I'M GOING TO LOSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's dober

>ai slop
>slop falcon
>slopzensky

I missed this so much

>>740709541
I can't wait to lose to this exact team yet again

>>740709541
say what you want but Hagzensky is so fucking hot

>>740709717
>endslop getting uppity again

Fuck off.

>>740709737
you can stay here if you like it so much

umautist thread

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Which combination of these two should I run next CM? Third will be a pace. Don't include the wrong answer please.

>>740709886
She's so much cuter like this.

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chud cm

>Xenoblade
>Deltarune
>Fire emblem
>Finals
Boy today's gonna be a busy day no?

THIS LAND WAS PROMISED TO US 3000 YEARS AGO

>>740709969
Cafe and ardan of course

>>740709969
Teio Teio Teio!

>>740709969
Ardan and Cafe

>>740709969
Pacers are the weakest next CM except for xogger. Go for Kita and Front Maya if you want to maximize your win rate.

>>740709541
I dropped the game because MANT is boring shit. Two more weeks until new scenario right?

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/v/ma (A rank, aiming for A+ for GL) is recruiting for one lucky anon!
>don't flatline
>dont be gone for more than a week
>trade yer shoes
Reply with ID or apply with "/v/" if you'd be interested

Evolved ponyfag thread

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I'M A /V/TARD
I WILL ALWAYS BE A /V/TARD
/V/ IS IN MY HEART

>>740709541
I stopped playing back in February
Did I miss anything worthwhile?
It seems like the player count has dropped off massively
Was the new scenario actually as bad as everyone said it would be?

>>740709541
>Triple front
Your plat is fake

>>740710132
I cannot run two Teios unfortunately, and I only have the one

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>>740710249
Its a month and a half before SHE saves the game, id login for club gibs though

>>740710315
We moved to /vm/ actually

>>740710249
Two weeks and a month.

>>740709969
The villain and Cafe.

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>>740710315

>>740710315
>Did I miss anything worthwhile?
Kinda yeah, lots of stuff
>Was the new scenario actually as bad as everyone said it would be?
Yes and no, the gameplay isn't bad at all MANT it's actually really fun, it's just exhausting to play. New scenario is soon and a soft reset so I'm very excited for it.

>>740710389
Front is the most F2P strategy during mant.

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>>740709969
Ardan and Kitasexo are the ones that make my dick the hardest. So them

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been putting up random tt umas for cms since trackblazer because i can't be assed grinding it,
actually reached a finals this time.

>>740710315
>Was the new scenario actually as bad as everyone said it would be?
It is very time consuming and exhausting but can produce absolute beasts, meta is very stale, not a lot of things to roll on, careers are very rng dependent so you could waste several hours with nothing to show for. Most people are burned out and are waiting for the next scenario to drop.

>>740710592
In a game where you gotta run the scenario a dozen times to get a good result, having an exhausting scenario sucks. When is the next one dropping? Ive been taking a break since Taurus cup

Anyone up for CM 15 rooms?

>>740710830
Next scenario is like mid next month

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>Excited for finals?
noppers, i sat this one out. though back when i was trying i would feel legitimately sick with anticipation while waiting

>>740710315
>Did I miss anything worthwhile?
there was a big dust up with the jannies
>Was the new scenario actually as bad as everyone said it would be?
worst one so far. some people like it but i personally think it's horrendous, there's just too much bad that outweighs the good

>>740710742
>not a lot of things to roll on
This is a good thing actually
>careers are very rng dependent so you could waste several hours with nothing to show for.
Disagree, mant is THE rng mitigation scenario

Thread on /vm/ was ruined, hopefully we can have the Stakes here

>>740711060
Did you not try like at all.

i don't like how mant just invalidates dirt umas and those with bad track aptitudes as well as support cards with low race bonuses

>>740710664
You need a second front if you're running kita though

>>740711489
It's a lot of effort but you can sorta be okay with mile lets and other trash affinity umas.

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>>740711358
nope

>>740711260
>shit up board and get run off
>shit up other board apparently and come back to shit up this one again

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Any anons out there looking for a club?

