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Woman who was Cucked to Death edition (Mogh did literally nothing wrong, Varre was right+honest about everything)

>Latest patch
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-112
>skibidi update
https://www.eldenring.jp/newsdetail/news_detail_240626_1.html

>Main information document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Group password
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>Previous
>>483550863
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>The circlet of light which adorned Miquella's head as he returned in divine aspect.
So Miquella already attained godhood? And he did nothing?
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it drives me insane that a $100 game is capped at 60 fps in 2024
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>>483562492
that was his cockring
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Miquella is Torrent
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Today I'm going to kill the Four Mausoleum niggers
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Did the Dryleaf Arts weapon have some debuffs while attacking with it or did it not? If so, what are the exact details?
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AAA FUCK YOU FROM I DON'T WANT YOUR BUFF
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What's that?
You got your ass beat by the DLC boss again?
Time to toughen up and stop being a sissy.
Get back in that boss room and make sure that boss acknowledges your superior ability this time.
Go get him champ.
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>>483562538
Bruh, you can't see more than 24 frames with your eyes.
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>>483562548
It's early in the morning. Don't make me horny.
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the palmstrike WA the dryleaf arts comes with gets hyper armour when charging and does a lot of damage, it is pretty gud
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>>483562587
fuck they ever do to you?
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>poise already strangles meta
>put in higher poise armor

oh boy
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Why has the community become like this?
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why is the Hornsent dude hornless
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Malenia is actually pretty fun with the deflecting tear. Feels very satisfying hitting multiple stance breaks back to back
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>>483562631
>admits to using skibidi fragments
>cries about his easy mode being made easier
Lol?
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I know it's technically a Tolkien reference but why does Ranni have an Indian name
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>>483562662
It's even good in pvp. If retards mash into you, you send them crashing a considerable distance away on top fo dealing good damage
I consider making a full Dryleaf build for ~level 50. But Dane's Footwork requires being done with DLC, which is insane commitment.
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYLE
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>>483562743
hornsent dont have horns because they're opposite omen where its on the inside or some shit i dont fucking know man the dlc made the lore more convuluted than it needs to be
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>GAME GOT NERFED ALREADY
YOU FUCKING SHITTERS
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Why are hostcels so fucking retarded? They have the survival instincts of a deer in headlights.
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>>483562661
>tfw you spot Radahn's thugshaker jiggling and showcasing a mad need of correction
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>>483562886
read the patch note before posting
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>>483558905
>unwilling to summon to the point that they forgo all NPC quests, their gear, and weapons
why are there so many people like this
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>>483562772
If you already know why even bother asking?
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Another cheating nigger invcel put in his place. They never learn.
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>>483562772
>do the needful and take this miniature of myself thank you sar
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>>483562886
see >>483562768
shitter
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Loved my first DLC playthrough with big swords and heavier armor. Now playing my dex char and having worst time of my life. Can't stagger anything and everything staggers you. Also noticing how significant protection my heavy armor gave on my first playthrough. How do you guys play this with dex char using some puny weapons?
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Does bleed have a breakpoint that I should be reaching? My Blood Milady is building (108) bleed, is this fine?
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Do people do the arena that lets you summon spirits?
I wonder how they're faring after the DLC release? With the inclusion of new spirits like the fucking bird warrior. Seriously, if he's as OP as the enemy version you fight, then he just might able to solo enemy players.
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>Beat the game pre-nerf with my Siluria's Tree + Greatshield build
>Apparently it doesn't count because blocking is cheating or something
I think I'm just gonna cheese every fromsoft boss and rub it in the faces of you fags next time. Most insufferable fanbase.
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>>483562954
>using pots
gigabased
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>>483562916
>MUH ENEMY DAMAGE
fuck you
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Senneseax fucks me in the ass.
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>WAAAAAAA HOPEFULLY YOU DON'T KILL MALENIA HEHEHEHE
>NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT TWEET?
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Why are yellowcels such cocky niggers? Not so easy to fight when it's not a 3v1, huh?
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How on earth was I supposed to know to use the O Mother gesture in front of that statue?!
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I can't go back to using weapons that aren't Milady, bros. Why can't all weapons have movesets this nice?
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>>483562954
>3v1ing a red phantom and thinking you are tough shit
You are the reason people that have no business beating Souls game make it to the end then bitch on steam that the DLC is too hard
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Is there any armour that boosts death sorceries? I saw someone mention a helm, but I have no idea what they were talking about.
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>>483563005
by not getting hit
it has a 100% damage reduction modifier
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>>483562919
Then why do you seethe so hard when someone makes fun of you for using Mimic+bleed?
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>>483562714
DS1 got a reputation for being hard and normies drove in like crazy to claim the "prestigious title" of having beat DS1. now the majority of the fromsoft fanbase that are vocal online are cocksuckers that don't care about the actual games. they only care about the prestige of being able to claim they beat game. and they feel like whenever someone figures out a way to beat the game more easily, it lessens the prestige of them having beaten the game. it's honestly really pathetic what has happened to the series after reaching the mainstream like halfway into DS1's lifecycle.
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>>483562998
it's like remnant 2 where you get one of two rewards per quest step, do ng+ fucko
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>>483563005
bleed, bleed is how
pure dex is simply dogshit if you aren't using the backhand blade
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I TOLD YOU TO BEAT THE GAME BEFORE IT WAS PATCHED
Now you'll never have the authentic DLC experience. You'll never beat the game. You failed. Your experience is hollow and worthless, you took too long.
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I WANNA HEEEAAAL
I WANNA HEEEAAAL

PLEASE JUST LET ME FUCKING HEEEAAAL
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>>483562048
>Scadu tier does nothing for invaders. You just deal the base damage and take the same amount of damage as outside the shadowland.
That's weird. So the host is simultaniously taking and giving damage as if they have no scadu fragments but as if they have scadu fragments since they're both clearing the overworld and there's an invader.
That seems overly complicated to code and manage honestly.
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>>483562886
>Radahn nerfed twice
Kek. Why does he filter so many shitters? Just use a greatshield+rot poke stick.
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The poster below me is Bayle, don't trust a thing he says
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>>483562672
Nothing, but the armor sets are cool
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>>483563031
Ornis fucking SUCKS in most PvE stuff. Guy gets posture broken way too easily, though he doesn't seem to ever actually stagger.
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>>483563071
Try horse
But hole
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>>483562714
>you're supposed to get hit
I'm starting to believe that was the design philosophy behind some enemies in the DLC. Like the fire knights. Even if you're in the process of stunlocking them with a colossal weapon, they can initiate that superarmor move, when they jump back, summoning the flame, and attack you with their weapons simultaneously. You can't reliably dodge both the flame and their melee hitbox. It feels like you're just supposed to trade and pay the Estus tax.
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>>483563117
The death knight set
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>>483562492
He had just reached Godhood while you were fighting Radahn. You didn't let him do shit
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Well Messmer took me less than 10 tries, found the second phase easier than the first somehow
being skibidi +10 sure carried me, but I went south first and struggled a lot against Bayle
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>>483563262
CURSE YOU BAYLE
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>>483563262
VILE BAYLE
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Either the carian sorcery sword receives a huge buff or I personally shoot miyazaki with a gun
I mean it
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Cum
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>>483563116
>Waah waah
You signed up for it. Imagine not being able to win against innocent PvErs in some of the most difficult areas to clear. And with all that metaslop and cheated gear. Embarrassing.
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>>483563005
nothing about dex means you aren't allowed to wear armor
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>>483562886
Isn't that good for you? It means you can spend less time getting scadtree fragments on your next run
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>>483562318
Post images that aged poorly
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>>483563262
BAYYYYYYLE
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>>483563162
Too late I spent 8 hours on Radahn yesteday, and I never want to fight him again.
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>>483563115
Is it worth it to use it with 55 Dex/55 Faith?
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yeah i give up mohg is undoable early for me
i guess i won't replay the dlc
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so, just take make sure I understand this right, if a weapon has split damage then it gets reduced twice right? so if my sword has 200 damage as a regular sword but 250 damage as a fire sword (split 125 physical 125 fire) it might still be better to just be a regular sword
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>>483563280
Yeah the animu afterimage attacks of the final boss feel like the intended way to win is to block or tank the first few that do no damage then dodge the final 'real' attack.
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>>483563015
just look up the page for the stat on the wiki dude
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>>483563162
>Miyazaki is perfect and every change he is forced to make is bad
people will unironically believe this
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>>483562492
You killed him right after he became a god.
>Become a deity
>First thing you do is get killed by your stepdad
Imagine being Miquella LMAO
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>>483563349
it should be miquella seducing him with his bussy and malenia not caring because shes a cuckqueen
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>>483563349
It's weird that the only one that wasn't in on it was poor Mohg.
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>>483563290
>>483563298
>>483563353
Placidusax glowniggers pls go
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>>483563071
just rot her then shoot her in the face and run away on torrent for every attack. the bone bow is nice for headshots
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which is better taco bell or hot head burritos? never had the second option
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>my live reaction to people self incriminating themselves as having used skibidi blessings and not having beaten the game by complaining about the skibidi change
hehe
never seen so many people self incriminate so blindly before
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>>483563349
is there a Miquella with rock CDs edit yet
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>>483563409
I was able to beat Radahn without a shield and before the patch. I think you're just shit, mmhmm, yup. Enjoy your patched babymode DLC now.
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Wait did the patch literally only buff skibidis?
That's silly.
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>>483563265
Oh rly? His enemy version seems to have infinite poise, same as the horned champions.
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>>483563116
LMAO go fight at the arena for fair fights, nigger.
You people always bitch and moan about people bitching and moaning about invaders
>I just wanna co op!
>Welp get invaded then, that's the price

>Waaahhh why is it always a 3v1?!?
>Welp don't invade then, that's the price.
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>>483563282
>>483563434
His own fault for not just spamming his pillar.
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>>483562886
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU WILL NEVER BEAT THE GAME
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>>483563281
>Golden helm of the Death Knights, whose own death masks served as the visards of their armor. Enhances skills and incantations of the capital's ancient dragon cult. The decayed golden wheel that adorns it represents their unbroken loyalty to Godwyn, he who became Prince of Death.
?
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>>483563162
nah i beat the game
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>>483563162
People like you are the reason online games die.
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>Waits hours to get summoned
>cannon fodder for a redGOD
>immediately forgotten
Do blueclitties really?
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>>483563349
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>>483562538
mental illness
>trump supporter
didn't expect mental illness...
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>>483563342
I had 12 and now I'm at the equivalent of 17 because of the patch. It's a bit stupid. Now what progression is there?
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What is the strat for when Bael does his fly around attack with fireballs and then a dive as soon as he gets to phase 2? Which way do you run/dodge the fireballs specifically? I have no trouble with the dive.
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>>483563510
if the skibidi buff actually makes the dlc bearable it will prove they just unironically dont know how to fucking balance soulsbornering dlcs
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>>483563349
This one makes sense if you assume Malenia is wearing a disguise and stalking Micky and Mohg to goon in public.
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>>483563510
Because it's just a quick energency patch because shitters were getting too filtered, next patch will be 1.13 and that might actually shake things up a bit
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>>483563493
>doesn't say he never used skibidi
So you're saying you didn't beat him then?
Don't worry you still can since this change only effected skibidi blessings, just need to restart.
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>>483563531
*You beat the patched, non-original version.
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What do you guys listen to while getting summoned? Pic related
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Got it before the download went through thank christ
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>>483563462
fuck off, you filthy drake sympathiser
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>make my way down here after fighting a ghost skeleton dragon
>blocked by faggot
where the hell do I go now?
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>youtubers are all making videos of rolling sparks now
It's over.
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>>483563116
>knows that he'll get 3v1s
>willingly invades anyway
>complains when he gets exactly what he knew he would
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>>483563349
You're just misinterpreting the picture, Mohg is actually bringing Miquella the lollipop he bewitched Mohg to bring him, because he didn't want to pay for it himself
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leda says she's gonna kill sir ansbach

how do i stop her
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>>483563576
run opposite the direction of the fireballs which is counterclockwise i think. for the strafes again you run perpendicular to them which i think is left and back
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>>483563493
yeah but did u ever use a flask?
If you did, I have some bad news for you...
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>>483563349
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>>483563576
It's the easiest shit ever what are you on about man
just lock on him before he takes off then run to the right, nothing more nothing less
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>>483563529
>death knight set
>servants of godwyn, prince of death
>boosts dragon cult sorceries
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh??????????
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>>483563684
kill her
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>>483563575
>He used scadu frags
Shitter, you did not beat the game
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Originally Placidusaxx had 5 heads. So imagine this.
One head to gargle and spittle on your balls.
One head to slip up and down the shaft with the tongue.
One head to pleasure the tip of your dick.
One head to go down and under to lick your prostate.
And the final head to lovingly kiss you.
Bonus points if you throw in his hands to get a double handhold with you going.
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>>483563585
Prove? We have known this fact for years that the DLCs are obnoxiously harder for no reason but you are still a bitch if you can't beat it
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>>483563658
anywhere else
if you progress the DLC enough it might go away
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>>483563620
i beat it on sunday
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>beat gaius
>go further
>nothing but scadutree blessing
What was the point?
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>>483563658
Shadow Keep
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>>483563729
I know, that's what confused me.
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>>483563669
I at least managed to get my all bosses no-hit with it done and recorded before it got nerfed...
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>>483563349
Just see it as Micky gave Mohg candy
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>>483563751
Godwyn...
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>>483563367
reduvia
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>>483563658
outside to get a life
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I beat the game again.
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REMINDER that unless someone posts a screencap showing zero skibidi blessings with their pictures where they claim to have beaten radahn they have in fact

NOT

beaten the game
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If you tell people they didn't beat the game, you didn't beat the game.
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>>483563729
think about it for like five seconds
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Tried to clear as much as I could before going north into the big water castle in altus because i was told its an advancement flag, and ive only got 2 remembrance (lion and twin knight) and the npc just keep repeating the same lines. is it time to finally go north, or is there still stuff to do?
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>get midras weapon
>pvp weapon only
Fuck you from I fucking hate pvp and the niggers that partake in it
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If you beat the game, you beat the game.
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>>483562492
Anyone know how much it boosts FTH/INT/ARC?
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>>483563085
You've posted this like 10 times so far.
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>>483563684
find ansbach in the specimen storage then do his shit with freyja, after a while he'll be gone and 2 summoning signs will be in his place. you can invade and help leda or invade and help ansbach so go help ansbach (also know im pretty sure neither die from this but it picks you your side for the final outcome at the gank later)
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>Seething out of the woodworks
Man, it feels good to beat the DLC before it was patched. Feels good I did something most of you will never get to experience. You can tell they're mad about taking too long to beat the DLC.
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>>483563854
1 point iirc
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>>483563669
Looking forward to a nerf on the next patch and eternal bitching from /erg/ gaymers when their crutch is taken
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>>483563545
man malenia was done dirty this DLC.
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I used Fire Prelate armor and fire talisman against Messmer...what the fuck did I do...
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>>483563684
go where Ansbach is and pick his co-op sign
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>>483563772
skibidi x5 is quite a lot
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Are the new thorn spells boosted by the thorn catalyst from the base game?
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>>483563845
I have the dumb, please explain it to me in small words.
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>>483563864
out of curiosity, what do you get
>>483563898
i don't see him on my map anywhere
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>>483563852
>>483563829
>>483563821
>Mimic tear fags having a meltie
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>>483563684
Kill Ansbach
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>>483563871
>he used skibidi blessings
you didnt beat the game
good luck next playthrough
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>>483563319
>>483563515
>>483563672
Yellowfags triggered for being outted as the problem
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>Be Miquella
>Abandon your sister
>Abandon your followers
>Abandon your emotions
>Abandon your compassionate female half
>Perform the most heinous shit on your brothers
>Become a god
>Get killed by a random murder hobo who wants to bang either your mom or your sister
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>>483563760
i beat it just yesterday pre patch and it was a fucking slog
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>>483563349
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See? That's what I mean. You'll never beat the DLC now. Too late! You took too long.
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>>483563908
yes. the real kicker is the new fingers staff which has arc scaling but without the item specific nerfs the albinauric staff got

