The Hottest Femezen You Know Edition>Patch Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/0ad1ca4bbafeb2ee244994bee15b3a74c0278e1d>Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshellshttps://rentry.org/xivgresources8>In-game Events>Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign (From July 2 to July 29)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/f40f92a83dec07cb7b1c34713e5193c1dd513731>Meetups• July 20, 6:30 PM EDT | Marilith, Plot 56, Ward 2, Shirogane | Monthly Male Meetup, watching The Wolf of Wallstreet and Fight Club >>486287059 • July 21, 10:00 AM PDT | Crystal, Balmung l Solution Nine ( 11.2 , 5.6 ) | Evo Watch Party Grand Finals >>486795924 • July 28, 6:00 PM CDT | Sephirot, Materia, Tuliyollal Instance 1 (12.9, 15.5) | Tural Thread Throwdown >>485962949Previous: >>486847101
how long til tree lala gets back?
consensual sex with unconscious femra
gunbreaker more like buckbreaker
EVERY femlala owes me lapsits
Does Petite Cat browse /xivg/?
My moonie looks and smells like this
ummmm.... ermmmmmm.....Where's the new hangout spot?
>>486859632sis...
>>486859676ask them?
>>486859720you've ruined this picture for me now. thanks.
i miss sitting under the tree together with her, sisters...
Is there any use for anabesios gear now? Can't you just use higher ilvl stuff for DSR/TOP now?
>avatarfag opmake a real thread
>>486859708A few of the high ranking ebins are still level 93 so we aren't allowed to have a hangout spot until they get to Solution 9
>>486859720>Looking for things to be mad aboutAI Won bigly.
CC doko?
rubbing my plus all over my eb's bed
my miera deserves to be dicked down
>>486859676ok ask me then
Extreme lalafell.
>>486859859I'll do it for you
>>486859841i think there are a lot of people who would cheer if you died, elk
My femlala doesn't deserve headpats or an EX2 PF but I would like one..
>>486859615Sorry but I'm already huffing her pits
What the fuck was his endgame?
Is DC travel back yet?
>>486859794
>>486859859I hate posts like this because it's the reason I get weird fucking tells in my roulettes from people
>>486859949...endgame?
>>486859707No your moonie looks like shit and smells like shit
>>486859920unreal schizo levels
>>486859794SHOULDVE DONE IT YOURSELF. NOW YOURE GONNA JUST SIT THERE AND BE A GOOD LITTLE BOY AND POST IN THE THREAD.
>>486859632how is it consensual if I'm unconscious?
>>486859949He just played for fun
>>486859920lol
>>486859949feeling something.
no one unironically likes male characters
>IVCS costs $10 now
>>486860005you consented by being a femra
>>486859949To finally have a challenge, just so happens that challenge turns into a best friend because of how fun and exciting he is to fight.
my fulala is like this right now...https://files.catbox.moe/r5plwi.jpg
>>486859949He just wanted a good fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs8nEtHrCr8where did the KINO go?
>>486859920BASED
Any fanfiction or alternative hist games out there that depict the what-if scenario of a Garlemald victory over the WoL and Alliance? Where you play as a Garlemald inquisitor or enforcer meant to keep the new colonies in check and squash rebellions?
>>486860083you're kidding right?
>>486859990>>486860008>>486860034He's literally me
>>486860083No it doesnt, you can put 0$ and still get the download
no one unironically likes +'s
>>486860071I unironically like Malera, Miera, Catboys, and Malezen
>>486860083I will be pirating them
>>486860083No its not. 10 dollar is the "asking" price but you can download it by putting in 0
>>486859859{Ok'Zundu}i'm a catboy, though>>486860071so true
fat, wobbly asses please!
>>486860171Lmao are you serious
>>486860195shut up bitch
>>486860195I'll be sure to let all the people slobbering on my + daily know.
>>486859815>Looking forIt's a visual medium numbnuts, of course people are going to look at it and notice when your ai slop fucks up
How do you solve the "veena problem"?
>>486860171YoshiP already pulled the "our setting is a multiverse" card so not completely impossible that one day we might get that as a storyline for some content.
my pet-coded femra needs a master-coded moonie
>>486860097Char creator didn't mention that...
>>486860163I genuinely love that song though
>>486859949Would you be "happier" had he an "endgame"?
>>486860195I do in theory, but only one in ten is literate and creative.
>>486859949his endgame was to be the best FF character of all time and he succeeded even pre-EW
Need big boob or ass pics, PLEASE SEND
>>486860171Bro that DID happen the game we play IS the alternative history
>>486860195My femra does but not if they're on sunnies. Sunnie+'s are usually too weird and clingy
>>486860134Post fulala...Please...
>>486859815Thr chad looks at ai slop for things to enjoyThe virgin looks at ai slop for things to hateMe? Im a wizard and look at my femezen
>>486860343this is literally my femra
>>486860171white men are genuinely so pathetic lmfaooo, you know you wouldnt be an inquisitor under garlemald right? you'd still just be a weird incel loser jerking off in his house
>>486860083>>486860175>>486860208HEY EVERYONE! ANON IS A GREAT BIG PHONY! THATS RIGHT! BIG, FAT, PHONY!
i ama viper moony
Should I do it
>>486860343What a coincidence, my moonie needs a pet.
>>486860353kino kino kino
>>486860195My femra does and especially the sunnies, there are two I have in mind i'll have sleeve me later.
>>486860171Anon...If Garlemald had won, all of Ilsabard, Eorzea and Othard would have exploded. Solus, ascians, rejoinings, remember?
>>486860083Every day I'm reminded that this game and general is full of mouthbreathing retards.
>>486860438my pet..
>>486859949SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING
>>486860525What's wrong with mouth breathing?
>>486860071I like them, mostly Malera and Miera but I think almost all of them can be attractive.
>>486859949He was a sadist pervert an he got his jollies off hurting people. This makes him intensely attractive to homosexuals, whose sexuality has been contorted into a death-drive.
>>486860403Please saar, please....
>>486860195It's always funny to see elk so quickly respond to these posts it reeks of insecurity
>>486860421it's 100% guaranteed a polly post
>>486860320>AI trained his brain to search for these thingsAI won so bigly. Theyre getting bored of winning.
>>486860489Yeah, slightly lighter hair tone though
Frens, I am Improving!
>>486860548
>>486860561Not as healthy or refined looking as nose breathing.Nose breathing has natural filters (your nose hairs) that filter out dust, bacteria,particles, etc.Mouthbreathers breathe in a lot of nasty stuff
Summoner confirmed more harder than pictomancer
>>486860697Bro what is this
>>486860682>your nose hairsmy nervous tic is picking out my nose hairs...
*kill's u*sasuga...
>>486860639you will never be as good as my eb
>>486860639unironically based, keep improving and having fun anon
>>486860195>all replies start with "my femra"can'not make this shit up
>>486860697>more harder
>>486860171>>486860338Would be pretty kino if we could roleplay as a Garlemald officer in one of those Ascian dominated realms. Enslave Merlwyb, kill the hold outs in Gridania, genocide the last of the Ala Mhigans after using them as a refugee floodto weaken Ul'dah in the first place.
most astroturfed xiv race in this thread?
>>486860561It's unironically actually incredibly unhealthy for youAlso it's funny people are like "You are now manually beathing" when you should be manually breathing all the time, automatically breathing doesn't have you exhale completely or inhale enough
>>486860739cocks per minute each class can handle
my heroine-coded femra needs a villain-coded malera
>>486860445has it been updated yet?
>>486860849femra
>>486860697BLM bros?? i thought our job was the hardest???
>>486860764
>>486860849maliddies then lalas then futards
>>486860849lalafell, no question
>>486860739It says right there
does anyone have the post where it was someone saying "Man my static is fucked when we get to m2s" and it's people just beeposting in their static's discord>>486860848>kill the hold outs in Gridania, genocide the last of the Ala Mhigansi wish we could do this on the sourceor well, genocide the ala mhigans and then raze the shroud to the groundi don't really care about what happens to the people there
my heroine-coded moonie needs a goofy sidekick-coded malera
my fiera is in her bad bitch era
>>486860849Male midlander
>>486860848Nevermind this is just some revenge fantasy it's never happening.
