Previous: >>474277870>Game NewsRegular Banner: Sounds of Earth (3*)Rate up on 2 SSR, select cards from a pool of 10 cardsEvent: Mezase! Saikyō Team currently underwayCM Classic will be held in JuneTrack: Tokyo 2400m, turf, left, spring, cloudy, heavy conditionNext LoH will be held on 5/14Track: Kyoto 3200m, right, spring.>UAF Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1s4fKD7aLnZ0Y7toxAjmsuIjfYr0RAhmKF0ndYsCXebM/edit?usp=sharing>IP NewsNew Movie, Uma Musume: Pretty Derby Beginning of a New Era set to release May 24th, 2024https://youtu.be/Mbq51ikrOg0'Umamusume Party Dash' will be released worldwide in 2024 for Switch, PS4, and Steamhttps://hachamecha-umamusume.jp/en/>Thread Circlesウマオオオオ (15 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Post ID in the thread and the leaders can invite you.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/up4f5Card Score Spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17nbTcHUPqq8O6h_4Z6cVXwfkgEbpgO1VHzdLf-3YSfw/edit?usp=sharingSupport Card Evaluation Doc:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iUV8pAc5-eXePJJA8hhgeJA6KjuCczjf68ZxdzYY4tM/edit?usp=sharing>Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst>/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)>>432723798Season 1: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=90663Season 2: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=96596>How to buy jims on Android>>396945814>>396946167
If they bucked the Satsuki Sho trend already, I’m pretty sure they’ll throw someone else for Derby this May.
sex
>>474758897I pray they don't take pokke away from me
>>474762064She'll come out with the movie.
JRA dropped 4K Rice Shower vidshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaYG3lzmKaQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmEGlxpXy1U
>>474762181Remember when NTR got NTR'd? They're gonna do the same damn thing
>>474762292Cringe
seeexxxx sex sex sex
>>474762381>Stay Gold is going to steal away her trainerohnonono
>>474762687sex
>>474762292based
>>474762687Exposed shoulders erotic
Ayabe seeeeeex
>>474772826sex
>>474766504Rice would be a way more interesting character if she secretly felt that way
>>474775637I agree but not secretly. I want unapologetic Troll Shower. Along with her gundam friend who also gives no fucks.
>>474776784She could be such a bitch if she stopped crying all the time
I hope more Japanese artists are against AI training of their work so that a certain group of people can finally turn against themPicrel because the artist is against AI training of their work
>>474778546I don't see anywhere in your post saying that we are obligated to be your personal army
Hishinnamon
Who do I have to train to have access to these fucking races? Don't tell me you can't get to them in UAF and I need to go to fucking MANT for them?
>>474780175Someone that isn't a sprinter for starters.
>>474780175You can look which races are mandatory on the character selection screen.
>>474780472I had C apt, it's fine.
>>474780536Bruh. That's not what he meant.
>>474780175Someone who doesn't run in the Takamatsunomiya Kinen or Osaka Hai.
>>474780175Bro, (You)'re l'cope?
Stinky mares
>>474782669>extremely soft but extremely strong umaI am obsessed with the prospect of Donna hugging me as hard as she can.
Thoughts?
>>474782669>>474783206>>474783283big horsie
Sex pocket.......
>>474783283I will give her the proof of her life that she always wanted.Didn't quite work out though. At least I managed to made a damline for Kraft
>>474784297>Italian SlumWhat a terrible name for a hors.
>>474784638Auto naming in this game sucks pls understand
>>474784832>he doesn't name his own horsI bet you don't even set a crown name for your mares and stallions.
What’s her name again?
>>474785456
>>474778738More like I wanted to point and laugh at those group of people (pro-AI extremist) though
I love translating this chapter.
>>474785256>Enter Your Nameisn't my strong suit and you want me to do it 2~5 times every year? Fuck that I'll do it in my next playthrough.
>>474762181the movie comes out literally two days before the derby
>>474787274just name the hors after a song, that's what I do
>>474787274The trick is to set a nice crown name and then find a theme. I just go for Latin or Greek names.Probably help that I only run two or three hors a year.
I wish Cafe would take my soul away.
https://files.catbox.moe/ia94mi.jpg
>>474772609Sex in Love...>>474779603What a fluffy fat fuck.
>>474793501too big
>>474793501not big enough
>>474793501seeeeeeex
>>474793501would you like to drink kumis made from your favorite horse girl's milk?
>cummiesLad...
>>474795505milk from mongolian horse taste good btw.
seex
sexoooo
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>474793501wtf, is my bro okay?
happy birthday to this loud retard who defeated two sankan uma!!
What does 「最速加速」 mean?
>>474802832There is Mr CB!
So did anyone here actually roll for Ass?
>>474802832>is basically your typical /a/ shonen protagonist>still no series of her owncyge is missing out
>>474805450fastest acceleration
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6G8L1RO28M/umamusu drip
it's pretty interesting how almost all of the logo girls for every media so far have mc vibes in different ways, and then there's still in love who's a triple tiara and is way more mentally unstable than the rest of them
>>474808623She is special and I'm still in love with her
>>474805450In this context it means that the skill 王手 activates at the earliest point i.e. at the point acceleration skills are most effective
Going off of names alone, Loves Only You I'd make a yandere and Still In Love I'd make the canonical childhood friend who's been in love with her trainer for years and they act like an old married couple
>>474809226So this word is like an opposite to random acceleration, yes?
I feel like Donna would be so worried about hurting her trainer that she would turn completely submissive during sex...
>>474806527I threw a 10 roll at her but didn't get her, not going to do more because I'm saving up.
>>474809392the funny thing is it's most likely the reverse case for their respective uma versions
>>474802832
>>474809392I remember we were speculating that Loves Only (You) would be a Mayu-clone
>>474806527I didn’t simply because I’m not interested for now. But I would be lying if I said that her scenes with uni and variashiko didn’t got my attention
>>474810725Yes, although it is possible for random acceleration to also be this.
