Stream 1:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathonhttps://youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/liveNow: Horizon Zero DawnNext: New Super Mario Bros WiiLater: Sly 2: Band of ThievesStream 2:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2 Now: Arnie HourNext: Drill DozerLater: Mega Man 4Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/Old >>744580161
>>744587664Why did they bleach ESA?
I have migged.
Can't let you take the man's Plum, son
>>744587664>using a commissioners advertising as the opShame on you anon
MIGGIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
>>744587664Arnie Hour game list>Terminator >Terminator 2>Predator >Total Recall >The Last Action Hero
What's up ma miggers
>>744587664I like the white robe and the pointy hat.
Stream2 audience mogging us again...
>>744587759it's still a free plum
Those are some really fluid sprites.
>>744587826it's not free when YOU are the product
I missed the Mario 3 run, tried looking for the vod, there isn't any. Nice event.
>>744587872>Plum uses youh-hot
migging
>>744587872bros mad about word of mouth ads
>>744587864What was she thinking?
>>744587883Wait for a bit, it's uploaded next.
>>744587872>all plum variants running a train on me since I'm a free samplefuck no FUCK NO AHHHH HELP ME GOOSEBERT
>>744587883you can find it on twitch
>>744587864Was really hoping this would be the AI version where she pulls a dong drop into mushroom spin.
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
>>744587956>australian is a real life shitposterkino
Major Garland Miggs. I saw this thread in a dream...Also if anyone hasn't seen the ridiculous YuGiOh Arnold Mammoth clip, I recommend it.https://youtu.be/GOjNzHDtHJM
>>744587962Goosebert likes to watch
>>744587970
>>744587864plase post the ai version
Were audiences at the time shocked at the scene where the T-800 and T-1000 corner John Connor?
>>744588005I kind of miss when they didn't give a fuck with dubs
>>744588005kek what the fuck
>>744588005What the fuck lol
>>744588048Man, the McNuggies into Mushroom Spin into Dong Drop really is an underrated breakdancing combo. Thanks anon.
>>744587864>T-800vs>>744588048>T-1000
Buncha miggers
>>744588048ahhhhhhh
>>744588005Kaiba is this real?
It feels like at this point, ESA has fully recovered from the great exodus of 2024 and have made a comeback. At least in terms of event quality and general crowd atmosphere.I think it would have happened at ESA Winter 2026 if it wasnt for the great ESA plague.
>>744588063Maybe more popular shows could've had serious dubs and DGAF dubs. Unrealistic but I miss the simpler, stupider times
>>744587864Is she having a fit?
>>744588048I don't know why the megadong spinning shroom makes me laugh so much every time
>>744587737>josh will never attend esa again since eben is holding gtam over his head as black mailfeels bad man
>>744588195it's kinda messed up for ESA to get their stuff together and have some people still cancel them. it's like you can never atone for mistakes of the pastI get it if direct victims don't wanna go back, but if you're a seventh party then why
>>744588048i love you
>>744588190It absolutely is. Would you like some pancakes?
>>744588195>>744588304wonder how long all the fags that left because of the "controversy" will come back.
>>744588195It culled all the grandstanding egomaniacs which is great.
>ELEVATORS: THE GAME
>>744588304IIRC Argick was like "I will wait and see if they improve before deciding if I will return or not"They improve, and yet he's nowhere to be seen.I think he can keep up commentary with Sanicruns, but I don't miss him as a host.Hoping some of the other guys come back after seeing this ESA though.
wtf was that mario coin sound
>>744588519It sounded purple
>>744588195What happened? Some sexual harrassment accusation like always?
>>744588425Has Plum always been purple?
>>744588198Just provide the Japanese audio and accurate subs for the weenies who actually care about the true Ghost Stories experience
>>744588591it's the mengele effect
I don't think this steelworks factory is up to OSHA regulation
>>744588591She used to be blue until I... you know...
>>744588564short story: yeslong story: no, the complaint was more about how the thing was handled
>JC Denton punches an ayy lmao into lava
>>744587796
Little fun fact about NES Last Action HeroI've read somewhere that Arnie himself went to the game's devs and heavilly pushed for the game not to have any fire weapons in it
>>744588591
>>744588306still waiting for your "no homo"
>>744588821Woah..
>>744588834h*ndholding speedrun
>>744588425Some of them already have, Eris etc. I think those weren't intending to fully leave they were just waiting for it to blow over.Argick and his crew won't come back because now they're in with GDQ and in with a good position too.The rest, the BSG and NSG crew will come crawling back because those events have not ended up being the ESA killers that they thought they were.
>>744588834>>744589089i'm a certified priest. you two are now husband and wife
>>744588821Ah sheit Plum we was waitin for your ass
>>744589151THANK YOU FATHER
That's one big kinoplex
>>744589151According to ke
>>744589167>PlumIt's Pear, playa
That wasn't an hour....
>>744589130>that thing on the safety teamI don't feel safe at all.
>>744587864Ironically she was the 1 rated in the world when she did this
>>744588514I believe this is because he's got himself a nice cushy GDQ position now. Same with UKSG in general, its now a GDQ affiliate.