>>483563915
the death knights were originally servants of godwyn the golden who lived in leyndell and were apparently dragon cultists
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>>483563871
Patch obly affects Scadutree blessings, if you actually beat the game, this patch should make no difference to you
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>>483563397
First thing I did, bwo. All I found was some dumbshit "guide" about how to use certain weapons. I want to know how much bleed build up I should be aiming for before getting diminishing return.
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>>483563965
why don't you cry some more about how unfair the MP game design it, redcel.
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So we are all in agreement that Igon is the best Elden Ring NPC and summon right?
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>>483563817
I gotta cosplay Malenia and help people with Radahn. He gotta learn his place.
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>One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch...
>AND KABLOOEY!
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>>483562954
Kill them all, taunt tongue them. Im sick of those cheating niggers posting webms here. Its not cool or exciting, arena is better webms but they hate fighting other cheaters
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>>483563863
and I'll fuckin do it again
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>>483563937
>skibidi zoomer having a meltie
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>>483563937
The mimic tear is useless to me. I use other summons to distract the boss while I recollect my dropped runes and fight the boss again.
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>>483563808
with 13 arcane? that's gonna take 10 minutes and 10 fp flasks
if i could do him hitless i wouldn't have this problem to begin with
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my biggest regret is wasting 2 years of my life waiting for this
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>>483563938
well... that technically would stop her but--
>>483563972
>random murder hobo
excuse me princess I'm the Tarnished of No Renown, i'm pretty big deal here in the lands between so watch yourself
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>>483563817
>he used flask charges
you didn't beat the game
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>>483564018
Okay, but does it actually boost dragon cult incantations or death sorceries? Or both?
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Where the fuck does Moore go after his first location? Same with Thiollier.
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>>483563972
you rike?
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>>483563929
>out of curiosity, what do you get
i think you get a usable rune thing for runs from the invasion fight. later on if you continue the questline you get all of:
moores shit
danes shit
hornsents shit
freyjas shit
ledas shit
and if you summon ansbach for the final boss you get his shit too afterwards
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gonna buy a white dress for my brother so i can play elden ring while miquella sits on my lap
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What is the worst weapon class in the game?
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This pesky invader thought he could stop my host from fighting old Radahn. Silly invader doesn't realize my L2 is more powerful.
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>>483563886
She was always a rotten girl
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>>483563972
Yep, Kino.
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>>483564023
either illiterate or liar
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Faggots need to kill themselves
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>Beat the game normally
>Beat the game as funny nohit cheese
>Got back up to 99 rune arcs from invasions
it's over, isn't it
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>>483564095
As opposed to what? Killing yourself 2 years ago?
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>>483564204
flails
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! WARNING ! WARNING ! KINO OVERLOAD !
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>>483564119
dragon cult incants. death sorceries are not associated with godwyn's knights, they are either ancient necro shit or fia's spells after godwyn's death
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>>483564059
Nice set
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>>483563005
Dex is the worst stat type, by far.
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as a summon, what's your take on hosts that two hand greatshields and dont do anything in the fight
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How do I get here?
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>>483564287
Yes
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VILE BAYLE
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>>483564206
Why are redcels always so retarded?
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>>483564307
Damn shame we never got a grappling fist weapon. Suplexing and Piledriving niggas would never get old.
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>>483564332
He absolutely beat the game
Fuck DEX
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>>483563259
You are now aware that there are katanas with no sori.
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I don't believe for one second any of you here are playing with 0 Scadutree blessings.
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>>483564332
>strength chad beat the game
Truth
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>>483563302
If it’s not buffed in the next patch it’s over. I told you it would be another clerics candlestick.
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>>483564149
so i beat the scorpion futa lady
i can burn the tree anytime

whose quests do i advance before doing that? i've handed the note to freya in specimen storage and helped hornsent with messner
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>>483563367
spend 2 larval tears and nuke him with comet azur. no way you arent level ~70 yet
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anyone can make sense of how this build was suggested to me?
specifically the strength number
I can understand 80 is a soft cap
but why 70, wouldn't that go over 99 when two handing?
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>>483564429
>get a weapon with a grab AoW
>it's some dumb spikey banana
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>>483564206
Gigabased
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>>483562886
I hate the patch because I really just wanted an incentive to explore and collect all of them. The feeling of progression was fun but now because of a pity patch it's like I'm at max fucking level now.
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>>483564369
Start off by looking for an illusory wall in the Scadu Keep.
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>>483563367
Just go quickly to altussy get the stupid tear for his blood and win. Hell, grab the blackknife and properly space. 13knive moves or 11 reduviss kill him
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>>483564206
>>>>>Fingerprint shield>>483564482
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Any dragon incantion bros here? How would full DLC playthrough with just those work?
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>>483564315
Well foo. I was hoping there'd at least be SOME kind of armour/gear that would boost death sorceries
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AIEEE THE SISSYHYPNO IS TOO STRONG
beat it and fuck this may be my favorite Souls fight
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>>483564206
total rednigger death
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>>483564467
the main one you'll want to do is tholliers quest with st trina. burning the tree makes him disappear if you dont do his shit before then. but you can do igons shit with bayle whenever even post burning
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>>483563005
>How do you guys play this with dex char using some puny weapons?
+armor ring and +crab at all times
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>>483564467
fextra was made for people like you
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>>483562886
i would have preferred it if they tried adjusting his visuals first before resorting to nerfs. fix the camera while they're at it
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>>483564137
the quests are very simple this time. thiollier goes right to the bottom of the fissure where trina is. moore just fucks off and invades you later unless you told him you dunno in which case he remains a vendor and alive. not accounting for boss summons of course of which there are several
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>>483563972
A God?
How can you kill a God?
What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
Miquella mustn't have been a very good God.
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>>483564369
Through Shadow Keep. After opening up the first shortcut. There's a ladder that takes you down into the sewers. Eventually you find a coffin that takes you further down, then you just keep exploring and going down. Find a catacombs dungeon. Boss is an inquisitor. Beat him, and you get access
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>>483563005
How much of a difference does the defense power from Strength make?
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>>483564563
i think most people expected more godwyn but it's time to face reality
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>>483564218
I knew about arcane soft cap. What i was looking for was he bleed build up (the one in bracket like this) breakpoint if that is even a thing. Sister, pls your lack of reading comprehension is showing.
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my friend keeps pestering me about this "150" meta that i apparently went over being 167 is it really that big of a deal
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>>483564482
What the fuck is the 30 dex for?
>61 VIG
Why?
>Faith
Huh?
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>>483564482
It's simple: the person who suggested it is a fool.
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>>483564369
Shadow Keep, the area with boats and midgets waiting to ambush, there's a ladder on the opposite side from where you enter. Go down, find the room with the painting, one wall there is fake. You can take it from there.
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>>483563367
Just have an anon solo him for you bwo
SURELY the expert gamers here are capable???
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>>483564592
i did the 6x sengoku with st trina and fought his invasion. he's dead now, yeah?
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>>483564684
shit game
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This was the only invader to ever give me and my host trouble. She was truly a worthy opponent. Luckily for us, our power won out in the end
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Unless 10 people out of 10 fight in the arena can't mash roll, savage lion claw second attack is a true combo.
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>>483563972
The only one he abandoned was Trina. And Mogh deserved It for killing my maiden.
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>>483564369
Fire boat area in Shadow Area after the shortcut from the Hippo, look around for a ladder down, then an invisible wall. Figure the rest out, leave before you're spoilered by some no-fun retard.
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>>483564701
61 vig is because I have the crimson hood on
faith to hit the requirements of a certain weapon
I just don't understand the 70 strength
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>>483564556
>>483564654
>>483564706
Thanks gamers, I finished the keep already so I must have missed it.
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>Before the DLC
Miquella is Jesus! Miquella is the Antichrist!
He loves Malenia! He wants Godwyn dead!
The "he's probably good" outweight the "he's probably bad" but his character was written with conflicting ideas in mind. "He's a young boy! He's an adult female!" or "Haligtree Knights live together with Kindred of Rots, the fuck?"
>After the DLC
Miquella is straight up evil (Bewitching Mohg)
He doesn't give two shits about Malenia (even though A LOT of things he done at this point was because of her), let her almost die while walking back to the Haligtree, let me NOT make any new needles, while I just leave! Fuck you guys!
>Radahn
>Armor has Godfrey shit on it, loves colosseums war and fights, a lot of things related to stagnation to him (his horse, stars/fate, liking "old" things)
WOWZA!! THE WARMONGER IS ACTUALLY VERY GENTLE AND KIND!! I KNOW HE TRIED TO COUP LEYNDELL FOR WHATEVE REASON, BUT HE'S KIND!!
I want to kill myself.
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>>483564734
i think its the same deal with ansbach where you can summon him for the leda gank with ansbach, then summon him again to fight the final boss, then get his gear when you beat it
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>>483564698
No, everyone has been playing in 200+ for the past 2 years, only DS3 idiots like Scott and that Bruce Lee wannabe faggot kept trying to gaslight people into the 125 meta
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>>483564674
My main is a faith/int incantations theme. You can imagine my disappointment when there were ZERO new spells for me. Even the new ring of light type spell has somehow lost its int component and is now faith only.
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>>483564382
HOLY GRAIL
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>>483564684
so illiterate then
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>>483564617
Please read the actual patch notes yourself instead of believing random anons on a mongolian basketball weaving forum
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>be me
>wake up
>see patch
>they made skibidi fragments slightly more effective
>worry I will no longer be able to beat the game
>remember that I didn't opt into the easy mode so this does not effect my ability to beat the game
phew
feels good to not use training wheels
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>>483564698
Your friend is a tranny
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>>483564797
If u land the first one yes it true combos into the second
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>>483564791
>the sync finish
HOLY FUCKING KINOOOOOOO I KNEEL I KNEEL
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So, what does "eternal" sleep do? Is it an instakill like deathblight?
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>dragonfag with new dragonfag stuff
>carian knight with new caria stuff
>perfumer with new perfumes
>naked blue dancer with winged stance milady cheated in to use it the whole run
What shall my next playthrough be
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Is Igon's summon sign available the whole time through out the fight? So I can summon him by the time Bale is almost dead and guarantee that he lives?
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why does “you didn’t beat the game” trigger /erg/cels and redditors so much? is it because deep down they know they have truly used a shortcut to beat a boss and thus their accomplishment is a hollow one?
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>>483564815
yeah ladder is easy to miss. go up the stairs after the shortcut and go right at the crossroads. it's on your left
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>>483564791
>synchronized leap
Pretty great
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Does anyone else think the Dragon Communion Priestess questline is a bit weird?
You basically roofie her and make her essentially fall from grace (in her eyes) and she just shrugs it off and then starts thirsting for your dick.
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>>483564468
you need way more than fucking level 70 to nuke him with comet azur
you need terra magica
a maxed lust staff
a fuckton of talismans
a fuckton of buffs
the crystal tears
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>>483564887
Yeah, thought so.. that's really fucking good.
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>>483564830
grrm subversion in effect
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>>483564847
Elden Ring is popular enough that you'll find people playing it anywhere.
The ultra normalfag tier of people that play Elden Ring don't ever stop levelling up, though. They don't interact with multiplayer either.
>>483564910
You did...4 playthroughs already?
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>>483564852
if you go high level int/fth is quite good
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>>483563349

Ive been calling it right at the start after the first footage of Malenia phase 2 - Tardnished doesn't make sure Malenia was dead and was instead gawking like a retard at the tree, while a breeze blows past him because it was Miquella using his bussy powers to distract the tarnished while Malenia rose up for phase 2
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Glad to see Marika was vindicated in the DLC at least.
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>>483564814
There's nothing to understand, the person who made the build doesn't know how stats work.
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>>483564923
Because greatshield-using losers are insecure
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>>483564830
Main speculation was that it was originally supposed to be Godwyn the Golden (the guy notorious for being the honest and perfect child of the setting, good-guy-greg so hard that even the ancient dragons couldn't hate him), but it was swapped for Radahn at the last minute for normalfaggot appeal.
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>>483564847
Okay so i can still play pvp and be summoned for fights if i hit 200?
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>>483564957
gurm writing
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>>483564883
Based
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>>483564578
>someone actually enjoys nu-radahn
?
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>>483563546
I think it's just a meme anon...
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>>483564923
because they know there is an entire game to explore beyond spamming your massive aoe WA or spells or relying on your mimic taking aggro from you
they see how impressive it looks when someone can dodge every single move of a boss while optimizing their dps by simply exploiting openings or parrying and they want to be like that
but they can't because it takes effort to get there
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>>483564906
if you use it on a weak enemy they simply never wake up
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>>483564830
>Miquella is straight up evil
The ends justify the means
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>>483564559
>just space bro
>instantly lunges across half the arena and one-shots you
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>>483563005
I'm playing both
Heavy armour and other defenses like talismans or tears
Venomous fangs with Endure
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>>483564060
>cheaters
is this an ebin meme around ere? or schizophrenic samefag
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NYOOOO I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK INTO THE ABYSSAL WOODS AND GET THAT TALISMAN FROM ONE OF THE WINTER LANTERNS
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>>483565146
What about PvP?
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>>483564989
Oh, it is. I just wish there were more specifically incantations of that type.
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>"Miquella" DLC
>Everyone EXCEPT Miquella gets cool lore that makes things more interesting
Funny, in an ironic way.
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>>483564578
stop posting on here to try and swing people into liking your shit fight, Miyazaki. go spend your timne making AC7 instead.
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>want to replay the dlc
>know that a patch is coming so I want to wait and see what gets changed
Is anyone else as autistic as me?
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>>483565060
Yes, every level range in DLC land is lit up for the month
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>Melina has absolutely no dialogue about you killing her brother or the lands of shadow in general
>not even additional seethe about Midra and frenzied flame
t-thanks miyazaki
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>>483564962
id be willing to bet you can kill him with meteorite staff and a base level of preparation but now im curious
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>>483565036
https://youtu.be/Uow7T7dy91k?si=maZWXQ3KDZY8dzV5&t=342
the person who suggested it is one of the more experienced pvp players in the game
and the build is suggested for both pvp and pve
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>>483564835
You don't need to summon them for Radahn to get the gear, just the gank squad
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>>483563367
just go farm for the bleed scimitars and kill him in a few L1s
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>>483565248
She has autism and can't share her feelings with people properly
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>>483565187
it's sleep
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>>483565295
i didnt get thollier but i did get ansbach. did fuck all damage but the guy has a fuckton of health so at least he was a good distraction
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>>483565162
Every single invcel you see cheats in all their busted consumables. No farming involved.
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>>483565248
Yeah, I waited too and left as many NPCs alive hoping there'd be at least some tiny interaction.
Nothing.
Nada.
You can't even tell Gideon anything despite the fact he'd have a field day with all the new things you learned.
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>>483565162
For fuck's sake, Ranni is Welsh, use a Welsh accent/slang for her
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I wonder if faggots that push "scadu fragments = not beat the game" realize that by encouraging this kind of mentality it leads to idiots that can't hack it trying to force themselves to not do what you're suppose to and instead do basically a challenge run, thus making it so any poor sod trying to co-op some bosses has to deal with vast numbers of idiotic hosts that don't level the fragments.
It's hilarious really.
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>>483565219
>he thinks there's going to be anything substantial enough to wait
have you ever played a from game before
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>>483565219
The patch already did happen retard
>>483565162
It's a schizo, in fact a very old one in fact
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>>483564981
No those are just the playthroughs I wanna do. I've only done pure dex and pure str with no theme to either.
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>the four required bosses of the dlc are:

