Previous: >>566670312>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Mejiro Palmer (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
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Niggers
https://streamable.com/ay5arg
wahey
>>566689916sex
Seiun Sky is for passionate make-out sessions
I know Creek sort of ticks this box but I wish there was a nurse Umamusume.
>>566690087
>>566690049Only fat smelly ojisans actually like Daitaku Helios
>>566689976Horses can't do this IRL
>get decent stats but too low on sp and wit>add a wit card and somehow got the same stats, a little more sp and lower witWHAT THE FUCK
>0 speed rainbows both summers and finalsfast learner curse strikes again..
taishin has the ugliest racing outfit in the game holy FUARK
>>566690209Proof?
*FWOOOOSHes in*Top of the morning /uma/Ittttttt's Mile timeTOKYO1600MNHKMILE HAI34018567
>>566690187Cute Journey
>>566690171Fucking METAL>>566689006
>>566690272she looks like a prostitute with the coat...
>>566690272i don't love it but theres at least 10 worst rn
>>566690272She looks like she rolled out of bed and fell into a dirty laundry hamper.
>>566690193Sex
>>566690209horses can do some crazy stuff IRL
>>566690304join a club nigga
>>566689432>>566689708To think the melties were just a love story all this time. It's like a telenovela, not only it airs daily, it also happens at a set time.
I was away from /uma/ for like 3 daysdid you do something to THAT anon?why is his dox graph like that?>like whatlike sweepy
orenji
>>566690453When the accels and nsm hit just right
>>566690254You did MANT run with c miles?
>>566690514We're reaching a new arc >>566690501Turns out it was just a one-sided love
>>566690524>orangebut that looks more like brown
>>566690501the best love story I've read since twilight
>>566690453golden tempo is such a cool name, shame we will never get western umas
NTRanon is my /uma/gf, sorry schizo chud
>>566690636Better?
>>566690501Love really does bloom on unusual places
>>566690501The level of yearning on display... it's incredible...
CYGAMES PLEASE FIX YOUR GAME SO IT DOESNT CRASH MY PHONE ANYMORE REEEE
>>566690510banging uma wife while she's wearing her old uniform and is pregnant
>>566690739LOOOOOOOOL GOOGLE FAG IN DENIAL OVER HIS SHIT PHONE
NTRfag deflection btw
Can someone please post a bulleted list of like "here's how you do trackblazer" or something? What are the dos and don'ts, if I get more stats NOT racing then why am I not doing enough races? I hate this fucking scenario, how does it work?
>>566690612tams unique is so good you can get away with it. only lost like 3 miles, still did like 35 races. Gotta leave a little space for the med s gamble
>>566690809https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5kDJMcmqu4
>>566690690maybe in umamusume 2: pretty USA
>>566690501Wow...
>>566690809First you get a career schedule for your uma, a good deck with race bonus, and you fucking race nonstop, check the shop, and hope for good summers. Perfect combination for the most miserable experience
>>566690809>What are the dos and don'ts, if I get more stats NOT racing then why am I not doing enough races?you race to get coins which you use to buy megaphones and anklets and energy items and other stuff to train even better in far fewer turns
>>566690796bwo caused a massive melty with one callout post
>>566690501>Umabrellas of Cherbourg
>>566690501I miss tsundere characters all of a sudden. That's exactly how they act now that I think about it >i-its not like I crave for your daily and full attention or s-something!!!!
>>566690304Front Dominance continues for the nth CM in a rowSankyu to the participants >>566690456What's wrong with me not being in a club!!!This is discrimination...At least join the lobbies if you are going to say these things!!!!!!
come join rare brick
>>566690049Daitaku Helios wouldn't say that.
>>566691103That Bourbon is my weakest ace and has never won a test room until now since the other two have turf s mile s
>obliterate the VILLAIN>get SR crystalIT'S TRACKBLAZING TIME BABY, FUCK YEAH
>>566690809>>566690994if you don't get it yet, ignore the sloptuber schedulesjust play it by ear, making sure to race enough to buy out the good shop itemsafter that it's just about energy minmaxing and planning so that you don't often race 3 times in a row
>>566691123
>>566691103>no dd, pp>no mile Sglue unfortunately
>>566691206rob roy should join my dick sword
What schizos simply don’t seem to understand is that all you need to get your fill of attention is to post something erotic and ask people for (You)s
I keep reading wahey as "wah-hee"
Sell me on Cheval Grand
>>566691278in what universe is an ending -y silent?
There’s nothing worthwhile pulling this entire month kek
>>566691213None of my aces have Mile S either...Resetting for Pulse + Nimble Navigator is already annoying enough AhI should get Pulse on my Hishiama now that I'm thinking about it...
>>566691321I dunno, I see the h and my ESL brain farts
>>566691360wrong
>>566691289We gotta send you to a gay camp for that
>>566690813I'm training her too right now and I'm realizing this. At least when you are training her for Late and not End.I can't say for sure, because I dont watch the races, but I think her ult activates a lot more consistently at a decent time in career mode when ran as late instead of End. As a Late she can move up to activate Lightning at its pace chaser position before the late race, but as an End Closer she just gets caught between the two thresholds and cant activate it until the final stretch.
>>566689976uma stan can activate late race??!
>>566691438omg source?
>>566691453Tazuna card?
>>566690049
>>566691536Yeah, as long as you're 'surrounded'.
>>566691360inari one!
>>566691289People here never ever shut up about her, so there's probably something good about her. On the other hand, people here have abysmal taste for the most part. But still, look at the pictures, she is cute right?
>>566691536it can activate whenever
>>566690501is this the fabled /uma/bf
>>566691289She's racist towards black umas
We should eat Biwa
>>566691606>all schizo-chan wanted was an /uma/bf>fumbled it hard
>>566691581Too short
>>566691494I want to hear tales of what she's about, not get unsold on her
>what should we name this hors?>big horse>genius!
>>566690501I'm not gay or anythingBut isn't this kind of cute?
>>566691538https://twitter.com/sodeshita_m/status/2053373214286618670
>>566691692i'd gobble up her big fucking tits until my tongue goes numb
>>566691581
Creek lap pillowed me non consensually
is this a joke kita
Does Sweepy understand what Slow Metabolism and Migraine do or will she take speed training/recreation while they're active? It would be nice if she could collect shrine recovery and back in shape events for me, but I wouldn't want to punt entire careers over it.
>>566691720Surely Stegoanon will answer his love and to soothe his broken heart...
>>566691289
I have just spent 30,000 carats on Palmer. Along the way, the heavens opened and an actual angel flew down to join my stable. So, my personal Mejiro count has increased from a healthy but lean 3 to a robust 4.26666666 repeating. This result was less than ideal, but it was a success, and I am satisfied.