>>744589235Dem magic bitch look all the same
fuck I missed Arnie hour
>>744589130Let me guess, she's part of the bathroom partrol?
FUCK YOUR FREEDOMS
Rate Arnie Hour
I read Lactation hero
>>744589273and nothing of value was lost
>>744589350B
>>744589350SSS
RATE THE ARNIE HOUR!DO IT NAU!
>>744587664whos that cutie
>>744589350A
>>744589350>>744589373A rnold
>>744589254The team also has a she/it's which is just a dude.
>>744589350A+Speed running NES games it's always nice
>>744589350>>744589373S
>>744589273Pic related. They're basically under the GDQ banner now and GDQ hosts UKSG on their channel and stuff now. I think they're trying to make UKSG the ESA killer.
>>744589350A+, comfy and funny, good couch
>>744589350A for Arnie
>>744589379that's your mom
>>744589350>>744589373B
>>744589350C
>>744589350A for ArnoldA for AustriaA for Autism
>>744589350>>744589373A rnie
>>744589350>>744589373S it's fucking Arnie
>>744589350Afelt very oldschool gdq, old NES games, light goofing around, no obnoxious donation readers
>>744589373A
PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! NAUW!
anyone know what drill dozer is like
>>744589350>>744589373A for arnie
>>744589379
>>744589361Its what I was saying earlier, the great exodus was ultimately a net benefit as it got rid of all of ESA's annoying runners and now GDQ has to deal with them. They ran at SGDQ and were as annoying and loud and attention whorey as ever.Glad to see Tim is doing ok though and showing signs of life.
>>744589350S for Skynet.
>>744589379it was from a better time...this is her now
HOPLEGS NOW!!
>>744589474I emulated it once.Played like 2 levels and never touched it again. It wasn't even boring or anything, I just got side tracked and forgot it existed.
When's Van Damme hour
we don't like horizon here right
>>744589350A for Arnold
PLEASE PETE KILL ME YOU RETARDED CATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>744589580It's not very good, as someone who's played it
>>744589421They sold their soul to the devil in petty revenge against ESA.
Warning you guys now, this Drill Dozer run has a woman on the couch
>>744589721The eternal anglo once again sides with trannies against EVROPA
>>744589740>womanDoes he know?
>>744589740Egads!
Horizon runner is now getting crowd members!
>>744589685Kill me, Pete.
>>744589740damn
>>744589740
>>744589373>>744589350Auuuugh
>>744589721aaaand dropped
>>744589740I just plummed everywhere reading that spoiler
>>744589740>woman
>>744589685Kill me, Pete
>>744589721Brexit really fucked them over so bad.
>>744589421What is this creature
>>744589721the troon speedrunning cartel is unstoppable
>>744589721>Anglos are filthy backstabbersFirst time?
>>744589952Jelly cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-5Yte5uLxsdefend THIS
Is there a youtube link for stream2?
>A two (2) hour SpaceLozzy run on the scheduleahhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>744589721The annoying thing about this drama feud is that it won't go away. People like UKSG have nothing else to go for except power struggles in places where such don't belong. No matter how much they lose and ESA win, no matter how miserable they get, we are stuck with them
>>744589474
>drill Dozer was made by game freak Oh cool, this run might be fun then
>>744589994he or she has some godforsaken syndrome. everyone with it looks kinda like this. don't remember what it's called, but it is hereditary. if one of your kids looks like this, then you should stop trying
>>744589350A i guessKind of wanted to give it a B for Barnie for not hitting under one hour and being absolutely SHIT at timing going under the moving ball in predator, but guess it did manage to pull my attention for the entire run.
>>744589474Played it earlier this year, it was pretty mediocre. Basic sidescroller platforming game with a drill mechanic on L and R to break walls/attack/dash through vents. Can't recall any of the music
>>744590097Alright LORETTA! *raises pickaxe*
Stream 2 is the official WMAF stream
ayyyy lmao
>>744589721They also had a pride flag in the on screen in the sponsor section for some reason.What does it have to do with the charity? Nothing. But it lets them virtue signal hard.UKSG is fucked.
>>744589130People are starting to NOTICE that for all the bitter shitting that UKSG does to ESA about "safety" and the Lovare incident, they sure do like to employ the exact same head of safety. Pretty weird huh? If the ESA safety is so bad... why employ the same guy?
I'd drilldoze erif you decipher my cipher
megamind jumpscare
*sees you
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOGA
That girl looks weird as fuck but kinda hot
Why does she look so nervous? Is she being held by gunpoint?
Chun Li lookin' ass
TWO HOURS?!?
JESAS WHAT A QT
is that real women???
Am I going crazy or are there way more americans at this event than previous ones?
wtf I love america now
>>744590443yes yes two hours good price suki suki
Drill Dozer is such a good game, recommend all my fellow anons check it out (also PULSE MAN on the Genesis/MegaDrive)
Bloke > Bug
america redeemed
Why does he have a bulge on his forehead?
