Welcome to Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss all things Sonic!/sthg/ #9411 - InFUCKEDtinite EditionThread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID7FMV_kIlE [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]==NEWS==>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://x.com/SonicMovie>'Sonic Live in Concert' Announced For US, UK, Starting September 2026https://www.sonicstadium.org/articles/sonic/sonic-live-in-concert-announced-for-us-uk-starting-september-2026-r3441/>Sonic Live in Concerthttps://sonicliveinconcert.com/==Comic Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog #87 - 17 June 2026DC X Sonic the Hedgehog #3 - 01 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog: 35th Anniversary Special - 08 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog X Godzilla #1 - 15 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #88 - 05 August 2026DC X Sonic the Hedgehog #4 - 05 August 2026Sonic the Hedgehog X Godzilla #2 - 02 September 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #89 - 09 September 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4r>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>570619285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKipZcs9ZRAUltimate LAME form! Ha HA!
Tails!
>that's when I defeated infinite>i beat him beyond recognition>i bet he was crying behind that mask>also my dick is so huge even you would feel it
>the closest Amy will get to sex is her blue dildo>her face when using it
Sonurge forever
>Hey Shadow! I moved on from Sonic, I guess now that mean's I can-ACK
>gay porn op
Reminder that the internet was right to bully Sonic fans.
>>570646196Yo what the fuck man?! my Hero Infinite just got dicked down by Shadow big black hedgecock? The string masculine hero handsome hero I know just got his anal virginty taken by Shadow? Are you seriously saying that Shadow made him a Woman?! No way man.. This is a gay rape.. This is not right. *cum in pants*
>>570646682Holy based.
Douge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMQ5gbtyyxg
>>570646637>Ok then, how is Shadow different than Infinite in personality and character flaws and lack or care for anything or anyone. We need someone to be an exhagerated and absurd version of Shadow to help show how tame Shadow actually is
>>570647179>tfw Super Sonic isn't based
>>570647179
>>570646882You don't mean that Anon
>>570646682Legitimately, why would anyone think Shadow and Amy could ever EVER end up together? Shadow would just see it as Amy giving up and moving toward the closest thing to a Sonic in her vicinity.
>>570646882
>>570647358
>>570647408that..is how the real world and female nature works.
>>570647378The internet was morally correct to bully Sonic fans.
>>570647528
>>570647713Someone might be a little biased.
>>570647560And Shadow wouldn't go for it. Shadow only cares about blonde human women.
>>570647358>Green KnucklesNo.>>570647528I think Sega's board of directors would literally commit mass suicide before giving Amy a super form.
>>570647838Except bitches like Hope
>>570647560>real women are shitDon't remind me.
>>570647838keep your beastiality fantasies to yourself
>>570646196 Rough says:who pipe game this crazy lol jk
>>570646196>>570646883>>570647158https://files.catbox.moe/t23peg.png
>>570646467Chris boasting to his wife that he beat level 1 fodder to make him fell better.
>>570648041>keep your canon to yourselfNo. Amy is shit. Maria is great. Shadow has good tastes.
>>570648195>Amy is shit.R00d
>>570648339Lanolin is so sexy it's just plain unfair that she's unimportant.
Next!
>>570648195what you think is care and love is akin to digimon or pokemon and handlers than romantic love you sick freak
>>570648370
>>570648343Go fuck your dildo.>>570648503Your complete inability to understand their dynamic is your own problem.
She cornered him. Tails didn't know what to do.
You ever think about the fact Prison Island was an inside job? No, really. Why were the chaos emeralds being stored at Totally-Not-Gitmo? Awful convenient that the no doubt extremely controversial facility that probably had a fair amount of evidence of the government's crimes just happened to get blown up by a well known terrorist. And how did he even know about this facility and that the emeralds were there? Almost like he had an inside source who told him about it. Hm...
>>570646313You're gonna wind up like Infinite talking like that
Infinite kidknapping Amy and making her his slave. The kind if villainry we deserve
>>570648820At least she might actually get laid.
>>570648751I could break Chatgpt to write a story about this. Should I?
>>570648921No.
warm fluffy bossom of the sol empire
>>570648114I wonder how does it feel to beat up a guy and then fucking him in the ass
>>570649073enemies to lovers/tsundere
>>570648820>Shadow rescuing Amy from Infinite and then Amy falling for Shadow
Amy isn't trying to get laid. She wants hugs and kisses.
>>570649234I saw a fanfic once where Sonic was mindcontrolled into fucking Amy and she didn't like it because all she wanted was to love him and she didn't understand what he was doing to her. It wasn't funny or hot.
F A T
>>570649073
>>570648921Do it
>>570649378he had too much dog to eat
>>570649343Wtf
>>570649139But this is gay we're taking about here. There's no marrying, there's no having a baby afterwards.
>Amy moves on from Sonic>Fucks silverAmy gives birth to Silver and looks in pure fear and shock
>>570649490Sonic's green wife
>>570649378>"Oh god, how is he so fucking heavy?"Reminder that Rouge can carry around Shadow and Omega with ease, but visibly struggles to lift FATnic the MASSIVE.
>>570649378>It's a wild race with a girl who calls herself Sonic's arch-nemesis.Who is Imada talking about
>>570649378Imada played that Sonic 1 fat mod.
>>570649635windfags explain this shit
>>570649721Where did you read that from?
>>570649906
>>570649635IDW is more sympathetic towards Metal than Surge
>>570649378cant wait enough for tomorrow
>>570649967His post on Twitter teasing the new BoC chapter that just came out https://x.com/pungter/status/2066348172910461378
>>570648820Sonic will rescue Amy and pummel Infinite
>>570649210Sonic bitch ass would open it anyway believing it's actually Tails or something
>>570649378Fatnic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaTuV2l8n48Good Night.
>>570650184>It featurs a wild, chaotic race against a girl who claims to be Sonic's arch-rival.Either a new OC or Surge.
>>570649378>>570650308Cute n Chubby
>>570650484Yeah, that's what I was thinking as well. Despite reading the post, I'm still kinda skeptical for some reason. I will be very surprised (and probably happy) if either of them turns out to be true
Man I am actually going to be disappointed if this isn't our first look at JP Surge
>>570649378FAT FRANCHISE
>>570650267
>>570649378sonic is releasing his inner buhara or some shit idk i dropped HXH 2011 after like episode 6i thought that joke was funny cause kanemaru voiced him and shit
>>570649378>>570650657
>>570649378This is actually some AOSTH shit
>>570650638oh cool a new ship!
>>570650638If it is, it would explain why Chris didn't want the manga canon. Surge is larping as a good guy in IDW and if she appears in the manga she'd be some Wario-type enemy to Sonic.
It's going to be some random fucking lady with a motorcycle isn't it
Surge and Kit in BoCYuuta and Metstli in IDW
>>570650885She better be hot.
>Stand up>Be strong>Know right>From wrong>Forever hence>Believe yourself
>>570650885Yeah that's why I'm skeptical lolIt might be a Sam Speed kind of character
Imagine the shitstorm if Imada made his own female anthro rival/enemy to Sonic.
>>570650870at this point surge has spent more time "pretending to be a good guy" than actually being a bad guy
>>570650662Sonic is going to carry her to safety like this
>>570651120>shitstormNah, I think people would just ship her with Surge and make porn of them together
>>570651183sonic carries everyone to safety like this. amy ain't special
>>570650817AOSTH is creeping into Japan more and more SatAMbros...
>>570650885It's genderbent Sam Speed.
When does the next chapter come out?
>>570647158https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yWVmNz9p9A
>>570651391Sonamybesties are delusional
>>570649378>>570650308>>570650556
The concept of Surge appearing in BoC before Amy
>>570651391Amy is special ed.
>>570651183This was more romantic when Shadow carried Sonic.
>>570651531And Knuckles, and Silver, ans basically every other game character.
>>570651432Cool. SoJ will never come up with a joke anywhere near as good as "I'm over there." though.
Reminder that this was the last time a western OC got to show up in a Sonic manga
>>570651391>>570651461Show when Sonic has carried someone other than Amy like this>>570651552Be quiet, fujo
The concept of Surge appearing in anything Japanese, ever. You're all high as a kite.
>>570651729Elise. Archie girls (and boys)
>>570453563Here's the full whiteboard. Thank you to everyone who showed up!Full-res image is in the booru:https://sthg.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=19679PSD archive (includes uncensored boards):https://mega.nz/folder/DKBSlDYb#GdR4FN7QFEOFtS_30ZT4_A
>>570651807I LOVE THAT BEAN
>>570651802Sonic 06 got erased from the timeline and Archie isn't canon
Blade of Courage will be disowned by /sthg/ if any IDW character appears in it.
>>570650885it's gonna be haruko kamio kek
>>570651437Today
>>570651960>not canonbut IC. Sonic carrying people who need saving like this is IC.
>>570651541Honestly Amy probably is pretty stupid.
>>570651807You guys like boobs
>>570651807>boring shitty lizard again>Roads shit art AGAIN>mspaint slopThe rest is fine, 5/10
>>570651751So who do you think the rival character in BoC is? A new blobian OC or just a random human?>>570651962Nah
>>570649210Nightmare Critter
Duofag gen som Silviona please
>>570651807>That LanolinJesus Christ, I almost puked, who the fuck drew that shit?
