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I love fish
Wake up babe, new translation of Japan exclusive Toby commentary just dropped:https://chartcarr.neocities.org/repray
Why is there a sudden influx of suselle spammers
>>489247610Boohoo...
>>489248269And crow spam and anus spam and alphys blob spam
Day 5238 of HATING TOBY FOX AND UNDERTALEToday I ordered 80 dollars in more merch.
>>489248636Is he wrong though?
fave is dark and griddy
>>489249295Like sand in the middle of the night
>>489249295right foot creep
>>489248636literally nobody cares about that stuff except for threadshitters desperately trying to cling on to a new targetI'm asking what's with all the yurifags all of a sudden
>>489249636check your DMs
* Frisk's cock...* It fills you with DETERMINATION.
>>489249636It's not like they can post in the Susie or Noelle threads
Fave is... the...............Chungus
Chara and Asriel.
Fave hungry fave want pizza
>>489251050we know susie
Fave's banned from free Toriel titty milk day
>>489251393remember the toriel milk tea at the undertale cafe
>>489251393susieboowomp.png
>>489251610what the fuck were they expecting with a name like that
>>489251610I remember the cafe's twitter saying that "costumers who made improper remarks to staff over the Toriel and the Sans drink would be asked to leave"
When Deltarune is finally complete the pacing is going to be so wack
>>489251907I have good news, then (laugh)
>>489251907Has there ever been a story that was originally meant to be experienced as one complete package where a big part of that experience was supposed to be going back after completing it that was then chopped up into smaller releases and then chopped up into even smaller releases before
>>489251869sans' ice cold cup of ecto-jizz
>>489251393noelleboowomp.png
God told me that deltarune will be a 7/10 at best and once I know the ending I'll stop obsessing over it.But he wouldn't tell me the ending so I could stop obsessing now.
Dog told me deltarune will be a 10/10 and I should be donating a tenth of my salary towards Ralsei plushies
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
>>489252331>>489252772The only part of the ending I care about is Susie's relationship status
>>489247823>the characters known its a game so you won't want merch!That isn't how it fucking works Toby, stop being retarded.
toby toby toby boy
>>489240547>Do you think Deltarune Undyne will "earn" her eyepatch?I think so, but that's because my dumb schizo theory is that the world of Deltarune is reforming itself to mirror Undertale with or without our interference. First with Catty and Bratty having the weird "this is so fun, wait, aren't we supposed to be enemies?" stuff, then Alphys and Undyne starting to become a thing again, Asriel being mysteriously absent, Asgore and Tori still being separated, Rudy about to kick the bucket to mirror being DAOOTS in Undertale, Sans and his brother just showing up one day. So Undyne losing an eye is just one more thing to line up universally.
>>489253268But if he makes merch of them they will continue to be your PUPPETS and will never be FREE
>>489253683i like that video
The moral of Deltarune ishttps://youtu.be/NWRTEGb-LZw&t=130
>bigot plays
>>489253959Shut the FUCK up Toby, you had no problem making merch of the quirky UT characters including the ones who realize what's going on. Stop huffing your own farts, "characters realize they're game puppets" might have been interesting and not completely predictable if this was still 2004.
>writes undertale 2>calls it deltarune and pretends it isn’t a lame rehash of the same ideas and charactersBravo tobert
>>489253268>YOU won't wantMASSIVE assumption about Toby's motivation. You'll beg for plushie till the sun goes out but Toby won't care. He will maintain his VISION.
>>489254279Toby specifically told fangamer to not make Chara plushies because what she represents is not something you can just "buy at a store". Toby is just autistic like that
I can’t fathom what explanation Toby will have for no merch that doesn’t also reek of bullshit when you remember literally anything and everything about Flowey
hi
Fuck off birdshit
>>489254463Or, y'know, because Chara's existence is a massive spoiler and the whole thing about naming the fallen human being a twist, something that is still unknown to a surprising amount of people because it didn't gain mass media meme-oriety like Sans Bad Time, and Toby is making shit up to make it sound more artsy.
