Previous: >>742960452Now: Zelda: Wand of GamelonNext: The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the KingdomLater: UNBEATABLE
>>742965673quantum entangled first for women stating the obvious
>>742965673Does anyone have a link to the kick stream?
Miggy Jiggy
Old and busted: KFFCNew hotness: 2d anime zelda fanart
Miggin makes me feel good
2D > 3D
Migger stole my bike :(
>>742965673Summer troons done ack
When is FROMSOFT block?
I heard we're migging to this thread
My run is up next
>>742971794ganbare, umaru!
>>742971806>people rated that dogshit cdi run positivelyneo/v/ is real
Shame the intro is so long in the run. Once he made it out, the runs has been pretty good
gymnast my boy
>>742965673me on the right
>>742966041
Where is Garland Miggs. I would like to have a talk with him.
>>742971881if you hadn't watched any runs this year, the chart would lead you to believe this has been a decent marathon so far. unfortunately i've been here for most of the A or higher runs and fags are absolutely overrating shit. charts are pointless now except to tell you whether a runner was trans or not
>>742965673I'm bi, but this makes me question my sexuality...
Why are the "gibdos" in TOTK named that when they're not like past gibdos?
>>742972097I know this is just for (you)s but what the fuck does that mean
...Suavémenté?!
>>742971794hope you got a good night's rest
Cloudd has the voice of Joan Jett
SUAVEMENTE MENTIONED
>that load screen during the final boss battleso this... is the power... of the switch ... 2...
>>742972232Joan Jett actually smoked, this shitnis performative
>>742972232Watersign my beloved
>>742972232more like laura loomer
TotK was good, better than BotW, but it should've been better.
I'm assembling a compilation of all the trans comments about Cloudd and showing her in her Discord server. Those kinds of comments are very hurtful. Remember that another person is on the other side of them.
>>742965673why can't i see the princesses' feet?
>>742972259Ganon can't triforce...
It's crazy how that guy on the left hasn't moved an inch the entire run.
That zelda shirt guy has a boner sitting next to the only passing tranny in gdq i bet
the underground area fucking suckedthe sky fucking suckedwhat a shit game
>>742972028>charts are pointless now>nowThey've always been pointless and just a way for the nonce to get attention
>>742972339I think it's cute how invested she is in the run.
>>742972329Was it really better than BOTW? I actually finished BOTW but I dropped TOTK like thirty hours in. Too much of a retread, especially after such a long wait.
>>742972392A passing tranny is just called a woman.
Why the fuck is Zelda a sexy dragon now?
>>742972361>The zoomer mind fails to comprehend the absurd concept of sitting still for an hour
>>742972392That shemale is fucking hot. Wtf
this fight actually looks pretty impressive without the glider
>>742972329TOTK should've been BOTW
>>742972339Imma say i actually love Cloudd and she’s the best totk runner
>>742972404Damn, I heard the underground was terrible but it was my favorite part when I played it
AGP are bad
american hours
>>742972178I'm as confused as you, brother.
>>742972361Gymnast runs Skyward Sword, he's touched
imagine introducing Cloudd to your parents…
Man, this game looks like ass
CLOUDDISABIOWOMAN
>>742972329Uhm, actually it may have been a good game, which it wasn't obviously, but if it did it just wasn't a good ZELDA game, you see.
>>742972512It's fine if they actually try.
>>742972430but he gets more attention posting his disgusting fatty bear cock
>>742972441I played TotK like BotW, very rarely used the zonai shit. Still had fun but it should've been more.
>>742972554Nah, but pretty close
>>742972392I thought it was a girl. Well at least something interesting this run.
>>742972538>Mom, Dad, this was someone's son
>>742972535By God?
>>742972554
>>742972608and her cock is bigger than mine, fathers and grandfathers combined
That ending is pretty fucking kino. Too bad I'll never finish the game.
4 minutes under, very nice.
>>742972404>the sky fucking suckedThis was my biggest disappointment. There was only like 2 sky islands and the rest were just random floating platforms and gacha machines. Fucking dire.
>biological woman>still nothing but trans spammingObsessed.
You WILL rate Tears of the Kingdom
French zelda is hot
>>742972730C
>>742972730A
Like they know shit about being romantic. Fuck off.
>tranny mocks the inappropriate dono jump-inBASED
why are we watching this whole cutscene
totk zelda is the cutest
>>742972730A- slow start, but good commentary and strong finish. Also no annoying donations.
>>742972730F
>>742972730S for I will suck cloudd's cock dry until the last drop
>>742972730SGood fun run and hot tranny. Also no yappy couch..
>>742972730S
Is that a woman or a ‘woman’ on the couch?
>>742972730A. Good run, well-behaved couch.
