Pakalive TV Vol.42 can be watched here: https://youtube.com/live/oGzsKnyRDUEPrevious: >>483345447>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Dream Journey (3*), Nishino Flower (SSR), Yayoi Akikawa (SSR)Free 10x SSR Support Rolls from 6/26 - 7/4Uma Musume: Pretty Derby English release confirmed: https://umamusume.com/Playable demo at Anime Expo 2024New Training Scenario, "Harvest! Full Stomach! Great Food Festival!" will release on 6/26>Harvest! Full Stomach! Great Food Festival Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1hBjeQ6J9SQVIOm5sfysy_G2L4ZNRC_ng_-aPZxFLlXg/edit?usp=sharing>New Uma Musume revealed: Dream JourneyBuena VistaBelieveCalstone Light ODurandalLegend Race vs Nakayama Festa & Swimsuit Gold Ship on 7/4Tachyon's Factor Research will return in JulyCM Dirt will be held in August, Chukyo, 1800m, mile, left, summerLoH Sprint will be held in July, Niigata, 1000m, turf, straight, summer, sunny>IP News'Umamusume Party Dash' will be released August 30 for Switch, PS4, and SteamThe Nintendo Switch version yields a free rainbow crystal voucherhttps://hachamecha-umamusume.jp/en/>Thread Circlesウマオオオオ (15 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Post ID in the thread and the leaders can invite you.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/up4f5Card Score Spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17nbTcHUPqq8O6h_4Z6cVXwfkgEbpgO1VHzdLf-3YSfw/edit?usp=sharingSupport Card Evaluation Doc:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iUV8pAc5-eXePJJA8hhgeJA6KjuCczjf68ZxdzYY4tM/edit?usp=sharing>Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst>/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)Register here: >>479911257Season 2: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=96596Season 3: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=102454
Stopped playing 30 months ago, but now I want to play again. Should I continue playing on the JP server or is it better to just wait for EN?
>>483542434Yeah bro 2 more years until EN release
I want to ____ Neicha!
>>483542468*pay taxes for
Teio Sho in about an hour.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGUBtTIuKUY
INT CB and Speed FKKTR were just added to battlepass shop. If this is how they're going to update it hoarding tickets for a specific obsolete card may have been the right decision after all
Waiting for Buena umapyoi.
>>483542804Reminder that Kaneko haven't yet won a G1 this year
Reminder that artist who draw uma leads existed they were just Korean, Chinese or Sea monkey and didn't bother posting in English until now.
Reminder that I'm gay
>>483543407How about you post in English?
>>483543407?
>>483543407uma leads?
Dacchis I'm back from my vacation and got kicked from the /uma/ circle. Can I rejoin?
https://x.com/juventusfcen/status/1805873637204832655Oh fuck, they're blowing money on juventus again
>>483544204We're all moving to global, anon.
sex
>>483544590There's a global server now? wtf happened while I was gone...
>>483542804Post the runners.
>>483544903I was joking. But the EN/Global version indeed was announced a couple of days ago. It's not out yet and there are no release date stated whatsoever.
>>483545347Sounds kind of DoA I'm not willing to ditch my nip progress
>>483544883SEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
if the translation toggle theory is correct, then newfags should start playing now with the free rolls
>>483546527it's in most likelihood incorrect
>>483546527>>483546774Doesn't need to be correct, just trick the newfags into playing the jp client
>>483546464Holy mogging
>>483546464how tall is taishin compared to journey
>3 years late>Still no launch dateIt's going to be 3.5-4 years late at this point.
https://x.com/nazono77/status/1805865374878929271>uma chibis freak like they just felt a ghost when you poke them
>>483548735are we the sundayman all along?
>>483548735mirako sexo
>>483546527starting the game now would be even worse than a fresh version 3 years late
>pull Vivlos SSR>have to double spark for LB3>get Gimlet stam twice during those pulls>do Janpokke pulls>10 3*s, all off rates, have to spark>do a 10 pull on Jaani, 3*>off rate dupe>lose all motivation to pull furtherDid they remove rate up from banners or something? It's insane to me how unlucky I am getting...
>>483548931yeah, there'd have to be some kind of crazy catch up mechanism. Just dumping people in now would be nuts.
Turns out you don't need orange bitch
>>483549293nah no way cygames doing another scam lmaoooooo
>>483549204>Pizza agli spinaciNow thats an interesting concept
>>483549293nyooooooooooooooooooo I rolled
>>483549293Real question, what does rijichou even do? I haven't seen her do anything except for the dates.
>>483542804in 2 bing
https://youtu.be/OwH1pp9uDzMTeio Sho in 5 mins, get in.
>>483550278>Hario that lowwtf?
>>483550278Nobody cares about sandnigers.
>>483549293I knew it. She felt pretty weak compared to Ryoka. Also her gold skill is trash.
>>483549293reminds me of the first day of aoharu when we thought the same thing
King the Sword!
Another Kita 2nd.. Kawada late to fire him up
>>483551082They really should ride Wilson like Kita running from the front
>clocks not allowed in the scenarioFor what purpose?
>>483551771Just gitgud.
>>483550705>uma mania in short/mile focused scenarioWhat the fuck were they thinking?
>>483552607uma mania is good
>uma mania>badis this why /uma/ can't win in CMs?
I tried to get Nishino MLB but I ended up getting 4 Rijichous and just 2 Nishinos. Still haven't used my spark so hopefully I get something in the next 70 free rolls.
>>483552894>>483553024It's not that good in short and mile races.
NAR official Teio Sho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWaw1vktZjI
>>483550278>Transcend's kid almost dead lastBro...
I just watched Bakushin take a huge bite out of an ice cream I don't think you're supposed to eat it like that are you ok Bakushin?
>>483553949Guess it's time to make another child, bro
>>483554195CAN'T GET BRAIN FREEZE IF YOU HAVE NO BRAINHAAAAAHAHAHA
"""Smart""" Falcon
>>483553386You got it mixed upIt's really good for short and mile races because its basically like ruler of mile but for everyone
sex?
CAFE SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
seeex
God, a run in this new mode takes nearly an hour.Take me back to Benis, Fr*nce and L'arc...
Gameplay is somehow worse than UAF but I really like the new live
sus
Just woke up. Do you guys go full speed or power genes in this new mode?
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>483544204ウマオオオオ? We have 2 slots open, probably won’t be kicking dacchis (except for the really bad leachers) this month since we couldn’t fill. Apply in-game or reply with your ID for an invite if interested.
>>483556502uma is made for salarymen to play while they commute
>>483559457I should get one of those car phone holders so I can play while blasting 100 mph down the I-95
>>483557320machitan is so fucking sex
>>483556780>>483556502And it's probably going to be like this for the next two modes, too. I hate it.
Right inside the Ooi racecourse station. Now this is targeted ads.
>Fatfuck has a vocal trackLMAO
Can't wait for Spe's Everlasting Beats with her daughters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPG8anyf7E0What. What is going on over at Cygay?
>New winning live album has a Cafe songSEXO
>all this complaining about the campaign length>last run only took around 35 minsSurely you guys can read what this button does, right?
>>483534416>>483562810https://www.cyberagent.co.jp/way/list/detail/id=30416>Kosaka: Another reason I was attracted to CyberAgent is that they have a company in their group that values creative quality. I believe that "The Idolmaster Cinderella Girls" developed by Cygames and the original IP "Uma Musume Pretty Derby" cannot be made without a love for content, and I respect their magnificent content expression.
umadacchi...
