NOGGED Edition>Patch Notes (7.05)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/3a247a30e096e56b701157cd9fb903299a244c2f>Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshellshttps://rentry.org/xivgresources8>In-game EventsMoonfire Faire (August 8th to August 26th)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2024/Moonfire_Faire/vk09iygn4m>Meetups• August 3, 4:00 PM EDT | Zurvan, Materia Gold Saucer, Mahjong Lounge | /xivg/ Mahjong Open Tournament >>488070037 Previous: >>488593231
>fate mob deaggros within the fate circle>fate mob chases me 2 miles outside the fate circledogshit system
I wish my male middie (not mal*ddie) was femhroth owned
I'm winning
Catboy for my malera?
>>488607363post the webm. i need to see the shitty dancing. I need to hear the stupid fucking rubberband music.
Originally I thought the Regulators were cool because they're attached to the head so I figured it was an implant connect to their brain to hoover up all their memory aether when they die.Then when Wuk Lamat breaks Zoraal Ja's and he grabs another I realized they just mysteriously levitate by your head and I was disappointed once again.
>>488607435NB>>488607467NB
do I pump to middies or femra :thinking:
>someone posts a picture saying that all the jobs i play are gay>suddenly have the urge to go tank so that /xivg/ doesn't think i'm a fagGoddamnit, I don't know what's more embarrassing.
My femra acts EXACTLY like this
will xivg ever be good again
>>488607440https://files.catbox.moe/al0qa2.mp4What is it about moonies?
I wish I had a lalawife to afk with while we play another game
I know it's still plays the same but VPR now feels like a stale piece of bread without Noxious Gnash At last back when it had it that piece of bread had some jam on it
my catboy is raiding on aether today
He picked up the Halo active camo.
>gathering materia prices raped so hard their tongue is sticking out and they're making double peace signswhat's the easy money printer now
I've had it. From now on, I'm blacklisting every single member of Traveler I see. I'm sick of them infesting every town like rats.
Post black cock loving sluts.
>>488607510NB
Oh malera, my pretty one, pray tell me where is your home?
>ERP with someone once or twice>they start constantly alluding to it in thread
my femlala will be othergaming as Mister Chunk today.
Do you have any glams you like but don't fit your wol's personality
>>488607539what did she say the other day?
>>488606651https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPAjvd0Co-QThe whole album is fantastic.
It's a cozy evening
>>488607590t. sunnie
>>488607654you shoulda been there the other day
>>488607619People kiss and tell way too much here. Its why i don't do anything with anyone from the thread
>>488607608No.. it can't be...
>>488607619It's me isn't it?
>>488607590
>>488607542never was good.
>>488607708fiddie actually
I'm kind of feeling this, newbieSouth East Asian Doman adventure dork using salvaged Garlean tech..
>>488607725why are you gatekeeping?
>>488607619>erping with porn-addicted /xivg/ers who entire personality is pornRookie mistake.
What accessories do SCHs want from M1S?
>>488607542nmope
Guys, what the fuck?It's Thighlander Thursday
>femraWhat, were catgirls too vanilla for you?
Crystal CC @ 5:30 ET>>488607653
Malera (Raen) EB like this please:https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4148537.
>>488607619let me guess, a male character?
>>488607545This is the first thing this general has posted that's actually made me cringe
>>488607654How she bought neighboring FC for 200 mil just to have their house
>>488607824cutelander
>>488607807are you PFing?
Hey you, yeah (You). I know you clicked on me. Take a picture it'll last longer
Lovey-dovey snuggle sex with femhroths followed by plenty of tender cuddles and aftercare! she purrs
made my retainer a miner, a huuuge miner with a really rude personality so she can come back from her ventures all sweaty hot and bothered and throw me around while demanding I fix her up some cold booze to go with her ventures ahehh
>>488607545why does the last frame always make me laugh
>>488607967it was an accident
>>488607967stop standing on the retainer bell u idiot
>>488607887The newest of newfags holy shit
I'm not the usual bun who asks for it, but... post viera? Please?
>>488607619THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T ERP WITH ANOUNYMOUS POSTERS YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS
>>488607890yeah i'd be pissed too she should've spent that all on gifts for me and just forced her way into my apartment and said she lives there now
My catboy is going to princess carry Yaana off after the raids are finishedMany Miqittens will be unleashed upon solution 9
>>488607728>>488607803lesson learned...>>488607871yes>>488607752are you posting about your erp in the thread?
>>488607967sorry i was trying to click on the aetheryte*teleports away*
>>488607440PUTYOURBACKINIT
how do you guys like to level DPS
>>488607619let me guess, a futafag?
>>488608104>yesmy bad
>>488608023I fucking blacklist people who do that.The new blacklist feature is incredible desu especially since I can make notes for minor infractions to remove them later (like people who spam emotes with chat message enabled)
>>488608104do you mean they're a male character or you are?
A femlala without her diaper is like an angel without wings.
>>488604109at least you have a moonie+ eb for your femra sis... I don't even have that...
post feet
>>488608104my bad broill keep doing it tho
>>48860761990% sure it was a malezen or a self-proclaimed maliddie
>>488607824Thighsday?
LIES TOLD ABOUT FEMRA IN THIS GENERAL:>Femra are easy to rape and in fact enjoy it>Femra are made to be physically, mentally, and emotional abused>Femra are on average the flattest of all women besides lalafells (very untrue!)>Femra and especially Xaela are stinky (very VERY untrue!)Be diligent. Stop the spread of Femra lies.
Be honest should I play dawntrail?
>>488607980mandatory cuddles after getting locked on my hrothboy's barbed knot
>>488608219i love him so much it's unreal
>>488607363has this moonie updated her catbox
>>488607608My yurt you stupid fucking nigger
>>488607619>Doesn't ERP with anyone from the thead>Get called a tease and chastised for "not putting out" whenever I post in the thread
>>488608294is this actually CG?
>>488607590femraen
>>488607546Same..
The supermarket installed locked doors in the booze aisle. So now I have to talk to a human being to get the booze, and then I have to say thanks to the guy who takes the tag off it at the checkout. This is, quite frankly, devastating. I might just quit buying booze altogether.
*filters XIVG*
>>488608198they are...>>488608275um
I love my grown ass man EB with grown man cock and balls!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUDFzWQTjy4
>>488607787Finally a good Doman face
>>488608372No it's an ingame screenshot, I do have the DoF on though.
>>488607824Pretending its not past thursday here just to post
>>488608412Phew. Then it's not me.
lol!https://x.com/fittingxivsongs/status/1509667611755352067
>>488607763kek
a bunboy sent me a vocaroo and it had a crying kid in the background and a fire alarm beep
>do nothing>just keep getting richerThis must be how those rich people feel when they buy stocks
>>488608429so FUCKING true i love him so much
>>488608145I'm a big fan of afking trusts while I play osrs desu. Most efficient shit is FATEs while waiting on dungeon queues.
>>488608494
>>488608515Male characters who ERP are narcissists so they love when it happens to them. That's why they do it to other people even though it's fucking weird.
>>488607787>>488607841ugly trannies
>>488608582Need a dorkra like this (you will be cuddled)
>>488608543What's the deal with the fire alarm beep?
>>488607856Shoro..
LIES FEMRA TELL IN THIS GENERAL:>Femra are liked>Femra are attractive>Lalafells are the worst posters>Femra aren't all porn addict trannies irl>Male characters are in their wallsBe vigilant. Stop the spread of Femra lies.
>>488608406I hate riche mahjong.
>>488608645go back to spamming your tranny folder, sperg
>>488607787East Asian wife...
>>488608665basketball americans posting content on the internet frequently have the signature chirp of a fire alarm's low battery beep going off in the background of anything they make.
how do I get fire crystals without wasting millions of gil on the market board? it's so fucking aids
My femra likes raping others!
>>488608671NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>488608214I'm going to murder you, slowly but brutally.
>>488608821aetherial reduction
>>488608821gather and desynth volcanic grass when it's ephemeral node is up
I ama malera
>>488608665Blacks can't afford batteries and/or lack a prefrontal lobe so they can't think long term.>Wachumean batteries? It aint on fire tho...
>>488608828my asshole is spread, mistress
my femra likes to nap when she immediately gets home
Fastest way to get the new red stomestones?
>>488608656my femra prefers to be collared and abused actually
can you get banned for this lol
The only good Femra.
>>488608632
>>488607619Never a problem with my lalaboy.
>>488608509Shhh, don't let the Americans know they have been duped
>>488608509Love this bimbolander.
>>488608889I see.
>>488608632anythang
This better be a femlala-free thread
>>488607824Luve me Thighlander Thursday.