>>742972730solid A
>>742972730B
>>742972730SFelt like classic GDQ running
>>742972730A. Good run and the french wasn't annoying
>>742972730K
>>742971743Hey it's the trans rights furry. When does she run?
>>742972554Nah he is a man.
>>742965673>Coomer opening imageShocked the mods will let the thread/image stay up.
>>742972730S!Proper good run with good couch and a passing troon. That’s way more that you could ask for in gdq
>>742972730B+ - could've been better, could've been better. Oui.
>>742972730solid A run and I may add the first one of the event that hasn't annoyed me
>>742972794People did pay money for the French dub incentive.
>>742972730SRough start with a few reloads, but the boss rush was impressive with having to pull off a well planned out no-hit run on the first attempt.
>>742972730AThey actually let the run be a run for the most part. I wasn't wowed by it but it was neat and a cut above what else GDQ's allowed at prime time this week>>742972746>Women sound great in French>Men sound punchable
>>742972730I'm doin' him an A
>>742972830Many such cases
>PunchyWait a second, hold the fuck upNugget Punchy? Susan Punchy? "Fuck you I'm hanging out with Japanese people now" Punchy?
>>742972895faggots been necro bumping it for the last 2 hours so we are forced to recycle it instead of making a proper thread
>room clearing out immediatelypunchy is NOT going to like that
>>742972642no by his uncle
>>742972730DDon’t really enjoy the game at all
>>742972895They're not around
>>742972730F for fuck I hate new zelda
>>742972978yep, one and the same. we need a GDQ insider to tell us if he warned the host to not read any nugget donations
>>742972978The japs dont even like him
>>742972990literally everyone in that room is gonna come back with a box full of nugs
>>742972329Agreed>but it should've been better.Especially in that a lot of BotW's core flaws were never fixed>long inventory/menu management>takes like 70 seconds to get reward from blessing shrines>can still pause any time to eat as much as you want>mash buttons against basic bitch enemies who get staggered and you have to chase them down>flurry rush
punchy won bigly
>>742972730CI hate ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4unKwPQMoOA
>>742972978The one and only. I wonder if he's actually attending for once. Feels like whenever he did runs at gdq over the last 5 years he was streaming from his home for some reason.
>argick has another runNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>742972730c
>>742972980>proper threadyou faggots are way too precious about this shit. all of the OP info is pointless, just needs "GDQ" in the title and nothing else
>250 dollars for a card bundle you can easily buy in stores for 1/5 the priceWhat sort of jewery are they trying to pull at GDQ now with donations?
>>742972730I don't have a grade for the run. I just hate nu-zelda and want to express that.
>>742972730Gfor glitchless
>>742973106You will enjoy his fast talking and irn bru
>>742972895They are making the threads anon, no one on /v/ gives a shit about GDQ besides the one tranny mod who is in the faggot circle.
Punchy won. Therefore, Chibi won.
Just back from that africa vs africa soccy match. What did I miss?
>>742972730Afinal fight without glider was cool
>>742972730D for didnt watch
What did punchy do?
oh look, susan's next
>>742973204The first live birth ever broadcast at GDQ
is it true TinyTim is at GDQ?
>>742973267IT'S SUCCINCT YOU LOWBORN BITCH
susan is chill nowhe has mellowed out a lot
>>742965673>UNBEATABLEthis had a lot of glitches and some annoying writing but the ending got me pretty goodNice music too, I assume they're just doing arcade mode
>>742972445Until it comes to fucking
>>742973327He's still spiritually Indian
>>742973291Did the baby transition and killed itself already? Now that would be a speedrun.
>Oh look another checkpointJesus is this about runs anymore?
>>742973340Yeah, it says Arcade Showcase. Isn't even a speedrun, I guess.
>Annapurna Skinwalkeractivenot surprised it advertises here of all places
>>742973072buy an ad
>D-Topia is a gently paced puzzle gamethis the kinda shit that tells you to stretch and drink some water every 15 minutes?
>>742973375lol, imagine
>>742973409>Rhythm game showcase by the nugget cuckOh joy, my two favorite things
Watch this and educate yourselves on history, if you GENUINELY DIDN'T KNOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrJDjLfgrWc
i havent been following at all and i feel like ive missed out
>>742973118>babysitting my yuri thread for 2 hours so it doesnt die and everyone is forced into itjust make a new thread you porn obsessed tranny
>>742973503one of the few "holy shit i'm so glad i caught this live" moments i've had from these marathons. especially funny because he came to the /v/ thread right after the run and continued his meltdown
>>742973503Wow why is this guy such a cunt
>succinct cuck
>>742973523eh
>Remote hostNow this will be a shitshow.Rev up them Zbecause you're gonna need them for every run in the next 8 hours.
