Now: Siphon FilterNext: The X-Files: Resist or ServeLater: Metal Gear Solid 2, Silent Hill fYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@ausspeedruns/liveTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ausspeedrunsSchedule: https://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2026/schedule
sigh, i guess
IM A HEADBANGA
>>743346632no we dont do that reddit shit here
>>743346574>ifunny.co
>ifunny.coHow much lower can we go?
Is this running animation achievable natty?
>>743346574is it full of pronoun fags?
his barrel rolls are satisfying
>>743346574Previous? >>743346796The threads? Of course! One of them just posted here >>743346796
>>743346574Ignore the haters OP, I laffed
>>743346857>open stream>runner has pronouns under the name>close stream
someone webm the taser kill
this game is so fucking cool
megachoke
KILL THE SCIENTISTS
>trannyrunningkys
im confused. what exactly went wrong involving the scientists that forced him to restart and not just play through it
Are you ready for the 5-hour Pokemon run tonight lads?
>>743347737>pokemon>not werster
>>743346574Is this also a tranny event like GDQ?
>>743347737I'll probably doing my own runs during that time but I do want to do at least one drawing this event
>>743347858no
>xhe is speedrunningyikers
this run is kind of boring
that long black screen from earlier made me think we were getting a crash
Him being constantly called "Leon" is making me do a double take
kek that scream
>>743347737>Pokemon Scat and VioletThat's one of my most hated games of all time because of how shittily made and pussified it is. It was like they used some random map generator to instantly generate some huge shitty map then pasted square cities around it and repeating textures with zero effort. It doesn't take long before you just climb and fly over everything making every mountain or obstacle feel like it might as well not even exist and it all looks like shit. The map had 0 actual design it's all just pointless. You don't even have to avoid trainers at any point. There is 0 thought put into the game design. You find a cave and it's this fuck huge hallow empty cavern where it's like you're in a giant dome of the same repeating texture over and over with nothing in it and completely pointless, laggy and looks like shit like everything in the game.Like they were just trying to make a game as fast as they possibly could with zero effort or polish. Just like>fuck we were supposed to be working on this for the past 2 years but it's supposed to come out in a month fuck fuck fuck fuck ok we generated the map ok now slap the textures on ok hurry paste some squares around the map that will be cities fuck hurry hurry ok just make the pokemon centers outside oh fuck we just pasted two pokemon centers right across from each other fuck it we dont have time KEEP FUCKING GOING ok fuck fuck what next fuck ok what should the story be like uhh some kids getting bullied at school uhhh fuck that sounds gay as fuck but fuck it what next fuck fuck fuck it's running at 2 fps and looks like complete fucking shit but fuck it fuckkkk ok ok just fucking add the pokemon fuck we didn't get all of them in but fuck it just FUCK IT ship it SHIP IT SHIP IT NOW
>>743348570So hopefully the run makes fun of how dogshit the entire game is the whole time
>>743348084I find it highly entertaining.
TRASNSROITS!!!
estimatebros?
how's the estimate looking
>>743348776>second last levelHe's not going to make it...
>>743348776>>743348782he'll make it
please tell me the runners aren't all just streaming from their house. I just tuned in and I can't tell if this is just some guy in his room. why would they have a curtain hiding the crowd?
>>743348776>>743348782The plan is untrustworthy
!!!!WARNING!!!CRITICAL TIME
>>743348814yes they are. they all have the same couch and use the same camera angle.
You've failed me for the last time aussies
>>743348814technically it would have been an improvement for it to be fully remote, however, and luckily for the audiences entertainment, it is not
>mfw overestimate
>>743348814The crowd (if you can call them that) is behind the camera, not the curtain.Pic is from earlier today.
>>743348812
I miss the soulfulness of machine gunning an enemy and the same "eugh!" noise is spammed for each individual hit
>fire and human don't work well togetherthat's a warning to the rest of the event-goers
runner donates $1000000 per millisecond over
>>743348814Crowd is behind the camera it rotates all the way around. The announcements bit is to the left of the runner setup
>I'm pleased with going over-estimateKids today are too soft! He should be autisticallly spazzing out
Achievable natty?>he starts messing with his hair the second I take this screengrabIt's over bro just give it up and go bald.
>guy notices the camera is on him and tries to fix his hair>doesn't want to touch it again too soon for fear of looking vain>gets up and moves out of view
damn that game is difficult. I played it as a kid and only could beat the first level or two.
that was some good shit>x files survival horror nextgod yes
>>743349094>>743349096just embrace it bald bros, cut it short and it looks fine, hiding it makes worse. It's like a manlet standing on tiptoes
Dayum, so this are the highly competitive games Australians run, eh?
