>Patch Notes (7.05)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/3a247a30e096e56b701157cd9fb903299a244c2f>Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshellshttps://rentry.org/xivgresources8>In-game EventsMoonfire Faire (August 8th to August 26th)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2024/Moonfire_Faire/vk09iygn4m >Meetups• August 3, 4:00 PM EDT | Zurvan, Materia Gold Saucer, Mahjong Lounge | /xivg/ Mahjong Open Tournament >>488070037Previous: >>488619428
femezen!
>>488629212
Moonies. :3
I'm horny>>488629286/vomit
i love hrothgirls so much its unreal
my catboy has now gone 8 days without cumming
>>488629230Post your cute face
my femlala will be crying herself to sleep tonight
hrothgals uber alles
my catboy likes
>>488629334no one unironically likes moonie girls...
CC doko?
>>488629418Nice blank
gocks.........
Whatcha' drinking anon?
>>488629286I didn't think it'd be possible for someone to singlehandedly tank an entire races cred like this yet you manage it somehow
>The Warrior of Light is approached by two Garlean soldiers>"Uhhh sorry guys, I don't consent to this fight">They leaveDo female character players really think this is how the world works?
If you're a tank that pulls the four Skydeep Packers up the hallway for no fucking reason after the second boss of Skydeep Cenote, fucking kill yourself. What the fuck is wrong with you?
smooching middies
>>488629469the sweetest of ice tea
>>488629469mountain dew
Post some and or all of these for your WoL
>>488629418Nice Blank
Everytime Alisae calls Wuk by her family name I cringe so fucking hard dudeYou are so WHITE
>>488629393haha hey mine did that last week...I hope it gets better for you sis.
retard
>>488629286https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/487730381/#q487763543
>>488629504lewd, more
Casual CC on Crystal @ 5:45 ET
>>488629502i forgor theres no other mobs sorry
>>488629469Beer.
>>488629429my knight in shining armor CC friend/pet
>>488629519Essay anchor...
look at this lil gremlin
>>488629519all of my responses are rape
>cant put relic weapons in the dresseri guess ill throw them away they are just the manderville ones
>>488629409post ur moonie girl
>>48862951930 is fucking ridiculous. Shorten this shit down to 10
>>488629646I am looking
smooching face 6 male middies
>>488629519kek
>>488629519that's too many questions, i will not be participating in this anchor
>>488629536It's awfulI'm glad the game lets you stop short of telling her to fuck off when she says you can call her that unlike those times you're basically forced to support her
I am back, once again, asking what I should level next because I'm an indecisive shit.
>>488629469cactus cooler
>>488629504Nobody likes middies tho
Protect, cherish Alisaie at all cost.
>>488629658if they're completed you can just buy the replicas for 1000 gil
>>488629519no
>If you squirt lemon fanta in a girls face she'll sploosh her panties for youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6L9WgDPP7o
>>488629664Just pick your favorites
Meaty levinsteed thighs
>>488629469i also am drinking the dew of mountains
>>488629760Nice Blank
what's your favourite minion that can ride on shoulders or headsi really like lesser panda but i strongly wish crabe de la crabe could ride on my head...
>>488629334I'll post when I'm out of this dungeon.
>>488629379Okay I guess bro
finally finished ARR and got my astrologian class! how many fantasias for free? i was considering changing how my goober looked, but wasnt sure if this is a one time only thing
>>488629760
>>488629469Water
Hyur men are in dangerfemhroths are coming for them
I miss early dawntrail thread. we used to talk about the story and now it just full of fucking avatarposter just posting dumb shit. like there are like 2-5 avatarposter that ironically likes talking about the lore here. fuck y'all
>>488629409your moonie girl is builded for my malezen
>>488629469Promethazine mixed with sprite with a melted jolly rancher
TOTALWUKVICTORY
>>488629710bard
>>488629767This shojo manga dragged the fuck on and wow they really fucked this adaptation visually, wow they go and make her ugly as fuck.
I missed the tummy anchor
I did some dumb gpose stuff
>>488629710pld
>>488629971nice diap
>>488629519EXTENSION:31. Credit card number?32. Expiration date of the credit card?33. The numbers on the back of the credit card?
>>488629882There's the ARR completion one and another in Ul'dah so you get at least two free fantasias.
this place is weird
>>488629871i will wait.
>>488629760STOP POSTING THIS UGLY FUCKING CAThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY9Hbv6ywQE
>>488629881rape
>>488629519I posted pics last thread, and thats all you're gonna get.
>>488629972one of my favorite femlalas... cool gpose sis!!
behead skippers
>>488628782>>488629091I HATE when people say that Dawntrail was "ARR tier writing," A Realm Reborn was WAY better written than Dawntrail. The city-states were fucking interesting, Ul'dah has to contend with the Amal'jaa, internal factions that want war with Garlemald, double and triple agents like Roaille, Ala Mhigan refugees who resent the upper class, scheming monetarists which employ literal armies of assassins like Death's Embrace to silence their rivals, the monetarist vs. royalist conflict, the Order of Nald'thal dogmatically persecuting black magic, the thaumaturge guild leader constantly changing because he keeps being persecuted for black magic, the summoning of Voidsent by greedy mages, massive amounts of violent crime related to gambling, wealth disparity, gladiators hobbling each other before matches to try to win glory, you've got places like the Silver Bazaar which are trying to be bought by wealth real-estate moguls who want to build luxury homes there, giant mining operations, the giants in Copperbell who were enslaved and then entombed and now they're pissed off, an alchemist is trying to awaken dead souls because he needs to say good bye, people keep accusing Masked Rose and Redolent Rose of being the same guy even though they're in different places.Compare that to Tuliyollal which is like a multicultural utopia where people eat tacos and drink freshly squeezed juice, nobody is poor or rich, everyone loves the ruler, everyone loves the new ruler and the torch is passed peacefully, no crime, no enemies, no problems, no intrigue. Tuliyollal is boring, inoffensive, and lacks any capacity for good story-telling.
atma should kill himself. hes a piece of shit and takes advantage of his friends
Any Triple Triad collectors here? How much of a grind is it? I fight every NPC i come across but i know some are locked behind yellow quests
>>488629972Can't believe you did actual porn with robots.
>>488629919no we aren't lmao
>>488629334That's me!
>>488629962Bard it is.>>488629983And I'll do PLD after so it keeps me from asking this for a while.Thank you both.
post lalafells
>>488629814I prefer the other Wicked Thunder.
>>488629972sick gpose anon
>>488629971rape
>>488630082Trial and tournament cards are the only bad parts. NPCs are nothing.
>>488630072What if we already did the content before?
>>488629518>>488629815>American hours>Amerifats drinking their high-fructose corn sippies
>>488629661i can't do that now..
>>488629972This is just the leadup to the one I actually spent too much time on!
>>488630107np, good luck and have fun anon
>>488630106i dont see a moonie...
>>488629972very cool but also kind of funny right has to get on a knee to punch the shit out of a lala
>>488629995012345678900133700/69 000
>>488629519reeeeeeetaaaaaaaarddddd
>>488629995>Credit card number?4111 1111 1111 1111> Expiration date of the credit card?12/29>The numbers on the back of the credit card?123
i am stilla male moonie
>>488629760Keep posting this cute fucking cat.
my catgirl looks and acts like this
>>48863018210/10 good work
how 2 make frens in game
convince me not to make a picture of sphene getting magic wanded and squirting
>>488630056That would be gay and make me a faggot though...
>>488630108
>>488630076fantastic write up but uh>people keep accusing Masked Rose and Redolent Rose of being the same guy even though they're in different places.idk man.... my gut is telling me they're the same...
>>488630089i can, pretty based desu
>>488629814I wish she'd crush the life out of me between those muscular mommas
Is there a fix for the ingame AO making these little outlines without during it off completely? Like a patch similar to the DLSS patch.I don't want to have to turn on reshade just for a little AO.>>488630116Thnx you too>>488629469I had an arnold palmer lite when I got up. Now water.>>488630283Talk to them>>488629972Really good like usual.
Only melee DPS left.
>>488630283don't be weird
>>488630076Uh oh! Cutscene skipper meltie!! Lol!
>>488630252Mine too except she looks like a catgirl.
i have spent 20 minutes launching these mobs with this bridgesometimes they glitch and fly upwards at rocket speedsometimes they just disappear
my catboy likes boys
>>488630318hair mod?
I live in the UK and in some shops they sell imported American foods and drinks.I tried American fanta, Arizona Ice Tea and Mountain Dew. They all taste watered down and almost flavourless. We have fanta in the UK and compared to the American version it's bursting with flavour. The Arizona Ice Tea tasted like something from Lidl.
>>488629402Smooch
when is ffxiv going to be safe to play for retards like me that can't handle overcomplicated things
>>488630182
thx for joining rdm-sama :D shame we got confused on clock spots for the later half lol
>>488630081i just know atma posted this
>>488630353>Talk to themso hard...
>>488630391>she looks like a catgirl.unfortunate
>>488630076Speaking of Tural being boring I kept wondering why Wuk Lamat kept repeating she wanted to keep her father's peace when there was zero indication that there was any kind of conflict between the different cultures that actually mattered. The only people that don't like the current state are a bunch of shitters in the jungle that are destroying themselves but whose problems end up being fixed almost immediately. There were a couple Pelulpelu that supported that dead guy because trading opportunities but they didn't matter at all.
>>488630396Does it actually despawn the mob?
>>488630303Use prison logic, the person who derives pleasure from homosex is in fact the homo, and the one giving is not the homo.
God I need a femezen's feet in flip flops right now
>>488629934Be the change you wish to see in the world, Anonymous. What about the story do you want to discuss?
>>488630076>"And this is a race of merchants">"Oh they'll never cheat you, just convince you to buy something you don't need. They're all racially committed to spreading happiness through trade!">"Here are the giants. They used to conquer and enslave.">"Oh but they caught a manlet plague and withdrew to their mountains. Nobody really holds a grudge anymore, though.">"Here are the Banubanu.">"They're idiots and have absolutely no importance to anything."
>>488630396hehe
>>488629594Casual CC on Crystal @ 9:25 ET
>>488630438sis your mods are showing what if someone uses that image to report you
>>488630471no, it resets them back on top of the hillbut occasional funi physics make brain happi
>>488630442>shame we got confused on clock spots for the later half lolLet me guess, some people went relative and some went TN?
>>488630182>>488630439Kino...
>>488629334me
Humbly requesting that you post your Highlanders and Thighlanders.
/clutchhead
>>488630486Yes exactly. I would be a homo. Do you think I'm just some kind of fag who craves dick?
I just had my best match ever in CC. I'm so proud, I just had to screenshot it and show my homies here in /xivg/.
>>488630318holy fuck do you like catboys
>>488630593turn your hdr off
>>488630169Its bedtime for half of America
AETHER, Queue Mahjong, Novice (Quick Ranked Match) @11am EORZEA TIME!
>>488630465Watch it.
Im looking for 1 EB>no ERP or anything sexual>no coomers>have to play the game all day with me>like to watch movies but not the pseudo-intellectual type>cc player>hunt train enjoyer (we hate lamp jokes)>read books or novels (specially chinese novels)>crafter/gatherer so we can sperg out about min max stuff>likes to play every type of game>kind but not fragile, I dont like mean/rude people>patient and communicative
>>488630367go for it anon!
plap plap plap
>>488630614
>>488629972>>488630182>>488630439This is what I'm here for.
