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>>484894062
Now THIS is Minecraft!
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Not even 10 minutes and at page 7 already, fuck /vg/ in all honesty
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>>484894908
Times are tough and ZZZ just released too.
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I know its scripted but the constant prank on doc's redstone still makes me mad since they didn't clean up after themselves and fix the redstone afterwards.
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>>484896234
Supposedly it's not scripted, they were saying on stream. It's probably something that started as someone having a laugh and they're turning it into an arc.
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>>484894062
>>484894281
>no dh
>no terrain gen mod
Wrong.
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Etho
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>"I was in a special mental state"
>"Of course I was guilty, b...but Cleo!"
>"Why is everybody poking the goat? Because they envy the strength and the determination and the power and the greatness of the goat!"
>"The whole server will suffer for this!"
doc having a normal one
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>>484898539
>>484896234
i love doc so much
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>it's happening
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A new Skizz CLASSIC
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>>484900138
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>>484900138
what does this mean
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>>484901646
pron
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>>484901707
how the fuck do you make minecraft porn and who the fuck watches it
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>>484901831
Are you new on the internet or something?
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>>484902053
yea this 4chan website was left open at the public library
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>>484893497
>left hand is broken
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Workin' on somethin'
This has caused me to get angry and pissed off so many times, the amount of cool ideas I had for this but buggy fucking pistons means it's impossible.
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>>484905942
What is it

Boat course?
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>>484905942
Pistons are not buggy. They do exactly what you tell them to.
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>>484894062
This could be us if Mojang upgraded weather effects
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>>484910613
Pistons aren't bu-
>zero ticking
Ahg!
>double firing
Ohgg!
>visual orientation inconsistency
Ggha!
>quasi-connectivity
ANGH!
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>>484912930
All of which is considered intended behaviour, and is both avoidable and predictable when you know they exist.
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what's a build you're proud of in minecraft? this is mine
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>>484900475
10 hours to build this garbage it's really funny
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>>484900138
Hell yeah man
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>>484918340
kfo
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>>484922192
Kentucky Fried Ostrich
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I love Pearl so much
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New E build spotted

Frogger-E-E's?
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>>484928668
>middle fingers made out of frog lights
its the up yours house
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>>484928668
And it's got no exterior, kino is back folks.
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>>484896338
something is scripted because this is leading directly into what doc mentioned one time on a stream, he said he was going to make a skyblock but for other hermits and now he's being forced to do it as his punishment
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>>484932461
That cobble box in the sky is so ugly I'm good on there being 26 more.
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Stripped spruce is such an ugly block why does everyone use it.
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>>484942872
i don't think it's ugly but i don't use it because i find stripped dark oak to be superior
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There was no Etho today but * ahem*

Tomorrow's chances are that much higher!
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>>484947154
Birch and dark oak are the best logs. I like spruce unstripped too.
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>>484928742
ETHO ETHO ETHO
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imagine holding this in your arms
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>>484964250
..and standing over the edge of a cliff, then letting my arms go limp
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>>484964250
cumming sweetly and tenderly within Gem's pure walls
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>>484964250
no thanks.
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>>484964250
I love her hair but she's got some funny pictures of when she first started wearing curls lol.
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>>484964250
ETHO FUCKS THIS EVERYDAY
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Thoughts on this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxmLlrETp6o
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>>484970434
I mean she covers some good ground but she does it whilst the video has shaders and a custom texturepack on so, bit of a contrast there.
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I'm getting home soon I see the light
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I have this problem. I played on a modpack a while ago that had canoes and I really liked the look of them. Any ideas what mod that was? I thought it was tied to Small Ships but I guess I was wrong and I've skimmed around for it with no luck.
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>>484974239
ask in the modded general
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>>484974239
Vanilla boats are already square canoes, why not just use a CEM resource pack to change their model into canoes?
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>>484905942
...guitar hero?
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Minimalcraft. It's Minecraft but stripped back, visually and mechanically, to something even simpler than alpha.
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>>484982946
>to something even simpler than alpha.
so... indev? survival test? cave game?
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Imagine if Mojang was just like "we're gonna up date like 5 biomes and add a bunch more at the same time, it's the overworld update" wouldn't that be nice
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>>484993391
so 1.7 #2?
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>>484993391
Meanwhile at Mojang HQ:
>Mojang: "We're gonna add like 20 biomes, 4 new revolutionary features, a questline, & improved combat. it's the april fools snapshot"
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>>484974228
>ten minutes and one giant cobblestone pillar later I have traveled 50 blocks and destroyed the view, but at least terrain gen has S0VL now
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>>484900475
In 7 total hours of streaming this week he's built a flat rectangle of quartz slabs and a box of acacia logs with a window
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>>484928668
frogg-E
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live
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https://streamable.com/t3uvzz
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https://www.twitch.tv/pearlescentmoon/clip/BombasticWiseSquidHoneyBadger-sp2Lk4O1P4TihPd_
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>>485017063
this is why i've never liked skizz, yeah sure that would be funny but he's made a HUGE deal out of saying "you suck" to people before because of his fake "i know how people work and what you should and shouldn't say" all due to how impulse reacts to things like that too. when grian said impulse sucks as a joke skizz had to step in and say "you can't say stuff like that buddy cause impulse will take it to heart" and here he is wanting to do the exact same thing to someone else

it doesn't even seem like it's a joke between friends, it's something cleo would think to do - because she hates doc - but wouldn't as she's not a psychopath
>b-but it's just saying you suck!
>i-it's not like he's killing his loved ones!
if you live by a code to "be a better person" than you know you are and then break that code to make fun of someone already in a shitty situation you're just proving how full of shit you are and it's insanely disingenuous of his proposed "character" he tries to portray in the eyes of his viewers

he's not insightful, says the most retarded things imaginable
>if my son was an addict i'd let him hit rock bottom before helping him
he's like that uncle that no one invites to christmas or thanks giving but shows up anyway and makes everyone uncomfortable or becomes a laughing stock
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>>485017814
holy seethe
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JOA download where?
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https://rule34video.com/video/3460479/jenny-s-odd-adventure-5-slipperyt/
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The new piston sound was better.
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It would've been cooler if the warden hunted you over a really long distance. Like only one exists at a time but it hunts you from like max distance if you go into its domain. The visual effects are bad
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>>485028347
>449K views
man
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Iskall is back
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>>484893309
>There is no news.

https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/articles

Holy shit there's actually fucking nothing.
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>>485048831
Mojang is on summer break
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>>485036250
Decked out really removed the threat/mystery the wardens had. As long as you're sneaking you can basically run into them and be fine.
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>tfw trying to build with oxidized copper in survival
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>>485055167
The idea is, you build with unoxidized copper and let it oxidize.
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>>485055167
you place and break it like any other block, what's the problem? getting oxidized copper faster?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4R9VlRCbN4
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>>485063169
Etho timestamp: 10:17
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>I was just trying to Shift Click an item from my Ender Chest
L
That's why you keep Crouch bound to Q. Enjoy your Skyblock. >:^)
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Exploration is such a hassle. I think I'm going to just get spawn eggs and pop them into spawners instead of fucking off 4k blocks away just to gather a little bit of a decorative resource.
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>>485063169
someone needs to tell him to get rid of the bedrock like zed but also put lava on top
it still works as a volcano since you see the lava, but it works as part of the hole network if you drink fire resist (even better since it's obvious where the hole is from all the lava)
plus you can do human sacrifices like they love doing on freemasoncraft
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I love Pearl so much
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>>485070414
We know, Mr Krabs
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>>485066198
Etho is that much better at redstone than everyone. It's insane.
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>>485070025
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>>485072523
That's a lot of bedrock to clear
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>>485073218
they could have many people work on it
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>>485073218
>>485074047
plus it's a volcano so it cones in, doesn't have to be the whole mountain, in fact you could have the hole funnel in even further since you won't see it below the lava lake
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>>485071529
It's because he tests things and designs his own farms instead of copying other people's designs
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bump (dicks)
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2011’s beta 1.8 update is the exact point it all went wrong. Literally not a single good addition, except maybe the more music discs.
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Tomorrow's chances are that much higher!
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eth0 episodes
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>>485091217
>Literally not a single good addition, except maybe the more music discs.
despite the obvious flaws on the Adventure Update, b1.8 also added
>ravens, mineshafts and a fix for a chunk-border bug in cavegen, thus making mining better
>giant mushrooms
>new (and better) bows
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Mumbosode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdAxOWzQak4
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>>485093262
I never played beta so it's hard to imagine that shift at the time. I mean I can see a lot changed but I can't FEEL it but I do think all the changes eventually made the game more interesting and give it it's longevity.
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>>485095342
But anon, I wasn't arguing against b1.8
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>>485095861
I know. I was adding to your counter argument.
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>find some shitty sugarcane along the river
>build a nice little farm for it
>have 18 spots for sugercane
>only three sugercane from foraging
>OCD can't let me leave the farm "unfilled"
>grab bonemeal to get the rest to fill the farm with

>can't bonemeal sugercane
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>>485095030
Does he not know you can right click wax on honey???
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>>485095030
the season is 5 months old and this guy doesn't even have a storage room yet
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>>485103891
>>can't bonemeal sugercane
for some reason mojang don't want to port bonemealable sugar cane to Java
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>>485104514
On copper* My bad
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>>485106565
>we want parity between versions
>no! not like that!
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>>485110178
they want you to feel this annoyed equally about both versions
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>>485112102
Bravo Phil
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>>485110178
I just want dyed cauldrons...
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>>485053579
As long as there's a slime anywhere within ten chunks you're invincible.