>>566690501this is why tsunderes don't workyou just drive away those you love
is he really going to reply to his post for the whole duration of the thread
>>566691746It actually is
>>566691289shes gay for kita
>>566691770Doing this silly things with someone is sexier than sex
>>566690501>>566691606>>566691720you see, this is why tsunderes are absolutely fucking shit. what do you mean that all those insults are supposed to be signs of affection?
>>566691853Not bouncy enough
>>566690809Shop RNG and then rainbow RNG is the entire point of MANT.More races = more shop rolls = more chances at getting training/energy/stat items.If your training is shit then you should race.>But I have no energy or it's been 3 times racing nowIt's just part of the RNG and if you're highrolling the shop you'll have enough cupcakes and energy items to make up for it. Not to mention you get mood up from racing anyways. Just think of it like gambling that 10% failure during URA or Unity.Schedules are good just to have epitaphs and generally good G1s, but if you see a stupidly good training then heavily consider doing it over racing.
>>566691843yep
>>566691805
>>566691895I guess it can still kind of work IRL although low chances but online it really just doesn't
Wait, does that mean the mambo schizo had a crush on mambocho? N-nyo...
>>566689805If anyone still needs a club to join, Basashi (850734315) has 2 spots available.No real quota just don't flatline, and don't talk shit about Based Kingu.Reply with your ID or apply in-game to 850734315 with /uma/ in your profile.
>>566691453idk how true, but supposedly FM wed is meta mile for a long time. Im gong full meta w/ nishi/taiki/fm
All of these replies? Me
>>566691765forgot pic
>>566690869I finally understand what the japanese guys were talking about when they said it's hell. I've been only doing 3 in a row to hit my epithets. How much longer does this scenario go on for?
>>566691971Chevacchi has the best gourmet parade song and I'll FIGHT ANYONE TO THE DEATH that says otherwise
>>5666920502 months left bwo
>>566689805creek love
>>566691993it never fucking works irlif it "works" it's because of other factors like being hot or the other person being mentally unsound.If it "works" to be a tsundere irl you'd have much better success not being one with the same parameters
>>566692023>>566691453After that banner, FineMo and FineMoposters will no longer owe me sex.
>>566691971>>566692063
>>566691512yeah, probably. Before mant i felt like she was pretty ez unity running as pace
>>566692050two months and then another four months because you'll still be making parents in MANT unless they backport affinity changes
>>566691853not pregnant enough
>>566692175source?
>>566692063Your funeral
>>566690501BRAVO ANNO YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN
it's impossible to make a castaway story featuring Oguri because the most logical reaction for any uma musume stranded with her in a place where food is scarce is to immediately kill her
>>566691853Ok but how much do I have to donate to watch her spread umanko?
>>566692128>>566692232Who allowed you to repost MY [sound]s!?
>>566692043>MineFuck off
>>566692243I bet Marvelous Sunday could somehow hypnotize her into continually enjoying dream feasts or something.
>>566691818stop writing like Bourbon
>>566692216https://x.com/SK_pregUMAnArt1
>>566692283My huge cock
>>566691884
>>566692102>or the other person being mentally unsound.True. I guess it actually doesn't work
>>566692243it's simplewe starve the oguri
>>566692347surely you can knock Oguri out by gaslighting her to drink sea water
>>566691805>>566691818continue writing like Bourbon>>566692386NOOOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT AAAAA
>>566692306thank you for the wonderful art, anon
>>566690501This is basically just fucking Darling in the Franxx
>>566692347nobody would take that gamble except maybe Nakayama Festa. we have two characters now, this shit writes itself
>>566692063>Mogs you
Are these songs from Grand Live or something later?
This fucking blows ass, taiki is crying for her mom and dad I am going back to doing it wrong, I don't even want the next few CMs, fuck it man this sucks
>>566692438
>>566692513NTR in the schizxx
>>566692519>fat uma Kill yourself
>>566692519Cute
>>566692541I kinda want to see her crying for her mom and dad out of curiosity but at the same time I don't want to do it myself
>>566692586Lmao
>>566692541>he doesn't play with sound muted
>>566692568
taiki is a huge retarded baby
>>566679016Isn't the most important part of those races getting the shop points? Like getting SP for your skills is nice and call, but isn't the the currency for clearing out the shop and the possibility of getting +15 Scroll drops and Empowering Microphones the most important thing? G3 Races still have the chance to drop like 5 items after your race into your shop and can snowball you early.
>>566692652She's just standing there nervously sadly whispering "mama... papa..." and crying, I can't fucking do this
>>566692347If special week can break into Manhattan Cafe's reality marble just by following the scent of food im sure oguri fat can figure something out.
>>566692540Gourmet Parade is the theme of the 8th scenario
>>566692747t. Rice Shower
>>566692757A plot twist no one expected
>>566692752yesnot getting 100 per race = brickedunless you're like, on the last few turns and you konw tazzy is throttling your shop so you'll overcap on tokens
>>566692717Cheva is Grand, simple as.Back to gayming.
>>566692771ok nvm :(
>>566692856I like the way Vivlos moves her fingers
Just finished Mejiro Palmers career and man that was fun and touching
I wish we actually got to see the pictures taiki's parents sent us
Post tummies
>>566692921Gyaru is shit
>>566692757JORDAN CAN READ?!?!
>>566691103what deck are you running?
>>566692394Unironically, handholding with a loved one is sexier than sexI miss that
>>566692986I doubt those eyes conveys the action of reading
>>566692947Stickin my finger in her navel
Is chronogenesis acting slow for anyone elseI need to find a Kingu parent
>>566693028she's probably enjoying it like a picturebook
>>566692023she's probably better for some specific CM track but original looks better for generic mile especially after evolved skillsjust look at the activation conditions
>>566690809DO raceDON'T not raceDO bring enough sparks to up your mile, turf and medium aptitudes to at least B.DON'T use a deck with less than 50RBTry not to rest after the make debut (take 25% failure wit trainings instead). Sometimes it will be unavoidable though.Try to avoid doing trainings that arent on facilities you have support cards for. (IE avoid doing guts trainings if you arent using guts cards)That's basically it.Pic related is the most important piece of info you need to make your decisions. Keep in mind that you can't get penalized on the final turn of each year no matter how much you have raced already, even at 0 energy. Also Skin Condition can't give you mood downs once the EX turns have started, so its not a problem if you have it on Late December Senior year.Don't be TOO afraid of the -30stats for quad racing the potential gains of wining a G1 can be worth it.