My frog lover-coded Sunnie needs a frog lover-coded Elezen
>>486860514Proof? Which ones?
i ama luka-coded femlala
>>486860639Keep going king, be the best blm you can be
>>486860987Prove it.
>>486860849whatever race I play
>>486859949
>>486860586>He was a sadist pervert an he got his jollies off hurting peopleYou didn't play the MSQ.
>>486860435TRUE AND REAL
>>486860849hrothgalextremely vocal extreme minority
>>486860975what the hell is "beeposting"
>>486860930Yoship knelt to all the people saying it was too hard, and made it the easiest job in the game
>>486860201Are you a femra
>>486860071people born as female do
>>486860859>you should be manually breathing all the timewhat are you on aboutjust train yourself to breathe deeper automatically
>>486860739Actions per minute I assume. Viper rotation is like 80% single or double weaves so it would check out.Would be hilarious if people here unironically conflated apm with difficulty though.
I'm a fulala!
>>486860848you will never have sex fyi
>>486860489noplay hrothgal or play nothing
>>486860637Good eye. Thanks.
>>486861021The purple haired one and this one https://files.catbox.moe/bsdske.jpg
>>486860761TFW no cute femezen with giant tits who has a nervous tic
>>486861170No I'm not on HRT.
>>486861202I don't give a fuck!
>>486859921I would like to give you both, but more headpats than EX2
>>486860195all replies are larps from posters who almost never actually erp
>>486860071Aesthetically some armor sets have better looking male versions, such as the Estoquer set, as well as some the nier sets. My femlala exclusively gets plapped by male characters. FxF might be cute as a Boston Marriage type of affair for posing, but actual ERP just isn’t that compelling without a really, really strong scenario. Futa, of course, are disgusting.
>>486860629It can't be because if it was she'd need correction
My femlala is watching XRD and farming EX2 bros.
>>486859921I can give you both...Make a ex2 pf...
>>486860849Male midlanders because no one unironically likes them, and I mean that. They're so fucking annoying and they just masturbate each other in the thread.
Kiss sunnies, love sunnies, EB sunnies, push your tongue against a sunnie's, breed sunnies, make a sunnie happy.>t.hrothgal
>>486861338scarletworg post
>>486860848>Enslave MerlwybYou'd have to get through me first, fucko.
According to many scholars, miera pheromones induce docility and obedience in females of all races
>>486861357u-um...
>>486859815>only colored element in the middle of a sea of white at the bottom of the image>what the fuck bro you're not meant to notice the disproportionally tiny deformed hand
>>486861493do you like femra
>>486861405This book says you're correct
>>486860519These plot points would've been fixed if Quintus van Cinna & Gaius van Baelsar still held sway. In this hypothetical realm, they would've reconciled umbral calamities and rejoinings. Japanese Solas might not have ever existed in this reality.>>486860443Since when has FF14 ever strayed away from non-DEI compliant themes such as sexual abuse, genocide, and race realism? >>486860408Yeah, well we should retvrn back to that timeline. Or to the alternative timeline where it fell more in line with the original history.
>>486861495>Porntardationdamn even the DDers are gooners
>>486861481my moonie is immune and will not yield
>>486860849https://poal.me/chj65e
>>486861489Oh, hey sis.
/xivg/, do you like to sext in game? I don't have as much time to ERP anymore, was wondering if people are into that...
help me choose
>>486860875My malera does a bit of trolling.
>>486860171>Any fanfiction or alternative hist games out therewhat is this autism
>>486861493>>486861636>>486861646Erm isn't getting pregnant the whole point of sex...
>>4868617022
>>486861489I'll steal your character data and play with your cute little butt making you vum handsfree using my fulala woober
>>486861489Cute hypnopuppy
>>486861075She just like me
>>4868617023
>>486861481My femra feels no difference at all after sniffing some miera pheromones.
>>486861694It's my favorite especially with nightlife
I've talked to most quicksanders but the funniest ones are the ones who try to ignore you but can't because their friends like you. Why do some of these guys act so catty?
>>486861745shut up, dumbass. People say this every fucking time
Why is the head of reason asleep, and why is everyone so sad about it?If this dudes just old, then it makes complete sense his body can't support two brains, it should be a surprise
What do I win?
>>486861702left is cute
>>486860849male middies and it's not even close. lalas have a lot of genuine pedos who like them
>>486860697>People doubted me when I said MCH was high cpm
>>486861860Not much of a fetish lmao... my favorite part of the woman is the boobies lol...
any bunboys who like other bunboys in chat who wanna be soft and faggy with me and cuddle
>>486861680h-hey sis...>>486861770{Huh?!}>>486861774thank you...
>>486859949>endgamemaking the straight women that play this game fall in love with him (they all like sadistic prettyboys)
Catboxed F+You know what to do
>>486861862>shouldshouldn't
>>486861620even femras dont like femras lmao
>>486861026post her
>>4868617021My choice is the only one that matters
>>486860171https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/11azq5l/garlean_lore_guide_and_roleplaying_primer_spoilers/
>>486861846When will it be updated??
I ama catgirl of the +ERPing with a SA ESLit's fun as fuck and really funny, why do you hate it so much? The effort they give to talk english is ultra cute
>>486860875sorry, I'm a hero-coded malera, we would never work out
B is for beauty, obedient and sweetBee-ware the sting of your pitiful defeatBe mine forever, and always play your partBee-fore it's over, I'll capture your heart~
>>486861862Because it's his brother and one of the leaders the people grew accustomed to and loved... arguably the head of the reason was the more eloquent one. It's sad because imagine being attached to your brother lifelong and then him prematurely passing away. Must get lonely without that accompanying voice you've heard for so long.
>>486861869An action-packed trip to Detroit.
Weren't they adding another foray?
>>486861862you'd think the people would have put two and two together over the past three years, but no
>>486860849i feel like everyone saying maliddie is a projecting lalafagnobody unironically likes lalafell as much as these freaks make it out to be
>>486862013Hopefully soon.>captcha: k0md0
>>486861620Ok, what are the chances that every male middie vote was by a male middie player? Reveal thyselves, non male middie player male middie voters.
I am going from 100% health to 0% health in less than 1/4 of a second in onsal
>>486861195it is relevant but its not the only relevant metric. Usually, the difficulty of a job isnt about their rotation but how they can get tripped up by encounters which is why BLM is considered hard. No one thinks f4 f4 f4 f4 is a hard rotation, but if you have to move at the wrong time you get punished a lot more on a blm than on the other casters.
>>4868617021 or 2 for exposed hrothips
>>486861453LK post
>>486861680seishun complex footjob...
>>486862071I thought he was just sleepy
>>486861481*Smash cut to the Miera being pegged*
>>486862090The people said that they suspected it but they aren't going to as a king "hey is your bro actually dead"
>>486862223He's dead dude...
>>486861964Put your thinking cap on, buddy.
>>486862105?Lalas are the only race that give an ounce of attention to maliddies, they're half the reason they're astroturfed
>>486861694Vastly prefer fchat to ingame for actual ERPing, but some flirting doesn't hurt.
why are people buying Cunning V materia instead of Cunning IX materia?
ba-ba-ballin
>>486860171Ah a true son of cyber rome. Sadly, JRPGs are too sissified to go down based storypaths. Just find a mod on a Total War game for it.
>>486862062holy FUCK I love that femra though
>>486862223he literally tells you he's dead, cutscene skipper
>>486860639Same but then I die and I get an extra gray parse. I don't care about ex parses though, I onky care about ultimate parsing (which also really doesn't matter).
>dnc was 12burst slop>GNB was 123burst slop>rpr was 123burst slop>sge(healer lol.......)>viper is 12burst slop>picto is casterslopWhy are they so bad at making interesting classes........?Is homogenization the fault of JP forums......?
>>486862127I voted it because polls dont matter and youre all cringy faggots that behave like teenage girls.
>>486861254saw the second one the other day, not familiar with a purple haired one
>Tender Valley>Look inside>Its all hard rocks
>>486862368>romegarlemald is soviet russia you pathetic romaboo
>>4868617023 but i'm biased towards hroths in spats
So...why do we keep killing off all the hot girls but the guys get to stay alive?