https://www.twitch.tv/tangotek/clip/CooperativeTriumphantSwordPermaSmug-AD2eDyReB4JSSV_9
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i miss hiding in castles at night
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>>485123886
whats stopping you from doing that now?
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do you guys usually remake worlds repeatedly until you get a spawn you like or do you make one world and walk until you find a good spot for your base
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stress>false>pearl>grian>gem
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Why the fuck Skin Packs 4, 5 and 6 were exclusive to Xbox Editions of LCE? What were they thinking?
>>485129537
2nd if my spawn isn't on some kind of a island with no trees
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Check out this cool world generation.
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>>485132152
>nowhere flat to build anything
>impossible to move around unless you're in creative
>view will be immediately ruined by 1 block cobblestone bridges and pillars
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hillside and tower starter base is good and efficient way to start things off. what do you think? do you like to waste resources on mansions right after you spawn?
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>>485129553
Grian is a BITCH KEK
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Etho > B-Dubs > Scar > Joel > Mumbo
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>>485133226
None of that bothers me because I'm not picky.
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Where can you find the vanilla resources jar in PollyMC?
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>>485133226
>>nowhere flat to build anything
just build a platform
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In architecture they say build on the worst part of the site. People want to build on the nice bit but then you ruin the nice bit with a building. So you should build on the ugly spot. This was your architecture lesson for the day
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>>485139135
That makes sense!
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>>485028347
>47 minutes of porn
fucking hell.
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>7th trial chamber
>finally get heavy core
>yay! now I can max enchant this mace
>Wind Burst can only be obtained from ominous vaults in trial chambers in the form of enchanted books at level I. It has a 5.5% chance of being ejected from an ominous vault, making it a very rare enchantment
>fuck.
>check shulker full of trial chamber loot
>one wind burst I book
Guess I’ll settle for Wind Burst I on my mace because there is no way I’m doing more chambers to find 3 more books
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>>485147581
the vaults not resetting is one of the most retarded things they ever decided on. at the very least let them reset over night or even a fucking in game week. if the the spawners can continue to generate mobs theres no reason why the vaults can't continue to generate more loot
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>>485153435
Yea there should be no reason players should have to do 5+ chambers to get what they want. I believe there reasoning for not wanting vaults to reset is to avoid diamond farming but I'd say most people doing ominous vaults already have all the diamonds they need so a few more would mean nothing
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>>485154205
there would be no harm reducing the amount or even flat out removing the diamonds and blocks from the loot table because as you said they mean nothing to players who are able to beat these trials. that being said a reset system that works around the player and how many vaults they've opened could work too, opening 30+ regular vaults resets the first one you opened and so on. same with ominous but perhaps 15+ because there's fewer of them

too much work for mojang though
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Is wind burst even worth it?
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>>485129553
Ah yes, the girls of hermitcraft.
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>>485129537
No I read the OP
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>>485095030
>11:19
ONE MORE WEEK
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>>485147581
Oh yeah they added those
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>>485133226
>build/dig out a platform
>try using a space key on your keyboard to jump
>build a better bridge, don't build pillars
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>>485168965
>need cows
>only ones in sight are on the other side of a giant S0VL H0L3
>anon says I'm not allowed to go over there without building a fancy bridge
>make a passive mob farm on my side of the canyon instead and afk for 6 hours waiting for cows to spawn because it's less of a pain in the ass
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>>485170859
> go around the hole
> actually build a bridge
> build shitty bridge and remove it once done
> find different cows
> move cows through the nether
> move cows using slow falling potion, elytra and a leash
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>>484970434
>build like a blockvomiter
no. I build in a way where each block has its place
Stone for walls and paths
Wood for houses and bridges
maybe make some changes for different biomes
If I wanted buildings to resemble pixel art I would put it on a map not a building
Theres so much clashing shit in the builds that none of it makes sense
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>>485172015
Your bridge looks kinda chunky and bland
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Is there a more compact way to farm kelp?
I want to build a supersmelter with an automatic fuel farm. If my math is correct you need 40 plants to support 1 furnace.
The problem is that I want to squeeze my farm into an aleady ready building. If I fill it to the brim with this design it will support 30 furnaces, which is a lot, but I wonder if there is a way to squeeze even more kelp plants?
Obvious solution I can think of is a flying machine, but that can break on unload and I don't want that.
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>>485174947
That design looks fine, it's just a bunch of work. Theoretically a flying machine has a higher density of plants = faster growing but it can break as you say. There are tethered flying machines but i can't figure them out.

In my opinion the observer thing will have the highest rates but just putting the whole thing on a clock is easier and takes less observers
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>>485174947
are you hurting for build space to have more kelp farms added? if so are you unable to extend this design multiple layers down to deepslate or even bedrock and have a bubble elevator shoot it up to where it needs to go? seems like a really simple solution but you know more than i do, could be you have something already built under neath or i'm not understanding what you're asking and if so my bad
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bros, just made my first build in beta. Don't know where to go from here, anything else people usually build in beta?
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>>485177289
Well, I can dig down, but I don't really want to.
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>>485177496
Looks like shit
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>>485177496
Build a penis and a swastika.
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>>485177558
unfortunately you're gonna have to if you want more kelp, either that or extend the build you already have for this farm so you can put more inside it
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>>485147406
The kids are alright

>>485172935
Looks like an aqueduct to me DESU .
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How can I make a mine shaft look more visually interesting?
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>>485153435
That's no fun, they want to incentivize exploration. It would also destroy the rarity of the drops. If you don't get a core, it's not a big deal, you don't need it right now, you can try another time if you're burned out.
>>485154205
Wait, wtf, they drop diamonds? That makes farming diamonds possible in large singleplayer worlds, since a vault can only remember 128 players. That's quite unfair.
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>>485178856
I dig 3x3 tunnels and add log pillars into the walls.
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>>485137054
libraries/com/mojang/minecraft/[version]
>>485177496
>anything else people usually build in beta?
cobblestone castles are popular
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>>485178856
to be clear by mine shaft you mean a vertical tunnel right?
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https://x.com/KAKUTKMDS/status/1809942209166524646
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I saw other people talk about this series that Grian used to be in. Is it worth checking out? I've been trying to get into Grian's old content and it seems interesting but there's a shit ton of episodes.
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>>485183064
Look at the thumbnails dog. If you want older Grian content go to EVO or his build tutorials. MAYBE Crafted movies but that's not particularly aged well either.
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>>485177496
>>485177586
he's long now

>>485181818
thanks, I haven't done one of those before. I'll try and see if it turns out well.
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>>485181993
anon, this is minecraft we're talking about

mineshafts are ALWAYS horizontal
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>>485153435
Wait what, they said they do reset as they want players to visit the place over and over. DO they fucked something up?
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so far it reaches build height limit but a part of me wants to install a mod that increases that limit and build even taller but i still have to finish terraforming the foundation so i guess you always have that option to dig deeper to increase its scale except the amount of mining is going to make it a pain in the ass and these days I've considered moving entirely to modded because of it and ditching vanilla.
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>>485193892
if mojang doesn't evolve the gameplay that allows this kind of scale to build at efficiently without having to play in creative which they probably wont I'm definitely moving on to modded as soon as this is finished in vanilla
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>>485193892
This looks good, the really stretched out architecture is aesthetic, though i feel like the ambient occlusion is saving you from looking like a giant wall of red
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>>485195830
yea its very much brick shaped from a distance rn for the time being lol
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the crab should have won the vote
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Mojang should add rings, then some bullshit enchants to put on them
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>>485195830
also im playing it mostly without shaders in mind so it looks good in both but when it comes to pics they actually help bring out the details. since im going for a nether theme I got some creative ideas ill do at some point to balance out things make it more interesting ideally without needing to texture it
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>>484970434
It really irritates me to see just by the thumbnail that even one stone type for the lightpole is too plain and not CREATIVE or ARTSY enough. These are the people setting the aesthetic standards for minecraft builds.
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>>485198793
Damn this is a lot of work. Good job. It still looks good without shaders just less defined. Shame there aren't more red blocks and the red blocks they have don't really go together
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I just started playing and I've tried googling for the answer but couldn't find it. Can pillagers or illagers or whatever they're called open doors?
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Craft-ye-ha-me-ha!
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>>485193892
Shadercel
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>>485199821
Villagers can, Illagers can't.

Zombies can break doors (on hard difficulty)
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>>485199821
Monsters in general can't unless you have a pressure plate outside the door which they can trigger and let themselves in.
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>>485200191
He's wearing the cursed amulet, incoming cataclysmic bad fortune
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>>485200346
>>485200428
thanks, I've been leaving gaps to my entrance and jumping to a platform but it looks shit lol
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>>485200674
Build a fence with a gate like a normal person
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>>485200885
I thought they could opens gates and doors
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>>485199821
And to clear up the names: Pillagers are the guys with crossbows that patrol. Illagers are the type of mob collectively (Pillagers, Evokers, Vindicators, the unimplemented Illusioner and I guess Ravagers and Vexes too)
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>>484893309
anyone wanna play 2b2t
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>>485175212
Thanks for suggesting tethered machines, they sure do work, this design for some reasons gives me like 7% less than theoretical with this quantity of kelp plants, but it is 3 times more space effiicient (assuming same width, because it is just wide enough for me and I wouldn't be able to add more kelps in the first design) and looks cooler.
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>>485204960
>2b2t
No. Fuck off.
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>>485204960
2b2t? More like 2dicks in your mouth.
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the tiktok and twitch came through on java
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>>485206562
>tiktok and twitch capes
oops
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>>485201624
cheers m8
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>>485204960
>2b2t
2queue2years
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>>485204960
Go back.
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bump (pussy)
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Etho in an hour.
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>>485200191
You & Chris can go stream Minecraft together; it'll be so much fun.
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>>485070025
Well he's doing it on stream now.
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>>485110178
>we want parity between versions
>makes copper bulb fire at even ticks instead of odd for parity with bedrock
i LOVE using leaves to generate odd ticks!
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>>485224639
Surely there is a faster undiscovered method
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where is the video
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Tomorrow's chances are that much higher!
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Etho is dead
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>>485200118
A shadercel would be someone without shaders albiet
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>>485230023
he's been on streams
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>>485199985
>>485200191
chris is currently looking for people for his bugrock realm
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today is the 13th birthday of Beta 1.7.3
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BIG FUCKING ETHOOOO