>Golden Hippo
>Romina
>Radahn
>Messmer

>GRRM
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>>483564860
You double nigger. I want to know for example, if most enemies have like 200 bleed resistance (or something divisible by 50), which would take a weapon with (100) bleed build up to take exact 4* hits to triggering bleed, you fucking /v/central nigger jew
>>483564764
Contrarian club is 2 blocks down
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>>483565378
>busted consumables
lmao
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How much int do i need to deal damage with spells? I have 30 int and a +6 staff and there is no reason to use magic instead of bonking enemies
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>>483565265
no you can't
you are vastly overestimating current day comet azur
my old mage with 80 int and a maxed lusat staff barely did a third of his hp
you're not coming even close with a fucking meteorite staff
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>"Righteous Tarnished, become our new lord."
>"A lord not for gods, but for men..."
I'm sorry for letting you down, Ansbach, but I'm Rannipilled.
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>>483565248
Mellimelli needed more dialogue even in the base game.
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>>483565040
If it was Godwyn the Golden I could digest it better. I probably wouldn't like it either, but at the very least Godwyn has this "kind" side to him going by the fact he actually allied with Dragons instead of just killing all of them on the spot. The Golden Epitaph also relates to him + the Haligtree statue.
>>483565149
The "end" is us just killing them. And St. Trina turning into an item description.
There's no ending in this DLC at all, actually. It's like if the base game ended with us killing the Elden Beast and we couldn't do anything with Marika statue. That's how it feels like.
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>>483565289
that weapon is fuckin dank
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>>483565289
>one of the more experienced pvp players in the game
>OnlySimpu
Pfffhahaha
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>>483565063
Yes. It was very fun even if I wish the first phase lasted longer. I barely got to get going before the phase swap once I got a feel for things

>>483565216
Just for you gaijin-san I'll remove custom paint jobs and decals and replace it with more effort spent on multiplayer pvp
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>>483565378
i farm my consumables for my level 1 twink.
i didn't even know you could cheat in this game until i started posting here during the dlc release.

it's not hard to do, pots take only a few minutes to farm and even less now that there's a mushroom salesman
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>>483565430
do you need to beat hippo? you can just go through flooded church district right?
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I'm not having fun anymore, this DLC is too fucking big
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>>483565430
Hippo is not required you stupid nigger
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>>483565414
It's just how Mimic Tear people usually argue. "You used weapons??? You're LITERALLY NO DIFFERENT!!! Haha gottem" So they're usually the ones trolling and doing all of the "You didn't beat the gameYou didn't beat the gameYou didn't beat the game" posts.
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they really just said "let's make the perfect weapon this DLC"
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>>483565460
it's not being a contrarian it's just a fact that the game is shit and bloated with trash
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>>483565248
What's her connection to Midra?
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>ancient dragon man
Dude had zero poise
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>>483565378
How is that you have been shit posting the same schizo bullshit for 2 years and not got tired?
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>>483565415
What? When did it get patched? Rolling Spark is still broken.
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>>483565540
what kind of stupid complaint is this
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>>483565430
can't you skip hippo by going through church district?
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>>483565515
look the AI generated voice is better than me at pvp so if it says this build is good then there has to be something to it
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>>483565414
>I wonder if faggots that push "scadu fragments = not beat the game" realize that by encouraging this kind of mentality it leads to idiots that can't hack it trying to force themselves to not do what you're suppose to and instead do basically a challenge run
That is EXACTLY what they want. It's a shitpost. 90% of the people saying not to use skadoos use skadoos themselves.
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>>483565414
isn't that the objective? they are trolls
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>>483565492
>crop
Did the Jannies finally catch on?
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>>483565430
hippo is optional.
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>>483565592
not according to fromsoft. that much you already knew
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>>483563091
seriously who figured this out?
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>>483565540
i unlocked all graces for my second run and it vastly improved the game. running through empty worlds is lame. (except for the mountain. that one is kino.)
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I'm about 70% of the way through my first DLC run with no skibidis. Midra is up next. How much pain am I in for?
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>>483565526
He's talking about shit like sleep/rot pots, golem arrows, starlight shards, basically anything that's balanced by it's scarcity whether it be through low drop rates or limited per playthrough.
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Vindicated.
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I literally can't see anything in phase 2 radhan, what the fuck.
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>>483565625
did you know that reports actually work for clear rule violations? crazy but it's true
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I BEAT THE GAME
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>>483565656
Clearly I didnt know or I wouldnt be asking lmao, calm down
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>>483565414
Not a single person here said don't use the fragments you illiterate hack. Only the dumb idiots on YouTube that think they are training wheels have said that.
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finally killed that fucker after several attempts at 10% life and under
his last phase and go an fuck itself, it all came down to lucky patterns instead of spamming the same stupid moves
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>>483563972
Stupid shota slut utterly BTFO
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>>483565732
good job, king.
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>>483564830
Genuinely don't know why people are surprised
>Wow a white femboy that can cast a magic charm on you so that you like him turned out to be evil.
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>>483564050
kekekekek
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>Any other dev studio reuses assets
>get criticised for it
>fromsoft resues assets
>wow so smart and cool

Huh? What?
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>>483565781
>giant hunt
you didn't beat the game
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>>483565781
there are straight up attacks he does you 100% cannot dodge or block
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>>483565567
This. When you peel back the layers, the "YDBTG" shit is being forced by a small group of deeply autistic losers that summoned and cheesed their way through and now feel guilty about it.
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>>483565781
>Bullgoats
No you didnt
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>>483565625
Source?
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>>483565430
>GRRM
But he's already in the base game.
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>>483565845
People aren't surprised, they're disappointed
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>>483563972
sorry bitch i'm emboldened by the flame of ambition
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>>483565845
we all assumed he was a victim when we found him in the egg
but apparently they decided to retcon that
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>>483565717
No seriously how are you supposed to beat him? (Without cheese)
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>>483565715
Sex Mohg
>offmodel
yes
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>>483565674
hackers
now tell me how to get the gesture

>>483565706
you can trade for those, most people never use them.
why would you even risk cheating? maybe you feel like you can get away with it but i have 700 hours in elden ring and don't feel like getting banned because i don't want to spend 5 minutes muling for someone.
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>>483565674
Bonny Village has multiple items and a POI about the Shamans. The statue of Marika has a dev message next to it that talks about shamans. From the Scadutree View area, you can literally see the Hinterlands area and derive from the view and the map that the entrance must be in that room with the statue. The room has no interactable objects, so therefore the emote from Bonny Village is what to use.
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How does Radahn feel about losing to the Tarnished twice
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>Yura is still yellow
>Tanith's questline is still "you just kill her", same as Patches doing nothing
>Nothing happens with Malenia or the Haligtree
>Neither Melina, Ranni or Gideon say anything new
There's probably more if I think about it, but I don't remember.
>>483565526
Most of the useful pots are easy to farm anyway. Regardless if it's for PvE or PvP.
>>483565625
That's just his legs. I don't know what you're talking about.
>>483565845
>>483565913
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>>483565948
>good fight bro, better get your ass ready for round 3 haha just kidding have a good one man
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>>483565948
He doesn't, the story in this dlc is fanfiction
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I think farming this messmer knight for his gloves has turned me coocoo, but is there something weirdly satisfying about C R U N C H I N G these midgets?
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>>483565674
Because it's the same hint they used in the base game and the map layout pretty much gives it away
It's not hard
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>>483565845
But he's not evil
Miquella is every bit as good, pure and selfless as he is said to be at every stage of the story
St Trina is the one who tells you that you need to kill Miquella to spare him from an eternity of being imprisoned as a god
You are the one sparing Miquella from his suffering
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>>483565926
barricade shield (or just a shield in general)
holy resist buff
each of his attacks has a specific dodge direction to avoid the attack and another specific dodge direction for the followup lightbeams
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>>483565717
>>483565926
bloodhound step the lunge. stay on his ass and angle the camera. don't get too greedy, one r1 or two if you have a fast weapon
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>>483565715
I always believed in my cute wife (male)
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>>483565948
we fight radahn at 0.000001% of his true power both times
on the first time he's already decayed and almost dead and we just finish the job
on the 2nd time he's in a new body that has none of his strength and skill and size than his previous body so he can't do much
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I didn't realise how useless helping people is if you don't have a build especially designed for it. Going in with just your trusty blade gets you fucking nowhere.
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>>483565575
Speaking very objectively here, It's nothing special, a bit too chinky even. Everything it has has already been done by Genshin but the game feel fun to play and has a lot of cute girls. That's it. That's the only thing the that matter. Bosses are cool too I guess.
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>>483565887
you can block everything he does and the stamina damage is really not that bad, even for the ascension attack.
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Who among you can proudly say you beat Radahn AGAIN before he will inevitably get nerfed?
Lords, announce yourselves.
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>>483565948
>fights forever
>party gets thrown to finally put him down
>gets brought back to fight more
>even STRONGER version of the hero from earlier comes back to fight
he's pretty fucking stoked
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I cant stand buff spell/items, I know they are really good but i don't have the patience to reapply them every time i die to a boss
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>>483565430
why Hippo? IIRC you can come into the Keep from the church district?
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>>483565878
talking as if it isn't a bitch to land it in phase 2
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>>483566156
he already got nerfed
if you didn't have the social skills needed to get a review copy you didn't beat him at his true power
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>>483562318
Hey dudes, give me tips on how I should go about doing the npc questlines. Help Leda or no? And is there a point of no return that I should not cross before? Etc.
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I'm skibidi maxxing, I'm exploring and finding every single one, I'm tanking hits that would kill you, im dealing way more damage than you, and beating bosses in fewer attempts.
And I'm having a blast!
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>shed snake skin next to bonny village where you find the O Mother gesture

what does it mean?
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>>483565948
>AHHHHH HELP ME THIS FUCKING FREAK IS RAPING ME IN MY DREAMS AAAAAAAAA WHERE THE FUCK IS LEONARD
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>>483566142
What is this? Genshin?
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>>483565926
You have to stick on his ass harder than Miquella.
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>>483565945
What risk retard? Nobody ever other than complete retards were banned for cheating in consumables, if they did that the whole rednigger community would get banned overnight
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>>483566018
true. and with the blue tear medallion you no longer need starlight shards anyway.

on the downside, i'm not sure what my answer will be to bullgoat greatshield max level summons now that dual spears got nerfed
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>>483566261
something something messmer presumably
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Asmonbald beat Radahn in less than 30 minutes.
What's your excuse 4chan?
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>>483564193
If only that was a guy but you're not fooling anyone. One I dont see no bulge between his legs. secondly the way you place your hand on that ass must mean it's your girlfriend/wife. You are not fooling this boy lover! But if that really is a guy, show us his onlyfans.
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>>483565945
You interact with a statue and it gives it the gesture.
>>483563091
>>483565674
I spent hours looking for the path and I saw the statue and decided to try my shot. It's luck based, honestly. But considering you have other cases of having to do gestures like with Dryleaf Dane it makes sense.
>>483566139
There's a reason why a lot of the coopers are using shields now.
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>>483566347
He cheesed
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>>483566347
I get to have one extra minute to beat him for every 1 level he has over my level
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>>483566259
i also allowed myself to summon on my first run. both spirits and npcs. really nice all the special dialogue npcs have when summoned, and when winning or dying, very flavorful
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>>483565732
Sarcasm aside, anyone willing to try out new shit is good in my book.
For some reason the amount of people that stick to 2-3 weapons is abysmally high.

I burned through all my larval tears trying out all the new stuff and I see people post pictures of beating Mesmer with the moonveil.
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>>483566347
I'm not a balding, tooth-rotted, mind-rotted, hate-playing pariah that duped my way up to level 333.
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>>483566347
None
He's just a superior gamer to all of us honestly.
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>>483566156
I've done 3 Radahn's so far, one with mimic, one with Bloodfiend's arm, and then finally a nice clean cheeseless fight with Milady.
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>>483566347
He unironically cheated
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>>483566142
It doesnt feel fun to fight HP sponges while doing naruto final moves again again with completely no feedback against enemies that have no complex patterns and are completely braindead to fight. The only "difficult" content is time gated battles against hp sponges
also
>cute girl
>posting another chinky ponytail-wearing bitch

chinks can't write, can't design good combat and also can't design pretty characters they feel obligated to add ugly ass ponytails to every character they release, it is fucking terrible
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why does miquella have 3 arms
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>>483566424
people have brainrot from dark souls 1 where all you needed was 1 weapon the whole game
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>>483565731
Honestly it's pretty inconsistent in /vg/
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>>483566065
>I will usher in an age of compassion
>discards his compassion in a fucking ditch
He was a misguided, sheltered fool that always lacked the empathy to truly understand what it was he was trying to do.
That's why he didn't bat an eye over his followers literally suicide bombing for his sake. It's why he didn't think twice about charming and manipulating his sister, sending her on a war that ruined the Lands Between and genocided Caelid, it's why he didn't think twice about using mohg like a cumsock, having him send his followers far and wide murdering a literal river of blood's worth of innocents and then having him killed in turn to use his corpse as a plaything.

Miquella's footsteps are lined with blood and abuse. What makes him terrifying is that he does it all and still calls his path "compassion"
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>>483566092
It's weird that mohg was literally this picture and miquella is the abuser
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>>483565756
>white lightning
>gravity effect when it strikes
>ARC

what is going on with this weapon
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>>483566493
he can jerk off 3 of his brothers at once
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>>483566309
and why do you think that? because a bunch of your discord friends say so? your anecdote means fuckall to me

it says it's a bannable offense. even if you're right and it hasn't been enforced for now on (and by the way i have no reason to believe some random niggerfaggot), this could change literally at any time.

if you think the rednigger community being banned is something from would cry about then you haven't been paying attention to how they treat reds
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can you get Verdigris Greatshield early by killing moore or you gotta wait until the very end of the game?
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>>483566287
Wuthering Waves.
https://wutheringwaves.kurogames.com/en/main
Yes, I'm on Kuro's payroll. Can't believe there's at least a fag out there that never heard of the Genshin killer (real)
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Is item duping still a thing? If so cany anyone drop me a stack of Larval Tears on PS5?
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>frozen ligthing forgotten
>sleep forgotten
sigh
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>>483566508
a lot of the time people do like one report then never again and think it's inconsistent, but jannies can see the post history and report history by poster, if they see a pattern they will bonk them eventually
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>>483566261
Messmer was made in a Jar. His core is a snake, the human bits are just meat glued around the snake to disguise/seal it.
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>>483566614
it willl EoS before Genshin though
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>Dane's Footwork and Dryleaf Arts need no phys stats beyond base, making them excellent caster weapons
I wonder how hard it's gonna be to get Dane's Footwork on a low level mage. The very thought of a Miriam's Vanishing kung fu master dicking around Limgrave makes me excited.
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>>483566259
>summon all plot NPCs for their proper revenge, everyone has a cool ass monologue like Igon with Bayle, Hornsent with Mesmer, and Ansbach with Radahn
>skibidimax
>bloatmax 60vig w/morgott's and hp talismans
2000% fun
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>>483566347
Does asmon pay rent in there?
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>>483566509
the suicide bombings started AFTER miquella left
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>>483565902
@xhack77977 on Twitter.
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>>483566614
Looks pretty, but gacha is bad civilization.
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I hope the next game is from the Bloodborne/Sekiro team
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>>483565940
Curse this artist for making me horny for old men.
>>483566458
I kneel.
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The gold helmet doesn't bother me as much as I thought it would, thank god
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>>483566662
that ganksquad will tear u a new asshole for sure
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>>483566424
Thank god for all the stat boosting gear in this game. So far I've beaten every boss with a different combination of weapons.
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>>483566464
>no summons
>no coop
>no spells
Not cheat or cheese
>>483566416
Why is your character underleveled? Do you keep dying and losing runes like a scrub?
>>483566438
Can you say that without seething?
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the ganksquad fight was kino, i spammed twin moons and heals for my allies
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>use one dragon breath spell while jumping
>for some reason cant use it in the air again for all the next cast attempts until i die
??? this has been happening throughout the dlc
havent seen anybody mention it
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I am going to go on a big rant here. This is the dumbest, most unnecessary spell, ever. I fucking hate it. Not only is it damn fucking obnoxious, it devalues the once special, “occult” nature of the moons, as well as the mother-daughter dynamic of Rennala and Ranni.