>>743349202I wouldn't know, as a 5'11.
>>743349223I thought this would be a ps1 game. wtf they made a game for x files on ps2?
>mask-wearer
Fixed camera survival horror game but X-Files? How the fuck have I never heard of this, I need to get the rom
Gillian Anderson.......
I thought this guy shot himself in the face with a shotgun?
>>743349431no that was his cousin R0n_Mcgazm
>>743349419I shot so much rope for her as a youth
my ears suddenly perk up
>>743349094fin + dut + minox + microneedling + redlight + chinese peptides will do the trick
>now is a good time for donations>we dont have any donations at the momentlol
>>743349650>$1000 incentivesDoes ESA even do 1000+ donations?
>>743349708only if trans rights obv on god no cap fr
>>743346574>ASM - Australian Speedrun Marathon 2026>44 watching nowKek.
>>743349898there are 300 more on twitch to be fair
>>743349898im waiting on the kangaroo any% fists only speedrunthat and the 100 spider catch no koalas speedrun
Anyone play The X-Files Game on PC? Love the packaging
>>743349898>good games >small viewership>focus on games while collecting some money for charityK I N O
>>743349898It's the middle of the day on a weekday, everyone's at work ya poofter
link the previous thread dumbass
>>743350101its like 1am dude everyones sleeping
Are we really still going "ooooff" any time a pre-9/11 piece of fiction has a hijacked plane hitting a major city landmark? 9/11 didn't invent this concept
>>743349898why do thirdies always come into the thread and only check the youtube stream?
>>743350164>>743346574Prev: >>743322890
>a Bioshock dev came into a speedrunner's chat to teach him a skip he wasn't aware of based
>>743349898spiritually brown post
>Australians stealing gaslore accurate
>siphoning fuel with no handsdamn this lady is naughty
noops...
>>743351471someone has to get the ball rolling
>>743351503where's the shave your head incentive
not looking good bros
lel do they not update their schedule on the website?they're 30 mins behind
>Over estimateKILL HIM
>when I hear this meme song I'm like "oh wait this is from an actual show isn't it?"
>18.9 seconds overTo the gulag
does mgs2 have cool skips or is it just a "run through the whole level" kind of thing
We're all overestimate when you really think about it
>>743351720I can think of one in the tanker and one in the end
>runner named CHUDMAN>has they/them pronounstruly an enigma
>>743351997I think he's just confused and thought you had to list which pronouns you like for both singular and plural situations.
>>743352067he can dupe himself?
Man I love the Tanker alert theme
>>743352146you can't?
unc can't aim
European extreme is hard as balls
Just wanted to say I’ve been loving the stream and runs so far. Completely destroys GDQ
>>743352218what's it about? I missed the starting
Dudes just getting outskilled by these guys.
I'm not ashamed to admit I pronounce it Ray-den
>>743352183I've been spamming Ryan Gosling memes for nothing
why is mgs in the horror block?
Is this a super fucked up run where you reset 90% of the attempts or is this guy just sucking dick?
>>743352339What do you mean what's it about? It's the hardest difficulty.
I liked the metroidvania aspects of MGS2.
>>743352614why is it called european
>>743352687Game came out late in PAL regions, got a new difficulty mode as a bonus
I thought european extreme meant you got a game over when you were spotted, or is that just for MGS3?
>>743352780Instant Game Over on spotting is an option you can turn on/off.
Evening chaps, any decent runs from earlier on in the day?
>>743353478If you're interested in the game they've all been pretty solid 2bh.
I’ve heard things about Australian girl feet
Come on The Yeete! Donate those $420
>>743354026Pray... do tell
Just tuned in for the first time. The red bar at the top of the layout looks kinda shit, no? I know, trying to fit a 16:9 game with additional info on screen sucks, but way to make it stand out like a sore thumb.I guess the christmas lights around the sponsors and the logo are shitposts, but the brick wall also looks pretty ass.
I have woken up from the simujlation>>743354409I suppose it could be a little smaller, now you mention it, but I think the overall placements are fine
choking
Europeans will do anything but get an AC to cool down
How long is this boss fight in normal gameplay? It looks super boring
uhohwhat are you gonna do about that?
>>743354764And he’s choking. OMG no please
>>743354819Become a chuckster
>>743354868chokester*
>>7433547643 on Easy, 6 on Normal and 12 on Hard.