>>489254532the player is not canon in Undertale. There is nothing controlling Frisk. There are hints of a player, but it's nothing compared to Deltarune, where you will obviously act as the "god" or angel or audience.
>>489253106she loves her pastries
>>489254765>>>>reading comprehension
>>489254765The player gets talked to directly, not frigg the human, by flowey and asriel.
>>489254697Toby talks about Undertale's story and themes in depth all the time lol i don't think he cares much about the spoilers anymore. Refer to the just now-translated Toby analysis of a fucking ice skating performance with meta themeshttps://chartcarr.neocities.org/repray
>>489255001>lack of reading comprehension
>>489254146the moral of deltarune is that he bent in, but as he bent in an EEEVIL tax collector dropped a pencil down his asscrack
fave is annoyed that a tropical storm ruined their planned vacation
>>489255001Flowey/Asriel literally just think it's Chara lolThe "player" themes in Undertale are completely irrelevant and half-baked and the chara segment at the end of genocide is stupid as fuck. Frisk has the power to come back. Frisk is not under our control. Or atleast he doesn't actually care whatsoever so it does not matter. There is no meta conflict between us and the world. Sans doesn't know about a player. Flowey recognizes we are something like him through our weird desire to see everything, which he just attributes to Chara anyway except for like 3 lines in the game.
>>489255406>The "player" themes in Undertale are completely irrelevant and half-bakedgoalposts: moved
>>489255406Flowey asks you to not fuck up a pacifist ending for everyone, and Asriel shows up to talk to you during the credits as hyperdeath again
>>489255406If you boot up the game after the pacifist credits Flowey directly asks you the player not to reset
/utg/ is unironically the only subfanbase I’ve seen where people get really asshurt about player meta elements despite these games just being jampacked with meta elementsLike, how does Flowey and Gaster taking over the twitter account fit into the picture
>>489255626Flowey asks you, Frisk, to not reset the pacifist run. Asriel showing up is non-canon unless you believe every kickstarter backer is canon
>>489255619only weak and stupid people are afraid to use fallacies in an argument.
>>489254927Made with only the finest spiders! And love, of course!
>>489255704I'm only asshurt about meta stuff because there is so much of it now that we are halfway up to our fucking eyeballs in meta elements and I'm increasingly distrusting of the dog to actually link it all to his supposed fever dream AND the actual game plot in a satisfying fashion.
You hate meta elements?FUCK U GAIJINTHE KNIGHT IS NOW META KNIGHT (from the hit game Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the Nintendo Wii)
>So, please.>Just let them go.>Let Frisk be happy.>Let Frisk live their life.>...>But.>If I can't change your mind.>If you DO end up erasing everything...>...>You have to erase my memories, too.>...>I'm sorry.>You've probably heard this a hundred times already, haven't you...?>...>Well, that's all.>See you later...><Name>.He is clearly addressing (you) the player, not Frisk
>>489256292Yeah that’s cut and dry awareness of the video game and player.
>>489256292he's talking to chara
>>489255704The meta elements get in the way of what /utg/ really wants shipping furry teens
>>489255704AND jarujaru.
I like shipping furry adults!*cricket sounds*
>>489256479If thats true and the name isnt meant to be a stand in for the player that means We were playing as Chara who was controlling Frisk the whole time
>>489256861Yes.
