Stream 1:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathonhttps://youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/liveNow: Mario Kart 8 DeluxeNext: RochardLater: Enthusia: Professional RacingStream 2:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2Now : Snorechad Simulator 2026Next : Snorechad Simulator 2026Later: Pokemon PlatinumSchedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>744836397
I can't believe we got a headbanga donation read
when was headbanga donation I missed it and I'm trying to clip it
IM A HEADBANGA
>>744855884Timestamp
>>744855884it got mentioned in the thread when it happened, so 12 minutes ago so probably around 46 min into the mario kart run
>>744855884around 13 minutes behind in the youtube stream
>Hogan>ELP>Goto>Kevin NashWho's next?
>>744855991Holy based
>>744855892classic mono faker
>donation was read by kixyshe must have got the reference
>its ok when our shitty reference is read out
MIGGED
>>744856126I doubt it
;)
>>744856303KEK
>>744856192das rite
>>744855796I CAN'T MIG
>>744856303 >ok here how match go, first we choppa each other, then you choppa me, then i reverse your choppa and give you a double choppa, you block choppa with choppa of your own before u start raining choppas down on me, choppa after choppa, the choppas come thick an fast an almost get me but i choppa back with a really big super mega ultra dragon choppa which devastates ur power level needing u to recharge ur choppas. i go pitbull supersaiyan and unleash full power choppa beam but u duck and uppa choppa, reverse, counter choppa, double counter reverse triple choppa, mega choppa action, go for pin but i kick out at 1. then we start choppa phase 2
>>744856303FIRST YOU CHOPPA ME
Dono reader will ready any copypasta lol
did zfg do anything at this
>>744856461Is he an ork?
sorry for the delayhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786081019413148.webm
Wrestling is for midwits
>>744856824KEK
>>744856824
>>744856827Correct.
>>744856827It's actually for grugs and geniuses. Midwits hate it.
>>744856824BASEDBANGA
>>744856824>said it with a hard Rdamn...
>>744856824BlessedCan you also clip the Kevin Nash donation and they keep talking about Nash for a few minutes?
>>744856990Midwits love it, reddit midwits that hate that icky racist Hulk Hogan
>>744857103But you love my icky sticky cunmies*cums on u*
I HATE KART SPEEDRUNSI HATE KART SPEEDRUNSI HATE KART SPEEDRUNS
>>744856824we did it, 'cord
yeah im not watching any of those blockhave fun BITCHS
>>744857640come out and eat your blue shells
take this fresh plum, on this shitty rungood night anons
>>744857784based af
>>744857715Don't worry, stream 2 will save us when it starts at 11 with>4h PokemonWell...
>>744857784
I hate kart Yoshi's freakish long arms
>>744857820monkey man
>>744857784Please do not draw Plum this ugly.
>>744857784HOT!
Rate Mario Kart 8 Deluxe!
>>744858059B
>>744858059A for HEADBANGA
>>744858059C+
>>744858059B, game was kinda boring but it was a fun group
>>744858059D
>>744858059F
>>744858059C
>wake up>there's another sly run>there's another spyro run
>>744858059E
>>744856824should have included the part where the runner say "do you get that reference"
>>744856824ahhaha lmaogood job
>>744858059F, racing games are poor speedruns
>>744858259i thought about it but they clearly did not get the reference
>>744858059D for dull
>>744857784what in the goddamn
>>744857784radical
I'm the only person here who has played Rochard.
>>744857784Too many zoomer coomers don't get what this is a reference of. Sad!
>>744858656i dont yeah but its great
>>744858595Probably yes. I have it in my library but never played it. All I know is that it has the Duke Nukem voice actor and the devs went bankrupt because the game sold like shit.
>>744858656i do, and it's well done, but still unnerving
>>744858691https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_Fink
Rochard was one of those games I got in an early humble bundle and just never played
>>744858818honestly crazy that this style is from the early 1960s
>>744858712Yeah, it ends on a cliffhanger for a sequel that never got made lmao
>>744858818amazing thank youi like the plum one better actually
>>744858818i thought it was garbage pail kids style plum
>>744858595I played it too. Surprised to see it at ESA.
noita at esa when?
>>744857784She is looking familiar
>>744857784Holy based
what did the AI assistant mean by this?