>>570651807What's up with the inside jokes unrelated to the general>>570652270Some fraud named roads
>>570651807Amazing, it looks like shit as usual.
>>570648751hnnng, my peenur
>>570651807Kek Sticks
>>570652257He doesn't take requests anymore, he only likes to attentionwhore on Twitter. He doesn't care about /sthg/.
>>570651807Grr, this sucks! I'm also a different guy. Unrelated, but I've been angry you wouldn't let me upload my 30 thousand different ai generations to the booru for three years! Agghh grr!
>>570652638This but Alota.
>>570652638Oh, that sucks.
>>570651807>Including OCsWhy?
>>570652638He refuses to do my Sage and Chris Thorndyke request just because they're children. I wish he would reconsider.
>>570652694Speaking of Duofag...He vandalized the OP 3 months ago and no one noticed until recently >>570631131
>>570652270You gay?
>>570651807 Complete slop, this is why /sthg/ is shit and dying.
>>570652782Buddy what the fuck is wrong with you
Why are you fags obsessing over namefags?
>>570652782He won't do it because he only cares about pandering to his Twitter audience. He's afraid they're going to cancel him if they find out he made something for /sthg/.
>>570652783This tells you nobody cares about drawfags
>>570651807That Maria is the only good drawing here.
>>570653001Or maybe it tells us that thread 10000 is still months away and the project was started prematurely.
>>570652924Erm, that's kind of dark...Sage and Chris are licheral childrun from anime. Is anyone else uncomfortable?
Should Duofag be making porn of Sage and Chris (Not aged up)?
>>570649378
>>570651807Dogshit shitboard.
>>570653187Of Sage? YesOf Chris? YesI don't really understand the problem.
>>570651807That fag on the top left should drop the pencil already.
>>570653321He's a Twitter cuck obsessed with comparing likes and retweets.
>>570653334Drop the mouse actually
>>570652186>So who do you think the rival character in BoC is? A new blobian OC or just a random human?I don't care. It just seems delusional to think that SoJ would ever let any of the western stuff anywhere near the manga.
>>570653431kek
>>570651807Hip attack hitboxWhy do I find this hot?
is it always like this with the whiteboard nowjesus no wonder why i left when AI spam was happening like two years ago
>>570653479They let western stuff in their Japanese games.
>>570653535who careswhy do you care?You're going to pack up when
>>570653570Such as? Name one thing besides chili dogs.
>>570653668
>>570653691Shadow broke Sally hips
>>570651807I'm glad ocfaggotry disappeared from these
>>570653637>You're going to pack up whenNot for a while I imagine
>>570653691A four year long tantrum cause we removed this from the booru.Pretty sure he's brown.
>>570653741He shot in the hips.
>>570653738>spinoffThat doesn't count.
>>570653847Tanguru
>>570653637You type like a fucking jeet
>>570653741He came too hard
Artists are worthless, they will be replaced by ai.
>>570653847Is BoC not also a spinoff?
>>570653803Doesn't seem like some sperg samefagging to the whiteboard posts is much to care about.
>>570651807Glad you guys had fun
It's funny when it happens to men
>>570653668The name "Robotnik". The term "Badniks". Sonic's eyebrows which were originally on Mohawknik but incorporated into Modern Sonic.
>>570651807So many jokes from the drawfag discord server that have nothing to do with the general
>>570654065We need more Tikal laying eggs.
>>570654187anally, of course
>>570654186You're not invited cause you're brown.
>>570654186Why do these fags even continue shilling their whiteboards
>>570654045Yes, but it's a manga, which means it's not going to have any western stuff in it. >>570654161Both of those have been debunked.
>>570653847Whatever they're talking about it counts and you are gay.
>>570652217Reminder that somehow Eggman is less fucked up than playtime co
>>570654479>Both of those have been debunked.>BothSo clearly one of those answers is correct then. Good so see you concede.
>>570652638/sthg/ ends up getting people like LC, AWF, Slashy or Duo who want to create drama or make themselves the one person people like, which means any sane artist leaves here or interacts with it less often
Post pictures of OUR KING
>>570655058
would a windfag kill a japanese person that likes sonic westshit
>>570654804Whatever, there's not gonna be any western stuff in the manga. Sega is xenophobic as fuck, and they'd sooner nuke Japan a third time themselves than allow anything from the west to touch their previous homeland material.
>>570655218No
nick
I should see if they have DC Rouge or Blaze at my comic shop. Or tiny Eggman.
>>570654908I truly don't care about any of that.I just have been finding Sonic to be getting lamer and lamer and don't really care about drawing pictures about it anymore...
>>570651807This one. I'm keeping this one.
>>570655451Is that why Sonic mentions Tangle in the Japanese version of Frontiers
Imagine thinking nothing in the west gets incorporated into the games while Keanudow got a whole level in Shadgens.
>>570655726they are only xenophobic when it's 90s american sonic
Butler doing work on this one
>>570655562hip attacks are under appreciated
>>570655726I actually saw someone bitching about how much Sonic team hates american fanbase even though western stuff crosses over constantly, niggas won't stop bitching because it isn't all of archie just shat all over the games.
>>570656059>archieIt ALWAYS comes back to Archie. That comic did so much damage to Sonic's image over the years. And all cause Sega didn't keep tabs on it until they got sued.
>>570656171To be fair, Japanese Sonic is barely a character. He's just a plot device.
>>570656171>That comic did so much damage to Sonic's image over the years>Archie did the most damage>Archie is irrelevant and that's why it's deadmake your retarded mind upalso>ignores fun fandom quirks like chris-chan, furry porn artists and grand autismos who have been repulsive overall
>>570655058My King
>>570656253...I don't think you understand writing in general.
>>570656253You don't like Sonic.
>>570656253Eat shit
>>570656342>>570656345I enjoy the gameplay of his games. That doesn't change that he's basically a much MUCH simpler version of Superman.
Archiefags think horny teenager is a deep concept
>>570656353You are clearly underaged. Whatever youtube video taught you that, it's wrong.
>sonic is totally morally gray even though the game that presents that the hardest is having him prevent demons from taking over the world
>>570656701He isn't a morally gray character, he's just not a dutiful superhero
Who is the girl who claims to be Sonic's arch-rival?https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVzbL3n3
>>570656757and there are no consequences of that so it might as well not exist
>>570656838>HE NEEDS TO ACT LIKE ARCHIENIC
>>570656768I want it to be Surge, but it's going to be some random woman with a vehicle
>>570656524>Archiefags think horny teenager is a deep conceptEvery modern successful show is unironic goonbait and gets hundreds of millions of views. You've been lying to yourself so much to believe in your own bullshit.
>Chris Chan>Loved Archie>Ritchard Kuta>Loved Archie Satam and Classic purist>SegaSonicfans>Respectable people
>>570656906considering that Forces only happens because he gets tapped out by infinite means that it really doesn't matter if he's a superhero or notbad things only happen when he's purposefully brought in or removed depending on the context
>>570657085We get it, you don't give a shit about Sonic and wish he was a self insert to fuck your waifu
>>570657189I hate Archienic and Satamnic but I agree that the games have failed to portray this concept and people using SATBK or Sonic X as an argument actually makes it worse. Sonic would be a much more interesting character if he fully lived up to being some wind bastard who doesn't care about being a hero but saves the day when shit hits the fan. Even SUPER Goku handles the idea better.
>>570657189>bad things only happen when he's purposefully brought in or removed depending on the contextCause you wouldn't have a story if it didn't. Welcome to writing 101 stalker child.
>>570657203>you don't give a shit about fictional character
>>570657328Based response.>>570657341Cr*nge
>>570657341>it's good that Sonic's friends are completely useless
Versions of Peter Parker who never lost his uncle handle the idea better
>Sonic should be less important>Other characters should have more agency than Sonic>Amy should be on the same powerlevel as Sonic>Threats should be perfectly defeatable without SonicReplace Sonic with Crash and Amy with Coco and you have one of the major writing failures of Crash 4. Dude was inessential to the game with his name on it, so much so that he could be removed from the game and NOTHING would change.
>>570657085Leave Pomni out of this
>>570657696Archie fags are the reason behind this
>>570657696Sonic Team have written themselves into a hole. His friends are supposedly strong, yet they can't do anything. His friends supposedly have agency, but only Sonic affects literally anything. No one said Amy should be on the same powerlevel as Sonic you fucking retard. But yes, you either have strong friends or you don't. You can't have it both ways.
Other than gay nsfw what does Crash have going for him these days
Sonic is a night owlhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/XhFa62pHgoA
>>570657382Weird response in a 4chan general.
>>570657768Pomni is into this and she is the queen of all, her design is not even made for the stories anymore, they're all internet community chosen designs (fragile quirky jester, tumblr sexy man, genderfluid neurotic faggot etc.) inside a fanfiction.
sthg you're being a bad friend rn
I love how Crash continues to be the end all be all cautionary tale of what NOT to do with Sonic. Removing his agency and trying to replace him with an OC will remain one of the funniest of fanfiction tropes to ever exist.>>570657854>Sonic Team have written themselves into a hole. His friends are supposedly strong, yet they can't do anything.They kill Eggman's robots. That's their role. If you want some expansion, midtier villians need to exist. Outside of Knuckles or Shadow, getting a W over the Eggman should be reserved for Sonic or a special occasion.>AmyShould be a damsel in distress most of the time. None of this IDW wank where she lifts a giant hammer all by herself.
