GTAG Summer editionCrew: https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/no_fun_aliowed_vg/ - PC only.To join, you have to:>Set profile to public>Open friends list>Go to the crew page and request to join>Drop your name herePS4 Community - socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 - PS4 only>New Players Guide:https://leo3418.github.io/collections/gta-online-guides>Import/Export Guide:https://i.imgur.com/au4XFy1.png>Regularly Updated Vehicle Testing:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx_tHjuVuROCv7VtfMkQs7TvJaMdGITxBk>Vehicle informationhttps://gtacars.net>Interactive maphttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map>I want my picture in the cover!Just follow the theme, post a picture and ask to be added.Previous Thread: >>482762289
Update is live right here, right nowhttps://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/51195a98k31273/gta-online-bottom-dollar-bounties-out-now
>>483537092shit update
i bought the shitty business mostly cuz i just like the feeling of being a big man who owns stuff
Need that Foxbody Dominator.
I didn't buy the shitty business mostly cuz i just like the feeling of running a knife down on pedestrian's throats from behind.
gay sex update will save the game
>suv police car>drift tune sentinelAlright update is fine for me I guess
>>483541630Yeah but who's down for that? I kinda want to fuck Lamar Mr. LD (Long Dick)
>>483541630but that's is what has been like since Online dropped and everyone made his online character interact with prostitutes
I don't understand why people get excited for things like new police cars
>>483551602Tastes differ
>>483551602People wanted them for a long time, whether to do RP or just faff around, if you've been around for a while, you would know
>>483551602at least with dispatch, there is now an actual reason to own one
>>483524350Because it's brand new and you can't get it for free. I did have a 10% Legendary Motorsports discount I was able to use when buying it
>Los Santos Highway Patrol; copypasted sheriff badgeHate it so much. I truly don't get the logic, on how they can get properly model esoteric stuff like vintage light bars, and then fuck up basic shit a single image search away.
I hate interior loading screens so much
>>483541019How British of you.
To get the full Florida experience, 50% of the classic rock station better be Jimmy Buffet and the other 50% Lynyrd Skynyrd
Can you handcuff random NPCs in GTAO or do other in-depth police RP?
Thinking about what to get. The bail office, facilities, arcade or the salvage yardWat do
>>483555268Facility if you have a reliable fren for Doomsday and Bogdan glitch, also comes with ray of deathSalvage yard for cars and tow truckArcade if you have a reliable fren for casino heist (which is fucked right now) and like the early 90s arcade lookBail office is end game content to waste money you don't need for few contact jobs
so basically the bail bond missions are like security contracts, except easier in exchange for being a little more tedious (most targets have a 1/3 chance of sending you to paleto bay). instanced missions for the most-wanted are a little more complex and larger scale but not particularly excitingthe dispatch missions are a little more fun but the cooldown is sobering ad they also force you to paleto bay for no reason. almost misses the point imho, a big part of the old vigilante missions is that you complete several missions back-to-back in one part of the city.that's basically the whole update for now. no new guns, meh cars, etc.
>>483555924so the salvage yard it is
the tropos has two hidden liveries that will either be dripfed or gta+
>new old merc>has cool model>has absolute garbage modifications that make no senseit was too good to be true
>>483556374I thought the dispatch stuff was a little lazy, doesn't really do enough with the 'police' angle. Like, can't call for backup, can't do any arrests, no chases. Just >go here, kill guy(s)>go here, collect XLack of unlockable police outfits is also unforgivable. They also don't seem to understand the concept of jurisdiction, Vincent acts more like an internal affairs officer than a regular beat cop of the LSPD. Why would the Los Santos municipal police force be sending me out to Paleto Bay? That's in Blaine county, their sheriff's office should be dealing with that. Maybe the SAHP.
>>483558329You have to understand. This is a game made for the lowest common denominator made by DEI normalfags who probably spend their days waiting to get off so they can get drunk and go drinking. Understand the time you're living in and adjust your expectations accordingly. This goes for GTA6 as well.
>>483558598>can get drunk and go drinkingWhew I don't know what I was going for here but you get the idea
>>483558329In an ideal world, the livery you put on your police car should determine where you do your missions most frequently. If your police car has no livery, Vincent can then send you anywhere.
>>483536430Why do people post their female characters just for the sake of it? The creator in GTAO is so bad, the best you're gonna get is "good enough" when you make a woman. Why would anyone want to take a screenshot of it and say "I'd like this avatar to represent me online and in-game"?Wasn't there some guy in this general like 10 years ago when the PS4 version launched that made a cuter looking female face on a male character?
>>483556869the drift tampa has 13 liveries now
>>483559663In an ideal world we wouldn't even have to talk to Vincent for half-arsed jobs, we'd have an entire police career path to play through. Jurisdiction assigned based on which police station you choose as your 'base'. Blaine county sheriff as the easy difficulty, LSPD as medium, and SAHP as the hardest. Your cruiser's livery and your uniform switches automatically to the appropriate one if you're not already using the right ones.
>>483554969No.
>>483557430>has absolute garbage modifications that make no sensesoure?
>>483561206Neat
>>483563698Rockstar made them
>>483563698the silverado mods are retarded also. no visor, no proper brush guards or running boards, just a bunch of retarded new zoomer brotruck shit.
>>483554420No Molly Hatchet or Tom Petty?
The X32 is perfect and the final piece to this garageMy only problem is the new Dominator, which would fit here, tooBut I'll get to that when it arrives
>>483569529I love that car so much it's unrealhate just about everything else about the dlc though
>new thread using my animationniceru, gotta make the other generals jealous.speaking of which, unless I missed a post we still need one last picture for the boxy vehicles cover.>>483513598Just tagging to say that I saved your picture and I'll get to it later.>>483560251That's a lot of words just to say you like men, that's ok boo, it's the current year.>>483571162Cute character, that new dress looks nice
>>483571778thank you!I still think the cat suit "fixes" the female player character body a little better but it's a close second
>>483554420If the alt rock and classic rap stations don't have ADTR and Limp Bizkit respectively, I'm gonna snap a gator's neck.
>>483571778probably my favourite cover so far
>>483571778I have some ideas for the next cover, if I may be so bold>vacation theme>neon theme>stunts theme>racing theme>gangster theme
whats new in the updatewhat does it do
>>483572189It's a shame the color options on the catsuit are so bad, there's like 4 that look good.Another top that fixes the female frame is the independence day jacket, which hey, it's coming up and it's definitely going to be a cover.Speaking of which, here's the next one.Just anything related to the update.Cars, clothes, animations, anything...
>>483574052Well depending on the timing the next cover will be independence day, but yeah I'm open to anything.
>>483569529remove deluxo
>>483574608Independence day cover is a mustI'm just throwing some ideas out there
>>483574947Why?
>>483573691Make Durst a DJ. Bring back Fernando and Lionel Makepeace
did they fix the casino heist yet? can i finally buy an arcade?
>>483575174imo it feels out of place and the mustang will be a way better fit
>>483576792That's fairI have no idea where else to put the Deluxo, though
>>483574052>>vacation themeHaku anon, I think? made that one already.Looks pretty nice.
>>483577450I missed that oneI also miss a couple of luggage packed cars, desu
i'm liking this car already.
>>483578303>Is basically a better Blackfin>Sounds exactly like the Blackfin
>>483569016I was exaggerating to illustrate how classic rock radio here has a strong bias towards groups from the state. The further north you go, the more southern rock. Further south, the more trop rock
>>483574447pick one of these>>483454526>>483454972
>>483578475>Sounds exactly like the Blackfinsold
>>483578697Just be glad your local rock station doesn't play the Foo Fighters and Tragically Hip every hour.
>>483574447
>>483582338THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST OF YOU
>>483583665the local classic rock station here plays nothing but RHCP...
>miss single shot on cayo perico>15 minutes immediately rendered meaningless, and in turn, hours rendered meaningless because I can't stomach doing that againThis game is shit.
>>483585313Sounds like a good time.
>>483587050do you still do stealth?if I cba to do it I just go in hot from the sub and don't even go for secondaries
>>483577450>pissrael flag
>>483587050I tried again and failed again. Thirty fucking minutes down the drain for absolutely not fucking reason whatsoever on a shitty fucking mission the only remotely redeeming quality of which is you get an almost significant amount of money out of it.>>483588335Yes. This time I went for the longfin approach for better secondaries but I guess that's fucking pointless because the risk if you fail even once in a whole 20 minutes down the shitter if you account for restarting it. I hate that I even like anything about this game because the fact that I do forces me to accept the infinite bullshit about this steaming pile of rancid anti-consumer shit if I want to get out of it anything that I like. I have to either accept eating shit and having my entire day ruined just to buy some stupid fucking faggotry in a literal fucking video"""""""""GAME"""""""""" or just outright quit the piece of shit. Once again, the player of this game is, once again, not the beneficiary, the rewards are for rockstar and you are no more than the means by which they get their money, you are not classified as humans to them legally nor effectively and your status to them is not human. Unlike what you would commonly think of when you imagine a videogame, something that you pay money for in exchange for a good experience that's worth your time, where it is ideally the duty of the creator of the game to give you that, playing this game is most likely an exchange where you relegate yourself legally, by playing their game, to the status of a trustee, and their concern for you, the player, extends only so far as whether or not you are getting them money. The reasons for updates to this game most likely is largely for the purpose of putting more expensive cool looking things in the game with baffling prices to heavily incentivize people into buying shark cards.
>>483590193>Once again, the player of this game is, once again, not the beneficiary,Ignore the second once again, and I forgot to put PROBABLY in there, I do not know this but it looks that way, and it's obvious that in the modern gaming industry they are trying to play you, the player, and trick them, something like this trustee and beneficiary dynamic absolutely does exist in this industry.
Please forgive my ranting.
>>483551602I want to have my own strike team like the shield (with npcs, not you people) and solve/manage crime.
>>483592275>bunker resupply mission>deliver tank with cargobob>friend hops on tank>lift him up>friend disconnects>his AI character starts destroying all the helis coming after meThis is what they're keeping from you.
>>483587050The stealth is useful, but failing to keep it is not that detrimental, unless you're a lazy bum who doesn't do the disruption missionsHeck, the elite challenge bonus is not even worth restarting if you get discovered
>>483583665THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST THE VEST
>>483595904the fact that we cant get it is retarded
You can, on PS5 and Series X|S.
>>483574447i don't know if you can get anything good out of this but this is the best screenshot of the qtpie bounty.
OH BABY GIRL, GONNA FIND YOUI WANNA SEE YOU GO DOWNI WANNA SEE YOU JUMP SO HIGHI WANNA SEE YOU WHEN YOU TURN IT AROUND*guitar riff*
>>483592972if you're quick you can snag one from zancudo then fly to the city and chase players with cops iirc
If you complete a high value 140k bounty with a team of 4, the host gets all of it, the other lads get 20k.If you complete a normal bounty of 40k, the host gets all of it, the other lads get 2.5k (not a typo)Why are jewstar so against making content group friendly? Why do they want everyone in private solo lobbies?Why the fuck are they like this?
>>483597060>blinking during photoHey Forrest.
>>483602887Because then only 1 of a group has to buy the office, arcade, whatever. And then who will buy the shark cards?
>>483603062But all they've achieved is that we've collectively uninstalled, not to touch it again until the next big update.This strat of theirs is retarded and doesn't work. They'd be making even more money if their content was actually good and made me want to play the game. As it stands, it's a 100+ gig hole in my SSD.
>>483603282I can only assume T2's accounting has crunched the numbers and figured that having a smaller core group of mega whales who spend big cancels out putting off the more casual group. Or maybe they just dont care since its a decade old game and they're well past the peak of milking MTX gelt from it.