>>744858947
>room full for mario kart>completely empty for this guykek
>>744858947they would just chose one seed and practice it to death
good morning my loves
>>744858901I thought it was a liquid death reference
>>744857784>>744858656>>744858818One of my favourite albums' covers is inspired by thisalso there's a Misfits song called rat fink
>>744859372>One of my favourite albums' covers is inspired by thisIm pretty sure that album cover was drawn by the original guy behind Rat Fink too
>>744859372Wait I just read the wiki article, it was literally the same bloke who drew it kek
you know what? fuck itgonna go shower with my sex doll and listen to the birthday partyciao vela faggots
>>744856824One dollar and 69 cents, how generous.
>>744856824i have a hard time understanding her, can someone write that down?
>>744859526I wish I didnt read this
>>744859001any ancient babylonians ITT?
>>744859834hello
>One person comes in and sits down>Gets up and leaves 2 minutes laterEmpty runs are cringekino
>>744859964this isnt cringe its justi dont knowi like how mongolian he looks though
>last day of stream 2
>>744859964We are with him though.
>focus, m
>>74486011436 hours and its all done
This is peak finnishVery comfy though
>And I was...alone.
RATE ROCHARD
>>744860615C. Probably a good speed game, but the commentary wasn't great.
>>744860615C
>>744860615D not finnish enough
>>744860615D
>>744860615B
>>744860615>https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2C
>>744860615C, props to him to stay in good spirits, despite shit hours and being alone.
>>744860615DI wanted to give it a C but then i saw theres even more of this
>>744860615BIdk i thought it was enjoyable, but i’m a sucker for golf commentary runs
>mfw Rochard
>>744859526is it a vidya doll?
>>744859683I ended up listening to Senses Fail instead so I could pretend I was back in high school fucking my little sister.And before you call me a weird cunt please note I don't have a little sister.>>744860914No, sex.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD RECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD
RATE THE WR RUN
>>744860985C
>>744860985D? Pretty fuckan boring
NEXT UP: EUTHANASIA
>>744860615D pretty fuckan boring post guy. Didnt see this one
i have car game fatigue
>>744860985A
>>744860985D for didn't watch, I was mastering in the shower
>1 and a half hours of racing next
>>744861081Spyro will save us soon.
fuck this. wake me up for spyro
>>744860538
imagine carmelita fox cuffing you and interrogating you on your speedrun strats
cant wait for Euthanasia
>>744860985SSS because I feel bad that a decent game is being rated so low
I have fatigue fatigue.
>>744861175Sign me up
>>744861363get some rest
>>744860615I'm doin' him a C
Gay Vulcan's back.
>no interview with the finn
This game looks pretty comfy.
NOW: MOUSE CURSOR FOR HOUR AND HALF
ayy this looks like on of them car games again
>>744861672they don’t do early morning interviews
>>744861729LMAO
its the same guy...
>>744858002she's a fucking witch
>just rest for nine monthsLMAO
>>744861794Reminds me of Atelier speedruns.
this is almost as bad as a world of warcraft classic raiding ui
Pretty boring so far but the OST is nice
thank you tech anon for removing the cursor
ESA has been so FUCKing boring. ASM wins this year
>Lancia Delta
tea without his french racing bff?whats going on
>>744861729where?
>>744861772lol
Noel Fielding lookin ass
>>744861917They've both been great imo. The only thing I know for sure is that GDQ loses
This guy looks like he sings in a pop punk band with six albums and one mild hit in 2006.
comfy soundtrack
>>744861876The entire soundtrack's excellent.
>>744857784This is like my neighborhood graffiti. Wonderful
This game makes me want to drive around Japan in the 90s in a shitty hatchback.
>>744862473What is stopping you?
>>744862091He looks like he'd ask if you loved him and would want you to look at his mangina
>>744862504The crystals I need to run my time machine got lost in the mail
>>744862553try using estrogen instead
Ctfu this game ain’t even got cars it just a moving camera
why is the tranny playing euthanasia? is he self aware
What’s up with ps1/2 era racing games and their insane soundtracks?
>>744862770commentator, not runner
>>744862770tranny?
