>TAKE THE THIRD /CALG/ CENSUS: https://forms.gle/6hCCLkYuQMQVmPhj8>TAKE THE THIRD /CALG/ CENSUS: https://forms.gle/6hCCLkYuQMQVmPhj8>TAKE THE THIRD /CALG/ CENSUS: https://forms.gle/6hCCLkYuQMQVmPhj8Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Starshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3053199741>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644# News:>New Episode 2 scenes developed. Player feedback requested; vote on whether to add these scenes to Episode 2.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/4196871700762899757>Progress Report #6 Episode changes. New screens and video. Chapter 4 announced, further details unclear.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/4151835070967509060# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>483290616
Reminder to beat your kids.
Reminder to love your pure, innocent kids who have never done anything wrong in their lives.
>>483679025If Renee just gave a single fuck about them this would unironically be true.But, alas, she was too busy doing the Macarena to care!
Noelle!
>>483679025Didn't they kill a kid?
>>483679760She died from dust. Who the fuck dies from DUST!?
Locking Leyley in a box and leaving her there
>>483679518If that picture was to be realistic, it would have him in the background eating popcorn with a smile and throwing some at noelle.
>>483679518
>>483680686She'd live!
>>483682187Nobody would care enough to look for her, so eventually she'd die of dehydration.
I have a big exam coming up. Can my imoutos and onii-chans wish me good luck?pic rel is me celebrating once this semester is over
>>483682358>Nobody would care enoughYou forgot Andy
>>483682353Inaccurate; Andrew is already highly skilled and experienced at pleasuring both the male and the female penis.
>>483682443Andy is the one who locked her in a box
>>483682417Wish you luck man!
>>483682353>Implying Ashley would ever let Andrew be intimate with someone elseMassively ooc
I have just closed the census. To the respondent who said that the image is not a helpful hint whatsoever, I would like to remind him that the image depicts Renee being served as soup, and appropriately the most common answer (of 19 possible valid answers) was "soup", followed by "food". Confusion may come from Anons not keeping up with devlogs and therefore not knowing Renee's name, not remembering the soups scene, or having not played the game (this respondent notably did not have the game in his Steam library).
>>483682861Thank you censusfren. Looking forward to seeing the results.
>>483682861Can't wait to see the results fren
What songs do you listen to and associate with Coffin? Was the listening to this at work and immediately thought of Ashley https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ruPmXpy7Kc
>>483684140>whenever I see literally me.https://youtu.be/y2I0-hp0-aM?si=e1DI5QX4NXtjxcoF
>>483682620thanks fren
>>483684140https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0tSgoXTVGEwhenever they argue I think of this song
>>483682861What were the 19 options?
>>483684140https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygQXVMzRTNM
RENEE SEGGS
RENEE GGER
>>483682417Hope you do better than me man. Exam season sucks for morale
Imainge ep 3 releases on the 1st,that'd be crazy!haha r-right??
>>483689714Anon...
>>483689714I'm telling you fools It's gonna be released on the 13th of September and December
>>483682861thanks for the censusi got it wrong at first cause all the horny posting made me default to "hag" or "fuckable"
>>483684140I made a Coffincore playlist on Spotify. A few highlights:Give me Novacaine (Green Day)Kill All Your Friends (MCR)Cannibals (AWOLNation)Dug My Heart (Børns)Misery (Soul Asylum)
>>483689174Lmao. Why didn't I think of this? Much better than Haggot.
>>483691372Forgot to mention, Give me Novacaine is often paired with and followed by "She's a Rebel." To me, Give me Novacaine is specifically referring to Andrew's conflicting thoughts. She's a Rebel is Andrew knowing his sister is insane, but being in love with her anyway because despite all of his desire to be normal, Ashley liberated him quite literally from their apartment prison and enabled him to revolt against Renee.
Stick.
>>483693258
there are BOYS that like this game???
>>483694795Yeah right here
>>483694795Yes.
there are GIRLS that like this game???
>>483695835Yeah right here
>>483696127>girl>momfagBleak
>>483695835You can't fool me sister, you're a woman.
>>483695835i love being a brocon
>>483695835I doubt it. But It seems like AGPfags have wormed their way in
What should I do with her?
>>483698601A subset of troons do like this game but it's obvious this game has a large biofemale fanbase to anyone who has browsed Twitter or peeked at Tumblr.
>>483699473tickle her feet
A game made by a woman for women have female fans!?
I can't believe we're four days from the Episode 3A release date announcement.
>>483678695damnthey are so cute together and they deserve to be together as a happy married couple
>>483700839im scaredwhat if the new episode doesnt have Ashley in it?
>>483682861>“cute hag” is not a valid answerFuck you.that cg is in the main game. If he can’t remember that its on him
>>483699648Ah, so the biggest faggots possible
>>483684140Decay route: Molchat Doma - Lyudi Nadoelihttps://youtu.be/ItvHPfJ9FkI?si=CrfS4QJGp-AqpxLkBurial route: Yoasobi - Racing into the nighthttps://youtu.be/xtfXl7TZTac?si=BN4Lg7qmFkbMF-rjCoffin in general: Misery x CPRhttps://youtu.be/O2XY3Y7JIa0?si=LB729fCfPiHOf_dV
>>483694795Not the target audience nemlei was aiming for
>>483694795There are only boys online.
My uncle works for Kit9 and he told me that Nelmei is delaying episode 3 for at least a year because she needs to draw several hundred sex scene cgs, please understand.
>>483703819Thank you nemlei very based i will be sure to pirate it when it launches
You can't find lyrics that better fit decay Andrew than this. It's impossible.
>>483679229Cute edit
>>483700825Impossible...
>>483703990For Burial Andrew, it's:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqbQuypKCCU
>>48370276030% are female, 100% of which are in this very thread
>>483684140Ashley, obvious.Fear Of Dying - Jack off Jillhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRdPoO-5s38Fear Of Dying - Poppy (cover)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PQoSzZkYVI
>>483705758>Jack off JillNever thought I'd see anyone mention Jack of Jill
ahemhag sexo
>>483705758I think Star no star is a good one toohttps://youtu.be/TFOYV5yB4yc
>>483707389>>483706823Jack of Kill has a bunch of Ashley songs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl8i1vCTr9Q
Floozy adoration
>>483709526Who?
>>483701708Ew. Zoomer trash.
Andrew was cringe for not digesting that Julia cope pill and outright ignoring Ashley. Would the siblings still be sold for their organs if Renee wasn't emberassed/disappointed by them? If yes, how would a resentful Ashley act in quarantine? I'm guessing there'd be a non zero chance of her murdering Andrew.
>>483709565Oh no one, don't worry about it*steals your brother*
>>483699723Tickling Ashley sounds so hot
>>483711541Reminder that alcohol + tickle fight = unreal sibling sexual tension
>>483684140https://youtu.be/lcMZ9qG6brE?t=8
>>483711779You're absolutely right!
hag sexsex hagsex with hagssex with momssex with your momsex moms
>>483701708>Misery x CPRToday, I will remind themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS-cDef_hBo
>>483714732Andrew and Ashley as a 3d model looks weird as hell ngl
>>483705704>70% male, 30% male who pretend to be women100% male.
>>483711779Im sure quarantine was fun until they ran out of alcohol
>>483724063Nah, once Andrew ran out of cigs he was on his manperiod.
>>483724232Nicotine-withdrawal Andrew...
>>483724969Smug hagMust correct
>>483724232how did he jerk it when his sister was around constantly?
>>483726150The same way every boy jerks it with parents around, just go to the bathroom. He had his porn mags for inspiration.
>>483705704>30% femaleof which another 50% are mentslly ill trannies
>>483726451i wonder if Ashley had an issue with Andrew jerking it to pornprinted hussies trying to steal her brother
You just know Andrew has groped Ashley at least once when they slept together. I imagine Andrew waking up in the middle of the night because Ashley has stolen all the sheets. As he reaches to pull them back, he casually touches her butt. Only, he does it in a way that he could later convince himself he didn't do anything wrong.
>>483729053he probably jerked it to her toopervert
>>483724969Holy shit! I wish she could call me her pathetic boy.
>>483726451>>483728894He didn't need porn mags. He had Ashley right there and just needed to use his imagination which we know is very active.
>>483730812>>483728894>>483726451People jerk off when they have sisters? Seems wasteful.
>>483730812how did he deal with the shame? more jerking?
>>483731403by jerking off 3 times in a row and still having a rock-hard erection like your favourite japanese doujin
>>483730370>CEO Hag stroking your head while you suck on her milkers
>>483731568i guess after 3 or 4 times its time for bed so no time to be ashamed
>>483710117They were fucked regardless of her decision. No way in hell would they stop the operation just because she got cold feet. So I doubt she'd say no due to not wanting to die herself.
>>483731717
A comfy thighjob while spooning with your sister >>>>>>
Would Andy resort to using this perfume if he couldn't get his sister in the mood for sex?
>>483741296I didn't realize they made a perfume that smells like a morgue
KISSYOUR SISTER
If the mom became a helltaker type demon, would her eyebags stay? They apparently don't age.