>>488630642It is off
>>488629334I'm a moonie!
>>488630713you are literally meso my best advice is to stop looking hereyou will not find it and the people here are horriblei wish you luck
>>488630595I mean, the one getting raped isn't, but are you saying you crave it? Are you actually a homolala?
>>488629402gonna nibble those fluffy ears
Veenas want one thingKnow what it is??
>>488630614Good job anon!
>>488630749why is ur brightness so high then?
>>488630646The better or worse half?
>>488630713silica gel just expands and is a choking hazard, it is not poison
>>488630713What do you have to offer? Thats quite a list.
>>488630040okay, I did it.
>>488630713>>488630773I'm what you are looking for but you don't like male characters.
>>488630439Ok.
>>488630614Yea that'll happen if you're playing monk against a team that barely presses recovery
>>488630469Wuk was worried about Zoraal Ja or Bakool Ja Ja winning because one literally said he'd start a-conquering the second he won and Bakool was going to be a race supremacistBut yeah those were the only actual threats to the status quo. And "I want to maintain the status quo" isn't the most interesting motivation. Things should have been falling apart from Gabagool Ja Ja's failing health, not perfectly harmonious until the "wrong" person won and suddenly everything instantly goes to shit
any squatters?
>>488630775>are you saying you crave it? Are you actually a homolala?o-of course not anon
>>488630569no the off tank was going all the way across the boss for quad partners because we messed up pairs so he kept dying to the cleaves
>>488630713that's me but I don't read chinese novels, my dad does all the time so maybe I'll get into it eventually. you'll find someone out there I'm sure.
>>488630614Good job, bro..keep training so EVERY match is like this match!
>>488630614MNK with no deaths.I'd be happy to have you on my team.And I wouldn't be mad at you if we had lost.
>>488629815/pet /pet /petman I wish I had a cute costume like that if it was available on trial.>>488629972+20 kinopoints >>488629960Hope you get better from allergies and/or nausea. >>488630353>>488629887Same, but with some tea leaves sprinkled in.
>>488630807It's technicolor2 and I have it so the game looks more vibrantI like colors
>>488629286do you have any catboxes other than the 2 you sometimes post?
>>488630713>no ERP or anything sexualAnnnnnnnd I'm out
>>488630713>no ERP or anything sexualI love ERP>no coomersI love porn>have to play the game all day with meI hate playing this game>like to watch movies but not the pseudo-intellectual typeis No Country for Old Men pseud>cc playerNope>hunt train enjoyer (we hate lamp jokes)Nope>read books or novels (specially chinese novels)I like old, racist books>crafter/gatherer so we can sperg out about min max stuffHate DoH/L>likes to play every type of gameprobably>kind but not fragile, I dont like mean/rude peopleI've matured in the past few years>patient and communicativepatient, yescommunicative, yes, but only when I'm not ghosting youokay do i get sex now
>>488630469I don't even know what to say about the story behind Yak T'el, where you learn that Gulool Ja Ja and his party fought both the Mamook and the Xbr'aal to a standstill simultaneously (suffering zero losses) and then convinced them to talk it out and have some tacos maaaan. Like I want to say a badass unstoppable freedom fighting squad FORCING people to mediate is cool but can you imagine if stopping the Dragonsong War or the advance of Garlemald was that simple?
>>488630897Zoraal Ja would get his shit pushed in by the Maelstrom Armada before he even makes landfall.
>>488630590have a moody one
Bros I got two admire the asses of two fiddies this weekLife is good out here in the trenchesmale middie btw
crying while i erp in old sharlayan because of the music
>>488630713>wants eb>doesn’t want sexAre you an ace faggot or something?
Man I thought Tritails Training was gonna be great for gym/workout posing but it's basically unusable, this SUCKS
>>488630463Yeah I find that telling people I'm hard can help with making friends sometimes>>488630442How do ppl get confused on clock spots? It's one spot the whole fight. You're either to the right of boss, facing boss, behind boss. Or you're always facing north, away from north, the right..If you're doing TN and you're east, you can put a flag to the east of the arena to know you're always that direction. Or place it west and know you should always put the boss between yourself and the west flag...I think the only time I ever messed up spots there is well... was MTing and if I'd ever panic because people were dying and I pulled boss to the wrong spot I'd get flipped around because I was too focused on getting boss in the right spot, but no one else has to worry about that.
>>488631018/smooch
>>488630985please be sunnie
>>488630963try f-list.net/c/kanchelle loreux, I have a few pics on there
>>488631060he is, yeah
anyone with some knowledge of altering/making mods??I wanna swap the target minion for a mod that changes the minion to something else
>>488631047She should be killing tieflings with her goblin horde. What's she doing in Eorzea?
>>488630439my god..Your lala is the "Burned Man"
can you limit break while having sexdoes dynamis make the penis harder
The word you are looking for is friend. An eternal bond is a romantic relationship which involved physical intimacy.
can't believe there's niggas that unironically thirstpost tranchal
>>488630495
>>488630897Zoraal Ja boasting about wanting to conquer the world felt so silly because the WoL is there and has personal connections to every other military in the world, one of which is almost a completely naval power and another of which has a dragon that ended up destroying his whole advanced army after his power up.
Need severely mentally ill eb
>>488630713>>no ERP or anything sexualokay>>no coomersyep>>have to play the game all day with medefinitely>>like to watch movies but not the pseudo-intellectual typeyeah>>cc playernot really, but i'll try>>hunt train enjoyer (we hate lamp jokes)never done hunt trains>>read books or novels (specially chinese novels)based, and yeah. haven't read any chinese novels though because i refuse to learn chinese, and translations suck ass from what i've seen>>crafter/gatherer so we can sperg out about min max stuffnope>>likes to play every type of game'ate moba, 'ate rts, 'ate fortnite, simple as>>kind but not fragile, I dont like mean/rude peoplei say n'wah a lot>>patient and communicativeyes and yes
>>488630713>no ERP or anything sexuali love erping with my eb>no coomersyeah>have to play the game all day with meyeah>like to watch movies but not the pseudo-intellectual typebased>cc playerno but i was crystal or w.e. when this came out>hunt train enjoyer (we hate lamp jokes)fuck hunt trains>read books or novels (specially chinese novels)i dont read>crafter/gatherer so we can sperg out about min max stuffi only craft my own pots/food for raids>likes to play every type of gamemostly>kind but not fragile, I dont like mean/rude peopleyeah>patient and communicativeyeah
>>488631025>but can you imagine if stopping the Dragonsong War or the advance of Garlemald was that simple?In defense of the storytelling, I think that kind of simplicity is well suited to a past event and it's not comparable to the ones we lived through that you mentioned.
>>488629519>What's their name?Burger>Race and Main Class/jobFemlala, burgermaster>A striking feature?She loves burgers>Their age?Burgertwo>Their personality? Burgers>Their clothing?Greasy from eating burgers>How was their childhood?She ate burgers all day>Their goals?Eat more burgers>How do they make a living?Eating burgers>Their favorite food?Burger>Their worst fear?Being eaten by living burgers>They have hobbies?Eat burgers>Which is their favored party role?Burger eater>Their talents?Eat burgers>Is it a native of Eorzea? What is their hometown?Burgerland>Their parents?Eating burgers>Their siblings?Eating burgers>Other family?Probably eating burgers>What do they think of love?Needs more burger>And sex?Needs burger>Thoughts about gil?Doesn't taste as good as burger>Their faith?Devoted to burgers>They have enemies?Burger haters>Their role models?The FATTEST burgers in the world>Their fondest memory?Her first burger>Their biggest flaw?Not being able to eat all the burgers in the world at once>Their beliefs?She believes in burger>Thoughts on beast tribes?Should be turned into tasty burgers>Their greatest regret?The moment she couldn't presence the rise of the biggest burger in history>Any secrets?Sometimes the burgers are not made with normal meat
what does your gunbreaker look like, xivg
>>488630713>ok>i already failed>sure>sure>nope>nope>nope>nope>yeah i love all games>i think i'm a nice person but idk>as long as patient doesn't mean "patient with people who are completely oblivious and dense" then yes
>>488631060>>488631181ace?
>>488631009I forgot to add that I'm a catboy btw
>>488631268malboro
>>488630713Why is everyone replying to this gay ass post like it's some /soc/ OP?
>>488630713Let me guess, you still want to act like a faggot with your EB in voice chat?
>>488631331Like my other tanks, tank fantasy is dead
>>488629519My name is Akemi Sanzo. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the alleyway of the Quicksands, where the biggest woobers are I am not married. I work as a prostitute, self-employed, and I get home when the crowds are done with me 4am at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink cum. After sucking a warm cock and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning covered in dried cum. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very slutty life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose time that could be spent focused on woobers. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I would lose to any cock over 4 inches.
why is xivg filled with so many incels
Do dark skinned women like Malezen?
>>488630082hello, grindtist hereI'm in the process of trying to get all the cards by any means necessaryMy remaining 3 cards are:>TT tournament card>TT tournament card>achievement card for collecting all other (currently available) cards (including tournament cards)the most annoying grinds you will need to do:>old dungeons/trials/raids, if you're lucky you can unsync them, but one of them will be level 80/90/100 and you will have very shit luck with it, it will torture you for a few days, happens all the time.>side content like BLU, FATEs, and beast tribes, sometimes cards are locked behind optional questlines as well, some BLU questlines come to mind, so you will have to do the BLU carnivale as well>big ol' MGP dumpsand of course>TT tournament, which happen once every two weeks and most people cheat on them, expect to have to cheat as well. and there's 4 cards there, meaning you will have to place 1st 4 separate times. I wouldn't rely on the RNG packs, I went for about half a year only getting shit.
Why is m1 savage not really that hard? It's hardly a step up from normal.
>>488631351asexual
>>488631029>>488631261Yeah, I couldn't say I was terribly impressed by Zoraal Ja's comments about global conquest. Tuliyollal didn't seem like it had any capability for proper militarization.Then his magic robot army complete with airships gets beaten by a handful of assholes and a dragon. His army getting beaten so easily really defanged the threatTural is a backwater shithole that AT BEST might be able to beat off an invading army because they aren't fractured like the real life Americas were
>>488631243God they are so lickable
>>488631325uhhhhhhhhh ok based
whats more useful scouting or mamimng?
>>488631429anime mmo
>>488631331It's mostly a cash shop set that's been my main glamour for like four years now
>healer dies on all 3 bosses of strayborough>me, the tank, and the other DPS carry him throughoh shit i hope he doesn't go on strike
>>488631418I have a suspicion this is not Akemi Sanchez...