>sly>spyroI'd rather watch pokemon than these kiddie games
>>744862770some people just prefer driving stick
I feel like this Irish individual has appeared on stream a disproportionate amount, the dude with a little pink bow on his head also appeared twice
the shit they have to come up with to not say the nono words
>>744856824Based
>>744862925yeahtoo many scrimblos this year
>1 audience memberAINT NO WAY LIL BRUH FR FRXD
Pray the gey away
>>7448629251 pokemon run is worse than 100 platformers
This looks so painful but I'm taking their word for it being the fastest way to drive
>>744862968He's been commentating and running on stream 2 quite a bit, since he's into racing games, but so have others. JKL has been on a ton of runs, same as rixer, apollo.
Now I know who this commentator dude reminds me ofhttps://youtu.be/6xT7wo80wsI?t=12
>>744863737I dont see it
Shoutouts
Should I get pizza or chinese food for tonight?
woo its overrating it iuhhhhhh background noise out of 10
>>744863821pizza
>>744863821Blinding stew.
>>744863798Same face structure and hair
Rate Enthusia
>>744863808wait nevermind i forgot i was on stream2, which will now go live in a few minutes
>>744863882C
>>744863867doesnt look like it at all
Oh yeah rate Enthusia: Professional Racing: The Speedrun: ESA: Summer 2026 Edition
>>744863882S
>>744863882Beven though the run was uninteresting, the music was nice background noise
>>744863882C+I was not "Enthusiastic" about it
>>744863882B+
>>744863914I'm sorry to hear about your undiagnosed autism
>>744863882E uthanise me
>>744863951come to canada
>>744863951Have I got the thing for you!https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ01652172.html
>>744863882D
>>744863882B, cozy and fast, bonus for actually trying to fix the schedule
>>744864025Weird, even with Tor proxies I can't access DLsite at all anymore.
>>744864131You'll probably have to use a Japanese VPN specifically. Out of curiosity, where are you? I've heard that certain countries block DLsite, but I can't make sense of it.
>>744864291Goymoney, accessing DLsite from here has redirected to Google for some time. I was able to circumvent that by going through different Tor end nodes, but not anymore.
>>744863882B, mostly for the banger soundtrack
>>744864375No problem here in France, if that helps
>>744864025This is cringe
What's with Sly speedruns covering a seemingly arbitrary chunk of the game?
>>744864424it does
'member when GDQ stole ESA's 120 star using a member of the audience for each star idea and pretended that they came up with the idea?Good times.
>>744864375Now that sucks; I use this VPN to see the full catalogue: https://www.softether.orgThe work I linked is a recent release written by a nurse, where you check into a hospital to get euthanised.
>>744864504Can't say I do, no
>>744864471It's a weirdly consistent thing. I'm not sure i've seen a full game at one of these events.
>sly and spyrouhh.. are we on reruns already?
>>744864541>sly 3>full gameheh yeah you got 20 hours to spare?
>>744864471its a playstation nation thing
>>744864504Uh Mike Uyama had planned that for years. ESA stole it from GDQ actually.
>>744864578Yeah I watched the FF9 runs before
whats dropmod for dark souls
>>744855796How does ESA have such a low viewership compared to GDQ despite being unironically 100x more entertaining?
i really liked sly 1sly 2 and 3 were kind of boring
>look at schedule>sly>spyroi think i'm stuck in a time loop
>>744864653everytime cata dies puppery drops an item of clothing
>>744864556Don't question it.
>>744864471>>744864541long unskippable cutscenes
Playstation cabal runs ESA.
>>744864687ESA have reruns going all the time on their channel so the algorithm hates them
>>744864687GDQ is a legacy twitch event that tons of non speedrun autists know aboutmeanwhile you'll only really know about ESA if you're actively into speedrunning
>>744864556>>744864724What do you guys mean? And has Mega Man been on yet?
ITS STARTING
>>744864653guarantees specific drops instead of them being rng
Pokemon is up.
>manly_maeve
>>744864687Because GDQ hit the scene first, got heavily advertized in gaming media in the mid 2010's and has held its place as THE speedrun event since. For most people GDQ is still the only speedrun event they know.
>>744864747
RINE ENDS HERE
>>744864794YEAH 4 HOUR POKEMON RUN HOYYYYPE
>>744864504Yeah that was hilariously shameless.
pokemon bros were so back
Platinum is my favorite pokemon game
does tech crew even know what "aspect ratio" means?
oh no it's her
>>744864927
WIDER
Not the baconator
whoa a real chink from the mainland
are the sly games actually good or do people pretend to like it just for the furry girl
>>7448650142 and 3 are.