>>570658232Then Sonic's friends serve no purpose and should stop being included in the stories if Sonic Team can't utilize them. Bringing up some random bullshit from some game none of us played is irrelevant.
>>570658069That reminds me Prototype toy design got revealed very wholesome and cute
>Look at Amy being a strong independent woman with super strength.>Look at how she puts the two arguing males in their place.
Don't care about ships, just want to fuck Sara's tits
>Pat Casey: "My niece told me she wanted to see Amy"Is a cover up for paramount wanting their strong woman. given how often they spoke about making Amy a female thor
>Look at how power Amy is. She lift giant hammer all by herself>No more girly girl panty shots. She is the strongest main character now
>>570658445I think Amy acting as a superhero in IDW is even more damaging than Sonic being a freedom fighter in Archie. It's weird seeing random civilians listen to her like she's above him, especially in this setting where the entire world is blobians.
>>570658232>Should be a damsel in distress most of the time.Kill yourself, Anita.
>>570658445Amy would have done this in every iteration of her except kid Amy.
>Look at Amy save Sonic from giant whale>Sonic is so weak, he wasn't fast enough to run awayI'm being a bit facetious about this but you get the point. They have gotten better about this Amy power wank.
>>570658812IDW really reads like shit when you spell out what the page is trying to say about the characters
>>570658445Bottom panel reminds me of this.
>>570658620Silver would casually lift the whole hammer by himself btw
>>570658812i don't like seeing amy hit wildlife
>Look at Amy not having a weakness.>Even without her hammer, she is totes powerful and swing around robot parts.
>>570658620She should have just kissed him right there and sonic would fall for her
>>570657854Almost every action franchise has the MC being the strongest, but Sonic fans are the only ones who think it's a problem when their series does it.
>>570655726How would the Amy version of a movie DLC look like?
>>570659203>Almost every action franchise has the MC being the strongest, but Fanfiction fans are the only ones who think it's a problem when their series does it.FIFYIt's the same mentality of replacing the MC with their chosen OC or self-insert. Again, see Crash Bandicoot 4.
I got the white man's telephonebut I ain't gonna play the exclusive blue rat game
>>570659203Anon, you are literally incapable of reading. I feel absolutely awful for the people who have dealt with you over the years.
>>570659203Dragon Ball DC
>>570659446Dragonball is a piece of shit in every regard. Nothing they do can salvage it, but at least Goku's friends are actually useful. Unlike Sonic's.
>>570659424I'm sorry you have little understanding of entertainment.
>Look at how super Amy is.>She makes earthquakes and defeats Metal Sonic all by herself in one hitYou know, I'm kinda surprised at how many of these there are.
>>570659412But grandpa, it's made by the chinamen or something.
>>570659539>but at least Goku's friends are actually useful.Lmao.
>>570659539The point is dragon ball fans complain about how Goku upstages the side cast
>>570659573Thought Tangle 2was created to be the kick-butt one.
>>570659661It's true. They can at least stall for time or grab the dragonballs. Sonic's friends literally serve no purpose.
>>570659412It’s kinda shit i don’t like the super short level design i got a free trial for apple arcade and i have an ipad that can run it well plus a ps4 controller to play and i still didn’t like it, i can’t imagine playing with touch controls on a small screen
>>570658406>changed design last minute fanart was more accurate to how creator wantedUgh
>>570659803So you think Sonic's friends would serve better as fodder or meatshields?
>>570659743He does. The rest of the cast is mostly there to cheer on Goku because they don't really matter. Goku is the only character who really truly matters. Everyone else is there to make Goku look good in comparison. It's the same as Sonic. It's shallow, but if that's what you're into that's fine. It's children's entertainment after all. I only care that the games are fun.>>570659872I think Sonic's friends only exist to make Sonic look good, and idw likes to pretend there's more to them. When there's not.
I'll reiterate that Crash Bandicoot is the prime example of what NOT to do.>She's inherited all the spinning self-confidence and bandicoot bottle of her brother so who's to say she wouldn't just do it by herself?Imagine having your main character be called worthless and unnecessary in the sidekick's character bio. This is what will happen if Sonic isn't portrayed as the top of the food chain 99% of the time.
>>570660065>look at this pos with bad writing>that means we can't have good writing in SonicYou're an idiot anon.
>>570660065This is the hidden intent with nu-Amy.
Just let Krack write
>>570660116"Good writing" is not making you MC worthless so you can insert your gay trans OC.
>>570660065But Sonic is literally Coco. He just shows up late.>>570660163No one said it was. You're absolutely drowning in strawmen you yourself are creating.
>>570660116>that means we can't have good writing in SonicWhen retards consider Ian Flynn a bar of quality. It does. A man nobody else hires.
>anon is overthinking how a cereal mascot gains success againNobody gives a fuck about voco and crash relationship, if i can do cool stuff in a videogame it could even be archie-tier landfill of megaslop.
>>570660219>But Sonic is literally Coco. He just shows up late.
>>570660239I don't consider Ian Flynn a good writer. You guys just keep making shit up and shoving it in everyone else's mouths. You are completely incapable of holding a conversation. It's like I'm talking to ais. Only that can't be right, because the ai has a better memory.
Maybe give sonic more mobian antagonist like fang and team hooligan so each friend gets a rival only they can fight i dunno just think sonic has a lot of good friends
>>570655726people want a deconstructed Sonic
>>570660313That's nice. What did you think of the Story (not the Gameplay or Artstyle) of Crash Bandicoot 4: It's about Time?
>>570660309But he is. He's a gary stu of the highest order.
>>570660313Bro, you're getting off easy because most Sonic fans have low seld-esteem. The shit you're suggesting about the MC taking a backseat or having the friends take spotlight would get you dogpiled in seconds with every other series. Sit down.
>>570660143Nu-Amy is exclusive to the non-Japanese media because Ian Flynn is the one who created her and the English scripts are then translated to other languages
Nobody likes a mary sue, and sonic being a gary stu it's why his success is always mild.Sonic is and will always be simple for corporate mascot reasons.
>>570660538I don't think they should take the main character's spot 99.9% of the time, but if they're literally useless then they serve no purpose. It's just a power fantasy novel with worse writing and okay gameplay. He's a gary stu who shows up and magically fixes everything because he pulled a solution out of his butthole. This is worse than your average power fantasy novel because people genuinely think it's good writing when no one evolves, no one changes, no one progresses, and no one matters except Sonic. You keep conflating other characters mattering with replacing Sonic. That isn't the case. It's simply making other characters relevant, but that is impossible. Like feminism, the real point is front and center, and in the name. Sonic the Hedgehog. It makes golden age Superman look complicated.
Super Sonic losing to Knuckles cause Sonic is capable of losing.
>>570655726*kinodow
Sonic after losing to Eggman at the start of Sonic Unleashed.
Didn't Super Sonic Lose to Eggman in unleashed?Didn't Sonic lose in Forces?Didn't Sonic lose in 06 and die?Sonic loses sometimes he just gets back up.
>>570660712Power fantasies are a part of fiction and especially action-oriented fiction.
>>570660712Further, Sonic saving people is empty, if there are no actual people to save. Sonic is saving cardboard cutouts that identify as characters. Knuckles, Amy, Tails, they have just slightly more character than the flickies. It's empty. It's pointless. There is no emotional resonance because there are no people involved.>>570661009A power fantasy with just one person in it is pointless.
Mepheles literally killing Sonic. A move that only Chadow can dodge.
Archie fags ruined Sonic
>>570661202I hate Tikal. Stupid porn character with no value. Coombait for people with a tribal fetish
Sonic never loses, just ignore all the times he's lost.
>>570660712>It makes golden age Superman look complicatedKeeeek, this reminds me when a superman writer gave in and admitted they nerf superman occasionally, because a character with super speed, super strenght, super intelligence on the same level of many powerful supercomputers and laser eyes could literally beat everything and everyone in a blink.This to demostrate how hard is dealing with an OP character.
>>570657085Pomni's URGENT bathroom break
>>570661064>power fantasy with just one person in it is pointless.I guess video games in general are pointless.
>Imagine trying to call Sonic a garystu while we have video evidence of him canonically losing repeatedly
>>570661296Literally just do what anime does.Make the enemy stronger.
>>570661296Oh yeah, Superman is damn near impossible to write well for at this point. You either make him a moron, or you make him fight someone ridiculously powerful.>>570661306Anon, you are so incredibly simple. Don't you get it? It's fine if you think Sonic should have a shitty story, but I don't think it can be denied that it does. There are no stakes. Sonic's encouragement for his friends? Pointless, because nothing any of them does matters. Sonic is the only character. Everyone else is a static object.
I love pee
>>570661348He doesn't want engages in that because he's just shitty bait poster, unworthy of his (you)s
>>570661457You just flat out forget Sonic is an action video game series. No shit is he the strongest. I can't believe we're even having this conversation and I have to explain it to you.
