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MIGGIN
Haven't watched GDQ in like 6 years. Have I missed anything big?
>>742644157SHE WAS ONLY PAGE 8 YOU SICK FUCK
Last thread, 5% of posts (one in twenty) mentioned transgendered individuals despite not a single one being on screen so far.
shitty run to start the year off with damn. this guy has zero rizz.
IM A HEADBANGA
>there are people who would this
migga
Eternal proof that Retro's games lack soul.
migged
it's the guy from the smash cringe videohttps://youtu.be/TiOcz8ebyws?t=506
hey~
>no TRANS RIGHTSevent RUINED
Miggin
miggin'
>>742644157I'm noticing a lot of aesthetic deception in this game...
Chibi won
>>742644157>page 8MORON
miggin
Every speedrun skips something, but none of us can skip time. The moments we spend together are the only ones we ever truly keep. Thank you to every runner, volunteer, and donor for reminding us that even something as simple as playing games can leave the world a little better than we found it. Save the Animals.
Love for everyone except trans people right gdq?
>>742644331>nooo my gacha/porn threadwho cares
Migged
MIGGY
>>742644216Seems like we're of to a slow start, here have a tranny post!
Why is the room so dark? This is how it looked 2018
>>742644275DKC 3 has way too many dud levels. You can really tell it was made by the C-team. The level design is basically Land tier.
>>742644216gamers are an insecure species
I don't even really watch the runs anymore. Which is dumb.
>>742644037Normally this is when the reader becomes a colossal faggot and interrupts everything to make it all about the business scam, but despite having pronouns in bio and picking the most embarrassing messages, he's actually letting it breathe
>>742644203Right after that sentence the "dude in a silk dress" thing happened in a previous GDQ so that's why they blank out at this specific point. Just in case
Pretty boring and awkward run to kick off the week, noy very hoyp. I'd give it a C
>>742644365no one loves you chuddie
>People screaming in the backgroundJust fucking stop
>chill runner>chill game>participating audience that isn't cringeKino.
>>742644373
>>742644386Likely so that /v/ can't make webms of the embarrassing audience members
>WHOPS!AAAAAAAA IT'S OVER
Let's have fun bros
>>742644373hate her theaterkid personality but still find her attractiveperfect example of a woman id hatefuck the shit out of
>>742644414Aren't you that anon that rates every run a C regardless?
I think DKC is overrated, yes the game looks good and the music is awesome. But the actual gameplay is kind of boring and the everything on the screen blend in together too much.
Why does the parrot cough up nuts
I only watch this shitty event now to shitpost with you guys
>>742644365Personally I hate the entire world and want humanity extinct but that's just my opinion and not more valid than others
ONE THOUSAND DOLLARSANONYMOUSNO COMMENT
Thanks, anon!
>>742644446>>742644407the calm before the storm
This Anonymous guy is really generous
I just donated $1,000.00.
>1k anonymous no comment
Already with the anonymous thousands of dollars huh.
>>742644460where is Mr. Game and Shout?
>>742644491A run so great, I never noticed the dominance-asserting T-pose
>>742644523SameWhen's the dispatch run
Here we all are now, all the lads
>Checkpoint music
>>742644505
>>742644248Correct
>>742644505that parrot and you have something in common LOL!!!
>1+ minute of ads
>>742644523That's 90% of it for me at this point. There are still occasional good runs though.
15 mins into watching and genuinely shocked I haven't heard a single "trans"-anything
>>742644537misanthropy is chill
Why are there no real lights in the room? They didn't bother lighting up the stage?
>>742643963DKC2. killer soundtrack, (David Wise's best), atmosphere is a bit creepier and rocks, level settings are more fun (haunted fair, beehive, pirate ships, castles, the bramble bush with the moving clouds in the background) and bosses are more interesting,
>ad break during a runWtf
>ad break
>>742644642TwitchAdSolutions or ublock on youtube
>>742644157I'm in.
>>742644642
Holy shit, there's not a single Pokémon run this entire marathon. Is this a first?
Alright gents, I looked ahead and the first possible tranny we get might be pic related. GretaIceVixen is, despite the name being an enormous red flag, a bio foid.
I use twitch a lot and use an adblocker and never have problem with ads BUT always on GDQ my stream pauses and I have to press unpause once. Never have this on any other stream.
>>742644642>>742644678>>742644693Just watch on Youtube
>>742644705HE'S BACK
9 ads in the middle of the run wth, do I gotta go to YouTube with a blocker has twitch been doing this for awhile?
>they actually turned midrolls onthey must be desperate
>>742644739Shit, when am I supposed to go to sleep then?
>>742644739blind anon...
>>742644642vaft
>>742644157MIG!
watch on youtube for no ads
is my idea or are they putting stock music OVER THE GAME'S OST?????
>uhhh this saves half a second herenobody cares nigga
This is a pretty good run
>>742644642>>742644678>>742644693This ad went though my ad blocker for the first time ever. Was it a part of the show?
>>742644591fired for harassing a tranny outside of GDQ
>>742644743I have the script and I play everything on popout player. no problems whatsoever
>>742644820i haven't seen any ads yet
>>742644740>The talos principles nextI hate PC speedruns, the majority of them are like this. Just a walking simulator without any interesting tricks or anything happening.
>number two guy is more dangerous the final guyKino trope
>>742644562
>>742644642Why the fuck are they playing ads in the middle of the fucking run?
