Previous: >>742955902https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfoNow: Mega Man (DOS)Next: Zelda: The Wand of GamelonLater: The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
i have transitioned
can we get a troon-free run?
>>742960452Tolki!
I just beat Resident Evil 4 Remake instead of watching, what did I think of it?
>>742960514Just wear the same clothes everyday, bro
>>742960520Post it.
>>742960514Next month during ESA. Even then it's not guaranteed.
>>742960520This peacarshoe look different
Major Garland Miggs, reporting.
>>742960550og is better
that's right chud, trans rights
ziggy miggy
God I hate trannies.Time to simply draw more.
>>742960573
>>742960520Toki!
>>742960514These only happen during Yuro/nighowl american hours.
>mega slopnigga
This entire block seems very skippable
Oh is this gonna be one of those games from before John Carmack figured out scrolling
>>742960638>holding her feetdo mormons really...?
nice autist
Migg
>"MIGGERS could be here" he thought
Was this the shortest setup time so far in the marathon?Did something happen to the theatre kids?
sovl...
miggin with performative yuri so GDQueers will say I'm heckin' cute and valid
>>742960602True. But it was still fun enough. Just tried Mercenaries, that also seems worse than OG.
IM A HEADBANGA
what a breath of fresh air after the last 2 runs
>>742960560based autisti dont know what any of this means
>>742960730no, the setup times were even shorter 10 hours ago when the block began
>>742960696I will even suffer GDQueer trash for your clingy self, Mika!
>>742960670is the zelda shitpost game good?
>PCfags grew up playing this shit and thinking they were better than consolechads
>>742960684As dictated by the Golden plates
>15 minute speedrun>I'd like to throw it over to the announcerwhy even run this if there isn't 15 minutes of content to talk about
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
Oh my god I've seen this Elmer Fudd runner before, he's always made me happy. What other runs has he done before that you remember?>>742960807As a speedrun in any other event, yes, but you know how GDQ's gonna ruin it
>>742960874king's qwest iirc
>>742960851I still don't understand WTF he was trying to accomplish here....squirrel furry?weird tranny surgery?
whys blud talking like a babby
migged
Useless trivia: the guy who made this game went on to port Mega Man X to DOS and it was actually a reasonable port.
UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ
>>742960670Which one is Sonic Dream Team? I thought it was the weird fangame where you romance him and look at his feet, but if it's on Apple Arcade I guess not.
uncs really played this shit and had a blast
>>742960874The one where he's just going up a bunch of stairs is really fun. I think he also ran a bunch of Quest of Glory games in sequence and that was cool too.
>>742960982It's better than any Fallout game
This is the guy who runs the point and click adventure games in costume isn't it? He seems likable.
>>742960835Nah, this was strictly a Euro thing.
didnt SGDQ get 100k viewers on twitch?what happened?
>>742960958I remember some of the funny quirks of that port like charged shotgun ice being able to fly
i swear we see dos mega man every other marathon
>>742961053he's a jolly guy, enjoyed all his runs
Am I misremembering but didn't the overlay previously include the runner/couch/host nationality?
>>742960927Lots of dumb women are into cheek implants for some reason. Look up botched cheek implants on google images if you want to be creeped out
>Ok next we have diaperman in lalaland 2>After that we have mega man (we found the worst version of the worst game in existence though, not a real megaman)>And it's run by a transexual and lisper who has never played a megamanIf you want to quirkchungus out an event like this why not just make a youtube video? Why go to somewhere with declining viewership and do something like this?
>>742961085troonstwitch diedspeedrunning died
>>742961136that's ESA
>>742961136that's esa, gdq never did that (at a mainline event at least)
>>742960950Some people develop speech amphetamines as kids and don't have enough self-awareness to realize they need to speak like normal people
>>742961184Thanks. This explains a lot.
I like this autistic unc
>>742960807It'll be a double-trans feature and they'll talk about how ganadorf says trans rights.They'll deliberately talk over all of the funny parts of the game.
>>742961203>speech amphetamines
>>742960982Better than getting groomed by pedos and trannies on roblox
>>742961151Around here we like DavidTKI
>>742961203>amphetaminesI wish I had developed some of those, I'd be rich by now.
What are you playing while you watch?
>>742961085Nobody wants to see the bearded Men in a dress freak show anymore.