>>488631429have sex
>>488629519You need to type the question in your post if you want anyone to play along
>>488630713wow, uhhhhhhthis post fits me almost 100% except I don't read chinese novels... and that I'm not looking for an EB we could probably be good friends though
>>488631243Link flipflop mod
>>488630713>no ERP or anything sexualbased!>no coomersdouble based!>have to play the game all day with meBut what about my friends...>like to watch movies but not the pseduo-intellectual typeI'm more of a anime watcher...>cc playerbased!>hunt train enjoyerdouble based!>read books or novelsnot based.>craft/gatherbased!>likes to play every type of game50/50>kind but not fragile, I don't like mead/rude peoplesame!>patient and communicativebased!
looking for 1 EB>bigger than me>stronger than me>steady diet of meat, energy drinks, and beer>racist>pvp mega melter>no respect for physical boundaries>embarrasses me in public by handling me and yanking me around>likes being pampered>actually lowkey submissive when doted on
I ama fiddie who made 80m day 1, 40m day 2 and 55m day 3I will not be stoppedI will not be contained
>>488630082yesit's so-so, depends on what you're used tothere are triad npcs and cards locked behind nearly every form of content in the game. 8 man raids, 24 man raids, trials, dungeons, sidequest chains, individual side quests, beast tribes, forays, everything
>>488631018the legendary face 4 femhroth
>>488631351Shorthand for asexual>>488631181Idk if you’re actually ace or not but if you are can you explain this to me. I have a friend who has a gf, she says she’s ace but still is adamant she wants kids. Does this mean she’s faking it and just doesn’t want to have sex with him for fun?
another waking houranother m2s clear party
>>488631292Ultimately the storytelling was there to explain to you why Wuk Lamat's peace tacos justified her claim to the throne so honestly I would've taken almost anything else.
>>488629625
>>488630515*coughs up blood*Casual CC on Crystal @ 12:45 ET
>>488631429there is a large amount of trannies in xivg so there is going to be a lot of actual woman hate to go along with them
>>488631325
Our third pull of M2S in the party, no one even using pots aside from the Reaper because we didn't think we were ready.
>>488631695no clue man, im not ace. sex is cool and good
>>488629469Water with ice in it.
>>488631621https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/92167
>>488631767Incel to trans pipeline is real.
>>488631654uhwhat race
wheres your m4s clear bros
>>488631767and also men that hate women
>>488631654Damn almost me to the TExcept I'm more of a service top
>>488631767I thought trannies idealized women to the point of becoming them
>>488631796Common rpr BVLL win.
>retainer brings back one (1) crystalwhoever allowed this travesty to happen must be excised
>>488631325holy shit i finally found my nhaama, world and EB status?
>>488631418this is good copypasta material
The Tank died to a tank busterThe OT forget to put on tank stance.You will be dying
>>488631830I take my sweet time with things
>>488631830A couple of hours ago bro but I'm not posting that here.Grats to you and your group.
>>488631429>why is xivg filled with so many incelsYou're on 4chan.If you have sex, you don't belong here and you're not welcome here.
Currently dying to 94 degree temps at 1030pmI love how hilarious the size disparity in on hrothgals
>Zoraal Ja says he'll be waiting to cut Wuk's head off at home>Take great pains to get there while literally driving a bomb to his doorstep>Spend all of Heritage Found trying to fucking find the asshole>Zoraal Ja just randomly gets bored and tries to leave and it's the only reason we ever catch up with himWhat the fuck?>>488631709I hate her so much I cheered inside my head when Bakool Ja Ja told her to go fuck herself after she gloated over her victory that she basically had no part in
>>488630076inoffensive is probably the best word to describe the entire continent, no one does anything bad other than the designated villains (which are all coincidentally lizards) and if anyone has done anything bad in the past everything's okay now so don't worry about iti can only cope by praying they'll do a 180 and it turns out everything actually sucks ass and what we were fed was the equivalent of that one scene in The Interview where they realize it's a cardboard city
looking for one EB>is nice>isn't a coomer>likes to talk about food>will groom me into doing raids>loves hunts and fates>likes taking cute pictures>will ramble on and on about something they like>will listen to me ramble
>>488631916Actually I had this happen to me in M2 (normal) the other day and even though I had threat, the TB just randomly picked the off-tank who was below me and another random DPS to crater.
>>488631994I want her to pick me up
>>488631916>Riddle of Earth>Feint>Second WindI don't think so
>>488631994holy moly imagine the hugs
>>488631854No, most are incels who both1.hate themselves and want to be someone else2.hate women so become their own
>>488631986I am mobile posting right now, I'm watching a movie and my gf has her foot on my cock
>>488629334i play one of these
>>488632046Do you like malezen?
i am a maliddie hitokiri (samurai in ffxiv jobs but im better than most samurai) that just cleared m1s. i just thot patrolled black cat (savage) and my iaijutsus hit destroyed her like zenitsu's thunder breathing. fast and swift and powerful. i am a lone wolf not interested in sluts or harlots like black cat, just a ronin making my way throughout the shard
>>488631472The story tried to play up is individual strength and he's also the head of Tura's military but then the only thing you hear about them is that they go around taking care of threats which sounds fairly normal? I guess I see Zoraal Ja as a completely wasted character that got more content in the EX quest text than the whole MSQ.
WHY IS IT ALWAYS HECTOR EVERY SINGLE TIERWHY DOES THIS RETARD RUSH TO SHIT OUT HIS GARBAGE GUIDESHWY DO PEOPLE EAT IT UP AS SOON AS IT'S OUTWHY IS A SINGLE RETARD ALLOWED TO COMPLETELY RUIN NORTH AMERICA RAIDING SCENE"HECTORS STRATS" MFS CAN'T EVEN CLEAR DOUBLE/QUAD STACKSIS THE JOKE HERE THAT HECTOR CAN'T CLEAR AND ANY PF WITH HECTOR ALSO CAN'T CLEAR? BECAUSE THIS HAS TO BE IT
>>488631726......SHOOP!!
final fusedown is too hard
>>488630081and you should take your own advice
Taking a break from fates. Even expert on Picto odd MNK zero DNC.>>488629469Sprite cherry lime. Pretty good.
>>488632130No, I'm a male char
Looking for an EB. Must be:>a bro>won't catch feelings for me>plays the game togetherThat's it.
>>488630460Atma's got a good head on his shoulders, he should heed that advice.
Please post sunnie and moonie c@'s
>>488632198for pf yeah, but admittedly theres a lot of visual clutter going on
>>488630076>Compare that to Tuliyollal which is like a multicultural utopia where people eat tacos and drink freshly squeezed juice, nobody is poor or rich, everyone loves the ruler, everyone loves the new ruler and the torch is passed peacefully, no crime, no enemies, no problems, no intrigue. Tuliyollal is boring, inoffensive, and lacks any capacity for good story-telling.They really need to go over this more. Like is this a absolute monarch? Like the idea of it is so weird and basically lacks anything, was there some system 80 years ago that allow for this to happen? Like some city-state agreement between the other races and gulool ja ja just happened to use those system to create a nation and people were fine with it because "ITS GULOOL JA JA, HES BASED"?Like I know wuk lamat is the ruler now, but nobody got a problem with it? Since majority of people genuinely believe that the first promise was going to win...nobody is mad? like if I invest a lot into someone winning only for them to turn mad and lose I would be pretty pissed off.
I'm looking for one (1) EB (eternal bond partner)You must>like lalaboys (don't respond to this part)>like running roulettes until we cap on tomestones then we only do leveling>like doing savage in PF and hating on the randoms we get who follow hector guides>like anime and manga (and watching / reading them with me)>like action RPGs and co-op games>like sitting in voice chat and occasionally falling asleep in voice chat>like using me as a toy and/or onahole depending on your gender>not be a schizo>not be fat (chubby is ok)>not be a NEET
>>488632258it's too late, i already love your grown ass man cock and balls
>>488632253fanta to female character
>>488632258Kinda asking for a lot, bro...
ugh i'm just going to go to bed. can't muster will to do anything and i'm just tired as heck anyway.sleep dreams, all.may your rooms be frigid and your blankets warm.
can we have a good post
HECTOR!HECTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!HECTOR!
>>488632046hmmm, very very targeted post............
>>488632313disregarding all of this, I'd like to rape your lalaboy
>>488632374ya
>>488632286i cant people hate face 4 moonies here
>>488630076>>488632301I find it less offensive when you consider Gulool Ja Ja a WoL parallel, and I feel like it wouldn't be super out of place if the WoL did something like that, given the way that almost every NPC seems to go along with what you want.
When my moonie raises one of her arms the smell coming from her steamy stinky pits does a half room cleave
>you don't want to have sex? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUGrown ass man who should have a wife and kids at this point btw
>>488632374
>>488632301I think Tuliyollal was just found eighty years ago when Gulool Ja Ja brought peace to Tural, he took the city (built by the Yok Huy) as his seat and the city just sprawled up around him. So it has quite literally zero history.
>>488632406anon we had this discussion five minutes ago
>>488632157Zoraal and Sareel Ja were literally this in my head the entire first half of the MSQ:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMX7k3qsnBkAnd then Zoraal slit Sareel up a treat laughing maniacally and I knew that nothing good was going to happen. Lo and fucking behold I was right.
>>488632438fucking kek
>>488632446beastkin btw
>>488632379of all the shitposters loved by the mods...i hate him the most
>>488632382its literally every other "asking for eb" post
>>488632495I don't think I'm the same anonanyway, sexo!?
BLIND, FRESH progThat's right, blind and fresh, we're just here for fun no saltBeginners absolutely welcome!AH BUT MAKE SURE TO WATCH THE HECTOR GUIDE, THIS IS A GUIDE WATCHING MUST HAVE WATCHED GUIDE PARTY, HECTOR VID, RECITE THE TIMESTAMP AT 53:32 OF THE HECTOR VID AND WRITE ME A 500 WORD ESSAY ON HOW TO HANDLE ALL HECTOR STRATS OR YOU WILL BE KICKED
Looking for an EB:Like me. That's it. Actually want to talk to me.
bully lalafells
>>488632580im sure you're right; just a coincidence
>>488631726Casual CC on Crystal @ 4:15 ET
GuysIntrospection. Peer inwards, and let 'it' speak.
>>488631726I'm gonna flip
Chuds need to stop being so prude. Final Fantasy XIV is an adult video game and sex is just something that normal adults do all the time. Don't you talk about sex with your friends? It's natural and healthy, we all like sex. You like this and that's why you play Final Fantasy XIV.
>>488632596Post character and maybe, faggy
>>488632646and by 'it' i mean my peanus weanus of course :3
>>488632638yeah haha
>>488632619It should have been me...
>>488632646>The world is my oyster and I desire to obliterate itWoah, cool
>>488632646It just yells about queueing for CC and gooning.
>>488631458It's a huge step up from normal. What? Your static is really good if you feel that way.Bee is the one that is basically just normal but the telegraphs are obfuscated more and there's defamations and puddles.
>>488632441I'm sure it's easy to have kids without having sex when Demetrius Reginald DeShawn Jr is the one fucking your wife while you cry about other grown men on the internet
>>488632076>>488632097
>>488631363light...
>>488632706catboy
>>488631820A thousand blessings on you, anon.
>>488632358I was just about to go to sleep myself, gotta get some good rest for work and waging total baiman war at the mahjong tourny tomorrow. Sleep well sis!
>>488632682did the 4th fight version of that ever drop, i only saw the first 3.
What a shitty night.
>>4886295194. 41, retired5. Stoic but mischievous when around his family on account of their scams.6. Old, rgged tuxedo with a patchwork scarf.9. Graverobbing.11. Losing their family.12. Robbing graves or dead adventurers that he traveled with. Not out of animosity or anything, it's a little game he plays in his head: if he outlasts them in a dungeon, he gets their stuff. 16. Never met his parents. Him and his siblings were orphaned, cursed to live their days in the sewers of Uldah.17. He has 7 he needs to support with his ill-begotten gains. They live as pariahs doing odd jobs due to their mutations.23. Lalafell nobility, specifically, Lolorito Nanarito for kicking him and his family out when they had no where else to go. Luckily, he was soon employed by the benevolent Teledji Adeledji. Savior of the poor and benefactor of my WoL OCDonutsteel. For the small price of spying on the populace from the sewers and gathering intel, Teledji lets him and his family eat their weight in dodo meat!29. Not killing his parents for abandoning them with their genetic mutations that seem to be from some form of hereditary curse. Not going to school or having friends due to his freakish demonic appearance.
