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/v/ The Musical XIV Diplomacy Edition

Last Thread: >>747915862
Tutorial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szoluCoZmBg
>What is this?
An annual collaboration project where /v/ sings about video games for a full month, from September 15 through October 15. We've had a strong start, keep the momentum up!

>How do I contribute?
Write something and post it in thread and in the Song Spreadsheet once it's set up! Or look in the thread or Spreadsheet for something to sing or edit. Album art is always welcome, too! And you can even make videos for the songs that are already made! We especially need editors this year!

General Links
>Song Spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1d43M5I8X5zOwh92zZEplrtxxMmFr-QzIu8M9eJoqoBk
>Songs that are already done
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/16rgydhRgtfhrkW3lQwLSyjuS5INyFnd5hVvWx31JW00
>Happenings doc
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1v52iATWKyrU1gwn6axE-RtteVgusFgL3izxCky-EUqc/edit?usp=sharing
>NEWFAQ
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QwgjGUjVfgURMBAQZbcuRdBH0GK50I3edg0bxetXeCg
>Art Folder
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Oxq_sNYzscGwh25RLlwURFPeqhC0LkoM
>Instrumental database
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wMoG5tvsVvHD4J5J9SbDIJzXBqKq5Uu90-TWtsjSvIc
Contains 4000+ instrumentals made from original studio recordings and 74000+ karaoke tracks.
If you need a song from the database, simply tag your post with [VINST] so we can easily find it
>proper mic technique
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr8c5sgkkvc
Where can I listen to the songs?
>Web Player
vthemusical.stfweb.lv
>Latest videos
www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAX8JHUJcFR2gh_WG3YJBITuO-tODVCcJ
>Site with songs from previous years (RIP Bandcamp and Voombox)
https://vthemusical.neocities.org
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kasanon, since i haven't heard back, imma just write some maybe lyrics for Static and Spoken For and post them latee! you can tell me what you think when you see them. just keep in mind how many drafts we went through for GULLGIRL okay byeeee
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WRITTEN SONG ANCHOR
This is an anchor post for newly written songs posted the first time. It's not to shill a song that didn't get noticed and wants more attention, it exists to get a quick glance at the new songs that were posted for the first time in this thread. So please link every newly finished song to this with a reply.
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OC Anchor

This is for vocals, artwork, and mixes.
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thanks baker
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>>747995168
vocals for Sloppafied

https://files.catbox.moe/7p455x.zip
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>>747995168
Here's a flintstones take that can be mixed with Anonika's since the original has a group of singers too. I'll let him handle the yell since it's the only non-group part.

https://files.catbox.moe/rb0jfs.flac
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>>747994956
HOT TAKE but I hate when Anons search for iconic songs for no reason (not for checking if the song theyre currently working on has been done already) in the list of past songs, find one and then post it in the thread with “WE HAVENT DONE [ICONIC SONG] YET? WHAT THE FUCK! QUICK SOMEONE FORCE THEMSELVES TO WRITE A SHITTY SONG FOR IT”. Sometimes an iconic song is sitting in the freezer waiting for the right topic/theme to hit it.
For example, this year we have a Karma Chameleon parody for Mecha Chameleon. Literally a match made in heaven. But if some retard had posted “GUYS WE HAVENT DONE A BOY GEORGE PARODY YET” last year we wouldve lost the chance to do it because the game didnt exist back then and someone wouldve written some stupid shit like “cunny cunnyleon” or “sneed feedeleon”.
Please guys, yes we know theres tons of artists and songs that we havent done yet. If you dont have a good idea for it (and no, making Livin La Vida Loca about browsing /v/ is not good) just let it be. The perfect topic will arise someday.
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GUYS WE NEED TO DO CUNNY CHAMELEON
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Would a song about a schizoid loving and "meeting" a fictional woman be too autistic? I already did You are my waifu in the past, but that was specifically about the person (definitely not me) upset that his waifu was being forgotten by the company that created her.
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>>747995494
i'd sing it which admittedly makes me part of the problem
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>>747995436
I agree with you anon, so I don't think it's all that hot of a take
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>>747995168
Not sure what the protocol is when 2 anons have the same idea, but i feel like the Janny-Man (Flower-Man) Lyrics posted tuesday needed an overhaul (>>747707738)

I rewrote the song and mapped the syllables with vocaloid as a proof of concept. I don't want to be a dick or overstep but i felt it should at least reference the war with the deltarune threads

>Current Lyrics: https://rentry.co/p2644bh7

>New Lyrics: https://rentry.co/73dqpqae

>teto proof of concept: https://voca.ro/1m66rYoQ74Td


Regardless if my lyrics are used or not I can do the final edit when there's a singer. I did the /v/ sings flower man (non-grifter) edit.
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>>747995494
>>747995527
No you retards, the problem is not you singing cunny songs.
Sing the fucking cunny songs you want if the idea comes naturally to you and works.
For example the honey song from winnie the pooh turned into cunny song was another match made in heaven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OdKeRiPOwA

Just dont take iconic songs we havent done yet and force a whatever topic into it JUST to get the song done. If you don't have a good or original idea for it, just let it sit until a good idea comes around.
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>>747995721
Stop qualityfagging. If someone comes up with a good idea for the same song later, it can be DLC. If someone wants to write it, and someone wants to sing it, it goes into the musical.
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>>747995817
I'm not banning people from doing it, I'm just discouraging the practice of doing a song just for the sake of it existing, it being iconic, and we just haven't done it yet.
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>>747995436
Agree 100% extremely strongly, and I don't think it's even a hot take, it's just that people in the moment get hyped in the moment sometimes. Did you know we almost wasted this exact song on pure meta garbage that didn't even try to get the syllables right? I knew to check the archive because I remember telling them off. This sort of thing is exactly why guardian shit is important. There will be a game to fit each amazing song someday, I know I have a list of dozens that I check each year to see if it's the year for any of them. Any song wasted on a shitty topic that doesn't fit it just because "I want to be the one to write a famous song" is forever garbage.

>>525839585
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>>747995682
What the protocol is is it's all fair game during the same musical. If an Anon wants to sing one parody and another Anon wants to sing another parody of the same song, they can do it and everything is fine. Once a parody or multiple parodies are included in a given musical, then that song can never be parodied again.
However Deltarune has caused drama ever since last musical so I doubt there's going to be more than one Flower Man parody in the musical. We already got Cutie Mew Mew Magic taking up two songs with a single parody concept, too.
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>>747995494
unironically if you want to do it this is the year, because you can do it without wasting the song as long as meccha is done too. it would have been awful if you did it last year but this year is perfect.
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>>747995861
>just to make it exist.
Creating anon, the word you're describing is creating.
Every single song on this musical is because someone made something for the sake of it existing.
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>>747995518
we don't want your fanfic tripfag, it's /v/ the musical not schizoid the musical.
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What we need is another song about not replying to tripfags
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>>747995682
>we're up to 6 different lyric sets for flower man
honestly I don't think either should get done, it's such a generic boring topic and there are at least mildly more unique topics already on the sheet.
as far as protocol you did the right thing from the mindset that if some retard really wants to sing the song and is scared to do it on a topic they don't know, they'd at least be doing it over less shitty lyrics.
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>>747995984
I would make it vague enough to be about any fictional woman, the same way I did with my last song about the topic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t12Wsrrx-yM

Give me a LITTLE credit anon, come on.
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Ohhhhhh you touch the big green frog
Mmmm, the fairy poke
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>>747995912
I have a feeling asking someone to do 2 full parodies of the same song (both about rape and neither really that funny tbdesu) just means nobody does mewmew magic at all. I (hope) there's not going to be more than 1 Flower Man parody, I guess it's kinda fine if 1 is the Rance one with an original metal backing and another is whichever one some autist wants with the basic backing though.
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>>747995942
Yes, and there's soulful creating, and soulless creating. That is what they are trying to convey to you.
>>747996150
>Give me a LITTLE credit anon, come on.
Not him, but mother fucker you are a tripfag, you do not get that kinda credit...
>replying to a tripfag
sorry sorry
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>>747996150
yeah, and it's not vague fictional woman imagined by a schizo the musical. it's /v/ the musical. you already got your autistic fantasy song, if you want to make more do you really need it to be on our albums?
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>>747995518
I'd rather you write a song about Maya and not make it vague.
We don't need more generic "unnamed waifu it could be any vidya girl haha" song, like I'd prefer it if it's about a specific character or game. Too vague songs can be boring and not really say much or anything new.
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>>747996337
>I'd rather you write a song about Maya and not make it vague.
don't put that evil on us, we have enough maya songs from previous years from the tripfag
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>>747996287
Yes


>>747996337

Despite what people may thing, I'm self aware enough to know most people aren't interested in my autistic infatuation. A song about Maya, coming from me, would be a love song.
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Found a couple of songs i want to attempt. But I am away on a two day trip, may not be back to Mic in two days.
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>>747996404
OK, so we're in agreement both that people aren't interested in it and that it's not on topic for the musical, therefore it won't be on the albums.
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>>747996391
Okay I didn't know that
If that fag has already overdone a topic then move the fuck on and come up with something new.
No more waifu songs unless its about a specific character that is NOT from Ace Attorney. Or 2B. We have too many songs about 2B already.
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>>747996391
>>747996447


I've never done a song about Maya on the musical, not once. The closest was the waifu song. I'm just tapped out today after writing so many new songs back to back, so right now I'm just mulling ideas.
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WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL
MAYA FEY IS A BITCH, SHE'S A BIG FAT BITCH
SHE'S THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
SHE'S A STUPID BITCH IF THERE EVER WAS A BITCH
SHE'S A BITCH TO ALL THE BOYS AND GIRLS
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a song about uhhhhhhhhhhh
waifu niggas are fucking retarded
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We don't need any more generic waifu songs when we already have the cutest generic waifu song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V1heE1ZHZk
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a song about uhhhhhhhhhhh
tripfagging is a mental illness
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>>747996532
The Kiwi and K harmonies are celestial
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>>747996487
bitch her name comes up in a bunch of songs. if you're claiming you're the 2nd Maya-obsessed autist here then you missed your chance I guess.
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>>747995436
I remember back when Fortnite was written there was at least one guy complaining that the song had been wasted on it, instead of waiting for a better fit. That was six years ago, and guess what? That 'better fit' never showed up.
It's a sliding scale either way. Imagine if next year a new, bigger hit game releases called "Comet Chameleon" — you'd really be kicking yourself for letting this one get through, huh? Better not sing it this year, just in case...

It's basically fine regardless of what happens. There's an infinite number of songs out there, and even an arbitrarily large number of songs that "everyone knows" and "I can't believe haven't been done yet".
Obviously this one's definitely better than that fucking meta song but that's more of a point about meta songs than anything else.
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>>747996201
kino, write it
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>>747994956
fuck off to /mu/ already and stop shitting up the video game board with non video game slop
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>>747996681
This is a good Maya song, not really waifufagging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JTMKn6bZOg
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>>747996715
>That 'better fit' never showed up.
it turns out time keeps ticking
>"Comet Chameleon" — you'd really be kicking yourself for letting this one get through, huh?
that's a really retarded argument. meccha chameleon doesn't stop being a 10/10 topic for the song just because a 2nd 10/10 game might one day exist, and it contradicts your previous point. we're not asking people to have futuresight, we're asking people "are you using that song because there's some connection or it actually made a good song, or is it just a rush job general song for the sake of writing a parody of a popular song".
>There's an infinite number of songs out there
This is true. So when you want to write a super generic uninspired janny song, pick one of those. It makes sense to leave the songs that make you go "holy fuck we never did X" for a song worth the wait.
>Obviously this one's definitely better than that fucking meta song but that's more of a point about meta songs than anything else.
We agree there at least.
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>>747996715
>Imagine if next year a new, bigger hit game releases called "Comet Chameleon"
Okay but the Mecha Chameleon song was not forced. That's the whole point.
If next year another game pops up that could've also worked, we didn't waste it. Because we used it on a relevant topic for a relevant year and it worked well.

I don't know what Fortnite song you're talking about but if it wasn't born out of "we NEED to do this song so I'm gonna force write something" then it's fine.
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>>747996681
>Autistic enough to tripfag when posting songs
>Autistic enough to tripfag when posting waifu pictures
>But too embarrassed to tripfag when posting a song about my waifu

Anon...
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>>747996934
Well someone wrote a better Maya song than you could've
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>>747995912
>>747996070
appreciate the input, and fair enough for rate-limiting deltarune because of schizos. I'll just throw mine in as a separate line in case a singer prefers it. If there's only one making the cut, may the best autist win.

>up to 6 different lyric sets for flower man
sorry lmao
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>>747996934
You seem to think I actually care who you are when I don't. You are an anon with an ego issue as far as I'm concerned. I'm sorry you're not even the best maya fan of the musical, for what that's worth.
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>>747995436
There was a shitpost/drama song writtten to Karma Chameleon a few years ago that was sang but never made it into the musical
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>>747997067
It went to DLC as it should've
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>>747997131
thank the lord for it, and may all meta songs end up there (if they're lucky)
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HOLY SHIT I'M LATE
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stop doing that stupid shit where you fuck with the size of the rows on the spreadsheet for your memes if you're not going to fix it when the new songs get posted and your shitty meme has to be moved down.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfLU3Mv_O9w

Tiny Tim - Tiptoe Through the Tulips

(Repost)

Shitpost, through the bait thread
And the lol threads, and you'll see me.
I shitpost, every evening, on /v/eeeeee

OHHHHHHH! Shitpost, on the stickies,
And your wikis, for every game.
Come shitpost, and have newfags, get blamed

Jannies, will think that they've won.
When we've, have had all our fun
And if I (you) you, on the bait thread, or the lol threads
Will you report me?
Or shitpost, on the bait threads, with me?

Jannies, will think that they've won.
When we've, have had all our fun
And if I (you) you, on the bait thread, or the lol threads
Will you report me?
Or shitpost, on the bait threads, with me?
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>>747995104
Deck Clones
(Bad Man - Distrubed)
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYWtEDu_esE
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmmGDtBdXVI

Lyrics:
Deck Clones, a lot of deck clones
Are they different enough?
Will you ever find a good alternative

See the Deck Clones, pulling some loans
So expensive as hell
Like a switch but it’s not the normative

Deck clones, bigger than phones
It’s really portable
Is it even really that innovative now
Deck clones, all the deck clones
In all the homes

Oh, Deck Clones
Showing up in droves. (showing up in droves)
Oh, copycats circling like crows
For a load
And Gaben he sits upon his throne (sits upon his throne)
Sees the bootlegs no one wants to own
They’re just all copies that we call the Deck Clones

Deck clones, d-d-deck clones
Deck clones, d-d-deck clones

Deck clones
No, you didn’t think that they are the ones to compete
And you shilled them all over the /v/ threads
They all blow, clones, cause we’re not dealing with this shit anymore
You are not gonna see the turning of heads
Hold phone,
dick on clones woah
Need to fight the remorse
There’s no way that you can take old gabens throne
Deck clones, all deck clones
A fucking deck clone

Oh, Deck Clones
Showing up in droves. (showing up in droves)
Oh, copycats circling like crows
For a load
And Gaben he sits upon his throne (sits upon his throne)
Sees the bootlegs no one wants to own
They’re just all copies that we call the Deck Clones

(guitar solo)

Oh, Deck Clones
Showing up in droves. (showing up in droves)
Oh, copycats circling like crows
For a load
And Gaben he sits upon his throne (sits upon his throne)
Sees the bootlegs no one wants to own
They’re just all copies that we call the Deck Clones (repeat chorus)

Deck clones, d-d-deck clones
d-d-deck clones, d-d-deck clones
They’re just all copies that we call the Deck Clones
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>>747996491
This one's for you, tripfag

https://pastebin.com/ytKtUnfh

Weeeeeeelllllll
Maya Fey's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
On Monday she's a bitch,
On Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a Ga'ran Sigatar Khura'in biyotch!