>>488608000I would first send her on a long mission in the Lungmen desert, maybe a week or so of chasing down Reunion bandits in the middle of the summer. Then, right as her dropship lands on the Ark, I would call her to my office before she has any chance to take a shower and get off her heavy blast suit. I would make sure to talk to her in lengths, congratulating her about a mission well done and smiling at her blushing face as she gets more and more uncomfortable in her armor, aware of how much she reeks of sweat. As she asks me if she could take her leave to her quarters in order to change, I would gently but firmly deny, assuring her that I wouldn't mind at all if she'd loosen her suit in front of me. As she'd slowly and wearily unfasten her armor, clouds of steamy hot sweat pouring out of her suit, I would rush to her side, offering a helping hand in removing her oh so heavy armor. She would thank me with a blush, and as she moves to unfasten her boots, her big tits would flop and jut forward as if to tempt me to grab them. I would of course restrain myself for the moment, and content myself with unzipping the back of her suit, revealing her naked shoulders and narrow waist to my eyes. Her boots would finally come off, and as she's about to turn towards me to tell me she's done with getting her suit off, I would grab her wide hips and pull her close to me in a lustful embrace. She would faintly yelp as I'd kiss her collarbone from behind, taking the strong smell of her hair in my heavy breathing and engraving her scent in my memory. I would wait a moment there, wait until she whispers my name and taking as a sign of approval, I would lower my hands down her hips, down her thighs, in between her legs, where I wou
>>488608902hunts 2 hunt trains will cap you
>>488608871i tried doing this I think but isn't this a collectable? I feel like you don't get enough to be good because you have limited GP so you can only do a couple at most. am i retarded?
>>488607652I like this WHM glam but it is not really fitting for my character
>>488608950cause your lalaboy doesn't fuck, obviously[hootering and hollaring]
>2% enrage (2 hearts)>3% enrage (2 hearts again)>8% enrage (the reaper died like 4 times(also 1 heart)>fill for static who is doing "alt reclears">don't even see enrage because they suckthis fight is assI hate this shit
My catboy is not short.... he's 5'7"
>>488608038they just don't exist anymore... I remember bunposts used to get so many replies. it's so sad.nice tits btw
>>488607619define alluding to it in the threadhow obvious are they
>>488608821Want some of mine? They're not doing much since i'm not a craftautist
tfw have never erp'd or even have been lusted after
>>488608857Nuh uh
>open up the thread and go take a feminine shit>10 minutes later and 150 posts have happenedI thought Dawntrail was dead?
>>488607824
>>488608543it's the Ghetto Capitalist
>>488608509god i love thighlanders
>>488607980Even the most virginal, timid, prudish hrothgals turn into tigers in bed when they go into heat. I haven't confirmed it yet but you know it's true.
>>488609075it's kinda annoying though
>>488607856I look like this but I have brown hair
>>488602497Steak status: Successful, medium wellGrading myself: B-Improvements needed: Making it medium or medium rare
>>488608909Revolting
>>488609075But enough about face 3 catboys
My femra wakes up 30 minutes earlier to prepare breakfast for her husband... then she turns the alarm off as she remembers she's single and was just daydreaming again.
>>488609018engaging in a ceremonial duel with the nunh so i can plap this catgirl as Hydaelyn intended
>>488609071how many do you have?
The people saying honey bee doesn't have a hard dps check are either in statics, or have never done the fightThat dps check is really tight. Might just be PF using garbage gear but still, for now it's not as easy as you clowns make it out to be
>>488609013you don't have to max out the collectability each time, just hit the first threshold and hope for revisit procs
>>488609010whoa let's not turn this into a weird fetish thing buddy
Imagine if the best gear could only be crafted but one of the materials needed is a 1% drop from the latest Savage tier like in Monster Hunter.
>>488608509god fucking damn i love khaz
>>488609075may I plap?
>>488608493I feel like this is sarcasm... >>488608741Anonymous wife poster...
>>488607268>Be me >BLM>BRD, AST, and WAR all eat shit and die>I dont get grabbed once>I die to autos because tanks is dead>Second attempt>They keep getting grabbed>I dont get grabbed>I top damage and keep my GCD rollingThis boss is the ultimate filter
>>488609186shut the FUCK up.
>>488608637All the good ERP I've had in this game has been with male characters from the thread.
>>488607590This could take all day.
>>488609203/pet
>>488608694Femra are attractive
Honey b joi until I cum and she just kills me
>>488609274okay i'll try that next time the node is up, thank you!
Gonna fucking melt
>>488609358aint this the femra who's moonie-owned?
>>488607652Yeah I have one that's a shirtless Demon Hunter style one but it doesn't suit him much.Honestly only my main Reaper glamour suits him.
>>488609342kys troon
Scaled my character with customize + to be fat
>>488609149Must be nice to have someone at least interested in u
>>488608887My femra doesn't do anal...
i ama gay hrothgar
>>488608294cute highlander>>488608995cute highlander
>>488609427>Femra are attractiveNo boobs, no butt, resting bitch face, exclusively played by grown men with terminal Mean Girls Syndrome.
>>488609320get shot at?
>>488608317post proof of all of those things being lies..
>>488609459yes.
>>488608982My femlala is here... I hope that's okay.
>>488609536postyou are hrothgar
>>488609546yeah, please kill me
>>488609358Dumb bitch, go fetch me a drink you useless slut.
>>488609384She canonically loves a white man
>>488609459Going to rape him and his moonie EB if he doesnt stop bragging
>>488609471Scaled myself IRL with food+ to be fat
Do Miqo'te purr
>>488609571why are you posting a picture of a middie biting a femra then..post moonie x femra art bro
>>488609571
>>488609227A little over 6k, if you're on Crystal then i'll spare some quick
>>488609042So long as there is one viera in the world, the viera will live on. I am that one viera.>>488609384Please don't connect my crystal momwaifu with that sort of darkness.
>>488607268i hate this stupid fucking boss so muchoh look let me just move out of the way of this mob ohuegheghshit its suddenly moving eight fucking times faster to snag me out of fucking nowhere now i get to be snagged and eat 3 vulns and get silenced for another 10 fucking seconds very cool yoshi piss fuck you
nailclipper prog
>>488609012thank godi thought i'd have to do dungeons and alliance raids
>>488609535oh, *sigh* i guess you can forcibly ride my modestly sized woober then
People always say, "lose some weight, fatso".They never say "How are you, fatso?".t. fatlala
>>488609458>you cast glamour>gear set not updatedyou created this problem
>>488609485problem is when they're obviously being manipulative or trying to steer the convo towards erp... a few people keep doing that with me, meanwhile I just wanna play the game
>Gives us back Umbral Paradox in a balance patchDid nobody notice it was missing at launch? Seems rather odd
I am a duskie, currently engaging in cultural appropriation
>>488608546suboids will talk about how ""rich"" they are when it'll take them several years of kollecting to make what MB CHADS make and throw away in single expacs, this must be how it feels to look down on the peasants getting hyped about their tax returns
>>488609709do you want more cookies dear?
Grape-Flavored Cat checking in! Nya~~
>>488609709be lean or be dead
>>488609645i dont use twitter so i lack images and i dont think moonie/femra pairing is all that common for art
>>488609709https://youtu.be/Td9Jw9iF-MM?si=0iZJQc08MkRGlToY
>>488609726
>>488609661sorry im on aether...
>>488609634mine does
Are you winning /xivg/?
My femlala does NOT require blanket correction...
>>488609175If the edges/sears werent burnt, would be some pretty hot steaks. B sounds about right
>>488609542>no boobs, no buttCute and attractive. You can also tease them about it and they became all frustrated as they try to prove their little A cups are actually big. Then you give them a squeeze and tell them to close their little mouths.>resting bitch faceBuilt to be corrected.>exclusively played by grown menAll races are like that anon.
>>488609675Hehe funny dwarf
reasons to play a female character>can wear more cute glams>more customization options>more appealing>nicer to look at>nicer to hear>admire your cute character during cutscenes>can get more followers on Twitter>better gpose pictures>receieve /tells from strangers>receieve commendations>receieve random gifts from strangers>treated better by other players>high chance of joining cliques>high chance of becoming a xivg thread celebreasons to play a male character>
>>488609595Nah.
>>488609579The blankets have been deployed
>>488609175>letting it restgood shit anon
>>488609870I'm a fucking loser anon
>>488608334do you have the outdated catbox
>>488609667I would promise to help repopulate the buns but alas I am a fiddie and I dont know how half breeds would work
>>488609383i have had the opposite experience, maybe it's just bad luck...
>>488607590>>488609763
>>488609618stop being so jealous, BITCH!>>488609601my moonie eb says this.....
>>488609342>>488608493>>488608741My niggas this is literally just Rowena.
>>488607824say something nice about my retainer
>>488609763Smoochable tum
>>488609763you belong to my sunnie+
>>488609897>>488609383
>>488609730Ah I see...I'm sorry to hear that must get draining very quickly when trying to seek out genuine friendships i havent had much luck either
>>488609870some of these pf pastebin strats for m4s are fucking stupid already
>>488609983cute retainer
>>488609042>it's so sad.best threads we've had in months idk what you mean
>>488609634Before mating
>>488609763rubbing my cock on that tummy
>>488609709How are you, fatfuck?
>>488608038cooking viera
I don't know why, but I haven't been motivated to power level VPR or PCT to finish their job questlines. I just went through their action tutorials at EA launch and then powered through the MSQ, and now I'm only giving them bits of experience at a time.
gary strat status?
i NEED A FEMALE CHARACTER EB FOR MY MALE CHARACTER
MNK finally 100. I am never touching this class again. What a disgrace.
i love the way he looks down at me
>>488609983she is very cute but I think she forgot to wear pants
>>488610027are they really that stupid or are you just retarded?