>>488632682grossly disappointed by the lack of shitty strat memes this tier
I'm looking for one (1) EB (eternal bond partner)You must>like lalaboys (don't respond to this part)>not judge my weird fetishistic gposes>gush to each other about our characters and how we'd put them through the wringer but not erp>not mind i am far below you in content because i am doing every single thing available before moving on to the next area>enjoy dressing up as a tonberry with me and silently following strangers around
i want to lose to moonie pits...
>>488632646my inner monologue pivots rapidly between marveling at how worthless I am and desiring to goon.
>>488632441>grown ass man that should have a wife and kids (implying multiple) in an economy that doesn't support itbased retard who supposedly earns six figures
>>488632286
>>488632301>ARR had a monarch who was still beholden to other people and she very nearly got murdered for it and only avoided it because another faction stepped in>DT had a monarch who ruled with absolute authority and the only people who wanted to challenge his rule were a band of stupid Yok Huy who had no power or authority and the forest lizards who were still operating inside the bounds set by the monarchWhat did CBU3 mean by this?
>>488632705why did this make me hard
>>488632570Don't go there, you're gonna get eaten by the lvl 60 ud rogues stalking for shortstacks.
>>488632425We've had storylines about stuff like that. It took like three patches for Ishgard to accept a regime change that we openly supported and we still kept going back and finding people bitter about it. Teledji Adeledji was about to have you and the Scions captured on the grounds that you were using the Echo to ensorcell leaders and rule from the shadows. Won't even go into Garlemald, but I don't buy the idea that conflict isn't allowed in a story because what a big hero says, goes.>>488632301>Since majority of people genuinely believe that the first promise was going to win...nobody is mad?The Landsguard were literally commanded by Zoraal Ja and they didn't give a FUCK about Wuk Lamat and Koana returning home and claiming victory in the rite of succession, nobody even acknowledged that Zoraal Ja wasn't there. Man it would've been pretty based if for an expert dungeon we got some kind of coup by Zoraal Ja loyalists trying to overthrow the new Vows and establish some kind of Landsguard junta.
Do any jobs need normal raid gear for pre-savage BiS? To avoid spell speed from crafted gear?I wanna see which I should get off normal raids
>>488632417do it pls>>488632904CUTE
>>488632726>haha
>>488632995kill yourself incel
Post malera with big cocks
>>488632875Um based, I'm thinking marriage
>find someone who's not an ebin but who's super plappable's twitter>stroke 3 times todayShould I go for four bros...
>>488631570with catboys
>>488632608what do you wanna talk about anongive me a hook
looking for EB>no RP/ERP (don't like RPing)>no coomer unless you wanna take it further (rl dating)>passing traps/women only, no trannies or men>only like pre-digital era anime (2006 and older)>must be okay with racism>must be willing to help me pay for my in game house>no lalas, catpeople, hroths, or rabbitpeople>no furries>must like mechs (no gundam fans)>must be willing to listen to any and all music i send you
>>488630713don't care; grown man
hiii where are my fellow eepy trans/transbian/trans adjacent catgirl/femra/femlala/fiddie/femhroth/bunny/femezen/thighlander/femroe players at :3
Lowlander Status?
>>488633057/panic
I think I'm just gonna do it. Nothing matters and my life is devoid of joy anyway.
>>488633073
My malera may be ugly, but I've played as him for so long, it'd feel like an insult to him to use a fantasia.I may always be ugly, but I'll aways be me.
>>488633107will there be cake
>>488633114not sure, post the link and I'll tell you
>>488632646haha did I say join<joker>?I mean stay away from those retards they suck at the game.
>>488633173I shall speak no word of this anon.
>>488633132>VLCPass
>>488632646I feel so empty. I knew I wasn't attracting anyone as a romantic partner, but I thought I was at least a good friend. I don't know what shifted recently, people don't reach out anymore. I feel clingy like I'm in grade school again. Maybe there's some social cue I'm missing. I do have friends, I just feel like I'm forcing the friendship and I feel self-conscious reaching out first all the time. I'm afraid I can't tell they don't actually want to talk to me. I don't know. My usual strategy when this happens is to retreat back, then someone sends me a message and that's my cue that they're actually cool with me, so I talk to them regularly again and they stop putting in effort. Rinse and repeat. I just want to be my authentic and friendly self, but maybe that's just clingy.
>>488632471I know made a city around the great bridge, I'm asking why the hell the rest of the continents would be totally fine with joining him as a supreme ruler. Like I know gulool ja ja was a swell dude, but you don't get so many different people with different goals to just say "Yes daddy, I want to give away ALLL my political power to you! thank you daddy!" I genuinely thought the "rite of succession" was some kind of evil ass magic, because how utterly fucking dumb it was. >>488632425He is a old wol like character which is like, but im questioning why a bunch of people from different culture would be fine with giving away their political power for free. In fact there are several groups like the hrogth and mamjo who fucking hates each for a passion and they literally just stopped fighting because 1 guy said "guys stop fighting or else random people across the world will kill us...so let me just rule...okay?".this isn't a big deal, but the politic of the new world is kinda silly.
>>488633030>Landsguard junta.That sounds kinda racist, my manWouldn't want to imply the country is in any way divided. That would be offensive
>>488633195BASED
>>488633132>must like mechs>no gundamDarling in the FRANXX is cool tho rite?
Finally done with 4s anyone wanna do deep dungeon
>>488632438here's your savage version of this mechanic
>>488633123real...
Do any of you have any actual reasonable realistic eb requirements?
>>488632878Just finished fighting stuff.
>>488633051u take normal boots on picto
>>488633149im at my house cooking moqueca
>>488633203Same, but for my malidster.
>>488633219You're the cake, and let's just say it's not a lie
>>488633273Phew
>>488633169Goonin' like a Manderville Man
>>488633336h-hey...
>>488633353my lalaboy is not cake...he's real.
>>488632834unfortunately no. I worked on it for a bit but had to scrap it cause it looked too much like shit and not in the good way
>>488633190That's not funny.
>>488632250Momma mia those shorts...
>>488632960Uldah is like a thousand years old with a history and a tapestry.The dawnserveant has only existed as a ruler for 80 years and still has that new monarchy smell.also Nanamo is a small weak pathetic retard (also a literal rape baby and the bastard daughter of whichever pirate's seed got lucky) and Gulool Jaja formed his empire because he was just otherworldly strong lol
i need more ffxiv content like thishttps://files.catbox.moe/c9q0kg.jpg
>>488633203>I may always be ugly, but I'll aways be me.Based Anon sticking with his OG character
>my femlala enters your roo-Ah... Eh...
>M1S>Fight has a bunch of mechanics requiring to orientate yourself to TN>Thus baiting protean on cardinals makes the most sense with minimal movement>Have no issues whatsoever progging the first few days>Hector "strats" comes out>CARDINAL AND INTER CARDINAL BAITS WAHOO>No one can decide on what cardinal strat or clock-rotation to do anymore>Just sitting in pf for hours arguing about the first mech instead of actual progI fucking despise hector.
>>488633323CUTE
>>488629469I don't know if I want chicken or pancakes for dinner. Also >>488629504
>>488633274I only use VLC because my other video programs crashes upon sharing.>>488633307>Darling in the FRANXXNo, it's 2019
>>488633203I would give you a single round of pity sex for your commitment t. hrothgal
Keep it cordial.Im camping till past then killing all of you trickshotters<Finder of False Gods>
>>488633332If I ever wanted to find an EB I'd simply want someone that was fun to talk to and liked to do casual content desu.
>>488632995I found it hilarious how the game literally took you aside to say that Wuk is indeed female and not only is she a princess in the sense that she is the adoptive daughter of the ruler of the entire continent, but she's also the real daughter of the ruler of the X'braal on the continentWuk Lamat is literally a princess twice overSomebody loves this character faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar too much and unfortunately he's on the writing staff
>>488633427damn. the first 3 were kino at least. thanks for the good content, anon
>>488633323segso
Why is it always stinky pits here? What am I to do if I just want some sweaty, smelly girl feet to enjoy?
>>488633332>Tanned or brown femlala>Talks a lot>Is not crazy with wild mood swingsAnything beyond that is negotiable
>>488633128Nothing in particular. I just wish the people I liked wanted to talk to me like I want to talk to them. I don't know why I can't get anyone to like me back.
>>488633280do you like femlala
>>488632646why can't people just be fucking nice
hector guide for m2 and m3s soon bros
>>488632642Last one from me, I gotta go eat. Thank you for joining.Casual CC on Crystal @ 7:45 ET
>>488633332get in the tonberry outfit
>>488633408You have no cake?
>>488632301>Like is this a absolute monarchwait, for some fucking reason I thought this new world had a senate...but it was never mention before.. I genuinely thought they had a senate from each of the races of the new world to decide how its rule, but that is literally just a headcanon created by me while playing the msq because how stupid it was. wait why are the giants even FUCKING FOLLOWING Gulool ja ja, do they pay taxes for a city they dont live in? Wait do these people unironically PAY FUCKING TAXES TO A RULING BODY FOR LOLZ? LIKE THEY DIDNT HAVE TO PAY TAXES TO HIM BEFORE, BUT LIKE ONCE HE GOT INTO POWER, DID THESE FUCKING KEKS OUT OF THEIR FREE WILL START PAYING TAXES? HOW MUCH? DO ALL RACES PAY THE SAME TAX RATE? DO THE GIANTS EVEN GET TO BENEFIT FROM THEIR TAXES? LIKE THE ENTIRE CITY IS CLEARLY NOT MADE FOR GIANTS AT ALL. LMAO
>>488633460https://files.catbox.moe/0g2w7p.webmmy catboy says this btw
>>488633203Just make an alt for porn. WoWsluts figured out this technique ages ago. It also works well if you're money laundering gold into auctions and gdkp.
>>488633332Eternal Buddies that will humor my raiding obsession, that's about it. Doesn't obsess over lalas in some weird way.
>>488633332A malera who roleplays being mean and arrogant but is actually really kind and shy in private
>>488633531And then in BOTH Japanese social media polls with over 15k responses on favorite charactersShe didn't make top 10 on either of them. Wuk Evu placed above BOTH times.
>>488633646I don't care about your in-game character.
>>488632608I'll like you. And talk to you. And everything in between. How do you feel about catboys?
>>488631654hi this is me. im mviera and i drink 7 energy drinks a day
Remember when we went to Nil's house and watched LotR?
>>488633332see >>488633132
>>488633743oh that's why, you're abrasive
>>488633483I keep seeing this lala on my feed. She's really adorable.
>>488633686im too afraid to check
>>488633743wanna do alliance raid
Umm...E-eb would be nice umm...And you like cuddles and...We could... you know... hold hands and stuff...
>>488633668Thank you for the fun matchups friend
>>488633332Someone who can stomach being around me and talks to me occasionally, but i'm already EB'd so I'm good to go!
>>488633723Lalas are niche. Theres not really a person who is okay with lalas that doesnt have a sort of affinity for them specifically.
i legit refuse to join pfs unless they have a pictomancerthat's how dire shit is right now
>>488633514Remember when we could eat both in our younger days? Before the health complications. Good times...
