Previous: >>486742726>Evo weekendhttps://www.twitch.tv/evohttps://www.twitch.tv/evo3https://store.steampowered.com/app/1778820/TEKKEN_8/https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLn6p_qzK5_cRxHhp_eQ2K-zXbgWbC7Pzg=BASIC INFORMATION=>Glicko2 ratinghttps://wank.wavu.wiki/about>Terminologyhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Jargonhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Notation>Tekken 8 Character Overviewshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit>Tekken 8 Important combos and moves for each characterhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#>Fundamentals guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/15ZQy6eD31dnu6ZzXliRQdVxtB9oT_ub-yCb00RVS0q0
My Husband
mid ahh game
My Wife
working on special effects for Lee's photo shoot
Play AND LOVE,LOVE! Leo!
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tekken sucks.
Tekken rules
>>486822703Is it implied that Lee carelessly let off a Combot grenade here, and Alisa had to whisk Lars to safety?
>>486823146You'd have to check with the artist, but the explosion seems to be just for effect and Alisa is carrying Lars cause it's cute.
cumbot
Remember you have a Murray talk today sirs respecting to chipotle 2
I heard from reliable source that Alisa has a Violet Systems logo on her buttock.
>>486823442jin…don’t call alisa that
when is evo and murray talk and chipotle ADs spam
did anything interesting happen in pools?
this game is so stupid.
>>486823870I remember Lee player beating up Dragunov. And that there were more ad breaks than fights, but I haven't watched the whole thing.
>>486823908meto))
The logo? That's me.
>JohnJohn
>>486824253https://youtu.be/GQ_UUMZMV_Q?feature=shared
>>486824467i cried
Jin doesn’t know what cum is
>>486824627this is the mental ill spamming a non canon quote campaign scenario yesterday
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/2779906/1/Randomness-Of-Our-Tekken-Peoplesit's up
>>486824723I wish i knew what you're talking about. Actually no, forget that, i don't
>>486824783Youre the one who wrote an entire thing in AO3 calling Kazuya Jun Ling Jin relationship domestic violence stalker and erase it after being called stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2lwfvAa4IE
>>486825054Chipotle broke him
>>486825026https://archiveofourown.org/works/57272251No here's is I'm sure here is lmao
>>486825127he such a meme master this guychungus!
>>486824627
show the Anakin Lidia hopkick combo
show vegana open bob
>>486825256
>>486825426You want to see Bob open a vegan restaurant?
lidia hopkick is lightning fast
>>486825497that would be kind of hilarious
>>486825426
>>486825468Where did Lili learn hatchet kick and why is she using her right leg to do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79nW3JWkjVM>"Doesnt Reina does all of this better ?" - TMM after watching that guideFuck, Lidiabros...
She will never do a slav squat on my face after a sweaty workout session Life is just fair bros...
>>486825607>Crawls to your house and Russian Assault's youwhat do
>>486825612Uh nevermind…she used her left leg
coulda saved tag 2
some canned lili farts to get me through this day
After evo
>>486825612
>>486824627Why do you keep pairing Jin with her?
>>486825682>all I've seen point to her being pretty mid tier
>>486825862Sorry Kazuya told her to infiltrate into his team and destroy it from within. See OP
>>486825798
>>486825862because he's the weirdo spamming shit during 24 hours
>>486825862To be fair, who else? Asuka is a joke at this point, Azu is entirely irrelevant. The only relevant character Lili has a plotline with is Jin
>>486826195Why are they smiling?
>>486826195pair jin with hwoarang as it was always meant to be
it's never been more fucking over than this, what the fuck were these bumblefucks thinking with this battlepass?
>>486826282they knew the plotline would never made it into 6
>>486826086what the fuckwhy does she just freeze midair while bryan keeps motioning and recovers
>>486826195I unironically think Azu, for how little she'll do (she's definitely a joke character) will be more relevant than Asuka going forward. The elaborate backstory Harada gave her means he really likes her.
>>486826484the majestic networking of tekken 8
>>486826397Well it did from Lili’s side, all that she does in the story is giving Lars a car to beat Jin
>>486826471what were reina's thoughts at this moment?
>>486826195Lili is Asuka stalker and the reason she is chained to irrelevance
>>486826471(male)
>>486826314Please stop posting your reddit trash here we already know based duk and fahk are next
>>486826471bitch is jelly
>>486826305No that is gay. And also that is as much of a meme as lili/asuka>>486826509You say this but in Lili's character episode penultimate fight before asuka is Jin and not Azu. I don't think tea vs coffee shit is going to survive after tekken 8
>>486826471>Why is this weird, smelly person holding my hand?>Come to think of it, why is everyone insisting on holding my hand? Hope they don't realize I'm too lazy to take off my gauntlets when I take a piss.>Shit, why is that purple bitch looking at me? Surely she doesn't know...
>>486826673Well not at this point. Asuka isn’t even in Lili’s ending in tk8
>>486826772Lili episode is non canon the only canon thing is Lili forceful dragging Asuka to her fights
>>486826397>>486826556
>>486826772no character episode is canon retard is a what if
>>486826942Why is she seething about his name?
>>486826772I meant Azu as a character on her own, not Azu vs Lili.
>>486826942this scenario campaign dialogue aren't canon just the ones having Lars and Alisa
>>486826942this image made lilianon quit
>>486826858This doesn't help the azu thing. As for the canon thing >>486826991 they are not canon but they speak of which direction the character is going, it's not random bs, the matchups have story tiesThe point was that Azu-Lili thing is not going to be relevant going forward probably>>486827065Well the initial point was Lili's links to other characters
>>486827064He bullied her father and stole his lunch money.
Enough with this shipping talk
>>486827267neither Jin and Lili lmao just accept it Lili and Asuka are dragged together meanwhile Harada is in charge lmao
>>486827325Go impregnate ling you fag
>>486827267>they speak of which direction the character is going>Lee is doomed to keep being Tony Stark with only a robot head as companyNot excellent!