Imagine the sloppy blowjobs
Bro should probably just shave it off at this point, his face is fairly handsome otherwise>>744590402>>744590403she's cute but only if she has a good personality
my yellow (chocolate) fever is kicking in
>>744590393that's what made me stop watching them.
Anyone going to check out that new game gamefreak is releasing tomorrow?I wonder if it's actually going to be good, since they were let loose from their pokemon ball and chain for once. The contrast from the trailer compared to anything pokemon related looked pretty fucking stark.
Never heard of this game but reminds me of Summon Night
>>744588302>eben is holding gtam over his head as black mailqrd? what happened? they're friends
>>744590515they are both visitors from a place far away
>>744590559shes incredibly mid without the make up though come on
>>744590548let him enjoy his hair while he still can
>>744590402>>744590403what a 5head
do you think they are a pair?
>some women out there got off using the GBA rumble pack
>>744589350>>744589373S for Schwarzenegger
>>744587737>>744588302Is he not on schedule for speedrun shit?
>>744590641Which one Anon?
>>744590462after the Ukraine war and the hormouz debacle only Americans can afford to attend these events. We Euros are stuck at home
>>744590585They don't have a good track record. it'll also have a lot of disingenuous discussion on /v/ cause it's gamefreak
>>744589421>>744590393Tried to watch UKSG recently, coulnd't last even one minute, this event's done for good. Last I've seen BSG (missed last week) it was still okay, but there were rumours in these threads that there are also forces who'd love to push it into GDQ direction, its just that they can still keep them in check.
>>744590690
>>744590690I love big girl foreheads
>>744590739oof yeah bsg was okay, a bit boring
is the guy in stream 2 the legendary headbanga?
>>744590585If you have a preferred review source or an individual that has similar tastes, I'd see what they say. Much of the game was outsourced, it still has a fair amount of jank in the preview videos I've seen. I don't personally think it'll be good.
It look like she's about to fall asleep.
>*wipes brow*Yellow fever bros... she's good...
he's going second gear...
>>744590597>>744590683He hasn't done an ESA since eben came out with his "horror" story about being the scheduler. He's doing his first GDQ event in a couple weeks.
Look at this fucking lineup
>>744590898megamind or unicorn you decide
>>744590769
>>744590739It never used to be like that btw. The pronouns and flag unironically started appearing the exact second they became GDQ affiliate.BSG also has a lot of bitter ex-ESA people so I wouldnt be surprised if they team with GDQ too because GDQ wants that grip on the Euro speedrun scene.
>>744590898hey its the command and conquer runner
i know your in this thread right now, irishman. describe her ass
>>744590898Original power rangers if they European
>>744590898What is the group's name?
>>744590981Dude has been at lots of stream 2 runs
>>744590960I really hope ESA ignores all of them and keeps doing their own thing. Its the only marathon i really like still.
>>744590898why is the indian dude doing the its over face?
>>744591038Code Lyoko
This is so comfy. Here i am with a hangover to end all hangovers, feeling like suicide would be an easier option than to handle this, and esa is on to make things somewhat better. After gdqs fake enthusiasm i’ll take a chill ass gba game run for two hours any day of the week.
>>744590898
>Game that has the game itself rumble mechanic>Game that recognized whether it was daytime or night time outside as you played it (Boktai)Man, GBA was peak of immersive game development era.
>>744591000To an Irishman, any ass would be a big one
>>744590981>>744591045always cool seeing other runners hanging out. i always thought it was kinda faggy when someone is asked what their favorite run or something was and the person just brags about not having seen any of the other runs at all.
>>744591113Are you the guy that got rum delivered?
>>744591107KEKW
Are troons still ruining this event?
>>744591146WarioWare Twisted also had a gyroscope+rumblepack in the cartridge, another Top 5 game for the GBA. Probably the best WarioWare
>>744591161Nah i just drank for two days straight
>>744589273UKSG, BSG and NSG are all part of the same umbrella and all signed away their souls to GDQ. Argick and Tinytim just have more pull with UKSG to make it so gay
>>744590651>matching names>Known to stream frequently together>Travelled across the pond together for a niche event>A child togetherBrother and sister obviously
>>744591221
>>744591250based
>>744590815>>744590739I think a lot of these spin off euro events like BSG, NSG etc. have all kind of realized that they're not gonna grow or get anywhere so they people there are either returning to ESA, or heading to GDQ.
MOTHER LOVE ME LONG TIME LONG TIMESUCKY SUCKY FUCKY FUCKY WONTONHONG KONG HONG KONG WONTON HONG KONG WONTONONE TIME ONE TIME WONTON LOVE ME LONG TIMEFEED ON MY LONG SCHLONG GO BACK TO HONG KONG GONGI'LL SEND YOU BACK TO HONG KONG PAIR A WONTON WONTON
>>744591301mainly maeve more like manly maeve lol
>>744591319jeez those teeth
>>744590393And this only appeared once they affiliated with GDQ and GDQ agreed to promote them. They were probably told to do it. "GET THAT FLAG ON THE SCREEN NOW, OR NO DEAL."