>>488633871race and job?
>>488633871do you like sunnies
>moth on my sink counter for the second day in a row>blow on it, it's still alive, figure it can't fly for some reason>nudge my brush against it ever so slightly so maybe it will climb on>it freaks out and jumps into the water in the sink>sigh and say "you idiot" while I proceed to push it underwater with the brush and drown it to deathAnyways, any CC?
>>488633759ya
>>488633871femra post
>>488633531And then went out of its way to tell you how much shes like Sphene.
>>488633668Thank you very much for the calls
my lalaboy will eb you for the legal benefits
>>488633282>"Yes daddy, I want to give away ALLL my political power to you! thank you daddy!"dude literally showed up and fixed problems they had for yearsif a super smart fucking tank of a man shows up and goes hey want me to be your leader? you would be a retard to say no
Malera hereLooking to get my license to cringe renewedI was told to wait here and that someone would give me the necessary paperwork
>>488633782What are your top 3 general classifications of non-gundam mechs
>>488633815Sorry if you took it that way, it just truly does not matter to me. Nothing is a deal breaker.>>488633857Okay. What DC? I'm on Crystal.
>>488633030>Won't even go into Garlemald, but I don't buy the idea that conflict isn't allowed in a story because what a big hero says, goes>>>>>>>Mfw the big confrontation with garlemald expansion got cut so we could have the FUCKING EBIN POGGERINO HYPERPOGGER MARVEL SLOP I TOTALLY CRIED WHEN THE SCIONS DIED (AND THEN CAME BACK 15 MINUTES LATER) expansion>>>>>>>the coolest part of the setting thrown away because YoShitPiss wanted to direct FFXVI
>>488633323I like it.
>>488633447True. Can't really refute how the actual unifier who is a 15-foot tall two-headed lizardman would be easier to have faith in than a literal baby who only rules because of lineageWell then how about this?>Alisaie and Alphinaud go to Tural to see how the continent handles diplomacy with so many different peoples in order to help Garlemald reintegrate into the broader world diplomatically>Tural was unified and held together by a singular man whose overwhelming strength and diplomacy is the only reason it's unified at all
THESE MAPS SUCK
>>488632828Mahjong is on saturday.
>>488632646What changed? Why doesn't she like talking to me anymore? Things were going so well. I cant find anyone better than this so I should just give up on searching for someone on here.
>>488633203another face 4 has his awakening
>>488634008Can my catboy suck u off
>>488629519macchi atocat pctbeing retarded31being retardedart hoe shitboringnonewelfareidknolan lyonsnodpsnoneyeah idkidk probablynononothingnonelots of itnonenononenonebeing retardednonekill all beastsnonenone>>488630713goodgoodget a jobretardretardretardretardgoodnahgoodi have autism sorry
>>488634009crystal make a pf
>>488633905I get that. My affinity to mine is that they're cute as hell, nothing more really but I understand some (read: a lot) think more than that so it's a bit doomed.
>>488633332>femhroth>likes to do dungeons, raids, trials and non ERP rp (like cafes and stuff)>maybe some rp cuddling but that's itI'm a simple man
>>488634008can u suck off my catboy
>>488633601are you the one starting conversations or are you waiting for them to come to you, thinking that you'd be too clingy for reaching out all the time (or at all)most people struggle with initiating conversations for a multitude of reasons and go with the flow for the most partit's why a lot of people who do that thing where they test their friends by not reaching out realize people won't reach out the majority of the timeall you can do is try your best and hope it pays off eventually
>>488630170why not
>>488633668thanks for the calls!
>>488633332cute female characterfemra (optional)big boobs (optional)is nice to me (optional)
>>488633705they pay taxes because he beat the fuck out of them and forced them toGJJ is literally just augustus if he aztec
http://youtube.com/post/UgkxdMsJMwpaoEPnwmxH1sDRixqF-_RuUEzQ?si=PD6KW3QcDTxYnGL3Fino FantasyJoker nerds suck at the game and are the scum of the general
>>488633490Fuck off mrhappy, you fucking 5'4 little bitch.
>>488633705At the end of Endwalker I expected that there would be claimants from every political body on the continent but no, it was just Galool's kids and a pity spot for someone who could fight good to make it """fair"""
>>488633332be a femralike moonies
>>488633871YoshiP should implement divorce court so you guys stop slutting around when there's a very real risk that you'll have to pay 50% of your paycheck to your slut of an EB.
>>488633030>It took like three patches for Ishgard to accept a regime change that we openly supported and we still kept going back and finding people bitter about it.the part where the lizardmen and hrothgars fight for literally FOUR HUNDRED YEARS, their battles ranging from minor skirmishes to complete pogroms then being convinced that was is bad by some guy with 2 heads, then they all have tacos and bury the hatchet still fucks mebitch we had an entire expansion about millenia old conflict between two races and it ended with US killing both leades anyways. you want to tell me that galol ha ha solved it with tacos??AY DIOS MÍO WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THAT LOL?
>>488634002do you have an appointment khagan?
>>488633332Yeah but I'm already EB'd to someone who isn't even subbed and I can't get over
>>488632860Based lalaboy thank you for the serious response
Lalaboys...in...space!
>>488634060lewd, sure>>488634128lewd, sure
I LOVE GETTING STUN LOCKED I LOVE GETTING STUN LOCKED I LOVE GETTING STUN LOCKED I LOVE GETTING STUN LOCKED I LOVE GETTING STUN LOCKED I LOVE GETTING STUN LOCKED I LOVE GETTING STUN LOCKED I LOVE GETTING STUN LOCKED I LOVE GETTING STUN LOCKED I LOVE GETTING STUN LOCKED I LOVE GETTING STUN LOCKED
Is CC getting called... I finished M2S..
>>488633332Futa and taller than meRegular rp and wants to get me pregnantPlays the game and likes pvpnot insane
>>488634125>femhroth>I'm a manout
>>488634007Semi-realistic/realistic sizes, physics, and operations. Think like VOTOMs, Gasaraki, Power DOLLs, and KURATAS.
EB that's weak to hypnosis and starts realizing they've been hypnotized into EBing me but I re-do the hypnosis and they're happy and dumb again
>>488634002do you get the C32 form in the other line?you need a C32 form
>>488630573orly? post ur moonie
>>488634219oooooooooo i wanna kiss trans girls i wanna kiss trans girls so FUCKIN bad
>>488633931White and I don't work>>488633942No its way too hot here I hate summer>>488633974N-no...
>>488634030Oh I'm not saying that Tuliyolal has good writing. I'm just saying that your nitpick is a little weak, is all.
>>488633490I mean, this is Final Fantasy XIV, what do you expect? This game isn't a democracy. Follow orders or get the fuck out.
>>488634229My lalaboy and your lalaboy in space (my bedroom with stars projected on the ceiling)
>>488634002Anon, I'm gonna level with you. The department is swamped right now, we never recovered from the aether-coof. There is a program in place that lets you expedite your renewal if you have 2 years without an infraction. I can forward you to them, or you can find the necessary paperwork at our online prtal.
>>488633982>"Wow, you love your people too!? That's so neat! We're basically the same!">"But Wuk, my people need living souls to sustain themselves">"Wow that sucks but there must be a better way.">"Do you have one?">"No, but there must be a better way.">"What would you do in my position?">"I don't know. Boy I'm glad I never have to make hard choices. Anyway there must be a better way!"
>>488634283this but i was just pretending to be hypnotized and in reality i hypnotized you into domming me
>>488634292sorry it's me
>>488634283dylfl
>>488634275???Nigga I want a femhroth biohole EB, what do you fucking think I said?
do chuddies like trans girls
>>488634334i used to have glowing ones stuck to the ceiling when i was growing up. i have a feeling it will be my last thought in my deathbed. i wish i could see them again
I like this
>>488634238It's okay Laz
>>488632425This game has too many WoL parallels already, man. I just can't buy that Gulool Ja Ja is supposed to be yet another one, let alone Wuk Lamat.>Ardbert>Zenos (depending on what you consider a WoL parallel)>Azem>Venat>Zero (maybe? She was Zenos's voidsent and YoshiP hinted at that voidsent being the 13th's WoL shard but then 6.X strongly implies it's Golbez instead)>Golbez
>>488634372this but i'm a bystander who you will never see again and i hypnotized you both into your situations for no reason other than to say i could
>>488630860
>>488633560ill get around to it eventually. that or look forward to the next tier. or maybe ill do the extremes if enough people want it
Looking for EByou must be>my wife (you know who you are)
>>488634301>N-no...What then?
>>488633332yeah
Ass
>>488634469holy fucking based
EB malera with a genki personality...
HROTHWOMEN BELONG TO ME.ALL ME.ONLY I CAN PLEASE THEM.
>>488634016>>488634192People shit on ARR all the time but from my point of view, the world building was insanely good in ARR and they were able to draw from it for countless stories for like four expansions. Now that we're in Tural there's almost nothing I give a shit about exploring. MAYBE the remains of the lost moblin city that was drowned by the sea? MAYBE the mystery of why the fuck the Yok Huy got Ronkan AIDS or whatever it was that ruined their northern expansion? Imagine if we had simply sat down with Emet-Selch and had some tacos.
>>488634295same
>>488634469me
What do hrothgal tails smell like?
>>488633332Anyone who's got "requirements" for an EB beyond "we naturally enjoy each other's presence" is going to be in for a rough time.
>>488634409That's actually kind of cute and cute of sad, fellow lalaboy. I'd comfort you.
>>488634130I'm always reaching out for conversations. I don't just say "hey" either, I give them an opportunity to keep the conversation going. That's where I think I might just not read social cues well enough. It's so hard to tell if someone isn't initiating because they fucking hate you or because that's just not how they communicate. I could just assume the best and keep talking to them regardless, but it genuinely hurts and makes me feel like shit when I'm the only one trying. I feel like anyone saying they don't reach out for X reason is just avoiding saying the truth. "I'm a bad texter" just say you don't like me enough to be friends. And no, this isn't a situation where I'm befriending new people. Maybe I really am just clingy and dense, because I used to have great conversations with some of these people and eventually it turned pretty one sided. Idk. Thanks for letting me think out loud.
fantaing to maliddie to rizz up all the lonely 30 something women
>>488633871builded for my malezen
>>488634204Thank you anon, I appreciate that, so do my 4 bros and 3 sisters. I just wish more could see us beyond our physical deformities like Teledji did, and like you of course. Pleased to meet you.
when's gathering materia gonna go back up in price...
damn I need a catgirl eb
>>488634609ill be okay
>>488634521nice post another
>>488634390
>>488632646Do you actually care for the people around you and what you play, or is this just a silly distraction so you can procrastinate? Why do you try so hard? Is it to impress others around you, or have you found the one thing you're good at, grasping for a single hint of recognition, hoping someone remembers you? Or is it raiding, trying so desperately to be "good" at something, never really being good enough for hardcore but too good for casual? Is that why you PF? What are you really? A nobody. Always remember that.
>>488634193Yes, it should be under the name "XxXPr1nce 0fSaiayNZXxX">>488634287No I don'tDammit...>>488634352Crud well this is what I get for not filing ahead of timeDamn raen eat fried bat, they've ruined everything
>>488634001>dude literally showed up and fixed problems they had for years>if a super smart fucking tank of a man shows up and goes hey want me to be your leader? you would be a retard to say noNo you wouldn't. Just because a group of fucking adventure fix your local issues, doesn't mean you give away your political power to him.