>>742644740>GretaIceVixenproofs of foidness?
>>742644810True, he should be talking about trans rights and donations instead.
>>742644820I'm watching on youtube and haven't seen any ads. Only annoyance on youtube streams are that they are like 10-20 seconds behind the twitch, but twitch is major cancer when it comes to ads as they actively try to fight against blockers.
you can watch on gamesdonequick.com with no ads too
>>742644897based lil guy
>Youtube allows you to go back in the stream>easy to block ads>doesn't have all the twitch garbage extensions everywhereLiterally WHY would you still use twitch instead of Youtube
>>742644820My stream paused when the ad was playing and never have this happening to me otherwise >>742644743Makes me wonder if they have some special kind of ads shit on the stream?
>>742644879I'll be watching a few anime episodes during that since I've never played it.
>Kyaaaaaaaa anon~ watch the bathroom while i change my diaper pweeaseeee~ and m-maybe we can go back to my room afterwards nya~
>>742644879FPS games are fine, but most puzzle PC games make for absolutely terrible viewing
>>742644897based>>742644904probably Twitch jewry. they force streamers to display ads whether they want to or not
Is the movie cancelled now that critics didn't like Galaxy? I really badly needed to see Diddy and Dixie in a bigger role.
>>742644879Talos Principle's run is glitchy as fuck though. It's the one where they crank the graphics settings right down and uncap the FPS because they can launch themselves into the sky when the game runs at a billion FPS.
>>742644947Is that staph on his wrist?
>didn't forget about the event>still catching some dkc2I'm ready for a comfy week
I love DKC2 bros It's perfecto
>>7426449421. It's in my shell history2. My local cache allows me to go back3. Never seen ads
that cat o nine tails is the most disrespectful diss ive seen
>>742644371
>>742644972>Dude bananas LMAO xDD
>>742644972>caring about critics rather than the billion dollars the movie made
>Have script to block ads>Stream quality tanks whenever ads play so it's still annoyingMaybe I'll go with Youtube after all
>>742644942jewtube is like 20 seconds behindmight as well not be watching a live broadcast at all
>>742644972>criticsNo one gives a fuck about movie critics
Nene quest when
>>742644981I'm not familiar with the categories, but All Sigils probably isn't best for that.If you have to do every puzzle regardless, no real incentive to do these things to skip them.
can't believe i have to ask this in the big 2026 but can you PLEASE be nice to the trannies
/v/ it's not gonna be full of trans rights again this year right
when is Haru
>>742644905
>>742645035BAZZINGA
this is the tranny that got Mr. Game and CheatOnWife fired lmao
what was his name again?
>>742645041I watched the Galaxy movie yesterday, it was perfect. I wasn't bored for one second. I genuinely can not believe people didn't like it.
>>742644157KEEP MY WUSBAND'S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
what is next after the soi nigga
get comfy frens
kino chill run with a chill shadow
>>742645050Twitch adblocking is a wack-a-mole game
>>742645050SameThere's no reason not to use it. What are you gonna do on twitch? See pogchamps in the chat where the emote probably isnt even allowed?
>look through schedule>only based game is jedi knight>>742644910nobody cares if you saved 1 second doing something all they care about is some interesting trick or amazing feat of skill that allows them to beat the game in 20 minutes instead of several hours
>>742644972Yes, anon. In fact Nintendo is discontinuing every version of Switch 2 as of tomorrow too.
oh my god retards you can watch the stream with no ads or delay on gamesdonequick.com
>GDQ>Authenticity
>gdq>authenticityOh fuck that's a good one
>>742645050I just watch from youtube. Zero ads.
>>742645132These are the people GDQ caters to. Un-fucking-real.
>>742644991This is my plan as well, love this chill, nothing doin time
>>742645138Mr Gay and SexMr Cheat and HarassMr Goy and ShabbosMr We Got PokemonMr Sneed and FeedMr Raped and Gaped
>>742645132>a non-traditional?huh?
TO KNOW EVERYTHINGYOU MUST GIVE UP EVERYTHING
>>742644358My run is up next guys, wish me luck!
>>742645132>Blind and a troonWonderfull
>representationdo... do they not understand this is an insult?
Wait, the letters don't count towards 102%?
>>742645109>the transgirl is an inhuman monster with superspeed and super strengthMy transphobia increased tenfold
>>742645158Kino
My run is next, wish me luck!
>>742645119Xe is too busy being fully trooned out and is not attending
>>742645251Shut the fuck up cracker
>>742645252No, the letter just give you an extra life per levelOnly the DK Coin really matters
>>742645119i don't think we're getting any royaru rainbows this event friend
>>742645275please no...
>>742645103You have to get all the sigils, but actually doing the puzzles is slow, and the way Talos Principle's world is set up means they'll be glitching in and out of puzzles whenever it's fastest instead of going through things as mundane as doorways.
>>742645231My subscription to the Ape Quaterly?
>>742645252No. That's just for a 1up.
>>742645287g-gulp
>>742644157>skim schedule quickly>looks like shit>ctrl+f favourite franchaise>nothing>wtf how>ctrl+f favourite game>1 match>check runner>foid with danger hairFUCK YOU I ain't watching this shit.
What vidya are you playing during the bad runs bros?