>>483741713Apparently when mixed with different perfumes in very small quantities it can give off a smell that's animalistic
>>483741904KISSYOURMOTHER
>>483742003The eyebags stay cause she's a overworked little sleepy head.
>>483743857Selling the kids you didn't want in the first place isn't work
I wish Andrew and Ashley were real so I could rape Andrew in front of Ashely
>>483743974She probably got golden handcuffed into her shitty job at the grocery store. They only got one payout and the bills come every month.
>>483744573why do you assume she worked at a grocery store?
>>483744573It's a Euroid setting, they get benefits and to sit at workDon't talk to me about a "shitty job" soft hands
What would you have her cosplay as?https://files.catbox.moe/lowcgl.jpg
>>483744793She and her husband together can't be making too much money if they were living in that shithole. I won't stand by a grocery store specifically, just thought of it because she wears an apron to work.
>>483745218soup
>>483745474>she wears an apron to workWhere are you getting this from?
>>483745516What do you mean when you're at "soup"?
>>483745218>>483745516Soup...water.... Aqua?
>>483741296Andy already has a natural smell that turn Ashley on.
>>483744573>>483745474I wonder how long the dad was out of a job after getting fired. They would have been relying on Mom's income alone while he was looking for a new one.The money for selling the kids was probably sizable, but the parents both still worked to support themselves and the house was in serious need of repairs. Even if they did find a place to escape to, Ashley hasn't worked a day in her life. Andrew's going to have to carry her weight like usual.
>>483745218Amazing fanartShe should cosplay as Raven now
Here you go anon :)
>>483747341you should commit suicide
>>483748035Cute editWhat character is he cosplaying?
>>483748035Forgot a minor detail so I decided to fix it.>>483749590Henry from Kingdom Come
>>483749807This is my Kingdom Come, this is my Kingdom Come~It's pretty accuarate, good job
>>483750076Thank you :)
>>483750292No problem champ.
>>483749807>this nigga maxxed out reading instead of drinkingsad!
>>483744573Always assumed she worked some low level office job or something. They most likely never got a higher education do to the whole teenage parent thing, so I doubt they were qualified for higher paying positions (especially her inept husband).
Andy busts a move
>>483751846Go Andy, go Andy!
>>483751535She does look like she might fit in being the office MILF.
>>483751925
>>483750076No matter what we breed~We're still made of sneed~
>>483745218Renee would be dressed up as herself, a piece of shit.
>>483752214Reneepits
>>483751846https://youtu.be/dwDns8x3Jb4
It's really sweet (and hot) how protective Mrs. Graves is of her husband.
>>483752368FASTER ANDY YES!
>>483754708
>>483754871FASTEEEER
>>483755230
>>483755387>It's so fast only 2 frames work nowHoly shit.F-faster
>>483755530
>>483755654HOLY SHIT THE POWER IT'S TOO MUCH
>>483754256Her only one positive character trait.
>>483757374I don't know, she's kinda funny too.
>>483758101>Andrew being told to suck on her tits
>>483755654based
https://files.catbox.moe/uo2k5j.pngit is done
>>483754871>You look back to see Andy fucking you like this
>>483763793Yes haha... YES!Did you made this?
>>483763793Very ungodly, but nice work.
>>483763793lmao, andrew's face>'is it worth the jail time?...'
>>483763793HOLY BASED
>>483763793Anon cooked.
>Got game last week because haha meme incest>Actually get captivated by the story of the two>Occasionally work with broken families irl so some scenes hit close to home>Start despising Ashley>Realise Andrew is just as bad>Not sure if I want them to kill each other or get alongWhat a fucking ride, ch.3 not soon enough
>>483764764Personally I want them to mate.
>>483765690Based.
>>483763793Bless you, anon!
>>483765690Soon
>>483770368Sorapoi has the art style fucking nailed aside from the more detailed shading. Now I wonder whether Nemlei would make a good porn artist.
>>483770934That's good question. Maybe Ep3 will have those answers. C'mon Nemlei give us a detailed Ashley and Andrew sex scene!
Cute couple!
>>483770368I really like Sorapoi's stuff. It's similar enough to be distinctly Coffin but unique enough to be distinctly her own. Unfortunately the only art of hers I have saved is porn, so here's this as compensation
>>483773487The cutest!
>>483773961Very cute!
>>483773961Tigreoceraptor’s art is really good too! Probably the closest to Nemlei’s, just with different proportions
>>483772078Sisters get dick.
>>483774016What do they say to each other during sex?>hard mode:a simple "I love you (name)" doesn't count
>>483777379Incoherent screaming mostly.
KILL ALL HUSSIES!!!
>>483777379Ashley screaming like a fucking banshee
TRUMP SAID INCESTBIDEN SPOKE ABOUT BROTHER-SISTER INBREEDING
>>483778640What
Imagine coming to this fandom just before Episode 3A's release. Never knowing the burden of constantly necro-bumping the thread every day during Episode 1 days. Not having witnessed /calg/ besieged by the umpteenth gay drama or discord faggotry. Not starving under the slow drip-feed of what is almost never more than one update per month, for over A YEAR. Never reading any of the thoroughly researched scholarship posted here dealing with the genetics or history of incest.Just finishing Episode 1+2. then having to wait a few more weeks for the release of Burial kino. Blissful. At ease. Hyped and excited. Barely any patience demanded of them. Ignorant of the blood and sweat and suffering that /calg/ was built upon. It must be nice. Very nice...
>>483778640Elaborate
Need hag feet and toes
>>483778831>>483779019Trump and Biden are debating right now. They got asked about abortion and Trump said he supports abortion for things like rape and incest. Then Biden said something about how Roe v Wade protected women who got raped by their brothers. Vote Kennedy for delphism!
>>483777379>missionary sex so they can continue arguing about Andrew´s ex girlfriends
>>483779581>Andrew's ex girlfriendsThere's simply too many to talk about.
>>483758101BeautifulGreat CookSexpertSupportive wifeManipulative BitchBetter than the vast majority of women.
>>483778919>Never reading any of the thoroughly researched scholarship posted here dealing with the genetics or history of incest.I don't remember well all of those except the Ashley-posting about genetic compatibility, did ancient Macedon get mentioned perchance?
>>483779324He said raped by their sisters.
>>483780882He said something like "when women are raped--brothers and sisters"
>>483778640Oh my God, Trump said INCEST RIGHTS and named Nemlei his VP pick
>>483780959"By their in-laws, by their spouses, by their sisters"
>>483780086This is the ultimate blackpill, as it condemns all males to be lonely forever, have children with normal women or be happy and fuck up broader civilization by commiting to a sociopathic angel.
>>483781140He said brothers and sisters
>>483780735There was that linked /his/ thread that showed a bunch of surviving documents related to brother-sister marriages and even some love letters.
>>483781249>Love Letters"Dear Imouto,Roses are red, green is the grass, I think ur cute, I wanna finger ur ass.With love,Anon"
>>483781245By their in-laws, by their spouses, by their sisters.
>>483781439Not that vulgar, but one of the letters posted in that thread was a woman calling her brother her only sun. Very cute.
>>483781863There is already only one sun, so that isn't really special.
>>483780882>>483781140>>483781828Sisters (specifically elder sisters) should be raping their otoutos. I want a president who will legalize otouto molestation.
>>483782205I don't know what this Jap NEETspeak is, but you'll have to wait for Hunter to run.
>>483781863Do you have a link? That sounds adorable.
>>483781249This one? If so, it got deleted. Humanity has fallen.
>>483782205Horny ounger brother hands typed this.
>>483782530>>483782884Found it on desuarchive:https://desuarchive.org/his/thread/16488628/
>>483783269Thanks, anon
>>483782205With all due respect, I only support lovey-dovey sibling relations. Anything else hurts the cause.
>>483781863Nuwa hands typed this post
>>483783269You are kind beyond words. May Kek bless you.>>483783658Picrel
Hi my name is Andrew Graves and this is my poem I hope you like it and possibly learn something>Trust itself only a memory>but still the instrument of my torment>The cruelty of the shadows beckons >Innocent minds need not apply>The genie within offers hope>yet it perverts >every >wish>When bleary eyes widen>the cycle begins >anew
Bnuuy https://youtu.be/3k6VwsoBZrw?si=V9IIVrA4UeGNkoXD
>>483779153Never understood feet fetishism but here, have this.
>>483785770Dude I started playing ghost trick yesterday and Lynne is so fucking attractive. I knew I would love this game as soon as I became an umbrella used by her, and then became a piece of paper she put into her pocket. I want to possess her toothbrush, God please.
>>483790194>Never understood feet fetishismOne day you'll come across a pretty girl with pretty feet, and you'll get it then
>>483790194Someone post the version of this without the watermark.
>>483742804Ummm, you mean “kiss Mrs. Graves”, right?