https://youtu.be/6PeJbmc0WVc
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>>485237936
Tragically he died just after uploading this
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>>485237936
50 minutes!!!!
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>>485237936
>HOPEBROS
WON
>DOOMERBITCHES
Lost
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>>485238420
Tomorrow's chances are that much lower!
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NEW ETHO NEW ETHO NEW ETHO
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>>485237936
I just unkilled myself
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>>485237936
/mcg/ is saved!
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>>485241278
Etho looks good in blue.
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>>485237936
Gem is so lucky
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Nice to see the indie brewer again that never gets used in his LP world
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>>485237936
Pearl does redstone and roof.
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>>485243546
Is she trying to steal him from Gem?
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>>485243546
by 2025 all ethosodes will be showing work pearl did
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>>485243936
>>485243969
Good
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So where's the new episode?
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>>485237936
kino now I can go to bed and watch this under my blanky
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>>485244325
>>485237936
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>>485244637
Anon... that's the old episode
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Etho is such a nerd ~kyaaaaa
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>>485245250
2372 items in only 4 hoppers at a rate of 750 items every 5 minutes? Sounds perfectly realistic for once actually
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>>485245465
NONONONONONONIONONONONONONONONO
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iskall doesn't even play MC he just writes comments into books
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i thought i was pathetic still playing minecraft at my age but this same fagging and spam over an eceleb video is beyond me, the threads have been nearing 404 daily and hit it multiple times in the past few weeks. there aren't 10+ people in the thread, read the room before schizo posting
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>>485245465
Come on, we just want to watch men in their 40s getting intimate with each other. Whats wrong about that?
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>>485237936
That was a good episode
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>>485246290
He doesn't even play vault hunters he just jumps around and farms content off of other people on his server
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>>485245993
Etho's hole is for Gem's strapon only
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What's the verdict?
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>>485247274
Etho OWNS Gem's ass
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>guys the new 1.21 features are SOOOO cool!
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>>485247885
It's peak (looks like every other one of his builds from the past 5 years)
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>>485247885
The actual shop seems kinda annoying to use but he got the grandiosity down.
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>>485188909
That was about the trial spawners.
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https://youtu.be/6PeJbmc0WVc&t=1378
He's right behind me isn't he
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>>485253005
It's a pretty simple minigame functionality wise, but god damn does the visuals really sell it.
I get Absolutely Mogged, simply cus I'm a shit at using colour like Etho
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>>485254445
Gerg kneeled to his master, Etho.
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>>485183064
>Yandere High School
>role play
>Grian
Part of me wants to watch it for the cringe but mostly I just want to blow my brains out from the thumbnail alone.
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>>485254445
What's the arena for the Chris-chan minigame going to look like?
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>>485237936
Land! I see land!
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it looks like a dick with phimosis pointing its way to a bright hole
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>>485204960
Are you 10? You could have at least said Constantiam
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What do I need to know about Mending in 1.21? Didn't they make it harder to get? Can I at least fish it?
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>>485268557
villager in swamp or just don't enable the data pack
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Thought the Etho episode was weak. Credit to him for doing all the debugging, that's where all the work is i suppose
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debugging is important
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>>485237936
buy an ad
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>>485284668
>One Etho upload post
Why don't YOU buy an ad for your shitty server.
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Guys join my shitty minecraft server as a joke please I'm desperate for players.
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Etho is debugging Gem
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>>485284668
they do it for free
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The most confusing part of it is how gerg of all people became part of the hallucination. Or what if he *is* gerg?
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>>485286889
It's impossible to build anything in Minecraft that doesn't look dogshit. It can't be done.
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https://www.twitch.tv/impulsesv/clip/CooperativeExcitedAardvarkPastaThat-wKJfMbHu2xjJjcIH
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How do you all spend thousands of hours on the same world? Do you just build and wait for the updates?
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>>485290989
I believe that since you can use nether portals to travel across long distances, it's possible to travel to new chunks when there are updates so you can use one save file rather than constantly make new world saves.
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Boatem 2 confirmed
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gonna be honest my fellow blocky racists im really not a big fan of this thing mojung does where their real updates add a new mob that exists in one biome (or doesn't in case of the sniffer) and when you tickle its pinky toe during a full moon using a specially crafted item it drops a new block thats decorative and thats the whole update
and then for april fools its just the aether mod with a trillion new systems and biomes and redstone flying cars but you cant live there
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Crafting tables belong on pseudo-tables and not on the floor.
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>>485295214
its a wake up call to use mods
microsoft hates you but still needs you
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damn sisters, Mumbo cant even crack a millie on new hermie eppys..... what do we do?????
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>>485298490
YT is a dying platform, he needs to start streaming.
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BONUS ETHO

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2192653175?t=01h32m15s
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>>485091217
Wrong, the game died when they added biomes and the Nether back in Alpha 1.2, but nice try zoomzoom.

If the grass ain't neon green it simply is not real Minecraft
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>>485300857
You know if it's the color of the grass you care about then there are texture packs you could use.
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>>485295317
It itself is a table. It's in the name u fucking retard. Put it on the floor before I gut u
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https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/crafting-on-a-stick

Absolutely zero reason for this not to be vanilla.
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>>485091217
its beta 1.3 with night skipping addition, single-handedly killing first night phenomena
beta 1.8 is a piss on game's coffin, allowing player to outrun any mob by pressing w twice (spiders can be outrunned = they are useless from game design perspective for 13 years at this point) and forcing player to fill redundant bar by right clicking mindlessly with bread, by not meeting this criteria you'll die due to """starvation"""
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>>485302903
how about cause its stupid
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>>485295317
that works for the furnace, not so much the crafting table

like dude, I can't reach the top of the table anymore, I need at least a slab to stand on now
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>>485302903
an epitome of current version filled with so much disincentives making players to place less and less blocks
glad this isn't vanilla
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>>485302903
>TOTK at home:
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>>485315876
Based shulker box bootlicker
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>>485316702
there are no shulker boxes on Infdev
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>>485302903
i want a slime block on a stick and use it as a weapon to send players and mobs flying
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>>485132152
This looks cool the first time you see it, but it ends up being way too common with the new worldgen
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Didn't need a beacon to clear out a stony beach. Just stacks of iron hoes, moss and bone meal
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what is fastest way to get 100k copper blocks?
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>>485331314
Java: No.
Bedrock: Drowned farm is the only way.
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>>485331942
well sadly i am on java. i assume spam mining trial chambers? making 256x256 nether perimiter and want copper grate walls
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>>485332046
You can still use a drowned farm in java but manual killing is required.
Any other method requires being insane.
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>>485331314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyHqXBC9W24

This could be, it's the fastest for setting up and getting copper but there's debate on it being faster with a drowned farm in a dripstone biome at bedrock if you have a perimeter that can maintain only drowned spawning
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Gemisode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShmRMNlIkvM
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>>485337187
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>>485340168
I just noticed the ponytail on her skin I should've posted the other one
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small japanese shrine
thoughts?
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>>485344883
looks chinese but still looks good
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>>485340168
It's probably supposed to be pic related, but yeah...
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if you were forced to make letters embedded into a wall within minecraft and the area you had to work within was 5x3 blocks which of these would you decide on for the letter B?
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>>485337187
You forgot the etho timestamp
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>>485344883
Good use of color, makes the blockvomit tolerable.
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>>485223171
prophetic
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>>485347356
Depends on the other letters, if it's just for an entrance I'd use the left on
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>>485344883
Shadercel
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>>485352086
>shader celibacy
you are now aware of how retarded this word is
not only does it now make sense, if you tried to make it make sense it would mean the person you called a shadercel has opted out from using shaders... but you're responding to someone who is actually using them

another thing worth noting is this is why everyone hates ESL's because you just take words without knowing or understanding what they mean, like adding "cel" onto the end of words thinking it's related to incel in any way, shape or form which it isn't
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>>485352610
well you responded to his bait
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>>485345157
whats the difference between chinese and japanese in your opinion
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>>485352610
Redditspacingcel
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>>485352610
the shaderpilled wordmaxxer
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>>485301936
>texture packs
just edit foliage.png to your liking
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>>485352610
It's a portmanteau of "shader" and "incel". Who says you can't form a portmanteau from a portmanteau?
Depending on context, it can have a different meaning, and the meaning is clear here. The popular "-cel" term "ricecel" wouldn't fit your definition.
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oh no
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>>485369675
We gotta get him outta there before we never hear from him again
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>>485369675
Is that the Etho's Lab?
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What are the chances of boating across a featureless ocean for two minutes during a thunderstorm and having lighting strike and spawn a skeleton trap directly on you?
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>>485387471
I honestly forgot skeletron traps exist, havent seen one in 3+ months
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>>485388442
>skeletron
skeleton* mb
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>>485387471
ive only seen it once and it kinda scared me but i beat it and got the horse and it disappeared when i wasnt looking
but the chances are probably really low
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Haven't played in a while and wanted to try 1.21
MultiMC won't launch it though. It launches 1.19 instances just fine, but even when I redirect the 1.21 instance to use JDK 21/22 it doesn't work.
Any advice?
There is a yellow line saying "Unrecognized User Type"
And a bunch of
[Render thread/INFO]: [STDERR]: java.lang.reflect.InvocationTargetException
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PollyMC won't even open and tells me that it can't find this
D3D12SerializeVersionedRootSignature
what is this
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>>485204960
Fuck off zoomer, you have 2seconds2live before I install a gun mod and blow you the fuck out and watch your items spatter everywhere.
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>>484964250
>Why yes, I fuck my gems after a mining trip. How could you tell?
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>>485070414
I want Pearl to suck my ender pearls!
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I think a silverfish could kill me if we met in real life.
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you're like 100x its size
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>>485410546
>before I install a gun mod and blow you the fuck out and watch your items spatter everywhere.
That's it, you're banned from all Monjang servers.
>before I install a gun mod and blow you the fuck out and watch your items spatter everywhere.
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>>485334260
I have a shitty offline archive of all of those elegance videos and most of the shit from those download links in each video, all sorted into their respective folders and modified descriptions for offline use. Picrel.
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I'm not talking about the real insect.
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oh, then yeah me too
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Cool seed for speedruning
>-575981431941959147
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Where do I go to hire someone to kill a player on a server I'm in?
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>>485417853
I don’t know
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>>485431643
Can I hire you? Bring me his head 6 times and I'll give you $100.
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>>485417853
bullyhunters.org
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>>485344883
shaderCHAD
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>>485337187
Hey, where is the Etho timestamp.
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>>485205603
>>485174947
This collects 90% of theoretical kelp (~6100 out of ~6777 per hour)
I can probably tinker a bit more to collect an extra 100/h (try to stop it from landing on repeaters), but I don't think it is worth it.
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>>485452039
Cut and the tethered machine.
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>>485433397
I’m not very good but if I have unlimited time I could do it. Might cut him in on the deal for $30 and pocket $70 myself
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>>485452039
Nice design, good job
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They should add ferrets to minecraft
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>>485458807
Then you can combine 2 ferrets and a string to create ferret-chaku
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i still did not update to 1.21 and probably won't ever do it
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>>485463041
Why? Autocrafters are cool.
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Is there a smooth black block?
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>>485463494
Black concrete???
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>>485463494
Black Concrete
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>>485464423
>>485464454
Is there something with slabs and stuff? Like a black quartz?
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H-Hermitcraft sisters... are we falling off? Grian can barely break a million views and Mumbo hovers around 700,000. We are supposed to be the cool kids club when it comes to minecraft, how can this be happening!?!?
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>>485464784
I think Polished Blackstone Slabs or Deepslate Slabs is the darkest you will get in slabs which are not very dark
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>>485465310
Minecraft content across the board is falling off
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I don't care how much Google values Minecraft.
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All of the flash in the pan ideas go to shitty developers. Pokemon to GameFreak, Minecraft to Notch... Imagine if someone actually competent got their hands on these franchises instead of lucking out.
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I just non-consensually learned how to get a sniffer.
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>the strays in Trial chambers have punch instead of power on their bows.
How underwhelming.
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>>485458807
Might be too similar to meerkats, which are supposed to come with the desert update.
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>Can't trim Horse and Wolf armor.
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>>485452039
3 of those can sustain 64 furnaces, so a stack/10s smelter. Very nice.
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Who made the abandoned mineshafts? Was it the Cave Spiders?
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>>485476947
Me and Tom did
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>>485028347