>>742645158 remember there was a goth lolita in the graveyard run and the thread was gosling/simping/fapping
>>742645132>WifehusbandWhat does this actually mean
>Speed strat: Just do it you fucking nerd lmao
>bee has invincibility phaseshit boss design
>>742645275isn't she a literal whore that sells nude pics
Crow 2 hype
>>742645341Hades 2
Come watch sgdq with v4c.
SHES SO FUCKIN COOL BROS
>>742645119Busy being a whore (it's a day of the week)
>>742645173>>742645213Youtube is like 10 seconds behind which kinda triggers my autism
>>742645297Didn't he say even the DK coins don't matter, and are just included to be polite?
>>742645132How do you win an award for a study you are still conducting?
>>742645138MR. GAPE AND SHOUT
>>742645359lesbians but the wifehusband tops
>>742645359That means shes the one getting beaten in the relationship.
>>742645359you haven't heard of a seahorse?
>>742645370I wish
>>742644215shut the fuck up zoomer faggot
>>742645132>wifehusband
>>742645373what the FUCK was his problem?
Images you can hear
>>742645132>ElliottI heard they made a mid game about this guy.
>>742645329>>742645297Weird, ain't it?
>>742645138wait, this the nigga who got fired??Fuck is Scent still in then?
>>742645380I don't want people to recognize me from the other cytube rooms
>>742645138Who the fuck could he harass lmao?
>>742645359butch les top presumably
>>742645341replaying fire emblem path of radiance
>>742645132I am legitimately too tired after work to give 0.00001% a fuck about this. I now understand the true meaning of terminally online people when they don't have to work a 6 day week and just post about (wifehusbands?)I just don't have the energy anymore holy fuck I just want to drink beer and shitpost
>>742645338>danger hairincels never get that this is a self-own because it means they're the predators that the aposematism is working on and it was successful
>>742645380we already have this thread to talk about the stream. i dont need another chat
>>742645386How did Rare manage to make so many iconic designs and then also make Kiddy Kong?
>>742644258Can someone translate this for those without autism?
BEST LEVEL RIGHT HERETHIS IS THE BEST DKC LEVEL OF ALL TIME
n
>sperm with bloodshot eyes as rope
>>742644386You think we're supposed to have fun and a good time? Such innocence.
Spooky
>>742645497Just change your name then>>742645530why not both
>>742645485>Fuck is Scent still in then?yes, we saw him earliersent is pure. he would never
>>742645287fully trooned out and loving it?
>haunted house level>still going weee downhill>now wooOOOOooOOOooo
>>742645380
>>742645132>im blind>it's actually "legal blindness"
>>742645138Mr. Harrass and Binary
>>742644562What a game.What a run.
>>742645158I added Parin I think
>Not a single mention of BananzaThe game really left no cultural impact, huh?
>>742645395if you occasionally fast forward at 2x it will catch up a lot
>>742643873the shayy shit was so funny manlove a good discord rape review
>>742645341Neverwinter Nights. I recently started a replay of Aielund as a Monk/Cleric and I'm just at the point where shit's about to hit the fan in part 1.
>>742645436I keked
>>742645572soul
>>742645524>Too tired after work to have basic fucking empathyWow, just... Wow. Do better.
>>742645572kinda sad that the dk Rollercoaster wasn't based on this
>>742645625It's a switch 2 title so not too many have played it
>>742645554Hm.. sexo
>>742645132What the fuck am I reading?
>Love for everybody!>Marriage for everybody!>Just NOT trans people.WOOOOOW look at you GDQ had no idea you guys were right wing grifters. Paycheck came in and told you not to acknowledge trans folk huh? Guess I won't need to donate then. Fuck you.
>>742645132>blind>transTop kek
I like this nigga because he laughs at the most insignificant shit in the game, just like I do.
>>742645685I played this webm and now my computer is acting strange
>>742645625It's no Mario Odyssey.
I like Forest Interlude.
>>742645709They have an event for you in October
>>742645132
>>742645690Deranged oppression olympics hitting critical mass
1 > 2 >>>>>> 3 dont @ me
>>742645717Is "pfahahaha" guy running this year?>>742645742My personal favorite. I learned to play it on the piano 20 years ago.
>>742645742Every song in this ost is perfect imoThey knocked it out of the park
>>742645604I knew so fucking many people like this back in collegeThey were told by a doctor once that they were "legally" or "partially" blind but they can see just fineBut they milk it by wearing dark sunglasses and using a cane that they don't need to farm sympathyMakes me fucking livid
honestly this run is growing on me, pretty kino start to gdq
>>742645525This ugly bitch self owns herself. Ain't watching that shit. Wake me up when the S tier runs starts.
>>742645625What do you want him to say? It's like talking about Mario 64 during a World speedrun.
I started using shaderglass to add CRT shaders to the streamreally comfy
>>742645625They even did a sing-along last gdq.
>>742645814Yeah it's pretty chill so far
>>742645685I have the game and Ive still yet to get around to play it. Too many good games these days
>>742645780He's on the couch for Dark Forces 2 but I don't think he's got a run and i'm not about to check
>>742645790That's a solid grift if you can get it going. You get to chill with a dog and people leave you alone.>>742645814DKC runs are generally comfy.
>>742645780>Pfahahaha guyHe became an alcoholic and had to step away from the scene
>>742645790Those people are not human.