>>742973431rate my cozy puzzle game's final levelit has soothing music and when it detects no mouse movement for 10 seconds because you're stuck, an ASMR voice whispers you a hintbeating a level gives you words of affirmation
>>742973523It's been pretty meh for the most part, but I feel like it and threads get better in the second half of the week, so one could say you arrived just in time.
so does susan live in japan or something, i've seen him in RTAiJ, but even there he does remote runs
ENTER Susan.
>ad run
>still not attendingThis guy.
>He's not at the eventHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
its susan!
at least the nuggets can't assault him now
>Remote stream>Dev on couchGive it an F
On nice another ad run! With our favorite nugget connoisseur!
>he's still a total cunt
keeeeeek sponsored run
>>742973503>I EXPLICITLY TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING THE NUGGETS INTO THE ROOMkino
>2025 game>dev on callAD RUNAD RUNAD RUN
Holy shit it's Chicken Nugget.
Will be getting a "BE TRANS DO CRIME" donation in this run?
Hello Susan
I love Japan, period.
oh so it's like guitar hero but with 2 notes instead of 5that's pretty fucking stupid
I'm getting reports nuggets are being flown into Tokyo as we speak.
hey it's the chicken nugget guysusan something or another
Look lads! Susan has come to pay us a visit!
he's literally doing a sales pitch lmao
why did susan change his name
this is not very interestingmad rat dead when?
>τροοηcore rhythmslop>50 minutesYeah Im out
>>742973841Z for Zusan
Is this the 10th ad run so far?They really just stopped giving a shit, huh?
>>742973523The only people still watching GDQ these days have severe Stockholm SyndromeYour time is better spent doing literally anything else
>>742973953Wasn't Succinct enough, I suppose.
At least the rhythm game showcases at the past events had the novelty of them bringing the arcade machines to the venue, this is just nothing
>>742973945Nuggets be praised!
IM A HEADBANGA
>>742973953WHOATWO BUTTONSThat's double the inputs of Cookie Clicker
>>742973953because ESL bitches couldn't pronounce his name
I should go back and finish arcade in this, there were some bangers>>742973929technically true, but also really reductive. It works in practice.
One of the worst music runs I've ever seen. Give this one a fucking ZZZ.
can anyone post the most up to date chart i missed a lot
>one hour rhythm game showcase>couldn't even be fucked to do DDR or the washing machine game>just some bullshit with only two buttonswow, it's dogshit!
Uncomfortable question, but did Yahtzee steal that previous song for second wind?
>>742973929Pretty sure there was already a much more popular game that was exactly like this but looked much better. So this is a ripoff of a ripoff of Guitar Hero.
>>742973996i haven't seen a single ad
Wait didn't this guy used to go by Susan?
What the fuck is this simple and clean rip off
I'll be back to rate this ZZZ
>>742973587The double whammy of the nug cuckening directly into being mercilessly mocked in the ESA thread probably is what led him to the state he's in today
this sucks
>>742974081this maybe ? https://store.steampowered.com/app/774171/Muse_Dash/
Are they even reading donos during this run?
Just watch on youtube with adblocker, guys
>>742974109lmao this is near plagiarism
this is some insane visual clutter for a game with two buttons
50 minutes of a crappy rhythm game using AI music.
Cool this is very entertaining to watch and not fucking awful at all
>>742974053Taiko uses two buttons, after all. This isn't so different from that.
the visual readability of this game is beyond dogshit
nugged out of the fucking COUNTRY
this guest track is lame, should focus on the og ost
>>742965673Why do you guys like watching these autistic trannies so much?
nice speedrun
>>742974174why would you read ads during an ad?
>>742974234doesn't that at least have some notes that are supposed to be the edge of the drum instead of the center?
kek ACAB
>>742974169Yeah! That was probably what I was thinking of.Though I never played it myself.
Is /v/ acab?
>>742974256Wacky visual noise is the only way developers know how to "innovate" in rhythm games because how else can you?
if you're gonna do a remote rhythm game showcase then its gotta be on par with these guys
What the fuck am I even looking at?
Admitedly I kind of liked when they brought in the arcade machines but this being remote and an ad with the dev on couch makes it extremely lame
>showcase>dev onBoring ad not a speedrun. ZZZ in advance.
incredibly ESA coded run
>Missed Zeldo while running errands around town>The next run worth watching is in the middle of the fucking nightWhy is it dogshit during daytime and primetime and all the good runs are at Fuck You AM?
why would you ever speedrun this gamewhy would you think that anyone wants to watch you speedrun this game
>>742974256ironically it seems like that's supposed to be the appeal of the game
>>742974317Yeah, there's a range of things you can do with two buttons in the same vein.
YASS! SLAY QUEEN! ACAP!!!
This isn't a speedrun.
Why is the audio so much more audible than usual? I fucking hate GDQ, actual interesting music game? 100 donations over it and low as fuck audio. Dog shit ad? No donations and good audio.
