/v/ The Musical XIV First Thread EditionLast Thread: >>747648871Last Thread of XIII: >>724202880Tutorial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szoluCoZmBg>What is this?An annual collaboration project where /v/ sings about video games for a full month, from September 15 through October 15. We are just starting up again, consider this your wake up call!>How do I contribute?Write something and post it in thread and in the Song Spreadsheet once it's set up! Or look in the thread or Spreadsheet for something to sing or edit. Album art is always welcome, too! And you can even make videos for the songs that are already made! We especially need editors this year!General Links>Song Spreadsheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1d43M5I8X5zOwh92zZEplrtxxMmFr-QzIu8M9eJoqoBk>Songs that are already donehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/16rgydhRgtfhrkW3lQwLSyjuS5INyFnd5hVvWx31JW00>NEWFAQhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1QwgjGUjVfgURMBAQZbcuRdBH0GK50I3edg0bxetXeCg>Art Folderhttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Oxq_sNYzscGwh25RLlwURFPeqhC0LkoM>Instrumental databasehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wMoG5tvsVvHD4J5J9SbDIJzXBqKq5Uu90-TWtsjSvIcContains 4000+ instrumentals made from original studio recordings and 74000+ karaoke tracks.If you need a song from the database, simply tag your post with [VINST] so we can easily find it>proper mic techniquewww.youtube.com/watch?v=sr8c5sgkkvcWhere can I listen to the songs?>Web Playervthemusical.stfweb.lv>Latest videoswww.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAX8JHUJcFR2gh_WG3YJBITuO-tODVCcJ>Site with songs from previous years (RIP Bandcamp and Voombox)https://vthemusical.neocities.org
Cute little Resident Evil song from a theme I'm sure many of us grew up loving. The spoken bits are attempting to match the syllables, but since they're spoken you can adjust them, like perhaps putting just "Itchy. Tasty." in the first spoken bit and then "You were almost a Jill Sandwich" quote in the 2nd bit.Jill Val the Sandwich Gal (Bill Nye theme parody)Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtVJdPfm0F8Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIVNM7VZhXILyrics: https://rentry.co/oysxbem8Jill Val the Sandwich GalJill Val the Sandwich GalJill, Jill, Jill, Jill, Jill, JillJill Val the Sandwich Gal(Jill Sandwich)Jill Val the Sandwich Gal(Itchy Tasty, says the Keeper's Diary)Jill, Jill, Jill, Jill, Jill, JillJill Val the Sandwich GalJill, Jill, Jill, Jill, Jill, Jill, Jill, Jill, Jill, Jill(T-virus mutants coming)Jill Val the Sandwich Gal
SONG ANCHORThis is specifically an anchor post for songs posted the first time. It's not to shill a song that didn't get noticed and wants more attention, just for singfags and whoever wants to to get a quick glance at the new songs in this thread. So please link every new song to this with a reply.>>747707539
Original new song hot off the presses >>747707716Any Phone Games - Telephone Line Electric Light OrchestraOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77R1Wp6Y_5YInstrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1Z1l4lEPO8Lyrics: https://rentry.co/s327zqidHello, how are you?Little cousin here, and I've got boredom, boredom, boredom, boredomboredom here. So let me sayI just wanted to ask if you had games on that there phoneYeah, yeah, yeahHey, you got Fortnite?Maybe Angry Birds? Cause my grandpa had it he did, he didWhat games you got? Just tell meI just want to know, so I figured I'd ask youYeah, yeah, yeah, yeahOoh-woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-oohHey-you, hey-oh-hey-hey-you, hey-hi, hey-gamesPhone games, gross hands, hey-hi, hey-gamesI look into your eyes (Do you got games come on tell me it's true)And don't try to lie (I'll throw a tantrum 'till my face is blue)Oh, oh, any phone games, tell me their namesI'm only (this is a song lyric not a statement jannies) 5 years oldOh, oh, any phone games, tell me their namesI'm only (this is a song lyric not a statement jannies) 5 years oldOkay, so you're not answeringWell, I can just slip it right out of your pocket, pocket, pocket, ohI'll just check it, hands covered in some shitLet me play forevermore, oh-whoaYeah, yeah, yeahHey-you, hey-oh-hey-hey-you, hey-hi, hey-gamesPhone games, gross hands, hey-hi, hey-gamesI look into your eyes (Do you got games come on tell me it's true)And don't try to lie (I'll throw a tantrum 'till my face is blue)Oh, oh, any phone games, tell me their namesI'm only (this is a song lyric not a statement jannies) 5 years oldOh, oh, any phone games, tell me their namesI'm only (this is a song lyric not a statement jannies) 5 years oldOh, oh, any phone games, tell me their namesI'm only (this is a song lyric not a statement jannies) 5 years oldOh, oh, any phone games, tell me their namesI'm only (this is a song lyric not a statement jannies) 5 years old
SWEET FUCK AND DAMN AND ALSO SHIT, ANON, IT'S /v/ THE MUSICAL 14, WHAT ARE YOU WORKAN ON?WRITAN?SINGAN?EDITAN?ARTAN?VIDEOFAGGAN old songs because none of the new ones are done yet you dingusWE'RE OFF TO ANOTHER GREAT START, UNDER 3 HOURS AND 16 SONGS WRITTAN. I'M LOOKAN FORWARD TO SEEAN WHAT YOU'VE GOT COOKAN UP FOR THIS YEAR, ANONLET;S MAKE IT ANOTHER GOOD ONEI BELIEVE IN YOU
>>747707994love you yellan, let's make this a strong year.
>>747707994I have been a lurker for years but im trying a write this time
>>747707716Fuzzy Ft. Anonymous VirginStatic - Flavor Foley Ft. Hatsune MikuOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlTNKOnfXFkInstrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d1iLN4YzPIhttps://rentry.co/9bvt296v
>>747707716Here we are, let's have a great new year!!! If you give this a shot feel free to edit as needed or ask for edits in the thread. I think it's pretty clean and I love how I managed to tie the start and end together when the original song doesn't end so cleanly. Overall I think this topic on this game worked out well.Streets of Rogue (Parody of China Grove - Doobie Brothers)Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX7iHsAIw9oInstrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS6Qoog0MOsWhen the game begins in this layered city worldNPCs live their livesThe resistance fightin' just to find a wayBound to let them thriveThe mayor here has got to changeChicken nugget bans are lameWell, you're talkin' 'bout S-Streets of Rogue (Talkin' 'bout S-Streets of Rogue)Woah-oh-oh(Woah-oh) Streets of RogueWell, the bold Jock and the old Doc, Nuh-thing in commonYet they are both such a blastCause the Jock while barely tryin' can send you flyin'While the Doc goes sneakin' pastThey say Zombies could use your brainAnd Banker's sugar is cocaineWe're talkin' 'bout S-Streets of Rogue (Talkin' 'bout S-Streets of Rogue)Woah-oh-oh(Woah-oh) Streets of RogueAt floor 16, well the mayor's waitin'His hat gives him power here to ruleThe mayor has his robots with their laser visionYou can even hack 'em, mutiny time!And though you can beat him a dozen waysNPCs barely careThey'll just keep on livin' out their livesA-talkin' 'bout S-Streets of Rogue (Talkin' 'bout S-Streets of Rogue)Woah-oh-oh(Woah-oh) Streets of Rogue
Everything above this post is disqualified for writing the lyrics before the musical. Everything below gets in.
>>747708317If you're seriously this desperate for any form of human interaction, fine, have a pity (You)
>>747707716Thanks to the anon who suggested Epic as a source, this was a joy to write. I love the musical season so much. Now if you excuse me I have a date with my bed.All Done For (Yous) (parody of No Longer You, Epic)Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ8qL5P270QInstrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCLg70gt5DoLyrics:https://rentry.co/qupdqeg6I get no profit, I'm a janny for freeTime, for Hot Pocket, so no shitposts here can bother meThere is a mod who can help clean the boardBut I'm not that mod, you knowWhat?I see a porn game with romance, I see a deck with meat of manI see a new port that is too short and a console with no standI see an elf boy with a sword, I see an indie thread ignoredI see some seetheing when a boss fight is too hard, and it's all done for (Yous)This can't beI rage and report through the worst of the threadsNow you tell me they'll be banned for nothing?I see your new thread off to page 10Anons ignore for some fresh bait threads againI see Anons in a thread near bump limitA thread making fun of tendies (WHERE?)I see a porn game with romance, I see a deck with meat of manI see a new port that is too short and a console with no standI see an elf boy with a sword (Master Sword, Elven Knight)I see an indie thread ignored (Pixel art, and Roguelite)I see some seetheing when a boss fight is too hard (Let me Solo)And it's all done for (Yous) (Shitpost all day and all night)(On this Blue Board, On this Blue Board)
>>747707716Graphics Really LowOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f5Oof1g4GI(Mid, High, Ultra!) New ReleasesHe's just pretending to be hypeFancy VisualsHe's holding back another sighThis game won't runOn his PC built in '05But he's dreaming Of a million games to playFancy graphicsOn High dynamic range display Two-hundred forty framerateConsistent every dayBut that's not how the game is playedMaybe it seems sore of usBut the whole world knowsThat the poor of usAre playing every game with graphics really lowSudden TrailerWhy would he even watch?When he can't run itBecause his build was clearly botched Third time this yearHe's gone crawling back to Notch (Minecraft Notch) But he's dreaming Of hardware he can flexNever questionsThe required specsThis game looks really fun, he's not living check to checkBut that's not how the game is playedMaybe that's the lore of usBecause no one caresThat the poor of usAre playing every game with graphics really lowAnd if the console players ask about his games and stuff, he'd have to say(What's he gonna say?)He's master race(A-High, Mid, and Low)But he's dreamingHe's got a PC that will doDoesn't turn downFor forty frames in TF2Play some red deadAnd some new friendslop with his crewBut that's not how the game is playedMaybe when there's more of usThen the world might careBut the poor of usWe're playing every game with graphics really lowBut nobody caresThat the poor of usAre playing every game with graphics really Every game with graphics reallyEvery game with Graphics really
Many great songs so far, awesome start this year!
>>747708625>I see a deck with meat of manA hearty kek, anon, that's a great lyricSmall feedback, though>I rage and report through the worst of the threadsKind of throws out the rhyme scheme of the originalA slant rhyme with "sailed" and "hells" "report" and "threads" don't really hit the same way and it kind of messes up the flow
>>747707716Anon's Infernohttps://rentry.org/4bnwcg7u[Intro]Here lies OPYou can tell it's him 'cause he's a FUCKING FAGGOT! [Verse 1]He kept his games vanilla, got no cunny nor anthrosPosted only safe for work with his vidya girls dressed in clothesHe'd report an offense, crawling through his threadEach morning, browse /v/, retain all of his semen!Never clicking on your link, for fear of dolphin pornQueen of /v/, get his wife a vote with O.C. attachedAvoiding all the vidya butts that tried to make him jackPC crashed-- cardiac arrest; died with games not finished yetOn the vidya heaven train where, his steam friends and gamersSaw his page in terror, an offline indicator,"Catch you later, I'm off to game with big namers!You all look stupid from here, playing pervert games for queers!"There was a janny at the entrance checking off a guest listAnon wasn't on it and was ushered to the exit(USER WAS BANNED, AND DELETED)[Chorus]"Excuse me, sir, there must be anons you've confused me for!If you prune and delete my threads, you must let me appeal i'm sure!I would never splurt on blue boards, truly, i'm not a whore"Screaming at the jannies while they made him 404!"Excuse me, sir, there must be anons you've confused me for!If you prune and delete my threads, you must let me appeal i'm sure!I would never splurt on blue boards, truly, i'm not a whore"Screaming at the jannies while they made him 404!(Too Long for a single post - full is in the Rentry)
>>747709027thank you very much for the feedback, I missed there even was slant rhyme there somehow, was a quick first song between 1 and 3am kek. will think a bit and edit the rentry with a new slant rhyme, perhaps "I report and dread through the worst of the threads"? I think that even flows a bit better.
>>747709162I think that works
>>747707716I heard this a LOT and associated it with gaming thanks to Elite Beat Agents. The theme of not fixating on the past and negative helped. Now, watching things get worse over time, I found myself listening nostalgically. I parodied it as a spin on the original theme, and give it that /v/ focus because as much as stuff goes to shit, I can always rely on shitposting to get my mind off whatever I'm worrying about and onto some silly game argument. I was trying to be realistic about the negative in a way that lets me process it, I'm sure there's a better way to get that across but that's art.Guess I'll Shitpost (Parody of It Makes No Difference - Sum 41)Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNCW8ECYqssInstrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agerAPKBgzILyrics: https://rentry.co/mukdmzksYou're looking back and wishing, and stuck on reminiscingJobs, cash, and hope gone, the world's gone to shitYou're no longer youthful, it hurts but it's truthfulNo bright lights ahead, it gets worse 'till you're deadSo when you catch onto the truth then youCan let yourself go with the flowYeah, just decompress, release some stressAnd say, "I guess I'll shitpost on /v/"I guess I'll shitpost on /v/Not pessimistic, it's kinda just realisticI'm not an hero, just finding my zenCause we can't erase it, we might as well face itJust find simple joy in some low effort funSo when you catch onto the truth then youCan let yourself go with the flowYeah, just decompress, release some stressAnd say, "I guess I'll shitpost on /v/"(Ah-ah) I guess I'll shitpost on /v/(Ah-ah) I guess I'll shitpost on /v/(Ah-ah) I guess I'll shitpost on /v/(Ah-ah) I guess I'll shitpostSo when you catch onto the truth then youCan let yourself go with the flowYeah, just decompress, release some stressAnd say, "I guess I'll shitpost on /v/"I guess I'll shitpostI guess I'll shitpost on /v/I guess I'll shitpostI guess I'll shitpost on /v/
>>747707716David BaszuckiDonald McGillavry - Silly Wizard https://youtu.be/vsqNWP9iKT0instrumental: https://youtu.be/mvEhEmwmxNs A ballad of everybodies favorite children's game platform CEO and mortal enemy of Chris Hansen, Irresponisble parents and crime-based e-celebs, David Baszucki.Lyrics: https://rentry.org/by74nhx6Would put them in this message but it had too many characters.
>>747707716I wanted to do another song from Moneytown, not only because it's nostalgic to me but because "I Just Wanna Fuck" and the anons that posted about it made me very happy. So thank each and every one of you for making this a fun place to shitpost and enjoy my time every year.On a Budget (of Zero) Parody of On a Budget from Moneytown Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4eT7-svsAEInstrumental: Uhhhh we're gonna need to run it through an isolator I guess bro this one wasn't put into Rock Band for some reasonLyrics: https://rentry.co/ozvxfcs480 bucks for this new game... oh, I can get around that!I wanted to play that new game, at least a bitGamestop will shill it knowing half the time it's shitThose CEOs already got plenty of wealthI torrent then feed and seeded, I got that game myselfSee I'm...On a Budget!Of Zero I do meanCall me a poorfagBut I'm gaming like a Queen (can sub King or something but try to make it sound close enough to a rhyme with mean even though it doesn't rhyme, idfk man I don't work here also don't sing this part please it's just instructions if you sing it the song is gonna sound really goofy and it's gonna like flow into the next two verses at least)On a Budget!My bills can't be ignoredI'm not a schmuckAnd I ain't a cuckBut that don't mean I'm boredHey I'd download cars if I couldWe ain't got something that good On a Budget!My bills can't be ignoredI'm not a schmuckAnd I ain't a cuckBut that don't mean I'm boredI'm not a schmuckAnd I ain't a cuckBut that don't mean I'm boredOh yeah!Hey, new update for the porn game, I'll repirate
Wait, we're starting already?
>>747709920It's the 15th pretty much everywhere, so yup. This is actually later than the average start we've had over the last like 5 years.
>>747709920brb writing a Keine's Expanding Class song
>>747709517this one hurts man, I remember listening to this like 25 years ago. I'll sing it for the nostalgia
>>747707716WIPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUcwo_R_8vkAurelio Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Song)The Anon, while on the song thread.He stopped and had to say."Why are you the one that always stays?"I try to run this threadBut each time I seethe the mostCause you make thoseCringe, cringe, cancer, cancer, meta, meta, posts.When the admins all made him retireAnd they threw him into the blazing fireMy keys were still, my post was still unwrit.The singers said "Fag, are you glad,You drove this Anon fucking mad?Don't think we'll ever sing your songs again.I made aCringe, cringe, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, meta, meta, meta, meta. songHell you know it's why the Anons throng!. It gets me so many (you)'s, so this thread's where I belong.Making Cringe, cringe, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, meta, meta, meta, meta. songs.Well I was waiting for the new thread.And I was smugly saying I was prepared.when two aspergs checked the archivethey said "This faggot doesn't have a life!"And they said my waifu was a shitI made aCringe, cringe, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, meta, meta, meta, meta. songHell you know it's why the Anons throng!I do it for attention, so this thread's where I belong!Making Cringe, cringe, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, meta, meta, meta, meta. songs.I'm not liking how this is turning out, I probably won't finish it.
>>747710289Thank you for considering my song anon. I'm glad others are in the same boat with this one.
>>747710308>the other guy is seething super hard!he says, while writing an entire parody he knows will never be sung dedicated to how mad he is at the other guy
>>747710308if this is supposed to make you likable, it's, uh, not. it's dumb to try to revive hours old minor drama you started long after people moved on, and it's even more dumb to shit up our anchor and thread with garbage like this that you obviously know is unusable because you start and end the post by admitting it's unfinished and won't be finished. you're just turning more people against you, if you're that upset turn off the computer for the night dude.