>>486859632This made me think of the triple triad icon
>>486861796This woman is based
>Do you think Wuk Lamat is ready for the throne>"Uh yeah, sure I guess">YES, I AGREE, SHE ISN'T READY
>>486862184Wrong femlala but I unironically wish she vored me
>>486861195Higher APM is more difficult though, but it's not the sole metric
>>486859921Hey are you still around? I'm thinking of making this PF for you but I won't do it if you're not around to be includedYou're on Dynamis right? which world?
>>486862082It'll be a couple patches until it comes out.
>>486860697I play low cpm classes with limited double weaves because of ping.
>>486861735Get off my throne
>>486861491>Making a mountain out of an molehillAI already defeated the human race.AI cant stop winning
>>486862407because of controller players. viper and picto especially are clearly made for controller players, most of their skills are consolidated and they have very few of them in comparison to older jobs. They are closing in on league of legends gameplay.
>>486862446>Tender Valley>look inside>Sabotenders are all outside the Valley
>>486862525do you like femra?
>>486862635hey..
>>486862515>Picked the wrong choice
>>486861620Every femroe I’ve met has been a really nice person. (Femlala here).
>>486861823Sniff some more from up close.
>>486860697It's interesting to compare this with old graphs.Current WHM for example has higher CPM than SB/ShB SCH, BLM, WAR, PLD and RDM.
>duty ends>no commendationsPost yfw
>>486862515I liked the part where he said he didn't have to honor the winner and would hold the contest again if he didn't approve of who won.
>>486862653The game has always been designed around controller players before you even started playing it retard
>>486862341fchat?
>>486860443this but unironically
>>486860975I want to see Yoshi P's take on fantasy North Korea. What would it be like being a character that exists inside of a lawful evil world? Someone that isn't a rebel or anarchist that resolves everything with the power of friendship.
>>486862653somehow I hadn't thought about this. Makes a lot of sense actually.
>>486862683hey...I'm taken sorry sis
>>486860849fiddies will become the most loved or hated race or i will die tryingi am SICK of being mid
>>486862661>The Fell Court of Troija>Look inside>Theres no judge
>>486862817danghappy for you
>>486862801go play ff12 he sucks matsuno's cock like there's no tomorrow so it'd just be that
>>486861143bzz buuzzzz buzz buzz buuzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>486862751never experienced this as I dont play dps
>>486862079Rapee or Rapist?
>>486862751sorry, i wanted to comm everyone but the game only lets me comm 1 person...
>>486861972Snapping my fingers in front of this dumb puppy’s face.
>>486862062I am omw to rape your femra
>>486862496race? penis size? cage status?
>>486861620
>>486862908isn't that trap just a "they can't feel anything below the waist" trap while they get fuckedthat's not snuff
>>486862759controller players have been complaining a long ass time that they cant play some of the old jobs. Ast clearly is not adjusted well for controller players for instance. These new jobs are fisher price childfriendly, you wouldnt even have to switch crossbars.
>Holminster Switch>Look inside>Not a single switch>The Grand Cosmos>Look inside>Doesnt take place in space
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY0WXE1AZb0
>>486862996where do miera and froths go
>>486862407>viper is 12burst slopViper is 6152535456 burst slop
>>486862996
Lalaboy x Femlala
>>486862996put moonies in the far corner that's between racist and mean
>>486862994>cage status?incredibly cringe
I am no longer horny.
>>486862782F-List's chat client.
>>486863015You want the rest of the comic?
>>486862996i am insane and nice thoughbeitt. femezen
>>4868617023 Smooch
>>486863107yes
>>486862447False.
it's over
>>486863101How was your coom
>>486862919Rapee.
>>486863107If it turns into snuff then no, thanks.
>>486862996>catboys>sanethey're literally awful edaters and cringy esl's, every single one of them. just like mierda.
>>486863093giwtwm
>>486862996>Male midlanders straight in the middle.As it should be.
>>486863136>google ai slopCould've just said you've made it up yourself.
>>486863139Nice abs.
>>486863065Hate when they lie like that.
>>486863136>using a reddit google result as proofI mean, they ARE rome but this is just embarrassing
>>486863101What is your secret? I have been pent up for the last month and it does not go awayNot complaining tho, it has been a real blackpill, being ultra direct opens more doors than it closes with sluts (both male or female). I just want it to stop
>>486862669Yeah I do.
>>486862996some of these need to be split on clan, Moonies are WAY further right than Sunnies.Also femlalas are bottom right for sure.
>>486862407>picto is casterslopwhat do you even mean by this? bait post
>>486863194This was definitely made by a catboy
>>486862751
>>486862349V is younger than IX
>>486863254>The Lost City of AmdaporBut we found it???
>>486863130https://exhentai.org/g/2974937/6258b19d1d/ I'm more into a nice clean beheading but this does the job well enough>>486863160The catgirl does not fair well in it, so yeah
>>486863281prepare for melty
>>486863268Nofap is a meme I don't jack off for months at a time and it doesn't help anythingThe only thing it'd ever help is to save you time if it's truly taking up that much of your free hours
>>486862184i dont make these posts at allnor is the answer accurate but nice attempt
>weapon is named after a real world historical weapon>looks literally nothing like onewhy does SE do this
>>486861404>They're so fucking annoying and they just masturbate each other in the thread.It's true I play malidster and I always give yous to fellow malidsters. Also I have no friends because I'm very annoying.
>>486863281anything he doesn't like is "slop"
>>486863325WRONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>486863139>owari dahttps://youtu.be/W3WVnlvWaj8?si=MVrTtDby5tLEgGRJ
>>486863273>>486862635HEY
>>486862341what's your page anon, I'll send you a note if our kinks match
>>486863268Oh, I just meant for now. Yes, being ultra direct works 90% of the time, and honestly, even the people who aren't interested tend to just appreciate the honesty and directness. I wish I could do that myself...
>>486862996>Femlalas anywhere above the elezens
>>486863258>>486863224Low-effort posts are reserved as automatic responses to the plebian class.
>>486862407>Why are they so bad at making interesting classes........?I think it is less to do with 1 or 2 minute burst cycles and more to do with them being utterly petrified of making a class that can outshine others in ways other than damage. They either removed every bit of utility that set the classes apart from one another or nerfed them to the point that the utility itself was no longer a boon for bringing the class along - Mantra on monk for example. They absolutely do not want people to prefer taking on job over another so they have to make sure that all jobs play and bring exactly the same thing to a group. It is a foolproof method for ensuring class balance but now the classes have almost no identity whatsoever.
>>486862996>SaneAHAHAHA SOMEONE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT AYMERIC BOT DRAMA
>>486862349Because they're mindlessly following Balance guides.
>>486863372website always loads a fucking blank page for me, can you catbox it
Just doing all the daily roulettes, company would be nicePass: 8008
>>486862996This chart is pretty accurate for my miera
>>486860071I'm the only person in this general who loves roes
>>486863325there's a thread femra who confessed to me she likes amputation but is too ashamed to ever post about it
>>486862759>>486863017How much brain damage do I need to have to play an MMO with a controller?
>>486863194malera hands.... i agree though mostly
>>486863415It's sad how any new slang word that at first has a really useful specific meaning quickly gets ruined by lowiq people spamming it to mean "anything I like/don't like" See Slop, Coomer, Gooner, Chad, Based, ect
>>486863546Untrue
Why did astrologian get a hotfix to prevent drift but other jobs just get fucked?
>>486863517>someone doesn't know about [Drama]Thank god
>>486862996i'm actually really surprised at how accurate this is
>>486862076Oh... okay then...
>>486863550God I wish I had a quad amputee femra eb
>>486863325I kind of like amputation but I moreso like amputation as a way to give me artifical limbs that you can then remove or play with to mess with me
>>486863553>try a controller with ffxiv>"wtf is going on">google it>you're supposed to hold the triggers to switch between hotbar
Where's the QC?
>dont jerk off for a week>go on a hypno-rape erp spree on the weekendthis method has worked wonders for me
>>486863508>they put an -us suffix on names that means they're roman!!!they live in a frozen hellhole under a totalitarian regime with a cult of personality around their leader and use human wave tactics, they're soviets
I like roleplaying as ugly characters so I exclusively make maleras and maleroes.