>>744591072This. I'm far from saying I like everything they do, but at least they are not shoving their agenda down my throat every 60 seconds. So I'm far more willing to forgive them their occasional fuckups.
>>744591319dios mios
>>744588304Honestly a lot of people didn't actually care they were just annoyed at how Edenal ran things and they saw and out, and they took it. There was already some behind the scenes dissent.
>>744591283Wait a minute>Blue-themed names>From some place far away>Those headsCould it be…!?
>>744591160or when they name runs but never elaborate on why they were good because they didn't actually watch themI am just talking about GDQ staff during yap segments
>>744591365Americans bare their fangs as a way to impose dominance
>>744591319What kind of phenotype is this
>>744590858Ben used to be cool, but watching him play GTA mods, I realised he's such a fucking whiny little cunt and pretty fucking bad at games.
>>744591475Same with Josh, incredibly whiny woe is me on his streams because he's forever locked down as being the GTA SA guy
>>744591389>but at least they are not shoving their agenda down my throat every 60 secondsyessss. i dont wanna hear left wing or right wing politics when i am watching speedruns.
>>744591469American.
>>744591456
Post high grade industrial drills
>>744591469female
>Drill Dozer any% is 2h longwhat the fuck
>>744591365Klopp would be proudShe could be the new Trivago girl now that Klopp is busy training Germany NT
>>744591072Even ASM is fucked now.. even more after the Werster controversy. Oh well, it had a good two year run or however long we were watching that.
>>744590981Sup anon, hope you're enjoying the run tooGonna toast to (You) in twenty seconds
>>744587864why did she do it
>>744591580it's not exactly a fast moving game
>>744591475cmon now, he can play THUG/2/AW fine
>>744591580this is why unions are terriblemy disposable slave labor would have that rig drilled the fuck up in 40 mins, their corpses don't affect oil quality either
>>744591546
>cute girl on stream>thread picks up steam
>>744591613i love htat nigga
>>744591613ASM is trying to keep a neutral ground between ESA and GDQ, though GDQ keep trying to creep into managements DMs
so do you think he tried to make an awkward move on her and she very clearly made it known she was NOT interested?
>>744591613based
hes been trying to do this for hours i feel like
>>744591613>even more after the Werster controversyBut nothing happened (in regards to it's relation to ASM)
When is this fucking Horizon run ending? He's been playing for like 15 minutes after time.
>>744591701ahh my bootiful wife haha i kiss for she
The final boss of Horizon Zero Down is a fucking Metal Gear?! kek
>>744591760Yeah but Wester was the only runner that got actual views for the event.
>>744591743What move? Like a knight chess move trying to take over her spot and remove her from the board?
>>744591743Nowadays I don't think at all.
this horizon runner is flopping so hard.
>>744591613XB3 might be my third favorite of the four but I gotta appreciate just how much this guy loves the game
>>744591812man you schizos sure love making up bullshit
>>744591934You just made him cry!
FINALLYrate horizon, goddamn
if you take a screenshot, you can just ctrl+v in the reply window btw. i learned that just now by accident
>>744591775He should be humiliated for many reasons
>>744591812LiquidWifi gets almost double the amount of viewers an average Werster stream does and there are are probably a few more that pull a decent amount to ASM.Not sure why I'm continuing to engage with you
>>744591979D finally its over
>>744591979D for a HIND D(inosaur)
>>744591979S
>>744591979F. That was boring.
>>744591979K
>>744591979D
>>744591979F
>>744591979C, boring game to watch but runner did his best
>>744591979D for didn't watch because Horizon suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks
>>744591979ZZZ couldn’t even do the donation incentive
>>744591895>someone saved the shitty drawing I madeI'm hapi
>>744591986You can also still rename the filename like that too for whatever reason.In Firefox if you use ctrl + shift + S you get a screenshot tool that can select elements on the page, and drag to resize it.No idea about other browsers.
>>744591979C, runner did fine but bad choice of a game
Any good runs ongoing or should I continue Factorio?
>>744592137she cute
>>744592170Stream 2 is chill yes.
>>744591979C*Niyaniya.jpg*
I understood that reference
I can't tell if it's a boob-window or a tan sewn-on heart
Is this achievable natty?
she reminds me of that white guy and asian girl ordering secret chinese food menu items
>>744591979C
>hypnoshark is up next
>>744591979B for Big dude
>>744592335Already tuned in to save a spot because it's going to be packed
>>744592258only if you have murrica blood
>>744592258How can both him and rebeldragon be in the same hotel without it collapsing
>>744592258Does processed food count as natty?
>>744592258hes so wide thats insaneill take rebelragon over him any day
>>744592410rebel spins in the opposite direction
>>744591146Uma...
>>744592258yeah just go on the pizza and beer diet.
>>744592258World's Biggest Horizon fan
game freak huh? what are they doing recently>picrelhuh
>Fatal Frame 2>:O>[2026]>:/
>>744592512and the smallest at the same time
>>744588048>>744587864The woman who single-handedly destroyed Australia
how does anyone watch this shit on twitch. there is a 20 second ad every 5 minutes.