>It's another barely-disguised ad run
>>742974234yeah the idea that # of buttons is directly correlated with depth is pretty dumb>>742974317It does, but buttons have holds and releases.
>>742973970I could submit a showcase, but I have no interest in attending nu-GDQ
>>742974282This whole thread is maybe 5 faggots / troons that won't fuck off and kill themselves already, and everyone else like you and I that comes in and posts something like "please fucking kill yourselves" and leaves.Speaking of, daily reminder to you faggots that you will never be women and nobody ever actually falls for it, they're just pretending not to be as horrified as they really are.
>>742974345all Americans should be
>>742974421Yes, it's a rhythm game showcase. They're always showcases, what else can they be?
This is not primetime material
>>742965673I wished they used Hilda and Ravio again.
>>742974495excluded
>>742974507There is a reason why the entire audience left after Zelda
Seems like this guy is at every speedrun event. He must have blackmail on the staff or something.
Speedrun doko??
Logically this means either Sent likes Susan or MrGameAndRape was the guy keeping him banned.
>>742974345/v/ is pro fire fighterDon't believe me, watch the ratings if the fire alarm gets pulled
>>742974507they thought they would be going up against france morroco extra time
>>742974357Too based for this event
>>742974507Thank sent for this emmaculate scheduling.
>>742974507GDQ has had a massive hard on for rhythm games for the last few yearsDon't think this is going to pull in the donations like Japanese Arcade Rhythm Game 4 People Play #349 though
>>742974065Everybody getting older, wtf
I've seen this guy before
>>742974465>yeah the idea that # of buttons is directly correlated with depth is pretty dumbholy kek did you work on the game or something? sorry, but a rhythm game with two buttons is a fucking joke. the drum one is also a joke but the appeal of that is playing it at an arcade where you actually smack the drum. playing this shit on a keyboard is lame
>>742974590>selfie without dropping the combo
>Up to 40 more minutes of this
>>742974573Susan was at agdq and sgdq last year. He was just limited to the late night remote block
Crazy how we went from Staiain playing top level Stepmania on stage to this shit
>yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahno no no no no no no
>FIFTY minutes of this fucking pigshitI want to say "fuck this" but I already ate so I can't just go grab dinner.
how do you speedrun a rhythm game
>>742974685OSU is one button and is the best rhythm game of all time tho?
>>742974736>nug nug nug nug nug nug
This game is absolute shit with all the visual clutter after you hit the notesThe falling "success" objects should NEVER block the incoming prompts
>some guy playing on a keyboard remotelysomeone mess up or?
did the staff look at this game before approving it? maybe they just saw a screenshot and thought it looked cool
Up next
Just woke up from a coma, thank god I woke up in time to catch SGDQ!I can't wait to see my favourite SGDQ host MrGameAndShout!
>>742974848uh... sovl?
oh you've gotta be shitting me
>>742974827I assume this is a scheduled "break" so the hosts can all go suck each other off for an hour
>>742974824You can turn them off if you want.
>>742974773I know a similar feel. I was going to cook, but now I've ordered pizza so I can rate this """""""run""""""" a ZZZ when the time comes without worying about being busy at the stove.
>>742974848no cap?
>>742974812>it's the best rhythm game of all time thoughlol no. and i know you're intentionally being retarded, but obviously having to move the cursor gives a ton of variety to the input vs just pushing button 1 and/or button 2
>speedrunning a rhythm game
Is there a particular reason this isn't at 3am
>>742974907>Co-op Randomizer
>the current time is 11:31 pmthat's uk time, why did you say he's in japan
>>742974934>turn off all visual clutter>music off for maximum concentration>game becomes a pavlovian simulator of white dots on a black screen
>>742974848I'd watch it.
>>742965673Who are they talking about?
Can we slip a stealthy poultry advert in?
>>742965673I fucking HATE trannies.This event proves time and time again that autism is the main cause of trannyism.
>>742975071pong?
>>742975012Must have paid big money for this time slot to advertise the game.
>>742975040At least it's gymnast; he's a real one.
>>742974907>Randomizer -- Co-op
>>742975139Maybe they could have paid money for a runner on the same continent
>>742974345More like lgbt
More like Unwatchable!
>>742974685You haven't actually presented a meaningful argument, you're just leaning on reductivism and insisting two buttons is inherently bad. "It's bad because it is" isn't going to convince me of the validity of your position when I've actually played the game and you haven't. It's not good GDQ material, but I did have fun with it.
>>742974949>Paying extra to order in just to rate the run poorlyYou're doing God's work, you know that Anon?
One of my favorite DNF runshttps://litter.catbox.moe/tkuw14ar5ai0byhn.mp4
Jesus Christ another half hour of this?
where's a twenty piece mcnugget when you need one
>>742975139That or whoever was in charge of the schedule didn't actually check what this run was and just saw "music game" and "remote setup" and thought perfect for prime time.