>>570661678Anon, again, you are completely incapable of reading. Are you being retarded on purpose?
>>570658620SILVER LITERALLY MADE A GIANT COMET OUT RUBBBLE IDW WHAT THE IS WRONG WITH YOU BRUHHHH
>>570661429No, because if saitama is OP you can only stretch the joke so much until he just throws a punch and ends it. At some point the story end and ridiculously fast for anything interesting to write.
>>570646196>Infinite rape>When he should be the one raping Shadow with lies and illusion until his mind breaks Shit OP
>Characterfags of undisclosed characters are begging for Sonic to job.Just state who you favorite character is already and say you want them playable.
>>570661302ffffucckkkk...... niggguuuhh.... >>570660712I'm glad that sonic is just like us, a Racist
>>570661715No, that's you dumbfuck. You're having a pointless argument to begin with.
>>570661802Anon...I'm saying Sonic's friends should serve a purpose or be trimmed. That's it. I don't know how you keep pulling random bullshit out of your butthole, but please stop and actually read what I'm saying. They don't need to be playable, but if they serve no purpose, if they never evolve, and they never change. Then everything Sonic does is empty. Just as anything and everything they even attempt to do is empty. Sonic might as well be saving nameless civilian number 72, because that's about as much characterization as anyone is going to get.
>>570661945Have you ever considered just reading a book of a different genre?
>>570661915I'm making points and you're just throwing shit at the wall because you can't handle the fact that the franchise is poorly written drivel that serves as an excuse for Sonic to run on loopdy loops.>>570662039I do. It's why I generally avoid fantasy nowadays. It's all fucking litrpg slop now anyway.
>>570647982Gosh, I still love bunnie, how come we have this kind of hot gal, but people in this fandom are still obsessed with the smelly squirrel?>>570648189This drawing bothers me because, lanolin being a red lantern makes way more sense, than being a green lantern. I remember some artists started to despict her as black canary, and that one makes more sense for the whole sound gimmick she has.
Why are there people afraid of my GOAT Sonic being confident, competent, and powerful?
>>570661945>Anon...I'm saying Sonic's friends should serve a purpose or be trimmed.Eggman kidnaps Amy. Sonic has to save her. There, she serves a purpose to the story.
>>570662039>crab in a bucket
>>570662143Every version of Bunnie was great. Southern Belles have a tendency to be best girls.
>>570662092>I do. It's why I generally avoid fantasy nowadays. It's all fucking litrpg slop now anyway.Then I suggest you avoid Sonic too.
>>570649343
>>570662221Then she serves the same purpose any civilian can serve.
>>570649378This is clearly the perfect japanese purist way, but I forgot the shitty fetishes the japs have in general.Nah, im joking. some japanese media suck balls too, but people get some kind of nonsensical tribalism here.Neutrally, some east and western sonic content is good, but some east and western sonic content suck major balls.
>>570662362Amy IS a civvy. that strong amy crap is revisionism
>>570662362>Give character purpose>No not like that!Wow, you really hate Sonic and just wanna replace him with your OC that bad huh.
Where are the whiteboards results
>Erm, could you please go look for something else? I don't want to admit your criticism is valid because i'm a cope and seethe type
>>570662453Amy is literally playable in the games. She's not Sonic tier by any means, but she's not that weak either.
>>570662453Strong Amy makes sense because she gets a constant workout from carrying around her yuge titties.
>>570662409>nobody cares about a few sick kidsShadow took that personally
>>570662409So what? Trump says worse stuff on tv every day and it only makes maga want to suck his dick more
>>570662362You asked for a purpose and there it was
>>570662409Yeah, now that you point that out, I have no idea what he's referring to....What the hell was he doing kids?
>>570660712>>570660538>>570660065Am I the only anon who played Frontiers in this general? Sonic trembles in FEAR the moment he sees the second titan pass through him. He isn't super powerful and super confident all the time.It feels like you talk about Forces Sonic or something. Get with the times already
>>570662601Anon, never become a writer.
>>570662542>>570662541it's revisionism and not development because strong amy shit is in nu-classic slop
>>570662565WHAT THE FUCK DOES TRUMP HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING
>>570662646Yes. No one wants to play open world slop.
>>570662143>Gosh, I still love bunnie, how come we have this kind of hot gal, but people in this fandom are still obsessed with the smelly squirrel?Beats me, I still don't get it because bunnie was always the best archie/satam girl in literally everything compared to sally.
/pol/ is leaking again~Tranny Janny do your job please~
>>570662668>I have never seen a fit mobian drink diet chaos cola
>>570662650If you're such a creative genius, why don't you write something of your own?
it's simple really, whenever sonic isn't on screen everyone should be asking "where's sonic"
>>570662838That's what the games literally do.
>>570662825I'm not. I'm just less retarded than you.
>"Hmph!">"You again?">"Well, isn't this what you're after?">"What a waste of time.">"HNNNGGGG">*huff*>*huff*>"Well?">*pant*>"You got what you wanted.">"Leave."
>>570662646And then Sonic proceeds to kick every Titan's ass confidently.
>>570662838that's incomplete, they should be asking, "where's sonic's cock"
>>570662668That the mobians getting mad at him is unrealistic because people don’t react like that irl is just more terrible IDW writing, there should be at least one angry neckbeards mobian telling the other mobians to think about the economy and that millionaires need more money
Imagine Lanolin releasing her bladder on you at max capacity
>>570662646>oh no I'm scared>for like two seconds
if sonic is so great why doesn't he just rape eggman?
>>570662646>Sonic trembles in FEAR the moment he sees the second titan pass through him.I like how every time sonic team tries to display emotions and psychological mechanisms they end up with something that feels extremely fake.>sonic tortured for months (had a bad time in the original script)>sonic just sits in a cell with no evident depression>"tails just lost it">amy knows sonic is dead>looks like this happens every day so they just behave normallyHow is sonic having an headache in frontiers any better?
>>570662990This but rooje
Why doesn't Eggman just have sex with mobian women?
>>570663029Because that would make him gay, gay people are not good and Sonic is very good
>>570663029Because he's Batman or something, I don't fucking know.
>>570662362Eggman rapes Amy and gets her pregnant So Sonic needs to rape Eggman and get him pregnant with his hoglets and confort Amy and her bouncing baby human with Hedgehog ears.They serve a purpose now, hire me Sega.
Dow
>>570663193The Dow Jones
Ria
>>570649378Ah sonic always 3 steps behind mario as usual
>>570663180sonikku is not porn franchise
>>570663271Maria gets summoned by black doom and rapes him with her futa cock.She serves a purpose.
>"Sonic, your dog just died."
>>570663037There is a huge difference between changing the script like Forces did where what you see in the cutscenes clearly doesn't match what you are reading. And what happens in Frontiers where Sonic holds his breath in both versions. Frontiers is the new Sonic and I wish people stopped talking like we are still in the pontaff era. I just hope they don't change him again in Frontiers 2 and finally commit to who Sonic is supposed to be instead of changing him again
>>570663075He's humansexual. Intraspecies relationships are looked down on in Sonic's world (which is why everyone thinks Rouge is such a slut - she flirts with other blobians). Eggman is sexually marginalized and that's why he's evil.
>>570663193>>570663260John Wick
Have a good week, anons.
>>570663359heh
>>570663298Then what the fuck have I been jerking off to for the past 8 years?
Knuckles gets his foreskin removed, there. He serves a purpose now.
>>570647982Damn, I wish we had a colorist fag, this is an amazing bunnie drawing.
>>570663432ALL OF THEM???
>that Silver Fiona animation
>>570661805Vanilla should get with a real Vectorman.
>>570663432Shalom
>>570663476ALL OF THEM!!!
>>570663361>Sonic holds his breath in both versions.Wow, so much phàtos. I can almost feel the dramatic moment of that scene.
>>570663489Fiona deserves to be slapped in the face in front of everyone
>>570663476are you the "teenagers" in picrel?
Tails cowers and Sonic must pick himup change his diaper, burp him, and kiss him on the cheek.Now he serves a purpose.
>>570663539Sonic will never be superman. You lost
>>570663657>Penders owns the rights to Knuckle's dick
>>570663694It's not even about powerscaling, emotion is the essence of theatrics.
>>570663694Of course he'll never be Superman. Superman actually has a few halfway decent stories. And then a metric ton of bad ones.
>>570663756He also owns all the echidna pussy...
>>570651807>BENIS:DDD
>>570663872was this his true endgame?
>Shipper here be like pic related.>the left always wants a stupid overexplanation to confirm their ship, but they like to make an even bigger overexplanations to shit on ships they don't like.>the right just like it for the aesthetic even if it doesn't make sense at all, or both characters have an incredible superficial similar taste in something.both suck for different reasons, but which one you can stomach more? Not necessarily like, more like which one is the lesser of evils?
>>570664135Left is more interesting. Right is just a dumb whore. Like Rouge.
>>570663670Tails purpose is to be useless and to talk about how great Sonic is.
I'VE SEEN IT WILL HAPPEN DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND CRASH IS IN CROSSWORLDS! HE'S IN!