>>742961136Dat ESA
>mests
>>742961265
>>742961151>transexualThis just seems like an unfortunately autistic man
>is it awua fawming?I love this autist
>>742961242>speech barbituates
>>742961265Just waiting for Palworld to release
>>742961265BallisticNG
The music in this is decent at leasthttps://youtu.be/8zZyDe5I0OQ?si=zrskjVnb9N3ZqBhI
>>742961331>vocal mitochondria
>>742961242You won't believe me but I did it on purpose
>>742961203>Speech amphetamines
>>742961265I'm playing HL2 on a web browser
>>742961331>speech laxatives
>>742961265I completed my NWN Aielund playthrough about an hour ago so I'm still trying to figure out what else I want to playMy AC was 4 or 5 points higher before the boss fight forced me to switch my boots for some anti-knockdown ones, and even with this insane amount of AC the enemies in the final dungeon could still hit me on a 14
Doctor Wawuee
>>742960958and I thought this and MM3 were the only DOS games out there. Huh.
RATE MEGA MAN
>>742961265I am supporting my wives Mirsha and Xana in the Altador Cup.
>>742961508B
>>742961508B+
>>742961508D
>>742961508C+
>>742961508A
>>742961265BotW dlc, got it last night since it was on sale for like the second time ever.
>>742961508C
>>742961508A Good run, decent commentary.
>just completely gave up on the voiceHow has Lizstar not killed himself yet?
>>742961508AIt was good autism on display.
>>742961508ACute runner, cute game
>>742961265>Star Fox '26>FFVII Rebirth>Wario LandVery warm here.
>>742961508B for Bega Ban
>>742961508A+
>>742961508muted and tabbed out /10
>>742961508A. It was short and fun.
>>742961508BIt was a run that happened
>>742961508Ki cannot stand lispers, FUCK
>>742961508ß
>>742960452>american hours about to begin>gachafag OP and gacha discussion resumesHmmmmmmmmm
>>742961508Dboring
>>742961513Send that grundo back to space
>>742961627Nigger it's 3:30 PM on the Eastern Seaboard
>>742961461>oral analgesic
GEEEEE IT SURE IS BORING AROUND HERE
>>742961265E33's update content from months ago I only just got around to doing
>>742961627>>american hours about to begindude this shit is in America and the crowd has been full for the past 6 hours
>>742961627Where do you think America is?Also I've been posting all day because I work from home
>>742961668Only 1-2 hours until wageslaves come home and play gacha
>>742961508B- for Bega Ban (already been done)
>>742961265HSR. It's gachaslop but Amphoreus is so good right now
>host shilling russian language incentiveDING DONG BANNU
>>742961750>>742961721>>742961668>implying gacha subhumans wake up before 14:00KEK
>>742961265Last map of Cultic Chp[ter 2 on extreme.Been fun but fuck it can get rough, just this map, the boss, and then the final bonus map.Tempted to replay Blood after this, maybe I'll play that Death Wish update because it's been years and my god that mod kicks ass.
>>742961627oh look its this fag again
>>742961750same, i've been paid to watch this shit in my living room all week while occasionally wiggling the mouse on my work laptop
8:30pm BST, having a beer in my HOT flat. I don't know why the whole event isn't silly block
>>742961627>American hours about to begin The fuck are you smoking? It's been American hours for like 7-8 hours now.
>>742961668There’s an image board for the sea? Do Atlantean niggas post there?
>>742961879>That's the thing, anon. It's always silly.
Time for peak kino
>all cutscenesSOVL
Why is dread at 2 am
>>742961825Retard
>>742961836Oh you actually did it! I wish I weren't such a procrastinator
>>742961825that would be "gacha subhuman hours", not "american hours". also japs are the main whales on that shit anyway, americans barely play by comparison
Any bets how they'll ruin this run?
>>742961879Because the novelty of speedrunning trash games would be gone if the entire event was trash games
Bro needs a glass of water
This man sounds like he is living a perpetual voice crack
>all cut scenes Let's Play Kino
>>742961973>>742961965america moment uh oh
NO TRANNY ALERTKINO INCOMING
SQUADALAH
>>742961836Cultic is offensively ugly
>>742961974They'll talk all over the cutscenes.
Runner... Easy with the cigarettes... Sounds like you have throat cancer..
>yuri mentionME GUSTA
>>742961974Donations making the dono reader do constant character impressions.
Link mah boi
DINNER
Wait isnt that girl on the couch that one wacky girl artist with the cuck husband
Ooohhh is this the run where the couch pretends not to know what this is?!?!?I’m prepping the laughs now!!