Come on! You all know the words!
Have you ever met this girl Maya Fey?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair.
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch! (Whoa!)
Maya Fey's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch! (Bitch!)

Talk to kids around the world,And it might go a little bit something like this:
(Chinese) Maya Fey shìgè biǎo zi yīgè biǎo zi,
(French) Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier,
(Dutch) Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was,
(Swahili) Yeye ni Bitch yote ya wavulana na wasichana.

Have you ever met this girl Maya Fey?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair.
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch!
Maya Fey's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch!
I really mean it.
Maya Fey, she's a big fat fucking bitch!
Big ole fat fucking bitch, Maya Fey!
Yeah, Chaaaa!
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OH SHIT, A RANDOM CRIT, ANON, IT'S THE THIRD (Soon to be fourth) DAY OF THE MUSICAL, WHAT ARE YOU WORKAN ON?
WRITAN?
SINGAN?
EDITAN? (Don't forget anon we need more editors this year, editfag's going to be a bit indisposed this yeart so it's really important)
ARTAN?
VIDEOFAGGAN FOR SONGS BOTH OLD AND NEW?
WE'VE ALREADY CRANKED OUT A FEW BANGERS THIS YEAR, AND WE'VE STILL GOT PLENTY OF TIME TO CRANK OUT MORE, SO STOP CRANKAN YOUR HOG AND START CRANKAN YOUR SONGS
I BELIEVE IN YOU
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>>747997407
Based except the different languages don't rhyme
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>>747997407
>>747997012
>>747996952

At this point I think it's the tripfag himself writing this, you'd have to be really autistic to be THIS obsessed with a random tripfag. This is going on 4 days now where a random anon has been doing nothing but responding to all of his posts.
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>>747997630
They didn't in the original it was just meant to be extra fluff in the song
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>>747997662
We can tell it's you DoMaya, even without the trip you're still a tripfag
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>>747997407
I don't want this on the album obviously because the tripfag got enough of an ego but damn I love this song. with a few weeks and enough whisky I could have something fun from it but this topic ain't worth it and I don't want someone to write a song for my untuned drunk ass to sing.
https://files.catbox.moe/7nhf91.flac
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>>747995682
>I did the /v/ sings flower man (non-grifter) edit
good to have you anon
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I need a list of some of the premier vidya waifus, and the games they're from in recent years?
More specifically, which of them got the absolute most porn made from them? Preferably ones who were not explicitly designed to be horny.
I don't need a ton of them, just enough that it's not just the same old overused ones that everybody immediately thinks of.
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>>747997612
I shitpost on /v/
I shitpost on /v/
I shitpost on /v/ to kill time
no need to justify
i don't need (you)s
I shitpost on /v/
god knows, god knows I shitpost on /v/

I've fallen for bait
I've fallen for bait for first time
I should've known it wasn't real
I've fallen for bait, yeah
god knows, god knows i've fallen for bait

It's strange but it's true, hey
How it looks like a woman but i know that it's a dude
but i have to be sure, before the thread 404's
oh, how i shitpost on /v/, yeah
oh, I shitpost on /v/
oh, I shitpost on /v/

But now i've been banned
I gotta get used to lurking around,
lurking around, lurking around i can't post
for three days
I don't want to use /pol/, hey
god knows, how long i can hold on
so, jannies once i'm free
I shitpost on /v/
I shitpost on /v/
I shitpost on /v/, yeah
I want, i want, i want, i want to shitpost /v/
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>>747997987
Anon you asked this last musical. And the one before. And the one before that. How many of these are you fucking making?
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>>747995436
I usually look up the song's availability as soon as I get one good hook line, but when it comes to an artist's entire catalog like Maroon 5 and Styx it still comes as a surprise how uncharted they are. Part of it is pointing it out to the anons complaining that all the iconic songs are taken so they could see which artists are still very much open for writing, but most of the time I keep quiet about the iconic songs I'm into.
That said I still think Mucha Creativa, Misuta Kojima would be a decent use even if I don't have the inside joke knowledge to write it myself.

>>747995494
Would've been a funny one if Ashley was a loli and it's Cunny CunnyLeon about the No Way Fag meme
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>>747998086
Didn't Mister Roboto get sung last year
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damn it. there's a really funny song in the spreadsheet. vague posting so I have a chance at singing it first, but anon it's making me laugh like an idiot
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>>747998074
I did not.
It's probably just musical convergent evolution
People write horny songs, it happens.
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>>747998147
If it is it's not on the song list
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Damn, really feeling like singing an Iris by Goo Goo Dolls parody right now.
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>>747998086
>c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, cum inside me, Leon
>heh no way faaaaaag
>heh no way faaaaaag
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>>747998086
>I usually look up the song's availability as soon as I get one good hook line
yeah that's me too. either I hunt for a good hook blindly or I scroll the meta song list and pick something I know is available and see if I can get 1 strong hook out of it.
>Part of it is pointing it out to the anons complaining that all the iconic songs are taken
nah every single time it's a fag whining because 1 (one) song they wanted was done before and their idea wasn't good enough for anyone to sing it for dlc. literally everyone here knows we've done like, what, 1000 songs but there are literal millions of songs, even if you're focusing on stuff that was on the radio (because it's waaay more if you're not).
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>>747998196
thanks, I already know it's one of mine because I'm just built different. you'll know it's mine because the name field will say anon, everything I put out is just above the rest.
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>>747998261
damn anon, me too.
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>>747997612
>writan
Making touch ups on my Pragmata song

>singan
Nothing yet. Away from mic for a couple of days, but might take a crack at the Taking Back Sunday song and the Zebrahead song.

>editan
Nothing yet
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>>747998261
And I must get the world to see me
I'm a tripfag so please understand
When everything's made to be 'bout me
I just need you to know who I am
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>>747998584
WRITE THAT SHIT DOWN oh wait you did.
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>>747998196
I need it. inject it in my veins.
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wtf I figured the goo goo dolls were like a girl group or something like spiced girls, what is this emo shit
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>>747998261
>>747998475

I would give up kojima to sell you
cause i know that you will sell somehow
you're the closest to movies that i've ever seen
I just need to lose controls somehow

And all i can hear is resentment
And i can see are their cries
and sooner or later it will be over
This year their disc drive will die

and i don't really care about xbox
it's not like they would understand
cause when everything moves to streaming
it's easier to peddle our lies
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>>747998756
that's the pussycat dolls
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>>747998756
That's Dancing Dolls.
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>>747998804
ahh it is that makes so much more sense. I remember Don't Cha.
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>>747998850
What do you mean you remember it only came out
>21 years ago
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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>>747998942
yeah my mom probably played it in the car back when we had one that took cds, she loved her retro cds.
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>>747998978
my car still takes CDs
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>>747999017
yeah in this economy retro is the new cutting edge so I don't blame you
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>>747998978
>Your mom
Shut up, like right now.
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https://voca.ro/1eAzku0kaXmp
still slowly working away at cunny uoh, though the project file is slowly becoming sentient i feel like

>>747998769
https://voca.ro/1hlMyzpMz86L
ok now back to work
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>>747995104
PLANET OF THE SITH
Original: https://youtu.be/-7xId_GOaTc

Writer's terrible guide at https://voca.ro/1db1DmXt30so
(jury-rigged) instrumental and SFX at https://www.mediafire.com/folder/tos8uzeahcqxn/planet_of_the_sith

Quick, the captive's about to retreat
You won't catch up thanks to 'burst of speed'
Ah, he has force?
He has force (X6)
Master speed [force power SFX]

Argh, transfer to Lord Malak
Dark lord Malak (X6)
Oh, our lord Malak
Dark lord Malak (X2)

Is Revan dead?
You're a fool to forget
Then find a new master
And that you'll regret

Dark lord Malak (X6)
Oh, our lord Malak
Dark lord Malak (X2)

Can I pick lightsabers to dual wield?
You'll die all the same
Well then that's my build
[lightsaber SFX]

***

This game has everything
I love sophisticated moral quandaries

***

I fought every sith I've seen
From Darth Bandon to Uther Wynn
I won't let dark side corrupt all what I've been
It's so clear, now I see
Revan's mask, was for me
You have finally made a dark lord
Yes we finally made a dark lord
Yes Darth Revan is what I have always been

I love you, dark Bastila!
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>>747999402
Already done, alas
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Where is EIGHT BEARS anon I want to give him my idea
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>>747999395
>though the project file is slowly becoming sentient
kino, growing a homemade loli from pure audio. the effort is appreciated, it's coming along great.
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>>747999395
Whoever asked for a Marina song last year and we ended up getting this, I fucking hate you.
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>>747999735
huh
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daily hours spent on shitposting and thinking about songs to write: all
hours spent writing new songs: none
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>go through by topic
>fan translation of foreign games
cool, relevant to my interests
>flower man - toby fox
fucking kill yourself
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>>748000123
yeah same for me with rance and paraphore sadly. I love fucked up topics, will not touch deltarune after last year.
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>>748000258
qrd?
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>>748000341
that's a multi-sentence post so uhhh
>rance
rape game
>paraphore
rape game
>deltarune last year
it just got spammed with way too much mid musical stuff. the only upside was 3 were back to back on the stream so it was basically an extended bonus break to eat my dinner. One of the ones I did actually witness was pic rel, the art was just 1 sprite from the game desaturated with a gradient. that sums up the average deltarune quality last year, and this year it looks like the same people are back to spamming the same sort of stuff to the sheet.
>my dinner
uh fuck it was almost a full year ago but I remember I microwaved a Devour-branded freezer meal because it was quick. It was cajun alfredo.
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>>747995168
Lolige Land, with mix attempt. Feedback appreciated because I just slapped on some default fx with reaper
https://files.catbox.moe/ucx6un.flac

vocals
https://files.catbox.moe/6pax4n.zip
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>>747995104

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw6u6YkTgQ4
Hello World - Louie Zong

I love you.

I know I'm just a line of code.
Can't deny what I've been bestowed

I love you.

Stay with me

No one could love you more than I
You'll understand if you just try.

I love you.

Oh

Will you stay with me

Oh

Will you love me please?

Oh

Digitally Reconstructed
Oh dear senpai you are mine forever

I love you

I know we're just a line of code.
Can't deny what I've been bestowed

I love you.
(I was thinking both of Mita AND Monika while writing it but It's more about Mita)
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>>748000258
the song just sounds like ass, there's a reason it doesn't officially have a vocal line. it's not built right for it so it sounds forced and cringe
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>>748000632
but anon, all the kids loved their hype moment where the tried to make a slow and boring boss fight more interesting by putting lyrics on screen for a song that had no vocals so that you had to split your attention away from the fight to get the looooore! the kids these days are all about the lore.
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>>747997330
Holy shit, I remember this from like 2 years ago. Wanted to attempt it but didnt have the time. Maybe this will be the year for delivery. Are you expecting the original or the creepy Timmy voice?
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>>748000607
I'd keep it in my folder. Good job imo.
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>>748000746
I'd prefer the original personally, But if you want to do it your own way go ahead. It's a repost of a repost, I've been sharing it for years now.
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>>748000723
God I fucking hate this meme.
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>>748000746
please try to ignore the tripfag, every reply makes them repost 3 more songs from their decade of songs nobody wants to sing
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>>748000831
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>>748000836
I've actually been trying to keep it to one repost per thread, I might have done two on another but if I did I didn't mean it.
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>>748000624
>(I was thinking both of Mita AND Monika while writing it but It's more about Mita)
it's about neither because it's as generic as possible and says nothing, it's the facade of emotion by using phrases that pop up in romance stories but without any of the actual weight behind them because you were too afraid to add character to the song. if you want to see a love song with this theme done right, check out gullgirl from last year which not only was a song filled with love and emotion about a digital girl trapped in a game, but it actually had lyrics related to video games which made it on topic.

that song didn't even have a human singer but I would take it over this with the best singer here because the lyrics try to say something.
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hey tripfag, post the lyrics for your parody of run the jewels - close your eyes and count to fuck. maybe someone will sing it this year.
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I had an idea for Word Disassociation by lemon demon where we just make a big spreadsheet with every word in the lyrics and people chip in games that match the syllable count for given words as a sort of group writing project, and it would be called Game Disassociation. would anyone be interested in this concept or do we have enough lemon demon this year
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>>748001253
cool concept honestly. a quick search on the spreadsheet yields three tracks that you're covering by this artist, I don't think that's a lot.
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>>748001253
it's a decent idea. if you're looking to sing it or there's a singer that wants to it sounds worth it, but that's the sort of one we don't really need to "write" unless there already is a singer, since they should be able to tell just by your pitch if they want to.
>>748001346
to be fair we had a lot of lemon demon last year too. and we'll probably get a lot of lemon demon next year, people here like their stuff.
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>it's another tripfag edits the sheet with a rage comment and then falseflags as someone else by ruining the whole sheet episode
tiring, you already did that just like yesterday, didn't you?
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>Said I'd work on songs day 1
>It's been 7 weeks
fuuuck dude fuck me fuck
Working on a DBD song hope a singfag knows ball
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>>748001960
don't sweat it, we get a full month for a reason.
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>>747995104
Niche Waifu
Parody of Plastic Beach https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGM8BMqBcTo
Inst: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCZ7__F-tlo

To the great app store
Comes a lone anon
Watching girls go by
Not a one to wife

He wants to know
It’s a niche waifu in a gacha game, it’s a niche waifu in a gacha game
It’s a China locked exclusive game, it’s a China locked exclusive game
It’s automatic combat all day, it’s automatic combat all day
It’s a niche waifu in a gacha game, it’s a niche waifu

Did the game shut down
Was it really worth it
When you tried gameplay
Did it make you quit
On her

It’s not worth it
It’s a niche waifu in a gacha game, it’s a niche waifu in a gacha game
It’s a money squeeze demanding play, it’s a money squeeze demanding play
It’s a bunch of girls who look the same, it’s a bunch of girls who look the same
It’s a niche waifu in a gacha game, it’s a niche waifu

Niche waifu, niche waifu, niche waifu, in the white white goo
Niche waifu, niche waifu, niche waifu, in the white white goo
Niche waifu, niche waifu, niche waifu, in the white white goo
Niche waifu, niche waifu, niche waifu

It’s a niche waifu in a gacha game, it’s a niche waifu in a gacha game
It’s a China locked exclusive game, it’s a China locked exclusive game
It’s automatic combat all day, it’s automatic combat all day
It’s a niche waifu in a gacha game, it’s a niche waifu
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>>748001594
I know you won't believe me, but I'm the person who wrote that comment, and I had nothing to do with the vandalism.
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>>748002412
Why are you screeching about not being a tripfag on a line for a song that is not yours when nobody mentioned whoever you are? it's vandalism either way because that edit was vandalism.
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>>747995104
PS5 (Stupify Disturbed)
https://youtu.be/ns0_RQNU5Hw?si=cnbAgdbersBil_L3

Yeah, bringing you another autistic creation
From the mind of one sick anonymous who can't stop the shitposts
And bought PS5

I've been waiting my whole life for just one GAME
And all I needed was just one GAME
How can you say that you don't have a GAME?
I find myself, PS5, catching dust again