>>486827428I mean i don't know about that, it might be Leroy actually. Yet again, Asuka isn't even in Lili's ending
>>486827518that's not cannon lmao the only cannon thing it's Asuka and lili together during story mode
WHEN IS KNEE AAAAAAAAA
Asuka belongs to Feng
Devil jin x who
They need to bring back Ganryu
>>486827770Feng is fightsexual that only wants the best, he probably tossed her into a trashcan outside.
>>486827770a bag
>>486827980Yeah but she secretly liked it
>>486827859Murray
>>486827770>>486828026no bag, it vanished
brap
>>486827770Yep it's true
Japanese devs would never allow a Chinese mam fuck a Japanese girl
Feng is Harada's favorite he gets all the jap schoolgirl pusy he wants
>>486828390It's so weird, you'd think Harada would give him more space. All he does is occasionally show up as a minor villain like Bryan, and last time he got beat and humiliated by Leroy. He's barely even canon as a character.
alisa a hore
>>486828296I guess that's why all of Lee's secretaries are either white or chocolate.
>>486828673
lil bro
Remember when whole entire Mishima family didn't let Lars taste a single crumb of food?
>Tekken World of Warcraft>Street Fighter Call of Duty
>>486828990I remember
>>486829036k-kazumi?
>>486828780Neither of these are Lee's secretary, at the time it was Hunnigan taking a break from Leon.I just realized literally none of the women had a name.
>>486829165Why did Paul dress like Lili?
>>486829208I remember Harada told she is an android
Why won’t Lilis ever dress like Paul?
>>486829278Harada obviously makes things up on the spot and was probably already thinking of Hachi.
that combot isn't culturally sensitive
>>486829441In what way?
I'll miss you... Too bad I'm garbage at electric and wavedash...Time for Lidia. Hopefully her custom option are as good.
The mustache
Cuddle_core is such a cute nigress.
>>486829664He'd put on a beard, but that comes in the next fight pass.
I love you...
Does Lee dye his hair?
>>486829984Only when he is Violet and dyes it purple, otherwise the white hair seems to be natural, or at least long enough part of his appearance that no one bats an eyelash.
yes, he goes purple or grey depending on how gay he feel that day
if you get launched by alisa 1 time you should put the controller down cause that match is done. What a ridiculous character
imagine losing to orange reinaretard
>2 alisas in a rowharada please give me a single reason to not turn this game off man
>>486830954Does this help?
>LilyPichu vs HaradaThe match of the century.
>>486831019>no cockno
>>486831019i need those soft, perfectly-shaped tits in my mouth RIGHT NOW
why does jack need a launcher that covers 3/4 of the screen
i have been plugged 3 times in 20 mins
'nov
>>486831860>cut my face to get scars like 'nov>winter coat order coming next tuesdaySo how have you guys honored your favourite characters?
>>486832097I keep cumming to her daily.
>>486832097Inserted a nun-chuk in my anus.
>>486831860no, i don't play nov and still getting plugged.i'll plug the next nov for good measure though
>>486832097Took a vow of celibacy.
IM HAVING KING BEENO EPISODE
>>486832670>3 timeIN A ROW
>>486832097logging on to guild wars 2 pvp
>>486833067NO ITS 5 TIMES IN A ROW I HATE THIS GAME THREE REINANIGGERS IN A ROW WITH SHIT CONNECTION NEVER STOPPING PRESSING FORWARD DRAGUNOV DRAGUNOV REINA REINA YOSHIMITSU HITTING YOU FROM RANGE 999 FUCK YOU HARADA
>>486833310kek
>>486833310Does this help?
WHEN IS EVO OMFGGGGGGGGG
>>486833429NO I WAS PLAYING KAZUYA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
mature and vice
>>486825682>>486826016Totally awesome DLC choice.
I love it when Whoreang players start their strings from across the stage and just slowly moves forward.
>junAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>486833717>the pickek
>>486829624You know it takes 2,000h to get good at Electrics and Wavedash.
>>486833717i just asked this an other day why is it okay for hwos to whiff strings and not launched but when other characters do it they are dead
Hwoarangutan is the biggest ape of tekkenAsuka is not even close
>>486834157you just haven't asuka players that have the right amount of IQ to use her properly (around 45IQ)
>>486833561Does this help?https://freeimage.host/i/dn1VqnR
i hope i'm gonna like MvC2 and CvS2 so i can hangout with the boomers and spit at tekkenthey really killed this game with tekken 8
haven't played tekken in a week, did i miss anything?
>>486834506Xiaoyu x Law?
>>486834684no idea, i stole it from some anon
>>486834669Chipotle
i've been playing Jun since the CBT and i still have not found a use for Inner Peace. why is this move in the game and why does it get a power up in heat mode when it doesn't do anything
>>486834684It's king
Asuka's reputation as an easy/mashy/gorilla character was wholly undeserved. Of course it doesn't matter now that everyone's a braindead monkey character and Tekken is dead but in T7, she had a lot of small execution and knowledge requirements that made her surprisingly tricky to win with beyond beginner level.
wasnt raging at this kusoge for three weeks and just 6 games with kazuya on saturday and i almost snapped my keyboard
if you keep talking I'll snap your neck
snap this *spreads hemorrhoid*
>>486835004ahemNIGGER
>play king>hit single combo or throw>hit heat smash>winHow is this fair?
>>486834743i'm assuming "free" shit?
>>486835215plug him till you learn the match up
>>486835415If someone were to win EVO and say "KFC is better" what would Chipotle's response be?
>>486835245Humiliation ritual.
>>486835496nobody would react. e-sports.
>>486835496Taco bell is a more direct competitor
>>486835415
>>486835496they would laugh
>>486836070timothy your list is shit
Define good ass tekken.
>>486836070>t7>tekkenLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOyeah let me just play """tekken""" with fully tracking pokes and homing ch launchers while the opponent gets rewarded with an insane rage drive for losing which forces me to take a mix or get launched if i get hit
*sharts*not again.....