I am going to compile the usual plugins + software for editing so everyone can try to be an editfag. I'll post it once I'm home. Feel free to give me links or suggestions.
>>747710492how annoying does a faggot have to get before we're allowed to consider banning them from participating for the rest of the year? he's admitted to breaking multiple rules and both songs he's "submitted" have been troll shit designed to make it harder to find real songs and fuck with the thread. if he was a random anon we couldn't really care much, but this is a rabid tripfag so a ban is as simple as saying "none of the songs with that name submitting them can stay on the final album" and letting him melt down on his own.
>>747710540I will at least try to edit some stuff that doesn't need complex editing this year again, but heads up that I will be using audacity 4 because from the sounds of things it's decent.
>>747707831That's a funny one. I have no clue what possessed you to match that theme to that song but I mean it kinda works I guess.
>>747710492heads up but that's not a real trip
>>747707716One repost before I go back to vidya for the night. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIq8jLj5TzUSesame Street: I Don't Want to Live on the MoonWell I'd like to stay in my room, and argue online till I'm blue.Yes I'd like to stay in my room. But it's just not the same without you.Oh I lived most my life keeping people at bay, I'd have all the free time and waste it away.So I'll make you a promise, this won't be my tomb, I just want to stay in my room.I'd like to make one last thread on /v/, It's a place where my quirks are the norm.Yes I'll make a thread here on /v/, and it's sure to cause a great shitstorm.Oh I'd make this board better if I was it's mod. A haven for weirdos and those of us odd.And all of those tourists, would soon meet their doom, But for you I will leave my old room.I'd like to bring you here you with me, to sleep on my twin bed.No need to leave let's just veg out here instead.There's so many reasons I want to stay home.But not if it means I'm alone.So when I wake up just to see, that you never replied to my call.I will cry and sit in my room, while you never think of me at all.Oh I lived most my life keeping people at bay, I had all that free time that I wasted away.So although you were friendly, I was wrong to assume. You'd ever want me from this room.
>>747710920Is this just the real DoMaya pretending not to understand the website in hopes other people don't? It has the name in bold and then the trip in non-bold, and searching the archive with posts from the same trip brings up literally more than a full decade of posts by the same tripcode user. It sure is a real trip, mr.-damage-control-so-my-actions-dont-have-consequences
>>747711063Is that trip not in bold? I genuinely don't get trips, it looks different with the non-bold trip right above your post on my screen
>>747711154it's the real trip: https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/!YpNb7Wi76c/
I simply can not wait to not sing your songs, anon
>>747711154A "fake trip" is full bold. A "real trip" has the name in bold and then !Un1QuEcOD3 in non-bold, specifically so a faker is obvious as they only have bold and cannot replicate the name-field swapping.
>>747711181I stand corrected, it looked bold on my screen and the other non-bold
>>747710308>>747710394>>747710492Guys, the musical has started stop being faggots and just make songs. We don't need this drama bullshit on the first thread.
>>747711317ok but we need the bumps and the current thread where half the posts are just new lyrics lists is not sustainable
>XIVHow about a song based on the janny /V/authry that 404 FFXIV threads but keeps WoW threads?
>>747711424sounds like a reasonable topic, go for it!
>>747711352and you think drama is going to make people want to post? You're feeding the troll retard, stop it.
Hmmm got an idea for MGR Stains of Time, still very early wip started like 10min agohttps://youtu.be/SYUHaf0BxFo:[Intro]Wash away the Weaboos[Verse]Here I stand browsing the ´log in soothing rainThe gachas threads appearing down on the terrainWash away the whole board, all the stains of timeBut there's no discussion, it's only porn inside[Pre-Chorus]All the threads are sinking deeperInto page 10[Chorus]And it will spam on the catalogWeebs are swarming meAnd it will calm down until jannies are hereAnd it will come through the darkest dayIn my final postAnd I will never rest until the weebs are goneUntil it finds the weebs have disappearedThe weebs disappeared
>>747711462pretty good for how quick it was whipped up. With a topic like that I'm sure there's room for some good jokes, and maybe some references to specific gacha games or characters that are common in catalogue images.
bro this sheet be doxxin
>>747711589Yeah it can be improved much more, I don’t have much gacha knowledge to have some reference though
>>747711763uhh if you want some characters that are common I'm not the biggest expert but you have lolis like Klee and Nahida, tomboyish ones like Furina, and big tit ones like Noelle. Those are all from Genshin, pretty recognizable names I think. I'm sure others can pitch in ideas. Best of luck anon.
Nobody's mentioned it yet, but we got a proper Happenings document for last year.Easy inspiration if you're looking.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1v52iATWKyrU1gwn6axE-RtteVgusFgL3izxCky-EUqc
>>747711873lol thanks anonI’ll work on it more during the day as i have barely anything to do at work
>>747711932is this linked in the sheet somewhere? should it be?
>>747711932Shit, I forgot Dispatch, that was right after the musical last year. Probably worth a song.
>>747711932>March 12>A based anon on /v/ posts a full Cave Story video walkthrough through the form of a rap album.musical bros... the standards are high this year
I must sleep soon. please try to keep the thread bumped while the americans are sleeping. if it dies in like 1 hour, make a new thread if you don't want to wait 10 hours for me to make one.
>>747712417If there's no rap about curlys secret underwear we riot
>cave story rap albumwhat a time to be alive holy shit.
>>747707716A song about Off Model Vidya fanart vs On Model, parodying Weird Science by Oingo Boingohttps://rentry.org/ykcy63p8
Some great new songs written today, based
>>747713095Really? Name 25 songs written today that you liked.
>>747707510Classic year one art
>>747707716https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S652aa_kXjYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xADSDapqn9oSid Phillips & His Melodians - Heartaches. Remakes, remakes.The only things you're in are remakes. Your games were such a perfect memory.But here you're back again and now in full HDRemakes, remakes.Can't even bother when the news breaksThere is no hoping, for something new. But I'll remember you.
one of my ideas so farhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDvCuRRxPFY
>>747708130good luck anon
I had an idea for a Stop Killing Games song but it's in limbo until the EU parliament does something
Had this idea to use this Initial D opening for an Ace Combat song for a few years but now i get to do it since Ace Combat's finally got a new game coming outhttps://youtu.be/0gnZ0-iad1A
I participated for the first time last year, loved the experience and also loved how the song I wrote turned out. I spent all this year thinking of ideas but never wrote them down and I have forgotten them.
>>747714881Well, listen to the same songs you thought of parodying to refresh your memory
>>747707716https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jgIezosVAMoon River - Andy WilliamsTrue, River. Waiting for a friend.I'll find you in the end, again. Oh, sweet 'memry. Your love, mends me.Wherever the moonshines, I'll find you one day.Two, children. Waiting for the nightThe sky is very bright, for us.I'll chase you, to the moon's darkest sideWherever you may hide.My lovely, lovely bride.True River, and Me. True, River. Waiting for a friend.I'll find you in the end, again. Oh, sweet 'memry. Your love, mends me.Wherever the moonshines, I'll find you one day.Two, children. Waiting for a the nightThe sky is very bright, for us.I'll chase you, to the moon's darkest sideWherever you may hide.My lovely, lovely bride.True River, and Me. I've wanted to do this song for a long time. Any time I listen to the song Moon River I thought about it. I absolutely HATED the ending of this game. "To the Moon" To anyone who and hasn't played it, the game is an RPG maker story, about a company that makes a fake final memory for someone about to die. They go into their mind and change things in their head to make it so their memories lead up to the ending they wanted. The person getting his memories created had an autistic wife, who said she wanted to see him on the moon. She died first. The man said he wanted his last moment to be "on the moon" And to accomplish this, they LITERALLY MADE HIM FORGET EVERYTHING ABOUT HER, THEIR ENTIRE FUCKING MARRIAGE, JUST SO HE COULD SPEND A FAKE LIFETIME BECOMING AN ASTRONAUT. HE LITERALLY DIED FORGETTING THE TRUE RIVER FUCK. Over a decade later and I am STILL FUCKING MAD.
I could have sworn there was already a Hasa Diga Eebowai parody.
Gonna try my best to write a parody of Sparkle this year. Japanese to English is hard so give me time. Send me your energy!
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>>747709868>Uhhhh we're gonna need to run it through an isolator I guess bro this one wasn't put into Rock Band for some reasonmvsep is black magic these days that's not a problem
>>747710132are there any songs about lusting for teacher that this might work for?
>>747707716This is one I had written for another /v/ project that I never ended up using .Original: https://youtu.be/OXcrEVFZOXsInstrumental: https://youtu.be/E7vYSH2NMb8Lyrics: Shitty bait post for a thread you wonder why you come back to this site, Coomer posts and Loli pic clog up the catalog all day and night, We were meant to post 'bout vid-y-a, have we lost ourselves Janny clean it upJanny clean it upWe were meant to post 'bout vid-y-a, have we lost ourselves Janny clean it upJanny clean it upPosting nothingburgers from his Mountain Dew littered room in his bed,Only a thousand replies in the new sticky thread, I guess /v/ is tru-ly dead,DeadWe were meant to post 'bout vid-y-a, have we lost ourselves,Janny clean it up,Janny clean it up,We were meant to post 'bout vid-y-a, have we lost ourselves, Janny clean it up,Janny clean it up,We want more than this board has to offer, We want more than this board has to offer, We want more than thread mods and the shill bots,And all of reddit seethes,When they come to /v/
Yellow PaintInstrumental:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10al3NUTO8IOriginal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVlKLpxyCBY[CHORUS]Hey, It's me, it's YELLOW PAINT!Ask me WHERE TO GO!"I need directions"I know just where you've gotta go!"Well that's great!"Show you WHERE TO GO!"Alright."[Verse 1]"Where's the key to that locked door?"Oh see see seeIt's in that creekThirsty!"Okay… where is the gameplay?"Oh you you youIt's walking through:The game![Pre-Chorus]Do you have to pee?Did you drink recently?1..2..3.. And wee!Can't you help, I'm so thirsty?[CHORUS]Hey, it’s me, it’s YELLOW PAINT!Ask me WHERE TO GO! (just use my throat)I know just where you've gotta go!Show you WHERE TO GO![Verse 2]"O-Okay b-but why-""Why's the loading zone so long?"Oh tee hee heeGive's time to breathe!It's clear."But-Bu- Why-?""Why do you want me to pee?"All of my paintIs from your taintDon't faint![Pre-Chorus]Do you have to pee?Did you drink recently?1..2..3.. And wee!Can't you help, I'm so thirsty?[CHORUS]Hey, It's me, it's YELLOW PAINT!Ask me WHERE TO GO!"Ah- I- Can I turn it off?"I know just where you've gotta go!Show you WHERE TO GO![Bridge]Come, new player,Don't need to think-You'll never fail!FEED ME![CHORUS]Hey, it’s me, it’s YELLOW PAINT!Ask me WHERE TO GO! (just use my throat)I know just where you've gotta go!Show you WHERE TO GO!
the syllables are sometimes fudged slightly from the original but i don't think it'll be an issue (the original version also changed syllable counts at times!)Super Danganronpa Two By TwoOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrA9qVo9JdYInstrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGZvqpo0Q3oparantheses lines in student roll call are voice lines from game, see https://voicelines.fandom.com/wiki/Danganronpa_2:_Goodbye_DespairIn the not-too-distant futureTwo-oh-two-seven A.D.Hinata and his Hope's Peak palsAre back by the digital sea / OR, IF YOU DON'T MIND LOSING THE RHYME: / Are back in virtual spaceThey're trapped once again by that evil bearWho's one goal in life is to spread despairAnd his new demand is the same old tradeTo escape just get away with killing your classmate"I've got some brand-new motives!Fresh goads just for them! (la la la)I think I'll hand out weapons tooYou could call it a Slayhem!" (la la la)Now keep in mind they can't recallWhy to this island they're condemned (la la la)They'll have to solve the mysteriesAnd root out their killer friendsStudent Roll CallHinata! (That's wrong!)Sonia! (God dammit!)Chiaki! (Hey hey!)Nagitooooo! (Such hope!)If you're wondering who that new guy isAnd why the same old class (la la la)Then repeat to yourself, "The devs are hacksThey'll pull it out of their ass"For Super Danganronpa Two By Twoi also have a one who's running the show dr-themed parody written but i'm much less happy with it
>>747716535whst's next, a song about wolverine fart gas?
>BUILD AND DIE>THAT'S ALL A BRONZY CAN DO>BOT OF THE GAME THEY SHALL REMAIN>THEY WILL ALWAYS GET MOGGED>THEY HAVE NO BUILD ROUTINES>THEY ONLY PROXY RAX MARINES
>>747717293I'm 100% gonna try and write that now
SING MY FUCKING SONG YOU FUCKS
>>747718356It is 8:30 on a tuesday morning.
Happy XIV everyone!
>>747707716PARAPHORE SONG | Island is Flooded (wait. I'm Horny)Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apmWMJQbyPoInstrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG72z1Mbe6IFull-Sized Lyrics: https://rentry.org/6fo566pdLog into PCWhere am I?>You're Horny!No...>Welcome home!No...I can't get this horse cock off...Get me off of the Paraphore Island!(Yes)My meat now turn fuck meat!This is not what I read!Where is the Jesus? Where is the lord?Now I am ArchibaldDrinking some piss in a bathroom stallMaybe trueWait, who are you?>(I am Mynt!)Ah!>(I am Mynt!)Digital splooge, like in a zooI do not even know how to reach the moon!Floor says fuckmeatIs Mynt gonna rape me?'Phore is damned?Wait, I'm gay(When you hear the rhythm, start to move)>Hello, sister, welcome home!>Wouldn't you like to fuck some kid's eyehole?>You know it's way-way too hot out to leave,>Why not fuck away a sleeve?>Collect my pages, collect my piss-bags!>Fuck my tykes,>Or wage slave at Septrica's!>You dumb dumb, cannot out-cum a contraption!>Get me pregnant>Don't know where you come from, likeMynt is getting in my bedTo fart, and give headI'm not Archie, I'm very angryLana the Fox, do not dickmog me-!>I am Mynt, please touch my asshole>Septrica's Wealthy>But she's not in control>Her child rape might turn us all to blood!>She's gonna, he's gonna make the whole island flood!Mindless preg-fuckmeatMinty GlowberrySeptrica raped meFreddy Freaky*Mynt?*>What?*You're my sister?*>I don't know*Why's the meteor look like that?*>I don't know*And why do I keep cumming on your screen?*>What?>I don't know*What the f—* (Cum)Now I'm in real lifeThrough the screen, Mynt is staring at meShe is very sad, I don't want to be drabI am very tired, I'll resetEveryone on island try to blurt"Meteor coming to bunker"But I cannot hear a word.Now Meteor is in bunker(Paraphore)(I'm allergic to heat)
>>747718356soon (though probanly after my vacation)
>>747715026What did you think about the sequels?
Frogs Just Love A Fraction rentry says "Frogs Just Love Their Fractions." Which is it?
>>747721139Just go with whatever flows better.