All I wanted was just one GAME
One tiny, little, innocent GAME
And when I feel like the Steam Deck is LAME
I find myself PS5, Still don't have a GAME

Why, do you like playing around with
My, Meager physical library
I, can feel all start slipping, I don't want discless games-oh
Why, do you like playing around with
My, Meager physical library
I, can feel it all start slipping away

SAY play has no limits
Don't you think maybe Marathon should quit-it?
Don't you think maybe don't fund games that're made-for-Reddit?
I bought PS5
"WOLVERINE", you say, it-looks-like-shit

So I don't get it
Don't you think maybe Marathon should quit-it?
Don't you think maybe don't fund games that're made-for-Reddit?
I bought PS5
I bought PS5

All the anons with an X-BOX, rock
And all the anons with a PC, rock
And all the anons with a Nintendo, rock
I find myself, PS5, not a single game

All the anons in the Bait Threads, rock
And all the anons in the generals, rock
And all anons posting twitter threads, rock
I find myself PS5, still nothing to play

Why, do you like playing around with
My, Meager physical library
I, can feel all start slipping, I don't want discless games-oh
Why, do you like playing around with
My, Meager physical library
I, can feel it all start slipping away

SAY play has no limits
Don't you think maybe Marathon should quit-it?
Don't you think maybe don't fund games that're made-for-Reddit?
I bought PS5
"WOLVERINE", you say, looks-like-shit

So I don't get it
Don't you think maybe Marathon should quit-it?
Don't you think maybe don't fund games that're made-for-Reddit?
I bought PS5
I bought PS5
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>>747994956
Hope it's going well for you, anons.
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>>748002453
>on a line for a song that is not yours
I put that comment on an empty line. if there was another comment like it that so happened to occupy a line that contained someone's song entry, then I didn't write it and have no idea what you're on about kouhai.
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>>748002578
the log says it was just before the entire sheet got fucked but if you're saying that's a coincidence whatever. I don't really care enough to argue about it because it's pointless. either way the tripfag needs to stop fucking with the sheet because it's getting old.
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>>748002747
well, to answer your question, that was the whole point of the comment in question. there's no way it was made just prior to the whole spreadsheet being fucked because I made that comment in response to seeing the whole spreadsheet being fucked with the comment
>ego-obsessed tripfag wants their generic waifu song to get sung yet again

but you're right it's not worth arguing over and the sanctity of the spreadsheet seems to have been restored.
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Don't Touch My Ascot parody titled Don't Touch The Spreadsheet
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>>748002535
Every song I'm singing is going to kill my voice
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>>748003113
shut up faggot
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>>748003301
u mad brah?
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>>748003294
That's the spirit
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>>748003113
For reference the other reply wasn't the person you're talking with. It looks like you're right on that specific comment, there's others that came before were clearly from the tripfag on his song's line though, and I doubt we had 2 schizos fucking with the sheet at once on top of retards adding comments like yours that egg on the schizos.
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>>748003493
I have no problem believing that multiple schizos might be working together. this shit happens every year, some fag takes it upon himself to fuck with the spreadsheet and generally try and cause pandemonium. it's nothing new. it is what it is.
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do I really have to add my song to the spreadsheet myself?
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>>748003913
yes nigger. quit being lazy.
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>>748003913
yes you lazy cunt
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>>748003913
if you're not going to specify in a post that you need someone else to do it, yeah. it's probably less work to do it yourself anyway if you want it to be right.
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how about a song for the greatest console of all time
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it's cool to see some dangan songs on the sheet but try not to go too crazy guys, we're gonna want to write some sick ones next year for 2x2. there are always great memes and shit to mock even when I love dangan.
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>>747995104
>"MY NAME IS MOOT"
Low-effort parody of "My Name is Doof" by Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh, from "Phineas and Ferb."

>ORIGINAL:
https://youtu.be/1kRHpBFs-V4?si=tHkNB_r9xxnDKCLe

>INSTRUMENTAL:
https://files.catbox.moe/7dy7v9.mp3

>LYRICS:
My name is moot, and you'll do what I say! (Woop! Woop!)
My name is moot, and you'll do what I say! (Woop! Woop!)

Nooo!

My name is moot, and you'll do what I say! (Woop! Woop!)

His name is moot, and we'll do what he says! (Woop! Woop!)

No, no, no, no! The site went down!

His name is moot, and we'll do what he says! (Woop! Woop!)
His name is moot, and we'll do what he says! (Woop! Woop!)
His name is moot, and we'll do what he says! (Woop! Woop!)

They're posting! They're posting!
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>>748005779
Being fresh in the mind is more important than actually being playable, sadly.
This is the same reason we have a Metroid Ravenous song (which is itself longer than the sum of footage we've seen for the game) but nothing for Prime 4, which is RIPE for parody but released in the wrong half of the year.
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>>748006028
the timing for it sucks but I guarantee you I'm writing at least 1 song for it no matter what next year. Hundred Line was an April release and I did 2 for it last year. Dangan as an IP lives and dies off of insane twists and scenarios, and those tend to stick in the mind better than a basic game anyway.

but yeah one of the little issues with the musical will always be the influence of timing. every year people talk about a 4chan anniversary song solely because the anni is during the musical month. and Wolverine is forgettable as shit but has 3 songs because it's brand new right this month, while games exactly like it from 8 months ago never had a shot at a song because they were already forgotten. I try to avoid those songs because they never age well, but I do still laugh at the old dangan songs because to this day shit like "you're fiction" is a funny thing to mock about that game with a funny song.
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>>748000258
There's another paraphore song on the sheet you could sing but it's a parody of a Digital Circus fan song
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>>747998196
Wait, aren't you allowed to sing another song somebody else has claimed?
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>>748006469
trust me, I know, I wasn't trying to give your people shit because they haven't invaded us nearly as annoyingly as deltarune has. but I consider it the same boat other than the fandom not being quite as annoying in this project. don't ask me about hazbin hotel either
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>>748006475
You can absolutely sing it, they are either:
>trying to avoid a death battle, where we vote on which goes on what album. quite a few singers do for various reasons
>trying to avoid that specific song being overhyped and given too many singers while others that also deserve them get 0
>not actually telling the truth and pretending because they want people to go "oh there are amazing hidden gems, let me read the lyrics on the sheet now and see if I can find it too"
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>>748006565
Got it. Makes sense
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>>747995104
(Banana) Cheaper Game
What's My Name - Rihanna: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvTOhYuWv0A
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2Exc76BzbE

THIS IS WHAT THE SONG IS REFERENCING: https://archive.is/MTe8R

>INB4 KOTAKU

I PUT IT ON THE ARCHIVE JUST FOR YOU SHITTERS

(Singer 1: Anon)
Ba-na-na, cheaper game
Ba-na-na, cheaper game
Ba-na-na, cheaper game
Ba-na-na, cheaper game
Ba-na-na, cheaper game (Uh)
Cheaper game, cheaper game (Yeah)

(Singer 2: Wario64)
I tweet what's cheap with them hot tips
Yeah, I weave, fortunes new
The square root of sixty-four is eight dollars off
If you just get a nanner too
Walmart, y'all smart, uh
Banana's part of your mart cart, yeah
Don't pay, away we go
Only thief to believe is me, Wario
Wanna play?
Tell 'em FAST THREE OH, watch 'em shave the price away
You just tell 'em that yo' shopping cart's delivery
One nanner's all you need to count as grocery
Snag the game, snag the game, urgent shit
My trickster cred, call me Anna, merchant shit
I can get you to a mighty cheap game
Soon as you pay, the receipt you got is gon' say

(Singer 1: Anon)
Ba-na-na, cheaper game
Ba-na-na, cheaper game
Ba-na-na, cheaper game
Cheaper game, cheaper game

(Singer 1)
Not every twitter
Is just a total shitter
Is just a waste, so needless
But, man, this one's a genius
Just one banana
The price fell so off, hey, thanks
/v/ I'm off to Dagda
Let's explore the S-ranks

(Singer 1)
Walmart, I really wanna snag this fruit
That looks plastic but I swear is real
Walmart, I really wanna bag this fruit
'Cause it's got a-ppeal
Ooh, ba, na, na, na
I want a long hard nanner payin'
Lookin' for a fruit, is what I'm sayin'
Oh woah, oh woah
Walmart, I really wanna snag this fruit
That looks plastic but I swear is real
Walmart, I really wanna bag this fruit
'Cause it's got a-ppeal
Ooh, ba, na, na, na
I want a long hard nanner payin'
Lookin' for a fruit, is what I'm sayin'
Oh woah, oh woah
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>>747995104
>>748007672

(Singer 1)
Ba-na-na, cheaper game
Ba-na-na, cheaper game
Ba-na-na, cheaper game
Cheaper game, cheaper game

(Singer 1)
Dagda, I'm coming
For Theodora's cunning
And Leda's vengeful strumming
Cai kino incoming, yeah
Glad I'm on twitter
So I could see this tip for
Me, future shoplifter
Eat my banana

(Singer 1)
Walmart, why won't you lemme snag this fruit
That looks plastic but I swear is real
Walmart, why won't you lemme bag this fruit
When it's got a-ppeal
Ooh, ba, na, na, na
I need a long hard nanner payin'
Dyin' for a fruit, is what I'm sayin'
Oh woah, oh woah

(Singer 1)
Now to abuse it—
Oh shit did Walmart figure it out
I didn't use it
Too busy reading twitter, shit, ow
I'm gonna lose it
Bananas are totally sold out!

(Singer 1)
Ba-na-na, cheaper game
Ba-na-na, cheaper game
Ba-na-na, cheaper game
Ba-na-na, cheaper game
Ba-na-na, cheaper game
Cheaper game, cheaper game

(Singer 1)
Walmart, I really hadta snag that fruit
That looked plastic but the game was real
Walmart, I really hadta bag that fruit
While it had appeal
Ooh, ba, na, na, na
I want it cheap or I ain't payin'
Fortune won't be paid, is what I'm sayin'
Oh woah, oh woah
Walmart, I really hadta snag that fruit
Fi-re Emblem has some fruits no doubt
Walmart, I really hadta bag that fruit
Nanners all sold out
Ooh, ba, na, na, na
I want it low, or I ain't payin'
Goin' yo-ho-ho, is what I'm sayin'
Oh woah, oh woah
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Pouring one out tonight for the anons that haven't made it back this year.
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>>747995168
Cleared Context Was Her Name full track mix done
https://files.catbox.moe/lf4a7p.wav

Glory to our context clearing god.
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>>747996251
>neither really that funny
If you can improve the Rance lyrics feel free, I want that song to be the best it can be.
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>>748008032
amazing work
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AUTISMO
CUNTISSIMO by MARINO
OG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMAD4J0LgYU
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfjBgsTuswM

AUTISMO is pronounced AU-TI-SM-OH like CUN-TI-SSI-MOH. You can sing AU-TI-SSI-MOH instead.

Ah, every game, every game, every game
I’ll be playing exactly the same
Every game, every game, every game
You make fun of me, but I reclaim

It’s the items that I’m hoarding
For a boss, still sorting
What if fight past the ending
What if I need mending

(AUTISMO) Oh anon, it’s a way of life
(AUTISMO) Don’t let nobody dull my pride
(AU-AUTISMO) This ain’t no Beautiful Mind
(Uh-huh, uh-huh) I play and write a spreadsheet on the side

/v/ says that I should simmer down
But I don’t wanna
I’m not gonna (gonna, gonna)

(AUTISMO) Saving ten times in a row
(AUTISMO) Reload again to max ammo
(AUTISMO) B-hopping up on each stair (Ah~)
And dodging-rolling everywhere

(AUTISMO) Quitting the session at home
(AU-AUTISMO) In the game world, not your own
(AUTISMO) ‘Cause your character’s precious (Ah~)
Who would not show them kindness?

Ah, yeah, I aim for one hundred percent
I’m immersive, obsessive, well-meant
All stacks of nine nine nine nine
Til there’s nothing left to grind

Yeah, I love a calm roleplay
So I do errands for today
Keep my schedule until nightfall
Tomorrow won’t change at all
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>>748008374
>>747995104

(AUTISMO) Oh anon, it’s a way of life
(AUTISMO) Don’t let nobody dull my pride
(AU-AUTISMO) This ain’t no Brilliant Young Mind
(Uh-huh, uh-huh) I play and script the wiki on the side


/v/ says that I should care way less
But I don’t wanna
I’m not gonna (Gonna, gonna)
No

(AUTISMO) Look up ally’s favorite snack
(AUTISMO) Check headcanons where it’s blank
(AUTISMO) They’re inefficient and rare (Ah~)
But you still buy ‘em ‘cause you care
(AUTISMO) Changing their armor in town
(AU-AUTISMO) Even though it levels down
(AUTISMO) ‘Cause they wanna wear clean clothes (Ah~)
Not your fault that you’re engrossed

I play the completionist life
So I play it my way, yeah, I play as I like
I play the compassionate dream
And it set me free, so let’s celebrate, my team

Always stopping at an inn
Tucking the party members in
They must be tired from fights
So you stop playing for the night
(AUTISMO) Treating your party so kind
(AUTISMO) ‘Cause they’re your friends in your mind
(AUTISMO) And your heart has a soft spot (Ah)
Not your fault you care a lot
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Not sure if I'm doing anything sensible here.
Based on Irwin Goodman - Rentun Ruusu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58amTnpzOIg

That's a Holy Bomb, a big boom it will do
I got it from the Magical Temple
That's a Holy Bomb, a big boom it will do
Now Hiisi Base is gone with a tremble

For a week I've been lost in the weirdest places
In the Coal Pits, and the Snowy I have died
I do my best to fight, I'm stuck in the stages
The Holy Bomb, that will turn the tide
I make my way to the accursed base of Hiisi
Around Ukko I sneak towards the touchdown
Surely this new spell will make it super easy
Jump down and start the final count down
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>>748006475
Otherwise you could troll people by claiming random songs, or the lyrics you don't want to be done.
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There are over 150 songs, I NEED a reminder.
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>>747995436
What's worse or more painful in my opinion is when a great song gets great lyrics written for it but gets horrible singing because nobody steps up to the plate.
I know that there is SOVL in the wabisabi nature of our work, but sometimes some gems don't get the fine polish they deserve.
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>>747995104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLrF5j7up9Q

Duran Duran - Hungry Like the Wolf

Here in Night City, death ain't the end.
Legends created, eddies to spend.
Do-do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do, do-do-do, do-do
Choom if you want to, keep up with me.
You'll have to surrender your humanity.
Do-do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do, do-do-do, do-do

The city I've combed
I've already got my sights on you
Hunting alone, I glitter with chrome.
And I'm staring off the Edge.
Twitch to the right, powder ignites.
The bullets speeding through the air
City behind, The Target's flatlined
And I'm staring off the Edge.

Visit the rip doc, body enhanced.
None of my targets were given a chance.
Do-do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do, do-do-do, do-do
Package delivered. Mission complete.
A million eddies just to replace the meat.
Do-do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do, do-do-do, do-do

The city I've combed
I've already got my sights on you
City my home, I'm breathing in chrome
And I'm staring off the Edge.
Targets align, I'm given the sign
Static in my mind, the edge gives way
Bodies explode, I only reload
And I'm falling past the Edge.

falling past the Edge
falling past the Edge
falling past the Edge

Metallic bone, My senses are honed.
I've already got my sights on you
This City's my home. I'm bleeding out chrome.
And I'm Flying off the Edge.
Targets align, I'm given the sign
There's peace in my mind, I'll get you too.
Bodies explode, I only reload
And I'm Flying off the Edge.