>>474810725P. S. Oh, there also can be accelerations which may not be random but activate not right after the start of 終盤 due to some conditions, so they are not 最速加速 too.I understood. Thanks.
>>474795505I want to cum-in a horse girl
i wanna have sex with boobs
>>474802832She definitely is the most fitting uma to appear in the logo
Kitachan…
>>474818161I can’t wait to see someone doing this with Donna’s shobufuku.
>>474824837I forgot to post this pic.
>>474825043what the hell is that
>>474825043Cafe SEXOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viqtHtJwqcE
When will the yurinigger stick to the containment board or trannycord?
Olivier Peslier retiring on Thursdayhttps://twitter.com/AtTheRaces/status/1782814007507706332
>>474832492Dacchis, should I hit power or wisdom in this scenario? The rainbow gives me +101 to wisdom. It should be power right?
>>474837515Hitting that wisdom would let you cap out on wisdom and probably give you enough power to get into UG power as well
>>474838984I thought so as well but, I’d be cutting it really close. I know you get +50 in every stat for perfecting the UAF trials after finishing the scenario, but I cant remember if there were any other gains for power besides that
>>474842048Why do you want the extra power over capped wisdom anyway?
>>474844634Isn't wisdom the least consistent stat? I figured missing ~50 or so points wouldn’t hurt that much. Even if it isn't, Im pretty sure it would’ve soft capped it with either choice. I was just hoping for an outcome where all of my stats hit soft cap.
>>474752072Bait banners don't look as tempting now with new scenario coming out every 4 months so everyone is just saving their rolls for that. They actually fucked up.
>>474846440Yeah. I know some people are happy to have more scenarios every year, but having to roll for the card is discouraging for me at least. It's no fun rolling for something that'll only be useful for 4 months.
I fell for the bait banner and got only one Makuin...
MURICAAAAA
>>474847121where are all the black umas
>>474846829Is having to borrow the new scenario card that much of a hassle? I’ve been managing to get by so far doing that, but maybe I’ve just been lucky?
>>474848980Being extremely aggressive and ramming other horses in Cingray
>>474850882For a nigga like me that needs to borrow a hanshin mcqueen every time its over
>>474832492Watch him pull Frankie Dettori and show up again in the US or something.>>474846829This is why I only roll for non-scenario specific cards. Way easier to borrow scenario cards.
>it's another "speed cards fuck off in the last year" episodeFuck this game.
>>474848980Kris S... Amazon...
>>474851990>This is why I only roll for non-scenario specific cardsYeah, I'm gonna do what you do from now on I think.
Does Dotou's cat have a name?
Meto
>>474837515>should I hit power or wisdom in this scenario?I would stop training and hit that Vivlass
nip hors running in the Hong Kong races this Saturday:>QEIIHishi IguazuNorth BridgePrognosis>Champions MileChampagne ColorElton BarowsObamburumai>Chairman's Sprint PrizeMad CoolSunrise Ronaldo
>>474856124They really named a horse Prognosis
>>474856371nyes, the Yoshidas have a sense of humor
What's her tax policy?
>>474852584how much of a nige were they?
>>474867703All of your cum belongs to her
>>474867703>>474869424i-i didn't vote for her!...
Cafedeko
>>474808623You can, as she is the Nanoha of Umamusume. Outside of racing (and maybe her love for her trainer) she is a fairly nice girl with a sweet tooth.Pray for whoever she set sights against on during races.Just learning that she race against Sweep and ZRR was something
creatura
>>474876729Where's her tail?
>>474882435Being around these three together simultaneously is probably a cognitohazard
>>474856124Champagne Color run everywhere
>>474885938Oguli so cute
>>474875674Adorable creature.>>474882435>Only 8 runners The first dirt triple crown race is off to a good start.
>>474887802Just one more and it's a Chanmi...
>>474887802>Maximum field of 16>Limit JRA horses to 4 entries max, the rest are for NAR horses>Only 4 NAR horses decide to participate
https://twitter.com/edward4th66/status/1689931541374464000Peslier and Pokke after JC win
>>474888103Imagine if the NAR hors win.
>>474887802I'm cheering for Blue Sun because OOOOOH RYUUUJIIIIII. Surprised Sakai's not there, he's good with Ooi dirt.
>>474889128dacchi he's in america https://twitter.com/_RYUSEI_0531/status/1782779813822169549/
>>474758897Have you ever fantasized about going back in time and blowing people's minds with technology?I like to think about going back in time and posting pictures like these during Season 1's airing, or telling people after the gay iceskating trailer that Season 2 was going to be the best-selling anime, that it is also going to get a third season and two (2) movies, or posting pages from CinGray and watch people losing their shit at the idea of a stupid gay horse anime being edgy battle sports shounen. I like to imagine an autistic keibafag lurking dumping all his horse-lore and trying to deduce which characters and which horse, only adding to the confusion>>474889803I belong between those legs, I would use her crotch as a facemask and have all my oxygen being filtered trough her pubes
>>474890187Oh yeah. Ganbare, Forever Young, you're the only successful member of the family.
>>474890450Whenever I'm reminded that Uma S2 is the best selling anime of all time I get quite happy
>>474889803wew can you imagine how wacky it would be to get crushed under her umanko like that h-hahaha
What did you call me?
I'm not ready for Buena Vista >latina mareI'm gonna die
>There are faggots in here that think these semen demons' costumes aren't pure fucking sex
>>474889803>wearing underwearLow performance model
>>474896779Miracle is a miracle.
TOREPASS RENEWAL
Mocha
>>474896798Eru is so pretty without her mask on.Underrated uma.
>>474898125>There are faggots in here that care what other men find sexy
>>474898125they look like ass, so no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUDZPYFUPiA
>>474806527I threw 10k jims for her. But I got TM Opera O instead.
>>474900360The correct response
Birthday sex with my dorky trad wife.
>>474901187Congratulations on getting the better boyfaggot.
What the fuck the battlepass reset is today I thought it was tomorrow FUCK
>>474888253Hors and jockey cute.
https://youtu.be/GhEZlFo5NVsHaneda Hai in around 30 mins
>>474910702retardGOD, they even gave you a notice on home screen.