>Cute without the E not done yethmmm
Another Game Ruined By Wokes (based on Another One Bites The Dust by Queen)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEEOoh, let's goI sit down to watch the streamIt will be a great showcaseNew trailer ‘bout to startIs that the Marvel logo?Can’t believe it! This is amazinga game about Wolverine!Years later it’s finally outPaid 80 dollars but, the truth is...Another game ruined by wokesAnother game ruined by wokesAnd another one gone, and another one goneAnother game ruined by wokes, yeahHey, they’ll ruin your favorite tooAnother game ruined by wokesI don’t know what I did expectSweet Baby was right thereThey take everything that I likeAnd make it for girls and gaysAre they happy? Are they satisfied?The public finally saw the truthEveryone hates it and it will bombBut my favorite character has...Another game ruined by wokesAnother game ruined by wokesAnd another one gone, and another one goneAnother game ruined by wokes, yeahHey, they’ll ruin your favorite tooAnother game ruined by wokesHey!Oh, take itruined by wokesruined by wokes, heyHeyAnother one ruined by wokes Another one ruined by wokes , ohAnother one ruined by wokes , hey, heyAnother one ruined by wokes , heyOoh, wokiesPlenty of ways that you can humilliate usBut we never will let downYou can fill our games with fags, you can make Wolverine a basedboyAnd laugh in our face, yeahBut we’re ready, yes, we’re ready for warAn army of us is waking upAnd we won’t let much else slipKnow that from now on people won’t buy….Another game ruined by wokesAnother game ruined by wokesAnd another one gone, and another one goneAnother game ruined by wokes, yeahHey, they’ll ruin your favorite tooAnother game ruined by wokesShoot outYeah-yeahAlright
Hey anons good to be back, two song writing requests. I'd love to write these but I want to sing them even more and don't want to renfag.This could be made into a pretty killer cunny song I think. I only tooled around with one or two lines at the end of last year and never got further than that but it has potentialhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H4lL13swOAI'll sing any parody made of this song but my initial idea for the hook was I'm Satanized -> It's Overpriced if you want to use thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGR2M2mBJXU
Keep it up, great stuff done so far
Friendly reminder that if you are a writefag and you are not trying to sing your lyrics to check how they flow you an absolute gorilla nigger and yo shit aint getting sung yo
>>747708217Hooray, one of my requests was made! If any writefags want to fulfill my other requests, feel free. We have a month.Doobie Brothers: Black Water, What a Fool BelievesChristopher Cross: Sailing, Arthur's Theme, Ride Like the WindBobby Caldwell: What You Won't Do For Love
a song about uhhhhhhhhhhhhhgrinding and speedleveling in mmos to get to the endgame (but endgame sucks and you realize you could've spent more time enjoying the leveling process)
a song about uhhhhhhhhhhhhstarting a game fully powered but losing all that in the prologue
>>747707716Do Not Pursue Lu BuOriginal - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d2I6SIs_bkInstrumental - https://gofile io/d/Wyc985PhLyrics - https://rentry.co/gvunf4ds
>>747707716ROLLING SOUL (ROLLING GIRL - wowaka ft. Hatsune Miku)https://rentry.co/rollingsoulrolling soul replaying the boss fight.you try again all day and night.every death, bash the wall in with your head,and you're crashing again, and you're crashing again."i'll get good," you mutter in your pride.but what's inside is dread you define.one more try. one more try.fixing your mistakes, emulating a guide.but still in red it flashes: YOU DIED.one last try. one last try."if i roll away i know i'll win this time!"oh, so you yell, so you yell,carving out a hell you're making by yourself."won last try?""nah i fucking died. but i must defeat it if i wanna beat it. challenge is what i enjoy, anon."rolling soul remaining 'til it's done.you can't recall when games were fun.dopamine, only winning lets you feel.it's just lonely relief, it's just lonely relief."i'll get good," your ego's on the line.it rots your mind, there's no bliss to find.they say you can win if you try.no self-expression, you can't color outside.but yet in red again is: YOU DIED.one last try. one last try."if i roll away i think that i won't die!"oh, so you shriek, so you shriek,biting through your cheek for fear you may be weak."won last try?""nah i need more time. but i must perfect me so i can respect me. challenge is what i enjoy, anon."one last try. one last try."if i roll astray i feel like i will cry!"oh, so you sob, so you sob,turning fun rollslop into your joyless job."won last try? one last death. you don't have to try again don't roll away then."play only what you enjoy, anon.This hasty UST is meant for approximate timing. It has timing/pitch issues. DO NOT include it in DLC or anywhere else. Don't use it for harmonies; it's out of tune. Singer, you are welcome to disregard it entirely and/or alter the lines since JP-EN can be tricky in text alone.vocals (https://files.catbox.moe/s1o01m.wav)/w music (https://files.catbox.moe/ssmn7h.flac)
>>747707716Life is Getting PokedOriginal: Rie fu - Life is Like a Boathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B67YpRsmtwNobody knows why I'm getting pokedI've never felt this angry beforeAnd even if I tried somehow to make it stopHer friends will come aid herNot let her flopI suffer nonsense, and as of lateFairies keep coming and I can't escapeBut if a puzzle keeps them off my wayThey'll come to bother me another dayI built many different trapsMaybe they will stop her, perhapsShe won't let me ust sit on my lilypadSome gremlin was most likely her dadI dig a hole, she's flung by her friend Some cute dumbass falls down insteadAnd they are throwing a sleeve at my headThe poking is aheadNobody knows why I'm getting pokedMaybe she treats this as a jokeBut every time another one will come alongTo help her torment me, and all day longAnd no matter where I'm trying to runShe will follow me to have funPestering again no matter how much I frownI wonder if she will calm downAnd every time I see her faceThat brat still keeps acting so smugI never even rudely croakedAnd still I keep getting pokedOh, I can feel the poke She thinks that... it is all just a joke!I want you to know that I'm really madI launched my tongue in the direction of youAnd if you will be hiding now behind a friend She will exit from my other endYou don't get my pain, but Microsoft holdKnowledge who and how gets voredYou're lucky toads would never do something so wrongSo never come to poke me againAnd yet she comes, and brings her friendsThe witch calls forth the cute dumbassAt least the smart one is a decent lassThey still will poke my assAnd every time I see her faceThat brat still keeps acting so smugI never even rudely croakedAnd still I keep getting pokedI may look mean and yet I wish you knewEven we toads can have feelings tooShe is here to poke, looking smugIf only once instead I got a hugOh how I wish just for a simple hug
>>747725385EXTREMELY cute and based song. I have not even played the game this is from but these lyrics are mad cute.
>>747710924I'll sing this. Put it up on the spreadsheet.
>>747707716Shillin'Original - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDYm1nYe0y8Instrumental - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nFj0lN-gS8[Verse 1]I've been spotted on /v/, called out on a streamI'm dead and soulless, that's the memeAnd I'm still shillin'[Verse 2]And I was paid for a job, bait and biteFor a game that was pretty in a certain kinda lightPretty, pretty shitty[Chorus]And I've been from Take-Two to Tencent HoldingsTriternion to THQShilling every kind of game that's ever been madeShilling the bad ones cause I need to get paidAnd you can call it; dosh, dough or dimeIf you pay me on timeI'll be shillin' what you're choosin'[Instrumental][Verse 3]Well, I've had times that are lean, felt all the heatBut I'm by my screen, and I'm ready to tweetAnd I'm still shillin'[Verse 4]I managed to rope some dopes for NintendoPaid out in yen the exchange is low from NintendoAnd I'm still...[Chorus]And I've been from Take-Two to Tencent HoldingsTriternion to THQShilling every kind of game that's ever been madeShilling the bad ones cause I need to get paidAnd you can call it; dosh, dough or dimeIf you pay me on timeI'll be shillin' what you're choosin'
>>747725787Go play it, it was made by anon. It has 100% rating on Steam with 400+ reviews so far, and it absolutely deserves it. I hope I managed to do it justice with the lyrics.
>>747707510If any writers need source material, I'm used to these songs this year so if anyone has an idea with them I'll be able to bring it to voicebeabadoobee - Glue SongThe Beths - Future Me Hates Mejamie page - machine love
>>747724974OHHHH FINALLY A MUSOU SONG
what are all these low effort lyrics.... you can't just change one or two words to make it marginally game related and call it a day.....
>>747726776>>747724974Yeah, I think all the OOOOOs made 4chan think my lyrics were spam, so go check it out. I think its bretty good.
>>747726901I had a feeling this type of comment would come up after reading the bug song lol
>>747726724Is that the only Beths song you're recommending anon? I've been rocking Metals and Knees Deep
>>747707716I'm here to spoil the party again with black metal. I'll most likely sing this this weekend, but if someone else wants to flex harsh vocals go for it soon.Fatalis, The Black DragonOriginal: Tyrant - Babylon, The Greathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIf2JKHLGz8True king of rageBelching out the smokeDrink the blood of the slainThe smoke of their torment risesA great swarm of huntersThrown into the firesComes out the DragonReleases the hellish flamesRisen... FatalisA grave... for mankindRisen... risen Black GodA dread... for livingTerror breaks up themThe light will never shine againDeath, mourning and ruinOvertake SchradeThe flames of his ragingRises for everIn one hourThe kingdom diesAll hail to FatalisMay he set us freeAll hail to FatalisHis wrath shall not cease"Children sing a song in every city, every street."The Legend of the Black Dragon is said to exist everywhere.It says "When the world is full of wyverns, the legend is revived. Call for help, run for your lives. And don't forget to pray to the skies."“Rejoice for now, O hunters! Rejoice, Humans and Felynes and Wyverians! The Black Dragon will be judged for the way he treated you!”RageHis horns, the blackened crown from the hellsOne glimpse will turn you insaneAnd you will become a slave of fearTo recite the titles of the Dragon:Fatalis, the true Black DragonThe Dark Demise of All LandsKing of Disaster and DarknessThe Black FlameWith the strength of the hunters even the mightiest dragon will be slainOnly to be reborn again!
>>747727045Truth be told, this is the only beths song I know but I'll check out your recommendations too. The early 2000s mellow rock vibe is peak
Hello Musical Frens. Good to be here. I got some stuff in the works.Also I read some last year threads I missed and someone said they would sing Lost in the Zone this year if I fixed the syllables so I will get to that.Here's to another year frens!
Think I got one for steam sale day
>>747727281Agreed, I'm a huge fan. Went to see them live twice now so I'm pleasantly surprised to see them mentioned on /v/
>>747723431>Christopher Cross: SailingLove this song, here's two easy ideas that came to my mind:>song about Mei Ling from MGS>song about Mei-Ling Zhou from Overwatchposting the Mei that'll get more attention
anthology of the killer parody of flower manOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP87-ki-EKILyrics:Ten hit singles the Weepster ManIs waiting for a career and fameTrying to climb the charts without a planYet the harsh and cruelShowbiz bothers the Weepster ManSo choked up that he can barely laughIt's clear his rivals in the scene must passSo he kills theWeepster Man, Weepster ManWith his heart full of songSo he triesTo stab the whole wide worldWith a knifeWeeping the night awayWith a tear in his eyeAin't it sadStabbing forevermoreWeepsterTen hit murders the Weepster ManHe is still trying to do his bestFacing History now without a planBut the city's musicScene that nurtured the Weepster ManIs now crumbling and losing cashYet still he strives to not let success passSo he kills theWeepster Man, Weepster ManWith his heart full of songSo he triesTo stab the whole wide worldWith a knifeWeeping the night awayWith a tear in his eyeAin't it sadStabbing forevermoreWeepster
>>747707994Hello Yellan!>WRITANAn avenged sevenfold parody, and a Pragmata song.>SINGANThe Sum 41 song someone posted. Might not finish it today, but I am working on it.>EDITANNothing yet.>ARTANMight finish that damn album cover I started back three years ago.>VIDEOFAGGANUnfortunately nothing. I have too much stuff happening in my personal life to videofag for musical.Here's to a great year.
>>747728193Holy based of the Killer song, off to an exciting start
>>747728193How many flower man parodies will we get this year I wonder
Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident) seems like a really fun song to parody if anyone wants to give it a gohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_VbwZsYPwY
A few requests. I'm not picky about the subject you choose to write about for any of these.>Tatsuro Yamashita - Sparkle: https://youtu.be/VpOXqos8c0M?is=Pmb6uQNNFrIv7xGE>Jack Stauber - Buttercup: https://youtu.be/eYDI8b5Nn5s?is=eonUyeLqUyEXRDxI>MF DOOM - All Caps: https://youtu.be/gSJeHDlhYls?is=reYHGzYFoOH9cGJo
>>747709071i'll sing this later today, sounds fun
>Coolguyanon is back and he is already claiming songsOur hero.
>>747707716Perfect Village, Based on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLKfKhGyRKsI'm in love with emeraldsAnd I know that you love wheat tooI'm in love with emeraldsI'm in love with farming bread tooWe're like door mice now, you knowLike players donning the same skinGive a few enchantments outLiving in a perfect villageTransformation's simple, there's really no pain!You'll hardly notice when they bite your brain!Living out a working lifeHundred-million blocks beneath the groundThere's no need for golems nowThere's no reason to hear bell's soundIn a perfect villageThere's no spawn conditionsUnnecessary childrenTo impede our occupationsWe've simply done away withUnnecessary movementI live in a villageI got a new work stationI get enough nutritionEating potato kinishesAll farmed up from our villageWith redstone automationI saw zombificationI'm in love with emeraldsAnd I know that you love wheat tooI'm in love with emeraldsI'm in love with farming bread tooI can tell by the look in your green wall-eyesThat you agree, but I'm not a bit surprisedLiving out a working lifeHundred-million blocks beneath the groundThere's no need for golems nowThere's no reason to hear bell's soundI saw zombificationWith gold apple digestionIt tampered with my brain someIt helped me give a discountFor building up the villageIt helped me give a discount(We're villagers in the overworld)In a perfect world, there's food security(We're villagers in the overworld)In a perfect world, there's true prosperity(We're villagers in the overworld)There's no need to uncross your arm sleevesPerfect village, we're villagers to the endFarm for the villageFarm for the villageI know, and I know that you love wheat too(Farm for the village)I know I'm in love with emeralds too(Farm for the village)I know we're all still wearing the same skin(Farm for the village)I know, living in a perfect villageFarm for the village
>>747727841Please write it about Mei Overwatch.
>>747729038Said it before and I'll say it again. I'll keep participating until it's no longer possible for me to do so.
>>747707716Play Single PlayerOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOE2L7nL67UInstrumental: https://files.catbox.moe/n1umsp.flacLyrics:SoWhoa, whoa-ohI’m kinda jadedI’m sick of everyone telling me I threw itI’ll guess I’ll stop with the ranked mode from now onI’m agitatedI’m sick of acting like this online game is goatedI guess I’ll never trust a streamer from now onI am sick of bad teammates and terrible onlineI’m sick and tired and I am wasting my timeSo, oh!I’ll play single playerSingle, Single PlayerYeah, ohI’ll play single playerSingle, single playerIt’s just ill fatedGeneric live service game that was createdI guess I’ll never spend a dollar from now onI am frustratedThe cheating strats and meta play yeah I hate itI’ll guess always be a casual now onI am sick of bad teammates and terrible onlineI’m sick and tired and I am wasting my timeSo, oh!I’ll play single playerSingle, Single PlayerYeah, ohI’ll play single playerSingle, single playerOne, two, oh fuck you! Yelled at by a squeakerThree, four, mom’s a whore, fucking game has hackersFour, five, surprise, no one kicks lag switcherI’ll play single player, single player (hey, hey)Five, four, complex lore, no it’s not sublimeThree, two, fucking noob, get cool things with primeTwo, one, it’s no fun, lose in over timeI’ll play single player, single player (hey, hey)I am sick of bad teammates and terrible onlineI’m sick and tired and I am wasting my timeSo, oh!I’ll play single playerSingle, Single PlayerYeah, ohI’ll play single playerSingle, single playerI am sick of bad teammates and terrible onlineSingle, single playerI’m sick and tired and I am wasting my timeSingle, Single PlayerSo, whoa, whoa-ohWhoah, woah-hWoah, woah-ohWoah-oh, oh
When will people be posting the first songs worth singing? Spreadsheet looking grim
>>747725385this one will get done
>>747721139Oh I didn't update the rentry link sorry. Like the other anon says there was going to be a note saying to do whichever you think sounds and flows better, personally I think "their fractions" ends up sounding better but I know some people are sticklers for not adding an -s sound to the end of a long syllable like those lines have. I'll update the rentry soon to be clearer, but like with every song if you have interest in singing it please tweak it however you need to to make it work for you.
I'm committed to doing the Weird Science parody but I know I'm going to need backing vocal contributors, mostly the stuff in the outro.
>>747726901It's day 1, and not everyone prewrites their songs wetard. Just pick one of the many that doesn't do that or give specific songs actual feedback instead of vague posting.
I hope you all are prepared for a sneed song.
>>747710289Well shit I was gonna sing this too.See ya at the death battle.
>>747721994Hey, I'll help you out. Syllables matter a lot if you aren't already a pro-level musician that knows how to mess with them correctly. "Another One Bites The Dust" is a super well known song with an extremely specific flow, and the instruments in the background 1:1 match the syllables, so it will be obvious it's wrong to any listener when " Ba da ba ba, ba ba ba" becomes "ba da ba ba, ba bababa" in the vocals but not the music. You can fix that specific line instantly without altering meaning by making it "another game has gone woke". I suggest you give your lyrics (on any songs you're writing including this one) another pass to fix syllable issues like this, because honestly this is the sort of thing that gets people to skip a song silently most of the time. I'll give it a listen and maybe a demo after you make that pass because I am an old faggot that loves some Freddie, but in situations like these I've found it's better to let an anon know to clean up their stuff instead of doing it all for them so that at the end of the year they're not sitting on a pile of songs and going "why did most of my songs get ignored and the 1 that didn't get changed so much".
>>747728636It'll 1:1 match our number of underaged writefag participants, so maybe like 14
>>747730624>vagueposter
>>747712417Someone best do a rap battle thing. Either also about cave story or a different indie.
Does anyone have the plugin bundle and reaper template posted last year? I found the magnet links but this fucking hotel blocks torrent traffic.
>>747710289>>747731680I used to listen to this song with Naruto AMVs because I didn’t register there were other ways to listen to music until I got the CD prepare yourself for destruction
>>747732604Not all rap is rap battles grandpa, put Run on sometime and learn yaself
>>747732828It's an great song with peak nostalgia, I see other people are interested in it so I'll back out but if you're looking to sing it please do, I am going to love singing along to whichever version/s come out.
>>747732815I'm gonna repost them soon, just gotta get myself driedI hsven't updated it yet with new torrents either but I hope the old stuff is still seeded. Also I know a UVR version that works on AMD GPUs now.
>>747732956Sorry I was just shitposting about singing it I don’t know how to do rock because I am a choirbabby carry on
>>747733185Also if your hotel blocks torrent traffic then you need some kinda VPN or figure out how to do it over TOR
>>747732473There's nothing vague about it, I started at the top of the list and made it to the bottom and didn't see 1 that was singable and actually changed the lyrics at the same time
I think I'll have time to write 5 songs this year but it's tough, I don't think I can fit anything else next to my 5 flower man parodies.