>>742975131all games return home it seems...
>>742974685these are the type of people posting on /v/ every day
>>742975139THIS COULD HAVE BEEN A TWENTY SECOND AD IN BETWEEN SEGMENTS LIKE THE AMD ONE WAS.NOT AN HOUR-LONG FAKERUNFUCKING BULLSHIT
Hey announcer, can we get a donation read?
My run's up next...
>>742974564he's the debra wilson of speedrunning eventsSO easy to work with and always there if needed
>>742975374
>>742975275KEK that timing
>>742975374Good luck in half an hour, Anon!>Up next: The CheckpointGood luck in an hour and a half, Anon!
>>742975293I mean, it's monday evening.Most people are still getting home from work and all that.
>>742975374No it isn't Umara, you died. Your brother ended the manga because he was so upset you died.
>>742975383i don't despise debra wilson though
>>742975262I'm fortunate enough to be able to afford such frivolities, and I feel that it's my responsibility to exploit that for my fellow anons. My chicken marsala can wait, but I need to be ready to give this run its well-deserved bottom rank.
>>742975275kek
>>742975383Nah that’s Spike. Dude is a walking masterclass too.
>>742975442>as soon as he finished the potato imouto manga he started the one about fucking the girl with big tits who thirsts for his dick.BASED.
>busy at the stovehave you never cooked before?
>>742975559Fuck off spike
>>742975581@kojimais this true?
>>742975374You'll do better than Susan
The company that makes this is called DSLs?
i havent bothered to check in at all this week.anything noteworthy hapen? wheres rhe chart
>>742975251There is no depth here. The challenge to rhythm games is >Physical/endurance (amount of movement required).>Number of possible actions.>Rate of actions occuring. This game is lacking on 2/3. So the only real challenge can be how fast the notes occur, which is extremely low depth.
>>742975660
>>742975374You can't be running every game Umaru!
Is a tranny running elden ring ?
The visual clarity on this "rythm game" sucks ass
>>742975785scroll up stupid
>>742975785there was a guy dressed up as a woman it was hilarious
>>742974828I remember someone from GDQ a few years ago saying on Twitter they only watch like 2 or 3 minutes of a submission if it's a game they're interested in
>>742975383>SO easy to work with and always there if neededWhat the actual fuck are you talking about?Punchy was literally banned from ESA for no other reason that he was a huge cunt and the staff was tired of working with him. He didn't even have to rape anyone, they just said>yeah nah fuck off
Crazy how hyped this event used to be.But at least trans rights!
The games being played tonight suck. A Sonic Apple Arcade game? Seriously?
literal dogshit "run" / "showcase" can we fucking skip
>>742975801damn.. coffin wasn't even done being buried and he was drinking milk from the tap
how long are the checkpoint segments?
>>742975801
Is this the Nugget Cuck?
>>742975801>Ebina got her own mangaEbin :DDDDDD
It's crazy how insecure this guy still clearly is.
Come one come all to the tranny freak show carnival! Subhuman rights! Subhuman insects deserve human rights!
Unbeatable more like Unwatchable
>>742976103You were beaten: >>742975240
I kneel punchy
>>742975840yes yes scroll up to where the chart was last posted...4 threads agoevery downy with a keyboard loves to call others stupid at random to project their own brain dysfunction unto others
>>742975804It's co-op with 4 runners. They all look like normal dudes, one might be a closet furry. Host is also a dude, but I don't know how annoying he might be (he hosted Super Meat Boy 3D and Hollow Knight: Silksong).
>>742976191Beaten? More like watchen!
>you will never BE this happy
Holy shitThis run absolutely murdered this thread.
more like UN WATCHABLE
30 minutes left! You can do it anon, you're past the halfway mark!
can I get a tier listI can't scroll up
>>742976191he bested me I concede
>>742976231>closet furryThat's like a nonviolent lesbian
>>742976208oh I'm sorry did I accidentally tell you exactly how to get to the chart like you asked you absolute fucking retard
I'm kinda happy for Punchy though... he's a sweet guy. And even though the game is shit, he's doing his best, and his emotions are real.
Artificial joy.
>I am physically dyingNot fast enough to save this block
>>742975931>Arcade Mode -- Showcase>All the mechanics of songs were demonstrated by the ten minute mark>Next forty minutes is purely masturbatoryWhat are we doing here anyway? Advertising, I know.
>>742976247I got about this excited but for 1/10th the time when I beat a certain difficult map on a game. feels pretty good to be desu
>metroid bread>2 am
>>742976318thanks nugget guy it means a lot to me- susan
>>742976293>That's like a nonviolent lesbianI have not laughed this hard in a long time.
