Previous: >>487591620Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatfest announcement - Bread vs Rice vs Pasta: https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1813615910092956061• Grand Festival announcement - Past vs Present vs Future: https://x.com/SplatoonJP/status/1814148407994589645• Version 8.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v810• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
the challenge is lame
>>487803551>next challenge is slosher clam blitz
mm yum clams crunch crunch hoourp
>>487804257Imagine the hugs...
>>487804228draw me next pls?
>>487804350>Cold, smells faintly of bleach and has no affection put in it whatsoever
3/4
>>487804740full
>>487806390Imagine doing this shit for attention and not just accepting the fact that you aren't lovedJust be like me Just observe from the sidelinesNever having anyone there for you or caring about your existence Watching your previous friendships fade into nothing, because you were never worth itIt's just fine here
>>487806669sounds like someone needs a woomy hug
>>487806390Anket is my favorute i/nke/. I lpve when anket joins open rooms and hosts table turf. Anket's penis haircut woomy is very soulful despite hiding that penis haircut behind a american football helmet.
>>487807213that hug is about as real as my friendships
gggggggsssssssssssssss G, R and S
>>487807447>not having a woomy tulpa to form a genuine connection withWhat are you doing?
>>487808605Ggsss K R and S.
>>487808625careful, anon. you're treading dangerous waters
>>487806390I play with some of the alleged attackers, probably more often than the "squad" you speak of, and I didn't notice being attacked. Post proofs or stop trolling.
Tableturf Rank 205!! Now I can finally completed my collection. All 266 cards. Only took two years of non-stop Catalog completion. Very balanced and accessible game mode. I'm happy.
>>487804443post ceph
>>487810051Forgot my image, teehee :^)
>>487810557Now upgrade them all
>>487810701I'm not Ballin' so I probably won't be editing my save for that.
>>487810835??? the max is three stars, what are you on about
>>487810972it would take several thousand bits to 3 star a collection, anon
>>487810017nta but youre either lying or somehow turning a blind eye>>487311484https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/486491863/#486659975https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/486056250/#486070654
>>487811404Can you truly say your collection is complete then?
>>487811517>ntadon't lie
>>487811553The number says I have every card so my collection is complete, hope that helps.
wimp
weyyo!
>>487811637I can post a screenshot showing no (You) but you'll just say its edited so fuck off retard
>>487807213<3
>>487812565moreMORE
Describe hugs with woomy
>>487812904It should've been me. ME.
who salmn
>>487813201Depends on Flopper length.>Floplet/FlopshredderUncomfortable and stinky. Your wallet will be gone afterwards.>Himecut/Mutilated Flops/Half FlopperCold and emotionally distant.>Full Uncut FloppersSincere, affectionate and EXTRA stinky just for you. You will leave feeling refreshed.
>>487813576>implying women can't love you and smell good at the same timemeet more woomen.
>>487813890the best women are the stinkiestif your woomy doesn't smell like dead fish and unwashed neet girlstink you have a bad woomy
>>487814253>bad woomyIf you think such a thing exists, you are in no position to speak with authority on the state of wooms.
>>487814253>Dead fish and unwashed NEET girlstink*SSSSSNNNFFFFF*HOHHOOOH THE AROMA YES*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFF* *SNF* *SNF* *SNF*
i'm gonna foom woomies and you can't stop me
>>487813565i can if you are still want to fish
>>487814253>>487814390I didn't realize the team that localized S2 posted here
>>487811517But I wasn't in that PB and I'm not even mentioned in the screenshots?I mean I know the cord folks think I'm the shitter king of shitterville but whatever, I play solo most of the time anyway because there's almost never anyone online when I do play.Stop stirring up drama, it got old long ago.
Anyway would anyone fish for a king on the hour?>the bayI know, let's just get it over with.
>>487810557>>487810972go to hell, table turfer
SR room up in any case, 1/4
>>487816768They've talked about the people in discord too, many of the messages already deleted or i dont have screenshots
3922-1313-3427
>>487819259fantasy care to explain your shitty behavior to other people behind their back>>487811517
>>487817831Thanks for joining my salmon room!
what's going on here, you guys sniffing your woomies again?
>>487819259hey did you sent me a DM on discord by any chance?
>>487821067Yes. We're passing the wooms around and huffing woomy fumes to cope with the current state of R*nked (Astaghfirullah)t. Woomy pitsniffer
>>487821169Yeah.
>>487821169>>487821551>>487819259kold and fantasy opening announcing their transcord harassment
>lost to an aerospray going 2/4/7 on SZIt's funny but annoying.
>>487819259>>487821418perish
>>487822317>Instant Loss 2koma
>>487804469Those are the hugs I grew up on
>>487823181First loss was against MG spamming Reefslider into the of the zone and the second loss was an RG spamming Booyah Bombs. What a time to play SZ.
>>487817540Why are you mad?
>>487823502Humpback rotations tend to attract those types
WHERE THE YEBBIES.
Fun fact for my Salmon Run teammates: the point of the game is to place eggs in the basket.
>>487825937kill yourself
>>487826031>we lose to quota because all fucking four of us were killing shit and not running any of the eggsOops
>>487826031Please stop spreading misinformation, you're supposed to kill any and every single boss you can as soon as they spawn so that the overall threat level is quelled enough that eggs can be put into the basket later on during the wave. How are you supposed to put eggs into the basket when bosses need to be killed first? How are you supposed to put eggs into the basket when bosses are preventing you from doing said action every moment they're alive? Your claims are akin to trying to stitch up a stab wound while the knife is still embedded within the persons body: remove the problem then deal with the clean up after wardsOn a side note, players should never listen to call outs from other players as they only serve as a distraction to throw you off your own game. If you're not good enough that you need to call out to other players for help or assistance then you should stop playing
Every woomies dream
We're heading to the promised land!
maries big kahoonahs
>>487828302Dream? That actually happened to her.