How would the story change if Ashley was a dude
>>483797030No one would give a shit about the game
>>483752214office hag
>>483678862ROBERT NOW YOU LISSEN HEAHDON'T BE TELLIN THAT PRETTY WHITE LADY TO BEAT HER KIDS, THEMS WHITE KIDS, THEY BE PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS AS CUT GEMSASS WHOOPIN IS FOR LITTLE BLACK PORCHMONKEY BASTARDS WHO DON'T DO WHAT THEY TOLD ROBERT
>>483682417I hope you FAIL and CRY and DIE
>>483782368Hunter smokes crack and fucks little girls, he's exactly the kind of high test red-blooded male president who would legalise incest
>>483710327AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>483799502*chews him up and spits him out*All done! You can have what's left now
>>483785770inaccurate because Ashley couldn't answer the breakfast question let alone do detective work
>>483788930Wow! That was really shit Andrew! Thanks for sharing that with the class!
>>483799746NOOOOO I WANT A NEW ONETHIS ONE IS DIRTY AND USED AND SMELLS FUNNY
>>483800134What are you talking about Ashley? I'm as good as new!
>>483800486Ewww... Julia, you broke him!
>>483678695Andrew loves sniffing his Mom's sweaty butthole!
>>483800838This but with Ashley
>>483801678*Julia
>>483801893
>>483800080What the hell man, you said the last one was "tolerable" and "C+ material"
Page 8?! We're on Page 8, Andy! What are we gonna do?!
Shroomley!
Relax Ashley, Your tantrum bumped us up to page 1..
>>483805980YAY! I saved the thread all by myself. You simply can't shitpost without me, can you, Andrew?
>>483806283
>>483807103WAAAAAAAAH!!! You're so mean to your poor little sister who just wants to keep the general alive! I knew it! You really DO hate me, and you're looking for any chance to get rid of me because I post "sneed" sometimes!
>>483808995Damn, both their parents are mobbed up.
I want these two to kiss and have angry hate sex!
I AM A HAGGOT AND I AM PROUD!
reminder that magenta is an illusory color so ashley will always stay a fake person because her eyes are that color
Who are the cutest /calg/ers
>>483814147I can see it. Debunked.
>>483815417She's so cute :)
>>483814326You
What if Ashley became a teen mother
>>483684140https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BIcS917vSwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98Xju_5mepAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZT4tPfWxfgGot a few
>>483814326The top 3 cutest /calg/ers are 1. Anon2. Anon3. Anon
>>483764764Personally I hope they kill each other. I've had it up to here with the cutesy fujo shit.
>I sit here and ruminate>of how tired I am>to appease and capitulate>for a time I used to look at these walls fondly>I used to listen to these voices gladly>but now I look around and see the bars of>a cage>and now I hear the voices and think only>of decay
She cute. Fuck Ashley and Gaydrew for killing her.
>>483820894hussies get the box
>>483814326Me!
>>483820894She will return when it is revealed that she is the demon and that her plan is to turn Andrew into her sex slave.
>>483782205BASEDBut I can only support if the otouto molestation if it's consensual for both parties.You will also need a license for that too!
>>4838121631. Julia is to be cherished, not hated2. POUTY KISSES POUTY KISSES
>>483789129Hag taking care of Bundy, nothing wrong about this
>>483827591Kill yourself
>>483827957Ask tomorrow
>>483827591Live your life
>>483830701I will for andy
Praise Ashley. Headpat Ashley. Purchase cake for Ashley from her favorite bakery. High-five Ashley completely out of the blue. Embrace sister idols. Always hand-feed Ashley her food. Take Ashley into your arms. Hold Ashley's hand on a walk. Toss Ashley her favorite blanket. Devour cultists with Ashley. Happily drink Ashley's holy water. Get pegged by toddler Ashley. Judo throw Ashley during her self-defense course. Twist Ashley's pickle jar open. Eat neighbours with Ashley. Protect Ashley from the KGB. Sing karaoke with Ashley all night long. Smooch Ashley in the movie theater. Adulate Ashley in the public square. Massage Ashley. Exterminate Ashley's social anxieties. Talk Ashley through her low self-esteem. Treat Ashley to chocolate pudding. Educate Ashley. Mandatory hugs for Ashley. Grind Ashley some strawberry dip for her mochi. Drown Ashley in unrelenting love. Grow old with Julia in marriage. Feed Ashley rice crackers. Shield Ashley with your body. TOTAL. SISTER. LOVE.
>>483832332Based! A2
>>483820894Literally a vapid slut who faced no hardships cause she'd always put out for security guards. I have more sympathy for the hired assassin than this walking woman moment.
>>483832787different girl
>>483832787Anon, that's illegal, she was just a child
>>483832787I think it's supposed to be Nina.
>>483820894Not their fault Nina sucked at hide and seek.
>>483833208Give her some credit, the police never did find her body.But yeah, Nina was probably out selling kisses to all the boys in the playground. Sluts start early these days.
>>483833369>Give her some credit, the police never did find her body.Wow, admitting you didn't play the game? This early?
Ashes on a ley
I wish i had a sister to have sex with
>Press X to....
I wish my sister was here so we could cuddle
I want to be pegged by my imouto
>>483835078me too buddy
>>483835241>RapeI'm Andrew btw
>be parent>your kids are acting way too touchy with each other but whatever they're still kids>don't stop in their teens>don't stop in their 20smemeing aside I'd be horrified
>>483838823>memeing aside I'd be horrifiedI hope you’re future husband cheats on you, your children deserve to be happy, especially if it’s with each other.
>>483838823I'd be happy for their ability to find THE eternal happiness. You are a communist, are you not?
>>483839057rude>>483839594>THE eternal happinesshow is being looked at as a freak and treated like shit happiness? I'm a socialist btw
>>483839774Of course a self-admitted commie wouldn't understand why two people married at birth as one soul and one blood reuniting the way they were meant to (inbreeding) is the eternal happiness.
>>483839980I'm not religious but from what I remember birth marriages aren't a thing, your marriage has to be sanctioned by a "holy man"
>>483839774>l'm a socialist btwLiteral brainrot
>>483841084>believing in more social programs brainrotdont call an ambulance if you ever have an emergency unless it's your own private ambulance
>>483812163This would fix Ashley
>>483841541>Oh my science I’m going to talk about personal transportation and healthcare in the incest thread!Gosh you “people” are insufferable.
>>483841541>socialism is when the government does thingsleast retarded self-proclaimed socialistgo to >>>/pol/
>>483844726>socialism is when the government does things*socialism is when the government does things for the average citizen other than go to war
How do I trade my imouto in for a new one?
>>483847443You knock her up
>>483827917Bundy can be a bit clingy https://youtube.com/shorts/zHmqH2QZftg?si=lpsaMADHxp5gijmF
>>483847443I'll give you my onee in exchange for your imouto.
>>483847631Lmao cute bunny
>>483852541
>>483838823you dont have to meet inlawseveryouve won
>>483852541>>483852731Lel. These are good.
>>483852541>>483852731Make Ashley Great Again! (in terms of mass)
>>483852541>>483852731Kek
>>483816828>Andy I dropped the baby again can we make another one?
>>483842110Julia can't fix shit, useless hussy.
>>483847443Nobody will buy A*hley from you, but you can apply for a sub-imouto, Julia Graves, who looks kind of like her, is more meek and obedient, can actually cook and will suck a fart from your ass
>>483854234>who looks kind of like herWith a bag over her ugly mug?
>>483854724Julia is the cutest, but she'll wear a bag over her head if you want, and she can be trained to throw authentic melties every hour for a true imouto experience. ??? will restore her virginity for a fee and you can get a 1 year insurance guarantee on her if you by now!
>>483854234*No guarantee that your Julia™ Imouto arrives free from STDs, whether existing or yet to be discovered, or sloppy seconds from other enthusiastic Julia™ Imouto users, which may or may not include one or more of the following: men, women (male), schoolchildren, seniors, the mentally disabled, convicts, substance abusers, the homeless, dogs, horses, and extradimensional entities. By applying for a Julia™ Imouto, you acknowledge this and waive all rights to a refund for your premium Julia™ Imouto experience.
>>483855927Wow! I'll take 2!
>>483852731People shouldn't have a choice in regards to incest because incest should be mandatory.
>>483852731*sniff*
>>483856956I wish my imouto would let me smell her
>>483857084She doesn't let you?
>>483856956No hussy is too young for Andrew. It never even began for Ashleycels...
>>483857495I wonder if the incel wiki says anything about sisterfucking
>>483857730imoutomaxxing
>>483857838Sisters more collapsingIncest less fallen
>it's too late for me to have an imoutonyo...
>>483832332>Grow old with Julia in marriageEXCUSE ME FAGGOT?
>>483858550kidnap a woman and turn her into your imouto like andrew did
>>483847631What a dork creature
>>483858550If you don't have an imouto is your duty to make one. Go find your mother right now
>>483858550do you have an aneki?
>>483678695>Freeloaders! Get in here, your saint mother has been on her feet all day and they fucking ache! Neither of you little shits pay rent, so I'm going to make some use of you! Andrew stop gagging, the smell isn't that bad! Look at your sister, not being useless for once! And get in between the toes! *chugs wine* Ahhhh... I hate my stupid kids...