>>570664135If it's just fanart I prefer the second oneIf it's a fanfic I prefer the first oneIf it's a comic I prefer the first oneIf it's a joke I prefer the second one
>>570664135This is leaving out group 3
>>570664135>>570664294I prefer right, left is always insufferable in general, not matter the media.
Lien-Da is getting her pussy fucked and her tits molested by Pender every night
>>570664394Then you read a fanfic and it's the most boring thing or the most stupid thing because there is nothing that holds both characters together
I honestly have no interest in the echidna outside of Tikal and Shade.
>>570664135Which side?
Penders doesn't own anything and never won any case against sega, sega just never stepped on the matter otherwise he would be crushed at lightspeed, because everything published under archie and branded by sega was bound to IP transfer agreements.The only thing they recognized to penders (but only because he claimed them) it's some minor licenses about the stories he wrote, for characters sega owns.The only reason sega doesn't do anything is because sega doesn't care, archie never bought a new license to use sonic they just vaulted everything. If it was nintendo, penders would end up sleeping under 10 meters of dirt.
>>570664367This isn't a shipper group, this is just lunatic shipper pokemon fans. Only them were crazy enough to kill literally any ship ash had, so they could feel like they lost.No other fandom had that power (yet)
>>570664282Maybe for year 3
the thing some of you guys aren't getting with the pokemon fandom is that pokemon is big enough that if a bunch of psychotic fans say they want to kill you there is a number of them who are probably serious. it's not like sonic fans.
>>570664367Is Misty holding her at gunpoint?Wait, who tf do nintendies want Ash to fuck???
>>570664543You played dark brotherhood? Congratulations, I will never be brave enough to touch that shit, especially knowing it ends in a cliffhanger and it will never. Be finished
>>570664720Goh, Serena schizos made ash very gay.
>>570664367>>570664604I wish I could read the original pokemon leaks/mails I'm sure they are hilarious. I really want to read the explanation.>>570664632>>570664695>the thing some of you guys aren't getting with the pokemon fandom is that pokemon is big enough that if a bunch of psychotic fans say they want to kill you there is a number of them who are probably serious. it's not like sonic fansAre you serious? you're clearly underestimate the crazy side of this famdom, specially knowing the most infamous fans are actually known for being pokemon/sonic fags.
>>570664550Archie sued Ken. The lawsuit failed cause Archie didn't want to pay Sega's legal fees.Now when Scott Fulup tried, he failed cause Archie was willing to pay Sega's legal fees.
>>570664282I don't rule it out. We already got rumors that Microsoft is gonna sell Crash & Spyro to Atari after the new Spyro game gets released.That Indian they put in charge to gut Xbox is gonna do just that: Gut Xbox, sell off IPs, and fire all the non-indian devs.
Ken made such a tangled legal circus Sega just choose to skip it completely leaving Ken as the only one playing with the abandoned toys
>>570664367>>570664604>serena was basically the actual canon endgame>rageful shipperfans were so mad about their favorite pokegirl loosing, they actually sent death threats.>the pokemon company got scared and serena basically got almost erased just to be on a cameo.>this is somehow a win to shippers, when ash became basically a kissless virgin for the rest of his miserable life.Bruh, not even finn from adventure got it that bad in the end, and he basically saw his original crush becoming an ultra lesbian.
>>570665526Why should Ash care when he has Pikachu
>>570665178I'm grateful for exposing them as pussies
>>570665526It was considered a good thing because it meant Misty got one more blushing scene and a dinner scene with Ash >Blusing and dinner? That's it? A vague hint that could mean anything? Are you telling me shippers consider that a "win"? That's barely even romantic story tellingYes I can read your mind. Yes, to the shippers this is basically Ash dicking her. You have to remember they are not sane people.
>>570665178I think sega's level of committment with the old west canon was nothing more than "as long it sells, it's good".No hard feelings for shutting down everything and retry.
>>570665763This is why Sonic team don't care or bother doing much with ships, shippers are way to mentally ill.
The Larp has come for himhttps://youtu.be/kM7zqIKnBMU?is=VMgUs7V0QA6OgMDz
>>570665891Sonic Team is just incompetent and lazy. They don't want to put in the effort to write a good romantic relationship
>>570666013Amy's whole purpose is to say it out loud "Sonic doesn't do romance shit". Archie got it wrong because there are not much women in segasonic to clarify it and they thought sonic only doesn't like amy romantically
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>570666013This is not, not has it ever been the focus of this series. Amy's love for Sonic was ALWAYS a joke
>>570665891Pokemon could probably do a compelling romance story if they wanted to but it's never happening now. Sonic would probably end in disaster
>>570665526https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q336iHdWo7MThis moment was literally pornographic for people who ship Misty
>>570666141 (Me)And no, 2027 is not going to change shit. go consoom something else if you want romance
Shadria is a compelling romantic story.
>>570666141>Archie got it wrong because there are not much women in segasonic to clarify it and they thought sonic only doesn't like amy romanticallyI think the biggest issue is that the only Sonic game that clarifies that Sonic is like this to ALL WOMEN and not just Amy is Sonic Battle when he actively rejects Rouge on the basis that he doesn't want any of that romance business.
I really need that tittyfuck from sonia.
>>570666395
I clicked Rouge's hyperlink...
>>570666141I refuse to believe that Amy being a narrative jobber is a good thing for her character>>570666152Romance has never been the main focus of the seriesTrue but this doesn't mean it's a bad thing if there is romance in the series. You sound like those game journalists who hate the characters and story and only care about gameplay>Amy's love for Sonic has always been a jokeThen why did Sonic X have moments where it's taken seriously? Why the dissonance between the games and X in that regard? And if Sonic Team thinks Amy's love for Sonic is just a cheap running gag, then too bad for them because westerners take romantic love seriously unlike Japanese men who live in a fantasy world of wanting to be a high school boy forever
>>570665526I thought their goal was to stop Serena from winning so that all ships were on equal footing
UGLY RAT!
>>570666639>on equal footingDead in the water?
>>570666627>is a good thing for her charactersega doesn't give a crap about amy's character
>>570665526YEAHIMAGINE THAT HAPPENING IN SONICGOOD THING NOBODY EVER DID THAT TO A SONIC CHARACTERBOY THAT WOULD SUCK IF IT HAPPENED TO A SONIC CHARACTER
>>570666678She looks like she has lice
>>570666627>Then why did Sonic X have moments where it's taken seriouslysonic eggs is a shitty show. one of the writers was a woman self inserter who later worked on sonic 06 and unleashed
>>570666154Is dumb in the first place because we know the only actual ships, were sonic/amy and vector/vanilla.The former will always be in an eternal bucle of will they/won't they. While the later is basically a background ship.Rouge/knuckles was a tsundere ship, that actually happened but nowadays rouge doesn't care about him, while shadow/rouge is basically a close partnership/comradery/friendship, while rouge doesn't care about him that way, plus we know the only woman on shadow Heart will always be maria, while he looks like a possible alternate ship for amy nowadays (another one that will never happen)The funny stuff with rouge is how nowadays have that strange infatuation with espio that got out of nowhere to be honest. (Yes I get the hate on western stuff, still happened, and probaly is gonna be localized anyway like the tailstubes) Being objective the only actual ship with possibilities is vector/vanilla and thats hilarious in perspective.
>>570653049thank you so much anon
>>570651807Espioyume is still alive?
>>570665763>>570666241This wasn't even shipping bait, it was a blatantly nostalgia bait for the original series, shippers are crazy, misty was just there and thats it.
>>570666874This chart was made to debunk the idea that Chris has more screentime than Sonic but the problem is nearly all of Sonic's screentime is action sequences at the second half of the episode, he is barely involved in the plots of most episodes and sometimes doesn't even have speaking lines until the action starts. Look at how the numbers are skewed in Pokemon
>>570667069Like I said, not sane people.
>>570666874>writer from side media gets on sonic>props up amy and amy's crush>writer from side media gets on sonic>downplays amy and amy's crushconnect the dots
>>570666708As much as it pains Sega and as much as it pains Takashi Iizuka because Amy is not his precious pet character Shadow, they're going to have to care about Amy's character since Movie 4 is coming up and the fans aren't going to put up with Sonic Team and Sega's carelessness>>570666874Just because the writer was a woman doesn't mean she was self-inserting. She knew what she was doing with Amy unlike Takashi Iizuka and Shiro Maekawa. Japanese men are bunch of silent, socially inept cowards who don't know how to win a woman's love, speak to her, and commit to a relationship
>>570667251Amy needs to be deleted at this point
/sthg/ dating and marriage
Sonic characters for this feel?https://youtu.be/KBh_ViLaOT4
>>570667069Behold, Shipping.
>>570667251both made sonic act ooc
>>570667294Oh yeah...Ew, not with you!
>>570666639Basically, but the reasoning is insanely stupid, and the only one who lost was the actual normal average pokemon watcher.>>570667342I will never get these psychos.
>>570667269you sound like a salty woman
>>570667456we here at /sthg/ like tangy women
>>570667510More like mangy women, you all just after animals
>>570651807Good job everyone. I'm only sad this person couldn't finish his sketch
>>570667342>Just having dinner>oh it must be a date!The fuck is wrong with these people.