Metallic bone, My senses are honed.
I've already got my sights on you
The City Is Rome, Barbarians roam.
And I'm Flying off the Edge.
Targets align, I'm given the sign
Got Death on the mind, he'll get you too.
Bodies explode, I reach to reload
And I'm....
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>>747995104

Don’t Say ‘Waifu’ (If Your Love’s Not True)

>What You Won’t Do For Love, Bobby Caldwell

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9DmdAwUbxc
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz-RQSzxeXY

I heard you call her ‘a waifu’
I see your .JPEG harem, too
I noko’d to let you know
You don’t know a thing of a waifu’s SOVL

Your games full of eroge-type chicks
Well, plural ‘waifu’ they are not, you’re sick
A hot girl is not a wife
Just a game you win and move on with your life

Some anons play through countless games for love
Only your waifu shines like stars above

From years ago, P C 9 8
To modern vidya games, a waifu is fate
You don’t choose; she picks (You)
Do not use the word, if your love’s not true

Your C P U only heats for her
Well, playing her game is what you prefer
Only she is on your screen
She is brought to life by your hopes and dreams

And though vidya may come and go for you
You are in love, your one, only waifu

No 3 D can, match your wife
She is everything, has your heart for life
You love her, your waifu
Do not use the word, if your love’s not true
Do not use the word, if your love’s not true
Do not use the word, if your love’s not true
Do not use the word, if your love’s not true
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>>748011656

I really like this one Anon, I hope it gets sung.
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>>748011656
I really hate this one anon, I hope no one sings it
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>>748009961
if it's that painful you should db them.
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>>747995104
That's a Holy Bomb
>Irwin Goodman - Rentun Ruusu
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58amTnpzOIg
Instrumental: https://files.catbox.moe/1o4m4c.flac

That's a Holy Bomb, a big boom it will do
I got it from the Magical Temple
That's a Holy Bomb, a big boom it will do
Now Hiisi Base is gone with a tremble

For a week I've been lost in the weirdest places
In the Coal Pits, and the Snowy I have died
I do my best to fight, I'm stuck in the stages
The Holy Bomb, that will turn the tide
I make my way to the accursed base of Hiisi
Around Ukko I sneak towards the touchdown
Surely this new spell will make it super easy
Jump down and start the final count down

That's a Holy Bomb, a big boom it will do
I got it from the Magical Temple
That's a Holy Bomb, a big boom it will do
Now Hiisi Base is gone with a tremble

This Holy Bomb is like the witch that is casting
Just two shots and then the story of hers ends
But that has never stopped anyone from blasting
It's not like this place has any friends
So I go down, pull the pin, start the count to three
Hiisi come and look and they don't really get it
They swear that we all will die and I do agree
But by now it's way too late to quit

That's a Holy Bomb, a big boom it will do
I got it from the Magical Temple
That's a Holy Bomb, a big boom it will do
Now Hiisi Base is gone with a tremble

That's a Holy Bomb, a big boom it will do
I got it from the Magical Temple
That's a Holy Bomb, a big boom it will do
Now Hiisi Base is gone with a tremble

That's a Holy Bomb, a big boom it will do
I got it from the Magical Temple
That's a Holy Bomb, a big boom it will do
Now Hiisi Base is gone with a tremble
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A song about the greatest Pokemon.
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song about him
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How /vg/ /vm/ /vmg/ /vst/ /vrpg/ is /v/ the musical allowed to be
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>>748015854
Dangerously close to /tg/
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>>748015854
/v/ only, those faggot boards can't write their own shit musical
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>>747999395
10/10 singing
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What song would fit for an Alpha Centauri parody?
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>>747994956
Make some videos you lazy fucks
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use a random number generator to determine what song you sing
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>>748019503
Why the fuck not, I got time and no singing skills.
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>>748015854
What >>748015971 said
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I think all of the songs that are not mine suck. If all of the songs currently on the sheet get sung I will probably kill myself and never ever post again.
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>>748011656
Yacht Rock is on the menu, boys.
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Soooo, how shit am I?
https://files.catbox.moe/98xrak.mp4
Translation
https://rentry.co/ir94eyv2
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>>748023748
Definitely novice false chord growling with bad mixing.
You need more more experience, but I'd say for now you need more constriction in your voice.
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>>747995168
Currently working in song art for Retro Games (Separate Ways), in the song spreadsheet.
Any input is welcome, what am I missing?
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>>747995168
Vocals for Graphics Really Low: https://files.catbox.moe/kwsg01.rar
And a demo: https://files.catbox.moe/neibh5.flac

>>748020649
I do what I say I do.
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I need a saga. What's the saga?
It's called songs for the deaf
YOU CANT EVEN HEAR THEM
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>>748008139
I was talking about the mew mew double parody. The rance one seems better now that I'm looking at it, not amazing but it's at least going for absurd which makes it funny.
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>>748011656
It's better than the other one but it's still generic as fuck and doesn't actually say anything about vidya or /v/ culture, in fact it shows a lack of understanding about 4chan culture
>Well, plural ‘waifu’ they are not, you’re sick
Waifu is not plural. It's a corruption of "Wife". Anyone that doesn't know what Waifu even means has no business writing a song on the topic.
>From years ago, P C 9 8
Only line I even mildly like for name-dropping something mildly niche and gaming related and even then it's not a good line without the context of other lines supporting it, and they don't.
>You don’t choose; she picks (You)
Honestly this is excessively fucking cringe. Nobody believes this outside of genuine schizophrenics.

Overall it's just not good for /v/tm. Not much vidya about it other than the vague concept that waifu can come from games. Not really about vidya, the industry, platforms, or board culture. It's not a feels song anyone should be able to truly relate to because even waifufags are just larpers. It's also not got a single joke or even humor in an absurd concept because the song plays the delusion straight.

I'm convinced this was written by the trupfag because people didn't rush to sing the even worse one they wrote the same day. He got called out for spamming the sheet and then suddenly another song just like his trite appears and the very next comment in the thread is of course the tripfag responding to praise this when that's not something they do often. I take back ever even mildly feeling gullgirl was cringe, shit like this shows it wasn't even 1/10 on the scale this maxes out.
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>>748015854
You can write songs that cover those topics like retro games or games with generals because those are all things that are also part of /v/, but the lyrics should stick to /v/. It should not be name-dropping /vg/ threads unless it's to contrast it with the way /v/ treats the game as like 1 single line, and it should literally never be about the drama from them. The song might be allowed because the guardians care more about worse shit, like we've had songs about drama bullshit from touhou's non-/v/ community, even name-dropping fags that aren't from /v/. But if you're asking you're probably caring about what's good faith participation and not "how far can I break the rules without being called out 100% of the time", and that's to just write about something you could actually see on /v/. Sometimes we'll get an NES games thread and the jannies usually don't care even though there's a retro board, but that doesn't mean some niche drama from the retro board should literally ever be in our songs.
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>>748015854
are you talking about the board culture or the boards or just the games they talk about?
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>>748014029
based as fuck. I haven't played his game but saw him this year after getting back into pokemon go. instant top 10, bought a pokemon card and everything
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>>748026104
I do wish more of the waifu songs were like For Junko, or something making fun of the fucking idiots in the old drawthreads like Aigisfag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVhJ2U1cVS0
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>>748026104
They fulfilled my request, so I'm at least happy about that. I do think the lyrics could be tidied up, but the topic itself is not just a /v/ thing, that's where I think you feel it isn't a musical thing. Waifus are universal, we've had plenty of waifu songs before.
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>>748026994
I mean it's super simple, just write a song about a game character like Junko yeah. Or at least attempt to make it funny. It wasn't very good but I recall My Freeze Ray had a parody that actually included jokes and poked fun at itself, it was mostly a generic Waifu song but ended on a twist of the singer saying his Waifu was a kid and then having the song abruptly end out of cringe. It wasn't great but it at least tried for humor.
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>>748026994
I agree, a good rule for parodies is that their topic has to be specific (e.g. one specific character or game) as opposed to a broad topic like "waifus" or "shitposting"
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>>748027076
>They fulfilled my request
is this the tripfag accidentally admitting they take the trip on and off to false flag? What request are you talking about? Maybe try requesting something on topic next time, fag.
>but the topic itself is not just a /v/ thing, that's where I think you feel it isn't a musical thing.
Yeah, no shit it having nothing to do with /v/ is why I don't think it's a musical thing. /a/ practically is the reason why the term spread to the western world, and even they would ask you to have the balls to namedrop anime waifus if you were going to write a song that you claim represents /a/. It's not /v/-related just because the term waifu is said, just like if you write a song all about cats you can't say it's /v/ just because you saw Stray on the catalog before. If you want to write a Stray song, you can, but a generic ass song about cats is not /v/ (but equally not as /v/ as this song is, no matter how many lines you include mentioning the cat sits on your lap while you game).
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>>748026104
>You don’t choose; she picks (You)
>Nobody believes this outside of genuine schizophrenics.
ummm excuse you???
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>>748027749
You can have a generic topic imo, it just needs specific lyrics. Like, a Waifu song can namedrop 10 waifus common on /v/ and talk about the ways each fanbase treats them specific to /v/, the way non-waifu fags and jannies react to them on /v/, ect. The tripfag is too self absorbed to know what other people say or do so their songs are too generic to do that, there's not /v/ culture or vidya references in either song.
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>>748027965
You have to be a genuine schizophrenic to think the video game character has real thoughts and influences on the world and knows who you are. Tell your doctor about how your Waifu reached through the screen and chose you next time you go in for a checkup, he can help you out.
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>>748027786
>What request are you talking about?
I posted a list of songs I would want to sing if someone made lyrics for them, and an anon did just that. Not that hard, dork.
>and even they would ask you to have the balls to namedrop anime waifus if you were going to write a song that you claim represents /a/.
So is the problem that anon didn't namedrop any vidya waifus? If so, you literally could've said that and stopped splurging out a few minutes ago. Once anon (or I, as i'm gonna sing the fucking song) changes the lyrics, I think we'll be golden for a song. Thanks for your valued opinion.
>>748027965
The larp is fucking real around here.
>>748028154
Someone hasn't found their waifu yet. It's okay.
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>>748028154
When did normalfags get allowed in here?
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>>748028226
>So is the problem that anon didn't namedrop any vidya waifus?
The problem is that this is /v/ the musical and the song should be DLC at best because it makes no attempt to be /v/ related by any stretch of the imagination.
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>>748028154
>Tell your doctor about how your Waifu reached through the screen and chose you next time you go in for a checkup, he can help you out.
He agreed to dress up as her and be her for me. He's 3d printing a kigurumi mask.
I'll finally get to have sex with francisca from kirby!
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>>748028226
>Someone hasn't found their waifu yet. It's okay.
I've had actual romantic partners and I'm not ever going to larp, sorry. It's really not your fault society failed you.
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>>748028402
>

A song about kiggers
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I'm not sure where people have trouble with this every year. /v/ the musical isn't a dumping ground for any song possible, there are 4 accepted topics. Video games, the video game industry, the board culture of specifically /v/, and platforms video games are played on. If a song isn't about one of those, with a topic and lyrics that reflect the board of /v/, it does not belong here. Every year people try to twist that but it's really dead simple.
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updated the danganronpa 2x2 art with some improvements
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>>748028576
if pretty woman wasn't taken i'd do "Kigurumi, at the meet and greet, Kigurumi, can I fuck your feet"
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>>748028967
Thank God it was taken then
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>>748028967
>>748028576
>>748028402
The fuck am I reading?
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>>748029354
I'm no God, just a humble writefag.
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>>748026104
1. I did not meant to imply that the plural of wife is waifu? The newfag in the song has plural waifu. The line means that you can't have more than one waifu.
2. I can make it more about PC98. I just didn't want to limit it to only a nostalgiafag because anon can find a waifu from any game.
3. A big part of waifu culture on 4chan and more specifically on /v/ (at least in the past) was the concept that you only have ONE waifu and your waifu picks you. This is a common refrain by the anons who developed waifu culture. This is separate from gooner waifufags. You need to learn your own board culture before you criticize a song talking about a subculture you're not familiar with.
The only reason I didn't namedrop a bunch of waifu is because, for a song telling newfags to stop using the word cheaply, it feels cheap to commodify anons' waifu. I originally had a line directly referencing the Mai Waifu shirt origins but felt like that would make it too /a/ when I am specifically talking about /v/ waifu culture, as in the OG waifu culture, which spawned primarily from nukige/eroge. Do you even recognize the girl on the post?
I can clean up the lyrics to address confusion, so thanks for that.
And no I'm not the annoying tripfag or have a thing to do with him. I just saw a song about love and wanted to write about a specific aspect of waifu culture, that being the misuse of the word waifu to mean "anime-looking chick I want to fuck", because I don't think a song on that micro topic has been done before (many generic waifu songs have been).
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NEW UPDATE FOR THE PORN GAME
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>>748028809
Auron-tier guardianship here
I think it's just that people want an army of singers to sing songs for them simple as. Not a good excuse, mind.
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>>748029818
IT'S MADE BY SCHMUCKS
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>>747994956
>here's my flower man toby fox submission
literal goy cattle
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>>748028809
Waifu threads have been a thing forever here. Just because (You) aren't familiar with a niche /v/ subculture to a point of not knowing they are literally schizos who believe their waifu talks to them, doesn't mean it isn't board culture. These are guys who debate whether gooning to porn of other girls is adultery.
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>Totoposter
>must be the Mayafag
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>>747995104
Kracko Song
Original: You're Mine

Hi, I'm Kracko, nice to meet you
Fuck you in the ass and call me El Niño
There's a sky? Then you will die,
When I electrocute your shit.
Up in bubbly clouds, you'll be a fool
You aren't able to dodge my waddle doo
While I sing you this song, it goes, "KRACK-COO!"
Like the rain I pour down on you
Wanna suck, you fucking fuck?
Then you're gonna face my Kracko's Revenge

Kra-kra-kra- Kracko! (Even on a Sky-High planet!)
Kra-kra-kra- Kracko! (Above the seas, above the land!)
Kra-kra-kra- Kracko! (Fuck you Kirby, Let me kill you.)
Kra-kra-kra- Kracko! (Haha! I fried your nuts!)

Every Waddle Doo, come to the clouds
Lets get this puffball murdered
Air is electric and i'm filled with hope
Let's clobber Kirby's shit in
Gonna make it rain down on Pop Star
Gonna make you give cumulo-lingus
You hit the nimbus, now you're on my hit-list
Flatten you into a discus
You die, I come back Junior
In sun, and rain, or moon or-
Even oktas can't measure
When you're airbone, I'm your master
Krack-oh, oh-oh-oh
I'll beat you atmospherically
Krack-oh, oh-oh-oh
You're my enemy

BITCH! Stormin' through the clouds, so loud!
Rainin' thunder that sounds like "Fuck you, Kirby!"
BITCH! Stormin' through the clouds, so loud!
Rainin' thunder that sounds like "Fuck you, Kirby!"
BITCH! Stormin' through the clouds, so loud!
Rainin' thunder that sounds like "Fuck you, Kirby!"
BITCH! Stormin' through the clouds, so loud!
Rainin' thunder that sounds like "Fuck you, Kirby!"