>>742645132These niggas collect mental illnesses like they're pokemon.
>>742645631Holy shit, you're right. Thanks anon.
>>742645895Alcoholism isn't real. You literally just have to not drink. It's even free.
>>742645835why'd you remind me man
>>742645632Yetee dono on day one all because they don’t have a Deltatroon speedrun.Imagine chapter 5 weird route speedrun tho, heil Gaster
>>742644591he's banned now
>so that diddy can milk his, uh,
ugh it's kinda problematic that the monkey is named Diddy...
>>742645927Beer tastes like piss, and yet humans invented civilization just to create a steady supply of beer.
This game is oozing with soulI miss it so much bros
>>742645895I thought the BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAing was the next step of his recovery from alcoholism
>>742645132We believe all women here
>autistic black guythey make those?
>>742645947For what reason? Not complaining just wondering.
>>742646015Just how new are you?
>>742645967What did Diddy do?
>>742645835>right, we finished that level. Now next up we-->You want me to sing? No, no, I couldn't, it would be too embarrassing~>...anyway, this next trick we'll-->Alright alright, if you insist that much I guess I have no choice.>Pause the game. Get the camera on me.Unless I'm mixing it up with a different one that didn't get its incentive met.
>>742646015Never look up fighting game players and dragonball fandom
>>742646035A blind tranny with a wifehusband says he did something.
>>742645985Beer was safer than drinking water for a long time because of how easy it is for bad shit to be in plain water. Beer and wine killed most of the bad shit, so you got drunk and blind, but you didn't die.
>>742645931share my suffering
>>742646047What didn't Diddy do?
>>742645927Too much beer and your body will actually die because it's so dependent on it. Hospitals have to give you an injection of alcohol while they ween you off it for good
>>742646015Half of Kingdom Hearts and Sonic fans are black and autistic.
Wait they’re called Yetee cause they make tee shirts
>>742646047he uses a lot of banana oil
>>742646015they're all in the fighting game community
>>742646015who do you think is playing all the fighting games and watching shonen anime?
>>742645927The brain is unfathomably complex, and yet yours...
I feel like there's at least 5 announcers that sound like the current one.
>>742645604The "I'm so fucking blind I see darkness" blind is like 1/10 of the blind population. Majority of people have various amounts of legal blindless, which can be just as bad but also some are just "uh what does that sign say"My friend was legal blind but he just couldn't read small text without it being 1cm away from his face and didn't want to wear his comically large glasses. Not defending the tranny but it's hard to judge from a retarded tweet
>>742645835Why is that hug so awkward?
>>742646113>Don't do what Diddy don't does
OH N-
>>742646035'sexually harassing' some chick
>baits a deathkek. Nice.
>>742646015lots of them in the FGC, in fact they make up the majority in the west I believe
>>742646068it's the credit songhttps://youtu.be/4ItI2ZlWiO0?si=vj73xEjnNBaJ7e6B&t=4509
>Arctic AbyssI feel like my soul is being lifted up every time I hear this masterpiece
>>742645927if you booze too hard, your brain compensates for the slowdown through overactivity, so if you stop suddenly, you can die of a seizure. alcohol actually has the worse withdrawal symptoms of any drug
I like this guy
>>742646127
who is prize goblin now??
>beat a vulture to death with its own eggs>later have to fight the vulture and its aborted children's ghostswhy did Rare force children to do this
did uncs unironically play this monkey sidescroller?looks like total shit and the characters look weirdly rotoscoped or something
My wife anarchy is only on the couch for a single run. Now gdq is ruined for me.
Reminder that there's a level in this world which has a glitch so bad that it can permanently brick your Super Nintendo.
>>742646072>blind tranny with a wifehusbandWhat???>says he did something>doesn't say what>banneddid what? Forget to take the bins out? Fuck a normal woman on the side? Didn't use the correct pronouns?
>>742646281Here's your (you)
>742646281Trying too hard
>>742646274blacktastic/bobbeigh
>>742646274we got a prize nigga now.
>>742644460>>742646229Goes to show how fake all of these people are and how fabricated event is.
>>742646281lol honestly i'm glad you said this, this game is completely hideous
>>742646281post bussy
>>742646290Which run? I want to know which one to SKIP
>>742646167Is the announcer on right now the same guy that did that really annoying Pokemon run at the end of the last GDQ? Sounds like him.
>>742646280it was a different time
>>742645380no? i'm watching it here, in the thread, live with others
first run of SGDQ is solid. It's all downhill from here isn't it?
>>742646294i pissed on my SNES after rage quitting the one lost world level in DKC2. was that the bug?
>>742646351It looked much better on CRT. Like a moving painting. You couldn't tell it was shitty 3D cutouts.
>>742645436
Fun fact, Arctic Abyss was done by Eveline Fischer while all the other tracks were David Wise
>>742646281Bad bait. A person with such views wouldn't know what rotoscoping is.
>>742646294Should be a future 4way race with a verifiable snes kill
>>742646170here's more context for you
>>742646360I don't think so. I can't remember his name, but it's not JrisJunior
>>742646109How would you get blind from beer? Also, small beer was one of the most common beers so people would rarely be drunk-drunk.
can you imagine to be just so fucking pathetic and cucked as this guy holy shit lmao
>>742644257>My augmented vision allows me to visualize women's pheromone traces
>>742645927I hate you new style of baiting retards who just say completely wrong thing just for the sake of it. Nothing creative or imaginative, just shit like "food isn't real" because you're a boring faggot
>>742646281based zoomGOD putting the uncs in their place
>>742646294>it can permanently brick your Super Nintendo.20 years later and people still spread this misinformation. No, it's physically impossible to brick your console. It can destroy your savefile though so bad the game won't even boot properly but you can just take out the save battery to clear it.