>>570667610https://archive.palanq.win/vp/thread/53104325/#q53105310I jumped to the thread when that episode released, take a look
>>570667251Bring back Kiyoko Yoshimura and can Ian Flynn. I guarantee you that with proper guidance, she'll be as good as Amy Hening, the woman who wrote the Uncharted games>>570667349"Oh how terrible! Sonic being nice to Amy and opening up his mind to romance with her is the worst thing that can ever happen to Sonic!"
>>570667810>my ship has fallen. Ian must suffersalty women in my hellokitty for boys? beat it, chick
>>570665526You underestimate how much they hated Serena
>>570667912I'm not a woman but Ian must fall. With Sonic Team's indifference, he's only making things worse. Terminate his contract and then put that morbidly obese, mouth-breathing, male feminist slob on a hamster wheel
SILVER after I'm DONE with his TIGHT BUSSY
>>570668365>Still tightYou aren't being rough enough
>>570668014Why it's always misty fags?You're telling me grown ass men/women pushing 40 were making death threats and hate animations?
This franchise should have blood and guts and swearing and smoking and sex
>>570662897>says guy who has only made retarded posts
>>570668695So, basically shadow the hedgehog again.
Is it me or is all porn dialogue utilitarian? Not good or bad but just kinda there. Even odd porn terms like >>570668365 "bussy" is just them not wanting to say "boy pussy".
>>570668014Wow misty fags sure got salty about serena wining and being the only pokegirl that managed to actually kiss ash.
>>570668834>sonamyfags editing out Sally with Amy in Archie pagessame shit. different fandom
Bruv loves to samefag this same Pokemon shipping discussion.
>>570668834You know, I'm surprised Misty fans didn't rip the manga to shreds since Misty explicitly was in love with Red in the actual manga and he moved on to Yellow which broke Misty's heart without realizing.
>>570649378SO IT IS FINALLY CANON:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8wUSFpIGQwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_YdczGRN8s
>>570668924More canon that what was in the original comic though
I need it to be Surge in the manga
>>570669129Amy has never even held Sonic's hand much less kissed him
>>570668924You're talking as if sallyfags were better, I remember the original shipping wars on 2000's years before all you fags were even born, both ships sucked major balls on those times by the way.Is even more stupid because archie exsting doesn't even contradict the actual gameverse, the two are completely different things, the only relevant thing was how archie was a horrible read thanks to the dark ages.
>>570669132You're this random female Tenrec who proclaims yourself as Sonic's rival/enemy.
>Sonic>shippingYuji Naka was right
>>570655562here's one without the hitboxes
>>570669235Sonic has hugged Amy back before and don't forget about all the times he has carried her bridal style. Amy holding his hand is not so far away from happening now
>>570668014This level of saltiness is even out of the charts, is even pathetically ridiculous.
>>570667610>Rouge glanced at Shadow and he noticed holy flip bro they're gonna frick!!!Shippers are all the same, fucking morons.
Putting my finger into Amy's russy
>>570669541CREAM AND TAILS STOOD NEXT TO EACH OTHER ONCE IN SONIC X
Amy has a barbed pussy that's why she's a rose.
Repeat after me: I do not like Sonic.
>>570669663I like Sonic
>>570669649I thought she was a rat when I was 9 and I'm not lying.
>>570669663I do in fact LOVE sonic.
>>570669740>>570669649Fuck I meant to say rose not rat. I lied after all.
Sonic Rush if it was good
>>570669663I like Sonic. But not that other Sonic. That other Sonic was made after 20XX, so it's an entirely different Sonic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inxKa65uUAYDid you bros know that Sonic didn't come out on June 23rd 91?
>>570669663i do not like sony
>>570669825Freudian slip
Team Useless
>>570670028Team "I would choose literally anybody else to be on screen"
>>570669902>We were gonna have a story about bunnie being originally from the sol dimension>antoine was gonna become a major baddass with moves inspired by sonic and the black knight. >the reboot was starting to have amazing arc ideas.>then penders happened, again.I will fucking hate that guy until the end of my days.
>>570669635>Cream and Charmy actually played together but they don't get shippedWhy
>>570670028Team Doesn't Exist
>>570670110>Charmy wanted to go on a play date with Sage>Play date has the word date in it so we should ignore the word play and focus on date>Charmy wanted to fuck Sage, sexually.>They are basically married now
>>5706701101) Charmy is a little shit.2) Tails needs a gf in the game canon that's close to his age because he's the deuteragonist. That's it really.
>>570670110because nobody self inserts as charmy
>>570670110I dunno, compared to tails, charmy is kinda lame. I'm not a particular fan, but I get the ship.>>570670136I will never get how sega didn't even try to tie the reverie and Ariem to lumina flowlight and maginaryworld.
>>570669409I have a simple question. Why does Amy always let her tail poke out from underneath the bottom of her dress rather than, you know, making a hole in the back for it to slip through naturally? It seems like the latter would be more comfortable if it naturally extends from where we'd think the coccyx is. This design choice goes all the way back to the beginning, but in Fighters before she started shaving her back quills she modified her top to let them stick through like seen here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIWo61DsBuA
>>570670248Quite simple really. They pulled an Akira Toriyama. The just forgot.
Best ship c-c-c-cooomin' through!
>>570670269To drive the point home further, in TMoStH she wear an ankle-length evening dress with no where to let protrude from she, as far as I can tell, just sorta stuffs her tail up sandwiched inside it? Would it make more sense to again have a back hip-height hole for her tail to come out from?
>>570670212>deuteragonistTails is a side kick. He exist solely to make Sonic look good. He has no other function
Sonic Underground?
>>570670517That is every single Sonic character.
>>570670480She stuffs her tail into her poosy
>>570670480maybe the base is prone to chafing and she doesn't like to stick it through hole because of that
im crying
>>570670419>>570670248>>570670212I get the appeal for the cute vanilla puppy, romantic love factor.Cream and tails are character that can easily fall on thay cliche, specially because cream is a cliche polite cute girly girl.
Im leaking
>>570670761Don't cry
>>570670808I tightened it for you
>>570670568A flop
>>570670805Who's more of a girly girl? Amy? Cream or blaze? You can say any other sonic girl for another sonic side media if you can think of another girly girl.
>>570670761cry on my chest
>>570670105How one man killed everything out of spite and gained nothing but suffering to everyone...
There was a person.... who shipped.... a different ship... fROM ME.... I WILL DESTROY
Im leaking inside Cream
>>570671281Shadow…
>>570670419Tails is scared of a 6 year old?
>>570671281Jiren...
Reminder that Cream is out of shape now according to Tails Tube and can't even run short distances without going out of breath
>>570648529Most of you fucks don't even know who Jeane is
Now that clicks.Early Sonic the Hedgehog nails the same procedural realism of motion you were picking up on with Spider-Man, just translated into pixel physics instead of web tension.In those games, speed isn’t a mode you toggle. It’s something you accumulate through agreement with the level. You don’t just press forward and get velocity—you negotiate it. Slopes, momentum carry, friction, enemy placement, and terrain all act like a physical grammar you have to learn.When Sonic accelerates down a hill and bursts into speed, it doesn’t feel like “reward animation.” It feels like consequence. Gravity did part of the work, but you stayed aligned with it. That’s the key psychological trick: speed feels earned because it is framed as a result of correct interaction with space, not a button press.And when you mess up, you don’t just slow down—you lose the state of fluency. You get kicked back into deliberation: jumping carefully, reacting to hazards, rebuilding momentum. That oscillation between control and flow is what makes the highs feel high. The game keeps asking: are you moving with the level or against it?That’s why later interpretations of Sonic that lean too heavily into constant acceleration sometimes feel off to people. Pure speed without friction stops feeling like motion and starts feeling like a preset effect. The early games understood that speed only has emotional weight when it has a cost of entry and a risk of loss.So what you’re really pointing at is a shared design principle between Spider-Man traversal and classic Sonic:motion feels real when it is contingent—when it depends on timing, environment, and maintaining a fragile agreement with physical rules.Not given. Maintained.
>>570671481She has just gotten done after a 57 hour breeding session with Anon, cut her some slack.
>>570671481Well, she doesn't really do anything nowadays since sonic battle, she mostly take care of chao gardens. She's just rusty not out of shape.
>>570665936Close enough. Tamers is back!
Pinching Creams fat rollsCream doing the Truffle Shuffle
Touch and GO
>>570671087Cream, that's why Amysissies hate her so much.
>>570671659https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVECEQzQzKk
>>570671481>a 6 year old has no energy
>>570670708>maybe the base is prone to chafing and she doesn't like to stick it through hole because of thatThat would make sense I suppose.Thinking about how the issue is handled by the other female game characters:1. Rouge's leather hot pants have enough material stretch in the back to let her tail poke out in a form-fitting way like a finger in glove.2. Cream (and also Vanilla) follow the logical choice of just having a cut-out for their cotton balls to fit through.3. Wave takes a similar approach. 4. IIRC, Tikal operated in much the same way.5. Blaze is interesting in that her top vest is forked in the back to not interfere with her robust tail's movement, but her white pants must either have an obscured hole we don't see for it to fit through or she wears them low cutoff in the rear to not interfere with where it extends from.Amy's obstructed tail fashion choice puts her in a class by herself.