>>740711790
reminds me of that tragedy

>>740711805
I thought vumapyoi was the Opera club

>>740711237
people are gonna kill themselves when they get to GL and remember what it's like to have absolutely no control over your energy

>>740711970
Opera was too powerful a mascot for them, so now they use lower tier umas as a mascot like Inari One

>>740712057
>Junior year is bad
>Glue
I think it will be funny

>check in on /vm/
>schizo posting because someone made a new thread(?)
You guys have fun over there.

>>740712150
>fast careers
>you know instantly on year one if it's glue or not
Yeah I'm thinking comfy

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>>740712114
Fuck you neigha, don't slander the GOAT. Her unique is utterly busted.

>>740712276
why does this fox have fat tits despite being under 160cm?

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>>740712230
It's just really stupid discourse, we were waiting for finals to make the finals and stakes thread but some guy was impatient and didn't wanna wait. That's really it, for the most part it's comfy.

>>740712276
How so? Did I fuck up by not pulling? I got Tamicro as the only End I'd ever need (until CheeseBurger)

>>740712540
Yeah exactly we are just going to ignore his thread and then bake the actual one when we want, like we did many times here

>>740712547
Inari One is a lot like sweepy and tamamo in that they are very strong end closers but not meta at all, you didn't fuck up by not pulling but she is a great unit.

>>740712540
But also it's now supposedly a troll thread because anon who wanted a Taishin OP didn't just make the thread himself so is now having a melty.

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>>740712704
Just like old times! Ahh yes, this is the life

Predictions on (You)r chances for plat?

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>>740712709
It's just like back in the olden days where there used to be those gold ship bait threads. Nothing more nothing else, either way it's fucking stupid.

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>>740712150
>Junior year is bad
>Glue
are we talking about GL or MANT here

>>740712868
I predict I have a 0% chance at winning the finals. My team jobbed way more than I thought

>>740712892
What's the deal with this guy? Everyone hates him but I think he looks cool.

>>740712868
I'd say very slim. Maybe 20% chances but i believe in my aces. They're going bring it home!

>>740713047
Are you a horse? That would explain it

>>740712953
So how it works in GL is like the unity cup team battles worked. At the end of junior year you have a big thing to clear, unlike unity, you're guaranteed to succeed in GL if you have the hype meter filled up. And you do that by learning songs, these songs give you permanent bonuses (example, skill points +2 on everything, +5% rainbow bonuses, +10% to support cards finishing their chains, etc) so in GL if you don't have a great success the run is glue because you can't snowball.

>>740712709
You seem awfully invested in this particular subject

>>740713047
he's sloppa

>>740713047
He's a male in a gacha made for gooks.

>>740712547
Tamamo fucking saved me this CM. She's not Taishin tier but she has the tools to compete

>>740713047
He's a gaslighter.

>>740713191
He looks hand drawn to me, perfectly symmetrical. That's not a good reason to dislike him imo

>>740713112
I just see no reason to hate the guy, he seems cool and I like his mustache

>>740713047
He's hard to find, only women know where he is

>>740713225
It's an anthropomorphic horseshoe
it's not gonna fuck your waifu. As far as we know he's a hallucination of the trainer

>>740713047
He lies, cheats and steals.

>>740713254
I'd rate Tamamo as a strong #2 compared to Taishin for this race. Tail Nine aint no joke. Is her ult any good?

>>740713047
wait until you hear his voice

>>740713528
Tama is like an end closer that acts like a pace chaser, with tail nine she just fucking hugs the paces until its time to spurt and she just rockets

>>740713457
>not cleats
Ya dun goofed

>>740713184
it's the same parasocial guy that made the early bake lmao

>ponies
:|
>ponies, japan
:O

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>umautist thread still up

>>740710249
Same. My body actually has a viseral response to even just the thought of logging in now

>>740713528
Oguri > Tama imo, pulse is bullshit

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>>740713648
How embarrassing

>>740713047
Mr. Cleat sucks because he talks over the girls I tuned in to watch talk. Also he's a metaslave

>>740713887
>he's a metaslave
That's a good thing if he's giving advice

>>740713865
Uh yeah, you have a good point. I knew I was forgetting something

Tama is a strong **#3 end closer

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>>740710184
I will always run a Pace because I will always run my fav. I could make her a Late but that would require Late sparks and Mile sparks and my own parents are all bad so I would rather not.
Looks like I will be using Cafe on another Medium CM