Why is Miyazaki so obsessed with moon power and uber femininity? Aren’t moons supposed to be lesser to space according to Ymir? In scale and significance? It is a closer body, that’s it. So why do his spells suck in comparison?

Ymir is also stated to have been the two sisters’ (Rennala and Rellana) instructor of magic, but despite this he is just a two part pushover like Gideon.

Going back to the main game, the moon is apparently more significant, or special, than a deep space nebula (Comet Azur), how odd. I can only truly justify the divide by assuming the moon is some intelligent entity, while nebulas are mere birthplaces for the stars; one spell is bigger and more potent (it takes up three spells), the other is a sharper (70~ intelligence), or more so exclusive, or elusive discovery, as though the moon were aware of who sees them.

We should have gotten another primeval or deep space spell from Metyr, not some universalist catalyst, which Gideon could have dropped in the main game, sigh.

In place of two moons we could have got lesser moon spells for stock, to go with a Carian Regal Sceptre user—such as half moon, or crescent moon, projectiles. It is depressing, the amount of missed magic opportunities in the DLC. If they wanted a third big moon spell, why not make some more unique moon instead? How about a blood moon? An eclipse moon? So many hypothetical moons. What about a planet.

Don’t mind me… I’m just thoroughly a bit disappointed over the sorceries we have this expansion… Sigh…
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>>483566540
why does it look like you photoshopped she/her into the picture
>>483566614
i remember reading about it a month or two ago. people said the story is shit, that devs admitted it and promised to rewrite it SOON(tm) and never did.

combat looks like crap too. at least genshin has kino exploration
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>>483566347
Who?
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>>483565887
You can't dodge all of the 3 hit swipe / slam combo he does you'll eat at least one hit does occasionally seem to miss depending on elevation and where you were when he started the attack however
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I did it
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>>483566424
I won't use my Larval Tears or eat the Dragon Hearts because the former won't be my Tarnished anymore, just a clone, and the latter will doom him to becoming a Magma Wyrm.
I am 100% serious, here.
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im not gonna lie, i finished the dlc yesterday and unironically already forgot every single boss fight because they were all one and the same moveset wise
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>>483566808
He cheated in runes and other shit to run that fingerprint bleed build prior to the fight, his entire run is tainted faggot
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>>483566868
i stole it from another general
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Huh? I don't get it, it doesn't seem to do anything
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the slop tubers have found out about the perfume bottles
this slopper doesnt even understand whats going on and uses lock on
https://youtu.be/4-VC3rzgnDY?si=OctGEE8ec8EThezS&t=1244
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>>483566854
>another ymir autist crying about lore
Imagine being mindbroken by fucking Buffalo Bill lmao
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>>483563972
Don't underestimate a random murderhobos DETERMINATION.
Not even destined death or the flame of frenzy could keep the tarnished down.
We already killed the Elden Beast and Metyr, the Greater Will abandoned this accursed world long ago.
Miquella is nothing but a pretender trying to repeat his mothers mistake.
His sacrifices were in vain the moment he chose to oppose the tarnished.
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>>483566753
You can’t alter it?
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They added a bell-bearing for strings and erg is silent? what the hell?
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>>483566808
>without seething
I'm not the one that raged out and cheated my way to level 333 to win, though? I already beat Radahn, with a less deranged build. I did it because I find satisfaction in beating a hard boss . Not because my chat and the internet was insulting me.
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>>483566424
>amount of people that stick to 2-3 weapons is abysmally high.
That's because of the retarded weapon upgrade system that discourages experimenting, along with limited respecs. Yes, I know there's plenty of upgrade materials, but many vidya enjoyers are hoarders and want to save them for later that never comes.
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Only took about 20 minutes to beat Radahn, he's very spammy but I can't imagine struggling for hours on this boss, are people just not using fragments?
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>>483566987
its a sperm. also the larval tears are fetuses
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>>483565894
>>483565567
You're both retarded. I summoned Tiche in most fights. I think you're all fucking stupid
There is no such thing as "didn't beat the game" for ANY reason. End of discussion.
I just find it funny how the mentality is ruining co-op.
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I really love this Carian Shield. It's fun to play with but it's hard to find windows to use Scholar's Shield so I'm using Barricade Shield or Bloodhound's Step sometimes.
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>>483566595
You can't kill moore, he teleports if you attack him
You need to be invaded by him but he won't even do that in the questline without certain trigger points that are missable, just like his endpoint being missable so you can get his armor either way but also neither way
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>>483566485
>HP sponges
It took me 30 secs to clear any bossUpgrade your Echos, shitter. Yes, even the one with shit substats. Stop smashing buttons and time your parry
>can't design pretty characters
Now this one is a faggot issue
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>>483567026
They didn't add a bell bearing for fucking Ancient Dragon smithing stones so I'm still mad.
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I was told that the Greater Will is some giant eye ball inside the Fleeting Microcosm spell.

Is this true?
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>>483566854
>Why is Miyazaki so obsessed with ... uber femininity
because he's based unironically
next souls game shouldn't have a single male NPC, not even a based old guy or crestfallen warrior
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>>483566347
I'm having fun with exploration and trying to decide if Godrick and Godefroy are Godfrey's sons or Godwyn's sons, but I'm leaning towards the former because then the timeline gets real fucking weird.
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What's the best bleeding weapon now? I am using pickaxes with blood affinity that give each one 100+ bleed.
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>>483566854
The moons aren't some outer gods, they're just symbols representing Carian royalty.
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>>483567130
That eyeball is only there after you beat Metyr. It's her thumb-eye looking out from the Microcosm she crawls back inside during her defeat animation.
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>>483567130
no
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>>483566854
The erdtree is solar/masculine, and it outright superior to the moon. Int is feminine in Elden Ring, you're playing a female build.
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>>483566670
>My friend at rune level 300+ having the time of his life jump attacking bosses with 2 colossal weapons and still enjoying all armor fashion and casting every spell in existence. Never gets invaded when we play together, chill time.

The joy in his voice. You can hear the smile on his face when we talk about souls games. Unbroken and free from online expectations of strangers.

I'm genuinely jealous of him
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>>483567012
The helmet? No you can't, but even then it'd probably lose the gold ring in the back and I'd lose the 'revived paladin' look
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>>483565752
Please see
>>483564883
And several others.
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>>483567048
He didn't even need to be level 333, he could run that cheese build at 120
He's that fucking stupid
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>>483567008
Sir Vilhelm summed it up in DS3.
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>>483567130
No.
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>>483567130
no
stop watching loretubers they know less than nothing and are waiting for us to settle on an interpretation so they can steal it like with the perfume shit
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>Most of the new sorceries are cool as fuck
>They all suck compared to just spamming night comet
BRAVO MICHAEL ZAKI
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>>483565781
>several
is this a humble brag?
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>>483567130
No the Greater Will is the literal creator god and stopped returning Metyrs calls before Marika even became a god.
She's been winging it with her two finger kids ever since, them seasing up during the main story is just her stalling for time because she has no fucking clue what to do.
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>>483567189
Are you one of those chinese that thinks every male character in fiction is out to cuck them?
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>missed the cracked pot in leyndell before turning it to ash
it's OVER
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>>483566808
He literally cheated in 70mil runes to get to his level, and had someone collect all the scadu fragments for him.
On top of that, he used a cheese meta build provided by someone else. He' even admitted he's too much of a shitter to do it legit, so I'm not sure what you're trying to defend here, lmao.
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>>483567207
Nah, they behave as though they were a pair of sentients. There is no justification for why they would be higher than Comet Azur, otherwise.
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marika's vagina is just a cave of horrors innit?
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>>483567312
vaati is in this thread rn
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>>483567275
based
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>>483566932
>>483567048
>cheated in runes
Do you have any proof of that?
I think you're just mad he outsmarted the game faster than you.
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>>483567348
No, also that's the gooks I'm pretty sure, every korean artist draws nothing but BBCshit
I just like tits
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>>483565908
Remember when people noticed the giant flaming Wickermen had the same symbol for a face as Dung Eater has for a medallion, and people thought that would be explained
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>>483567312
what perfume shit?
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>>483567421
You really think Assmongoloid go to level 333 fairly off-stream? I beat the entire game and I ended at level 200.
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This is absurd. It reminds me about Xenoblade more than it does about any souls game. XB had one of the most beautiful game worlds out there.
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>>483567265
>Laughing at how they buffed the fragments so that you need less somehow means "lol no don't use them" and not "kek they nerfed the difficulty, what a bitch"
Illiterate retard
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>>483567387
I know, he's the one that keeps shilling his own channel by namedropping himself
also hello vaati, buy an ad
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>>483567373
anon, there's a screenshot right there of him beating the final boss.

your defense? oh, you say it's a photoshop? don't you know there was a livestream? was that photoshopped too? retard
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>>483567331
normal comet is better you simpleton
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>>483566586
>and why do you think that?
because they aren't even hiding it retard and proudly boasting of it
and i personally did it and never got banned
>your anecdote means fuckall to me
and your mental illness and double digit iq means even less
>this could change literally at any time.
no it won't, only comptranny games give any fucks at all about cheaters and others only clean up dregs or the most obnoxious faggots, it has been the same for decades
>then you haven't been paying attention to how they treat reds
unfortunately pvp is still considered an important part of the game else they would get rid of it entirely and not make ashes/weapons specifically for pvp and have to keep everything cucked because otherwise redniggers would get even more hard filtered
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>>483566890
My Tarnished is built different, he'll become a dragon god instead of a stinky wyrm.
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>>483567237
>That eyeball is only there after you beat Metyr
Wait, the look of the spell changes once you kill her?
>>483567246
The 70 faith spell is Marika’s, and the 72 faith spell is a femboy’s
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do NOT reply to streamer shills. every (You) you give them is free advertisement for whoever they are trying to shill.
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>>483567275
Vilhelm underestimated my stomach.
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>>483566624
>sleep forgotten
>the new stupid sword gives ETERNAL sleep and buffs the off-hand
>"forgotten"

literal retards
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>>483567525
Not with double staff of loss. Plus enemies don't block or dodge it.
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>>483567337
no it's to point out he can start spamming a bunch of bullshit moves continuously
if rng favors you he'll instead go for double grab or something which is free damage
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>>483567476
Lightning perfume bottle with rolling spark AoW, manually aim at ground to rape bosses
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>>483567368
bricked
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>>483567476
Rolling sparks on perfumes can do upwards of 10k damage right now
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>>483567108
No it doesn't take 30 seconds if you're not built. I'm timing my parries so well that I even parry when I don't want to (that's how shitty and casualized the system is). I farmed the big fat gorilla a lot for Jinshi and it's easy as fuck while being simultaneously drawn out because of its humongous hp pool. All while using swap cancel and all of my cooldowns.
Also the only """challenging""" content in the game is still fighting shitty enemies with boring patterns with one billion HP under a fucking TIMER lmao.
It's trash.
Jhinsi looks like dog fucking shit, she's just there to ruin the experience even more by hogging alll the screentime in the mandatory unskippable 5 hours long cutscene during the main quest.
Shanhua and Taoqi both mog this bland bitch
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>>483566509
Miquella's actions in the DLC make sense. It's him after he discards his love, fear, doubt, etc.
It's just that everything before that they changed in the most retarded way possible.
The headcanon of Mohg stealing Miquella, which resulted in the Haligtree rotting and his followers getting desperate make sense. Radahn having to die to unlock the fate (and in cut content it would literally unlock a path towards Mohgwyn Palace), and his arena being underneath the cocoon looks like it's related to something.
But whoever decided to touch the lore made it everything 10x worse and should be fired. You could find well written shit on ao3 and in weird twitter headcanons. Miquella and Malenia have better relationship in incest stories than this.
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>>483565592
You think something like that is gonna get patched this quickly? Expect that to be in the game for another 6 to 14 months, if we even get another balance patch.
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>the world is fucked
>there is no hope
WTF Miyazaki
Why did you bother making this shit dlc
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>>483567604
maybe if you have only int
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>>483567517
>retard
we don't type our signature in our posts, dumbass.
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>>483567374
There is no evidence of the moons being intelligent.
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>>483567421
Please look how up how many runes each level up needs to get to the 300s and then leveling up IN the 300s
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>>483567686
I do desu
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>Minor Erdtree, 70 Faith
>Light of Miquella, 72 Faith
>Rennala’s Full Moon, 70 Intelligence
>Rellana’s Twin Moons, 72 Intelligence

Why do these considerations seem so artificial? Why the 70/72 angle?
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>>483567421
he admitted on stream to have a macro to farm albanurics
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>>483567682
That's all he knows.
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>>483567680
yes because it's clearly a bug. only the madness and lightning bottles do 10k damage, the others do half as much
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>>483567246
>The erdtree is solar/masculine
>possibly made from scratch by Marika via the Crucible
my man
Also
>he seriously thinks "the sun is masculine" when the majority of world mythology and especially the more ancient mythology actually makes the sun female
>including Japan
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>>483567254
That’s a shame, I was hoping to be able to remove the helmet and keep the halo for a 40k chaplain look. Still a beautiful helmet, the centipede halo is a nice touch.
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>>483567198
Godrick is Godefroy's nephew, and Godefroy is supposed to be an indirect relation to Godfrey.

The demigods were immortal and nigh-invincible until the Elden Ring shattered, their rule constituted eons. The Golden Lineage, being the oldest line of Marika's offspring, had time for several generations.