>>570664367Xyz?
>>570671931She's Vegan
Fucking Cream hard. Pinching her wee little clit while choking her with my 2 tails. Pounding her confused little brains out.
Do you have the urge for Surge?
>>570672234I want to cum inside Surge. I want to fuck Surge until the legs of the bed give out. I want to kiss her and trace my teeth along her teeth. I want to hug her and sleep next to her.
So we all agree Sonic is only good for the shipping and porn right?
>>570672639Obviously
>>570672639Porn isnt even that good recentlyAnd the latest ships arent that popular aside for Sonurge
>>570672639the sonic community is a good dating scene
>>570672639i like da fast game
>>570672783I want a GF who loves Shadow like I do
>>570672887can't always get what you want
>>570672887I suppose you can go to MinnesotaBut Krack is already taken
>>570672930um SONIC SISTERS!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!????
>>570672930Somic Battle is worse to the canon than IDW
I like SA2 but I really wish it had more stages, even if they were bonus unlockable stages.I think it's due to how Speed stages feel like they end so quickly compared to the rest of game, I don't think SA2 really ever gives you the ultimate test of your skill in Speed stages.Really could benefit from extra mode or something, closest you get is hard mode layouts which is neat. I think Unleashed was the last time really got Hard Mode Layouts.
>>570672639Yes
>>570673107It's perfectly in canon universally.
>>570672930that's my hero!
>>570651183Amy a cute
>>570650184if this is actually Surge, the crash out is gonna be massive, the archiefags are gonna be extremely pissed at how much acknowledgement IDW character get in canon while archie sat there for 20 plus years with not even a little bit of crubs, and the IDW haters are gonna be pissed because if it's just Surge that means their fears that Kit may get thrown under the bus are valid or if it's both of them but they aren't downright murderous towards Sonic and Tails anymore while still being antagonistic it means Kit's endangerment plans and secret villain faces ultimately mean nothing after 2 years of build up.hahaha AHAHAHAHHA it's gonna be mess if it's them no matter what! Oh right, and that stupid fucker who said BOC isn't canon will ALSO get shit on because with sega acknowleding that the IDW characters are canon with their tailstube shorts, chaotix case files and crossworlds they can't hide behind marketing and Ian Flynn scapegoating anymore.What a glorious mess I'm gonna fuck the shit out of my self warming vibrating fleshlight to Muzeil in celebration!
>>570657854You people are literally just illiterate. Infinite was just that strong. Why WOULD his friends be able to win? We SEE him.mog Shadow and we see him mog Sikvee ON SCREEN and he mogs Sonic again even after 6 months. The only reason your OC even stood a chance is because he got a mcguffin that counters Infinite.
I forgot how much I hate Kart Stages in SA2 and the missions for them.
>>570672887She's definitely out there, it's just a matter of finding her (and you two *actually* wanting each other).
>>570673448Yes
>>570672327>I want to fuck Surge until the legs of the bed give out.That sounds hot but it's really not, I once ignored the bed-squeaking until that happened and I was in so much pain I though for a minute that I broke my dick and what's worse the neighbor called the authorities over the thudd that they thought was a gunshot and I had to spill my spaghetti to the police, the fact that my girlfriend is still with me after that is a miracle and proof positive that she's keeper.
>>570673831Archie did too many things that ruin its chances
>>570674097Don't mislead people. The whole "there's someone out the for everyone" shit isn't true, never has been.
>>570674302There are Shadow fangirls fucking everywhere, dude.
>>570674479And I'll marry one and we'll have many kids together!!
>>570661296Luterally itd only an issue if you lazily make the challenge fot Superman just beating somrthing up.
>>570674659it's time to put down the bottle and snuff out the blunt, anon
>>570674479Maybe it's the hagover but interpreted that as,>There are Shadow fangirls having sex everywhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XKgPOsBYwAYeah, I'm starting to understand what Sega meant when they say shadow's biggest character point is his pride, what a smug mother fucker
>>570670419
>>570675169>what Sega meant when they say shadow's biggest character point is his prideWhen did they say this? Also picrel
>>570674993bathing naked with Maria!
I JUST WANT TO NUT IN A BUTT TO BREED WITH MY SEED AND SPAWN MORE SONIC FANS, SEGA HELP ME DID I MENTION ITS FOR SONIC
Blobian cats and monkies are indistinguishable if you put on helmets on them
>>570666627>And if Sonic Team thinks Amy's love for Sonic is just a cheap running gag, then too bad for them because westerners take romantic love seriously unlike Japanese men who live in a fantasy world of wanting to be a high school boy foreverI dont know why you are makong this an east vs west thing when romance media for men is taken more seriously over there.Amy's love for sonic is not purely a gag like that other person said but it isnt there to set up some long con romance arc either.
>>570663694You're right. Superman is an actual character.
>>570663694Sonic is flash didn’t you read the crossover? Knuckles is super man, they even made action figures of them
>this entire threadI tire of "people" who blatantly self-insert as Sonic.
My fictional character would agree with my politics and sex transwomen.
>>570673831I still doubt it's her, but Surge would literally be better if she's just some bitch with electric powers who hates Sonic and all that shit about being abducted and modified and later wanting to be a hero can be thrown in the trashcan. Shame for Kit, though. He's on no one's radar.
>>570675846>IceLike the rapper?
>>570675846You know, I bet if you posted this on twitter or on /v/ with a twitter handle you'd get so many replies. Not here,tho. it's not good bait here, people only care about lorefagging, ship wars and gooning
>>570675169When did they say Pride was Shadow's biggest point?
Kitbros and sisters will just never accept that their water boy is basically Waluigi.
>>570674147
>>570676143I self insert as shadow
>rumble sonic's aniversary pass only has Koco's and not a single Chao on it,I guess it's true they are trying to use Koco as a Chao substitute.
>>570676965cnc
>>570676821
>>570677218 (me)
>>570676965>>570677042Samefag
>>570677473lole
>>570677565
The Shadowfujos I met have unresolved issues that they refuse to fix. Why do you guys want damaged goods? They'll sooner break you than allow you to get anywhere close to fixing them.
Ugly rats.
>>570677643Imagine naming your picrel files this way
Sonic Team will never make a good game.
You are all incel chuds!
I'm tempted to post jay naylor furry porn even though it's completely off topic.
>>570678063I’m still eagerly waiting for the June 23rd Sonic Central and if the next game is revealed there, then it better surpass Frontiers
>>570678235do itI used to fap to his porn lots when I was younger
>>570678380Same.And lately i discovered he made some juicy hmofa that lives in my head for days:https://files.catbox.moe/83hz59.jpg
1960s bill gates looking nerds arguing about startrek shipping
>>570678569that's based
>>570678569(me)sexing wolf girl:https://files.catbox.moe/i0pkm5.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/5aby4s.jpg
>>570677705Sex fox.
>>570678694based!!
Sonic moments for this feel?https://youtu.be/cTXg7BvObC4?si=LNkoIebp9gl26WUd
Also idk why, but jay's netorare comics are so advanced he cucked a possible interracial couple with an interspecies. Makes me kek.
>>570679181I loved them
>>570677338>>570677338Part of the design decision around the bobcut was to show she was reinventing herself and becoming more active.Which is part of her arc!Her design is great!
>>570679181What the fuck
Shth was a game about Shadow and Shadow's dad and Shadow's cousins06 was a game about Shadow and Shadow's wife and Shadow's sonShadow is the real main character
>>570678569>>570678694Eh es okay
the stoopid friends people were satamfags (they like a show about sonic's stoopid friends) and archiefags (a comicbook about sonic's stoopid friends)
>>570679847That's what pablo said when his blonde crush got cum showered by a stallion.
>grrrr I hate sonic's shitty friends and edgy shit. I think satam and archie are for me
>umm uhhh guys? i think sonic's stoopid friends are indeed the reason why our games suck. it's not that we make bad games with jank gameplay and retarded half arsed gimmicks. sonic's stoopid friends did ruin this franchise. we are totally not trying to save face by blaming shadow right now!
I will say it out loud in case you missed it.sega were trying to save face.they never "listened" to classicfags.they were trying to contain the situation and Shadow, Silver and Blaze took the hardest hit. since they are associated with the edgy era
>>570680714Nobody talks about this but the Wisps are a decision based on the 'Sonics stupid friends' where they wanted to introduce different gameplays
>>570680714>We could see Shade coming back
but that's just a theory... A-
>>570678250A tire iron to the knees would surpass Frontiers.
water
>>570681271Still schizo blaming Ian when that's the obvious assumption and thematic dev intent
>>570680714God I love Project Needlemouse so much. The absolute BTFO of both Sega and the "shitty friends" crowd when Sonic 4 came out, and was still shit. Immensely satisfying. As you spelled out, it's almost like the real problem is that Sonic Team sucks ass at making video games.
>>570680714>>570681432What's Project Needlemouse?
>>570681271>>570681381Wait, are Ian schizos seriously trying to blame him for Sonic not being able to swim? Even though it's well known that it's due to the original devs being retarded and assuming that hedgehogs can't swim? Also, some "hero" Sonic is. Bitch ass scrub can't even fucking swim.
>>570681381Anon...