>>742646380ye
>stickerbush symphony
>>742646435I've only ever seen one run where they killed a console live on stage, but it was so fucking funny.
>>742646449he going to an hero?
>>742646281this
>>742646449>the next week and a halfNOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AN UNPERSON FOR LIFE YOU CAN'T JUST COME BACK AFTER TWO WEEKS
>DiddyDiddy aah blud game
if youre not watching gdq on a crt, you're doing it wrong
Total squitter death
>>742646247this was the best cringekino we've gotten since the PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR incident
>>742644705>Tar bro is hereNow the event officially begins
>>742646449bro really let a tranny take him down(then again he looks like a meek man)orhe really tried to fuck a tranny and the shame won't let him fight back
what vidya are yall playing until the good runs start?
Mr CuckandRope
>>742646281Miyamoto was right
>>742646481>It can destroy your savefile though so bad the game won't even boot properlylmao how the fuck did they manage that
Checkpoint time, how we doing guys?
where's the runescape speedrun??
>>742646449How hated was this guy to where no one bothered to defend or speak on his behalf? If they are all such great friends why did no one question the story accusing him?
If trannies didn’t look so ugly they would be accepted
>>742646449>from bluesky to discordyou can't make this shit up
>>742646281oh and there is a fucking diddylol
>>742646498>mfw
>>742646564Road builder 2
>>742646449>Even the bluesky troons are shitting on him
>>742646580Got a job. Now I need to figure out a way to be let go and return to my NEET life.
>>742646597Eventually he will make his way here, anonymously dropping juicy, embarrassing stories about these theater twats and their tranny subjects.
>>742646449what is even more funny is that the "harassment" happened years ago outside of GDQ lmao
>>742646590>If they are all such great friendsThese kinds of "inclusive" circles are never friends, just allies of convenience
>>742646594That's why I only talk to 4chan trannies because they don't go outside meaning they're anime girls
So have they cured Alzheimer's yet?
KLOBBER JUMPSCARE
>>742646580i'm le lonely and le sad :(((
>flirts with a womanmanthing>grounds for social execution
>>742646447Forgot beer doesn't produce methanol
>>742646590anon, they aren't friends at all
>>742646580took a shit this morning and thought it would never stop coming out
>>742646567im not reading all that anon
Can a stronger racist than me diagnose this guy's ethnic profile. Somalian? Nigerian?
>>742646646keep on keeping on porter
>>742646564Battle brothers
>>742646449Are they being ironic or do they not know he got fired?
>>742646564Heavily modded Stalker Anomaly.
>>742646594Nah they're still insufferable.
>>742646594They look fine. It's the mental health bi-polar flip outs that are hard to stand by every time they're going through a downward spiral. That applies to everyone, but Cis are going to get triggered by normal autistic sperg outs rather than hormonal sperg outs.
>>742646695
>>742646738USA:ian.
>>742644157
>>742646590Because you don't jump in front of the bus with anyone if you don't want to get smashed son.
>>742646646Nice figurines anon
>>742646738Am*rican
love the castle crush theme
>>742646738american
>>742646743>>>/vt/ranny
>>742646738White man’a English, so I’s bet on Nigerian
choque
>>742646775>They look fine.No they don't lmao, half of them look like uncanny ogre freaks. If they all passed people wouldn't care nearly as much
this fucking autoscroller level killed me way too many times
>>742646752>he got firedqrd?
CHOKE
>>742646738all american negros are from the gulf in the south western part of america
>>742646792>>742646834>>742646841Dios mio...
CHOKE LEVEL: AMERICAN MCDONALDS (SUPERSIZED)
>>742646775>They look fineNo they don't. If they actually put some effort trying to look, act and behave like a woman I wouldn't really mind them as much.But it's clearly just performative of them and they don't actually believe they are women.
>>742646836It's so good
>>742646834He's actually Canadian
>>742646580took a shower, have a good relation with family, will go out for lunch eventually. I wish the same for the rest of you all. Love yurselves. Go get something yummy to eat if ya can.
>>742646853harassed a troon, just like the autistic dance guy
>>742646738mystery nigga
>>742646567im glad i dont wake up and post gay shit like this
>>742646886Estimate status?
>>742646853See>>742646229
>>742646842she's a character in THE GAME
HYYYYOOOOPEEEEE
Please
>>742646812>Because you don't jump in front of the bus -
HE'S CHOKING
>>742646281
>>742646903Is he really? he doesn't have the oot or eh tics
>>742646738almost all american black slaves came from the west coast of africa, the nigeria/ghana/liberia area
>>742646915How much of this harassment was normal friendly conversation with a dash of flirting?
>>742645790Someone should tape their eyes shut for a day and have them experience what it's like to be actually blind. Guess what, it fuckin sucks.
The event isn't the same without Mr. Game and Shout
>>742646567Leave him alone, he's experiencing traumatic things. Guy has it rough.