>>744592497That's pretty much my diet but I don't look like that
>Boktai in the middle of the nightIf Kojima were alive he'd be crying
>>744592494Black mage..
THIS GAME IS SO LEWDSHE DRILLED HER HOLE ON A CHARITY STREAM
>>744592591It's not going to be night in the US tho?
>>744592674Gamefreak is so based honestly
>>744592674Character's name is Jill for a reason
you do realize I can play csgosurf free right
>>744592574havent seen a single ad
I'VE GOT TO BE FASTER
>take a look at hellsprint>6.66€i fucking knew it! the devil makes these video games!
IVE GOT TO… BE FASTER
These vocals make me want to give myself a concussion so I forget this entirelyKill me
Doesn't even hold a candle to Frame Perfect, pathethic
When did everyone just settle on calling it pokeymon instead of the correct pronunciation?
>>744592587You're not eating enough.
>>744592790Hold a candle to this *farts violently*You right though
>>744592840pokeurmom
fuck yes it's hypnoshark and mini me hypnoshark
FACE OF ESA
these guys share a bed right?
holy shit i'm seeing double!FOUR hypnosharks!
>>744592258it's the average /v/ form
>>744592840You have to pronounceit like " WE GOT POKEYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!" as loud as humanely possible
>Upskirt sceneHOLY SHIT BANNED KEK
whoa twins
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
I am seeing double here.... four hypnosharks.
any Hypnoshark dick riders in /v/ chat?
>>744592609Good to see you again, hope all is well
whomst
The left guy kinda reminds me of the 35-year-old male model who looks 17
>>744593010>>744593087>tfw when have a lazy eye and actually see four hypnosharks
>>744593159they grow hypnoshark clone in the favelas
>>744593159I'm starting to thinjk that model isnt actually 35 He looks TOO young
>>744591979F for fuck it don't come back with it
>>744591979F for first godless run.I don't hate the runner, just the game
MOOOODS, he's playing with himself on stream!
>>744592258ss+gomad
Amazing
I'm gonna be honest, I don't like the modern 2d marios
>immediately loses the propeller
just got home, what stream are >we watching?
>>744591613Isn't ASM legally mandated by the aussie government to suck off abbos though? can't really blame them for that.
>>744593403stream 1 for our boy hypnoshark
Don't talk to me or my zoomzoom ever again
mirin' hypnos arms
>>744593389I'd like them more if not for the music.
>>744593136You too mate, all's pretty good this summer!
>>744591743looks aren't everything
the chinese pokemon guy is here, i hope he has a run
>>744593141That, anon, is Anne Hathherway
>>744593449And his sidekick, sharklad
>>744593403They're both goated, flip a coin if you can't decide
>>744593418We are if we want to keep getting the government grant, but I have a feeling they mean Kenorah coming out as a she/they tranny
>Speedrunning a tank control inventory adventure game
>>744593510rubentus!
>>744593449*hypnoshart>>744593532*shartlad
>>744593574hell yeah
>>744593478All your screenshots have early episode filenames, which leads me to believe you just watch one new episode every marathon to get screenshots from.
>>744591469SEAmonkey
>>744593612
>>744593558Escape from Monkey Island's artstyle kind of reminds me of Tomba
>>744593612Back off, buddy
>>744593663is this a boy?
Was the monitor always in 40% of the runner cam>>744593586Hypnoshark & Sharkboy
KINO BOYSSSS
>>744591743I've watched enough of these events to think they're likely a couple that met on Discord. All the best to them if that's true
>>744593612an avatarfag being a piece of shit? no way!
>>744593389Mario Wonder was better than the NSMB series but still overrated. Just olay Mario Maker or contacts instead tbdesu
>>744593612if only anon could harness his superpowers for good instead of evil
>>744593669Guybrush the Mighty
>>744593612uh-oh...
Are these guys incestuous gay twins?
>>744593798There's nothing wrong with two dudes being bros
>>744591701WHERE IS THIS SLUT
NSMB Wii was the only NSMB I've played. Pretty fun co-op, but also forgettable.
>>744593798Good and evil twins that have joined forces.
>>744593841she getting punjab piped right now haha
That shark has done such a good job raising those boys
>>744593542oh I don't know who that is. But as we all know trooning out is common in speedrunning.
surprised gamefreak made a game with this much sovl
>>744593915speedrunning episode when
>>744593917the effeminate chubby guy on the couch who was also the staff guy in charge of getting sponsors
don't talk to me or my son ever again
>>744593938Game Freak still had some soul in the GBA era.
Man I wanna play this game but wanna play it with rumble
the hell are they doing under the table?
>>744593938the problem with pokemon games is not game freak, it's the pokemon company
>>744594135you know
>>744593493>even ecker got a GF
>>744593663don't listen to them anon. you have a beautiful soul
>>744593558I don't expect it to be a good speedgame, but I'm looking forward to it regardless. I was disappointed by the 3D artstyle when it came out, since Curse of Monkey Island set the bar pretty high.There was a website where different anons would stream games for other anons, all on the same website/channel, before streaming was widely spread. The only game I caught and watched from start to finish was Escape from Monkey Island, by some entertaining lad and I have had a strange nostalgia for the game ever since.