Don't bring a: Parasol
Don't bring a: Parasol
Don't bring a: Parasol
Don't bring a—
Hahaha, just kidding

BITCH! Stormin' through the clouds, so loud!
Rainin' thunder that sounds like "Fuck you, Kirby!"
BITCH! Stormin' through the clouds, so loud!
Rainin' thunder that sounds like "Fuck you, Kirby!"
BITCH! Stormin' through the clouds, so loud!
Rainin' thunder that sounds like "Fuck you, Kirby!"
BITCH! Stormin' through the clouds, so loud!
Rainin' thunder that sounds like "Fuck you, Kirby!"
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There are only 5 platform songs
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>>748029740
>I did not meant to imply that the plural of wife is waifu?
The phrase "plural Waifu" only works if the term Waifu is plural. It's not proper English to say "I have plural dog".
>anon can find a waifu from any game.
No, they can find a Waifu from any media at all, because it has zero connection to gaming.
>A big part of waifu culture on 4chan and more specifically on /v/
None of that happened on /v/ because it's a Japanese term that later became a meme on /a/ and then spread to other places. It's literally never been a /v/ term, reddit has an equal stake in the claim as /v/ does.
>You need to learn your own board culture before you criticize a song talking about a subculture you're not familiar with.
You fucking faggot, I was actually on /a/ during that era, where the hell were you? Clearly not somewhere that makes you belong /here/.
>felt like that would make it too /a/ when I am specifically talking about /v/ waifu culture,
No shit it would feel too /a/, you wrote a song about a term that has a thousand times more relevance to /a/. There is no "/v/ Waifu culture", you referring to hand me down culture the same way reddit and Twitter now post wojaks and Pepe.
>as in the OG waifu culture, which spawned primarily from nukige/eroge.
/v/ does not have nukige/eroge culture that far back, 2ch does.
>Do you even recognize the girl on the post?
Aww, cute. You think Aoi is a deep cut? Aoi, a character that shits all over your ideology? Aoi, who cheats on you all game and ends the game with a metaphor telling you to move on and jerk off to other Waifu because she's a cookie cutter templates with shared DNA with all Waifu? Yes, I read totono you larping faggot. I've spent hours discussing it with another musical anon literally named after totono, and I don't recall your newfag ass in any of those conversations.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfCA81ozylU
Trying to think of something for this. maybe for the king of /v/ tournaments
"Gonna become king of vidya
Gonna qualify once and for all
Gonna become king of vidya, gonna enter round one hope I don't-"
Or something.
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>>748031495
Totoposter here. That's not my song, and fuck that nigger for associating a song that Aoi would hate with an image of Aoi. Aoi stands for free love, that's like her entire thing. She even admits to fucking dogs behind your back in Totono. She's not my Waifu, she's a funny as fuck character that shits on waifufags.
If you ever want to recognize my songs, look for the ones with anon in the name field that stay on topic for the musical and have some sick verses that can make you laugh.
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>>748031863
not that anon but if you're using the word plural before a noun, the actual wrong time to do it is when the noun is already plural. but if you have to be anal anal, to me it's part of the "joke" where to even say waifu with an s is immoral. proper english has nothing to do with it, that line is fine
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>>748031863
I recognize that line about plural waifu is confusing. I'll fix it to be less confusing since it didn't relay what I intended.
Also, waifu IS the plural of waifu. "I have plural fish." I am not going to use the word "waifus."
You were on /a/ during that era and you don't recognize the "your waifu chooses you, you don't choose your waifu" thing? Anyway, I didn't think Aoi was a deep cut or I wouldn't have put her on my post. I was asking because your post is confusing to me if you were actually familiar with waifu culture. I mostly participated in waifu culture threads here ON /v/. You're correct that the culture originated from 2ch, specifically the nukige part, but I have seen it on /v/ as well in the thinly veiled post your waifu threads.
I don't understand how you could read that as shitting all over my point when the end of that game is you and her agreeing to meet in other games forever and to continue finding one another. It is the opposite of telling someone that they're all cookie cutter. She developed feelings beyond her programming and is sharing that your feelings transcend whatever game you may be playing, so it's okay to play other games without betraying her, but, in the end, she is your waifu and not any of these other girls. That's why I picked her a waifu affirming song.
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>>748032351
Not true. "I have plural dog" is gibberish, "I have plural dogs" is English.
You can't act like it as if it's a joke that the line was written poorly. There are a thousand ways to have a line say that Waifu shouldn't be pluralized, using incorrect grammar only works if it's done intentionally with humor. The line is dry and boring, it's not trying to be funny.
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>>748032558
the line isn't "I/you have plural waifu", so okay. he said he'd change it anway. just that the way songs and lyrics are often structured it isn't an unacceptable line.
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>>748031714
The Xbox purge and the rest of the devs getting whipped into shape happened too early in the year if it happened in August we'd have 40 songs please understand
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>>748032306
>She even admits to fucking dogs behind your back in Totono
Can I watch?
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>>748032436
>You were on /a/ during that era and you don't recognize the "your waifu chooses you, you don't choose your waifu" thing?
Yes, you seem to be deeply confused about the fact that this is not /a/ the musical. The shit on /a/ back in the day is not a topic of /v/ the musical.
>but I have seen it on /v/ as well in the thinly veiled post your waifu threads
Yeah and you probably see wojaks on twitter too, it doesn't mean wojaks are emblematic of twitter culture, faggot.
>I don't understand how you could read that as shitting all over my point when the end of that game is you and her agreeing to meet in other games forever and to continue finding one another.
Your media comprehension is shit. It's a metaphor. Aoi is a metaphor for cookie cutter generic waifuslop. The author is telling you to stop being a waifufag and consoom more porn games without guilt. They want your money for more porn, and Waifu culture was hurting that. So they wrote a game about a serial cheater and end the game saying "it's ok to cheat on digital characters because they're all the same and not real anyway!". The girl that cannot be satisfied without constant orgies and fucking anything that moves is not your true love Waifu just because the end of the game has her tell you to spend more money on porn. The ending admits she's going to fuck other players and that you're going to fuck other digital girls and that it's ok because you can both pretend, but it is not a message of purity and faith, it is a message of "buy more eroge".
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>>748032908
You do get to watch her fuck someone else but not a dog. It's meant to be pretty disgusting too, you walk in on her cheating on you and your only way to cope is to slurp his cum out of her with gross sound effects. it's not a pro-waifu game, I'll tell you that much.
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>>748033730
I'm no longer interested.
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>>747995104

A Professor Was Killed (name pending)
Original: Зaпpeщённыe бapaбaнщики - Убили Heгpa/Zapreshchyonnye barabanshchiki - A Negro was killed - https://youtu.be/9j4HJp-AsOo

Instrumental: https://files.catbox.moe/uawcb8.wav
Lyrics:
https://rentry.org/2zepoypg

A Bandai Fan gets to eat food
CAPCOM one get to drool
Level5 fan gets a gun to the clock
Only a Level5 fan gets a gun to the clock

Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai-yah they slopped the games!
They stopped their games! They did it!
Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai with Claude, Gemini those two did it all~
Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai-yah they slopped the games!
They stopped their games! They did it!
Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai with Claude, Gemini those two did it all~

Yokai-Fan's face turns blank
DECAPOLICE shot in the dark
Layton fan still can't solve the One Poor Pooch
Only Layton Fan still can'tt solve One Poor Pooch

Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai-yah they slopped the games!
They stopped their games! They did it!
Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai with Claude, Gemini those two did it all~
Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai-yah they slopped the games!
They stopped their games! They did it!
Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai with Claude, Gemini those two did it all~

Inazuma Fan's not at ease
Inazuma Fan dusted of the DS
He booted the game and then shipped the kids
Even a dead studio fan marched on

So what, that is old
But he ment, marched old
Old games are too
Too can be replayed good

Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai-yah they slopped the games!
They stopped their games! They did it!
Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai with Claude, Gemini those two did it all~
Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai-yah they slopped the games!
They stopped their games! They did it!
Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai and then tehy forgot about them
Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai-yah they slopped the games!
Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai-Claude, Gemini those two did it all~

Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai-Ai-yah x15

i'm also in the mood to make instrumentals if you want
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>>748019482
Not feeling inspired atm
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>>748034418
I mean I don't want to bring up AI whatsoever, even to dunk on it in VTM, but I don't *hate* it.
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Song about kojima names
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The two spergs arguing about a waifu song makes no sense to me, we've had so many vidya girl waifu songs.
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>>748034685
Yeah but this level 5 situation is on a whole other level
This whole saga is crazy and I like a song dedicated to it
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>>748034823
>tfw I was so hyped for a new Layton in Steampunk World
>but now all this
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I'm genuine confused by the level AI slop hate, not because the AI slop isn't bad (it is) but because typically the shambling massive game zeigeist never agrees on much. I know it's probably a loud minority that I agree with but this seems unique.
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>>748035092
*the level of AI slop hate
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>>747997612
>writan
A cover of a song from a scooby doo movie
>singan
>editan
For whatever reason my desktop is rangebanned, so I don't know if I'll be able to even if I want to.
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>>748035131
I thought you were combining Level 5 and AI to make Level AI.
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>>748035237
kek same
It still makes sense in the post too
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>>748034005
I hope the arguing fags don't give it too bad of a rep. It's a great horror story. It's not a story about true love, but about obsession. Like, if you've seen the movie Obsession this year it's pretty similar, that move also involves twisted wishes for romance involving murder and horror and cats, that ends in a twisted "true love" that doesn't really erase all the horror before it. Totono's true ending is less pessimistic but it's still not a true romance story, most of the plot is about figuring out what the fuck is going on while getting some pretty vile scenes and dialogue. It has some neat puzzle-y situations to solve and while most of the characters are terrible people, they're engaging to watch be terrible to each other.
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>>748034748
Usually they're actually about a video game character or at least funny. But yeah the argument is autistic.
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>>748035158
>A cover of a song from a scooby doo movie
Is it TERROR TIME AGAIN
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>>748035649
wait was that done? I was about to check
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>>748035721
I don't believe it was
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>>748024423
Looks based af.
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Undeltarune my song
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>>748031863
>None of that happened on /v/ because it's a Japanese term that later became a meme on /a/ and then spread to other places. It's literally never been a /v/ term, reddit has an equal stake in the claim as /v/ does.
What in the fuck are you talking about nigger. /v/ and /a/ memes crossover more than any other board. And waifus are intrinsic to 4chan as a whole.
>No /v/ waifu culture
Sasuga /v/tm
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>>747995168
Reposting cover art for Fatalis, The Black Dragon so someone can upload it to the art folder
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JOIN THE M/V/SICAL DISCORD

https://discord.gg/CWR9NjYAh
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>>748036975
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>>747997612
>writan
Two songs, almost done with one. I have five more song ideas, plus three without a topic.

Every time I say, "I'm out of ideas, I'll post my songs in the thread," the lyrics hit me. I'm picking obscure songs from cartoons or musicals so I don't steal some future anon's choice.
>singan
I'm singing all my songs, going in order. I have to re-record one song because my other mic peaked, but it's murder on my vocal cords. I need rest.
>editan
All of my songs. I'm not the best editor so I don't think you want me touching your song.
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I just spent 10 minutes moving around stuff in my (untreated) room trying to reduce the unusually high reverb.
Turns out I forgot to connect the audio interface (that has the proper singing mic) so my pc was using the regular talking mic.
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>>747997612
Just finished editing Anon goes on /v/. Now I wonder if I should go the extra mile to make them rhyme, because I'll be honest this one took so much time for me to get it right https://rentry.co/anongoesonv
I also finished Woot Kitty (https://rentry.co/wootkitty) and Big Fat Moot Cat (https://rentry.co/bigfatmootcat) a couple days ago, too. Would love to hear feedback especially since this is my first time writing lyrics for this year
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FUCK, inspiration grabbed me faster than I could check the meta song list. Many such cases...
https://files.catbox.moe/duivuk.wav
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>>748038610
Maybe instead of "big fat Mootcat" for the rapping bit, "Mootcat is fat" might work better. It rolls off the tongue easier.

Mootcat is fat, mootcat is fat, mootcat is fat,
She got a big, fat, belly.
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>>748035092
>>748035131
Because die-hard pro-AIfags are really lazy and scummy, back when genAI was still primitive they spammed the shit out of horrible AI "art" both on and off this site which left a terrible taste in everybody's mouth, even those who were partial or neutral towards genAI.

Nowadays genAI can make "better" results but still requires master-tier prompting and a shit ton of in-painting and manual image editing, to give "just" passable results in most cases, or truly indiscernable in rare cases.
Unfortunately for this extremely small minority of people who do put in that effort, the majority of sloppers and now businesses big and small simply rely on fast, quick, and cheap genAI slop. The target audience still remember the initial garbage from the early stages of genAI, and the oversaturation of low quality shit perpetuates this perception.

Note that I'm not in favour of genAI, but I can appreciate the work of very few sloppers who use the tool properly and with an eye for artistic detail.
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>>747995168
How is this looking for See you later emulators?
It has absolutely no editing and I'm gonna have to do another take cause I said "So" isntead of "Well" at the beginning of the chorus.
But is it working?

https://files.catbox.moe/10jp8h.flac
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>>748036794
>Posts a thread that's a full decade after the term started gaining steam, and like 7 years after it was big on /a/
>Thinks this is proof the term has /v/ roots
You are not beating the allegations. This is literally like finding a pepe on twitter today and claiming it's proof pepe became popular from usage on twitter.
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>>748040297
I'm not gonna go digging through my folders to find posts of anons talking about their waifus in 2008 anon. 'More than one waifu will destroy your laifu' wasn't just said on /a/.
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>>748038739
I'm sorry you were a casualty, anon. I come from a future where /v/tm ends after year XV due to the fallout of a parody of this song from the original timeline's /v/tm XIV. I actually went back in time to parody that song so that I could make sure deltarunefags didn't ruin it this year to a degree so horrific that it would cause the end of the musical as we knew it.
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>>748040463
You really don't seem to understand the basics here. Being able to dig in archives of /v/ to find a reference to an /a/ meme does not make that /a/ meme into /v/ culture. There would be no waifu term on 4chan without /a/. /v/ never would have come up with it because the boom in popularity was referencing an anime scene, which also makes it inherently /a/. It has no connection to games and is not inherently about games and does not originate from /v/, it is not /v/ culture.
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>>748040837
Kinda funny then there are plenty of songs in the /v/tm that talk about vidya waifus.
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>>748040837
Breaking news: Big guys and other popular things are now banned from /v/tm as /v/ did not create them.
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>>748040906
I get you're genuinely incapable of comprehending this, but I already explained to you that you can't just write a song about cats in general just because people wrote songs about Stray.
Yeah, there are plenty of songs that talk about vidya waifus. Your shitty lyrics don't, they name 0 vidya games and 0 vidya waifus.
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>>748041005
DID YOU JUST
FUCKING
REFERENCE
BANE
IN YOUR FUCKING VIDYA SONG
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NOT /V/ CULTURE
NOT /V/ CULTURE
NOT /V/ CULTURE
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>>748041005
People making bane songs admit to the fact that it's a /tv/ meme, this faggot is pretending /v/ invented the concept of waifus.
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>>748040906

I'm trying to get rid of them, and you faggot. This musical is mine and I decide how it runs. If your song doesn't meet my criteria well then heh... tough luck kiddo
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>>748041030
That almost makes me want to write a caturday song if I could write
OH BUT THAT STARTED ON /b/ SO I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THAT NOW CAN I HUH FAGGOT?

