>Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 3: Wreckedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fRBmXtfo_8 >Quests, stats, shophttps://fortnite.gghttps://fortnite.gg/statshttps://fortnite.gg/shop>AFK strat pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/YdrVy46s>Season XP Leveling Pacehttps://www.fortnitexp.net/>Mission Alerts for StWhttps://freethevbucks.com/timed-missions/>Crash the Party in Chapter 5 Season 3: Wreckedhttps://www.fortnite.com/news/crash-the-party-in-fortnite-battle-royale-chapter-5-season-3-wrecked?lang=en-US>Wastelander Magneto Emerges in Fortnite + Magneto Gauntlets Pack a Punch in BRhttps://www.fortnite.com/news/wastelander-magneto-emerges-in-fortnite-magneto-gauntlets-pack-a-punch-in-br?lang=en-US>Fortnite Festival Season 4 - METALLICA lights up Fortnite!https://www.fortnite.com/news/fortnite-festival-season-4-prepare-for-battle-with-metallica>Lego Fortnite v30.10 adds Cozy Mode and Expert Mode!https://www.fortnite.com/news/lego-fortnite-v30-10-adds-cozy-mode-and-expert-mode>Fortnite Crew July - Persephonehttps://www.fortnite.com/fortnite-crew-subscription>>487205098
Polarbros won
Robert telling you to go back to sleep since everything's been datamined already
Where the summer skins?
>>487255246>>487255274FUCK YEAH!!!!!!! I CAN MAKE LIBTARDS SEETHE FOR FREE!!!
>MuskMobile is freeNOOOO I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO DAB ON CHILDREN AND HATERS WITH MY EXPENSIVE RIDE
>elon made sure the cybertruck was freeI fucking kneel.
CYBERTRUCK FREE HOLYBASED ELON
>>487255343cute.
>>487255347But the shop sections doe...
skins this patch + the wolverine + deadpool
>>487255343Did he get a Fall Guy bean? No? Sorry bud, you gotta wait some more
Elon is the epicest man
Now the trannies won't be able to escape the cybertruck!
fuck I wanted to whale for the chadtruck thoughnow all the stupid f2poors are gonna have it and ruin it
>This one's on me. Enjoy.
>Broken windshield decal
Anons, the PC update isn't up to download yet, is it? I turned my PC off, but want to DL the patch as I sleep.
>>487255420Fucking this. Literal manchildren itt.
>>487255532So fweaking based..
Are all the quest to get the cybertruck gonna drop at once or will they spread it out
WE WILL BE BUYING THE TESLA CYBERTRUCK
>libtards gonna see the Cybertruck in every single game guaranteedHoly based thank you Tim for saving me the veebees
>>487255573it is
>>487255453>adidas skin icons will permanently be basic bitches instead of the infinitely cooler looking maskssaved me money there. thanks epic!
>>487255551>all those options and not a single good one
Is anyone actually excited about the Cybertruck itself and not just it being associated with Musk?
oh yeah and also this chick
>>487255453>Crew skin has tranny colorsWe better be getting something good for September...
>>487255551>no tits>no hips>probably no ass eitherThey did my girls Headhunter and Ruby dirty.
>>487255556Lmao, just get that baseball throwing emote and it's perfect.>>487255627Thank you.>>487255669I wouldn't say I'm excited for the truck so much as the funny jokes and such that will drop as a result. Free is free, anyway.
>>487255453Well small consolation them using the nights girl over the usual female default. >only one original male skinsigh....
>>487255641They are customizable fuckhead
>>487255689?? This isn’t new, this is a hella old skin
This is easily the worst skin drop of all time.
>>487255376Think of it like this, future latelets will seethe when they see you flex on them in your Cybertruck.
I don't care if the cybertruck is free, I am not swapping off the fairlady
>>487255757I don't care shithead
Don't want the car even for free.>>487255689Nah she's from chapter 2. nothng new. they just gave her a bundle
>>487255343CUTE
>>487255757The profile icon when you use them will not change though. Yes I am this petty and it's the same reason I didn't buy Nathan Drake despite him having a game style. If Gummy Fishstick can have a changing portrait then so can every skin
>>487255453we won't be buyingwhere klombo Peely
>>487255824It's an SUV skin, retard. Which means even more people are gonna use it cause no one has one yet lol
>>487255824Based Dan
I just took a big fart ama
honestly, customization looks decent>>487255764>>487255870ah, my mistake, unironically never seen her ingame or in the shop
>>487255858These look horrendous
>>487255824The Nissan is so fucking good honestly I don't blame you>>487255858>Another skin locked behind a 4 year old battle pass
Saw the headshot of the alleged new Crew skin, but are there no full-body/pack images dropped yet?
>>487255453I would've considered buying Blair if you could pull down her dumbass hoodie, why does Fortnite ruin skins like this, are they stupid?
What went wrong?
>Only two original malesWorst update ever
>>487255858>that's supposed to be peelywtf? should look more like this
>>487255937it's hard to remember the SUV is customizable in my defense
>>487256078She's encrypted
>>487255669Looks ugly as fuck so probably not.
>>487256108Grrrr she doesn’t look like heckin’ anime!
>>487256108whoever actualizes these concepts into the game really doesn't like cartoony styles, do they
>woke retards seethe about cybertruck en masse>epic panics and makes it free in response>now everyone will own the cybertruckHahahahaha!! First Biden and now this.Leftcucks can't stop taking L's.
>>487256108>concept art is cute>made her into a trannywho do I blame for this
So DJ Bop has an unfinished Lego skin in the files but she's not in this update? That's fucking weird.>>487256108Christ.
>Thought this was the samurai bird skin on twitterGod dammit epic why must you tease me this way.
>>487256192so true xister
>>487256068How do you get that decal? Is it default??
Holy based I love Epic now
lawl
>>487256108we could've had a cuter machinist but they fumbled the bag so hard...
>>487256108She looks almost the same aside from a couple simpler or removed decals. Maybe it just wasn’t a good skin in the first place.
damn...
>>487256108HAHAHAHA
>>487256176I forgot SUVs are single color so I can't give it the scheme i want
>>487256270>releases in trans colorsOh. Oh boy, this is going to be a twitter splitting skin, time to avoid all conversations of that shit.
>>487256040I'm kind of surprised they didn't go with the Ripper this season. It seemed like such an obvious choice.
>>487255453Easiest skip patch of my life my 1700 V Bucks are safe
>>487256270>>487256319persephone was just a lil bit too good for new crew standards so they had tomake sure she was surrounded by trash skins
>>487256209The faggots who were shitting on brown ladies days ago. I called Tim and told him to make all white girls ugly in revenge.
>>487256251Rocket League BP
>>487255367BASED BASED BASED!!! all of my saved vbucks i can spend it on something good now
>>487256270>>487256319>>487256346>no ass, tits, or hips>isn't even underage coded so can't pretend she's underageIt's shit.
>>487256482SNU SNU
>>487256447They want to punish people who buy crew for 2 BPs
>>487256108Not a male or anthro male
>>487256463Unfortunate
good luck guessing who's who
>cybertruck is freelolwe're ALL getting it lmaoit's gonna be everywhere looool
>>487256482Cane out so much better than I expectedThank god
>>487255551>When you pick a mask, the body skin also changesthat isn't a mask, that's a species transformation.Another Taokaka type skin for the sex dungeon pour moi.
>>487256482Ok they didn't fuck her up too bad
>>487256463>Have to grind in a completely different game just to get the better version of the carWhy they have to do this
>Thought that we'd finally be getting some interesting female skins for once>Nope. Just some bitch wearing a maskFuck sake bro
>>487256108The prophecy comes true once again...I kneel, artistGOD
>>487256649>have to play a car game for the carFUCK
>>487256482Based!I'm buying this cute lesbian.