First reply to me ending in 7 determines which uma I crank it to. Yes I've done this before, but not today, and that's what's important.
>>566692986She canonically cannot
>>566693187no
>>566692771This is what she deserves for being a menace during Virgo & Scorpio
>>566693108for me sometimes it just goes a grey empty page but refreshing it fixes itself so i guess is cookies related or something
>>566693187>7Curren I guess
>>566693187Me.
>>566693008
>>566693187You did this last night and didn't masturbate to Light O faggot
>>566692757I only put the dumbest, most retarded umas on this section
>>566693284Ok I wasn't gonna but please gimme the artist I need this
>>566693187A real life actual Uma
>>566693290Wrong, it was 2 nights ago and the first 7 reply was Norn Ace.
>>566693187urara
>parent run
>>566693203She's THAT retarded
>>566693187send video proof of you previously choking the chicken
>>566693330It was on some jap thread somewhereI manually saved all of them
>>566693187If I get a 7 then Fukukitaru.If I get a 4 then you have to kill yourself instead.
>>566693187Confusion
>>566693158the base and evolved form of this skill sound pretty meta
>>566693187air messiah
>>566693187>>>/r/eddit
>>566693381retard >>566591667
>>566693464anon?!
>>566693187
>>566693464Shiraoki-sama wills it I guess.>>566693497Wasn't me that time.
>>566693464winner
>>566693538>>566693507>>566693464now decidedefile a pure umadol or kill yourself
>can't train Kitasan because everyone uses the giga Kitasan grandparent
>>566693187Nobody bounces like that.
>>566693396She is just not book-brainedShe is people and fashion brainedYou will need to teach her how to tie her shoes, thoughever
>>566693187crank your hog to a preguma
>>566693613But that's not the decision, because >>566693487 got 7 first
>>566693461FuckI'll find it one day hopefully
>>566693631MANT affinity makes up for it
Pasa is so fucking comfy to do parents run onshe just wins everything besides sprints
>>566693687>cuck porn
>>566693693There are a grand total of three (3) air messiah lewds on the boorus
>>566693687
7 and i take a one day break from uma
>>566693795I know, going to make it a bit of a challenge
>>566693761Someone around here probably remembers where to get themJust not me
>>566693792How is it cuckoldry if I'm black?
>>566692956THE shit my nigga
>>566693792Not shitting you but for some reason the artist draws the trainer white while he is pushing himself on her, then his skin turns dark on this panel lmao
7 and your next uma with Lucky 7 is guarenteed to trigger it for you next race.
STOP HACKING MY FINAL SHOP DANCHOU
A flower crown of gratitude. How sweet.
>>566693849nigger
7 and I ruin my account by pulling cock and balls
>>566693484yeah, but highly track dependent
>>566693885>oh what's that? You saved 3 golden hammers because you don't trust me? Well just for that I'm putting 4 more to clog up the final store slots
>>566693939Do you wanna kiss
CUTE
7 and i cleat my mlb kitasan
>>566693849That's even worse anon, I'm so sorry.
>>566693939>>566694013>>566694053Cuckies
>>566693461>>566693761That didn't take too long. Quoted posts have earlier entrieshttps://bbs.animanch.com/board/1045523/
>>566693885>oh look at that, you only brought 2 golden hammers. Your greed sickens me, I'm putting 4 silver hammers in the final shop to waste all the slots.
>>566693849Sorry to hear thatHope you get better soon anon
>>566693795He's gonna have to get old-fashioned and use his mind to conjure the lewds
>>566694074YWNBAW
>>566694053tf u mean? blacks have it easy
>>566693849Real question is why are you black?
I don't think i can qualify this as a schizo thread but it certainly gives those vibes lol, its kinda funny
>>566694091heh
>>566694150Blacks are still brown
>>566694150HAVE IT EASY STEALING LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>566694091Thanks bro, my heart is grateful
>>566694031>dirt specific kitdamn i'm not sure if i can justify pulling even if she is an end closer
>>566693885I once had a final shop like this
>>566693849
>>566694112is that—
82262817Mile CM
I have run out of clocks.
>>566693396this makes her even more perfect as a receptacle for my seed
>>566694112paizuri doesn't even feel that good unless you oil her tits, just being on the "uuuooooh i'm fucking her tits" mindset is not enough, gotta oil her tits first
>>566692947HAPPI LUCKI TUMMY
>>566692947zoomer tummy>>566693596dork boy tiddas
I don't know why but I really like Spe and Teio together, such a fun pair
does running more of 1 distance matter for the spark at the end or is it only the aptitudes?for example I ran more mediums than miles, but both are A aptitudes
>>566694378My mindset is she's fucking me with her tits
>>566691797
>>566694376>western artist
utterly lewd
why are they like this
>>566694274MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
>>566694283Succubus
>>566694549NTRfag does this just don't join his rooms.
>>566694472It's a random A or S aptitude. Nothing you can do to manipulate it (yet).
just go to bed already
>>566694534>But there is dark skinned peopleYeah, me.
>feminizes your boy umas
>>566694539IT'S THE ONLY PREGNANT TOSEN JORDAN I COULD FIND, OKAY? I TRIED
>>566694613>>566694549Is that the default option? If so then I also do it because I'm too retarded to change it.>>566694680Do Vodka next.
>>566694631that's what I thought but wanted to be surekinda lame honestly
>>566694634Only if you come with me
>>566694343results2 more 94798662
>>566694634>Ugly MotionGet better taste
>>566694748I think default is spectating OK but I forgot
>[Deleted]?
>>566694767no u
>>566694680>SeiunCUT HER HAIR YOU FAGGOTSHORT LOOKS BETTER ON HER
>>566694764>even perfect proc Nishino was unable to catch up to BourbonUhoh...Maybe with Mummy it could've though (barely)Pacebros I'm not feeling so good...
No Opera O post can work on me now.
>>566694547
I put less effort in this CM just to see if the least you tryhard the easier it is to get plat theory holds true
>>566694869I DISAGREE SHUT UUUUPPPP
sex with helioshelioSEX
>>566694923To be fair my Nishino doesn't have Mile S
This grandma is kind of erotic...
>>566694547Some of these are....
>>566694937>posting the mutt
>>566694923>Pacebros I'm not feeling so good...Don't worry once the pace meta arrives next year, we will have the last laugh
it is normal to find GOLDSHIP extremely erotic and sexual
>>566694923The Nishino doesn't have Mile S or max speed, tho my Bourbon didn't activate Angling either>>5666947643/9
>>566695016No hags
>>566695083Yeah?