>>740713047
HE'S GOING TO FUCK MY WIFE!!!!!!!
Teiobro btw

>have McQueen
>tried restmaxxing a couple times
>still find it a chore to do dailies
About to leave my club because I haven't run a full career in weeks. Thanks for never kicking me, and I hope you guys have fun!
>>740710315
>Did I miss anything worthwhile?
New characters, but if you know what you're doing you can easily roll a new account to play their story.
>Was the new scenario actually as bad as everyone said it would be?
As the others said, you can make great Umas in Trackblazer/MANT because you can race as often as you like. It's simply 10 minutes longer than URA (assuming you fast-forward all dialogue), but it adds up over the course of a week.

>>740709541
I'm a 3rd rate trainer, got B finals. These frontchuds gaped my pacesissies man...

>>740713978
Cafe is actually good for next CM according to early haku data

>>740714068
slurpen-chan..

>>740709541
tranime is so fucking gay

>>740714068
The front meta is truly fucking unbearable.

>>740714221
Why not just run end closers?

>>740714068
Just eight more months of frontchuds ruling the meta. Then it's lateGODs turn.

>>740714198
>hurrr I like men hurrr
That's what you sound like.

>>740714295
>triple front
Your response?

>>740714295
if your end isn't taishin or golshi they're still getting fucked on

>>740714457
Ironically weaker than Front Front End. There can only be one winning front, but an end closer as insurance will bail you out if your fronts couldn't get the job done.

End closers are piss easy and strong as fuck to make if you dont want to run fronts. You can easily do triple end. Reroll on CB or grab her with the selector.

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In didn't qualify the game is full of gigatryhard nigger whales nowadays

>>740714651
>Whales
This is the F2P scenario

>>740714457
>seethe
>call him a whale metafaggot
>shitpost at anyone running fronts
In that order.

>>740714586
>or golshi
She's not even in the top 3 for end closers this race. You don't know what you're talking about

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>>740714651
Look me in the eyes and tell me this is a whale.

>>740714706
I just know what I've seen which is her running it the fuck down whenever she's in the lobby

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This is fucking disgusting.

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>when you tell her you won't pay child support

>>740714651
The level of competition is insane compared to aoharu. I hope GL makes people come back because this is exhausting.

>>740714908
Here are the highest performing end closers in order of dominance

>Taishin
>End Oguri (base)
>Cheerleader Halo
>Tamamo Cross
>Agnes Digital

All are performing better than Golshi, just saying. I've seen people here tear it up with Inari One as well but she's rather new

>>740714984
How is more people with a more competitive deck going to make it easier anon, THINK!

>>740714969
>Not taking responsibility of your trainee umawife and umachild
That torena is a huge gay

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>>740714984
>I hope GL makes people come back
Some are merely hibernating, but other fallen brothers are never coming back

>>740714969
>when you tell her you don't care for newmas

>>740715260
The MANTbroken do not have rights

>>740712547
She's permanently viable for the remaining dirt CMs at the very least.

>>740715447
>dirt CMs
You mean Copano Rickey's Wild Ride?

>>740714984
It's more than Open increasing the barrier to A+ makes Graded that much sweatier. I'm sure I'll run into an SS+ metacomp in my B Finals

>>740715428
And what of the Unitybroken? What of the URAbroken?? do you have no sympathy for them?? And soon it will be GrandConcertBroken...what then?

I still haven't been able to make a Ug or SS+ any tips?

>>740715605
Post cards and which umas you're using. Usually SS+ to UG boils down to fast learner or highrolled summers.

>>740715605
I've never made a UG uma and frankly I'm in no rush. I'm rolling in plats and about to get my 9th by THIS 9

>>740715605
Gutsmaxx Taiki, Condor or Oguri.They could get UG in Unity, they sure as hell can here too

>>740715056
>baseguri
truly everlasting.
list makes sense, tamamo and halo I've only seen a bit of, digitan definitely a monster

>>740715823
That lane movement she gets in her unique is crazy

>>740713047
MY WAIFU IS TALKING TO A FRICKING MALE
>It's a floating rainbow cleat
DON'T CARE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>740715823
>>740715878
My lazy Digital is not even gutsmaxed properly, i'm talking 800 guts, sub-1000 wit and she's got me so many bullshit wins when my fronts have jobbed. I probably should have remade her but I'm praying she does her thing if my fronts get hit by THAT.