>>483571162>hate just about everything else about the dlc thoughnah
>>483603723first electric vehicle I've bought in this game
>>483603892Yeah same, I just really like the aesthetics
>>483604045nevermind I just remembered I bought some electric bike that was supposed to be fun to drive and never used it
>>483603723I went and bought this car because it looked badass in this pic and it turns out the fucker is electric. $2.5m down the drain thanks dude. I catch you in the street you're getting a fade
ngl burning 10 mil in an hour of gameplay dint feel nicebond office seems a little overpriced. a 1.5-2.7m range feels more appropriateI don't really mind the police cars being expensive since it's really endgame fuckabout content but the greenwood should have been a starter pigpen priced around 2.6m. lets people get something to do the vincent work without needing to be at endgameregular car prices are fucked but 5heyve been fucked for years so whatev
I can only sell this fucker for 1.4 mil. 1.1 mil just to test drive a fucking electric car. I'm real life mad right now. That's what I get though listening to gtag trannies without doing my homework
>>483605539sorry gas-chud, EVgods win in the end
>>483605539You're just dumb as a brick, anon
>>483605539I have a garage that is nothing but electric cars, but i think I may start selling most of them off. I don't have enough garage space for all these collections, and something has to give. Enough of these cars are just never going to actually get driven.
>>483606658I suggest kicking Buffalo EVX to the curb, if you have it.
>>483605539>1.1 mil just to test drive a fucking electric carshould have begged people in freedom for a spinI've let people test out cars before
>>483607143I hope that's a troll. It's one of the better vehicles. I don't keep it in the electric garage anyhow, It's stored with other Buffalo in the buffalo wing of the big garage.
>>483595904>console exclusive
>>483577450>Haku anonlmao, I did this to myselfThe theme was hiking and nature, so a vacation cover is still possible. I'm just wondering how to make it unique one
>do cayo perico>collide with boat, launched into air, boat lands sideways on rock>1 fps>internet goes outI'm sure it had nothing to do with that but the timing was amusing, it was like my unorthodox crash made my internet neck itself.
>>483607912Better how? Name what's good about it.
>>483610165Faster than most of the others. Has Imani tech. Seats 4.
>>483589578Best country in that absolute dogshit region. It was the one place you could go to and have a good and reasonable safe time. I guess Egypt is a close second.
>>483569529Nice colors here. I think your Remus's rims may look a bit too modern relative to the car itself. The red license plate on the red Dinka looks pretty fresh!
>>483571778there is already a caprice... b-but this is an impala>>483569529>>483576792>boxy car from 80s doesn't fit boxy garage>soap bar from 90s fits perfectlyu wot? If anyting the x32 is out of place, place already taken from the upcoming FoX. Even the primo is on the edge but still fits better than the smoother nissan>>483585313lucky you>>483591261i love you fren>>483571162how so? new clothes give your girl boobs (finally since irl they have those), cop cars, this >>483603723 ev which isn't utterly gay shit and other classics, gives retired guys something to waste money on for the sake of it. I mean, is it garbage? Sure but there are some cool bits of it
>>483578475I'll be selling my Blackfin now, its mods suck and it looks pigfat in comparison.
>>483597060>>483582450Good picture. >>483580059
>>483561638Well that's fucking gay. All I wanted to do was to RP a state trooper in one of those drill sergeant looking hats stopping attractive women for 'speeding' and slapping them in cuffs unless they want to 'talk their way out' . Oh well, it is what it is. Maybe GTA6 will provide satisfaction on that front.. At least I can 'hogtie' women in RDR games. But gosh golly I hope more women in RDR wore tight denim pants or something with thigh high heeled boots.
>>483612650And that's a wrap, I saturated your picture a bit to fit better.Also no one said anything about the sky I painted on the bottom left picture ;_;Looks so clean.
>>483595904Player character or NPC? I was scrolling by and I immediately though ''man she'd look like Xev Bellringer if she had different hair''
>>483613678>Maybe GTA6 willAs Rockstar lives with GTA Online, and learns over time, they have not been doing a "better" job at anything. They have been learning how to better rook you. IF GTA6 comes with an online mode, it will be pure cancer from day 1, but this time it won't be an accident.
>>483613740>the sky I paintedLook how much was missing!
>>483614173I suspect it will follow the trend :>Single player launches to rave reviews, digital foundry and content creator praises>online betas launch like 6 months to a year later on cumsoles>6 months to a year later or when online has most of it's teething issues fixed the game comes on peesea.
>>483614169Definitely a player character>xev bellringerYou know for all the talk about how female characters are ugly this is the second time I've heard them compared to porn stars.
>>483615042I suspect 2 year until PC.I think the online will suck, but PC users will not be experiencing it because console children will be the main users for a long while.Those console guinea pigs will help Rockstar with calibrating around the user rage. Rockstar will loosen the greed just long enough for the PC release to get a bit better review, and once the number of online players is large enough, full greed mode is put in full swing.
>>483613740saved
>>483615813>console childrenCan you stop this embarrassing pcpoor cope? While a fully kitted out gayman pc is more expensive almost everyone has a pc for working or whatever whether it's old or new but to be able to just go and buy a ps5 or xbox sex you have to be a working adult.You're showcasing one of the chief reasons Rockstar Games hates peesea players and that's the massive sense of entitlement.
>>483616559what reddit did you get this comment from
>>483616559You sound too young to be on this site.
>>483616878Not Reddit. That’s a Facebook reel tier retarded cope. I bet the dude has a Spanish last name too. They always go hard for the consoles.
>>483575002I still wanna do a references cover.People doing cosplays and customizing cars to look like movies/tv shows/etc...And there's also the pie in the sky of getting people to record cool videos for an animated cover.
>>483604821>>483605539you could have read the reply right under that picture dumbass or just read the description of the fucking car
>>483616878>>483617146I play videogames on console and pc. Been a console only gamer and a pc only gamer in the past. Played all their mainline GTA / RDR games so far.I have an up to date gaming pc assembled last year. But what I said is imo true, pc only lamers are fucking sad. Always port begging and whining about this or that and when a game finally comes on pc they shit their pants because reeeee it's not constant 120fps all graphics maxed. You care about the fps counter while consolebros just enjoy the actual game itself. Pc gaming itself is great and enjoyable but pc GAMERS [gaymers] are fucking lame ass niggas.>hispanic last name If I lived in the U.S I'd love to be a cubano or a colombiano. Colombia has some of the hottest women on the planet while still being sane and fallen into some shitty tranny brainswash influence. Being a mexican though has a 50/50 chance between being based syluave looking man or el goblino.
>>483616559>You're showcasing one of the chief reasons Rockstar Games hates peesea players and that's the massive sense of entitlement.no you dumbass R* doesn't give a fuck about how you feeling threatened by pc playersthey do it for a very simple reason, retard- which is milking your dumb asses for all money possiblethey know very well that should they release all versions at the same time people who can choose would just get the pc one and be done with it. but this way, people are forced to buy it for their consoles first, hell they might even get a console just to play it cause it's fucking gta.then they release the pc version, and everyone with a pc buys that as wellthey're doing the same with the online content, HSW, GTA+ etcby now GTAO on PC is massively underperforming for R*, since they developed a piece of shit MP mode that allowed for rampant cheating and people have been hacking in gtabucks since day one. Because of that, pc players don't buy as many shark cards, and they certainly wouldn't get R*'s shitty ass GTA+console players on the other hand are used to being fed shit and pay for it, and don't have the rampant cheating issue (again, R*'s fault); so they buy their cards, buy their subscription system (basically telling R* it's okay to do the same for GTA6). Want HSW on PC? You'll get it when R* can't milk console players anymore, which will probably be at GTA6 release.
>>483619624>Colombia has some of the hottest women on the planetYou only think that because the country is being exploited through porn
>>483612650it's not a purely boxy garage and the delorean doesn't match the vibe
>>483620141Whatever dude. I'll be playing GTA6 singleplayer and maybe getting a head start on multi while you're too busy shitting pants in rage about the consoles. In the event it comes on pc I can then double dip to enjoy free online and singleplayer mods... if any are actually available.
>>483613740>>483614949GOOD JOB!!!
>new PRB livery for the sentinel wide body and new SWK livery for the euros>can only access them if you have drift tuning equiped >the liveries go away if you unequip drift tuningthanks, I hate it
>>483506031It's fixed, today it's letting me buy them without re-doing the mission.
can you do drift races with custom cars on PC?or do PC players just dont get the option to install the drift mod on the cars so they cant just use customs in the races?
>>483621971is it because those liveries were textured for the special drift widebody kits and they cant figure out a way to mesh them with the base model cars or whatsmall multibillion dollar dev...
>>483618683That reply wasn't there when I bought the car and yeah I missed that it was electric when I skimmed the flavor text. I'm over it anyways. That conversation was 3 hours ago and the car is long sold. Lessons were learned.
holy moly :oI wish we could keep the occasional bounty target like the chop shop
>>483626813milkers...
3 more security contracts and I can get the full payout for the agency safe. Cool these have been some comfy missions when you skip the bs ones
>>483627402>finally buy agency>need to do security contracts to unlock dre>pick gang termination, cant be too hard just kill some people>in the middle of nowhere, 1 dirt road leading to the place>kill a couple, then some spawn in a car behind me>doing this solo so no one to watch my back>die at least 15 times before finally killing all the captainsi have not touched a single security contract since
>>483628690Yeah, that contract sucks if you do it normally. I my armored Kuruma or Khanjali for it.If you ever try again, avoid the specialist+ variant of the vehicle recovery, that one sucks too.
>>483621639Thank you.
>>483628690weed farm sucksalways makes my savage smoke
LS Meet one has olive wheels.
You can now lower the Camry. Huzzah!
>>483628690Do you control your character via voice command? This mission is easy even on foot. I usually do it with my sparrow and fly it back to LS. Skill issue/10
>>483632664weed farm is ass don't lie to him
>>483632664i dont have a sparrow
>>483613740You could do it automatically using content aware fill in Photoshop
>Be in Gauntlet Interceptor>Decide to raid stash house in Altruist Camp>Grab loot, and escape down hill to Paleto Bay.>It's just a few bullet holes, no reason not to go ahead and try one of those Dispatch Missions.>Bomb threat at the observatory...>Guess I should have been need the city when I started. Oh well, I don't mind a drive.>Notice a timer in the corner... Whoops! Gauntlet Interceptor, don't fail me now!>It did not fail me now. I'm glad the dispatch is in free roam. The bounty hunting "missions" can go fuck themselves.
>>483628690It's one of the rare chances to use some of the absurd military vehicles that everyone eventually buys. Gangs don't know how to deal with a Khanjali .
Ok so they updated the Ubermacht Cypher to be drift tunable.. what about muh Karin Futo? Can I drift tune that now?
>>483633653Imma armor my cruiser, aimbots breh.>>483634257Low grip tires. Nebula is hillarious, low end torque but rolls like crazy.
>>483633517You think I'm gonna pirate a thousand dollar piece of software to slap some pictures together?That's paint.net and sheer dedication.
>>483634257Ignored because the GTX version has it.
>unlock Gauntlet Hellfire from car meet prize>take it for a spin>it's slow and shitty>upgrade it>spend forever fucking with resprays, primary/secondary parts, and liveries>can't get it exactly like I want it>fuck it, all black>take it for a spin>it's sort of fast and not as shitty>sounds like dogshitnot a single time have I heard a Dodge Challenger run a red light and thought to myself "that exhaust could be louder"back to the Dominator ASP and Greenwooddo I really already have the two best muscle cars in the game? someone please tell me the Dominator FX will be good because I would really like a fox body Mustang
WGERE IS THE EXEC OFFICE????????????????????/
>>483644304It's Solomon's office, the building to the left of the main gate (or right, if you at the gate while inside the studio)
>>483644589the hack prompt dint show up the first time
>>483644804The prompts are finicky, took me a bit to get the food worker outfit because the prompt would only show if I stood in one exact spot.
fuck me thats like 15mins of searching for the first place thought to look
>>483627402recover valuables is the best mission type
Fuck Yusuf, if he wants a car he better learn how to build one.
Did Rockstar make Franklin burning because they’re afraid to make a controversial interesting black character? I would have preferred he be the only playable protagonist if he had some depthAlso all the black characters are written by white peoples pretending to be black. Was San Andreas like this? I don’t think so
>>483648214It's just in 2004 they weren't afraid to have blacks act like blacks.
