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el wiwi
>>488751284based wiwiposter
rolling for societal collapse before deltarune is released.
What are some characters that wont be ruined by Deltaruin
It's not gonna be Woody.You're a dip if you think it's gonna be Woody.
*at the thanksgiving table*Daughter: *silence*Monster BF: *silence*Father: *silence*Father: You know, I just think there's a reason humans and monsters don't really live together.Daughter: Dad, what matters is that he's a person like you and me.Father: HE'S A FUCKING SNAIL!Daughter: I HATE YOU!
What does Spamton taste like?
Fave is extremely disgruntled with how Google Images now silently autocorrects you and doesn't let you search things it considers typos even if you put quotes around itdidn't see new thread
>>488751636The smooth taste of [Neo]
>>488751769is that even tasty
>>488751650>Using Google in 2024
>>488751737spilk, spilk, spemonade
>>488751891I'm seriously considering using a different engine now that image searching is fucking useless if Google's overconfident AI thinks you spelled something wrong
>>488751036What an attractive doe
>>488751890He's not doing the Anniversary stream thing again. The point of that was to be surprising. Everyone will accept it now
>>488751890i wish
Human: You know what? Why don't you use the ink you make for the printer?Human 2: Jack you can't say that!Squid Monster: The fuck you say?
Carol's pre-Rudy human ex boyfriend that she left after he repeatedly made jokes about her pulling sleighs for a living
>>488751650fave hates it when you search for the name of an animal or something and all the results are a movie or a celebrity or whatever
>>488751896
god can you imagine a world where we know what noelle's mom and dess look like?
Human: Hey! I'm just wondering if you got those papers for me? the uppers need them.Gaster: ◆ □◆ □Human: What?
>>488752398bogos winged?
>>488751636like spam tuna
>>488752398ah hell nah wing gaster speaking in wingdings
>>488752396they would look like noelle but a hag in a suit and noelle but rudy's colors dressed like a tomboy
>>488752297bongo bum
>>488751890I don't think there will be a Christmas day release because people will be celebrating Christmas and come back on the computer in time to see all the twists spoiled in Youtube thumbnails
>>488752396The Joy Boy and Imu of Deltarune
Angry Ghost Monster Customer: I Just saw him put his fleshy hand in his fleshy ass!Angry Ghost Monster Customer: And he's serving the shit! *some dude pushing him away from the restaurant*
>>488751284
>>488751885of course notit tastes like pennies and smells like grandma's house
>>488752297AROUND THE CORNER SPUDGE IS MADE!!!
>>488751284wow i havent seen the wiwi since like 2022
Human: Your shift ended hours ago why are you still here?Slime Monster: I don't know this place is filthy. *slime dripping off of his body*
i think things are starting to return to normalcy
dang it was a decent thread so far too
Teacher: Okay Class turn to page 52Handless Monster: Uh... Teach?Teacher: Jimmy help himJimmy: *Why does she always pick me?*
gote
>>488753238Giegue is NOT a gote he is a proto-mewtwo
>>488753238ohmygodhes so cute
Monster: *Tearing up* That Kennedy guy was too good for this world; the angel had to take him...Human: Why do you care? You are not even human.Monster: I DON'T HAVE TO BE HUMAN TO KNOW HE WAS A GOOD MAN THAT COULD HAVE BROUGHT THIS PLACE TO GREATNESS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuOohbBhErYgotevoiced by Toby
>>488753673so this is homestuck..
>>488753673>Homesuck
Monster: This is my 16th time trying the driver's test.Monster: If I fail again, I'll make sure the Monster War happens in this timeline.
Giegue was probably unironically my first vidya crush.I don't know what to feel about this.
>>488754031I remember seeing porn of him in the 2000s
I am deranged.
>>488754152we know.
I was originally gay for yoshis when I was very young but then eventually I stopped being gay and turned straight
>>488754240Okay, Asriel.
>>488754240but what about luigi
Toby doesnt really like Mother 1I dont really like Toby
DMV Worker: Sir, all you did was draw yourself... I'm going to give you another piece of paper, and I need you to get back in line and fill it out correctly, okay?Little Monster with a Hat: OKAY! *takes the piece of paper and draws himself on it again*
>>488754240I don't understand the "your sexuality is pre-determined from birth it can never change" narrative people always push because I'm similar myself, just without yoshisI used to be crazy into femboys as a teenager and now I'm not
>>488754295I'm a straight male but damn is Luigi hot
>>488754480
>>488754583X
Boss monsters seem to be a lot more intelligent than regular monsters
>>488754382>Toby doesn't like Mother 1You sure?https://youtu.be/5VKJkWD3nK0?feature=sharedhttps://youtu.be/s7RRgF5Ve_E?feature=shared
>>488754480I'm a straight male but damn the Medic is hot
>>488751890Question for the 2024 folks. Is this a bit like the whole "here's how Bernie can still win" thing. Or do you genuinely really belive hell somehow do 15 months of work in just 4 months?
>>488754780>DIT ZAT STING? SAW-RY.
>>488754614>"Grrr I fucking HATE you for choosing to wait and slowly kill every kid that drops instead of going onto the surface with one soul and killing 6 more people in one go. I'd never do it myself though, I'll just knowingly send those children directly to you for you to slaughter while complaining about how evil you are.">>>intelligent
>>488754868Where did you get "15 months of work" from.
>>488754687You know.... I could see this
>>488754868I believe in producer-sama
>>488754763He said in a 2015 or 16 interview with Gameinformer that Mother was his least favorite game in the series and that he found magicant "weird"That's all I need to know
>>488754868well then it could atleast release early 2025
>>488755007What a fucking shit taste bastard?I'm giving this dipshit money?
>>488754931>going onto the surface with one soul and killing 6 more people in one goToriel would never advocate for this
>>488755007>GameinformerRIP
did we ever actually figure out what that voice is saying during big shot or did everyone just forget about it
>>488755286fingers cuming through the phone when you are all alone
>>488755286One time I pasted lyrics from Genius and I got told to kill myself so I'm guessing there's still dispute over the lyrics.
>>488755286i think it's coming for me answer the phone i can't explain until you're all alone it pulls the strings and makes them ring until your heart starts to break up
>>488755180That's what she wanted him to do instead of the plan he went with, it's what she complained about when she saved you from his fight
>>488755286https://youtu.be/afzQLR8rCP4
>Bigot Shot
>Undertale->OFF!>The Mother series Thats what I spent the last months of 2015 on
>>488755286it starts with "FIN" and the third part goes "It pulls the strings and makes them ring."that's all the information we have that is completely 100% true, apart from that the rest is just speculation
>>488755614What an old bitch
>>488754959I take how long I think a competent dev would take and multiply it by three for what I call "Toby Time". I calculated this by paying attention to how he has worked for the last 8 years
>(Fingers/think he's) coming (from the ends of/for me, answer) the phone>(Can't explain/hands waiting) til you're all alone>It pulls the strings and makes 'em ring>Until your heart (starts to break up?/gets ripped up|out?/turns to red dust?)The last one's still the most unclear
>>488755575objectively correct lyrics
Ordering fave from wish
Noelle appeared all melted and smelly
I like to imagine Toby just sitting there one day and making crazy faces into his webcam to make this
What about the last bit?Is it>TELL YOU WHAT, YOU BIG SHOTor>DON'T YOU WANN' BE A BIG SHOT
>>488756373the first one, how is this even a question
>>488756324Its so weird how in a sense this is both Toby and Asriel
>>488756274
>>488756373the second one doesn't even have the right amount of syllables and any of the youtube commenter kiddos who think otherwise need to get their ears checked
>>488756373I TELL YOU WHAT YOU [[BIG SHOT]]
>>488756587>kraut reply imminent
>>488756373>Show me what you're really selling
My faith has been renewed
It's weird to think that this thing and Ralsei are based off the same thing, Asriel.