>>747707510We are going to need more people mixing songs so we can work through all the submitted vocals in time this year.Here's a resource of torrents for plugins you can use to help you get started with mixing your vocals and stuff later on, I pulled all of them from RuTracker: https://files.catbox.moe/vosvme.zipIt also includes some guides, and a link for both Nvidia and AMD instrumental extractors. I have not updated the torrent selection yet for this year, but I might do it during the week.For audio software, I recommend REAPER. It's not as easy as Audacity, but once you learn it you'll be able to do whatever you need: https://www.reaper.fm/download.php - Mixing template is contained in the included in the ZIP I posted earlier.In case you have a powerful enough PC, this is what you can use to remove vocals from songs you've downloaded: https://github.com/Anjok07/ultimatevocalremoverguiIn case you need high quality files for songs you like, the best bet is to find them using Soulseek: https://www.slsknet.org/news/node/1And finally, in case your music only exists in the form of a Youtube video, here is YT-DLP. It's CLI, but it works well enough if you remember to use "yt-dlp -x": https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp
>>747707716I wrote this at the tail end of last year so I'm gonna put it up again>KUSOGEOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxkezvGwI20Instrumental: https://files.catbox.moe/fthkfj.flac / https://files.catbox.moe/h8a827.flac (krakenfiles isn't available for some reason)Lyrics:KUSOGE!Whole screen is shakingTop tier's Jesus, foolKUSOGE!Game-crash Rei with hisDribbling Nanto SchoolMash down to bone marrowMake it so the combo meter growsTo make Raoh the whole showJagi pours some oilGuessing you can’t call him kenshiro, boySay his nameKUSOGE!Hyakurets(u)-comboBreaking in-game rulesKUSOGE!Enemy explodesTimer killing moveAnd the specialsare fanservice of the greatest kindIn Guilty Gear XX stylePlay as MamiyaOr Heart whose fat gobbles you upOh I want to play an anime fighting gameThat’s broken but funny as shitAnd it’s out thereIt’s from 2005Get your emulator or arcade in JapanAnd play the kusoge if you spotA game called “Hokuto no Keeeeeeeen!”KUSOGE!Play unfair, they will justPay you cash to quitKUSOGE!ArcSys, you know itFighterZ can’t touch thisOut of all the licensed garbage that isAnime fightansThis is the one boomers stanPull your fatal KO,hit them with just a single frameyAnd they’re deadOh I want to play an anime fighting gameThat’s broken but funny as shitAnd it’s out thereIt’s from 2005Get your emulator or arcade in JapanAnd play kusoge if you spotA game called “Hokuto no Keeeeeeeen!”
>>747710492That is actually DoMaya how the fuck
>>747733185>I know a UVR version that works on AMD GPUs now.but... I've been using UVR with a 6700xt all these years?
>>747735925Well when I tried the main download link it didn't work, but they sneak an AMD version in a bit down in the Github.
>>747715585
>>747735319Dude doesn't understand that tripfagging for attention means we can remember his dumb actions
>>747707716The janitorshttps://rentry.co/zbcr8e2cThe Royal Guard - Sabatonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXM3P8Rmy-Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlKBpH_oMAITo the 4chan /v/, they cameClocked in for the brand new dayOnce again, their task beganTrack the posts of every boardFor shitposters don't get boredA thread, is made!Whenever I postNight or day, janny goesFor /v/ and for 4chan, they do it for freeAll the imageboard they scoldBy the IRCs strongholdTwenty-three years for the imageboardBans fall across the threadCleaning up the spam they wentOh jannies, our janitors!Sworn janitors of the board4chan rulebook set in stoneFor the board they give their freetimeTend threads like a pot of hawksJannies scan the catalogA ban, they will hand!And if they departApplications shall restartFor /v/ and for 4chan, they do it for freeAll the imageboard they scoldBy the IRCs strongholdTwenty-three years for the imageboardBans fall across the threadCleaning up the spam they wentOh jannies, our janitors!On 4chan we need themTo keep our boards cleanWhat they do is real unforgivingWe should double their pay!Whenever I postNight or day, janny goesFor /v/ and for 4chan, they do it for freeStill the imageboard they scoldBy the IRCs strongholdTwenty-three years for the imageboardBans fall across the threadCleaning up the spam they wentOh jannies, our janitors!
So what's the deal with kraken files now? Is it fine to use it but we do NEED to make an account?
Lichess and chess.com are browser video games, so I'm guessing chess is fair game. I'm not proud of some rhymes and jokes though, so I'm open to criticism (not that it would get sung other than by a hardcore artrockfag).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akr9QFo1PSshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQZ7CgJz-E8https://pastebin.com/5y7GpadB
Can the formatting in the sheet be edited so that if the number in the first cell in the row is even, the cells are filled with blue and if not they're white? It's very jarring how the colors jump around.
>>747707716Reposting from last yearOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y_KJAg8bHIhttps://rentry.co/npz29699Paint me out (Wake me up - Avicii)Finding my way through the ashesBeckoned by a stroking handI reach out for my mother out thereAnd I’m thrown to this landThey tell me I'm not making any senseThey say I'm splitting familyThe life of someone else is there when I close down my eyesI don’t wanna liveSo paint me out of this old portraitOf a mind that’s dead and smolderedAll this time I was fighting myself, and I only want to let goSo paint me out of this old portraitOf a mind that’s dead and smolderedAll this time I was fighting myself, and I only want to let goSister’s carrying the weight of the worldAnd my father has to landCruel the way the choice is forced on the worldBut I’ve been dealt thi-is handWish that I could go exploring this oilLike back when I was a childSpoken truth changes not this toilThe end has arrivedSo paint me out of this old portraitOf a mind that’s dead and smolderedAll this time I was fighting myself, and I only want to let goSo paint me out of this old portraitOf a mind that’s dead and smolderedAll this time I was fighting myself, and I only want to let goI only want to let goI only want to let goI only want to let goWant to let go
>>747707510try mu or vg for your off topic ai slop
>>747736340It's not even that, I think they're having some sort of site issue where you can't upload anythingEven with a free account it says "sorry service unavailable"
>>747736772The thread is legit now! Thank you!
I am wondering if I should star namefagging this year. Last year I sang so much I had four songs I sang on one album. I don't know if I am gonna sing as much this year, but I am wondering if I should.
>>747737003>wondering if I should star namefaggingno
>>747707716I'm getting this out of the way because I know some other people have ideas for this song."The One Who's Running the Board"Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAg3bwzSuLk Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpxeoBhr5WMIt’s news to me that it’s news to youWhat you can say on this board that is blueI could delete this thread, but in the end, who are we kidding?Your virginity is past infinity,Am I…Getting through…?All vidya talk has plummeted southWithout my cock shoved deep into your mouth!Don’t bump the thread with memes like it's the only fame you're getting!It’s time to see, on this board called /v/That speech won’t be free, for all eternity!Just strap on in, realize I always win,And don’t forget! Who’s! Running the BOOOOARD!Reroute this!On-topic bliss!Fuck off, troll!Straight back to /pol/!I’m the one who bans you all,Janny is my name!Whine at Jews? Have different views?Oh, what a MOD-damned shame!Congratulations, those in the threadYour conversations are best left for dead!Put down your net resets, because to me, there’s no outwitting!Have talk of games, and keep it in that lane,Or else you’ll feel pain when banned for 7 days!So cope and sneed, but soon you’ll all agreeThat I’m the one! Who’s! Running the BOOOOOOOOOOOOARD!!!Yeah!(Tell me if any of the lyrics need adjusting or any jokes that could be added.)
>>747737034Ok and Sorry for misspelling
>>747737003I've sung more than 4 songs some years but i never namefag
>>747737071I might attempt this
>>747707716That's So Ravenous (based on That’s So Raven)Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpH_PIqT-q8Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53Pnmue0h5cIf you could guess the plot of Metroid(Metroid, Metroid)You’d think her suit would be undone(Suit is undone)After frying Chozo nuggies, yeah(Go ham)But she’s stayed so hun-gry(Oh no)(Dunk her in the pit, now)She ate a Dreadful new mutation(Got her beefin’, now)Now she’s rarin’ for predation(Oh, woah-woah, no)Hey now, Raven’s play, now‘Bout to fuse it downYeah, she is a bird of prey, nowAnd if the Metroids are slayed, now(Om nom, om nom)The Hunter Queen’s gonna change now(Human, Chozo, Metroid, go!)Dig inThat’s so Samus(Like a Metroid she can vore)That’s so Samus(It’s all explainable in lore)That’s so Samus(Ravenous as Raven Beak)That’s so Samus(‘Cause Metroid Ravenous is peak)(Yeah!)
>>747707716>>747736535
>>747707716My second and last repostOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufvmD9s76X0https://rentry.co/ifughtegSaka Pata Te (Diga Diga Doo - Big Bad Voodoo Daddy)Wooden man feeling blueRaise his fist beat a little brush dood, singingSaka pata te, pata te teSaka pata te, pata teYou fight me and I fight youWhen we fight we make a tighter crewSaka pata te, pata te teSaka pata te, pata teI'm so very Saka pata te by natureWhen I try to Saka pata to GolgraWe’re gonna tussle roundSo let that funny human tryThere can only be one champion ofSaka pata te, pata te teSaka pata te, pata teSwing itSaka pata te, pata te teSaka pata te, pata teSaka pata te, pata te teSaka pata te, pata teI'm so very Saka pata te by natureWhen I try to Saka pata to GolgraWe’re gonna tussle roundSo let that funny human tryThere can only be one champion ofSaka pata te, pata te teWooden man feeling blueRaise his fist beat a little brush doodPata te, Saka pata pata teYou fight me and I fight youWhen we fight we make a tighter crewSaka pata te, Saka pata pata teWooden man feeling blueRaise his fist beat a little brush doodPata te, Saka pata pata teYou fight me and I fight youWhen we fight we make a tighter crewSaka pata te, Saka pata pata tePata teThis song is like 50% shitpost, it can probably be adlibbed to hell and back
>>747737003Nah, don't, I'd stop namefagging but people already know my voice.
>>747734708No fuck youYou WILL spend hours retiming and retuning Anonika’s vocals like the good editfag you are
>>747736292Based
>>747737494He already claimed a song btw
>>747731023original title worked fine, it's just a demanding song that got lost in the shuffle last time. i'll give it a whirl, hoping it's not completely out of my range.
In general, do you guys think its better to be very literal when writing a song, or do you prefer when you kind of have to know the subject of the song to understand the lyrics? Quick example would be something like Mario Kart, right? being literal would be something like mentioning stuff everyone knows like, well, Mario, karts, blue shells etc, and something more specific would be naming a very tryhardy combination of character+kart, obscure tracks, etc
>>747737494Good thing I learned how to retime stuff without cutting and splicing recordings last musical.
Anonika’s can’t be that bad-https://youtu.be/Jrx7UY277woHOLY FUCK
>>747738676Sovl
>>747738676Speaking of bad songs, I’m disappointed nobody has posted this yethttps://youtu.be/GtvAaclxpDo
>>747738359specific is good cause it shows the passion behind it even if most people don't get it some people will and the happiness from seeing those who do get it is bigger just seeing the general populace bop along
Reposting: if the anon from last year who wanted to sing Acronym's Bad is here, it's on the sheet!
>>747738676Lol, i had no idea what I was doing with that song.
>>747738784I feel terrible admitting this and I usually don't say mean things in the thread but laughing at the bad songs is one of my favorite things of the musical. If it's a combination of bad lyrics and bad singing then even better, because I do feel bad when one is good and the other isn't. One particular example last year I even downloaded it and bookmarked the thread and I still revisit both.
>>747737481You can literally stop namefagging if you really want to, just stop using the name.It worked for that one Anon that stopped namefagging.
>>747737071>Or else you’ll feel pain when banned for 7 days!the last word needs to rhyme with games/lane/pain to match the originalperhaps it could be "Or else you'll feel pain when I ban your Banes!"
>>747707716This went unused last year but I'm posting it for the first and only time this year. Already in the doc.Fuck Off, You're Killing The Boardhttps://rentry.co/zrdtgfvrI dreamed last night I was shitposting on 4chan,And by some chance I had brought cropped porn along!And I hit “send”, waiting for the (You)s they gave meBut the posters, they knew right from wrong…And Anonymous said “Fuck off!Fuck off, you’re killing the board!”Anonymous said “Fuck off!Fuck off, you’re killing the board!And the mods are all gonna ban you,Because you’re acting like a huge gaylord!Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off!Fuck off, you’re killing the board!”So I went off to another board on 4chan,And by some chance found a screencap of a tweet!And so I sent it and tried to rile the massesBut the posters, they all had me beat…Yes, Anonymous said “that’s bait,And I’m not falling for it.”Anonymous said “that’s bait,And OP, your thread is shit!And the mods are all gonna ban you,‘Cuz this place is not your personal horde!Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!Fuck off, you’re killing the board!”I scoffed at them and kept shitposting on 4chan,But the mods came and gave me a permaban!And as I appealed and cried out “Hiro, save me!”That’s the moment I woke up, dick in hand…And I said to myself “Lurk moar,Lurk moar, you’re killing the board!”I said to myself “Lurk moar,Lurk moar, you’re killing the board!And the mods are all gonna ban you,‘Cuz those posts you make are simply deplored,Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off!Fuck off, you’re killing the board!”“Fuck off, you’re killing-Fuck off, fuck off,Fuck off, you’re killing the board!”“Fuck off, you’re killing-Fuck off, fuck off,Fuck off, you’re killing the board!”“Fuck ooooooooooooooffffffff…”(“Fuck off…you’re killing…the boooooooooooooard!”)
>>747736535Based enochad. I might look at this tomorrow even though I know nothing about chess
>>747739072For me it’s the bad singing.People who are clearly tone deaf and/or out of tempo just makes me lose my shit, even better if you can tell it’s not a bit and this is how they actually sing.Super autotuned vocals also make me laugh cause you can just tell the vocals were shit and the editfag had to rearrange it so much it doesn’t even sound human anymore.It makes me feel like a mean high school girl but fuck it, it’s funny.
>>747739306Theater/Choir/Band kids are spiritually foid hebes it’s not surprising you feel that way
>>747736814Rough. Catbox usually still works, what other audio alternatives do we have?
>>747739306Example?
>>747739498Well >>747738676
>>747739164I do enjoy seeing more classic musical songs still being adapted
>>747728636there should be one album with only the flower songs
>>747737003you could use something generic like a number as a name in the sheet or something. if you want your stuff spread out on the albums you don't have to actually use a name just mark your songs somehow? could be anything, but also don't have to.
>>747739072Which one? The Rhythm Heaven one?
>>747738851I'm going to try again but I'm fairly sure I cant do the high voices
>>747739727Oh the irony
>>747737208I love this so much, gonna wait till my throat is better before I attempt this.
>>747737003Namefagging is a curse, it restrains you without helping much. Do your best and take pride in it blfor it's own virtues.
Singfag so bad they nicknamed her HellenKelleranon
>>747707510You don't represent me, faggots.
>>747739938who are you?
>>747737071>Your virginity is past infinity,Cute line, I kekked. As far as generic board songs go it's fun.
>>747707716ThreadacheDeadache - LordiOriginal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJLkVev9tcInstrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX6XLlEWp0ALyrics: https://rentry.co/owypofprToday I refuse take my medicationRitualposting needs some dedicationTendies freshly microwavedBrowser brightens up the screenFamiliar posts of the botheredThe Mad poster posts bump in the threadAnd samefaggin'It makes threads emptyThe farmer shop gets more (you)s than IIt infuriates cuz I don't get itAnd repliesThey make me get a threadacheThey make me get a threadacheI can't feed and seed I'm chucking deeperThe bans don't slow me down, I changed my proxyMake a new thread farm for (you)sBoards filled up with my statutesThere's no way that they'll get rid of meThe Mad poster posts bump in the threadAnd samefaggin'It makes threads emptyThe farmer shop gets more (you)s than IIt infuriates cuz I don't get itAnd repliesGive me a threadache yeahRepliesGive me a threadache yeahRepliesIn November I post in queen of /v/My waifu jobbed hard and plunged me in insanityThe Mad poster posts bump in the threadAnd samefaggin'It makes threads emptyThe farmer shop gets more (you)s than IIt infuriates cuz I don't get itAnd replies, repliesThe Mad poster posts bump in the threadAnd samefaggin'It makes threads emptyThe farmer shop gets more (you)s than IIt infuriates cuz I don't get itAnd replies they make me get a threadacheThey make me get a threadacheThey make me get a threadacheThey make me get a threadacheThreadacheThreadacheThreadache
>>747738235Good luck to you anon, thanks for giving it a shot. No worries if it doesn't work out
>>747738359Do you want to slightly appeal to everyone or make the favorite song of like 2 autists (including you)
Has King of Hyrule ever been considered for worst song? Cause whew.
>>747740605Fine, I'll never sing a song again.
>>747740794Sync the vocals up next time so I can understand them.
>>747707716>"GRINCH SLOP"Parody of "Gears Song" by Joe Raposo, from "The Grinch Grinches the Cat in the Hat.">DESCRIPTION:The Grinch explains AI game dev to Max.>ORIGINAL:https://youtu.be/QhxwD3GTWcA?si=GDD-YHoWhV7etKSl>INSTRUMENTAL:https://files.catbox.moe/o0533o.mp3>LYRICS:This is the LLM and as you've seen,It takes tokens to scrape the data set clean,And the data set trains the synaptical weights,Which perform all the functions of logical gates!Which writes all the code for autonomous bots,And they decompile the generative logs,Which hallucinate nodes in decision tree prompts,Which eats up the RAM, and they eat up the ROM,And THAT brings about-The most HORRIBLE slop!
>>747740605It was a close race but the winner for worst song of 2025 was Funko Pophttps://youtu.be/eLwAQpJNBiMI’ll post the updated hall of shame next thread
>>747741224This thing would've been much better if the anon who sung it actually posted his stems
>>747741281And they didn’t use a filtered low quality instrumental. And if the lyrics were better.It’s just all around bad.It’s bonkers how the other KPop Demon Hunters parody ended up being kino.
>>747741224Surely the winner ought've been Kerbal Space Program, which genuinely forgot half of its instruments.I don't know how I can trust the integrity of your judges.