>>483648214You’ve got the other way around. San Andreas was written by normal straight white men, who made up the vast majority of game devs in 2008. It takes normal straight white men to write interesting and complex niggers. GTAV was written by faggots, actual niggers and mystery meat and said mystery meat has only gotten worse throughout GTAO’s lifetime. It turns out when actual niggers write nigger characters, they’re really boring.
weewoo
Morning boys,The method of madness is as follows.>Spawn Squad Car>Start Dispatch Mission >Complete Dispatch>Start Payphone >Complete Payphone>Start Dispatch >Complete Dispatch >Register as CEO>Start Security Contract >Complete Contract >Retire from CEOrinse and repeat; It scratches that itch if you were a fan of the Vigilante Missions from GTA III-IVWatch your six
>cant do dispatch as ceowhy the fuck?
>>483655457Maybe they don't want you to call a vehicle from the list?
i dont buy it
>>483657894It's some kind of stink bomb for squatters, presented as if a recipe.
>>483658415eat the squirrel, pussy
>>483651586>>483651381San Andreas was written by Dan Houser, DJ Pooh, and James Worral.
>Decide to cram a bunch of bounties in before eod.>Decide that the old Armored Kurama is probably the perfect tool for the job>Work way to end of list.>Kkangpae attempting a bank robbery at Fleeca.>Huh, this is almost poetic.>Kurama even fits through the front door, so I can conveniently just disembark indoors and finish the job.>Bounty list completed, so go handle some random events.>Come back shortly and find new list.>First bounty on the list, Kkangpae attempting a bank robbery at Fleeca.>Heh heh.>Get in Armored Kurama and go back to thwart same dudes. At this point, this is just bullying.
>>483611860Zionists get the rope
fleet spec special
You know what, I've been too hard on these bounty things. It's irritating that the better paying bounty is a "mission", but it's just the one. The others are free roam. I mean, the pay is still shit compared to the expense, but at least the quick missions aren't so cancerous.
suv police car y/nwon't cross 30m otlr I hav3 to grind again
>>483663410I just don't care for SUVs. Back when it was impossible to get police cars, I collected what was available of lifeguard stuff. Thinking, maybe someday there will be other emergency stuff and i can start a collection. After all this time, the police cars and here, and I have the money, but I have nowhere to park any new collection. I may sell off the old lifeguard stuff, because honestly they always kinda sucked. Being a collector is a non-starter, so why try? I have my gauntlet interceptor, and I don't really need anything else. Maybe I will find room in some garage for the Greenwood Cruiser. I suspect that if I want to barrel down a dirt road, it will probably easily float like a Fleetwood.
so no discounts this week?
dElivEr tHe sLicE
I don't think I needed to taser the actress in the face, but it's just, I have a taser and she has a face, so why not accept that the universe has handed synergy to us? It was meant to be.
>>483648214>was San Andreas like this?Fucking play the game to find out duuude.>>483651586CJ was the least 'stereotypical' out of the SA black cast other than him wanting to beat Cesar for dating his sister. It's just that almost the entire trapping of GTA SA and GTAV are kinda different and Franklin's story also reflects that. The 'hood' and the romanticisms turboniggers like Lamar have towards it is fucking gay and lame. Almost everyone in Franklin's side of the story is one black stereotype or the other.
>>483635513I mean, yeah. Nobody pays for Adobe shit
>>483665128no!
good update, I've been having a lot of fun dicking around in my coquette D1 and running down bounties
>>483663410I’m gonna get it because I kept saying I would get one if they put the sheriff suv in but I guess this other suv works too
>>483647489hold on. How do you get that kind of cars?I always get beaters or, at best, a slightly tuned zion>>483665123Hell, No! You've just got a whole update and still want more?! You're insatiable, give them a rest>>483678851nice ride
Do you really not have the ability to handcuff people and carry them around or put them on the back of the police van or something?
>>483690754Just shoot them or pin them down with your knee on their neck.
>>483660615Stay seething you muzzie cuck lmao.
>>483690990But that's boring man. Can you even give someone the ol' knee maneuver in the game? I don't think so. And shooting NPCs is boring, I mainly want to tie them up and make them scared.
haku post
>>483661249I made mine pewter with black stainless trim, so it looks like a 99-02 in 03-07 colour scheme.
>>483661249>>483694024
>>483694868
>>483692658that's what you get for using phone while ridinganyway, nice paint
>>483695015
>>483655457I think it's intentional because of people complaining about CEO limits, so they're giving an excuse for people to quit ceo for some stuff.A real hack job of a solution.>>483687387Those are the cars from last week that Yusuf wanted you to steal for him, it's the entire point of the picture.I can't be bothered to drive to the docks.>>483665128Is that a new mask? if so I'm definitely adding to the cover.
>>483697009ceo limit would be less of a problem if it was easier to become associate, i.e. open org anyone can join by default
>>483697267too open to trolling
>>483697928well yeah they would have to make a separate filtering system that rejects players you previously kicked
>>483698101It would have to be a separate ban feature because my friends and I will kick each other from the MC sometimes to avoid the assassination feature if you abandon an MC.Or we won’t and force each other to get a hit put on us.
>>483703386How about - hear me out - you can set up to be looking for work and CEOs can invite you in.
>someone finally doing a short tip mission>finish and wait to start second mission>never happens
>>483703717do they ever?
>>483706406I get invites all the time. Just put a nice suit on and give them a firm handshake while looking them in the eye.
>>483705619hate to break it to you but they just didn't invite you back
>>483708280That's what I get for dragging their incompetent ass to the finish line
>>483708484happens all the time with heistsyou get plat in all the setups then no heist invite
>>483603282money making is trivial past the cayo perico heist.if you're doing content at this point, do it for the enrichment
>>483712651I feel bad for the people who didn't play during the golden age of Cayo Perico where you just did the gold door glitch and the replay glitch to keep the finale and the loot. An easy 1.8 million for pink diamond or 2.4 million if you had the panther statue
>>483715095the money was good even without glitchingthey really fucked up 'fixing' cayo
>>483711569I feel bad because I always try to invite people back but they don’t always join.I don’t know if they just don’t want to or if they were unable.I’ve had some good players before that I wanted back but they never joined.
>>483715095i still have panther and gold in two storages (south and north(?))i want to use it to help people, but since they changed the timing for the replay glitch, i never touched it again
>6 police cars>new garage is only 2 slotsSo am I supposed to store those in a regular garage? Like, no regards to aesthetics at all?
>>483720214I keep mine at the agency.
>shitposting with the lads>listening to radio>personal jesus come onAww yea
>>483720214I have mine in the Arena garage
>>483723993can you change the headlight colors on them?contemplating getting an arena on the second character just for that. the gauntlets headlights are too blue
i wonder if you will be able to use the rockstar editor to make videos to the (possible) fake social media in GTA VI, i'd probably do street fight clips all the time.
>>483724887I don't know. I won't be able to check for a couple hours
cleaning scum off these streets
>>483612645I have been struggling with the RemusI think I've put on about 200k worth of rims in the past 4 weeks because every time I see it I think it doesn't look as it shouldI do this a lot with other cars, too. It keeps me busy
How do I get Brock's bounty without killing him.
>>483728296Is that the one that looks like a 180/240SX coupe? I put the mk4 vw rims on em.
>>483731528Pretty sure it's mostly a Silvia, but yes>mk4 vw rimsI'm not sure which rims you mean
>>483731042Nevermind.
>sheluv>theyluvWhat a gay uncreative formula for a name.
>steam sale>realize I forgot to buy the faggio sportI hate my life
They need to make it so if you shoot a transport vehicle over a certain amount of times with the up n atomizer it just respawns on a nearby road or something. 15 minutes down the shitter for a stupid bounty just to get stick in vinewood hills because of no fence to block an opening that serves no purpose.
>>483731968the ones that look like C4 corvette wheels, in street wheels I think or something.
post your police cars
>>483737996here's mine
>>483731968>>483735183Nebulas.
>>483724887Yes you can. Changed them on the challenger to have blue bullbar lights and I did regret my decision immediately.
>>483738120That's not your police car, that's Wonderwoman's invisible jet!
>>483728296my remus rides on bronze Rollas
I trans heart my Merit
>>483739359Yes, those. I have them on mine.
>need to run mixed exports, run bunker shit to ammunation, send out warehouse guys, kick a guy out of the nightclub, tow a car or two, upgrade and deliver a bike, upgrade and deliver two cars, and now send out my bail guysthere's so much shit to keep up with every hour I can't even make time for content
>>483749198it's a poor business habit to attempt to do all the shit yourselfconsider outsourcing some of these tasks, and only do what you feel like
Mayn Red Dead Redemption 1 just feels so good>riding around Hennigan's stead hunting for cougars to get the challenge of melee knife kill>end up coming across some bandits trying to kill a guy>ride up, ice the bandits with well placed SAA shots>John remarks ''we must learn to work together or die alone'' as the treasure hunter thanks him>notice cougar up near the tracks as I'm leaving>know that melee fighting the cougar is hard af because I died a few times before>blast the cougar once with the sawn-off shotgun, ride up to it as it is fleeing, equip the knife, jump off and stab the cougar to death in a quick motion>skin itDamn that felt really good, like the controls, the feel of the environment and the moment to moment gameplay just feels so damn good. A lot of the emergent situations feel repetitive after a while sure, but there's just something really chaotic about them sometimes especially when it happens when you're just trying to do something else and like a gang of bandits rides through town.RDR2 to it's credit does have a truckload of really cool encounters for every chapter as well. Both RDR2 games are good in their own way though I really miss stuff like the hideout challenges with sub objectives if you want to go for the medals etc.
>>483751751Also a real shame there's only a small handful of proper 1v1 duels and bounties to collect. I hope the next Red Dead game goes back to the proper Wild West (mid 19th century) sometime.
Is Ultimate Edition of RDR2 worth the extra 50% if I have zero intention of playing online?From what I understand for single player it only adds one bank heist side quest, a few cosmetics and some in-game buffs?
>>483728296>>483731528>>483731968>>483739359>>483749179
>>483752849I think 1880s would be a good compromise between wild west being still you know wild and being able to still have some of the 'newer' weapons.1880s is also the time when you have a lot of former civil war soldiers running around searching for purpose in gangs and such.RDR2 has still decent duels but I really wanted also bounties that let you decide on how to approach them, maybe have some random bounties in addition to the 'story' ones with all the cutscenes n shit. Also they gotta put some more detail in the hanging scenes too like the body would actually jump back up a little after hitting the end, and some more physics, swaying and spasming would add a more realistic touch.And let me buy safe houses or something and furnish them even if it's just like a little shack somewhere. Love spending the money in RDR1 to good stuff like that. If they do like a gang setup with the hideout and everything I hope you can bring in provisions and it actually matters and /or improves the morale.
>>483753365Hmm, normally I dont think an extra side mission plus some skins and clothes is worth it for an upgrade to a deluxe edition, but the Summer steam sale has RDR2 Ultimate at 41.99 and imo at that price I would personally go for it.>>483755908Yeah, I agree. Open world games inherently lend themselves to an RPer type like myself, so having more side activities like bounties and things to buy in-game like shacks and safehouses would go a long way.
Is the gtao character canonically jewish? >is a thief>owns tons of business>makes millions of dollars through corrupt practices>hire mostly blacks and strange looking women in your businesses>there's payphone hits where you kill redditors trying to manipulate the stock market>recent dlc has you kill mostly white people as bountiesWell?
>>483757259No, even worse... they're FRENCH.
>>483758097qui?
>>483757259Your character is collecting bounties on the competition. They climbed to the top and now they're pulling up the ladder. It's the Republican dream.
>>483758820I showed more and better evidence tho
>>483758820Why aren't we being bounty hunted then?
>>483759230You only listed Republican traits.
>>483759306Just because you don't feel paranoid, it doesn't mean someone isn't out to get you.