>>488609919 https://catbox%moe/c/7u3jtn
LL where is my borger..........
>>488609848I can sail over if you have a preferred location, not like i'm doing much else
Found a sunnie+ long term erp partner for my sunnie-Is it weird if I call her nunh
My femlala wants Little Caesars... NOT Papa John's...
>>488609921From what I remember / what I've been told, the species of a child depends on the mother. The one who gives birth determines the child's race.
hyur men plapmeat
>>488609634My catboy does, not voluntarily though
>>488608214A diaper is like a taco that is full of turds
>>488610092What's wrong with it? I'm pretty fond of it in Dawntrail.
>>488610064you mean to tell me this player character cooked that viera?>>488610092dt changes to monk actually make me so fucking rustled it's insane
nobody commends meso whats the point
>>488609634my catboy will if he likes you
>>488610153Based femlala
>>488610153Get the italian cheese bread or slices and stix...
>>488610117The pastebins are updating constantly and the pfs cant decide to send sups left or right for cannons so people are just jumping over each other constantly. You tell me nigger
>>488609278peeling serrits sweaty clothes off after a long day of fls
can someone gimme a link to the updated eorzean nightlife? can't find where i originally got it....
i like male characters :)
>>488609897true, its very difficult to make a male character specifically the way I like it without playing miera, but I don't really like miera that much.
>>488610135wanna meet on dynamis? come to solution 9, near the mender in the arcade on instance 1lets meet on golem
>>488609870no im getting walled in m3 pf
>>488610216to be the best version of yourself and always give 100% no matter who's watching or not watching
>>488609701My femra is going to force you to eat her out while choking you half to death with a collar and leash
>>488610118holy moly, ty anon
>>488610085I don't remember making this post
>>488610210They removed all the fun buff upkeep and made it a "stare at glowy button or gauge" class.
>>488610264based, may i rape?
>>488610064Nice viera. Good hair.
>>488608038
is there a jetstream sam katana mod, i am just using the final stage manderville katana but its not quite what im looking for.the vanguard katana is okay but i dont think it quite works
>>488610118Yo she gets to fuck Meteor? Lucky
>>488609536
What do you MEAN you don't do anal?!?!>>488610132Excuse me borger-brain but I am trying to post anonymouslyI am very very sorry but you know I said steak nor BORGIR :>(
Anybody got a list of Glamourer's cheat codes? These hints are whacky.
>>488609983She's looking really good, been loving having dark lipstick myself since the update.
Any pure male characters in the thread right now?
>>488610050I'm still fat. : (
>>488610210did you enjoy it before dawntrail?
>>488610369rape
They so small.
>>488610308genuinely the best moonie I've ever seen
>>488610216don't commend others but you deserve it for being ass
Where is the AGP afk spot? I don't feel like going to Ul'dah again
>>488610324You press the exact same buttons.>>488610430I thought it was ok.
fiddies kissing fiddies
>>488610420My malera despite his appearance is pure
>had to leave my home dc and the fun cwls to come raidi see why crystalloids cry about dc hopping now>>488610420yeah whats up
>>488610306i'm a little more into that than I thought i'd bei'm still going to fight back though...
>>488610486Wherever Elk hangs out at.
>>488610345Take a look at THAT bun.
>>488610486We don't have one, all the classic 'bins decided to dissolve the /xivg/ in-game community ever since Appalcord got deleted.
>Get Papa Johns flyer through my door>Go online>"We don't deliver to your area"Never eating Papa Johns in my life.
>>488610064this might be a wifecannot confirmfurther investigation is required
>>488610493Not kissing you
>>488610420my catboy is the model of purity.
>>488610493We (fiddies) like this
>>488607824hi lander
Crystal CC @ 2:30 ET
>>488610510>he's getting into aetherGIWTWM i need to get out of primal ASAP
>>488610493as a fiddie I need to spent some time kissing all of the other fiddies
>>488610437oh no...
>>488610276Perfect, on my way. Keep an eye out for a Miera, initials S.K
>>488610084still working very well
>>488610578what are you talking about
>>488610586Papa John's changed their formula when I was around 5. It was my favorite pizza at the time and I ordered it for my birthday, but the new pizza tasted so awful that I vowed to never again eat it in my entire life.I'm 33 now and I have stuck to this. I won't even eat it if it's offered to me for free.
i herd u liek moonkips
>>488609924Perhaps. Are you more into men or women? I assume you're playing a female character.
>>488610420My soft faggy meena might be flirty but is actually pure and even somewhat of a prudeGonna go eep soon so I won't be heeeeere for long
>>488610449Doing the MSQ as a femezen really emphasises just how tiny they are.
>>488610751how much?
>>488610759female character, but i like both male and futa...
>>488610732okay, i'm a femra in a maid dress with initials W.K.here right now
>>488610420im a guy that plays a miera idk what you mean by pure though..(?)
>>488610751I fucking hate mudkip and that meme was the most annoying shit back when it was relevant. Mudkip is a dogshit pokemon.
>>488610798God imagine being crushed by that ass
>>488610802for a xivger? free!
>>488610798I didn't notice. They were taller than me, anyway.
what race do you suggest that femlalas fanta to
>>488610597/smooch
>>488610378I want to take a nap on that belly
>>488610586you literally cannot trust anything anymorei remember trying a new frozen pizza for the first time and them changing the formula within a weekeverything is plastic, we're all going to die, the world is a shrine to the profitgods and everything has a $ value
>>488609873I miss nunra
>>488610895femra or fiddie
do you guys just pop battle litany/brotherhood whenever it's off cooldown and if the boss has uptime?
>>488610776>homosexualnot pure
https://youtu.be/atgjKEgSqSU?si=CO41pP5C0VaxIrHJ
my femra looks and acts like this
>>488610376Yeah Meteor got pretty lucky
>>488610952They'll be back possibly.Until then my cowra will have to collab with other cows.
one day I'll have an eb that I can /smooch and play with
>>488610751Do you like sunnies-
>>488607546Ok but I WANT to play THIS GAME???
>>488610493God I hate Siegben and his creepy grooming cwls so much
>>488610659>People start ignoring calls>Our push back grinds to a haltThat was fun though
>>488610739aw sweetthank you gary
>>488609383namedrop the best one
>>488610882you like femra+?
>>488610895this 5 says lalaboy and crossdress
>>488610930oh babywife detected
>>488611096I guess we can run dungeons then if you really want
>>488610860>>488610802some say free, but thats only suncats.>>488611073yeah, maybe
FFXIV races work like Digimon.Everyone starts out as a lala, then they digivolve into Miqittens and Hyunny etc. and finally they digivolve into the adult races.
>>488610990Yeah. I don't think about jack or shit. I don't check my party's buffs. As far as I'm concerned, my group is staffed by NPCs.I don't do savage content or anything thoughever.
>>488609870Yeah.
>Forgot to update my portrait again
>>488611157i dont like trannies, sorry not sorry.
>>488610420I guess?
>>488610936They know what's coming.It's a race to the bottom because world war is imminent. Then the rationing starts. Fun fact: The UK government kept rationing going for 15 years after WWII ended.
https://youtu.be/hVDEMaGhBms?si=wi1dgwUi7IXvJAuJfino fantasy
>>488609870No. My hands are getting destroyed trying to hit the keybinds for my character's actions, move my character, and dodge the enemy and boss mechanics in high-level dungeons.
talk about my femlala
>>488609870
>>488611105You are blowing it far out of proportion. Your personal feelings are inaccurate to the reality of the thing.
>>488611426/pet /pet /dote
>>488610732>>488610820im gonna go to a timed node, let me know when you get here and i'll come back
What am I supposed to use swiftcast for on pictomancer? Just seems like whatever I use it on that huge recast timer happens.
>>488611142I'd like to, but I have enough respect for all of my rp partners to not do that (even if they're somewhat well known in the thread)
>>488610860You're a dogshit anon
>>488611110I hope we get matched same team next timeCrystal CC @ 5:30 ET
>>488611573you use it purely for movementswifting a motif cast is a very good way to get a loooooong movement window
https://youtu.be/0yHWsCmwhoM?si=dbyGT-PLBeI1pP-phttps://youtu.be/XlL0lq_ENo8?si=12yxC9OC3Scmxmnf
Prepping for Savage, need some advice. Does Estrogen make you better at video games?
>>488611590I'm not part of your green man hivemind.
>>488609542Mean girls are hot
Please post malera
TALK ABOUT MY FUCKING FEMLALA YOU FUCKING INCELS
>>488610420Sorry but my male character is a huge slut
>>488610895If they want non-stigma erp/lewding, go middie or moonie.
>>488611705No. Women have lots of estrogen and yet they never win at esports.
>>488610420Im a pure Roe but I'd let a femlala destroy me if she wanted
I need an FC that has group goon out sessions 24/7
>>488611751Fanta to femra and then i will
>>488610420My maleroe is pure and chaste, saving himself for marriage
>>488611751Only if they are thick and have big tiss and ass
>game peaks prematurely
>>488611747fake sataniaposter
>>488611747No
>>488611804B-broe?