YOU DARE BRING LIGHT MUH LAIR?
https://youtu.be/DSuJ-3dBXGAEbin
Zelda, your father is a terrible assfaggot
>yuri Zelda gameWhat?
DINNER BLASTER
I can't wait to dong some bazongas!
>>742961971Go for it anon!Chapter 2 can easily kick your ass in no time.
MAH BOI
REMINDERTHESE GAMES ARE NOT ALLOWEDDONT EVEN THINK ABOUT THESE GAMES
WAKE THE FUCK UP IMPA
[NO AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION]This isn't a fucking screening of The Room
>crowd is gonna start saying the linesOh baby
PINGUS
THE KING IS GAY
THERE IS NO GODTHERE IS NO JESUSTHIS IS NO ALLAHTHERE IS NO REASON TO GO ON LIVINGGOODBYE
this guy sounds like steve-o
Did he have throat cancer?
this is not a speedrun
>>742962161WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS VOICE i CAN'T LISTEN TO THIS UNMUTED
Oh SHIT I'm going to DIE
I just wonder what anon's up to
>>742962140Why is the original God of War banned but not the modern one?
>>742962140These threads are illegal, you know?
the music in this game kicks ass
>>742962057I think it looks fine, but the gameplay more than makes up for its visuals.The dude that made this knows what makes a "boomer shooter" satisfying.
>>742962221It is. It's a category for the fastest way to see all cutscenes. It requires pathing like any speedrun.
>GDQ acting like this is some hidden meme nobody has heard of beforemaking fun of CD-I zelda was already tired a decade ago
>>742962279Nudity I think?
>>742962279Sex scenes
>>742961643Gladly. Fucker never scores enough.
>>742962236Yeah, that ol' the king is no match for the Ganon!
>>742961461Hide these from the hosts plox.
This Zelda is lowkey sexy
This game isn't nearly as comical ot bad as redditors(/v/) made it out to be
>>742962140>Rockos Quest
>>742962140>Bullied the FNAF creator so badly he sold it off to get them to stop>Still can't speedrun those gamesWhat the fuck do these people want? I mean I really don't like FNAF so I don't care but I just have to ask.
>>742961947gotta have sonic in 4th grade during prime time
>>742962312it's a let's play, just like a lot of other fake speedruns at this event
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bmXDcsuAsA
>>742962140>Five Nights>Fro FractionsBut why?
>wand of gamelonhuh, I was just watching the AVGN episode of these gamesnever really thought about someone speedrunning them until now
>>742962337Hmm... send Link
>>742962279Getting an erection hurts trannies
>>742962383https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTh5J0HsIAg
>>742962324>>742962330Can't they just skip cutscenes? Plenty of other M-rated games have been run at GDQs with extreme gore
>>742962403Fack
>>74296236111/10 kino maybe the greatest run of all time
>>742962231Same, I fucking hate this guys voice
>>742962315My son hasn't watched so please don't ruin his fun
>>742962441Link is a dick
>>742962441Link's a dick
>unironically
>>742962390Five nights is cause the creator is an open and outspoken christianidk about frog factions
>>742962361>rocks up to gdq>does the greatest shitpost run of all time>bans gdq from himself afterwards and is never seen againI fucking kneel
>>742962432Sex minigames
>>742962347Sex with CD-I Zelda!
>>742962398idk if it was this game or the other CD-I, but they've definitely done one of these multiple times in GDQ marathons before
>>742962432can't skip cutscenes in gow1
>>742962432You already know nudity and beautiful women are literally Hitler to these people
>>742962390Five night is rethuglican and frog fractions has frogs (a white nationalist symbol) and reminds trannies they are 1/2 a person at most
>>742962140When did they ban Shut & Jam Gaiden? I coulda swore they featured a run only a few years back.
>>742962140Why Barkley?
I unironically love the CD-i Zelda games.
>>742962587Same for frog posters btw
>>742962140I miss harry potter runs
>>742962602Blacks are segregated
>>742962361this shit was fucking legendary, the game was just the icing on the schizo tier commentary of like four dudes all talking about random shit and a french guy yelling into a tin can about a lizard
>>742962130I will! Cultic is one of the few games that convinced me to buy it like an hour into pirating it. It really is one of the few modern boomer shooters that gets it
>>742962540don't doubt itI haven't really watched GDQ runs live that much in a decade since the tranny-fication of it all
>>742962432You don't understand, anon, the older GoW...it's just...c'mon, we get it was of its time but...yeah...Hey, have you played the newer God of War games? They're awesome!!!!