>>489255704I am going to be honest. Flowey taking over twitter is not canon. Gaster taking over twitter is semi-canon in the sense that he made contact with us, but I don't think gaster literally knows twitter exists
What if all the cute monster girls were hanging out somewhere in public, nude, but it isn't a big deal because they are furries. But then they suddenly were magically turned human for some reason. That would be pretty funny haha
>>489256835Thats forbidden since you could potentially be shipping Alphys and Undyne with anyone but each other or you could be even attempting something heinous like shipping Toriel and Asgore
>>489257086boooo let them remain furries
>>489256835
>>489257720Bpants is smoking that cigarette from the wrong end
>>489257720This is the only explicitly noncanon adult ship the underune fanbase will tolerateToby probably will canonize it in the future just like he did with nicepants
Why tf is Undertale general as active as Elden Ring general
>>489258308check your email
>>489258308try favebut hole
>>489258308We're just that good.
buying out QC's and not changing anything except offering free donuts to law enforcement- read: Undyne- and subtly widening all the booth seating
Don't mind me, just posting some gorgeous HUGE Alphys ass and analhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/GUPXjc_aIAAFKzk?format=jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/GUPXjc_a8AAyW5H?format=jpg
come on, that was a real... what is it?
>stinky anus blob posting definitely doesn't happen
>>489258969LIZZUR BIIIIIG
if a child can kill almost the entire underground just imagine what the average adult male could do
I guess it's because the newsletter, but youtube's been really recommending me theory videos the last few days, and the only one I'd say worth mentioning is the gaster theme analysis just from how in depth the dude went. One of those "that's some impressive music knowledge mixed with autism there!" style videos.Other videos feel way to "I'm gonna state something pretty normal followed by fanfiction out the ass" like yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if "the knight" is a title of whoever opened that particular dark world's fountain and not a singular person, but I don't need multiple paragraphs after that my guy. Maybe kris didn't open the cyber world fountain at the end of chapter 1, but the next 16 minutes of the video guessing who did sure were fucking stupid.
Toriel would nosell Homelander, the only reason Frisk gets by her is because she underestimated them.
>>489258969artist?
>>489259072Berdfag really killed the thread just so he could post his porn for himself.
I could double the underground and hometown's population
>>489259182beeg ol' wobbly lizzur butt with great big beautiful anus <3>>489259468https://x.com/epitaphkho/status/1820535683347603886
>>489259402I know the two exact videos you're talking about.Andrew Cunningham is great but it's weird him of all people believe in Narra-Chara.
>>489259604based, thanksluv me some big wobbly (WOBBLY) nerd lizard
>>489258969>>489259604He's literally anus blobbing right now
>Toby offers you a Noelle plushie>It's Ralsei with antlers
Kris definitely opened the chapter 2 world. Why would Kris rip the soul out just to eat pie? That's stupid, Kris obviously ripped their soul out, went and created the chapter 2 Dark World, went back home, ate the pie, put the soul back, and went to bed.The reason that Noelle and Berdly were able to set up in the computer lab before ending up in the Dark World is because Dark Worlds operate on a sort of cartoon logic thing. For example, Kris and Susie don't instantly enter the Dark World in chapter 1, they walk in the closet, then walk around for a bit until the floor drops away and they fall. That happened with Noelle and Berdly, where they walked into the computer lab, got their study materials set up, then the floor fell away and they woke up in the Dark World.TL;DR I am objectively correct about everything, I still don't know who the knight could be.
>>489259872I don't care.
>489259604>489259830>489260212>samefagging
This is why birdshit needs to get told to fuck off
>>489260279>only one (You)Darn.
>>489260286Are you image-banned, fobby wobby?
i HATE berdfag, DAMN him for posting (checks notes) adult women with developed secondary sex characteristics
>>489260419Yes. But that will not stop me from my noble crusade against birdshit.
>>489259989How did Kris know how to open dark worlds?