>>744864980t-that's me...
European women love speedrunning?
>>744865014Nah they're all great except 4 (narratively) . Carmelita's just icing on the cake.
>>744865096Just tell them you're one of the top 5 runners for Dizzy: Prince of the Yolkfolk glitchless any% and watch them throw themselves at you
>>744865096they cant get enough
>>744865197>>744865028Is 4 fun gameplaywise if you ignore the story?
>>744865231she would looks fantastic in black leather, high heels and with a whip
>>744865014They're fun and charming. 1 is linear but fast paced2 and 3 are open world, with 3 going heavy on the gimmicky mission.All in all they're good casual platformers
>wake up>it's SlyH-huh? Am I in a timeloop?
Someone donate to stream2 with “purple burglar alarm”
>>744865096>When he's fastest Mario
>>744865282What do you mean, Anon? It's monday, the event just started.
Cutie on couch lol
>>744865247Yeah the set pieces and gameplay are fine. I just don't care for the story.
WTF Did 9S learn his hacking skills from Bently???????
can't believe Yoko Taro stole the hacking minigame from Sly
>>744865282last year it was Spyro, this year its Sly
I bet Yoko Taro wants to fuck the fox too
>>744865480Slyro
I keep on drifting asleep...The last 3 digits of your next post is the dex number of the pokemon you have to draw.>National Pokedexhttps://www.serebii.net/pokemon/nationalpokedex.shtml
put the finn in the binput him in
>>744865480Take a look what's after this Sly run.
>>744865519roll
>>744865519rolling. did this in asm but missed the last few times.
>>744865540
>>744865530Please be patient, he has autism
>>744865540He can't keep getting away with it!!..
Whatever happened to Ninja or Die
>>744865540I love spyro runs and never tire of them
>>744865480It feels like the year of Spyro was already 3 years ago...
*snap* Yup, thats going in
>>744865519rolling again to put in use my master paint skills
420 燃起來,我的共產主義速通社群成員們
>>744865607It didn't ninja hard enough and died.
6 7
BigCHICKENATOR is a cutie
>>744865648the hell is that finn doing
Wait bros… I think bigCHICKENATOR is gonna rape me…
why is the pokemon named goonlight?
sex7
>3 sly game speedruns:(>3 spyro game speedruns:(>3 pokemon and 13 (thirteen) mario game speedruns*crickets*
>>744865706why does she hyperventilate when she laughs? It's not cute!!!
>>744865706>>744865727>>744865767Bitch is FAT
>>744865781She’s hungry for sex…
>>744864927tech here, no
>>744865767That VERY cute!!!!>>744865781STILL CUTEA!!! I smoochie her.
>>744865762I want more Gen 4/5 Pokemon runs and less of the others. The OoT meme category later today doesn't look good either.
>>744865762'luv me bing bing wahoos'hate purple dragons (not racist just don't like them)Simple as
Bro i've seen that fat bitch more this week than my own mumThere is no way she is such a good speedrunner or knows so much about games that she has to be there for everything
>>744865873I've seen your mom lots this week
pokemon runs should be banned don't @ me verification not requir*d
Good news everyonetech fixed the aspect ratio
>>744865959GET IN
fucking hell this host is Z E S T Y
>>744866065>tech fixed the aspect rationice
Throw that fat pig out and bring the autistic lazy eyed cosplay girl back in
How many cocks do you think will/have been CHICKENATED this week?
>>744866065
>>744866065holy shitunexpected
Episode 4?
>>744866243Think of it like a game chapter. They are only playing one part of the game.
>>744866054- Ban all Pokemon runs- Ban all 3D Mario runs- Runs 2h+ stream 2 only, especially long jarpigs- Archipelago / Randomizers / other meme gimmicks also stream 2 onlyAlso: More boomercore, more hard difficulty, more despairkino, less indieslop (actually, ESA already is doing well on these topics).
>>744866065Now, if only they didnt scale up with linear filtering
>>744866281Why?
>>744866314>- Ban all 3D Mario runsYou can't ban Super Mario 64.
The fuck kind of voice is that?
manly maeve's voice is growing on me desu
>>744866349Good question.