>>487833219They both diedTragic
my yebby(woomy)
>>487839710Looking good
>>487839710fake anenonemone
>>487839710woomy is an enemy
>>487844520goode womynow let us have the sex
>>487844604no sexonly squimsh and feeding woomy fried tofu
>>487846673you''ll make woomy fat
>>487846673feeding woomy all the fried tofu…
>>487846956more to squimsh
>>487821067Yes
kill yourself
>>487813401>Stuck between a random Tako & MarinaParadise
Is woody in the Super Deluxe Blowjob game whose ad I keep seeing?
>>487849716>woody
>>487844604Sex with children.
>>487849965>howdy howdy howdy
Fat Hag. Cod I love her.
>>487849965yes
>>487850185THERE'S A SQUID IN MY BOOT
>When your shitmates are so incompetent you start to laugh
It is morning, may I have some CALLIE to wake up with?
>>487853594
>>487853594Get up and start the day, anon, Callie's cheering you on with all she's got!
>>487848912fat goblin... veemlet adding extra calories to her diet in secret
>>487853981uwah yes maam
Marie jiggling her little paunchy belly
Holy fuck veemo is fat
/ink/ truly is my beloved.
>>487855178Yebby hasn't lifted a finger in his life
>>487855416meanwhile yebs are easily lifted
>>487855178Veemo isn't fat her yebby is just weak WEAK!
>>487855708Shaking down yebby for his lunch money!Taking the extra 50K G that fell out and getting yourself a new gear upgrade!Showing off the new gear upgrade to shook down yebby!Shaking yebby down for more!
Veemo is fat
ocks need to stop becoming addicted to surface food their obesity rates are the highest of all the races
>>487856018Only in the right placesThose veemers just make her even more cute.
but everything tastes so good…
thick
fat veemo wishes she stuck to octarian rations, cause now she's bedbound...
>>487856549just like you frfr
>>487855993buying a maid outfit in his size!forcing him to wear it!checking in with yebby to make sure he's enjoying the roleplay!reminding him to use the safeword if he feels uncomfortable!
>>487856615how did you -UUURRRP- know?
chunky
>>487856549only time she's bedbound is when I tell her how sexy her curves are and she gets all hot and bothered
>kill yourself
>>487856843>reminding him to use the safeword if he feels uncomfortable!Single-handedly the most erotic and adorable thing you could have said, caring for your partner is pure sex
>>487857453kill yourself
>>487857120>>487856245>>487856018>>487855178Fat bitch love
>fatfags see a healthy person and think theyre fatmaybe eugenics werent a bad idea after all
youtube.com/shorts/pEWrM3oJQVI
She’s chubby at best but I’m certainly not complaining
gigantic 600lb veemo
comiendo pollo
Alterna Callie gives you Cuttlefish retirement outfitAlterna Marie gives you Captain 3 outfitSide Order Pearl gives you Chaos Pearl outfitSide Order Marina gives you Order Marina outfit
tiny 6lb veemo
>>487859325proof?
>>487859325WHERES AGENT 8'S UNIFORM, ANONWHERE IS IT, ANON
>>487859538We'll never get it nor her OE armors
having sex with callie secretly behind one of the easter island heads in alterna
>>487860141I WANT THEIR OUTFITS I WANT YHEIR ARMOR ITS NOT FAIR
having my penis sandwiched between frye and pearl's foreheads
>>487861014Based
>>487861014fiveheads
Man I hate using chargers in solo queue
>players named "disconnect">they're hyper laggyWait a fucking minute... that sounds familiar...Is it "network manipulation"?
>>487863353R8WL Q35Q L0RE 9604Maybe replays won't show their teleporting around, these guys had magic ninja jutsu and their names make me think it was intentional
>>487863634What a garbage gameplay, get that shut out of the thread
>>487863634Nope it's not obvious on the replay as I thought. Yeah tjey're shitters so it's not an issue for anyone here but still >>487864184I'm kinda tired today sorry...
Woomy!
>>487863982shoving shiver's head inside frye's cleavage
>>487864985Veemo!
stuffing my head in callies butt cleavage
I love Aori. I finally escaped from Gulag.
>>487865175ultrakill
>>487865202what was you in gulag for
>>487865202we know about your yuri hating tendencies now... :(
>>487865175Cave Story. Next question.
>>487866064Hell yeah
This is you /ink/
>>487865685Banned for spamming something on /ck/.>>487865781Eh? I thought there was 1-2 more guys got banned here. I have nothing against yuri or other stuff that you guys are posting here.
gg N
>>487866495Couldn't be me, I'm not a blob wielding faggot
>>487866641oh.. sorry for accusing you
>>487866495With points like that? Yeah right.
>>487866641Why were you spamming on /ck/
>>487866641Mods will sometimes delete all of your posts across every board. It happened to me a few times over the past decade I've been posting here.
>>487867110Thread was half-dead and I was drunk (Nothing more to said here). First time got banned actually, but no complains, I got what I deserved.>>487867476That's explains why all my posts with Callie and those webms with cephs got nuked from here. Why others got banned tho?
callie so sillynothing in brain
>>487867894huh?callie callie callie!
open rotation anybody?
callie is hit with a question, her brain short circuits and she does a little twirly dance
Gg k, good veem
>>487868373gg! your veem is very cute too
fuck off
fat tako tits...
I wish I had a cute veemo to show /ink/
/oink/
>>487869505every cephs getting fatter...
>>487865175Shiver wins
>>487866495Good woomy.
>>487869132My veemo will never see the light of day again...