>>488756521oh god I can smell this image and it it not pleasant
>>488756791Asriel can eother be your angle or your devil
doomin'
>>488757009i really hate you after you became Kraut's cock polisher
>>488757103>inb4 semi-smug reply
Post best Remixes.https://youtu.be/xxqsRuD5Hco
I have a religious reverence for Asriel I believe that in some small way Toby was divinely inspired
>>488724341I'd love to see this. I don't believe anyone's drawn anything like it.
>>488756763I dont understand the nature of your question.its almost as if you actually believe they are innocent.
>>488757230Anon.He's literally the angel in the pacifist run.It's obvious he is supposed to summon forth themes of divinity.
>>488757230He's clearly a reference to Jesus.
>>488757165I don't know any remixes, sorry.
>>488756981choccy milk is choccy no matter the cost
>>488757390Napstablook stop posting and start producing.
>>488757476it's ROTTEN and MOLDY
>>488757359>>488757359Its not just a silly mock jrpg boss fight thoughAsriel echoes divine themes of universal truthI can only hope Deltarune touches upon these themes as well
What's your favorite area of Undertale? I like Waterfall the most.
>>488757609Its really hard to pick but Hotland has the best song
>>488757562Well yes he's written fairly well, that's the whole point of the epilogue of the game.Asriel states somewhat obvious truths that hit hard because he's supposed to be somewhat dumb yet wise. "The surface isn't as nice as it is down here.""It wasn't for a nice reason.""You're the type of friend I always wish I had."
>>488757327It's almost like you believe the Nazi ideology is actually socialist.And you flip-flop between taking pride in that lots of people were killed and saying that those people weren't innocent.Almost seems like you both fell for the propaganda and are spewing it yourself.
I thought Chapter 1 was really something special. The end of the game when you save the Dark World and get spat back out at school past the final bell to wander the town made me feel a powerful and indescribable something. I thought about it for a long time. It's a feeling I would be chasing if I thought I could find it somewhere else. It was somber. Nostalgic. Bittersweet. A yearning. I was moved. Chapter 2 was a lot of fun and really charming but it didn't have that aspect to it for me.
>>488757609Waterfall is the best, followed by Snowdin, followed by Hotland, followed by Ruins.New Home and True Lab don't count for me, New Home is a glorified exposition dump and True Lab is just alright but not really on the same level as other areas.
>>488757609setting of the Epilogue where you talk to Asriel. There's a few VRChat worlds that take place there and sometimes I just lie there to collect my thoughts.
>>488757165https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=495MUfrcbMc
>>488757793Hometown is so much more interesting than the darkworld but I'm worried that its just a side joke
>>488757981Classic.If I had any images saved I'd post a dancing spamton.
Sad news today: We at Joes Pizza have been shut down for health code violations by Mayor Holiday. We believe in the truth that the Mayor is racist against humans, and we will be fighting this god bless
Do you guys think Toby was lying about Deltarune coming to him in a fever dream? I like to believe that he's telling the truth but I'm not really sure.
I already want to fuck Mayor Holiday so badHow does Toby do it
BREAKING NEWS: JOE'S PIZZA HAS BEEN DISCOVERED TO HOUSE CHILD SEX RING
>>488758130God Bless.Hated that bitch ever since I saw her.
>>488758168he was telling the truth, he was watching a television rerun of toy story and it shaped his fever dream, that's why deltarune has the toy story DNA without it being explicitly referenced
>>488757559It’s not bad it’s not bad it’s still fresh
>>488758168No, Undertale and Deltarune definitely have that feeling of being in dream to a "T."
>>488758168I believe him but I think the he is trying to build up to that ending using nothing
>>488757609>>488757719 is right but I think Snowden would be my choice if I absolutely had to settle it. It's the area I think of first.
Waterfall's theme, whatever the name of it is (i just listen to the music directly from the files so i just know their filenames) is the best.
>>488758293Did he say that much?
>>488758294it's been left for days inside of a monster's spongy pores and reeks like a mixture between a mammal and spilt milk
>>488758572no it's just really obvious
Kris is male-coded
>>488758664It would explain the silly Toy Story music edits he's done. I'm on board with this.
>>488758584I can not believe you are saying my milk is bad
>>488757779>people then LIED>people now don't lie>only the good guys win!and people like this tell me about propaganda.jesus this timeline is fucking scary.
>>488758112Allow me.
Kris is Kris
>>488758837>gaslighting alreadyYeah, propaganda straight from the tap.
is Noelle able to lactate yet?
Guys what the fuck is a freaky fave?
Also, if it's gaslighting yourself, that's literally schizophrenia, congrats.
>>488759135check DMs
gotes are friends
All the maps are done.All battles are playable.Only 2 cutscenes need small improvements.One battle needs to be balanced and the visuals need to be completed.One battle needs a better background.Two battles are having their ending sequences improved.There's still some things to fix and places to polish.
I FUCKING LOVE ASRIEL.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>488759347so true
Yes, YoYoGames, the creators of our engine, Gamemaker, are adding a special new function to it just for us!
>>488758841Finally.spam
>>488759027absolute state of the golem.
Canon AUs>Child Asriel>Teen Asriel>Flower Asriel>Shadow AsrielFanon AU>Evil Sans>Glitch Sans>Red Sans>Blue Sans>Yellow Sans>Purple Sans>Dinosaur Sans>Robot Sans
>>488759878Fuck off asrielsecondary
>>488759850i can't tell if this is worse if it's f!kris or m!kris
Sheriff Woody adorns his white pointed robe upon sundown
>>488759323See you in 3 years!
>>488759850wut
What kind of monster do you think you would be?
>>488760438i think anon is trying to portray a normal homosexual origin story.
>>488760453A rabbit knight.
>>488760453Diaps Guy
>>488760438nigga is named gilbert alan
mmm gota
>>488757103>>488757142I don't even know who you are. >>488759602Some guy who wrote a book tried telling a room full of college students in the 80s that we didn't win the fight against the nazis and they laughed at him thinking he was telling an offbeat old man type of joke because of course we did the thing, how could we have not?
Ralsei is actually a very serious character
does anyone have the fanfiction where mettaton sissifies frisk and has a sex partyor the one where you're a fan and get to go backstage with mettatonor any mettaton fanfiction like thosei like mettaton
Kris is literally Varik.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzcBoofNHCc
Virtual Favesanity
Play yiik
Gonna get through your headWhat the mystery man saidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz1Jwyxd4tE
>>488758704DREAMS NEVER DIE
>>488760453Probably not the one I'd want to be
>>488760737you did win and you did not.the real winner is someone else.imagine going into a fight without lifting a finger as the entire world bands together to free you from a prison that you were put into after being told several times over the span of years that you are not welcome to act like a victim while the guy that created your colony accuses the other country of being barbaric and aggressively expansionistic.and now these people sit in lofty offices and decide what opinions you get to see, what things you are allowed to be upset about, what you are allowed to say and they move the money of the world.you did not win for freedom, but a very fancy set of shackles.millions charged running machine gun fire to protect people that treat you worse than cattle.
>>488761719https://youtu.be/YWBkVIQyNOI?t=2DREAMSDON'TDIE
>>488761565the secret ending to yiik is kino
>>488761846Bobby!
>>488761904!SADCLAPS
the bing the bing the bing the bing the bing the bing the bing the bing the bing the bing
Y’know the whole “stimmies” joke helped me finally put into words why I don’t take political “discussion” on 4chan seriously
>>488761754We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
>>488762219remember this scary motherfucker?>"A lie said once remains a lie.">"A lie repeated many times becomes the truth."
Kroomer best ship
>>488762504Sounds like a fictional unit of currency. >>488762495I've been waiting to use this quote for a while and it hasn't come up naturally in conversation so I'll drop it somewhat randomly now. "You cannot plan the future. Only presumptuous fools plan. The wise man steers.”
Calm down. Exist within your space. Breathe.This will only happen if you choose it will be so.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7AGmLgpbmY
ouguhuu i’m krooming
>>488762504I prefer Kringfag
>>488763745CHACHING is the sound of your boner.
Tennaposting
>>488763074I actually have a coin of that.any idea why that one guy is angry at me and you?