>>483860207
>>483860207Renee needs to get her limbs amputated.
>>483862180Done.
>>483862010Based
>KIT9 filed a DMCA report againkek
>>483852731Kit9 News Network?
>>483863464Dude at this point Watasi is just Inkyink if he liked incest.
>>483847443You gotta impregnate your mom.
>half-bloods Oof. Always having to prove themselves, being lowkey ostracized by their own house thus achieving that quarantine level co-dependency naturally, using muggle tools to solve problems such as a knife to the gut instead of magic...etc. The potential for a great fanfic is there.
Game has a 25% discount on steam.Could this be a sign?
>>483832787302 lady did absolutely nothing wrong and had a appropriate response to two strangers breaking into her apartment.
>>483865971Yeah, she was literally a smelly vtuber.
>>483865971Hussies get the rope
>>483866139My oshi can't be this based.
>>483865258they were built to be the most Slytherin.
>>483863594QRD on inkyink?
>>483865308Believe this was speculated last month with the price drop. Price history doesn't seem to line up too well: https://steamdb.info/app/2378900/.
>>483866910I don't know about that. They're not exactly power hungry or very ambitious, if anything their only goal is to not be separated. Their willingness to murder would easily make them Death Eater candidates.
>>483866139>Smelly neet babysitter
>>483865308It’s because of the summer sale
>>483870557LOL Based
>>483871709Ashley exhibits orange cat behavior while the hag is more of a black cat
When is the next Dev Log? It's been literal YEARS.
Andrew died from a heroin overdose and the entire game is just a fantasy Ashley created because she can't accept his death
>>483876476What if it's Ashley's dying mind as she OD's on a public bathroom floor after being kicked out of the house and being homeless?
>>483875972I cannot even BEGIN to describe the amount of work still left with the game. It might take DECADES to finish it at this rate.Hence why I have decided that progress reports will no longer be produced. They only distract my dear Kit9's attention from giving this game their all.I hope you all understand that this is being done for the good of the game.
>>483876934Please tell me great great grandchildren to enjoy the game in my stead, Lady Nemlei.
>>483876934Has kit9 ever called you watasi while giving it to you rough?
>>483788930Andrew isn't this gay
>>483877749The Poet class grants all users +9 to Faggotry.
>>483877697Kit9 would need a ballsack transplant after doing that.
>>483873648Makes sense
>>483878207Not if our catgirl of the steppe likes the degradation
>>483877697Lol, I bet he has.
Is it the truth or are you just joking ?You want to start a fire on the husslansIs it the truth or are you just joking ?You want to start a fire on the hussans Old friend from the previous warYou'll put the rope around your own neck Don't pick a fight with the defiant hagsYou'll lose your swarm of younger sistersDon't pick a fight with the defiant hagsYou'll lose your swarm of younger sisters Brave and beautiful is my little sonFor centuries he has not given over his virginityBrave and beautiful is my little sonFor centuries he has not given over his virginity Old friend from the previous warYou'll put the rope around your own neck Don't pick a fight with the defiant hagsYou'll lose your swarm of younger sistersDon't pick a fight with the defiant hagsYou'll lose your swarm of younger sisters Wish for others, what you wish for yourselfTo escape from a cursed destiny Old friend from the previous warYou'll put the rope around your own neck Don't pick a fight with the defiant hagsYou'll lose your swarm of younger sistersDon't pick a fight with the defiant hagsYou'll lose your swarm of younger sistershttps://youtu.be/6pxRSOcQmyI
>>483865971She was playing Gex 3. Andrew did her a favor.
only 2 more days till Episode 3A release date announcement. can’t wait
>>483860207>Ashley begrudgingly licking her bitch mothers feet.MOOOOOORRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!
>>483880891This post was Ancient lolCool camo. Is it woodland m81, right?
Julia's breakfast consists of a crack pipe and a bottle of Smirnoff.
My breakfast consists of Julia's unwashed asshole and piss
>>483883489Yup
>>483884640Awesome. Love that camo pattern.
>>483866991Retard who sperged out about incest on Nemlei's Itch blog back when it existed and allowed comments. She quickly banned him, but not before he wrote dozens of comments seething at others for wanting to see Andrew and Ashley fuck. Back then we only had Episode 1 in which incest is implicit rather than explicit. That gave room for mouth breathers to push their headcanon on everyone else. He was really inconsequential, but nevertheless became the official mascot representing anti-incest obsessives to this thread because back then activity was really slow and there were little things to talk about, so we milked what little we had for all it was worth and his meltdown was entertaining enough to leave an impression.
>>483882872There won't be any announcement you dumb cunt.
>>483887204You don't know that, you're only saying it to be an asshole. I'm sure we'll get something good, we always do.
>>483877697>Oh, yeah, you're so tight, my filthy bootlegging Korean waifu...>PERKELE!!! WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAY HUSBAND>O-oh, uh, I mean... my Finnish->YOU ARE NO HAVINGS THE SEX FOR THREE MONTHS>B-b-but it was an accident, my beautiful steppe warrior princess! I swear! I only think of you!>ASSUME POSITION NEMLEI HUSBAND>IT TIME FOR SMACKINGS OF THE ASS UNTIL CORRECTION>Yes dear...
>>483876934>>483877697>>483888268Imagine being Nemlei and reading these posts
>>483888140We get another delay again.
>>483832332>>483832332>Exterminate Ashley's social anxieties>Talk Ashley through her low self-esteemso she leaves me? yeah surei want her thinking i am the only person who would ever spare love for her
>>483889539t. Andrew
>>483888963This is completly her fault.
How Hag sees Andy
>>483880891I wish she could molest me at gun point
>>483892224Based
>>483887204Nemlei is going to announce episode 5: rise of Nina
>>483892191In order:HagAshleyAndy
>>483892502Totem of incest
>>483892985LMAO I can't unsee it now
>>483888140No release, no devlog, just an incoherent rant about hags.
>>483893759I think you and your mom should really consider trying therapy or something. I don't think making linear fujo vns featuring mean moms is a healthy coping mechanism.
>>483896520nta but Love that edit kek
>>483884223Right after I raw dog her at 5am before getting ready for work.
>>483899015So that's why her pussy was extra chunky this morning
>>483901609BASED
>>483902641>Hag feets used as a pillow face down
>>483885731thanksis this the guy who comes up when you google "inkyink?"cause he looks like hes also an artist
people should post more bad art with cellphones so i feel less awkward if I ever try that. Also I wonder what episode 4 is going to be. I think it'd be rather neat if it was just a totally different take on the story desu. I keep hearing epilogue and while that would also be fine I don't know what everyone expects it.
>>483903826I wish hnggg
Renee forcibly holding Ashley down and molesting her
>Cumming between renee's toes while kissing her
>>483905558Someone's gotta teach her how to fuck.
>>483906145>sleep-deprived ashleyHoly fuck my penis
>>483906640Good taste
>>483906145SEX
Praise hags in front of NemleiHug hags in front of NemleiKiss hags in front of NemleiFuck hags in front of NemleiMarrying hags in front of Nemlei
>>483907797Done!
>>483908000Based
>>483908000>>483909012commit suicide immediately
What happened to Watasi in the end? Is she still making coffin content despite kit9's autism?
Who are these drama names you guys keep dropping? Isn't Nemlei the only dev?
>>483913309Kit9(also named Jared apparently) is in charge of the coding, marketing and everything else that isn't writing and art for the game
>>483908000>>483909012Kill yourself
>>483888268Kek >>483888963This >>483877697 is FAR from the most unhinged thing people here have said about Nems. Surely she’s used to it by now.
My older sister once made a pass at me indicating she wanted to fuck... and then later said she'd take my virginity if I finished high school with it. Nothing came of either. It's been like 10 years, how do I talk about it with her?
>>483888963Let's clear up a few things:>Nemlei cannot read. Her brotherhusband has to dictate to her in halting Finngolian>Nemlei does not care what is said about her, she can break a horse in half and as such is unbothered by the opinions of the weak>Nemlei's motto is "if the bar doesn't bend, it's just pretend"
>>483916826Get drunk with her and have a tickle fight. It's not over yet
I wish I was Ashley so I could be cucked by hussies.
>>483913309>>483913472I wish I had a brilliant artist/writer girl to be a code monkey slave for...
>>483913168shes slowed down and has been drawing over stuff rnshe posted TCOAAL stuff to test the waters i guess and it got DMCAed so kit9 is still angy
>>483916826>indicating she wanted to fuckbe careful anon her wily woman ways may be sending mixed messages
>>483919295Imma do this and see if I can fuck my sis. What booze do girls love?
>>483922130Cocaine
>>483922130>What booze do girls love?anything fruity with low %, but they usually drink multiple ones and get hammered easy
>>483922130does she have a bf?will this be a cucking?
>>483922130Oh boy I have a bad feeling about this
>>483922130I have a great feeling about this.
>>483922130As long as you live under my house, you follow my rules, no alcohol in the house Andrew!