>>483758820>>483759230Republicans are Pro-Israel, so you're both right.
>>483759573How are you this dumb? The gtao charactor is obviously jewish.
>>483760134no they're latinx
>>483760134character* WHOOPS>>483760247Jewish
Fuck off to /pol/ if you're just doing thinly veiled politics posts.
Post screencaps.
>>483760353Shut the fuck up
>>483760556Yes, anything to move away from that dumb argument.
I saw this gaudy hulking monstrosity parked outside their clubhouse. Isn't it glorious? I had to steal it! You understand, don't you?
I don't know why I stole this one. I can only apologize.
>>483760850Save it for the July 4th cover.
>>483761175That livery on the IV Sentinel...Rockstar...pls...
>business with jail cell>can't go inside even when emptyI thought it would make for some fun jailed screenshots...
>>483761175Game didn't let me keep it.
>>483759791We Await Silent Tristero's Empire>>483760850I hate that the bike order for the mc menu is set in stone. This bike is the first on the list
>>483761996No matter, you can buy it next week.
I wish the DLC had more meat to it. I need something to do while the debate is being background noise.
>>483757259Oy vey. In my defense, I don't have any business going on.
)))
Seems that every time I spin the wheel this week, the game dumps me out, pretending that it can't connect to the rockstar servers. I guess I'm lucky I haven't won any car.
as usual i forgot it was hsw so i put on the regular mods then needed to pay for the hsw mods
>>483724887ye
>>483766332It happened to me once yesterday. Curious
https://youtu.be/PPBLCP829dU
>checking out my garages>find out I have 3 itali gto>find out I have 2 issi sport>find out I have a youga classic>find out I have 3 stinger gt>find out I have 2 stingerNo wonder I'm running out of garage space, I keep winning shit and not selling it.
>>483769662>selling itFor $0.
>>483770865more like 250k, cause I'm pretty sure I drove them to LSC and added all the upgrades and then never driven them again.
>>483768701>tried watching this>zoned out cause dude sounds so boring>realized I missed everything he said>rewind video>zone out againI'll wait for him to update his website.Dude needs a personality badly.
I wish the loading screens on PC would stop showing clothing you cannot get in the platform
>When you finally take off time to go to the beach, but it rains.
>>483777724How about customizing a car with HSW and seeing upgrades available that you can't buy.
>>483536430>Crew: https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/no_fun_aliowed_vg/ - PC onlyI was just informed you can only be in 5 clubs at a time. Left a few so if there's someone around who can invite me, you should be able to now: FreedForm>>483608241Also thank you kindly Haku Anon for the shiny new ride and the chill test driving session. I'll post pics later. Back to the grind now...
>>483779085mountain status = patrolled
>>483780760>get beaten up by 2 weebs
>>483780942many would pay top dollar for the experience
No, seriously, is anything at all discounted this week? did they announce the podium vehicle or prize ride anywhere? are they extending last week's?
I'm wearing a red hat in this game for the occasion, I don't have hope in any option of the presidency, I just like the larp.
>Decide to buy Greenwood Cruiser, for novelty of retro police car.>Don't expect much from it.>Playing with buttons in parking lot.... Woops, seem to be on a dispatch mission now>I guess time to put in some work.>Turns out the car is pretty badass. >Decide to take it to the country for a little test drive. >Handle the highway trip there like a beast. >Get to dirt road. >Car doesn't care, this is just another road. Could be floating in a fleetwood. >Get to hiking trail.>Run over a few hikers. >Local police spawn in.>The roads are nothing to me while they struggle.>Completely bully the local law. Basically untouchable.I think I like this car.
>>483784635If you want the Faggio Sport, this is the one chance that has existed in several years. Visit Simeon.
>>483784834Same.Plus cosplaying as a MAGAtard is fun.
>>483785238Wait it's still up? I thought it already rotated out.
>3 paleto missions in a rowno.
>>483785407You know, I hadn't checked today. I just assumed it would still be there.
OMG IT IS!I thought i saw it from before the update.Thank you, anon.
>>483785246Here is my hat. Also got a cop car.
>>483768701>>483771783I have to put the playback on 1.5, he's pretty dull.
>>483691506You and the muzzies can eat shit.
Fishing...
I like my Greenwood Cruiser better than I like my Gauntlet Interceptor.There, I said it. I said it and I mean it!
Has anyone speed compared the new cruisers against their normal counterparts?
>New pizza mission incoming >34k for a job, 48 minutes cool down >New Madrazo hit job>30k for a job, 1 real life day cool down You like?
>>483800329I only saw one comparison but I can't confirm the accuracy of the data. It was saying that the Gauntlet Interceptor while faster around a lap because it has better handling has a lower top speed compared to the Gauntlet Hellfire.
>Yosemite name fully absorbed by Declasse, even though the name is clearly referencing GMCHate itFor reference, Chevy trucks traditionally are named for wild west towns (Silverado, Cheyenne, Scottsdale) whilst GMCs are named for mountain ranges/parks (Yukon, Sierra, Sonoma). Yosemite is a national park
>>483795386Was there anything resembling swimwear or like shorts that could be worn shirtless that resemble swimming shorts? I realized in RDR1 that I miss being able to swim in RDR2. Poor John is always in hot weather and if you go even neck deep into water you're drowning.
>>483803038Out of all the police cars, that particular pair is probably among the few where I would just keep both.
>>483795386Fishing is quite relaxing in RDR2. I don't like eating fish ingame or irl but I quite enjoy just taking tine to chill especially near places with shacks built along water etc. Kinda interesting, in the waters near Annesburg I think you get shittier fish because the water is visibly polluted.
>>483799276i never bought either, my stanier is good enough
>>483757259
>>483808128Not that I can remember.
>>483757259It's obvious the gtao character is not jewish because the police can actually pursue and kill it
>>483769662I have a few unintentional doubles here and there, but now that I've been thinning them down they're hard to find. I think I have two Ignus for no reason.
>>483822000>canonically only ever gets arrested>charges never stick
>>483826576the protagonist can actually die but it gets resurrected by a magical celebrity god as seen during its first death also if charges don't stick it means your lawyer's the jewish one
Do i have to login this week and buy the faggio sport in order to do pizza deliveries? Or the one needed is a wholly new one?i wouldn't be surprised if it's the latter but can't check it myself yet
>>483827442Jewish prosecutor vs Jewish defence attorney. The only operative factor here is the Jewishness of the protag
>>483771783What in the iPad Kid am I reading? This guy's voice and cadence is fine. I listen to some truly dry presenters and this dude is a prancing goat in comparison.. is there not enough flashing colors and loud outbursts for you? Dude has a personality.
>today's most wanted bounty is another 1,000 NPC shootout to save some chap named Lieberman I shan't be doing it
>>483784635Only two discounts this week. 30% Off the Coquette Blackfin (find it at Simeon's dealership) and Vapid FMJ (this one is a test drive car in the LS car meet). Podium vehicle is the Tulip M-100 and prize ride is the Guantlet Hellfire. Win that by placing first in an LS car meet race two days in a row. Only one thing is 2x money and RP and that's the adversary mode Cross the Line. No claimable cars in the salvage yard robberies
I've owned a Rocket Voltic since they've added it to the game and I've only just now learned that it is actually physically stored in a garage under my vehicle warehouse
>>483831431so are all the other CEO vehicles, blazer aqua, phantom wedge, ramp buggy.
>>483780942meet me at the casino terrace for your fist related needs
are you grinding the bail bond outfit anons?the jeep seems like a slog though. one category needs 1m from the agent 47 looking mfers you employ but they bring in maybe 7k each
>>483838097>the bail bond outfitThe what?
>>483838796Career progress reward, PS5/Series X|S only
Every time I log in my buzzcut gets clean shaven and I look like I'm doing chemo. Annoying.>>483835034Looks like my ex.
>>483841523Every time I sell my acid it puts on this hideous black helmet with white skulls and women when I don't even own that helmet. Annoying.
>>483841917No helmet. No armor. No snacks. Low on health. That's how I roll bby.
>>483842064I can't get rid of the helmetIt puts it on when I get on the bike even if I turn off the automatic bike helmet option
>>483842121I know. What's funny is it disappears once you retire/disband.
I don't know who needs to hear this but you don't actually have to drive the bounty van to the bounty. You can take whatever vehicle you can spawn in but it will force you to bring the target back in it.. still it can save you some time especially for those targets hanging out in paleto bay
>>483827660I think they are releasing another bike, so buying the regular sport will do nothing. The new bike will look just like the sport, but with a box glued to the back and a couple million glued to the price tag.
>>483831101Thank you!
>>483802034How long until they nerf Fooligan Jobs and Ammu-Nation excess supply cooldowns as well? Playing both back-to-back is $100k in like 10-15 mins depending on RNG and how good you are.
>servers shitting the bed non-stop now that there's actually new shit to dosasuga J*
>>483844365There is something oddly satisfying about taking the Armored Kurama to the bank job. Like, you just know the gang is looking at the footage afterwards and dreaming about what could have been.
>>483851353small indian companion, pls understand sir>>483846860ah yes, the good old jewish practices
>>483849893>nerf Fooligan Jobsyou can't nerf shit nobody wants to do
>>483849893Because Dax's jobs have 48 minute cooldown and they suck.
so yeah...that was the update....
Long story short my day is ruined forever and beyond fixing.
>>483872286There are some tricks to pop open the back of trucks. Something about standing on the roof and kicking at the door from behind.
>>483872984I deleted the game again, I don't know if I will go back to it, it's just a reaffirmation of pain and pointlessness, the momentary good moments are far too small for any of the games bullshit to be overshadowed. I don't know how I can live down playing this game. This was once a game that I believed I'd never even bother playing because of the shark card stuff that I knew before even playing, but here we are, 1000+ hours in the hole. I'm not sure there ae words to describe the sort of foolishness and retardation of me to do this, it's beyond my comprehension honestly, literally completely meaningless time.
>>483874548>I deleted the game againbased
>day 4 of the dlc and I've abandoned the content completely congrats cockstar! a new record!
>>483874548You're better off.The bugs and the greed aren't even the worst part of playing GTA Online. The worst aspect is that there are so many other games that someone could be playing instead of playing the same game every day for imaginary money.
WHY WON'T YOU GIVE US THE FIB BUFFALO YOU STUBBORN ASSHOLES? SERIOUSLY, who asked for ANY of these cop cars besides the Greenwood or Impaler SZ?
>>483875548I'm going to say it... I never really cared for the buffalo. Any buffalo.
>>483875293https://youtu.be/aOnKCcjP8Qs&t=5
>>483875548foxbody interceptor pretty cool tee bee aitch
>run a bike from clubhouse to a client>in cutscene it's a hermeslmaoalso the security contracts are still bugged, specifically kkangpae in arcadius doesn't load the interior and you fall through invisible floor after you get inside
>>483835034I don't know when the thread turned into ryona general but I'm here for it
>>483877307Waiting on that one, hope it's fast.
>>483878034Did it twice last week and it was fine.
>>483877307I was young in the 80's and spent my time admiring cars from the 60's and older. I just don't care for the foxbody. To me, nothing built after 1973 should count as a muscle car.
>>483880498maybe it has something to do with me owning an office in arcadius
>>483880567yeah i get it, nothing can beat the charm of a proper 60s musclecar, but theres something neat about an 80s matchbox that you can cram a giant engine into
>>483875548>FIB BUFFALOget fucked sedanfaggranger doko
>>483878980>ryona>Type of sexual fetish in hentai wherein a protagonist, usually female, is subject to physical or psychological abuse from an offender who is usually maleAnon, behave
>>483883901i don't understand why we got the park ranger and not thiswtf is wrong with them?
>>483884708The FIB granger and the Park Ranger and the Lifeguard, should really just be liveries on the normal Granger. It's the same damn car 4 times. We should have been able to build any of them with LSC optional accessories.
>>483884708they're gonna release it in 2025 for like 10million ingame dollarsprolly
>>483883936I'm just kidding /spoiler]or am i?