>>742962591pretty sure the last time they ran it was like a decade ago. but there's plenty of stuff in there that would get it banned by sensitive gdq types (diabetes status effect, bill cosby boss fight, furry jokes)
>>742962432There's also some enemies with tits out during gameplay too. But the sisters of fate also do in GoW 2 so not sure why that's not on there also
>>742962540I've seen Zelda's Adventure at marathons a few times and Faces of Evil once or twice. Feels like Zelda's Adventure is the most played CD-i zelda at marathons>>742962591>>742962602Bill Cosby and something something making fun of disabilities, I think
>>742962390It's the same reason everything Harry Potter is banned. The creator said something that the staff deemed "wrong think" so even though the games have nothing to do with what the creator said they banned everything anyway
>>742962361Being there live was amazing.
Guys will they let me run Grezzo 2 ?
CHOKE
>>742962681We must be... better GDQ-goers...
So THAT'S Zelda.Why was she a guy in the other games though?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8GCtc5cplc
that girl on the couch is literally quirk chungus. she even has the half-jeans
>>742962140What's with Ion Fury?
>>742962813ogay
>>742962725Would you still say that if Hitler created a video game, chud?
comfy run imo
>choking in a meme game
>>742962761What your runner's gender was before is xir's business
>>742962801That was after she transitioned
>>742962813there was this controversy where a bottle of soap in the game said "OGAY" on it, gays complained so they removed the OGAY soap, then other people complained so they re-added the OGAY soapmost nothingest controversy to ever happen in video games desu
>>742962209Holy shit he does
>>742962390Frog Fractions ends with you managing a bug porn-based economy, and the guy running it on one of GDQ's daily programs didn't bother to mention it during his pitch.
>>742962140Thank God, I can still run Hatred.
>>742961445>tranny-positive streamerkys
>>742962743Banned from Twitch.
>>742962621It's for the best
This is illegal you know.
>>742962813>go out of bounds/use dev tools>squint on a dev asset kept out of bounds>a dev calls his coworker friend a fag >Ion Fury got cancelled and removed it>Then said "Fuck censorship" and put it back inIon Fury went on to get a big DLC and a sequel btw
What if GEX was the MC in wand of gamelon?
>>742962934That's rated Adults Only though.
>>742962761EY
>>742962803Game has nice music and sprite/background art. Shame about the absolutely turgid gameplay.
this guy has such a stereotypical nerd voice i can't STAND IT
>>742962361The chat actually moved back then.
The CD-i cutscenes are sakuga kino.
The unfunniest fuckers have to be on the couch for the fun looking speedruns
>>742962859Comparing the writer of Harry Potter to Hitler is fucking moronic.
>>742962369Power. It's not about being reasonable. They're directed as a group by influencers what to love and what to hate, then they do so
>worse backgrounds>FF7what a jokah
>>742962361>runner calls in on a phone>"land you fucking idiot" from one of the guys on the couch>another guy on the couch randomly starts talking about the civilization games and gandhi>another guy starts talking about a time his dog vomited on the floor and acts like it's the funniest thing in existence>" this is a pretty easy area" *dies repeatedly*>"CHAD ROCKO"what a run that was
BOOBA
>>742963108thanks for the points Rinnorshuke, but this is UFO
holy sag
>>742963110he sounds like that one kid from salute your shorts, you know the one
Fat titty babushkas are canonical in the Zelda universe
trio of GDQ speedrunners l o l
these cutscenes were always missing an extremely annoying bitch's laugh over them
you wouldn't 3 hags
This turbo-nerd playing Zelda sounds like that drug-lab kid from Fallout 2.Imagine never making it out of puberty... yep, you end up a GDQ...
bosses look like the average couch
Random MacBeth witches because reasons
>>742963131Guessing the runner sounds like that fromA) doing shitty impersonations of the charactersB) screaming in anger as a speedrunner
Ares spared him in many battles;one sickness laid him low.Yesterday a mighty tree;today a little dust.
How was that new zelda game anyway
>>742963161They're both best-selling authors whose problematic views have incited bigotry towards millions of oppressed people.
>>742963298Man I did not need to know this why you gotta ruin my day like that
>>742963356bad
>>742963298The Nuclear and Fallout roadtrip videos this guy did were the only two decent things he ever put out
>>742963356Echoes of Wisdom? It was fine, but the summoning thing was a bit busted because you could easily overcome anything just by spamming beds.
Here's your controller bro.