>>488634550>MAYBE the mystery of why the fuck the Yok Huy got Ronkan AIDS or whatever it was that ruined their northern expansion?Did you miss the line about "Things that were standard colds to the natives were devastating to us"?It's literally just meant to be what happened to the IRL Incans, who the Yok Huy are blatantly based on
>>488634634when they release the next set of gatherer gear
I must pump my semen inside female hrothgar
>>488634619nobody wants to rizz up the lonely 30 something men
>>488633332>has to be platonic>no erp>don't need to talk to each other every day>try to find at least one other game we can play together>try to find at least one other thing we both like>don't get weird about it>(optional) talk about co-wol stuff and overall oc stufftruly an impossible task
>>488632646My AGP thoughts are bleeding over into my non-horny state sometimes.
S rank day? yeah, that's cancelled.
I am a bit of a strykerthe sacrifices will continueMindbroken general.
>>488634609>cute of sadkind of sad*I'm drunk and embarrassed now, I'm not reading replies to this post
Polly if you're reading this UNLOCK YOUR FUCKING HOUSE
>>488634521SEGGSSS
>>488630762can i see ur moonie...
>>488634521Touch tail tips with my femra. No this is not a request.
>>488634794My catboy is closing in on your location
>>488634790You're asking for a regular friend, that's not that hard
>>488634694The whole "turns them into manlets" part makes people read more into it than there is
>>488634797huntards destroying worlds
>>488634445No its notI told someone I was gonna lock in that matchInstead, I got locked out of playing that matchI've never been more embarrassed lolggs srs
I am alonely flat biofem hagra wishing they had a husband to lovingly hold to their chest
Yawntrail
why did only 4 people try to get claim for the throne of dawnserevant? why are people in this fucking city acting the SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Like go for the throne, it literally means you are a fucking KING.
>>488634859Please do not do that actually, I beg.
>>488634687>local issuesall of your issuessmarter than all of you combinedgenuinely gooda walking one man armywith ties to every other state on your continentwhy the fuck would you not unite under him?
>>488634818You didn't do anything embarrassing aside from a typo.t. drunk catboy
Tilting my head down a bit while looking at the ground for a couple hours on my front lawn again.
Crystal CC @ 12:00 ET
if you don't self-insert as your character you are disgusting
>>488633280I genuinely relate, and I can't say where I'm going to be at this axis any given time when trying to form or maintain bonds with others. It's just, I pay attention a lot to some of the older people in my life, and I observed that a bit stubbornness can be a good thing. All this social morphing, playing in ways to try to get people to like me, the actual me gets smaller and smaller, more 'spiritually' impotent because of all the bullshit and it stinks. It's a losing battle. At some point you have to accept who you are and evaluate your needs and desires as a person. At least that's what I'm thinking for myself.
>>488634909nobody cares, pal.
>>488634603Looks are just as important as personality, and hobbies define how much you enjoy their presence.
>>488634819Stop stalking Polly
>>4886349293 of them are literally heirs to the throne and the fourth won some contest that was presumably available to anyone to enter, so it seems fair to me
Why do retards keep saying alexandria is from the 12th shard?
>>488634909I care, pal.
>>488632860>there's another anon that has Teledji in their backstoryRare!
>>488634952based i love shoegaze
>>4886295192. Elezen Paladin 4. Mid 20s/Christmas cake territory by this point in the msq7. Somewhat bad coming from a minor noble house in Ishgard that landed itself in major debt after her father was accused of heresy 12. Cooking and solo camping 16. Alive17. A younger brother and sister19/20. Too embarrassed to even hold hands sex is for after marriage 21. They grew up poor so they know it's value24. Estinien she wants to be as free and untethered as he is
>>488634953Bait and switch, the manga.
>>488634909But you dont even like catboys...
>>488634909heh, me too khagan...me too...
>>488634363I really hope post story is about humbling the fuck out of Wuk and actually having her realize how fucking inept she really is at being a leader
>>488634909All of these things sound incredibly delightful and I hope you find the partner you deserve. Sadly that's out of my league.
>>488634947Oh yeah, what are you drinking catboy (totally not the lalaboy you were replying to)
>>488634929because they realize they aren't good enough for the thronealso only one wildcard seat was available which was taken by bakool
>>488634694I understand what they were going for, which is why I preceded my statement with an all caps "MAYBE." As in, to indicate that if they wanted to throw a curveball and do something with that, I'd be interested.
>>488635071what did it bait and switch?
>>488634819i'm not even online... i think i'll keep it locked... really scary...
>>488634652Okay, have a tummy
>>488632129may i see..
>>488634929Because just like real life you need money + power and the majority of the country is 3rd worlders that can have their entire livelihood cut off if a storm happens
>>488634929The funniest thing is that Gulool Ja Ja says that he can ignore the winner if he feels like it and hold the whole contest again at a later date.
I think Estinien exists solely to eminate the heavensward soundtrack from his body now
>>488634907We won't speak of it.If anyone asks, I'll say I died to your Wyrmwind Thrust three times.
>>488634907Cute.
>>488633332Maybe I don't have realistic requirements, so I haven't really perused having an EB, but here goes>Being okay with being poly and very kinky - stuff that actually uses your brain and not just rough vanilla seggs>Wanting to have more than one in the family so we can all cuddle together >Them being effectively my alpha sub>Being okay with me being a switch so I sub from time to time>Being a feminine and feminine+ character, femra, catgirl, bunboy, middie, femezen, thighlander, etc (or at the very least having the kinky part very down)>No lala>Likes anime>Willing to have deep discussions on current day events and having an open mind to them>Likes Cinematic style music, stuff that takes you more on a rollercoaster ride>Willing to entertain my lofty and kinda out there goals with my life
>>488634521>>488635154It's pretty cringe that you stopped putting your lame self-given nickname in your filenames so you can evade filters easier.
>>488635113>>488634929why is media literacy so bad now?
I'm the coolest male midlander ITT
Effy
>>488634856not that poster but that sounds kinda hardcore
>>488634929>"THIS IS A RACE, ITS GOING TO BE TENSE AND YOULL HAVE TO BE QUICK">One of the challenges literally has you wait for everyone else before it can begin
>>488635247
should i do double lunar or lunar solar
>>488635057If DT started with a Star Wars movie crawl that had "and somehow Teledji returned", I would've clapped and cheered. Unironically my favorite part in ARR was learning about his involvement.
>>488634929Because everyone knows Wuk Lamat is the rightful claimant to the throne and Xer reign will bring peace Eorzea could never even dream of seeing.
>>488635095And I hope they just fucking abandon herI know they won't. I know at least 7.1 is probably already finished and it's not like the writers were any less Wuk-crazy than they were during 7.0. At least this time I'll get a motherfucking break before I have to see her stupid goddamn face try to emote again.
>>488635075I do like them if they're also on Balmung. I like all male characters.
>>488635098My usual, some whiskey with a diet coke.
>>488635272Alright you've got my attentionTell me about yourself
>>488634550>People shit on ARR all the time but from my point of viewPeople shit on ARR because its fucking boring and only 10 levels of relevant story content smeared across 50 levels of boring dry battle content.>the world building was insanely good in ARR and they were able to draw from it for countless stories for like four expansions.Only in Uldah. Everything else was fucking TRASH. Gridania is "muh elementals" and Limsa was just the kobolds and some of the holdouts who think they can still be RapeMurderers while also being a country. But Also those city states are just more established because they've been around for a decade while Tuliyolal started existing literally one month ago.
>>488634521We like this!
>>488635313Oh look who magically shows up when I'm done with CC VERY interesting how that works out
*cough*/xivg/, I'm terribly ill.*wheeze*The only cure is pics of thighlanders. pls help me.
>>488634971NTA but I reached a similar conclusion sometime between now and the last time I was making an effort to be social, and MAN it is harder to make friends when you aren't contorting yourself into the person they want you to be.
>>488635308i really disliked the fact that feat only had two stonespretty fucking rude
>>488635154Gonna eat you out if you keep this up.
sambros... i dont feel so good
>>488634907
>>488635279Because of niggers like you
>>488635354Based, I have rum and a coke. I don't think less of you for drinking diet, just don't expect me to drink it too...
>>488635287You're not LS or TB.
>>488635302Fuzzy fur against soft scales. That is all.
>>488634971I feel that. I really want to be content with who I am, but I attribute so much importance to how others perceive me. I don't want to, and I'm working on it, but I don't know how to evaluate my self-worth any other way. My self-esteem is entirely reliant on other people's view of me. "Social morphing" is a good way to put it. I guess my goal is to be as likable as possible, so I adjust my personality to match the person I'm talking to. I think this is why I often end up regretting how I acted or what I said at certain times, and it makes me truly want to die and cut off everyone. What do you mean by spiritually impotent?
>>488635150Yeah but the idea was to surprise you inside whwnever you logged in>i'll keep it lockedIt's so over...
>>488635436BLMbros...
>>488634929the question you should be asking is why the fuck did anyone think this is the right way for a succession crisis? It was clearly rigged in Wuk lamat favorite so fucking hard. The fact you can have outside help and its not illegal to stop other participants means 1 guy who rules the military >the first promisecan basically have his entire army to kidnap his rival and arrest them (THEY DO THIS IN IRL).
>>488635060My femlala does in fact act like this and listen to this
>>488635436>1% less dpsthats it im unsubbing
>>488635272>>Likes Cinematic style music, stuff that takes you more on a rollercoaster rideThis is the only killer thing.Unless you consider this ok.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mnUfQ3Ji9I
high-res sceenshots are back, eh?>>488634521Also, this looks like a balloon animal with how smooth the skin texture is.
>>488635520are you there right now?
>>488635436MCHbros...
I couldve been having fun in CC but I was being held hostage by my raid group...
>>488635515Alright, getting that for my cat some time
>>488633332edating into dating, if you want a buddy then lets just be friends
>>488634550>MAYBE the remains of the lost moblin city that was drowned by the sea?i'm hoping that will be a patch plot or at least a variant/criterion dungeon. underground cities are kino
>>488635436So is this the cuck zone?
stares at (you)
>>488635321Very based. Unfortunately, my character's backstory hinges on the fact that Teledji is dead and will stay dead. If he came back somehow, I'd probably have to come up with a new character concept.
Am I a complete schizo or are people using cheats to elixir faster in pvp
>>488635308>>One of the challenges literally has you wait for everyone else before it can beginimagine if one of them died and vanish...they just keep waiting ?
>>488635436Get rid of the stupid rez tax yoshi. What's the point of RDM or SMN.
>>488634238>>488634907I too love denied being able to play the game.I too love having less control of my own character does than the other team.Thank you Yoshi. Thank you CBU. Thank you SE.
>>488635436RDM getting cucked as always. At least BRD and the classes below it bring utility and buffs.
>>488635670>edating into datingYou don't like male characters, do you?
>>488633332I was trying to think of what I would like in an eternal bond but I can't. I don't really desire an EB.
>>488635725HORSED
>>488635492Well, it's just what you enjoy! I actually prefer the taste of it, strangely enough.