>>486836209Leo.
guys what the fuck do we do if it really is marduk or fahk?
>>486836264how is this different from t8 now that rage arts are safer and the gameplan for all 30 characters is force the enemy to eat mixups
>>486836515we slime smash and slime engagers
>>486836453We do the usual, we complaint for a week, then go back to posting nude mods until next year.
if its actually marduk and fakh i'm uninstalling the wretched game for good and joining a gym. better my money and time is spent there. i don't even care about scoring pussy.
>t7
If it's Marduk and Fahk i will be unimpressed.
>>486836515we have much better sidesteps and homing moves have less reward, especially on ch rage drives were also generally much stronger than heat smashes and heat smash isnt a reward for losing overall theres much more interactions per round and due to the better sidesteps you have more options to deal with offense rage art change is questionable but doesnt matter 99% of the time as youre able to kill even if you cant launch it
>>486836795>>486836807I want to see naked lili on all 4 along with alpacas
did people retroactively forget how easy it was to be steam rolled in t7? the health was so low in the game that H and M tried to make an excuse about it only to increase it marginally later in it's life cycle.
>did you guys forget t7yeah we did brosky
>>486836453Already confirmed. BF4 to WHOEVER YOU WISHED IT WOULD BE instead.
good. that game deserves to be forgotten.
there's no vale tudo in t8 and never will be
>>486834439whatever man just post more ass
'duk and fahk? Sounds like kino is on the menu
>>486837271retard
Fahk and Duk are pure tekken
FUCKYOURMOM and MUHDICK are terrible choices!We had plenty of good characters from the previous game, like Eliza for example. Instead we get those two fuckheads? Fuck you, Harada!
>>486836264>fully tracking pokesbackdash>homing ch launchersdon't mash>rage drive for losingok let's give both players RD from the star... oh cool now the game is total dogshit and dying a quick death, nice idea!>forces me to take a mixname one RD that forced you into a true 50/50 besides zafinas
>>486837349cope
Fahkumram and Marduk are excellent choices!We had not good characters from the previous game, like Eliza for example. Instead we get those two excellent designed characters. God blees you, Harada!
>>486836873shouldn't you be getting ready for your pool stephen
>>486837582>>fully tracking pokes>backdash>>homing ch launchers>don't mashyou just described the boring ass tekken 7 meta that punished you for interacting because you could be blown up by tracking nukes at literally any moment >name one RD that forced you into a true 50/50 besides zafinasduk and 75% of the roster >>486837789i still got some time until pools, just chilling
>>486837716Spot on. Pic related is me racing to play duk and fahk when they are released.
when is evowhere is evowho is evowhat is evowhy is evo
murray leaked Marduk by liking tweets defending mardukhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WEOKx7yrbcit's so over
>>486838048>When is EvoToday >Where's Evo Vegas, nevada>Who is EvoA Bolivian ex president>Why is Evo To see people playing
>>486766331>>486766437really? desu i was kinda under the impression phidx was better than anakin at this point and frankly the best the na has to offer (as sad as that is).
do you have what it takes to be a chipotle champion?
NEW CHALNGAAAAAAAMAAAAALDCUUUUUUUUUCK
What will you obsess about after duk and fahk are inevitably released lil bro
>>486838595I'd rather be Violet Systems champion
tranny reina cosplay as well as duk, fahk and lidia being overpowered
ETA on the next EVO stream? Might go for drinking if there's still time.
>>486838693with duk I'll become a Duk poster
>>486838418What in the world would make you think that lmao
>>4868389172 hours literally. I'm gonna cork up my turkey Whiskey too.
>>486826314so its confirmed 'duk was dropped for josie.
>>486827163>implying it isn't tsundere pasion
>>486839008>2 hours literallyNice. My traveling friend got me some nepalese rice wine from her travels and she said it hits like a truck, kinda excited to try that.
>>4868389172 bongs
>>486839261Are you saying lili is tsundere for jin and lilianon is tsundere for /tekgen
pass me a gun
>>486838381you forgot >>Whatyou retarded money CUNT (when is evo btw)
>>486827269That's okay, Leroy saved her family
They always ask when is evo but never how is evo...
>>486838309I legitimately do not understand how murphy has such a prestigious (producer) and high-visibility (PR) job on such a big IP when he's so bad at it. Is his dad a rothchild or something? The hell is going on
>poki simp paid 500,000 dollars to play game with pokimane
Evo schedule for today
>>486839698it really do be like that.
>>486839978cool, what the fuck does this mean though
>>486839978>Tekken 8 at EVO3 and EVO4 i dont know if this is good or bad
>>486840182More tekkino is always good
>>486837635when the same leak that told us eddy and lidia in advance also said duk and fak both are extremely likely to be indeed coming, its really that simple
>>486839978>kofxv finals then full day of tekkenblessed saturday
>>486840573same leak told us WHAT? meds bro
>>486840465bro tekken 8 is boring asf to watch
>>486840818retard
Arslan is gonna main Lidia btw.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F77iNMfjuo8
>>486841014cope
why every game is reina or reina main what do want stupid bitch leave alone
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44MIq4P4CkE
>>486840871For you. That's OK surely there is a t7 side event right?
ok but
>fight someone above me>about to win >they rage art and steal the match>fight someone about me>about to win>they rage art and steal the match>fight someone above me>about to win>they plugWhy shouldn't I plug too?It's a feature at this point
>>486840182good, fuck this game, fuck harada, fuck murray and nakatsu
>>486840871>>486841416>Tekken is the flashy cool kid game with nonstop action>Ends up being boringSo they've nothing left then huh
>>486841606all get fucked except me ;_;
How do I stop losing to Lili?
So much tekken kino it's overflowing to a second stream. Bravo, Harada. Bravo, Murray.
>>486841956I just uninstalled the game. Worked for me great.