>>486863605because it's 100% of ast's kit rather than 1% of other jobs' that struggle with drift
>>486863301H-hey....
>>486863452The last time my page was posted in the thread there were about a dozen replies meltying over how off the deep end my kinks are. While it doesn't bother me that much, I'd still rather dodge the attention. Gladly take a look at yours, though.
>>486863720>>go on a hypno-rape erp spree on the weekendhey.....
EX2 PF LALA SHOW YOURSELF SO I CAN MAKE THE PF silly lalas disappearing into the wind as soon as their wish comes true..
I am...a Balmung Femlala...
>>486863325Trannies might kek, go look for some f+
>>486862996Gay catboys and gay hrothgars are some of the most insane fuckers you can ever meet in this game they will literally stalk your family if you refuse their gay advances
>>486863325Wouldn't say it's a favorite, but my male character's had that happen on several occasions.
give me a cute monk glam to steal nyah
>>486863783Give me your gil.
>>486863681Yeah that's good, I don't really care for guro but I like the helplessness/objectification
would anyone on aether be interested in a semi premade onsal SCH plague AIDS party? i'm nowhere close to 100 wins but i figured it could be fun to be a death squad together. how many can you do premade anyway these days, 4 man?
>>486863826No. This is my aetheryte tax fund.
>>486863659she would love that, I wish I could give her info but I don't wanna betray her trust
>>486863550
>>486863783sis... do you want some money...
>>486863838Hey...wanna...
>>486863592Alright then, i concedeBut no one likes them as much as me
>>486863936I can still TP so I'm fine
>>486863681I like this idea
>>486863793Gay males are either gay men (noticibly insane) or fujos (INSANELY insane) so you should literally just ignore them for your saftey.
>>486863876nyes please I'll spread the scarlet rot with you
>>486863727>human wave tacticsWestern propaganda created to justify the Atlantic bloc's dominance against the Eurasian bloc. They even have Roman hierarchies titled in latin retard. Only fanfiction writers and sub room-temp IQ authors make one-for-one recreations of Rome.
will I be able to get into a good static for the next tier (not this one might be too late) if I don't regularly do parse runs? I get like blues usually and I don't have ACT installed so I never upload my own logs.
>>486863783Ugly bastard host here, I will do rape erp with you for 20,000 gil per hour.
>>486863759what race
>feel pretty satisfied with my 2.8m sch damage in fl>check scoreboard after winning>blue sch with 6.2m... how
>>486863995why did capcom have to make nero so fucking hot
>>486863281I don't like it so it's slop..........Is that so fl*pping hard to grasp.....?Just agree with me, kneel down and worship my wisdom and my toes.........
When I see the kids in yesteryear I get sadits because no matter what, you know they had a rough lifeit was either a life cut to short or a good life in childhood that got fucked over when they got olderthe catgirl i got the saddest atim crying again...do you think when they are deleted do they return to the lifestream?I want to wish it to be so.
>>486863762>how off the deep end my kinks arethem being ultra hardcore and niche or ultra generic?
>>4868631213 wins
>>486863136oh yeah dudeall their national foods just HAPPEN to share names with traditional russian dishes
>>486863776Hey
>>486864114hey would you wanna rp
>>486864090One of the enemy FC was stacking crazy hard and they just didn't kill them I guess.
>>486863924I didn't, I even said above I can't relay her info because you just don't do that to someone
>>486863528You want me to download and catbox an entire comic? Just reset your cookies and do the steps to solve the sad panda and you should be good to go
>>486864114Why are you posting about my fulala...?
>>486863779I'm not that ex2 pf lala but I'm farming EX2 right now and I can come as a Caster, space/time depending.
>>486864073Even as a Princess of a now defunct kingdom, I don't think I could lower myself to this level. I will just suffering with my destitute funds.
>>486863958Nyo sorry... I don't really erp in ffxiv and I don't want people to know how much of a freak I am...
>Like Elden Ring and its DLC>Like playing games on Hard mode>Like high Mythic+ Dungeons>Try to play hard content in FF14>It never holds my interestWhy am I like this?
>>486863876fuck off lizard, go back to the containment board. This is a skaven-friendly general. >t. hrothmale and lalaboy player
>>486864190wanna...ruin1216
>>486864223Yeah I'll put the PF up to as many anons as I can I just want to make sure the lala is included if I'm to make it and I'm not sure if they're still here or watching the thread right now
>>486862062capture this dick, bitch
>>486864198i guess, plus seeing them sit on bh5 early onthat's crazy to me though, i think 3-4m has been my personal besti've got to lock in
>>486862343hey...
>>486864249because it's not difficult, it's tedious. i've been saying this for ages. xiv content isn't inherently difficult -- it's TEDIOUS.
>>486864234Top Tier Blank
We did not deserve db and I'm sad having single handedly defeated him
>>486864048>not just a romaboo but a tankie as wellbeyond embarrassing
>>486864224Your paying me.
>>486864115Formally requesting you cease all communications on the internet because you genuinely make the world worse with your retardation. Id prefer if you killed yourself but that's not really 100% needed.
>>486864114Pink meena fingers typed this post.
>>486864172Gald I could convert another hrothsis to the spats club.
>>486864114
>>486864327Fair enough, I'll go to Dynamis anyway just in case.
>>486864356well yea it's an mmoall mmo difficulty is this
is uranus dt compatible and if yes where do I get it from is it from some discord server or something
>>486864356Correct. It's tedious. You basically just memorize patterns.
>>486864073Cheapskate. In the lowest brothel you'd pay at least a mil an hour.
>>486864057Blues are pretty shit. Depends on what you mean by good.You'll get accepted into any casual static and some super chill midcore ones.If I was recruiting for a group with an intended clear time of week 2 or 3 then I would pass on somebody that cant even be bothered to post a purple. It is just an easy way to weed out potential scrubs.
>>486864129Yeah, their souls are returned to the lifestream once they're used by a regulator (assuming yoshi won't pull out another "nuh uh!") given what we know of memory manipulation from EW they also regain their memories and can reflect a bit before their rebirth
>>486864380data..........base
>>486864497JUST LIVING IN THE DATABASE WOAOAHAHOAHH
>>486863236me too thanksI was really hoping there would be a bench here or something... you can't even sit anywhereit could have been a cool idle spot
>>486864363Thanks!
my femra submits to and worships femlala feet with every fiber of her being
So what the hell is honey b lovely’s accent? To get back for wuk Lamar did they they ask a Peruvian to do a Nashville accent?
Morning.
>>486864179Why not both? The Japanese clearly see Russia's strong ultranationalist desire to be accepted as inheritors of Rome, so they made them into a sci-fi badguy faction. It's all fantasy anon.
>>486864179>>486863136>>486862447Its not a real fucking nation, its a fake nation made by the creative blackhole that is a japanese entertainment company, it could be influenced by all of those things you fucking idiots japan references everything instead of making their own unique shit all the time
>>486864386How good are you at Everkeep Extreme?
>>486860975People here are obsessed with genociding Ala Mhigans.
>>486864583LD god to another one, bros...
>>486864468MY ANUS? Dude why wouldn't it be DT compatible? It has nothing to do with the game
>>486864398I was on the spats team from the start, I just got a little locked into fuzzy butts in 2b bottoms for a bit
I still love you, you know.
>>486864346just focus on making sure you always have your damage buffs up on cooldown and you're getting a good bio every 15 seconds. Remember this game does snapshots for dots.
>>486859949If you have to ask, you'll never understand
>>486864591The Southern accent is an incredibly fake over the top one that starts slipping once she gets pissed at you later in the fight, that's the pointt. southerner
>>486864356>because it's not difficult, it's tediousSame with the souls games and the anon youre replying to said they liked those.
>>486864347hey... wanna...
>>486864591Someone trying to do a southern belle kinda accent.
>>486864656as they should bethey're the worst race in the game
>>486864114Hey SB.Can a miera hypno-bully your miera?
>Kayuri hates Wuk Lamat and is a Sphene enjoyerUh based?