>>744866065Techs seem also better this yearIt’s like esa fixed everything, maybe they started lurking
could you train ai to automute the stream anytime the dude is talking?
>>744865873>runs a few series>there are multiple runs of games in those series on the schedulesimple as
Why do they just keep playing video games? Where are the fun segments like singing, wrestling, building ikea table, grandmaster etc. This is boring
>>744866389>>744866414Duality of /v/
Reminder to stay hydrated
>>744866504Why does he drink like that?
Did manlymaeve kill lumilaura?
>>744866524its actually vodka
>>744866504Thats water for ants? Just take a bottle with you
the problem with playing in dutch is that you have to look at dutch
pokemon runner is already struggling physically an hour into his 5 hour overestimate run
lol frame perfect fuckup on sly
>>744866531lumilaura is busy getting his ass filled with rebeldragon and hypnoshark taking turns
>>744866616Pokemon Platinum Sleep%
More like wideCHICKENATOR
So when do they play as Sly Cooper in this Sly Cooper video game?
Does this host think he is successfully doing a female voice?
>>744866747I think now maybe
>>744866720<==3 hypnoshark <====3 lumilaura <=======3 rebeldragon
>sly>spyro>pokemonwhoever wins, I lose
>>744866898F in chat for hypno and lumilaura, crushed to death
>>744866616He's on something kek
>>744866948fuck the police
>>744866504where is the other half of the glass
Ugh Carmelita as a bride
>>744867020Imagine the cop and robber play at home
Carmelita is built for BBC (Big Bentley Cock)
>>744866740More like bigCHICKENEATER!
>>744867020Your furry
>>744866314>- Runs 2h+ stream 2 only, especially long jarpigs>- Archipelago / Randomizers / other meme gimmicks also stream 2 onlyFuck off you stream 1 shitter, you won't tarnish Stream 2 reputation with YOUR sewage
Penelope a cute
RATE SLY
RATE SLY 3
PLAYSTATION NATION
>>744867202>>744867204C um in plum
>>744867202>>744867204B
why did they only play a bit of the game?
>>744867204>>744867202C for severe lack of carmelitaposting
>>744867202>>744867204B Would have liked to see the entire game
>>744867249Full game run is like 6 hours
>>744867249A full run is 5+ hours.
>>744867202>>744867204C
>>744867204B it was alright
>>744865519yeah, why not
>>744867202>>744867204B+frameperfect timelossgood skipsCarmelita
>>744867296Sounds like a good comfy stream 2 game
>>744866616He might be horribly hungover after eight pints of stella
>>744867249To leave you wanting more.
>wake up early to watch dark souls>delayed by 2 hoursi know i'm a retard but damn you didnt have to double punish me for it
my run is up next, wish me luck!
>>744867404You're in luck, anon. You get to watch Spyro!
>>744867249Categories. Not everything has to be any%.Back then before streaming people used to do multi segment runs as well
>>744867427His greed for runs will destroy him inshallah
>>744867427goodluck bigSPYRONATOR
holy shit she's fat
>>744867440
Post it.
Hm
>>744865519rolin
>>744867539
STOP WITH THE COIN SOUNDS
>>744867594meds
>Spyro>Again
man?
>>744867539in 1955 only 1% of speedruns where spyro runs, now they are 50%, that's called playstation nation, through >she/hers this can be done imperceptibly over time
>>744867654I hate how in 2026 you can't even be sure anymore
Spyrofags, this is your mindset
>more spyro>more men wearing dressesstream 2 pls
TRANNY ALERT
>chargeless>no horns spyrothis is cursed
Way too many americans, i fear for the future of esa
>>744867315
double troon alertyou have no excuse to not draw a pokemon right now
>Tranny>Spyro>Meme categoryYep it's stream 2 time
>swear I've played this game before>dragon isnt purpleshould I be worried?
This, ladies and gentlemen, is what happens when you let americans into your european speedrunning event
>ESA>EUROPEAN SPYRO ASSOCIATION
spyrobros, not like this...
>ameritrannies
>American>tranny
>>744867665kek
>double tranny runi'll see you guys in an hour or so then
>Open stream>It's purple.
LOOOOL
>tranny again>is american againI'm nooticing
>>744867665Categories have become so complex that you don't even know what the run's win condition looks like. That's terror, terror built into the system.