>>487256270>>487256319>>487256346They couldn’t let us enjoy getting a good crew skin for too long (Persephone) so they released this shite
>>487256583>placeholders like the legos>we're now forced to deal with the shitty chapter 5 launch shops again because not every skin and emote has fall guy supporti'm killing myself
Red Dead Redemption 2 collab.
>>487256528lol imagine if jing was july instead of persephone. now that would be pure evil
>>487256662>servers downBLUDS?!
>>487256583Some of these have to be placeholders, but some look pretty good (like the homebase bots)look at how bad peely is
>>487256583I really don't understand why they even bothered with this
>>487256319I kinda like she/her. Very unique look for this game.
>>487256583Tek randomly getting a really good one is so funny
>>487256319>og style is called machinist's legacyDaughter confirmed??
>>487256583why even bother with placeholders? just don't put anything there at all
>>487256802>competitionThey're rivals.
>>487256674Don't look at us. We didn't get anything for us this update, and the Crew skin is some ugly tranny and not an actual dude.
>>487256662You can take the masks off, that skin is a headhunter
>>487256482honestly? She looks cool. best skin in the update.
I think that's it for skins, personally this style is probably the best for meRate the update /fng/
So do you lads thing that new Boss Obsidian/knight guy is related to Gildhart? I see a number of similarities.https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=8992
>>487256845Ok this one looks a lot flatter than the previous screenshot ew
>>487256721>Rockstar slop
>>487256721>rdr2 before a vice city collabwell its cool that rockstar is in fortnite but whatever
>>487256721You better pray I never fucking find you you piece of shit
>>487256891Berry cool
>Update is assFestival is my only saving grace, they better add something non-braindead to play on pro lead, please, no more slop.
>>487256482Can you show her with the helmet?
>>487256721Don’t believe you
>>4872568918/10, some of the skins are actually good (cinder, deadpool looks like a MVC3 version, and a few others) and fall guys is finally hereplus free tesla, I was going to spend 2500 vbucks on it as a meme lmao
>>487256903They have the same model.Just different shoulders and helmet.
>>487256971you are just going to believe it? despite the watermark of the person who made it in the middle of it?
>>48725689110/10 cybertruck is free, libtards unironically gonna uninstall and beg for a "controversial" car skin setting so they baby eyes can stop seeing it ;(
Shop sections are DICK. Cyber truck is carrying this update
>>487256891Polar Patroller Lego/10This one looks fine, but all of the other skins are the same generic garbage we've been getting all year that leave no lasting impression, and the Crew skin for August is the worst one by farCybertruck being free is a nice surprise, and I might get the Deadpool/Wolverine skins
>>487256583YOU SHOULD KNOWYOU SHOULD KNOWYOU SHOULD KNOWGRRIZ THE BEARhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBB7fgwM6F8
>>487257080>he doesnt play along to fake leaks to trick othershow new?
>>487256721If only this wasn't a lie.
>>487257113Hey Elon, you still RP as your four year old son on Twitter?
>>487257172This. So much this.
CYBERTRUCK IS FREEEEEEEEEEE I'M EATIN' GOOD
WHERES MY KLOMBO LEGO UPDATE TIM YOU COCKSUCKER
>>48725689110/10 because free tesla.Leftards be seething lmao.
>>487257040
>>487257194that shit is only tricking retards which is many of the people here to be honest
>>487256721TEX NO
the other part, and i think there are moremotherfucking peely got 6 of them
>>487257281exactly
I'm more concerned about whether cosmetics from Fall Guys carries over properly. If they don't, then shit's turbo extra fucked. And you'll never see Gordon or Miku in FN this way anyway.
My theory is that Epic is saving all the good skins and collabs for Marvel season because they know that shit is gonna flop hard.
>>487256554They got you covered
>>487257357I think the aim for these is to be a lot more generic than Lego so they don't have to hold back skins
Epic gave us the dogshit skin to punish Crew BP double-dippers. I'm convinced.
How many non-placeholder fall guys skins are there?
>>487254523>>487254710>>487254713You had plenty of time to get the actual skins, I don't see how you could miss out on the actual Deadpool, unless you're some faggot latefag.
>>487257469only double dippers on retard time
>>487257357>>487256583>Epic makes skins that look identical to one another>Other company has a hard time trying to make the skins look "different"Epic being the biggest troll to their design team over there
>>487256108How come they managed to translate the machinist pretty well into 3D but this one ended up looking like shit
say what you want but they unironically look cuhlean
>the Rue with watermelon duck backbling and fried chicken pickaxes driving a cybertruck
>>487257469It's become a pattern at this point to release an absolute dogshit skin whenever there's a new BP
>>487256721>t. can't read bottom text
>>487256108her entire set fucking sucks so i can't even cope. was really hoping the pickaxe would be decent at least but nope it's all trash. what a letdown after persephone
I want to have sex with Rebel.
>>487257450No i'm saying thay female concepts are constantly different when going 3d while most males stay the exact same.
Did I finally manage to wait for my own Polar patroller???
>>487257565I have the original skinsI like X-Men I don't like celshading in this game Simple as
WE WUZ
>>487255343I will never understand why they don't give him a Black/Brown Bear style with Forest Camos and run him several times thru the year
>>487257469I only ever double dip for the pass. the skin being good or bad is a non factor.
>>487257275Nice actually tempting for me but I'm broke
>>487257748Lunalux, please.
>>487257901Who? (Don't answer that.)
Test
Finally some good fucking food
>>487257853Wendell will get a style before Polar ever does, screencap this
>>487255494You literally are oneShut the fuck up and rope already
>>487257942The OG Rebel owner of this general.
>>487257750means the female concepts surveyed poorly but the male ones surveyed well
>>487258027based
>>487255343does this imply he's coming to the shop soon?
>>487257772You and me bothHope he appears in the shop this week
>>487258036I don't care about some tranny. I told you to not answer.
All I wanted was a fat ass blue eyed Adidas Ruby and they fucked it up
>>487256678>Can't play car game that's in Fortnite>Have to play car game that's outside of it
>>487256362PLEASE seek immediately professional mental evaluation and help
marigold got a bean, now please rerelease her epic
My only complaint is knowing they're gonna drop feed the Tesla so tranny seething will be on hold
>>487258196>I told you to not answer He's a rebel like that
Are there no pictures of updated shop tabs?>>487258124It's possible. Happened with RTL after she got a Lego.
>The Fallguy beans will likely cause another LEGO situationGOD
>>487258280If its dripfed, then they'll be begging for weeks to replace the tesla with another car futilely
ok this looks dubious
Sex with Lunalux.
>>487258124not a guarantee but definitely a strong possibility now that there's a legohappened with quite a few skins
https://old.reddit.com/r/FortNiteBR/comments/1e9jnf3/im_sorry_but_theres_no_excuses_now/>Redditors genuinely ARE seething over thisWhy?
>>487256649Takes like nothing to get there thoDo the weeklies out now and you're there
>>487258364All Fortnite originals They might not make Beana for Collabs?
got the shark, getting polar bear soon, and then I'll be missing only one skin I truly wantsurely he'll come back... until then I'll seethe every day, I can't get over it
Wonder how the lego pass gonna look like
>>487256482>>487257275https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViXSzU8UjbI&t=0s
>>487258484anon...
>>487258484>being this newYou deserve it
>>487258484did you seriously start fortnite in 2024? holy shit I wouldn't have bothered 95% of all the good skins in the game are FOMO'd out of existence
>>487258484How late of a fag can you be good lord
>>487258484Helsiebro...
>>487256583JUST FUCKINGRE RUN STW SKINS MANYOU DID IT FOR MACHNIST MINA AND METAL TEAMSTOP KEKING OUT TO GOD DAMN REDDIT OF ALL PLACESTHAT DOESN'T EVEN BUY SHIT
>>487258484Hope you get Oscar one day, bwoHe's what kept me playing
>>487258484I started to play solely because of Oscar.And with Polar I will finally have my 3 most wanted skins - Oscar, Wendell, Polar.Everything else is a nice bonus.