>>489260669learned about it from queen
>>489260669Maybe Gerson taught them
fobschizo getting rangebanned from ever posting images again makes it so much easier to just ignore him lolhe's pathetic
>>489256835Gersans but specifically in the Queen Undyne timeline.>how's it been, gersy.>Eh, not bad. Got a little pipsqueak to talk with and pass the time.>oh really? you bribing him with free tea samples or something? >Eh, don't kid yourself. He thinks I'm a hero or something? Buncha' wax if you ask me.>i wouldn't rule it out. anyone who can take so many questions for an hour is a hero to me.>Well, you better be writing comics. All they can ask me is >"Gerson, ya' seen Undyne?">"Gerson, how'dya train someone as cool as HER?">"Gerson, how'dya do that spinning move?">It stops being flattering after a while. A short while.>welp, there's your cape. you're supposed to be a historian after all, right?>I guess...maybe they're an inspiration for a new book sometime...>...>Nah, don't got another book in me.>S'only articles for this turtle from now till my dust floats away.>sad, i suppose...i knew someone who would have loved one of those.>...>I'm not gonna pry into who you lost to that...whatever that thing was.>good, cause i'm sealed.>But if there's one question I'm scared to, answer: it's this.>"How d'ya tell what a human's thinking?">hasn't learned how to read a face yet? kid was obviously just "having some f u n.">or maybe i was just rusty.>No, I've seen humans like that before. Real sadistic ones. Ones that were angry *at* you but not angry *because of* you.>That human...their anger was less like a thinking being and more like a wild animal.>Curious. Hungry. Scattered.>How'm I supposed to explain a kid that?>simple. become like any good historian...>give 'em the important bits, and leave the rest in the footnotes.>or whatever you do, i'm not much of a reader. especially not with my new quadruple shifts.>Undyne working ya' to the marrow, ain't she?>pretty sure she's chewing on it by now. bye, gerse.>Bwa ha ha! Bye, Sansy!>why ya laughing? i haven't made a single joke all day.>Man, you being here is cheery enough.>...>sure. bye now.
>>489260775Makes sense
>>489260775Kris couldn't learn about it from Queen if Kris made the dark world Queen was in
>>489260593He is spamming revolting odor and fat fetish porn on a blue board
charapants
FOBbyblobby got image banned? Real shit?
>>489261073Are the posts in the thread with us right now?
>>489260669timepoop
>>489261073nobody fucking cares oh my god he's posting links we have to go out of our way to visit
>>489260669How did kris learn how to rip a heart out of his body?I assume kris opened all the previous dark world portals, but I'm willing to hear other ideas. It's when the ideas are fucking stupid that I start checking out. "Nah, kris didn't open the cyber world portal, it was ms, boom!" and now I'm wishing pain upon the youtuber.
>>489261270huh?>>489258969huh?>>489259604huh?>>489260212huh?
>>489261275Berdfag ruined the thread
>people actually talking about the game>berdshit starts a victory lap porn dump to drown it out while his orbiters pretend nothing is happening
>>489261428>cries about "berdlyfag">asked for proof>points to a bunch of alphys posts where there is no berdlyAnon... your meds...?
>>489261407Maybe they just guessed? I'm not sure, I can't think of a good explanation.
>>489261607>>489261457>>489261428>fobschizo so pissed and seethed he got rangebanned he started IP-hopping on two phoneslol
>>489261407I really don't care about who's doing it as much as I how they came to be doing it and why they're doing it which seem like questions with much more interesting answers.
Hello /utg/ and welcome back for soda review numbah 73!Today, we have Mtn Dew Kickstart: Black CherryIt's translucent, with a dark black coloration.It has a sweet syrupy cherry aroma to it.It has a 'shirley temple-esque' taste to it, followed by a faint bitterness.It doesn't have much of an aftertaste to note.It contains 92 mgs of caffine, which is 23% of the 400 mg threshold stated by the FDA.Overall, very good. Cherry is a personal favorite flavor of mine, and the bitterness is handled so well that it's real easy to drink casually. It's on the weaker side when it comes to caffeine, but then again it does do good to cut back sometimes.9/10. Magnificent.See you again tomorrow at 7 PM EST for the next review!>PostscriptIt's thundering and raining like hell where I am, and the lights have threatened to go out several times.Posting a bit early just in case.Also, I had forgotten earlier that I had this review to do at 6.I was in the middle of cooking steak, so I had to expend 20 minutes of the hour I give myself to do this.The food's probably getting in the way of my taste, so this review might be a little off.I don't know what adding chives to mashed potatoes does, but it tastes pretty good.It might be some placebo effect or something, I don't know I'm not a chef.