Yep, new im@s is our cousin after allhttps://pdf.cyberagent.co.jp/C4751/Wgeh/BxHK/bvER.pdf
Blue Sun's on first favourite. It's so ogre, Kawada's going to take this.
>>474913350>party dash>mobile>nov 2024lmao
BIANCO!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking called it. Ichiban stinky curse strikes again.
>>474915008Bianco was 1st fav by the time the race started
White hors wins
>>474915180I stand corrected. Blue Sun didn't even make it on the scoreboard, I wonder what happened.
Neo Ayabe eroi
>>474914010Switch is honorary mobileSo is Steam Deck.
>>474912296I can't read japanese
Who wins?
Gyaru week soon bros
>>474922759Bro, I'm sure they'll come up with a new gimmick. They already did gyarus.
My first class wife!
>>474923580Golden Week with AUOrve
心の叫び
https://news.sp.netkeiba.com/?pid=news_view&no=262522It seems the Dubai jockeys are trying to break into the JP circuit now.
>>474922478How do I evolve that creature?>>474926450They just go around the world following the race seasons, yeah?
>>474898125Would fuck Machitan hard.
Sex Variation... doko....
>>474931317She, Still and Tact are on my waiting list...
>>474926450who's the one under donna's arm supposed to be?
>>474933293Verxina?
Anyone else prefer Thin Miracle over Fat Miracle
>>474933879Thin Mirako won't provide for you for the rest of your life.
>>474933746oh fug, i was thinking verxina was the uma on the left but she looks like a different uma with a stallion-side ear decoration
Cute Forever Younghttps://twitter.com/WHR/status/1782945051993362770
>>474934734He contributed a lot to this month's cyberagent quarter report
>>474934734>Ryusei not sharing his donutVery rude..
>>474934851Forever Young makes enough money to cover Abema losses
ToT
CG chapter 117 script.https://pastebin.com/2AgCzBgN>>474935253I hope they incorporate that into his story. One lone uma working his ass off to keep his family afloat.
https://twitter.com/Lynn_0601_/status/1783093031442502064>lynn was at ohi today>she bet on amante bianco
>>474938318Lynn Love
>>474934851He's owned by Fujita, not cyberagent
>>474931317>>474932580https://reitaru.fanbox.cc/posts/7817680
>>474941636>Indog artist
>>474941889better than nothing dumbass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el4aNrJ9CdU
>umapass is now five burgerbucks (plus tax)dios mio
I wonder if we'll get art of every uma in digitan's clothes on day.
>>474944143how much was it before?
>>474944375too much, we've still got a ways to go
>>474941889It's ALWAYS them.
>>474933879Nyes
Erotic...
pubic morals........
>>474950440>>474951037total public morals DESTRUCTION
My trepass gets completed immediately, they need to add more tiers.........
How do I bet on horses for the kentucky derby?
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXX
>>474957324you must first provide proof you've fucked your sister for the past 8 years at least once a month
>>474954586I feel like this is pretty common for battle passes in gacha
i'm in love with rhein kraft and teio
>>474964820I love krafto more
>>474964820based quran
I just want Donna to destroy my hips and look all smug while she's doing it
>>474898125Speaking of sportfes, any favorites that anyone would like to see for that alt after the SoE banner?
>>474970336It's gotta be her
>>474970336I think it'll either be Yaeno and Turbo or Bono and Turbo
>>474970935>>474972607grim
A season 4 with Kraft has the potential to be interesting. At the very least I've liked her main story so far.
America :D
>>474983949Fat.
Alright dacchi here's your gachahttps://jra.jp/special/jra70th/heroesgacha/
>>474984473Tits.
I'm so horny I could fuck a horse
>>474985974
>>474985974BAKA NE, VODKA.
>>474985974Old hors.
>>474985974I'm not really an Inari fan...
>>474985974NEVEREVER
Golden Week soon
>>474985974LET'S GOOOOOO
>>474985974Speed Ojisan.>>474987225Pui pui...
Got Takeshi's number 1.
>>474991715>Takeshi with F4>Kazuo with Taiho>Norihiro with RyanThis family is just full of hors fucker, huh.
>>474985974>Impatiently waiting for the janpoke banner>this is what I getit is Fate
say something nice about this birthday horse
>>474986439Same desu.
>>474997575cygames, where're her and cb's character song?
Where are the guards to keep the umas out?
>>475001432The guards in question
no one asked you, yurinigger>>474986616speaking of old hors, I wonder what the lower limit of playable hors year-wise will bethe oldest I can find that we know for sure they have the rights to is Hishi Masaru
>>475003647seethe
>>474985974Release her
>>474985974Mare...
>>474985974Bang, bang
>>474985974Who the fuck is this? At least give me someone from the 70s
>>475007915bwo?
>>475007915>>475008032Hurr forgot my image
>>475008865This hors looked so dumb
>>475009043all hors look dumb
>>475008865that hors won both haruten and arima (he was the first winner of arima, in fact) that year
>>474985974I got Almond eyeA fiend got Gorilla
>>474985974>the 3* I pulled the most follows me even hereI mean I'll take it, he's a great hors
I got a gremlin?
Wife
>>475007475Pilsudski was so horny at her
nyoooo
>>474985974Can you get losers from Canopus and G1-lets from this?
>>475016989it's horse of the year, so no
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>474985974>nox
>>475018331I want his uma to have big tits like Scarlet
>>475018331Big tits only make you slower. Nox should be completely flat.
The movie's gonna be pretty successful I think.
>>475022141Why?
>>475022192the tickets are selling out and they can also sell BDs with iteven without kurofune, a lot of people are excited too
I can also contribute if they air it in my country's theaters...
The Janpoke schizo is gonna cream his pants inside the cinema…
>>475022192because of cafe
>>475022456They're handing out meds at the theaters?
>>475022510Sorry sir, we only sell snacks here.
>>475022972I don't care, Robert. I need my meds now.
>>475017638Wow that's old
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6AnotYgGDA/Divegrass bros... the spics...
naked venus...