>>487258518Isn't it Klombo? I'm guessing a butch of tropical/rainforest themed stuff.
>every fallguys skin looks like a placeholder except meowscleslmao
furshit skin https://x.com/spushfnbr/status/1815675671043047631
i dunno if this is a normal model or lego, but that gecko from the concepts also seem to be on the works, that's probably the last thing about skins, goodnight /fng/
>>487258412Space Man BadAlso Elon destroyed their propaganda machine so they can't censor and hide stories as effectively as they used to
>>487258621guy that posts this here, started with this chapter in december, but i've gotten basically all the skins I wanted besides old collab shit. i genuinely do not give one iota of a fuck for most of the skins in the game otherwise.
>Myths and Mortals was unironically some people's first seasonGrim, so very grim
>>487256176>Tesla SeriesMore Teslas coming right up.
>>487258817>he's coming for lego klombo passLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>487258862You can thank the "fortnite bad" movement
>>487258817Oh, hell yeah.Really bummed about no hyena man, but glad we'll (hopefully) be getting the gecko.
ONE LAST THING BEAN FLASHBANG
>>487258862. . . . .Underground was technically my first season although I didn't playI started playing only Festival once Gaga season started And I didn't start playing BR until Wrecked
>>487258862Gate, so very gate
>>487258960>all placeholderswow it's nothing
>>487258893>More leftie tearsYum!
buildup for next season btw
>>487258960who the fuck is this lmao
We're so in it
>>487258484best you can hope for is that battle armor survey version.
okaynow give the beans guns, where's my fall guys battle royale with zany ass combat instead of platforming, and punch boxes/exploding pineapples don't count
>>487259093Probably that pajama skin that can use a meowskulls mask, suit looks generic doe
>>487259093kit
>>487259093HOLY SHIT NEW MEOWSCLES MY BALLS ARE ABOUT TO EXPLODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECATLASCATLAS IS REAL
>>487258412Seems like a good reason to hate the thing IMO
>>487258484>>487258621So fucking what? The gameplay is hella fire. FOMO is a stupid mindset. Just cosmetics.
>>487259215Are /pol/ or /o/ fags angry? I can't tell anymore
sheesh!
>>487259215Where does this apply in Fortnite?
>>487258323Stranger things skins are coming back on the 29th
>>487259270Literally nobody plays Fortnite solely for the gameplay, stop it. if they did this entire thread would be all default skinposting
>>487258817Nice. Still hoping the dragon still gets made too.
i just see a condom man
>>487259215The main post was complaining that the Cybertruck is in Fortnite just because it is associated with Elon Musk not the actual car itself.
>>487259551I think they intentionally made these as low effort and shit as possible just to avoid another Lego situation
>>487256583>>487257357he he
>>487258412>cybertruck is free>now everyone wants ithttps://x.com/iFireMonkey/status/1815664271096692790the ones who pissed and sharted a few hours ago about it, i bet
I WILL use the cybertruck skin to make trannies seethe
>>487259551I wish I was able to make funny jokes.
>>487259534>if they did this entire thread would be all default skinposting>He thinks /fng/ is representative of the entire Fortnite playerbaseAre you retarded?
Really glad we'll be able to get these
>>487259649Based and same.
>>487259619Just like all the initial LWGO styles, these were likely made with AI. Expect them to get replaced at a similar pace as LEGO.
Festival is based
>He/Him
>>487260013That man should be working on getting more Gorillaz or Weezer songs, not seething on xitter
Rebel has been on my wishlist since I started, but I already have a main skin... I don't want to buy any more skins since I regret buying them because I really only want to use my wife, but Rebel is just so sexy. I want to buy Rebel... but that'd be cheating...I need to stop letting the little head think for the big head.
>>487259534>if they did this entire thread would be all default skinpostingCosmetics are just a fun bonus. Not necessary.
>>487260013I will now play your rock band clone
>>487260013>even Epic employees seethingDefinitely never unequipping it
>>487260013People like this are NPCs
>>487259534Oh, so no matter where you go you wear the same outfit.
>>487260206just buy her. 1500 is not that much :/
Fennix, Volpez, Bryne, Oscar, Guff, Some variant of Meowscles/Kit/Meowskulls, Burning wolf, Thunder, jellie, john llama(?), grriz. Surprised bryne be axo for once. Unless I'm missing him somehwere.
>>487260013I love how libtards use Elon's free speech platform to rag on him, and then turn around and criticise him for allowing "nazis" to practice free speech on his platform. Clown world and they can't even see it.
>>487260206i'd consider rebel were it not for the weird handbag purse being a part of her and not just a backbling
>>487260013>i heckin hate elon, he is a piece of shit! pay with your wallet folx>*posted on the site he owns*>heh now go buy the $150 plastic guitar made by children in thailand for 2c an hour cognitive dissonance
>>487260013Isn't this basically campaigning against your own company? It'd be hilarious if he got fired for insubordination/campaigning, lmao.
>>487260013Fire him for being retarded, No wonder Festival is a messEpic needs LESS of these faggot cuck redditors.
>>487260359Oh missed the nitehare bean. the cat ears made me overlook him.
>>487260206You sound like a faggot.
>>487260013They collabed with Travis Scott and Balenciaga, too. There are several Nike collabs, don’t think I need to get into why Nike is considered “problematic.” What’s this niggers point?
DONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
>>487260013Real question. what did elon do to make yall hate him so much? i don't get it. he's trying to push people to mars and creating high tech. my family uses tesla solar energy and we've saved so much money. the cybertruck also looks cool. so what's even going on with you and elon? real question./
Ugh did we just lose Elon bros?
>3. That truck looks fucking silly and the CEO of that company is a piece of shit
>>487260635he tries to play both side so he always comes out ahead, but he does it so transparently that its embarassing
>>487260013THEY SEE ME ROLLING, THEY HATING
>>487260646>nonbinary skins of FortniteWhat? Do people fave fanfiction headcanons about skins like that?
>>487260635He bought Twitter and allowed actual speech on the platform. Also he's endorsed Trump and openly come out against wokeness.That's really it. That's why they hate him.A decade ago these people were singing his praises.
>>487260627Not really a big fan of green day but I'll take it over more pop slop
>>487260705is that really it? i don't even think it's that big of a deal
>>487260646>Literal headcanons
>>487260635he's yet another rich idiot that thinks he's the best and cool enough to play with everyone but doesn't realize he's "how do you do fellow kids" to the extreme.
>>487260627Hopefully it’s the entire album.
>>487260627Hopefully that damn Green day finally comes back
>>487260646nyoooooooo! elonbros... it's over...
>>487260413Moralfags are the most retarded because they grew up with anime and fake niceties. The whole world has always been rude and these adult losers just started noticing it now.
>>487260646>14 hours ago when we didn’t know it’s a free car>he admits he would buy this car just to drive it with a tranny skin
>>487260705>>487260774I really thought Elon did something fucked up. so it's literally nothing.
>>487260732he's done plenty of sus shit in the past like having that alt account where he pretended to be his son or reinstating some dude's twitter after he posted child abuse
Servers up yet?
>>487260852he also tries to directly manage thingswith twitter it has worked out pretty well since all the major companies are sucking his dick again, but with tesla he's fucked up the brand constantly
>>487256482do we have a date when she coming out ?
>>487260762>not only gonna make leftards seethe and want to uninstall but even Epic employees as wellHoly shit I haven't been this excited to play a new update since I started please please PLEASE don't be drip fed I need it now
>>487260797>he admits he would buy this car just to drive it with a tranny skinLmao. Reminds me of the Genshin Impact "boycott" a couple of days ago.>Mihoyo is racist for not adding blacks!>No, I will not stop playing the game even though I say I would boycott the game!
mental illness https://x.com/splatoonfan138/status/1815642667067334806
>>487260990>Muscle mommy skinI'm coming.