>>740715605
use the damn cleat hammers, the barrier is mostly skill spam

>can't hit higher than S+
>losing to S and UG5034050234 players with fifty trillion skills on their girls
>get to 6, drop to 5, repeat
>club has less and less people with shoes
>almost every new banner is pace but fuck you front dominates
I think I'm going to stop

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>>740716116
Grand Live soon fellow pacekek

>>740715675
Man I lost the last screenshot I made for those purposes, could you just tell me something that would work? The main cards I am missing for MANT are NTR, CB and Gutsyabe
>>740715676
Bro...
>>740715783
Can I do that without Ayabe?

>>740716116
Goodbye PeenusWuver69...I will not miss your dirt requests, but I did wuv you.

I'm gonna host a few rooms in the meantime, CM15?

>>740716221
You can gutsmaxx without the yabe yeah

>>740716378
Do it

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>>740709541
Excited for Mr Cock and Balls

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>>740716221
>Can I do that without Ayabe?
Yeppers

>>740716526
Lets go
14652822
14652822
14652822
Enjoy running against my reheated aces!

>>740716626
Note, don't need finemo here either, can use Tachyon/Marvelous etc. There are also alternative guts cards you can use to Air Groove depending on what you got

ANY FREE ANNIV DAILIES OR WHATEVER? IS MANT DONE? CAN I PLAY NOW?

>>740716805
MANT is over in 1 month

>>740716805
Nope. go back to sleep.

>>740716493
>>740716626
Taiki with a Guts deck and 2 wit cards is the way then? I thought there would be a more consistent way

>>740716626
post parents
you guys always say the deck matters when you have like 2 or more stats getting stupidly boosted

>>740716805
You missed the 7560 carats just from logging in for Golshi Week I guess
MANT isn't done for another month+
You could play if you wanted...

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>>740716313
for me, it's ggx

>>740716735
3/9.....

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>>740716832
>>740716838
OKAY TNX BACK TO SLEEP

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Feels good to be back

>>740716983
Log in for club gibs anon

>>740716919
I got the golshi carrats, wasted them on cheerleader kingu and neicha.

>>740716894
Depends on the uma's growth
Taishin has speed + guts growths so it makes it easier for her to gutsmax.

An easy option is also Tachyon for gutsmaxing, similar growths. As for sparks, inheriting power seems to be the play, but it depends on growths yeah

>>740716948
Whew excellent side boobage.

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>>740716979
6/9
Join to guarantee a plat

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>>740713047
There is nothing wrong with Mr.Cleat he is a HERO who explains game and track mechanics in pakalive END OF STORY

>>740716948
Nobody invited you here you fucking subhuman. You are both scum I hope you die in pain and alone

>>740717283
Mr cleat stole my carats, slapped my trainee and raped my wife.

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Matikanefukukitaru, the Ace of my heart

>>740717313
>See image you don't like
>Option a) Ignore it
>Option b) Have a melty and shit up the thread
Not even him btw. Learn to chill and care less.

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>>740717313
>Anon Neighas

>>740717215
6/9 will start in 5 if no one joins.

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>4 dominators
>2 fronts and an oonige
>Xogger
Let's roll!

>>740717461
>>740717462
No, this 3D pig poster has been doing this shit for months and he's still doing it

>>740717215
Fine but you'll get my SUPER REHEATED aces from Aries

>>740717691
This is the first time I see him unless its a /vg/ thing

>>740717721
I'm also doing that because even my preliminary ace is in prototype stages. Not gonna be running this comp for the real deal

>>740716313
>>740716948
the worst part of moving to /vm/ was losing out on Uma cosplay slut posting

>>740717631
I can't join right now sorry

>>740717817
nobody says this

>>740717817
If they are genuine uma fans I don't mind but those sluts that cosplay a bunch of popular characters from whatever FOTM are just leeches and should be ignored

>>740717773
It's not, it's a /v/ thing sadly
>>740717817
Kill yourself, go to /s/ or /vg/ you porn addict

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>>740717631
An honorable attempt, but a futile one!!!!
29633033
29633033
29633033

>>740717945
>It's not, it's a /v/ thing sadly
No, you can't gaslight me, I posted in these threads a lot and I would've remembered someone spamming slutty cosplays

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>>740717854
false, I posted that I missed it on /vm/ 2 months ago

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I... I like Vodka.