>>483559441Yeah I'll apply in game, I got kicked because I thought I could play in China but I couldn't so I couldn't mention I was going to be offline for a bit
>>483564452Hadn't seen anyone post her pre-race animation yet.
Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please marry me Buena Vista please
>>483565618You can't have my daughter until you prove to me that you're a good trainer.
>>483565328!
>>483565724silence dad, you use your daughter to finance your gambling addiction
Dacchi's I reinstalled uma on my pc but its stuck on loading. Anyone else have this?
>>483566460Try disconnecting from your VPN after opening the game but before clicking anything.Or just make it so your VPN only routes the DMM stuff.Unless your ISP is also blocked by the Uma server that is.
>>483565916It's not an addiction if I win だべ.
>>483566649Yeah I always disconnect VPN once UMA gets opened because else the game won't load. I reinstalled the game because I had soem translation mod and I read there was a crackdown on that. Now I'm stuck on Now Loading
>お茶漬け>rice with tea poured over itwtf
i always dont have enough food to cook wt f
>>483567131Look up the archive, I remember people that had some shit installed had to delete some random file for it to work again.I have no idea which one cuz I never used any mods tho.
>>483567521Skill issue.
So who do you guys think we'll get next? I was so sure we would get Dantsu first since she's also good at cooking, but then they just randomly drop Journey on us.I hope Buena is a few months away, I don't want to blow all my gems just yet.
you can tap the gardening chibis and they react10/10 gamemode
They could've given her a different outfit...
>>483569516Small indie company, please understand.
>>483568615Calzone might actually be next because of LoH
>>483568615I thought we'd get dantsu because of Takarazuka
>>483569516I'd rather she not wear anything at all.
>garlic rest>garlic race>garlic rest>garlic racefuck you
>>483570285Basado.
>>483567152Half the time, the "tea" is dashi.
>>483571058Umadashi?
>>483546464It's cheating, when you put her next to this ugly bitch she looks good.
>>483572054Orfe's not ugly, she's just weird.
>>483563343Wonder if they are going to make fujo anime together
Middle schooler
Middle schoolers
>>483573637Not my janny
I don't get it. They actually doubled down and made a more convoluted gamemode??
>>483574989I wouldn't say it's more convoluted than the last one, it's much easier to hit the quotas and you can easily catch up on what stats you are missing at the end, it for sure is confusing for now, but imo once we play with it for a bit it won't be as bad as UAF
>>483575315What is this hag doing?
>>483575289They need to add a super duper skip to bypass the constant animations. Even if you're trying to speedrun it it's like a 30 minute minimum runtime.
>>483575379Mating dance(it's super effective)
>>483575494Yeah, the skip should actually skip instead of just speeding up the animations.That should cut down a good chunk of time.
does it matter whether you actually add uma-related tags on, ehem, potentially lascivious depictions of umas on twatter when it comes to whether those posts get hit by DMCA?....
>>483575623
Goddamn new scenario got me exclaiming "by me" when they rub their fat tummies>>483575759Actually, it's far more important to single out the uma police and have them not sniff you out so they don't report your shit.
>>483574989it feels more like a rehashed grand live to me so farone thing that's for sure is you really want to use the g1 plate on every race and training during the ura finals
>>483576170there isn't some kind of sekrit blocklist shared around umashiko makers, is there? not like the notices tell me who i can block...
>>483549293>He rolled?>Dump it.
>>483575623me inside
>>483567131On the starting screen, click in the options in the bottom right corner if I'm not mistaken. Then, press the second button, it'll make you download around 18GB and fix the problem, I had the same issue.
>umapyoi with rijichouAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://x.com/UnknownSuzuka_R/status/1805248613242798448 The yakuza can prevent people from drawing porn and nips are actually okay with this?
>>483581117yes now surrender all your porn, gaijin
Finally
https://files.catbox.moe/mpcuaz.mp33分 cooking
>>483581405SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>483581117IT'S TOO LATEUMAS TOO S E X Y
>>483581432back to the pool you go Mirako!
retard spe forgot her live costume
+light hello
10/10 scenario for how cute everything is
>>483582295need random events where umas might forget lyrics when doing a live
see, when we focus on the プリティー part it works wonders
>>483584376>>483584853You get it, dachis
>>483581405I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her
sexxxxxxxxxxxxxx
If ever there was proof of the Yakuza owning this game, Vtubers suddenly having a puritannical tantrum about it and fearmongering about how "we might not get the game that was already announced to be translated coming out soon!!!!!!" Is that proof
>posting vt*bers>dubbed vt*bersoh my god kek
>>483589189Not to mention >twitter screenshotThese posts should be deleted on the spot if you ask me.
>>483588925Say what you will about Westerners, they do not give a shit about any developers wishes lolPorn will be made, and if you wanna keep the biggest market in the world for gacha games happy, you will let them make it. The only issue might be pathetic japanese players and weebs harassing artists, which can be fought against.
>>483588925Well Sunday does take their horses' license early and it took Cyg 5 years to get their trust back
>>483589284Very organic reply, totally not replying to themselves.
>>483588916who do nips say was the more impressive monster mare? aichan has a bit more G1s but gentil as one anon pointed out did take arima kinen which aichan never did, and both are hall of famers. also i don't have enough tanuki aichan gifs i need more beyond this and the one where she's running and pointing thanks
>>483589484You honestly believe cygames will be that pathetic that they'll stop a global release over the threat of lewd art? Do you not think they have considered the fact that it will happen anyway by virtue of having a bigger audience? This is retarded, even for you, Shay.
>>483589670I have no fucking idea who "Shay" is, I just know a thread derailing attempt when I see one and you're clearly that.I will not be making any further replies.
who tf is shay
"I will not be making any further replies" Nigga thinks he's KMR
>>483589897Shaygames you dumbfuck
>>483590012One of the subhuman discord e-celeb schizos from /gbfg/.Anyone name dropping them is also likely a subhuman from there as well, so just report and ignore as usual.
>>483590331And you know this because.....???
>vtubers>yakuza>muh umaporn activism>unrelated reaction picFucking lmao if you've ever seen someone with no self-awareness.Umaporn exists, they are all paywalled and the chinks and koreans have been drawing them for years now. The "yakuza" who attack people in twitter either the chinks themselves, uma antis, or actual cycucks. Not like the japanese follow the rules anyways, you can find porn even on twitter if you know how to look but all of them are hidden in their discord circlejerks that are invite-only.
>>483590614This, but honestly just saying "it's the yakuza" saves you most of the explanation.
>>483590614Hello where is the tanukishiko server???
Jaani is actually pretty cute bros.. can't get enough of sleep-deprived librarian girl type
>>483591231I don't think I've seen her her casual clothes yet
>>483590614that's why i can't actually take all of this shit seriouslycoming all over here to /uma/ to talk about porn activism when almost everyone here who knows where to look see umaporn everyday...
>>483591329
>>483589573
>>483591608Cheers.I've never played any of that Library of Ruina shit or the Lobotomy one but for some reason I instantly thought of them when looking at her design.
>>483590907>he does not have access to the ウマシコ channel
>>483592190I don’t want regular umashiko.I want tanukishiko.Tanuki Bakushin raping everyone…
This can only end in 3 waysEN gets shut down or even cancelled due to the big dogs (read sunday and shadai) pressuring cykeksSomeone actually pulls their license and all hell breaks looseOr nothing happens and that's boring
>>483592403futaba(2chan) set up a semi official discord recently cus of ddosing, tons of tanuki shit on there, Theres also a tanuki only server
>>483589424>owners are super protective of their horses>cygames had to change directions from Plan A to get everything backThat’s one of the reasons why I think Cygames will be very quick to pull the global server plug if things get out of control.