Sex Nature
>back to 4 sparks again>it's not even june yetLmao
Apple Variation...
The hors cow succubus
>>475023270Why is it always us...
>>475025007George...
>>475023270I wonder where they got the models.
>>475025968It's not like we hide them, anyone can just download the export.
>>475023270It's fine, someone will see that and think 'oh it's from them chinks'.
>>475025968considering how easy to datamine the models in game.
>>475025007Did George officially get mobbed?
>>475022282>the tickets are selling outWut. It's still in the pre-order period though.>>475022972I didn't realize your kind watch hors racing, Robert.
>>475029810Nyes.https://twitter.com/KUZUMI777/status/1783345835549540859?t=VaOOvnij5ZtNz-xghAgOCw&s=19
>>474935648Thanks anon. Did TS anon show up yet?>>475031067Ouch. Pain.
>>475031921Ugly
https://twitter.com/uma_musu/status/1783337665083175406
https://news.sp.netkeiba.com/?pid=news_view&no=262592Seems like Lemaire is back in May
nyoooooooooooo
Hors...strong?
>>475032208Not ugly, just fat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B74D5d7U-NMBro looks so dumb.
In another world Umas look like this
Still no pakalive announcement?
SEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXSEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX CAFE SEEEEEEEXXXXXXXX
OH NYOOOOO
>>475031067FUCKWHYFUCK THESE FUCKING FAGGOTS
This is the kind of Cafe art I like.
>>475025007 く メ メ
bros I'm so fucking mad, oglin's last big rival didn't deserve to get mobbed
>>475060506They probably mobbed him because his gen is too weak to be properly umafied.
Silent Plains
>>475055286https://twitter.com/uma_musu/status/1780884125412721024at 28th ft. still in love and nyo universe 1st appearanceprobably should add on next bread>>475060506what are the chances the mobs will be introduced as a proper umas after the series is over?think they'd get at least soccer boy there
>>475063501Oh okay thanks I had completely missed that.
>>475063501Depends. Orfe was completely reworked, but she was never officially announced. There's a chance the mob designs will "reregister" their names as the proper official ones, but there's also a chance they'll go full rework.
>>475063839>There's a chance the mob designs will "reregister" their names as the proper official oneshas there been such case yet? as far as i know newer official designs are either initially unannounced (tact) or a complete rework of the mob they're based on (dulamente)
>>475063839>>475065023i don't think a reregister with the same design has really happened, zephyr also was retconned in both name and design after season 2
>>475065023Yeah usually it's those two options. We've never seen a readoption of an old design yet. And they've shown that they're willing to dump fan interpretations like old Orfe for something newer. We haven't seen any precedent with the mangas yet, only from the anime continuity. So we can still observe for now.>>475066952Ah yeah I forgot about Zephyr.
>>475057758Any kind of cafe art is sexo
https://twitter.com/ruirui3141/status/1783428254474342422
>>475054749damn.... I have the strangest boner rn
>>475077303>when you have sex with Falco her twintails grab you so you can't escape
>>475054749I want to dominate a horse girl bigger than me
>>475079923more like she SHAIs you at your pelvis while forcefully sucking
>>475077303Her romantic loserness only makes her stronger.
>>474889803hot
>>475081236Sasuga red oni.
>>475066952>>475067761people already forgot it, but honestly Zephyr's redesign was the best thing that happen.
SIL...
>>475077303If Falco only figure how to use her sexo body to lure her trainer to umapyoi her.
>>475093662how horny...
I forget, do you get anything special from completing the umadex? Outside of more points and satisfaction.
>>475100165Pride. That’s it.
>>475094697Enough to fuck a mare for 12 hours straight
>>475100905I had done it the first time but I'm not gonna try hard to do it this time. It's not even recorded anywhere.
I need new umapyoi already
For the first time since I started I've actually saved up enough to spark and haven't impulse rolled. Now where is Donna?
>>475116123before Verxinasource: umdtt, trust me
Planbros... forgotten.
Delicious married couple.
I like Mob George's personality, a shame she's mob'd.
Umas do not exist to fulfill your sick fantasies. They're just pure girls who want to run and love each other. This was confirmed by Cygames and is therefore canon.
Dumb fucking hors.
The last 3 chapters of Clown's story... Holy shit trainer you better fuck her brains out in Hong Kong
My bro...
>>474985974idk who I rolled dacchis...
>>475132615I just got the same one. This thing is rigged.
>>475124384>>475124610What happened to her?
>>475132615Ryu Forel won both Takarazuka and Arima
>>475105710This pic is missing the slight underboob her ingame model has that makes me diamonds
Help repopulate Tomakomai today!
>>475142129Hmmm, nyo.
>>475142731You don't have a choice.
>>475143587Fine, I'm going in
so there is an incoming pakatube, so do you think guys SiL is gonna appear now or is it will be related to party dash?
>>475149089As the poster girl SiL and Party Dash are gonna be one in the same, probably will get a release to coincide with the game launch
AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE VERXINA!SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE
I would>>475150173>probably will get a release to coincide with the game launchWait, when are they releasing Party Dash?
>>475150720Investor report >>474913350 says november, but it cant really take that long for a game like this could it?
>>475150490Did she warped the space just by clapping at it?
>>475150490>Gorilla Week>Golden Tyrant Week>Gold Week>Golden Gen WeekPlace your bet.
>>475150971>novemberthats too fking long.
>>475153678Was announced over a year ago right? Why even bother announcing it so early if it was so far out?
>>475150971Well the original text said 'Console - Coming within 2024' so it could be that the TL is wrongor, this is Cygames and November is still within 2024.
>>475153850>Why even bother announcing it so early if it was so far out?Haha, yeah...
>>475154082I often forget cykeks track record
>>475153850imagine saying this in the general of a cygames-produced game
>tfw work schedule conflicts with pakalive
>>475151313gyatt weekft. Kitasan Black, Grass Wonder, Mihono Bourbon, Shinko Windy and Vivlos
>>475156772Based
>>475155227Watch it at work
>>475158880I could watch it on break, yeah, but it's just a little inconvenient that I go in in the middle of a good portion of it
This hors is weird
Got my Umadex filled. Yatta! Finally found the Wonder Acute and Air Shakur that I needed.