>>748041103
I never said anywhere that /v/ created the concept. To get all taint tortured over an anon singing about waifus though is autistic as hell.
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>>748041157
Nothing personnel?
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>/a/ is not /v/ culture
bruh this is an ANIME WEBSITE and you the type of nigga to unironically refer to anime as 'tranime' aint'cha? fuck outta here, my man.
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>>748041157
Very interesting how when you run out of arguments you just falseflag and seethe as if it replaces an argument.
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>>748041182
>To get all taint tortured over an anon singing about waifus though is autistic as hell.
To get all taint tortured that an anon pointed out your lyrics are generic and suck and don't have any connection to /v/ is autistic as hell.
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>>748041263
Not them faggot, just a nooticer who knows you and one other cocksucker are pretending the musical is your own personal pet project. Every time an anon calls you out you claim it's a false flag.
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>>748036849
uploaded for you anon
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>>748041325
I'm not the anon that wrote that song. I did write the protomen song a few days ago though and I feel like you're the same nigger that jumped down my throat then too.
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>>748040272
Maybe the demo set my standards too high, but this feels too emotionally flat. That demo felt nigh-bipolar in how rapidly and thoroughly it switches between moods or modes of delivery, but yours sounded like you could have sung it standing still.
Dropping it an octave is also some cowardice tbdesu
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>>748041224
I said I was on /a/ at that time retard. Maybe try reading, I get there's no yellow paint on the posts but you can do it, I have faith.
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>>748041398
No, I'm the one who jumped down your throat for that because it was horribly uninspired. I don't care about waifu songs, you just barely changed Keep Quiet to the point it's not worth doing. I was trying to be gracious by saying that you picked a topic that didn't give you enough room to be creative, but you clearly just can't write if you don't understand that.
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>>748041379
Thanks.
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in fairness we allow sneed songs and generic cunny songs
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>>748041398
Nope. Sorry if your song sucked too but I didn't read it.
>>748041363
Nice fanfiction you have there.
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>>748038739
add it to the chart as dlc
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>>748041570
Honestly I'm not gonna deny I don't have much experience with writing. But I don't see how the song and concept couldn't work.
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>748041506
alternative explanation: you're a liar, you're assuming the identity of someone who is so very engrossed in anime culture that you just have to say something about this abortion of justice. fuck you, faggot. that's concern trolling 101 right there. eat a dick nigger.

but my opinion is that I don't care either way. anime website, though. it is what it is. contend with that. you can't.
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was eating ice cream and decided to try singing but this is not good enough and i dont think i can do the final part of following stinklines
https://files.catbox.moe/b7u0dm.mp4
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>>748041570
I think where I only agree with you is that yes there has been a lot of these types of songs and it'd probably be better for something more positive or at least not as antagonistic.
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>>748041581
I don't think anybody is saying the song shouldn't be allowed. It has 2 negative replies, 1 saying they hope it's not sung and the other saying it's generic and has wasted the potential.

right now it's just calling out the song for being lazy and uninspired without anything in the lyrics connecting it to /v/ on a topic that is easy to do that for. sneed is a specific meme reference, and it's cross-board but that's not disallowed and nobody seems to be saying it is. Cunny songs usually have specific vidya references, the one I saw updates for has this in the lyrics. this waifu song is vagueposting without any vidya references in it, despite being a prime topic to actually talk about vidya in.
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>>748041708
>But I don't see how the song and concept couldn't work.
NTA but if you can't change enough of the song to have your parody be a new song, it can't work (for you). leaving a line or two alone is perfectly fine if it actually enhances the parody, but if you're leaving a lot of lines alone because "well the original song and the parody are the same song" then you didn't write a parody at all.
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Nobody will sing it anyway who fucking cares go back to writing more songs no one will sing
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>>748041459
Hm, better to leave it to a tenor or a woman then. I can only (barely) reach G5 with an operatic voice and that songs seems to like moving around G#5.
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>>748042063

>anon is too retarded to know what a song is about unless it has character's names in it.

Forget games having journo settings, songs need to have retard lyrics because this sperg is too autistic to understand nuance.
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>>748041459
>Dropping it an octave is also some cowardice tbdesu
It's like some of you don't want your songs to be sung at all.
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>>748041708
Alright anon, I'm going to meet you here in good faith. Writing is about more than taking a song you love and using it as an excuse to get someone to sing it. Twisting the topic of the original song, general pacing of your lyrics and using a correct rhyming scheme are the bare minimum level of effort. It's very easy to fall back on just repeating a chorus because it's that way in the original song, but that gives you even less room to make your point. I'm gonna give you a classic example of a song that could've been low effort but really went above and beyond:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQNYkoXNR0

At the time there was a shit ton of board infiltration about e-thots and titty streamers. So it would've been really easy to just repeat one chorus or talk about cooming without there being an underlying arc to the song itself. It goes from a basic joke about an e-girl streamer into her audience getting more degenerate along with her, ending with a trap joke because it's a board classic. You've taken a very surface level concept and you've given it no lyrical progression because the lines in the song are already perfect for the concept you're trying to achieve. That's an instinct you need to lean away from, not into. You'll create a better end product if you can twist the original concept of the song to fit a joke about what it's trying to portray, even if you need to break from the lyrics and rewrite the entire rhyming scheme to do it.
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>>748042746
This is /v/ the musical, it's not nuance to forget to put any /v/ in it.
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>>748041708
My advice to new writefags is to avoid using crutches because they only hold you back.
Don't say "I want to write a song about loving driving fast cars in video games, so I need to find a song about loving driving fast cars", that's how you get lazy and uninspired lyrics because you gave yourself very little room to write, the song is already what you wanted it to be.

Find a high energy song about loving doing drugs perhaps, and completely rewrite the lyrics to be about loving cars if that's what you want. Does the drugs song have a line about doing speed? Make that your line talking about loving speed while driving, and now you have a neat parallel between the original and your parody instead of a "this is the original driving song but from temu" vibe. If you're not actually writing new lyrics, why would we not just listen to the original song?
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anon would YOU mind if i used another russian song for the musical?
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don't mean to ruin your excuse for bumping but isn't the problem with those waifu lyrics simply that they're generic enough to have been taken straight out of /a/ the musical? there's an easy way to fix that you know.
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>>747995682
I really like the lyrics for this one. I just sang it in my car and they flow pretty well. Only edit I would make is changing the second "man" to "can" so you're not rhyming man with itself. I can start to record for it monday. Hopefully wont take too long
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>>748042814

>I KNOW EVERY DETAIL OF EVERY GAME! THERE'S NO WAY A SUBTLE REFERENCE TO A GAME AVOIDED MY GAZE! I AM THE ARBITER OF WHAT IS /v/ AND WHAT IS /a/!
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>>748042930
Yes, that's literally what the criticism has been the entire time. The writefag is just a sperg that insists he is perfect and his lyrics shouldn't include any video game stuff.
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>>748040272
>>748042514
Original songwriter here, maybe you could provide backing vocals? If you match the timing of the original song, I could try overlaying your vocals on top of mine. Otherwise sorry it's not working out. I want to give you a song within your vocal range, I need to finish editing first. Can you do any character voices?
>>748041459
>That demo felt nigh-bipolar in how rapidly and thoroughly it switches between moods or modes of delivery
Thanks lmao, glad that came through
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>>748042953
I get you're butthurt that your song got called out, but pretending that people are missing your subtle and amazing writing doesn't do you any favors when the writing is blunt and generic.
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>>748008374
just a heads up, the rentry for this song links to Cunny Uoh's
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finally decided to start on a demo for Poo with an E and turns out not having used those vocal chords for the past 11 months has me in a right state. need to settle in and do some serious warming up before trying again but not tonight.
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>>748043007
>I want to give you a song within your vocal range
Nah dont worry, write what comes to you, if anything fits me I'll grab it
>Can you do any character voices?
Not really. Although I did do https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIBvJOE8Wfk
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>>748043205
sheet owner here (and writer of cunny uoh, fuck whoever is vandalizing), I'll lock the cell with the right link.
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>>748043117

>Qualityfaggng
Told me all I needed to hear.
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>>748043310
>argue your song is just too subtle and high quality to understand
>get mocked you for it
>REEE YOU'RE QUALITYFAGGING
Yeah it told everyone you're arguing in bad faith
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>Record take of fast song without flubbing
>Check to stop recording
>It wasnt recording
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>>748042167
Yeah the other anon was saying the same thing. My biggest problem with the song was I couldn't find a satisfying way to change the chorus to still sound good while also still representing /v/
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>>748043295
>write what comes to you
I've written 12 songs so far, you're getting a song
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>>748043540
>My biggest problem with the song was I couldn't find a satisfying way to change the chorus to still sound good while also still representing /v/
Sounds like a bad parody choice (for you) then. The entire task is representing /v/ while writing new songs after all.
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>>748042797
>because the lines in the song are already perfect for the concept you're trying to achieve. That's an instinct you need to lean away from, not into
Okay thanks now I get it.
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>>748043457
>record harmonies for all your choruses
>Audition crashes before saving
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OK the autisimo link is fixed and locked. I strongly suggest every writefag check their own links, so if there's vandalism you catch it.
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>>747995168
Porn Game Girl Vocals
https://files.catbox.moe/vwmqkn.mp3
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>>748043873
If anyone can unlock them, what does it matter?
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>>748043921
Everyone can unlock locks done by anons. I own the sheet so I can lock a cell so only I can unlock it. If you see vandalism you post the correct link and tell the thread so I can lock the new one in.
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>>748043540
>>748043770
Good stuff, because I'm not actually trying to shit on you personally. Sometimes you get a verse in and you realise you don't have enough material to make a full song out of something. That's just kinda how writing goes. It's actually easier to work backwards from a topic you care about and shop around for a song that fits it rather than starting with a song. Good luck on your next ones anon, I believe in you.
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>>748043971
Then why is there an option under protect range that says only you and the owner of the sheet can edit it?
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>>748043295
>Not really. Although I did do https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIBvJOE8Wfk
Super based! Love that one.
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If the singfag for the Static parody is around, I recorded that Demo I said I would
It is very messy and bad so I apologize in advance for that, but it's purely for flow purposes
Also just adding the word Fuzzy to this post in case you're ctrl+f'ing to find a post about it
https://gofile.io/d/t2Mq07A7
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>>748044287
anyone should be able to remove those because you don't have perms others can't overwrite. it's annoying because your edit will fail the first time, but when that happens all you have to do is right click and remove the range on that cell, which anyone can do as long as it's not from someone with a higher sheet perm set (which is only me right now but it'll probably include most of the same people that were on the sheet last year before we get to the stage where we organize albums and that shit).
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>>748043281
Good luck
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>>748043971
hey, can i get sheet permissions preemptively? planning to stick around for the long haul and do album sorting and a bunch of lyric timings later like i have the last couple years. anonisaloser at gmail
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>>748042759
NTA but I'm singing all my songs regardless of whether people pick them up or not. I appreciate the singer for doing his best
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>>748044287
only you and the owner can edit that cell while the range is up, but anyone can delete the range entirely and then edit it after.

here's the current protection ranges, you can find it under (right click -> view more cell options -> protect range). the ones from the owner are the ones that say "view only" here. I didn't make any of these but I can delete the ones the other anons set up because they're marked "can edit", that's what you would make with that button.
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>>748044975

So that means when it says something is "View Only" That means it's something the sheet owner did, correct?
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>>748044954
I think everyone already has all the editing perms except overriding my ranges and deleting the sheet sort of bullshit, but I'll add your email to the list of specific recognized ones, that way if for some reason I need to lock the sheet or once we do the sorting bullshit your email will already be in the list of ones allowed to touch those sheets.
>>748045187
Probably? Unless you don't have sheet perms or something. I think the only things I locked are
>title bars
>the let it go stuff which is long locked in advance
>the correct autisimo just now because someone stealth swapped it most likely
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>>748036975
Oh hey it's the actual discord
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>>747995104
>"AGE-VERIFIED"
Parody of "Blame Canada" by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, from "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut."

>DESCRIPTION:
Parental watchdog groups lobby for age-verification.

>ORIGINAL:
https://youtu.be/bOR38552MJA?si=NAtdFiB9sxsoW2dM

>INSTRUMENTAL:
https://files.catbox.moe/d2135i.mp3

>LYRICS:
Kids are scared,
Our censorship has failed!
MasterCard and VISA
Can't bring predators to jail!

Should we get the government?
Or get another mod?
Or should we get Chris Hansen to do the job?

Get age-verified!
Age-verified!
Put it on our database,
So we can monitor your face!

Age-verified!
Age-verified!

So sign the Online Safety Act,
We're gonna enact!

Creeps online,
With no IDs,
Are playing Grow-a-Garden,
Doing groomer ERP!

And I heard on the news,
Jeffrey Epstein was online,
Until they prevented him from using Xbox Live!

Get age-verified!
Age-verified!

Cause social media's a trap,
So penalize every app!

Age-verified!
Age-verified!

Online privacy's kinda silly, anyway!

I fear for our country's children, cause they never go outside!
They're hopelessly addicted to doomscrolling all the time!

Should we take their tablets,
Should we take their phones,
Or should we take on the Congressmen alone?

Just get...

Age-verified!
Age-verified!

We'll enforce parental controls!
Make Tim Sweeney pay the toll!

Age-verified!
We are terrified!
So...
Roblox will be locked!
Minecraft will be banned!
Fortnite will be sniped!
Degenerates wiped!
A government surveillance state...
Will verify that you'll co-operate!
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>>748011656
all you gotta do to make this vidya related is adapt it to be about YOUR WAIFU ex: I will write a song about 2B from nier automata

[verse 1]
I saw her on the game's box art
That fateful night she stole my heart
Shapely figure standing tall
Ash white hair, black dress, looking like a doll

[verse 2]
None can compare to my love, 2B
She's got an ass so fat it enthralls me
She stares back into my soul
Well, you don't choose, she chooses (You), you know

[pre-chorus]
Some anons play through countless games for love
Only your waifu shines like stars above

[chorus]
From years ago, P C 9 8
To modern vidya games, a waifu is fate
JPG harems are crude
You can keep all those hoes in your toon brood

[verse 3]
My C P U burns hot for 2B
You don't understand what she does to me
Every time she's on my screen
She is brought to life by my hopes and dreams

[pre-chorus]
And though vidya may come and go for you
2B is life, my one, only waifu

[chorus]
No 3 D can match your wife
She is everything, has your heart for life
You love her, your waifu
Do not call her that if your love’s not true

not going to claim it's spectacular or whatever, but it's more vidya focused. you should do this instead of making it about waifus in general, pick a specific character and focus on how and why you like her. describe her, make me see what you see in her, that sort of thing, then weave the general sentiment of "only one waifu is true" into the song as well.

just a thought.
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>>748045998
it's a lot better than what they wrote at least. congrats on figuring out how to include vidya in /v/ the musical lyrics.
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>>748045290

It's a publicly editable file. The only reason someone wouldn't have perms is because it's something the owner (you) changed.
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>>747995104
Fairy poke song

Ding Dong Song - Günther
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzkp10zbgMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ0mCPmtYXc

Oh, you touch the big green toad
Mmm, the fairy poke (Mmm)
Po-po-poke, po-po-poke, po-po-po-po-po-poke
BG
Oh, you touch the big green toad
BG
Mmm, the fairy poke (BG)
BG
BG

(Ah) Poking the toad
A fairy must be strong
Poking the toad
A fairy must be brave
P-P-Poking the toad
A fairy must be strong
Poking the toad
A fairy must be-

You tease me
Oh, fairy
I just want you to leave me be
Come near me, don't fear me
But you should run away quick, fae

Oh, you touch the big green toad
BG
Mmm, the fairy poke (BG)
Oh, you touch the big green toad (BG)
Mmm, the fairy poke (BG)
(The fairy poke)