>American idiot is a free jam track >in the same quests were you can get the Cybertruck Someone at Epic is really angry
>>487260954explain to me how the 50th company in the fortune 500 is somehow fucked up
>>487260982She's cute but I would have preferred Peni.
>>487260762>>487260013>Grown ass men with pronouns>One worked on God of Soi shitLolLmao even
>>487261084lmao
>>487260982>Gwen in a tight bodysuit all over again, but cute Asian girl with nicer hairCunnyfrens, are we winning?
>>487260705He doesn't really seem like that when he lost a son to the troons YIIKing out over his shitty n64 car being in the game. He's like, transparently normal with his politics, which makes him far right wing nazi in psychotic bolshevik eyes. >>487260982Wait, we're getting the fucking nympho maniac asian girl who lived in a bunker and goonded to Peter, later using her pheremones to force him into sex that he didn't want? THAT Silk? Why the fuck are they still pushing this weird fetish bait character, is she in Spiderverse 3 or something?>>487256108>>487256482LETS SEE THE ASS , that's the one thing that I care about since I'm going to be looking aqt it all game, and I won't stand for muscle milk being this tasteful and having a pancake ass.
>>487260852i mean cataloguing what i remember>fell into his riches rather than being a true self-made man>spacex isn't really pushing anything all that cool or interesting, he's just pushing for corporatizing space>man is pushing for neurolinks in people's heads, and the test subject we know about now has straight up permanent brain damage from the tests going horribly awry>bought up twitter thinking it was an easy buy that he could make profit on, solely to proclaim freedom of speech; immediately started muting people who criticized him and then fucked up handling twitter so hard it became an irradiated cesspool even beyond what it already was>tesla products hardlined into incompetency where the cybertruck is basically a barely-functional pile of shit scam>continuously feeds off of twitter drama like it's his new thing, stirring shit with other people so he can self-fellate about how awesome he is, even tried to do a boxing fight challenge with mark zuckerberg for the e-creds only to back out after a prolonged period of silencehe's no one special. the people offended are the people that are addicted to twitter drama as is, but generally he's just another footnote in history of a crappy guy that tries to make everything about himself.
>>487260954>Major companies are supporting himTell me why every ad I get that site is either "pray Trump/Christ" or "buy crypto"
>>487260990Probably tonight.She's the new Rocket Racing season starter pack.
>>487260982It's quite literally just a chick with a mask how does one draw a conclusion to this?
>>487260982I tried to make one way long ago but it looked weird with coloringEven when I did the white. MAYBE this could be good
>Really want to get American Idiot>Don't want to even contribute to the progression of the cyberchudwhat should i do?
>>487261294Do the propaganda
>>487261294Welcome to a new kind of tension
>>487261240>>487260982Looks more like Hush's face.
>>487261239> real money pack i'm fucked t account buyer
>>487261239I was tempted to buy this, I like the car. New one is too much like the scorpion from season 1 bp
>>487260982More spider waifus. A friend for my Gwen in my locker. Maybe capeshit is not too bad at all.
>>487261294stop thinking through emotions
>skins aren't up on FNGG yetWhy the fuck do I use his code then?
>>487261070She is lesbian. Stop pretending she is your mommy, incel.
>>487261294Go to a therapist so you can get meds
>>487261493lesbians can be mommies too you homophobic
>>487261414anon be reasonable. these things take time.
>>487261197>and the test subject we know about now has straight up permanent brain damage from the tests going horribly awryThe only known patient is Noland Arbaugh. I don't see any new information about that.
WE'RE UP!!!
ITS UP
>>487260982>battle pass skinVery cute. I hope we get an even amount of male and female skins at least, or maybe even more females. C5S1 and S3 BPs have had more male skins than female.
>>487261294>Cybertrucks gonna be everywhere every game>playing will inevitably make progress towards the challenges Leftards gonna struggle this update
is the new all melee ltm active?
>>487261621https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/05/elon-musks-neuralink-reports-trouble-with-first-human-brain-chip/Apparently it was some improper installation and the chip got loose, no damage but "air in the skull" dislodging it, I wouldn't let that shit near my head my entire life.
It's over.
>>487261890FUUUUUUUCKWHO DO I FUCKING BLAME FOR THIS
its gone.
>>487261772Based!Honestly I use only female skins so a female only pass would make me feel excited. Especially if it's a capeshit pass.
>>487261890>>487261945Can't believe they had the fucking balls to ungyatt THE quintessential coomer skin.
>>487261890Nnnnggggghhhbhhhhh
>487262056how the fuck do I perma filter people who say nothing but some variant of this, if I can't physically maul them I at least want them to not be seen.
>>487261940someone who writes he/him in his twitter bio.
>>487261890>>487261945I feel like this is an overaction
>>487262056>>487262128im giving them a (you) out of spite
>>487261890where's the ruby anon I want to laugh at him
>adidas skins have some colors locked so you can't hide the logokek, they predicted people trying to do that
>>487260982>>487261321thought it looked a bit familiar
>487262158>unironically throwing aa bitch fit because I don't want to deal with off topic chronic mastrubatorswow, such a hero, go get splattered on a sidewalk
>>487260982>>487262250Thank god
>>487262158>>487262251Different anon. I am also giving them (you)s because you seem like a turbo sperg.
well fucking around with fall guys templateit's.. certainly fall guys. maybe snappier than that game but i can't tell for sure. you can still apparently spot / waymarker things, and you get the randomized default FG emotes from the button but no wheel
>>487262128>not knowing regexlmao
>>487259534He's right. Really the whole live service games as a whole has showed companies will cut all content to focus on skins and grind. Live service games are no different from gacha games.
>>487261890This just means Hangtime Ruby and Nike won
>>487262225You can do it for the hat
>487262383>you're a sperg if you don't want to see people gooning publiclyI'm glad me not @ing you faggots directly is making you seethe uncontrolably, only a weak pedantic bitch would act like you lol
>>487262159why all of them? I understand one of them but not all
>>487262383>>4872625021st anon you were replying to, I am also going to give that anon a (you) and lmao at you still whining, you're like the epic employees mad at tesla
What a weird Ruby 2.0...
>>487262502>>487262158>>487262383Giving (You)'s to the guys giving (You)'s in protest against lego(?)
>>487262604Her face got fatter after those 6 years
i can't believe a free car is causing all this pointless arguing. it's just a free skin and it's a stupid meme one at that so if nothing else at least it'lls be funny seeing people drive that shitbrick
>>487262723Leftists are deranged
you can mess around with fallguys in creative, you jump like fucking 5 times higher than in normal fall guys
>>487262723no i must morally grandstand any chance i get
>>487262798Gboon more like Gtroon
>>487262798holy soul
>>487262502I dislike the tiktok zoomers that say "gayyt" everyday and you don't see me seething about them.Grow some balls and let people enjoy things, you fucking faggot!
lmao
tola from arknights looking ass mf
>>487262159>He unironically bought allHoly goy
>>487255246>Built for any adventure>Except driving >Except carrying luggage>Except being safe when it crashes>Except going off-road >Except when the gas pedal gets stuck down>Except when it's cold and the door gets frozen shut>Except when the wheels disconnect and lock up
>>487263150seething redditor ngmi
>>487263150cry about it
>>487263058SOVL
Polar
>I swear, it's on sight if you're rocking the cybertruck. I'll drop a mythic to a player actively shooting at me if it means killing you, a cybertruck user. I will chase your ass into the storm and die for it if it means you die too. I will make it my sole goal to blow up your goofy ass apartheid toaster, wins be damned.
>>487263212Why would I be seething? My car can do all of those things
>>487263336I want him in the shop NOW
So the altering the mask colors changes the color of the lips and eye shadow when not using a mask.
>>487263350>*Gets ran over like a retard by a Cybertruck with a spiked bumper and smashes his monitor in his raging shit-fit*
>>487263350You might disagree with the reason but playing for the dub is cringe. Playing for the funny is based, the man is based
>>487263436They made Headhunter brown. Fucking hell, that's unforgivable.