All of the Walking Mausoleums that can dupe demigod remembrances (so all but the two in Liurnia) carry members of the Golden Lineage that were killed in the Night of the Black Knives. The Mausoleums keep their soulless corpse elevated from the ground so it doesn't sprout deathroot. The Golden Lineage was all but wiped out, with only the shitters like Godrick spared because their blood is too diluted to matter, and the omen twins overlooked because nobody knew they were actually demigods.
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The dlc is easy
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>>483567246
>outright superior
>Marika and GO got BTFO so hard 2x that Marika had to pull out her tranny drag outfit to subvert Rennala from within
kek
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I hate this stupid game
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Was the mother of fingers supposed to be so fucking easy?
Reduvia anihilated her
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>we still can't get the lord of frenzied flame as a head piece as a chaos lord
You had one job with the DLC and even teased it by letting us fight a failed frenzy lord.
Memezaki you HAAAAAAACK
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>>483567576
Not so long ago people would be shamed and insulted en masse for mentioning those faggots. Now there's actual discussion around them. It's honestly sickening. Don't know what happened.
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>>483567682
it's the result of having to deal with the fromsoft fanbase for 15 years
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>>483567852
>bleed
You didn't beat her
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This guy is so cool.
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I guess this skibidi change made being summoned down as a phantom comfier
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>>483565492
>Godwyn is He Who Lives In Death; and all manners and forms of Death end up in the Shadowlands (Pillar)
>Was the reason Marika smashed up the Elden Ring to begin with, was absolutely her next-in-line, and worthy of the throne
>Least developed Demigod, despite his colossal importance to the setting (Godrick, his great x??? grandson has more going on, fuck even Godefroy has about as much)
>Divine Crucible Lion Knights primarily command Lightning as a symbol of Divinity (Godwyn's main weapon)
>All the new Death Knights and Death Mages throughout the Shadowlands that are kinda just "there" for no reason
>Entire region dedicated to TWLID (Tibia descriptions along the lines of "The dead don't need a reason, they need a leader")
>Godwyn is directly related to Mohg, so him using his body as a vessal makes biological sense - Radahn on the other hand is almost a different species entirely (Godwyn being Empyrean-Human of the Golden Order, Radahn being a Quarter Giant under the Moon)
>Miquella was desperately searching for a way to save Godwyn's corpse, and invented a ton of anti-Death spells
>Physically would have been in the capital where Miquella grew up (as people notoriously fawned over him) (including Marika, since Godwyn was her favorite), while Radahn was off in the opposite side of the continent at Sellia hyping himself up to be the next Godfrey vs the Fallingstarbeast invasion he was very busy calculating + training for and nobody believed him for (which Miquella would never have stepped foot near, no less since Renalla wasn't exactly pleased with the product of Radagon & Marika and owned the land bridge to there)
>etc
All points were aimed at Godwyn, and then Radahn's just stood there like a goon in the cutscene, and does the epic floaty-sword move and oneshots you with guaranteed damage that even 0-hit runners are calling frame-perfect bullshit.
Take solace Miquellafag, you're not alone.
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>>483567737
How do you “meet” the moons, anon? A certain snowy crone tells Ranni to always “fear” a certain moon, anon. The Nox are all fucked, anon. It might be an outer god that does not want to be worshiped.
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>>483567645
go back to your own general ffs
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>>483567682
Is this your first Souls game? Let alone DLC?
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>>483567862
ER happened, it opened the floodgates to the casual & normie masses.
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>>483567682
Hack man is a hack.
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The jar shit is so weird.
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>>483567862
>Don't know what happened.
Zoomers
2016
2020
You think 2011 was bad? lmao
It's been almost a decade since the trumptard invasion
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>>483567894
hes alright
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>>483565415
They neutered a bunch of ER base game weapons.
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>>483567894
caw caw motherfucker
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>>483566614
i have literally never heard the word "wuthering" before your gachanigger slop came out, who comes up with this shit?
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>>483567852
yes, she's very squishy
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>>483567952
Our version just looks like a tiny tree bud. It sucks, too.
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>>483567538
>have to keep everything cucked
are we playing the same game? schizophrenic retard
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>>483567495
Everyone knows how to farm Palace approach Albinaurics quickly.
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>>483567682
breed and reproduce with Ranni or Marika, like Melina tells you. Miyazaki is abe-sama pilled
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This DLC was magnificent. The areas were beautiful, despite being a bit barren. My biggest disappointment was probably the Abyssal Woods, it is such a massive area yet there is so little in it, there aren't even any side dungeons. I'm also surprised by how many remembrance bosses there are, although I really disliked the Scadutree Avatar fight. On a side note I'd have to say my favourite side boss dungeon would be the Death Knights, absolutely badass enemies.
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>>483567852
I used Reduvia as well. Absolutely perfect weapon for the fight.
I feel like she was supposed to be hard, but being such a blatant Ebrietas retread meant my muscle memory carried over basically 1-1. Only the big quasar laser threw me off.
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>>483567949
Sekiro already did that before, although not to the extent that Elden Ring did.
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>>483567862
>Now there's actual discussion around them.
The zoomer generation was raised by streamers due to parental neglect, cut them some slack and just ignore it.
Getting groomed as a teenager seriously messes you up.
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>>483567247
It's an innocence we can only emulate, and god does it feel good to let go

>>483567843
I think it was only 1/ea with an extra 10% for his incantations
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>>483567786
It’s actually the reverse. The majority of the world treats the sun as masculine, actually. You see sky father and earth mother themes all over the world too. But this is misleading, since simply saying a sun god is male isn’t the same as saying the sun is masculine. It’s just the persona of the celestial body.
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>>483566508
>>483566625
nah it depends on whether or not the janny agrees with the dude you report and sometimes they're literally the janny in question and will never be banned
e.g. it's incredibly fucking hard to get anyone banned for political shit and some people will have meltdowns and flood threads and never be touched
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oh amygdala, go easy on the poor bastard
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>strawpoll doesn't fucking exist anymore

Fuck. I want to know how many of you fucks beat the game with spirit summons or a greatshield.
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Bros I don't want them to take our perfume damage away from us...
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>>483567980
Yeah, I know it's been bad for quite some time, but the ecelebs being accepted seems pretty fresh to me.
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>>483567952
ours is a little sapling about waist high
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>>483567920
>Ranni you should respect space
>ummm, why????
>points at the fucking stoned mages
At the end of the day, you don't know what you're dealing with. The moon just seems to be easier to not fuck it up.
>>483567926
You kill everyone at the DS3 DLC, but you have the HOPE of a better world being made with the painter. It doesn't happen here.
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>>483565181
Its easy, and theres a stake in case you die. Head right from the church and just parry him after loading up on focus.
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>>483568090
>. Only the big quasar laser threw me off.
Same but it did so little damage I could just mess up the timing and heal through it
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>>483567965
It was a brilliant decision to take a well loved goofy element of the original game and turn it into a fucking body horror freakshow
Marika just used it to transport corpses so they would be reborn. Hornsent used it for a deliberate torture.
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>at 12 fragments when the patch dropped, looking forward to explore and find the rest
>now I'm suddenly basically at max power, no more incentive

Wow, fuck this patch.
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Minor Erdtree all but confirms that Melina is Marika’s creation/daughter

It also confirms that Marika is a cunt who is totally okay with sacrificing her kids
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>>483567920
>How do you “meet” the moons
Rennala and Ranni mastered their own brands of sorcery, and Rellana's twin moons are a symbol of her magic swordsmanship. Ranni was enchanted by her mother's display of sorcery and was inspired to master her own kind.
>A certain snowy crone tells Ranni to always “fear” a certain moon
She was essentially telling Ranni she should respect sorcery and wield it responsibly.
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>>483568021
>wuthering
Famous novel
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wuthering_Heights
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>>483567682
isn't the point of you becoming elden lord to fix the world
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>>483567682
The world was always doomed, make what little happiness you can and go on adventures with Rya.
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>>483563658
Where even is that? I never encountered any seals
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>>483568246
Not if you stomped the fire keeper's face into the ground
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>>483568146
doesn't seem to happen too often in my experience but since the same kind of people tend to stick around the same threads i'm sure it can happen a lot depending where you post
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>>483565731
no they don't, trannjanns only ban what they or their bootlickers personally don't like unless it's a gross rule violation (even then spoilered porn may pass) or actual law violation like pedophilia
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>>483567910
DLC gave even more evidence to the theory that Marika helped Ranni to kill Godwyn, you headcanon retards just keep repeating the same mistakes
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I cant tell if the lava shits that come up when Bale attacks in second phase are jump able or not.
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>>483568175
i beat the game however i wanted and didn't look up anything online before i did. i am not an insecure child.
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>>483568110
somebody said it's bugged and it's 10% it's a flat 10. like last rites skill is +25
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>>483567778
Again, as adorable as it is that you think From does anything like that quickly - if it's a bug then it's not even certain it'll get fixed ever.
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>>483568246
Fearing the dark moon is very much the idea that we should be afraid of space and what comes out of it. But, the moon is also said to be a guide for countless stars, implying it sent them down. Aliens.
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>>483568080
>Finger Ruins of Rhia
>Finger Ruins of Dheo
>Abyssal Woods
these zones are very ''cinematic'' but their size is insane for such a tiny amount of content.
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>>483568352
Someone photoshop Hackyazaki and George Hack R Martin wearing this.
>>483567813
Okay, but why the fuck does it look like both Godrick and Godefroy are old enough that for Godfrey to have them in his lineage he should've clapped Marika's cheeks when he was like 14? Him and these other two God-rest-of-name-here are that similar in age. I know immortality and all, but it still feels fucky.
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Is there anything in that area post Midra?
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>Rykard snaked himself for no reason
LMAO
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>>483568329
we knew that melina was marika's daughter already
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>>483568294
You've got 20% more available. That's not 40% left, but it's not nothing.
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>>483568058
>>483568245
blows my mind they didn't reuse the animation Melina already had, the new spell looks pathetic and is worse than a warming stone
>>483568246
>At the end of the day, you don't know what you're dealing with. The moon just seems to be easier to not fuck it up.
Azur and Lussat are just brainlets, Rennala uses comet azur with no problems. Moon spells actually require a bigger brain, hence why Carians took over in the first place
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>>483566586
>this could change literally at any time
Dude, people have been getting away at cheating in these games for over a fucking decade. Easy Anti-Cheat is probably the most "effort" they've ever put into trying to stop people from cheating, and it's still worse than the community-made anti-cheat for Dark Souls 3 that modders were forced to develop because your save data and/or ability to play online was not safe without it (malicious hackers could brick your save or force illegal items into your inventory that would get you banned). Fuck, Easy Anti-Cheat is such a useless piece of shit that I would not be surprised if the entire thing was just one big grift to scam developers out of their money.
No big ban wave is coming, From do not give a shit. If they gave a shit, they would have looked at what Blue Sentinel did to prevent malicious hackers from fucking with people instead of putting that resource-hogging piece of shit on top of their game and calling it a day. It's not like they don't pay attention to the modding community; they basically implemented Wex Dust into the game and Miyazaki just spoke about the possibility of future games having a "seamless" co-op experience.
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This DLC made Marika my favourite character in the setting
Everything she did was completely understandable. Although it gives a lot of validity to Goldmask too because everything transpired exactly because she was a normal, flawed human, caged inside divinity.
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>>483566753
Where do i get this shield?
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>>483568246
You didn't get any hope with DS1, Artorias, DS2, SotFS, Bloodborne (you killed the ayys but they are still out there and now you are one of them) and all of the DS3 endings are bad. the painting doesn't mean jack shit because it only delays the inevitable until the Ariandel painting burns away along with the rest of the people AND that painting burn with it
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>>483567910
We have been robbed. Ughh...
>>483568527
Rykard looks very old compared to the rest. He was probably cursed by something and had to do it.
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>>483568335
That doesn’t tell me the moons aren’t at all intelligent, or aware in some way.

To assume they’re just moons, is also to assume that no man at Raya Lucaria had ever reached above 60 intelligence, if we are to assume they never glimpsed it.

Not only is that retarded, it paints an even bigger “women rule, men suck, magic is a female force” picture, which is gross.

No, clearly the moons are selective. They are something you intercept, intelligently.
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>>483568527
>Just wanted a family after dad left
Many such cases
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>>483568347
whats her problem
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>>483568608
wasn't that just like a dream manifestation of rennala?
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Honestly I'm fine with the scadu buff as long as they don't nerf the bosses themselves. The only changes they should make are fixing Gaius's hitboxes and zooming out the camera on the larger enemies.
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>>483568142
>You see sky father and earth mother themes all over the world too
Eh? You see that in proto-indo-european cultures, and I will note that the proto-indo-europeans usually don't have the sky father and earth mother actually have much to do with each other. The Divine Twins are born of the Sky-Father but their mother isn't the Earth Mother and the latter tends to also have strong cthonic and death ties.

>The majority of the world treats the sun as masculine, actually
The PIE culture treats the sun as feminine, though maybe subordinate to the actual celestial dome; many of their descendents seem to have originally done so too and the Norse for instance still had a female sun goddess. Japan does the same. China is inconsistent despite the yin-yang dichotomy since yin-yang isn't actually really internally translatable in the split of its themes. Egypt had like 20 solar deities and a good number were female. The "hard" sun is masculine/moon is feminine distinction tends to be fairly recent in the grand scheme of things.

Anyway I don't think that separate from the sun god that the sun itself is masculine in any meaningful way. It's warm and really shiny and that's about it. Dudes tend to be warmer than women, I guess?
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>>483568650
the problem with goldmask ending is that it means stagnation when literally every from game is all STAGNATION BAD
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>>483567538
>it's been like this so far
>so they won't enforce the rules
>my reason? heh, it's because i do it and i never got banned
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>>483568605
Each blessing felt pretty significant though, it was cool.
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>>483568401
The St Trina stuff talking about Godhood being a prison certainly made me think that it was commenting on motivation for Marika more than anything else
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>>483566854
based I agree anon, after Bloodborne I don't know how any player isn't immediately suspect of Ranni wanting an Order of Stars centred on the Moon
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FUCK these things
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I've been doing some testing because I noticed something strange, and I think I've found a bug
>one handed dark moon greatsword
>1st r1 against an aware enemy: 1000 damage
>2nd r1: 600 damage
>3rd r1: a little more than 1000 damage
Anyone else notice this? I haven't tested any other greatswords but I wonder if the r1 chain multiplier had it's value borked on the second hit for the one handed moveset, or maybe it's a DMGS thing.
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>>483562318

I love Miquella!
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>>483566423
this is what im really struggling with.

everyone talks about summoning being cheating but it's literally in the game in offline mode, it's part of the single player experience, and maybe the bosses are only so fucking difficult because people refuse to use things specifically put in the game for them to use? like, has any anon ever thought that maybe the game is balanced around spirit summoning or summoning an NPC for a fight? and the only reason it's so brutally hard is because you refuse to use half of the stuff you're supposed to use? honestly curious.
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>>483568742
yes
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>oathseeker, which is the dlc basic knight set but black, doesn't also have 51 poise
>solitude set is way heavier for its placement in the menu
>night set is lighter and frailer for its placement in the menu
what did they mean by this?
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>>483568227
It's the only way zoomers know how to interact with the world
My little sister spends more time watching minecraft streamers than actually playing minecraft
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>>483568706
Oh OK, you're just retarded. Carry on then.
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>lorefags and muh happy ending fags are still upset
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>>483566347
it's disingenuous to imply everybody will be using the same broken build asmon is using. holding l2 while spamming r1 is not especially difficult
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>>483568660
It's basegame, you get it from Stormveil in that courtyard with all the slave knights and the fire turrets
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REMINDER: this was Miyazaki keking at lorefags.
https://youtu.be/Z-tTBlGc860?feature=shared&t=138
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>>483568724
I hate off model coomerbait so fucking much.
Rya is pure, leave her alone and go jerk off to that slut Marika or Ranni the lovestruck loser instead.
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>>483568650
>waging war against carians and the giants was totally justified
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>>483568279
i still don't understand the continuity with erdtree burial jars in the base game and the numen/shaman victims of the sacrificial jars in the dlc? her ptsd from seeing her shaman village get put in jars by hornsent?
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>>483568476
I was certain the big finger flute thing in the Rhia ruins was going to summon a big fuck off field boss fight. What a giant waste of space.
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>>483565625
/erg/'s Miquella content is tame.