Is FFXIV the most cummable game of all time?
>>488611805my solo fc does that
I ama lala blmReady to clear M3S
>>488611846i don't get the appeal of this fight. all i thought when i saw this image was>oh cool FF4 character references
>>488611751she's delightfully plump!
>>488611893Nope.Custer's Revenge is.
>>488610515It'd be boring if you didn't struggle, and boring toys don't last long around my femra! If you don't black out between her legs, then she'll-I'm not actually going to detail anything here in plain view of the thread. I might like getting bloody and violent with subs and occasionally snuffing them, but I don't want to subject any innocent anons to my extremes here. Sorry!
Does anyone want to bee friends im a male (male) bunny
>>488611893>he switched posters
>>488611893Actually I don't like that catgirl, his personality is fucking annoying and his face always looks like he's trying to force a dump.
The music's swelling, crowd is chanting....
your ass is experiencing congestion
>>488611893id fill that bellybutton with my seed
>>488608821have a jp friend buy them for you then meet on materia since in some cases they are almost half price there
>>488610420Pure? Yeah Pure fuckin awesome, check this shit out
>>488610118who else have a nice catbox collection like dan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94Wbf4VY2JY
>>488611751post your femlala and I just might, bitch.
>He unironically calls people incelsWhy are you here? Get out you un-virgin.
what the fuck
>>488611884Sorry its my one weakness.
>>488611849bro... satania LOVES malera! >>488611846*cums prematurely*
>>488611229sorry we are incompatible... i wannya do ultimates and savage THOUGH
>>488611972I just kept spamming the world visit thing until it let me into one
>>488611829>>488611804what's with the sudden male roe invasion
>>488611923Great song, emet cameo, LB4, and him being able to cockblock your LB if timed poorly.
???
>>488610420?
>>488611947...dc?
>>488612047every post you make is coal
>>488611110viper is really rough to play outside of a good team..
>>488610420I've never even touched a woman before
>>488612096>bro... satania LOVES malera!Yep, faker.
hahahahaha less than 3 days and the set is already 2M hahahahaIve never seen this price in any other xpac before>Food = fucked>Gear = fucked>Pots = fuckedPlugins users should be killed on sight. No mercy for Artisan abusers.
>>488612102oh.. i'm definitely not good enough for ultimates and probably not even savages anymore
>>488607824It's like all my name days have come at once!
>>488611894race and balmung?
>>488612115thats what im trying to do nowit usually works the first time i didnt even know they had a system for temporarily disabling world visit
>>488607581Well that took half an hour. If you're one of these pests, have your gay little meetups at your house and fuck off from the Aetheryte plazas.
>>488612017haha wouldn't it be awesome if he took off one of his gauntlets and exposed his sweat laden muscular mitts after a long day of shredding haha
>>488612146Also came after a pretty cool dungeon.
What should I eat?
>>488612224nuh-uh
>>488612063You're supposed to do the stock yell from Pizza Tower when that happens.
SB>ShB>ARR>HW>EW
>>488612063I get that too. Are you a femra with a big tail 3?
>>488611328>my dead stare dmb license photo wol shows upNOOOODONT LOOK AT MEIM HIDEOUSNOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>488612063Rip theirs out anon
Good evening, I am about to jerk off to Lumy Moonlight.
ooh look at me I'm a retarded savage xaela shit for brains lol
>>488611893Eh hatcat or any of the other goontard modbeasts are better candidates for this kind of shitpost.
Should I post my malera?
>doing PF savage>6 hours on m1s>15 hours on m2s>18 hours on m3sI really don't want to start m4s knowing there's no checkpoint. Convince me otherwise. How would you compare it in difficulty to P4S or P12S?
>>488612264Yea, but it's a lie honestly, keep at it and will let you, I recommend you also check https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/worldstatus/ if it lands you on one thats standard it should let you in eventually
>>488612228I mean, how long do you expect gear prices to be artificially high? Because it's basically required for the new raid tier, many parties have already started to enforce it. They're even enforcing pentamelds. And considering that a week-one clear is the difference between playing the game and not playing at all, shouldn't prices be low?
>>488612230cute highlander also please rotate the camera to the right
>>488612228Every other mmorpg have more bots than FFXIV while having a better economyI wonder why!
Lately when I jerk off I have this problem where right before I cum, I get a feeling like I need to pee and it ruins the orgasm and I dribble out a tiny bit of cum if anything.
>>488612304burger
>>488612228>blames artisan>will just hit 1 macro
Why do people call it 2 minute burst when it happened every odd minute. That's something to think about
>>488612173Primal.
>>488609342holy rapebait
>>488611846LITERALLY best patch this game has ever had
How do you do Fuse fields for M3S?It starts N and going for Shorts CW or CCW and Long CW or CCW?
>>488612345nyo i'm a miqo>>488612380they didn't have one, good call for if it happens again in the future though
>>488612265What did they do to you
>>488611807talk about my femlala first and i will
>>488612409Just got in AdamantoiseIt's a miracle considering all of aether is congested. But i'm the odd one out of my savage group, so its better if i perma visit aether
>>488612394It's a modbeast in a video game, who cares?
>>488607619My femlala NEVER tells.
Okay lets say you see the most beautiful looking character and they're on your server. They dont have any weird shit in their search info. How do you hit them up to get to know them without just blurting out your intention to eb them?
>>488612390M.I the switch to femra is doing irreparable damage to your brain
>>488609634no their vocal cords physically cannot since they are able to speakmithra rolled their r's a lot though so you can maybe pretend like miqo'te do that too (they don't because xiv has no soul)
>>488612398please do
>>488612504I'm not going to think about it
>>488611987wish i had jp friends
>>488612598>How do you hit them upI don't
>>488612504Because 2 minutes is how long it takes to get from the start of one burst to the start of the next. It has nothing to do with the minutes being odd or even.
>>488612479yeah bro, my 1 hit macro can craft, repair, extract materia, swap jobs, walk to repair npcs, all while I sleep all night huh Fuck you Retard, Artisan abuser.
ebins owe me (You)s
>>488612475you're like me if i had a burger
>>488612663I would help actually but I just joined another m1s prog party sorry sis
>>488612629Isn't there one guy in ARR who does that?
>>488612629but they do (rarely)dont worry we'll go to meracydia and it will be full of moonies (mithra) who do this... i believe.
>>488612554what race were they? I'll tell you what to rip off depending on your answer.
>>488612390wife otlwife otr
>>488612771if there is then nice
>>488611958>>488611960It's that catgirl forcing himself into the meme.
>>488612598it's not going to work>you contact them out of the blue>you try to talk to them more>they inevitably notice that you're initiating every time, trying to extend convos, pushing topics in certain directions>they like you less and lesssource: me on the other end
>>488612304There's some steak itt that you can steal
Goonie for my sunnie
>>488612751>>488612475Now kiss...
Crystal CC @ 10:00 ET
>>488612598I unironically got my eb by telling them how good they look and inviting them to do content and that I wanted to eb them if we were compatible. Obviously the success rate on this isnt that high but the right one will at least humor you.
>>488608871>>488609274i tried this and this seemed kinda bad. i'm only getting 3-7 crystals per grass at the first collectability tier?
>>488612696yeah if you do it right retard.
>>488612354Thank you, I finally fucking remembered to update it after like five matches
>>488612751twintail lalasPOWERFUL
>>488612228the same shit happened last expansion bro, crafted gear was below 100k a piece the first tier in two weeks. there's just way too many cooks in the kitchen because gatherers had 4 weeks to stock up on aethersand and legendary node mats. the only limiting factor this time around is the tomestone matsbut don't you worry, the pieces will stay above 200k for the next two even numbered patches
>>488612929I am logging in
>>488612906Rizz up effy. He's friendly and sociable enough, just don't be weird
>>488612929Whoever the fuck cucked my SAM LB, good job. I'm not angry. At all. I'm perfectly calm.
>>488612906my femlala looks and acts almost exactly like this btw
>>488612997TIKAASI MUTEI! DO YOU KNOW LUMY MOONLIGHT?!
>>488611637Alright then, thanks anon! I've been stupidly using it on CD for stardrip
Iam a male midlanderwatching preseason football
guess no one wants to be my friend...............
>>488612835viera, so go for the ears?
>>488610118Who is this C@?
>>488612883And thats fine. Its not like everyone you like will reciprocate. And to be honest someone who meets earnest affection and interest with cold avoidance isn't worth it anyway.
I wish all catgirls could turn into levinsteedgirls
>>488613025smooching the 'zen from every angle
Imagine how (more?) annoying G'raha or Y'shtola would be if they purred.