>>747741224What the fuck is going on in the song at 0:23 it sounds like the singer is choking on a cock
>>747741438Kerbal Space Program sounded good enough to be in my favorites list. I didn't notice anything missing.
>>747741579i think that's the instrumental but i haven't heard the original song
>>747741612For context, here's what it's supposed to sound like.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyV82Mb-zG8The first 30 seconds aren't supposed to be the same bar on repeat.
>>747741438I don’t know the original so I couldn’t tell something is missing. The song has some tempo issues with the singer tho. Strong contender but I hadn’t watched that KPop movie (but I have now) and I could still tell the funk pop song sounded like shit.
>>747707716[BREAKING NEWS], parody of Here Is The News by ELO. About all the [___ NEWS] posts on the boardhttps://rentry.org/yef5z8dkOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFWypFEQYMQI only found a kind of shitty instrumental, linked in the rentry, if anyone is able to make a better one with whatever tools exist in current year.This song has a bunch of background dialogue that is hard to make out and it would be probably better to have multiple anons doing them if anyone wants to chip in a line or two
g0ldD!gG3rOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFFcyWGWz14Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wru3_AjcYcQLyrics: https://rentry.org/mdy2xaurvocaroo: https://vocaroo.com/1knhY2vYFw0lThis song has already been completed, so naturally this is DLC.
>>747728484>avenged sevenfold parody,Ooooh, consider my interest piqued.
>>747742563>refuses to say nigger but says fag
>>747739727That's insane talk, the lyrics were cute and the singer nailed that shit
>>747742563The version we already have is 10x betterhttps://youtu.be/IBts1ErSWTEYou will never be as good as Rapanon (RIP).
>>747742690nigger.
>>747742956I'm sorry that whoever that is died, but you being a cunt about other people's work won't bring him back. it's ok, anon. I'm not trying to replace him
>>747742946>lyrics were cuteLyrics are just REFERENCE, REFERENCE, REFERENCE, that’s it that’s the song, doesn’t tell a story or explain the game at all just references minigames in no particular order>singer nailed that shitlol more like editfag nailed that shiteven with all the tuning and retiming it still sounds weird, you can just tell the singer can’t sing.If editfag hadn’t touched that song it would’ve been the worst song of the year guaranteed.
>>747742956Someone should tell him the drama is over so he can come back.
>>747743515Didn’t he actually kill himself or trooned out (which probably ended in suicide too)?
>>747743515Rapanon triggered the roco drama btw
Speaking of musical drama does anyone have anything to say about Banonymass? N-no reason. Just curious is all...
>one of my songs got a singer>it's anonikahell yeah!!!! gonna be a great year. very glad to work with cool people again.
>>747739707Maybe it’s kinda late but is there a decent readily available mic that’s good for this shit I just used a laptop mic last year and never bothered to look into it after
NiggerliciousDefinitionMake the goys go loco
>>747736570it CAN be, but as to how you do it idk. I know anyone can fuck with the colors and that's usually how it happens, but each time someone copy pastes stuff it'll mess with it so it's not gonna stay perfect for long if you fix it.
>>747744078Blue Yeti
You guys know about “paste values” right…?
>>747744078you can get the Neewer NW-700 for pretty cheap, it's like 30-50 bucks. it's a condenser mic so you'll need a audio interface, but you could probably just plug it directly into your mic input jack and up the gain on it enough to make it not sound completely shit.
>>747736535>Lichess and chess.com are browser video games, so I'm guessing chess is fair game.The issue with this sort of thing is that you need to approach it in good faith. You didn't attempt to write a song about chess that fits /v/, you namedropped /tg/ and wrote about generals there. It's not /tg/ the musical. Please at least give it a pass of tweaks to pretend to have a little /v/ in there, work with us.
>>747743962Is he a writefag? People don’t really give a fuck about writefags unless they’re fucking annoying (Anonmemeous and DoMaya).
>>747738676that's actually an example of an Editor's Special, it sounded better raw before the editor rushed a shit job out. the lesson here is to start practicing your editing, because editfag already confirmed he won't have time for anything this year most likely, and someone else that said they did 25+ last year said they won't have time either. there's likely going to be 150+ songs to edit like every year, and a LOT of them are gonna need to be done by people that have never edited for us before if we actually want albums and streams.
>>747744616if nothing gets edited do singfags just waste their time or do we just end up editing into november even though that's not what we're supposed to do?
>>747743221>Lyrics are just REFERENCE, REFERENCE, REFERENCE, that’s it that’s the song, doesn’t tell a story or explain the game at all just references minigames in no particular orderwhere do you think we are? do you understand what rhythm heaven is? it doesn't have a story and there is no logic to an order. it's about as good as the lyrics for a rhythm heaven song can be, because it accurately represents what rhythm heaven is and can let fans go "hell yeah, I love karate joe". the rhymes are good and the flow is consistent, it's not just passable but well above the average song that gets posted here.>even with all the tuning and retiming it still sounds weird, you can just tell the singer can’t sing.jealous without a doubt, that singer was slightly rough their 1st year but did many songs last year and all of them were kino. people voted Claim Free to be an opener for an album and she's 1/2 of the reason the song worked (the other singfag was fantastic too at that role)
>>747740986>>747742446remember to put your songs on the sheet
>>747741579hey, it's a living
>>747744616>it sounded better rawNo it didn’t Anonika, you can’t sing for shit, stop lying.
I thought that rhythm heaven was one of the best songs posted last year. no doubt high quality work.
>>747744875They get the Year 1 special.We put the vocals on top of the instrumental and ship it. Maybe add some reverb if we have the time.Don’t like it? Learn to edit and mix your own song.
>>747744298yeah, the one with the cow on the bottle is the highest value because it's the creamiest and has a great flavor. stay away from the sticks, only made that mistake once.
>have idea for a song (about deltarune weird route since ch5 put it back on the table again)>only have the main hook written, and not even in fullffffffffffuck
>>747745274Good thing you have a whole month to write it!
Praise my fucking songs
>>747707716my danganronpa 2-themed one who's running the show parodynot entirely satisfied with itOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAg3bwzSuLkInstrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpxeoBhr5WMIt seems you still haven't gotten a grip'Bout who's in charge of this friendly school tripYou claim you just won't kill but the truth is who are you kidding?Your depravity ignored moralityBut seems like...You forgotSeems your respite's been quickly cut shortI've added some thrill to this tropic resortWhy while away your days when a quick stab will give you freedom?'Cause if you don't proceed with a killing spreeOn Jabberwock you'll stay for eternitySo embrace your sins, do your best to winFor your own hands will be killing you guys!Now take a bite!Excellent slice!Oh, what a blast!That'll leave a mark!I'm headmaster, I run Hope's PeakMonokuma's the nameQuite confused? Want to be excused?Ha ha! You're the ones to blame!Congratulations, you teenage bastardsYou'll find that trusting others is just for the birds!Don't whine for sympathy 'cause I only feel hostilityYou've forgot your stains, don't know hope's in vainFor me to explain, you must kill and maim You scream and cry, far too naive to seeThat your own hands will be killing you guys!Ahahahahahaha!
>>747707716realised i forgot to link the two songs i've written to the anchor:>>747716551>>747728193
>>747745352But i want mah epic and kool song parody without having to work hard >:(
>>747745913Try something else than Deltarune and you might have a chance of making something that matches your desires.
>>747707716>"I'M A SHILL"Parody of "I'm a Punk" by Dean Elliott, from "The Cat in the Hat.">DESCRIPTION:The Cat in the Hat admits he's a shill.>ORIGINAL:https://youtu.be/4PmetI5lNLM?si=bonU7hl1gzIUTdM2>INSTRUMENTAL:https://files.catbox.moe/mu69yp.mp3>LYRICS:Very well... I'm a shill!Disingenuous swill!Nobody's buying...Not even a lil!I agree!I'm a grifterous, grafterous grout!I'm on Twitter!On Discord!With ResetEra clout!I kill vidya discussion,(for fortune and fame...)I'm irrational, unless you buy...Every triple-A game!Sooo what? I'm a shill!Disingenuous swill!Nobody's buying...Not even a lil!I'm a shill.
>>747744875>do we just end up editing into november Not an option, we got lives to get back to, and frankly we're supposed to be DONE by the end of Oct. 15th, every song not edited by then is a mark of shame. In recent years we've lost integrity there and allowed editing past the deadline, but there will not be November editing. I'll give people like 3 or 4 days to see if they can salvage anything, and then some time by Oct 20th it's Editor's Special time.The "Editor's Special" is slapping the raw vocals to be roughly within .5 seconds of where they're supposed to be, exporting, and calling it finished. No harmonies are making it in, If 2 people wanted a duet it's probably just going to be both takes in full slapped over the track without anything adjusted other than getting their volumes roughly equal, 0 effects unless a single button toggle like reverb gets applied. Is the song going to suck? Yeah probably, see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrx7UY277wo, it's basically what you get. Or see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIHHpqbZcAc where literally half the instruments aren't in the final track because an Editor's Special doesn't verify it's right, it puts the pieces on the sheet together and moves on to the next track.Do we have a better option once an Editor's Special is applied? No, if you hate how your track turns out your only alternative is DLCing it, and even that is a very short window because the point of the Editor's Special is to rush shit finished so we can export the albums and do the stream. You can avoid an Editor's Special by editing within the time limit, or at worst slightly past it. I'm begging you guys, I don't like doing Editor's Specials, it's a shame, but it's our only choice when people leave 100+ tracks unedited and they were supposed to be done already.
It's be cool for a writefag to get some Sex Pistols on the board for their 50th.
>>747744875>if nothing gets edited do singfags just waste their timeHalf of the singfags edit their own songs or know people that will edit for them so it doesn't apply to them. A singfag that doesn't edit and has no connections has to hope an editor feels like editing their track, the same way writefags "just waste their time" any time a singfag doesn't sing their track.
>>747745274I'm gonna be honest there's already too many deltarune songs on the sheet considering there was too many last year as well. Do whatever you want but if the song is giving you trouble, you have way better odds of making something people will sing and enjoy if the topic or source is not so overused.
>>747746274is there anyone here even remotely interested in singing them? I'm not against writing basically anything but a basic "I will at least look at it and have a 20% chance of singing it if it's good" is nice to see.
>>747744919>do you understand what rhythm heaven is?Yes, and there is more to be said about the game than "monkey plays golf, whale shoots bunny into space, boars spin, haha" with no real connection whatsoever. Sounds like some cocomelon shit.But let me indulge in your idea that Rhythm Heaven is a terrible source material that doesn't offer much for writing. Okay, and? The lyrics are bad because the source material is bad? That still means the lyrics are bad. Just because the source material didn't have much to give (which it actually does) doesn't magically make the lyrics less shitty. Makes it more understandable, but not less shitty.>jealousI'm not even gonna indulge on this one because the point is moot. Arguing with "you're just jealous haha" it's a waste of time, you have the mind of a child, probably explains why you found those lyrics actually amusing. Anyways, even in your shitty retort you couldn't deny that the singer has a shitty voice. Which was my point all along. If people wanna parade that tone deaf excuse of a singer by putting her in the opener of an album, by all means lol. She still sounds like shit. And here's a hint nobody really cares about the order of the songs in albums, thinking that your song is special or more important because it got voted in some stupid irrelevant poll that most of the time gets rigged is really sad.Hopefully with the new Rhythm Heaven game out, there's bound to be at least 1 or 2 actually good Rhythm Heaven songs this year.
>>747743826God damn do these threads have 15 years of drama? I only ever rarely lurked these threads and would just wait for the albums/music videos to drop.
>>747746576>But let me indulge in your idea that Rhythm Heaven is a terrible source material that doesn't offer much for writingif you can't even understand what other posts are saying then it's no surprise you don't understand what the song was saying
>>747746604there was like 1 massive drama surge in the period around VI and then fallout from that lasted a long time, most other dramas can be linked back to that. never fuck the people that sing your songs, literally or metaphorically.
>>747746624They're saying "it doesn't have a story or logic" which yes, implies that for lyric writing they don't have much to offer and they just had to make do with what they had.Which again is a sad excuse for lyrics being bad.
>>747746576oh lord that's some prime jealousy
>>747743826Was he also trying to have make an e-girlfriend out of the /v/ the musical bicycle?
>>747746758No, it's pretty clear the post went over your head just as much as the song did. Nobody else seems to have an issue understanding the song, just you.
>>747720824Didn't play them, and I probably won't. River died, and was forgotten by the person who she loved most, TWICE
>>747746476>Is there anyone here even remotely interested in singing them?Yeah, me.
>>747728840wtf what a shitty song, she's an 8 she's a 9 she's a 10? which is it buddy, pick one, you can't give 3 different ratings to 1 constant. this shit makes as much sense as rhythm heaven's song, just no mathematical logic at all.
>>747746283This.The concept of having an "editfag" wasn't even a thing until Year 6 when, well editfag showed up.All singers would mix their own songs, with some exceptions like big group project or duets.Editfag showed up and pumped out a ton of edited songs during his first years, which in turn made singfags lazy. A lot of the older singfags who edited their own songs left, and the new generation of singfags just expect an editor to do everything for them.The truth is, you guys need to learn to edit your own music. Specially if it's something simple.Editfag is better used in big projects that have multiple vocal layers and editing effects, but if you're gonna sing a country song with just one vocal, then do it yourself.
>>747746957bro you're seriously cheating on maya like that?
>>747746771>>747746829lol you think I don't understand the song? I get it, but it's stupidAnyways, like I said, a better Rhythm Heaven song will hopefully come out this year since Groove happened.
>>747746693>around VIThat would've been around 2019 right? My memories fucked but I do recall some bullshit happening during one year's /v/ - the musical but only remember anon's calling eachother trannies and redditors.
>>747746576>The lyrics are bad because the source material is bad? That still means the lyrics are bad. Just because the source material didn't have much to give (which it actually does) doesn't magically make the lyrics less shitty. Makes it more understandable, but not less shittyListen, I don't know shit about Rhythm Heaven, alright? Let me just say that outright, the point being that you might actually have a point here. I won't argue against it, I'd just like to say this instead: Music isn't only about the lyrics. There are multiple reasons why someone could enjoy a track, all of them entirely subjective. I like the track because it sounds good, and maybe you can disregard the frivolity of my subjective opinion, but I like the way she says her "oohs and aahs" it's charming. Plus, how often do we get an actual female singer in this event? Call me a simp incel or whatever, but I like female voices, sue me.All of this to say that even though you might have valid grievances with the track, it's still going to be popular if for no other reason than because it sounds catchy, and isn't that the point?NTA, if that wasn't already obvious.
>>747747027>All singers would mix their own songs, with some exceptions like big group project or duets.yeah, speaking of good old roco. I never would have gotten as decent as I have without her guidance in those earlier years. I always cringe when people speak ill of her, she was a bit odd but I'm not sure if anyone has had the level of passion for all aspects of the musical like she did.
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>>747747143There was drama as early as Year 2 when there was also an infinichan musical. Some singers did songs for both.
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>>747747357>(Chorus)LET THESE CASUALS DOWN!LET THESE CASUALS DOWN!ENOUGH SHIT FROM YOU!I’VE GOT NO WAY TO LOSE!>(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fo__Sh0nIg&t=76s)LET THESE CASUALS DOWN!LET THESE CASUALS DOWN!ENOUGH SHIT FROM YOU!I’VE GOT NO WAY TO LOSE!>(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fo__Sh0nIg&t=76s)LET THESE CASUALS DOWN!LET THESE CASUALS DOWN!ENOUGH SHIT FROM YOU!I’VE GOT NO WAY TO LOSE!>(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fo__Sh0nIg&t=76s)LET THESE CASUALS DOWN!LET THESE CASUALS DOWN!ENOUGH SHIT FROM YOU!I’VE GOT NO WAY TO LOSE!>(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fo__Sh0nIg&t=76s)>(Mortal Kombat 4 “...arright” sound effect) (https://youtu.be/e3D5uPCXTaA?si=x5ES4JfByEn5pNte&t=232)>https://rentry.co/h4ch9458(3/3)
>>747747204him* he*
>>747746984don't even get me started on how the premise makes no sense. the song takes place in modern america, and this yankee wants us to believe he found a human woman for sale at an auction? it's obviously not an AU fiction story, and she doesn't even have chains on her, hell she's in the crowd! how is he buying her?! they need to send these writers back to school, nobody but me knows how to write lyrics anymore.
>>747747204Anon, she killed someone.
>>747747027>but if you're gonna sing a country song with just one vocal, then do it yourself.yeah with a lot of songs you can just follow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szoluCoZmBg>adjust volume>cut breaths>match timing>slap a little reverb and compression on
>>747747269I kinda like it https://voca.ro/12CIl4uBGPwD
>>747745164This.That guy has no idea what he's talking about.
>>747747165>There are multiple reasons why someone could enjoy a trackI actually agree, but there's nothing good about the track. Both the singing and the lyrics suck. Editfag made it tolerable, but it's not a good song.>Plus, how often do we get an actual female singerHave some standards man. If you're gonna simp for someone at least choose a good female singer. Like:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t3y0_6ngw0
I will KEEP sharing this playlist until all you motherfuckers have watched it:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fDg_pgit5c&list=PLNNHQbT3rbzXwLY0E_-o9WRZMdr4W05DU&index=1It's a series of video guides on the most commonly used sound editing methods. Ignore the specific programs he uses, the ideas apply to every one of them.Learn to edit your own shit, it aint that hard to make it passable as long as you dont rush it.