>>483922130wine, be classy like ashley
>>483922130>Imma do this and see if I can fuck my sis.any peeps here actually fuck their sis? I feel like there's a large sum of people here who have never even see their sister's titties
>>483678695While I was away my sister temporarily took my room so I had to stay in my sister's room and I just cummed to incest doujin in my sister's bed. I feel like a scum now
>>483922130>>483922710To expand on what anon said a bit, in my experience ABV% doesn't really play into it so much as drinkability does. Margaritas are an easy choice, but seltzers like Whiteclaw or Trulys go down very easily and are pretty universally tolerable. Hell, even I like them and I'm a huge snob when it comes to my booze.
>>483919295We're adults past our prime and live apart, we don't get time or space to tickle fight on visits.>>483921490No it was pretty direct, I was just a retard/coward.
>>483922130Wine is a safe bet, this anon >>483924493 knows what’s up.Also, margs.
Ashley's got a gunAshley's got a gunHer whole world's come undoneFrom lookin straight at the sunWhat did her mommy do? What did she put you through?They say when Ashley was arrestedThey found her underneath a trainBut man she had it comin'Now that Ashley's got a gun she ain'tnever gonna be the same
>>483832332>t. didn't play the game
>>483927332>t.didn't play the game
>>483925612>>483924493Wine isn't a fun drink>>483925268Are you two still good friends?
Ashley would save so much money on toilet paper if I were her bf
>>483927332>>483929307Most people who played the game didn’t actually understand it
>>483932360Not me!
>>483933525Cute Ashley!
>>483933525It's the choker that gets me everything. Sexiest accessory ever
>>483785770>>483799860
>>483935123GHOST TRICK PREDICTED TCOAAL CONFIRMED?!!LEAKER SUGGESTS NEMLEI WORKED FOR CAPCOM
Next preview will be a one hour video of Renee giving Ashley the taste of her Finnish chancla.
I got an ad that started with, "think of a child you love." I skipped it immediately. I don't know how they expect to get donations with such an unrealistic premise.
>>483936906
>>483936873Mitä vittua chancla on?
God I need hussies so badly
Hussies, I need God so badly
>>483852731>>483852541Should have been HNN (Hussy news network)
>>483938393She is perfect
>>483940659for stewing over the process of multiple days to make sure all the STDs and parasites that infest her die off*
>>483933525pretty.
>>483943174moe.
>>483943274Larry, and Curly.
Can't post this one on this good Christian website. https://x.com/xLonkx/status/1805968744008585573https://files.catbox.moe/t3gv3i.jpg
>>483943530I giggled. You know. We need an in-game moment where Andrew does something that really turns Ashley on. I'm trying to think of a moment where that happens in game and I'm drawing a blank. That'd be a fun moment. Hope we get something like that.Need to replay the game again...
>>483943719
>>483943782>Need to replay the game again...So do I! Hopefully today or tomorrow I'll have time. I can't think of any particular moment like that either, since she tends to initiate the dirty jokes and innuendos. I'll pay extra attention when I replay and see if I can find what you're looking for. Either way, I hope that Chapter 3 will deliver.
>>483943274
>>483944027You're turning down my crypto miner virus? Rude.
>>483944304no more hussies is a good game
>>483945034No More Hussies 2: Desperate Struggle(For Andrew's cock)
Episode 3 leaked screenshot straight from Nemlei herself!https://files.catbox.moe/dzmymd.jpeg
What's her problem?
>>483943719Bnuy
Nyah!
>>483946989Her only friend is a asshole.
>>483950301Ashley needs to pin her down and aggressively make out with her
>>483945651>NTRfags>>483950694Ooh, like that one really hot Marcieowo drawing. Good taste. That’s probably the Nemlei-game fanart I’ve cum to the second-most often.
Dead game dead general.
>>483953225>Julia sympathizers
Floozie detected! Floozie detected! Entering hunter-killer mode!
https://rentry.org/72od63a2Now with typo corrections and COLORED TEXT!! You won't wanna miss the Trucker Chronicles, folks.
>>483956091Ashley's gonna run over so many mailboxes and people
>>483944027
>>483956091I pity any truck stop hooker that'll try to get Andrew's attention.
Kissu Kissu~
>>483924493>>483925612>>483930124Ashley is a red wine girl, 100%. She also only ever drinks at home alone and spends most of the time drunk either crying or destroying furniture.
>>483959169Andrew goes out to meet up with Julia and Ashley drinks a bottle of wine and cries while smashing furniture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgNHcA2Q6s0
I miss my big brother.
>>483962746well, go find him
>>483693258>>483693459It pleases me to see the old tradition still alive and well, my sons. The fell bastards of "Stick Together" are but dust in the wind. We remain. The vile heretics are naught but a bitter memory for these old bones, one that, in time, I pray we all come to forget. Never let this flame go out, my sons. You must stoke its embers unto eternity Release date of the full game No matter what form of curse befalls our myriad threads, we shall remain and we shall prevail.
>>483962746Stop missing and get better aim
So what did she say back then? I'm guessing it was something like "why can't you just be happy with me" and Andy most likely dismissed her. I have this little what-if scenario though, what if Andy told her that one day he wants to be a proper grownup with a wife, children of his own...etc and Leyley offered to be his wife and he agreed to shut her up? It would mean he broke the promise.
>>483965623I want to believe what you said is true and that Sofadrew was about to reference it here.
>>483965623it would make that "okay wife beater" scene foreshadowing.
>>483941324The thumbnail had my fujo senses tingling, because it looked like they were both boys.
>>483965623That's what I think as well. Leyley probably offered to be his wife but I don't think Andy would have agreed outright
Smug bratty Ashley needs correction!!!
>>483970878pancake ass
>>483970878He really doesn't need an excuse
Here, catch, Andy!
>>483971479She's white and it's set in something like the 1990sOf course she has no ass and huge tits
>>483971479Slap some butter and syrup on her because it's time for breakfast. Pre-nigger tier women era
>>483832332>secret julia psyop
>>483852731I don't know what's he's saying...I don't even think he knows what he's saying.
>>483984895Only if she's Swedish.
>>483984895Yep the Americans have woken up. Rise and shine fatso.
Hussy hour
>>483971479It's cute.
>>483986401cope
>>483986725It's cute AND youthful!
>>483987035my bubble butt was milking baby batter out of her father before i finished high schoolthe only person who is even willing to touch her wooden plank of an ass is her own brother
As a lolifag I appreciate Ashley's flat ass, it ads to her petiteness.
>>483987234BBL gone out of style gramps.
>>483950694>>483950694BasedJulia was made for hatefucking by Ashley
>>483987337>>483971479Ashley's ass is perfect, I could masturbate to a hindshot of her for the rest of my life and I say this as an unequivocally obsessed clinically-diagnosed patient of Acute Breast Fixation. I am God's own certified booboholic pervert ready to go on a breast milk-only diet and I'm still gooning to Ashley's extremely breedable butt. Sure, her hips do a lot of the heavy lifting, but I would still eat her asshole as if I'm using my tongue to fetch something I dropped underneath the fridge.
>>483989406calm down, andrew
>>483971479You know, back in the day before subhuman culture was artificially foisted upon the masses a petite shapely ass was considered attractive. Any refutation of this point will lead to the posting of the chart.
>>483993395>a petite shapely ass was considered attractiveIt wasn't, women just wore baggy dresses that hid the shape of the ass. No one needed to find asses attractive back then.
is this the horniest thread on /vg/?
>>483994053There's ten-million gacha threads, so no.>>483993895>baggy dresses>late 80's early 90'sAnon, I hate to break it to you, but I don't think you know what you're talking about.
>>483993395>shapelyThat's a good word. Ashley's butt is ideal, it's cute, it's got a nice shape and is perfect for brother hands. Very friendly butt.
So we've accepted that Episode 4 is a timeskip after Burial about Andrew and Ashley's new inbred family, right? Do you think Burial itself will end with an unsubtle confirmation that they got a bun in the oven, or will the family bombshell be a surprise within Episode 4 for marketing purposes?
