Zelda girls thread
Ingo's whore...
why does it remind me of that one goku image
>zelda girlsbad news
>>749899893>thinks a pubic mound is a dicklol
>>749899181
>>749899096>>749899181>Waku waku, you're pretty strong Ganondorf!
>>749899957>the cope begins
>>749900013
>>749900097Nigger, you are gay
>>749899153Unironically
Thoughts on nu fado?
A remake of Eh Reh!
>>749903095As with basically all things with the remake, we'll see
>>749903095Fado, the important character that never was. And you can feel it. You can feel her scrapped importance.
>>749902243Wouldn't it be funny if she transformed into a horse haha
>>749899893>>749902243Link is so lucky
Is there a reason why saria has a bust? Kokiri girls have flat undeveloped chests yet Saria is the only one that developed actual breasts. Why would the deku tree create a kokiri girl with developed breasts?Has nintendo ever explained this?
>>749903819why is saria dressed like a ninja
>>749903819She raised baby Link so the Deku Tree had to give her the mom upgrades.
>>749903559she will be important in the movie
Alright brothers, I've never played a Zelda game before. I'm starting tonight with the original. What am I in for?
>>749899096why is she doing the goku pose?>>749902152God I love big titties
>>749904372No waifus.
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>>749902243God I wish I was Link so I can tap that ass every night
>>749904372if you go into the cave on the first screen and take the sword from the old guy you enter Baby mode and it becomes and unethical run.
>>749904417because the OP is a /dbs/cuck LARPing
post enemy girls
Link really looked at this and thought, hell naw I'm gonna go search for the nagging fairy and live with cow-poop smelling farm girl instead.
>>749906592>have the perfect mothersisterdaughterwife>throw it all awaythis is the real reason why he was haunting the afterlife
>>749907229Eww.
>>749902152Fun girls who just want to have fun
malon needs to be banned from /v/. im tired of it
Hope I'm not late. Need my medically required amount of zelda girls per week or else.
>>749907479zelda needs to be bannedmalon is perfectly fine
>>749907591>ban zelda from zelda threadsfuck off
>>749902152holy kina meat
>>749907608guess you can't handle malon being the superior girl huh?
>>749907608
>>749903095Hard to say anything based on seven and a half pixels and barely any dialogue, so I am withholding judgment. Suffice it to say I don't like any of their leafy clothes.
>he stopped replyingexactly what I thought zelinktrannyMalon will forever be the better and canon romance
>>749899096Why is she doing the Goku pose?
>>749908528Falseflag malontranny thread. The malontranny isn’t a real Zelda fan. He never played OOT. he likes dragon ball super and flooding Zelda threads with his tranny shit
>>749903819Probably helps signify that she's the most "adult" of the Kokiri. Everyone treats her like their big sister or mother.
>>749906592>>749907229Shes dead dude, also link cant return to the lost woods but canonically dies trying
>>749902243Why is it that Nintendo fans can never post Zelda's real ass, and always resort to fan-art? Could it be because the real Zelda doesn't have an ass, and the only for her to get one are fans drawing her with one?
>>749907608We could always make the thread be bout whoever the fuck the princess is.
>>749908606But I did play OOT retardThat other faggot was LARPing as me
>>749908857She's alive in the child timeline alongside the other sages.
so we really not posting the ACTUAL best girl?
>>749910951No one's stopping (You). Go for it.
>>749910951
The best Zelda girls are all children. Really makes you think huh
>>749908857>She's dead dudeThat's just a GAYM THEORY
>>749899096
>>749899096Is this the daily Zelda scat thread?
Why does absolute semen demon Beth get so little fan art? Uooooh!(ai-upscaled from official art)
Imp
Bo Bragason is pretty and deserves to be included!
>>749911832Tbh the credits sequence does seem to imply that if they aren't dead, they pretty much functionally are to their friends and family. No reason for Saria, Darunia and Ruto to not come to Hyrule Field to hit the griddy otherwise.In OoT entering the sacred realm to become a sage seems to be a one-way trip.
>>749904372This game got screwed up during localization because Nintendo of America was incompetent. Stuff like moving shops around, hiding some items in weird places, swapping enemies, changes to enemy damage, and even taking away some enemy weaknesses for some reason. Some parts are baby easy but then there are insane difficulty spikes due to the changes. They actually made the original properly balanced mode a hidden secret instead of completely removing it. You can unlock it if you name your character ZELDA. I played this game for my first time last year and really wish I knew this beforehand. The game is way better in its original form.
>>749902546I'd release my bombchu into her bowling alley if you know what I mean
>>749914265Zelda is a sage too
>>749899096I can't wait for the remake version of her reveal
>>749914708Zelda's name is also on the cover. She probably gets a bit more special treatment than the other dumbos.
>>749899096I wouldn't mind having sex with Zelda girls.
>>749904372If you want me to be honest, skip it and start with A Link to the Past. Zelda 1 is probably one to go back to once you are into the series.