Jesus christ
that was pretty intense ngl, he clutched
>>743355016That was pure suffering
ASM has allowed more intense runs than any other marathon I've seen all year
Despite the chokes I give him credit for not complaining and just toughing it out.
>zombies ate my neighbors musicman i dont think ive seen this run in ages. love this fucking game.
Americans would butcher Japanese names too though
Ooh, so that's what the f stands for. Makes sense
>>743355262i learned it forever ago and i don't think i even finished a full run because it was just so stressful to run
bro just buy a new graphics ca-... never mind.
Why are they huwhite in this ending cutscene?
what the fuck is this shit
what
what the fuck
I feel the Ufo ending has a distinct lack of Ayy lmaos
>aaaah heterosexual marriage?! I’m going insaaaaaaneee!!!
christ I'm out
men bad
shut the fuck up dickheadend your run and never come back
oh brother this guy stinks
HOLY FUCKthis dude belongs at gdqI wanted to watch a speed run not hear a bunch of retard shit
lmao at viewercount plummeting immediately
First ZZZ run of this event my fucking god. I'll be back for the next run
>>743356521>>743356529>>743356540>>743356542>>743356548You guys need to reach out to him and learn how to not be toxic males
can we get a runner without pronouns next to their name?
Any guy who talks like this I immediately suspect actually abuses women.
You thought you could escape gdq but this motherfucker made sure you got your dose
What did he say? I'm not watching
>>743356639Went on a rant about trans rights and how all men are evil and women do no wrong
>>743356639Went on a toxic masculinity spiel
Don't you get it chuds? Hinako killing everyone is a GOOD thing. Those people only wanted her to be happy, they deserved it
>don't worry ladies... I'm one of the good ones...
>>743356639I quit immediately when he unironically said we have a toxic masculinity problem and brought up stats about women being murdered by men(men are murdered at 2~4x the rate of women but lets ignore that lol)
>>743356616>>743356723This
>>743356639started quoting homicide statistics
>>743356639Started talking about wanting to have sex with HinakoNah I'm kidding but if I was running that's what I'd rant about instead
>>743356758as long as he didn't start doing family annihilation statistics we're good.
ofcourse the guy running silent hill f is a faggotthat's what the f stands for
To be fair to him, a lot of English roses will be beaten tonight when he comes home, if Argentina defeats England in the World Cup.
everyone who played this piece of shit game more than once is a certified brain dead retard
>>743356758He's just like me
i went past the rockford on my way home today. not a single freak in sight, even checked the alley behind it. asm is certified comfy and probably safe to attend in person.
>proud of being blue-pilledWho is this runner?
I missed most of this run due to a work meeting. How's it been?>>743356862Well it is a fake silent hill game
>>743356723Honestly, the women who fall for this deserve that lesson. People with skeletons in their closets have a tendency to freak out over the exact issues they have a problem with.
>>743357021Oh god it's Kass. This guy is a colossal faggot. I remember he was at one ESA Summer and he completely ruined it>"Guys, Gals & Nonbinary pals">GDQ theater kid humour during any run he was on>Stardew Valley commentary (F-rated run)>Made up a fake incentive on the spot during his run to pet a dog>Donors didn't make it>Spent a whole 10 seconds shaming them for not making it "Awww now we're not petting the doggy :) I'd have loved to have made it but you didn't give enough money :) :)"No wonder this guy likes a fake silent hill game. I had really been hoping not to see him again or contain him at GDQ events
>>743357148worst run of the event so far. runner belongs on gdq instead. Been ranting about how all men are horrible and women do no wrong. I had to turn it off
>>743357261bet he seeks out and plays female protagonist games just to seem like a good feminist allywhat a creep
>>743346574>file deletedWas the ifunny logo too much for mods?
Alright get this better man out.
>>743357460We must be creepier men.
>>743356865It's coming home and the falklands belong to the British cope and seethe argie
>>743357526I’m not an argie but it’s never coming home. Remember to say the line later.
>that speech
I want to refund my charity donation.
i like these news segments
>>743357830>>743357897What was the speech? I turned it off when he started ranting but I'm still curious how bad it got
Short and sweet
>>743358003started to talk about a lot of things, from what i remember>thanks to gdq>i sorry for hating ffx-2, i like it now>thanks to my twitch comunity>thanks to ESA>there is always light at the end of the tunnel
>>743358103>thanks to my simps that give me moneyFixed.
>>743356723>A woman was found murdered in her apartment in some suburb today.It's the male equivalent of dyed hair.