>>474985974Who's granny is this? Cool name though.
rhein kraft save me from this life
https://twitter.com/GooglePlayJP/status/1782245440840183824Free BP/monthly
>>475155227>he works on the weekendMy condolences.>>475162391>1962年(10戦8勝)啓衆社賞年度代表馬、最優秀古馬牡馬>有馬記念、天皇賞(春)、日本経済賞、金杯(中山競馬場)The OG Ooi super horse, apparently. I'm guessing Ooi is probably the most prestigious local race course.
>>474985974>>475008865Fucking stahp
https://umamusume.jp/character/>Web got updated so you can sort & filter uma by heightHuh that's a weird decision
>>475167467Melody Lane coming
>>475167467When will it let you filter by hip and waist size?
>>475167467>135 cmImagine..
I'm starting to see the appeal of Varia
https://twitter.com/kato_kazuhiro_/status/1783736866342384023Canon wife!
>>475169032sex
>>475168136it doesn't feel right to see bourbon so emotivehowever still, bourbon sexo
What a woman...
https://twitter.com/matemuri_916/status/1783783076847562801
>>475180138is that the guy who was very excited at the first nhk umapyoi live and was a mcqueen fan?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>475180138Same guy who got attacked by vtubervirgins because he was friends with one of their popular vtuber on Switch.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasexooooooooooooooo
Golden Special Week
Who will win?
>>475185595>1 month apart
>>475185207sexxx
>>475153850imagine saying this when the gacha was announced in 2016 or something only to not come out for 5 years and everyone asking if it was worth it dire1 lmao
>>475185595>一線を越える。常識が変わる。The fuck are they doing? Will Goji have sex with Kong on-screen or something?
>>475193180Bromance is basically gay sex
>>475193180Well... Minilla has to come from somewhere...
>>475193346Bro????
SEXXXXXXXX
>>475193180It probably would've improved the movie with how little screen time Godzilla got.
>>475195835SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
CAFE SEXOOOOO
SEX
>>475199590Uma Garden...
Hand sumo...
Visit Tomakomai
My Kita figure is finally on the way. It'll be my first uma one.
>>475202280Are you gonna hotglue her?
My Ruby figure is finally on the way. It'll be my first uma one.
>>475202438There's a possibility but unlikely in this case.
>>474985974eyy, it's Take Hope
AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE SAVEEEEE MEEEE SUNDAAAYMAAAAAAAAAN
>>475060109
ass
>we heard you needed a few more rainbows so we decided to fuck off foreverIf you tell me this is good gameplay you deserve death.
happy birthday to seiun skysay something nice about this birthday horse
Vidya Rump, explain (You)rself
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>475208486I trusted the plan
The more you know.
>>475209319naked SIL....
>>475210225If only some of the girls have smaller breast. It's like they only change the suit color and swap the head
>>474985974>another fucking Speed SymboliThis is two days in a row now. What are they trying to tell me?
>>475202258Breeding in Hokkaido
>>475210225>>475210870man all three girls have the same bust size, it is fking stale.
>>474985974'nox
>>475184224>この日を覚えていますか?>To thatDo these people even know Japanese?
>>475212283the average jp to en translation is made up on the spot
>>474985974NANYA>>475195743Hollywood Godzilla was a mistake. Let me guess, half the movie is just generic boring human family drama again.I'm going back to -1.
>>475212283I had glanced at their server once and a bunch of the main people there openly said they couldn't be bothered to read JP content on their own and used MTL instead. It tells you everything you need to know.
who?
Is wisdom actually important
>>475215427Yes? Do (You) have brain damage?
>>475208486Nice anon, you're getting better
>>475208486I'd cum in that boy (girl)
>>474985974Apparently a big deal.
>>475212674Complain on the "send feedback" it'd be funny
Don't remind me that people are getting UCs now !!!!!!!!
>>475216407Bro my highest is a UF. We'll be okay.
i need the game to get actual scenes of IMTR (imoutorare)...
Have you ever noticed that hors smells a lot like updog?
>>475215427I tried a deck like this earlier and it went terribly. You get way less SPs in total too since a good chunk of the SPs you get are normally from INT training.
>>475216856What the hell is a hors?
>>475217138LIGUMANKO
https://twitter.com/NetShini/status/1783817849183903904SEEEEEEEEEEX
Is this the horse yuri thread?
>>475215427these builds are completely terrible for anything other than high score
>>475218485nyooo i want to snoot-touch with a cute hors too....
Kinnooohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIi-5bX9mLo
>>475218485I've seen this somewhere before...
>>474932580That's a cute Uma
https://twitter.com/Kasamatsu_Town/status/1783731765347287546Is Oguri Kasamatsu's only claim to fame?
>>475126651Bro…
sex...
>>475230040do you count infamy?
>>475231639Oh nyoo...
Mirako makes me happy
>>475235301Thin or fat Mirako?
>>475235403Yes
>>475235301>>475235403Spacchi-ko
Inari Wankohttps://files.catbox.moe/qtawsr.png
>>475236397That's not a dog, that's not a dog at all.
Who are we rooting for in the upcoming Tenno Sho, dachis?
>>475238159SANIC REVENGE
>>475238159CAM ON SANIC
>>475238159>no melody lanenyooo...
>>475238159Let's go Sanic! Also I hope Pubo does well
>>475238452>>475239584>>475240694>sanic in 2024kill yourselves
Any reason to keep doing the event if you've completed all the stuff and got an SS team? Or are there gonna be finals and is grinding out a slightly better team worth it?
>>475242490
>>475244101Just do 5 runs for daily rewards and that's pretty much it, unless you're going for a full dex or something.
What the hell is going on in class 5 how is that shit 1.32 million to advance now?
horses can't be lesbians
>>475054749Why couldn't it have been this world
>>475185595How long do anime movies usually stay in theatres in japanland?I really want to watch it when I am there
I do not like mares
Would you hatefuck a mare?