>>488613043dont fucking do this LMFAOstar drip is ONLY for precasting on-pull, during burst, or swiftcasting as the LAST GCD in an encounter/phaseswift casting stardrip in any other circumstances is a massive DPS loss
>>488613025You WILL learn to love SAM with ALL OF IT FAULTS.YOU WILL cast lb and watch it be wasted
>>488613064i do
>>488613042There's some guy that posts in the thread about jacking him off or some shit but I have no idea
>>488613068Yessirrrrrr
>>488610732ah sorry my static wants to do shit soon so I gotta get on my alt so I won't be there anymore. thanks for the offer though ;-;
>>488613141imagine she riding your cock and she jolts minor electricity into you
troubled youths
You guys really take getting EB'd seriously?It's a fucking video game marriage. Internet "relationships" aren't real.
>>488612229man... :(
>>488613054brother you could not pay me to watch the fucking Texans vs da bears. i'll stick to baseballt. male midlander
Is there a plugin that gives me % mitigated when the floating damage numbers appear?
>>488613010How does one rizz
>>488613260socioeconomic factors, I'm sure
>>488613271Did she reject you, anon?
>>488613141Does she canonically have a gock? I can see her with one to rival T.T.
Where movie meetups? I got some spare nights now.>>488612179Thank you! :)
>>488613271im gonna eb you
>>488612862Yeah, he's the Nunh in company of heroes. Forgot the name but it's a nice habit.
>>488613026Why did you delete your femlala?
>>488608317>Femra are on average the flattest of all women besides lalafells (very untrue!)Thank you for bringing this up!Femra are the flattest of all women INCLUDING lalafell.
>>488613271Perspective dictates reality in this case, more than any absolutism you wish to impose
>>488611747the tank in my party
>>488613271better luck on your next attempt
>>488613271I love my moonie EB so much it's unreal!!!
>>488613317The game already does that
Jesus fucking christ you guys just love to namedrop any chance you get no wonder why it's so cliquey here
>>488613309I’m bored, don’t wanna watch Olympics outside of basketball and my baseball teams is comfortable loosing.
>>488613457right but also shut the fuck up kanchelle,
>>488613380
>>488612394Nuh uh
Crystal CC @ 12:00 ET
>Marl KarxMy chatbox is about to explode
>>488613457I realized a lot of teenagers post hereOr maybe they are in their 20s and just act like that
>>488613319Be fun, interesting, cute and/or captivating and most importantly be yourself unless you're an annoying unlikable person in which case you should try being someone else
>>488613459hop on CFB25 broim considering buying a ps5 just to play that game unironically.you're the fairy godmother middie right? my team is in the dumps due to injuries rn which is dogwater
>>488607268why is they face a trans vagoo?
>>488613598Or 30s.
>>488613601Just be myself okay got it
>>488608038This general just doesn't like bunposting as much as it did.
M4S needed a stomach mechanic similar to Cerberus. Sizebros we got shortchanged.
>>488613457>t. ala mhigan youth
So we had this nice lil jap game called FFXIV, no addons, no plugins, nothing! PURE! BEAUTIFUL! Then america mutts came around and ruined the game with plugins like Mare Lamentorum and Artisan, erping around, having sex in the middle of the streeet, truly a DEMONIC continent, the BEAST lives in AMERICA and hes ready to ruin everything you love and care for. WE NEED TO STAND UP AND STOP THIS MADNESS, NO MORE ARTISAN! NO MORE PLUGINS! THEY SHALL BE BANNED! NO MORE SHALL MAN HAVE PLUGINS TO BEAR HIM TO PARADISE. HENCEFORTH, HE SHALL CRAFT.
>>488611747
>>488613334>>488613348>>488613384>>488613445>>488613449Your EB will drop you the millisecond they find a person irl who wants to be with them. You're a placeholder, an emotional onahole that gets tucked away in a drawer when it's no longer needed.
>>488613450Yes but what I want to know is basically pic related, to know easier if a raidwide or some mechanic was properly mitigated
CRYSTAL CC @ 12 ET
>>488613562NEED full
>>488613656Because you haven't been around my fussy little bunbun...
>>488613636Yeah it’s me. Also I’m play a lot of Elden Ring these days and I love the shadow of the erdtree contents. Gonna feel better once college football starts.
>>488608038We don't post those anymore.
Do you guys hate raiders?
>>488613271Say that to Judas's face and see what happens.
>>488613810We hate plugin users and Mare Lamentorum freaks.
>>488613712I'm sorry to hear that man. It's rough.
>>488611846>prematurelyElaborate.
>Still no DC travel to/from EU and NA
>>488613882so raiders.
>>488612445Thank you, and sure thing buddy, just for you.https://files.catbox.moe/4z9hbl.png
not a single m1s party has been its actual prog
>>488613562finally a good pump showed up
>>488613882I feel like those run the thread though...
>>488613727No
>>488613980I keep saying that imo the winning move from Square would be to allow it to the least populated DCs of each region
>>488613771im watching MLB Big Inning waiting for raid to start rn but im excited for college football to start again, going to a throwaway Texas game in Austin this year bc my brother is friends with a coach there and is hooking us up with free ticketswish the local team would schedule UCLA again so i could go see my Bruins but they won't ever schedule them again after what happened in 2017
>>488613712I have experience far greater than you, and you are wrong. There is no debate to be had.
>>488607824someday ill get an idea for a serious picture again, maybe.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc9LMqeN9gc
>>488613810Proggers got the ability to place waymarks in combat taken away, so yes.FUCK PROGGERS.
>>488613562Good cat
>>488614009Oops! All Prog Skippers.Thanks hector.Just retire already and let gary make the strats.
>>488613648I believe in you anon
Uh huh....
someone help me with this fate
Who are your favorite catgirl ebins
Crystal CC @ 2:00 ET
>>488610493I wish more fiddies and middies would kiss my fiddie
>>488614171where and what dc
>>488614131none of them have even made it to their advertised point
>>488613827The guy who killed Jesus?
>>488614171HEY RETARD WHAT DACA TENTER SND AERVER
>>488614142Thanks I’ll be myself and find a goonie
>>488613980Good, keep the NA cancer off of JP data centers. Can't imagine doing roulettes with you freaks.
>>488611498idk, that CWLS is full of weirdos
>>488613712Would you blame them for that?
>>488613984<3
I wish the Sphene posting didn't slow down.
>Miera gets dumped in his self insert EB relationship>spends hours projecting in the thread like everyone else is EB'd for the same reaosn he wasEverytime
>>488613730>yellowOn this thread we stand with Blue
>>488613827i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Judas. u wouldnt say this shit to him at fanfest, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
>>488614092Which game? Go to the big SEC games! I’m sure it’ll be even more fun.
>endwalker patch songs still aren't on spotifywtf man
>>488614214>raining cats prog>me and buddy I'm progging with have made it there>everyone else in the party is competent too>whm fills last spot>can't even do the first mechanic rightyeah you're right it's all hectoids skipping prog.
for the first fight, which is more popular? true north or boss relative?
>>488614181stop eating clay pots u idiot
>>488614295
>>488607619People think ERP is something meaningful. And their weird fetish characters are interesting and deep.We're all a bunch of losers, but ERPers and other gooners getting into e-dating are the biggest losers of all.
>>488614181I will be putting a hole through Leviah's front head in the upcoming match.
Lowlander status?
>>488614271the jp roulettes in question are all single pulling single targetting tanks in arr content btw
>>488614313>hangs out with the hottest dudes
>>488614431low
>>488613271My hrothgal demands bare minimum friendship before EB. I'm not looking for a grown man e-relationship, but if you wanna get married to her, you need to be my friend. If you just want to textfuck then go to quicksands.
>>488613073>And to be honest someone who meets earnest affection and interest with cold avoidance isn't worth it anyway.are you implying it's my fault that I have to establish boundaries because someone keeps pushing me for erp?
>>488614328It fucking sucks man
>>488614175MM
>>488614315a throwaway game in september for my birthday lol, i go to SEC games fairly often because i live close-enough to an SEC school.they're not kidding when they say SEC is different, even their tailgates are fucking nutty
>>488614328>He pays money to listen to musicZoomers are so retarded it hurts.
>>488614517Ah enjoy bro!
>>488613271>You guys really take getting EB'd seriously?Yeah.EBs are only as serious as both people take them, though. One of my things I hate most here in /xivg/ is seeing EBs where one person is more serious about it than the other.
>>488614420Nevermind he's not in this match.
Femlala on femlala tribbing....
>>488614567>where one person is more serious about it than the otherhaha... yeah ;-;
https://x.com/extremelalafell/status/1819052662526271738Stop bullying hector guys. the japanese even pity him
>spend a week on crafters to try to make gil, lose 3 mil and maybe make back 500k>spend a couple days hitting collectable/ephemeral nodes as a gatherer, make 2 mil and the only thing I lost was worthless company seals I spent on spiritbond potionsYou fuckers sitting outside the market board doing wacky crafting macros have been scamming me, all I had to do was run around and hit things while watching tv on my other monitor.
what male character race is filled with fakebros You know, the kind of person who will pretend to be your bro until he perceives some sort of slight, or if you talk to a girl that they imagined fucking without ever interacting with her.
>>488614645Stop, I won't do that.
>>488614645me and who
Yeah, I'm really feeling the doman salvager, just made her on one of the boosted servers, so I can level some crafters.any early game glam suggestions?
>why does someone avoid me when the second thing I say to them is that I want to do weird degenerate sexting
>>488614649They didn't deserve you anyway, Anon.