>>743358194dyed hair is warning colorsa male feminist is camouflage.
>>743358386Nah they straight up tell you they're a feminist. It's audible danger warning.
Beautiful menu sounds.
no way this game would be released today, look at that flat
this is sovl
Testing the runner's multitasking capabilities kek
uhoh flattie
How is it possible for a company to commercialize something as simple as macau card game and not only not be laughed off the stage but also make money out of it?
>1448 cards on streamUno is a nazi game
I didn't know the Jak runner was bannedhttps://www.speedrun.com/users/hsblue
>>743359404Banned from GDQ? Yeah, all the best runners are
>>743359404okay I think he just got his google account hacked and probably intentionally got his src account banned to prevent the hackers from doing anything with it
>>743359064By catering to kids and making a visually very simple to understand deck and good marketing of course. Reminded me of this deck I had as a kid, which I had to get used to first, but I always preferred the local suits over the french ones that spread globally.
>gay pride uno>trans rights uno
>>743360063I'd zoned out. Is that just a joke they made?
>>743360187It's the reality we live in
>wake up yesterdayMLP game>rest of day3 hours of vampire survivors, 4 hours of kingdom hearts>wake up today, cyberpunk on the switchunoIt's been a rough 24 hours, I missed some real kino overnight
Yutz!
>>743360327
>>743360327Only the strongest EU and east coast fans survive ASM, for we will either catch the tail end of prime time or the long haul night shift gaming
>>743360396Amazing webm
gm retardsHow were all the good runs that I missed overnight?
>coming up: Monopoly Party, Nicktoons Unite, Lego Star Wars
>>743360680MGS2 was pretty cool. You could tell the runner was nervous but he was also running a tricky category
>>743360723>Have to run around town and do errands this morning>All garbage>Should get home just in time for Pokemon (more garbage)Thank you Australia you are my greatest ally
>>743360723
straight to jail
It's over?
>>743361202guess he needed to bankrupt just the one ai and all it needed to do was land on one of his properties once
Jimmy Neutron and Ben 10 sucks, after my time
>>743361903I liked Jimmy Neutron a lot, but I was too old for Ben 10.
*Yaaaaaawn*
>>743361903Jimmy/Timmy Power Hour was the height of cartoons in my (zoomer) time.The medium could have ended after that.
kek what is that scream from Danny Phantom
>>743360723I've been awake since the end of silent hill fit's been grim
did the timer go backwards or am I losing it?
is this any good?
>>743364740Are you experiencing Mario coin sounds?
>>743364904n-no
>>743361903us 90s kids, amirite bros?
>>743365194dire
>>743365194Badass
why is it taking so long to set this run up?
Post the pic you took.
>almost 3 hours of lego>followed by 5 hours of pokemonnah this isn't a day for me, see you tomorrow
>>743361903There are only 2 years between Spongebob and Jimmy Neutron, so I better not catch you posting reaction images with the former.
>couch don't play/run gamewhat the fuck?
>she/they>just a faggy dude
>she/they>literally just a guy
oh that's a she/they. i thought it was just a handsome guy...
>>743365902>>743365920thisaussies, explain yourselves
>>743365942the femboy is currently off duty and having a gaming timewho knows what she looks like when she's walking a figure eight at two am in the morning at the side of the dusty dirt roads
>>743366192what the fuck does that even mean
>>743366249no one knows, not even aussies.
>>743366249Mate's calling him a prossie, I think
This event is actually worse than gdq was
>>743366359(You)
>>743366359Yesterday was a lot more fun.
I enjoyed the lego skywalker saga a lot
>Press F2 or any button to startI thought this was on Xbox 360....
>She/they>A dude with his hair over his ears, not even his neck>Playing a kiddy's game>"This is really just like my casual playthrough"I like a lot of ASM, I don't like other parts. This kiddy's block hasn't been the most fun part so I don't quite get why we have such runners on
>>743366359
>>743366481>his Xbox doesn't have an F2 buttonngmi
>>743366481yeah, just like gta sa was also on ps2 and not on pc yesterday
>>743366564I think he's talking the piss given he's doing OOB
>>743365657NTA but Spongebob is an intergenerational thing. Its prime was just a really good show that even millenials know inside-out
Apologize.
>>743366678Disney being trash doesn't retroactively make the dogshit he put out good.
>>743366678I'm sorry you sold your soul for 4 billion dollars.
>>743366678They'll never make me hate him
>>743366678Oooh Georgie meesa so sorry-worry!
>>743366678No. He ruined everything.