>>483999693Episode 4 will revolve entirely around Julia and the siblings wont appear at all.
https://x.com/VtbkKf/status/1807055703926042728Andy and Leyley if they dressed like eastern european delinquents
>>483678695>"I'm feeling quite hungry..." Ashley's brother mused from behind her, and she sighed before turning to him, "Yeah I know An-" only to gawk at him, dressed in a padded gambeson with mail coif, a pair of hosen reinforced with metal plates and a pair of leather boots.>"Andy? Where did you get those clothes?" Ashley asks befuddled, and jumps when Andrew unsheathes an actual sword from his hip, swinging it around like he had been using it his whole life. "I'm starving with the hunger," Andrew repeats, and Ashley realises that he's talking in a thick Brummie accent.>"A-Andy?" She babbles, but Andrew has already moved to the door and started picking the locks with expert precision, opening it in 5 seconds flat. A wooden plank blocks the way but Andrew simply grabs it and puts it in his pocket like it weighs nothing.>"Hey! What are you doing?!" A warden calls out and Ashley screams in terror. "ARSE AND BOLLOCKS!" Andy roars at frightening volume, before taking out the sword and poking the warden directly in the throat. Andrew proceeds to carry out an elaborate dance of swordfighting moves while the warden chokes on his own blood and falls to the floor, where Andrew crushes his skull with his boot. Ashley shakes in terror.>"A-A-Andy... stop..." Ashley sobs, but Andrew has already picked every door in the hallway and stolen the clothes off the backs of the dead people inside and eaten all the rotten fruit out of their bins. "I wonder how Theresa is doing, I haven't seen her in a while..." Andy muses. Ashley's blood runs cold. A hussy. All fear is instantly replaced with white-hot anger, and she rushes her brother screeching in indignant sister rage.>"WHO THE FUCK IS THERESA?! A WHORE?! WHERE IS SHE THE CUNT?!" Ashley bellows, but Andy just shifts his weight slightly and sends her sprawling. She sobs while Andy strips the warden naked and drinks a litre of alcohol in a second before crouching down and pickpocketing her panties off of her arse.
>>484001874Impressive attention to detail
>>484001893kek
>>484001874>гoпницa AshleyI have a mighty fucking need
I bet Nemlei have the same flat ass like Ashley.
I bet Nem's mom is hotter than her just like Ashley's.
I bet Nemlei gets many hugs and kisses from her big brother like future Ashley
>Of all her transgressions>she may take the claim>But deep down, a confession >You know who truly takes blame
>>484012308>gets many hugs and kisses from her big brother like future Ashley???Future Ashley gets brutally beaten, chopped up with a meat cleaver, then cooked into a soup far more delicious than she ever made in life.
How would you improve Ashley?I can think of several things:>Keeping her hair down at all times>More murderous towards hussies (why is Julia even alive?)>Hyperlactation syndrome to keep her brother and their future infants well-nourished
>>484013253copium
>>484013629Age her up.
>>484013629>Keeping her hair down at all times>More conscientious towards others (why is she so mean to Julia?)>Being about a foot taller so she's just barely shorter than Andrew (her husband)(literally me)
>>483994196i think he meant to say pants xddd
>>484014005No. Haggots begone!
https://x.com/newido0o/status/1806988930971254823Frogdrew and Frogshley
>>484013629>Keeping her hair down at all timesYES!
>>484017794Cute!
>>484017794Imagine tadpole Andy and Leyley..
>>484013629hair down at all times for sure. I had an asian GF in highschool >yeah yeah, race traitor, w/eand even though I love pony tails, her long silky jet black hair was so sexy and it was way better when it she let down, but she was almost embarrassed to have her hail down like that so she kept it in a pony tail 99% of the time (idk why she was so against it). Ashley's would no doubt be just as hot
>>484020992>outbreederget out
>>484020992>not just outbreeding>EXTREME outbreeding with a different race
>>484021195>>484021460this is old FAKE NEWS quite frankly, I jack off to pics of my sis regularly and there's nothing the bias hag owned media can say to prove otherwise!
>>484020992
>>484020992>yeah yeah, race traitor, w/edid you sexo? if so, OUT
>>484022246Rude!>>484023365no, I was higly tistic' back then and the idea of casual sex repulsed me
Visiting sister next week, please share favorite hugging/cuddling positions
>>484024493Laying across brother with hair being stroked
Andrew should be fucked by every woman in the world (except Ashley).
>>484024493personally I just do the classic hug, I can feel my sister's perfect round tits on my stomach just fine
>>484024493sit on a couch together, let her put her legs on your lap and you rub her feet. Shit is kino
>>484020992>I hadAnd what happened to her?
>>484024493hug with headpats are my personal fav, and letting her lay on top when you're both on the couch>>484025608I our relaitonship was rocky (broke up and got back together multiple times), and the last time I broke up with her, when I went to try and get back together near her birthday she said she wa "gay now" and started dating a girl about 2 months after I dumped her. HS was basically over by then and I joined the military a few months later so I never rly heard about her since>this was like over 10 years ago
>>484027936I'm pretty buzzed, forgive the random typos
Total sister cuddling
>>484027936>>484028365Sorry to hear that. I hope the military helped you with the breakup and got you some muscles for new ladies
>>484027936>asking someone to go out with you on their birthdayheh, guess you should have paid more attention to them, huh?
>>484028523it is what it is, thanks fren. I was always pretty fit so the army didn't do much in that department, but my drill instructor(s) did help iron out much of my social retardation/habits, so that was a useful experience>rare instance of the military being compitent?>>484028532in my defense; each time we split we never really pursued anyone else, so I kinda just took it for granted she'd be single and wait to get back togehter again. kek
>>484030978>rare instance of the military being compitentWell I'm glad the military did worked out for you. If only it did for more people.
>sister is mean to me>I get so angry I start shaking, my day is ruined>sister is kind to me>I feel genuine peaceI can't handle this cycle anons. I hate rollercoasters
>>484024493>Low tier"The old maid."Shared blanket, sitting next to each other on a couch, shoulders touching at absolute max.>Mid tier"The mutual pillow."Heads resting against each other, or one person's head on another's shoulder>High tier"The hug-snuggle."Spooning at an angle. Big spoon is propped up in the corner of the couch while the little spoon is held in a hug that supports their body weight.>God tier"Missionary procreative sex"Self-explanatory
Andrew x Ashley? ShitAndrew x hussies? Cute, pure and canon
>>484033109I want to be emotionally abused by a hot sister
>>484035535suck on a shotgun and pull the trigger you disgusting hussy
>>484036941>suck on a shotgunIs that how they call Andrew's dick?
>>484036941You have to accept the truth, Andrew has already fucked a hussie, so Ashley will at best play second fiddle forever.
>>484037520Based and hussiepilled
Oh, it's the coping hussyfag hour
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>>484039293Hussy threadHussy boardHussy websiteHussy planet
>>484040515Based
>>484040515>TattoosI fucking hate it. It's also redundant because Hyperborea is in your sister's womb.
>>484042229>It's also redundant because Hyperborea is in your sister's womb.correct
>>484042229agreed, i prefer the non tat'd edit. Ashley would NEVER look like some trashy tat'd up slut. she is PURE
>>484042353>retire to switzerland>just me, my sister, and an expanse of farmlandA man can dream
Hussies? More like CutessiesCutessies? More like PerfectssiesPerfectssies? More like Goddessies
>>484042353I hope everyone ITT reaches Hyperborea with their siblings
Hussyfags never stood a chance against canon. It was rigged from the start
>>484043348
>>484043520Next devlog, I'm giving uppity hussyfags a spiritual ass-whooping. Just you wait.
>>484043520>fan edit>canonThe hussyfag cope is real
>>484043348Hussies that Andrew canonically has kissed? 1Ashleys that Andrew canonically has kissed? 0
>>484043717>>484043348hmmmmmmmmmm?
>>484043691I like the way it hurts baby, give it to me good
>>484043821Anon, that image doesn't happen in canon, and even if it did it's still just a kiss on the nose, whereas a hussie has already received a kiss on the mouth unlike Ashley.
>>484044014>whereas a hussie has already received a kiss on the mouthhmmmmmm?
>>484043821Hussyfags are blind to canon. They can only cope until they eventually rope(When episode 3 comes out)
>>484044014>Anon, that image doesn't happen in canonIt's official art by Nemlei. So its canon. >whereas a hussie has already received a kiss on the mouthWhen?
>>484043717Hussies that Andrew canonically has fucked? 1Ashleys that Andrew canonically has fucked? 0
Andrew canonically thinks about Ashley when he's with Julia
Andrew canonically thinks about Julia when he's with Ashley
>>484044692Gotta be some kind of evil to live in this world
>>484045039cute Andy
>>484045353Ummmmm
>>484045353>Andrew canonically thinks about JuliaNot even once
>>484045904'I DONT STILL CARE ABOUT JULIA'>has a flashback in her roomcopedrewcopedrew
>>484046248He probably did care about her to some degree. Not enough to stop Ashley from harassing her. Not enough to stop blowing her off for Ashley. The biggest Copedrew is him asking Julia to tie her hair up like Ashley's so he can pretend fuck his sister.
>>484037520Cringe and blackpilled.
>>484046248>entirely optional cutscene you can skip and never see
>>484044328Don't do that
>>484047194Just because it's optional doesn't mean it doesn't matter, in fact it's the opposite, the optional and hidden scenes help to see more of the characters than meets the eye, after all Andrew faking some of his nightmares only appears in optional and easy to overlook text and still shows something important about Andrew
>>484047441The cutscene only shows that Andrew is an asshole and sowed the seeds that he was using her. Then a devblog preview later cemented that he was using her since the beginning.
Andrew is pretty clearly obsessed with Ashley. It's Ashley who doesn't give a fuck about Andrew.
>>484049070There's not having played the game, and then there's posts like this.
>>484049070Only the first half of that is true and you only did that by accident trying to reverse the rolls without knowing.