>>487263336>fall guys fortnite has been in the works for at least a year>99% of the skins are placeholders Holy fuck lmao if it took them this long for placeholders they're never making real versions
>>487263350>zoomer lives are so shit they must seethe at a shitty car in a kids game
Anyone checked in on lego fortnite?
>>487263541>they made an ugly bitch uglier
>>487263529>being sent into a seething spiral is "fun"Yeah ha.... Sure man.. So fvcking zased...
>>487263546Retard.
13 more days till fnaf drops now
>>487263612Not up for another 3 hours
So, what are the quests to get the song and car?
>>487263634Looking at how people raged over the sniper, primal shotgun, etc. Targeting the shitbox is better
>>487263150seething troon
Update is shit. I'll just try to beat the storm king again today.
I want an Elon Musk skin now
>>487260982I'm still hoping for Robbie and the Hell Charger.
>>487256246I hoped this would be crewinstead, it's some ugly ass troon
>>487263541Not seeing a difference.
>Rushin' Around got lego suppport this updateBros...
>>487256716I hope the fucking streamers call it out this time
>>487264017Maybe not skin color but she looks fatter
>>487263838Seething in my car from 15 years ago that outclasses the rapist truck in every which way
>>487263773no idea what those have to do with a car but ok. still struggling to see how seething at a video game car to the point of throwing your own game is fun
>>487255551>finally get a Klombo skin>it's an ad for a clothing brandHate hate HATE
>>487264075>Tea Time and Lunar PartyTea time will be very comfy in Lego FN, but Lunar? Lmao, gooning emote for what, the leg holes?
>>487262604>shiny skin and big lipsbuilt for faceporn
>>487264278That isn't a Klombo retard, read the name
>>487264278its not supposed to be klombo, its based on the axolotl
Can beans do emotes?
>>487264075Now that Biden fucked off they got no reason to keep pretending they hate russia or something.
Finally some fucking good songs
>>487264138>"Throwing"It isn't that important, if I'm not working on a quest I hunt down medallion owners and if I kill them I take the things into the storm
>>487264742>fade to black made it inwe are so back
>>487264781>i will charge into the storm and die if it means killing you>not throwing your game>not seethingkeep telling yourself that man
>>487264742what songs?
>>487264403Allegedly one of four at random. Maybe getting FN emotes later.
>>487255478he actually didin fact most of the furry squad did? i think the only one I didn't see are cerberus and Oscar
can't believe crew reruns were a lie... i really wanted joni to come back, her entire set is super cool
>>487258957>>487258912why does he show off his navel
>>487265146It's not a lie. It's coming with OG2 along with legacy passes. Virtual doll collectors will tell you otherwise
>>487265146forgot to mention, its also coming with free BJs from your favorite skin (it will come out of your screen and into real life)
>>487263946I still want Epic to release the J. J. Abrams skin they made in C2S1Let me play as the chubby Jew Epic
>>487264742SAD PATROOOOOOOL
>>487264986I'm saying unless you're playing for money or your grandpa soul "throwing" br match is okay, honestly better than sweating out.
I really hope we will get Paw patrol collab eventually
why are they still shilling Hope
>>487265412>raging at a digital truck is totally normal broIt's not.
>>487265239that'd be nice. joni is the only skin that i really want but legacy passes still have a lot of nice ones like lennox and agent jonesy>>487265304now this i don't think it's happening until chapter 7 at the very least
>>487261493Alright I'm sorry.
>>487265646She’s Jonesy’s wife
>green day song is actually Holiday
>>487266050don't care not getting your cyberdump.
Why do jam tracks get louder after a few seconds of previewing them?
So is the truck dropped or not?
>>487265646Because she's the new face of fortnite chud
Where's the Cybertruck quests?
>>487266419>>487266393at daily quest resethttps://www.fortnite.com/news/unlock-the-cybertruck-in-fortnite-by-goin-on-a-summer-road-trip-with-the-squad
why is every fortnite update like 10gig
>>487265646Because the higher ups at Epic noticed the disturbingly low amount of HopeXValeria smut
>MrBeast drama>Not buying his skins before he got cancelledMissed rarity.
>>487266514>July 31st is when we can actually get itFUCK
>>487255246Friendly reminder Elon Musk is a pedophile.
>>487266792If the supposed victim says it's bullshit then it's pretty obviously bullshit lolRight wing twitter freaks need to know when to give up and come back with a 2nd attack
>>487266882I do not care.
>nothing new in Lego FN>no new pass>sprinting is broken and doesn't work>cozy mode brite bomber doesn't show dialoguefix your shit and maybe i'll spend $100 on the actual physical lego sets TIMMY
>>487263436I'm gonna get these I think, I just love cusomization so much
>>487264421>pretendingBeing a sheep going right instead of left doesn't make you not a sheep, moron. Russia is one of the founding members of BRICS, a coalition designed specifically to supplant, destabilize, and replace the US Dollar. There is no scenario as an American where our currency getting fucked benefits you. Even if they weren't a shithole full of scammers and antagonistic retards, they continously try to do shitheel actions and have proven themselves untrustworthy. I don't have to care about Ukraine to know it's a bad idea to just let them have a shitload of fertile land.I want the CIA to interfere with MORE antagonistic countries MORE of the time and I'm NOT KIDDING. You do not offer a handshake to a neighbor who openly declares your front yard belongs to him and has a club dedicated to making your life worse.Also they're a problem in fortnite because so many of them are account sellers and AFK to grind out battle passes to sell.
>>487266882Where's the kung fu practice emote Elon??
>people actually thought they were getting another Lego passIt was a one off
>>487267131Now I wait to buy Solo
>>487266889>abuse victims never defend their abusers
>>487261890It's so funny that they do this, when the current bundle most targeted at children (brite agent lego set) has a giant ass
>>487267131Nope, they're waiting till Marvel season #2 starts so they can do MARVELLEGOBATTLEPASS
>>487266889He admitted that Tyson was sending him "edgy" messages and they planned to meet once he was 16. It's still incredibly inappropriate behavior for a college aged man >>487266792I really hope Jimmy was totally unaware of all this. Jake claims he knew all along and if that were true then I dunno what I'm gonna do desu
>>487267414It feel more like a personal attack towards gooners that only use Ruby and play on those godawful RP maps.
>>487266889Why did he deleted the tweets? My guess the victim has stockholm syndrome or was paid since they are rich as fuck
>>487267472Or because they know no one gives a shit about Marvel anymore so they need just as much emergency shit as this season
>>487267650And the fact that a minor typically doesn't know they're being groomed.Heck is Tyson pulled that on me if I was youngun I'd probably go along with it because of the assumption that you'll be rewarded heavily for working your way into MrBeast's inner circle
>You now remember the "Deserted: Domination" UEFN multiplayer map and what could have been, but won't because kids only go for low-effort clickbait, and so no effort is put into maps as a result.
>>487267986maybe first person will give us more maps like this
>>487267876Yeah, absolutely no one cares about Marvel and that is why nobody cares at all about the upcoming Wolverine and Deadpool bundle coming, no sir.Are you that for real, faggot?
they're making another official Lego game built into fortnite in the same vein of those Lego Batman / Lego marvel super heroes / Lego Star wars GamesInvincible wave 2 sometimes next year Fnaf collab isn't with fortniteKarma police music track either this week or nextFreddy Krueger & Jason skins for fortnite maresNo collab planned for holidays Dragon ball > JoJo's > jjk > Naruto > one piece (all being discussed, not final release order)Donald mustard wants to return and write something for fortnite Deadpool collab for the movie Tik tokker skin q4Kpop fortnite festival season 6Chapter 6 is fantasy themed (Either a lotr collab or Harry Potter I can't tell they look the same)Chapter 2 og won't play out the same as chapter 1 OGMarvel passDr doomSuperior iron manReed RichardsRed hulk skin planned for Captain America movie
>>487268367Yeah I'm for real. Movie is gonna do bout 500mil max, marvel doesn't have that pull power anymore.