I would rather marry a mare
>>475248546That's ok
We all know you'd fuck and marry mares..but would you KILL a mare?
>>475253246with kindness
How do I get a Satono maid?
>>475247891depends on how successful they are
i love mares
>>475254476you see, the key is to first go to the place they'd be (i.e. Satono estate) and since getting a Satono maid is naturally a big commitment you'd be staying there. how long? yes! :)
>>475253246I would kill a mare with my undying passion and love
Do you still need VPN to play the game?I'm kinda suffering from hors withdrawal after reading CinGray, watching RttT and S3 also didn't help.
>>475261698It let me in without VPN, but why the fuck did it only download 1gb? I remember it being 27gb, but whatever.
>>475261698you don't need a VPN on some phones, others you do so depends. On PC you need a VPN to get into DMM but once you're in Uma you can turn it off.
Ass Wonder
>>475253449>>475255138Common marechad W.
>>475266820>chink artistbased
>>475238159Blow the Horn but also LETS GO SAVONA!
>>475210225>Game about throwing your money at sluts in hope one of them becomes your girlfriendWho's the target for this shit
Looking at umas makes my heart race
>>475276687Me
>>475263442I didn't need a VPN, had a few disconnected while it was downloading the extra stuff at first but after closing it and open it a few times it worked with no problems
>>475277941I hope it wins
>>475283687Imagine losing a contest like that.
>>475253246Only Nishino
>>475284048Imagine being a child murderer.
>>475238159Pubo as always, even if he's already peaked. T O Royal's probably going to win.Surprised Tastiera is 4th fav when he's been doing so bad lately.
>>475238159Tastiera, even if he's been doing worse and worse.
>>474985974There's mah boi
post emhttps://tiermaker.com/create/uma-musume-pretty-derby-characters-updated-1549766
hymmmm, nyo.
>>475290783TTG when? Granny needs to fight her "rivals".
>>474985974Look at how smug this autist is.
>>475291972as you wish
>>475295415love this cute goof
>>475296128That's Mr CB!
>>475291972i am a simple man
>>475291972guess what this ranking is about
bros.. they're making fun of us again
We aren't doing this againIgnore it bros
Bros, I want to fuck racist Spe and be Buena's dad.
Are the umas in this event actual players' horses or are they just fantasy league shit? If they're real I'm way behind on my umas while these niggas are already at UCs
>>475299293they're actual players' horses
>>475291972
>>475299429I'm done for ggs
>>475299293Those UCs are from actual players, but there arent that many of them, everyone just reuses the same ones.
>>475299293If you take a close look at most of those UCs they are statpadded to hell and suck ass. I saw a Dia mile build UC.
>>475296906I honestly have zero clue
>>475296906Retardation
>>475299293A good amount of these are cheated, you can tell by the new accounts + bilibili self promotion
>retarded nip still makes prediction shitwow so he has no balls even when he said he will quit it
>>475301293When did he say that he'd quitMore importantly, who cares?
>>475302095right after SoE announcement.
more like EoS announcement...
SEXOOOOOOOO
Taishin the Forbidden One...
I love Ass
>>475207760>>475309410sauce?
>>475309338But that's Grass
I love mares
>>475314345>嫌だ、戻りたくない。この背中の上にずっといたい。このまま、この子と、遠くへ逃げたいI want SiL's trainer to be just as much of a yandere as her.
SUGAR KUN WON
copasex
>>475317304those shoes are the absolutely shit tier part of her shobufuku but since its what the old man wanted for the design we have to accept it :^))
>>475317304why is her right hand missing a glove?
>>475319967Dont want too much friction during the hourly handie
Nippon Derby Trial, Aoba-shohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_cctrkliHoTokyo Derby Trial, Unicorn Stakeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaLZS9JUNDM
>>475296362What is this bit you keep doing?
>>475315251More rivals for Shin...
>>475318893Good thing she will have to run around barefoot with me around
>>475322402I just get happy and excited when I see Mr CB and and I want to shout it to the world
>>475323191Calm down, taromarun.
https://twitter.com/uma_musu_hacha/status/1784160563288768928>Party Dash xeeter retweeted pakatubeWe'll get a trailer tomorrow? Sounds about time for the marketing campaign to start.
>>475326890Yeah. Let's hope it.
https://twitter.com/hidoriMK2/status/1784162707387584526
>>475327607WTF I'm a Tranny now
nyoooooooooo
Ever since his stable started allowing photos, Hishi Miracle’s become a hit meme. Was uma behind it?
>>475305876When can I finally stop being a Cafelet???
I find it appalling that the elevens over in img have only been posting this set with only Buena pregnant.Hopefully they find this post and correct their shitposting.https://files.catbox.moe/tbsn0d.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/4klj3w.png
>>475301192What did this anon even mean by "cheated"?
Wow yen is on sale
>>475338042AH FUCK NOT AGAIN
>>475338042Time to pre-order for cafe figurine
Let’s play “Guess what the GW gimmick will be”
>>475338042Thanks America!
SEEEEXXXXXX CAFE SEXOOOOOO SEX SEX SECCCCCCCCCKS
>>475344162>he finally give in to SiLSHIT I though I had to beg like a dog to him in person.>>475329140Hishimi was sorta a meme-tier since IRL hors hates swimming. Umamusume triple that as the lazy fuck. I think the stable owner decided to pluck the opportunity and decided to show how memetic Hishimi IRL is.
So did I just brick myself out of a rainbow shard after failing 3 times on Masters Challenges?
>>475332457need sauce for the Buena one
>>475348832No, you have 3 tries per trained horse
>>475348832you'll had to train another uma to fight a partical master challenge race.