>>484051194You just perfectly described all the "personality swap" fanart lol
>>484050318>didn't find the murder ending
>>484049070They're both obsessed with each other and scared of the other leaving.
>>484051459>murder ending You mean Decay? What about it?
>>484045904>Helps murder her only friend>Uses her as a cumdump so people won't suspect that he's a siscon degenerate >Let's his little sister terrorize her on a daily basisI hope someone kicks Andrew's ass in the future.
>>484045904>Helps murder her only friend>Uses her as a cumdump so people won't suspect that he's a based siscon >Let's his little sister terrorize her on a daily basisI hope Andrew impregnates his sister in the future
>>484054213>>484054648I'm sure both of these things are going to happen
Cute canon couple
Their hair looks so soft and fluffy. I want to pet it.
>>484056619Can you do one with Andy please?
>>484056619>Ashley and Andrew if they had non shit parents
>>484056857kill yourself
>>484057528kiss me/spoiler]
>>484057190
>>484056137>canonDecay is the canon route and anyone who disagrees is being silly.on an unrelated note, selfcest is the canon ending of Better Half.
>decaykek hours
>>484058474>Decay is the canon routeThey're both canon and will both be kino you self-fucking faggot
>>484058765Burial and Decay both show that Andrew and Ashley don’t actually love each other and only see the other as an object to possess. They have the most unhealthy relationship possible and they should have been separated from a young age.
>>484059294Silence, schizo.
>>484059294Woah, did you get this take from plebbit? You should go back there
>>484059294>t.Renee's corpse
>>484058474Don't you dare associate retarded route-warring with my boy Thiu.
>>484060094>Thiu>yours>not mine in heart, body, mind and soullol, lmao
>>484060251You better back the fuck off, buddy. We're legally married.
>>484060663>We're legally married.He's cheating on you, he'll be back tomorrow morning, I won't keep him too long, pal.
Faggots lol
>>484060812So he comes home to me after using you for your body? You sure showed me.
>>484060839Who cares what some used up hole with bpd has to say?>>484061047he'd rather use mine than yours!
>>484061131>used up holeShe's a virgin you boy molesting fruit
>>484061256sure she is.
>>484061131Lol, Ashley has Andrew's undivided love and devotion even without any sex. As for me, better to be loved and wake up in the morning in each other's arms than treated like a prostitute. If you want that experience, you should go meet up with that freak Lua.
>>484061338Shut up, you're a corpse!
>>484060839At least he's actually getting dick...
>one of the prerequisites of Decay is accepting the olive branch your parents offer you>Nemlei's last post says only a literal retard would accept this offerErgo, Decayfags are retards
>>484061859I wish Nicole could groom me
>>484062335>one of the prerequisites of Decay is accepting the olive branch your parents offer you>Nemlei's last post says only a literal retard would accept this offer>Ergo, Decayfags are retardsWhat about Ashley not trusting Andrew?
>>484062335Canon Decaydrew doesn't accept it, he knows it's bullshit, he just wishes it wasn't.
>>484062581You're expecting faggy route warriors to have actually played the game
>>484062740It’s genuinely bizarre how many people just don’t understand the game. Probably they’re just blinded by their own fetishism.
>>484062529That's an even dumber way into decay if you think about it.>Ashley wants to go get the second batch of money for some reason.>Andrew interjects with valid reasoning.>Ashley accepts for pretty valid but different reasoning.>everyone is fine with the situation>Ashley badmouths him to the demon randomly>Andrew becomes edgy and super stressed>>484062581I'm not sure if it's that he wishes it wasn't. More like he has his own reasoning not to accept it regardless of validity and it's probably that he can't betray Ashley.
>>484062335Doesn’t matter. Burial does an even better job than Decay at showing how little Ashley cares about Andrew and only sees him as an object.
>>483913168>>483913168She just posted a comission WIP of what is obviously Andrew but 'Isn't', Lectryn's old pal "Furball" released a dramatier vid of the 'Hidden Side of Kit9' just rehashing the dox shit but without mentioning anything and being a little cunt about it ('Also hi Jared, feel free to DMCA this, I'm not afraid and I know where you live teehee')Expect more retarded Korean screeching and "Suicide attempts" soon as Kit9 smacks them down again automatically.
>484063337why keep trying to post this bait?
>>484063337Nice headcanon
>>484063426Don't you have work tomorrow dramafag kiwi farmer? Responding to a drama post over a day old is pathetic.
>>484063476>>484063458>>484063337The whole point of Burial Ashley, 'Insane Burial' Ashley, is that it's still toxic, she's imprisoning Andrew and making him work for her, her idealized state of living,where he takes care of her and is her world and she's...just there, I guess, for him. It's selfish. It's destructive. You literally put him in a cage and burn everything but the relationship, the toxic relationship, between Ashley and Andrew. It's not gonna be smooth sailing just because it's Burial. In fact, I'd say 'Sane Burial' is better for the both of them, they'll still fuck, don't worry.
>INSANE burial!I'm tired of this bait, but she takes him out of the cage and expands their relationship in INCEST burial. Sane burial is Ashley falling to despair and imagining the worst. No doubt it results in something just demented and not what she fears.
>>484064039>literally didn't play the game
>>484064039She literally takes him out of the cage. Yeah, delete your post bitch
>>483764124>>483764296>>483764310>>483764476>>483764602>>483766371>>483763793Fuck every one of you
>>484064361>mass salt replying to 2 day old posts LOL!
What if they hunt down Julia in "sane" burial so that they can manipulate their way back into her life. But she has a sexless relationship with her "husband" Andrew while Ashley keeps conspicuously keeps getting pregnant with kids that look like Andrew and he raises them as if they were his?
>correctly understanding the game's story and characterization is considered baitGame was good, but the fanbase is terrible
>>484064479>being a nonce
>gets btfo about his fanfiction>cries about fanbase
Stop crying because you got called out for being wrong and deleted your post like a little bitch
>>484065134I would reach through the screen and strangle Julia to death myself.
>>484065571>nonceOh, you're a britbong. Shouldn't you be more concerned about the muslims in your country raping real kids instead of crying about drawing on an Indonesian basket weaving forum?
>>484065571stop being so butthurt
>>484065621To save her from this fate, right?
>>484065837I'm not the guy who originally replied to you. There's no need to show what an obnoxious subhuman you are either, proudly announcing that you get off to the idea of diddling kids was already proof enough.
>>484065134Oh, Ashley's gonna hunt Julia down alright
>>484066060...
>>484066207Bla bla bla yeah, whatever, newfag
>>484066342To save her from this fate, right?
>>484066408
>>484065837>britbongThat word no longer represents them. They are pakis now.
>>484066380Cool. Stumble on back to /b/ and make sure your probation officer doesn't get wind of any of this.
>>484066564...
>>484066060>>484066342>>484066408>>484066564Replies with SOVL.
>>484066723>>484066690This one too.
>>484066639>probation officerSorry, I don't live in a shithole where people get in trouble for drawings, faggot. Now, fuck off back to twitter where someone might give a fuck
>>484066690
>>484067016And this one.
>>484066060>>484066342>>484066408>>484066564>>484066690>>484067016Peak Sovl
This thread plummeted in quality the moment I started posting. I'm so sorry everyone.
>>484067225You should be. Now how are you going to make up for it?
>>484067225If you are one of the "RIght...?" meme poster then you did nothing wrong.
>>484066257There needs to be more of this
>>483678695>For 2 weeks now, Ashley has been suffering in a living hell with her brother, who has lost his mind. He refuses to wear anything other than his weird medieval clothes, he still carries around that sword and he's taken to near-constant theft and alcoholism. He's riding a fucking horse now.>"I'm starving with the hunger..." Andy mutters to nobody in particular, his gut roaring despite having eaten just moments ago. Ashley sighs heavily, big bags under her eyes. Andy built a camp with linen tents and refused to stay in a warm motel. Instead, they live in the park. The horse that he somehow acquired, which he insists on calling Olena, neighs and eats an apple out of Andrew's hands. He pays more attention to it than his sister.>She briefly considered killing it in a jealous rage, but Andy might get mad and she doesn't know if she wants to anger him now. It's also handy for getting around. Ashley absently pets their new dog, Mutt, with a thousand-yard stare. This is not what she imagined life on the run with Andy would be like.>Gone are warm showers, now she bathes in a big wooden tub. He doesn't react to her teasing at all, and he no longer cares if she calls him Andy. He's like a different person, no longer does he recite shitty poems, but now he has actual useful skills and actually smiles.>Most disturbing of all, Andy doesn't smoke anymore, just drinks like a Polish truck driver, but never seems to suffer any ill effects. He eats rotten food and never gets sick, he haggles with cashiers and yesterday he talked his way out of an arrest with an officer by threatening to break his skull open. Every so often, new medieval weapons show up in their camp and Ashley doesn't know how they got there.>He's been seeing hookers too, every single night. When she first smelled a hussy on him and threw a fit, he insisted that he was just getting his clothes laundered at the bathhouse. What the fuck does that even mean?!