>>744867726>OddKaraWell, they're not wrong.
Damn, these american women are mad ugly
perfect time for my morning walk
Why are americans like this?
What makes american speedrunners troon out at such a rate?
>speedrun category where you remove the fastest and most fun part of the character's movesetfor what purpose
>>744867427tsuchinoko spyro?
THEY CHOPPED HIS HORNS OFF
>>744867726Why didn't manly_maeve come out for this one?
>>744867823chemicals in the water
>>744867853symbolism
>got rid of chlods and replaced her with manly_maeveabsolute madmen
>>744867814nice plum pic
>>744867868you jinxed it now
https://www.speedrun.com/spyroce?h=Spyro_the_Dragon-chargeless-any&x=7kj88v4d-kn0j603l.4lxp8w3q
>>744867839they/them love gimmicks and complicating things
>European speedrun assembly>its all americans
hmmm...
USA, explain yourself
>>744865663this took quite a while but i'm happy with the result
first he was flat, now he's blue what the fuck is this game
>>744865519Gonna make something with my paint skill.
>>744867941The organisers need to grow a pair and tell them to fuck off desuEveryone knows Australia & Israel are the only non-European nations that are allowed to participate in their events
>>744867918that's a made up category but apparently he's 5th on the actual any% leaderboard
>>744867996GDQ representation
>>744867872holy pog what a great lineup
>>744865519>519Gen 5! Zebstrika?
>wake up >SpyroAre you fucking kidding me
>>744868105could be worse, like pokemon
>>744867872Finally some good games
this game used to be dominated by two troons until dayo came along
These three slap your ass abd invite you to join their Spyro discord serverWhat do?
>>744867872There it is
>spyro speedrun where you hack an important part off and try to pretend like everything is okBit on the nose ESA
>>744868142bro?
I like the look of today's schedule, do you?
>>744868225no lol
>>744867996is this the first Z run?
>>744868068nice try moshe
>>744868225yea just gotta ignore everything before dark souls
Stream 2 sched >>744868225
>>744868225>Flash game gauntletLegend of Krystal kino incoming
waow this meme category makes the game completely boring to watch who'd thunk?
>>744868271no lol x2
>>744868225welp, esa ended early this year
>>744868271I'll watch pokemon and then it's stream 1 all the way down
>>744868225>Modded dark souls achievement runCan't we just have an all bosses?
>>744868225Flashgames at ESA were always kino
>No Crash>No Rayman>25 different spyro runs>Tomb Raider at 4am in the morningKill whoever made the schedule
Unless we are really good friends i'm not sitting by your side for 4 hours while you play pokemon
>>744868426>what should we play on the other stream if people don't want to watch four hours of pokemon>oh I know, another Sly Cooper and Spyro run back to back
>>744867726Yeah i think the vast majority of the troons are AmericanLumiLaura is /ourgirl/ though, it can stay (in its shitty furry costume)
>>744868375Frog fractions speedrun when?
>>744868426>>No Crashwhy lie?>b-b-but mod showcaseIt's Crash
>>744868478Good thing then that we are REALLY good friends ;3
>>744868540>CTRNigga stop
I'm gonna say it3D platformers that aren't SM64 suck balls
Aren't these literally GDQ trannies what are they doing at ESA
>>744868540was crash even in this? All i saw was shrek and then i stopped watching
>>744868225needs a bit more dragon
>>744868426>No CrashCocoposting was too dangerous.
>>744868584tony hawk's better and ure gay
>>744868619
>>744868578Why lieIt's Crash>>744868604Yes. There was a second mod showcase afterwarrds that was the normal characters but with custom tracks
>wake up>spyro and pokemon
>>744868619now we are talking, when is this happening
>>744868591Came to sabotage the ratings
Me on stream 1
>>744868619LET ME OUT
wow, these girls are a laugh riotI'm lmaoing my ass off irl right now
>>744868758ANON PLEASE RECONSIDERhttps://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
>>744865519>>744865558No 558: Crustle
>>744868591Exactly what they/them do everywhere else, infiltrating it and destroying it from within.
im so fucking sick of trannies man
>>744868591god forbid they reach critical mass
>>744868786I can't help but think he is a china spy stealing our speedrun secrets.