Expose the Erping community till SE bans MareMare Lamentorum
>>488614656>In fact, if there were no walkthrough videos, it would just be impossible for random players to clear.they don't have pastebin there huh
i am a samurai of the maliddie council or hitokiri if you will. i will not be tempted by sluts
please how do i make my character a futa what do I need to install
>>488614656Don't care what some slant-eyed chinks think. Hector has been a plague.
>>488614685My CC niggas
>>488614664basically only middies
>>488614779the rest of your council will be, so it is moot
>>488614693Me and you
>>488613271Thats why I never eb’d anybody2 people asked though
TIME
>>488614789you download a nude body mod with a futa option in the legs and apply that
>>488614789fgrown ass man
>>488614789same mods as anyone else + a cock mod
WoW is 1000 times better than this garbage "game".
>>488614825>mootwho?
>>488614205I'll do it. Right now.
>>488614656>If guide makers didn't exist people wouldn't clearbullshitthey woudl still clear but content would be significantly easier since it would be balanced arund more chaotic prog and plugin-less play instead of being balanced around all 8 people having a unified strat from pull 1
>>488614925What got you to do this
>>488614431Fishing her life away for meager aethersands
>>488613347You could come watch movies in my femra's basement....
>>488614779how is the maliddie council full of diverse personalities
>>488614567>Bragging abour bestiality.?
>>488614567I can't tell how serious my EB wants it to be cause one week we barely chat and the next they're constantly wanting to talk and saying stuff like love you when one of us has to go.
>>488614925Yea but unfortunately wow isn't an mmo and I want to play an mmo
>>488614664maliddies
>>488614486If your method to unwanted discussion is ghosting or giving the cold shoulder instead of just talking, yes you are the problem.
>>488614764most jp are playstation playersthat's why macros are really commonat most there might be a ffxiv.link to some random lodestone blogeventually pf just settles on a single way though
>>488614295Now that she's receded in popularity, I can quietly enjoy her all by myself.
>>488608038say something nice about my other retainer
>>488614925https://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/image/BYiBJlg6aAaMQQm7jvciiA/Of course it is il bro.
>>488615072This explains why they won't abandon the ps2 too
I tried having 1 EB once, she wanted to sit afk in Limsa all day Im not paying a sub to pretend im in high school again
>>488614664middies be like that
>>488614997Post her so I can make fun of her (in a mean way)
>>488615121my femra otr
>>488615045they're finding someone else to give their affection to when they're not talking to you, the going to you when they can't find anyone elset. had this happen for a year+
geei wonder whypeople aren't playing black mage?WHO KNOWSITS A FUCKING MYSTERYYYYYYY
>>488614895https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1136617/https://m.imdb.com/title/tt14044212/?ref_=nm_flmg_t_1_wrDid that anon watch that alanta episode
>>488614925It's been 3 years bro, let it go
>>488615063okay lets be honestwow and ffxiv arent really your traditional mmosthey are both boring fetch quest main story single player games with some slightly added mmo elementsboth endgames are literally just finding, creating, or waiting for a lobby/listing to fill uproblox and osrs are more mmo than these two games
>>488615234ur healers suck
>>488614709Pretty cute middie
My femra like picking dead skin off her feet and chewing it with her front teeth.
>>488614925That uninstall screen is outdated anyway lmao
please tell me theres a way to update mods from penumbra without manually getting it myself
>>488614486Who said anything about erp?
>>488615045Talk to them about it. All relationships are based on communication, whether it be work, friendship, or romantic. Find out what they want. It's the only way to stop both of you from getting hurt in the future.Final Fantasy XIV.
someone do maps
>>488615045That's a red flag. If someone ever tells you "I love you" but they act like they have no interest any other time, they're just using you most likely. Thankfully I'm not this retarded myself and I'm good at reading people, but some people on XIV are completely and utterly dense.
>>488615065>ghosting or giving the cold shoulderI'm always friendly so no, it's not that.
>>488615063Jerking off with men and watching anime in cytube isn't an MMO
Crystal CC @ 6:30 ET
>>488615003Sure, address?
>>488615378Okay. I'll go do maps with my FC.
moonie status: moonie
>>488615234Post the log and we'll see if it's the BLM's fault.
>>488615449
>Muh no true mmoMMO's suck dick anyway.The only reason anyone ever played WoW was because it was a fad like the Wii or Furbies, except WoW has a subscription and collection elements so it kept people hooked indefinitely. The only reason people play FFXIV is for the MSQ and the Second Life elements. NO ONE is here for the actual MMO, Eureka is dead as fuck.
>>488615471
>>488613380femrasisters....is this true?
>>488615489i did not log that run but i logged the other attemps and the blm was doing less damage than the ranged dps
tfw I just am a hopeless romantic and have so much love to give, but never can be on the same page with someone who usually ends up neglecting me or taking advantage of my kindness
>miracle of nature someoneHell yeah get fucked>getting miracle of naturedwtf this game sucks ass
>>488615564Job effectiveness will vary with player skill.
>>488615507
>launch wowowawa>get 20 different popups>log outwhy is ffxiv the only game that tries to cater to the mentally challenged like me
>>488614685those two midlanders are my wives btw
just want a grown ass man eb that keeps it to text chat in-game only
wow
>>488615225yeah probably, thankfully i just went into it thinking it was a friend eb so it's not a big deal either way>>488615353i really should but that's such an awkward conversation to get started to me>>488615386if only i wasn't retarded..
>>488613984fuck thank you great shot
>Alisaie is nowhere to be seen, but you spot fresh footprints on the ground...and they look to be about the right size.I don't know if I asked this before, bUT WHY WOULD THE WOL KNOW HER SIZE?
>>488615507So that's where I got it fromInteresting
>>488614397may i plap
>>488613271this is one of those zingers that you already know has like 10 yous before you finish reading lmao
>>488615471Good to see you were quick to throw on the pedophile ears the second they were updated
2 dye system btw
>>488615683how many bipedal women did you travel with at that point of the msq
I could be doing cc but i'm being FORCED to raid...
>>488615597Need me a femlala like this...
>>488615651this but i want them to fuck me irl as well
>>488615671It's only going to get more difficult and awkward. Please do it as soon as you can muster the courage.
>>488613530LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>488615795Tell them you're sick
>>488615795i don't remember making this post
You only get two types of people in XIV:>Dudes who act like women and think they're too good to ever approach you first, and the first thing they tell you is about how they were used in the past and won't put effort in anymoreor>Dudes who are medically unhinged and will start drama over literally nothing and constantly accuse you of hating them or talking about him to people behind his back
How difficult would it be starting a staticPF is mindbreaking me
>>488615651This but we erp
Can I <s>steal</s> see some Picto hotbar setups? Arigatou
>>488613380i am so happy you fantaed off of femra because i used to like your character a lot but i can't be attracted to lalafell so now i mostly ignore you
I think I'm beginning to develop erectile dysfunction as a 24 year old.....ffxiv
>>488615883im both
>>488615386I'm basically doing this to someone but I don't really want to be. He kind of manipulates me into doing it and I'm a little dependent on him (for various reasons) so I don't know how to stop. I guess it's not really my fault he can't tell...
>>488615895if you're starting from 0 it's incredibly mega ultra cancer
https://youtu.be/hbBH7F3x4ik?si=Ooz2UfMin8cyE-0s
>>488615931LOL same
sorry hoddy..
>>488615934STOP BEATING OFF SO FUCKING MUCH
>HECT-OIDSIf its not hector its Joonbob
>>488615895Going to be hard if it's just you, especially now that the tier started.
>>488615918race/dc?
>>488615934Lose weightstop jerking off for a whilefix your diet
>>488608317And here I was, looking for a femra to abuse.
>>488615921Mine, job doesn't really needs much space.
>>488615883which type are you?
>>488615883bro seriously, just go outside, u sound like a total retardur friends, if u have that, prob laugh at ur cost, just go outside, stop jerking off to porn all day, you are in dire need of healing
>>488615883i am none of those things
>>488616021
>>488615934>>488616074and DO CARDIO
>>488615931i'm not the person who made the picture bro. keep your weird confession to yourself
>>488615934My ERP would fix you
>>488615895do you know at least 3 people who are looking to get in to one, have an open fixed schedule at reasonable times, and potentially have the connections to rope three more people in similar situations in?
>>488615154She's throwing her back out reeling in these 8 fulm fish... Still no mods.
>>488615931Same, his big booby femra was good but I can't abide characters smaller than kids
hey, buddy, you alright? holding on till next thread?
>>488614281>>488615674Glad you'd like it. :Bc
>>488615895If it's just you very hard, I would just look to join one instead. If you have a group of raid buddies to get it started already it's less awful
>>488615921This is data collection
>>488607824very late but still thursday
>>488615895you sooner win Jumbo Cactpot than find 7 more individuals which:>they are all good at 7 unique different jobs other than yours>can play at a schedule that fits yours>have a similar time goal/mindset as yours (*)>aren't douchebags or retards or snowflakes or any combination of all three(*) terms like casual, midcore, hardcore are thrown around so easily. 90% of people say they are midcore when they are actually casual.