>>744594138yep. just look at their leaked spending. they spent more on a 30 second super bowl ad than any of their last few games. they dont give a shit because its merch that makes all the money
>>744594174Why does he want him so bad? Do they goon together or something
who here remembers the nerd looking tomb raider runner with the giga chad looking boyfriendim jelly
>>744594251you can't control what you lust for.
>>744593493escort btw
why does Roy Koopa have so much swag
>>744594214>There was a website where different anons would stream games for other anons, all on the same website/channel, before streaming was widely spread.There were a few of these, I used to be a regular streamer on one myself, I miss those days, way more of a community than twitch.
What happened to her?
This is great
KEEEEEEEK, TROLLED
I wonder how Beast of Reincarnation is going to turn out. Comes out in a few days
>>744593493NOOOOOO BUT HE'S IS FAT AND I HAVE CORRECT BMI IT SHOULD OF BEEN ME!
Rate NSMBWII
based time keeper
>>744594446she got an OF
These guys can't even approach a tenth of the sheer charisma the super Mario sunshine zoomers had
>>744594492does that mean she stopped running and stopped appearing at events? I liked her
>744594475Faggot.
>>744594517it's called aura now, unc
>>744594473You sound fat and genitally mutilated at birth. Subhuman combo.
>>744594572yes
>>744594591you're still called an incel, so it evens out
>>744594674I hate OF. Is she living of that now?
This backdrop it not what I associate Malmø with
>>744594492>>744594717Name? For me, I need to masturbate furiously.
>>744594758David Davidson
>>744594441Nice. Since it's been 10+ years, I don't remember which one it was. Only that there was a schedule where different anons had timeslots to stream games, which was a nice idea.Now that I think of it, I also watched the first Harry Potter game for PC on that site, which was comfy as fuck.
>>744594758https://simpcity.cr/threads/sayvi-twitch-onlyfans.117066/https://onlyfans.com/itsjusterika
>>744594758its bad anon, really bad.
>>744594848I will think of you as I cum.
>>744594964I read her discussion thread and they say she moved to China.
>>744594846Yeah, we'd have an embedded stream with a Chatango chat embed for everyone to shitpost in as they watched the streamer. Sadly a lot of drama fractured the communities and then discord was the final nail in the coffin. Some still exist but they're just the same circle of friends and lack the comfiness they used to have.
HAIPE
>hypnoshark with the st George flagbased
>>744595154a real fackin patriot
>the drizzleHUH?WHO is he
Are they looksmatched?
>>744594846Early on it was ustream and justin.tv. I think both tended to ban game streams so people just made throwaway accounts. Chatango was a popular sidecar. People sometimes used synchtube (cytube now) instead. I don't remember there being one large monolitic gateway where most anons would stream, though.
>>744595154george = jorjgorge = gorjwhat the fuck is this shit
Just got here. Any Chlods this event?
>>744595525shes been doing interviews after runs sometimes.
>>744595525just finished fucking her, she'll be on screen in 5 mins
>>744595525She was being a slut during the concert on the 1st day but after that not really
>>744595409>I don't remember there being one large monolitic gateway where most anons would stream, though.Omnistream was a site that acted like a webring for all the varied little stream sites. I was part of The Final Vidya, which then became Nukes Bomb Shelter before it died. Other sites I knew, were The Vidya Network, The Final Vidya and It'z Showtime
>putting a kid in jailwild game
>>744595662kid bowser deserves it though
The old man in the truck's mustache makes him look like he's doing the crying face emoji.Truly this game was ahead of its time. Bravo Game Freak, you scamps.
>>744595662She's so powerful she broke out with a remote controlled suit. Imagine if she ever went evil
>>744595525In an interview I think she said she signed up for a multi person run, can't remember what it was.
>>744595783probably pic related
>3 hour nier run tonightcomfy
>>744595881based
>>744595860That or the Flash Game Gauntlet. Wouldn't be surprised if she's in both though.
>only 26 more runs until the dragon
>straight white guy conventionBased hypnochud
>>744595881Looks a representation of the demographic groups of colonial singapore
enjoying these mad lads
>>744595998Jonathan Irvings and PepsiCo send their regards
>>744595991Far too many
>>744595991
>>744596136where did argick go anyway
>>744595881>the racist chud speedrun even has 100x more inclusion, representation and people from all different backgrounds>the "inclusive" speedrun event is mostly white males and they even have a separate speedrun event for women and black peopleCurious
Is Mario a midget?
>>744596225to hell (figuratively)
>>744596225to the irn bru mines.
>>744596225I heard he's currently at the Glasgow furcon wearing his finest Sonic suit
>>744596259Indeed
>>744596225searching for the loch ness monster
He lost the fucking propeller!
>>744596306Fingers don't do that.