>>483884959I think at launch they never intended for this many vehicles so you could do dumb stuff like that
>>483886412It really seems like the database that they use to save the user inventory, is held together with bubblegum and paperclips, so they can't even add an extra light to a car and still be able to safe the customization. That has to be why they keep reintroducing new slightly different versions of the same car. It's why they don't know how to implement HSW on PCs. It's why they can't save the custom plates from chop shop robberies. It's not like they aren't willing to just raise prices.
>>483875548sorry for you. But i asked specifically for both the impalers and to some extent the w124 amg, now mods on the mercedes are nothing but recycled trash but it's r* we're talking about, so already consider myself lucky and hope you can have your toy (or a better one) too
>>483887205>they can'tRemember the patriot, praire, sentinel xs. Later the picador and now even the tropos and fat sentinel classic. Thus it's not that they can't, they just can't be arsed to, somehow seems like it's easier to just add a new copy than modify an old model
>top seller on steam>ded genralAre these people playing singleplayer?
>>483846860The Pizza Boy is gonna cost $195,000 and $146,250 for the trade price
>>483892369Probably, I know R* throws a bunch of freebies at new players these days, but the grind to get anything decent is still pretty tremendous.
>>483892369Those people are 13 year old third worlders who have never heard of 4channel.org
>>483889571Indeed count yourself lucky. The toys I've been wanting have been in the game since day one: the Police Buffalo as a rare street spawn and the FIB Buffalo as a cutscene prop, both from Story Mode. Both have been within the files all this time and R* won't throw either of them into these vigilante-themed DLCs. It's infuriating.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo15W6TF3Uo&pp=ygUPQnJhdmFkbyBCdWZmYWxvI blame this guy for reigniting my autistic desire for a factory-new, press demo version of the Gen 2 Buffalo.
Ever since the update, every motorcycle I deliver magically becomes a lava red Hermes. The customers have all be perfectly happy about it.
>update broke the icon for the battle rifleguess I needed an excuse to hide that shit weapon
>play casually for a few weeks with no effort on making money>make 3 million>still see babies begging for cash drops from modders>cash drops are just the figures that give rp and very little cash.>this is more optimal to actually playing the gameWhy are these retards like this? The game throws money at you if you play it by putting in a good effort which nets you 10s of millions.
>>483896307One one hand, they aren't really playing the game as it was designed.On the other hand, they will probably move on and stop playing in a week. I grind, but I'm not sure they aren't better off with their approach. After all the time I've spend building, all I have is a computer save file with large numbers in it.
>>483896307it works if you have businesses and play at least 2 hours a daymost of these people have fuck all and spend most of their time ignoring instanced content and wasting money in freeroam they really only want the money for weaponized bullshit
>>483896307Not everyone wants to put in all of the hours, and there's a lot of stuff to get, probably 800 million bare minimum, more likely over a billion, 2 billion if you account for 2 characters, and the best you can do in around an hour is one million if you're fortunate or a speedrunner, and that's not even every hour given job cooldowns. Best I've managed since cayo perico was nerfed in a full day grind I think was like 6 mil, which before that nerf might have been up to 10 mil, that's almost a half way reduction, and all things considered is a SIGNIFICANT blow to both people doing big grinds or just trying to make a bit of money in a coupleof hours. It's pretty damn terrible. Where you once could get like 3 mil in about 2 hours potentially you now often can't even get 2 mil using cayo perico. Utterly awful contrast.
>>483899513That also might not be an issue for everyone, but if you are like me you felt it.
>>483892369I would guess most of them probably use one of multiple GTA related discords or talk to their friends / watch streams or something? Hell I'm something of an imageboard poweruser and I thought this gen had completely disappeared between me burning out of RDR2 and around the time the GTA6 trailer dropped.
>>483885259
>>483883936I love setting hot female NPCs into olde comic book-y type peril like tying them up on the gallows and teasing them to pull the lever like with the murderhooker in RDR2 but I mostly like the thrill and the peril rather than sadism.This is also why I think it would be extremely important I could tie up and handcuff hot female NPCs in GTA but my main interest is Red Dead Redemption because I really like wild west as a setting. Also I would love for the chicks to wear better clothing in RDR1, huge turnoff to see those dirty skirts. Something classy but sexy like what Karen Jones wears for that Valentine Bank robbery.. holy mackerel!
>>483901470All the camp wenches in RDR2 are 10/10 cuties.Ponder the aroma of those puppies sweating in the Louisiana sun...
>>483900691>posts bruised characterwhat a tease
>>483896307>>483897414>>483899363>>483899513the best (worst) part is, these retards who get the free mod money are the same ones who then blow your delivery trucks/vehicles up with their oppressors/tanks/jets/etc and fuck with you because they're bored and haven't yet quit
shant be playing GTA6 until its on PC with all female police ped mods
>>483896070Now I have to go deliver a bike hoping to get the same bug. Question: Do you have a Hermes in your Auto Shop waiting to be delivered?
grab that auto
>>483903264finesse dat whip
>>483897414>>483899363>>483899513>>483899681>>483902952DROP MONEY PLZ
>>483903112I do not.
I've had my fill of heists and robberies. I hope GTA 6 is about the drug world.
>>483902952Yep. That's one of the many problems with designing a game around microtransactions.
>>483904562The new GTA will be filled with mission aspects from GTA RP.So sure, you can sell drugs on the street to locals.
>>483905292I mean the main story though.
>>483905473You think GTA 6 will have online?Wrong, online will become stand alone
>>483896070It happened to me delivering a Daemon. Same location but it was the chola.
>>483905473There's one hundred percent going to be drug trafficking missions where you gotta take a speedboat from a container ship to the mainland, or an airboat through the Everglades
>>483906092Mickey Munday cameo plz
>>483906761gtao2 daily be like sell 500 dollars worth of fent to middleschoolers
>>483905806Not even a question.They lost so much money by bundling GTA5 and online.What are you gonna do? not buy both?
>>483907596>What are you gonna do? not buy both?really depends on how they approach online this timecheaters and scriptkiddies need to be dealt with
>>483901470>>483902761off to horny jail with yeecaptcha: AAP0M
>>483896070>>483903112Delivered a Hermes too
>>483908108I shot that guy lolwanted to see what a body delivery was like
kinda liking this new meta ofif you paint your car black & white it'll look good
>>483908478>>483654383wrong.
>>483911254post proofs faggot
>>483911559just didblack and white police cars look terribleembrace color
show off those custom number plates
need police haku
>>483911636nah dog, you're outta your mindthe brown on the malaise I can sorta tolerate but those non whites are insanityI'm not gonna fuck with blue
>>483912059sunshine state, bitchblack and white is played out
>>483911987just paint it in police colors and flash the your headlight
>>483912274i want panniers desu
Why do you want to rp as a cop in a crime game
>You will never meet your Wasabi Kitty.
>>483911636I put a kifflom blue on my greenwood, just as a placeholder. It grew on me, and I'm keeping it that way. Looks nicely faded.
Whoops I didn't mean to do that
>>483913003All of mine have survived so far. I haven't been doing the thing to disarm them by shooting their weapon. I just figure, I have a stun-gun and they have a face, so it's how things should be. Of course I did hit a few runners with my car, gently, before stunning them in the face.
>>483912194dayum
>>483912531
>>483913003sssshhh, she's sleeping.
im just not going to go to paketo
Did the Sentinel Classic Widebody get a PBR livery? I know the normal Sentinel Classic has one. >>483912721
>>483912531hoping into a police car and arresting other crooks for bounties has been in gta since gta 3
>1 round of bail pays maybe 250kgta6 looking grim
>>483922427Eh don't get too twisted. GTAO2 is going to start off with rock bottom prices for everything just as much as it will have rock bottom payouts for activities. We'll need to wait another 10 years for inflation to bring us back to where we are now
>>483923014nah its day one fomo, subtle overcharching. hidden fees etc.
>>483923127Don't forget battle passes, charging for emotes, exclusive clothes on gta+, exclusive car colors...
>>483921150The new drift livery seems to have her, but barely.
>>483911756How about found car plates? I have a few of those.I gotta take good pictures tho.
>>483921150yeah but only if you put the drift tuning onto it. This is what it looks like
>>483926393No livery without the tuning? Can you get the livery and then remove the tuning?
>>483926525No you lose the livery, also drift tuning costs $200,000. Reverting it to my previously fully upgraded car cost me $700,000
>>483926938That sucks.
ZR350 has a new drift livery with Wasabi KittySentinel Widebody Classic has drift livery with PRBRemus has Wasabi KittyFuto drift has one of the PRB characters. Her pet I think. Euros has a pink variant of Wasabi Kitty AND a normal green Wasabi Kitty. I don't have enough garage space for this. Rockstar, you're pushing me well over 30 PRB cars. If you make it impossible to be a collector, people will just quit trying.
>>483927453zr350 has the best prb livery. shes bending over and her tits hanging down her chest.
>>483928172Nice that's the car I had drift tuning on. Gonna go check it out
>>483928172>>483928635nevermind. Looks like I misremembered, she is bending over but holding her tits to keep them from hanging.
>>483929384
>>483929384I see
Terminus also has PRB in nice poses but the livery itself is too busy
>>483929931>>483930008>>483931296Eww, weebmachines
>>483931296Sometimes to calm down a busy livery, I try to match one of the colors in it with my paint. Basically just reduce the overall pallet by 1.
>>483931296Isekai jeep coming to run you over soon
This van's side steps, man...
>>483931990yeah
>>483911756
>>483931990What were they thinking?
>>483928172That's the normal old PRB livery. There is a new drift livery for it with Wasabi Kitty.
>>483934230They want you to snag on things on the drive back home. Maybe they imagined the trip would be more challenging than it is, so snagging would add suspense.
>>483929931holy moly :o
>>483542187It turns out the drift tune sentinel sucks
>>483929931man, I want that coomer livery but really don't want drift tuning on my ZR350
>>483940268That livery doesn't require the drift tuning
>>483940357neat
>>483934484Skill issue
>>483945345You're accusing Anon of having too much skill to enjoy the game?
>>483941074sexo
>>483924203Works for me if the plate is unique enough>>483933967lmao, how meta
>notice the 8 cups of coffee on Imani's deskShe's just like me frfr
>>483933967>Turismo ClassicIncredibly based
bail bond outfit soon
>>483960274
any way to make the niobe not look like shit? the rear bumper design is terrible
>>483960274here's what I gotGoofy on a FelonAnus on an OracleBooru on a Baller, but my character doesn't look like a weeb at all.and Oopsy on a Lester-mobile.Tell me which one you like and I'll take a picture with it.
>>483968136Sell it
>>483968136not reallyprimary bumper in a dark color id the best way imo
Made back what I spent on the bail office, planning to splurge a little bit. Niobe or X32?
>>483967719neat>>483968659the oopsy one gave me a good chuckle
>On today's episode: The NPC chasing you crash your vehicle and spun you right in front of them so they can gun you down but you don't have an angle to defend yourself or enough time to heal
>>483971380Yeah that's one of the worst things. It's right up there with barely making it out of a fire fight only for a new set of NPCs to spawn right in front of you and finish the job. Gotta love 90s-style gamey game design
>>483971380>PUT. THE WEAPON. DOWN!!!!
>>483971196Cool, I have an idea for it.>>483971380lmao, I once made a "delete character on death" challenge on GTA and that's exactly how I died.
>>483970450x32 desu
>start CEO for a minute>suddenly police raid nightclub>nightclub is full, need to protect it>go to night club>fight first wave>suddenly granger spawns behind>full of auto aim police>die>everything goneFUCKThis is the first time since update. Have they made raids more frequent?
>>483969138no, it's too fast and fun to drive>>483969926:(
>want to get rid of cars>try to sell>sorry - we don't want any cars right nowHey, I don't want this car either.