>>486861338NIN main>>486861453RPR>>486861493WAR>>486861495PLD>>486861553VPR>>486861636WAR>>486861646WAR>>486861668GNB>>486861795WAR>>486861915WAR>>486862015Beastmaster>>486862079RPR>>486862126SMN>>486862181WHM>>486862343WHM>>486862452RDM>>486862489DNC>>486862496DNC>>486862525WAR>>486862537MCH>>486862560NIN>>486862563BLM>>486862635DRK>>486862675WAR>>486862689Uhhhhh... yeah that's a lotta stuff.>>486862698BRD>>486862706WAR>>486862892SCH>>486862908RPR>>486862913NIN (as the small)>>486862917BRD>>486863219AST>>486863273SAM>>486863301WAR>>486863325RPR>>486863457DNC>>486863481BST>>486863941BST>>486863984SAM>>486864080Lalafell>>486864114BLU>>486864135WAR>>486864165BST (gone wrong)>>486864313RPR>>486864509RPR, AST for that third only>>486864679WAR
>>486864468isnt uranus just a shape?the base is bibo and that got updated to DT, you might be lucky with the conversion and you mods might work if you update
>>486864670i've belonged to LD for a while... sorry...
>>486864380i single handedly chased off Maye by making him get a crush on me and then telling him he's a shithead. He abandoned me anyway.
The sugar glider is the best mount that has ever been made>Has some notoriety for those that need that to use a mount>Is incredibly cute>despite the cute aesthetic it doesn't seem to clash easily with other aesthetics>cute float when stationary>gargantuan tail>has a useable flavor skill>cute run on the groundbut most importantly>BANKS IN THE AIR WHEN CHANGING DIRECTIONSriding this thing is genuinely fun and I think this is a never-get-tired-of mount like Korpokkur is for me too
>>486864591She's doing a southern belle-esque thing because she's a haughty dom and southern belle works well for haughty dom voices.
>>486864234I recognize that maid.
>>486864808lifechanging cringe
>>486864090>SCH has 6 billion damage>1 kill>3 deaths>2 assists
>>486864313>has never drawn a single male characterI’m 100% sure the guy who draws these is well on his way to injecting estrogen into his ass
>>486864826>RPR for snuffActually I main paladin
>>486864169Hardcore/Niche. I have a kink for kink and like things to get weird. Nothing makes me happier than finding some weird thing someone is into to play around with. I also write a lot of off-the-deep end fuckspeak so you can imagine what the faux-shocked pearl-clutchers are like.
>>486864826>>>486863301(You)>WARAST
Oh hey, there's a new thread up, just in time as I get through lightly skimming this one>new thread is already 400 postsI miss when I could go to bed and wake up to the same thread, now I can't do a dungeon without missing 400 posts.
>>486864597>>486864620ready up on Russian ultranationalist, minarchist ideology. It's far more schizophrenic than any nip rpg.
Play Ninja
>>486864909>Entire point is cute girls in roman larp shit>Why isn't he drawing any manass!?!???!god this is pathetic
>ardbert>midgardsormr>zenos>fray>myste>ysayle>hydaelyn>crystal exarch>reaper avatar>feo ul>the linkpearl jammed into your skull>7 other reflectionsHow many other people live in or have been in the Schizo of Light's head?
>>486864980tbf most of the posts here are just retarded pornspam at this point anyway..
aetheryte teleportation between reflections - 500gilaetheryte teleportation between cities in the same continent - 2000gil
>>486864826>yeah that's a lotta stuffGUNBREAKER
>>486864808>remaking common memes but with your ffxiv characterthis could never be based, such fucking npc behavior and I can't believe /xivg/ buys into this shit
>>486864179It's Russia larping as rome (allagan) if it succesfully conquered the world.
>>486864909>yurifags are all trannies in waiting because trannies live rent free in my mindyou need help
>>486864653that’ll be a lot more expensive, but I can solo heal it if you want to farm it.
>>486864808Check his pinned tweet right now
>>486864980that's what happens with a new expansion yea
tranny icon
>>486864826>RPR for defeat and humiliationI main WHM, and dabble in DRK and PLD
Now we can finally play the game.
>SNNNNNNNNFF>haah>hah...>HHNNNNNNNNFFF
>>486864826>>486864135>WARI play NIN, im just Xaela
>>486865087It wasn't always that way.
>no one likes Dawntrail's MSQ>it lacks Miqo girls as the main issue>Dawntrail raid series comes out>features two catgirls mainly>is the best received raid series since OmegaWhy do they refuse to put them in the MSQ prominently other than Yshtola
>>486864193>>486864804Emphatic yes to both of you but probably later tonight as I'm playing the game at the moment>>486864220You know the answer to that /pet/pet/pet/pet/pet/pet/pet>>486864395nyes>>486864406Kind of okay but has too much overlap with those classless gooner captions and loses the human touch that makes it good>>486864868fucking based
>>486864980i queue for a dungeon and come back and this thread already has red numbers and a new thread is already up, just as i wanted to reply to someonepeople just shitpost here too muchit was unironically so comfy here when the expansion just hit - threads would last for 6 hours and most of it was genuine discussion. it was short lived but nice.
>>486864990I already do, but you couldn't tell unless you opened my plate. I'm always in disguise, ready to use my ninja skills for any situation...
>>486865158/pet to that roe on the left
speen
>>486864484Thanks for the honesty. Are blues really that bad? I used to think they were average. What I mean by good static is a clear within a month and maybe some FRU stuffs? Maybe for this tier I'll try and make my fflog page look attractive for future statics.
>>486865206>and loses the human touch that makes it goodhuman touches aren't for helpless drones
>>486864494Thats good, thank you!
>>486864798>race
Most popular expansion since Endwalker.Fifth-best FFXIV expansion of all time.Second most-played MMO on Steam.30 million characters.More mods than Skyrim (Special Edition).Most popular Final Fantasy MMO of all time.Fourth most-popular MMO of all time.Yep, I'm thinking FFXIV is still better than WoW. Take that, Bobby Kotick. FFXIV won.
>>486864969hi darbai
>>486864826>DNC for omoH-how did you know?
finally ditched wuk lamat and already primed for cowboy adventures
>>486865217>most of it was genuine discussionabout one in every three posts was /vpol/ shitpostingi had never used post filters before that but the autistic babble about trannies was too obnoxious
>>486865158trying to decide if I want to wife the bunne or the elezen morealso neat hroth addition to your collection
>>486865301mhiggers are a terrible race yea
>>486864898It's fun to get some dodo shots when anons are in the background.
>>486865314You're the worst ritual poster
>>486865342>trannyra seething over hrothqueenslmao every time
>>486865342Nobody tell him.
>>486864991>>486865067A hit dog will yelp
>>486864826>>>486861795 (You)>WARIt's incredible how close you were, but GNB.
>>486865206Pumping brain-melting miera pheromones straight into his gas mask
>>486865342>finally ditched wuk lamat and already primed for cowboy adventuresYou poor sweet naive femra.She comes back after like an hour and never leaves
Why are americans like this? Why are you all mentally ill freaks?
>>486865206Woah, isn't this a massively-popular mega-celeb?? C-can I have your autograph??
>>486865342enjoy it as much as you can, do the sidequests too before progressing
>>486864826DNC for feminization.I understand but nah I hide my fetishes so I'm just an unassuming BLM/PCT/RDM caster player.
>>486862996i play femezen and this is completely accurate
>>486865158for what reason?
>>486865445that's what you're doing right now, yes
>>486860697>top 4 are all aiming/scouting>dnc is your only dex option for low apmno wonder so many shitters play dnc
>>486865482What's this character's name.
>>486864826with all the classes ive been switching between lately the dart missed on all of them
please help, ive been moonie tempered... i want to be free...
>>486862223... where are you at in the story?
>>486865612fat mario
>>486864808>pedophile likes the underage girl and not the adult womanwhat's surprising here?
my fulala does this to femlalashttps://files.catbox.moe/ip6bml.jpg
>>486865285Blue is average, yeah. But it is very easy to perform better than average in this game so personally I wouldn't take a recruit seriously if they couldn't have posted purples especially in extreme trials. Again that's only if I was trying to clear in a relatively quick time frame which to me is 2-3 weeks doing midcore hours. For a more casual group I wouldnt care about performance much at all
>>486865158>all the worst posters are 1 dude and his altsCouldn't make this shit up.