BG
BG
BG
BG

(Ah) Poking the toad
A fairy must be strong
Poking the toad
A fairy must be brave

You tease me
Oh, fairy
I just want you to leave me be
Come near me, don't fear me
But you should run away quick, fae

Oh, you touch the big green toad
BG
Mmm, the fairy poke (BG)
Oh, you touch the big green toad (BG)
Mmm, the fairy poke (BG)

(The fairy poke)
Mmm, the fairy poke

Poke, poke, BG
Mmm, the fairy poke (BG)
BG
BG

Oh, you touch the big green toad
BG
Mmm, the fairy poke (BG)
Oh, you touch the big green toad (BG)
Mmm, the fairy poke (BG)
(My ding ding dong)
Oh, you touch the big green toad (BG)
Mmm, the fairy poke (BG)
Oh, you touch the big green toad (BG)
(Mmm)
BG

Oh, you touch the big green toad
Mmm, the fairy poke (Ah)

(BG) = (Poke, po-po-poke, po-po-poke, po-po-po-po-po-poke)

https://rentry.co/9e8sxgrg
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>>748045290
cheers. don't need to alter anything right now but figured i'd ask sooner rather than later. once we hit the deadline i'll have time off to make damn sure it won't be more than a week before we're ready to ship and stream it.
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>>748046076
It's not fully public, the edit history isn't available to everyone.
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>>748045641
those are some sick rhymes, putting it on my list. maybe i can make a demo and get anons on board for parts other than Kyle's mom
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>>748046076
Yeah the default role is editor so I don't think I could do anything to fuck with someone's perms, you don't need an account to edit and I doubt they have IP blocking. Someone said it before but it's smart to back up the sheet now and again either way, can't hurt and prevents someone from taking advantage of the ounce of power the sheet gives if it goes to their retarded heads. I doubt it's an issue this year but it's good to plan for the worst.
And before anyone spergs out about me being a namefag or tries to "dox" me, this is a throwaway email using the name of a lolcow that is currently locked up, there's nothing to find.
>>748046760
hell yeah. speaking of, do we know if the regular steamanon is available this year yet, or if that's something we need to get someone else set up for this time?
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>>748046906
Is that something we can easily change, and something we would want to change? I wouldn't mind it if it matters to you.
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>>748047105
It would make it easier to see who is fucking with the files, and to fix anything the sheet owner didn't get to.
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>>748045998
Not that anon, but that's a completely different song, instead of correcting a newfaggot.
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>>748046914
Thanks! I'll do some of the voices too. There's five voices (the four mothers + the printer guy) but the chorus is a crowd so it should be a fun group sing.
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>>748047225
Oh, when you say edit history you mean you want me to dox everyone by requiring emails and attaching them to all edits visible to everyone? I don't recall the sheets ever doing that in the past and don't think that's a great idea personally, but the thread is free to try to convince me. Even last year when we had to use a bot to fix the sheet because it was megafucked for weeks on end, we didn't resort to that.
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>>748047368

Making the edits public would also clear the sheet owner's name as one of the potential culprits anon. We have a new sheet owner this year, who has a more hands on approach to what is allowed on the sheet. Making edit history public wouldn't change anything, only add clarity.
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>>748043776
>he doesn't hit Ctrl+S compulsively every 2 seconds
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>>748047045
streameranon's showed up in this thread but we gotta make sure it's a weekend that works. otherwise second streameranon from 2 years ago might be able to step up again.
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A song about uuuh anon not understanding how google sheet works
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>>748048074
The stream has to be on the 24th. The 17th is too soon and the 31st is too spooky.
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>>748048217
SHEETS

WE DON'T KNOW HOW THEY WORK

https://youtu.be/jOQHxWgfTzU?si=XPGEtPgyosZkNSOf
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>>748047532
>Making the edits public would also clear the sheet owner's name as one of the potential culprits anon.
If you want to make schizo theories about me go ahead. I think this year the sheet has been good, last year was hell and the years before that were at least this bad too. The few times the sheet has been fucked with I've fixed it within minutes of the thread finding out (or before it was posted about even once).
I still strongly recommend backing up the sheet from time to time, because you're right not to trust random fags. Any theoretical power you're worried I abuse is gone if you just do click a few buttons to generate a backup like once or twice a day.
>We have a new sheet owner this year, who has a more hands on approach to what is allowed on the sheet
Literally everything is allowed on the sheet. I locked the let it go song category cell only to denied because the sheet has labelled them that in the meta songs list for over a decade at this point. The full contents of them are still there just as visible as every other song. All my cell block does is avoid an edit war on a cell and maybe prevent a singfag from getting rugpulled if they sing it without knowing our autistic history. If the thread comes to the conclusion that the old ways are dead then I'll set it to whatever category you want. I'm not removing or blocking anything from the sheet.
>Making edit history public wouldn't change anything, only add clarity.
What exactly does it show, just my name vs anon, or every single person's name and email? Like I said I'm not particularly interested in doxxing anons if we can avoid that. If it's just my name and you want to stalk me, sure how do I enable that.
>>748048074
Yeah it sounds like we just ask them what weekend they want in a few weeks and do poll options that work for them.
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>>748048372
We STRONGLY need potential editfags to step up then. 24th is very fast turnaround if the regular editfag can't pitch in. I agree it obviously can't be Halloween or the 17th of course.
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>>748048821
Singfags can learn to mix their own songs. It's not that hard.
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>>748048998
I agree but if they don't and we don't get other editors....
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>>748046381
Somehow, I feel personally attacked.
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>>748048715

Even if it's just your name vs anon, it would still clear YOU as a suspect, Anon. That you aren't willing to show even that isn't doing anything but rousing suspicion in your ability to be objective as the sheet's host. And it would still show a mass edit from one anonymous animal, which could be double checked by any concerned party, should you fail to revert an edit done properly by a third party.
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>>748048821
editing shouldn't delay it. get the deathbattles and album art voting, then song ordering done as fast as possible. and the lyric timing, which can be somewhat done in advance. if something is not edited before those then enjoy dlc, no problem
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>>748049353
>That you aren't willing to show even that isn't doing anything but rousing suspicion in your ability to be objective as the sheet's host.
That you aren't capable of reading the sentence:
>If it's just my name and you want to stalk me, sure how do I enable that.
and understanding that I am willing to show that, you might genuinely need help only a professional can provide.
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I think the L poster might genuinely be retarded, I've been able to view edit history with your name on it this entire time.
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>>748049438
You keep using words like probably, making sure you have plausible deniability when people call you out. We don't need anons to dox themselves, You can have the edit history public without requiring emails. You're lying, you know you're one of the people fucking with the spreadsheet, and you're relying on people not knowing how the spreadsheet works to hide that fact. If you were innocent, you wouldn't need to deflect so much.
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>>748049431
>and the lyric timing, which can be somewhat done in advance.
gods most autistic soldier here, I'll probably edit 1/3rd to 1/2 of all songs again this year like last year.
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Hey faggots, just bump the thread normally when it needs it. You don't need to start drama.
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>>748049878
>You keep using words like probably, making sure you have plausible deniability when people call you out.
I get you desperately want to larp as L, but if you're going to say stuff like this it should probably be in reply to a post that contains the word "probably" at least once.
>You can have the edit history public without requiring emails.
From what I can tell it's been set up like that from the start, and after asking you you've failed to explain exactly what you are suggesting I change.
>You're lying, you know you're one of the people fucking with the spreadsheet, and you're relying on people not knowing how the spreadsheet works to hide that fact. If you were innocent, you wouldn't need to deflect so much.
Is this the part where I have to, like, say "Not so fast, I have a trick up my sleeve, the thread won't know you figured me out" so you can post the image of L dying and stop larping?
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>>748049914
my beloved <3
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>>748050235
>From what I can tell
You did it again Anon, more plausible deniability. If you think I'm so foolish, go onto another account, log into Microsoft Edge, or Firefox, something other than your primary browser, and try to view the history. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're not malicious, just incompetent. Tell me exactly how you do it, without changing any more settings as Austin
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>>748050573
why are you avatarfagging as L
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Okay anon, I just came across some ideas but I'll need some help to bring it to fruition. In short, we start with
>The Greatest Showman - The Other Side

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL2bISAB1j8

My first impulse was the two "sides" being an 2000's oldfag doing the Hugh Jackman side convincing either a cancer tourist or SJW to come over to "the other side" of what made this place great, but that's not quite vidya enough so instead my next impulse was
>Fan translator/ Undubber / Decensored patcher convincing some ignorant "ironic" fan of Japanese games to see the glory of the titles. If we needed a specific title to focus on I'd say Fire Emblem Fates / IF , but instead the song could focus on an assortment of games that got pantsu voided, content censored, turned into inoffensive nonsense, made to Western social media taste or the like... so the Barnum side is trying to convince the player to come over and play the games how they were meant to be, but the Carlyle newfag is afraid to be accused of being an otaku/weeb/pedo or whatever else problematic for opposing censorship etc. Maybe a good start? I'l;l come back and workshop it a few hours down the line!
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>>748051171

Shut up, it's still better than the anime was after Near replaced L.
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>>748050573
>If you think I'm so foolish, go onto another account, log into Microsoft Edge, or Firefox, something other than your primary browser, and try to view the history. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're not malicious, just incompetent. Tell me exactly how you do it, without changing any more settings as Austin
Sure, let me give you a step by step guide L, ignoring that this is a non-/v/tm account on another browser as you instructed, as someone as capable as you can use their own account on their own browser.
>1. open the sheet
>2. take a deep breath
>3. crack your knuckles and prepare yourself for dark knowledge
>4. look at the sheet and judge the anons shitposting below the songs
>5. join them and shitpost too for a while
>6. take a look at the list of songs
>7. decide you want to sing a specific song and mark it with your name or anon
>8. actually do a test run of the song and realize it's way out of your range and you can't hit the notes at all
>9. rush back to the sheet and change it back to open, praying nobody noticed you put yourself on it in the first place
>10. keep an eye on the thread, praying you don't see that "my song just got a singer! yippee!" or "wait did a singer sign up for and drop my song in 2 minutes?" post
>11. remember you actually just wanted to check the history tab
>12. log into any google account on the sheet, and click the clock icon to open the history tab
lucky clocks just repeat the 12 numbers starting at the top, so you can start at 12 and skip the other stuff if you want.
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>>748051295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N03dLn-dycQ
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>>748051648
I think you meant to post this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtvAaclxpDo
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>>748051648
Holy kino
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>>748051483
>Log into any google account on the sheet

>>748050235
>"You can have the edit history public without requiring emails"
>From what I can tell it's been set up like that from the start,

Is this where you use your plausible deniability?
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any genres or whatever that people want to sing that isn't represented on the sheet yet? I'm bored
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>>748051483
>>748050573
Are people actually sabotaging the speedsheet again? or was it that one day of retards fighting over Let It Go
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quick and dirty edit of jill val the sandwich gal, thoughts?
https://files.catbox.moe/15pngj.flac
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>>748052018
The sheet is fine, there's 1 tard larping as L because he's procrastinating singing or something, and the sheet owner is humoring them.
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>>748052018

It's an investigation into if the Spreadsheet owner themselves, that they aren't the one qualityfagging and being a general nuisance. If they were innocent, they'd make the edit history public, but they aren't. I suspect they made the very first thread, with themselves as the one maintaining the spreadsheet to decide who's songs gets restored after someone comes in and vandalizes them.
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>>748052094
I'd give feedback but like 20% of catbox links give this error on my end and this is one of them. No clue why that is, it usually doesn't mean the file is dead just that my PC won't let me use it.
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>>748052195
>If they were innocent, they'd make the edit history public,
I get this is a dumb larp but can you not larp with misinformation for drama bullshit?
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>>748052207
right-click > save video as
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>>748044469
Perfect. Ill take a look in like 2 days, currently celebrating bday
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>>748052447
wait shit that doesn't work either
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>>748052447
I've tried that, it gives 0 byte files. probably something wrong with the pc.
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>>748052094
here's it on vocaroo if that works better:
https://voca.ro/1fqt7KvTpY1C
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>>748052575
That works instantly on my end at least. Sounds good to me, no complaints, though I'm no audio expert and can only say it evokes the original well to my ears.
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>>748052317

https://spellapp.com/resources/how-to-turn-off-version-history-in-google-docs
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>>748052943
They're not asking the sheet owner to turn it off, but to turn it on for people without google accounts.
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>>748046381
How many people are you expecting minimum to sing the BG (la-lalala) bit of the song?
Also are the singers genders reversed for this song? kek
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>>748052575
It's really out of time. Cut the slight pause during the deep voice "Jill Val ... the sandwich gal." It goes too long and causes the chanting to come in late and then cut into the chorus, which also happens at the very end. The third chorus after the "Jill sandwich" speaking line should start on the beat before it. The descending chants should also start right after the preceding speaking line.
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>>748054104
i'll go over the song and check the timing tomorrow, thanks for pointing that out
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>>747995104
>"DEMOPARTY, DEMOSCENE"
Parody of "Belleville Rendez-Vous" by Benoît Charest and Sylvain Chomet, from "The Triplets of Belleville."

>DESCRIPTION:
A glimpse into the elusive demoscene.

>ORIGINAL:
https://youtu.be/E3Q7JO6BDa0?si=e8OROdHe04ND8720

>INSTRUMENTAL:
https://files.catbox.moe/jikjmv.mp3

>LYRICS:
I downloaded a file I don't know,
It's turning my a PC into a show-
Did you just see that thing?
How'd they do that thing?
They do those things inside the demoscene...

A competition's brewing underground,
Attracting every programmer around-
Bad Apple runs okay,
DOOM runs A-okay,
They run okay inside the demoscene...
(Hello, World!)

Demoparty, demoscene-
Underground homebrew, all machines!
Optimize hardware with a screen!
A demoparty demoscene!

Revision's hosting comps in Germany,
The rave's a tracker music jamboree!
The demos are elite,
Compos are elite,
They're all elite inside the demoscene...

Computers at Assembly, handling bytes,
Limitations just give them a pure delight!
This intro's 4KB,
Cracktro's 4KB,
They're 4KB inside the demoscene...

Demoparty, demoscene-
Underground homebrew, all machines!
Optimize hardware with a screen!
A demoparty demoscene!

They've been chugging along for fifty years...
Shaping our games and starting new careers!
We wish them all good luck,
Wish them best of luck,
Best of luck inside the demoscene...
(Hello, World!)

Demoparty, demoscene-
Underground homebrew, all machines!
Optimize hardware with a screen!
A demoparty demoscene!