>FOBby getting image cucked>Doomerfag complaining about eating a banThis has been a nice few couple of days
>>489261630He switched to Alphys porn when too many people pointed out how pedophilic his berdly porn dumps were>>489261817>only one person hates berdshitso true
>>489261919You're in the way of that tropical storm, too?
The pillars of the community are being toppled over
>>489261306the NEED to KNEAD her ass
>>489261962prove you're not fobschiz by posting an image in the image field
>>489261961Why? because now you are free to enjoy goonable asses in peace?
>>489262120I actually enjoy goonable anons instead
Asriel gripping his meat hella hard thinking about that coquí girl he met at the airport bouncing and croaking on his nuts
berdfag could you post some goat, deer, or human ass
>>489262063Ok hows this?
>>489262243nohI will post cute faves though
>I love latinas, Kris.>The little titty ones drive me bonkers!
Hey guys. I saw you all being sad that you lost all your thread personalities. I've decided to cheer you up by being the next big fat retard who posts garbage all day. Look forward to my new posting journy. Just gotta pick out my character to autisticly fixate on.
>>489261652>yes I am dumping porn and all you can do is seetheyou would have to be insane to think he is a threadshitter or still cares about this place though
>>489262457Fuck you.
>>489262506>announcing a report>announcing a sage
>>489262025>First time I'm hearing about thisI checked the weather and I'm by the edge of it, somewhere about 50-ish miles away.
>>489262506>four minutes finding, installing, and turning on a VPNYou arent bitter and insane btw
>>489262781>>489262556schizo samefag
>>489262901Fuck off birdshitter
>>489262882thats not what samefagging is you stupid toddler
>>489263045Kill yourself schizo
berdshit on the ropesberdshit orbiters reeling
>>489263097you samefagged and now you're backpedaling. die.
>>489263243samefagging is when you reply to yourself and pretend to be multiple people you unrepentant retard
Still waiting.....Still waiting for chapters..........
Someone set us up the bomb.
>sees discussion about game>posts thing his other persona doesn't like>starts spamming as other persona>adds new gimmick to other persona (waow i'm imagebanned!!1!)>drowns out game discussion>mission accomplished
>>489263449New chapters would get in the way of gooning to giant asses though
>>489263386I'm going to rape you.
>>489263572so true
>>489262360
>>489263769Undertale according to the fandom.png
>>489263243>guy made two different replies to two different posts>both just so happened to use no caps>so they must be the same personactual schizo behavior
>>489264156I'm going to rape you.
>>489263565Not if Catti has anything to say about itEspecially not if we get Dinner Bell Darkner
Just found out two moderately popular ut/dr people on youtube were sisters. Had a usually strong "oh that's neat" reaction so that's why I'm telling you this.
What do you guys think about that one Deltarune youtube theorist that uses TTS and has the vessel as their avatar? I don't remember their name.
>>489264471HalfBreadChaos?
I dont watch Undertale/Deltarune youtubers
>>489264583yes
>>489264594Same, but I do watch House. Highly recommend it
>>489264471>>489264583i found the text to speech to annoying and stopped watching about 30 seconds into one of his videos
more mouse bites
my tumtum need yumyum
Deltarune needs a scene that badly rips off Twin Peaks
Did berdfag finally get banned for bragging about dumping porn?Good.
>>489265172これが最悪のフェイクだ
>>489262025>>489262702HAHA SUCKS FOR YOU GUYSNOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS IN MY PART OF THE CO
>>489265607what is that at the top of the screen?