>>488763420Star crossed lovers
>>488763974Those are siblings retard
>>488764035Sibling love is the purest form of love
>>488764035>friendship locket>best friends forever>the japanese honorifics
True freedom is so terrible that only the mad or the divine can face it with open eyes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3prVXkz7vQE
>>488764078https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrmWFjnAP2E
>>488763641Star crossed lovers
*Eats Ralsei* YUMMY YUMMY FRIEND INSIDE ME
>>488764110>the japanes-I will DESTROY Toby for only translating to ramen sounds
>>488763925Either they are mad because they want to talk about the game really badly and we are somehow preventing that from happening right now, or they are mad because it gets electricity to fire off between synapses in the brain causing him great distress from the increased brain activity which has the side effect of allowing him to solve a captcha and have an opinion about anything we have to say. I'd love to hear his deltarune hot take right now and would reply to it in full if he posts it.
YOU STUPID DOG GIVE ME CHAPTER 3 already pretty pls tobi-sama
>>488764638my only guess is that a russian did not take kindly to a translation.
The weird thing with threadshitters is that they perceive any and all opposition as obsessed one-trick-ponies who ONLY ever post about their opposition.You have no way to tell if one of the people discussing theories and content in your absence is the same person telling you to stfu in your presence. And I know that for at least me, I do both.
>>488764975You know what made that show extra scary?Actually living around isolated farms in the middle of nowhere with huge barren wastelands. Empty space should be filled with things and it's strange when it isn't. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM3lwirMkng
>>488764693Why is he so fuckin wide
>>488765306I still think all these weird ass Tenna designs slapping a King/Queen-esque head on every shape imaginable are gonna get Occam's Razor'd hard and it'll just be a TV man like everyone predicted for pre-Sweepstakes "Mike"
Being an absolute ruler today was not as simple as people thought. At least, it was not simple if your ambitions included being an absolute ruler tomorrow. There were subtleties. Oh, you could order men to smash down doors and drag people off the dungeons without trial, but too much of that sort of thing lacked style and anyway was bad for business, habit-forming and very, very dangerous for your health. A thinking tyrant, it seemed to Ralsei, had a much harder job than a ruler raised to power by some idiot vote-yourself-rich system like democracy. At least they could tell the people he was their fault.
>>488765291The guy doing these Tenna designs is committed to using the smile directly from the Chapter 2 ending TV sprite so they all gotta have huge heads for it to fit
>>488765491if you don't want to keep your citizenry docile by making them happy, you better invest in a military full of loyalists as you exploit the living shit out of the commoners.if all else fails: make being angry at you illegal.
>>488763130but the devil is in the details!
Do you think Deltarune would've had all this crazy lore foreshadowing and buildup if it wasn't episodicLike, I feel an easily missable creepy smile in the basement would have way less impact if we could just learn the context of why it exists in the same sitting 20 minutes later
>>488764975>>488765239>CourageI need Toby to make something that’ll make me shit brickshttps://youtu.be/NRhkx_E6ACk?si=z8PvIYmRnSaW5pV9
Praise be
>>488766357sans if he 10 years old and only knows how to use roblux
>>488766357
aight doomerfag.i'll stop here for today.i hope you have a good one.
>>488765996Most civilisation is based on cowardice. It's so easy to civilize by teaching cowardice. You water down the standards which would lead to bravery. You restrain the will. You regulate the appetites. You fence in the horizons. You make a law for every movement. You deny the existence of chaos. You teach even the children to breathe slowly. You tame.
>>488766783kraut definitely doesn't love doomer btw
>>488766783See you later krautbro. I will have a good one, get some sleep.>>488766257That one bothered me too, not only because that style of metal windmill is common but the idea that something that random could be haunted and your ass was grass if the wind so much as stopped blowing on a random object.
how did krabs deal with ithow do i deal with it
>>488767842he didn't if he did he'd still be posting
>>488754687>catgirls and juggalosoh no, i know what happens there, andrewno no no no no
>>488768075whoop whoophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhTg_5nlvo8
>>488758168Yes.
>>488767231>Noelle in Silent Hill
>>488768629Silent Hill isn't quirky enough for Toby, he only plays truly quirky Japan horror games like Clock Tower and Rule of Rose and Elite Beat Agents and Deadly Premonition. This post is 3/4ths a shitpost, but Deadly Premonition is still the very first thing I think of when remembering what Seam said about not wanting to be caught outside after sundown. what the FUCK did he mean by that
>>488768865>Silent Hill isn't quirky enough for TobyThe Dog Ending is pure Tobycore
>>488768865>what the FUCK did he mean by thatdarkeners get really horny
>>488768865the dark world gets shat on with a gajillion minigame mechanics that take 40 years to develop, apparently
>>488768629We are the sum total of our experiences. Those experiences – be they positive or negative – make us the person we are, at any given point in our lives. And, like a flowing river, those same experiences, and those yet to come, continue to influence and reshape the person we are, and the person we become. None of us are the same as we were yesterday, nor will be tomorrow.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDgjTP8fuz4
>>488769070more like a gaijillion(laughs)
>>488768052how long ago did he stop posting? last time i was here, he was still posting
>>488768865Silent Hill ends with a blooper reel for the serious ending, and a UFO abduction for the silly one without even touching the all the quirk core and westaboo loaded into the series. The voice acting is also 10/10 hilarious at nearly every single moment other than the sad one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdqNshgDwtQ
If Toby was really based he'd give Dess an outfit referencing SH3's Heather.
>>488769485Fuck, I was about to make a post about how Noelle would probably be a SH3fag
>>488769551she totally is and that's why the prospect of losing her father is something she's already spent way too nights awake thinking about, and that was even before he got sicknoelle doesn't have a very happy life honestly
Come on Toby, where’s the radio that goes crazy when enemies are nearby
>>488769373>westabooDisqualified. Toby wants only the most pure-pred, monocultured, incomprehensibly Japanese games to draw inspiration from, and any extra quirk must come from weird 90s translations, not the games themselves.>but EarthboundShut up.>but Ace AttorneyShut up.
>>488769369I haven't seen Krabs since April.https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/475375048/#475441971
>>488768052>he didn'tthat isn't filling me with hope, chief
>>488770251c'est la vie
>>488770251i like to think krabs found susiegf irl and left this place forever and he's living happily ever after because it's real if you believe it so and whatnotmaybe it will be real for you too, if you also believe it soyou can always give yourself schizophrenia for a tulpa anyways as a last resort
>>488770571He most likely gave up any remaining of getting a susie GF. Life is cruel.
>>488770784YOU LIE! SUSIE GF IS OUT THERE! SHE'S REAL!!!
>>488770571schizophrenia only works if you're already schizo, not just unimaginative
>>488760737>>488762219>>488763074>>488764638>>488765491Well, I know what you are, a suicidal faggot
>>488759323>also try out a completelly new addition into the game engine made for this game specifically>also toby has to oversee the entire translation to yappy nappy>also they need to add proper PEGI to it>also more testing>also more bug catching>also porting to consoles>also building hype and maybe merchandise/soundtracks to shilland all of this has to get done before it can even prepare to release btw, still hoping for halloween release, or atleast annoucement
>>488771108also a nazi sympathizer?
>>488771160Oh, that goes without saying, "suicidal" implies they're corroborating with someone an ideology that wants them dead.
>>488760453one of those background npcs that have unconventional bodies and that no one wants to fuck, also probably from waterfall/ruins outskirts
I have a trans German communist girlfriend and her existence makes the mustached man roll in his ash scattered grave.
>>488771464Pale as paper, too
>>488771464Stop bragging, Doomerfag
>>488771464lucky piece of shit, if she's real and not a tulpa is she into drugs or not?
>>488771010SHE ISN'T REALSHE WAS NEVER REALSHE WILL NEVER BE REALWE ARE CURSED TO WALK FOREVER ON THIS DESOLATE EARTH, ALONE, HOLLOW, NEVER KNOWING THE FRIENDSHIP AND THE TOUCH OF A TALL MEAN GIRL
>>488771963Doomerfag wouldn't be a doomer if he actually had someone to care about instead of himself.
https://youtu.be/71u0i6J-Qes
>>488772136Yeah, weed, of course.Something that doomerfag wouldn't actually have since weed radicalizes you left-ward.