>>483977787sounds like a reckoning tbqh, i haven't had a nightclub raid in literal years
>>483971380Happened to my like ten minutes ago For extra salt they wedged me between their car, a tree, and a building so even when I respawned the shitwagon I was driving was still fucked
>>483971380this but on the freeway near paleto bay so you spawn on the beach
How fun is GTA Online these days? haven't played it in years.
>>483737996Since the bail office only holds 2 cars I decided to park the unmarked police cars there.Missing from the picture is the most important emergency vehicle, the Ecto-1.
>>483989069looking nice! decided to go with the more vintage looking livery for the classy police cruiser. i'm still "saving up" for leclerc and that captain livery piqued my interest.
JUST LET ME PICK YES
now ill admit i should not have but i did expect the buckshot to simply stun him and not, you know
Haven't bought the bail office just doing dispatch work.
>>484006036basedit's kind of fun to rotate dispatch, head hunter, and payphone hits while zooming around in your cop car
I think the chola street dealer is the hottest one but the redneck one has big titties.
>>483998464idk what it is but the wheels on the greenwood look strangely undersized
>>484008974whitewallswheel swaps look ok
>>484006036What is dispatch work?
>>484011580vigilante
>>484011981That's a 620 HKR is a Sunny.
>>483780760>>483780942Finally had some time to play again and edit some screenshots. Hakus r cool>>483989069...but which one is your favorite?>>483967719Oh god I need to make more custom plates
>set vehicle preferences to crew + friends>do mission with randos>they can't get in my car
>>484015515>randosthat's not "crew or friends"
At the risk of sounding condescending, did you guys know if you double press and hold the horn you get a different woop woop?>>484012836Definitely the Greenwoods, I love me some sharp angles.
>>484023713>did you guys know if you double press and hold the horn you get a different woop woop?obviouslyif you double tap quickly you also get a "fuck off teenagers" woop
>>483977787When you get raided you get told what kind of raid is. If it's the police, there's no danger of collatetal, you can easily go in with a CEO buzzard.I personally made sure to leave only the Bunker without the security upgrade, to prevent the other businesses I care about get raided.
you ever intentionally fail a heist and quit because someone doesn't deserve their cut?
>>484030573I've only done that on a few occasions when one randumb died constantly and there was no hope of advancing.
>>484030573No, but I've aborted starting one because somebody in the party asked for more after I was the one that did all the prep.
I imagine blater still logs on every day and sits at the top of this apartment building sniping people
Did rockstar by any chance update RDR2 for the worst? I haven't played since 2021 and it immediately asked me to update. Maybe an odd question but I know there was a time that they updated the game and screwed up the lighting. It would be a shame if I mistakenly installed something that irreversibly ruined my game.
This is a bit weird>>484012836>Hakus r coolikr. Keep those corners sharp and your wheels in the air. Props on that pic>>484030573>Pacific Standard>Leader is a low level, dies a couple of times but he follows up on tips that I give him while the others start blaming each other and the leader while dying in traffic too>Finally just tell the host to get on my bike, he does>Now we fail a couple of time because the other two keep dying, despite me trying to urge them in the nicest way to follow me, maybe I can lead them up a mountain so that we can lose the cops in the hills, the tunnel when that fails>The two stooges keep dying due to cops/traffic/retardation. All the while I drive around with the leader, he is begging them to follow us>Finally they make it past Knife City, the host and I have been chilling on a mountain top nearby>They are driving towards the parachute point angrily typing in the chat asking where we are>I gently roll the bike towards the nearest steepest slope and let go off the controls as the leader says "we are on our way
>>484030573I don't mind people being bad, my pet peeve is anyone that throws a hissy fit.If you wanna throw slurs at people go play league or dota, this game is way too chill for me to deal with that kind of person.
I'm playing the Mad Max game now. I am bad at this. Gotten too used to GTA controls.
>>484033007Whenever I play an old version of GTA, I end up changing the keys to the most recent version I've gotten used to.
>fat girl assistant>she points out she will give you candy>candy bowl is the same as every other businessYou just KNOW she's keeping the good stuff for herself.
>>484033007never figured out how to so much as drive over a pebble without spinning out in that game
and then there were four
>woman locked in a multimillion dollar panic room>knows civilization is waiting outside>knows that the unhinged maniac outside her door still can't get in >all she has to do is wait out the bounty hunter and flee while he isn't there>but no, let me step outside because he cut off the powerdon't these things usually have generators as well?
>>484036965if you lost wifi youd beg for jail
>>484036965Does it really matter when the multimillion dollar bounty hunter can just call in a tank from one of his/her garages anyways?
>>484037379if it's a good enough panic room and the bounty hunter knows he'll be paid more for bringing his mark in alive, yes
>red police car isnt real. red police car cant hurt you
>>484038284I like the all baby blue police cars from Detroit.I feel like it's in direct response to the race riots where they felt they needed some so friendly and unintimidating that it was to the point of being comical.Look at that goofy logo. It's all in lowercase. It's almost as if it's saying "sorry for calling you a negro while beating the shit out of you, we won't do it again".
>my cayo got reset???
>>484038284If I see a red car, I assume the fire department.
>headshotted someones most wanted targetsryi was in the zone
>guy takes my gauntlet>makes no attempt to pick me up>reclaim it>next mission>guy blows up gauntlet>call another wee woo>he starts ramming me>drive away>call third wee woo>tell him at least he can afford salt>he stops ramming melel
>she got us a plantlesbian coded
may have shot someones most wanted into the helicopter fire....is this griefing?
>>484055964Nah, the mission's rigged. I just did it solo and the bitch ran straight into the fire.
>>483971380
>>483977787Sucks to hear, I take my Khanjali with me on all raids.
>>483971380unironically use the ducking feature, it can save your life just long enough to get to the interactive menu
The veneer of this game keeps tempting me but I know it's just gonna be pain again.
Has anyone managed to get their Niobe to register on the plate editor? The default rims are unique, so I want to keep them, but I also want to paint them black.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVcln5Lwj90First impression, Greenwood has easily the best looking ass out of the whole bunch. Not even a contest. But is the ass worth it, if the Impaler LX is faster?
>>484059426Buy a 10 dollar mod menu or learn memory editing and you can give yourself unlimited funds to mess around with
>>484031783No it's not an odd question. I yanked my ps4 offline due to that and also not wanting other 'updates'.Can you even play without updating on the pc version? I thought that if there's an update available they ram it up your ass regardless.But as per your question I don't know since I haven't played the pc version yet. Last time I was in an RDR discussion someone mentioned the NPCs' eyeballs were fucked up. But that was a while ago.
>>484046309how many times did you run it b2b in a day?
>Finding that lone stump in the grass in an otherwise big empty field.
>>484059471The plate system ignores so many cars it's unreal.
>>483694868>>483695015>>483695789my dad had a gmt800 in this silver
>>484033007I just switch to KBM whenever I'm playing Max Payne. I don't remember controllers having any form of aim assist unlike GTA V which is an unapologetic auto aim
>>484034991think i should buy a suv
>>484084273>rear third of the roof is secondary color instead of primary>no plain plastic option for bumpers and wheel archesthese stupid dumbass pajeets they got in charge of making the cars can't do anything fucking right I truly hope this is not the kind of effort they're putting into gta6
>>484090780here's another examplewhy the fuck is the right headlight of the fr36 stretched back and down so much it pokes the wheel?
>>483561206I won this in the casino two weeks ago. Should I drift tune it or leave as is. I kinda like it and drift tuned the zr350 already
>>483590193I’m glad I’m not the only one this game makes seethe to the point of writing a story
>>484030573Yes (I play solo)
>>483605539I got to test drive it because a modder I was drifting with spawned one for me before he left the server :3 it was fast as all fuck and I want to get it for that but idk if it actually was that fast or modded
>>483621971I can confirm sentinel drift tune SUCKS
>>483751751Red Dead one had the perfect gameplay mechanics imo. I never once got frustrated at the character movements, everything felt crisp. I don’t know how they fucked up GTA V so much afterwards. Also I remember the knifing the cougar one. I remember if you hog tie a Native American from manzanita post and take him to the rail camp they start shooting at him
>>483766332Me too,happened twice.
>>483892369GTA is a very normie game anon
>>483900457Any good gta discords?
>>483590193I will never understand why yall continue to playing this game as a second job effectively.
>>483904562Yaknow what I hope? I hope everything is toned down. GTA V everything was stupid and over the top. The action, characters, dialogue. It’s honestly a very obnoxious bunch of characters and their writing is all Rick and Morty tier. I hope for simpler dialogue, less annoying tryhard “funny” characters, and missions where you’re only killing a few people during your objective rather than going to war the police department and military each mission
>>483927453Why can’t they just give us one garage with like 50 slots and with the cars mostly all visible in one view, charge 5 mil for the garage people will buy it
>>483887205>It's why they don't know how to implement HSW on PCslol no, they just want you to buy the game again
>>483971380NPC aim on foot when aiming at you: mostly missesNPC aim when driving or blind firing behind cover: hits the first ten shots at you perfectly each time>>483983015This post made me angry
>>483984070Very fun and very fucking annoying. Content wise it’s better than it used to be, rockstar always gonna Jew tho
>>484079049Always happens after finishing a stealth run of cayo, and riding the bike away towards that shore
>>484093151Added>>484096465If that's added I can only imagine R* putting it behind the gta+ subscription. The Eclipse Garage should have had a staircase between the different floors (and the option to have glass floors)
>>484030573To those of you who host doomsday heist, thank you for the easiest 450k possible in this game, the avenger mission is comfy af
why does rockstar only care about being realistic when it’s annoying
Now that the dust has settled is the Dorado Cruiser actually worth it? Or only if you have extra money to kill
the last couple of days I've been getting an error joining session message and getting kicked after spinning the wheel and when I jump back in my spin will be on cool down but whatever I won will be taken away. These street shitters can't do a goddamn thing without breaking ten other things.
>>484082784My Grandfather had a 99 Silverado Z71 extended cab in this colour, that's why I did it. Its dark slate metallic or something and gold pearl.
>>484095749I'm no Reagan, but shouldn't some of the normies trickle down to 4chan weirdos?
>>484099993the gauntlet is the only one thats not a useless moneypit
>can't call janette to start a bounty while driving
>>483892369a lot of the other generals are carried heavily by coomer postinggta:o unfortunately has some of the least attractive female models in modern gaming
>>484123183>gta:o unfortunately has some of the least attractive female models in modern gamingThat doesn't stop the few coomers we got over here
>>484124704>porn site has porn posting
the target intros will drive me mad
>>484124704no, but it's the reason we have two or three as opposed to fifty or sixty
>>484125397I'm not complaining
>>484126859Well I am they ain't slutty enough
I killed someone and they called me a cheater. Feels bad.
>>484071218Sadly too late now. I downloaded the update and got on. Nothing extremely significant stood out to me where I can be certain it was downgraded again since, but I can see that faces look different and it overall kind of looks less clear. I don't know what they did with the game originally but it had some of the best graphics I have ever seen in any game when I played that appeared to have a cocktail of multiple elements to perfect it. I'm not even sure it was worsened but it irritates me to think it was, and to not be certain it wasn't. When I replay something I loved I want the same image I experienced to be re-expereienced.
>hsw niobe
>>484071218>Can you even play without updating on the pc version?You can turn off automatic updates on Steam, but since Rockstar forces you to download their own launcher to even play their games, they can probably just force update it through there.
>>484071218>Can you even play without updating on the pc version?speedrunners run on outdated versions of the game, so I'm pretty sure you can do it
You can steal cars in Mad Max.
>>484097113I got 2 pictures for you.Hopefully someone remembers where this is from.
Unfortunately you can't do the emote while driving... I wanted a picture of an NPC flying over the car.
>>484126859>>484123183>>484127272Is it time for another lingerie cover?
that one's gonna leave a headache tomorrow
>>484138845>>484139079On it>>484139689Not until that wardrobe department gets some new additions
>>484140234God, I wish they did a new line of lingerie with every valentines day.Unfortunately we're stuck with these until the end of days.