'ate starwars'ate lego'ate trannos(You) me when this shit is over
>>743366678I'm sorry, George.There was nothing wrong with your vision. We just took too long to see it...
>>743366842stop eating
its over
>>743366842pleb tastes.
>>743366678
>>743366842>ate legoYou're supposed to be 3 or older to play with LEGO
>>743366569how do I get one bro?
>>743366940George-sama, I kneel...
I think I can skip Lego Star Wars. Watching Jurassic Park 3 in honor of Sam Neill. I'll be back after for.. Pokemon? Uh, see you tomorrow morning
I'm awake, whatd I miss?
>>743366998you have to win the F1 first
>>743367037Nothing much desu
real graveyard shift hours
>>743367031RIP Sam. Good call by you
>>743366635>even millenialsthat show started during peak millenial hours, friendo
>>743366678I always liked the prequels and the Clone Wars and a lot of the EU
I like the Lego games and wish we got them for even more IPsExcept Lego Horizon, that was shit.
the absence of shadows is getting to me
>Ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah!WTF kind of laugh is that?
>>743367631>Lego Horizonkek what?
>>743367845I don't know who thought this was a good idea
>wake up>she/theysee you in 2 hours
>>743368001>next run: 5 hours of pokemonnvm see you tomorrow
>>743367961>it's realgrim.
>>743367839The kind that gets down with the sickness
>>743367961Didn't this shit monumentally flop?
>>743368248Yep, complete and utter flop
>>743367961Imagine if any of the other Sony IPs got the love and fidelity that they kept giving to Horizon. This is why we call Horizon a forced brand by Sony, it just isn't that appealing. And what little big appeal it did have, it lost with Forbidden West
>>743367961>>743368248the PC release was genuinely embarrassing
Schedule page:"In the spirit of reconciliation, AusSpeedruns acknowledges the Traditional Custodians of country throughout Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We pay our respect to their elders past and present and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples today."Pozzed
>Next trick involves killing yourself
>>743369228I feel like all Aus companies are required to say that nowadays lol
>>743369374considering they have government assistance with funding, its pretty much required
>>743367961Herman Hulst, duhHe's the only guy at Sony who is still trying to make Horizon a thing
I hope one day we get a Star Trek Lego game, with an achievement for playing as Janeway and killing your Co-op partner who is playing as Tuvix
imagine choking.
>>743369230reminds me of THE Crash Bandicoot 2 run
she's killing it
I can't believe I just saw lego cleavage
>Tired of GDQ faggotry? Just come to ASM!>Open stream>Runner is a dude with she pronouns
>>743370916Was it really that bad? its not on GDQs channel
Yeah you've complained about it multiple times already, simmer down
>>743371228you are going to get some of this at literally every speedrun event. the only solution is to kill all autists
>>743371228>Tired of GDQ faggotry? Just come to ASM!nobody said this
>>743371271>runner clearly hasn't interacted with people outside of his small channel since forever>constantly makes jokes about killing yourself to save time and repeats "don't try this at home" ad nauseum and whispers onto the mic for the whole run>mood is incredibly awkward as a result>couch is trying their best to lighten the atmosphere but it doesn't work>game crashes at the very end against N. Gin and he crashes out as wellIt was magical
>>743371380>Replace faggotry with more faggotry
>>743371601that run felt like one of the turning points of gdqI don't recall any runners that were anywhere near as edgy/negative as that guy apart from minor fuck ups like this
why does he keep CHOKING?
>>743367961What do you mean, it says "Sony Interactive Entertainment" right there, of course you know who thought it'd be a good idea.
>>743372774you think he'd have a pretty good gag reflex
How's the Lego run?
>>743373817idk. it's going I guess.
>>743371601where can I watch it?
>>743374051I believe it's on Hulu and Netflix.
>>743371228If we rated this ASM so far, we'd probably see a median between green and orange, not one big red wall
>>743373316
>>743374292The only speedrun event that doesn't have any woke presence is Dogwater. ESA accepts it but it also accepts fun and chuds, which GDQ reject. As for what ASM and BSG will and won't allow, that remains to be tested
>>743374051https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rar0EZC6ao4
>>743374417Dogwater has a tranny in it though?
Is anyone making oc for this event? I always laugh at the Plums Anons draw
>>743374841sorry we actually watch the runs and dont circlejerk in the thread
>>743367961I haven't played it but apparently it doesn't even have destructible objects which is like the whole point of playing a Lego game
>>743374841This event is too dead to get any OCs
>38s away from overestimatejesus
Close one
>5 hours of pokemon nextFUUUUUUUUUUUUCKAUSSIE BROS WHAT THE FUCK
>>743367839Jason Voorhees?