>>483566254
>give me tips on how I should go about doing the npc questlines
find ansbach's crosses before you enter shadow keep / go past bonny village
drink loli plant poison 4 times when given the option (don't ask, just do), talk, then do it again until the loli plant asks you to kill someone
dryleaf dane wants you to gesture with the gesture he gives you. don't worry, he survives, go all-out.
the second finger crater is accessed by the marika statue next to hogrider. there's a gesture you get at bonny village, use it there.
don't tell moore what to do. indecisiveness is the best option.
igon and hornsent summon signs are actually in the arenas themselves.
shadow keep, look for an area with burning boats, go down a ladder, look for a hidden wall next to a chest.
two NPCs go catatonic after a certain point - you get a one-time choice of giving either a grace iris or a shadow iris. there's two of each so you can use the same twice if you find it, you're not limited - grace is mercy and gives their spirit ash (useless), shadow is suffering and gives you their gear (cruel, but useful).

figure the rest out, you've got everything you need there, no major spoilers

>And is there a point of no return that I should not cross before?
tl;dr burning the tree = PONR again
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>>483568801
The rune bears of the DLC. I just run past them all.
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>>483568110
>picture
Myrmidon the Forgiven is 2000% better than Prime Radahn
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>>483568917
To preserve the Golden Order? Yes, it was. It's a part of a monkey paw she got while becoming a god. She was forced to commit the same brutalities as hornsent did.
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>>483568875
Ranni loyalist just keep on winning.
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>>483565430
>Hippo
It's Messmer Romina Radahn
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>ash of war that can literally only be used with 1 (one (uno(unus(⠁)))) weapon
gee I wonder if they rushed this dlc
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>>483568837
summoning isn't cheating, it's an optional easy mode (or hard mode depending on some useless npc summons).

in my opinion, the duo bosses in the base game were all balanced around spirit summons, but from underestimated how much people would perceive them as the easy mode they are and avoid using them, so they were forced to nerf the boss ai so they were less annoying.
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>>483568761
Goldmark ending is just some schizo with the audacity to try and replace the greater will.
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>>483568374
Next time the vaccine guy has a meltdown and starts spamming the thread with studies about vaccine dangers or whatever try reporting him and see where it gets you
I've never seen him so much get a post deleted despite him just straight up ranting about politics without even posting Elden Ring screenshots or fanart to disguise his post
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why do my inputs get eaten so much in this game
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>>483568837
Look fag I do that shit PURE first playthrough then I get to do all that gay shit you say is totally normal but is clearly unnatural
You dumb homosexual
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Golden Hippo gave me an epiphany
"Gold" is literally just the power of the crucible that Marika took and the Elden Beast structured into Order.

The Misbegotten and the Omen aren't reviled because Marika hates the hornsent, or because of some mysterious curse placed on her. They are what's produced by the natural state of the Crucible. Order makes things come out the way they do in the Golden Order, so when the Golden Order spits out an Omen, it's evidence that the Order's power is weakening, that the Crucible's power Marika took to become a god is regressing, returning to its natural state. That the Order can no longer uniformly prevent the birth of Omens and other fuckeries is a sig of its terminal decline--a decline we were already signalled by item descriptions claiming the Erdtree used to shower the land's between with blessings but has long been withering and no longer blesses anyone.
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>>483568404
>>483568175
my bro used moonveil through the entire DLC and got plenty of skibbidi so idk why i should even keep giving a shit anymore tbhwy. i think i've reached the point where the only thing i'll look down on is summoning real people to beat the game for you. anything you can do in offline mode should be considered fair game.
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>>483569037
>winning
Your girlfriend's ending got shit on too, retard.
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>>483568761
It's not Stagnation, it's the gods can't change the rules anymore, because Marika was changing and scheming shit all the time. The issue is now we have a better idea why she did it. It just recontextualizes that not only Marika and the gods were a problem with the Golden order, but so are humans. Ymir comes out sounding correct outside his tranny schizo desires.
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>>483568928
also please include my vader build ty ty
i've just been playing the game and haven't been in the thread, has there been a dlc fc yet?
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>theres a dedicated horse parkour section of the dlc
I'm going to scream
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>get summoned at radahn
>host has scadutree blessing at 10
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>>483568928
>i still don't understand the continuity with erdtree burial jars in the base game and the numen/shaman victims of the sacrificial jars in the dlc
Basically she turned a tool of torture into a tool of rebirth and hope.
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>>483567497
The Land Between feel so mundane by comparison. It's gonna be jarring when I eventually start a new game and find myself running around in
>a generic forest and open grassy fields
>a gigantic puddle
>hell
>a generic forest and grassy fields but it's autumn
>snowy mountains
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>>483569123
Ummm, no. I thinkin' I won copemaxxer
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>>483569073
the last time i saw that guy his posts did start getting deleted after the second straight hour of spamming
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Why are bluesummons the biggest bitches in the game?
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>>483565732
Same. Good job, PERFUMEGODS
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>>483569173
10 is honestly a bit on the high level for Radahn desu
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>>483569137
>it's not stagnation but the rules can't change anymore
okay
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>>483569054
better than having multiple ashes that can only be used on one weapon
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>>483568608
>Azur and Lussat are just brainlets
Their brains are no longer mushy and wrinkly like yours.
>Rennala uses comet azur with no problems
So does the player. Pursuing the current takes different forms, and I don’t think the queen of Caria is one to shove a primeval glinstone into her heart and soul.
>Moon spells actually require a bigger brain
Only because the moons are clearly alive in some form, and can only be “met” in a few key places. They are conditional, and favor Carian women. They are also likely highly kept secret spells, just like Carian Retaliation. You can find Ranni’s in a box.
>hence why Carians took over in the first place
They took over because Azur and Lusat were no longer around or human enough to defend the academy. They were rocks when they were “expelled”, and you can determine this by carefully analyzing the choice words of Sellen.
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>>483568064
>retard who never plays videogames calling anyone a schizo
play other games and look at shit you are allowed to have when all your enemies are AI and you don't have to account for redniggers blaming their skill issues on everything else
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going through the base game and these gargoyle bosses are the worst thing ever, im using a rapier and the damage feels terrible despite me being appropriately leveled (maybe slightly too high?)and its so hard to consistently damage them with their wonky hitboxes.
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>>483569263
maybe if you have brainrot and dont explore at all
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>>483569259
Meanwhile you have incantations doing like 100 damage
I'm starting to think Michael Zacky and co are actually pretty shit devs
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>>483568894
Lorefags weren't even a thing yet to the size and faggotry dense cesspool they are now
But this is a prime example of how item descriptions when written like they are the spoken word of someone else are basically unreliable narrators.
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>>483567476
some anons here figured out that you can use Rolling Sparks to delete everything and we had 2 days of it here before it broke containment.
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>>483569372
use storm blade. they aren't especially strong against standard damage.
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>Mimic's Veil
>Also known as "Marika's Mischief"
>the DLC is literally veiled
>Her "ahm..em..etoo..." meme is actual fucking lore now
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This place is so pretty, god I wish I lived there (minus the spiderscorpions)
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>>483568928
She repurposed the Jars because her Order needed some way to transport corpses to tree roots so they could be reborn. You might also interpret it as Marika sparing the Living Jars themselves because they weren't actually responsible for the genocide, and granting them new purpose under her Order. In that sense maybe early Marika really was merciful and gracious before eons as a space-slug's chattel god made her jaded.
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>>483560638
Did you miss all the envoys at the haligtree dumbfucker
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>>483569094
That's pretty good
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>fight dancing lion boss
>die for hours

>finally decide to use a spirit summon
>beat it first try

i hate this so fucking much it's unreal. i just want a good fight miyazaki why must you do this to me?
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>>483569372
You need striking damage as they resist slashing and piercing damage
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>>483569259
ZAPPP
I wonder how long until the normies catch on, haven't seen anyone post this as cheese for Radahn yet on youtube.
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Did I fucked up by leveling to 169 for DLC?
I forgot that I had to stop at 150 for co-ops and PvP...
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>>483569094
holy shit you're right anon. So the putting of Omen into the sewers was less bigotry (as we first thought) but to cover up the decline of the Golden Order? Might double as a coping mechanism by Marika of the genocide by the Hornset
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I did it. Goddamn that was pretty hard.
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>>483569538
Every fight is balanced around using a spirit summons and its fucking terrible. I really hope this "feature" isn't used in future installments.
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When are we getting Crucible tongue and centaur...
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>>483569612
no lol
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>>483569137
The rules were written and edited around by Marika in the first place though
Goldmask's schizo shit doesn't make any sense with the reveal that there was never any "perfect" golden order, and the description of the minor erdtree spell really makes it seem like too much order, not too much humanity, was the real problem with the Golden Order.
>Secret incantation of Queen Marika.
>only the kindness of gold, without Order
>set in the SINGLE most idyllic scene in the entire game, nothing even compares with Marika's own hometown for peacefulness and serenity
The big golden tree in the Age of Order to me is a veneer of gold over a foundation that's completely rotten. Goldmask's turned the lights back on, but the Golden Order is fundamentally broken and making it immutable doesn't fix it, it just makes it impossible to even patch up best you can.

>>483569214
I must've missed it then but I remember spending like half a day alternating between reporting him and telling him to fuck off and he never got a deleted post
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>>483569183
Feels so fucking weird to finally get my wish of an ARPG with a huge, colorful, multi layered world out of DLC of all things, and without the limits of a ten years old tablet.
Makes DD2 look like a complete joke, too.
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>>483568698
>That pic
>We could've had a kino comedy DLC akin to the 7th prince with miquella and his simps
>Instead we get disgusting adult miquella riding radahns ugly ass instead of going on an adventure with the player
Fuck this shitty DLC and the last minute rewrite
Elden ring is literal fucking garbage
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>>483569538
its really not that bad just hug the middle of the lion
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>>483569612
You are fine, stop listening to the DS3 schizos
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>>483569435
There's a bunch of things that have placeholder numbers, most perfumes and weapons included and ended up undertuned because of it (perfumes are literally only viable because of a bug with one ash of war). They clearly didn't have time to test it.

The vast majority of new weapons and spells are just bad or meh, with some rare exceptions.
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>>483569538
now that the game's main playerbase is normies that want to play co-op with their friends, the game is balanced around multiple people in boss fights. doing bosses solo is not the intended way of playing the game. you are only making it harder on yourself by not summoning or using spirit ashes (which were probably just put into the game for offline players who cannot summon)
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>>483569257
Because you usually have to wait hours to get a summon, it usually catches people unaware because they're just exploring other stuff.
Just imagine them going "oh shit, oh shit, oh shit I don't want to die like a bitch and disappoint the host"
I want blue invasions against high threat reds to be brought back instead of this garbage.
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>>483569738
>They clearly didn't have time to test it.
THEY HAD TWO FUCKING YEARS
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>>483569681
i ain't playing DD2 without mods to fix the shitty balance and give infinite tp stones and stamina out of combat. unreal old game design
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>>483569560
I posted it to my small youtube channel so at least I can always point to it and say "I was first"...
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>>483569681
Now remove the piss filter on half the map of the DLC and it'd be even better
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why can a scorpion/centipede hybrid creature also fly, they have no wings and scarlet rot isnt some leviation magic
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>>483563972
>gay femboy is killed immediately by a murderhobo coked up on heterosexual lust so strong it makes him kill gods
?
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>>483565486
>>"A lord not for gods, but for men..."
Is there even an ending that allows this? Either you become Maria's new elden lord, Ranni's, or you burn everything down
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>>483563515
Based
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>>483569612
ds3 brainrot post
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>go into arena
>solitude
>solitude
>moore
>solitude
>solitude

I'm so glad poise is a stat
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>>483569789
I mean, yeah? And apparently, it wasn't enough. I'm just gonna wait for the balance patch so I can actually use most of the new stuff.
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>>483569758
offline players can still summon NPCs.
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>>483569837
It's what happens when an ideas guy is given overall control of a game's development
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>>483569054
probably just easier to set it up like that so it can be infused with anything while still having that unique ash
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>Meanwhile Ymfah has been playing DS2
How can a man be so based?
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>>483569094
Great, it's Gwyn and linking the flame all over again, except in Elden Ring Marika hasn't figured out how to rekindle it and no one has been batshit enough to go full witch of Izalith
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What's the smallest catalyst in the game? I want to make it seem like sorcery spells are shooting out of my guy's hand like they do with incantations.
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>>483569445
They always existed. I didn't mean he was laughing at vaati or someone in particular, just people who think they should be able to perfectly understand and map every single gimmick of game's world and history.
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>>483569738
the most egregious one is Rain of Fire which literally tickles enemies despite its long cast time and high stat requirement
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With all the shit Miyazaki made to prevent having an easy mode, I'd just perfer an actually balanced easy/hard mode setting tbqh
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>>483568018
Yes, and most of those did not get nerfed until 2 years after the fact
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>poleblade of the bud
is it just me or does that thing have a very shitty moveset?
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>>483568746
>Egypt had like 20 solar deities and a good number were female
The ruling chief sun god, which was rare to be the same figure age to age, was or is always a man. The god of magic, stars and the moon is a man, though. Thoth.

>The "hard" sun is masculine/moon is feminine distinction tends to be fairly recent in the grand scheme of things.
It’s really not, since it’s been an up down trend subject to interchangeability in and out of our histories.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_father

Similar to how three women who control the fates and destinies of mankind can be seen throughout Europe as well.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fates
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>>483569941
i wonder whose idea it was to sell tp stones for real money
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>>483569259
>god gets BTFO by some perfume after centuries of well laid plans
kek, just the thought of this is hilarious
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>>483569758
>doing bosses solo is not the intended way of playing the game
???
You can't use spirit summons in coop, literally half the areas in the game hold no value outside giving you these things.
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>>483569681
PLEASE DON'T REMIND ME ABOUT DD2 IT MAKES ME DEPRESSED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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>>483569945
they could have just made it so the weapon spawns with the ash applied, like they did a million other weapons. instead they separated two things that can only go together because lol lmao this has gotta count as more content, right?
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>>483569663
>me, using both
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rate my build
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>>483569094
So is a new lord stikcing their dick in Marika the equivalent of kindling the flame?
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>>483569538
Same. It wouldn't be so bad if he went back to his base phase in between the different elemental phases, but I literally could not out-DPS him at +5 Scadu.
Tried and tried, only got close twice.
Popped Mimic and he went down instantly.
Retarded balance.
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>>483569614
No reason it can't be both

>>483569094
What're the chances this happened because Marika actively stopped maintaining the Golden Order? She shed off Radagon, who's the Leal Hound of the Order, and now that we know Miquella's sheddings can literally create new NPCs out of thin air (St. Trina) that implies she abandoned the Golden Order
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>>483569690
>Elden Ring
>Ever being anything but suffer porn and cock and ball torture
You are worse than lorefags slurppers
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>>483565756
we monster hunter now
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>>483569789
The dlc is almost as big as the base game which took them like 5 years to develop.
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>improves backsteps
damn
is anyone ever going to use that?
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>>483570151
>47 vigor
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>>483570104
>You can't use spirit summons in coop
that's because they are meant to be a replacement for co-op summons, in case a boss has no NPC summon and the player is offline
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>>483567737
>There is no evidence of the moons being intelligent.
>>483567920
>It might be an outer god that does not want to be worshiped.
>>483568246
>At the end of the day, you don't know what you're dealing with. The moon just seems to be easier to not fuck it up.