>>486840871>>486841635Name your non-boring to watch game right now or kys
>>486842002What was most kino yesterday? We had 12 hours of pure Tekken. Which was the top 24 kino moments from yesterday?
>>486841235lilibros... are we going to get nerfed again?
for me it was unironically the matches between battle rulers. The worst matches of the day were knee and edge who just shitstomped some scrub
>>486841956Masturbate before fighting her
>>486841956I don't know i always lose to lili and reina
should i buy tetris effect or is tetr.io better?something something harada based tekken something
you should buy a rope
>>486842838No idea bro i just play SimsCity 2000 and BG3.
>>486842653I would so all over her face
>>486842653idgi how can i get a gf like this?i look decent enough, i have a degree, i have a well paying job, im generally nice to people, why don't i deserve to be happy?
>>486842653But I have to do that after fighting her as well because people keep using lewd outfits and she's frustrating as FUCK to play against.Her fucking move where she jumps up in the air is annoying as shit as any mishima because ff2 literally stops working against it and if she sidesteps before it then the punishment will be off-axis trash
>>486842653she looks like a man here
>>486843082You gotta make 500k$ a month.
>>486843176guess i'm gay now
>>486843082Have thick eyebrows.
>>486842838tetris effect is pretty good, trust in Mizuguchi
>>486843520me and my gf unironi
hi guys, do any one know WHEN IS EVO OMFGGGGGG
>>486843637
>>486843639here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jJOAI73hdw
>>486844017better game than tekken T B H
enough tekken for this month
Kakuto Chojin used an real porn actress voice here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMuW3lgiHQADamm those guys had more balls than any one in Namco.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8V7TwlYCt0
it'll be just costumes and items
I want an entire chipotle dish up my asshole
>>486844259>people speculated it was this character or that for dlc>turned out to be human avatar of PandaBit of a shame, she looks cute.
the skill difference between kishin and tekken emperor is so fucking massive it's unreal >kishin opponents>basically bots>adapt slowly, the same callout works several times vs time >anywhere from okay punishment to no punishment depending on the character>could be a panic button masher>if they're a mishima their hellsweeps are really obvious (runs up to point blank range before doing it/slow single crouch dash)>dubious throwbreaks >tekken emperor opponents>adapt extremely quickly>almost perfect punishment>if they use a panic button, it always hits>mishimas conceal their hellsweeps well>perfect throwbreaks >varies timing so it's very hard to get a read on when to duck/sstrying to escape from bushin/TK is a nightmare, I'm going insane
>>486844484Everybody was doing amazing shit 20 years ago.Even Sony tried to to be an edgy company then.It's sad to see how much we lost since 2010.
I just trimmed my ass hair and then won some rounds with Asuka!
>>486845065that's it, Lili, I'm telling your father
>>486844532Tekken x HBO collab leaked. Tony Soprano and Jimmy McNulty coming in season 2.
>>486842257Yagami destroying the King player was great, so was Lilypichu vs Harada, the soccer mom vs the tranny, actually a lot of good shit
haha...
I got bred and spread like the sissy I am last night
Tekken x Mattel collab
>>486845418Family share smurf?
>>486845418actual bot?
>>486845418he has the gene, you wouldn't get it
How many more hours until Evo?
>>486845884one
after EVO
>>486845496>>486845498i don't know, thats all i see in red and orange ranks..
>>486845884hi have you found an answer to this question? please let me know ASAP
>>486845185
https://m.youtube.com/live/ziArEu3AE-QNot live yet
https://murray.tekken.8.org/blackmarket/childporno
https://m.twitch.tv/evo3https://m.youtube.com/live/ziArEu3AE-QA few minutes left
Is she really AI generated? Can you replicate this design with stable diffusion?
>>486844532The hype is unreal
>>486844532Scorpion in T8 would unironically be cool
Realistically is there any chance we see a B tier win evo?
>>486847516no
GodDAMN Lili is so cuteI need her to crush my balls
>go into ranked>emp rank king opponent>round start heat burst into jaguar sprint>RKO first then launching mid>block launching mid he does immediate dickjab into iwr SW>runs up and does GS immediately>next round>does the exact same flowchart but this time I ss the dickjab >next round>does the exact same flowchart but I duck the RKO>wakes up >he does an immediate jaguar sprint into RKO this game is so fucking brainless
>go into ranked>pick kazuya or dvj>lose every game and get robbed every round
>dress up as Vegeta>lose every game>dress up as Goku>win every gamewtf
>>486847516jeondding can do it with eddy.
>>486847881>do jab>dragunov does fireball motion 2 launcher>it is fully invicible for my jabs>get launched and juggled to wall>eat hatchet kick>he does an other fireball motion 2 launcher and i diei think he got me because i tried to backdash and didnt hold b for 1 frame
>>486848025electrics execution by design do not fit tekken 8 philosophy of brainless gorilla oonga boonga buffer input whole string before the first hit connects
>>486846813Its live come and watch ads
>>486848562>adsDon't tell me you ain't been using an adblocker
can someone explain to me why Lars is b tier>every (useful) mid is approx -6, -9 with pushback or forces crouch >has a safe orbital and a samsara that crushes mid checks>has a gcleff where the final hit is a heat engager >den 3it just feels like you're in a constant stance mixup where if you guess right you get 13 ws punisher and if you guess wrong you get launched by a heat engager and when it is finally your turn he has a million ways to steal it back I have to be doing something wrong
>>486848707Unable your ad blocker NOW!
>>486848880Give us Eliza and I will. And also apologize for killing my dog
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LESS THAN %& HOURS UNTIL LIDIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>486849208
>>486848459
maybe i'll get my blue png in season 3..
knee interview again zzzz
he looks sad
knee vs /ourguy/ is soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MDPPaNKvnU
>ourguykysfag
Tekken needs lolis
You have reina already shut up nigga
>fight Lili>the moment I press forward to EWHF she does that cartwheel attack and launches me>the moment I press forward to Demon's Paw she does that cartwheel attack and launches me>the moment I crouch block to duck under the tracking heat engager she does tha cartwheel attack and launches me
>>486851386Sidestep and launch.
they don't have another thing to show meanwhile we wait fuck
Tekken needs...>verification not required.