I cannot fucking believe there is a 47 MIN LONG ANIMATED PORN VIDEO, AND IT GETS 1 MIL VIEWS IN A DAY WHAT THE FUCK
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>>485477685
and its not even that bad either, wtf why cant mojang put this level of effort into their updates
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my fucking chunk rotated what the absolute fuck
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>>485486167
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trying to create sticks with multiple enchantments on them but the old way of doing it doesn't work any more, apparently console commands changed a few months back? do any of you know the string to add them now?
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ethotlab
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My Bridge and Treasure PB are both sitting around 5 minutes, Housing is based.
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>>485488481
Why not use mcstacker or check the wiki like a normal person?
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>>485490004
I've sat in this sewer to long, I used based as a synonym for good.
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>>485466948
Explain.
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>>485490514
He got sniffed.
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>>485490063
because the wiki doesn't tell you how to use commands for multiple enchantments and this is the first time since this threads inception that mcstacker has ever been mentioned. a better question would be: why can't you reply like a normal person?
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>>485490514
Watching a Minecraft video, and the guy just goes down into the ocean brushes some sand and gets a sniffer egg. I didn't want to learn about that.
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>>485486167
I fixed it in creative btw
I hate dealing with bullshit
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>>485491250
anon...that's cheating
how could you? and how will you sleep at night now?
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Did I imagine Zed building a zone for the gaming district or are they all just conspiring against him
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>>485491641
>sleep
>night
noob
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>>485491641
This was obviously fake.
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>>485492443
what? what was fake? My chunk flipped for some reason and I fixed it in creative. How is it fake?
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>>485492148
It's there, Cub made a game for it and Pearl recently decorated the portal
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>>485492651
it's just weird there's so many games being built elsewhere
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>>485493001
This happens pretty often, a member gets an idea for a minigame during another project and it gets built there, or it's too big/location dependent so it gets put somewhere else

The only seasons that had good dedicated minigame districts where S4 and S6
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>>485492541
>I fixed it in creative
you've got no principles
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>>485495397
Just like alllll the rest of them
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Fixing a glitch in creative is not cheating. Ive done it before and I’ll do it again. I shouldn't have to waste hours fixing something in survival that I had no way of preventing in the first place
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>>485503325
THIS is MINECRAFT
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>>485490928
But did my advice help you?
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>>484893309
what cape should i use
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>>485506202
nope because i didn't take it and eventually found out elsewhere by myself which i would have done even if i hadn't posted, all you managed to do is prove to yourself you're incapable of rational thought
just in case that irrationality still persists, you want people to not talk about the game and would prefer they leave the thread abandoned to go check elsewhere online for solutions instead of keeping the thread active
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>>485509086
I prefer to teach a man to fish, though...
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>>485503325
Beetroot
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Thank god someone made a video exposing that retard
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>>485503325
>>485513582
>no distant horizons
You had one job.
>>485507112
Your OF cape, shill. You do have a 10+ year old one, right? You're not a Mojewng shill, right?
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>>485514273
Even 10 years ago optifine was not worth donating to.
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>>485513582
How'd you get it all irrigated?
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>>485028347
What is the point of minecraft porn if the girl is all round?
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>>485247885
Dude builds everything the exact same for the last half a decade.
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>>485519246
Optifine is good and your friend.
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>>485528150
normies.
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how do you do good roof in building that have even number base length? the ones with base length that's odd number is so easy when you have that exact middle block. but how on earth you make the other one work? i get buttblasted by my autism and ocd when you start making a roof on even number base lengths.
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>>485532023
Use a different roof design than the old ⋀, duh.
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>>485532023
two stairs back to back?
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>>485532489
are you talking about ILLEGAL ILLOGICAL roof designs???!!
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>>485528692
>Optifine is
OptiWHAT? Anyways, Sodium.
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>>485477685
>pic
If you're making a Jenny vid at least install the proper model.
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>>485535695
>breaks with 90% of good texture packs
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>>485536853
First things first,

This mod is shit and awful because it doesn't have cube tits. It's minecraft your arms are giant blocks, but NOOOO your telling me the tits would be round? Absolutely Ridiculous
Secondly, I'm not a coomer.
Thirdly, isnt the minecraft jenny mod that mod ran by transgenders who make you send them your government ID on their weird as fuck discord before they let you download it?

And 4th, Kids watch my videos, I'm ok with a risqué joke but im not installing a literal porn mod.
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I INVENTED ANOTHER MINECRAFT MINIGAME
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>>485548552
Make a better Frogger game than Ethoslab and roast him with plausible deniability about how fast it was to make.
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>>485549607
Anyone related to this should kill themselves.
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>>485548552
SlipperyT is a dude and the mod is cringe anyway except for the models. Old dev gave it to someone else and it's called Fapcraft now and is free.
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>Minecraft is so unclear
The only convoluted important part is the Nether portal. There is no way to know to light the Nether portal, the moment you get an ender pearl and blaze rod, experimenting with crafting will get you an eye of ender, which you would have to be the least curious person alive to not try to understand this.
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>>485551364
quiet, prude
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>>485553642
The achievement system can kinda help.
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>>485553642
>Build, light and enter a Nether Portal
>Flint and Steel icon
How much more obvious do you want it to be?
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>>485549607
this is why you'll never get into hermitcraft
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Are you enjoying the update?
Do you like Trial Chambers?
Do you like the new music discs?
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>>485588386
i like the new blocks, i've been using a fuck ton of copper trapdoors and grates. the chiseled block is nice too, it helps break up the regular and cut copper blocks. the new tuff items are also a nice transition block between stone and deepslate blocks which i like a lot. the trial chambers are fun but a little annoying, the rewards don't feel worth the time not the effort spent doing them. vaults not resetting after some time is beyond retarded, haven't got the mace yet so can't comment on that