>>483592893>>483592970bro the gooks and chinks have been drawing umaporn for years and their server is still alive
if ever cygames has to pull the plug on global, it's defintely not because of porn but because it's earning jackshit lmaooooo
>>483593125Those are two countries, which pale in comparison to global in terms of exposure scale. Even if they spend less, the amount of eyes on uma will be at an all time high.
>>483591746ohnyoooooooo
Yeah they have granblue fantasy for generating money, right? LOLE
>>483592893Cygays will just DMCA everything posted in very public spaces as usual, and life will go on.It’ll probably EoS sooner rather than later due to lack of interest unless it triggers an autistic awakening in SLGs in the west.
>>483593305Yeah most westerners will seethe once they actually figure out what kind of game Uma is and how much they need to spend
>>483593408the big chunk of r18 ever created are because of chinks and gooks
>>483593125The difference is they keep it under wraps in their own forums, not parade in front of the world like westoids.
>>483593835and you think westerners wont do the same shityou really think mr porn artist who has more than 1k followers would risk drawing uma porn and posting it publiclyeven then umaporn exists on twitter still, you dont see them tagged
>>483593540Chinks and Gooks stay in their forums and nips are too proud to look through those gutters.But the west uses twitter and instagram, which are not only massive, but they share a space with the majority of the JP fandom.
>>483594192The artists aren't the problem. It's the consumers who will repost and "steal" the art.
Personally i think the Yakuza is a glorified gang people are allowed to like because theyre japanese and not Black/Italian and whatever they want should be ignored
>>483594198This >>483594192If you really think there are any sane artist who has more than 1k followers would post umaporn for "muh porn activism"Don't even get me into how much AI porn of uma is posted on twitter
>>483594192It depends how autistic the uma police get since they have throwaway harrassment accounts tracking umaporn and how big the retaliation is on the west side with freedom of expression getting suppressed.
>>483594192y-yeah who would be so horsbrained as to post it publicly with tags haha....
>>483594475>how big the retaliation is on the west sideyeah all of them just keyboard warriors, none of them artists who would wanna risk their follower counts KEK
i just had a taiki run where i constantly got ruining mood events wtf
Artists make a name of themselves by being contrarians, thats the entire point of art, its anti-corporate. Why do you think Rule 34 works the way it does? The less you allow, the more shit will be created. Only cygames seems to think otherwise.
That worked so well for them when they made art of a certain religion's prophet.
>>483594843Cygames doesn’t stop grub and priconne porn, and their initial pitch was fanservixe galore. So there’s probably a higher power hovering over cygames on this one. The guys holding the horse rights & the keiba fanbase at large, which also fought the otaku side in the game’s initial launch.
>>483594656>eah all of them just keyboard warriors, none of them artists who would wanna risk their follower counts KEK100% true
>>483595042If they didnt wanna me to fuck them, they wouldnt have put dick sized holes in that twinks hands, now would they?
twitter and pixiv has so much AI umapornwe dont need western artists when AI exists
oh my fucking god, shut the fuck up already
>>483596150there's no need for blasphemy but you are right
>>483596226Fuck your whore and horse mother I bet she fucks human men only
I’m hoping there’s a sibling event down the line, especially now that we have 2 sets of 3 siblings (The V sisters & The Stego gang).
All these yapping and not enough horse posting
>>483596150It is my uman right to hors noise.I will not be silenced.I will not be oppressed.All you can do it gib treats.
PRETTY
>pretty>shakur
>>483598830>inb4 it's just a cookie
pretty derby vs derby
Pretty?!?!?????
>>483599620
>>483598830no variashiko, don't try it
What's the difference between a uma and a pony
>>483599634CinGray is still cooler.
>>483588925>All these retardsEN is not gonna last 6 months
>>483599691We’ve been getting less pretty as of late, so this was actually nice.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAAULH4h6b8
>>483588925And what about horses themselves? AlsoWhy the fuck are you posting some vtumor posts from X.
>>483599052https://arca.live/b/umamusume/109835525?category=%F0%9F%94%9E&p=1
>>483599990I wasn't paying attention to the furigana
>>483601526
>>483588925Heartbreaking I have to agree with a Vtuber
>>483588925>yakuzaposting>en vtuber>it's fucking pippaOpinion discarded.
>>483588925>have horse game removed from the westI have a sudden urge to lewd the horses even more now
kill ecelebs and /vt/cucks
I wonder what happens if the licenses get retracted midway through?
>>483591746nyoooo
I ask of you, are you my trainer?
https://myanimelist.net/manga/165575/Zense_Reitetsu_Ouji_no_Uma_Deshita__Hito_ni_Nattemo_Anata_wo_Aishite_Ii_desu_ka?q=zense%20reitetsu&cat=manga
>buena vista ichiban ninki for 19 straight races in japanwow
>>483609798The streak was broken when Danedream who won the arc went to Japan Cup and became the most popular, Buena Vista then beat her.
https://x.com/galgardon/status/1805974795974308251
any upcoming foreign races nip horss are running in?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/120003844sexxxxxxxx
Can't wait to umapyoi the new umas in KK VRThank cygames for going full 3D...
>>483606827the f/go collab that will save this franchise
Real Impact will be obsessed with golf
if anyone's going to anime expo, ask them if they're gonna censor the uma-trainer relationships
>>483589189Where do you think we are?
save the schizoposting for when the game actually drops
I haven't read any of the tutorials and I have no idea what I'm doing, this new scenario sucks.
>>483618871It's just>farm crops>use the crops to make food>upgrade your crops>die if you don't make enough foodYeah it kinda sucks
>>483618871>get crops>cook dishes to get huge training boosts>keep rainbow streaks for point/crop multiplier>upgrade crops to get higher caps and improve dishesAnd don't forget that you can use recipe book for lower tier food in case you need SOME boost.
>>483619797Oh, and absolutely cook as much as you can early on since you get bond from that.
How was this shot allowed?
Can I just say how much I missed being able to get energy back from Int training
>>483621095nyoooooooooooooooooo
Is the new scenario easier or harder than UAF, I just want to click shiny buttons
What do you miss out on by not having the new friend card and at what LB is it good?
>>483588925>>483594192https://x.com/Eufoniuz1026/status/1806005003225907439Anyways here's a guy with 350k+ followers posting umanko a few hours ago.
>>483623008it's much easier to hit the quotas. Less RNG based I'd say since the ingredients aren't actually randomized, so the speed training always gives you carrots and so on and so on.
>>483588925>>483589284>>483602437>>483603812>>483604229i hail r18 uma content but western "artists" are all fucking garbage and cannot produce anything that is worth looking at
>>483584376>suddenly an anime opening starts playing
>>483623252Reported, thank you
>>483623252That guy's been drawing umanko forever. He finally got the balls to post it on his main. I wonder how long it'll take to go down, most of the guys that post umanko on twitter are a lot smaller so the umapolice never report them. There's an amazing pic of Maruzensky with cum gushing out of her pussy that's been up for nearly 2 weeks now, only about 300 likes on it though.
>>483623252Thanks, just subscribed to him.
>>483623817you can't say that last sentence without posting it
>>483623252I'd take AI slop over this.