Doomer Ralseifag is a poser, classic Mitläufer stratagem; claiming to not be a Belastete.
>>488772878you mean doomer has been lying us about his cool junkie life all this time?
I've been with my significant other I don't brag about spending time with or mention much more than maybe once or twice years ago and I'm gonna take a shower but have two youtube links from the same movie about posers and nazi punks instead of individual responses to (you)Stay weird you freaks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2T_XrlJOWEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hELG2FDrOdA
>>488775145Ralsei is so cute but interacting with guys like this IRL makes me want to remove my own organs with a butter knife.
>>488767842Eh..., depends on how you want to define "dealing with it" but the best manner I have is trying to channel that energy into something. Green, vidya autism, art, self improvement, whatever the case you can try to let the dino egg you on. Possibly dangerously close to tulpafaggotry but it's the best prescription I know of... Dreams could help but crapshoot if you got the mind for that.Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow. I love Chara and want to cuddle with her so much.
>>488775145>maybe once or twice a year I take a showerReally, Doomerbro?
why is every single thread personality so insufferable and smug like nigga you are on a vaporware game thread you are not the guy ToT
posting Susie with increased fervor
>>488776606anon you do know the connotation of ToT/crying emoji on 4chins right
>>488776850i know pedos use it but i won't let them stop me
>>488776721she looks very murder-accusable
>>488776721she looks like she doesn't know what a stepladder is
>>488776606It's because this is the only place where they're actually known, so they want to act all high and mighty to fulfill their delusions of grandeur. It's better to let them just act smug in hopes that they don't affect those around them in real life with the same delusions.
>>488776606because that's a part of my persona on /utg/
>>488776606(laughs knowingly)
>488777590nigga who tf are you ToT
https://soundcloud.com/k-y-neko-deltaswap/teleminister-battle
>>488777715im sansposter, sansposter the threadshitter.
>>488777715Smells of tourist? >>488777902 The whole point of these boards is to not be recognizable, trying to be a micromicroceleb defeats the point entirelly
>you're a tourist if you don't recognize grungofagYOU. ARE. NOT. THE. GUY!!! T0T
>>488778653The whole point of 4chan was fresh interesting threads about new and unique topics instead of generals because they turn into wait for itjust a little longer gay furry chatrooms
This general peaked when you motherfuckers were jorkin it to apples
>>488778787wait people call me "grungofag"?
>inb4 smug reply and acknowledgement of smugness
>>488779003When we were what-ing it to apples?
>>488779129>sploinklo anon missed the joke
Shut the fuck up teetertooter. I know it's you.
>>488779138I have a general sense of superiority to you for no good reason other than how highly I value my own opinions.
i feel like every single avatarfag here could be substituted with any other one and i wouldn't notice the difference. literally all of you except kingfag just meld together into one poster for me.
>>488779564like the amalgamates... woah...
>>488779196JOERKIN IT
this will be the new member of the fun gang
>>488779196https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/364150151/#364167760
>>488779823>green>coach>much money>cool hatcan i just replace ralsei with him?
>488779545Well, it's nice to value your own opinions. Good for you, buddy. I'm glad that you have an avenue to portray yourself as superior to others. We all need a little escapism... just like deltarune... woah...
the NEW schizo boss
>>488755286Fingers coming for me, finger the phoneFingers waiting 'til you're all aloneIt pulls the finger and makes it lingerUntil your finger gets RED HOT
Avatarfags with superiority complexes are funny to me. It's just something about devoting your time to crafting a persona on an anonymous website then claiming to be better than others that makes me giggle.
>>488755575>>488755618(This is the actual correct answer)
gotta take a [[BIG SHIT]]
>>488780631...mike...
>>488757359Imagine if Christians acted the same way towards baby Jesus that Asrielfags act toward child Asriel
Someone is scrolling through the thread right now because they got off earlier and are starting back up where they left off. I see you there.
Seems like a hail Mary to be honest.
hello darlings
>>488779003that was fun
i drew another boat, fuck you i'm not making them any bigger.undertale/deltarune
>>488777902>stealth initialfag post
good morning /utg/. how is your day?
>>488781453I'm about to get in the shower. With my phone.
>>488780230what's his story?
>>488781496bassed
>>488781496Overbloated lithium battery explodes, killing you instantly
>>488781612sniffed too hard and got banished to the gap between the stove and the counter
>>488781683>inflated lithium batterynew fetish?
>>488781872hrngh...
>>488781872No (Yes)
cat
>>488782014
Which I love.
Why is Death By Glamour the only good Undertale song?
>>488782162fatti
>>488782256
>>488782194because it's a ripoff of a good song, waluigi pinball
sniffman is the only schizoboss that you just fucking murder for no reason
>>488782505what about fingerman
>>488782650not until chapter 58 (laughs)
>>488782014endgame
>>488773931Is it not obvious?>>488775145>>488778802>>488779545This nice music video should help youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr8xus6xi_8>>488775313There are different sects hah of Ralseifags, like religious denominations.
>>488780727Jehovah's Witnesses, The Family International, The Catholic Church...
>>488783451Ough...
lewding baby jesus killed the thread
Berdly is an overhated character; he’s flawed but good.
What are your fondest Undertale related memories from 2015-2016?Mine would probably be spending 1 hour trying to beat Undyne on a neutral run, as I didn't bother sparing unless I was prompted to, by Papyrus for example.Also pic related is my take on the old kickstarter poster, I was feeling nostalgic about it.
>>488787213Mettaton EX's reveal made be LOL.
>>488787213>What are your- BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>488787953gassy bros...
>>488787953shut up
>>488787213The moment Bonetrousle kicked in whilst fighting Papyrus.
>>488787213Finding the True Lab
>>488787213My favorite Undertale memory? *places my hand on your thigh* It would have to be… hmmm… *squeezes your thigh* Meeting Mettaton, I’d say. *slides my hand up your thigh* I really enjoyed meeting him and hearing “It’s Showtime!” after beating Undyne. *taps my fingers on your upper thigh* Yuppers.
>>488787918>>488788148>>488788196Deltarune doesn't have a moment half as kino as any of these. Has Mr Fox lost his touch.?
>>488788408We don't have 90% of the game yet. God "Kino" is a stupid term
>>488788449Kino is kino though
>ludokinough, so kino
The absolute state of BASED KINO
>so cinemaKINO! KINO! KINO!
>>488787213I’m gonna touch you.
>edgekinopacifist kino>edgekinopacifist kino>edgekinopacifist kino
>>488788364>>488788629Why are you like this
I didn't know the word kino was so contraversial.
This general is a schizoboss
kino status? ludo
>>488788797It's not, the general has just lost its mind
>>488788693teehee *scuttles away*
kino? very
>fave uses the word kino irlhow do you respond?
>>488788408Spamton had lots of good moments.
so kino, so based
you ever think about how fucked up the underside of lizard snouts/mouths arelike 90% of all dragon art in history specifically ignores the jaw-neck connection with an above angle because it's weirdi begrudgingly respect toby for looking at his doodles of susie and going, "fuck it. eggplant.">>488788942kill
>>488789117you're gonna have to post an example but I have no idea wtf you're yapping about
fave wants to show you a cool rock they found
>>488789190like the jaw bone part is all long and weird and there's the weird under-ofht-e-tongue area underneath that i guess is normal but you don't really think about it in humans because our jawbone doesn't extend that far? and they have like. way more muscles in their necks. just in genreal
>>488789190check your email
>>488788629>>488788364im like 6'5 no way i'm letting you do that haha
>>488789553>6'5kino...
Would your fave rather be able to fly, or to breathe underwater?
>>488789553>hahaOh, you’re nervous. I like that. Height won’t be helping you.*reaches my hand to your thigh*
>>488789625its not that nice as its meant to be, especially when you're into taller girls. I wish I was like 6'0 or 5'11 so I could find someone to be at least close to my height. Atleast I was always picked first at basketball i guess.>>488789741I am not into that sorry
>>488789935I will touch you.