>classicfag: I am NOT having fun playing this broken game. it's Sonic's stoopid friends fault >:(. guess who I am!>>anon: uhhhhh you are a boomer who likes a show and a comic book about sonic's other stoopid friends?>>>sega: y... you are right! It's Shadow's and Sally Acorn's fault. we are gutting them out right now! it's not our fault that we make shit games nor have 0 vision on what to do after we fired our most important guy ever!
>>570681271>>570681381>>570681582>UUUUUUUUUUU WHY WHY WHY? WHY X PEOPLE DO Y UUUUUUUUUUUU
>>570681582We're talking about Marine's powers being water. Ian Schizos think he reconned her powers with the Encyclo-speed-ia when Ian himself was trying to get an answer one way or the other.>>570681587Marin_fire refers to shooting
>>570681549The name for both Sonic 4's development project and its marketing campaign. The whole thing was a desperate attempt to pander hard to the people who performatively hate on this entire franchise for meme cred. The idea was to cater to the demand for "Sonic and Eggman ONLY. No shitty friends.". As if the existence of a supporting cast is the reason these games are bad, somehow. Lo and behold, the game comes out, and it's a jank piece of shit because Sonic Team are incompetent fucks. The reductive attitude mostly died out after that.
>>570661796Infinite ain't shit without the Ruby
>>570681802Oh. That's still dumb though, cause she used her water powers at the end of her game.
Frontiers 2 dev time going well
>>570682051They aren't outright said to be water so autists like Paps and Randomfox insist they aren't.
>>570681587no u>>570681582A month or so ago some anon had a melty over Marine's mysterious bullshit powers she demonstrates at the end of Rush Adventure, insisting it was just supposed to be "energy" or some crap. All because the notion originated from Ian Flynn fishing for an answer and leaving "maybe mysterious water powers...?" as an open-ended question in Sonic Encyclo-speed-ia. It got so bad other anons stepped in to ask devs on socials and datamine. Anyway the answer is (probably) water because no one cared about Marine back then and the only ones in power that do clarify that it's water.
Ian is forcing his headcanons and lorecows on Sonic team, that's why development is stagnated, that hack thinks his writing is what saved the franchise
>The game sucks? it's Shadow's fault!>Shadow is not in the game but it's still ass? must be Ian's fault for forcing his shit on sonic team>no it's never sonic team's fault. they are japanese men. they can not be wrong
>>570681891So ic Team didnt make Sonic 4.Sonic 4 was made by DIMPS. It was also made for mobile games and was patched up to be Sonic 4 because SoA said it would be good for marketing.Now go back to r/sonicthehedgejerk.
>>570681802>Ian himself was trying to get an answer one way or the other.That is extremely generous to take him at his word. He just shouldn't have put it in the book to begin with. But y'know, autists rarely have restraint when they're in charge of something.
>>570679181I love Jay Nay because he draws the best asses. Can't write for shit, but the ass is first class.
>>570683040>So icWhat?
>>570683004Miles has explored every inch and breath of this creature.
>>570683194Sonic
>>570683151Perhaps i should take him as inspiration because you're right, you can feel every square inch of flesh inside the panels.
>Leave the japanese men alone. it's Shadow's fault. his edge stabbed the gameplay in the gut
why hasn't sonic team even tried to make a single good game since unleashed?
>>570683431People shilled and praised Colors for being the bare minimum and they became disillusioned. Then they made Lost World to pander to the people that wanted Sonic to just be blue quick Mario.If it wasn't trapped on the WiiU, more people would be apologists for it too.
>>570683431>unleashed was goodIt was a boostshit among boostshits
>>570683431America. That's why. Sonic should have been a Japanese only franchise until Sonic Adventure. Or better yet, never released in the west. Who pushed for 06 obsessively for the Christmas day? America. Who sabotaged the Saturn? America. Who provides horrible translations and dubs that make Sonic sound like looney tunes. America.
>>570683151great asses and bushes
>>570683431>unleashed was goodUnleashed was good until the intro ended. That intro is pure bait.
>>570683586It was peak boost only ruined by shit framerates
>>570683431Sonic World Adventure was the last* vestige of the old Sonic slipping away, since it was derived from the Sonic Adventure 3 that Naka ACTUALLY wanted years ago.*sone count Sonic and the Black Knight since that was the last game that the Adventure writer worked on, and it felt like he was telling fans to accept that things will change and it may be healthy let go, but that didn't stop us, eh /Sthg/?
>>570683667>>570683915Why that rat fat?
Hello /sthg/!
>>570684054Hello Black Man
>>570683954
>>570681628>Sonic the hedgehog?>NO! I WILL DISCUSS SALLY>SALLYSALLYSALLY>WAIT THIS IS A VIDEO GAME BOARD?>SALLYSALLYSALLYSALLY
>>570684054Hi guy (or girl).Tails is pretty cool
>>570684104>Archieshit>Human charactersFuck off.
>>570684134>besties at the slightest mention of sally the acorn
>>570684104Rotor is so much more fuckable with that clear muzzle
>>570684147I'm a guy>Tails is pretty coolYeah he's the best
>Enters video game general>Posts Sally despite her not being in a CANON Sonic game designed by SEGA OF JAPAN
>>570683825Blue nigga
>Sally is not in the gamesno wonder the games are so ass. I wonder if adding Sally would fix the broken gimmicky gameplay and boost shit *puts on the thonccing hat*
>ah yes>lets have furry star wars with furry soap operas mixed in and furry politics>lets have the plots become sonic snogging sally 24/7 and behaving like a harem protagnist, lets have have a bpdemon chipmunk boss everyone around, lets have 90% of the plots going ZOMG DID YOU SEE SHE KISSED HIM BUT THEY BROKE UP, BUT NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS HEARING SHE MAY GO BACK TO HER RELATIONSHIP?
I downloaded this for the art but are these voice actors any good?
>Let's have a tranny comic book about girls who cry all the time and traumamaxxes with xer friends.>after that we can play the same game from 2008 about running in the same hallway but with a new coat of paint
>>570684603Why does the tails actor look autistic
>be me>entering a game general>post furry porn, politics, anime and the more off-topic you have, the more i add>still unbanned>be archiefag>posts sally (old sonic character)>has to face this autist >>570684327 every hour of the daySuck to be you.
>>570684223>Human charactersYou're right, humans in Sonic? Heresy. Get this fat human man they keep trying to force as the main villain out of there.
>>570684647it's IC for besties will seethe
>>570684630I won't say anything about the kid because the people here would get the wrong impression from me
The irony of these idiots hyperfocusing on the romance drama that wasn't actually that big of thing as they thing, while also being obsessive shippers.
Why can't you just let me ship in peace
>>570684647You are a little faggot. Sally is GONE. She NEVER EXISTED. She was FANFICTION written by SoA to force their shitty show and comics. You are the reason why Sonic went to shit.
>>570684751They are shippers. and they are butthurt. they shit on their least favorite thing in the comic>>570684819what's this? bestie melty? bestie having a melty? again?
Female Sonic characters:>wear clothes>have eyelashes>have much less pronounced brow muscles>have flatter muzzles and noses than males>if they are 18 and over then they have lidded eyes>VERY rarely have belly patterns/countershading
>>570684851Not canon
>Metal Sonic had a tail in Sonic CDwtf you think it breaking off is the reason he hates Sonic?
>>570649378Canon
>>570684912Took place in an official product.besties could never
>>570684856>has breast>has a theoretical vagina
>>570684924Those boys are pretty sus
I've been playing the same game on loop until/sthg/ posts something new and worthy of discussion. It's been five weeks since I last seen the sun.
Don't you have a job instead of posting the same sperging posts for years to end?
Calling fartchie an official product is an insult. it was nothing but Gaijin fanfiction and caused most of this fandom's autism.
>>570684982Unfortunately you are correct.canon > noncanon > fanonI don't make the rules.
>>570685042Why do you think it's been sonally vs sonamy vs sonaze vs sonails vs sonadow vs sonmiscellaneous for the past 10 years here?
>>570685031Go outside man, the sun is not bad.
Who was the self-insert in sonally?
>>570685102SHUT YOUR GOB SAMEFAGGING CUNT
>>570685148Sonadow is shit
>>570685148Sonails bros are always peaceful though
>>570685257>>570685257>>570685257
>>570685148You have been doing WHAT FOR 10 YEARS?!??
>>570685214
>>570683723>Sonic should have been a Japanese only franchise until Sonic Adventurethey would've had to play their cards right to properly captivate the japanese market then. Even if they were able to go back in time I still think they'd somehow fuck it up
>>570684856>Female characters below 10 usually have one eyelash (Western characters break this rule)>Female characters older than 10 usually have two eyelashes (Western characters break this rule)>Female characters are often noticeably lighter or paler in color than males>Female characters have a confirmed pussy, confirmed via Rouge's SA2 textures>Perhaps by coincidence, female characters from species that lay eggs tend to be flatter (Wave, Tikal)
>>570684054>>570684326Fellow Male Boyfan present!
>>570684565Sonic isnt a jock
>>570683565>If it wasn't trapped on the WiiU, more people would be apologists for it too.It is, unfortunately, on PC, and people are still going to bat for it.
IDW Wolfguy