>>744596336I bet it smells nasty good
>>744596232really makes ya fink
>>744596225Wasn't he at gdq in january?
where racoon
RESET
These lads are mad
>>744596232americans have segregation built into the very foundation of their souls
>>744596557he was there a month ago
that joke would get you banned from gdq
>>744595729he is uohing
what's the difference?
>>744595601went back and watched it lol
Why is ESA so much better than GDQ? What caused this divergence?
>>744596826are you american? your state flag vs the usa flag
>>744596827My wife is perfect...
>>744596853It's an event with a charity rather than a charity with an event
>>744596557he was at gdq in july
>>744596827I bet she got all sweaty after jumping around like that
If hypnoshark has 100 fans, I'm one of themIf hypnoshark has 1 fan, that fan is meIf hypnoshark has no fans, I am deadIf the world is against hypnoshark, I am against the world.
>>744596826One of them hates the Scots
>>744596827bonus hypeman webm
>>744596827Look at 'er fuckin' go. Best time is now. She gets chlodier every year
>>744596853>so much betterWe haven't reached the French runner godless hours, instead we have been treated to fluent English runners so far.
>>744596853european but not anglo because anglo countries are just breeding grounds for troons apparently
>>744596894frame perfect even
>>744596853because they like the speedrun part of the charity event instead of the other way around.
>>744596884no i'm argentine...
>>744596894>my wifefirst, you will have to get through this guy
>>744597013One would be the Argentina flag. The other Uruguay. Get it now?
>blooJeioh i get it now...for the whole run i thought it was some chink name...
>>744596853Runners are allowed to have fun.
>>744596593We killed him. The Sly community collapsed in a fit of envy after last winter's world record
>>744596968Oh hey, it's Hector
>>744597068its over...
>>744597102ESA should pick up Bonesaw and have him play Jak & Daxter every event
>>744597102>He did it again this event too
>>744596827Needs a little extra effort... but...
>>744597013imagine every part in your country had it's own flag. (maybe they even do). they still have the argentinian flag also
>>744596884Yeah but gdq doesn't use state flags so why tf are we not just using country flags for the United Kingdom.
>>744597165is he still around?
>>744597207people are allowed to use made up pronouns, but this is where you draw the line?
>>744597219No idea, I just rewatch the run every now and then and reminisce
>>744596884for Americans it's usually split among country flag vs state flag vs sexuality flag
>>744597068that is literally my body and outfit if anyone was wondering what I look like
>>744597139Dumb honse
>>744597197Man, Argentina is kinda big
>>744597308when you think about it countries are made up too
hypnochoke
>>744596853Much more laidback. People feel way more genuine than GDQ where everybody feels phoney as fuck.>>744597219He made a game. No idea if good or not.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9fcdCTLTYU
>>744596968Who is that guy? I see him every year but I don't remember him running anything.
>>744597405Triple T is such a fucking menace, each day it gets harder to defend his actions but you keep doing it because you know he has it in himself to become a better person
What are we watching?
I didn't watch this year's SGDQ. What did I miss? Post the chart.
>>744596853GDQ is about gay theater kid skits and troons rights. ESA is about speedrunning
>>744597414that's why we say we're going transatlantic when we visit the usa
>>744597486mario
>>744597414That's great and all but stay in your own imaginary made up country.
>>744597520Among the worst.Diabolically bad.
>>744596853Just by watching this run you can feel the difference. They're not afraid to talk shit to each other instead of throwing their hands up and going WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED! I feel like I'm watching friends sharing a hobby instead of 2020-era twitter acolytes foisting their social religion on me.None of pic related either.
>>744597479He's just there to spread hype in the audienceHe even tried to spread hype during... The Incident
>>744597520Not much it was all pretty much garbage. Lower viewership than ever too
>>744597520unironically unwatchable garbage. Not even good to hate watch.
How has ESA been? I only tuned in today and it seems pretty fun. Wish I had more time to watch.
>>744597486Drill Dozer>>744597520So bad I couldn't even watch it. Just boring
>>744597609CELINA! CELINA! CELINA!!!
Bake the new thread
Girl on stream 2 has such cute reactions to the game>>744597631I enjoyed Dogwater and ASM but this is the most fun I've had with a speedrun event this summer.
>>744597631Kinda crazy how much green and teal we've gotten only two days in
>What a cute, comedic game. Uoooohhhh!>One of my favorite comments in a marathon.Yeah I know what you are
>>744597631decent to good with a proper amount of cringe
>>744597520it was the worst GDQ ever, scent was barely on screen
>>744597520despair, hopelesness, disasters and trans right. Didnt watch, only followed the threads for some time
RATE DRILL DOZER
>>744597520There's literally nothing worth going back for, every game was trash and even if the game was not dogshit the announcer ruined it with cringe donations messages constantly
>>744597749it took me a second to realize what that donator's name was
Rate Drill Dozer
>>744597589That palestine segment was the final straw for me
>>744597783C cups
>>744597783A first run to convince me to pick up the game
>>744597783AFun game, fun run
>>744597783A
>>744597758Rasputin-looking motherfucker
>>744597783>>744597831S was comfy and fun and the uoooooh donation
>>744597831>>744597783D idn't watch
>>744597783>>744597831A
>>744597783>>744597831A just a great run. Good commentary and gameplay.