>pokemon>tranny that keeps interjectingit's rough out there
>>744868797Noice.
>>744868654Sorry, here's the real schedule
>We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had Hypno, we had good ratings, we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork! You could have shut your mouth, stayed at gdq, and made as many shitty runs as you ever needed! It was perfect! But no! You just had to blow it up! You, and your pride and your ego! You just had to be a man! If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now!
>>744868898which was better, spyro 50 or spyro 63
>>744868952what a noob, he thinks theyre running spyro 63 when its actually super spyro 63, the superior version
>>744868952Spyro 33 1⁄3 was peak rest dont even compare
Werster cheated, btw
>>744869013proof?
>>744868619You funny guy
>>744869029He admitted to save scumming
>>744869029same as that fatty dream, maths
>>744865706>>744865727>>744867097
burgers please explain yourselves...
>*earthquake*>"it's exactly like in japan"THOUSANDS DIED HOW DARE YOUBANNE-oh wait it's ESA
more anglo troons huh
>>744869135Estrogen in tap water
>>744869058simply the werst
>>744869135Huh? I'm watching stream 2.
>>744868898ATTENTION ESA VIEWERSTHE SUPER SPYRO 63 RUNNER IS MISSINGA MANHUNT IS CURRENTLY UNDERWAY
>wake up>two trannies on stream one host
>>744869240he was disappeared by the spyro shadow legacy operative
>>744869135the destruction of the occupy wall street movement has been a total disaster for western civilisation
>>744869029They switched out to a VOD, in reality he said "Trans Rights".
You guys told me ESA wouldn't have trannies
>>744869241How do we stop the burgers?
>>744868797holy shit thats so good
>>744869283
>>744869286no we said that's how it has been
>>744869286it doesn't, however it is an open and welcoming community and allows all sorts of people, even americans
Absolute qt3.14 in the pokemon crowd
>>744869240>ATTENTION ESA VIEWERSDukat...
>chargelesswhy would anyone want that
>>744869415odd looking one, would still stick it in her sidewise vag
>>744869415
>it's already Friday>last day of stream 2>second to last day for the event
Cutting off their dicks wasnt enough they had to cut off Spyros horns too
>>744869415Me so horny. Me love you long time. Sucky sucky fucky fucky.
>>744858947>finnish noita runner>sprinkles in trivia about the game and its use of finnishinstant A+ if not S
>>744869415>actually liking thatYou're either a fellow SEAnigger or have dogshit taste. Probably both.
>>744869415Even with the eye narrowing make up she still looks like an alien mother
anyone got the latest chart for me?
>>744869468And there's a pretty long dry spell afterwards, unless you're tuning in to Türkiye Speedrunner Bulusmasi 2026 or Una Run Buena Invierno 2026. We've been kinda spoiled with events these last few weeks.
I think Spyro sucks. It was always inferior to Crash and only trannys love it.
Morning euronigs, whats the tranny count?
>>744869415>>744869456why is there a low tier gyaru at my speedrunning event
>>744869623it's a completly different game, you retard
>>744869636Too damn many
>>744869415ayy lmao
>leave yesterday during Sly Cooper>tune in today>Spyro>quirky chungus ameriburgers
>>744869636check stream 1 and gaze at the flags
>>744869601>Türkiye Speedrunner Bulusmasi 2026Sound like Dragon Ball Z Budokai Tenkaichi 3. Kinda cool. Do they speak English?
>>744869656While you are right so am I. What are you gonna say next? Birds are cute and can fly? Get real
>>744869415all yours
>>744869415China spy
>>744869712The only English words on their oengus page are "speedrun" and "minecraft", so I guess not.
>>744869468It’s always sad, but you can at least watch the ones you missed for another week
mogged
>>744865519Alright, let’s give this a roll
>>744869278>Google trends for "class war" plummeting in the early 2010s at the same time that "race war" skyrocketedBitter blackpills...
>>744869856
Imagine running diamond or pearl instead, it would be at least an hour longer due to those shitty slow-ass health bars
>>744869828Alright what's the other one you mentioned?>>744869838I never do that. When it's done I move on. I tried watching the highest rated runs I missed a few times. It never delivers. It's live or bust.
It's time to put Spyro on the banned games list.