>>566694987TrueLooks like maybe Mile S is required after all*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*
>>566695025???
>>566694031Do people still hotglue their figures?
>>566693631now you know how Kita feels knowing he can't breed with his close relatives IRL
>>566695026with tachyon speed we're gonna already be stronger
Tell me a bed time story umag. My body hurts to move so im getting cozy to honk shoe and me me me.
>>566695016>fishnet stockings>kind of eroticher chances of proccing erection on her torena is 100% btw
>>566695135Yes, unfortunately there's no cope around itNow imagine the grind to get Mile S for a uma that needs a ton of Med Sparks. No wonder Nishino is low on tier list despite her great ult
>>566695083I keep forgetting how big her titties are until she shows up in her casual outfit mid way through a career
>>566695298Is this a good bed time story enough for you >>566690501
>>566694764POTENTIAL UMAlast one 29493235
>>566695347Anon what the fuck did you link me.What is that? I am gone for like 10 hours and you got a fucking google doc of a drama post.
>>566693939>literal n-word, no ban or delete>>566694841meanwhile THIS FAG gets to stay, I see how it is>>566695016>granny>hot as fuck>fishnet>KINDA erotic
>>566695428What we've been seeing was an elaborate tsundere story between the mentally deranged.
Do you copy?
>>566695307>stocking>singular200% actually
>>566695492It's biased for a reason.
0 (ZERO) SEX APPEAL ON THIS FAT FUUUCK how is she so popular
playing uma with my left hand on PC is suffering
>>566695428Umazing isn't it? The 2 months was just a love story we didn't expect
>you once again bought grilled carrots, not realizing you already had your supports at orange because the game gives you no way of checking during purchase
>>566695521
>>566695083yes
>>566695298Once upon a time there was a little witch who lived in the woods. She was a very kind witch, but everyone feared her, because of her very bad luck. Then, she did some extremely cute things and the situation improved. Finally, she ran a long race and beat McQueen, and a lot of people got mad, but it was okay because her fans understood that the cutest girl should always win, probably, although McQueen is also very cute so there's some ambiguity in the ending for you to think on as you fall asleep. Also there's a post-ending scene in which Gold Ship does something silly but it's not very interesting so don't worry about that.
>>566695503>>566695521Copy that :)>>566695532Then why were some removed, but not the nword?
>>566695559plug in a controller
>>566695618I can't use a controller very well too, half of my right hand is in a cast
>>566695547haha she eat all da food
>>566695559Learn to masturbate with your left then. It's not like the motion is especially complex, and you only need to do this once.
Im gonna give her a big ol smooch>>566695616>torePIPI
>>566695428The NTRfag already reduced his appearances in the threads, and even if he's not in the threads his schizo still brings him up like a lovesick maiden incapable of expressing her love.The schizo just wanted an /uma/bf but fumbled
>>566695547She is the cap (as in peak)
>>566695684Rebind A to Left Stick in, B to LT. Fixed
>>566695559you can use arrow keys/enter/space or WASD on keyboard.
>>566695706IT'S INJURED I AM NOT MASTURBATING
>>566695706>you only need to do this onceNo one masturbate only once
>>566695765Well fix it already then. How are you supposed to masturbate with one hand injured and the other operating a video game?
>>566695475>the bull
>>566695731we should bully the chiyofag out next
>>566695765What kind of injury? Blistered palm from too much friction?
>>566695727DAMN all the Mejiros have the hots for their trainer
>>566695731are you saying that the schizo is one of you?Turns out hating NTR is fucking gay
>>566695809Taiki made me masturbate more than I ever had
>>566695762HOLY SHIT I HAD NO IDEA>>566695843I was making dinner and cut a tendon off my thumb while cleaning a knife
>>566695908>cut a tendon off my thumb while cleaning a knife
Can you actually win mile races as a late surger in junior year with Mile B or am I wasting my time trying?
>>566695908even helios is smarter than that
>>566695908
>>566695832If you start solving problems here by driving away annoying people and hateful psychos and combative retards then you're going to kill the community entirely.
>>566695298Once there was an ugly uma. She was so ugly that everyone died. The end.>[insert pic of ugliest uma here]
>>566695908That's horrific. Are you fucking stupid? Please buy yourself a chainmail glove or something.
>>566695949you're gonna' eat up a few clocks.
>>566695908What prevents it?
i wanna sniff the inside of akikawas hat
>>566695832which chiyofag?
Suzuka, Rice, Finemo will be the strongest comp for mile CMSave this in your memory
>>566695990I'm usually careful and good with a knife, I was just distracted while cleaning the blade and my hand slipped
>>566695908bwo... the hospital...
>>566695503wife
>>566695908don't worry bro I'll jerk you off
>>566696042the one with AIDS
>>566695949Depends on who is in those mile racesIf one of the devils (Nishino, Vodka, Taiki, Pearl, and whoever else I'm missing) show up then no, you will be THE RAPED unless you have like 300+ speed/power and nimble navi and prayer
https://poal.me/crvsvdhttps://poal.me/crvsvdhttps://poal.me/crvsvd
>>566695908What the fuckWhat the fuck are cutting for that to happen
>>566696115Ok but don't use your mouth this time, or at least don't swallow in front of me that's weird
>>566695832does anybody even really want hik gone, he's kind of harmless
>>566696121Why is vodka so scary in rival races but when I run her she procs her ult <10m from the finish line?
>>566696140Autis/uma/bros, we're voting for Mambo
>>566696067if you're only "usually" careful, you're not really careful
>>566696141>cleaningoh
>>566696195she gets nervous because you're watching her
>>566696232No worries, mambros are also voting mambo
>>566695949The short answer is no.>>566696042Yes.
>>566695298One day there was a lil uncblud who loved this Stacy very much. Every day he saw her as she was a regular at his goymeal stand where he sold hot dogs and fruit juice. Every day they'd talk and every day he felt like he was really getting somewhere despite being an LTN. Despite never ascending he out of the blue got a storm of confidence within himself, this is it, today I'll ask her out on a date, I've been holding it off long enough. He gets showered and dressed in the morning, makes sure the hotdogs and fruit juice are stocked, gotta make sure he looks as put together as possible, and heads out. Then he waits. And waits. And waits. And waits. After the third wait you'd think he'd finally accept his role as a truecel until... there she was...beautiful as ever. She walks up, orders her usual hotdog fruit juice combo and when the moment's right he confesses. She stares at him with utter contempt, "UGH I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THOUGHT A LOSER CHUD LIKE YOURSELF HAD A CHANCE WITH ME, YOU JUST, LIKE, RUINED MY DAY!"In a fit of rage she pushes her fist holding the cup forward, it barely grazes the fruit juice container yet that little tumble causes the cap to fall off and spill juice all over the lil uncblud's shirt. After she walks off, he is deeply saddened by the affair, now armed with this experience he can finally see the world clearer, the world of hypergamy we live in the modern age.After pondering this a bit further his last thoughts before heading home with his cart in tow, he stares at the fruit juice container>At least she missed the punchThe End.
https://x.com/Yurika_VG_cos/status/2053867202856771801
>>566695971One can hope
>>566696240yeah it's 100% my fault I was careless...>>566696141I was cutting up chicken and after I was done I went to clean my knife in the sink and my hand slipped
>>566696140Uma&Cobros, we're voting for TamaLove
>>566696195Because they gave rival Vodka NSM
Just so you know, Uma&Co is voting for Uma&Co
>>566696374Mares...
what is the meaning of the three symbols above the fav number?