>>475348925>>475349028Oh thank god I was getting tilted for a bit there
>>475349375sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxgod why it's behind the paywall gfdiI remember commissioning the Chiyono one and he put it behind the paywall lmao
>>475339873G̶o̶r̶i̶l̶l̶a̶ Gentildonna Week
>>475348485https://twitter.com/dazzlick/status/1755189859520839708I will never forget bell beggar Hishimi.
hymmmmm>>475339873Guild Wars
6 years ago our face of the franchise went to heaven. I remember the first season was still airing. Hopefully we get a good Tenno Sho tomorrow.
>>475352097yeah it was terrible they got the news during pakalive iirc
>>475344162>>475349375https://herohero.fanbox.cc/posts/7832913Is there anyone gonna get it?Although I remember someone posted the Doto here but not sure.
Happy birthday canon wife
>Kraft and Ceasario greeting kingu in her birthdaysovl...
I didn't vote for her.
Well you shouldve
curse cyge for making this game 3D... sex with umas in VR is too addicting...
>>475332457I did this to both of them
>>475375023waru urara is such a bad(very very good) girl!
I'm gonna end it if Taabo doesn't get a alt announced during today's livestream.
French kiss your uma
Especially if they're from the Satono clan
Kissy kiss Satono girl on the lips
I would never
Sex with Clown
Baguette your uma
Nyo…
>>475352097Has it really been 6 years...I used to call /a/ home
I'm ready for Gorilla Week
I like to imagine this is actually a breeding contest
>>475394803>uma other than ogli winningthis reminds me of one of my favorite absolute boke moments ogli had where she just walks off from an eating contest during a fan festival because she felt the need to get some side/seasoning or something that she felt the food needed, which disqualified her immediately
>>475384530
>beat mile masters challenge twice with UE5 and UE3 Rhein I had lying aroundAs shrimple as thatShouldn't have understimated her desu
wtf she's kinda cute, I should check on mob chans more often...
>>475382779I can't get over how nice this Crown outfit is. The Satonos have good fashion.
>>475401113it's basic office lady wear from the 90s
Cute retards
>>475351118I love this fat fuck.
>>475351227Sirius is rocking this fit! Honestly I wonder how these would interact.
Kentucky Derby barrier draw, TO Password got the Secretariat's gate
>>475414108>Society Man
seven hours until the first hong kong G1 race
>>475414108>>475414774That's all for this oversea season, right?
https://twitter.com/Versailles_Farm/status/1784364132546019575
I want to be turned into a Satono breeding slave
I want KitaDia 3P
>>475418649Wasn't a year stuck in the umalator enough?
I love AIhttps://litter.catbox.moe/t83u8a.jpg
>>475419706Humanity is not ready for that
>>475392079
>>475415216Don't make me call Curren, Orfe.
>>475415216This is why she gets killed by the French.
nyooooooooooooo
>got SS team and all event rewards yesterdayi don't really care about going further with the umadex now so i'm pretty much done with it right?
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stream expectations?
>Rice Shower Cup>1200m
>>475453575Uoh...
>>475453061Two gorillion login ninjin
T O ROYAL
Pubo got 3rd!
Fuck not even Moreira can work his magic here
Blow the Horn 2nd? I hope TO Password won KC
Pubo still got his grinder spirit
Hishida's first G1, happy for him
>gen 2023all fraud. Douce or Palace is going to win Takarazuka.
wtf Mad Cool last?
Sakai.......... I guess Forever Young will flop as well
>>475457216He did really well up in front this time. Miyupi didn't even put that much pressure on him.>>475457876He sank like a rock. Hopefully he didn't hurt himself.
2023 colt absolutely sucks...........
>>475458553Sad but true
>>475458553>I got more from Pubo 複勝 than Royal's 単勝Puboooo.
Betting foreign races in JRA tote is an unironically good investment. Also thanks Pubo
>>475458553>Sanic lastHE USED TO WINNING HARUTEN WITHOUT JOCKEY
>>475458553Time the second fastest for the race?https://umanity.jp/en/racedata/race_9.php?code=2024042808030411
>>475458553>checked X (formerly twitter) to see if Hapi is ok>it's all Indian copy pasting nips post with random gifsI fucking pajeets so much.
Dark chocolate...
>>475453061Either SiL comes out or we get a support card.
>>475458553What about the mares?
>>475461575
>>475461765>3P with this two dorksmy dicc will be drained in a single night
>>475461692Liberty Island still managed to hit top 3 in high-level races, and Brede Weg is yet to race again
FUCK MARES FUCK MARES FUCK MARES FUCK MARES FUCK MARES FUCK MARES
>>475462087This but also fertilizing their eggs.
>>475460601That's Mr CB!
ningen.......
GOLDEN SIXTY JOBBED HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gelded 60..
>>475458553time and time again you'll learn the lemaire buff is too strong
Sakai another last place..........
>>475463489>>475463521Well, I guess at least Japan fans can see he him in Northern horse park(he's retirement home) this summer
Goddamn so many frauds since Nox retired.
>>475462053I forgot LI is 2023. She's just leagues ahead of anyone from her gen.
It's now 2 years streaks that classics winner loses back to back after their classics run, and would be 4 if Titleholder didn't win Nikkei Sho in 2022.
Kawada fucked up Prognosis's start.... he could have won there
>pubo 3rdnot bad for his age but i hoped miyupi could win a g1 with him because it'd be kinoimagine your g1 turf winners being named>still in love>akai ito>deep bond>>475464893too early to tell if she's going to keep this up thoughfor all we know she might actually end up either living up to her hype or fall off
Did Japan lost all their G1 raids so far? Fuck, bring them back
Please understand, the JRA used up all their luck on the 2021's stars generation and then Nox.https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm43330612>>475467483That's a beautiful shot. Source?
>>475458553Pubo-kun sugoi
>>475466614Lmao true, Prognosis definitely the best horse there, late start, midrace move, then wide turn to the final straight.
Nip jockeys been fucking up since Breeders' Cup.
>>475467483>Source?I don't remember, sorry
>>475470359Imagine how bad things will get when Uma Ojisan and Rumao retire. Our only hope now is Gonta.