>>742646449i just really want more info as to what the guy did, i'm sure it's something relatively innocent whereas firing him immediately makes you think he flashed someone
>>742646959We're all frens here
>comfy game>comfy runner>comfy chokesHaving a good time rn
any restreams? I don't want to give gdqtrannies my viewcount
hi frens :D/
>dying on the auto scrollersasuga
Everyone in these events who cries for kindness "in these trying times" has definitely DMed death threats to people over something they said
>>742646567I'm glad I don't use social media
>>742646229>>742646939but this doesn't explain anything??
>>742647000yeah......its better
>>742646965This nigga fights cancer!
>>742647001
>>742646983most canadians sound identical to americans
>>742647021Yeah he's doing a good job of being comfy
>>742646943Still can't believe Kojima did that. He should have stuck to jerking off to Western movies
>>742645927This is literally incorrect, because alcohol is an addictive substance the body comes to expect and rely on to function normally.
>>742646646that shit look cozy
I was gonna make fun of his 'uhs' but then he mentioned the guy died.
This run is the best thing we're getting this event. Don't give up Ryan>>742646959yes
i had a black autist friend that was into yu gi oh, we kinda drifted off and last i heard he knocked up some fat ginger. i miss him
>>742647049Anon, what do you think imageboards are?
OH NO THE WORST LEVEL TO CHOKE ON
>3 (THREE)way to shit the bed on the opening run
uh oh
>>742646580Kinda going through it. I don't really come to /v/ anymore because I just don't relate to the modern anon but at least GDQ threads feel like home. Love you fags.
The run was basically perfect until these chokesNooooo
Nice fucking trick and homage to his dead internet friend lmao
>>742646564RE5
Choking status?
>black runner with below average run>/v/ keeps saying this is an awesome run
Quadruple autoscroller choke with a large soda that'll be $21,558 + gratuity
G
Black nerds are fucking creepy
He's crashing out, guys!
>>742646170>it's hard to judge from a retarded tweetI don't think it's that hard to judge from the rest of that tweet at all.
You will submit and then die vaingloriously
>>742646983That's not a Canadian thing, it's an east coast thing. Anyone who doesn't live on the Atlantic doesn't sound like that.
>>742646983Big city Canadians don't do that
>>742646889>I really wouldn’t mind them that muchYou are a faggot.
>>742646983You know South Park isn't real life right anon?
>>742646580Status: not boiled yet
>>742644210the retVrn of the KING chadmandcj
>>742647050yea that's how it works, they can just decide you're guilty because some random bitch said you're guilty
I am watching you closely
>>742646564Total Warhammer 3 as Valkia
HE DID IT!!!
>>742647202Shitposting aside, how did /v/ react?
What the fuck just happened
>>742647137>below average run this is GDQ he could DNF right now and it would be better than the average shit we're going to have to sit through for the rest of the event
>>742647041Because actual kind people don't say it out loud 24/7, they just do it. You just know these niggas freak out on twitter if a VA changes for their anime or the guy at mcdonald's got their order wrongIt's all performative garbage
>REPORT MY KREMLINGS! WHERE ARE THE KONGS NOW!?>"still choking sir"
>>742647001what an idiot
>we haven't gotten a donation train yet eh?HE'S READING THE THREAD
>>742647072it's okay he also has junji ito artwork
>>742647050Man just believe all women
I love my /v/ros and my /v/ros love me.
>>742647229do you like my new haircut?
>>742647102>no profiles or algorithm shitnot social media
>>742647229
>>742646590>If they are all such great friends
>>742647137You'll look back on this as an A as we progress along the event.
comfy and chill runit's all downhill from here
Oh there is a stream cam. I couldn't tell because it's so dark and the runner is even darker
>>742647137If only you knew how bad things will be.
how are the viewer numbers and donos compared to the last event?
>>742647173>consulted an AI over some guy getting allegations then posted in a /v/ thread with a grandiose declaration this post contains subtle and exquisite notes of cringe
>>742647293I will do no such thing.
>>742645132how does instagram work for the blind?
>>742647001What kind of a cruel retard names his dog Goomba?
EDDIE LET ME GO BACK TO MY HOMEWITHOUT ME EVERYTHING'S ALL WRONG
>>742647340It's the first run so most people don't know it's started yetGive it till day 3 to get the true numbers
>>742647286kill yourself immediately
How bad must a choke be for it to ruin a good run?
>>742647342stay comfy frens
>>742646580Hair's falling out
>>742647267kek
>>742647268>touchless car washindoctrinated so hard he has to hoverhand his goddamn car
What happened to Game & Shout?
>Forgot the DK coinWE'RE GOING OVER TIME BROS!
>Complaining about flight delayBan?
>>742647440HE WAS DESTROYED
>>742647361I think you call a government number and they read you posts and describe pics
>>742647251he streamed some obscure ps1 game about dinos, it was chill, without chibi to make him sperg out it was another 'run of the mill' run, there were some memes in the thread remembering the old days but that's it
>>742647440Fired for raping trannies.
>>742647398Here's the secret, anon:Chokes can't ruin a run. At worst it moves it to chokekino.
>>742647361They'll tell you they use text to speech or some bullshit like thatIn reality it's because they can actually read just fine
>>742647440Melted in the fires of mount Doom
>>742647398Metroid Prime 3 got stuck in the skybox for 45 minutes last time. I'd say that's on the irredeemable side of the scale. Probably 10-15 minutes delay is pushing it.