>>742974135this is lynchian
>>742976318It's kinda nice given how disingenuous the gdq staff and a lot of the runners come off.
>>742976318The emotions are clearly not real and he's paused three times just to ask the announcer to praise him. And he made a desperate attempt to get the composer of the game to include him in his next project. He is an insecure little FREAK and I hope he gets nugged out of his fucking LIFE.
What the fuck am I watching
>>742976453Why the fuck are you watching?
>nugget cuck fucks around on his stupid mechanical keyboard for an hour while the screen spams incomprehensible visual diarrhea This might not be the worst run of the marathon but it sure is fucking high up there
I just tuned in, why was the runner crying few minutes ago?
>You know who really deserves to get ridiculed and threatened?>Trans peopleWhy are you anons so obsessed with 0.0001% of the world population?How about instead of punching down on trans people, you start punching up to billionaires and people who actually deserve it.
>>742976513When the fuck are you watching?
Where is the damn chart so i know what to watch until this shit is over
>>742976453An unlabeled ad. You should honestly just go do something else. 12 more minutes of this, and then like 40 minutes of skits until the next run.
>>742976523only person in the world to full combo the song and he's gonna be sampled in the next Dr Dre song cause of it
>>742976579Where the fuck are you watching?
>>742976579Once this run and the subsequent theatre kids segment are over.
>>742976573What the fuck are you even talking about?
Do we have a grading chart yet?
>>742976607https://chartfag.neocities.org/charts/
>>742976573nice try CIA
>>742976674https://chartfag.neocities.org/charts/
>>742976523He finished an absurdly great run of an incredibly complicated map that he himself hadn't expected, and was too riled up to continue right away.The SOVL was there. The spirit of getting PBs and WRs on stream and freaking out adorably.Made me smile.
>>742976523Sat on their balls
>>742976681>>742976730thanks
I got called in on my day off, what did I miss /vros ??
>>742976573Billionnaires didn't shit up the speedruning scene.
>>742976573Not that your faggy post is relevant in any way, but that's exactly why I think we should give troons their procedures. They don't even register on the scale of medical spending. Give them what they want and shut them up, or give them what they think they want and they accelerate their suicides. Either way, everyone wins.
>>742976453>>742976513>>742976579>>742976645Who the fuck are you watching?
>>742976730>S3&K that highwtf I had to stop that shit because of how insufferable the niggas talking were being
>>742976405>>742974135I always imagined cosmo would die like the girl from Mulholland Drive, being psychologically tortured by hallucinations representing his innocent enthusiasm for speed running before it all went wrong
remember when these bullshit quirked up events had actual games being played?picture very related
>>742976523Because I just finished eating my McNuggets
>>742976805Lea!
You may cum now
>>742976573how about these trans faggots shut the every lasting fuck up and don't try to contamine everything they touch?
>>742976867I beg of you to stop.
>>742976867would
>>742976841All me
>>742976823Argick grows on you. Most people who aren't newfags already know him from ESA.
FML
>>742976927I don't watch Temu's GDQ
>>742976998You just watch the tranny version gotcha
>>742976730>check chart>caught all the S runs by chance>didn't even think they were goodI'm not feeling great about this year
I’ll leave my stove running just to rate this run
>>742976841We get so many shitty unknown games now instead of classics.
>>742976927>gdq but europeanMight as well just eat your shit while listening to alarm tones at +100db
This game looks easy as fuck. I beat through the fire and flames on expert on guitar hero 3 in high school btw. But I could do what he's doing right now easily. There are only 2 rows of notes going by that you have to hit lol this is for babies. Looks so fucking easy.
I miss when GDQ was good, anyone else?
why does this runner look so smug?
Covid is over why is it still idiots sitting at home?
There is GDQ staff in this thread, at this very moment!Say hi to them!
>>742977249Because he is
These songs are not very good
Fuck I missed most of Susans run. Was it good?
>>742977282Nuggets
>>742976937>Rick%
>>742977282NoTell them to run the event better
>>742977282HOYP
BRO WTF
>>742977249His wife is a trans PAWG and hes gonna hit after the run
i'm getting a huge distaste for rhythm games for some reasoni feel like i've seen around 100 of them in the last 5 years
>Unmute the stream since we're getting close to estimate>The harshest noise known to manI almost reloaded the stream, it's so fucking bad.
>>742977276Could they not supply the demand for dialation stations?
What even is the "done quick" value of this game?Even if you wouldn't hit any key the levels would be done in the same time. Or not?
>>742977197There's also complaints of people playing the same shit over and over. Can only watch a Metroid or SMW run so many times.
how do I get a job as a paid chatter for GDQ?
>>742977282>There is GDQ staff in this thread, at this very moment!pull the fire alarm, no balls.
This is the last song, right?