>>743374827Does it? Do they have pronouns on screen? Do they give nastily woke vibes to them or do they just shoot the shit in an obviously trained voice?
>>743374841yeah here's my brand new and original OC
>>743375356I've noticed the estimates are a LOT more tight at ASM
can we please just get a single event with no pokemon autism
>>743375937Apparently not. Even ESA had that american tranny running a pokemon game, thank god for two streams. Pokemon isn't that bad if it's a short run maybe but these always drag on.
what the hell is this echoing penis music
>>743375496>>5 hours of pokemon next
>>743375496RIP thread
>people come into thread in the middle of the day usa / afternoon europe>WTF IS THIS RUN WHY WOULD THEY PUT 4 HOURS OF *game* DURING THIS TIME?>it's like 2am where the event iswhat causes this?
>>743375937It's a graveyard shift tradition!
>>743376386you really honestly believe they couldn't find a single other late night run than 5 hours of pokemon?
>>743376458>late nightanon it's 2am-6am, it's pure graveyard shift
>>743376525not what I asked
>>743376386I just don't think these 5+ hour RPG runs are entertaining enough to warrant being in a marathon unless there's a 2nd stream up. And I'm saying this as someone who likes RPGs
>>743376458probably not. we hear from the smaller event organizers all the time and they always mention struggling to find runs for the graveyard shift. you get this or a stop in the action. nobody wants to schedule a million runs in the dead of night where there's no one around to help if things get fucked
>>743371601>>743374051the crash at the end was deliberateIf you spam x during white screen while enter Cortex then it'll happen every time
the only way this can be entertaining is if they talk about how dogshit this game is the whole time
That throat snort that people do when they're "laughing" at something just to acknowledge it but not actually laugh at it FUCKING TRIGGERS ME
>>743370916>we like committing suicide
>>743375937This is the graveyard shift. Even if it's the block that I am most awake for, I would much rather it be here than anywhere elseBesides, Pokemone can be cute sometimes
snorting piggy on the couch
Fuecoco just mogs the other two so hard
>Pokemon runYou know what time it is, time to drawThe last 3 digits of your next post is the dex number of the pokemon you have to draw.>National Pokedexhttps://www.serebii.net/pokemon/nationalpokedex.shtmlLet me know if you rather do 1 drawing for each run (4) or 1 drawing for the entire event
Fuck/Marry/Kill, /v/? Which will it be?
>35mins save on performance alone from the switch 1surreal lmao
>>743377001I missed you bro. Lemme see what I can do, but I'll probably only have time for one shitty doodle this event
If 5hrs of pokemon wasn't enough the couch has a snorting fat tranny
>>743377001you drawing Bulba?
>>743377001there's 1000 of these fucking things now?
>>743376948It really does. Fire/Ghost special attacker with considerable bulk who's signature move powers it up with each use and a really good hidden ability.Meowscarada isn't bad either, it felt like they just made Greninja but grass
>>743377001lolling
>>743377001rolling
can this piece of shit STOP FUCKING SNORTING NON STOP
>>743377001bro rolled a 1
>>743377330Your snorlax asmr?
>>743377001>001holy kino>>743377054Good to see you tooFun fact: I was also the anon that shilled ASM back in 2023. It was such a pain to wake up just to bump the thread and go back to sleep during the late night hours. I'm happy to see that the threads are sustainable now.>but I'll probably only have time for one shitty doodle this eventIt's all good. I'll decide weather or not I want to draw more based on more responses.>>743377119Hell yeah
>Would you like a dono read while you go overestimate?
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/cf791656-2a96-4e41-886d-1f4bd1adc57d
Someone get the cancer patient off the couch
>>743377001if I get the gay lizard I'm not doing it
>>743377226Of course I actually get 2 Pokemon
>>743377575snorting and sounds like he is dying, gonna be a long run.
I can't tell if kenorah's pronouns are ironic
>>743378109They've never done a long run lmao.
>>743378589Despite what this board always thinks nobody ever uses pronouns ironically a speedrunning event
>>743378109109
>*uses antinouns*
>>743377001This had better not be some garbage nu-mon or I riot.
>Po-GAY-mon
>>743379236welcome to johto motherfucker
How does GDQ have 3k people watching a rerun with sub only mode, are they embedding this stream on random wiki somewhere?