>>566696345Jesus anon be more careful next time. You at least had it check up right
>>566696240thisyou're not "usually" careful when you're shaving your balls
>so devoid of topics, it devolved to shipping of shitpostersfascinatingcan i blame mant for this
>>566696501I had a surgery for it recently which is why my hand is in a cast now for few more weeks
>>566696484nothing, they're there to distract you
>>566695908That sucks. If it makes you feel better I was trying to cut an onion with a rotten spot and the knife slipped and cut the top of my fingers and everything just went red and I bashed it into the cutting board until it broke, then slammed the onion on the floor and stomped it and it exploded everywhere. That was my good knife too, and I still haven't replaced it. I had it like twenty years.
>>566696374Another>Just get married alreadyUma
>>566696374mares scare me
>>566690501What the hell did I miss?I'll admit this is cute though
>>566696645urara's berserker genes...
>>566696484Speed/Stam/Power estimatesguts is also factored inthey really only serve to tell you when a rival uma is particularly strong
>>566689805>>566696107I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
how do i make super creek's heart melt instead of mine?
>>566696556Who's your OTP?
What are more important for parents if choose 2. Blues / whites / Pinks??
>>566696645nigga's descended from viking beserkers
>>566696563That's good to know!
>>566696645you bashed your hand until you broke it? wtf
You guys ever had the morbid thought of cutting? Ive never but ive had thoughts. Not even depressed
>>566696727The uma I personally identify with has an avatartranny so I don't use reaction images of her anymore and I'm sure as hell not attaching my umawife to that story. Urara just happened to catch that stray.
>>566696864Pinks if you need aptitude for MANTblazer or aren't willing to do tons of runs making a CM aceBlues otherwise
>>566696645WHAT THE FUCK
>>566696645>cuts himself>HULK SMASH PUNY BOARD
>>566697027Just be (You), anonDon't be bothered by others' perception of you.
>>566696717Nothing. It's pure fanfiction based on no new developments. (That isn't to say it's false though. Obviously these types of chronic squabblers tend to start to depend on one another, and desire and even fondness might grow from that.)
>>566697025Violence against self achieves nothing but squandering the body Life/God had given you. Boarding the local train to a random destination is much more worth the time.
>>566696937Broke the knife. I finally looked it up just now (been meaning to replace it, but procrastinating) and it's apparently a $200 model.
Speaking of food, do you know when a vegetable is also a phone? When the onion rings
>>566695990Please attach gold city to this post
>>566694531we don't do sweepy QA here, anonalso she has a setting for that already, no?
>>566697248I'll admit that's a good one but you still deserve this
>>566697240>$200 knifenigga were you an aspiring chef or what
>>566696763
>>566697162
>>566697318Tbh if you cook a fair amount a good general purpose knife is a worthwhile investment.
>>566696374She really likes her trainerShe was caught yearning in her christmas event apparently
>>566696727urara's scary yet sexy mama...
>>566697294I fear shots I don't take, but I do not fear the slaps, I accept this.
>>566697318The company did most of its sales through an MLM that I signed on with briefly in college. The chef knife was part of the sales kit you had to buy.
>>566697248Hey Rudolph, did you hear about the Teiofag that went to the sperm bank?he wanted to make a withdrawl
>>566697225what if no local train?
>>566697162>upper part of her shirt is thinned outi wanna see her jacket peeled off
>>566697404most home cooks wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a $200 knife and a $40 dollar knife from amazon
>>566697318Good knives are worth the money. My filet knife was 250 and slides through fish.
Palmer has a slightly loose umanko, but in a comfortable way
>>566697408My wife!https://litter.catbox.moe/mut8m0dlx8171zjk.jpg
I once knew a girl that was into knifeplay and I was too much of a pussy to take her offers.Uma musume
>>566697332I need to have gentle loving sex with her and then have her pamper me while we cuddle afterward
>>566697517I also own a cheap knife and you can easily tell the difference. I knew it was good, but I thought the replacement would be like $100 tops. I feel even worse about it now.
>>566697489Extreme but acceptable, you need to bully my protege and her fans when you can, it's the only way they can learn.
>>566697657IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEE
>>566697648>https://litter.catbox.moe/mut8m0dlx8171zjk.jpgwould be perfect if not for the inverted nipples
>>566697489We call that a milky business
Is it true that those knives with holes or empty spaces in them cut easier because there's less surface area for friction?
>>566697657Knifeplay is only hot if they threaten to kill you if you don't cum inside
>>566697812yeah sure, gaymo
>>566697836Those are to prevent stuff from sticking.
>>566697879How is that hot?
>>566695908>>566696563How the fuck do you even manage do to basic life tasks if your dominant hand is in a cast unless you're left handed
>>566697913Virgins wouldn't understand
>>566697913
umamusume?
>>566697913It's the juxtaposition of really wanting to nut, but not wanting to be baby trapped by crazy, but also not wanting to die
>>566697981Anyone can train to be ambidextrous, but lefties have an easier time than righties.
>>566697883I need them protruding and suckable
>>566697405She and her trainer have a giga nerd x giga stacy dynamic that's really sweet throughout. They are both very much into each other
>>566697981it's kinda hard, I only try to eat soft stuff or things I can pick up with my hand and eatshowering is hard cause I have a trash bag wrapped around my arm to not wet the castI can use the phone just fine with a left hand but PC is kinda hard, I bought a wireless left handed mouse for that
>>566698096but how do you fap
>>566697981checkout Dohna Dohna(/alicesoft/ can get you a copy for free), you'll develop the fetish by day 200 in-game
>>566698030Real talk, I'm a righty but have always used my left hand to jerk off. The right hand has too much fine motor control to be able to go nuts while the left can just pump it.