>>483624980Only hint I will give is that the artist cosplays as bro and is a girl
Holy shit the new mode is so FUCKING slow. The animations are cute but there are just too many
The new dynamic BGM in this scenario is great
Is DMM unusable unless you're japanese now? Holy shit I cannot do shit even with vpn
>>483627519I already miss U.A.F and even that was a huge down grade from L'Arc.
>>483629441You can still go back go UAF at least, rip Arc
I want to go back to Aoharu, it had the most soul
How come Rice and Ulala get to have 2 scenario links? Ogurin should've been on this one...
>Aoharuyour taste is twisted and fuck you
Is the new scenario or UAF better for mile?
I'm still a UAF main
new scenario ofcjust keep watching your stam not getting too low because it will
Go back to URA and fuck your first ningen wife, Aoi.
>newma gets announced during stream and then gets implemented as playable the very next daywhat the fuck
>>483630370Going from URA to Aoharu was hype. Having actual hot-blooded rivals was a much needed change. And then MANT just had to ruin everything
>>483630870The wait for newmas is pain.
>>483630870They won't even announce the next new face in advance. Surprise umas are coming for you.
dont know why you retards think western artists getting uppity and trying to defy the 'guidelines' on twitter where nips still reside will end well the chinks and gooks at least make a semblance of hiding their sekrit forums and discord channels unlike twitterite#696969 who cares only about whatever fotm there is for clout
>>483630870>>483631223I like it better this way. It's more fun to be surprised than have most releases guessed with like 70% accuracy.
>>483623817her pixiv actually got taken down before because of the umanko, so now she only uploads it to her twitter
>>483632012Surprise umas would be fine if there weren't a giant backlog of umas like >>483631196 that were announced months to literally years ago that they're sitting on.
>>483630870Tsuru chan a never ever...
I really really hope after global Umacord can burn like a dumpster fire and something better can replace it because the admins/mods are essentially all insanely irrational, cliquey and unfun Tiktok horse girls which don't deserve to have highjacked the community this far.
>>483632589Someone's gonna get Biko'd at this rate, I think the oldest is Tsuyoshi now that Biko and Ikuno's been freed.
So are we just going to get "festival" scenarios with different themes in the foreseeable future? I wonder when we'll get another actual "race" scenario>>483630435Yeah I like the 2 of them but they've been really putting them in everything...
>>483634081>Girls who ride horses don't deserve the horse girl game
>>483630435Yeah, it should have been Oguri. Rice just makes no sense.>>483609798Her dad's also known for having long ichiban ninki streaks. Buena really is her father's daughter.
>>483635257Rice also has a big appetite, but she had her turn already so it should've been Oguri.
>>483635503Isn't Oguri in-game dad also a farmer/ex-trainer?
>>483632589I really want Verxina, but at this point I'd take Donna or Varia too. Like please, any of them. They're all 11/10 designs.
>>483632589Every time I look at 1-star Taabo I remember that it could always have been worse. At the very least, my sparks grow in proportion to the backlog of characters I'm waiting to spark so I'm set for the foreseeable future.
>>483608743but why? i still don't get the meme years later
Maybe I just suck or maybe it's because I don't have the friend card, but I can't make better short/mile umas than I could with UAF. I think this mode filtered me since it's not like I even need to upgrade my short or mile teams.
>>483632589Yeah it doesn't make sense, I thought they already announced this entire year's worth of umas during the anni, but now they add more...I hope I won't have to wait years for Durandal...
I really hope they reveal admire groove soon
Was Stay Gold one of those that was only a matter of time or was it a surprise in a permissions sort of way?
Still laughing at Seuinkeks for whining about not getting their hors for only a few months
Is there a reason they can't just regularly put up two uma banners at once? Or more.
>>483638696anyone who paid attention when the shadai president voiced his approval of uma knew it was only a matter of time
https://x.com/MiniHorseMKMK/status/1805530066367168567wtf is this real???
>>483638874I wonder what their "plan" was exactly?
>>483639492No, there is no proofs that hors is real.Don't believe their lies.
The roster is like, 80% Sunday at this point. Are they ever gonna name drop him?
>>483638874I remember planfag quit right before Sein got implemented. Rip that man. Also rip Chibanon, may his soul rest at the bottom of Tokyo Bay.>>483639846Whenever we get limiteds and the American circuit. So not for at least another 1-2 years.
>>483639846Meds now.
I heard Rijichou SSR is not so great, and some ppl are now testing Ryoka instead of her or even without any friend cards
>>483639846they kinda fucked themselves into a corner with cafe's "friend"same with golshi being kept an enigma for so long (I think we still don't know if she's even an actual student at tracen)
>>483640257I did a couple of runs with Ryoka and got similar results to Akikawa's card.Sample size is really small but still.
>>483640257Nyooooooo I rolled...
>>483640480Guess it's the great time to save jims or are they gonna buff her
>>483639846I'm telling you, that motherfucker is NOT REAL.
>>483640673That's what they all say…and then it GETS YOU
Is there an diminishing effect if I keep making the same dishes again and again? Like less points or something. I almost managed to clear every stage. I didn't clear the 5000pts mark because I lack some ingredients to make one of the dishes. Also, any moonruner could explain what are the bonuses for getting max level to one crop?
>>483640257Problem with rijichou is unlike the previous friend supports it becomes paperweight in the 2nd half when you no longer need to raise bond or go on dates. Also for whatever reason the bonus +3 to all is very undertuned, seems bugged.
Maybe we're all missing some huge gimmick with the new mode+support. Surely this isn't just a newer, fancier way to make you waste time raising umas...
>>483643590There's no such thing as wasting time when you're spending quality bonding time with hors.
>>483641684Getting max level crop gives you more stats when you make the last dish (G1 Plate) but only for the stat that crop is from (carrot for SPD, etc)
Does this game have big boobs or is lolislop?
>>483647903HOLY FUCKING CRINGE
>>483650391lolislop
>>483635257>Rice just makes no sense.
dacchis how do I get DMM working again
>Start the new scenario>The three goddesses just outright intervene in the mortal world and bless Richijou's cropsWhat the fuck? Why does Tracen get this special treatment?>>483638696Stay Gold was only a matter of time. People think that they're waiting to implement Honk Kong first since that's his final kino race.Though, I guess we won't get that anytime soon since we're still on the new reskinned mode every few months schedule.
>>483652830VPN
stop making threads on /ck/
>>483637463My beloved
>>483653262you mean... this?
>>483652830just install openvpn or some equivalent and have it on when logging into dmm sis
>>483653932I underestimated the depravity of marefags
>>483634507They're likely saving HK for next anni, considering stego doesn't have a model despite showing up in journey's campaign.
nyoooooooooooooo
Dorks
Basically unprotected sex
>>483659341sex is next
nyoooooooooooooooooshe knows
>>483662609buena-chan...
>>483626172Did anyone find this? I tried looking but came up empty and twitter is shitting the bed for me.
https://youtu.be/dO_kUM3tFOY?si=m2oSSZ_jQ2ivMg9D0:39 That's Stay Gold two places to the left of Pocket right?
Lmfao
New master challenge when
>>483669818Great sibling dynamic.
Durabros...
>>483673308I'm still stuck with only Janpokke and Maru, so I'm not making any meta builds anytime soon
>>483673308Well that's just how it is
>>483673308>nishitno>SS tier
>>483673819I mean, a max of 30% training bonus is pretty good.
>>483674068That guy just hates Nishino for whatever reason
Is this the first scenario where they didn't introduce any new characters?
>>483674485yes, the only thing that's changed is that you can date Rijicho now
>>483674485You now remember MANT
>>483674679Oh that's right, I had forgotten that Etsuko was the main focus of that scenario.