>>747747796genuinely they're either trolling or jealous.
>>747747661Editfag if you ever make a tutorial for how to tune vocals, I swear that it will solve most of the issues the musical has.
>>747747723major kek
>>747747886I'm convinced it's one guy arguing with himself and playing both sides
>>747747979At least it keeps the thread bumped
>>747747979It’s called negging he’s gonna get his v musical theatre gf
>>747747979nah the post times don't line up.>>747747269I love the passion but you should include a section of the rentry that is JUST the lyrics of the full track as well, so that when someone goes to sing it they're not darting their eyes around across a ton of stuff they're not actually singing on half the lines.
S.O.U.L.F.U.N. Song about SoulSong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64fetbSh89sInst: https://youtu.be/fRyI1LAK7bsSpongebob: Its not about graphics, its about Soul!Plankton: What's that?S: Soul is when it.... Soul is...... its like.... its kinda.... sorta-like-a..... what is soul? Well. Let me spell it for ya!S is for sounds of an 8-bit melodyO is for Originality~U and L is for undying Love from indie devs-All: for brand new IP~P: S is for Suck-ass graphics that are pixelated garbage!O is for Obsolete, tank controls!U is for Unoptimization~ ports that!-S: Anon! Those things are not what soul is all about, here play them like this:S is for Save points with-P: Never! that's completely unplayable!S: Here let me show you.S is for Sprites with idle animationsO is for OG hardware, try it!P: U and L is for underrated level design-All: made with love and careP: Wait even though its old, I'm actually having fun? Is that bad?S: Nooo that's how you're suppose to game!P: Well I like it, lets play some more!S: Okay!Both: S is for Secrets behind waterfallsO is for Offline LAN PartyV and L is for Volumetric Lighting, autistic shitflinging, here on my board of /v/!(Optional*) Extra dialogue over outroRandom 1: Your fave game sux!Random 2: No your's does!Random 1: I bet you've never even played [game]Random 2: Oh yeah? I bet you couldn't even run nu-[game] and you would suck at it too!
>>747747886Jealous of what?
>>747747260Shit they did?Was it good?
>>747748217who knows. maybe they're not as good at singing, maybe they're a writefag that didn't get their song sung, doesn't really matter. something got a stick up their ass.
>>747748075>I love the passion but you should include a section of the rentry that is JUST the lyrics of the full track as wellUpdated the Rentry. Good luck.
>>747748208>FUN, which has 3 letters and that fact is a VERY important factor in how the song works, replaced with SOUL which has 4 lettersSome of you writefags need to find a new job. Maybe pick up editing?Thankfully an actual good version of that song has already been donehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShRZJr6nao
>>747748225well to my memory it didn't have any exceptionally ahead of the curve people doing stuff like 10 Bux with high quality production, so it's mostly the sort of thing you would expect from 12 year old /v/tm tracks. Editor's Specials all around, sung on the DS microphone with only a little goo blocking the hole, ect.
>>747748208Ashley... return to me....
Last year, a fellow anon and I worked on a SynthV (basically Vocaloid) parody of BIRDBRAIN about Link's Awakening:>GULLGIRLhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=8OO_SPtDQHYAnons brought up the fact that they would have wanted to see the song being worked on early on in the threads. So, I'm announcing early this year that I want to work on one (1) Vocaloid song this year. This is NOT AI. This involves me and other anons intentionally tuning every note. I'm open to people's suggestions. I was thinking of doing >Spoken For https://youtube.com/watch?v=LvYL8u4p-aMas a song about an LLM-driven character NPC that a player could easily hack through prompt engineering, essentially using the artificial singer to write a song about how AI shouldn't be used in games because it leads to generic NPCs. I'm open to your suggestions. I can be persuaded to do a different song, Vocaloid or otherwise. Let's collaborate!
>>747748282If they weren't good at singing and jealous of people who can sing, wouldn't they be attacking actual good singers like kiwi or K then? Or even Jebus, who already has a lot of shit you can attack him for.
>>747748591sounds fine. if you're going to do robot voices, a song where the robot voice adds to the theme is still the right call so the topic makes sense. it's not my kinda thing without a singer but you do you anon, last years track was not bad.
>>747748208>"You and Me" 3 syllables>replaced with "Originality" 6 syllablesnah nigga you gotta DIE
>>747748619that's the trick, frogs in a bucket can only reach for the frogs slightly above them. you don't usually see DSP attacking big streamers with families and their lives put together like Northernlion, he attacks other lolcows or at most he'll throw a pot shot at Asmongold because nobody will say he's wrong when he laughs at that dude for living in filth when he's a multimillionaire.
>>747748890just sing it within 3 syllables. duh.
>>747713001I'm going to sing this but I have a few suggestions. Some of the lyrics don't flow particularly well. Below are the most noteworthy ones with suggested changes.Vidya girl, you're something grand-Why don't people understandThe dev's vision?Should be changed to:Vidya girl, you're something grand-Why don't people understandMy erection?Cats, robots andJust scholars understandShould be changed to:Cats and robots andJust scholars understandThe last thing I had in mind was that "monstrosity and lil nymphs" should be "monster girls and little nymphs."
>>747747451Oh no.
>>747748371This singfag kinda sounds like Anonika, but if he could actually sing.
>>747707716Keine's Expanding ClassOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x1_BKedgeUInstrumental: https://files.catbox.moe/vskccz.flacLyrics: https://rentry.org/tqoqn3ci
>>747748591I fucking LOVED gullgirl anon. Shits better than the original.
holy shit did we already pass 50 written tracks? I know half of them are leftovers but still this is cool
>>747749389That's day 1 for ya
>>747749389YOU'RE a leftover!
>>747748591one's just fine. i know it's a ton of work to tweak something like it but still hope noone else is inspired to move in on this particular niche. incidentally, you still have those stems from last year? i recall them being posted but never snagged them for posterity.
>>747749716No, just an accident.
>>747748591>This involves me and other anons intentionally tuning every note.where are you doing this when it's clearly not in the thread and not in the sheet?
>>747707716Can’t post any of the lyrics yet, they’re all still a WIPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sac-g92KC8E Anon goes on /v/; I REALLY want to create an animatic for it similar to this videohttps://youtu.be/G2PPa3fISws?si=iz6_WRrjYXM39Mtv Woot Kitty (about Mootcat and Wootcat), will be making an art cover for ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRg1Ht11C-E Big Fat Moot Cat. Still thinking if I’ll go with the demo or studio version>>747725065Holy fuck didn’t think someone was working on Rolling Girl, too. Mine was going to be about Ayamari and the sm/v/ 1.1 update (picrel). Otherwise I’ll use what I have drawn so far for the album cover art
>>747749851It's gona be a discord it's always a discord.
>>747749932I figure, but it still makes sense to ask.
What kind of albums do drawfags wanna do this year? I've kind of forgotten my plans from last time so I'll have to go down memory lane for a bit.
>>747749932Maybe if we had a working IRC client...
>>747750029it would be neat to see the first janny-centric album cover this year.
If I hear that anon post about "le editor's special" ONE MORE TIME I'm gonna photoshop THAT FUCKING CAT onto a .38 Special album and submit it as an album coverCall THAT the Editor's Special
>>747750365let's be real discord and irc are essentially the sameit takes 2 minutes total to make a throwaway account you only use for /v/tm that year if you want to stay as anonymous as anyone doing group projects here can be.
>>747750639the editor's special doesn't exist, it's a jewish plot to get anons to submit lazy half finished songs in order to lower the general quality of the musical, which of course, as we all know, has an impact on the white birthrate, because if the /v/tm is shit, then people won't have any background fuck music, which means less white babies will be conceived.
>>747750639le Editor's Special
>>747750029My first submission has details on a potential album cover:>>747747269>>747747357>>747747416>https://rentry.co/h4ch9458
>>747750639dew it
>>747707510New here, can someone who is going thru hormone replacement therapy participate as a singer?My voice is getting deeper, but not sure if I should sing or wait until it gets deeper.How long does is this project gonna go on for?
>>747750947typically if the art is made to match a specific song it just becomes song art for that song
>>747750985>New here, can someone who is going thru hormone replacement therapy participate as a singer?sure, but only as acking vocalsok but seriously I don't care if you're memeing or not, just sing some shit and have fun. or learn to edit songs if you're a pussy>How long does is this project gonna go on for?Oct 15th
>>747750985>btw I'm trans if that mattersjust fucking SING, loser, nobody cares. post tits.
>>747751043Yeah, but my point was that you could totally do a final album called Cyberpunk and parody this album art with /v/-Tan where Quinn is.
>>747751193True, but I'm guessing you're new here and don't realize that we vote on album covers because there are very few slots, and that you can't make something that works as song art and then submit it as album art with song art as your backup plan. it's either made for the song or made for a chance at an album, and if it's specifically for the song it kinda just makes sense to keep it on the song. >inb4 why does that rule existbecause if it didn't then every single song art would be submitted for album art because why would it not be, which basically removes the reason to ever make dedicated album art when it probably loses to the tons of song art, and we don't want that.
>>747749853WHY IS SM/v/ SO DAMN HARDWHY AM I SO BAD AT PLATFORMERS NOW
Would relying on the listener to know the context of the original song make for a bad parody? I have an idea for one that's simple in concept but hard in execution, but it can't explain what the song is even about without you knowing the original. It would be a parody of Run Fatboy Run https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-ksnfj7_a4for Metroid Ravenous. "Run Metroid Run"
this year I shall sing again
>>747751193it probably doesn't work out the way you're hoping even in the best case scenario. if the cover is focusing on /v/-tan it's a board culture album art, but that song is going to be in a Vidya album because it's about vidya. so they couldn't be together even if they both get finished and end up getting used.
>>747750985only as 'acking vocals!
>>747748703Thank you. Appreciate the honesty. I only want to use this for songs where the topic makes sense, like how GULLGIRL is specifically from the POV of a video game character who discusses how everything she thinks and sings is coded.>>747749356y-you too. Thank the anon who poured love and passion into the lyrics. I had to match that passion with my tuning.>>747749749I think I still have them somewhere. I will check around. And yeah, I will only do one, for this reason. I think it can be an okay gimmick for very specific songs, but I would not want it to take over.>>747749851Right now, I am doing it right here in this thread. Last year, the writefag and I renfagged the writing and tuning. This year, we wanted to do it publicly, so I am soliciting anons suggestions for songs and lyrics. I am encouraging other anons to write and collaborate so that it's not just us two vocaloid freaks. Nothing is happening on discord at any point. It will all be posted in the thread and later on the sheet once we have a song.
>>747750029has anyone ever made a vidya version of Can't Buy a Thrill?
I might have missed some in previous years but we don't usually do a lot of country/western songs right?Lack of interest or ability?
>>747751808Behold my masterpiecehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--dQpzqT6Ks
>>747751808>>747751845The Legend Of LAMAJ and ERIOIERE is one of the best songs we've ever done.
>>747751554>Would relying on the listener to know the context of the original song make for a bad parody?That song has 135K views on youtube, so it's a bad decision at least. It's semi-reasonable to assume people know some shit like Gangnam Style, but if the song only makes any sense if they not only know the topic but also know the original niche song then you're getting to levels of niche that the song probably isn't going to feel rewarding enough to earn. Like, if someone wrote a song about some Sega Genesis game most people don't know but I do, even though it's niche I'd be like "hell yeah, that's gamer cred". There's not really any gamer cred or reason to expect listeners to know that original song.
>>747751610hell yeah, we love to hear it>>747751651>Right now, I am doing it right here in this thread>just us two vocaloid freaksthat's what I mean, where is the other vocaloid freak in the thread? you brought up this topic like you already have a partner that you're working closely with, is it an IRL friend then?
>>747750985I suggest to stop the suicidal coctail with brainwash and sing after.
>>747751845>>747751931Damn must've missed them, especially that legend is fantastic.Perfect, I wanted to write for some Highwaymen and wanted to make sure I wasn't burning time for nothing
>>747751935Run Fatboy Run was in Tony Hawk's Underground. People would recognize it.
>>747751808as a writefag I tend to write stuff that makes me happy and has at least some chance to get sung. none of the singfags that request songs or write their own songs do country often, so I get the vibe it's not what they're seeking. I wouldn't mind writing some if it was wanted.
>>747752196yeah, the oldheads might love that then
>>747752085Well last year the writefag and I worked together after meeting in the now-defunct IRC before. We didn't post it in the thread because we didn't want to attract drama but agree with anons that it's better to do everything on the thread, which is what we wanted anyway. I hope my fellow vocaloid freak shows up again this year. It's only the first day of the musical after all.
>>747707510has anyone done a cover art parodying Breakfast in America by Supertramp? i'm sure someone has already covered an iconic song like that by now
>>747751808>>747752243I've done a few Johnny Cash ones, and I even did one for that Compass song from Red Dead Redemption (or maybe I started working on it and never finished, it's hard to remember EVERYTHING) I'll try to maybe do a country song for you this year Anon. >>747752375It would be a pain in the ass to find a bunch of just metroid enemies and make their names rhyme, it was a dumb idea.
>>747752421OK so you're just hoping they show up, got it. either way keep doing you I suppose.
>>747752439have I got news for you
>>747751808Shilling one of minehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZw8qU57bG4
>>747752563well DANG, good thing I was wanting to use it for my cover artmaybe i'll have to write something too?
>>747752754using it for art is fine regardless of the song being used already
>>747752754if you're saying you're an artist then I think it's a great idea for art, and it would be neat to see a song too because you could match the art and song.
>>747748225Hasa Vidya Eebowai was good.
>>747752720HOLY SHIT HOW COULD I FORGET THIS ONELiterally one of my favorites
>>747752828good, goodit does give me another avenue, in case album art voting is extra intense this year>>747752829isn't it?
>>747752973>it does give me another avenue, in case album art voting is extra intense this yearin general it's one or the other, can't submit for album art and then go back to song art if it flops. if you're not confident in it as album art then song art is always safe.
>>747750902ME GIVING AN ALBUM ART SPECIAL
I forgot how much work writing stuff can be sometimes, guess I'll be in the mines for most of the early week.I'll go around shovel out instrumentals for the songs that need something too if nobody can grab something HQ from soulseek or run UVR themselves.
>>747750947I wonder if I'd have better luck this year if I resubmitted it this year
>>747753780fucking had a stroke while writing this>I wonder if I'd have better luck with my old QBomb song if I resubmitted it this yearMy apologies for my temporary retardation.
>>747753051oh right, that would be cheap on my endthink I DO want to go for the big leagues, still
>>747753237kek
>>747753237DLC album cover
>>747753972Agreed, slap our /v/tm text on it and we got a DLC cover
>>747753369>I forgot how much work writing stuff can be sometimes, guess I'll be in the mines for most of the early week.I love it, it's good to do some work that results in something fulfilling. If only I knew what songs to parody.
very topical song about Chad Kensington from the Friday the 13th videogame using the ill fitting song General Lee by Johnny Cash. I believe I counted my syllables right but I am ESLing too hard today, so I want to ask for you're feedback, take this as a beta version, but I think there is some potential herehttps://youtu.be/dD-5Jq6-M-UI'm an asshole, just trolling you all nightTiger speedo or a sweater, never helping in a fightThe worst teammate that you could ever haveI'll teabag your dead body looking bad, bad, badI'm a griefer, who hoards up every sprayWatch you bleed out by the window while I'm running far awayIf Jason grabs your neck don't look for meMy friend you're on your own that's Chad's guarantee!Yeah it's Chad's guaranteeI take the four door car and I turn the keyI'll never hit the brakes when you're running to meStand in front and I'll show you what I meanTake a look right thereDeborah's limping, Jason's breathing down her neckI'll reach the gate and only I'll be freeGet hacked, better you than me!It's Chad's guaranteeIn a cabin, and I'm taking all the lootSee you running to the window with the killer in pursuitI drop an open bear trap in your path'cause watching Jason kill you makes me laugh, laugh, laughI've got speed, but I don't have the nerveLet them fools play the hero, take the slash that they deserveWhen Jason comes around don't count on meCause I'll be long gone and that's Chad's guaranteeYeah it's Chad's guaranteeI take the four door car and I turn the keyI'll never hit the brakes when you're running to meStand in front and I'll show you what I meanTake a look right thereDeborah's limping, Jason's breathing down her neckI'll reach the gate and only I'll be freeGet hacked, better you than me!It's Chad's guarantee
>>747754513I have a bunch of shit I wanna write myself but if someone does Rick Astley's Together Forever I might pick it up after my vacation.
Good afternoon anons, I hope you have a Lucky Lucky day!!Today's good luck charm is especially for all who write!!If your pen can stay true to your soul, the ink shall blossom beautifully!Good effort shall pay in dividends!!With our musical in full swing, those who seize the day won't sneeze today! Today's blessing allows fresh starts, and enhances anything new!
>>747707716Looking for some feedback on this, most especially the spoken sectionI feel like something's just not quite clicking with it and I can't seem to figure out what. FlowersHuman - Flavor FoleyOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbuNxmAXdNkInstrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0H93-czpaohttps://rentry.co/im7ivnov
>>747755125Eh fine I have some time to spa->deltaruneoh, sorry anon, very busy on the first day of the musical you see...