>>566697648She's pretty hot. I can't believe Urara came out of that belly!
>>566698154Dohna Dohna was fun right up until I learned that I was missing the defeat scenes and I got so demotivated that I dropped the game
>>566698157same
>>566698157I also fap with my left but it's just a convenience thing so I can still use my mouse.
Why is fine motion trying to rape air shakur all the time?
You should be able to clock inspirations.
>>566698310Me on the right
>>566698310she's just friendly
>>566698310She's just like me fr fr
Why is /uma/ going through a /ck/ing arc?First it was air fryersThen it was rice cookersNow it's knives
>>566698315>clock inspos>dry after a week>back to the same problemNo
>>566698157Jorked too much with my right hand and got too used to itDick even bent left using left hand feels different, like a new hole. It goes against the curve. It feels clumsy so in a sense its more numbing and awkward. A bit more like a real hole
>>566698419>ckcrusader kings?
>>566698419I want to go on a romantic evening date with Hishi Akebono
I hate Oguri and Tachyonfags. Which uma is for me?
>>566698497Agnes Cap
>>566698410Oh I forgot, rape is how they say Hi in Tracen
Is it easier to farm box if you put only one SS uma in each race in TT?
>>566698419cooking is a good skill not just for taking care of yourself but also to fulfill yourself
>>566698497Believe it or not, Oguri..
>>566698419>Why do fat ojisans talk about food?>>566698432My problem is that MANT runs take too god damn long and I can only finish a few every week. Most days I just fail a URA run with Mambo or sleep spam after missing medium S. Clocks and TP are useless, I'm not even going to buy them in the daily shop once I have my funny 1,000 clock screenshot.
>>566698192The abs took up oxygen during development and also squished her brains a little
>>566698419How does /uma/ like their steak done?
>>566698549nigga i ain't click that
Serious Questionwhy did they make Bakushin wearing suit and become /u/ out of nowhere?
>>566698595Medium well. Im old
>>566698581>I'm not even going to buy them in the daily shop once I have my funny 1,000 clock screenshot.sounds like clocks are mandatory for the next like four scenarios, better keep stocking
>>566698595Medium
>>566698581Too bad your problem isn't a real problem because the solution is not what you propose which would create a whole new problem and you'd bitch again for the opposite reason
>>566698595I like my steak how I like my sexRaw
>>566698595medium rare
>>566698642Ballroom events happen on a regular basis and they're all fujobait.>>566698664I probably won't finish MANT.
Which Uma would do weed and eat tons of food with me?
>>566698595Used to try the medium and rare meme salt pepper shit. Nowadays I just get elldone with ketchup
>>566698595Well done with catsup on the side.>>566698419Cooking good food makes you feel good. Learning to cook is fun.
>>566698781mirako
>>566698674>Being forced to abandon fewer runs would not help me do more runsNot following you there chief.
Dead game, dead general.
>>566698781McQueen. She's fat ugly and weird.
>>566698595Rare/medium rare
>>566698021We'll find them next thread
>>566698781Mirako
>>566698595Depends on the cut, but usually neither raw nor well done. Everything inbetween is good to me as long as the crust and seasoning is right
>>566698783>Well done with ketchupThe fuck? Do we have Patrick Mahomes browsing /uma/?
Okay but /uma/ you may only choose oneOne night stand with hot girl of your choice or the best steak you've ever had in your life (your choice of two sides and drink including alcohol)
>>566698924Can I pick an umamusume
>>566698924I already have someone I like so the steak
>>566698924i choose one night with a hot rich girl so i get her pregnant and get to be a stay at home dad
>>566698924Steak because I don't want to miss another woman from my past
>>566698924Girls aren't real.
>>566698957Yeppers but remember its a one time thing.
>>566698924I am without sin, so I choose neither.
>>566698595Blue
>>566698047>giga nerd x giga stacythey finally wrote one?!??!?
nice food general, /uma/
Did you guys build your own PC?
>>566699104I did.
Speaking of steak. Is Pittsburgh style a meme?
>>566699061English or French?
>>566699015One night with my umawife is better than zero nights with my umawife
I will have creamy spinach pasta with salmon for dinner today
>>566699158I mean the difference is pretty minimal... i guess english?
>>566699139Meme for pretentious fucks who want to claim they know how to cook but are actually too retarded to understand temperature
guess the spark
>>566696374>>566697405>>566698047if she's already like this, what are the odds of tact taking after her?
Finally got Medium S, but I feel like the left is significantly worse than the right
>>566699104Still rocking my 5800X3D that I got for cheap
I'm having milk for dinner.Or as the locals pronounce it, melk.
>>566699251I swear this shit is just weighted towards guts every single time
>>5666992512* wit
>>566698924I've had some banger steak so I would look forward to tasting an even better cut
>>566699104First time I actually built it my self and went full retard splurg.
>>566698419Meanwhile, I'm looking to bring grills into the conversation.
>>566698595well done
>>566699462Assuming you got it before this year at least you picked the right time.
>>566692063I gotta give it to Ace on this one
>>566699479I'm thinking about buying a small gas grill. I'm not allowed to grill with charcol in my apartment. But I dont know if its worth it just for one person
>>566699104I built my PC during the COVID wave when all of the 3000s series were sold out instantly and was lucky to nab a 3070.Was thinking of upgrading last year but then the AI wave hit and the 5000s series were fucking price gouged.Now I'm hoping my 3070 lives for at least 10 years.
>>566698595I ain't picky. I just need it edible
>>566699515Well I built it in May last year, bought 5090 and PCIE5 SSD in November when it was lowest price before ram price and SSD went full AI this year jewish
>>566699683sexo
>>566699104I had to have some help from a friend but otherwise yeah I built it. Its a sacred object I dare not mess with
>>566699479Charcoal or propane?
>>566699104Build and in building physically, yeppers. Build as in choosing the right parts, I asked my friend
https://jiggie.fun/trwC7Ahttps://jiggie.fun/trwC7A
>>566698549How would this taste?>biting into it and feeling the crabs crawling around in your mouthImagine
>>566699738>>566699746These anons are female.
Umamusume?
>>566698595medium rare, obviously
>>566699740I like propane, gives meat nice taste of meat
>>566698595i air fry it
>Game is so dead the general become chat roomLate state dying game.
>>566699847teiobros have gone too far this time
What about food processers? Are those things a good investment?
>>566699852post something about the game so we can laugh at you then
>>566698497>I hate Oguri Yaeno Muteki>I hate TachyonfagsJungle Pocket
>>566698924virgin, thus I choose the steak
>>566699786There aren't any girls on 4chan though
>>566699786I am indeed a magical girl
>>566699615Yeppers, still running my 2021 3070 as well, I don't even play any graphic intensive games so idc about upgrades. Also got 32gigs of ram so I'm set.