>>744597831B
This dudes are Merry and Pipin high on indica
>>744597783A. Fun run
do they still only have stream 1 for youtubechads?
>>744590402>>744590403coke lyoko lookin' ass
>>744597783S tier run
>>744597869clip it
>>744597831A+Good! Wish Game Freak made games that good anymore.
>>744597783>>744597831SLove my drill, love my dozer.
>>744597946sadly yes
>>744597783>>744597831AVery cute, funny, and speedrunny
its a bit dark but she a HEADBANGA
>>744596853No Americans
>unironically...is he?
What is he boofing?
>>744597783anon we're watching stream 1
>>744597631They deliver exactly what it says on the tin can. Haven't seen a run that was truly HOYP so far, it's just that GDQ is so dogshit that it makes looks better than it is by comparison.
wait 1000 dollars is a lot to you euros?
Ay caramba!
>>744597783A+ for Add to Smash 6 as a playable character
>>744597831S
>>744598092Americans swept the competition earlier today THOUGH.
>>744598139That almost buys a liter of petrol
yeah megaman lets go
>>744598139That's high coming from the country where the people can't afford rent, gas or groceries.
>>744598139It's more equivalent to a month's salary for them, as opposed to a day's.
>>744598139europeans pay 50% of their salary in taxes
>>744597783>>744597831S, even though I missed most of it because of NSMBW
>>744598275Americucks pay almost as much
>>744598251they're all still dying from obesity related ailments so i don't know how true that is. they can't afford their usual excess of food and jordans maybe
>>744598139Yes, we are very poor. That's why ESA doesn't earn 2 million dollars every marathon.
looks like Hypnoson deleted his speedrun dot com account after he got canceled. I wanted to see his times :(
>>744598335what. i thought you guys hated paying texas?
>>744598379We do.
>>744598343>after he got canceled????Is ESA the gathering of canceled runners?
>>744598405well, stop it then
>>744598335depends entirely on the state
ALright bros what stream are we on
>>744598541Stream III
>>7445985412
>>744598541You pick one and we'll follow
>>744598541The good one
>>744598409>anonymous accuses him of sexual harassment right before his ESA winter run>zero evidence>gets bannedHe likely did nothing. At least he's not hiding & depressed
>>744598541the one with more fat tits
>You brightened a tough time in my life>Audience laughsKino
Ayo where da new thread at
>>744598532Not my fault voting doesn't matter.
>"you've brightened a tough time in my life">crowd starts laughinghuh?`
TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR MAKES ME :O
>>744597970nigga wtf is that the robot from deep rock?
>>744598336Only because they can't afford ozempic.
>>744598541both
>>744598673Rate this post.
>>744598719Is Hades going to last 13 hours?
>>744598673FBI, GET HIM!
>>744598734I rate your momma. She gets an F for being FAT
>>744598541I stay on stream two because I can't stand the fucking interviewslop between runs one stream one.
Well im in stream 1 with the gay twinks or whatever
>>744598719
>>744598734SSS+++An example to follow
>>744598767>EST 01:15:00anon...stream 2 ends aftewards
I like Goosebert
>>744598767no, it's the last run of the day, stream2 is not up 24 hours
>>744598686the fuck is that
>>744598686In the rhythm of the Super Smash Bros audience cheering on a character: Tung Tung Tung Sahur!
>>744598701indeed
>>744598836Reminder that these threads are compromised by Big Gooseberthttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/goosebert/deleted/deleted/
Did the Polish guy redeem himself?
i have no thread and i must mig
>>744598836No.
God i missed esa, a shame that i have to do shit the entire week and won’t be able to watch 24/7 :(
>>744598912lmao
>>744598836Why must you turn this into a thread of lies?
>>744598936no he choked pretty hard
Am I gay for really liking hypnoshark?
>>744598941Curse of the wageAt least most good runs have been the ones later in the day so far
>>744598940what's with these joyless cunts
>>744598992Yes
We’re all going to fucking die in this thread
holy autism mashing
>>744598936No, but he has 3 more runs this ESA.
THE THREAD IS FALLING OFF THE BOARD! BAKE THE NEW THREAD!
>>744598986Based.
>>744599061And that's a good thing
Why do they keep saying 'unironically'
N-need to m-mig
>>744599038I figured as much.
>>744599103
>germans
Can't believe this was the last ever ESA thread, I didn't even cherish it
>>744598858the only relevant cultural export from SEAThey need to stay in their containment shithole
>>744599210>>744599210>>744599210
>saying all this shit when the run before them was hours of a guy playing in an empty room
>>744599136one of those cunts isn't german. don't know which THOUGH
>>744598940Whatever happened to metako
>>744598940Metako LOST
>>744599317Betrayed ESADid some run at the last day of BSG while ESA was starting.
>>744599317got into it with Edenal and left
T-t-teeth mash?
>>744599317he's still bald