>>488635658I made this post
>>488635658Praying for you, buddy./hug
>>488635358That question is very broad, you'll need to be more specific sorry>>488635595Nah, that's a bit too over the place, I mean stuff like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzV70aVuhlw
>>488635154SEEEEEEEGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just want to sit in an alley and have random men come by and jerk off onto my lalaboy's face and then they leave immediately after only for the next one to walk up and do the same
>>488635752No, sorryI'm only into women
>>488635540>The only part of the trial you HAVE to do yourself is catch an AlpacaI did the happy merchants first and I thought all the trials would at least have something that the claimant themselves would have to do but no, that was literally it. Outside of taming an Alpaca, the claimant could sit under a tree sleeping while their helpers did everything were it not for the fact Galool could just say "Nah" and invalidate the winner's claim
>>488635715There are no cheats in Crystalline Conflict
>>488635696who're you? val?
>>488633332they own a large solo fc house that they make me second in command of before unsubbing forever so i get the house
>>488635369Limsa Lominsa's story is about an uncompromising admiral trying to carve out land and a more sustainable society for a bunch of landlocked former pirates, but being caught in this escalating conflict with the beast tribes and being unable to back down or cede anything to them out of fear of failing her people. Then in Shadowbringers you see her temper her perspective and embrace the reality that a long term solution (curing tempering and making peace with the kobolds) is in the best interests of her people and she risks her life for that possibility. THEN in Endwalker's role quest for melee you learn that the reason she has such animosity toward the beast tribes is because her father was brutally humiliated and killed by the sahagin and their tempered pirates so you realize that in the process of suing for peace she is putting aside a deeply seated grudge.Admiral Merlwyb hasn't had an entire expansion's MSQ about her, but her story is miles, miles better than Wuk Lamat's, as is Limsa Lominsa's vs. Tuliyollal's.
>>488635696damn i love cherry and do not care for that cat
Crystal CC @ 3:30 ET
>>488633332Hard requirements and preferences aren't the same thingMy only hard requirements is that they be at least kind of nerdy/dorky/weird/not fucking boring and vaguely feminine-presenting, gender-wise I'm into everything that's not a burly/masculine guy.
>>488635626Nope, want me to go over?
gn sirs...
>>488635718>imagine if one of them died and vanish...they just keep waiting ?Honestly thats a good question. Was there any rule they had to do it all in order? You could hold the entire race hostage that way.
>>488635836hi my catboy can do that
>>488635097What makes you think that's out of your league?
>>488635658i didn't make this post but i am responsible for it
WTF this is a boy?
>>488635696segso
>>488635915yes, go over please
>>488635807Your ingame race and IRL gender would be a good start.
>>488635857always
>>488635725>>488634521PAWGers
>>488635409Glad we enjoy>>488635431You're more than welcome to come and try dork~>>488635276It is exceedingly lame but unfortunately it is not self-given
>>488635916good night sweet prince
now that we've had some time since the patch, what dps won the most?
>killing Zodiark just released a bunch of Ancient souls into the lifestream>this probably wouldn't be affecting us in regular story but>Tural has a 30yr time jump in a single regionWhat are the odds of a character/s with an unusually dense soul appearing in s9
>>488634909why would you pretend to be a woman online
>>488629334Goonie
>>488635709My character concept eventually hinges on that too but I wanted to play off the idea my guy isn't that... good on the uptake. He's slow. He's got poobrains at 5 int. He still thinks Teledji was in the right but he's afraid to voice his political opinions around the Scions. He's not even entirely sure how he got to HW because he kept skipping cutscenes, which in reality was his brain suffering from memory loss due to an aneurysm.
>>488635419*dies*
>>488635875all she needed to do was genocide the fucking koboldsliterally just hire a fucking army of mercenaries and rape the land
What's going on with FFXIV these days? Was this really in the graphics update?
>>488632646I get frustrated when I cannot do what I want. When I have to compromise. I want to be able to do as I please and I feel this desire like a burning sensation all over my body. I want total control of myself and the things around me, to prove i am capable of it. And for that, I fear I will hurt others who simply want me to be to stop being such a larping fag and be safe.
>>488634610it honestly probably isn't anything you've done wrongsome (honestly most) people are genuinely just bad at talking/initiating conversations, which can really fuck you up mentally if you take it the wrong wayi'm saying this as someone who's gone down a similar rabbit hole, you might be spiraling from small unfortunate coincidences compounding into delusions that people hate your gutsi know the immediate response to that would be that you aren't and that everything you're thinking is logical, but there's a definite chance it isn'tsometimes people are busy, sometimes they've got shit going on, sometimes they might hate you but for the last point if they're that much of a loser that they can't just tell you outright then it's not worth the mental anguish thinking about itbest thing to do is try to talk to them about it and see what they say, but at the end of the day if it's causing you more pain by trying and failing to get their attention then it might be best to cut ties, or at least distance yourself and look for people who you feel care about you
whm having no mitigation feels awful
>>488636004GRAPE
>>488636021effy im going to rape you in front of my eb
>>488635940Flat, biofem, and hagra are all pretty solid positives. Lonely can go either way I guess. I'm lonely and a bunch of negative things.
>>488636004>doesn't deny evading filters to be more annoyingKill yourself.
>>488635978I'm this specific femra, and I'm a guy IRL
>>488636007PCT. This job is so damn busted. No idea what SE were thinking giving this job so much damage and utility. It's not even hard to play it either too.
>>488635725Love your fiddie.
>>488635935>same drunk catboy replying to every one of my postsI am on balmung if you go into ul'dah you can find me but I am too drunk for ERP but you're cute
>>488635715probably a schizo most people dont cheat that blatantly and its usually more subtle stuff
>>488636021goonie breasts
>>488635981>>488636021need to see these two share a 9"er
>>488635925>Was there any rule they had to do it all in order? You could hold the entire race hostage that way.No there wasn't. You can literally pick and choice which one to do first. Which means if you wanted to be like "I should go home and seek advice, while I do 6th and 7th trial which is near my home" is fucked up. Basically Wuk lamat father basically rigged the entire contest because he knows from merchant and every FUCKING PERSON in the nation that first promise had higher stats, so that fucker rigged the game so fucking hard that everyone HAD TO WAIT for wuk lamat to get her 5 stones before doing the 6th trial...
>>488632646
>>488634909post your lizard
>>488636102meds
>>488635981Hmhm i seeA gift for you!BAPS
more catboys need to add a secret cowboy backstory
>run where i get killed by teammates 3 times>red mage still does less damage than mewhy is m1s PF like this
never add horny male viera to discord
>>488636141NOBODY SAID I WAS THE SAME CATBOYbut okay
>>488635962
>>488631654me but I play female lalaand I'm only racist against the dutch and nordswhat do you play
>>488636021
>>488635973Ah... World congestion.........
femra love is alive and well!
>>488633332Literally my only requirements for getting EB'd was someone who was nice to me and played video games with me. No one who wife-posted me ever approached me after a few years so I thought it was all a meme and EB'd an irl friend instead who's off playing WoW now.
>>488636197UOOOH SEKKUSU
>>488636050Kobolds breed faster than Lalafells anon. Impossible task. They're less evil Skaven.
>>488636175>9"what am i some kinda wizard i cant make that disappear
>>488633758>7 energy drinks a dayhow ae you alive?
>>488636248polly will wait
is there really no better strat for alarm pheromones 1 than to mariokart and pray?it seems kinda aids
>>488632286{Oka}
>>488632646https://youtu.be/biYGBhcYOCY?si=YZMsrob5qxt048aO
>>488630076>>488633030>>488634550>Compare that to Tuliyollal which is like a multicultural utopia where people eat tacos and drink freshly squeezed juice, nobody is poor or rich, everyone loves the ruler, everyone loves the new ruler and the torch is passed peacefully, no crime, no enemies, no problems, no intrigue. Tuliyollal is boring, inoffensive, and lacks any capacity for good story-telling.I wasn't too much of a fan of ARR but I definitely see this. People say DT's first half is ARR but got to be honest other than the Giants area and the Mamool Ja area it lacks grit and internal conflict. It didn't really feel like a realistic place at all and felt more like a Disneyland themepark. Meanwhile I can list and rattle off so many moments that made Eorzea feel like a realistic setting from memory and I skipped most of ARR when I first started playing.Your son is really polite btw
>>488636343the best strat is legit just yolo and dodge shit this mech aint that hard
I cleared M1S with my static!!!!!!
>>488636345*ekhem*SEX
>>488634230are you on balmungdo you like frontline
>>488636281Hey...
>>488632417i literally want to rape every face 4 moonie in existence
Which way Western man
>>488636073+1 this place sucks
>>488636021My wife
>>488636223The amount of people who list after lalaboys is few and far between bro, you're like one of two or three people in this general who post about liking lalaboys probably
>>488636320You have a hole that can fit it
>>488635595gonna listen to this tomorrow thanks anon
>>488636205https://youtu.be/b22FOdWvuYw
>>488633759That was before Akemi fucked TB and the malera linkshell exploded
>>488636092How wicked and cruel on two accounts>>488636169That's where the natural skin color is being sealed away>>488636175Only if he drops black mage and goes back to being a red mage>>488636241That's so me>>488636430My estranged spouse
wait are pelupelus just fiddies and middies?
>>488636345was this the cat from the other day on the treadmill
>>488636076Thank you for taking me seriously despite posting in /vg/ and not /adv/, this is good advice. Looking for friends in /xivg/ might just be a fool's errand.
is CC done
>>488632286Sunnie here, no problems
>>488635925>>488636185weren't they mostly just retracing the original journey chronologically? there's no real reason for any of them to deviate from that.
>>488636050The reason the Lominsan art of blacksmithing even exists is because the Lominsan settlers stole the secrets of metallurgy from the kobolds and learned to create rust resistant alloys. One can only imagine what sort of benefits peace with the kobolds will have long term for Naldiq & Vymelli's and the Crimson Fleet. >>488636369It feels like it's not even a Dawntrail problem necessarily, I don't feel like Old Sharlayan or Radz-at-Han had that much bite either. Nobody in Radz-at-Han gave a shit when Vrtra wanted to tax them to fund an orphanage which speaks to their great character I suppose.Anyway it's Barony time but thanks for the lore/story discussion.
>>488636482>That's where the natural skin color is being sealed awayCatbox them right meow
>>488633332I'm still grappling with what an EB actually is outside of teleporting into a playerhouse? Anyhow, I'm married to the job; my job fucks me. I don't have time for scantily clad sunnies or middies.
>>488636470bro's missing an arm
>>488636443This guy is my favorite western composer, he actually makes some really stellar stuff. His xmas concert is pretty great as well
>>488636459KEKcheck this one https://youtu.be/uXtTj_AQTlQ?si=8w8KZSrv0wXLvoBM
>>488636185>Basically Wuk lamat father basically rigged the entire contest because he knows from merchant and every FUCKING PERSON in the nation that first promise had higher statsholy fuck no way>tfw you know your daughter is clearly outmatch>there is nothing you can do to help her>but wait...you can rig the match, so no competitors can move onto the next ritual until everyone has arrived here>so even if they should be SO FAR AHEAD of her, they need to be forced to wait for her to catch uphow the hell was this even allowed? this is so utterly stupid. It is so fucking biased toward her that it should be illegal. I wish to apologize to bakool ja ja father, at least he allowed people to part of the task instead of forcing them all to wait for bakool.
>>488633332I would take things to seriously but I know most people don'tSo I prefer to keep to myself instead of inviting pain in and upsetting someone else
Crystal CC @ 6:00 ET
Moon Cat players when theyre supposed to have a personality outside of being a moon cat or an avatarfag:
>>488632286M2S freshly cleared cat here>>488636343Yea, what my static did we success was waiting until 3 of the bee lines are ready to shoot and then we just go Mario Kart
>>488636515Why is she wearing so little?