>>742647416better get on that HRT. For real, you can fix that with femeroids and still be the man you wanna be.
>can barely tell the most boring story I've ever heard because he can't stop laughingMust be Canadian.
>>742647440He was chosen
>>742647440He played a game and a girl shouted and got him canceled
>>742647386This show was an absolute masterpiece. If the DK movie isn't a musical or at least have some catchy songs, it'll be a massive disappointment
>>742647440lynched for being black
this run is so fucking boring
>>742646229Thought him being fired was a meme or something. Didn't expect this guy to get kicked out of the hugbox
>>742647440more like game & cancelled
>>742647440Called a man with green hair "sir" in the practice room
>Members-only chat>Nobody is chattingkek
Why is everything so dark?It's my stream on Youtube or it's there?
>>742647570Uhmm no chud, the runner is black so it's good. Ratings(science) gonna prove you wrong!
>>742647440Tried to get a blowy from a tranny co-worker. Got reported a few years after it happened.
>>742647440He's become a nonperson since he dared to interact with a disabled gay transsexual in a way that made them uncomfortable, and that's no good.
>>742647340Dino's are 40k behind SGDQ 2025. Basically it's 33% of last year. However remember that the real values are always cloaked until the end because the majority of the Dono's are corporate sponsors and gdq faking Dono's by donating to themselves.
>>742647551sounds familiar...
>>742646356Don't Stop, Girlypop!It's ok you don't deserve her anyway.
I thought GDQ segregated these people to their own event
Why are the seats empty on day 1?
>I'm sure many of you have questions: Basically, he's evil. Never interact with him again and we hope he ropes himself.
>>742647361For that person? Normally, because they are not actually blind. For the blind, they have braille interfaces and text-to-speech.
I forgot it was starting today
>>742647340my brother in christ it's hour 2
>the toxic waste rubber bands to you at certain points Fuck I forgot how scary that was
>>742647551
>>742647598
>>742647702So last year it started on hour 3?
>>742647647They became too unapologetic.
This guy has missed 85% of tricks he's talking about the whole run
>>742647661Gotta respect people's safe space this year
Are we heading for overestimate?
>>742646229He should be executed for what he did to the comfy FF9 run in AGDQ2019.
>>742647604Dude, you can't just say that.
>>742647504Based. I'd still call this an A-rank run, not too fussed about the autoscroller slips
>>742647743He's cute so it doesn't matter
THE HARDEST BOSS IN THE SERIES
>>742647686
What an awful opening run
>Defending a wife beating cheater because a tranny got him banned
>>742643173I laughed
>>742647719I can't believe we still haven't gotten a proper Umineko anime in the year 2026 of our lord
>race skipyou can't say that!
>>742647793>highest standards niggerlover
>>742647841Did Mr. GAME and Shout cheat on his wife or did she cheat on him? I dont remember
>>742647743The ummm trick is really hard to do consistently to be fair
>>742647815i love these
>>742647870We're getting another new Higurashi anime instead
>>742647815>analsmelterI swear gdq mods go through the viewerlist just to ban names they don't like
>>742647841>defendingI'm pretty sure we all hate mr.gay and shit here. I love it when they eat their own.
>>742646498best song
Kaptain K Rool is such a cool boss. That military helicopter he's in for some reason and his gun with a million different uses made for pure kino
>>742647790Yeah, I thought someone would point that lol but isn't even a joke, even the game looks fucked.But I guess it's the amazing tech crew (SHOUT OUT!)
>K Rool was punching DK and shooting him with cannonballs this whole timeFuck
>>742647921I know, it pisses me off.
>>742646738It's actually fucked up how we know how to classify other races based on ethnicity but blacks aren't encouraged to learn if they're Congolese or Guinese or whatever. The only exception is Caribbeans for some reason.
BLUNDERBUSSI
>>742644474It's a million times better than New Vegas, you cock gobbling faggot
>>742647721I guess my shit is fucked
>>742647815>no messages recorded
what's the TRANS RIGHTS count so far?
>>742647935bro became a libertarian for this game only
>>742647815>>742647910Does anybody have the "time to get the tissues" one?
>>742647921>another new Higurashi animewhat the fuck?
I want to watch this guy fuck my wife.
Why did this guy have no one on his couch
>>742647994Look at his name
>>742647870konnichiwa i need funding and war is preventing me from continuing Ciconia so have another higurashi anime instead
>>742647976>Apples are better than oranges, faggot
>>742647910So do i
>>742647938I do agree though, I can only see the first like five rows of the crowd. It's like the venue is cast in shadow.
>>742648029he doesn't shut up
>>742648029You just can't see them because they're even blacker
K Rool should've had his pirate coat as a costume in Smash.
>>742647050That's how GDQ works. All someone has to do is say you did something and that's all they need to ban people. If it's a woman or a LGBTQ+ person making the accusations, then you're double fucked. They don't need actual evidence. No one has ever actually said what Game And Shout did and the woman who popped up saying it was "safe for her to attend GDQ now" never actually said what he did either. It was all a bunch of vaguespeak.
>>742647440Leftist infighting
>>742647996Suprisingly zero.
we have a TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR donation from anonymous (no comment)
if I ever donate to a video game marriage incentive you guys are legally exempt of any consequence for killing me, this is legally sound and has been given the OK by three lawyers
>>742647969Another one of Yakub's schemes no doubt.