>other anons get to recieve sexual harassment on the thread except megrim, it's over.
/utg/, words cannot describe how much i want her and the hate i feel on how i can’t have her. this snarky awkward punky gremlin is the ideal fucking woman. I mean, she’s cool, crude, doesn’t give too shits, but gives a shit about her friends, and deeply cares about all of them, and maintaining those friendships. she’s loyal, protective, casual, and eats chalk. what more do you want in a partner!?!? I remember reading somewhere that toby based her on a girl who bullied him in high school. how true is this and is she single? I know it won’t be the same though, shame on toby for making the greatest partner of all time and making her not real. i’m so pissed about that. Do you guys have any ideas on how to cope? advice on how i can get a punky badass chalk eating susie gf is appreciated. i am very desperate
>>488790446didn’t read. poop in your hand and jack off.
>>488790446i read your entire postunfortunately, you used the word 'punky' too often and in doing so showed a slight misunderstanding of her character, and as such I am forced to inform you: toby's story was made up, and none of us will ever have a susie gf.
>>488790395best I can do is headpats
>>488790446She's a violent sociopath.
>>488790862Based anti-Susie truth speaker.
>>488790862borderline, not sociopath
>>488790995actually wait i went on the googles and sociopath fits her exactlysorry
The fanbase is going to be in for some serious whiplash when they play the game again and realize how much of their Susie ideal is fanon.
>>488791230suselle becoming canon will be peak coal
>>488791106this describes two thirds of my immediate family
>>488791230This is the problem with the game being released piecemeal.We get 3 hours with cruel asshole Susie followed by 3 years of cutesy fanon Susie based on a couple of nice moments.
>>488788942Kino means "cinema" in my first language, so I'd be surprised she knows this word
my grading for "is this character likeable" is one i stole from another indie game about bluepurple lesbians, which is "would they steal money from a handicap ramp fund, knowing that it's for a handicap ramp fund and not just charity"by that standard, susie is not likeable, and neither is kris
I like Susie because I think the protagonists of the world saving RPG party being dipshit assholes is coolThat's why I think Suselle is weak because she softens up so quickly and doesn't absolutely fumble every last one of her chances with Noelle
>mogs both Frisk and Kris as the best UT universe protagHow did he do it?
WHERE DOES THAT PURPLE BITCH GET OFF ON CALLING A NORMAL, LOVING FAMILY "GODDAMN WEIRD" AND NOT ONLY GETTING AWAY WITH IT BUT HAVING PEOPLE AGREEI HATE TOBY. AND I HATE HIS FANVASE. AND I HATE. WHEN THE EGGPLANT SHAPED HOMONCULUS. WARPS THE FABRIC OF THE PLOT. WITH THE WEIGHT OF HER STOLEN LUNCH.
>>488791793*sheAlso Frisk is way cooler because she gets a gun AND a knife
>>488791895ok caliborn
>>488791895Important to note it's a chapter 4 screenshot. She says this *after* chapter 3 where they will explore a dark world based in Kris's house. More information about Kris's family is likely to be revealed next chapter.
>>488791778>he still thinks she's part of the world saving party(laughs)(laughs)>Suselle is weak because she softens up so quickly and doesn't absolutely fumble every last one of her chances with Noellethe fun part is that since Noelle is specifically attracted to susie being a bully and a bitch, pretty much any possible way that Susie could fumble the home run to the three point line would just make Noelle MORE horny.
I AM THE SUSEI AM THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE GAMEI AM BETTER THAN THE KRISSY AND THE RALSY COMBINED
>>488792060>More information about Kris's family is likely to be revealed next chapter.What is there to even reveal that wouldn't be a complete ass pull? The only thing unanswered is why the Dreemurrs split, and I doubt that'll be answered directly, just hinted at from UT Toriel and Asgore having the competitive cowardness stuff going on.>Toriel is a kind and loving mother whose single sour relationship is with her eggs-husband and who readily accepts Susie into her own home with nary a pause>Asriel is a goody goody choir boy with CDs of religious buttrock, silly game ideas on his computer and a How to Draw Dragons book that is reaching "bad time kiddo" levels of overblowing a running gag>Asgore is Not Appearing In This Story but is also inarguably a decent person and if he wasn't she'd hopefully have a stronger reaction than smirking dismissalAll very weird compared to a sub-70 IQ potato who eats toaster crumbs and pencils and whose idea of fun is apparently beating things up, stealing things (e.g. Valentine chocolate with an addressee already written on the box) and eating plants. But the greater Toby fambase will still agree with her because, as internet-addicted atypicals with self diagnosed disorders, the idea of a pretty ordinary family made of boring loving people is not just weird, but completely alien to them. It's insidious.
>>488792643This Anon took only one Monster Candy
>>488792643*fanbase. I don't know what a fambase is but I think I'm too old for that slang.
Which character is the most frequent drunk driver?
Susie picks on everyone in the class except the gay girl and the fat girl because she doesn't believe in punching down.
I respect Asgore for not blowing own his entire head off
>>488792643>What is there to even revealHow the fuck am I supposed to know that? Not everything has to be foreshadowed. We're barely 30% into the game.
>>488787953w. d. GASter...
>>488792808the fat girl is the only person in class not just as tall as susie but also armed with just as many sharp bodily instruments, but more importantly susie heard catti knows occult magic and susie is pretty sure it's made up but like hell is she taking the chance it isn't
>>488789117>>488789284I've seen images of reptiles bending their heads at 90 degrees and it doesn't look weird?
>>488793213no you haven't
>>488790446>I remember reading somewhere that toby based her on a girl who bullied him in high school. how true is this and is she single?She's probably gay lol
>>488792916>How the fuck am I supposed to know that? I don't know, throw out some schizo ideas or something to make me look like a dumb obsessed hater. which I am>Not everything has to be foreshadowedWhere do you think you are?
penis
>>488793129"I pretty sure he can't do that in real life but I didn't want to take a chance " has been a gag I've been wanting to see happen in a real story outside of a four panel gag for a while. It's a good bit
>>488791346*peak cinema
pussy
If Toby drops the ball on this I will be a little upset
they/them genitals
>>488793567
>>488793251Yes I have?Here's a video of an alligator that's more ‾\_ than 90 degrees, but similar ideaLooks pretty much how you'd expect it to
>>488793772cute gator
>>488793772I'm an idiot, forgot link to videohttps://www.pond5.com/stock-footage/item/109536104-crocodile-walking-underwater-floor-sea-waterhttps://www.pond5.com/stock-footage/item/109333099-crocodile-submerged-water-walking-bottom-sea-water
>>488793728booba
>>488793965extra fuckable tasque manager
Ugh I dun wanna wait two more years for the finished chapters to get ported and translated.......
>>488793129>the fat girl is the only person in class not just as tall as susie Catti is shorter even when wearing heels>armed with just as many sharp bodily instrumentsBerdly can peck Susie's eye out but that doesn't cause her to respect him>susie heard catti knows occult magicwe don't know that for certain
>>488794147you're gonna despise waiting for chapters 5-7 then
>unhappy with her ability to directly confront Catti's evil spells and having to wait until she isn't working to enter the diner, Susie turns to other townspeople for assistance (or whatever she can steal)>Father Alvin suggests forgiving and forgetting, and reminds Susie that there is already one person who shows up just to drink all the juice and the congregation really can't handle another, but he suggests reading the Big Monster Book of Big Monster Beliefs to find something useful>Noelle is so love stricken that she totally forgets Catti is her friend and suggests using a two turn debuff, following up with iceshock and something strong against Cat/Puppet elementals, before remembering they're in the light world>Kris responds by offering their knife (don't need it, she already has claws and teeth), sticking their hand in their chest and offering the soul, and then just shrugging>In desperation, Susie turns to the other most Susie-like person in town, with sharp teeth, bad manners, and no morals>Bratty>She's surprised by Kris's nasty dirty little friend showing up but is more than willing to get back at Catty and her family for imagined sleights>and pulls out three jars of incense, a bag of powdered bones, a pendulum, an ouija board, exactly fourteen candles, and what looks a lot like the shrunken head of a monkey, eager to show off "some of that, like, down-home Cajun Voodoo like old Uncle Ratty (no relation) taught her">why the fuck is there so much weird magic shit in a town where monsters don't have magic>Susie just screams
>>488793772weird alphys
>>488793965i did not need to know that ralsei fact but ok
>>488794181>Catti is shorter even when wearing heels?