>>484141082I can understand that you wouldn't want to turn over half of the female wardrobe into lingerie, but some socks and stockings could have been a neat middle-ground
>>484126224>>484126859>>484127272>but it's the reason we have two or threejust 2 really. slutty cover anon and that one anon with the bob cut that is always wearing bikinis or underwear
>Character in bikini must swim>Functional wholesome swim times.>Character in dress must swim>Feel need to avert my eyes. Somehow it's just wrong I can see up the skirt at what is essentially the same bikini brief.
>start heist mission>wait for players>join>join>join>left>left>join>join>left>join>left>join>play>ready up>shoom shoom shoom>loading>player left>repeat process>actually start mission this time>get about halfway through>doing well>pablo.gonzalez02 died>player left>shoom shoom shoom>loading>respawn across the map from apartment>travel all the way back>repeatI have no idea why people still recommend the apartment as one of the first properties a new player should purchase. I have been avoiding the heists for this reason. This is pain. I am only doing this for the trade prices and I'm convinced it's not worth it.
>>484142046It comes with 10 parking spots, and Fleeca is still quick money while unlocking the reduced price on the most useful single-player vehicle in the game.
>>484141506>just 2 really. slutty cover anon BUT I MAKE IT UP IN VOLUME of characters>>484142045Man I hate that they don't let you change outfits while swimming anymore. I hate falling in water and being stuck with normal clothes.>>484140234I forgot to say anything, but that's a good picture from the intro, makes me want to delete my secondary and make a clone of my main to get video of it.Back in 2015 I didn't have OBS setup to record gameplay.
>>484142726I tend to try to attach scuba shoes to most outfits. There are glitches that let you separate the shoes from the top. If someone cared zero about looking any specific way, the most functional clothing would be to just put a bullet proof helmet on a scuba suit, and live that way.
>>484142324Fleeca is piss easy. It's the rest of the heists that are a major problem. I don't understand why new player guides don't say "just do Fleeca to get the Kuruma, forget the rest" because this is fucking painful. I never got around to trying the heists back on release because I didn't care for them but I can't imagine it would have been much better back then with the terrible loading especially on console.
>>484142726There is another way. These screenies were made after a (friendly) modder accidentally send me to the intro cutscene. I have no idea which or what menu was being used because I don't touch that stuff, but if you can find yourself a friendly modder with the right menu then you can ask them to send you to the introduction. For as far as I understand it you won't lose anything either and hell it beats having the make another character. Extra bonus: you can prepare an outfit beforehand
>>484145197because people like me play solo and no one wants to help do the scope out
>>484141423Nearly missed the deadline for this cover...>>484142726>>484145374...or R* could just give us the ability to replay cutscenes in director mode or something. Is it really too much to ask for? >>484143490>the most functional clothing would be to just put a bullet proof helmet on a scuba suit, and live that way.Horrifying...
>>484145374>goth anon finding out she can go on a date with Lamar whenever she wantsJokes aside, that's pretty cool.>>484143490If re-breathers weren't so easy to equip I would do that.
>>484146237>>484146142If you don't see yourself in scuba mode much, but like motorcycles, there are a lot of motorcycle stunt suits that have a quality to reduce crash damage. The feature SEEMS to be attached to t shoes. And of course you can save outfits with re-breathers and parachutes already equipped.
>>484145453Can you really blame people tho?It's a mission where all you do is listen to Lester shrill voice and drive a slow car.You can't even have fun or the mission fails.>>484141423>I can understand that you wouldn't want to turn over half of the female wardrobe into lingerieWell maybe you wouldn't, lmao.But yeah having more options of tights and stockings would be good, I don't even care for more lingerie, I think what we have is good enough. What I truly want is more swimsuit styles.
And that's a wrap>>484146142Butt + faggio, nice>Is it really too much to ask for?yes>>484146237goth/haku anon's character is already of mixed descent, we're not mixing the lineage any further, besides, the character wasn't really into it anyway>>484147197>those clothesI didn't say I was against swimsuits
>>484147578>besides, the character wasn't really into it anywayOh sure, but I had a friend who liked Trevor and liked riding shotgun with him on his heist finale.Sometimes just hanging out with a character they like is enough for some people.>I didn't say I was against swimsuitsNo one should be, such a shame that we're stuck with red, white and black for solid color swimsuits.We need more plain color options and a pisswasser swimsuit.>>484146910Isn't this pure bullshit from those lame "make a million dollars by calling this number" tiktoks?Is there any proof this works?
>>484147578With that dress, you know I had to>yesFuck>>484149208>We need more plain color options and a pisswasser swimsuit.It's annoying we can't get a proper solid color one piece without gltiching to begin with. I don't care how weird it is, I think the thing I'm most excited about GTAO2 is better fashion and styling options.
>>484149208It works. It won't make the damage zero, but the clothing reduces the damage drastically. It won't be EVERY suit. It's just certain ones, because rockstar.
>>484149945Do you know one that for sure works on female character?I'd love to give it a try next time I play.
>>484149208>Sometimes just hanging out with a character they like is enough for some people.That is something that I would have loved to have in the game. Imagine calling Lamar and he actually shows up and you can go and shoot Ballas together. The code is already in the game from SP, and I've also seen modders spawn npcs that follow and defend them. Though I also realize it would be a tad strange to see everyone running around with their own personal Lamar. >>484149689>without gltichingMaybe we're thinking of the same thing, but anyhow, it is possible to make a simple one piece by just combining a bikini bottom with some of the sport tops, actually it's in the OP>>484149689>I think the thing I'm most excited about GTAO2 is better fashion and styling options.Don't dream too big, it is R* we're talking about after all. Before you know it we get some proper clothing variety but at the same time less options overall. It boggles my mind to see that some (indie) porn games manage to do clothing layering better than triple A studios
so GTA VI is probably not going to have the interesting NPC interactions of RDR2 right? More likely gonna be V where NPCs only exist to be killed
>>484152056I don't have the full list, but off the top of my head the Jock Cranley style stunt suits might be one of the types.
>>484147578You're supposed to put a heli in the top left, foolish coomer
>>484158327helicopters don't have license plates, baka Shinji-kun
how do I get waifu in gtao?anthropomorphized car waifu?
>>484159313sorry if I sound like a nerd, but what's a 'waifu'?
ATTENTIONREMINDER TO NEVER BUY THE MULE
>>484158327>helicopterbut we have an aviation themed cover already
anyone else starting missions with 0 team lives? not that it matters because the clucken bell raid is easy as piss but its weird
>>484160180Ackshually, waifu is nerdy. Not knowing what it mean is makes you sound like a normie.I bet you have a stable relationships with people and a gf, you normie
>>484160931on hard?
>>484161954A normie is actually someone who doesn't think for themselves, don't get into stuff in at their own volition, someone who only follows what's popular. If some celebrities convinced people that jumping off a bridge gives you higher social status, normies would follow and they would all die.
>>484162186they took out hard and easy difficulty a couple months ago didn't they since it gave the same payout?
>>484162525>since it gave the same payout?i dont think it did but the strat was play all the preps on easy since you basically one shot everyone
>>484160180>waifuIt's weeb terminology from the japanese style spelling of 'wife'. It used to be for anime / manga nerds to refer to characters they had an obsession-tier crush with.The term got watered down by people who used it ironically to fit in and / or dorks who think it made them look 'cool' somehow. Now it basically means ''I find this character kinda hot'' by dorks who I think also make Goofy ''hyuk hyuk'' noises after referring to a character as their wiiu. Don't be one of those lamers.
I need three skilled hackers to help me get all the gold bars in the casino heist on Xbox It's the Big Con approach and it's the Gruppe Sechs one and all the guards have no armor on at all.send me a message my GT is rustedchibi
>>484163313I'm going to be honest here. I already know what it means. I was just being a little cheeky because I don't understand what this shit is saying:>>484159313
>>484162379Yea but the same herd mentality exists here. So many people make a big show of not watching / playing popular 'normie' things which ironically makes them even more sheeple than the people who get drawn to things because it is popular.
>>484158327Hey, that's a bootleg cover. I DO NOT ENDORSE IT!Look for original covers over here. >>483613084I guess I should do a once-over the thread and fill it up.>>484159313>compliment their swimsuit>invite to private lobby>???>profit
>>484164091I doubt people coming here posting their reasons for why they don't like a game is a 'big show'.
>>484163313Nerds and /a/ didn't gatekeep anime hard enough.>>484165994What's the theme of the real cover?
>>484152056I'm sure there are more, but these should be the main styles that work.The protection is weird to measure, because crashes are inconsistent.
>>483786449Bad edit, but hopefully you'll appreciate it.>>484169858Anything from the update.>>484170224Nice, I'll give it a try.
why are most players illiterate?
>>484074789Never did it more than twice in the same day and I only play the game occasionally, like for one week every few months, if that. I don't do it every day when I play anyway, usually just enough to buy the new business or whatever. Maybe I just slightly miss-timed the plug pull on the last attempt months ago, but I doubt it.
unironically in a lobby with someone with 80iq
>>484174386>>484175493You're in a lobby with at least one 80 IQ illiterate at all times, dude, it's GTA. If this has taken you more than 20 hours of gameplay to realise, then things aren't looking so good for you either.
>>484176159ive pointed at the call sheetive located all of them for himi took a pic of one so the photographed notification pops upive taken out my phonehe says hes "still looking around"hes running about like a headless chickenthese people votefuck me
ok so thats a body yote of the pierbetter luck next time lad
>going to punch an npc>they dont even look at me ans say dont worry about me i dont want any troublesry
>>484140234>>484097113Wait, which side is the thing on again?
>>484165994ewi like hot (and in this sense robo) women, not fuglies
I wish they'd do another shot at LA Noire as a franchise, just finished reading White Jazz and want more early post-war LA ludo.
Huh, turns out it's not very hard at all to stealth the whole way through the Cleo Song arrest.
>>484185992i want to try but no restarts and every host is a retard
>>484186135Why don't you just solo?
>>484186437i did but i didnt want to stealth at the time so is rammed the security, handbrake turned my car in the middle of the studio and hopped out with the 100 drum ak making music
>>484118075That’s unfortunate. The police SUV is probably the only car I’d really want them to add.I ended up using the money I saved to buy a D1, Niobe, and Toros. I’m happy with my purchases
>>484175025>>484046309the update seemed to refresh some things, at least for me.Got some achievements I had already gotten.
is the arcade worth it?
>>484195307It depends on what you're looking for out of it.
>>484191304Yeah, I figured it was something like that. It's honestly not a big deal since I got pink diamond on my first try, but I am missing my two coke at the main dock. Not to mention all my setups are gone now. That being said since they nerfed stealth it'll be more efficient to just grab the diamond and get out rather than trying to get any side objectives. It's still infuriating hearing the NPCs ramble on during setups about how you're sourcing stuff that can't be traced back to you, but it can anyway so you gotta trash it after the heist. Some don't make any sense at all why I would need to trash it, like the sonar jammer. Shit's on the sub and the sub is undetectable.
hey GTA VI will actually release on the Xbox, right?
I've been kinda getting back into this game a bit, but I keep having this issue where my camera flips back and forth repeatedly, and it makes any mission that's on foot really annoying. Anyone know what's up with this, or how to fix it?
>>484195506i dunno, just something different to do. i dont really care about the heist but i have like 3mil right now and i dont know what i wanna spend it on
>>484196458Yeah. They'll sell it for the current Xbox and Playstation. 2 years later they'll sell it on PC. When the next Xbox and Playstation come out, they will sell new versions and stop giving the good updates to everything else.
>>484195307Some of the arcade games are fun. The heist is shit and the max passive income is paltry at best and requires a huge investment. The remote business management is nice however, but iirc they buffed the terrorbyte to do the same thing. Best investment to start with is still the sub since the heist is easy, can be done solo, has a high payout and you can get a very fast helicopter with missiles. Second best investment is the night club for high passive income, especially when upgraded with the warehouse stuff. Auto shop or salvage yard are also decent options for a second or even first investment since they give you mini heists which can also be done solo.