>>742647921>HigurashiReminder that Ryukishi07 has never written anything good in his life.
>overestimate
>>742647998kek
so basically, im blue
why is diddy blue
just joining in, how many 'trans rights' have we had yet?
>>742647789BASED
>>742648051>America is so fucked that they need to turn off the lights nowGrim.
>>742648096He's got another 7 minutes chill out
>Gets so pissed he breaks out of his ropes and punches him across the islandFUCKING KINO
There should be a counter how many times he laughed at himself fucking up this run
>>742648124undertale reference
This run is making me really want to masturbate but I can’t since I’m at work.
>>742648096Say 38 retard
>>742648116da bo de da bo da
>>742648136karma is a bitch huh? Now you are paying for your own crimes
>>742648165????what the fuck
>>742646567Reads like the sobstory when he cheated on his wifey kek
Estimatebros...how we feeling?
>>742648184BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPP
cranky kong be speaking chinese and shit
>>742648095Reminder that Science Adventure has never produced a good game ever.
>>742648209It's gonna be tight. He might be like one minute over, I forgot how long the final boss takes
>>742648147how one man went from CHOKER to CHUCKLER[ How I Learned To Laugh It Off ]
SONIC BROSEARTHWORM JIM BROSDONT LOOK
>>742648221Ironic after all the gooks he slaughtered in the war...
I just noticed the estimate is 1:38 and not 1:30
>>74264816938 retard
>uh>uh>uh>uh>uhCan this fucking run end already I hate this fucking guy so much.
>>742648184Love this image.Will still use my AC on maximum, 18 hours per day when it's summer here though.
>>742648209He should be good I think. He can finish in 3 minutes.
runner seems like a cool dude
a-hiuck!
runner seems like a krool dude
>>742648274>I killed fiddy kremlings
>>742648142>gets mauled by sharks
>>742648269
>>742648290Fuck you
Gonna be so funny if the very first run is over time
>>742648095>Steins;troonNah.
>>742648046>Apples are horrible. I love the taste of shit btw
>>742648337
>>742648269>Sonicfags where they belongCranky is too based for his own good.
Remember if he goes over estimate you have to rate it a Z or else I will personally come over to your house and choke your chicken
>>742648341>still comes back shortly afterIs there anything that can stop him?
>>742648392
>>742648269Rare was out for blood while making this game
>>742648392don't threaten me with a good time :3
>>742648392i'll rate it S even harder now
>>742648392No chickens here, you'll be disappointed
>>742648349tradition
>>742647951He's coming
>>742648346Saar you have not eaten your cow shit this good morning, your mood is foul.
>>742648392bro is gonna give me a handy for free
>>742648392I give -1 rank for overestimate and another -1 for every time GDQ changes the estimate
>>742648482>>742648482>>742648482
>>742648460kek
Will he be under estimate?
>final final boss is a rhytm dance-off
Rate the run!
>>742648523A
Doubters in fucking shambles
>>742648523Z
APOLOGIZE
>>742648523ZZZ because I passed the fuck out
>>742648523B
>>742648392Wasn't even close!
>>742648523C
>first run is over estimateGREAT START GUYS
>>742648523B for the choke but otherwise great first run of the event
>>742648523F
>>742646580I'm doing marginally better than before and slowly getting myself out of debt and out of my shell
>>742648523B-
>>742648523AVery solid run.
>>742648523B+Not good, but not bad either.
APOLOGIES WHERE?LOTTA PEOPLE WERE TALKING SHIT.
>>742648523B- for overestimate
>>742648523AChill runner albeit too much cackling, good game, some chokesIt'll get much worse
>>742648523D
>>742648523B. Not great but they weren't screaming trans rights every 5 seconds so it's something
>>742648523A. Tough and long run of a darn good game handled by himself? It made his chokes very forgiveable
>>742648580are you an idiot or just stupid
>>742648523A, quality DCK2 playing, black meganerds are the best possible roll for encountering one of them.
>>742648523A, it will all go downhill from here
>>742648523Z. Overestimate is Z, no exceptions.
>>742648523a
>>742648523S
>>742648523ASolid start to the pain that is to come
Earthwormjimbros... we got too cocky
awesome run! I just ate 1000 calories worth of buttered popcorn and then jacked off with the butter all over my hands and didnt even clean the cum off while writing this post
>>742648523B, way too many missed tricks for a DK run
>>742648664>they changed it from 1:30 to 1:38 mid runIT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
>>742648523B for bretty good, was very clean until castle crashers but nothing to bad, he was informative but almost to much information, Atleast he blocked the dono reader from doing his job!
>>742648762Shoulda came on the popcorn instead.
>>742648523BSolid run, didn't give a shit about donations, didn't have pronouns on screen
S because this is my favorite game and he did his best>>742648421>gets tossed into some ancient magic volcano core and casually boats out of it
>>742648808it was always 1:38 schizo
>>742648523B I'd say. Solid run, solo commentary, good gameplay but personally not that interesting to watch.
>3d printed physiotherapy masks... but why
>>742648523s
>>742648184It's hilarious that Europeans actually believe this when China is part of the same land mass.
>>742645359It's just another new advancement of jewish cultureThese people need to turn to Christ