>>486865596To live on every data center, of course.
>>486865482you made the sandwich
>>486864076male sunnie
>>486865745I don't give a fuck!
I am logging in.>>486864670Another one? I wish people were lining up for me like that....>>486864583This is factual information.
>>486865706Like 92
>>486865482three generations of jewish occupation will do that to ya
>>486865482propaganda over the years ever since they changed our diet in the mid 1900s or so.
>>486865482That's clearly a Yorkshire woman
>>486863274my femlala is very nice and only a little crazy
>>486865745>Every "Fulala" is into BAYou could try to make it less obvious.
>>486860697>APM = difficultyblack mage confirmed the easiest job of every expansion
>>486865738>"underage girl">literally hundreds of years older than Lamat
I want to put one on my miera's frenulum piercing, and tell him to wear only skirts and no underwear
>>486865920why? are you gonna cry? poor little baby
>>486865953please kill yourself
>>486860171>>486860289>>486860338>>486860408>>486860443>>486860519>>486861743>>486861992>>486862368reminder: the romans are always the good guys in every reality.
>>486865805this potato meteodrived me a few times, it was not fun
>>486865805>I am logging in.
>>486866053I will press the button again later.>>486866063This is quite ominous indeed!
>>486866009
>>486864703Initials
>>486865953this but with a lalaboy and his chastity cage.
>>486865296hmphyeah but you know what i mean>>486865474Worryingly accurate post stay out of my head>>486865514yes you can buy it on the market board under Craftsman's Command Materia XI on Balmunghurry this offer is limited time only buy it now
>>486864826you got that right lmfao
>>486865953dylm
>>486866051irrelevant since garleans are russians :)
>>486865953Why are you like this?
>>486865952>muh 6000 year old dragon/lich/vampirespare me, pedonigger
>>486866241>stay out of my headIt’s pretty empty in there anyways…Or it’s going to be after I'm done with you.
>see nunh character name>examine it>moonie catgirl
>>486863101False alarm...
>>486865952Even you don't believe it retard
well the story was kinda nice. but the end game is dogshit because boss battles suck since you don't play your class you play the safety dance every single time. Everything else is too grindy or just about erp. Ffxiv summed up. zzzzz back to wow
>>486866417Clearly seeker men are claiming moonie women
>>486864703I know.
>>486864991>>486865067>made up boogeymanAh, looks like it’s time to do [any content whatsoever organized through discord]
>>486866417Transitioned.
>>4868663421) it's actually true2) there is no underage body involved, it's mecha underneath anyway
>>486866472No but you gave him a (you) for it, and boy is he desperate
>have had no drive to play for like 3 daysWhat's happening
>>486866561Burnout, did you go too hard on expac release anon?
should i dump 8 mil for the new hairstyle they added from maps
This happens way too often...
>>486864394You literally see a thread full of people literally talking about p*rn fetishes yet you persistently harass me for having superior opinions than yours..........Recognize my divinity and lick my soles clean.........
seishun complex orgasm denial...
>>486866342They're literally a fucking ai made from the memories of someone who died ages ago. At this point it's akin to fucking an ai chatbot.
>>486866704god i hate that pornsick pedophile
What does she want?
>>486866472What do *you* believe? What is Sphene's actual age?
>>486865814Oh, try and avoid the thread and asking questions like that until you finish the expansion. That was a spoiler.
>>486866673NTA but may I...
>>486866417nunh ya bizness bucko
i want to turn the tables on seishun complex (gilgamesh) after she's been teasing me for too long and pound her bratty pussy senseless until i'm relieved!!!
>>486866748To remind you her goals are the same goals she's been talking about every 30 minutes.
>>486864421But I liked doing mythic+>>486864476I think this is it. Whenever I want to do a raid, my prep just involves me studying a pattern over and over and I feel my interest rapidly fading.I just think its just how "gamey" it all feels.Its not asking for my mechanical knowledge or reflexes, its asking how well can I memorize a video guide.
coffee break
>>486866526>>486866727>implying anyone cares about lore when they're jerking off
>>486866748Your hole.
EX2 lads, it's looking grim.
>>486862996why do retards who make these charts keep putting the good attribute on the -x axisfucking mongs
Uh no Wuk, we really should fix their culture. We should kill whoever was involved in this horrific experiments.
>fetish anchor got deleted after over 50 repliesMy femra thanks for the participation. Personal favorites were the impregnation ones (aside of my own reply, of course).
>>486867005>tacowari da
>>486866656I know that feeling
>>486867005I can't believe that lala would ask multiple times for an EX2 PF and then close the thread to go to the Quicksand...
>>486861285TransformationImagining the raid bosses slowly transforming into their monstrous forms as they consume feral souls gets me so fucking hard.Also futanari
anyone want to call CC queues on dynamis soon? i can call if no one else does i just am bad at it somehow
My moonie lost 5 pounds overnight and is slightly concerned
>>486867005what's your totem count at fellow ex2 bro
>>486867087That's what I'M SAYING...>>486867112It is what it is bro. I don't want to shame my fellow lalafells but god dayum, just commit to something sometimes...
>>486865158based multiboxer
>>486866727>ai made from the memories of someone who died ages agoI absolutely believe the Endless are alive, and Sphene is right to be insulted when people say otherwise. I still think it's stupid to eat flesh-and-blood people to sustain them
What would Sphene smell like?
So we agree that when the people were making sphenebot they didnt know anything about the queen because they just made her as the vision of how they perceived sphene to be.this can be observed when she doesnt even know what her favorite food is.
>>486867084>Yoshi designed an entire race where racemixing leads to death and is actually a bad thing Based
>>486867005I know bro... my logs.. so much green...
>>486867214Sexy
>>486867086I didn't participate in the anchor but my malera is going to breed you over and over until you bear his kids, making you a mother as you were always meant to be
>>486867214brand new GPU smell
>>486867245she likes taco
>>486866417nuhn-uh
>>486867245>this can be observed when she doesnt even know what her favorite food is.That's actually a good point, I hadn't even made the connection
so what's the purpose of BLU besides fun side content
>>48686717874 as of right now; I've been neglecting EX1 bigly because the darkness wings are way cooler.Trying to see if I can cap out on 99 this weekend so I can shift my focus to the other one.>>486867291Everyone is or was a green at one point. You'll make it bro, I know you will.
>>486860849Lalafell
>>486867214#notmyspeen
>>486867416nuke shit to farm events
>>486867245>>486867385Except the context of it was in the food presented at Solution Nine. She wouldn't have eaten any of that and her past as an old dead queen wasn't revealed yet.
>>486867214ozoneAlso stop posting this off model picture
>>486867426God I feel for you man, I'm on 88 totems for ex1 and I haven't touched ex2 in like weeks cause i'm focusing so hard on ex1.
>>4868671645 lbs of nut lost to femra
>>486867416really good at wrecking overworld shitunique weirdness when doing raids
>>486867416one shotting annoying lv 50 trials for WT that will go invul on any other job
>>486865779not a chance
NIII BAO ODINN
>>486867179>>486867291You know what, bucketIf there's some general interest we can go without the lala. I'll feel bad when they see that they missed out but they should've been looking. I'm waiting on 1 other to finish some chores then I'll put up a PF in about 15-20min so we can go. I'll try to make the post as obvious as possible
I am a lalafellthat is improvingyay.
FF14s Fomo is old raid sets.Its nearly impossible to grind them out because they refuse to change the acquisition of these old sets even though theyre irrelevant.
>>486860849lalas
*sniff*smells like up dog in here
>>486867416Fate farming, nuking ARR trials, and a different spin on old content.
Look at me, look, I'll take your breath awayYou'll pay the price if you deny meMy throne is here at the ArcadionCross me and that's your headOh gods, again, I really should have said (Ah-ah)Give, me love, forever just becauseI'll be your queen bee Honey B. LovelyI'll be your one and only championI'll be your full-time royal, worship meLove me again, until the end (Ooh)I'll be your queen bee Honey B. LovelyI'll be adored by workers near and farI'll let you be my lil' drone honeySo long as you never cross me
>>486867416Free teleports for life, morbol mount.