>>488793567yummers
>>488794206I might honestly kill myself or others.
>>488794516it's not about the sprite itself, it's about vibesyou seriously gonna tell me this fat bitch isn't bigger than susie?
Does anybody remember the fanmod where Onionsan was replaced with a basket of chicken fingers and fries and gravy?
>>488794181>Catti is shorter even when wearing heelsThey're at almost exactly eye level- visible-eyes Susie's sprites have her eyes one pixel higher than Catti's, but Catti's shoulders are taller than Susie's and the top of Susie's fluffy wild hair lines right up with the top of Catti's ears. So I definitely wouldn't say shorter, even with heels (I considered them more flats admittedly since she's the same height as sandals-wearing Catty, but whatever) since Susie is also wearing boots with a pretty thick heel judging by the same-height Dark World sprites and the goofy Toby sprites in the librarby that let you see they go up to at least mid-calf when her jeans aren't covering them. They're probably big chunky engineer boots or something. Toby likes his mean girls and their typical footwear.>Berdly can peck Susie's eye out Yeah but he's also a wimp and a manlet, and height and demeanor are the two things that immediately paint someone as a target.>we don't know that for certainWe don't, but it's a funny scenario.
>>488795024Also comparing individual overworld sprites like this is silly anyway because these games have damn near 0 sprite consistency and 70% of a sprite is just "this is the smallest it can actually be made and still have the features visible" e.g. the one-pixel pupils and nose/nostrils on both of those sprites.
i forgor, when does light world susie use those visible eyes but no smile sprites anyway>>488793663you should get your disappointment out of the way now so it'll be less upsetting later
I should replay the chapters while we wait for a newsletter to tell us to wait so I can see how much of anti-Susie posting is retarded posters being retarded and how much actually has a basis in the game
With development back on track thanks to Producer-sama with dev times that actually reflect Deltarune's nature as a low-fidelity pixel art RPG with linear hallway area design and no complex gameplay mechanics I almost think Toby could go back to working on releasing the whole game as a single package
>>488795713like release chapters 3-7 all at once?
>>488796029YeahI'd rather wait 2 or 3 more years for the game to be done than deal with the piecemeal thing that'll probably ruin whatever experience Toby originally had planned for
>>488796093a single release means less years of relevance
>>488796093problem isthey're focusing only on completing chapter 4 as of nowchapter 5 has some stuff done6-7 prob have almost no stuff done at all
>>488796134I care about the game itself more than thread personalities
>>488796093if they were to try and finish the game all at once they would make the release be much farther than it already is for 3-4
>>488796250fangamer cares more about sales than your playtime
>muh thread personalities
>>488795024>So I definitely wouldn't say shorter, even with heels (I considered them more flats admittedly since she's the same height as sandals-wearing Catty, but whatever)Heel-wearing Catti being the same height as sandal wearing Catty could be proof Catti is shorter than Catty, and by extension shorter than Susie.
>>488796250thread personalities are the only thing keeping this thread alive during content draught
>>488797524No.
>>488797524I'd rather have a dead thread than a zombified one.
>>488797524truth nuke
>>488797650go back
>>488797524That's a bad thing, /utg/ needs to die.
>>488797681>reddit postgrim
Threadshitters don't even want you to be able to talk to each other in /utg/ so it dies
>>488793663Prepare yourself in advance for the Catti phone drop scene where Susie compliments her edgy lockscreen and all is well between them from then on
>NOOO IF PEOPLE TALK TO EACHOTHER THEN THEY ARE PERSONALITIES AND MAKES THE THREAD DESERVE TO DIE!!!1!!grimmest thought process imaginable
>>488796250This post pinched the mother of all nerves
>>488797982>t. person who would have dozens of "pillar of the community" and "I miss Kraut" posts if utg retroactively got IPs revealed
>>488797853>>488797982The threadshitters are the reason I WANT the general to die, they ruin the experience for everyone else so just put it out of its misery already (at least until new chapters come out)
>>488797982This post pinched the mother of all nerves
>>488798190Or just get the jannies to do their job and ban the off-topic threadshitters
>>488798285I would like that too but we're powerless to make them do that
>>488798074You pinched the shitposter's nerve so hard all he could do was copy your post, king.
>>488798190why can't it just be alive and slow and free of attention whores?
>>488798372why?
all me btw
>>488798401The fuck you mean "why?"We can cry for help all we want but our screams go unheard. We've been abandoned
>>488798536why?
>>488798536damn
>>488798401>>488798565because you touch yourself at night
>>488798609grim
>>488798609for the record that second why wasn't me lol
>>488798536grim
>>488798536Hey, the jannies did autosage us when that guy spammed the thread with the barney thing...
>>488798785why?
>>488798785And that was months ago.Why are we still here, just to suffer
>>488798452grim
Will Toby ever write a skit funnier than Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off
>>488799781>Will Toby ever write a shit funnier thanno
still early morning, but i'm popping in after weeks to say that i literally just remembered about that one bratty fic with the coin and read the 4th chapter. i liked it! hope the author sees this post.https://rentry.org/ybmkw
>>488799842Truth bombTruth nukeTruth death campTruth trail of tears
>>488800471KINO
>>488800471>>488800553Really high quality posts today team, keep it up
>>488800471>>488800553grim
>>488800687>high quality postsmany such cases!
Fuck off Susellechuds
Fuck off crowspammers
Fuck off spamspammers
i blame fobby and berdfag for all the bad posts that happened today *(whistles innocently)*
fuck off fuckoffposters
Look at all the crowspam in this thread. It's disgusting.
1051 days
>>488754931Fanon:>going onto the surface with one soul and killing 6 more peopleCanon:>"then come back and freed everyone peacefully."
fave lost their only friends by being themselves
>>488788148>>488788408The Papyrus fight is the worst boss fight in either of the games. It doesn't even have animations.
i'm waiting, and watching for any mention of breast milk.
sans's ecto breast milkies
Asriel is a chad because he grew up drinking Toriel's breast milk. Kris is weak and sickly because he was a formulacel.
>>488807541why did you put that image in my head.
>>488807682If it hadn't already been haunting you for 9 years by this point you're a fake fan
>>488807664i c butte
>>488807682
>>488807541yummers
>>488807801even more muffet ass
>homelander killed the thread
did i miss anything?
>>488809307you missed jack shit. Threads been dead for the past day or so.
>>488808034not into breast milk but I'd order it just to see her all flustered
Fish I wish
Teaching noelle how to cast the spell that makes her breasts fill up with milk without telling her what it does
hmm, we have goat, deer, frozen chicken and barney, wheres Fatti Fatti 2 by 4?
today is my birthday :)
>>488811190happy birthday
>>488811190fuck off birthshit
>>488811190*slams your head into cake, impaling your eye with a wooden dowel*
fatti
>>488807121We know, Susie
>>488788676
susie mentions ice cubes because of snowgraving berdly, burnt toaster crumbs because of firegraving undyne, and jawbreakers because of susie dying from trying to voregrave catti (she's too fucking fat and breaks susie's jaw)
>>488811681i edge my kino every nightand by kino i mean hehemy peanits
>>488811253>>488811362>>488811363thank you frens! <3
>>488811363nicely done 47
>>488811848I ATE SO MUCH FUCKING SHIT ON THE FOURTH OF JULYI SAID I WOULDN'T, BUT THEN I DIDAND I TOTALLY FUCKED UP MY DIETAND NOW I'M PAYING FOR IT BY WORKING OUT IN 100 FUCKING DEGREE WEATHER
>>488787213I graduated High School around that time.I didn't really have any nice memories from my time in school so being done with it is the closest thing I have to a nice memory.
mettaton's secret fat fetish (he won't let alphys exercise)
>>488811363SICK The Dark Knight joker reference bro!