>>742963356Okay, but falls into the same trap as Tears of the Kingdom where you can just cheese everything via your abilities and it ends up feeling lame
WHAT WERETHEYTHINKING
ASSSSSS
>>742963356Which one? >Echoes of Wisdom enjoyable enough, it's basically LttP3 (not as good though)>Tears of the KingdomBotW1.5, still technically impressive but a slight let-down
>>742963356kind of a puzzle-ish game that you can bruteforce
>Nintendo scrapped the idea of making an add-on entirely.[7][10] As part of dissolving the agreement with Philips, Nintendo gave them the license to use five of their characters, including Link, Princess Zelda, Ganon, and Mario[12] for games on Philips's console, the CD-i, after the partnership's dissolutionman, back then N didn't think the zelda charas were gonna be the gaming juggernauts they are today uh?
>>742963494I played the Faces of Evil with this piece of shit
>>742963494$200 new
>>742963298
>>742963494Thanks, man.
I didn't realize that this was an hour long, fuck this
>>742963298>Look this guy up>Realise I saw his ME3 and F.E.A.R stuff back in the day>Somehow missed most of his videos sinceDamn.Shouldn't be surprised, though, gamers get groomed easily unless they are openly chuds.
>>742963298>/v/ fags talk about their favorite e-celebs>seems incredibly gay>they are transWhy are you guys addicted to faggots?
>like trips?check em
Zelda is a total maniac in this game.
This game has unironically the best Zelda that mogs all other Zeldas and is why Nintendo has tried to bury this game.
>>742963298>My truthGod I hate the way these people talk
>>742963653good
>>742963298Must be so weird for his wife. Imagine being married to a guy and one day he tells you he's a woman now
>>742963661YOU DONT LOOK LIKE THAT AT ALL
when nintendo is remaking this game
DOOOOOOOOT
>>742963653doot
I love the Power Glove, it's so bad.
>>742963741So bad...
>>742963297C) doing a lot of drugs
Did he say... Goh-mode?
>Randomly stares at you with evil eyes
At least soccy will save me from this.pls don't be a slurper
>>742963741I first saw the gameIn a film I won't nameA movie on which I blameMy expectations of the Power GloveIt's so bad (He was serious)
>T H A N K S
>>742963653Guess again, Iron Knuckle!
>>742963298There's no fucking way this is real
This couch is kinda sucks and the runner yaps too much.
>>742963298Literally who?
I GOT A NEW JOB
>>742963785In the case of Steve-o yeah. Not this guy though
How come these npcs were never used in YTPs
Was it just me or did the fisherman flash pubes there before walking away?
I still don't understand the story behind these games. How did Nintendo let these happen?
I feel ripped off. I stopped for beer and gas at circle k was disappointed i had to settle for a 12 pack because they were sold out of cases of yuengling, then drive home and see the wawa is finally open and their gas was 40 cents cheaper. What is their beer selection typically like?
>>742963687Now imagine if you had kids with that guy beforehand
>>742963942Probably because Nintendo does want people to remember this game
>>742963298>i am deeply offline guis!>IM TRANS!
>>742962369It's a cult centered around degeneracy
>>742963942They didn't play the game or even bother digging deeper. Quite simply put?>they lost the technology
>>742963298There are tears at the heart of things.thought that latest Resident Evil video was a little queer
>tears of the KANGdomis it fun to watch a speedrun of it?
>>742963494WHATWERETHEY
>>742963942I think people just used whatever videos they had access to as sources, so certain NPCs were left by the wayside
>>742964038FUCKING
>>742963967>buying beer instead of boxed wineYou deserve to feel ripped off
>>742963554Tbf it took until botw to become a mega seller
>>742963894>Runner stops yapping>Immediate donation comments
>>742963494I think you made a mistake, this is a DVD remote?
>>742963494Haha, it looks like a pen0s
>>742963373Neither of those groups have ever been oppressedTheir oppression comes from backlash against their actionsThey are oppressed the same way a criminal is oppressed by the law
>>742963971I'd be very confused, bearing children raises T and activates your protector instinct even more.
>>742964076>>742963967>not cidershiggy
>>742963298tried to watch some of is vids but they were very boring with no unique points and his audio quality was terrible. bullet dodged i guess, sucks for people who do like his vids are now going to get videos like "why samus in metroid zero mission is queer coded"
>>742964000by offline they mean they don't post on public forums for everyone to see ie.: twitter, tumblr etc...They still do discord and other "private" grooming platforms
>>742963942You couldn't emulate CD-I back in the prime of YTPs and NO ONE had a real CD-I
>>742964028Idk I've never even played it since it looked like a clone of BOTW and I already beat that
>obnoxious runner>obnoxious couch>obnoxious hostFUCK
Zeldabros...