>>747707716The Posts of 4ChanSong: https://youtu.be/c4COfl8DMB8Inst: https://youtu.be/U0_Pu0GBJlkLyrics: https://rentry.co/m9xnsh5kOn the internet the anons awake to the posts of 4chanThe rageposter baits, the payposter shillsTo the posts of 4chanTo the big posts with quads and reply wallsTo the small ones left on page 10And some say the soul of the internet flowsWithin the posts...The posts of 4chanBehold, they're hilarious no?So many anons thirsty for cunnySo many intentional derailmentsBut you know they're not left unmoderated?They're not?No, you silly fagDown there, deep, deep, behind many proxies, is the mysterious janitorWho is this lurker?Who?What is he?>heHow is he paid?Ha!Hush!Anon will tell you, it is a tale, a tale of a man and a faggot...Dank was the night when our tale was begun on the boards of 4chantraps are gay4 ukill your self4 curious lurkers entered the url to the boards of 4chansolve the catchpa to verify your postBut the newfags had replied to some old bait, and they realized their post was cringeTo the attention of an jannie whose autism was as grand as the posts....Moderator MootThe posts of 4chanModerator Moot wished to purge the site of shit threadsAnd banned any poster who dared ask to be spoonfedBring these newfag posters to their containment boardYou there, what are you posting?A foid no doubt, attention whoringShe posted1/2
>>747755193What a predictable creature!
>>747755306If you thought you'd get help, you don't have a glue bro.seriously though it makes me feel bad for liking the game
>>747755418>2/3Please stopThese lyrics suck
>>747755379Eh, it's fine, anon. It's a feeling I know well enough. Plenty of things I otherwise love that I don't interact with because overexposure or fans' inability to be normal about it.
>>747709071>>747729017https://voca.ro/1j1Odfe09fPwworkan, time to learn how to actually edit, wish me luck
>>747754436Fuck I KNEW I forgot something
>>747746957I think Finding Paradise was pretty alright.A bit shark-jumpy, a bit cringy, but in that kingdom hearts-styled "earnest cringe" kind of way where it's so sickly sweet that it loops back around from being cringe into being actually really heartwarming again. Their going-into-memories machine gets hijacked by the childhood imaginary friend of the guy they're doing the memory service for, because apparently the machine made the idea of the imaginary friend fucking self-aware and super pissed that they're fucking with his memories. Ultimately it gets resolved by them just letting the imaginary friend do what she thinks will best fulfill his wish, and then the main guy downloads a copy of the imaginary friend to assumedly help with whatever is going on with the main girl that they hinted at in To The Moon. I think, it's been YEARS since I played but I think that's what happened.Never played imposter factory and don't know if they made any more after that.
WIPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc2FL5ciVXgMama Mia now...I can feel the life count start to dropNo, don't give me that look, I'm not looking for another warp pipeIf you want to rescue someone, don't ask meAsk the guy who's got the mapEvery castle's got a secretEvery hallway's got a trapI've been running, I've been jumpingI've been dodging fireballs since half-past twoIf the princess needs a heroWhy does she keep getting kidnapped by you?Look I'm Mario, I'm a wreckI've been eating mushrooms straight off the floorI'm a reckless, breathless, red-hat-wearing menaceWho somehow keeps coming back for moreBut I remember every castleEvery battle, every fallEvery time I hit the lavaEvery time I missed the wallI was one jump from the finishThen a turtle hit me squarely in the faceNow the game will call me carelessWhile the credits give Luigi all the praiseAnd we choose to press replayThough we know just what will happenAnd we lose another dayTo a kingdom made of blocksAnd a plumber with no mapWho apparently believesThat every problem can be solvedBy running straight into itIf I can't reach the flagI'll take the underground passageI'll find a hidden power-upAnd I'll make my way back (ah)(worth pursuing more of this? kinda long song, this is like half, realized suddenly I'm not sure if people care)
>>747748208Lyricnika you are back! Missed you dude
>>747751808Id be willing to do some George Strait or Travis Tritt if someone wrote something good and not to All My Exes Live in Texas.
>>747753237>>747756034there we go
>>747756427perfecto
>>747755232nigga 4chan is 2 syllables and notre dame is 3It could be ol'4chan or something but read your lyrics again and sound the words out loud
>>747756630just stretch 4chan to 3 syllables
>>747756735
>>7477567354chan(nel)
>>747756829>>747756846no like FFOr-CHH-AN
>>747707716kinda preliminary, wrote most of this last year mostly in case if black metal anon shows up. Will probably give it some extra work later during the week.Doomguy is Coming!!!Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLDPMzFvYjIInstrumental: https://files.catbox.moe/mhqrw8.flacRentry: https://rentry.org/e2y8mgm7
>>747756913nigga that would at best be for-chu-ahn
>>747756989yeah you got there, good job
>>747756926for future reference you should save an anchor link on preliminary stuff you're planning to fix soon for later, the anchor is basically for finished new stuff and ideally is only one time per song. the anchor is a quick way to see each song once and it's better to attach a song to it when you're done with it so in a week when you fix it, people don't overlook it with "I already looked at that one and it was eh".
>>747757167true, well, i'll keep it mind next time
I remembered the album cover I wanted to parody from last year. Are there any knightly or paladin-esque characters you'd like on here?
>>747707716>"I NEVER OWN MY GAMES"Parody of "I Never Get Enough" by Joe Raposo, from "Raggedy Ann and Andy: A Musical Adventure.">DESCRIPTION:The Greedy laments physical ownership.>ORIGINAL:https://youtu.be/mnP8uNfIJDs?si=qSCQN_wBj-mW1nEY>INSTRUMENTAL:https://files.catbox.moe/u5jhpw.mp3>LYRICS:SUNG:I can buy a cartridge, any cartridge,DVD or Blu-Ray disc,Fill my shelves with booklets, guides and manuals,It's a never-ending list!Promise me pre-order perks,I won't feel any shame!But with just a license,I never own my games...(Oh that's what I said. Stop killing games, thank you.)Oh, physical collections are protectionFrom those greedy corporate pigs,Nicely sealed and graded, never traded,Right beside my high-performance rig!They'll be here forever, even whenI'm dead and gone...But with just a license,I cannot carry on!SPOKEN:R. ANN: Well, we're sorry about your predicament, Mr. Greedy. I'm a casual, and my brother's hardcore, and this is our friend, the camel-CAMEL: -I use Linux!GREEDY: How do you- how do you do? Excuse me.R. ANN: We just walked past your collection by accident. So, if you'll kindly let us go, we'll be on our way.GREEDY: Well, don't- don't you support physical?R. ANN: Well sure, but we've still got options-R. ANDY: -like pirating. So if you'll just let us go-GREEDY: No! Excuse me- no, y'see- you don't understand- you must help me own my games!SUNG:I can't go on living like this, consoooming!Where's the Funko Pop to stop this misery? Oh...Consoooming!Is this endless spending all these is to be, or not to be?Limited editions, how patrician! Let me add it to the cart!Warranty extended? Simply splendid! Is it any wonder why I'm smart?All the games I purchase I don't play... I've got all day!But with just a license,I never own my games...Never own my games...Never own my games...
>>747755232>it rhymes now
>>747757869You have a pretty wide range of choices. It could be a clear parody angle with Shovel Knight, or maybe Frog from Chrono Trigger, Saber from Fate, one of the cool Dark Souls designs....
>>747757869I think that Samus in her bio horror green Metroid mutation thing would unironically be a good option since everyone is going gaga at how Cool she is, and the pose made me think of her. If you're really looking for a knight, maybe Freya from FFIX or the Terminator from SMT?
>>747755232Adding another one to my list. I like the rhymes enough to stand singing it.
>>747758360I actually already had an idea of who to put in front (though i might change it) but it's mostly the back ones I was thinking needed to be filled out.
A few songs that I found and like recently and could not come up with lyrics for myself, but do think have some musical potential>One Man Circus - Elio Mei>The Last Great Sweetheart of the Grand Electric Rodeo - Sarah and the Safe Word>You're All Scotch, No Soda - Sarah and the Safe Word>Kiss Kiss Bliss Bliss - Beetlerat>I Was An Island - John-Allison Weis>Vienna (In Memoriam) - The Army, The Navy
Oh, kiwiiiiii, this years duet just dropped.
I guess I will do a similar thing to what I did last year but instead of listing songs I've practiced I'm gonna list singers that I have used as training material. Gonna link a song for each just as an example, not checking if it has been done, mostly to show the voice types.Bryn Terfel - If I were a rich man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HemzWODfNcsJames Barbour - The Longer I Live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfOLcze5mxcTerry Mann - Where's the girl? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVA01Ku1oogBrian Stokes Mitchell - Man of La Mancha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UUDguFEa5EPatrick Page - Hellfire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG7kfW4gWKcJosh Groban - Epiphany https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QmVjj61bp0Anthony Warlow - Confrontation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D6g_74SF9IJerry Orbach - Try to Remember https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arzRzPWghwEYou probably get the gist already, baritone singing, somewhat operatical. I reserve the right to claim madness and not sing your lyrics if I dont like them.Happy musical lads.
>>747758574Not familiar with any of them but the second to last one could make for an amusing reference to Bobby Kotick being in the files and the allegation that Epstein himself came up with the concept of microtransactions.
Hate to do this but I went over On Model again and I'm not totally sure I'm committed to it because my voice is wrong for it. I put the singer column back to open and I'll revisit it if no one else claims it later on.
>>747758803>Josh GrobanNow I need to hear a parody of Believe.
>>747758908No problem, it's how it happens this early on. Just keep doing what works for you.
Anyone wanna do eurobeat this year?
>>747707716FORTRESS MEMES - A parody of Pork And Beans by WeezerOriginal: https://youtu.be/PQHPYelqr0E?si=4Ho0A55-9y7-HK18Instrumental: https://youtu.be/_gyUgDK9NUU?si=QrU1YB5od9BAdTQP(Instrumental)(Heavy going OUOUGH sound effect)They say our lifespan’s up and support doesn’t care… (OUOUGH)Staff it on Counter-Strike and let them wonder where… (OUOUGH)Hope Steam makes from trades a hailstorm of jewels… (OUOUGH)You’d hate for the kids to stop thinking knives are cool.IMMA PLAY THE GAME I’M INTENDED TOI AIN’T GOT A TAG TO SEND TO YOUI’LL FILL YOUR LOBBY WITH TEAM FORTRESS MEMESEQUIP MY DAGGER, AND REMAIN UNSEENA SAINT DON’T CONNECT TO OVERWATCH PRIDECAN’T DRIVE THE /V/AN WITH THE POLICE INSIDEONE BLIP ON MY ROUTER AND I’M PICKLE RICKCAN’T RUN THROUGH ME IF YOU CAN’T RUN THROUGH BRICKEveryone likes to say it’s been up too long… (OUOUGH)And the devs get bored, and we cheat, so they should King our Kong… (OUOUGH)Blizzard can’t get Invasion Bundles into my cart… (OUOUGH)Maybe if it’s worse than Mixed, we can expect VR.IMMA PLAY THE GAME I’M INTENDED TOI AIN’T GOT A TAG TO SEND TO YOUI’LL FILL YOUR LOBBY WITH TEAM FORTRESS MEMESEQUIP MY DAGGER, AND REMAIN UNSEENA SAINT DON’T CONNECT TO OVERWATCH PRIDECAN’T DRIVE THE /V/AN WITH THE POLICE INSIDEONE BLIP ON MY ROUTER AND I’M PICKLE RICKCAN’T RUN THROUGH ME IF YOU CAN’T RUN THROUGH BRICKKOALA BEAAAAAAAARKOALA BEAAAAAAAARKOALA BEAR,IT’S A BEAR,IT’S A BEAR,IT’S A BEAAAAAAAAARIMMA PLAY THE GAME I’M INTENDED TOI AIN’T GOT A TAG TO SEND TO YOUI’LL FILL YOUR LOBBY WITH TEAM FORTRESS MEMESEQUIP MY DAGGER, AND REMAIN UNSEENA SAINT DON’T CONNECT TO OVERWATCH PRIDECAN’T DRIVE THE /V/AN WITH THE POLICE INSIDEONE BLIP ON MY ROUTER AND I’M PICKLE RICKCAN’T RUN THROUGH ME IF YOU CAN’T RUN THROUGH BRICK
>>747759786My favorite eurobeat song is a fan song for that cartoon about technicolor animals that we're not allowed to discuss on this board.
>>747759898your parents should have eurobeat you more
>>747752439I was thinking of making one this year with Flo from Diner Dash
>>747759941IS THERE ANY WAY TO FIX A BROKEN HEAAAAAAART
song about when your mom cancels your wow subscription https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc
>>747759898>>747759941Die You Fucking Barneyfag (Eurobeat Brony Remix)
>>747759786i had a simple idea of doing: "loli vampire" based on this a few years ago https://youtu.be/VwZeVUbyC-wnow it's appropriate, considering recent releases, but I'll see
Has anyone ever done a Valheim song? Maybe Sabaton could work? Alternatively some Turisas.https://youtu.be/kbWc3NPpXTQhttps://youtu.be/Ift85e38H3M
>>747713682Voice: https://voca.ro/1l80o3pdl6Z9w/ Backing Track: https://voca.ro/160vVo2HuAKF
>>747760064not a bad idea, though i'd already begun work on my own version
be careful looking up lyrics, I think AI shit might even be infecting those now in the sources that were previously pretty spot on. I was looking into writing for a song, and I'm lucky I'm pretty much an expert on this kind of thing because if I just trusted the lyrics here I would have surely made a fool of myself giving you short lyrics. Man, being a deaf writefag is hard sometimes. Anyway I'll look into writing that parody now.
>>747761890Yeah I've noticed lyrics sites are often wrong and using autogenerated shit. Particularly sites like Genius
this could be a fun cover to do
>>747762329and by cover I mean album art because I'm retarded
>>747707716https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_HSa1dEL9sMetallica - For Whom the Bell TollsMake their stand, on this land. Of a world gone.Sleepless nights, shaking thoughts.Bloody screech, culling weak, Fighting ever on. Taking hold, growing cold, the soul of mankind's gone.For a strip, bodies rip, why? to flee the horde.Rotting flesh coats their skin.Team of four, still endure, through the blood and gore.Fleeing death's fetid breath, for a minute more.They've been left for dead.All of them lost.They've been left for dead.Take a look past the wall before you fall.Hulking mass rending earth.Flying stone, cracking bone, the unbroken man.Final goal, priceless toll, makes his final stand. Witness now are his own to his sacrifice.The bridge raises so high.Lives were saved, debts were paid, yet the fight goes on.Come the dawn They'll be gone, fleeing ever and on.They've been left for dead.All of them lost.They've been left for dead.
>>747742956>>747743641Please say you're joking... I still shoot an email every once in awhile hoping that he's alive. I'm in the threads less just because life gets in the way so it's definitely possible I missed something.
>>747761327Here, I wrote this in like 15 minutes, if it sucks you have my permission to work with it, unless it's not what you wanted. I'm sort of taking the piss with this song, I do enjoy the game, but these lyrics are based on some of the complaints I've seen about it.Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnzQISf8us4Swedish Indie TrashThis game was made by Iron Gate, some 5 years agoUsed to cost about 10 bucks, before 1.0I've sat alone and watched them, burning through their cashSwedish indie blunder, ignoring fan feedbackThis game is early access trashEven before the AshlandsThis game made so much fucking cashI'll play with mods for a good timeFloating in the ocean, pissing in the wind40 fucking minutes, when will this shit endWaiting to hit landmass, just to plunder cryptsCan't transport your iron through a portal, bitchThis game is early access trashEven before the AshlandsThis game made so much fucking cashI'll play with mods for a good timeThis game's potential was wastedNo QoL since the Deep NorthThis game could have been really basedMods can't fix this bad designNine hundred hour playtime, clocked on this shit gameSteaming pile of garbage, really fucking gayRead the Steam forum posts, see how people cryIf I ever had my way I'd make the devs play their own gameThis game is early access trashEven after the MistlandsThis game made so much fucking cashThose Swedes just took the bag and ran
>>747760395I have an ideahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbNeNxOu2yo
>>747707510it's me bitches>>747708161>>747709517yeah I'm thinking time to hit the lil red button
>>747764545hell yeah I love me
I can't lie the new audacity kinda rocks. so many of the things I had to learn tricks to do right because the intuitive way doesn't work were improved. they even invented a toggle so deleting a chunk of a recording doesn't move the entire fucking rest of the recording by the amount of deleted audio, desycing the whole fucking project after I timed it.
>>747764803>they even invented a toggle so deleting a chunk of a recording doesn't move the entire fucking rest of the recording by the amount of deleted audio, desycing the whole fucking project after I timed it.Oh God, you have no clue how much that was a pain to encounter. I ended up having to re-record multiple takes just cause I didn't want to deal with moving the vocals.
>>747765029yeah good riddance audacity 3.0. they fixed so much of that bullshit, you can even overlap clips so you don't need to manually trim the silences and make new audio lines as constantly.
>>747764803I will shill ardour until the end of time. I used to use audacity a million years ago, and as audacious as it may be, ardour is a professional grade DAW that you can get for free (on linux) or for a meager cash contribution for the windows version (seriously, pay a dollar and you can get the already compiled windows binaries for the latest version). if you pay more than 45 bucks you get technical support but you don't really need that as there are a plethora of videos on how to use it.
>>747744168let him cook. I'll be that monkey to sing this one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T0utQ-XWGYyou come up with a full track I'll record it
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>>747767462aren't you supposed to say six-seven or something.