Tekken needs Scorpion >Verification not required.
Tekken needs...>Verification bypassed due to character awesomeness
Never lose hope
>>486851312old hag
Tekken needs Julia
>>486851386I always lose to lili ALWAYS
>>486851803Victor being complete cancer killed any hype for Vergil.
>>486851536Yeah but that tracking heat engager really fucks with my sidestepping at a range. I'm pretty much forced to turtle until they do something unsafe.
What was going through Harada's mind when he got rage art cheesed?
>>486852021how is that being a whore? Pretty wholesome
Rip stare scares me, he's going to morder someone
>>486851386You’re just too distracted by her you perv
>>486852021>Dix fanfic
>keeps showing footage of knee lmao he won't make it in top 8.
>>486852145only a whore would go out of her own game brand to go to the "enemy" game brand and marry not only a random guy but the guy with the biggest cock in the history of fighting games.if that isn't a hore, i dunno what would one be.
>>486851987I always get hit by that sweep that takes a gorillion years to come out every time. I will never learn.
>>486852021Why doesn't Bamco sue Capshit for this?
>>486852158You keep saying this every now and then, but from my perspective he looks fine
>>486852158wym he looks like a default npc
>>486852186I'm pretty much immune to lewd outfits by now so that's not it
>>486852269Slimenigger posting...
what the fuck...
>>486852302same reason capcom didn't sue bamco for akuma
KNEEE IS PLAYINGGOD OF TEKKEN IS PLAYING
Knee...
>first match is Kneekino
MY BOYFRIEND KNEE AND HIS SHAVED GROIN (COCK AREA) ON STREAM
>>486850374>people acting surprised when I literally said this 20 mins agoanyone read anymore?
>knee on 'novbased
>Knee, the GOAT of Tekken as CHADGODovLET'S GO.GOODASSTEKKEN
>literally starts with dragunovcan't even make this shit up
>>486852647No
that guy could bite a dick off with that knives in his mouth
>Washed up has-been (Tekken pro, Dragunov)>Washed up has-been (LoL pro, Soulma)Knee is so fucking washed it's not even funny anymore
here you go niggersthis is how top 6 works. there is no 7-7ths
>>486852476So Capshit calling Julia a whore is the price paid for Akuma?Grim.
imagine losing a round lmao embarrassing
>>486853132a whore for a whore, afterall
This isCHADGODOVERLORD
that dragunov was so fucking shit lmao
>>486850374f umy boy knee won
is sonicfox still in? or lil majin?
Gooks are some grade A tierwhores.
WOWOWOW DRAGUNOV WON HOLYSHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>kof has literally a 60 year old grandpa competiting>meanwhile knee is drowning already as 40 year old
tekken 7 is mash vs mathtekken 8 is mash OR BE mashed
i love how the players look at the headphone to check if they are dirty.. as if any of these people has showered in the past month
>>486853454Japanese 60 year old is Caucasian 30 year old and Korean 20 year old.
where is the tekken 7 stream
>tekken 7 mash vs spasmic moves
>another bearmake an announcement when real tekken is playing not this clown shit
>>486853574I would choose not to wear that nasty shit. Imagine if someone has a fungal infection or some shit.
>Be Knee>Refuse to play Tekken 8>Get rolled every tournament because of it, literally drowning in pools as this point>Instead of playing T8 you pick up Dragunov so you can continue to refuse playing 8>Still drop a round to some League streamer that is there for funRetire old man
evo? I'm watching forsan
My nigga Rickstah bringing the soul as always
>>486853691you can get fungal infection even if it's not visibily dirty, so, eh.you'll wear it if you need it, otherwise no
>>486853709More like Mashen 8 is trash where a random can beat a god like Knee
>>486853709He has only looked decent when he played Bryan and for some reason he refuses to keep playing him
>>486853869knee sucks all the other top players are still on top he is washed
>>486853869Knee hasn't been a god since 8 launched though, he didn't make the switch at all. When Knee uses heat it's like he suddenly remembers it exists instead of it being on purpose.
raven sucks so hard in this game
Where is brawlpro. Is he safe, is he alright?
FUCK SHADOW
Shadow bulking up he's gonna beat you shitters up soon
i would give shadow a chance if he asked nicely.
>>486853869a god like knee huehuehuehue huehuehuehue he was noticable washed since t7 end days but
LazyMattman will win evo
>>486854409he was on stage yesterday during the Harada VS lilypichu match
do you hate shadow because he's black or for something else?
nonplussed looks like the school shooter guy from 13 reasons why
>>486854791
>>486854707Yes
blud actually watched 13 reason why
Just tired of this bum ass nigga going to every tournament and getting flushed in pools win something nigga
delete mid power crush
>hating our guy
>>486854707Nope.I don't like him bc he teamed up with Cuddle. And I hate her, yes, bc I am a r****redacted****ist
>snitcher20z>our guykys
did elbow-san won on dragunov
>>486840573the "leak" couldn't find karate for lidia. apparently it never crossed his mind that Jin uses the same fighting style and thus they wouldn't need to add it to the game files. therefore half the missing characters would never get datamined that way since their nationalities and fighting styles are already there.
>>486854902non canon interaction lmao it has to be with Alisa/Lars to be cannon
>>486855195keep coping
shitter20z LMAO
shadow? more like chokedow
WASHEDOW FRAU20Z
can't believe he chocked so hard against xiaoyu
Even Shadow can win against a nobody with Clowndio
OSSERVA
Why did Shadow even let him get a match off
>>486855439Jin had sex with her, didn't he?I mean, like he did with every other blondie in the series.