>>484196352Yeah, that felt like sloppy writing and really annoyed me as well.Like the fucking plasma cutter, I already stole it from a construction site. If it could be traced, it would anyways, regardless if I toss it away or keep it.Also, somehow they don't get suspicious when the same guy posing as a drug dealer lands on the island every time they get robbed.
>>484197158I'd honestly be okay with not glitching the shit if they let me either keep certain supplies or just buy new ones to skip the setups. Scouting the island itself takes way too long.
>>484196940I guess if you already have everything else then it would be.
>>484196581 im no tech support, but could be something wrong with your mouse
>>484198409I would normally think so too, but this is the only game where it does anything like this.
>>484196581There is a key that looks behind you, usually C. Maybe you have it mapped to one of your other keys or buttons?
i miss the days when i would just ride along the coastline and chill in the yatch hottub with my online fren :'3
>>484198923I guess I didn't really word it very well, it's not just the camera flipping, but it also moves my character. It also wouldn't move the camera if it was just the look behind feature. It has me quite puzzled.
Do you guys have any logic to what types of cars are kept in each garage?I'm thinking supers in nightclub, 4 doors and limos in agency, classics in apartment and muscle in sunset blvd, but maybe there are more fitting ideas...
>>484201969I have antique/classic/muscle in my office garage, because it seemed i had the most of them.I have PRB in my Nightclub, because that set outgrew my Agency.I have gang cars in my Agency, which is honestly mostly a form of classic overflow parking.One of my apartments are designated to hold what should be the fastest cars I have.One of my apartments are a mix of motorcycles and cars I drive regularly but don't have other places to sort them.One of my apartments is unsorted overflow.One level of my Arena is full of trucks.One level of my Arena is full of armored cars.One level of my Arena is mix of armored/weaponizeFacility has military style stuff and lifeguard stuff. Airport garage has a mix of fast cars I couldn't fit elsewhere and plain cars that could blend with traffic. Arcade has movie cars. The 50 car has several smaller collections or where i might have 5 variations of something or another. One of the floors is filled with the compact cars. One level has current and classic pairs of cars that were common in old versions of GTA.Chaos overflow in my Autoshop. I kind wish it was almost empty, so I could feel more relaxed about current project cars. Chaos overflow in my Bounty place. If PRB outgrows the Nightclub, this may become PRB overflow. Luxury sedans and modern luxury convertibles in my Nightclub. My formula cars are sharing space with my PRB, but I need to find them a new home because Rockstar just introduced more PBR liveries to the game. I just don't know where right now.
>>484165994Mmmm I enjoy that picture, your character is really rocking that swimsuit nicely.
Are interfering gun locker still a thing and is the agency one one of them, the op guide seems to be a bit old and doesn't mention them at all
>>484210658I think they fixed them, but follow the guide anyhow.
I was saving up for a Dorado Cruiser but decided fuck that and got a Niobe and Terminus instead. I’m very happy with the Terminus this thing climbs up any hill and brakes when sliding down my chiliad. 10/10
So, I haven't played in I don't know how goddamn long, but my buddy just bought the game to play with his wife/daughter so I hopped back in. I'd only gotten to rank 9 before so I just kept rolling with my character from then. I've just bought the dirt cheapest high-end apartment I could. Are they always giving away these Initial D clone cars on the ordering website?
>>483536430Oh, and UristMcStoutHorn for dropping my name, forgot to here >>484217578
>>484210658they claimed to have fixed it, but they also claimed to have fixed ammo loss on sessions switch and customer bikes not showing up at the mc clubhouse yet both of those things still affect me so better to play it safe. They're not very good at fixing things.
>buffed dispatch and gerald>haven't played any since fucking everything is in contact missions nowto queue for acid 1 and 2, vincent and most wanted you have to just go on call and rerolled if you don't like what it finds yet nobody can get mobile operations, special vehicles or doomsday done because they're in their own separate hopper
>>484181161ew yourself, mister.You're the one desperate for a waifu.>>484207371The duality of man... thanks bbcakes.
>>484090780eww fuck... FUCK J*. Thak you man, you saved me 4mil>>484142046what platform are you on? Anyway if you have a kuruma, just do the fooligans quest and get the acid lab>>484195307anon >>484197078 is mostly right but for max passive income you just have to fill all spots available which can be done for free with only the setup machines. Heist itself requires at least 1 more player, i wouldn't say it's shit since it's the only heist where your choices somehow matter a bit and change the whole approach which, at least, makes it feel way less repetitive than any other heistDon't remember how the b2b glitch work here, so can't really tell about it>>484201969mostly groups that fit a theme related to quantity owned and parking space needed/available>>484217578>pic relwhy would you get a knock-off when you can have the original? Many japanese cars are here now
>>484217578are you cucking him
There's a bug that allows paypigs to spawn a Deluxo while scoping out Cayo Perico.
Why does that one O'Neil look like Kent Paul
>>484126157just click on all three at once and jenette will leave you alone for that hour
>>484238280we'll get around to that in Decembert. r*
I wonder why they have dialogue that contradicts gameplay, for instance when getting the bank robber bounty Jeanette will to not get the police on you yet a scripted 2 wanted level is given to you that you can't lose until you get the bounty.>>484242324Deluxo won't in the paypig dealership for that long.
>>484243204>I wonder why they have dialogue that contradicts gameplayYou mean like the fact that they tell you to be stealthy, but stealth is almost never an option? Most egregious example is the prison heist.
>can stealth the first 2 floors of the office garage>enemies auto alerted on the thirdwhat was the point?
>>484215794the terminus is an absolute weapon offroad
>can stealth my way to the chopper>once you fly away>oh they saw youFuck off Jamal.
>>484256687I mean it's hard to miss a helicopter leaving
>>484236012I'll get there eventually, I'm sure.>>484236674No, I actually respect this man.
>the mentally retarded urge to redownload this pile of shit
>>484268961just do it
>>484268961Might as well enjoy it while you can
>>484258562but they know even when i teleport to the opposite side of the state>>484268961LoL you're addictedBtw >4th July on thursdaydo you think anything good will happen beside the 4th july items unlock?
>>484268961Welcome back.>>484277224>do you think anything good will happen beside the 4th july items unlock?A fantastic new cover will start.On a serious note, it took Rockstar 8 years to figure out that they could have fun on Halloween, but I doubt they'll figure out they can do the same for every holiday.So probably nothing besides the usual July 4th unlocks and discounts.Happy military gear discount and gaudy outfits day!
bring back ground fireworks
>about to be finishing up Mexico in RDR1Man it feels rough in a way. When I arrived to Mexico on this playthrough I was a little annoyed but the atmosphere also has a lot of really strong and good vibes. It's been a really good and emotional journey. I'm feeling so good about RDR now that I am taking time to do challenges and hunt for outfit pieces while doing the story instead of rushing the story and then doing almost all of the side content in the post-game
>>484278116>A fantastic new cover will startneat, i've something in mind
>kicked by a session joining error in a lobby I'd been in for over an hourthe curry code is breaking down and the streets are running brown with shit
The Purge, Day 1Enus Windsor, sold for $129150 Pretty sure I won this from the wheel long ago, and just left it with the livery it came with. Never really cared for the car. Haven't driven it in years. I'm sure there was a point where the only two cars I had was this and a stolen Banshee, parked in a 2-car apartment garage. I hereby return it to the universe.
>>484293612can't figure out why you may not have cared for a luxury coupe in rattlecan matte camo on offroads...
>>484293612except the Banshee is a high-end car that can't be stolen?
>>484297095a grand theft auto where you cant grand theft autos...
>>484293612I've put the windsor in my agency next to the jubilee you get with it, in the same colourI will never remove it because of how well it fits
>>484297095It was keepable back then.
>>483901883*lemoyne sunBut yes, RDR2 is absolutely full of sweaty aromatic women. Imagine Karen rubbing her sweaty tits all over your face until you look as sweaty as her, or imagine Sadie sitting on your face after a long hard ride...
>>484293612Well, that was very unwise of you.
>>484293612>bikini anon>getting rid of the car that comes with a matching bikiniyou done fucked up
Is it known whether or not any graphical downgrades were made to RDR2 since 2020? I'm concerned there were, and have notices a couple of things that aren't quite right, but I don't know if that's just me being hyper aware of any problems it has because of my concern. I keep getting irritated that it is.
>>484305194They added DLSS, which is a huge graphics downgrade but you can disable it.
>>484304108i want to pound this slutty dork in her anus
>>484304108It already matched what I was wearing: >>483896070Gotta make room, and it did not spark joy.Pretty sure I could get the car for free or something if I really wanted it back.
>>484305410I play on Xbox One X so I can't even toggle that stuff. It almost looks like they did worsen things on it, interiors look to have a glare to them that doesn't look right but I really can't be sure without a comparison, which is impossible given I can't revert updates sadly.
>>484305194All I can find is that they downgraded facial textures and hair quality on characters post launch, hardest hit being John's character mode.
>>484305670Don't worry, I'm prepared.
>>484293612mistakes were made
bloody uninsured Mexicans
I'm noticing quite a few little things that I don't remember being an issue when I played RDR2 in the past, it looks like AA is worse and on wet ground the graphics look muddied, and it almost looks like a graphical effect that dims things when you look at light like the sun is gone but I can't remember if that was something that just happened in camera mode or if it was a thing in the normal game as well.One of the things I noticed when I played years ago is when I tried RDO and was spawned in around Blackwater and Beachers Hope, it almost looked more beautiful than singleplayer and I heard that R* did the initial downgrade of singleplayer for the online mode, but I wasn't certain because I didn't complete the singleplayer and never got to New Austin so I couldn't compare. I might be overthinking it but the prospect of them downgrading this game bothers me.
>>484309116I could again, just be hyperaware.
>there's no bail office in Sandy Shores>the only one not in LS is in Paleto Baywhy
>>484309116>the prospect of them downgrading this game bothers meBit late on that fear, that shit happens all the time.Any game that gets updated over it's life eventually loses a bunch of polish along the way.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jwDqjFaL4cThis is one of the most egregious examples.
>>484309828What a shame.
>>484309815There aren't any shady looking buildings there that could be used for your stupid bounty business, and rockstar doesn't seem to want to spend time and money to make a new buildings.
did they ever make races profitable enough that people actually play them, or are they still a waste of time and nobody plays them?
>>484311230stunt races are pretty good when the lobby is full, otherwise you need to wait for double/triple events
>>484311230they did increase the payout in races a while ago and changed something with the time and money you make playing them. I just like racing and I'm a few away from 6000 wins.
>>484311230they're still pretty fun regardless
>>484268961that's over 100gb wasted on your hard drive, think about that
>>484310529True true, they're diverting all their energy on 6...
>>484278116I want that hat
>>484307425NTA, but that's a damn fine shot.
>>484317047Same, it's about time autists get proper representation.
>>484305670>>484307425>even the license plate says "anus" (4NUS)
>>484305410DLSS is definitely a downgrade from running it at native resolution, but if you have a shitty computer it's pretty nice. You'd be able to turn up the texture resolution even if you don't have a lot of VRAM. Since everything below high textures looks like absolute shit, it's a worthy tradeoff.
best shorts for the bail bond outfit?
just let us equip hats and masks wtf
>>484317225:|really? the screenshot I took with 0 thought is a "damn fine shot" ? Thanks, I guess.>>484317047It's a shame there's no crew logos on hats.>>484319416Any non-lace panties>>484307425Also this was a real bad retort on my part, let me try again:>call me a girl scout because I'm always prepared>that's ok, I've packed for that too>i gotchu senpai>good idea, bigger back seat on this oneAlright that's all I got...
>>484320665in the gta vi version of online this will happen for obligatory florida man fishing hats
How do I cope with the fact that this game unironically probably decreased my life expectancy with my experience playing gta online?
Mm, tried to make the Niobe look good without outright copying the i8. I think I did alright, but what say you?
>>484322951basically mine
Next thread >>484323320
>>484321070I've got a thing for yoga pants and thigh gaps
>>484324753Yoga pants cover next?