>>486867416farming mogle tomes faster every 9 months
>>486865760Can't you clear quickly and have shit dps? I'm talking in the case of a consistent progger who doesn't make many mistakes.
>>486867580It really just be like that. So hard focused and locked in on a particular fight and then the grudge sets in and now you're spamming the one fight over and over and over until you win... wagmi bro.>>486867658If I'm not in a PF and/or leaving soon, I'll come through.
>>486867658that sounds like fun
I dont want to go back into ex farms...
>>486867759>My throne is here at the Arcadion>Second to last placelol Okay, bitch.
>>486867005I'm not getting over the 90 parse and it bothers me. Got wings on drop 21 tho so thats neat
>>486867567she could have brought up any food and then if she did have the memories of spehene then and it would have been a food that would have long been passed down over the years even if she couldnt eat. you can see how hard shes struggling to think of something that they enjoyed to eat even in the past.
>>486867708Yeah, you are the dog.Now c'mere and start licking my feet like the good puppy you are~ <3
>>486867759/grovel
I want to dye the calfskin rider hat blue and then use it for a glam, issue is, what should the rest be when I want to retardmaxx/autismmaxx?
>>486867308but my career... I'm not ready to be a mother yet...
>>486867693????
>>486868002Hello server and name????
>>486868002kys nigger
>>486868002*woof*! *woof*!
>>486867245she's a robot that can't eat and was looking for a way to avoid breaking the illusion in front of everyone. if she answered and you bought her one, what was she going to do, smear it on her visor?
>>486868002u-uh... h-hey...
should i spam cc for meager xp or attempt to farm criterion today
>>486867992>she could have brought up any foodNo she couldn't have I just told you she hadn't revealed who she really was yet. Pay attention.
>>486868002*puts on collar and gets on all fours*
>>486867693i tried to solo o12s and got my ass beat in less than 15 seconds, it's pretty bullshit
>>486868107Your career doesn't matter, you were born to me a mother and that's what I'll make you into. I'm sure you'll be better at it than you could ever be at a silly career anyway. I'll provide everything you'll ever need, my darling wife, mother to my children, the carrier of my legacy.
>>486868002*kicks you like a football*
>>486867084You can't punish a race of people for the equivalent of kicking themselves in the cloacae. They've already punished themselves
>>486865607Phys ranged in general is fucking ass>You either have to pick a high cpm job>Or you have to pick a job which is just procs Why isn't there just a cool phys range, not proc roulette or heatblast autism. I'd be down for one with cast bars like machinist in pvp. Something slower than all these high speed phys range we have now
>>486864808I fucking hate Garleans. Disgusting forehead eye freaks. I’ll never understand why the Eorzean Alliance lets these vermin live. I’d love to kick a Garlean in the head. Just run up to one full speed and catch his head full force with my steel tipped toe. Punt his head like a blitzball . Every single Garlean freak deserves the firing squad, and extensive post death mutilation. Garlemald(what’s left of it LOL) will burn, and may Hydaelyn sunder my soul again this very evening if I’m lying. Anyway, that’s why we should blow up Garlemald.
>>486868002*stabs u in the ass with parasol and opens it*
mrow~
>>486868182Spene: "Oh my favorite food is an Alexandrian tart but they dont happen to have any here right now and im oh so full"its that easy
>>486868145Female Sunnie>>486868164Female Elezen>>486868171Catboy>>486868187Femlala>>486868272Male Veena>>486868363>>486868398Male Elezen
>>486868002And people wonder why you burnt ass potatos get called lewd lalas?
>>486868048try Winter Sweater and Tonberry Boots
>>486868314wow dc?
>>486868271You can either get in the blanket or you can continue to suffer, the choice is yours.
Bros, how did he do it?
>>486868391>I'd be down for one with cast barsThey'd obviously never do it after the Corsair fuck up but Cannoneer would be perfect for this.
>>486868521Dynamis..
>>486863254Pose?
>>486868431I'm a malera, not a male elezen :)
>>486868528Nice Blank momojibro
>>486868271Blessed image
we need to stop violence on melves we're the most oppressed group in all of eorzea
>>486868405rawr~
>>486867693stop being retarded and use party finder
>>486868546I didn't get this either, what were they expecting us to do, have our alligator climb up the waterfall?
juicy butts, please!
>>486867416Making people farming old fates for events, like Yo-kai, seethe like those losers deserve.>>486867775They seem to have removed this, which sucks.
>>486868532>blanketNTA BUT WOOOOOOOOOOOthat's what I'm here for, that's what it's all about.
Why was sphene getting nervous when she saw a robot looking at her if she could just body hop onto it?
>>486868528May I plap?
>>486868803my wife moonie
>>486868431Bzzzt wrong, im a Malera
>tomestone healer gear with piety>sch weapon>sge weapon>ast weapon>body>legs>boots>neck>ring>raid gear with piety>hat>body>gloves>neck>ringget rid of this stupid fucking stat
>>486868808zoraal ja controlled them when she didnt
>>486868807All femlalas will be made useless and fat, relegated to being a comfy pillow that converts chicken nuggets and headpats into sleep
>>486867674Grats!>>486864808Garleans are the worst. I don't understand why anyone would want to RP as a Russian.
Can male characters post their bare backs...?
they're throwing a birthday party at my favorite away-from-home afk spot and base of operations and I don't want to intrude
Is Bakool Ja Ja calling Wuk's brother a one head like calling someone the N word?
>>486868907>anon actually wants to be forced to use lucid dreaming
I just finished the Origenics dungeon as well as the subsequent trial. How many more hours of MSQ do I have to slog through to be done with this?
>>486868973HmmFemlala post
>>486864808>Garlean>Has shit taste
>>486868726nyah!!!
>>486868959Damn... my femlala does still like being an independent individual so that's a bit too subservient for me BUT I'm sure there's plenty of them that'd love that!
>>486869021what the fuck is wrong with Ninja
>>486868907the savage and endgame tomestone gear always has options for a 0 piety build (except sometimes with rings). quit your whining.
My femezen has gotten whispered compliments every day with week...
>>486869021Pictomancer is going to ruin literally every fight with downtime. Bosses are gonna be full up time targetable nowadays because it
>>486869072Hriggerlover
>>486869037Any half-decent healer player uses it on CD anyway
Finding it kinda hard to justify in my head studying EX2 and dealing with shitty people in PF when I could just boot up a singleplayer game and actually have fun.
>>486864808Why are all Garleans fucking pedophiles
>>486869051few more hours if you're watching CS.
>>486869037An entire stat that only healers can use but it does nothing except give mp regen. Meanwhile the tank only stat got buffed and is now 80% of determination plus damage reduction.
I mean this in the nicest way possible but there are some people that are just not cut out for 'hard' content at their current skill level and shouldn't be anchoring pf groups when they can't handle themselves, don't know the basics, don't remember what was in the guide they watched, and can't accept criticism or the fact they need to improve. when I type "gl o7" and leave the party after multiple wipes to the same thing with clearly no improvement it's because of shit like this and I don't go out of my way to create confrontations either I just value my time and leave without creating a fuss. I know the party said "learning" and I'm trying to help them clear after printing out dozens of totems but there's a limit to what I'm willing to deal with especially when I don't have my own mount yet
Okay to make piety more appealing it will now also boost damage dealt and healing by a considerable amount.Happy now?
Damn this shit got intense
Plans for the evening in Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail?
>>486868803This moonie isnt even real. I saw them the other day and walked right through them.
>>486869286Yeah, I act like this.
>>486869107That is why...Its correction...Those thoughts, those opinionsYou will have no need for those...
>>486868765
*melds lightning resistance*
red femrathat's it that's the post
i ordered a pizza with pickles and i'm going to do shaaloani fates
one more FATE left.......
>>486869286Lotta words.Ain't reading all that >>486864808>Garlean>Likes the underaged girl
>>486869338im gonna finish the msq finally
>>486869361RED
>>486868314W-when you put it like that it doesn't sound so bad... maybe I could make a good mother and wife...reading that actually made me blush irl
>>486869361Sex with redra
>>486869364Big red flag
>>486869338rub one out to some modbeaststhen extremes
>>486869201What, are we now going to claim that Livia was 15?