>>487268212I hope so. I'm on PC now, but even back when I was on Switch, it looked amazing compared to the base game, and didn't even perform that poorly. There are some so-so FPP maps using jerry-rigged cam placements that get a few players, but it's a mixed bag overall, and doesn't feel particularly fluid or complete.
>>487268531Red hulk not related to marvel season, I don't know how to green text and format shit on this website
>>487268568but honestly its just wishful thinking on my part, in reality it will just be endless red vs blue maps and 1v1 maps but in first person this time
>>487266889The tranny retard openly liked and contacted shadman frecuently, he even had loli shadmans printed on his house if that is not enough to convince people then the twitter crowd are retarded
>>487268531Sneed Richards is a safe bet next season. We have Doom already though unless they're making a cope.
>>487268654just put > at the start of the text, newfriend
>>487268531Do you know if we are getting jailbait Ashoka?
>>487268806Kikepex and shiina (who slept with a minor) BR said there's some green cape textures in some set for next season that's somehow indicates it'll be a doom skin because the placeholder art they used for next season was doom, no doubt it's a marvel season but the evidence isn't that good, how would they even do a cope, his original is literally just doom, you can't get more doomier than doom
>>487268531>the karol g festival season got scrapped
Oh shit my account is gonna get banned!
/fng/ Br Meast is cool but we don't support trannies here
>>487269107Haha I get it thas awesome friend thumbs up*Wink wink*
>>487256108she cute
My nobody's take on pedo trans Mr beast stuff is that I keep seeing people who like smiling friends call out krister beast for having shadman art or something when the newground apes who made the show they like have worked with the manFaggots just pick and choose who to hate based on the quota of the week, I'm just tryna catch a vendetta floppah
>>487269305>she
>>487268998>He didn't believe anon the first time
>>487256108>frecklesnothing at all anon :)
>>487268531BASED FUCK ITURD MONKEY AND SHITNA
>>487269107zased
>>487270612Based freckle appreciator
90GB Xbox update for what purpose
>>487271564https://x.com/FortniteStatus/status/1815674138486301070not intended
>>487268998>>487270164>the karol g festival season got scrappedany more sources on this at all? i hope so, i don't give a fuck about spanish music
LAST NIGHT WE LET THE LIQOUR TALK, I CAN't REMEMBER ANYTHING WE SAID BUT WE SAID IT ALL!
>>487261084He's African doe
>>487271728if the leak ends up being real then she will get replaced with kpop which is basically the same slop
>>487271564>Xbox player POV with a 90GB and the servers getting ass fucked by everyone downloading at the same time
>>487271564Yeah.. 86.94. Isn't that the size of the entire game? What a fucking joke.
I wonder what the twink lizard's name gonna be
>There are people in this thread that STILL think the """leaked""" roadmap is realHow the fuck are you guys this gullible?
>new rocket racing questsThat one anon that just finished the last set isn't gonna like this...
>>4872715645th update this year this has happened lmao
>>487268531>Real>Real>Real>Idk>Real>False>Idk>First I'm hearing of it>ok>Yes>Season 7*, no scraps >Real>Real but doesn't mean anything, it's just chapter 2 og>RealReal
>>487255246Where is truck?
want play fortnite but it's updating at a glacial pace
>>487274939July 31st is when all leftards uninstall
>>487275182Really? I thought I will be able to buy it today.
>>487274939>>487275315https://www.fortnite.com/news/unlock-the-cybertruck-in-fortnite-by-goin-on-a-summer-road-trip-with-the-squad?sessionInvalidated=true
>>487275315its going to be free from quests but not all quests will be out right away
>>487275315It's free but timegated
>>487272636Anon, we know the voices in your head are loud and that you talk to them but you don’t have to scream at us.
>>487275431>free>>487275448>freeWhat the fuck
>>487271201kek
>>487275404As long as the quests aren't annoying. The capture the flag shit with the pirate pass has been cancer. It's been like trying to keep zero goals in rocket league when everyone leaves or scores their own goal like that's there was only 30 seconds left
How is the new crew girls ass?
>>487275973ehh doesn't seem too bad. kind of annoying it needs to be with a party. guess I'll hold off on doing my quests until I my friends are on (or I just no life it with an alt)
>>487276754Stop.
Oh nvm he cool, hope he has his own lobby pose
>>487255824>>487256068The Fairlady has a big window and you cna be killed from the passenger seat if someone hops on you ride so i just use the backfire
>>487277103I like him a lot, he feels like a counterpart to Gildhart
>>487276902>party>creator made islandsOkay I'm not getting the ugly truck then. Fuck that.
>>487277361>cybertruck haters have no friends to party up withgword
>>487277607Nah it's also all the metaverse shit, play some other shit game instead of playing the game. Grind some shit content made by 12-year olds instead of BR.
I’m happy that muscle girl looks good but I’m fucking pissed I have to spend $10 for her. I have like 15000 vbucks!!!!
>only crew skin so far to have its hair color changed for one of the shared styleswhat's with the special treatment
>>487278112Dang. Persephone with black hair for the gold style would have been so hot…
aubey
>>487277327Same that’s what I was thinking, shame I don’t have a red/black wings
4 hours into updating, at 25%What do they keep doing to these Xbox updates
>open game>awarded the magneto gliderDid they just give up and give it to everyone?My last 3 games last night were ones where I died almost immediately so I can't have done the quest via play
if you still spend money on this game you are a pathetic fuck
>>487278587$20 on stw 7 years ago and I've been able to buy every battlepass and have been able to amass 600 skins alone, founder bros stay winning don't care
>>487276902Bot lobbies will probably count for the battle royale quest requirement
imagine being a founderlet
>>487278742You have to play the awful stw like a job which invalidates all of that
does the xp quest counter not update in real time anymore for creative maps?
>>487279091A survivor city mission takes 5 minutes to do, 99% of dailies can be done here, if not, reroll themI spend less than an hour on stw a month and get thousands, no excuse Esl btw
I just got to work but I hear I can get my wife's car as a sportscar skin?? What do I need to know?
>>487268531>Fnaf collab isn't with fortniteI would unironically drop this game if this is the case.
>>487278587I wish she was the crew skin. even the hobo looking girl would've been better since i'd at least get a cool baseball bat
>>487279091are you against unlocking things in video games? is that not essentially what being a founder is? gonna play Mario Odyssey and complain that I can't put 3.99 into my switch to unlock the purple Mario costume
I like the adidas drone.
>>487277361>Earning a certain amount of XP (SOLO OR with your party) in creator-made islands
>>487279695paid rocket racing pack like the mateus one. still not in the shop but it's 10 bucks and you get a nice skin with the car
>>487279843why is the adidas logo shaped like a cannabis leaf?
>>487279695rocket racing is starting its second season soon, the car included in the quest pack is the boss car used by machinist and scarr, including the decals used by them
>>487279091>he doesnt play stw because he enjoys itlol
>>487279783It is the case. There's no Freddy-related anything in the files and it was supposed to be in August. It was also never a big enough franchise in the first place, Fortnite is for stuff like Marvel and Nike.
>>487279985Idk but I'm smoking weed right now brother haha 420 snoop dog in fortnite In 16 weeks brother!
>>487279927>>487280002damn, guess I'll finally see what the RR grind is like. But I'll do it for her. thanks anons.
>>487268531This is like 96% fake, don't believe any of this, it is straight up entirely fake excluding jason and kpop
>>487280282if its like the Matius one then you don't even have to do the quests since that one eventually auto completes if you don't do the quests (I don't know the date it auto completes)
>>487280184Based there’s not much better than marijuana and the doggfather
>>487280368Every week you faggots make some long list of nothing burgers(munchers) that never comes to fruition
You have to do the 60k xp on creator maps things for the tesla car or it's useless?
I did it!