>making a separate versionThey know the only model that works is the Granblue one where English is just a language option on the original game, why do Cygames keep going the failed outsourcing route? Xsneed fucked up the Versus launch too.
>>483675237Because making it an option is a pain in the ass and will slow down updates even more. And with separate server they can just EOS it in month and say "oh well we tried"
finally, looking forward to play with my wife for a year before end of service
Red Rum when?
Durandal
I caught up with the entire thread and no one is discussing the new scenario. You dachis are having any success with it?
>>483673308What LB do you need for power Ramonu to make her good? And what's the deal with her ability(gametora says >undefined skills)
>>483678071>keep some vegetables after you have reached enough pts for 大満足 for later use>12000pts is needed to get 超満足, which reduces required vegetables for G1 plates from 100 to 80>keep enough vegetables in senior for 6 G1 platesthat's all I've learned
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLYhttps://x.com/awofujiiro/status/1806238167030181910
>>483679569ahemSEXOOOO
Cafe playing with my ninjin
You will use the Richijou card.You will date Richijou.You will grow those fucking crops.
>>483678071I HATE VEGETALS
>>483678071I am but I'm mostly just feeling things out until free rolls end so I can MLB Rijichou and Nishino.
>>483678071Having a hard time making guts and int high enough since I'm going full speed and power.
Love it whenever I make a a girl with their most highest rank by complete accident and there some things I'd like to improve on to make her even better, I then proceed to struggle to not only make back to a new record but also can't even touch back in the range of the ranks I made before (UE-UD2)
>>483678071I did two runs and only got UG9. I usually get around UE2 with the same deck in UAF. I thought I was playing it right but maybe I'm missing something. I pass all the cooking stuff and got enough to cook GI Plates in the URA stretch
>Journey leaves her trainer on a journey to meet her anego>Stegodai Yusuke talks about the journey we take while Everlasting Beats plays in the background>ends with Journey finally going back to her trainer, her "place to return to".Man it's been 6 months since I bawled like a bitch from an uma story.
stegosaurus...
THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF WEIRD DOGS IN THIS WORLDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YX6h61C7PE
>>483686660I really liked that juxtaposition between her menacing side and caring side for Orfe and (you). Also using Everlasting Beats instrumental ver. for scenes is cheating. The ending for Cheval's scene with all the successors made me real emotional when it played there too.
Meikei Yellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mOeXjLI6CE
so which veggies should be prioritized to level?
>>483692997Carrot>poooooooo>chili=strawberry depending on your needsGarlic should be fine at level 2
>>483688750I love that they use Everlasting Beats every time there's a scene between parents and child. Can't wait for Spe and Buena's Everlasting Beats moment.inb4 they're both too dumb for emotional moment
>>483691970Hors cute.
Ohhhhh you can get more stats from racing too.... I didn't realize there's a new button until 3 races done. But I guess it's only useful for the URA races since regular races give so few stats that the boost doesn't add much.
>>483695217So far I've only used it on objective races to get rid of garlic if I'm about to cap.
>>483695495Do you never train Stam? I don't usually train for short/mile so idk how low the bar is for the minimum Stam requirement for races
My first run of the new scenario concluded with a UF. Like all the other scenarios when they first released, I was just fumbling around with all the new bells & whistles and reading through the story, the live was cute too. I will try to see if I can make something around UD (if my deck allows for that)>>483695217I also noticed you could this way to late into the run, only noticing when the Finals prompt you to use them lol
>>483696461>My first run of the new scenario concluded with a UF.Pretty much my first experience. But I'm starting to make UE9 now with non MLB Rijichou and Nishino. Feel like I can easily hit UD if I just got more Nishinos.
>>483696372Not at all unless it's early in the run and I'm just trying to raise bond. For this scenario you really don't want to click on non-rainbows because you lose out on points to upgrade your crops and you won't have rainbows on stam since short/mile decks don't take stam supports, unless you're an oonige memer. Even for the longest mile tracks you only need around 700 to be safe and you can reach that by just bringing stam inherits.
>>483696372Well for the coming 1000m LOH in particular,Nige: 550 minimum, 900 to be "fully safe"Senkou sashi oiko: 500Oonige: you can literally be overcap (1200+) and you'll still die if there are 2 ooniges to proc 位置取り争い. Just how the game worksBasically stamina should be free for everyone but niges
>>483697615>>483698062Okay thanks dacchis. I should really read the guides fully instead of just skimming them
>>483691970who'd they breed her with?I was gonna guess epi but that might be too much sundayman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqRpVkhumAw>you can get uc2 in the new scenario with tsurugioh shit. I thought people were memeing when they said you don't need the chairman
Should you even level stam at all in the farm?
>>483703450+11 heals and unique bonus too good
>>483702230They're talked about it in the video, seems like it's still up in the air.
>>483703450+3 veggies, flat is just too weak. Also Ryoka's unique is broken af.
>>483704203ah.if canola has retired from stud then they should do bread to create the ultimate giganiger with negligible inbreeding
>>483704014Level 2 is enough so that you can still have a decent hoard of garlic for making power meals. I feel like leaving it at 1 limits you a little too much later in the run, but I guess theoretically you can get something to level 5 a few turns earlier if you ignore it.
>>483691970Hopefully her kids will be able to run with Sodashi's kids.
Buena's shobufuku really does look like an idol outfit
What deck is everyone using? I gave 1spd/1pow/2guts/fren a go and it looks decent, but not enough to hit caps
everyone from the '21 okasho is retired now...
life goes onnew legends will come
>>483706878And years too early for Reinas's kids vs Sodashi's kids
>>483687837will contrail be a true yamato nadeshiko?
>>483708898She's gonna be the plain MC #114514Or the boyish girl to Tact's girly girl
what happened to Arrivo...
>>483706878Shaffy, Jack, and TO Royal are the last three turf G1 winners from the 21st gen.I really hope Shaffy win something this year, he need another G1 title to match his bros.
>>483713207How can you forget Ten Happy Rose
Do I redeem my battle pass tickets for MLB kita or do I wait for something else to hit the shop? I almost have 2 rainbow crystals
>bgm and field changes depending on seasonsovl...
what LB does the new friend card become good at?
>>483714407Yeah might as well, other cards there are decent, but Kita is pretty good
>>483714697Use Ryoka instead unless Cyka announces a buff
>>483713207isn't Shaffy going to a bong race soon?or am I thinking of Obamburumaialso I want stella to finally win a g1, I hope he goes to akiten
>>483714904Then I'll do just that. Thanks
I only just now realize that Gochi Week was the prelude to this new mode.
>>483715780akiten could have a really good runners this year>douce>palace>prognosis>sol>blow the horn>bellagio opera>jack (?)>liberty(?)>stars on (?)>iguazu (?)>gaia (?)>3yos kikka refugeesHOTY is pretty open for everybody so i expect them to showed up in the race
>>483718498Holy...
>>483718485>doucehe's going to the arc againI think tasti and durezza will go to akiten
>>483718485Oh yeah, where ARE Stars and Liberty? They've been resting for three months now, was Dubai really that bad?
>>483715007I hope not, I like that it feels balanced and yayoi/ryoka/none are all viable with different tradeoffs. They're definitely going to buff the scenario link bonus though.
After 3 runs I finally figured out how to play the new scenario. I didn't realize making food for URA races would give you such an insane stat boost. It's not better than my UAF Curren but for a first try it's pretty good. Also, I used ryoka.