the new music discs and ambient tracks are, as per usual, unfitting for the game and help make minecraft feel even more disjointed than ever before since microsoft took over. i just have music permanently set to 0 now and have done for many years
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>>485588775
pretty sure there's a music mod to disable tracks you don't like
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https://streamable.com/3tvfyf
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>>485588386
>Wasted Potential: The Update
the only thing to look forward to is the crafter
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>>485592286
>>Wasted Potential: The Update
you just called out last three updates
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>>485588386
Trial chambers were fun the first couple times but became a pain once I was only in them to grind for vault drops
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>>485594495
G-gerg, I use to look up to you... you were my role model. How could you do something like this? How could you?
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>>485594734
Why'd they give her round tits, absolutely immersion breaking. I thought the world was made of blocks and now you've got this curved shape. It breaks the laws of Minecraft
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After watching Scar and Skizz try to buy diorite I feel like I could join hermitcraft too
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>>485590202
>steals more things from bdubs
or you know he could just learn and understand what works within his own vision?
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>>485588386
I just tried them out today and died from two ominous baby zombie spawners. I went in unprepared because pretty much every update before this has been incredibly easy and I expected the same from this one. Now I'm grinding for heavy cores and the new music discs and it's getting pretty boring.
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>>485594495
>>485594734
I would download this mod but only if there's a way to make Jenny into a giantess .
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>>485604312
scale attribute
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I played the alpha version and tried to give it a shot again. Holy fuck is the world generation boring now... Everything is either flat or a giant mole hill
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>>485604984
fair point, but that wouldn't change her...behavior and options of...doing things with her
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>>485605184
I swear old gen used some weird voxel system but it seems that the new map gen is just a heightmap so its much more linear, no big undercuts or things like that.
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just came up with a new youtuber bait gamemode
>hardcore world with 8+ players
>the goal is to be the last 2 people alive
>player list and chat messages are disabled
the rules:
>players are allowed to record their gameplay
>if there is evidence of you killing someone (even from a dead player), you are immideately disqualified
>the playable area is limited as to avoid stalemates
>teaming up is allowed
in essence this just comes down to killing other players either stealthily or indirectly, but there is also value in staying hidden and watching other players make their move to gather evidence and disqualify them after the kill
and yes, I am aware this is almost just like danganronpa
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>>485606781
>Last Life but its amongus
It'd probably work
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>>485606781
yeah, i'd watch that ngl
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Minecraft autists be like
>I can't get off to this her tits aren't square
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happy belated birthday 1.7.10
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Minecraft's lighting is fine as long as you don't go above 50% brightness. It's just something people say so they can excuse making shitty overdetailed builds that look like they were ported straight from blender. Many shaders also don't improve lighting, although there are some vanilla-like shaders that are pretty good.
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>>485625565
honestly i wish there were settings to change brightness levels throughout the day. 80% during day light gives you those subtle hints of shadow but aren't too dark that it looks weird and 50% at night works so well because it helps keep darkness dark but not so dark that light doesn't look illuminated
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>>485625565
brightness should be replaced with gamma from Legacy Console Edition iirc it's also present in BTA mod
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>>485625565
I play at 50/30 (yeah dubs inspired but 30 is often too dark on my monitor even in daylight) and I set up a little script with fullbright that changes gamma when it reads low light level and no skylight (so I keep night nice and comfy but still have workable vision in caves for gameplay purposes) it's on a gradual increase so I don't get flashbanged, especially if it happens to trigger in a specific part of build. It coincidentally gives of a similar effect as your eyes adjusting to light changes irl
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If I make a datapack to reduce the spawn rate of several structures will I be able to continue playing on my normal world and only have those changes apply to new chunks?
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>>485631065
Yeah
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>>485631065
as the other anon said yes, but you can also reset chunks that you've loaded if you want stuff to generate closer to where you are as long as you haven't built in those chunks or don't mind losing whatever is in them once reset
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>>484893309
>Mods that you will need 100% of the time
What happened to Optifine? Last time I played was 1.8 or something
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>>485636189
Still around, but heavily outdated. Performance increase is notably less than sodium (especially when combined with other mods) and Optifine uses some older modding techniques that make it incompatible with many mods today. It also changes game logic in slight ways while newer performance mods don't.
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Griansode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYeqgkGQ2XY
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>>485637032
So sodium is supposed to be its newer alternative. Does this mean you need something like forge now in order to install these new performance mods? I remember optifine installing itself with a wizard
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>>485637303
That is one ugly build.
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>>485637487
Forge and fabric are the most common mod loaders today, with fabric being designed to be light end. Some mods are primarily developed for fabric and may be ported to forge or vice versa. Heavier and extensive mods tend to favour forge.
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>>485637303
I snorted when he showed that red wall
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>>485637487
>forge
People use fabric nowadays, and those who use mods use alternative launchers which makes installing mods very easy, getting them straight from modrinth.
The Minecraft modding scene has changed a lot after Minecraft's last big wave of popularity. Playing without performance mods is just fine, though, and big content modpacks still use forge, but there's apparently ways to make them compatible with fabric.
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>>485637487
If you read the OP you'll know to get PolyMC and take it from there. If you play cracked get PollyMC instead.
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>>485639136
>If you play cracked get PollyMC instead
I think I still have an original account. If Microsoft didn't steal it in the meantime. I remember receiving an email about a migration but I have no idea if I still own the game I paid for
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>>485644317
Suprised you know accounts were deleted when you imply you didn't keep up with the migration news.
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>>485644509
They did say in the email that you risked losing access to your account if you didn't comply but at the time the migration process wasn't available yet. Unsure how this is surprising to you
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I heard there has been safety/political drama around polymc. Is it safe? Or should I consider using forks? Is prismlauncher good? or is the fork in the OP the way to go?
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>>485645629
you sound really dumb so maybe the official launcher is better for you
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>>485646436
It's ok if you don't know
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>>485646514
If only this was discussed last thread
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>>485645629
>I heard there has been safety/political drama around polymc
yes, trannies were kicked out of the project
>Is it safe?
yes
>Or should I consider using forks?
not really, polly functionality is available in poly and prism is just full of useless "extra" features
>Is prismlauncher good?
it is gay
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>>485646776
it wasn't
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I wanna troll my friends server by building aushwitz does anyone have any building layouts for aushwitz
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>>484900475
Is that Nick Rekieta?
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>>485648736
just look up the actual blueprints for auschwitz on the internet and build based off of that
also, you reminded me of this clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-XW72XN2dk
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>>485637303
His new build flow is pretty good, just a shame it doesn't do well on camera. I feel like I could do a lot if I played that way too.
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>>485660627
So was I, love this fucking video
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Etho is so sexy
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Wonder when this microsoft update shit will leak lol
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>>485666841
When's the last time a minecraft feature leaked? The sniffer flowers? I imagine it's gonna happen more often if Mojang of America keeps expanding.
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Minecraft
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YDhQQYK5vQ
>used the chrischan skin for a video but jenny is too controversial
I feel like Gerg missed the part of the story where this dude _literally_ went to prison for raping his disabled mother.
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>>485660627
>swastika decals
cringe
engiejew is better
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>>485645629
PolyMC is fine.
One of the devs with admin privileges went berserk and banned everyone else because he thought they were injecting progressive messaging into the loader, or something.
Otherwise it still works fine as a launcher.
Prism is the name of the launcher that the rest of the team went on to fork from PolyMC and maintain themselves.

They're functionally identical.
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>>485679192
Chris-Chan doesn't have the mental capacity to consent to sex, so in a way his mother actually raped him.
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>>485686818
>banned everyone else because he thought they were injecting progressive messaging into the loader
Good. Now do Mojang.
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https://youtu.be/eJj3zgI4v9A&t=51
>LCE had unique SFX for horses
why this is not listed on the wiki?
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>>485694865
I miss legacy edition :(
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>>485686818
>he thought
and he was also right, because they were
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>>485719369
I wish there was a texture pack for that classic minecraft feel.
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>>485694865
That's a trailer
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>>484905942
>>485679192
At last we get context for what he was whining about a week ago.
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>>485721336
https://youtu.be/alznkD9HNyo?t=25
>>485719787
https://www.planetminecraft.com/texture-pack/golden-days-beta-reversion-for-modern-minecraft/
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white stone like bricks when?
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>>485730110
Diorite exists.
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>>485734672
stone like bricks, learn to read
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>>485736510
There are quartz bricks
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>>485736865
stone
like
bricks
if i wanted quartz like bricks i'd have said quartz, i said stone like bricks
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>>485028347
>tits aren't square
one job.
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>>485514153
OK video but:
1: That guy's mouthbreathing got really annoying.
2: The defence of the recovery compass was dumb. It's pretty useless, especially in the endgame.
3: Him saying that giving some trades higher chances to appear in certain biomes would be dull and then going on to defend biome-locking enchantements was idiotic. It's the exact same shit but even more dull work for the same result.
4: He used "most players won't beat the ender dragon!" as a way to defend horses, but then when faced with how abundant copper is for the vast majority of the playerbase he uses his own personal playstyle as an argument.
5: He ignored that Jet did take biome activity samples from multiple other players.

I fully agree on the woodland mansions and trying to force Terraria progression on minecraft. Jet should go play that game if he only cares about terraria-like progression. Those types of "minecraft is dead and boring" videos are awful. However, the newly up and coming "minecraft is fine actually get off mojang's back" videos aren't much better. Especially when they do the opposite and jerk mojang off and ignore all of the shitty Warframe-like parts of the last updates or try to excuse the glacial pace of the updates given how comparatively little they add.
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bro fuck ghasts aye. as soon as i enter the nether i get shot to shit. my nether portal is in the worst spot. also do blocks move in the nether or something? i swear i put blocks down and now they're gone
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>>485722865
Wow, 2015 toycat voice.
You can add info about it youself on the horse and legacy exclusive features pages, it's a wiki. Or you can leave it in the talk pages for someone else to figure it out.
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>>485748935
>i put blocks down and now they're gone
this post reeks of bedrock edition
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaNGC5AHKLs
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>>485754278
i'm playing java, get your nose checked
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>>485756631
my apologies, my nose must be crooked
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I love Pearl so much
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>>485757008
i've been back a few times and all the blocks are the same. i must have been panicking and not noticing where i was putting blocks when the ghast was blasting the shit out of me right next to my portal, when i was trying to build a quick shelter lol
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New Scar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGY2g0jMsVo
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>>485771025
Scar is such a hard worker, gotta be the hardest working hermit
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How the hell did Skizz ever got in Hermitcraft? His niceness was so fake even while he was on the life series, you can just tell he's trying to rim every hermit he could for a chance to get in
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>>485771025
You know people give Bdubs a lot of praise for his builds and it's well deserved, he manages to be able to recreate exactly what he sees in his mind and makes you see it too through his builds but then you have Scar. He's so talented at being able to create literally anything he wants from any thematic build style imaginable and he's comfortable with it. Bdubs has one style and that's "age" which is what all of his builds are about, everything he makes is made with time in mind but you don't see him step out of this comfort zone much and for most people at all. Scar setting his mind to creating whatever needs being created for the good of a build is what makes me prefer him the most out of all HC builders and unlike Bdubs he's admirably confident in experimenting with block choices that no one would ever think of because of how he uses them together in a build with other blocks

I'm starting to get a little iffy on Pearl though, I get that she's good and I'd rate her the 3rd best on the server but for once I'd like to see a build of hers that doesn't include packed mud, granite, jungle planks/logs and moss. It's like she's stuck in this block palette and can't get out of it the way Bdubs and Scar can
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>>485777589
I said this before but if Minecraft had more blocks that fit the whimsically cartoonish vibe Scar has he'd be unanimously considered the best builder in the game
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>>485777589
>but for once I'd like to see a build of hers that doesn't include packed mud, granite, jungle planks/logs and moss.
Look up her builds on google images, she used to do these crazy organics. She hasn't done anything like this on HC.