What's your opinion on this track?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyPR77rg1to
Hey guys!Content?
>>488812559he also actively keeps her from seeing undyne cause he wants alphys all for himselfsince he's a robot he controls the whole lab and shit
>>488812669Toby's really good at music.
>>488812698(futuristic sci-fi laughter)
>>488812778> H A> H A> H A>*The spinning robo fired a beam that causes night time stuffiness!*
>>488787213The final stretch of the Neutral Route on an initial playthrough is incredible>New Home>Judgement Hall and the EXP/LV reveal>Asgore>Photo-FloweyI wish i could experience it for the first time again
>>488787213The Papyrus date made me laugh so hard that my mom heard it three rooms away and made a crack about it
What if your favorite musician fell into the Underground?
>>488813554>Stewart Copeland fucking drums the shit outta some monsters
https://files.catbox.moe/1ocre0.jpeg
>>488813986>I will pay you $200 to cuddle with me.
>>488811998>I ate a lot one time so my diet is ruinedjust throw up lmao
Fave real but they're 144p quality.
>>488811190Happy birthday gotebro.I would bake you a cauldron cake if I had a way to send it to you through the internet.
chara was inherently evil because he was a yakubian ape
>>488810278WISH GRANTED.
FAVE INSIDE ME
>>488815098thank you! :Dand i appreciate the thought!
>>488815110>https://youtu.be/dCwZzk91hF4?t=3who said darkeners cant be funny?
GOD, I FUCKING HATE UNDERTALE! WHY ARE THE LESBIANS UNDERGROUND!? THEY'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE UNDERGROUND IF THEY'RE IN MY BASEMENT!
>>488815435calm down mettatroon
>>488815220Baking cakes in a cast iron cauldron is actually a pretty tasty method of making a cake while homeless or out camping in the woods.
I'm homophobic exclusively against lesbians and this will never change
>>488815916skill issue, honestly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb1pq5bRydUyou can tell from the voice that she's got that hello kitty girl pussy
>>488816093I thought you were bigoted why are you not supportive of my hatred
one of the WHAT???
how the fuck did toby did fuck up ralsei so bad and turned him into femboy bait when he could've stayed a competent yet caring mage guy like for most of chapter 1?
>>488816464He was always femboy-coded
>>488816160you thought kraut was a>bigot flower
>>488816402>utg invented the concept of architecture >>488816464Toby wasn't satisfied with the quality of porn Ralsei was getting so he pumped the gas a little bit. https://static1.e621.net/data/70/83/70830a621323c894c8a591277c330465.jpg
>>488816464He was always a femboy to contrast susie being a tomboy. Not toby's fault that femboys automatically equal porn to coomers.
>>488816120new background audio just dropped
>>488816717that would explain why ralsei has almost 5k images in rule 34
We gon smoke a dip, all of itnot a little bit (we gon smoke a sherm stick)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwKWf1pgAh4
next chapters will reveal ralsei is full of maggots
>>488817081Carefu
next chapter will reveal a dark world full of faggots
>>488817278That's every dark world
>>488817278that's every chapter
in chapter 3 Kratos shows up for no reason
>>488815435Calm down, Cringer.
>>488816160i hope you like poems.>... und weil der lebenskräftige Leib sie auszuscheiden trachtet, hassen sie mit vermögen ihn und hätten ihn gern verachtet.>Und welche Zeichen am Himmel steh'n, ob Wind oder Wetterwolke, sie gehen stets mit dem Pöbel zwar, doch nimmer mit dem Volke.
next chapter will reveal that France deported all the Cagots
sans be like: hey kiddo
>>488817496>krautbabble
in chapter 3 Toby adds an amiga mod tracker just for the schizoboss theme
>>488817496I have a feeling you aren't going to give translation
the best /utg/ thread in the last year
horse sans be like: neigh kiddo
>>488817896I am proud to say that I was a part of that.
retard sans be like: urrr kiddo...uhhh......
horny sans be like: You fucking with some WAP kiddo
>>488817791i translated a whole prophecy that's made out of 22 paragraphs from the 16th century.give me a break.
annoyed sans be like: fuck off kiddo
LET LOOSE THE KIDDOS OF WAR
purple sans be like: i always come back kiddo
why did chara and kiddo wear jorts
>>488818182you mind explaining what any of it means or would you rather larp as your le epic nazis
>>488816120>hello kitty girlyou mean like... a child..?
an apple a day keeps the kiddo away *fires gaster apple*
>>488818590it's some more zoom zoom speak, think of like 10 years ago when 'edgy' girls were called femmes or something
>>488818480because it shows off her thighs
>>488817349If I had a nickel
>... Meine Mama hat mir einfach erlaubt dass ich Cola trinken darf! Wie cool ist das bitte? Jetzt zocke ich Fortnite und trinke Cola! YIPPEE!
>>488818480They're aussies
Muffet offers you the potionDo you take it, anon?
>>488818545it is a poem by the north-german gustav frensen, in the poem he describes how there is a certain type of people that will always cling to you that hate you.a play on words about how your tolerance is abused. he continues on in the poem to describe the people's will as a body which tries to purge itself of a this poison and that this metaphorical poison then tries to have the body fight among itself rather than let it itself be purged.the poem ends by saying something like:>"and no matter the weather, be it wind or weathercloud - they march on with the rabble but ne'er with the people."what good is your opinion on a cancer if you only hate one type of cancer that bothers you specifically?
australian sans be like: hey yabbo
>>488819268Ja.
>>488819268i can see the S where the label said dick shrink muffet i am not drinking that
>>488819268I shove the bottle up her ass and give her an enema with it
>>488819268most of this thread already had like 3 bottles.
This isn't some deep symbolism or foreshadowing, it's just a fucking dog
caveman sans be like: YABBA DABBA KIDDOOOO
british sans be like: g'day kiddo god save the king
>>488819569looks like onion san after eating liquorice.
>>488819569>Toby is the villain of his own franchiseI could have told you that. What else is new?
elderly sans be like: i miss kiddo
bad aim sans be like: i miss kiddo
>>488819635you don't get to talk about the king when he's only in power because you fukcing killed the queen with your sexyman beam
married trans sans be like: im miss kiddo
genocide sans be like: i miss papyrus
2018 sand be like: it's hit or miss kiddo
sniper sans be like: i piss kiddo
ex wife sans be like: i miss kiddo but my aim is getting better
>>488817073postan ralsei weed
bongo playing sans be like: i play bongo
heavy sans before: run from de sandvich, kiddo
>>488820636weed addicted sans be like: 420 blaze it smoke weed every day
game dev sans be like: development is going well kiddo *goons to mad mew mew vtuber*
I will never forgive Toby for making Mad Mew Mew a streamer
saxton sans be like: hey kiddo i'm the CEO of Mann Co
hot anal sex sans be like: hey kiddo have you ever heard of anagrams
>>488820768420 indeed
UNDERRUNE DISCUSSION WHEN
lawyer sans be like: objection kiddo
>>488820808>>488820902Mew Mew appearing multiple times in the newsletters is totally not because Toby wants gooner art.
i see you got the CD bagel with the extra cream cheeseyummers
>>488821565(smoking hot laughter)
sans at the first thanksgiving be like: happy thanksgiving kiddo
Mew Mew: The Failed Fave
>>488821303dankhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MapFFIfpFfI>>488821565September newsletter (maybe)
>>488821816smoke weed erryday
>>488821816I smile on the outside, but cry on the inside.
>>488821643>>488821775I bet you that Mew Mew would've gotten loads of porn if it didn't happen so late and if it didn't get immediately overshadowed by Chapter 1Like at least Muffet levels of porn counts
i see you got a /utg/ with the extra schizoyummers
>>488821662What are CD Bagels in the light world anywayMP3s?
>>488822198anon...