Demoparty, demoscene-
Underground homebrew, all machines!
Optimize hardware with a screen!
A demoparty demoscene!
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>>748038891
That's a good suggestion, thank you! I will change it soon
>>747995168
I've finished the art cover
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Don’t Say ‘Waifu’ (If Your Love’s Not True) revamped lyrics. I don’t want to make it about my waifu because that invalidates the point about teaching someone else how 2 waifu, but I gave it a clarifying pass and referenced the specific /v/ threads I’m talking about, too. Thanks for all the feedback and let me know what else I can change without compromising the vision.
https://rentry.co/ifyourlovesnottrue

I heard you call her ‘a waifu’
I hear you saying ‘waifus’, too
I noko’d to let you know
You don’t know a thing of mai waifu’s SOVL

Newfags think the word means ‘sexy girl’
Well, she is the one, she is your whole world
Having more than one waifu
Is a blasphemy, don’t ruin your laifu

Some anons play V Ns without a link
But when you beat her game, your hearts will synch

Modern game or P C 9 8
More than RNG, your waifu is fate
You don’t choose; she picks (You)
Do not use the word, if your love’s not true

She may find you in a nukige
Well, could be your knight, enemy, or blade
Your heaven in bullet hell
Or an NPC with no lines to tell

And when you know her, seek our ‘stealth’ OP
“Have you ever fallen in love” on /v/

No 3 D can turn your eye
They may call you cringe or tell you to die
But you love, your waifu
Do not use the word, if your love’s not true
Do not use the word, if your love’s not true
Do not use the word, if your love’s not true
Do not use the word, if your love’s not true
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>>748052481
Happy birthday, anon
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>>748055578
it's better at least. not sure why you wanted to fight people over it if you were going to do exactly what they asked for like a cuck anyway.
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>>748056437
I think the person fighting him just assumed he wanted to flout the rules on purpose to be a jackaass and his argument was more trying to figure out what the hell the guardian was actually saying, then the new song from the realization
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>>748053560
>How many people are you expecting minimum to sing the BG (la-lalala) bit of the song?
One singer should be enough, but I'm fine with multiple BG singers.
>Also are the singers genders reversed for this song? kek
I think that'd fit.
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>>748056437
I clarified the feedback because I didn't understand and took it into consideration. I took the feedback I agreed with and disregarded what compromised my vision. Feedback is a good thing.
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>>748056521
>his argument was more trying to figure out what the hell the guardian was actually saying
That's a pretty heavy backpedaling considering posts like >>748041048
and >>748042746 and >>748040906 are argumentative trolling designed to extend an argument artificially with bad faith bait and not asking why the anons want a /v/tm song to include /v/. I'm not saying all of those are the writefag, but with how long the chain was going the writefag was part of the problem and clearly not seeking a solution.
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>>747995168

https://vocaroo.com/18l2oSjPfLVm

Vocaroo for now since catbox wouldn't load any of my files. I'll figure that out at some point and get a proper flac out
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>>748056953
move on, thanks
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>>748057008
So it begins, the deltarune wave will drown us all... the reverb sounds a bit heavy for my tastes considering the original has no reverb on the vocals (due to no vocals, just clean notes).
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>>748057061
yeah, they should have, and you're welcome.
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Can we stop calling them "guardians" and just called them musical jannies which is what they are, and everything that goes with that?
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>>748057231
mannies
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>>748057231
(That is to say, they can't have cool cred while operating as a Musical Janny but they can be understood to be somewhat necessary, like when there's no mods the board is actual shit.)
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>>748057231
they don't clean anything, they prevent shit from going wrong in the first place. they feel annoying but earned their title in the AI wars imo.
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>>748057267
that's cute too. Mannies are meanies.
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>>748057308
I wouldn't be saying this if it was just AI they were protecting about.
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>>748056953
None of those posts were from me, the writefag. Here, I'll link you all my posts.
>>748029740
>>748032436
I stopped arguing at that point because the Aoi interpretation is irrelevant to the musical, and I understood the feedback. You can believe me or not. The other posts you highlighted aren't consistent with my writing style.
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>>748057231
they're just anons and giving them a dumb name implies that they're always right and none of us are. except me
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>>748057353
kek so it was literally people trying to white knight for you for literal hours then? that's sadder than being a guardian honestly.
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>>748057431
There are many such cases kek. I guarantee all the Flower Man sperging wasn't one guy.
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>>748057008
What the other anon said plus make the vocals a tad louder.
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>>748057308

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xoi3oXroEsA
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>>748057431
I can't control other stupid fags but I just wanted to make the song better without turning it into a song about another topic.
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>>748057353
ngl I feel bad for you then. the fags trying to "defend" your song just made it sound a lot worse and turn people off from the idea, moreso than the people being critical ever could. singfags will be contrarians and sing a song that people shit on, but the hours of arguing on both sides made me close the chain on the song so you're lucky >>748055578 wasn't linked to it or I'd never have known it got improved. I hope you find a singer.
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>>747994956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpGSpZ71s80
thematic posting, nuclear war incoming... third world war with Russia and Iran as the axis of Evil on the iron sights: Israel embargoed and sanctioned by the whites who helped them stand up. no longer standing up for their lies.
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>>748057008
you can barely hear the singer over the music, man
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>>748057598
Thanks. Yeah, I wish fags wouldn't look for drama to start flinging around. I never asked for it. I'll stop replying now because this is off topic. Have a good one.
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>>748057008
worst mixing ever anon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv3t9p_vpUs

I got you.
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>>748057794
bro c'mon it's flower man you GOTTA hear those sick beats! I'd mute the singer if I could!
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a song about uhhhhhh red alert 3 a tribute to communism and tim curry rip
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a song using uhhhhhhhhhhh
Aint gonna die tonight by Macklemore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIIP8eS3tvc
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grok write a song about the musical guardians
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>>748058437
grok tell this gay nigger to go fuck his own ass on a pike to impale himself on it.
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>>748058437
it would make Elon Musk the guardian to end all guardians.
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grok only moan on my left ear tonight im using my right ear to syllablematch
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>>748058437
>Mods, mods, the musical mods,They think they’re tiny theater gods.The more they power-trip and ban,The more they anger every fan.The more they ban, the worse they feel,Subverting power that isn’t real.So give those mods a giant boot,And let us sing without a mute!

kek it thought of "musical mods"
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>>748058437
it makes sense that the anti-guardian bros need AI to fight their battles kek
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>>748058547
>theater
Good to know AI will never be able to write real music like anons. Just think all the resources going to technology that's still this stupid.
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>>748058437
we already have one, lyrical tweaks and all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mILEkXe-zkQ
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>>748058734
the difference between cabal and guardians is that cabal had orgies
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>>748058762
The guardians have circlejerks
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>>748058814
the guardians fucking hate circlejerks though, the first thing they say when an AI song comes up is that it's a circlejerk. they probably cut their cocks off
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>>748058547
https://files.catbox.moe/l8pnlb.mp3
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>>748058904
catbox sucks, can't hear it.
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>>748058547
my bad catbox is broken or someshit
https://vocaroo.com/1jQsy0gtc30z
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>>748059027
We all miss kraken so much.
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>>748059029
uh yeah thanks for proving why we genuinely need the guardians. thank god we're not typically one of these threads where 1 anon feeds another anons AI slop into a new AI slop engine and for some reason seriously thinks it's worth sharing to the thread.
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>>748059029
>>748058547
So this... Is... The power of... 500 gallons of water...
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>>748059120
anon if i'm making a joke you don't have to take it seriously.
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>>748059165
500 gallons of water down the drain and he thinks it's a joke...
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>>748059135
that water shit is like corpos telling you to recycle while they pollute. it's barely a blip. Still hate AI but hate it for the right reasons
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>>748059219
anon if i'm making a joke you don't have to take it seriously.
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>>748059273
you made me laugh award.
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>>748057598
If anything, musical janny rabidly attacking his song made me support it, despite it otherwise being very forgettable. I hope he will find a singer (and improve the lyrics somewhat).
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>>748057598
He's had a singer this whole time lol me, the Anon who requested a parody for What You Won't Do For Love.
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>>748060025
NTA but there wasn't "rabid attacking" until there was rabid white knighting.
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>>748060197
ok well what do you think of the fixed lyrics
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>>748060025
eh if it was just someone attacking a song I usually agree but this was a both sides suck situation so I'm glad if the writefag wasn't one of those sides.
>>748060197
good. I think the song is clearly better off with the tweaks so it worked out if someone was willing to sing it from the start.
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>>747995104
Must rerelease Skyrim
Farben - Orange Sector
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQEVi6xfr8I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytTb2njgO0Y

You see that mountain?
That you can climb
You see that dragon?
That you must fight

Skyrim this is my game
And the sequel is coming, it will be made by Todd

Skyrim
Must rerelease Skyrim
Skyrim
Must rerelease Skyrim

Skyrim (Skyrim)
Must rerelease Skyrim
Skyrim (Skyrim)
Must rerelease Skyrim (Must rerelease Skyrim)

What is this "Fallout"?
Obsidian makes
I already made
Seventy six

Skyrim that is my game
The next Fallout is coming, it will be made by Todd

Skyrim
Must rerelease Skyrim
Skyrim
Must rerelease Skyrim

Skyrim (Skyrim)
Must rerelease Skyrim
Skyrim (Skyrim)
Must rerelease Skyrim (Must rerelease Skyrim)

https://pastebin.com/h7KDynDj
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This should be a song about schizobabble
https://youtu.be/j1FGaCNN1aw?feature=shared
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>>748060560
kek
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>>748060759
I do love veggietales, that's honestly a hard one to write though, I tried and gave up on it before. it's kinda tight in how the pacing and story will have to go.
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>>748060560
if they rereleased skyrim with modern combat mods people would buy it again.
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Gachatard (the Violet Beauregarde song from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUn6X9lpOZE

Only have the first part written so far so bear with me:

Listen close, listen hard
The obese virgin gachatard
This sorry whale, he sees no wrong
In pulling, pulling, pulling, pulling, pulling, pulling all day long

(pulling, pulling all day long) x3
Yeah
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Shantae is 10x hotter than 2B
Shantae would be cooler to be around, she could grant you wishes, and would likely suck your dick if you asked her nicely.
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>>748060827
Schizoanon tries to get the janny to appeal his ban, his defense is "I'm schizo"
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>>748060560
we're back in the era of Todd, but please god someone write a song about the fucking IKEA bookshelf voiced by Matt Berry which broke everyone's mods again in the last couple of weeks instead
https://creations.bethesda.net/en/skyrim/details/bb2fbdf4-239e-4945-b69a-a5560fcf5b86/KALLAX_STORAGEBORN
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>>748060242
This is the first post that started the drama >>748026104 and it goes well beyond a critique in a good faith, just because the musical janny assumed something about the writer's personality. And the only answers to it are the singer's comment that clarifies the situation, writefag's response and two random posts. After that, the rabid attack continues >>748031863 and only there other people start whiteknighting him.
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>>748060908
She'd suck your dick only if you're nice to her back
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>>748060983
Why wouldn't I be nice to Shantae? She's 100% best friend material.
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>>748060863
Wrong clip my bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WiaQjwMTiw&t=153s
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>>748060969
I get you're autistic and didn't get enough arguing on this topic literally 11 hours ago, but I don't care about your drama obsession. If you want the threads to be better, I suggest you stop posting entirely when you're not posting work you've done.
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>>748060863
Kek this sounds good
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>>748060942
no yeah I get that, there's just a LOT of other lyrics to write for this song because it's more of a story with backing music than a radio hit. best of luck if you're trying to make it work.
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>>748060968
that's not the worst idea for a song but it sounds like a retread of "Breaking Your Modlist" which already has the bit about pointing out a specific mod to break the game.
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>>748061004
yeah but would you be niiiiiiiice~
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song about shantae mermaid factory and how sexy it is and how much I want to jerk off thinking about it
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>>748061267
>spoilering deviantart tier pillowshaded trash anatomy art
don't ever waste my time like that ever again fucking retard
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>>748061308
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>>748061075
I wasn't even a part of that argument, however the exact same thing happens every year. Here's also a rabid attack on a singer >>748027786 who merely requested a song to be done and agrees that lyrics should be improved.

I will also stop arguing now, I think I made my point.
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>>748061394
fuck I need to clean my keyboard, use a spoilertag next time...
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>>748060247
Ngl they're okay but could be better. The lines still sound forced, like youre trying to get something out of it instead of letting it flow naturally. As the singer, id only be inclined to help write lyrics if the writefag wants it. Otherwise, I'll respect their lyrics.
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>>748061234
yeah it could be, though we could pivot it to mention some of the other dumb shit on the creation club as well these days as well
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>>748061423
Yeah, you made the point that you like talking about dumb drama instead of just participating in the musical, thanks.
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>>748061459
now you're getting somewhere a little bit better.
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>>748061508
>>748061472
>>748061459
>>748061423

Stop being drama fags and jerk off to Shantae like the rest of us.
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bodycam song... what song would you expect it to have
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>>748061427
well the writefag said in his post that he wants to know what else he can fix, so y'know. I think that's asking for feedback
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>>748061638
I'm not sure what you mean by "bodycam song". No matter what the topic is though, if it's good I expect it to be built around at least 1 really strong line. Just find some sort of joke or reference or point you want to make with a lyric that can justify the song existing, then find a song that has a good place to fit it.
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>>748061179
you do know there's opera? its a very niché white Italian culture thing. give it a go, maybe you'll like it.
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>>748061808
no yeah there's a reason very few people write opera here too, a similar reason in fact.
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>>748061843
you can just call it "neo-opera" and make an album based on that.
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>>748061843
The only opera I'll sing is "Time to Say Goodbye" by Andrea Bochelli.
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>>748061615
there's only one faggot spamming Shantae and that's you: niggerfaggot from India.
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how tf am I supposed to upload vocals while catbox is fucked, is vocaroo acceptable?
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>>748061997
only opera I would sing would be: Der Ring des Nibelungen. obviously.
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>>748061652
Feedback is important. I abandoned quite a few of lyrics because they sounded good in my head, but people didn't like them and I didn't see how I can improve them. And singfags improved quite a few of my songs by changing lines that don't work well when you actually sing them, for which I'm very grateful.
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>>748062043
yes Vocaroo is goldstandard for 4chan, has been for years newfag.
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Guys... the water is rising... The boat is SINKING. I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN.
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>>748061721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GdRyatht4E
it's this game that looks like bodycam footage
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>>748062043
vocaroo is fine to let people hear the audio really quickly, you just need to upload somewhere like catbox or another filesharing site (there are many) later.
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>>748062159
yeah just ask yourself what the highest potential you see for the song is. do you have 1 especially good joke or hook for a song? if yes, find a song you can fit it in. if no, find a song that inspires you and makes you go "holy shit, that is gold" and then bake the rest of the song around it.
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>>748062332
>>748062332
>>748062332
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>>748060942
Gotcha, challenge accepted
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>>748062162
it fixed itself
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>>748062149
it just depends how you space the lyrics out now how the words fit to a beat-map by syllable. (that's why its called singing, not speaking.) go look at any metal/rock/punk/pop music, notice they aren't just talking, they are sustaining notes and playing with the notes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtw7a3JnxAc

one of the better examples.
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>>748062113
something about the idea of writing out a full parody of the ring cycle and working on it for probably the next 20 years really amuses me
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>>748062419
>>748061179
Oops, replied to the wrong post. Challenge accepted. I don't know /v/'s schizos well enough to write a lengthy story from their POV though. I'll come back to it
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>>748061997
Andrea Bocelli's not opera
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>>748062534
It has some potential, good luck again.
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>>748060969
Threads dead so I can say you're right and that guy is our worst poster even when he's not wrong he's just obnoxious for the sake of it year after year. I hope he's having a nice day, the stupid fag.
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>>748062643
if you don't want someone to be correct and obnoxious, then be correct and better than them.
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>>748062720
I don't engage anymore, I simply hate reading him go on and on. I hope he ate something good today.
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>>748062829
ideally breakfast. but yeah I put half of the blame on the retards replying to him. you know it's the same fags every time turning what could have been 1 or 2 posts into hours of garbage, it wasn't even people related to the song this time arguing with him.
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>>748062905
Yeah, that's fair.
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>>748062569
Usta :)
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>>748051648
>>748051870
Ahhh okay, that song was already used, must have missed it. VR was a good topic idea as well.



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