>i didn't even notice the game had battle animations
>modern Pokemon games are so shite that even though Werster is at the marathon, not even his Pokemon autism can compel him to commentate thiswew lad
>>743377001rolling for something i hate
>>743377001I'm only doing the one, personally.Rolling
>>743379236Ten million hours in MS Paint>>743379406You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>743379760I think Werster doesn't even mind this game that much, but he refuses to speedrun anything after Gen 5, besides when BDSP came out and you could glitch your way to the ending
wow this looks like unadulterated dogshit
>talks normally>*completely inhuman gargling sounds and groans*>continues talking normally
>>743380546*snorts*
>>743377001penis
what did i miss since the kingdom hearts run? how's it been?
i just cant watch a fat man snorting for five hours
>>743377001rollan but will only deliver in like 7 hours
>>743380686
>>743380795Something tells me you're not a DSP fan
>come home from work>4 hours of Kingdom Hearts>come home from work >4 hours of pokemon
>>743381860The 4 hour RPG runs will continue until morale improves
is that dude wearing diabeetus socks
>>743377001rollan
That one dude is delirious, he's laughing at nothing
that's just a flamingo...
why is this game so gaythe chanting music they do like that during gym battles is so fucking gay
>>743381860Don't worry. Footy's starting in 40 minutes
>>743366359nah
>>743383610stop noticing
Seriously why is this fat fuck snorting at anything being said.It's just beyond annoying, can't even have this garbage as background noise...
>>743377256No 256: battle chicken
this game is fucking bizarre bros
>>743384484kek, very nice
>>743384972How so?Not arguing, just curious
i thought werster hunted all trannies to extinction in straya
Is weed legal in Australia..?
>>743384484lmao
>>743384484lol that's breddy gud drawing
>>743377890look how happy he is
>>743385310a lot of the designs just seem like it's trying to be different for the sake of being differentlike this guy's hair
>>743385960Fair. Pokemon's designs have fallen from its heyday.
>>743385960>when your unibrow has a unibrow
>>743385960Mustache everywhere but under the nose.
>>743385960>>743386130Sad, but wont stop people from drawing their shitty porns of the retarted "waifus"
>>743385960The girls are even worser designs, anime really affected this series in bad way
>>743386672Did u see the dlc girl of ZA game? So pedo...
>>743386672>>743386747Some of the designs actually grew on my (Iono, Rika, and Larry come to mind) but it was entirely because of fan art and not the in-game graphics
>>743377001awright, rollin', give me Lilligant you piece of shit
>>743384484Nice cock.
The way these guys talk over each other really is something.Couch and runner in different worlds
>>743374539Mmm yes, delicious cringe!
>>743388459He have a Globglogabgalab of cringe over here.
how does everyone this guy knows not kill him for snorting every 5 seconds
this kid from the magic school bus is running right now
>>743387095A few of the character and pokemon designs grew on me, but a lot of it is either using them regularly or memes, yeah.
sus
why is the fat freak wearing see-through thigh highs WTF
>>743389609Those are the knee-high nylons that 80 year old ladies wear so they can appear like they're wearing nylons under their sunday church dress kek
Real Poppy Hours
>>743389609thigh beneaths
>Claims she has a trait that makes her unable to hold back at battles>Is literally the worst champion in the franchise, not even using her pokemon properly.
>>743379919Never heard of this fella before I rolled him, but he's pretty cute. I like him.Always did like bugs.
The runs fine. I just cant tolerate the snorting. I unmute every half hour just to see if he stopped. unbearable.
>>743390723I just tuned in to see what this is about and the first thing I hear is *snort* lol
Where's the anon who does the Guitar Hero edits?? I've started collecting them like bird-watching, and there's been fuck-all the last couple of days.
>>743391043Pretty sure I saw one yesterday
>leave to go to a job interview for a pharma megacorp>come back>still fucking pokemonin other news I have one or two weeks to learn Excel, I lied my ass off about it.
>>743391296excellent
>>743391296seems like only way to make it in the real world is by lyingGood luck anon
>>743391296You got the job then? If I was able to learn Excel I'm sure you can as well.
>>743391406Absolutely. Don't ever be honest on your resume. Fake it until you make it. The interviewer's gotcha question about Excel was thankfully very basic so I was able to immediately bullshit my way through it.