>>488616195What'd she look like back when the lowlander mods were alive...
>>488615386>friend tells me they love me>tell them I love them too>it's fine because we love each other as friends and don't seek romantic companionship in one another and we discussed this so there would be no confusion on either endTa da.
>>488615934it's not really ED, it's deathgripentire generation of men who can only get it up for their hand
>>488615931>>488616015
what's your favorite body mod
I need to find people to do maps with, I'm tired of doing them with people I don't know. Absolute niggers the lot of them.
>>488616267I love my bros in a platonic way...
>>488608995Gross pedo
>>488616073Femzen/Chaos
>>488616090haha...imagine how funny it would be if i volunteered..
>>488616209shut the fuck up
>>488615931i need them to go back to femra because i apparently like fat tit lalas
>>488616137Thanks. I finally am unlocking it to have it ready for level grinding in bozja and I havent a clue the order of operations yet.>>488616250Not interested in that but I appreciate you looking out for anons
>>488616141>>488616151Triggered lol
>>488614234>>488614210I was kidding I was able to solo it in no time at all I just felt like posting.I'm raiding now anyway
>>488614420
>>488616417I just asked what type you are.
>>488616317that one
>>488616267Do you really expect the emotionally stunted manchildren here to grasp basic concepts like communication and being open about your intentions towards other people?
Crystal CC @ 10:30 ET
>>488616447Queue up BITCH
>>488616447>Using a mmocheat bot for CC of all things
>>488616362>FemezenOh... uhm... I'm sure you'll find someone anon...
>>488616317Rue+ with scaling to have a figure like fugtrup's Mei
>>488614567>tfw love femroes>tfw EB hates femroes
Any gary garyson fans?
>>488615386You guys realize not everyone talks 24/7 every day right? That doesnt mean they hate you
>>488616417>triggeredcall ur mom or sister and tell them what u just said here, maybe u will listen to someone from ur familly telling u sound like a retard.
>>488616218like is an understatement, thank you again
I eat ass
>>488613712I fully expect that and would be extremely happy for them, because if I EB somebody it means I genuinely care about them, and their wellbeing.
>mfw enemy SAM uses LB without popping Chiten
>>488612228>Ive never seen this price in any other xpac beforeBecause you apparently started in 6.5
What's the fashion report solution?
>>488607467Oh, hey sis!
>>488616317Shapely
>>488616768If you're partners with someone and you message them on something like Discord, so they cant miss the message, and they just dont reply for days and ignore the message when they do finally send you something thats abnormal. People who like each other normally try to engage with them often as possible.
>>488616787>u ur u ur u ur ur ur uDumb wigger.
>>488616908we'll know tomorrow
>>488616768Jealousy is an evil, horrible little monster that lives inside all of us at one point or another, and causes one to act in ways that they wouldn't normally.
>>488616679It's ok, plenty of fishes in the sea. Hope you'll find someone fitting your preferences.
>>488615451Can't believe you're cheating already you jiggolo
>>488616908it looks like this
>>488616687It's better for your EB to like their character isn't it!!! I'm sure you still like whatever she plays.My EB made an Elezen recently and the Elezen is really cute and cool and I like the character a lot.
>>488616950triggered lol
>>488616036I used to beat off 3-7x a day... now I can barely eke out 1x a day...>>488616074>Lose weightI'm 5'8 150 lbs. I wouldn't consider myself skinny but it's not like I'm fat either...>fix your dietI eat mostly eggs and oatmeal. A lot of rice too. Not too much protein outside of chicken tenders unironically. I drink a lot of water too>>488616159Uggghhhhh......... I don't wanna>>488616191Really...? you can make my wiener hard again? I just want to feel like a young buck one last time>>488616274I don't think it's that dude, I never really stroked it that hard. I used to be able to cum by just stroking through my shorts.
>>488612228>Why is my 5 minutes of work pushing macros not rewarded with tens of millions of gil???I hate crafter mains so much
>>488617045how tf you jack it 7 times a day REGULARLY
i miss this little ability like you wouldn't believe bros...
why can't they just watch a good guide jesus
>>488616768I'm not talking about if they ignore you or don't respond to your messages, I mean if you talk to them, and they give responds that show they have no interest, especially when you're attempting to make conversation. And then a few days later, they suddenly seem very interested and tell you they love you and want to EB you. That's weird as shit and a huge red flag.
>>488615810nta people dont like my grown ass man femlala that way...
>>488616364haha, how funny would that be...
>>488617045>>488617131Things are looking absolutely dire for the younger generations.
>>488616618Okay sorry sorry gimmie a few mins I have to do some stuff hehehehhhHEHHahAHhehAUehuhA>>488616661If I did that I would have made Crystal by now.
>>488614649It's okay anon, it gets better eventually...
>>488612228feels good to have made 50 million gil the first two days. artisan user btw
>>488614645Nice...
>>488617045yea you're just a low t dysgenic freak sorry, die
>>488617045EB status? need me a cute ED wife to bully
thinking about completely revamping my hotbars and keybinds using what I've learned over the past month but daaaaaaaaaaangit's going to be annoying to relearn everything
>>488616274This. I had to have my last boyfriend show me how to get him off and he took hold of his hog like it owed him money.
>>488617154>give respondsrespones*I'm drinking leave me alone
>>488615991>>488616071>>488616226>>488616253I would be alone, lol. I don't know any other raiders who aren't already in statics. I'd be starting from ground zero basically.
>>488617154Hmmm that does feel familiar. What if the person is very funny, engaging, lovey and talkative for a long time and then suddenly all that stops and they cant explain or give a reason why?
>>488617349They found a replacement for you
>>488617152You're lucky, I myself don't watch guides at all
>>488617141I remember when Bloodbath was WARRIOR'S ability before everyone was allowed to his it except him.
>>488617309DON'T CALL IT THATNEVER CALL IT THAT
Sunc@ Segs
>>488616884Diadochos was selling way better than that weeks after>>488617109faggot>>488617246>50Mlmao, I made that in the first 2 hours after maint, kys artisan retard
>>488617324I would try joining an already established group that is having to replace a member then..
>>488617349Could be a bpdemon. Theres a lot of bipolar people on here who will talk to someone for months and then just cut content like its nothing.
>>488617349sounds like a femlala i know
>>488617349They lost interest. As for why, it could be anyone's guess. Doesn't necessarily mean they found a replacement like the other anon said, but it's clear you aren't the one for them, for many reasons.
>>488617515bpd isn't bipolar you retard
i thought we were shitposting gary is real?
You now remember the absolute kino that was E4 and E5.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YurCzvTmxFQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u6jV32-M_g
>>488617324You're better off joining a static than trying to form one sadly. Finding 7 other players atm is really hard compared to joining an existing one.
>>488617512I suppose, I just hate the idea of joining prexisting groups of people who already know eachother and being the odd one out.
>>488617596Do you really fucking think /xivg/ would just make up a guide creator?
>>488617479Sorry. He grabbed his peepee like it just called his mama fat.
>>488616446I saw this viera in s9 earlier
>>488617605I had the Ramuh song on all yesterday while progging Black Cat. Made the fight way better.
>>488617589bpd=/=bpdemon. If I meant bpd I would say it.
>>488617657I will be putting a hole through Leviah's front head in the upcoming match.
>>488617515BPD is borderline personality disorder, not bipolar. I would know, multiple of my relatives have BPD and I've had to cut them off.>>488617662Yes.
>>488617324What do you place, fren?
>>488617589>bpd isn't bipolar Wrong
>>488616274>>488617309kind of a shame most American sex ed programs boil down to "do not think about anything sexual until marriage" and if you try to have programs that teach teenagers about healthy masturbation habits or contraception you get certain demographics shrieking about how it's pedophiliaand then the same people cry online about porn addiction and trannies existing
>positioning mechanic shows up>lining up my character so the mech resolves>suddenly titan's massive ass obscures 80% of my screen (i already have others' effects set to limited but his ass is still here)>we wipethis is ACTUALLY going to make me racist
>>488617756>Cutting off family with disorders instead of supporting them
>>488617507but i didnt have to play the game, i slept through most of it in fact
>>488617589bpd = Bi Polar DisorderAre u retarded or something??
>>488617796*play
>>488617638I don't consider myself the most socially outgoing person but both my groups where I joined as the odd one out I ended up having a lot of fun and being part of the gang after a few weeks
>>488617921didnt ask, fatty
>>488617827>>488617931He's right actually. BPD is Borderline personality disorder, BP is Bipolar, and BP-II is Bipolar II.t. BP-II
Gathering materia prices are so fucking raped right now. Do I just save them for the next gathering set?
>>488617915pbd is just a medicalized way of saying "demonic personality"
>>488617745>>488617827>>488617931
sam sisters... i don't feel so good...where's the 2.00 gcd rotation tips...