>>747707716>"QUADRUPLE-A SUPER-GAME"Parody of "Big Boy Boomeroo" by Glen Daum, LeeAnn Ledgerwood, and Jeremy Steig from "The Butter Battle Book.">DESCRIPTION:The Chief Yookaroo designs the world's first AAAA game.>ORIGINAL:https://youtu.be/spxXC5_qvgc?t=1050&si=_7m4oC1BqLl9y6qt>INSTRUMENTAL:https://files.catbox.moe/iza7hu.mp3>LYRICS:To make... the world's... best-selling vidya...You buy out studios you know-And you cut them down,And you shut them down for good!That's how it goes...Now this bloated game engine,Outsourced somewhere overseas...Contains unstable framerates,That bring PCs to their knees!And when it starts to break and bug out,You can ship a patch, day one!The dev team has a deadline,So no rest until they're done!Then you crunch them 60 hours...Then you crunch them 80 more!Cause the more they chore indoors...Makes those profits soar galore!And it's just a bloody miracleYou paid for the acclaim-You've got a... mega-budget live-servicequadruple-A super-game!This masterwork those slaves created,Executive-approved,Would top the charts forevermore--had it not been removed.
feeling cute might delete laterhttps://files.catbox.moe/ad0ptz.flacthis was a shitty demo to see if the idea was just a dumb shitpost or a funny enough shitpost to put on the sheet. but I think it's probably not worth being on an album even if done better. so here's the demo shitpost version and maybe I'll put it a cleaner more consistent version in dlc or something lateralso is catbox really our best option for now? it's at least playable without a download so I guess....
what if linking park "I've become so numb" but "I'm so full of cum"
>>747768968I laughed. could be a funny interlude or something, maybe an outro on a related song or something like that. no reason it can't be on the main setlist for an album.>catboxfor what, to upload flacs? I guess, maybe. I know this is verboten but maybe we can start a thread on an altchan where they get to enjoy much larger upload sizes + videos with sound and use that to share files as opposed to vocaroo or whatever too outlandish right?>>747769298what if zelda was a girl
Anon's Infernohttps://files.catbox.moe/a8gxa8.flacfirst time mixing be gentle. sounds pretty good to me so i might just ship it and work on another song unless there's any obvious problems (which I don't hear)
>>747707716Won't Use It NowOriginal: Need You Now - Lady Antebellumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM213aMKTHgInstrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4j8UroIWqUFound myself an item powerful and overkillGonna keep it with me, I can use some potions stillAnd I wonder if I'll ever find the time For now it lingers in my mindIt's so rare and one of oneI've got an itemI won't use nowSave it for a bossIn case I'm near a lossSo I won't use nowAnd I don't know whenBut I'll need it thenI won't use it nowIn my bag it's waiting, for it to be viableDon't want to be wasting such a rare consumableAnd I wonder if it's ever the right timeFor now it's always on my mindIt's so rare and one of oneI've got an itemI won't use nowSave it for a bossIn case I'm near a lossSo I won't use nowAnd I don't know whenBut I'll need it thenI won't use it nowWoah-ohYeah I'd rather savescum than to use it wrongIt's so rare and one of oneI've got an itemI won't use nowSo I'll save it for a bossOr when I'm near a lossI won't use it nowAnd I don't know whenBut I'll need it thenI won't use it nowI won't use it nowWell maybe I'll use it now
>>747769491>no reason it can't be on the main setlist for an album.eh, I have my own standards past the musical ones. asking someone better at staying understandable when rushing to sing this shitpost feels like a waste, but practicing it enough to get a take that isn't shit also feels like a waste when I could get a better song done faster probably.>for what, to upload flacs?just sharing files in general. it was krakenfiles but it looks like they're telling people to fuck off now, idk. I can't upload there.>I know this is verbotenyeah I'd stay away from that and similar options like abusing a discord server's files. we'd basically need to axe the whole "don't work on stuff outside of the musical" thing and that opens a lot of can of worms. feels very sacrilege as long as we do have options, and catbox is at least an option.
>>747769704I'd up the volume of the backing music a bit, compare the original to yours and it's louder in the original. I'm assuming the mic peak near at the start is intentional, which can be fine but it is the sort of thing people will dog on or listen to a song less because of so it's a personal choice on if that matters to you or not. on a year like this without pro editors around, this is more than good enough honestly.
Just want to double check before I run off and write any lyrics, but the only Avenue Q songs taken are the ones listed on the spreadsheet, right? Got some ideas for two of the songs.
>>747770180the mic peak at the start was specifically requested in the lyrics but I would have done something similar regardless. and I see what you mean with the volume
>>747769831>just sharing files in generalthe only suggestion I have is, if kraken is no longer the go-to choice, perhaps we can peruse this list: https://www.blackhatworld.com/seo/full-list-of-file-hosts-file-sharing-websites-65-websites-to-upload-and-share-files.1775482/and agree on an alternative.
>>747770227Which ones?
Is catbox the new file share for a while since Kraken is down? I would like to know since I got some vocals to share.
>>747769801I only looked at the hook because I do like this song in a sappy way and typically when that's off, I don't need to look more. >It's so rare and one of one>I've got an item>I won't use nowin the original these are together as:>It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you nowDid you try singing this yourself before posting it? You dropped a word that keeps the hook together, so the syllables are off. You can just slap a "that" before "I won't use now" and it restores the original flow with no change in meaning, because without that there's an awkward gap for the singer where the original has those 3 lines sung as 1 melodic sentence. You should probably do a pass on the whole lyric list to check the syllable count, I might check back on this one in a week or two if nobody's writing stuff that really sucks me in.>It's so rare and one of oneMore minor but I'll nitpick this too, only because I'm already replying... it's a redundant line, nobody would say "a master ball is rare and one of one", they'd just say it's one of one and that tells you exactly how rare it is. Personally I'd replace "rare" with "strong" or something so you're putting more meaning into the line and better conveying the story within the hook verse about why it's not being used and why it's saved for a boss. The intro makes it clear that's part of the intent of the song, might as well reduce the redundancy of the hook line because if any line should be given extra attention to be as good as it can, it's the hook.
>>747771315I think since it'll only be a temp until Kraken is back up, use what you want.
>>747770440yeah I have no major issue with it, just figured I'd point it out because it's the only other thing I noticed as far as audio quality, the joke comes across well imo.
>>747771316replying to myself because I realize I should be clearer... the number of syllables is the same in the parody right now but the syllable flow is off because "item" can't be split the way the original has a gap between "alone and". So to sing it to the original it has to go "I've got an i... tem I won't use now". Adding the extra syllable for that lets you avoid that gap, and should sound significantly better.
>>747770770Schadenfreude and The Internet is For Porn.
>>747772494Giga based
>>747707716Archers Pinecones - Bug Hunterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbTRP-xw7uEhttps://rentry.org/7q5gqzpu
>>747768968Ngl I laughed, I needed this, thank you so much.
>>747773083th-thanks, you too *walks away from cashier*
>>747708625https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNdvp9Qo8PA(Repost)I look at your reviews, And I Think back to the games I playedThey remind me of your game, when I was a boy.Will these memories rot, my viewsWhy do I refuse,Will my graphics card have no use?Let me try, and I'll look past the grime, Let this be the time;I can have fun, with something not attacked.Knowing there is nothing I can do to bring those feelings backI just want fun, that doesn't need updates Deep down I would trade it all for a game just half as greatAs what I played.But when, does something viral become something shilled.When does a dev become too woke?When does a fan become a paypig?When does an expansion become a DLC?When does the meta become the game? When does a fan become a paypig?When, does something viral become something shilled.When does a dev become too woke? (Forgive me)When does a fan become a paypig?When does a fan become a paypig?I'm just a fanThis might need some work, if I change it I'll upload a different version. "Knowing there is nothing I can do to bring those feelings back" feels like it can be edited. Not tying the anchor yet until I'm satisfied.
>>747726301>>747751808https://voca.ro/13npcZJhjrTC admittedly i havent sung a country song since I Still Miss Nicole but im doing this one at least
>>747771316I did sing it before posting, and I found that the "lone-and" syllables have a better fit with "i-tem" than "a-lone". The stress on "a-lone" is on a-LONE [1] while "i-tem" stresses the first syllable, "I-tem" [2]. Hence, I replaced "I'm all alone and" with "I've got an item"[1]https://www.wordhelp.com/syllables/english/?q=alone[2]https://www.wordhelp.com/syllables/english/?q=item
>>747707716BIG BLUE SHELL - A PARODY OF "GIVES YOU HELL" BY THE ALL-AMERICAN REJECTSOriginal: https://youtu.be/uxUATkpMQ8A?si=j2Qqr_olidTXpEefInstrumental: https://youtu.be/giWtaZFXqvc?si=xk-Hz0c-xeKR6gLOYou ride up to the start line,On a big bright track in space,And eleven kids wanna race…On Earth, the Shy Guy’s surfin’,On the crab-bestrewn bays…You think he might get first place…Gonna steal your race with a big blue shell, with a big blue shell…Gonna ruin your day with a big blue shell, with a big blue shell…Is that your best defense, son?And why behind your car?Bananas only throw so far…Your hood still got some dents, though,And even though you’ll fall real far,You’re landin’ among the stars…Conclude this shell will miss you…But soon, behold - it’s flyin’!Gonna steal your race with a big blue shell, with a big blue shell,Gonna ruin your day with a big blue shell, with a big blue shell,When you drive a van in Sherbet Land, you’ll speed through swell,But here’s a tool I must expel - it’s a big blue shell!You took a big blue shell!>(Instrumental)Respawn and you’ll be left all by yourself.Tough going, but so long!If it missed, I’d still be gone!A blue explosion clipped you…Now hit the Road - I’m flyin’!Gonna steal your race with a big blue shell, with a big blue shell,Gonna ruin your day with a big blue shell, with a big blue shell,When you drive a van in Sherbet Land, you’ll speed through swell,But here’s a tool I must expel - it’s a big blue shell!(1/2)
>>747773695Don’t turn off your Wii!Render unto Mii!You can pay back my treachery,On Ghost Valley 3!Bereaved of your prize,Far behind those other guys…Get those dry, dry bones right back down to Hell…>(CROWD CHANTING - GOOD TIME TO HAVE EVERYBODY IN THE THREAD RECORD)GONNA STEAL YOUR RACE WITH A BIG BLUE SHELL, WITH A BIG BLUE SHELLGONNA RUIN YOUR DAY WITH A BIG BLUE SHELL, WITH A BIG BLUE SHELLWHEN YOU DRIVE A VAN IN SHERBET LAND, YOU’LL SPEED THROUGH SWELLBUT HERE’S A TOOL WE MUST EXPEL - IT’S A BIG BLUE SHELLGonna steal your race with a big blue shell, with a big blue shell (WITH A BIG BLUE SHELL!)Gonna ruin your day with a big blue shell, with a big blue shell (WITH A BIG BLUE SHELL!)And I’d say “so long”, but it’d just be wrong - look how far you fell! (LOOK HOW FAR YOU FELL)Next week at school, at show and tell, bring a big blue shell! (YEAH, BIG BLUE SHELL!)Show the kids this song, and they’ll all love that big blue shell! (YEAH, BIG BLUE SHELL!)It’ll be the bomb, just like that big, blue, lived-through shell…!>https://rentry.co/g3boff4p(2/2)
>>747773695Anon, I genuinely like the idea because the theme of the song fits great with sending a blue shell at someone, but we did this song already so it's DLC-locked.
>>747774005Anon, I will have you know I literally double-checked checked that spreadsheet with CTRL + F before writing this parody, and that song was not on it when I looked, so that's not my fault. Do whatever you want with it.
>>747749014I'll implement those changes and update the rentry, the "Cats and robots and" was actually the original idea i had for the line but the syllable counter site told me it didnt line up lol
>>747774134it was on the sheet, you probably typed it in before the full sheet loaded or something. It sucks but it happens, I usually type the artist name if the song name doesn't pop up, and if it says "not found" I get suspicious before assuming it's not taken to look deeper at the sheet
>>747749014first confirmed death battle?
>>747774183AI sucks and that includes the dumb programs that say they count syllables, it's really something you want to learn yourself how to count if you can take a bit of time for it.
>>747774282that belongs to to sum 41 song, it got singers fast
>>747774239It's a pretty good parody, though, right?
>>747774005>>747774134At some point we need To allow new versions of parodies to be on main. The rule that the same song can be done multiple times the same year, but can't be done any subsequent year is completely arbitrary. Popular Disney songs got snatched up the first couple years, it doesn't hurt anyone to be able to make a new version of a song you literally can't find on youtube anymore
>>747774450It is yeah.
>>747774453We've gone through this before, there are WAY too many songs out there for you to have to be fixated on ones we've already done.
>>747774560Again, that's an entirely arbitrary rule. You didn't tell me who it would hurt to have that song on main again. This album is supposed to be for fun, right? Why have the rule in place?
>>747774453Not everything you don't understand is arbitrary.We don't allow people to redo songs we've done because it has so many downsides. People will just repeat the hits over and over, that removes the need for creativity, you'll see people "try to improve" old songs, it'll step on the toes and shit on the legacy of the people that made stuff in the past and paved the way for you to even be here. We allow multiple people to do a song in a year for multiple reasons too. We already allow multiple singers to death battle, and there is no fair way to say "If person X wants to sing Flower Man Parody 1 and person Y wants to sing Flower Man Parody 2, both of you hold on and figure out which you both will be forced to sing". Death Battling completely different lyric sets is unreasonable too because inevitably the generic board culture song beats the niche song unless the quality gap is absurd. Past that, one person shouldn't have a monopoly on a song everyone wants like Flower Man. No, this isn't hypocritical with the other rule, because nobody was stopping you from writing a parody of whatever song you get salty over, you always have the full month for the year a song comes out to use it. Oh, you didn't write one then? That's not our fault. You don't get to show up a decade late and then demand everything change to appease you.There are literal millions of songs, they come out 1000X faster than we parody them. We're not forcing you to participate. You can make whatever you want for DLC, or you can make whatever you want on your own time. This project is not your playground, show some respect to the people that started it and made shit before so you even have the chance to make shit today without doing the work of starting your own project. If you REALLY want to bitch and moan, maybe you can convince people to ban doing multiple of a song in the same year, but you're never convincing people to disrespect the people that came before us.
>>747774835>WAAAH, I'M OWED EXPLANATIONS, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME WHYThan ask why like an adult instead of throwing a tantrum where you demand the rules change.>B-BUT ITS FOR FUN!!!Then shut the fuck up and make the songs that are fun, if you only care about the core albums and not the DLC you're obviously not only doing it for fun.
>>747774835Because then we would have 50 parodies of Aladdin songs every year.It’s also out of respect for those that came before us, they did their songs and they left their mark, you can make your own songs, there’s literally thousands of songs out there.This rule has been a rule since the beginning, stop being a newfag and try to change tradition.Restriction allows innovation, we moved on from just doing Disney songs to doing mainstream music, otherwise we would’ve just been doing only the same Disney songs the past 13 years.
New thread you can join whenever>>747775284>>747775284>>747775284
>>747774835"Main" and "DLC" is already an imaginary distinction. If you wanna do a song that's already done it still gets included in the final project on the DLC compilation and people will still listen. It's just as much a part of the ensemble as anything else.
>>747775143>>747775231>>747775285bruh. sounds like qualityfagging to me. This musical is supposed to be about having fun, not appeasing an anonymous control freak online.
>>747775143>you'll see people "try to improve" old songsI didn’t think about it but also this. What would stop people from just changing a few lines from a song and redoing it the next year because they missed out?If you weren’t there, tough luck. You lost the song, go pick another one. It’s not the end of the world.Or hell, just do it but do it for DLC. DLC isn’t a terrible thing.
>>747775410If you think you're able to make a better ruleset you can fuck off to make /me/ the musical. the rules for /v/ the musical were decided when you were probably still in diapers. I'm sorry if the logic for the rules goes over your head, but when you're older you will understand.
>>747775410If we were qualityfagging we would’ve banned Anonika from singing years ago.
>>747775496If you have rules that only a small group of people know, this sounds more like Discord/Reddit the musical than /v/ the musical. Not everyone who sings here has been here since the beginning.
>>747775632DLC is a main album.
>>747775410>bruh. sounds like qualityfagging to menope, in fact it's the exact opposite because we don't want people to say "let's re-do year 1 disney songs in higher quality so we don't need to listen to the originals anymore and I can take the spotlight".>This musical is supposed to be about having funsource? you're basically whipping your dick out at disney and getting mad they're telling you to put it away. if you can't have fun within the rules here, that's not our problem. nobody is forcing you to make anything specific, and you're not being stopped from making literally any song you want, it just doesn't get to be spotlighted on the regular albums if it doesn't fit the project.>not appeasing an anonymous control freak online.yeah that's why we won't change them for you.
>>747775632There's an FAQ in the OP faggotI hope you get throat cancer and lose your vocal chords.
>>747775632It's not our fault if you can't read an OP that clearly provides a NEWFAQ for people like you.
oh god we're rehashing the "muh qualityfagging" argument for like the fifth musical in a rowMOVE ON AND MIGRATE TO THE NEW THREAD ALREADY WE'RE AUTOSAGING
>>747775909would you seriously rather people bitch in the new thread? go to the new one and leave the arguments to die here.
>>747775940That's why I said "move on" first
>>747744405When you're right, you're right, anon. I'll remove the song from the spreadsheet until I think of better jokes, but more likely I'll just write another song.
AAAAAAA THE FIRST THREAD OF THE SEASON IS ABOUT TO ARCHIVE AND I STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED MY LYRICS
>>747776546if it makes you feel better every single song I've tried with more than like 40 seconds of audio has simply not worked out all day long. we're in it together.
Also editfag I know you are busy this year but I have a thing, do you still check the veethemusical gmail?