Lord of the Night is the dedicated Nox / Primeval Current Outer Being, that Renalla has been manipulated into nudging Ranni towards as revenge against Radagon, before she got mindfucked by the Rune of Rebirth, and boils down to a sentient black hole that looks back at you when you look into the abyss, you triple nigger lorelet retards.
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>>483568746
>Anyway I don't think that separate from the sun god that the sun itself is masculine in any meaningful way. It's warm and really shiny and that's about it. Dudes tend to be warmer than women, I guess?
Sun god goes hard as a title for an Emperor, Lunar Princess/ Queen sounds sexy and feminine. sun is male moon is female
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>>483570151
wear a helmet you freak
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any chance they implement godwyn update ? a frost ancient dragon would be nice too
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>>483568761
You're talking about a guy who's trying to find logic on something that has no logic on it. That's his fault.
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>>483568864
I try not to be a generational gap retard, but that's grim.
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>>483569789
Two years? They were working on Armored Core lmao
Did you forget?
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>>483569482
NOOOOO- MY THEORY THAT MARIKA IS GOLDEN TEAR IS RUINED- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anyway… what’s the relationship between the shaman village and the Nox

The black knives are Numen of the cities of the Nox…

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN

Are the shaman folk surface dwellers that split off from the underground? If that is the case, then how come Marika has “close ties” to the black knives, who are from the underground cities?
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>>483570151
Why are you underleveled?
150 was the base level before the DLC bro
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>>483570151
As someone who used Rellana's Twin Blades the whole DLC:
fucking hell it needs a buff. It's AoW is fucking garbage against anything it can't stagger, the weapon itself has a really cool moveset but fuck me it doesn't stagger 1 bit.
It would be my #1 new favorite weapon but those drawbacks are such a gamer changing it's infuriating.
Still, I beat Radahn with em so they're not all that bad.
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>>483570031
The Fates are PIE exclusive and the Sky-Father's most recognizable form is also PIE. The Fates don't exist in sinic or turkic religions, for example.
>sky-father
The Sky-father is not usually also the sun-god, though.
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>>483570151
>antisynergy with cameo and multiattack talismans
>150
>low vig
>no defense talismans
>3 swords for no good reason
?
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>>483570353
>Game studious have only one development team
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>>483570115
I'm so sorry anon
I tried to warn people about certain bad signs i saw in DD2 trailers like a huge emphasis on a Zorah Magdaros esque setpiece boss, but this made me a discord tranny apparently despite the fact i clocked 150 hours in the DDDA and enjoyed it.
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>>483570231
its literally broken in pvp just a bit under swift slash, idk about pve seems useless
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>>483569789
>spent first 6 months post launch fixing performance bugs and patching in bugged questlines
>then launched the free arena and other stuff
>majority of team was working on AC6 and whatever their new IP will be
>initially didn't even plan to make a DLC at all(were surprised by the sales and corporate eventually demanded it) so none of the early planning was done like with standard FROM DLC
pretty easy to see why they had issues and the DLC doesn't really seem coherent in many places
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>>483570151
Trash
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What is this guy doing here?
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>>483570231
getting 6 iframes on backsteps is not fucking worth 30% more damage taken
this would be situational at best even without the massive loss in survivability.
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>>483570320
zero
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Is invasion just not worth bothering with in this game?
I've been trying some DLC invasions and it's just metabuilds and cancer all the way.
I remember in ds3 it was only worth it to invade on sub-90 twinks.
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>>483570308
>King of the Silver Crescent
>Lady of Golden Dawn
There you go
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Is messmers flame arts considered magma?
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>>483570442
chilling
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>>483569990
Fair fair. Artorias DLC is always my got to example of "never trust base game lore" in FromSoft games unless the game doesn't get DLC ala Sekiro
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>>483570356
she fucked them
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>>483570002
But when the enemy uses it, it's literally a hell on earth.
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>>483570231
it will get used in the inevitable youtube video "CAN I BEAT ELDEN RING BY ONLY BACKSTEPPING?"
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>>483570442
Give that nigga a warming stone, dawg
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>>483570442
Friend :)
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>>483566614
never heard of it
probably won't be playing it either
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>>483568637
>Easy Anti-Cheat is such a useless piece of shit that I would not be surprised if the entire thing was just one big grift to scam developers out of their money.
is this your first time working with corporate sales? the eac guys sent a good sales guy to fromsoft. that's why from uses it.

>No big ban wave is coming
i don't expect it to come either. but why risk it when there's literally no benefit? i already have so much shit that i'll never use it. dozens of starlight shards and now i won't even use those since we have a talisman that returns fp hella fast.

>From do not give a shit.
we don't know that. it's possible, even likely, that they do care deeply about it. but they don't act for one reason or another. if they did not give a shit then why is there a big popup every time you turn on the game saying that they give a shit and will ban your ass for doing it.
>If they gave a shit, they would have looked at what Blue Sentinel did
and what, hire an entire team of security engineers? do you know how much the salary is for a guy who writes that kind of code? because nobody in-house can do it. their guys writing netcode can barely make pvp work and for all we know that's all some ultra-legacy code from demon souls that nobody even understands anymore and it's an intern sweating balls to make the netcode work at all. and you want them to reverse engineer blue sentinel (it doesn't release source code)? my brother in miquella there is no way they would do that when they can just give 0.01% of sales (no money down) to eac and throw eac under the bus if something isn't perfect.
the eac guys probably even did all the integration for them too.
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>>483570407
I mean it probably didn't help that there were ACTUAL shazamnigger indians in the threads that got up at 6:30 am sharp india time every fucking day and stopped posting around 9 am india time every fucking day
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I just gave Igon's Bell Bearing to the husks at roundtable but nothing happened, ie no new store. Did it glitch?
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lore accurate
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>>483570254
Nope, retard. The moon is no longer a special thing since it also chose Rellana

The idea that the moon chose Rennala to produce Ranni can now be dropped since Miyazaki is an idiot for putting this much “omg two moons epic” shit into the dlc

He ruined his favorite faction without even realizing what he did

The moons are no longer special
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>>483570442
he got tired, heal him with a warming stone and go talk to moore
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>>483570176
i out DPS'd him, but it involved infinite hyper armor bonking. im kinda curious now if i can stack enough poise to be able to do something similar with the solitude GS. i'd really love to play through the rest of the DLC with the solitude GS if possible, but i couldn't make it work against the lion.

took me 3 hours and changing around my build for different weapons until i finally found something that worked. stacking defense and healing is key. godskin swaddling cloth is actually pretty legit, and i'd rather be gaining back life rather than doing a bit more damage with something like the attack buff multihit talismans. he's weak to strike damage. i can tell if i used a spirit summon alongside this it would have been piss-easy.
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>>483570583
>>483570620
but I killed him
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Is the Incantation you get from the final boss of the DLC good at all?
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>>483570395
Did you forget this is FromSoft we are talking about? Forget Dark Souls 2 base vs Bloodborne? B team sucks where's my A team?
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>>483563669
>>483569560
seems like theyve caught on. this one doesnt even seem to understand you need to aim on the ground and not use target lock >>483566989
>>483569843
based sister. i did the same a couple of days ago
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>>483570385
>The Sky-father is not usually also the sun-god, though.
No but they often go hand in hand
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>>483570608
this makes my sword the greatsword
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Why do Elden Zoomers get so mad when you compare Elden Roll to older Roll Software games?
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>>483570484
I mean I thought of Solar Princess and that also works, esoteric rite done in the moonlight also works.
Either way though the Moon in Elden Ring is most likely another Outer god like the Formless Mother, the Sealed Rot God, The Greater Will and its 'Fingers' etc
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>>483570678
oopsies
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>>483570719
>where's my A team?
Working on SpellBound.
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>>483563280
bro your parry
>>483563396
Yes, blocking them works great because they deal almost no damage or stamina damage
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>>483569094
Sounds like somebody needs an answer.
The correct answer.
A Final Solution.
Golden.
Order.
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Get mimicked lol
Gay sunflower. Bring the trap here instead
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>>483570608
No wonder Ansbach is willing to face down a god with us, he saw his lord get hypnoraped by Miquella and knows nothing good will come from his age.
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>>483570104
you can use spirit summons with NPC yellow sign summons though, can't you?
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>>483568894
I'd imagine Miyazaki hates the major lore youtubers because they basically enforce a single "canon" on the community, when his whole thing is to use your creativity and not be an NPC by coming up with your own headcanon based on what he gives you
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>>483570410
>its literally broken in pvp
I don't believe you
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I think I missed a Grace in the blue flowers area. Can someone check please?
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>>483570479
They keep pretending they care about the PvP by throwing a bone at us every patch but the problems run so deep it just isn't worth it, I had my fun with day 1 invasions, maybe I'llt ry this weekend again otherwise I think I'm done
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>>483570470
fuck
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>>483570626
im curious how the cloth works with malenias rune now that it got buffed
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>>483570678
The pests are working with Moore who'll now invade you ontop of depriving you his merchant services
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>>483570385
I believe he is discussing western themes where the sun is masculine and the moon feminine; typical Druidic dualities.
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So.. when are they going to fix radahn's phase 2?
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>>483570914
i'm not fueling your completionist brainrot, anon. seek help
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Brehs I'm starting to get obsessed with the idea of a two-handed Quality build.

What are some weps?
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>>483570914
You missed two
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>>483569979
>no one has been batshit enough to go full witch of Izalith
Goldmask
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>>483570983
>wow image
not replaying
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>>483570909
you can backstep any great weapon on reaction and get a free backstab, and backstep out of dual straightsword l1 spam and get a free backstab
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>>483570983
Milady
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>>483570982
I'm not filling a list I need it for a thing.
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Whats a good ash to throw on this thing?

I've been doing Golden Vow, but I want to mix it up. STR/FTH for what its worth.
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>>483570914
You missed two actually, one at the middle south part where the cliff juts out
And one above the island near the shore.
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remember when you could cut off dragon tails for unique weapons
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>>483569772
>Just imagine them going "oh shit, oh shit, oh shit I don't want to die like a bitch and disappoint the host"

i literally leave blue summon on all the time so that if i actually get summoned to someone's world i can immediately jump off a cliff and gift the invader a bunch of flasks :)
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>>483570983
Make it one handed and use Ghiza's Wheel
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bwos? I miss the old plunging attacks
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>>483570607
check the main shop
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how do you dodge Elden Ringaloo: Twin Princes 2's aerial strike laser omega fuck field in phase 2?
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>>483570976
this week

>>483571083
sacred blade, golden land, prayerful strike
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>>483570231
Moreover, why is Miyazaki so opposed to giving backsteps i-frames by default? They're functionally useless in most situations since the vast majority enemies have a lot of forward momentum on their attacks (or their massive size gives them a significant reach advantage) so it can almost never been used to actually space anything out. It's just something you use every now and then when you know for sure that it won't get you fucked to look snazzy, even though just pressing R1 probably would have been just as effective.
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>>483570983
>wow image
Based and replying

Try the dragon hunters great katana
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>>483570941
how the hell was I supposed to know that he was working with bugs?
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>>483569178
>>483569495
marika's genius seems to have been combining the life essence or healing of gold with the power of order. it makes sense she would be seen as a saviouress by many, not only humans, after eons of rule by dragons and hornsent.
at what point did she become the vassal of the elden beast? how does manus metyr factor in, and how is the mother of fingers related to the elden beast? were they just two separate falling stars from the outer will?

>>483569372
learn their moveset and break their stance with jump attacks. i used to hate them but now they are my favorite field boss to fight
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>carry Igon through Jagged Peaks including the 2 dragon fight
>leave Bayle for later on
>come back, kill Bayle
>completely forget to summon Igon

i should kms
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>>483569663
>le strawman
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>>483570983
claymore
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>>483569738
No human hand actually 'balances' weapon stats before release. They have an algorithm that automatically populates any weapon's stat/mv table. The problem is that this frequently produces results that a human wouldn't make. Perfumes have undertuned damage because their mv is split across all their multiple hitphases so that they all add up to a normal mv, but in some cases it's impossible for all these hitphases to apply to the same target. The algorithm doesn't care about that, it just splits the appropriate value between all fields.

Another good example is the Light GS having an inappropriately low damage level on its jumping attacks, because they're multihit. Or similarly, the Dryleaf Arts having an inappropriately high damage level on its multihit heavy/jumping attacks, making it way too effective at stunlocking things that are otherwise hard to stagger. You can infinitely loop a Fire Knight by just spamming jump heavy
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>>483571083
Love me golden land
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>>483571163
run away the instant he starts the animation and you won't take damage and you have a bit of time to recast buffs
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Because this game uses alchemical imagery, I just associated the alchemical sun with masculinity, and the alchemical moon with feminity.
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>>483571192
the bug was friendly, wearing a hat, and begged for its life
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>>483570236
needed to scrap off a little bit so i can meet the int and faith reqs for rellanas twinblades

>>483570309
but that puts me over the fatroll threshold

>>483570369
i wann see where the new level meta settles in befor i put more lvels into that build

>>483570379
The AoW on Rellanas is flashy but yeah it kinda sucks, i mostly only use it for AoE purposes and use my 2 mildays for fighting

>>483570394
I'm pretty sure you can stack the multiattack buffs with rellanas cameo if you trigger it befor going into stance
But i consider dropping rellanas twinblade aigani and puting the faith/int points back into vig and end
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You know, I should've known what kind of game Elden Ring would be when I first reached Limgrave and even the sheep started rollslopping.
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>>483570479
Password max level phantoms ruined the base game, it's why you have so many ass mad faggots getting filtered by the DLC because they didn't beat the game
If they still enforced the level range requirements on password phantoms it would basically be Dark Souls 3+
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>>483570874
>non TL ver
you're a faggot amongst faggots
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>>483571083
Prayerful Strike, it's insane how useful it is between the healing, damage, and poise it gives you
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>>483570608
>mohg coping about being abandoned to the sewers by taking on an overly sophisticated style
>finally finds some companions with his blood bros
>still deeply craves validation like Morgott despite it all
>Miquella uses this to take advantage of him
feel bad for Mohg, called it from day 1. Mohg was an easy victim from somebody like Miquella
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>>483567461
It does explain it tho. The sun face on the wickermen represents the corrupt fell god, which terrorized the hornsent and haunted their dreams.
He's comparing the guidance of grace to the fell god.
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>>483571192
Should've talked to him. And them being not aggressive is the first sign of "MAYBE DON'T SHANK THE BUGFOLK."
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>>483570784
They honestly don't
Zeus is a sky-father, Helios is the sun god (Helen might've been an alternate female form) and they've got nothing to do with each other they're not even from the same generation of god
Sol is a sun goddess and there IS no celestial sky god in norse mythology
An is the god of the celestial sphere in sumeria, Shamash is the sun god
The original Dyēus Phater is properly the god of the daytime sky, but not the sun (that's the goddess Sehul) and he also doesn't seem to rule the twilight sky or the nighttime sky.

anyway we're off topic at this point
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>no covenants
>broken spells,weapons,ashes
>empty zones with fuck all content
>dog shit peformance
>recycled enemies left and right, barely anything new
6/10 DLC lazy as fuck, they suck a dick.
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>>483571192
yeah that was my reaction, they didn't specify what the "forager brood" was and when you find the bugs they aren't fucking foraging at all they're sleeping. they only start foraging AFTER you heal them.
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>>483563972
this is like some weird metaphor for the woke LGBT feminist left vs. straight male conservatives.
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>>483571163
The instant he starts floating run directly away from the epicenter in as straight a path as possible. The timing is very tight
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asmongold god gamer
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>>483571337
There is no talk sign.
Plus, those bugs kill me too many times that I want to exterminate them.
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>>483571348
>>no covenants
They hate pvp anon it's over
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Miquella before the dlc
>little boy shota
>too sexy and desirable for his own good
>wants to help people
>is a proactive character
>goodest of boys
Miquella after the dlc
>disgusting adult
>abandons his ideals
>is a mind controller
>is a reactive character
why did they have to rewrite this shit
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>>483570983
is that actually in WoW now or is this a screenshot from some mobage
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I'm sitting on 3.4m runes
should I stick to level 150 or should I level up?
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>>483570031
The idea that the sun is masculine is the western angle. Asia is much bigger but in general it is still the same in a lot of parts.

Even in India the chief of gods of the nine planets is a man. I wouldn’t say the sun is masculine, but a male god denotes it.