>>483703450>>483704221chairman builds have gotten upper UCs like UC5-7
https://japan-forward.com/grade-1-retired-racehorse-sanctuary-meto-the-cat-hokkaido/Metooooooooo
>>483673308>my entire deck but orfe was downgrade to S rankrough...
>>483723559meto debut when
>>483723559cuuute
>>483719407they got injured, apparently
It seems like you never have to rest in the new scenario, especially if you bring ryoka
>>483718485the fuck happened to jack anyways, he hasn't been seen since last akiten
nyooooooooooooo
>>483728404He was injured and is training again now.
>>483719407https://www.chunichi.co.jp/article/893644https://news.sp.netkeiba.com/?pid=news_view&no=264565>>483728404https://www.chunichi.co.jp/article/847063
>>483728852seeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxx
sub-500 stamina for short distanceneed it or keep it?
>>483731506You would need 1700+ guts for that to work on mile.
>>483728852I don’t have 3000 yen hors, please don’t mug me.
is summer Bamboo good for short?
>>483732163a cute
>>483728852>got banned from umacord for thistypical tyranny.
>>483732163I'm gazing.
>>483732163MATEBREEDCOPULATE EVEN
Just woke up from a comaDid I miss Gentil?
>>483737125welcome backNo, not yet
>some EN retard on twitter already got kneecapped by the umapolicelmao
>>483737125They announced Buena Vista and confirmed Stego’s in while you were vegetabling.
>>483739069EN can insist on all the porn they want, but they cannot match the pure and distilled autism that is the uma police.
>>483732163I'm gazing
I wish Uma were real and 2m tall
>>483703450nyooooooooooooo I rolled...
Is this some reverse Throne Situation?
>>483739081>while you were vegetabling.Anon was playing a beta build of the current scenario!!???
Bring back l'arc
>>483722846just look at the deck in the vid. It can definitely go even higher. you can also hit uc without using a friend support
>>483739315more like umaporn cartel
>>483741397You still need Nishino.
So, when english version?
>>483744349three months before global eos
:D
>>483739315how does one join the uma police?
>>483739702
Nyo...
>>483743040I'm with UMATCO, start talking.
>>483745891You could've just told him to fuck off back to /v/
>>483745941Bro, your stamina...
>>483743678it might be over for me, 230 rolls and only 2 nishinos
another day another fucked up ten roll
>>483747169if you're going for that second spark then you can easily max her
>>483746274Yeah I realized that I have to click stamina more. I also thought I was overcooking at the beginning but by the end I didn't even have enough points to get the discount on the final tier dish, plus being low on veggies (￣ω￣;)
https://x.com/takaa1975/status/1806258035637301408
>>483747375I'm probably going to bail once I MLB Rijichou and I only need her one more time to do that...
I JUST GOT BRIDE MAACHAN
where's my bride mayachan
>>483748206What a waste. We still have 5 more days of free rolls, might as well just finish that spark. I was also in the same position as you during Ryoka's gacha, I still finished my second spark despite already having her at MLB because I wanted to max my Orfevre. Having broken support cards makes the game more fun.
what LB does nishino get good at
>>483749034alright you're starting to change my mind, but I really need to see what my next free rolls are first
This entire time I thought I had gotten 2 nishinos but it was actually a different offrate nishino SSR I got the first time
>>483752027Nyoooooooo...
Man it's so nice to regain energy when doing int training again.
>>483703450I can't even get UD yet.
>>483752643same
Canon wife...
>>483756208She canonically can't cook though.
>>483758008It's ok, she can learn from everyone else
>>483758008I bet you are feeling really silly right now
:3
:<
>NOOOOO you can't block the porn artists you will regret thatIt's funny seeing the same arguments come back again.
>>483766909SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How do I acquire an uma gf?
>>483734448Dude. You got warned like 13 times in Umacord.
>>483731506>>483731709>>483734448Idiot
Don't post on /uma/ but don't know where else to post this. Dropped this game recently. I have MLB bis support cards and 5* characters too but it's just too much now. I was already not doing my dailies but now they expect you to grind 1.5mil points instead of 1mil for story events, grind battlepass, grind other mini event slop, and four new scenarios a year instead of two. All the while competing in new endgame modes that aren't champion's meetings, which typically require building three sweat horses instead of just building one and running throwaway debuffers. Not to mention new scenarios used to be able to get away with 0-1 lb group/friend supports but now require MLB which is terrible investment considering how shortlived each scenario is now. Can't believe I actually missed mei rng in the game but compared to tsurugi it doesn't even come close. They both give their effect at 60 bond but mei gives 25 free at 0lb while tsurugi needs MLB just to get 25 start bond and mei doubles her actual frequency when tsurugi has seemingly no improvement at all... I really did enjoy this game. The best parts are watching your horses race over and over again and stream sniping jp streamers whenever you get a good horse. The gameplay is actual shit though and the direction they've been taking is just more rng grind. The only improvement is cards they release no longer agemasen but you still finish scenarios without completing their event chain anyway... And to play endgame and compete in group a you need S distance, inheritance from some niche accel skill a recent uma has the exclusive gold to like kita, on top of getting good trainings and your required gold skills. This game should have been less grindy over time but the opposite is true. I'll still jerk off to laurel and maybe I'll come back and build her again for a bit when arima kinen comes around if things haven't been powercrept to hell but overall my enjoyment for this game isn't enough to justify the time spent anymore.
>>483769381Don't tag my posts with your faggotry
Didn't read
Reminder
>>483769606damn bro, congratulation or im so sorry for you
Battlepass grind is non existant tbqh, just play the gameThe rest isn't exactly wrong, just sounds like you shouldn't be playing PvP if it frustrates you that much though
I just train my hors with whatever I got because I love training hors
>>483769381>he can't even impersonate people correctly on an anonymous imageboard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhwzhBVqIIsThronesisters, we're so fucking back!
>dicksword dramaKill yourselves
>>483771559Holy mother of skill bloat
>>483770850I know too much optimization to not focus pvp if I play this game bwo and it's not the pvp itself that's bad. I can make winner horses readily enough. Full armor fuku has carried me time and time again bless her heart lmao even outperforming my laurel. It's just that you used to be able to get a decent horse in under ten runs if you have a decent parent yourself and scout a godly parent on lookup. Now it's more like twenty runs and even if you get lucky early I still felt compelled to keep going just to get the free support even though the shit I had was already miles better
Yellow girl in food scenario.. need it or keep it?