Anyone wanna do late night maps? Likely on Crystal unless there's a few people from other DCs that want to join in>>488635247It's too lateThe damage is already doneI will never recover from this predicament https://youtu.be/MmfCoJm3AkA?si=ljUD-UkzpjDncsBX&t=10>>488635251>>488635448Spilling your spaghetti is NOT cute
>>488636467I thought TB has an EB
>>488636546rape rape rape rape
>>488636248Why are you stalking Polly?
>>488636416Don't you hey-post me, you had your chance and now I'm off the market but still alone so now NO ONE is happy in this situation.
>I will charge in and kill myself because thats what the enemy wants>A BOLD PLAN MISS *slobbers her cock*
>>488632646He'll be happier with them than with me.
>>488635696
goodnight /xivg/sleep well
>>488636345nice sunnie, looks like a wife
>>488636515they have child proportions. they even share some of the same animations.
>>488635419Take a seat sweet Anon, we can help you here.
>>488636432Huh, I guess that's fair. Anyway, I'm not on Balmung and I don't think it's open yet, but I'll check...
I ama bunwho made it to M3Sand also has to play in 1440p from now on
>>488636604cute
>>488636404thanks anon>>488636530yes>>488636685thank you too anon /hug
>>488636421home.>>488636532At this point it might be, just a shitty discord clique during NA hours its really bad.
>>488636632I'll join but I have no flight is that okay?
>>488633332If it's a male irl I lose interest because I'm not gay(just prison gay and really like penis) so I don't do anything romantic with guys anymore. If it's a biofem irl they'll probably get sick of me. Such is the way of the world.
>>488636680goated post
>>488630439PVRE KINO
>>488636635which tb
Log out NOW I want to practice Viper in FRONTLINES NOW
>>488636330>>488631828>>488633758retards can't see that it's just taladria and judas flirting via the thread
>>488636236post your /ss/ album
>>488632646The circle is slowly but surely turning their back on you one by one. Leave, before you find yourself lost without their acceptance.
>>488636515They're "Hello fellow fiddies"
>>488636680kek
on pf what's the difference between the blue duty complete and orange duty complete?
>>488636597me on the right
>>488636638NTA but there's nothing wrong with stalking Polly she's very interesting
>>488636515is that really her face? is it a custom one? it's so cute...
>>488636563I'll do it later but check out my suncat's sick glam
>>488633332Play a male characterBe straightBe fine with petite womenWon't mind me being clingy and wanting to insert myself in whatever you're doingEnjoy spending time togetherLewd, but only for each other; don't mind me sending you pictures and using my webcam
>>488636718Awesome. do more of that
looking for uno EB>must be a coomer>willing to ERP>has lots of porn to share>no IRL dating or feelings>no lalas (not racist just don't like em)>shared taste in anime, vidya, music, movies is a bonus
>>488636558to be fair Vrtra was taxing the future profits from operations that were getting a huge infusion of dragon wealth now, wasn't he? Or wait, did I just headcanon that....
>>488636086The only way to be>>488636008Dawww, sorry I ruined your little melty hun...
>>488636732>At this point it might be, just a shitty discord clique during NA hours its really bad.I'm starting to feel like some of the people here just want to "conquer" a friend and once that challenge is done, they feel content and they lose interest and move on.
>>488636638I'm not stalking, I just wanted to apologize for something in privateForget it, I'm not gonna show up now if someone's gonna take me for a stalker
>>488636515post full
>>488636647Everyone who doesn't love Wuk is evil and they're not evil so they love Wuk
>>488636813you aren't realYou are some coping mechanism my mind has made up
>>488636813This is absolutely incredible baitanyways do you like catboys?
>>488636248>>488635520https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/488507720/#q488511042Love is in the air.
>>488636813I almost fit everything here except I'm bi
>>488636754I assume the Malera, or did Akemi fuck a different TB?
>>488636515FUCKING SEGGSSSSSSS
>>488636852Why don't you just DM her or something?
>>488636632DOKTAH LAZ?
>>488636813I would be fine with this but you're a man irl. Last biofem EB I had, I didn't even talk to other people. God I miss it.
Garlemald has fallenBillions must press shadow of death
>>488636641Your WoW bull has deserted you. Let go of the past.
>>488636806found the pedo but they say lala enjoyers are pedos
>>488636581not like this matters to the story, as the others would all have failed the next trial anyway because the real rigging was having every other claimant drop out or be disqualified. the trials are almost all stupid when you actually think about them, only 'saved' by the fact that they're stupid in universe and the real point was to learn about stupid shit the empire's subjects get up to.
>>488636635When has that stopped anyone?
>>488636807She would look better naked
>>488636771Absolutely nothttps://catbox.moe/c/r7ia0y
>>488636558Yeah I feel Ishikawa's worldbuilding isn't as good as the person who did ARR-HW since they're more of a character driven story person (I think this really shows up in EW which has big problems when you sit down and think about it but most people don't because they love how Ishikawa writes characters). The reason why DT in particular is targeted with these complaints IMO is that we don't have either the gritty, detailed world building of ARR-HW or the excellent character driven writing of Ishikawa.
>>488636759Just return to your homeworld sis...?
>>488636482>estrangedNot for long…..
>>488634836Sure!
>>488636632Girls (GAMs) were watching and you flubbed it bro. I'm taking back my DUNE gif
>>488636971>spoilerWhat happened to her?
>>488636813why would you want me to be straight if i already know you are a man irl it doesn't make sense
>>488637002TB cheated? Why not with me...
>>488636641Hold on to hope, sis, maybe he'll come back for savage...
>portrait resetkilling myself immediately
>>488636570https://files.catbox.moe/quagq1.mp4thats the point :3
>>488636852but i am waiting...
>>488637039I need to remember which person on my friend list is you....
>>488636482effers when are we gaming
>>488636515Woah, is that a child character? Here we go, we like this! Sex and rape and all that shit! Classic Final Fantasy XIV, raping children just because they're in Final Fantasy XIV and this is "the sex game". Right? That's what we like?
Is there any worthwhile content for solo practice? The dummy is easy, but I struggle doing my rotation while dodging. I want to go into pf feeling at least semi-confident.
>>488636813This is a troon
>>488629750alisaie x wol is peak
lizard to lizard communicationlizard to lizard conspiracy
pf cant do fuse field without someone going "fuck it", popping out of order, and causing a double pop
>>488636985Lala players are literally pedos.Best case they are pedos in de nile
>>488637053We dated for two years but she found a group of friends and realized she had no interest in me anymore
>>488636707i love your highlander
>>488637115just do extremes
>>488636470she looks like she frew up
>go to ul'dah>see an obese dancing lala turkey>/slap val>glub with aceNow what
>>488636735>no flightShit I didn't think about that, I should probably finish all the Aether current quests before hostingI don't want to be the host of something that can't bus anyone lolI'll push it to tomorrow then and unlock the DT zones tonight>>488636952Hi>>488637047Bro do NOT kick me when I'm already down
>>488637127Even better :)
>>488636840Thats really sad.Has the thread been like this all through endwalker?
>>488637085Would the initials Z.Z. help you remember?
>>488636707You're too late. I died already.
>>488635425every single part of that trial feels like it was tailor made to force wuk lamat to win>only place where you can lose (outside of just giving up or dying)>in wuk lamat's original hometown before she got dropped on the head>where her bio father is proctoring the test>with people who would absolutely recognize her>where the two lizards are put together in a place where they've only recently made amends with themseriously what the fuck was going on there
good mornyan
>>488636021Oh god, is that....EFFY?? Like, THE Effy? The world-famous colossal mega-celeb? I just HAVE to give this post a (You)! Here you go, my queen (male)!
>>488637178my anal wife
>>488633759I'd like to do more meetups like that soon but it doesn't make sense now while so many folks are busy with raid + DC travel being fucked. Eventually though.
>>488637245rape
>>488637178Let me put my dodo on your head.
>>488637149Nah. I'm extremely short irl and can't get off unless I imagine myself being much smaller than my partner, because otherwise there's no immersion. I've never met someone irl who I was taller than.
>>488637216It does! Now that I can DC travel I'll come pester you again sometime.
Every single Lalafell and male Au'ra player I've gotten to know have been wonderful people and aren't grooming anyone or pedophiles.This general is full of projecting cucks.
>>488637245u like futas?
>>488637245i want to stuff my face deep into your armpits and huff up all the dumb little mutt musk that you keep trapped in there
>>488637202I can't speak for everyone in thread and I might be wrong. This has been my experience with 6-7 people here, but I could be paranoid schizophrenic. Who knows.
>>488637189DAMAGE REPORT!!!!31 rolls, got shu
>>488637140We were sharing the same braincell at the moment
>>488637286may I rape?
>>488637306Aww thank you!!!
PELUPELU SEGS
>>488637245I fucking got you now.
>>488637323>>488637323>>488637323
>>488637318catboy stahp
>>488635520>>488636795>>488636852what the fuck...? this is really scary and weird and stalkery, please don't do stuff like this... if you want to talk to me just whisper me or whatever... i didn't ask you to come (i don't know who did) but it's extra weird that you won't go so now i don't even know who this is and have to be anxious about it...
>>488637151Jesus christ bro I would have killed myself
>>488637310I might be going down that route too and im ON meds!!
everyone seems to be having a good time so I won't queue for cc
>>488636532there are definitely cool people that post here, but it's the luck of the draw whether you can connect with them or noti hope you can find those people anon, good luck to you
>>488637402hey just because I rape femlalas doesn't mean I'm a catboyi am a catboy tho
>>488637084Sorry but you can log out now if you wantI'll never show up again
>>488637306>Au'raoh shit new race??
>>488637410I thought about it many times, still do occasionally>>488637452all thread bro come on it's always rape with you
>>488637283do nyot rape moonies>>488637307I prefer boys boys boys>>488637308they are very clean>>488637340do NYOT bread mooniesnyalso I cleared m2s today
>>488636330no idea. my heart will probably explode soon but i feel fine.>>488636764idk who that is i just want an xiv gf
>>488637532the mantle of the catboy woober bandit is a heavy one to bear... nyahaha...
>>488637039
>>488637534>do nyot rape mooniesflat bloonies with exposed pits and tummies deserve rape correction
>>488636985>finding a face cute = pedo
>>488637534>I prefer boys boys boysit's over
>>488637291Great, I'll be looking forward to getting pestered then! It'll be a welcome distraction from the constant story grinding I'm doing over here...
>>488637627People calling others pedos is bait for (you)'s at this point
>>488636680laughed at ex b
>>488637534
>>488637310Nah, you're right on the money sadly. I don't know what makes people want to do this but it's happened to me multiple times with /xivg/ers too.
Crystal CC @ 10:30 ET
>>488637315Nice, I haven't rolled yet lol. Gonna wait till the last day
>>488637898grab the free single rolls!
>>488637069Not enough of a whore I guess
femra
>>488636971I'm willing to prove otherwise if things progress that far.Sorry about your previous relationship.
>>488638054Yea tahts what im doing rn
>>488633758Brain Implosion Energy~
>>488634009so is that no...
>>488633332Put up with I'm a slut but don't hang out in Quicksands yourself
>>488637420this almost got me to queue up but i wanna prog, ruin their fun in my stead anon
i beat m4s please congratulate me