>>743391296You have two weeks to learn how to get Claude to do your work for you while you watch ESA on the job
>>743391296Excel is easy peasy so long as you lock in, they just don't want someone who will lose an entire work day because they don't know what menu option is where
>tierlistsplease not again
>wake up from a terrible sleep>desperately make coffee>slump down at battlestation>tune in to asm to soothe my butthurt>fat ugly trannyim scared just how bad today can get for me if things are already this dire
>>743391296I'd unironically just ask ChatGPT to help you learn it with the "study" mode, get a month of subscription if you have to (although nowadays they ask you for an address for some fucking reason so up to you)
damn this pokemon gameplay crazy :fire emoji: :fire emoji: the WALKER :crying laughing emoji:
THAT'S ITI'M GONNA SAY ITI think the ending to S/V is genuinely good and the Protection Paradise Protocol is a cool idea for a final boss executed reasonably well. The rest of the game is exceedingly mediocre and pretty much the expected showing for Game Freak's first attempt at an "open world" Pokemon game.
>>743391043im here, just been busy with work. ill post some more before the event is over
>>743392368EHHHHHH??YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT, ANON??I find myself thinking this everytime I see an S/V run. Though the ensemble is dull, having them come together for an adventure in the way they do feels special, especially with the mystery and the stakes that unfolds. It's something future Pokemon games should emulate. Just not the journey leading up to this part.
britbongs in shambles
kind of surprised the thread survived this run. /v/ must be a lot slower than it used to be
>>743391296just ask claude
Is this emulated? The game looks a lot better than I remember it looking on Switch 1.
It does have some pretty cool music.
>>743393076Switch 2
the bike pokemon looks way too fucking stupid for me to buy this game what the fuck were they thinking making it the main pokemon
>>743393349You could have a purple one instead if that's more your speed.
>>743393349I like the box legendaries. Koraidon and Miraidon are pretty decent designs. Pokemon has had worse ones.
>>743377381
>englel got absolutely ass raped>pokemon still hasn't finished
>>743393191Neat, it's really quite a glow-up.
It's finally over!
>8.3 seconds over estimate
it's finally over(i just got here haha)
OVER ESTIMATE
>>743393669What if this, but red and a girl?
I'm back from coming home, what'd I miss?
>next run in 30 minsYou mean they cancelled the Noitu Love 2: Devolution run?
>>743393860it's because those fuckers went over estimate isn't it
>>743393860
>>743393860oh yeah where'd that go, it's not even in the schedule now
>>743393960>Back to fast-ish runsRight boys, wakey wakey>Snowboard Kids todayYou're shitting me
>>743393940It might be the tech crew being over estimate on so many runs before this.Pokemon started late too.
>>743393960I think you have to hit refresh
>>743394054These times seem way more off.I love how jank this event is.
>>743391406I wish i was this lucky. Everytime i had to do a forced job interview, even when i lie how i can't do stuff, they just say "don't worry, we will teach you". I just want to be NEET.
>>743392368The game shipping with a memory leak that's still unfixed years later is so criminal that even if the rest of the game were as good as the ending is, I still wouldn't buy it. If that were the only thing fixed, it'd still be a hard sell, but I can't even humor giving the devil his due until the literal showstopping bug gets fixed.
Tranny rights!
>>743394297Training is an additional investment in time and money. Fake it till you make it.
ASM needs more fluffwhere are the sick kids commercialsor weird ass testimonials about how speedrunning changes livesat least get your own plum for god's sake
is everyone dead
>>743394576Dis nigga don't know 'bout Mulp
>>743394687that woman in the lab coat hasn't budged since it started
>>743394687It's 7AM over there, they have to do their morning ritual of fistfighting a kangaroo to get their breakfast
>>743394749scientists have a lot of focus
>>743394770What happens when they lose?
>>743395169why would the kangaroos lose?
>>743395201kek
>Pokemon is finally over
this snowboard kids run is the same lad who did the gdq run last week?
>snowboard kidsaw yeeback when Atlus made good shit
https://github.com/cdlewis/snowboardkids2-decomphttps://github.com/cdlewis/snowboardkids2-recomp
>>743395417waiting for the uncomp
>>743395417Someone please brief this guy on emulators, his mind will be blown.
>>743395497PC port > emulator, retard.
they're behind schedule again kek
how would you solve schedule drift?
>>743395624they just wasted an hour doing nothing, it's unsolvable
>>743395624with world records.
>one of THE co-op consoles>racing each other on separate consolessoulless...
>>743395303seems like it yeah
Weeeeeeee
>>743394297Lol where are those jobs, instead of that I'm getting people who throw a 500 page code at you and say "you'll figure it out"
>>743395909Migrate whenever
>>743395624Overlap two runs.
>>743395624Create a donation incentive to turn a 100% run into any%