>overestimate on a let's play
>>742977397this music is genuinely terrible
think I'm gonna remove unbeatable from my wishlist
>A minute and a half over estimate>Starting ANOTHER song
>>742977416nonei'm guessing they are a thrill to play but it fucking sucks to watch
>>742977385most of them are just variations of stepmania too.i'd love to see some parappa-likes or something
they should just cut the stream away
>3 minutes over estimate
>>742977456That's why they made is very audible this year and made sure to not have the donor reader yelling over it.
No wonder the music is illegal in that world. I'd shoot anyone playing that myself
is it really unbeatable
>>742977610How the FUCK do you go overestimate on a "rhythm" game?
This is just an hour long ad.The game doesn't even look all that Impressive compared to other ryhtm games showcase.
hope he goes another 30 so theres no time for the checkpoint shit
>>742977282Can ya'll folx stop flailing your arms around during the talk segments it's triggering to my AuDHD and I don't even know where you all learned it from or why you think it's a good idea thank you and kill the animals
This is the gayest incel music ever
>>742977509
The goddess of victory nikke rhythm game is better then this.
>24 hours left >not even a milly
>>742977719positive criticism only please
How did Susan go overestimate?
Is Punchy trolling? He may be an ass but I feel like he's too familiar with Speedruns to fuck up the estimate this bad. Especially for a rhytm game
>>742977715>Implying a bunch of theater kids will give up their chance to be on screenThey'll just delay everything else so they get their 30 minutes for doing skits.
I havent been watching, whay does he just sit on the results screen doing nothing?
Unplayable
>They are still fucking going.What the fuck. Stop this bullshit.
Why is this still going...
>>742977537true
Holy fuck end already
speaking of killingmercy kill this shit already
>>742977767it ends sunday?
>6 minutes overestimate on a fucking rhythm game>he's announcing ANOTHER song
>>742977727i want that shirt
why is this happening to me
>Here's a custom song while we're overestimate on a showcaseFUCK OFF
>>742977778yeah you would have to be an absolute tard not to just count up the time of all the songs you want to play.
>>742977282hey GDQ staff end this run
>Seven minutes over estimate>THIS'LL BE THE CAPSTONE>Starts anothe songWHERE'S THE COMICALLY OVERSIZED CANE WHEN YOU NEED IT?
>>742977807Yes, while the dev talks about how good his game is
>capstonemoar liek CRAPstone
>GDQ staff got so bored they forgot to change the estimate
he's contractually obligated to play all the songs, retards. it's an ADVERTISEMENT
>>742977282I'll fucking donate alright just fucking end this torture.
Susan trooning out next
>>742977730It actually is. A fucking MINIGAME in a CELLPHONE GACHA GAME is better than this tumblr ass babys first rhythm game. Like this isn't even remotely impressive.
>Tune in>Its A Music gamegreat its just a guy literally mashing buttons
Mididuck clears this shitnoise easyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIh0ZEyTysY&list=RDvIh0ZEyTysY&start_radio=1
>tune in>it's susanwasn't expecting this
brother what is this fucking musicwhere are the anime girls singing doki doki as their tits jiggle in their little sailor uniforms
>>742977991The music is way better too lol.
penis music
oh the comments I'm reading rn are from the hosttl;dr runners just need to tell hosts ahead of time to stfu for their run
>7 minutes over>rhythm songs>"speed run"I'll give him credit for mogging on the staff by stretching it this long over.
FUCK YOU AUTISTIC FURRY WHO ISN'T EVEN AT THE EVENTTHIS IS NOT A SPEEDRUN
>>742978037isn't music haram for you faggots anyway?
>>742977282Someone tell Sent to get better at scheduling
>the estimate was wrong the entire time and should have been 2:00:00
>well this song is QUITE LONG
>10 minutes overestimate
Is this even the incentive? How are we this much over estimate for a rhythm game
This would be alright if it was a free flash game on newgrounds made 15 years ago
>>742978081>they would simply tell them!yeah because a runner telling his host to "please be quiet" would go over real fucking well
>estimate is now 1:10:00
The estimate was always 1:10:00.
>>742978158Um, sweetie, he's still 8 minutes under :^)
IT WAS ALWAYS 1 HOUR 10 MINUTES
this is what video games look like to boomers
Why do they always give these rhythm game showcases so much time? This shit should be 20 minutes at absolute most
I'm not having fun
They fucking upped it by 20 fucking minutes. Holy fuck gdq staff can fuck off holy shit.
how the fuck do you even go over estimate in a fucking rhythm gamefucking susan kek
they changed the estimate lmao
finished with 8 minutes to spare!
Rate Unbeatable.
>>742978261just in time
Actually you know what Susan, keep stalling as long as you can. We need time cut from what's next.