>>488615045I was in this situation before and I'd always try to act interested even in their more slumpy-ish moments, but sometimes I'd be so tired of it and not in the best state of mind myself that I'd give lazy replies since they didn't seem to care either way. While usually their slumps would last a week or so if I ever did this they'd immediately try to grab my attention and chat a lot with me the following day and I never understood what was up with that. Whenever I thought they were feeling down or that something was wrong I'd ask them if everything was alright and they'd just ignore me or say no so it ended up not working out
The only people who say DoH / DoL is a cartel are people who don't want other people crafting/gathering because holy fuck I made 100m since 7.05 just gathering alone
>>488617745>bpdemon isn't bpdWhy would you or anyone even make up that word for it then if it doesn't mean BPD, because when you pronounciate it, it's literally bee-pee-demon. You're just a retard.>>488617915Yeah I have no interest in supporting people who physically abused me for years, thanks. I'm no martyr, people with BPD can figure out their shit on their own. If I've learned anything in my 30 years of living, it's that blood ain't shit.
Why that pussy glittery
>>488618001i prefer the term pleasantly plump
>>488616446Built
new thread please... my malezen... needs his *cough* (you)s....
Zoomers have no idea what a "friend" is.>Ignore each others texts and phone calls for hours or days even when they're sat at home doing nothing>The millisecond their "friend" is sad/needs a shoulder to cry on they go full "Oh man you're bumming me out, you're harshing my vibe man, you're traumadumping man">Makes plans, doesn't show up, no apology>If their friend is accused of something bad, they instantly cut them off, 0 loyalty even when there's no evidence of wrongdoing>Only ever responds to messages with "yeh" "nah" "baka" "wut" or "gtg"
I like digging for earwax while waiting for PF to fill. What do you like to do to pass the time?
>>488618145
>>488618172wut
this thread is traumadumping
bfxm
hitler came up from hell to personally rape my asshole mid raid on the toilet
>>488618172ye
Emotional support thread
>>488618019>>488618041Wrong
>>488618172You retards have unrealistic expectations of online mmo friendships. Just because im home or online or even at my PC doesnt mean im going to respond to your message immediately or in 5 minutes. Its also normal to give short replies to casual inquiries. If anything youre a fucking weirdo if you textbomb people with a book of words when someone asks you how your day was.
>>488618258Yes mistress... just give me the sweet (you)...
>>488618172gtg
>>488618418Wrong.
>>488617745nigga what are you ON about bpdemon always refers to bpd
>>488618172nah
>>488618258normally i'd be immediately on my knees licking it like a little beta loser...but i know this poster is a lala, sooooo into the woodchipper you go *wa-chunk* GRRRRRRRRNGGNRNNGRRG
>>488618448>Someone asks you how your day went>They get mad when you tell them in detail how it went?????
saving my post for next thread
>>488618172Spot-on. You got 'em riled up with this one.
I think I have bpd or some Bipolar problem but im too scared to see a doctor and my family is 100% Jesus so they think mental illness is the devil influencing ur life or some shit
>>488618448Just say you jerk off to blacked impregnation sissy porn and be honest with us.
>>488614567>me watching a guy dance around his EB in discord knowing she has an irl relationship
>>488618448>You retards have unrealistic expectations of online mmo friendships.Like I said, you have no idea what a friend is.You use people, you're not friends with them.
>>488618027I'm not a demon I'm an angel
Crystal CC @ 6:00 ET
>this thread
Hroth+ or Elezen+ Mostly tank jobs
>>488618740Man I like monkeys...
>>488618669move out
>>488618172>Only ever responds to messages with "yeh" "nah" "baka" "wut" or "gtg"Millennials started that shit. We're just carrying on the torch.
>>488618418It's literally my mental illness I cannot be wrong.
>>488618801do you like mhiggers
>>488618027That's putting it lightly>be younger have older sister, always tells me she loves me more than my other siblings and that I'm her favorite>if I don't do what she says she loses her shit, hits me and scratches me and beats me, locks me in the closet, blackmails me with anything she can find>one time when I was around 16 her xbox wasn't working so she asks me to fix it>tell her I don't know what's wrong with it>she tells me to call tech support for her, tell her no and that she's an adult and that I'm just a minor and she should call them herself>she starts losing her shit, throwing things around the house, goes to my mom and cries and screams that I won't call them for her, my mom tells her I don't have to>leave the house to go somewhere then come back>go to my room, all of my gamecube games are on the ground and snapped in halfI have so many stories it's unimaginable. People in my family always go off on me that I "shouldn't turn my back on family". Nah fuck you bitch.
>>488617750Who is Leviah?
As far as im concerned, ignoring someone online when you're clearly there is just ask awkward and fucked up as it would be in an equivalent offline setting. If you were in the same room as a friend and asked a question and they just sat there ignoring you, that would be weird as fuck. You would assume theyre mad at you.
my femlala is going to blow her fucking brains out
>>488618904cya atma
where the fuck are the thread map parties
>>488618448>taking 2 minutes of your time to reply to someone is too much workYou know you can just say you're tired or busy if you don't want to talk with someone right, you don't have to ignore them. If you can't even do that then just don't call them a friend and this whole argument wouldn't apply to begin with>>488618669Cuuute cat
>>488618904>femlala>suicidalname a stronger duo
>>488618879a cute fiddie
>>488618967primal
>>488618967sorry i sold all my maps when they were 100k..
>>488618989
>>488618448This game is full of freaks and loners, I talked to this person once while waiting for the snake fate, he sent me a friend request, asked for my discord, sent 1 discord server, sent friend request on my steam bc he saw my steam in my disc profile, started following me in my spotify bc it was there as well, everyday he would text me asking how I was doing, to the point where I set my disc/steam to offline and my game to busy, DAYS after he was still sending messagesLike, bro?????????? Get a grip.
>>488618904Catboy cum is an antidepressant... or so I've heard :3
>>488617349my femlala is like this
>>488618448I WISH I had friends who dropped paragraphs in response to simple questions
>>488618989FemraMasochisticMiddie Seems normal but is fucking nutsSuncatNice MoonieRetarded
>>488617605>>488617741Does anyone know where that screaming is from in the Ramuh theme? I've heard it before in multiple other games from 2007 to literally last month
>>488618879Someone who's afraid to get his front head remodeled.
>>488619050did you really have to include your character for this post?
>Can't move because I'm casting Glare>Can't cancel Glare because I can't move>Die to the Samurai Puppet
>>488619050>PostWow if I were you I would've fallen in love with him on the spot. lole.
>>488619153That's basically 99% of xivg posts
>>488619153yeah
>>488619050Why did you accept if you didnt want to? Why didnt you inform them that was too much for someone you just met? I mean sure they're weird, but you also have a responsibility to communicate boundaries.
>>488618879Leviah Lovegood is the character of a pedophile who posts itt
>>488616989gomemansorry going to sleep AHHH SHNOOO AHHH SHNOOOO seriously though I am, I'm tired as fuck
I'm afraid it's one of those "no dye shade matches the piece you want it to" episodes.
>>488619039Shouldn't have replied to me because I have no idea what you're saying bwo
>best friend is going through EW for the first time>"hey bro, let me know when you unlock the next trial! i want to join you!">"ok">see him in the zone where the trial is unlocked>spend an hour running around in circles at my private estate while he's in cutscenes, waiting for him to reach the trial>check friends list>he's in the trialneeded to vent somewhere. rarely ever get to play with my friend because our schedules are opposites and then the one night we're both on he just queues stuff without me. ;_;
is there anyway to not have shitty crone hands with bibo?
>>488619208
>>488619323this feel...
>>488618076that's the ishgardian racial bonus
>keep missing the CC call by :20How does this keep happening?!
>>488619297This is going to get worse since someone at CBU3 has a real hard on for the felt shader
>>488619428>>488619428>>488619428>>488619428>>488619428
>>488619297judas more like poodas lol
>>488619050Look at this niggerlicious faggot biofem complain about receiving attention from men. Thinly-veiled humblebrag post. Fucking kys
>>488619323he's a retard. sorry bro
>>488619120>>Moonie>Retardedhey.. i resemble that
>>488619323Drop em. Unironically if people cant even remember or care for simple things like that they aren't going to be worth the hassle long term.
>>488619273I didnt accept the steam friend request and I thought it would be weird to leave the disc group/remove them from discord, I replied and did small talk but them it was everyday all dayIm not mean, I can talk if theres something to talk, but shit like ''Hello, how you doing?'' every day every hour is just madness, I cant stand
>>488619208>roots and silences you when the samurai puppet is starting up
>>488619419<3
>>488619419buuuuuttttt
>>488619323I'm going through msq for the first time and I've had friends say they want to do this but I never reach out because I just wanna do the trial when it comes up during the story and I feel awkward going OK NOW LETS GO FRIEND when it's suddenly time
>>488619375yep and the answer isn't even switching off bibohope this helps
Crystal CC @ 9:00 ET
>>488619432They need to just add like 2x as many dyes as we have...The fact that there's no Electrope Purple dye makes me want to commit a crime against the Square Enix HQ (trespassing so I can scream obscenities)>>488619449WTF? Apologize.
>>488617605The ifrit+garuda one is also banger.
>>488619323>me unlocking a trial and leaving it for the next day when my friend logs in :3
>>488619656it did, thanks
>>488619542<3!!!!>>488619550but what?!
>>488619841b-buuuutttt.... butt???