The sun and the moon are whatever you consider them to be, as this depends on the culture in question, but in general the sun is masculinely considered, globally.
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>>483571348
you posted similar bait with the same webm yesterday, either get some new material or fuck off please
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>>483571295
>>483571256
>>483571165
thanks fellas. Gonna nip back to base game to make sure I found them.
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>>483571192
i don't know, I told him to kill himself and he did
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>>483571083
I've been using Sacred Blade since I cannot be fucked putting on the Stargazer Heirloom + one of the Burger King masks just to get the int required to cast Order's Blade.
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>>483571027
Rewriting the rules isn't the same as creating a new Golden order ala creating the chaos flame and nuking half the world into fire swamp demon land of the rushed development time
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>>483570231
Dark Souls 2 taught me what happens when you give backsteps 6 frames of invulnerability. I hope you're ready for endless ravioli backstabs being an absolute true punish to 90% of the attacks in the game.
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I think after this DLC pure faith builds are probably the strongest for invasions
Dryleaf Set is also the best fast roll fashion in the game and fits thematically too.
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>>483571428
>There is no talk sign.
DID YOU MISS THE FUCKING INTERACT BUTTON WHEN YOU FACE HIM
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What’s the highest amount of faith that’s worthwhile to invest in for a dragon communion build?
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>>483571465
stick to 150, it is the meta pvp level
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>>483568894
Gideon is definitely a lorefag parody. He's "all-knowing", he spends 99% of his time obsessing over books (lore descriptions) while achieving nothing in game. His helmets made of ears, since they have a lot of listeners.
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>>483571465
level up idiot
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>>483571460
>uoooh why did lucifer poison mankind and betray god, he was so pretty
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Thine proclamation to have overcome the ultimate challenge rings hollow
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>>483571465
i'm sticking to 150 for now
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>>483571465
Level up.
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>>483571472
take your meds schizoid
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>>483571465
150fags are the new 120fags
Move to 200
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>>483571524
30/ fth is the first softcap for the DCS and it gives you access to golden vow and a bunch of other shit like crucible incants or what have you
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What happens if I don't summon NPCs to boss fights?
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>>483571463
You're not gonna believe this but there are quite a few 3D adult artists who make pornography of World of Warcraft characters.
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>>483571083
idk prayerful strike for flavor maybe

any roar is probably also good, or the new shriek of sorrow
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>>483571343
>They honestly don't
They do. The sun is in the sky. The sky is most pronounced in daytime matters, and the nighttime reserved for observation.

Skyfathers can easily usurp the day and night, as that is their purview.
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Is the Shadowkeep like the midway point of the DLC? Feels like I can't progress any quests or get to like half of the areas without going through it.
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>>483570937
i haven't beat malenia, but i just looked it up and yeah i should probably go do that, looks OP as fuck if im just gonna keep triple bonking people.
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>>483571257
>>483571406
im so sorry. my dramatic description has misled you both i think
I'm not talking about the long channel, I'm talking about when he zips up like fuckin homelander and then timewarp strikes 4 times and when he lands he hits+causes an earthquake+buncha light
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>>483571662
the only one you must summon for his quest is the hornsent, he explicitly warns you to not kill messmer without him more than once
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>>483571662
Nothing negative hornsent gets butthurt he didn't get to help but nothing changes
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They're releasing a Scholar of the first sin version of this game that's only on PS5 and can handle 6 players, has covenants and the open world won't be as empty, hell the gravelords might be back too r-right bros
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>>483571470
japan's a notable exception though and miyazaki is from japan
then again gurm wrote the lore and gurm is so retarded that he makes his mongols ride male horses
because I guess he assumes that instead of drinking mare's milk the manly badass dorthraki guzzle stallion cum for sustenance
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>>483571654
Is it worth going to 36 for knights lightning spear to use with the flower stone gavel’s lightning negation reduction weapon art?
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>>483571295
I used to fuck with that in PvP, I would always get a ragequit when they get slammed by that and you healed back up all the damage you took throughout the fight
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How do I maximize damage with rolling sparks?
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>>483571465
Literally anyone is playing DLC at 180-200 at this point, if not beyond that. It SHITS runes.
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>>483571743
he'll be in leda's gank squad instead of [blank] if you don't summon him
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>>483571465
stick to 150, just buy all the arrows, smithing stones and materials you can
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>>483571748
yeah anon, they're putting it out right here behind this shed. just follow me. *loads shells into shotgun*
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>>483569789
they very obviously redid like 90% of this shit last minute like they do with every damn game
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>>483571680
dude, just play the game. why are you even posting on a mongolian basket weaving forum? is your brainrot so bad that you cannot take a single step in a game before confirming with some bots online if it's ok to or not?
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>>483571303
Oh thats makes a lot of sense thanks anon
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>>483571672
That's nice fanfiction, but it doesn't actually happen in real-life mythology or occult lore unless an actual merger of the deities in question happens, which happens surprisingly rarely, probably because both are so important.
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>>483571720
that one is a frame perfect midroll so i suggest using a shield instead to block then rolling the explosion
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>>483571752
>dairy is more manly and better for muscles than protein
retard
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>>483571845
I didn't summon him and he was still there though
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Going back to the base game is painful. Everything feels in slow motion
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>>483571574
stfu miyazaki
your shitty rewrite sucks
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>perfect block tear against Putrescent Knight
Kino
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>>483571910
>guzzling cum will make you manly and tough
fuck off faggot
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>Tanith sends you to your death by rykard
>isn't mad when you survive
>Ymir sends you to your death by finger mother
>Absolutely seething when you survive
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>>483570203
to be fair, just extending a base game shouldn't take that long with most of the assets made and features tested

that said there are reasons why it would be difficult (technical debt, shitty dev tools, too many new hires)
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>>483571791
it's a good spell but you can just get by with spamming normal uncharged lightning spear, up to you
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>teleport
I kinda wish there is a better way to climb here
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>>483570983
>wow image
not replying. cringe
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>>483570506
to be fair, AotA was probably the best case of how they handled dlc lore in the franchise. the other games just absolutely fumbled it when it came to the additional lore added. AotA effectively made no actual changes to the lore, only the difference being you know the truth behind it.
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DUDE LM\AO
PVP LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Auw4AgcNAM
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>>483571343
>Zeus is a sky-father
As the god of the skies, he is sovereign over all within and beneath the skies.
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THE LAST BOSS IN THIS GAME YOU CAN JUST BLOCK ALL HIS ATTACKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>483571921
he wants you to summon him to get his revenge, he gets mad if you wont
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>>483570874
>>483571292
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>>483571910
enjoy your heart attacks
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>>483572008
>hates pvp
>does nothing but find literal who videos
delete yourself
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>>483571680
The Keep is, for all intents and purposes, the meat of the DLC. It's the largest legacy dungeon by far with multiple entrances and exits and 3 fucking Remembrance bosses. Everything converges there, and while it looks like there are more "areas" past it, in practice they're really just sightseeing tours. Once you complete the Keep, you're essentially in the endgame and there's only 1 short dungeon and a secret optional area left before the final boss.
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>>483571973
One was a woman who knew her husband regenerates so she went crazy while she was eating him
The other is a tranny obsessed with wanting a uterus so he has no where to hide and cope
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>>483571829
Aim at ground in front of enemy. Equip the appropriate damage talismans
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>>483568875
There is plenty of really cool lore in this DLC to be honest. The finger stuff and the jars.
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>>483571921
yes, that is exactly what I said
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>>483572064
I'm talking about him appearing at the gank squad
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character assassination
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>>483572053
He, uh, explicitly isn't. He's terrified of Nyx and doesn't even have proper authority over any of the cthonic gods at all.
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>>483572164
so am i
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>>483569690
Just a few rewrites would've made it 10x better. While still being the same, just more involved with the story.
>Show up, Miquella talks to us. We meet the entire gang.
Fucking Leda only shows up in Rellana, what the fuck is she doing there? She said she would meet us shortly after. (Come now, touch the withered arm, and travel to the realm of shadow. I will not be far behind, may we meet again.)
>With the aid of the group, we walk around with Miquella, helping him discard his being
>Slowly, we see him change in real time.
>In the place where he discards St Trina, Thiollier abandons the group.
>Just after Rellana, Hornsent abandons the group to reach Messmer.
>Then, he abandons his Great Rune. That's where Leda's dialogue comes in about killing them. Since they are "traitors"
>Sir Ansbach has his doubts, but stick together nonetheless, since it's safer to do so. Changes his mind after finding out Miquella will use Mohg's body. Talk in secret with us and Freyja.
They did an amazing job with the NPCs, specially compared to older games and even Elden Ring itself. But Miquella's role in the DLC could've been better instead of just finding him for one phase and having a cutscene. It's like Melina in the base game where most people will just find her at the start, at Leyndell and then watch her burn herself.
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>>483572008
Not watching your YouTube channel. Advertising is against the rules
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>>483571885
That’s not fan fiction. That’s just common fucking sense. The sky is a massive as fuck purview, and celestial concepts are held within from the observers below.

The ancients looked to the stars in the night sky and considered them gods. The heavens are Heavenly.
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>>483572225
>>483572225
>>483572225
>>483572225
>>483572225
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>>483572221
i wish randomly mentioning e-celebs broke the advertisement global rule
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Why did they make Igon so fucking cracked?? I don't wanna be that guy, but it genuinely feels like I didn't beat the game, he does way more damage than other NPC summons..
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>>483572173
Explain what lore they changed without referencing a loretuber faggot's schizo delusion
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>>483568476
They should at the very least have added a ton of rare material there for you to pick up. Wouldn't fix it, but it would help.
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>>483572094
>messner
>hippo
who's the third? surely not pigbro, he's outside
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>>483572256
Then explain to me why Helios regularly defies and rats out Zeus in mythology
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heh, scary tree
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WHY IS MY FRAMERATE GOING DOWN TO 20 AND 30 DURING THE FINAL FIGHT
FUCK OFF MIYAZOKI
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I know assmangay beat the game in the cheesiest most pathetic way possible, but it's fine because i still get to watch the VODs where he died over and over and over again even with the most broken shit imaginable. thank you miyazaki you are truly the GOAT.

i don't even feel bad that he won. he's really just that bad. like he honest to god needed all of that because even with it he still got his ass kicked repeatedly, and was raging and grumpy for almost his whole playthrough.
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>>483572008
>Ironjar aromatic with swift slash, blues on and after half an hour of being as passive as possible they're still fighting at the entrance
That's fucking insanity who the fuck engages with this shit
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>>483572278
WE ARE ON PAGE 7 YOU FUCKING NEWFAG
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>>483572363
romina
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>>483572293
Me too, anon. Me too.
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>>483572175
Zeus is the god-king of gods, so…

>muh scared Zeus
There’s like ten different versions of the Greek gods you stupid idiot; in some he is the father of things like the three fates, in others he isn’t, and is subservient to their control of fate, even the destinies of the gods. When he is their father? They are subject to HIM.

It’s the same with Egyptian discussions, over how was chief god over what time period. There is no clear canon and there never fucking was.

Zeus is also a huge fucking asshole/rapist.
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>>483572373
because you updated the game and ray tracing turned back on by itself
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>>483572409
i didn't find that one
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>>483572379
Get a life man please
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>invade somebody
>it's 3 bullgoat people spamming swift strike
Good for them.
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>>483572219
Miquella doesnt need to be palling around with you, especially when the (You) and all the tarnished are a threat to the demigods, INCLUDING Miquella
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>>483572535
sorry i didnt read the quote chain. i believe anon is referring to the skibidi avatar
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>>483572379
spoiler alert, streamers play bad on purpose for content to appease braindead cucks like you and cause you to make posts like this - free advertising (yes, you do it for free)

also kill yourself
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>>483572568
did you die
i bet you died, you scrub
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>>483571460
Even Miyahacki has a family now, we were expecting too much of him not to give into the corpos demoralization agenda and prioritize his own well being over the integrity of a near masterwork.

At least we know the truth from item-description in the base game. Miquella never ascended to his adult form and is canonically a yandere shota stalking his promised Lord the Tarnished.
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>>483572008
>spamming swift slash button
sasuga... so this is this the fabled "invasion" gameplay seamless coopers have been missing out on
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>>483564830
I think people are being a bit hyperbolic when it comes to Miquella's portrayal in the DLC.
He's just a consequentialist with altruistic motives, and I don't recall anything indicating he abandoned Malenia.
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>>483569325
>make throwing weapons
>the range is dog ass
why is miyahacki like that?
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>>483572370
Because it depends on the version of the mythos you dumb ape.

The Egyptian gods were also gay as fuck and caught each others’ semen in their hands to cast spells on each other.

Zoroastrianism’s demons were also born out of a gay demon’s asshole from goon seshing way too hard. Zoroastrianism is also masculinely favouring, and considers women impure and more evil despite the fact that a male is responsible for all the evils in the world.

( Men represent order, women represent chaos—but even chaos has an order to its chaos, thus necessitating the chaotic order be masculine. )
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guys i'm not sure if i beat the game. how can i check?
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>>483572568
>invade someone
>sub 900 HP host and phantom getting railed by a Ghostflame dragon
I didn't even do anything, I just lore walked towards them until they got distracted and the boss one shot them.
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>>483571864
I would love to, but getting to a place before you have enough skibidis is sadly absolute cancer, so you always have to make doubly sure.
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>>483571901
ok, after fighting him a few more times, it is specifically linked to the gravity rock toss
i can dodge the rocks by unlocking and running, i can block the hits for minimal damage, i cannot figure out how the fuck to dodge the lightquake
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>>483572854
No achievements so there is no proof anyone beat the game
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>dude at moorth ruins won't talk to me
I see how it is
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>>483573052
Use a new gesture
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>>483569478
my rapier can't use it because its the ice needle, tried using the ice projectile and its range is pathetic is storm blade much better?
>>483569549
was hoping i could get through using rapiers but if im taking too long maybe ill try another weapon i fancy.
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WHY does Ansbach's scythe scale with DEX and WHY is it so shit regardless of whether you go DEX or ARC? Fucking hell this is a weapon you get after you beat the entire DLC. Literally an Occult Grave Scythe has higher damage, more bleed and arguably better AoW since you can change it
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>>483569482
>Her "ahm..em..etoo..." meme
the what
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>>483572568
>invade somebody
>there's another invader there as well
>he's spamming swift strike
>kill him
>sever finger out afterwards
fuck swift strike faggots
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>>483573236
his scythe has the highest damage of all scythes when you invest in dex
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>>483572760
It's not being hyperbolic in the least. Imagine having your beloved shota misrepresented into a luciferian Griffith who doesn't care about his yggdrasil tree house, his twin sister or his true promised Lord he groomed for the throne from the very beginning of the game.

You'd be mad too.
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ancient dragons are so fucking bad
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>>483572826
The claws of night are just a straight upgrade to them too.
>make a new weapon type
>give it a single weapon
>give an existing weapon type the same features but better and with less requirements

Bravo Mikuzoki
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I want to fuck Marika
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>>483563669
>youtubers are making videos about swift slash
LET ME HAVE FUN GODDAMNIT
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>>483573159
Found it after finding him. I skipped a boss and went around the castle going thru the fort of reprimand. Need to go back and fight that boss
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>>483573497
We know, Tarnished. That's the entire reason Messmer's seething.
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>>483563821
Show yours faggot.
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>>483573159
NTA, but I've only found one so far. And he won't react to that or the one you get for starting the DLC.
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>>483573216
yes, storm blade is amazing since it got buffed multiple times
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Do I HAVE to go to the colosseum to do pvp duels?
It's so far away......
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I have to rush this steak of an expansion cause retards in the tubes tell me to. Naw son, I'm going at my own pace, just won't download the update, I'm solo anyway.
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>>483573963
once you open them up you can just use the statue in the rouundtable
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>>483573360
The slight extra damage is not worth having half the bleed
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>>483573497
Same.
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>>483574232
well yeah, but if you're a bleed faggot you might as well just use paired swords
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>>483573705
The gesture is
>May the Best Win
and I think you find it next to the cross immediately after Rellana's castle pretty early on
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>>483570620
Can i use heal spells on them or they will die like that one dark souls npc?
Does any friendly bug work or some specific ones for moore's quest exist?
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>>483571208
How the fuck do you forget to summon Igon when the whole quest is about hearing the autistic screaming
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>>483574710
there are specific bugs in specific places and each one gives a specific reward. any heal works. they are white and not the romina pink ones.
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>>483573705
go ask leda
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GONNA LOSE MY FUCKING MIND AGAINST NIGGER FUCKING FIRTE GIANT SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS
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>>483569183
I think Atlus Plateau compliments the DLC areas well enough as the Orange place to the Red, Blue, Green, Purple, and Yellow places.
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does the two handed sword talisman work with a one handed blasphemous blade? or do I have to use it with two hands?
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>>483567517
>uhh photoshop?????
What a fucking golem lol
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Honestly how important is poise in pve?



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