>that's timethank god>on the main showcaseFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>742978223They shouldn't be in at all
>>742978223Yeah the novelty wears off very fast. He's pressing buttons fast, I don't need to see 50 songs to get the point
>>742978295K
bro looks like he's working on a good case of tendonitis
>there is more
>>742978295ZZZ
>>742978229Literally nobody is right now
>>742977282>Estimate changed after it was pointed outYou weren't kidding huh
THERE'S MORE
>more of this """"""music"""""""
>>742978295ZZZ>>742978339AYEEEE
Unbeatable? More like Unbearable, yeesh!
>still goingOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHNNNNEEEEEENOTHING WRONG WITH METTTTTTTWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>742978295A.I liked it even if it was not a run.
>>742978295ZZZFuck you Susan
>>742978295K - Not a run. Ad. Overestimate.
>ANOTHER 15 MINUTES AFTER GOING 12 MINUTES OVERis there a rating below ZZZ?
>>742978295F
>>742978295DAaaaaaaand it's not over, never mind, F
>it makes all the songs sound terribleHow would we ever notice?
Wtf? It wasn't even funded
>>742978295zzzzzzzzzz
>>742978295Ufor Unbeatable Estimate
>>742978295C for ad run
>>742978295ZZZ K. Whatever the lowest rating is. This is one of the worst "showcases" GDQ has ever done. Actual ear rape and fuckinh boring as fuck.
>>742978295I have returnedZZZ FUCK YOU CHICKEN NUGGET NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS WASTE OF TIME DOGSHIT
>>742978295F-
>>742978405K is the lowest. HH is the highest.
>>742978392i'd kill for a rhythm game to actually have those songs
>>742978295Zgenuinely awful
>>742978295ZZZ for ZZZuZZZan
>>742978295zzz, it was an ad that couldn't be pulled despite going so massively over time
>>742978295F - made me quit the livestream
next game please
>>742978405just one more extension bro, I'll finish it in like the next 10 minutes bro I promise
>>742978295K that was embarassing
>there's more
>>742978295ZZZbetter luck next time nugget nigger
>>742978295SSS.
>>742978491no way fag, now get ear raped
>>742978295Z
Oh i love how the music now sounds like psychotic chipmunks
>>742978295ZZZSince I can't rate U for Unbearable
An easy babby flash game rhythm game consisting entirely of cringe undertale chiptune music that tries way too hard to sound emotional and epin and makes toddlers want to become trans when they listen to it
>>742978295ZZZ>not a run>over-estimate>ad>"this is the last song">"lmao double time, lets play more songs"
>>742978582>>742978582>>742978582
>>742978490what the fuck is this shit? just keep it from S to F nigger
>>742978619>>742978619>>742978619
>>742978295N
>>742978295ZFuck rhythm games.
What the fuck is this chipmunk sounding fucking shit even???GTFO already
>>742978295k
>>742978295ZZZZ
>>742978295UnwatchaBULL F
>>742978402FWay too long to be enjoyable, 70 minutes of the same shit
>>742978583>The world's worst nightcore developed in a lab specifically to torture Anonymous from the 4chan imageboard
>>742978361AND YOUR HOST MEIVE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME!
>>742978609>>742978637Laugh at these niggers. AGAIN
>>742978637bitch ass nigger imposter
>>742978609>>742978637LOL
>>742978295I'm doin' him a Z
>>742978723very rare Z from you
>>742978295DRunner is all right. Game wasn't a good choice, though.
>>742977767Dont worry, they'll hit 3 million. Anonymous will be HOYPED
>>742978295Zover estimate is a Z rating, no exceptions
>>742978623The "weird ratings" were created due to people's demand during exceptional runs, like K for Keizaron.
>>742978295Unrateable
>>742978398I'm sorry, I was trollingMy real rating is F
>>742978723This might be the first guy Z I've seen
>>742978295ZZZ for godleZZZ
>>742978971now they spam them for minor inconveniences, and when a run truly deserves it there's nothingtime to add another letter!
>>742978398over estimate is a Z rating, no exceptions
>>742978295K idn't watch.
>>742978295A for Punchy and that world-firstOtherwise, yeah, it's an ad run, it's obnoxious, the music is shit, the visuals are shit, and I want to die
>>742978295A
>>742978971Keizaron has been absent since 2024 though, probably took a hard look in the mirror after the Death Note fiasco.So the K rating is unneeded nowadays imo.
What's with the COVID style? Could be pre-recorded.
>>742979004>>742978803Seems fair to me. It was pretty fucking bad.
>>742978295FI tabbed out at 50 mins and missed the ending
>>742979057Actually.. Overestimate is irrelevant. I'd rather watch entertaining run for longer than hurry in the next she/her run.
>>742979057Nah.
Christ have mercy on me, how are these segments so LONG yet so EMPTY>>742978295Z
Pinball is fucking dope. Also very glad to not see a disgusting tranny first thing popping into stream