>>740718059
nigga

>>740709541
hey that's my team!

>>>/trash/

>>740717945
Shut up already, just join the rooms and stop whining

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>>740718059
I don't remember this but the cosplays are sexy so I'll give you a pass.

>>740718143
WE ALL HAD HER TRAINER, BUT YOUUUU TRAINED HER

>>740718004
>dober passes into 4th before the corner
FUUUUU
somehow procc'd red-shift and got that far on that alone so shit, that wasn't even that delayed. Takin notes

>>740718093
Do you like anyone BESIDES Vodka?

>>740718065
You should do like him and die

>>740715605
>Uma with growths in two of the following: Speed, Power, or Wit
>parents have 9-stars total for Stamina and can double-circle
>run MANT and maximize your race score/bonus
>follow the agendas that get posted here so you can get the race stat bonuses by completing a set of races (prominent example: Triple Crown)
>cheese with 4 Guts 2 Wit or ol' reliable 4 Speed 2 Wit
Summers make or break your Career just like in URA, so simply: be lucky.

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>>740718004
Not even 4 dominators can stop the age of the machines!!!!
47953696
47953696
47953696

>>740717817
Woah buddy I think you got the wrong board, /vg/ is two boards down

>>740718376
That is a FIERCE fucking bourbon.

>>>/vm/2571765
>Seems that "we've lost our sovl I miss /v/" posters don't play the fucking game kek
Is this true?

>>740718093
WHERE IS THIS FUCKING ALIEN FROM!?
BEST I GET IS SOME POLISH SOUNDLOUD RAPPER

>>740718492
Well I wish they joined my damn rooms, 6/9.

>>740718059
NTA but the cosplay slut poster has been doing this for a long time he got shouted down fairly often so i assume he stopped doing it most of the time

>>740718376
Yeah I knew not having uma stan on my ace w/ two extra doms was a brick. I hate this comp but I have nothing right now, will try a couple more but I have an idea

>>740718527
It's from the Men in Black cartoon

>>740718376
How is your shit this fucking strong man

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>>740718340
Who said I died? I've posted on /vm/ every day since the move. I just don't post cosplay sluts over there.

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>>740718376
>triple rushed
I jobbed....I'll do 3 more, lets get some more people in here!

>>740718492
No but it doesn't help when people over there go "damn that /v/ thread is fucking awful" when there is a /v/ thread and refuse to make good posts in it since they've been browbeaten by jannies
>>740718562
I don't have anything for next CM since I used all my borrows to try (and fail) making A finals for this one

>>740718827
Source me good sir.

>>740718827
At least you have a semblance of a conscience but you should still fucking kill yourself for posting that shit here, fuck you

>>740718862
Oh wait, im a witlet
95745587
95745587
95745587
My bad bros
>>740718778
Autism

>>740718962
NTA but you're a such a fucking faggot lmao

>>740718862
I'll probably stop here if anyone else wants to join, thanks for hosting. Still very early days for my team, I'll be bringing a Bourbon of my own later

>>740718862
>Choose my meanest Medium runners from the past CMs
>Full
AAAAIIIEEEE

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>>740719002
YUP YUP!!!!!!!
48185337
48185337
48185337
TWO MORE!!! COME FACE ME!!!!

>>740718962
Can you save your rage for genuine thread ruiners? This anon is ok. Please have some self awareness.

What's the most bullshit Oshipick team you can think of that would benefit from double dominators?

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>>740719306
Someone needs to STOP this neigha

>>740719330
It's not OK, it's whore smut, thread poison

>>740719306
Oh fuggg none of my fronts have Groundwork active :DDDD damn reheating

>>740719351
Mejiro Ardan, her velocity nuke is sleeper strong.