>>487280180>There's no Freddy-related anything in the fileshttps://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=11336you WILL be dabbed on by toy chica's big pink ass
>>487280749Just go to youtube, search "fortnite xp map", filter by uploaded in the last hour and clickplay on the first video you catch
>>487280830sexo feet cato
we are back
>>487281732we are so fucking back
>>487281732FESTIVAL GODS
>>487281732Boomergods I kneel
>>487281732WE’RE LEAVING TOGETHERBUT STILL IT’S FAREWELL
>>487281732wow 2 good songs and 2 abhorrent ones
>>487281732Thank you
>>487281732>final got some Alice In Chains>not man in the boxWe were so close
>>487281732I wanted Pulse of the Maggots...
Holy shit all the new aidsdidas skins are so bad lmaoThey went out of their way to ensure chill challenger has 0 hips even, let alone ass
>>487282831surely you mean rooster
>>487281732Based festival man giving us great music while dapping on Elon
>>487281732
so whats the best way to get the creative xp every day for the summer quests? just those afk xp maps?
>>487283606Unironically TikToker Tycoon
>>487283470kek
remember when i leaked this a week ago and people said it was fake lole
>they made it free because they knew nobody would want to actually buy it
>>487283829link your post babe we aren't all here 24/7
>>487283004They're alright but the customization is mediocre and making ruby flat is just weird
>>487283890it's free until august 6th just so there can be 20 cybertrucks per game and make you piss and shit your pants, it will come back later as a paid bundle
>>487283829forgot file oopsies>You must wait 1 minute and 40 seconds before posting an image
>>487283890This will sound insane but I wish they just let me buy it. I don’t feel like grinding even more fucking quests.
>>487284139Pretty sure it drops on Aug the 6
>people complain you don't give away much lately>give away something a lot of people will make a point of never usingpretty funny
>>487284089IS THAT A BLURRY SCREENSHOT OF A OBVIOUS COLLAB
>>487284089well if nobody believed that it's because it's clearly not Fortnite and isn't even the skins we are getting It isn't a leak to guess that Disney is shilling product
>>487284238What is this implying?
How many quests do I need to complete to unlock the green day jam track?
>>487284363Nothing honey. Go back to bed.
>>487284415ONEaccrue 60k exp in a random exp map off youtube and boom, you're done
>>487281732INTO THE FLOOD AGAIN
Rolling, if this post ends with an even number I will break the founder code and buy the muscle girl
>>487284580Well that's convenient
>>487284238Huh? I don't get it? Huh?? What does this mean? Is this a joke? The meaning of this is unclear to me. Hmm? As a Fortnite player I am ignorant to the implications here? What could this mean? Has anyone deciphered this? *scratches chin and makes thoughtful noise* It's just so... unclear to me. Could this be commentary? A joke, mayhaps? Ermm... hmmm... ?
>>487284238you're making yourself gay again
Holy fuck, the cybertruck is free? fucking kino, I like it
>>487284238wish i was as insane as you
>>487284238you and your brats will be slaughtered in your churches transphobe
>>487285262Don't say the bword or you'll wake up the Helsie sleeper agents.
So now Sica has a sister Just like Ruby has Opal, and also like that relationship one of them is hot and the other is a hideous freak
Cyber truck is free?Sirs how do I redeem??
I wish it wasn't free, I want people to know I specifically bought it
>>487286013you do the quest saar, free cybertruck from sir elon himself
>>487271564Downloading cryptominers.But for real, what is it downloading? Is it just reinstalling the game?
>>487285629Both are hot. Sica is still the best though
>>487285629they both look fine but I really wish they wouldn't apply the whole flat ass thing to EVERY skin. some skins I can understand but a female that muscular will not have an ass that small. its makes zero sense. I'm not even speaking in a sexual context. it just looks silly lol
Sorry if redundant but can the cyber truck be unlocked completely solo or are you forced to play with a party to get it?
IGN thinking they still have pull lol
SHES CUTECUTE!!!
It's grim. We aren't even fighting for tits or ass anymore, just to have the women not have ugly faces and masculine bodies
>>487288091it’s joever… wanderer is doom
>>487287870>IS ANYONE HAPPY!????>On X>Verified
>>487268531Looks like complete bullshit but these are all boring enough for them to be plausible for modern Fortnite. It's just 90% shit we already knew, more skins for collabs already in the game, or debunking shit people actually want. I already checked out when the season started and it doesn't look like Epic has anything good planned for the next year it seems
>>487288091aside from dr. doom, which marvel characters fit these constellations?
>>487287870"Journalism" like this pisses me off so much, it's designed to do so and it works.>This thing got mixed reception, meaning it has about the same number of positive and negative reactions.>Therefore, we'll showcase all the negative reactions, which you will either strongly agree or disagree with (it doesn't matter because we get paid based on views).>Despite just saying that the reactions were mixed, we'll call the negative reactions "widely-shared" because we agree with the negative reactions.>Also, the opinions of employees are worth double, so we'll showcase them even more here.I HATE JWORDS SO MUCH.
holy shit
>>487288578should just rebrand the game as Marvels: Fortnite
>>487288801>Machinist clone not even 2 months after the original released>monocheek diaper butt muscle girl>hoboWho the fuck is buying these?
>>487288510Yeah I unironically might stop playing. Just don’t get excited about the skins anymore
>>487288718...its literally fortnite characters lolHope is HopeGhost is Midas (and/or his crew)No clue about the sword thougg
>>487288510>>487288801Feeling pretty bad for latelets who don't have any god-tier female skins to latch onto, since it seems obvious there will never be a good one ever again. They don't even appear in the shop anymore.
>>487289053isn't it a bit early for a cope hope? midas would be cool though
Grim
This doesn't seem very good for kids
>>487289402nerfing ruby is crazy to me. she's the quintessential butt skin and they still did it
>>487289642Shes not ruby though
the state of new ruby and headhunter
>wake up>want to see the skins on fngg>it's currently being flooded with a shitty jpeg of EVERY SINGLE BEANWhat the fuck, man?
>>487289365The hsc got copes in season 4, 3 seasons after c4s1, the hope cope (if it happens) would be for season 4, so it wouldnt be the firsf time
>>487289402If is see one retard posting side pics saying it's still the same size acting as if definition isn't important i'll lose it
>>487289402I don't think you guys understand Fortnite prints money and they never have to listen to player feedback ever again. Epic Games could basically transition into a bank at this point, it's so cash solvent and has so many ties to monolithic companies like Disney. Any fun you may ever have with this game will be in spite of Epic's decision-making, not a direct result of it.
>>487289402fascinated to know why they're doing thisare gooner youtube channels that big of an image problem?
>>487289723>Shes not ruby though
>>487289826that explains it, i'm a latelet so i didn't know. thanks anon
>>487284089I miss the ps3
are the summer quest/ road trip connected with creative shit? im not doing that
>blue eyesnot my ruby
>>487290496She got contacts :)Also ass reduction surgery.
>>487271201I remember when season 2 started everyone was getting 1488 XP for doing mundane things like opening chests and getting kills. How the hell did they not notice the funny number?
New raptor on August 6th (probably)
>>487290729not my ruby
>>487290853Holy shit he's alive
>"Why does Fortnite suck so hard now with its skins?">this is the average person who plays it now
>>487288801her ass is shaped like a pimple. I fucking hate the epic games design team so much
>>487291339>redditor>average person
>>487291339I am convinced this is Tim Sweeney angrily hammering at a keyboard in his empty mansion.
>>487291497The average person these days is still trying to figure out how to fit the different shaped blocks in the holes of his toy
>>487291339smells like a paid shill to me
Yes! I care about the ass of a Fortnite skin! And if the skin has no ass, I'm not buying it! Simple as!