She does like vibrant colors a lot, and those blocks are easy to get, so I guess that's how she got stuck in the palette with her building expansionally.
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>>485780231
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Is he /ourguy/?
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Easiest way to get stuff like tuff or andesite? DoI just mine random tunnels till I find pockets of them?
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>>485797523
That might be best for andesite, but for tuff it'll be a lot faster to go caving for it rather than mining through all the deepslate.
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gergcraft
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What's the major differences between Bedrock and Java? I haven't played this game in ages but somehow I have both versions.
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>>485797523
fully behind what the other anon said but for diorite have a look around some stony shores or exposed mountains that have stone peaks as you can easily see diorite pockets out in the open. running around in tunnels will help you find bigger pockets of diorite as well

remember that haste 2 from a beacon with a diamond pick that has efficiency v will insta mine diorite AND tuff so that's a plus
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>>485803546
>major differences
Too many to count, they almost play like two completely different games but with the same visuals
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>>485805452
Which one is better if I just want to play the game vanilla?
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>>485803546
Play java.
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>>485805698
I'm biased so I would say java but it's less stable for most because it relies on how good your PC is although you can use performance mods to make this a none issue even for some potato tier PCs as it's what I do and simple performance mods only take about 5 minutes to set up and it's all I use

I've never played bedrock edition so take what I say about java with a grain of salt. I'm pretty sure you can buy one and get the other version free now so you could test which one you prefer. What I do know about bedrock edition is it has a lot more bugs that do not make sense, like randomly dying to nothing being one of the things people hate most. The redstone and mob spawning mechanics in bedrock edition are apparently drastically different to how simple they are in java edition so there's that think about too

Most "true" players play java edition, most "casuals" those that play on switch, play station or xbox, are forced to play on bedrock because they don't support java
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>>485803546
They're mostly the same with minor differences, and they're becoming more similar little by little. Bedrock is considered the "console kiddy" version while Java is considered the "true gamer" version. Bedrock also has relatively more common progress destroying bugs.
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Why doesn't doc just mine for ore if he wants armour etc? He just has to not touch the ground, he can lower the ground as much as he wants
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>>485737279
You'll learn to use diorite because that's what we have.
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>>485803546
Bugrock is rebranded MCPE. It's unstable, buggy, corporate and just fucking awful that you might want to play it only if you're a masochist.
Java is the original version of the game.
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>>485810691
there's no real trust on the server in that manner to not see another hermit be forced/banished to another week on that sky island no matter who it is, he knows this and it's why he was wary about pearl taking him on a tour of her flower shop even with her best interest in mind being a simple tour and not to fuck with him she helped in him landing on the ground once and almost had it happen to him a second time

There's no fucking way he'd attempt staying near the ground that long in a water column because other hermits would mess with him to the point he'd accidentally land on the ground or even purposefully by some hermits like scar or cleo always looking to take things too far for entertainment
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>>485813465
its no different he's just lower down
the only advantage to being higher up would be if he had an instant damage potion he could sudoku/respawn with before hitting the ground
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>>485813771
plus he could have water streams set up so if he drops stuff it comes back to him, he doesn't need to go down purely in water he can bring the skyblock down to earth
there are other methods like pistons for moving shit down incidentally
i'm pretty sure one of the things they originally intended for him with the pistons was building a flying machine but he is too autistic and low iq to get that
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>>485780231
>>485780653
That's not talent, that's downloading a 3D model of some birds and using an online tool to convert it into a schematic.
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>>485816185
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>>485771025
Why does he refuse to light up his shit? It's gotta be on purpose at this point.
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>>485819212
>meme arrows are used
>text isn't green
ONE JOB
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>>485730110
Actually shocking we don't have them yet.
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>>484893309
I'm thinking of becoming a minecraft youtuber/tiktoker but I don't know what name to pick for my channel. I'm thinking either Thomas James or James Thomas, which sounds better to all of you? Does anyone here have any experience being a content creator?
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>>485833856
Pigfucker McNigger
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>>485821308
Yeah i was annoyed at how contrived that seemed, i skipped
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Unironic skill issue.
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>>485837280
It was literally out of his control. If he had armor and survived the creeper explosion, the llama would have died and it would have been another week added.
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>>485837721
More the part where he fucked himself while trying to cheat than the part where he got creeped.
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>stealing villagers is wro....
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>>485835441
Well I was thinking of going with a pig theme, it really fits the name imho
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>>485839361
Doc's complaint was Cleo stealing his villagers he put time and effort into making them perfect librarians which took days then her using those villagers to make a profit. These aren't villagers with jobs that have had days spent on getting to perfection and Doc isn't using them to make a profit to sell their wares to other hermits. It was a good attempt but your retardation let you down, you'll have to find something else if you want us to take your Doc hate seriously
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>>485841791
>he put time and effort into making them perfect librarians
Cleo and Cub remade them in literally an hour so Doc probably did it in 15 minutes. Hypno's a tard so it probably took him days just to make a breeder.
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>>485841137
job's already been filled m8
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yfw gerg drops to 3rd most famous pig-themed youtuber behind Pigfucker McNigger and some kid who's been dead for two years.
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>>485843339
Cub had spare villagers, my god man. If you're going to shit post start from the beginning and gets your facts straight, you can't just drop yourself into the middle of a race and expect to win. Doc and Cub BOTH made villagers at the start of the season and Cub carted a bunch off to his own base, he then used those to breed to make more villagers for his giant iron farm. He gave those librarians he had to Cleo, she didn't have to do shit. Doc has actual video evidence of it taking over a day to get them all perfect, he didn't edit his very first episode and it's 3 hours long spanning over a week of gameplay. He finalizes the last bunch of librarians on day 3 of playing

If you're going to hate someone this much at least do your home work so your reason for hating them is legitimate and not made up in your head
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>>485846243
>doc sucks at the game
fair point
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>>485845127
I'll still love him.
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>>485803546
It's easier to host worlds in bedrock edition. The graphics are better too. You don't have an off-hand slot for torches though. I like bedrock a lot better than Java but I still play Java edition. You are allowed to play both.
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>>485816185
Those aren't imported models
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if I enable experimental features (the bundles look nice) and 1.2x comes out with those features, does the world just become a regular world? does shit break?
>>485177496
>>485185473
ebin :DDD
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>>485861621
Worlds automatically convert versions once they're first loaded on that version. Mojang puts a lot into making sure these conversions work flawlessly (sometimes over half the bug fixes in new updates relate to updating from the previous version) so this shouldn't break anything. If the experimental pack isn't added into the base game and still exists separately, it won't be removed from the world upon update.
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>>485791558
Ed Sheeran?
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Where are the bundles Mojang. Where the hell are they.
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>>485864352
Are you stupid or something? The literally confirmed they started working on them again a week ago
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>>485864502
Okay Mojang.
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>>485844553
But with the name Thomas James?
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Fun minecraft challenges?
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>>485861621
It's safest to not use experimental features, they're like snapshots, they're experimental, in development, Mojamg has no liability for changing or breaking that stuff on a whim with an update.
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>>485872456
Here's one I want to try out myself: Hardcore 1.12.2, so no such things as totem of undying raid farms or tridents with their relatively op enchants, with natural/passive health regeneration disabled. You want to heal, you need healing potions, golden apples, etc. Optional: Install a mod and/or datapack that either disables shield crafting entirely or rebalances them so you can't just block till they break.
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No one's mentioned Etho was on Gem's stream? 1:15:30~ on her latest vod
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I've always wondered why Endermen were damaged by water.
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>>485880516
they're black
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>>485880516
they're aliens
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>>485880516
Endermen are the dreams of past people but they're cursed by the sea because they have perverted nature
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>page 10
stop
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>>485888325
>none of these will ever do anything
i hate minecraft sometimes
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>>485813957
build a vertical tunnel bore in 7 days from scratch right now. I swear you're almost as dumb as the ecelebs who thought that were
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>>485888701
Those are two different things retard I'm not saying he should make a flying machine to dig down you fucking dumbass, you are almost as stupid as doc
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>>485813957
don't you need slime for flying machines? where is he getting slime at that y level?
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>>485888325
>>485888672
all those things would actually do stuff if you installed some mods or a modpack, just saying, not trying to start an argument or anything
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>>485889840
IIRC they gave him two stacks in the chest. My immediate thought was cleo was basically saying between the lines that he could just build a flying machine and fly around (at least in one direction)
Again though, Y level doesn't matter. He can lower his skyblock platform as much as he wants, he just has to not touch the ground, which he can mine out under him and stair down from a water stream. Or even use a tnt duper to mine it.

>>485890187
Even with modpacks there's too much useless shit, really it's sub-block stuff that sucks in MC, but then the solution would have been not to add it to begin with.
Also the bajillion fucking "texture" blocks
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Made, a machine where items fall down honey blocks and you control a little platform at the bottom moving left and right (the purpur) and try to collect the falling items for points.

The machine has 3 items
Iron blocks = 1 point
Emerald Blocks = 2 points
TNT blocks = -1 Life

When you run outta lives the game ends.
The machine also has a random chance to activate TURBO mode for a couple secs, where it dispenses a big wave of items
Still need to decorate it.
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>>485880516
Enderman exist in a gaseous form. They can easily travel in space, but cannot move through fluid.
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New Joel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h616zQHR0Xk
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>>485896784
Neat. What's the timer on the extension?
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>>485905734
etho timestamp?
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>>485905734
Im astounded I heard espresso in this minecraft let's play video
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Ive just spent 2 hours trying to update to java 21 on my Steam deck and still haven't done it
Wow...
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It is the most difficult thing to install a new java for prism on the steam deck
I've been at it for 2 hours and nothing has worked it's a joke
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>>485914712
>2 hours
>download the java archive
>point the path to it in the launcher
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>>485914951
Doesn't work. I've tried it through sudo and then my deck updated and deleted that. Just sad programming.
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>>485915119
works on my machine
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>>485915231
Nope
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>the specified java binary doesn't work
Wow
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>>485896784
That actually looks cool as hell. Do you put world downloads in your videos' description?
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>>485919114
https://github.com/BlackCorsair/install-jdk-on-steam-deck
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>>485896784
It really wasn't necessary to blockvomit using 5-6 different materials for that 1 block wide and one color frame. Didn't you hate blockvomit? And why is it symmetrical, doesn't that ruin the point of blockvomit?
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>>485921661
obsessed
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>>485921793
I'm not the guy who usually complains to gerg about his block vomit, just a fellow blockvomit hater.
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>>485922221
Oh ok pass on then
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site for build templates?
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>>485926656
What do you mean by templates?