>>742963356DecentSome good puzzle ideas with clever intended solutions, but has the same issue of the Wild games where being so open ended means you can easily cheese a lot of stuff upon first getting stuck.
>>742964076>Box wineThe fuck is wrong with you?
>"I'm hideous."
>>742962634The part where the one guy just starts ranting about Civilization 4 apropos of nothing always makes me die laughing
>>742964187sexy zelda doe
>>742963494>>742963564There were people who actually played this piece of shit back in the day? How was that?
Is it just me or all these Hyrulian npcs trans-coded?
The yuri shipping is creepy
>got kiss cucked by a hag
>>742964201LONDONONDON
The animation of the cutscenes reminds me a lot of Metalocalypse, intentionally janky. Maybe Brendon Smalls is secretly a fan?
>>742964076>boxed wineare you trans or biofem?
>>742964201It's wine in a bag and it gets you DRUNK
I do not care for their fetishizing of lesbians.
>>742964251fuck, I don't think I've seen that in years
>>742964241It's fetishization of homosexuality.It's GDQ coded.
>>742964241Trannies have co-opted the word it's genuinely sad
>>742964236Someone, somewhere, played something.
The runner is annoying as fuck, but I'd rather hear cringe nonsense vaguely related to the game instead of the fucking donation comments.
how come a straight male liking lesbians is bad but not when a female says it
>>742964267It's becoming a major red flag
>>742964262Beer does the same thing
>>742964310Male gaze is evil that's like sociology 101
>>742963942They are, just not as often.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOIxO5kN1tU
>>742964297Is yuri in this case two guys in dresses kissing?
>>742964262If you want to get DRUNK, go hard liquor. If you want a buzz and to be able to prevent a hangover, beer. Wine is a half-measure.
>>742964076Post tits
>>742964241>basic scene of the feisty protagonist being a little jealous her love interest she's tsundere towards got a kiss>DUDE SHE IS LESBIAN!? YURI YURI! HENTAI! SAPPHIC! SCHLICK!
please god no more open world zeldas
>>742964262you buy beer if you want to drink all day and only get kinda drunkyou buy liquor if you want to get DRUNKyou buy wine if you want to stain your mouth purple while eating some over priced cheese
Why do those animations look so fluid?
>>742964343Show me a bag of beer
>>742963298who?
>>742964297You'll never know pain until your niche is utterly devastated by these freaks. If you think vidya had it bad, you have no idea.
>>742964296>it's giving... orb!
>THIS IS ILLEGAL, YOU KNOW
>>742964201You jelly that I have a cosmopolitan box wine cellar and you only have an overpriced six-pack of piss-water?
MY CAKES WILL BURN
>>742964262Thats why my grandparents have 4 boxes in their fridge at all times.
>>742964368>>742964403based alky posters
>>742964076https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/-072ROMmLvevyPnBZzgxrA/filtered
>>742964076I am not that poor anymore thankfully 18 years ago sure of course back then you could also get a 30 pack of natty for $10
>>742964454Are you a fucking white woman alcoholic?
>line occurs>WHOOOOOAAA, why did line occurrrrr!?You don't have to comment on everything, people. You can just laugh at something, or smile and nod.
>>742964454That image gave me a hangover.
>>742964368 (me)>>742964403YOU'VE MOGGED MEIN MY LAIR?!
>alcoholSirs your livers?
>DELTARUNE OUTTA NOWHERE
>>742964405Russian power
a trap hole, you say?
>>742964412Why does it have to be in a bag??
>>742964559DIE
>>742964454>Live>Laugh>Love
>>742964559why do zoomers love making their whole personality how much they don't do drugs?
>enter prison>UHHHHHH YOU KNOW THIS ROOM IS ACTUALLY REALLY GRIM>THERE ARE LIKE TOURTURE TOOLS IN HERE>WHAT WERE THEY DOING IN HERE?!!??Bro blew in from stupidtown.
>>742964267>>742964241I'm as caveman heterosexual as anyone and somehow that makes me side eye them, as the kids say, like I were some social activist.
What's with all these blogpost donations? Why do people send them?
>>742964559one glass of wine every day is good for your health
>>742961627>american hours about to beginIt's 4PM in the god damn evening you parasocial schizophrenic retard.