For posterity
>>484067736Good stuff, anon
>>484067736If only canon Andrew was this fucking cool and a dedicated medieval larper. I'd love to go to a Ren Faire with him. The real guy is allergic to fun.
>>484067369How about a webm from The House of Yes? If you need a tcoaal fix, I'd really recommend it.
I don't want to post the art here now so the artist can share it "officially" in #200, but this is fucking awesome!https://x.com/LilianDuleroux/status/1807177541590892635
>>484068376Just look at that smile, he's clearly having a blast!
>>484068704I'll check it out. Seems interesting
>>484068136>keeps conspicuously keeps getting pregnantMy redundant editing error is immortalized.
>>484069189It's part of the SOVL, anon, don't worry
>>484069189It okay
>>484069080Look at the wittle pupperino!!! Awww, he's playing!
>>484069189It NOT okay!
>>484069189Have anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>484069580
>>484070586Outstanding.
>>484067736He became polish
Andrew? Deserves to be lovedSecurity guards? Deserve to be lovedCultists? Deserve to be loved302 Lady? Deserves to be lovedJulia? Deserves to be lovedNina? Deserves to be lovedRenee? Deserves to be lovedMr. Graves? Deserves to be lovedDemon? Deserves to be lovedLord unknown? Deserves to be lovedAshley? Does not deserve to be loved
Andrew? Deserves to be lovedSecurity guards? Does not deserve to be lovedCultists? Does not deserve to be loved302 Lady? Does not deserve to be lovedJulia? Does not deserve to be lovedNina? Does not deserves to be lovedRenee? Does not deserves to be lovedMr. Graves? Deserves to be lovedDemon? Deserves to be lovedLord unknown? Deserves to be lovedAshley? Deserves to be loved
>>484062581>>484062885I'm beginning to question the point of decay. Nem's goes out of her way to show that Ashley is the only person he actually cares about and the only thing that makes him legitimately happy. He didn't care about Julia, I doubt he had any legit friends since he never called any during quarantine, and he really didn't love his parents. Shit he didn't even care that they killed Nina, he was only scared because he thought they would be separated. So him just wishing she was gone so he could return to normalcy seems incredibly nonsensical to me.I know Nems said both routes are valid, but it honestly feels like decay is a afterthought at this point. Which is a shame because I like the tension between them in decay, maybe she will make it more believable in the full release or in the upcoming devlogs but I don't have my hopes up.
>>484073089The point of Decay is making Ashley suffer, as she should, as all sisters should be beaten and told they are worthless.
>>484073432The only good sisters do is getting hit with everything bad
>>484073089Andrew loves Ashley, but he's coming to the end of his tether with Leyley. He's not willing to live the rest of his life with the lack of trust, the psychological abuse, the manipulation, and all the other bullshit she does. That's not to say he's blameless in all of this, but that's his motivation. Decay is what happens if Ashley fails to change (not trusting him with their parents) or he fails to trust her to change (olive branch.) That situation is the crux of their entire character arc, or at least it seems to be with what we've seen so far. Decay is a perfectly reasonable way for it to be resolved and a story worth telling in its own right.
>>484073089>. He didn't care about Julia, I doubt he had any legit friends since he never called any during quarantine, and he really didn't love his parents. Shit he didn't even care that they killed Nina, he was only scared because he thought they would be separatedAll the things you are saying, while they ultimately be true, are not conscious thoughts in Andrew's mind. These are not things he was going to admit or acknowledge to himself at that point in time.
>>484073089>Nem's goes out of her way to show that Ashley is the only person he actually cares about and the only thing that makes him legitimately happy. Not really. He was just conditioned to do that. In EP1 he says he wants Ashley to “back off his love life”.>He didn't care about Julia, I doubt he had any legit friends since he never called any during quarantine, and he really didn't love his parents. In the EP2 flashback the narrator (Andrew at the time) says the fact that it doesn’t really hurt him to see her go, actually hurts is an indication that it still troubles him somewhat. He also got unusually quiet after that phone call breakup in EP1.While Julia definitely was a sexual replacement for Ashley he still has a little fondness for her.>Shit he didn't even care that they killed Nina, he was only scared because he thought they would be separated. >So him just wishing she was gone so he could return to normalcy seems incredibly nonsensical to me.It never was normal for him. After Nina’s death he considered killing Leyley after she blackmails him into being her only friend. This was the normal he wanted to return to - a normalcy before ashley. Decay happens because he feels hurt by Ashley eavesdropping on him and assuming he’s out there to betray her while he never considered that as possibility (the retard Andrew ending only happens because in the Kit9 vid Andrew chooses the ‘i truly trust the parents’ option) By being put into that station by ashley (again) he grows resentful of her.
>>484073089I'm still of the belief that there was supposed to be a different way into routes in what was a universal dream sequence that forked at the choice. But Nemlei tried to weave the ways into the routes more naturally into a real-world choice and now it comes off wrong and rushed for decay.
>>484063624Im pretty sure I saw your posts in a /v/ thread before and replied to this bit. The minigame with the cage is a recap of what happened to them previously and how she viewed Andrew up to this point. Literally the next interaction in the game is her taking the plushie out of the cage and replacing all other relations she had with Andrew. The entire premise of the route is that both of them begin to abandon most toxic traits towards each other. You are genuinely retarded if you still can't understand this.
>>484074081may be true* I don't think all those things are 100% certain
>>484073089Decay is Andrew finally realizing and coming to terms with the fact that Ashley doesn’t care about him at all. Burial (both sane and insane versions) is if he stays ignorant due to Ashley finding more effective ways to manipulate him.
>still posting the same shit bait for 4 hours
>>484063624>The whole point of Burial Ashley, 'Insane Burial' Ashley, is that it's still toxic, she's imprisoning AndrewDude. Freeing the green bunny from the cage is a prerequisite for the hv (what does hv even shams for, anyway?)
>>484074808I felt like Ashley -> Trust AndrewAndrew -> Olive Branchwas the definite decay routeIt had the eavesdropping and Ashley accusing Andrew of betraying herIn the Ashley -> Don’t trust Andrew the decay of their relationship feels a lot more one-sided.I wondered if there could be an alternate scenario where if you choose Ashley -> Don’t trust Andrew would lead to another choice where it either becomes Burial or Decay for good.
>>484075952The phoneposter is immunized against all dangers...
I'm gonna puke
>>484075357Just stop already
>>484075952In the 4 picture room (where you get the incest vision after interacting with the three eyes demon), Ashley is replacing every aspect of her life with Andrew. It’s still not healthy.
>make a Thiu shitpost about Decay and selfcest route>/calg/ becomes unusable for multiple hoursi-i'm sorry...
>>484076770You didn't make the retarded schizo. It's not your fault
>>484076680>Ashley is replacing every aspect of her life with AndrewOr is it the other way around? Hmmm?
>>484068812It goes hard
>>484074273nta but a lot of what you're saying is jumping to conclusions based off very little evidence or just nothing at all>conditioned to do thatAbsolute asspull.>wants Ashley to back off his love lifeBecause it shamefully involves him loving Ashley more than as a sister and he's trying to run from it.>doesn't really hurt him to see her goImplying it hurt a tiny bit is nothing. It's almost less than nothing. Considering they were "together" for at least multiple years he should feel way more. The way he reacts to the situation is less impactful than a first date that goes wrong.I'm not saying he didn't care about Julia. I'm saying that he didn't care about their relationship and there is more to the story. For example in the flashback Andrew has a dejected face when Julia says "I'll be fine as long as you're around!" and he changes the topic. From experience near me, that reeks of unintentional emotional manipulation. Like Andrew is trapped by the guilt of how she could react if he broke up with her. Remember Julia self-harmed in the past and attempted suicide too.>Andrew is quiet after the phone breakupAndrew was very indifferent about the breakup on the phone and didn't try to stop it. But he's obviously not amused after hanging up. Interpretation seems like he's upset about why it happened, not that it happened. He also gets over it very quickly and shows some small affection to Ashley.>considered killing leyleyI really hope you're not serious for multiple reasons that are tl;dr for this already long post.
>>484068812>so the artist can share it "officially" in #200what should the OP image of #200 be then?
>>484078910I think they mean the OP for #200 be that
>>484079325Well we'll be seeing more drawings during #198 and #199, so let's sift through those before making a decision
>>484079426Very true. Can't wait to see what else there will be
>>484079426Better question now is what should #198 be?
>>484079926My shortlist:>>483679025>>483679518>>483679229>>483688458>>483691741>>483698780>>483724969>>483752214>>483770368>>483774016>>483785770>>483852541>>483933525>>483936873>>483945374>>483962406>>483987337>>484042353
>>484080241A lot of good ones here. Having a hard time picking
>>484081261>>484081261>>484081261>>484081261>>484081261IT IS DONENEW BREAD!!!
The thread is dead, long live the thread!
last for hussies
Last for Ashley
Last for hussley
>>484090383The forbidden union
Last for delphism
last for niggley
>>484097227Aw hell nah
>>484097635hell yeah nigga
>>484097914Nop!