>>475471210SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Happy birthday to the King of SEX
Startinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-2Y6YxTkfM
T O Royal is cafe bms
>>475474518>Cesario's descendant winning again
Creek Mama!! Goo goo I need milk! I am babu! Uuuu!! I'm hungry!!! Uuu! Creek Mama!!! I'm thirsty!!! Uuuu!!! I need to drink milk!!!! Uuu!!! Goo goo!! Ah ah ah!! Uu!! Creek mama boobies in my mouth!! Creek mama milk down my throat!!
Anon...
heres hoping for a hors tix. 'ate p2w shits but I need one so bad rn
Mirako's song is so cute.
Never heard the full version of this before, it's damn good
hishimi voice is so sexo
SEX IN LOVE
I'd let her stole my treasure
Yuni's seiyuu going all out, I'm happy
SiL VA is cute
There's absolutely no way someone was gonna guess SiL was the silhouette for the party game.
>>475462152Oh yeah? What about this one?
>>475476243That's also Mr CB!
sexo?
SiL WON
SIL I'M WAITING FOR YOUUU AHHHH HER YANDERE EYES AHHH THIS IS WHAT HER BIO WAS TALKING ABOUT THAT COMPETITIVE SIDE SEXY SEXY NICE NICE I WILL ALWAYS MAKE HER WIN YES YES YES THAT'S RIGHT
Game actually looks really fun.
This fucking school is cursed.
>>475477459That's where Sundayman locks you in with Cafe until her fertilization is confirmed.
>>475477430sex
who tf was spreading covid
she's DYING get her to a hospital
AND THISIS TO GOEVEN FURTHER BEYOND
COVID ALERTA
I really like all the background animations.>Maruzensky spawns>Kingu cheer squad>Tachyon feeding Janpoke weird drink>MAACHAN>Ryan and her kids>Rob Roy rubbing Kris S' ears for some reason>some guy holding his uma daughter?
>>475478025Same, nice easter eggs
this actually looks like a proper game now
>>475478025Cute Digitan on the top right
Holy shit that Grass killing everyone
>referencing both URA and JRA at onceDeepest lore.Cygay you fucker, bring that room function into the main game too.
Finally, a release date.
>30th AugustOnly four months away.
ha, developed by Arc presumably by the kunio team
imma buy that
Is that the worldwide release date alongside english version?
are pre-orders up now?Come on, now that Yen's on fucking sale
>>475479383yea should be
>there's a goods only packBased. I don't have a switch.>>475479421It'll be up after the end of the show.
should I buy now or would Yen fall further
SAMEFAG STRONK.
RIGGED
>>475479465Nice
YAENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is she high?
AYABE'S SHOES AHHHHHHHHHH
>dance seiWhy?? She's already broken as shit
>there is a big possibility still in love is the 3.5 uma to coincide with party dash releasewell played cygames
Oh no tachyon is dead and swapped with janpoke....
10 rentals kudasai
chiyosex
MARE SEX
80 free pulls? for uma or cards?
>Nee-san (wife)>Mama (wife)>Dog (wife)What about Ace?
>>475480701Country boy (wife)
>>475480676It's always cards bwo
>Gochi Week
samefag
>Yaeno's alt is fucking Kamen Rider Tycoon Bujin Sword LOL
>tailor made for next chanmican they stop
>>475481020bruh where have you been in the last 3 years
>has katana>still punches anyway
Taabros…
>>475481020The horse won't feed themselves.
ANOTHER CREEK ALT STOP IT
>another creek altbut why?????????
>Taimanin CreekAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY FUCKING COCK
UMANEST IS BACK????????
UUUUUUU AAHHH GOO GOO GAA GAA MAMA MAMA MAMA NEED MILK NEED MILK CREEK MAMA NEED MILK NEED NINJA MAMA MILK COOL CUTE COOL CUTE GIVES ME HEART
>>475481069it wasn't this bad before. fucking hate all the tryhards running blue ruby last chanmi
Use the samefags as the next OP
My taabo alt will never arrive...
>>475481319BLACK GENERALBUJIN SWORDREADY? FIGHT!
ROLL FOR MOMMY
>umanest 2this is gonna be fucking kinoSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
MAMA!! MILK!!!
SEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Attack on Taishin
Nice Taishin spats butt
No Reason definitely will be released soon after right?
Really? umanest 2?
>Imminent ShadowUmalet saving oikomi
>>475481871There's no reason for her to be released on May, Satsuki sho is over.
MAMA RABU RABU
Mama!!!!!!!!!!!!Mama I'm so happy I can't wait to roll for you!Built in Monster is nice I don't have the Opera card but I do have McQueen.Please let this Creek be meta.
I thought there was a new thread. Why is this place so dead?
>>475483119lol same desu
>>475483119/uma/ died with digitan
RELINK LOL
SEEEEEXXXXXXXX
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>ririnku
>>475483430God damn they never miss with her alts
Stop reminding me S3 exist you fucktard
>umapyoi densetsu in relink
Creek waiting to kidnap someone to pamper
100% they're alive at midnight
MOMMMYYYYY!!!!!
huh? were nendos always this expensive?
>>475483862always beenoverrated trash
BUY AND WEAR THE SEIFUKU ANON
>>475483961maybe I'm just being schizo but I swear they were only 5k yen or something
>>475484037But I'm not interested in filming cosplay sex and then selling it..
Just woke up and checked the stream. We lost Taabros...
CREEKBROS WE WONMama rabu 強すぎだ...
>>475484409It'll be Turbo's turn when it's Gigaretard Week
breed...
>mfw new Creek>mfw strong Creek
Taishin and Hishimi sapoka/10
>>475481098>>475481412>>475484409There's still a chance they release a Turbo alt a week later like they did with Ticket....right?
>>475485405If Taabo had a link with the new scenario, then maybe. But now she’s swimming with Mirako.
wtf is a gochi
>>475485813EOPbros...
To that one guy that really likes Yaeno: are you happy with her alt?
>>475485932is it the same gochi from gochisousama?
>>475486028NTA, but hell yeah
I take it no one here is particularly excited about No Reason?
Still gaming>>475486516>>475486516>>475486516
>>475486573Literally who