>>487292085NO BUT YOU SEE U CANT BECAUSE >6 paragraph essay about why I'm not allowed to like something because of how it affects society
>usually have 100 posts when i sleep>almost 700 or somethingwhat did i miss
>>487292805Update night retard
>>487292805a patch with skins that had potential but were ultimately squandered (rerun #26)
>>487292868>>487292947is the cybertruck really free
Amidst the rising tide of horrible beastly hambeast or else masculine boyish women, and gay retard nigger skins for men- I cling tightly and desperately to mommy chun-li's muscular thighs for protection
>>487293000No
>>487293000It's the decal that's free
>>487293000yeah, a mission unlocks everyday
>>487293000Yes
Lol>>487293000Yes
>>487293000Just the decals
Fall guys should just use the existing, regular human skins- and instead of fall guys it should be takeshi's castle / MXC themed
>>487293409jit trippin' then jit fallin'
>>487293309>>487293468https://www.fortnite.com/news/unlock-the-cybertruck-in-fortnite-by-goin-on-a-summer-road-trip-with-the-squad read anons read
>>487260982trash af
They didn't even try with this lol. >Just color the whole skin with the recolor from the crewgreat stuff
>>487260728
>>487293968>this all started because of samsung galaxy tie in skinTruly
>>487267532you should watch this too >>487293998skip to 48 mins
>>487261330The only thing you have to do is avoid contacting customer service.
How do they find out if you bought an account?
>>487293000Just gotta play creator goyslop
Here's a drawing I finished yesterday of my wife Tsuki!I held off on posting it because of the update. I was planning on doing some kind of background but honestly I'm done with this one. I don't want to keep looking at the poor excuses for hands that I drew and feeling sorry for Tsuki. 1/2
>>487294490ip ranges massively changing (if joe blow logs into his account in florida and lets you log in in texas 5 minutes later they will almost always ban you for it)emails changing
>>487294490They probably check your IP address.
>>487256716C'mon bro don't you want to see the bird pack in the store again? Its only been rotated out of the shop for 6 days bro...
>>487294631At first, I wanted to do the back shot from that one dance but I chickened out because drawing her from behind was too hard. So I went for a gun pose but FUCK drawing hands on the gun is so hard.
>gonna watch kris tyson mr beast pedo drama videos while playing deathrun on creative for the cybertruckcomfy morning, need to make some coffee
>>487294657>>487294736what if I unironically travel a lot? I've never changed email or password and I can show proof of all purchases
>>487295112you can't go from florida to texas in 5 mins friend
>>487294736>>487294657So if you use a vpn you just get instantly banned? Also I don't really see why this should be a problem with a bought account, except maybe the first time you log in. Why would a bought account have different IP addresses more than a regular one?
>>487288510This is what I imagined when I read your post
>>487295232vpns are against tos
>>487294631>>487294859I'm gonna need you to read this if you want your wife Tsuki to look good
it’s murder on the dancefloor
>>487295370Alright well forget that part. why would a bought account change IP more than a regular one? People move
>>487295392loomis is a meme lolt. makes 4k a month on patreon
>>487295172yeah but I travel between states several times per week and make about 1 trip to Germany per month
>>487294490They could also go off hardware IDs so if you did travel a lot with a gaming laptop or something you would be fine since they can see it's the same laptop.
>>487294889>look up artistaubrey bros...
>>487295501that emote sucks except when its on a quirky asian skin
>>487295543if it's impossible movement then you get banned, i thought that was obvious with "ip ranges massively changing (if joe blow logs into his account in florida and lets you log in in texas 5 minutes later they will almost always ban you for it)"
>>487294631Looks like garbage
>>487294631qt
>>487295541yeah but anything's better than drawing the way he does now. I doubt he's trying to become a pro artist or whatever
>>487295541post your generic work
>>487293998>vidChrist lord, these are the type of gooners we got roaming around here
This goes hard ngl
You won't believe me but we got the rights to an MF DOOM song to release during the marvel season, no actual correlation but heehee hoohoo
>>487296231>it being generic means my money is invalidlel cope crab
>>487296542post it
suck me crab
>>487296478>£90I have one of these adult sets and it was fun to build but who the fuck is buying this to use as an ornament
>>487296542>>487296698Post?
>>487296478>18+Is that normal for it to be rated that high.
>>487295580we don't claim xey/xem/xir
The Battle Bus
>>487296769he won’t because he knows it’s bad>>487296921it’s a phallic banana
>>487297030>no Lexa
>>487297198>no [character nobody knows are cares abou]
>>487297580cope
>>487294383yeh i know but the account region is set to argentina i tried to buy crew with paypal it didnt work
>They changed the button icon on the PS4 version to the PS5 oneI get why, but it still looks weird
>>487297631fail
>>487295580I yerked it to one of this creature's selfies a few weeks ago and I felt so bad afterwards.
>>487298096pics
>Tsuki's LEGO is her human style>and her bean is as wellPain. The bean doesn't even have her iconic serafuku.
>>487298319check the profile yourself, buddy
>>487298680boomer
>new skins are all slim featureless women covered in shit that makes no sensecorpse game
>>487281732THE BOYS ARE BACK ON TOWN
the fact I know the cybertruck quests need me to get xp in a squad is annoying since I want to grind through the story and weekly quests now but also want to wait till the cybertruck quests are out
>>487299039you don't need to be in a squad though. i just did the creator island xp by myself
>>487281732Another LEGO Rock Band Track addedBased
>>487255246
>>487299376for the creative one's you don't but as far as I can tell you'll need to for the other ones, see >>487276902
>>487276902why are they punishing people who play alone first reload now this
>>487299798glep back bling soon
oh
Why are people overreacting over a stupid carThey can just archive it
>>487276902hopefully the squad quests isn't too much xp. if it's 60k like the creative one it should be fine since that's just the bonus for 3 daily's
Best Joker Skin?
>>487300463Because Elon musk is persona non grata now, because he doesn't like trannies. And as such literally anything even remotely connected to him is inherently bad.
>>487300634the joker?
did Mr Beast know?!? If he did is it over??
I HATE Fortnite Creative I HATE IT
>lego desdemona is still baldvery sad
>>487300463Because the internet has manipulated the minds of the cattle aka liberals who have been groomed into believing social issues are the most important thing in existence so they waste their lives virtue signaling on Twitter and are throwing a tantrum over a virtual car made by a billionaire who doesn’t support children chopping of their penises and pretending they are women. Oh by the way, that same billionaire owns the website they virtue signal on.
>>487301000do an xp map for the challenge nerd
>>487300742The real Joker
Can anyone vouch for FARMLIFE4? I like farming games like Harvest Moon. Is FARMLIFE4 any good for the EXP challenge?
you can unlock the ugly iconic tesla wheels by playing 8 games in rocket leaguealso there's no way to unlock the car early if you care about it in rocket league, everything is timegated, the good thing is that there's only 3 quests for it, probably for decals and then the car
lol I thought this said "honk for NTR"
>>487301496Can you get these wheels in Fortnite or it has to be through RL?
waiting for 20 minutes on a zero construction plat 3 ranked game...yup, dead game
>>487301685you can, they're probably the day 9 reward
how to look at bean
>>487301742Thanks. Do you know if we unlock all the cyber truck styles for free or are only some of them free?
is there an only up fortnite map i can do this challenge on
>>487301610ngh
it's been a long daywithout you my friend
Fortnite battle pass
I just shit out my ass
>>487301087I mean social issues matter in a society. Also if I had to leave a site every time a dumb rich dude bought it what would be left on the Internet?
and I'll tell you all about it when I see you againwhen I see you again
Booted up my pc
Cuz I need me
bros I saw a video that said MR beast is DONE!!he’s not coming back I never copped
>>487298096really nigger?
>>487302239>>487302239>>487302239
>>487303227nta but I could crank one out to that if the mood was right tbdesu
>>487301706Yup, ZB is dead.
>ntasuuuuuuure
>>487303227wasn't that specific pic but yeah I was hornyfar from the worst I've cranked one out to
look at the size of these shark tits
>>487259752are you? when did i say that