>>483772042I'm someone that only has a single UD and generally struggles with any scenario that isn't L'arc so I can't exactly relateJust enjoy the cute horses
>>483769606congrats you are free nowtry gakumas if you don't want to be bothered by pvp again
https://x.com/mashiro16462504/status/1805927281380241853She looks so happy bros
>483769606>playing like it's esports>for a gacha about horsngmi
>>483776120You actually might be onto something. I spent over 10k on BanG Dream and never regret any of it. Spent thousands of dollars on revue starlight and pixel gun 3d each and regret both of those. I've also spent a little bit of money on games like master of eternity, identity v, pokemon masters off the top of my head but those amounts were small enough to not really amount to anything. While I've never spent on uma I do plan on whaling on them when I visit japan at some point. So yeah it might be the pvp. I haven't spent money on gacha itself in years though. Have e2s1 silver wolf, e6 topaz, and e2s1 firefly all f2p on honkai star rail and will probably do something similar on wuthering waves if I end up enjoying wuwa longterm. Uma used to be a joy but now it's more like a chore. Don't regret playing it though even though I played it mostly in isolation. I've just moved on.>>483778393I was bred on videogames bwo. My baby games were Shogun Total War and Battlezone II and played other games of those franchises as well. I'm naturally competitive. Would actually still be doing professional pokemon if it weren't so shit now. While I don't do that anymore I still play an unrelateable amount of videogames everyday lmao
>>483769606I feel like many share your sentiment, I do for the most part. This game just keeps getting more grindy, which may prove detrimental in the long run; having to keep track of meta changes, powercreeps and more nickeling & diming for cards that will most likely be obsolete in the course of a few months is why I've been seeing a few streamers stop playing. This, along with PvP modes ostensibly incentivizing you make debuffers or attempt to go against overwhelming powerful meta horses just keeps getting more absurd with every new Chanmi. Having to go against already powerful meta horses, on top of hellish powercreep and scenarios having incredibly stingy RNG, just casts more doubt on if rolling for what we had previously called "human rights cards" is even worth it anymore. Like you mentioned, these cards just seem to be downscaling their benefits to even use them, and even though the new scenarios give you the ability to build "stronger" horses, you can still be handicapped by a single card in your deck being obsolete, even if it's maxed limit broken (I know this point all too well.) They seem to want to make scenarios built for specific distances and aptitudes, which is probably them trying to bring power cards back into the meta proper, but we'll see if this model proves to actually get somewhere in the future.
I ain't reading all that niger.
>>483782245[x] touch snoot
>>483782245Hishi is a cute!
>grind 1.5mil points instead of 1mil for story eventsStopped reading there. I do 1, maybe 2 x2 runs per day and still have enough leeway. If you train for PvP you should be doing way more, post doesn't make sense.
any upcoming foreign races with nip horss?
>>483786801Not until autumn. There are some EU-trained Deep's descendants this week though
Summer mares
>>483768919>warning for safe KK stuffyeah sure lol typical tyrannycord
>>483789123>Not until autumnwait, I thought Obamburumai was going to a bong race
>>483791959He decides to stay home for Sapporo G3 later in August
>>483786801>HK race>sandnigger race>US racesurely they'll add the other areas where JP failed to win too? They did add the infamous french-
>>483792118nyooo...>>483792139there's the korean races that JP traditionally wins...
https://litter.catbox.moe/c775h0.jpgquest 3 is probably my best investment for a while!
The new live is so cute
>>483792275>>483792547>>483792614>>483792765CAFE SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
meds schizo
Can you really call it a live when like half of the duration is more like an MV
>>483789483Verxina's moderate breasts make her look far lewder and more breedable than donna tbqh
>>483793750gay
>>483793750Sounds like something a second place loser would post.
>>483793891>>483793927I want to get a loser pregnant...
>>483793679Does it matter
SEEEEEEX
>>483794723sex cafe....sex cafe...sex cafe!!
This new scenario....!!!
>>483793679Bro, you're transforming?
>>483795016why mares are so erotic...
MARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARESMARES
true
Question, why there memes of speek asking 30k yen from her kouhai?
>>4837964593k, not 30kit's an old 2ch keiba meme that predates spe, she merely inherited it
>>483769606>grind 1.5 milDouble stamina and one daily run>Grind bpOne daily run and you're done in two weeks>Grind mini eventDo nothing and get free rewards.>Four new scenariosThree at best.>Building one hors and running debuffersUh-huh, surely that worked on short/mile.Nice pasta but try playing the game next time. And pvp was always a grindy rng hell, that's "endgame" for you.
>>483795016Take care of her or she'll cry.
thronechads we may be back
>>483800476Throneniggas never die, we lay dormant, then rise to the call
ikze suspended for fighting fellow jockey
>>483800960WHAT
>>483800960Did he talk shit about Curren?
>>483800960Just like all his hors...
>>483801059KINO
>>483800960ikze was drunk and bossy to another jockey, who responded by smashing ikze's phone. they were separated by other jockeys on the screen, but later ikze called the other jockey out to the lobby, where they argued and proceeded to fight.ikze is suspended for 4 days and the other jockey for 2.
>>483801298mare pits...
>>483801538IKZE is slowly turning into the hors he rode...
>>483789483Why did he delete the post on X?
>>483800476>>483771559What makes Throne good in this scenario?
>>483802319rainbow bitches
>>483801538>your waifus are shit, shitttt>fight me broikze...
Hey guys how good has to be my phone to run the game without being a hot/slow potato?
>>483803074https://umamusume.jp/device/
>>483803074Basically anything after 10th genI'm unfortunately on IPhone 6S atm
>>483784228>>483797842This is a gacha game. Dailies shouldn't take more than five minutes. I'd rather grind thirty hours in two days than have to do that for an hour a day spread over thirty days and that's exactly what I did. I would scout out private lobbies in advance with a test horse for a few weeks and prospect with that. Then when I've decided what to build I grind it all out in a day or two and ideally that would be all the training I would need to do for the month. Sometimes my judgement is spot on and I crush every target I had in mind and other times I misjudge the population of a certain build or strategy. For example in short/mile as you said I built betweener nishino flower heavily stacked with midleg speeds to beat out UD9 summer bamboo sweats and tons of people running ball ruby because of new toy syndrome and cleaned house with ease but come the actual champion's meeting leader strat was just as overpopulated with taiki shuttle and gang as always and overshot the target strategy mark by a mile which actually ended up with me losing to a bunch of UD3s that would otherwise have no business beating me due to traffic jam shenanigans. Speculating on races is the real gameplay for the game. The rng hell is just the packaging. The dailies should have been around racing and not training. It feels bad to have to do training for events when you've already built the horse you wanted for the month. And having to do that three times a month for three horses when debuffers aren't an option and two of which you don't care nearly as much for feels extra bad.
>>483801538>>483801647kek
>>483801647>turning intoHe was always like this. He beat up some whore at a hostess club back in 2016, too.
>>483802258Probably because it's just a wip and content for his future artbook doujin. He hasn't finished Vivlos and the backgrounds too.
>>483804989But that piece looks finished, he also didn't delete this wip you posted either.
>>483802258someone likely uploaded that in booru
>>483805150Are you talking about this one? This is the wip version, not the finished one with the detailed Verxina like the deleted one
>>483805131Could be that he noticed a mistake and decide to recorrect it. Could be any other reason.
>>483804865based?
gentil is still up, maybe he wants to make adjustment to verxina https://x.com/vococo1124/status/1803401817671528726/photo/1
>>483805354I mean, he was cheating on his wife with the whore, so not really based.
>>483805587so BASED
Kek. Cursed party.
Is there a personality test to know which Uma is like you or which you would like?
>>483811785There was one that was popular on twitter at one point, but I lost the tweet a while ago.
marriage with durandal (my beloved)
>>483811617So sexo
>>483812787So sexo
huh this might be the first scenario where I can't get even as close to making good umas as the last scenarioi might just need to find streams of how other people do it...
I constantly get 32k~ umas and I think with a bit of luck and better veggies management I will get my first UD
>>483815842probably not until half anni
How do I play this new scenario dacchis? Went in blind and my horse is worse than L'arc scores
https://x.com/N8xhjWHWUT17926/status/1806579391872528643
>>483817716There's a guide in the OP
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/1806612676086489116
My wife is so beautiful.
>>483820060You can't have my daughter.
>>483819648ROUNDLIKE THE SUN
>>483819648Jesus Christ, even Falko's VA is round like her character.