I hate beer. It doesn't even get you drunk. Have to drink an entire 12 pack and piss all night. Hard liquor is superior.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj8_7OFK0ocGREAT
>>742964708They lack friends and are trying to buy friends via donations
>>742964746Fuck.
>>742964732one beer gets me tipsy desu
>>742964403Wine pairs better with most food, even junk food.
Is "fuck this room" some allusion to the chant "fuck this bird" from Powerglove shows? Seeing them live and hearing Storm Eagle was pretty rad
>>742964405It was an experienced group of ex-Soviet animators working on them for a few months straight in an apartment in whatever city this game was developed in. They're wacky and vary greatly in quality across the games but you'll find some good animation work in some of them.
>>742964454Are you a food?
Allez Les BleusCam on Zelda, score sum facking points
NO
>>742964717actually that whole "one glass of wine every day is good for your heart" thing was debunked a few years ago
someone post the chart
>>742964646Easier to recycle and not let it be known alcoholic
>>742964732>Doesn't even get you drunkBro stop buying budlight and actually read the % on the side of the beer.
>>742964439I'm well aware. Stay strong bro
>>742964726I just got home from work and started the druk posts so there is truth most nonneet americans will be coming home soon too
>>742964708Old GDQ used to read a lot of blog post donations.They are lowkey trying to go back to older GDQ methods instead of ignoring blog post donations.They realize the frequency of dono reads are low as shit if they filter 90% of the donos which is blog posts. And woke people LOVE the concept of 30k people hearing their little blog story.
>>742964823no it wasn't, it helps with stress
>>742964823Was it for your heart? I remember my middle school science teacher saying that it helped with digestion, especially if you ate meat.
>>742964830You know you can crush cans to be flat and take up no space, right?
>>742964820https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWDaNhvJVkg
>>742964439what niche?
SILENCE
>>742964732Guinness for me. I love it.
>>742964904>crush can>money stolenfucking pfand
HEY
>>742964904Enough, normie
He's the breast!
>this nigger has a gf
>$45 for the breastSeems a bit overpriced
now, is the gf a guy?
>>742964993If that makes you feel any better, it's probably a girlfriend (male).
OR HERE?
>nuking your test with frequent alcohol consumptionYou guys sure are working towards becoming the thing you hate most from these charity marathons.
>>742964887>Old GDQ used to read a lot of blog post donations.>They are lowkey trying to go back to older GDQ methods instead of ignoring blog post donations.Some of their *big* donation raisers (and I mean the organic, clearly their chat+genuine interest) spoke about how the organization and event has changed, doesn't feel quite the same. It their remarks obviously cut deep. Maybe not evidently but I can tell.
Even this faggot ass nerd has a girlfriend. What's your excuse, /v/?
Is that meant to be a Peter Lorre voice?
>>742965072Mine isn't a troon
>>742965029>>742964993His gf is Tacticool Girlfriend
>>742965072I don't want one
>>742965072I'm fat and spend my summer free time watching speedrunning marathons
>>742964890>>742964902the current guidance is that a little alcohol in moderation isn't the end of the world, but whatever minor benefits you get from alcohol consumption are more than offset by the negative effects. this is part of why autistic zoomers are so anti drinkingso stop being a bitch and acting like you drink booze for your health, that's a bullshit cope. you drink it because you like the feeling of being drunk
>>742964830No plastic bags arent even accepted by most recycling businesses while cans you can exchange for cash
>>742964980>>742964993>>742965020https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2815681011?t=11h3m43s
>>742965072I've convinced myself I prefer my solitude.
good
>>742965067>It their remarks obviously cut deepIt is obvious their remarks cut deep*Sorry I'm retarded chat
GOOD
>>742964669zoomers dont ddrink, they hit the yart all day for their stim fapping
i did not know that cutscene
>use the rope
>>742965072
>>742965120how big is her tactical penis
"good"
>>742965072I'm married, she knows I shitpost on 4chan and we live a very normal life
>>742965072girls have cooties
The best Zelda
>>742965218What is this "yart" you speak of?
>>742965120There is no way a nu-male like this would date someone who shoots guns
>>742964669To distance themselves from all the Latinxs the melted their brains while watching DBZ AMVs
>>742965120What's the tacticool purpose of a kettlebell?
>>742961627>muh america muh gachaMINDBROKEN
i love when the woman in the back states the obviousso informative
>>742965234kek
>>742965281weed vape
I missed all of silly block. Did I miss anything goodI was eeping the whole time
>>742965262Does she like to laugh at trannies too?