>>486855650he wanted to play a lil more
>>486855439Transdia
>>486855674Yes, that's where he got the idea for ww3.
i'm in a third world country i can't get the 500 tekken coins because we don't have chipotle here :(
>>486855674>herhahahaha
>>486855209More canon that whatever the fuck is going on with 8
>>486855732>>486855904DIE IN A FIRE!
>>486855867you wouldn't have the money to buy the food off-chipotle anyway.
>multitwitch with tekken, 3s, and kofwhat do you have?
>>486855991true
>>486855952whatever you say gogogo I know who you're lmao the one who was posting in gamefags about his Jin/Nina fantasies
>Two more days
Alisa AlexanderssonAsuka WeiChristina GordoLidia SmithLing KazamaMaven ChevalierNina FoxReina ChaolanZafina SerafinoThese are some of the pairings we will see in the spin-off Tekken: Future Generations, set 30 years after tekken 8The playable roster in that game will be mostly composed of the children of these pairs but some of the old characters will be available such as grandpa Kazuya and bearded yoshimitsu. "Jack-FG" that travelled 300 years from the future.There is a bear crossing of kuma and panda and lars and alisa were able to genetically engineer a female egg, inseminate it with Lars and finally implanted into Leo to be the gestational carrier. The resulting child is fully human but still inherits a lot of Alisa moves, instead of using thrusters to fly around the stage she simply does naruto animations with lots of electric sparks.
nice hairline BRO
is lidia top tier?
>>486856192Ling is her family name RETARD
>>486856102source?
>>486855952no, stay mad cow
Where are the pretty women commentators?
>>486856101kofxv with sound, tekken being nice and quiet in other tab, where I check it for any potential interesting character combinations
>>486856101i have gin and coke with me.
>>486856287hanging out in Harada's room
>>486856192>No Lili Smith shit list
>>486856101KOF with commentaries and Tekken.Then I will mute sf6.I will watch S3 and the rest of the trash from the monday.
>>486856265He got all the chinese names wrong, can't say he is alone in not knowing their family names are written first.
i guess victor couldn't outfraud the true OG fraud
>>486856665He doesn't know. I understand him it's easy to get confused when people constantly refer Feng Wei as Feng and Ling Xiaoyu as Ling
>>486856101main stream - watching our guy MKTomBrady restream nrs slopsecond - tekken3rd - keeping an eye on turd strike in case they show jimmyjtran
>>486856245lol no
mishimas so fucking bad in t8
>>486857018Shut the fuck up.
>>486856131They've had more interaction in canon than Jin and Xiaoyu up to this point>>486856286Someone's triggered
...is that Spottemgottem?
>3rd bearyeah it's a wrap
>>486857102lmao no interaction in t8, stay mad cow
>>486857078no you shut the fuck up
>>486856918For Lee even the story mode translator fucked up, despite Niklas' va addressing him properly. No one but Wang ever called him by first name.
>>486856192>nina foxincest confirmed?
>>486857170>not wanting to watch bearfrauds get fucking rinsed
>>486856918calling him feng is correct because that's what the game calls him. Just like calling him marduk. but the game always says xiaoyu.
>lidia subhumans trying to downplay day -2
fellas
Why are you guys so obsessed with Jin's relationships? (not that there's much to begin with)
frizzy is going to win Evo bookmark it
>>486857102huehuehuehue it's discussing with strangers for a ship huehuehuehue pathetic join Murray and chipotle to shame hill
>>486857264Nah, she locates Steve's dad, and they both adopt the Fox name to humor their kid.
ling ma balls
>>486857382I dont. I dislike Jin.
>>486857382i just like posting jin gifs and webm
this joka fraud again
here come the controller issues
>feng vs fengHYPE MATCH
>>486857991pure tekken
>>486857338>couldn't figure out Reina>has to switch to the easy versionkek, will probably still be too hard for him
hm
>that fightstickboomer kino
>>486858292A man of good taste
can someone explain to me why feng's triad suit outfit shrinks his body?
>>486857174>ignoring T6
>>486858292jimmyj?
>>486858665you still in it lmao, stay mad cow I didn't even ship xiaoyu and Jin but now I will stay mad cow
bum on camera
>[Anakin] has a rough start in Tekken 8, as a lot of the top players have.Why is Rip lying? Only NA and Knee have shat the bed, the rest kind of performs to the same level as in T7
>>486858923if it anoys him I will too por las risas
absolute boomerkino
a heathy dose of tekken 8 is two hours a dayalways member that kids might save your life or hairline
>STILL talking about Jin and Xiaoyu
>washedACKin from ATL
>>486859231arslan didn't win a toruanment until just now
>>486859384Yeah but he still had top placements with his tierwhoring, Knee and NA doesn't.
>>486859315Shut up Jin, no one cares about you.
Xiaoyu randomly decided she wanted to fuck Jin one day and that has been her only character trait ever since
how do niggas wash their nappy hair? are they waterproof?
>>486859681yes of course and Nina jobs everytime, Asuka is irrelevant, Jun is Kazuya san im going to save you, Lili a atalker, Julia a whore etc
>>486859324This post aged poorly
>>486859849in conclusion female writing in kekken sucks ass, you can kiss the cow
>been playing professionally since 2010>struggling at all against some literal who named moeI don't care anakin won he's fucking washed even with how insane jack is in 8
cmon put some tranny on camera
>>486859529there's a lot of players routinely sturggling to hit that top 8 spot despite having a lot in 2023. daniel mado super akouma pinya take sephi.
>>486859545In a twisted way, he does
>>486859973he almost lost to Tekken 8 Fujin Nina mashing.
who's the waifu on chikurin's controller?
>>486860198He won 2-0.
>>486860126Sephi and Apooma lost their mains, Danielmado was never consistent top 8 material
top 6 you illiterate fuck
>>486860280Do you know what means almost you illiterate fuck?
if beating Lili is rabbit season, does that make Reina a duck?
Lili has the best thighs in the game
Leaks when? Who is going to win Jinbowl?