>>488821894Some nerds wondered if I was a poser and square earlier in the thread. They don't think I smoke the good dank weed. (I get some of the best shit in the world for about as much money as I spend on drinking coffee daily)
>>488821775shouldn't have made mewmew a tranny if he wanted people to have them
>>488822376Mew mew isn't any more of a tranny than Mettaton though
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA why did my family have to buy so many candies and sodas for my birthday, i am completely unable to resist overdosing on sugar. my stomach isn't feeling too good.>>488822336>Some nerds wondered if I was a poser and square earlier in the thread.you are a cool and good guy in my eyes :) keep on rocking you legend :)
Mettaton got a milkshake with extra whipped cream
>>488822587the connection is too linked to the character to find him attractive unless you're gay
>>488807541>>488807682
>>488822376Obsessed
>>488822620Thanks bro. Stay golden yourself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mteqQsWRJ8c
>>488822925dank weed
mew mew killed mad dummy
>>488822587that's true.the eternal mettatroon.
>>488823126The more people smoke herb, the more Babylon fall.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK8jI33MJUA
It's be funny to reset time exactly one year, making it so only /utg/ remembers, specifically for making the wait even longer.
>>488822828Mad Mew Mew was never a manAnd I'm not saying this in a gender-affirmation sort of way I mean the ghosts are literally genderlessAlso Mew Mew the doll is physically designed to be female so saying Mad Mew Mew wnbaw is implying you think gender lies in the mind and not what your body is. Curious!
>>488823474https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3QxT-w3WMo
>>488823762The good times of today, are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.
angy
>>488823879Why are we still here? Just to blaze it? Every night, I can feel my weed... And my gotes... even my chuffin... The shitposts I've lost... the threads I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still here. You feel it, too, don't you?
I think despite being minor characters in deltarune, mettaton and mad mew mew are some of the stronger evidence that something will fundamentally change about the light world because I don't think Toby could get away with YWNBAR/D (you will never be a robot/doll)So some variation of dark/light equilibrium or merger has to be true.
>>488824027Like tears in the rain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaYuddLy4k8
What if Toby made a webcomic instead and Andrew made the quirky video game from Toby's basement?
>papyrus and sans >undyne and alphys>bratty and cattyUndertale has three comedy parings consisting of a tall skinny person and a short fat person. Deltarune has zero. That's why Deltarune sucks.
>>488824202Smoky wokey. Got a smoke? Blunt smoke, smoken the blunt smoke. Bud? Bud in my mouth, smoking my bud. Smoking with my bud, with more bud, then bumping butts. Bumping butts, with bud, smoking blunts. Big butt? What's wrong, got a big ass? Too big for you, huh smoker? Blunt smoker? Toke joker? Joint splointer?
>>488824092No one can choose who they are in this world. -Deltarune
If Toby's a real quirksmaster how come his soundtracks aren't REAL quirkyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgz9Y-YPZXc
What if there was a cute female human slightly younger than Kris in hometown and her main gimmick was she kept accidentally ending up naked in public in more and more elaborate and unlikely ways?
What if there was a cute fat female human slightly younger than Kris in hometown and her main gimmick was she kept accidentally ending up eating fattening foods in public in more and more elaborate and unlikely ways?
>>488824372I was gonna say susie and lancer but no one can decide what susie's body type is
>>488824372Queen and Spamton.>but spamton's n-Yes he is.
>>488824529>>488824717ralsei would be jealous of kris seeing her gigantic bosom
>>488824384Everything is better with a bag of weed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6syqEwJLI5g
>>488824834postan berdly weed
What if Fave was gunned down by cartel members?
>>488824928Posting an image of great power.
the huge plot twist will be that kris's grandma got run over by rudy
YOUR FINAL CHALLENGE...LET YO BITCH GO THRU YOUR /utg/ POST HISTORY
>>488824427THIS world. Says nothing about the next.
>>488825112crack
>>488825127aw hell nah mettaton you crazy for this !!
>>488824798I said cute. Cute girls have little a or maybe b cups.
>>488825193https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvwUN-4Q5-E
>>488825193What the FU
>>488825336want?
>>488825407Much obliged, thanks friend.
My preference in breasts is smallish/medium-sized normally but temporarily turning fucking huge due to magic (usually magic breast milk inflation and i drink it all out to return them to normal)
>>488825630yummers
>>488825580no problemo amigo, smoke weed everyday
>>488825708Yummy milky :)
What if Toby released a newsletter saying that the chapters were 100% finished, translations and porting complete, BUT he refused to release the chapters until loyal undertale/deltarune fans were in charge of every major government in the world, by any means necessary?
breasty milky in my tummy
>>488825864Conquest
>>488825864i would kill him, steal his PC and then dump everything for free on deltarune(dot)com
>>488825864Underrune Now is a more compelling reason to overthrow the regime than any amount of rape, torture and humiliation they inflict on the population and the fact Toby hasn't done this yet is proof that he is in cahoots with them
>>488825813Marijuana: Ralsei tested and approved!
>>488825956*pokes tummy* Yummers.
i hate Toby because his name isn't one that sounds cool to scream out in the rain on my hands raised and clenched into fists
>>488826207What about Robert
>>488826023kokainum
>>488824796>Queen and Spamton.They literally never interact with each other on screen
>>488826268for some reason only hispanic names ending in -rico sound cool to do that with
>>488825630>hyper>inflationdropped
>>488826207Yes it is. I would love to yell TOBYYYYYYYY in the rain with my hands raised and clenched into fists
>>488826375and yet they canonically fucked
>>488826439>maximizing your skill issuesgrim
>>488826361He also loves sippin' on lean. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzXiwN9s82M
I wanna lay my head on Chara so much, cuddling for her for hours as I'm in an daze, snuggling while she plays a game on the bed, the beeps and boops being the noise that keeps me halfway tethered to this plane of existence as the pure comfy lulls me away to a far off land. One of calm waters and a moonlit sky with us basking in its wonder.
I wanna throw a chocolate bar into my yard and watch Chara run after it like a dog playing fetch
what if fave was anorexic?
>>488826542i have been weed postan for 1 hour now.i was thinking i take a break here now.thank you for weedposting with me fren.have a good day and stay golden you legend.change da world is my final message, goodbye
>>488825321And I said Fat.Fat bitches have big tits.
>>488826746fave would have something in common with me
>>488826439I don't mind hyper as much when it's temporary and justified in that something is causing it to be hyper
>>488826837go to faveburger
>>488826767Hope you enjoy the rest of your birthday, I will now proceed to change the world.
do you think kingfag is watching the thread seething that they can't yell at us
>>488826998what a life you lead
>>488826998I don't think she would watch for that exact reasonGetting banned is the only thing that'll actually get her to fuck off for a while
I don't like Deltarune because it doesn't have cool 3D Vector painting skyboxes.
>>488826837you have something in common with kingfag
Fattening every single Female character in UT/DR
>>488827216No.
>>488826829Yeah I didn't see he also linked your awful post, turning something beautiful into something disgusting
Doomdoom and kingfag feeding too much their boyfriend, kraut
>>488827216and every male character, and every gender-ambiguous character. total underrune fatness
>>488827339Your post needed a few more minutes to cook.
>>488827208that's russian propaganda.
>>488827280
undertale/deltarune?
>>488827216Jackie Cha-FUCK
>>488827550blame the mods etc
>>488823710I literally said, the connotation is so strong with mad mew mew that there's not really any other way you can interpret the character. jacking off to mew mew is the same level of gay as jacking off to astolfo (very much gay)
>>488826837You are such a woman.
>>488827632but i didn't mod my /utg/ experience. i blame the devs, they are the only ones to blame for the vanilla experience being buggy.
Kraut make the new thread
>>488827216I will fatten my fave.With myself.
>>488827813women usually dont have fatter cocks than you.
>>488827216with air
>>488828279usually?
>>488828362>cut to Susie's fat cock
New>>488828464>>488828464>>488828464
>>488828279Yeah yeah, you took testosterone and had a surgery down there. I know your type.