>>742965332i love when she says the line so you can't hear the original voice
damn this game looks actually fun as opposed to the normal zeldaslop
Duke Onkled is one of those gays...
>>742965332You would think that someone who has apparently seen this run so many times would have more to add
>>742965332>Zelda, look out for the monsters>I LOVE HOW HE SAID TO LOOK FOR THE MONSTERS, LIKE THAAANKS
>>742965167I drank gin for that last 7 or so years of my drinking day, cans would be insane to deal with and I hate wine other than it worked faster compared to beer
>>742965067They can only ignore the elephant in the room that the retard who runs the feedback department continues to ignore year after year.I mean pic related, they are on bsky doing this shit. They are on alternative social media, when everyone is on twitter. They are stubborn and deliberately alienate the common audience due to retarded virtues.Not to mention these people willingly ignore criticism they hear all the time because they don't want to admit they changed for the worse, and it's actually everyone else whose wrong with these bad decisions they love.Blogposts aren't going to save GDQ.
>>742965371Cyberia was pretty entertaining. Dunno beyond that, I've missed most of it too.
>>742965396I, too, enjoy eating food. It keeps me alive. I have had many meals.
>>742965234
average GDQ runner in the tree
>>742965371Cyberia was pretty funny.
literally me
>>742965441>Only the wand can defeat Ganon!>WHY DOES SHE KNOW THAT? LIKE WHAT?
>>742965447>given an illuminati coin for staying soberi'm noooooticing!
>>742965371Sabor was hilarious.
Imagine the blowjobs.
>>742965447based
>>742965520Why is that apparently some unknowable information? It's a magic wand and an evil wizard, it's pretty standard to have a specific artifact to defeat them. She's just speaking to speak.
>>742965371Sabor and the fishing game with teddy were my favorites
>>742965447Anyone who drinks clear liquor has a problemCongrats on the sobriety
>>742965552Dude only has lips and teeth, no tongue. Terrible blowjobs
someone bake
>>742965072I have money but I still live with my mom (not my dad though, he's dead)
>>742965635nuh yet
>>742965396>edbobeanI forgot she was a thing on GDQ, did she quit/get black listed too?
>>742965447I just have a seperate trash bin for recycling. Back in my neet and 15+ days i lived in a shithole and could just throw my cans outside and the bums would take care of them
>>742965520Cinemasins commentary
>>742965705>>742965705>>742965705
Is it me or this run is pretty much enjoyable to watch ? No Trans donations makes the difference i guess
>>742965673>>742965673>>742965673
>>742965665I think she just decided not to do it anymore so she could focus on begging for money full time
>>742965728Based>>742965741Cringe
>>742965728>>742965741Laugh at these niggers
>>742965728>>742965741
>>742965728>>742965741TWO SCOOPS?
>>742965728>>742965741>Thread splitting>Early thread splittingYOU DON'T NEED TO MAKE A THREAD THE SECOND WE HIT THE BUMP LIMITCHRIST ALMIGHTY GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEADS
>>742965728>>742965741LOL
>>742965740no speaking over cutscenes or constant retard babble, a person playing a video game. makes a big difference when the gameplay event is about gameplay
>>742965728>>742965741This isnt /sp/ why are you retards thread splitting
>>742965808nigga shut up lmao who cares
>>742965728>>742965741WHICH ONE
Why didn't you wait until page 10, you sick fuck?
>>742965885Vote with your own posts
>>742965469>retard who runs the feedback department continues to ignore year after year.Absolutely the case and it's glaringly obvious. I think they're trying to spin "didn't get many big name applicants/submissions" as "we are trying to feature lesser known titles and runners :)".Even leftists and some libtards know blueshit is a dogshit platform. The 'community' is as much of a hugbox as GDQ. Joke of a platform for anyone involved.
Hey, none of you guys are funny, so
They made that same Russian through the game joke like 40 minutes ago!
>>742965758Part of me always wonders if these people quit GDQ because they realize you don't get any viewers/followerbase from it or clout, or what.I find it really fucking weird that no one, not a soul retains any GDQ viewers between GDQ and hotfix only pulls in a small fraction of what even current GDQ is doing right now.GDQ is like a blackhole for exposure/personal streamer growth and it's weird.
>>742965741
>>742965447Proud of you Anon
why are they all so fat?
>>742966678Emotional problems. These are unstable, unhappy people
>>742966678Because they have money. When you have money and you're stressed, you buy a lot of shit and you eat. There's a reason why it is a sin.
its over