I'll say it again: pressure cookers
>>566699852I wish I had clocks so I could play the game
>>566699575I believe in not only what amount you cook at any time, but how often you plan on using it. If you have a lot of recipes or ingredients that can utilize it, I say go for it.
>>566699683vagina bones
>>566699975I wish I didn't have clocks so I could quit the game
>>566699095I am cumming inside of you
>>566700036I still have about 740 of them I think. I'd steal yours though if I could, and then maybe give a few hundred away to other anons who actually want the filthy things
WE DON'T PLAY THE GAME
>Get the gift box every win in team trials>Go to hit parfait for guaranteed wins>Fingers slips and hits race instead>5 losses
You guys need a nice blender too.
>>566700141I wouldn't even wish my enemies to play MANT
>>566700141 (me)sorry wrong thread. I thought this was /umajp/
>>566699996Probably not that much. Grilling is nice, but all my grilling needs are served well with pan, oven and my air fryer.
7 and my enemies will have to play one career of MANT
>>5667002587 and you will have to play 5 runs of MANT today
They should do the 2x acceleration on MANT so this shit could be over quickly.
>>5667002587 and everyone dies tonight
>>566700356YIPPEEEEE
>>5667002587 and sex with Sweepy.
>>566700258I have no enemies.
>>566700387Now you gotta do it
>>5667002587 and I sentence you to 77 runs of Late Surger Mile C MANT
>>566698047>the whole exchange in that image is after you win the Oka Sho, NHK Mile, Oaks and Shuka Sho.>they host a party (since heart is a kinda a party girl) to celebrate and trainer (who is the wallflower type) finally works up the courage to ask her to a dance and heart almost melts on the spot>kraft and friends want to go and congratulate heart on her series of wins, but cesario who spots trainer and heart finally dancing together stops themMares
please stop cursing or sentencing me
7 and i GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>566700401It's just like a burning torch in the stormLike a little flower blooming in the homeTsuyoku Tashikana ishi wo kakageToki ni yasasshiku areba iiA misty moon, I'm missing you
>>566698047>>566700469this is a horror movie...
post your cm14 front parents pls
Can someone teach me how to make Burgers? Fast food prices have are hitting a critical peak and at this point it feels like it's better to learn how to make your own.
>>566700562anon there's like bajilion youtube videos of people cooking burgers
>>566700518Einar...
>>5667002587 and you become a Teiofag
seriru said i should train wit and my burger is burnt wtf
>>566700562Fucking jewtube, start with smash burgers, easy
Missed the last 6-7 threads, QRD?What's the consensus for CM14? What do I make?
>>566700469Around mares, be aware
>>566700401I stopped caring about Vinland Saga when thorfinn went to the farm
so likehow is Unity Suzuka doing in CM14 so far?any oonige believer?
>>566700562Buy minced meatPut whatever you like+an egg and flour, and panko if you likeCombineShape into a pattyNow you fry it or add water then fry it while covered
>>566700701make a burger bwo
Is 900 stamina with a gold recovery skill acceptable for graded league this cm or am I gonna have to buy a second gold recovery?
>>566700886That's good yeah
>>566700886More than enough
>>566700663He learned that he, too, has no enemies...
sex with umadols
>>566700973https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9eUDKcvCxI
4 runs 0 aces
>>566701074Every trainee you finish is an ace bwo!
Game question: I forgot but is Daring Strike necessary in Gold Ship or not
>>566701005How in the fuck does this pose work? Her legs aren't bending at all and her back is inhumanly curved
>>566701005I mean yeah
>>566701058Weird looking burgerI still love watching this yearly
>>566701120true
>>566701005I can see Falco's butthole...
>>566701183Inhumanly maybe, but not inumanly
anyone wanna goon to umas together?
>>566701205Fun Christmas tradition
>>566701251She IS still an idol afterall
>>566701369
>>566701168Thank you
>>566701369>next panel is her getting deep throated until she cries and then anally rapedwhy is this artist like this?
>>566701618IT'S LITERALLY ONE OF THE BEST END CLOSER GOLD SKILLSWHAT DO YOU THINK
>CM in 2 days>0 aces finished
>>566700469>cesario who spots trainer and heart finally dancing together stops themW Cesario
>>566701692yo stop yelling bwo
>>566701757Mares assisting Mares
>>566700562adding some amount of ground pork hip and chopped parsely, then after shaping searing one side on high heat then med heat on the other side results in juicy burger
Chiyono is cute, isn't she?
>>566702078why doesn't she frontrun like her mom
holy fuck my /uma/ club danchou just tasered one of our members, is that legal? should i call the police?
>>566702078Great for starting a family with
>>566702078No she's an O. She's either a sex monster or really dumb.
>>566702078Awfully cute, yes
>>566702253dependsdid the member moan?
>>566702387he might've had one since he pissed his pants but he was having an elliptic seizure. doctors could not confirm.
>>566702253/uma/club...
>>566702253no one cares retard and you are not funny either
>>566702546>elliptic seizureESL's first attempt at comedy and fucking failed
>>566702967but that's hilarious
this is the guy I'm trusting my umaccounting with?
It's Tamamo time!
>>566703162>algeriaNot my ohamile
which one for gp for a parent for bourbon
>>566703284left
>>566699802i think ruby is overreacting here. can't she see that it's a race autist talking with her torena? no way in hell is he going to be stolen
>>566703284Why left vs right?
>>566703284left and just be lucky with DD hint
>>566703284>>566703284left and fish for kitasan hints
>>566703251>i will never have my own urara to take care ofking is so lucky...
Feels like its been ages since I last got Migraine so I have forgotten. Can you get mood drops from migraine or does it just prevent mood rises?
>>566703407>seeing YOUR trainer getting along with a female that isnt youngmi
>>566703651It prevent mood rises. Cupcakes included
Very smart Tama
>>566703284I'd take the rarer ignited wit + green + mile 3
>>566695854don't worry, a safe mejiro is releasing next
>>566703702this is how insecure umacels think
>>566701924yay
>>566703284Left for the rest of MANTRight as cope for the next long if you don't get a better one by then
Is CM15 another Oguri double Dom CM or can Fronts actually win
>>566703901Can't wait for Bouquet's story too... I have a feeling she's coming up next after Heart
Running someone like Oguri or Digitan gives me the opportunity to blitz 5 G1s in a row in the fall and it makes me feel bad
>>566701692This works?