>>486860482>Do you know what means almostlol why are you so fucking mad about this bro? You can't take 30 seconds to proofread your post?
mattiniero means something or someone that wakes up very early in the morning
>>486860653looks like it's time for him to go back to bed
>>486860607Knee scrub mashed some random niggers on random with almost 6 perfectsAnakin ALMOST FUCKING LOSE TO A FUCKING NINA JOBBERTake a fucking hint glue sniffer.
Chikurin is so good...
glue sniffer? that's me yeah
>>486860653spotless
>>486860758>almost fucking loseHe won 3-1 2 times. That's not almost losing.
I'm going to bed
>>486860894will drown soon screenshot this
>>486860990Knee won 6-0 with perfects.Anakin LOST EVEN ONE MATCH. You fat bastard wont even make through top 32 when he gets dabbed by every other pro player.
the box is hiding kkokooma touching himself.
>>486861157Knee won 6-2
>>486861092Why did they call Anakin as a host? Knew that he is going to job anyway?
>>486861092I got a question. Is he actually done or is this shitty clickbait?
>>486861104sleep tight
what the hell is that does kkokkoma really think this shit will increase his chances of winning
>>486861092>WHO is done
>>486861223you ass is 6-2 after i cum dump your mother
>>486861246Mostly clickbait. "I'm going to step away from the game for some time".
>>486861157>still fuming so hard he can't type a correct sentence>forgetting that Knee lost a round to a bear cheeser Average knee dickrider intelligence on full display.
I feel like theyre going to announce something big at EVO.Literally nothing has been going on for months.No Lidia. No new battlepass. No anything other than some slight mechanic adjustments and a balance patch.Seriously, ive never seen a game do a battlepass then just go months without another one. I dont care for it but I dont recall battlepasses ever just being randomly released and spaced out.Theyre clearly putting their resources towards something else. The game sold too well for Lidia to be the only damn thing we get for months
>>486861421Is it about the chipotle shitshow?
>>486861092>alisa lars main complaining that T8 is too braindead ironic
>>486861593We get a free guest character
>>486861593dream on little dreamer
>>486861567anakin lost more than knee and every match anakin had hp at ragehe fucking sucks and matter how much you try to suck he's cock Anakin will never see top 24.
>>486861593you won the duck of this weekend
>>486861676Elizabros, we won.
>wonder why my inputs are all fucked up>right click macro with 15s timer was running all day long
>>486861593
seriously why
>anime
kkona looks like the 60yo geography teacher i had in highschool
>>486861593>something bigAnd what would that be? Chipotle stickers for every custome?
won what
>>486861593>Lidia>no bigUngrateful pig.
>>486861651Not really. It's just vis view on game's current state. Chipotle show just triggered him.
>>486862004seriously why not?
>>486862004He wants to jerk off
>>486862041CHIPOTLE EMOJIS FOR LOUNGUE CHAT FOR EVERYONE
>>486862004Peripheral vision sometimes catches things like someone mashing out a reversal but yeah 99.999% of the time this is fucking useless and tinfoil hat shit
>>486862004mad?
>>486862004>>486862203
>>486856918The weird thing is that only Chinese characters have the last name come first, when Japanese names also have the last name come first, but the Japanese characters all have the first name come first.
>>486862101I respect that.
>>486862004chanel tells knee the opponent's inputs using anaal beads vibrations
>>486862367This is why I don't like leverless. Nothing more fun than stimulating yourself by jostling a stick
>>486862004>>4868623582Ds have qfcqfchfc-1111,2222 inputs so you can see them do it on stick and know what they are conjuringin Tekken 8 you just maash RB1 and 3333333333
>>486862004i mean if you don't mind bringing this shit with you everywhere, there's no reason not to. yeah it's probably useless most of the time, but it might come up once against someone. which will probably make it worth it if you want any advantage you can get
hehe
jimmyj is going back to shang tsung mode
He's around the corner...
>>486863016Marduk has big tranny chaser vibes
>>486862889This is the faggot that said in live stream Aris is faggot for not getting good enough in Tekken 7 and Aris literally exploded to him and hit the table on stream and shit. Never seen Aris so mad.
schizo tier headcanon
>>486862462Law is the only chinese where the name is written with last name second, probably cause he is of american nationality, but he is still called Law in the game, not Marshall.
>accidentally accept wifi warrior>block him after 1st match>hit rematch instead of back to warmupI hate lifealso, why is the thread so fast today? What general is leaking this time?
>>486863114It was about tag2. But yeah it's a classic.https://youtu.be/f253IhKVmDc?t=6159
Shaheen is so fucking boring
Shaheen is so fucking hype
>>486863059Never ever
that guy forgot he could use heat
>>486863114It's well known to everyone except his dickriders that aris talks a bunch of shit but can't handle any shit talk himself, him getting mad isn't new
>>486861593Yeah we're gonna get a reveal trailer for Tekken 9
will i ever have sex? realistically?
realistically no one cares
just jack off lil niggy
>>486864042you might say he is a bitch
>>486863559Absolutely obliviated
>>486864312without paying for it? probably not.
>>486863559>DORAG PLAYERS BE LIKE ADAPT ADAPT ADAPT TO MICKEY MOUSE CASINO ROYALE 50/50 SMASH ULTIMATE>I don't like playing it because Mishimas don't rely on EWGF anymore because you can just spam FF2 instead>BITCH BITCH BITCH!!!>This game is no more the Tekken i used to play in 5 and 6 and 7 so i quit. That's my adaptationThis video is so true. Don't care if Aris is frothing shieater but he is so true on this.
saint about to lose to some random LUL
>Harada losing to some literal whoTekken is dead
>>486865491Harada is like 60-70 already.
>>486861092goddamn i actually agree with him
>>486865357APOLOGIZE
>>486865357lol lmoa
I thought Saint was washed
missed the last 5 or so hours of evo, anythin noteworthy happen?