>>483819648ayo wtf, Falco got even round unlike the last time I saw her in the race
>>483821071
Having to save these senior dishes is giving me MANT flashbacks lmao
>>483820060more sexo than speekmore face of the franchise than speekbetter heroine that speek
Nice point, unfortunately >gook drawingConsider picking a better artist from now on.
Try using>green textcorrectly from now on.
sexxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>483823315sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
DIGISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
too young
leave
>>483824579sexooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stop thinking about sex all the time
Hors should be less attractive then
shes eating carrots raw with the skin still on...
>>483827313Nothing wrong with that as long as you wash them
>>483827313I just saw some twitter retard still denying that she's Northern Taste
>>483771264Umas are hot and Cygames themselves are sexualizing them. Get over yourself.
SEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>nishitno
Holy shit she's absurdly short as Bono is absurdly big
>>483827585flatwife
>>483776120>gakumasWhat emulator should I use to play it on pc?
>>483834684They all suck, wait for the official PC version if you really want to, they said they were working on one in one of the update livestreams.You're better off running it on your phone and using scrcpy to mirror the screen to your PC if you want.
>>483835376Oh if they're developing a pc version then I'll just wait for that. Thanks.
>>483835572It'll probably be on DMM btw, seeing SfP is on there as well.
MACHITAN SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Looks like they posted it againhttps://x.com/vococo1124/status/1806663464103874837?s=19
>>483836843SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Dear diaryThe horse was fat
Cafe is sexo
>>483844113>250gb ssdCheapass twitter user lmao
please talk about the scenario more, i need more insight on what to do
>>483845425basically
https://x.com/oricon_anime_/status/1806572045582700774Amazon VA gave birth
my wife...
>>483846281Who's the sire?
>>483846386me
I thought Richijou was a loli BBA but she's just a normal loli, huh.
>>483828829I hope they remove the bath scene from global.
>>483845425cookmax
>>483829390Her proportions make her look like an actual midget though.
>>483845425>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hBjeQ6J9SQVIOm5sfysy_G2L4ZNRC_ng_-aPZxFLlXg/editRead nigga.
>>483846919She is an actual midget!
>>483846919anon had you saw the videos already? she is a fking midget
Yeah.
www
>>483847162>>483847014I mean in comparison to other small umas.
>>483849076basically Tamamo Cross tier
Same height as Biko
>>483812787I need
i just got a very bad run, not my worst, but definitely umpleasant
NuOrfe is pretty!
>>483858028True but I still miss old Orfe
>>483847218BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>483858664The alts are generally lame as hell but I still have hope they'll give her one similar to her OG look one day...
>>483859237It will be a salt in the one if they show a support card that uses her old outfit...
>>483859697I'd personally be fine with it because at least they're acknowledging it
again, a katsuragi ace based prequel would be pretty damn good
>>483872958>prequelto cingray, right?
>>483846547proofs?
>ryusei sakai is only 3 years older than methe man will become a legendary jockey and i will get to witness it ? fuck yes
>>483881271At least you're not a manlet, right?Right?
>open youtube>get recommended the cm again>sure why not>fuck is wrong with these retards?
>>483883038i'm 197cm tall but i would kneel to sakai if i met him
This is what happens to your Uni when you neglect kashikosa.
I hope the new scenario dropping doesn’t mean they skip the summer trip event, it consistently has the best looking alts and I was hoping my uma might get one this year. But judging from the gacha dates and the new Rice alt they’re probably skipping it.
uma sale
I'd be surprised if Bono doesn't get an alt for this scenario
>>483890898does she have a new outfit?
>>483883402>literal who makes porn of a horse girlnothing happens>big artist makes porn of a horse girlnothing happensNo one actually gives a shit. The only thing that actually matters is if the game is profitable.Porn is already being made of all the horses.To date has ANY horse actually been removed/changed from the game?The people in power only care about maintaining an image and making money but aren't actually going to do anything.I don't want to believe anyone here is actually dumb enough to think these horse owners actually care about the "image" of their horses outside of it being profitable to them.
I just read Akikawa's support card stories, who is her mother that she keeps on talking about?
The new scenario is really cute, I wish I could train Creek in it.I want to farm with her and cook with her and watch her eat, is that too much to ask?I mean yeah the photo mode exists but yknow.Here's hoping for next scenario to be Long focused.
>>483895003The next scenario will probably be dirt focused.
NEXT SCENARIO BETTER BE LONG DISTANCE AND YAKINIKU FOCUSED AS AN APOLOGY TO BRIAN
>>483891793Not that I've seen, but it feels like she should this scenario is basically made for her
>>483896521Nice scenario for all of 5 horsesNew scenario specific event where it ups your dirt aptitude like in inheritance.
https://x.com/NLstaff/status/1806503204915728461good lord what a wonderfully spoiled cat
>>483896521The fact that Dirt was one of the of the categories in the evaluation event probably means they aren't giving it a dedicated campgaign.
>>483799013god i love cuddly needy horsies like this, must be nice for the grooms too as opposed to getting kicked and bitten
don't gamble
>>483903405
Update on divegrass, we'll be playing against /hgg2d/ tomorrow. We're the third game of the day!
>>483905742I think we're fucked
>>483905906Don't lose your faith just yet.
I believe in Halu Ulala.
Can't get a screenshot because it's too quick, but does anyone else get a black screen except for the chibis when they're cooking for the tasting party? I've never had anything like this before.
>>483910640Haven't happened to me yet but I do get really annoying random freezes
>>483905742I hope we can win on my birthday
>>483910640I've played the new scenario on DMM, on my phone and on my tablet and haven't seen that no
>>483905742>put against the team that dealt the biggest blowout todayWell this will be interesting, but I have a lot of faith in our team, we will win this!
So, is the scenario Laisu alt next or are we getting one of the mares?
>>483913868Please not the latter ffsI'm already unbelievably broke
>>483905742I believe in our team
>>483913868>the scenario Laisu altmost likely this
>>483913868Why would Raisu get an alt when she already got a new unplayable look? Or are you implying that apron Raisu is going to be rollable? That'd be nice
>>483915612It's pretty obvious, the Chikezzo alt appeared in the UAF scenario as well, I assume it will be the same with the daughterwife Laisu
>>483913868When UAF launched, the Ticket alt didn't come out until the next monthly event and Transcend came out instead, so I say it's a coinflip between newma or Raisu.
>have to wait at least 3 more years for another chance at Summer/Valentines/Xmas RiceI hate it.
>>483916086We'll be lucky if we even make it that far.
>>483916459Yeah, there’s a real and significant chance we’ll all drop dead from masturbating to mares too much by then.
>>483916563>>483916459you have to believe
>>483916725based whitepill dacchi
>>483905742>>483905906We can win!
>>483916725Have you considered that trillions die via spontaneous human combustion every year from masturbating to mares too much?
nggh damn horse girls have me acting unruly tonight ggrrr
>>483917240T-That's not possible!
>>483917240i'll combust inside the mares if it's the last thing i do
>>483915612Apron Raisu?
>>483916020I forgot about how long it took for Ticket because I was too busy with bro but i could've sworn that the other scenario alts like Falco and Dia came out fairly soon after the scenario support gacha.
>>483918041Banana Falco was announced and shortly released after the 1.5 anni streamSame deal for frog Dia and Golshi releasing after NTR released for 2.5 anni
don't forget new years neicha
>>483917491You’ll just have to trust me.Meanwhile no such thing happens to those who do the same to short-wearing boy-stallion uma musume.
Bread...
>>483926874>>483926874>>483926874