PlanetMinecraft has schematics you can dl

https://www.blockpalettes.com/ is a site for block combinations that was linked here some while ago

For general inspiration you can try pinterest or r/minecraftbuilds
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bump (feet)
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Wake up babe new MC update discourse discussion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3JYNCH_Vfc
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Do people actually dislike birch logs? I love the texture.
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>>485940137
shut the fuck up we don't talk about minecraft here
>>>/r/minecraft
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they're okay, from a distance, away from my house, and out of my sight.
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>>485940137
>>484958676
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Minecart with Fence
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>>485940030
I don't understand the "modern mojang wouldn't add creepers" thing when the moss mechanic exists. Something that quickly affects (and can destroy) the world and possibly player's builds too
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>>485940030
he hit his head harder than i thought
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>>485940030
gerg in the comments
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>>485888672
>>485890187
MODGODS... We won. Again.
>>485894368
Not a problem with TOYMY
>>485944368
Mojang would never add anything that makes minecraft good anymore, the only retarded addition before notch left was hunger, then after 1.8 something retarded is added or every update - ugly eye vomit stones, shitty combat, etc etc.
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>>485896784
Tango's version was better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=18m&v=ghgBTOvJhwE
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>>485944368
Moss doesn't spread by itself, you have to use bonemeal on it, so you consciously choose to let it spread
Same with Skulk, it will only spread under specific conditions which are controllable by the player
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>>485945585
>gerg got a (You) from mumbo
at last he's truly made it
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>>485948235
Mine is directly inspired by this

>>485940030
Such a shame Mumbo bent the knee to 'Chat Reporting', I fucking hate that feature so god damn much it genuinely angers me just thinking about it.

The better version of this video is this one, which I'd guess is what gave Mumbo the idea beings he commented on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwgiew05nhk
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>>485950078
Mumbo is pozzed like anyone who plays past 1.12 so of course he thinks its le good
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https://youtu.be/RmL241vau1c?feature=shared&t=4167

Etho misses his wife, Geminitay!
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I'm seeing you guys on cuberealm.io right?
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>>485951204
SO CUTE!!!!
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>>485951204
>I spend more time at your house than mine
what did he mean by this
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>>485951204
Notice his long pause when she warns him that she's streaming.
What was he going to say if she didn't warn him?
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>>485951864
that he loves pearl
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>>485951864
SEXO
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Gem loves ETHO SO MUCH
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>>485952902
And Etho is aware Gem exists
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>>485954717
Tunnel of LOVE was his idea and they spend together off camera ALL the fucking time.
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>>485954945
It's purely emotionless sex
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meine kameraden,
I have not played in some months and now that I pick up the game again and start getting acquainted with the latest changes, is it just me or did they increase the hostile mob spawn rate a bit plus reduce their minimum spawn radius from the player's position?
I found creepers annoying, but they are too much now. The explosions are too constant. I remeber the game spamming zombies most, now it's creepers instead, WTFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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>>485955468
Try 1.7.10 or 1.12 modded instead of modern versions, they are kind of bad. unless you are a little kid or mentally handicapped, you probably won't enjoy the new changes.
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>>485940137
"Raw" birch is hideous, in my 'pinion.
If I build a base in an area I want to mine and explore and there are birch trees, I tend to put vines on the trunks to make the trees greener and make it more obvious when I am close to my base. Torches alone are enough, but I like to place vines on birch tree trunks as well for the heck of it.

>>485944368
Moss "griefing" is 100% on the player, not the world itself.
Besides, I like to beautify the stone "fields" near my base (if applicable) with bonemealed moss patches and occasional related trees to further mark the region as "mine".

>>485748935
Never go into the nether without a couple full stacks of cobble.

I prefer to, on the first dive into a new portal, dump stuff into a chest in the overworld, stick a bed nearby to respawn at, and then go in "naked" with only cobble, a shield, a pickaxe, torches, and a sword or two. If I don't die while the game loads the nether and mobs before handing me control of my character, then I immediately fortify the portal with cobblestone walls. If piglins spawn, I flee if I don't have gold bling to wear. If ghasts spawn, I will have cobble defenses against them going up. Once fortified, then I go back and grab the rest of my gear and shoot the ghasts down and whatever else.
On very rare and unlucky occasions, I spawn in the nether and the return portal failed to generate, forcing me to suicide to return to the overworld.
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>>485955786
I was away for a few months, schizoid, not years.
You have issues.
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>>485958621
>new minecraft is a little bad
>YOU HAVE ISSUES SCHIZO
anon...
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>play some super old version or you are a child/mentally handicapped, ignore the millions of all ages enjoying modern Minecraft
>d-don't call me schizo
kys
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>>485961175
>ignore the millions of all ages enjoying modern Minecraft
aka the millions of children and mentally handicapped, that you are a part of judging by this esl-esque sentence
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>>485961352
t. shitposts here all day as he has nothing better to do while living off of mental disability money
Fuck off to /b/ or /x/, loser
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>>485955119
Etho is the biggest Gemboy
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>>485962157
Obvious projection since I never post here, since I don't care about minecraft e-celebs. Maybe you should spend your disability money on a nice holiday, or a gym membership?
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>everyone is child or mental except me
You can't /b/ullshit any harder, sweetie.
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>>485962548
Obvious projection since I never post here as I don't visit vg often. Maybe you should spend your disability money on a nice holiday, or a gym membership?
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>>485962548
You would love Etho, he said that "sprint toggle is cheating". He's an old fag and he's usually right about everything
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>>485963449
Yea, he is the only minecraft youtuber I still watch. It's really sad how far this general has fallen, there is no discussion about the game other than defending or complaining about microsoft's shitty decisions and it is so slow and split between 2 generals, the other one having the only discussion, but only if you play modded. This general pretty much only exists to talk about ecelebs or bully retarded kids like above.
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>>485963738
Even that general is starting to be infected. We need to split the generals again, a new /CMG/ - Classic Minecraft General would be great, and the 3 collective minecraft players who still post in these threads can each have their own thread to talk to themself.
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>>485963918
Sounds like a plan.
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/mcg/ Dumb Arguments and Eceleb Worship

Etho Etho Etho edition
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There's like 40 people on Hermitcraft but nothing ever happens, dead game
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>>485951204
>gem literally saving etho from almost a decade of gay accusations
based and wifepilled
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>>485888828
every other implication can only be thought of as insanely stupid. amuse me, what's your grand idea?
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>>485963738
you would've been shamed out of the thread for posting vanilla babby shit in the old threads, nigger. guess why the thread cancer wanted to split so badly?
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>gerg posts something completely inoffensive about something he's building
>thread instantly goes down the mental illness shitter again
Why does the schizo hate the pig so much?
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>>485985051
Because for all his faults, gerg still plays minecraft
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>>485985051
narcissist or schizo?
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>>485975527
27 actually
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>>485940030
>>Elytras are OP and makes all other forms of transportation redundant
>talks about building with them instead
does he has autism or something
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>>486000780
he makes it pretty clear he argues from out of his own playstyle through the entire video
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also mob vote is just a PR move to make community to talk about game, minecon and update, kysing and arsoning each other in the process, adding half-assed pixel blob with niche purpose coded by a janitor in result
extended reach was the best niche feature that could be added but now dogs are burning in lava for two seconds more thanks to armordildo and bugrock kiddies voting for it
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I wouldn't trust mumbo to balance the game, you can tell if someone has good ideas and i fell like he doesn't have good ideas. Good ideas for clarification sake are relative to my own opinions
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>>486001675
>extended reach was the best niche feature that could be added
It did get added as an attribute, not obtainable in vanilla, no commands survival but still

You know that seems to be the case, whatever mechanic was tied to the mob still gets added in some way. We got the grindstone instead of the squid thing and the Glare was made obsolete with the lighting changes

Probably more examples I can't think of right now
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>>485984561
I've explained it to you repeatedly retard. He just needs to dig down and lower his sky platform.
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>>486002132
>We got the grindstone instead of the squid thing and the Glare was made obsolete with the lighting changes
there was several mob votes with clear winner in them that is either tied to update's theme or looks way better because other two are fucking reskins (Icelogist fighting with piss cow and blue glowsquid, or Allay fighting with redundant Glare or glorified chicken and pressure plates, or Sniffer fighting retard that gives you an IRON PICK or another item frame)

its also was first mob vote hosted on microsoft servers instead of shitter, unironically i'd rather have dream tards rigging vote via bot accounts to choose another glow squid than let microsoft pick winner by hand, you don't know if your vote will ever be counted or is being sent somewhere, i just don't believe in big corpos anymore after chat reporting becoming a thing
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>>485940030
I watched it, it feels indistinct and non-committal. I don't like he sides with chat reporting but he's correct to observe that all the mobs are passive and avoidable. Really he's just describing what has happened and it's a pretty mediocre video
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>>486003793
>>Unsubscribe from Mumbo Jumbo?
>Unsubscribe
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Here's my theoretical update since I'm bored (of the game)
>Call it Wild Worlds
>Weather update adding more atmospheric effects and alternate weather types
>Handful of new biomes, Archipelago, Zhangjiajie like spires biome, Canyons
>I'd really like if biomes behaved more intelligently and you had more microbiomes so the world felt more intentional (beaches near oceans, mangroves along some rivers / lakes, trees along rivers, if a river meets an ocean you could a river delta biome)
>More ground shit and the bushier leaves mod would also add a ton of value to some weak biomes for cheap

>Add ring inventory slot (can't be crafted only found with enchants, can't be modified, could make it a 'chase' item for a bunch of encounters)
>Expand enchanting
>Make enchanting use an (invisible) points system, each enchant costs x points and an item can hold x points of enchants
>Add a bunch of enchants creating an implicit class system, def, attack, building and movement related enchants. Players can spec what they want but limited points means decisions and compromises