>>486865843>>486865985sorry ok?
My match is next. Wish me good luck!
>>486866062Knee assaulted someone and was removed from the venue
>>486866078now, eat your chipotle and redeem tekken coins
>>486866062some really hype fights over at KOF... and the usual business in tekken
>>486866123good luck, i'll call you a fat ass if you're fat though
>>486866123Good luck, annon!
...
>>486866123good time to go take a shit
>>486866420kek
>>486866420Isn't this the Asian tiktok>>486866363 VA guy who had a melty on twitter about having race appropriate voice casting
its over
so over
>>486866123You're the Asian dude fighting Joseph?
>special controls spamyeah maybe it's really a 4chan spastic in there
Why are you guys such haters?
>>486867357We love you Michael. It's just banter big dog.
we'll never know if anon was really that guy cause he didn't do the nazi salute
Its not banter I hate you M and I hate everyone who works on tekken, why can't you make a functional game for once
i'm up next wish me luck
everyone stop what you're doing keisuke is about to play
>>486867501I dont. I pray everyday that he dies a horrible death.
My king Keisuke
I pray to God everyday that he protects Harada and Murray. Nak*tsu can go to hell tho
im keisuke fanboy now
carried fraud that will vanish
damm i need keizuke pillow too wipe my cold and sweaty hands
Keisuke pretending he's not running macros by doing dickjabs and df2 is really cute
Kazuya has the best defense in the whole game.
>>486868516
try to picture majin obama having sex
>>486868516>I can't do consistent electrics so nobody can!
id rather not
>>486868682keisuke has hes 3,000 hour grind done so he can do versus some greenie shitter with 50h electric grinding
damn, look at that chonk
if you pick Kazuya by definition you already are cheating
kazuya is the worst match up for bryan
>>486868898Always knew Jun is a stinky cheater.
my cock is wort matchup for bryan
>>486852381You sure this not you?>>>/v/683236287
I can't watch this game for 2 minutes without thinking about how stupid this is. Frame was right.
What's the worst matchup in t8? I think it's Asuka vs Feng
tekken was always stupid
>>486869094Kazuya raped her tho
>>486869503kazuya vs lili
>>486869548that's just what Jin wants to believe, it was actually the other way around
>>486869503Kazuya vs normal arcade controller
Wait, they make it fresh every day?
i want to see knee again
>>486869778kek
>>486869503Panda vs Feng is probably worse, can get shouldered out of HBS
Tournament days are fucking aids. Fills the thread with bunch of faggots every time.
Kayane vs Sneed
>noanime
Why do they keep playing this gay ZZZ ad?
>>486870164china money
>17 chipotles in my country>they're all in londonnorfcels....
there he goes again
>alisa vs victorGood Ass Tekken
Tekgen/ Tekken general is sponsored by chipotle
I'm so sorry Frame
>>486870164Latest gacha scam supported by gacha money
Oh boy.. it's fucking EVO you retards are watching. No wonder nobody is playing and you all are cumming into each other's mouth in here.What a waste of time.
shutup faggot, go play some loli shit
the state of this game
>>486870393Why did he bring the bottle of tea from Japan?
>>486870541>7,300 online on PC aloneNigga what?
>>486870792it's pee from china ackshually
>>486870541This /tekgen/ is officially the most gay /vg/fgg thread there is.
>>486870860Yeah, 7k.. those 7k are nothing but low ranks. I had to kill red ranks nonstop. Shit's no fun.
right, the same 7k but outside of evo days are actually high ranknice math skills you got there lmao
isnt it about time for the showcase thing?
>>486870123Sneednigs humiliation tour
>>4868715312 hours
Where are the Asuka players, will she ever be good in tournaments
>>486871918Imagine the cunt punt Jin could deliver in that position
>>486870792its easy to get diarrhea from random shits across the globe, not even water is safealso the drinks in muttland are pure ass
>>486872140Burger King
hi tekken community can you guys explain this to me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNk2TsBgyOg
For how much longer is EVO running today?
>>486872371Expect some Feng buffs
>>486872318The water doesn't even have to be unclean, just the difference in bacteria from what you're used to can fuck you up
>>4868724318 hours give or take
>>486872341nice
>>486870393I always wanted to try that tea but I can't get it on the other side of the world
>>486872981The difference is Real.For Real.
>alisa is D tierI love the bait name. A man of my style
>>486872371>clipping left and right>360 tracking heat smashi literally cant. street fighters 6 won
seeing harada fall for matterhorn bullshit makes me feel better about me falling for it
But for some reason these arisas always rock defense stats that would rival Boke. Quite sad..
oh shit phiddy is on stream getting wrecked by some random
you feel good about having the same reflexes of a almost 60 yo man pretending for the camera?
>>486870678I look like this.
lili cock..
New freedx hydration meme just drop
>>486874250Based
>>486874149>>486874207>>486874250https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDWpZ6snvvc
>>486872767thanks bro
Really clean of Phidx. Knew his defensive options and punishes perfectly.
>>486873443harada is an utter retard and loses to a random every time he publicly plays the game
>"Common knowledge" is just another way to say mediocre.Literally WTF did Victor mean by this?
yeah he cleaned that cock real good
I thought Phiddy was washed
>>486873450>BokeI miss Boke posting lewd Asukas..
>>486874610It means Bamco can't translate for shit
lil bro looks so weird
>>486874836jew genes
>>486874836cheeks too puffy, he should rock taller hair
Harada is washedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNk2TsBgyOg
Sneed bros i think this is it. This is where our genius loses.
>>486875254>>486875254>>486875254>>486875254>>486875254
>>486875097I'm surprised he can use lever.
King vs Kazuya is the most fun matchup to watchIt's not just cause I'm biased I swear
>>486875318Faggot. Someone make a new one.
>>486875318HELL NO>>486875594>>486875671>>486875671>>486875671
Next>>486875737>>486875737>>486875737
>>486872140literally me>>486872341underrated