Have you SEEN the size of Remus' cock?
>>486869345Ah... I finally understand.Well sorry, I have no wish to be corrected. Only mutually comforted and respected as a housewife...Good luck blanket anon.
>>486869303immensely
>>486869146Forced downtime is for trannies and no one likes it
>>486869338Time to unlock and run Arcadion, I guess.
>>486869338played until 89 on samurai I'm fucking tiredI hate levelingneed to continue level all the DPS
>>486869442How cute, you were definitely born to be a mommy. I can't wait for my kids to run into your arms after coming home from their first days at school, just like you'll run into my arms when you know you want even more of my kids.
>>486869146how many fights even had downtime in ew
>>486869286You're right but>when I type "gl o7" and leave the party after multiple wipes to the same thing with clearly no improvement it's because of shit like this and I don't go out of my way to create confrontations either I just value my time and leave without creating a fuss.There is absolutely nothing wrong with doing this and it's the most socially well-adjusted way to handle it if you're convinced they won't improve
>>486869515He promised to show this femlala after we did fates but then he just swapped to nin and shukuchi'd after and kicked me from the party...
>>4868693382 more clears of everkeep Maybe do callouts for Dynamis CC
>>486869541Obsessed
>>486869021>6 year old contentwho cares
>>486869515nope, but now im interested. do tell.
>>486869442Grown ass fucking men
i am a face 2 catmanwho made chicken katsu for dinner
>>486869206Really, that's it? There's a whole other dungeon and trial too though, isn't there?
shan't be doing THAT
>>486869361
>>486859530ugly tranny femezen
>>486869746>leaving the funnest raid
>>486869674>swapped to nin and shukuchi'dInsanely on brand.
>>486869746i wish i got nier tower in my roulettes...
>>486869361i'm taking your bait
>>486869819holyfuckingmoly
>>486869739>chicken katsu If you weren't a catboy I was gonna say Sun Rosa post but instead I'll just say based
What is the protocol for healing as a Sage in PvE content?What do I do for AoE healing?Is Zoe really nessacaryIs the one thing that boosts the heals by 20 percent really neededIs pepsi ever needed in casual contenthow do i get better in it for 8 man content on controller?
>>486869885Heh hook, line, and stinker
>>486869819I need those red breasts in my mouth and those red hips in my hands.
>>486869819Maybe I rub more oil on this Tomato?
doing MSQ
>>486869000>N wordgo back
>>486869741Even speedrunning with skips, the last zone takes around an hour, and then around 20 minutes for a dungeon and 10 minutes for a trial, add on however long it takes to wait in queue. Staying to watch cutscenes will stretch that out, because there's a lot of them. But mostly you're going to deal with running from NPC to NPC and occasionally click on interactable objects.
>>486869893i dont know who that isany tips for making a better tonkatsu sauce? im not sure the one i made is good
What was HIS deal?
>>48686982660 minutes in an alliance raid is not fun. Die a slow death.
>>486869361same
>>486869885/dote
>>486869746me but with lota/syrcus
>>486869131What color is said femezen?
>>486870051WILD
>>486870051there is butt one master in assphodelos
>>486869640P8s to P10s and P12S. Picto would hard abuse high concept downtime
Feels like this game is really anti-social. I try to strike up random conversations but no one talks a lot, stays around to banter or group.
>>486870105FREAKS
>>486870051Having the best raid song in the entire game
>>486869819please no... my inventory...>>486869819stay oily queen
>>486870069Gonna be honest with you chief.If you are going anything but face 4 as a Xeno color aura you might wanna just fanta to white.
>>486869338roulettes and then male character meetup
>>486869258What should they change piety to? Because you're right.Just making it also 80% of det increase would be boring. What if it gave 160% as much healing increase as det? Healing increase isn't a desireable stat compared to damage, so seems like it'd be fine.Or what if it lowered cooldown of skills, not spells like spellspeed? That'd be neat.
>>486868520Oh that's good
>>486868715Stay strong brother
>>486870051Misunderstood lyrics.
>>486869917>Is pepsi ever needed in casual contentIt's not needed really. There was a fight where you could use it where you'd preshield before the fight and get an immediate heal right after the opening mechanic which was a forced 1 hp mechanic.
>>486869515someone post the PAY ATTENTION TO ME drawing of this loser
>>486869498>literally groomed since she was a child by Gaius
>>486870032Well alright. I AM watching them despite myself. I didn't think it'd be that quick. Thank you.
>>486870140Funny, I just got a static out of a random ex blind run
Garlemald is a mix of Rome, Germany & Russia
>>486869819>>486869885>>486870069Hello ladies.
>>486870140my experience tooi tend to blame myself wish i was more interesting or better at small talk
>>486869338Leveling stuff and maybe some CC spam.
>>486870051least mentally ill malezen
>>486870168wtf did they add a bait box to fisher? you don't need your chocobo bag full of them anymore?
>>486869637They need a lot of siblings to play with... I'll make sure the dinner is ready for you when you come back home and give you a kiss every morning.
>>486869819Built for instant loss
>>486870341I'm gay
>>486870051YWNBSD
>>486870362nice pic
>>486870037I use ketchup, sriracha and shoyu but its still a little off. It's not as sweet as what you'd usually get from a place that serves that sauce.
>>486870542>>486870542>>486870542>>486870542>>486870542
>>486869819is that rue with the lil breeding dock chub???also need the panties mod PLEASE
>>486870429>I fully got this
>>486870334>>486870351S-same. I don't know how to continue conversations. Feels like I'm poison to people desu.
>>486869917use kerachole for literally everythingcombine zoe with philosophia, physis, and then pnuemayes just do it and the taurochole to top up after TBs or general auto healinguse pepsi for topping up between pullsplay with a keyboard
>>486870303NTA but here-Remus
>>486870382What a good wife. You really will be perfect. I'll make sure you always feel beautiful and loved for everything you do for me too
>>486870168can I see your tackle
>>486869917>What do I do for AoE healing?Pneuma, your HoTs (if they're enough), whatever the aoe skill is costs addersting, gcd shield+pepsi if things are fucked>Is Zoe really nessacaryIt's really nice for pneuma>Is the one thing that boosts the heals by 20 percent really neededDunno, maybe in savage>Is pepsi ever needed in casual contentNot really, I only use it if people are messing up badly and I'm out of tools to the point where all I got left is gcd shields>how do i get better in it for 8 man content on controller?idk man, I play on controller and never had an issue. Mess with your hotbars or something.
>>486870375based goofball we are never getting a proper tacklebox. the bait is stored in my inventory>>486870341ser your head??
>>486870341what the fuck even is your race????
>>486870504i tried with ketchup, hoisin, onions sauce, and some sriracha
>>486869893wish it were me god damn>>486870037in my experience, i find it's just easier to buy tonkatsu sauce. it's a very simple recipe normally of ketchup, sugar, shoyu and worcestershire iirc but sometimes, I miss the nuances that makes the restaurant/store bought stuff real good
>>486870286based
>>486870702it can only be corrected with thigh squishing>>486870705malera
>>486870394I don't know about that..>>486870558https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/110193
>>486870461Thanks anon.
>>486870783based i forgot worchester sauce
>>486871345Np!
>>486871057>https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/110193i will now obliterate my dick (again)
>>486870069This redra is a very cool person
>>486870248The problem is that while it would be great for increasing the uptime of all heal spells it would make jobs with damage buffs more annoying
Permission to schizopost in the final fantasy general<The Gambler>
>>486872351y-you too
>>486872618On a warm summer’s eveningOn a train bound for nowhere
>>486872895/loveheart t.purple haired bun on Crystal
>>486873131Figured lmao, then the statement remains! hope you two are enjoying DT over there
>>486873048its just an endless cycle
>>486873202Yea! It has been good times with our friends, but I do miss the alter gang a lot too. Here's to hoping data center visit restrictions get lifted soon!!
>>486863645You better learn about it because it got to the point discord had to change their bot policy
>>48687400spoonfeed me