There's a bunch more i'd like but i tried to keep it within the scale Mojang works. Weather, bushier tree's and some biome shit seem like cheap production value because that's what you see the most, weather can dynamically change a bunch of biomes you interact with and you don't really need new blocks
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>>486002826
how does that get him ores, autism-anon? how does that use you pistons?
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>>486005069
>How does mining get you ores
You're just so incapable of any sort of good faith that you have to mash everything together to come to the most retarded conclusion, or perhaps you're just incapable of understanding English. You could try actually reading any of the posts that have been made.
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>>486005646
>seethe
checkmate
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>>486006804
The stuff about a flying machine is unrelated.
At one point I said you can use pistons to more conveniently push blocks downward to extend the skyblock down (instead of a water stream which is more dangerous).
Once you've gone sufficiently low (as in, well underground) you can mine across - just don't touch the ground or connect the skyblock to it.
Understand?
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>>486007065
This is a fun cheat, he could build down with water streams but constructing a platform and mining down further seems awkward. He can't tnt down without sand. Maybe if he got moss and bonemeal, idk
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>>486004693
Now this is what the Wild Update should have been.
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>>486008409
Well he could use this to get sand, or just mine downward - in my drawing its a bit unrealistic since you can obviously only mine within mining range but the idea still works
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>>486010346
He should path all the way over to the volcano and column down into the volcano, he could build into the caves without technically touching the ground
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>>485548552
>And 4th, Kids watch my videos
>my videos
fuck off youtubetard
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You ever think about how big these sheep are?
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>>486022341
eh, not really
minecraft sheep seem just about normal sized to me, both with and without wool on them, let's not forget there's dozens of different sheep breeds throughout the world
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zedKINO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=352FAFuK0xo
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does 1.21.1 add anything cool or should I just stick to 1.20 for optifine?
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>>486027889
>optifine
use sodium
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What does /mcg/'s hotbar look like?
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>>486028134
That texturepack is more cringe than the tool name.
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>>486028053
Does Sodium work with Forge?
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>>486028335
there's some third party ports but the devs only develop for fabric, why use forge though? you play any content mods?
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>>486028624
I know Fabric has better mods overall, but Forge has better overall mod support.
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>>486028953
you can very easily switch between a forge instance and a fabric instance
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>>486029053
The issue I have with switching is that most mods I don't support Fabric or haven't updated their Fabric ports with updates.
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>>486027091
Always appreciate his videos, he's just on a different wavelength
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>>486027091
>>486038975
i like how his approach to minecraft is "how can i make this fun" and sometimes i learn something watching his videos
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>>486027091
his dripstone farm is kinda like circumcision
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Alex appreciation thread
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>>486045178
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I haven't played mc in about a year, thinking about starting a new world and thinking about going large biomes. Am I gonna regret it?
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I hope the next update is better than this one. I can't even be bothered to update my world from 1.20 to 1.21 with how much of a nothingburger it is.
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>>486053493
I almost exclusively play on large biomes. Overall I find it much more immersive and rewarding than playing on normal worlds, but it's not without its quirks.
>The wandering trader will quickly become your best friend all the way until the endgame. Biome unique blocks can be tens of thousands of blocks away and the trader is your only option if you aren't ready for an expedition.
>Playing with sodium is a must. The large scale of the biomes isn't properly conveyed if you only have 24 chunks to work with.
>Oceans typically have a lot more ocean monuments.
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>>486053493
minecraft terrain is a mess (in a good way) when biomes are default sized but still extremely tame by beta terrain standards, and enabling large biomes will make it even more tame and flattier, while some biomes will be a chore to traverse through without elytra, like old mountain variants, some biomes will become ugly due to their sizes not making much sense, like beaches
large biomes' shattered savanna is closest equivalent to beta terrain in piss colors, swiss cheese everywhere up to 256 blocks in height, making your PC kneel while trying to gen all that shit, good stuff and the only reason to even have large biomes enabled
also single-biome islands will be huge, if you're into locating 2k by 2k weirdly shaped mesa biome island you're gonna love large biomes
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elytras killed the game
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>>486058541
there must be a way to make it more ass to use for traveling while not hindering its verticality for building`
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>>486058985
jump boost with more control
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>>486059853
nvm that ruins the game too
just scaffold when building retard
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>>486060009
>scaffold
>no bamboo in the next 2k blocks
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>>486060009
if your building is stupidly huge it would be ass to carry and place several shulkers of scaffolding, let alone crafting them because there's not that many people creating string farms
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>>486058048
Have you ever seen a beach in real life? They can be huge.
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>>486055373
>>486058048
Thank you both for the really informative posts, you've convinced me to go for a large biome world. I don't mind long distance travel and even prefer not having everything I need really close by, that's something I like to accumulate over time and bring everything to me as I progress forward in a world if that makes sense
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>>486061110
minecraft large biomes beaches would work if they were gradual, but they look like flatted deserts without cacti instead, which isn't happening with default sizes because its look is intentional and such issue is non-existent on it
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>>486061020
yes, or integrate scaffolding into the building process like actual scaffolding
better than ruining minecraft though
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>>486061986
of course, but people had already tasted elytras for 7 years now, same shit with mending
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>>486058541
The game is literally unplayable without elytras.
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gotta wait for trash pickup
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>>486062406
throw some dead coral or single sea pickle/green candle and they'll look even more like trash bags
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>>486062181
They need to split the game into two because it's pulling itself apart.
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Minecraft
>No hunger bar
>No elytra or phantoms
>Few distinct & iconic blocks and mobs
Finecruft
>Hunger bar
>Elytra and phantoms
>Texturefaggotry
Maybe you could mod this honestly but it would suck to be stuck in modfag general for wanting a more vanilla than vanilla experience.
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How would you rate my build I made today
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>>486065819
nerd
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>>486065819
>not wearing a starfleet uniform
a man in style still looks good in a room full of shit
a man dressed in rags in a room made for a king looks out of place
0/10 - do better
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>>486066237
sorry
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>>486067369
Are we friends?
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>>486064980
Just play beta 1.7.3, what's the problem?
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>>486028134
Your hotbar sucks
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>>486074265
Still needs newer stuff like bigger world height, more redstone etc
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>>486074878
>bigger world height
If it wasn't for this I would be playing on an older version.
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>>486022341
I'm more concerned with how different their face is from real sheep, it's a stark difference, same goes for the other old animals.
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What do you bros do after you get elytra?
I feel like starting a new world but then I won't have elytra and I will repeat this dilemma when I beat the game again
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>>486075567
throw it in lava
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>>486075567
I start building big things. Sometimes I even finish them.
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>>486074878
So mod that stuff? You can still post here as long as you're not talking about non-vanilla mods too much, you know?
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>>486075567
I dont. Elytra is the forbidden fruit of minecraft
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>>486074878
betterthanadventure.net
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guys i need help
so the new villager rebalance... if i breed villagers in specific biome they become automatically villagers of that biome and have the specific items to it?
on a side note this is actually kind of annoying, having to hunt down biomes
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>>486084621
specific book enchantments yeah, if i remember correctly you can only get mending from librarians when you make a swamp villager and i think it's a guaranteed trade too which is what they were thinking when working around the spamming of lecterns to get specific trades taking people sometimes hours to get things they want

what version are you playing on because you have to activate the new villager rebalance in data packs when playing on java unless you intentionally activated it yourself. it's not a main feature yet
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>>486086983
i'm playing bedrock on xbox
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>>486087194
probably enabled by default there then, i'm not familiar with bedrock. your best bet would be to check the wiki for everything that changed with librarians and other villagers but make sure you use minecraft.wiki and not fandom wiki because it's outdated
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>>486088438
i know that the swamp villager gives mending and about that new patch. i was just wondering can i breed them in for example swamp and produce swamp villagers. or do i have to find actual swamp village
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>>486089370
oh right nah, there's no swamp villages so you have to breed any villagers inside a swamp biome and they'll be wearing swamp clothing and those villagers will give you mending. you can't just take plains villagers into a swamp and turn them into librarians, they need to be bred first within the biome itself and the babas become the mending fellas
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Etho kissed me today c:
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why was 1.7.10 and 1.5.2 so kino?
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>>486092781
because the thought of growing up and moving on scares you, age like the rest of us you man child
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>>486092781
>minmaxing & farm faggotry are rather obscure
>less useless shit like polar bears
>programmer's art
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>>486093473
>play minecraft like the rest of us you man child
Anon...
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>>486091795
oh cool i can start planning transportation then :)
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>>485303168
I've been around since Alpha and I genuinely never realized your point about beds, but I suppose you're right. Letting you skip the night basically made nightime a non-issue. Players previously were forced with choosing to either stay indoors or venture out after sundown which made for a tense enough early-game loop. Now if you're able to find 1-2 sheep it's something you'll never have to think about. I still think that was a fairly minor misstep compared to 1.8, which did a lot to ruin the atmosphere and redo core gameplay mechanics for the worse. I genuinely don't know why they made terrain gen largely biome-specific, but I remember it ruined exploration for a while.
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>>486065819
Ok but seriously tho if this is your attempt at a ST skin you need to take another swing at it. Also command uniforms are red in TNG era, not yellow.

/nerd rant
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>>486007065
he could just craft an anvil and jump down. aligning yourself to a 1 block fall is not hard. going down a water stream is already not hard.
he could just coat the land with a layer of blocks, all the way to the shopping district or his base. he's not going to fucking mine for ore anyways.
he's not doing any of that because loophole exploits would be fodder for further punishment, not to mention a dick move though I doubt you'd understand.
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>>485303168
night were always more of an annoyance than an actual challenge, like yeah i don't enjoy spending 7 minutes in a hole in the ground
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>>486106659
Yes, doc is well known for his respect for authority. Him coming up with creative loopholes was the only potential fun thing about this arc, but it turned into just more whining and farms, except surrounded by cobblestone instead of diamond ore this time.
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>>486058541
elytra was the reason why I came back
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>>486107114
you are not spending 7 minutes in a hole in the ground if your shit is lighted up
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>>486064980
>Maybe you could mod this honestly
im thinking about learning datapacks to change core mechanics of modern MC, like turning phantoms mechanic upside down (skipping the night will cause them to spawn, and making them not burn at day), returning to healing hearts through food while making it less viable than potions (food will heal amount of hearts based on hunger amount it replenish and hearts will replenish by speed based on its saturation), extending potion stacking to 16 and forcing hunger to stay low enough so player won't be able to sprint, potions and beacon effects would be more desired and potions would be more convenient to carry with you
i'd straight up deleted elytras but that's too harsh, making them extra fragile (100 durability instead of 432) or removing firework boosting looks better
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>>486115607
That doesn't sound very fun.
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>>486112608
You were still compromised and plus, spamming torches everywhere doesn't look good
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>>486120989
it looks more fun to me because i don't need to replenish """hunger""" bar anymore, mostly its the only thing that drives me away from modern versions, with this imaginary setup if i need to heal myself it only happened because of me playing the game poorly
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>>486121325
To me to problem is that the "survival mode" barely acts as a survival game, however I wouldn't want that. I just want exploration with a bit of risk and reward.
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>>486102732
lmao nerd
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>>486121325
hunger is kind of redundant these days. there is no managing a food supply anymore because you get a surplus so easily
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>>486121854
>>486121854
>>486121854
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>>486088438
It's not enabled by default, why would you even think that?



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