>>749911832Not dead, but they seem to have ascended beyond life in some way once they became Sages.That said the point is moot because Link goes back in time anyway to when they are just normal again. The sages in TP are weird spirit things so presumably they don't become sages again.
>>749914579get your mind out of the gutter
why is zelda so mean?https://x.com/JimSplizzim/status/2111769309064094039
Reminder malonfag never beat Ocarina of Time.
>>749916038>twitter linkFuck off.
>>749916298The Malon pic is AIslop, isn't it?
>>749916298>only one person loves MalonOk.
>>749916382that's an x link, blufag
>>749916512Tomato tomato
I wonder, Since picto boxes exist, is taking nude/sexual pictographs of kokiri or hylian children legal in hyrule? Does Hyrule even have laws against taking nude or sexual pictographs of kokiri or hylian children?
>>749917030Like most 'questionable' scenarios, the default will always match that of the real modern world you inhabit today. Anything contrary you imagine otherwise is stuck firmly in your bizarro realm of fan-canon.
>>749910951Midna gets posted less in these threads because she can generally hold threads of her own. Nobody has an issue with posting her though, she's great.
>>749899096I have to vent here. I went to jerk off to Zelda and it sucks that I have to put -breath_of_the_wild and -tears_of_the_kingdom because I do not like short haired Zelda. There's also way more NTR, sissy porn and thinly veiled BBC fetish art within those tags.
>>749920159Newfags to the franchise are cancerous FOTM morons
>>749899096Why do retards here still post in threads with obvious dog whistle shitposter OPs?
>>749904141holy fuck
>>749914265>Oot Sages die>TotK sages live, and even get summonable avatars to go do the dangerous stuff for them while they relax at home
>>749904530The old lady.
>>749904141Seeeeeeex!
>>749907858He has a point. Hear him out.
>>749902152kina exclusively fucks mole men btw
>>749902628I'm curious to see how they expand upon some of the Link/Sheik cutscenes in the remake.
>>749904141off model
>>749906592>>749907229love how the kokiri look more celtic and paganistic now
>>749910951>>749919296her last thread was full of nothing but standard /v/ bitching, moaning, shit flinging bait. massive disappointment
>>749899096>>749903769i never played oot but isn't link canonically a cuck?
>>749917030The real question is since Kokiri are outwardly mammalian in appearance, do they have nipples, and if so, are those nips shaped like acorns that lactate maple syrup? Canadians can't be the only ones.
>>749923609>herp derp
>>749923609Nope, he canonically settles down and reproduces, seeing as TP Link is his descendant, and Malon is the most likely candidate to win the Linkbowl through the increasingly rare power of logic.
>>749923609...Is there more to this?
I can't wait to get the full fish dish. She's going to be delicious.
Link thighs
>>749924872>>749924872>>749924872
>>749899096Cucked by a FUCKING FISH
>>749923473Cause it was off model shit posted by secondaries, dud
>>749904583RUINED
>>749903095she is the only kokori other than saria and mido with a name, interesting. All NPCs in castle town are unique while some kokiris are still repeats of each other, but fado is still different, curious
>>749923609What in the fuck did I just watch? Mental Illness in vidya form?
>>749927184She's part of the Biggoron Sword questline. Also she's the one who says that non-Kokiri who get lost in the Lost Woods turn into Stalfos. She's smiling while says that to Adult Link, by the way.
>>749927184Based on investigation into early versions of Ocarina of Time, it is speculated that Fado was planned to be one of the Sages, possibly related to a wind-based temple that was eventually replaced with the Forest Temple. This theory is further supported by a Kokiri character of the same name later appearing as a Sage in The Wind Waker.
>>749926925why is she like this
alttp zelda makes me so fucking horny
>>749916298That is a fake malon poster
>>749930107>t. malonfag
can I get some webms
>>749930238>t. zelinktranny
>>749928716>non-Kokiri who get lost in the Lost Woods turn into Stalfos. She's smiling while says that to Adult Link, by the way.when you think about it, the evidence that link is a cuckold is nearly undeniableTP link is ganon's descendant btw
>t. malonfag
>>749929963She’s too smug for her own good
>>749899096Ideas for a Legend of Zelda turn-based RPG go?>>749930412
>t. zelinktranny ruining this good thread
i bet she has a cute butt!
>>749930262poor Maku Tree getting cucked just off screen :(
>>749930684Absolutely!
>>749899096I don't care about Malon.Give me Romani.
>>749899096tits too big
>>749926197>… in my [HEADCANON] fantasies
>>749932709You always knewww
>>>/trash/
>>749930868Here you go.
>>749933102Yeah cause Malon and Link are the only canon couple.anything else is [HEADCANON] fanfiction
Malon because country girls make do.
>>749934993>Malon because country girls make do.In outhouse?
>>749935143Exposed yourself as an ESL.
Anyone have that webm of Link talking to Cremia and then using the Mask of Truth to read her mind? It's about a minute long and it's pixel art side scroller style.
Eh Reh!
>>749936897the clothes still look so weird to me.
>>749937104I said it a month ago, but I’ll say it again, they look like they belong in FFIX.