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>>740709541
My team fucking jobbed and barely got into A finals at my last try. Right an hour before registration I got an above average clanker so maybe I can get lucky and win my second plat?
Can we stay in here? I always forget to check /vm/

>>740719367
I'm on it boss

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>>740718718
Figured its from like late 90's-early 2000's cartoon, artstyle reminds me of it
Eh, don't think its this guy, but it should do for now as I can't be arsed to watch the whole thing heard its kinda dull besides a kickass opening theme

>>740719519
We can try but if this thread gets nuked like the last time off to /vm/ I go.

>>740719501
Don't have her, need a different one. I do have one in mind, and it just might be stupid enough to work...

>>740719002
I'm autistic too and I've never made anything like that

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>>740709541
I managed to get with these into A finals, I doubt I'm gonna rank well, but I think its a good showing either way! Threatens my third rate trainer license tho...

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>>740719519
Thats up to janny.

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>>740719351
I kinda want to make runaway palmer with 2 dominators

>>740719714
That sounds retarded...let's do it!

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>>740719306
Failing to overtake suzuka really is crippling, oguri ate my first place....
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Last one, hit me with the best you got.

>>740719546
He looks like he likes Daiwa

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>>740719714
Our time will come in GL, Palmerbro

>>740719519
>spoiler
Permanently no, but for now yes. This is the thread while we wait for the stakes.

>>740719780
>Brickzuka sabotaging her teammates
Can't trust these oonigers as far as you can throw them

>>740719780
6/9.
Don't be shy! You can bring reheated aces too. Idc, this is the research stage.

>>740719780
This oguri accel bombed as soon as she hit festival lol.

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>>740719780
Oguri Cap, you're not worthy as my opponent.....
And that's it for now my RIVALS!!!! Best of luck in finals! May we all win plat! And best of luck in the /v/ictory stakes!!!! I plan to win them

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How are my fellow Architects faring? I would like to hold my carrats for Yukino Bijin, her form does show promise.

>>740720528
Until Hishi Miracle I just don't see what project to focus on...

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>>740719773
>>740719876
I just hate the fact that I can't read through her story in peace, Trackblazer sucks for that alone.
I don't run any fronts. I will only ever have palmer as a front runner/runaway. I am at a loss for what to do with the maruzensky card.

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>>740719714

>>740720916
Ruined

>>740713047
It's more of a culmination of things with the new format of pakatube
>No more seiyuu minigame corner where they can win us free gibs
>Replaced it with keiba corner where some jra rep or jockey or whoever speaks keiba for like an hour, which isnt actually a bad concept but if there isnt a seiyuu who's also versed in keiba knowledge who can back and forth, it just ends up being some old dude droning on while everyone does the usual "sou desu ne"
>Added the KMR JR vtuber equivalent who talks meta to me but its generally things long timebplauers would already know so it comes off as annoying or unnecessary unless you're a new or casual player
The only cool thing about the new pakatube format is the new studio set and then they deep dive ulinto the alts since they can view them on the spot which is kinda nice.

>>740720520
If only my oguri wasnt a witlet....tho i will say im seeing some potential in a late surger oguri vs a pace chaser....

>>740720916
>See 5gum logo
>Dick tingles
I hate all of you

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>2 hours until the stakes
Can't wait to fucking RAPE kwabshin.

>>740720520
>people will look at this winrate and call others frontbroken

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>>740721560
How about a five person bakushin instead?

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>>740721561
THIS IS OUR CHANCE
I WANT ALL OF YOU BIRD LOVERS TO BRING YOUR FALCO TO THE STAKES
WE CAN'T LOSE THIS.
IT WAS PROMISED TO US
THE 3RD QUEEN OF THE BIG FIVE
L - O - V - E !
WE LOVE FALCOOOOOO!

>>740717283
fuck this neigha if he's aware of the meta fucking buff debut umas like laisu. until then he's a faggot

>>740720916
I still love her sponsered ass.

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>>740722032
FALCOOOOO
I LOVE BIRDS I LOVE BIRDS

>>740722032
I have Falco but I'm bringing my wife instead, if I can even join

Is the stakes still the first to get two wins?