>>566704298seems ok
>>566704138i want to rape her so bad
>>566704359an old man typed this
>>566704359Anon... she would be the one raping you instead...
>>566703407idk anon, she seems pretty suspicious to me
>>566690501What have you burgers been up to for the conclusion to be like this
>>566704440it's all to rile up still and unlock her full potential
>>566704456Discord Falcon
>>566704138Bouquet soon!>>566704359(You) are the one getting raped
Holy fucking shit I can't believe I made this TamaGuts fucking sucks but whatever, the fact I was able to get this statline and get these skills is already a miracle to me.This Tama feels like a winner
>>566704674Guts is almost useless for late and ends anyway
umazingfirst try lmao
Enough stamina+1 gold for this CM?I could get 22 power or 20 wit instead.No hammer so 25 all stats after this.
>>566704752Is that true? I've seen my Golshi duel multiple times in the Derby track
>>566704674Is Tama even good on next next CM? I though she is shit on mile tracks.
>>566704796enough, just click wit
Fuck happened to sweepy?
>>566704796post deck pls
>>566704874there's only a sliver of final corner during the accel phase so spurt is goodand when spurt is good end closers are good
>>566704874It is a straightaway spurt track and cheer kingu unique is really good.White lightning acts like a late race skill so that plus pulse plus homestretch haste will have her zoomingI assume that makes her viable but who knowsI'll run her and Oguri anyways.Third choice is TBA. I could go metafag and do Taiki but I dunno
>Turf 2*Fuck>>566704796Def hit wit
grass wonder more like ASS wonder lmao
>>566705039forgot image
>>566704913>>566704960>>566705039I though I gonna hit SS. Oh well.
>>566704874Not really. I don't understand why people keep shilling Ends. Taishin is good because she has Golden Spurt, normal spurt isn't good enough
>>566705160more skills and 100 more guts and you would have
>>566704457>>566704440>>566704432>>566704409>>566704138>>566703901Fuck off already you spamming fucks, go to umajp you have a fucking thread to post this trash in
>>566705519
>>566705160based Mejiro maker, I was just shy of SS by 100 points this time
>>566705160buhi....
>>566705519you'll never find another NTRanon again
>Getting a pass just to mass reply
>>566705643good usage of my bue screenshot bwo
>>566705519>Zionist expelling natives
>>566705160where are your SKILLS bro
>>566705160>not capping wit with fine and nngwo..
>>566705519Don't worry anon. You'll get over your beloved soon, and maybe find the right one <3
>>566704874Nop. Taishin is the meta end character next cm
>>566705519you'll never be white
>>566704298overstammed and underskilled but you should get a few wins off raw stat sticking. If you're doing 2 debuffers I'd advise you run them as 1 front 1 pace to prevent pace/late promotion and to help drive the pack balance forward. You don't want a lobby composition that makes golshi wiff her unique IE 1 enemy promoted pace and 8 late/end
>>566705519You will never have this
>>566705519I’ve been here since day 1 faggot, kys
>>566705519there's always more fish in the sea bwo
i want to get a whiff of golshi's ass
>>566705160>buhi deck>can't hit SS>on one of the best growth rates in the gamebuhibros ovr repvtation...
>>566705721May be I should get white skills spam instead of all gold..>>566705728If you ever use them both you will know that 35 priority are unreliable.
>>566705902i like yuri
>>566705902Kind of make sense he spam this gif to bait. He wanted to be Ayabe kissing NTR...
>>566705603I've always defended him retard. He wasn't off topic trash and actually talked about the game.>>566705712>>566705802>>566705830>>566705902>>566705913You all can just kill yourselves. >>566705905Especially you.
>>566705519>>566705902Or this
turns out, the answer to 2 months of shitflinging, hateful tension, and schizophrenic targeting was... love.
>>566705834>overstammed yeah, I got that with Riko only. I was surprised. Not many great skills for end closers unfortunately this cm
>>566706045>I've always defended him retardOH WAIT IS THIS WHAT I THINKA-A-A-AA LOVE TRIANGLE
>>566705970I would say skill issue but I've gotten a run where I couldn't even break 700 wit with both of them so I understand.
Should I be fun and bring Brian or regular Opera O to the mile CM or should I metafag and use Taiki
retard who finished all 5 of his runs and got nothing out of it here
>>566706045>I've always defended him retard. He wasn't off topic trash and actually talked about the gamekeeeeeeeek
>>566706172odds you do brianevens do taiki7 run a debuffer grass0 mutate and uma with C mile
>>566706045Being honest with yourself is the first step to healing
>>566706109The love triangle consists of >the schizo's honest side>his schizo side>and the oblivious NTRanon who just wanted to be with his waifu...
>>566706172>taikihuh doesn't her unique activate to early and the carry over is like half a second of accel?
>>566706172It might legitimate be easier to train Brian and Opera than Taiki. You need to put 7 Medium sparks on Taiki and still get Mile S.
>>566706146You don't need gold heal?I just started training her 3 days ago and that was first one with medium and speed cap.If I can't get better one I might run a dominator bot instead.
>>566706331THIS IS TOO CUTE AND GAY
200 on Smaru and 400 on TacchyOr600 on Tacchy?
You're all the type of niggers to defend the staygoldtranny who doesn't play the game and shitting up the thread, while also spam reporting the ntrfag who actually does play and talk about the game
>>566706331this is way too gay even for me
>>566706467hey
>>566706416850 stam, and 600 guts is ideal with some white heals
is it too early to start prepping for taurus
>>566706045>I've always defended himKYAAAAAA
>>566706445Stegoposter will never love you like NTRfag did
>>566706445I have been saying this for months now niggas won't listen is as if they got mindcontrolled by the schizo virusWe used to skip latinx OP troll threads but now they stay up because them retards use them
>>566706627that schizo virus? MANT
>>566706627why are you replying to yourself
>>566706437stop asking this question because the answer is very simpledo you play 2+ fronts every CM? 400 on maruare you literally anyone else? 0 on maru
>>566706241you and me both brother
>>566706520based image
>>566706045>This general was promised to me 2672 thread ago.
>>566706703>>566706703>>566706703new breadbehave
>>566706667I pley 1 front evry CM so I wil be going 200 maru
>>566706350Yeah it isn't the best but it IS somethingPair it with Nishino and it's a lot of accel while it is active.
Should I roll on the current card banner? I only have 1 copy of each and I've got 64k carats. Though I'm trying to save half of those for a trainee I want.
>>566706787If you have to ask then don't.
>>566706830I have to ask on literally every card banner. It's all number shit for nerds.
>>566706886Both are dead/almost dead. Save your carats for maru/tachy