>>744869856Asians have small foreheads but are really good at video games
>>744869960Take pokemon and Balatro with it
What's worse? Spyro or Pokémon?
>>744869990yes
>>744869960it's time to put (You) into the >>>/trash/
>>744869990Spyro
>>744869913people actually use Krita!?
>>744869990pokemon is pokemon, but spyro has transatlantics
>>744870029yeah it's pretty good
>>744869990SpyroPokemon runs are mostly inoffensive, as long as Yuros are running, and Aetienne’s runs are actually good
>>744869990As a series? SpyroAs a speedrun? Pokemon
>>744869943Bro, I just picked two random events from oengus, I have no idea what's going at Una Run Buena.
NOOO MY STURDY POKEMONHOW COULD I LOSE
>>744869960Put all the Playstation mascot games on there
>>744870031>transatlanticsheh
>>744869990pokemon is the worst and it's not even close>4 hours of watching 2 sprites looking at each other>multiple runs every event
>>744870096kino show
>>744870084OK wasn't rta very soon? Some anon said so in the asm threads.>>744870096kek
My back hurts just thinking this dude is gonna be hunched over a DS for 4hrs
>>744870150rta is really boring and the threads are just mascot image dumps
>another spyro run>4+ hours pokemonya im out
If I visit the US, will I meet cute transgirls like this?
what the fuck why is there a chinese spy on the pokemon run???also why are all pokemon runs so low energy
When's RPG Limit Break?
>>744870150Yeah, if I read my moonrunes right it starts in two days. I think there even were occasional English restreams for it.
I rate thatT hank god it's over
Rate Spyro
>>744870247Back in may but there's a final fantasy relay race in a couple weeks
>>744870150>>744870185RTA needs an N1-3 anki chad to commentate in english badly, preferably two or three.
>>744870295FFuck Spyro, that ship sailed 12 years ago
>>744870295i dont think i will
>>744870295Z
>>744870295T ranny
>minish cap run soonhope it's good, i loved the game
>>744870295ZZZ
>>744870295S
>>744870295D
>>744870295Z+
>>744870295ZZZban americans from esa
>>744870295C pyro
>>744870295ZWhat a fucking awful category
>>744870295D, it felt like I was watching GDQ
>>744870425hey man we still provided Apollo, sYn, Zarconis, and Mrock making up like half of the NES block
ZOOM OUT ZOOM OUT
Whens Kixys run with the tiddy flashing incentiv?
>>744865519>>744869896
cooties overload
Not a single V in the room
>>744870425sYn/typicalfantasyx, apollo, thebagler and the buff guy who ran jak and daxter can stay
>Playstation Logo shaved into headwhat are we doing
>>744870594plum is right there faggot
huh foreskins?
POKEMON MANCHILDREN ATTENTION PLEASEWhat was that sick song in the snow overworld just now? That sounded cool as fuck.
>>744870643This is what a terminal case of playstation nation looks likeStill think they're "cool"?
>>744870643There is no god
>>744870645Plum is a VV
>>744870594
>>744870643looks rad
>>744870643gaystation faggots explain yourselves
>>744870761Migrate.
>>744870747He's suppressing the will of his ancestors in this moment. He knows what they would do.
>>744870295SSS+ all runs get SSS+
>>744870590>>744870594>You decide to become a host at ESA, thinking you'll have a good time, and then you end up having to hetd this group
looks jacked at this angle
>>744871032She could probably win a fight with most anons here
>>744871074>she
Yeah trans rights .. haha .. ha ..
waluigi IRL :O
>>744871032>man in a silk dress
>>744871193WAAA
>>744871032looks and sounds like a man from all angles
>Cosplaying>Showing feet>Drinking coffee What a chad
>>744870650This song, right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2jQPkMTxkc
>>744871260>missing one arm
He doesnt have a hand or is it an optical illusion?
it's just one of those days
>crippled coffee drinking german kaizo speedrunner with a sick Waluigi cosplayK I N O
>>744871306He is indeed handy capped.
>>744871281Yeah the night version specifically. Super cool. Thought I had something else running in the background. Actual banger.
>>744871183Look at his face kek
This wurst lover is pretty good at Mario
>>744871298Oh shit, I didn't even notice the nub
>>744870295Z me too
>>744871409Don't make me deploy the wall.