The first cm since launch I've just fully skipped. Playing this game on maintenance mode until the scenario finally fucks off isn't fun, so I'll just come back once MANT is dead.

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>>740722032
I have a NASTY falco, but I'm bringing my wife.

>>740722050
Raisu gets ALL the merch.
She's meta just not in game.

>>740722268
was never really codefied, because we usually had 2 people hosting rooms simultaneously, it was just whoever won more, if it was a tie, go again.

>>740722268
Yeah, unless the host accidentally makes a new room because he didn't realize there was already one. Funny things develop when that happens.

>>740722315
nobody wifes bourbon you metacuck faggot, fuck off

>>740719773
Very tempting to do Palmer + dom Rudolf

>>740722413
Yeah, we just need another soul from der/v/ to act as second host while BEEmapyoi's danchou is MANTbroken

/v/ threads feel like your mom's cooking after being years out

>>740722519
Been rockin bourbon since before taurus so.

>>740722519
>bobobroken

MANT is such a ball breaker, I'm just gonna do Xoguri + 2 doms for the next CM and be done with it.

>>740722653
one whole CM woooooooooooooooooow

I'm so excited bros. Less than two hours and Taishin finally unleashes her true potential!

>>740722636
honestly quality wise I think the /vm/ threads mog the ones here but it really is nice to return to the childhood home

etto... will the stakes be here dekinai? are we allowed back to the promised land desu?

>>740722519
Hey I've jacked off to Bourbon a few times, I'm sure just by that that she's someone else's autistic wife

>>740722806
>no
>not anymore, odd thread here is fine but the days of recurring threads are over.

I want to kill every XOguri + 2 Dominate debuff discksukers player. You don't need those dominate supports, fucking braindead metaslaves.

>>740723045
Haha hey that's me!

>>740722806
Petition the guy who runs it to bring it back here

>>740722526
Palmer + Tachyon/Rudolf was my gameplan if I went down that route. I just don't think she's that great as a frontrunner.
Her skills just too good to miss out idk

>>740723045
Sorry bwo, not gonna experiment with off-meta builds when every run takes a fucking hour.

>>740722806
It wouldn't surprise me if the janny (he does it for free) waits for the stakes to start before nuking the thread.

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DID YOU KNOW that THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE is the only uma other than xoguri and s.maru to have won a single round in a MANT /v/ictory stake so far

Your umas are fighting whales right now. Have you gotten a message from them?

>>740723504
s-surely this time It'll be different...

The fuck is /v/ictory stake

I hate you and your secret club lingo

>>740723504
I thought there was a Teio win previously, was that a fun room?

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>>740723568
Yeah Golshi sent me this sticker.

>>740709541
i thought the horses couldnt be sexualized so why is the middle one showing so much

>>740723667
After the finals we have a >fun race with the same conditions. The first uma that wins two races becomes queen of /vm/ until the next CM.

>>740723667
CM Ends
Everyone celebrates or KWABs
30 minutes after we run a celebratory race with our WINNERS or LOSERS, 1 uma per anon
First to 2 or 3 wins, wins the STAKES.
This is how we decide who's the queen of the thread during the next month or so.

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Im gonna flatline until Fenomeno!

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>>740723885
Sounds fun. I will be making you all worship Scarlet this month.

>>740724059
Competition is fierce and the room gets filled in 1 nanosecond. Still good luck bro, it would be really funny if Scarlet won.

>>740723667
>secret club
we've been doing this for nearly a year and have always been the fastest threads on the board

>>740723667
We've had that tradition for a whole fucking year man.

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>>740724298
nanosecond?

>>740723045
You only need to train one for dom. Metapig will actually brought 2 fronts and xogger for minmaxing the 25% chances where xogger whiffs ult.

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>>740724059

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>>740724059
Good luck trying to get in the room, it fills up in less than 10 seconds.

>>740724298
So far my scarlet beats all the other fronts to the line about 80% of the time. It's after the line that she then drops the ball half the time from no mile S. All bets are off in an 18-man lobby though.

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>>740723776
>Rape whales with harpoons
Sounds terrifying.