>>489263218Dazed! Reeling! About to break!
>>489265172CUP
>>489265887NIGGAS
*waddles into thread*
>>489265964YYEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>489266081I look like this.
>>489265295I doubt Toby has ever watched Twin Peaks
>>489266146I look like this
Device theory big event for a 6 hour stream that's just gonna say "Gaster's survey program is a literal video game!"
>>489265172it's funny how toby drops a sprite of a random unimportant darkner and everyone starts making dark world concepts with the exact color palette of that one darker
>>489264471Actually better than 90% of other channels i've seen but still almost unwatchable trash.I'd watch 100 of their videos over a Jaru video though.Are there any good DR theorist creators who aren't retarded and are watchable for more than 20 seconds.
>>489265172wait a minute i recognize those building silhouettesNOIT'S THE TARGETING LASER THINGS FROM THE OPENING CUTSCENE
saw some posts in the previous thread by a certain someone who i THOUGHT promised he would stopi hope he understands the... consequences if he continues
Do you ever look at real /v/ hoping for a rare deltarune thread over there to jump in for a while to take a break from this awful place?
>>489267263I never look at real /v/ for any reason
Fake /v/ is chill
/v/ is fine on the rare occasion they aren't screeching about politics
I go to v for the uty threads
Bratty fact:Bratty's favorite thing to eat isn't cats but crawdad
Who had the ability to SAVE before flowey did?
>>489267739crawson isn't going to be happy
>>489267815I would assume Undyne was the most determined prior to Flowey and Amalgamates but she never mentions anything that implies she's been able to save before so I dunno
>>489267815burgerpantsthe fact he hasn't killed himself by the events of the game is a testament to that
>>489267263Yes
>>489267624So never?
>>489267815Kindness/Green soul human was probably the most recent human down there that perished.
Netflic Deltarune series where the characters make jokes about "Elon Muskrat" and "hashtag Me Too"
Noelle fact:Noelle once saw a Christmas tree out for garbage pickup already on December 26th and she cried for two hours
susie fact:susie is irish (evil)
>>489268884Nobody takes down holiday shit until after new years at minimum
Will Chapter 3/4 have a "Human I remember you're genocides" joke
Susie fact:Susie!
I wish DeltaRune wasn't so woke.
>>489269125no way
>>489269107No but sans will like about how long yesterday felt like and that he hopes tomorrow comes sooner.
>You can go so far as to alter or even delete the files on your computer, which will in fact allow you to earn the Pacifist ending again, but even then the game still knows you did that and will call you out on it. who is writing these tv tropes articles SHARTra can't remember fuck all if you delete 962 and 963
>>489269107That'll be in Chapter 5, 3 still has to make the "Kris where the hell are we" joke from 3 years ago
>>489269308uninformed idiotscomputers are magic!!
Burgerpanties…
Female Burgerpants would be pretty hot
I think the thing I'm most looking forward too is all the shitty chapter 3 fan designs being smothered to death by the smooth taste of canon designs.
Catti fact:
It's weird going back and seeing fake "Spade Queens" but there's not as many "Chapter 2+" OC predictions as you'd expect from 2018-2021
>>489269308I am above the consequences
>>489269638I can't wait for official Tenna so we don't have to look at Pyrocynicals, Goat Man OCs, Recolored Spamtons and Recolored Kings and Queens anymore
>>489269638I wonder how many of them will be repurposed as regular (non-Deltarune) OCs.
Robert Fact: Robert robs you
>>489270043and skibidi-
chara's speech about consequences becomes really funny when you imagine it as sammy classic sonic fan
>>489270043We are never getting Tenna.It is a dumb name and concept.
>>489270247https://deltarune.com/d_a_m_n_y_o_u_t_e_n_n_a/
>>489270319>TV is crossed out with a big red XYeah, it is never happening.
What if Tenna and Mike got dropped as concepts and Chapter 3's villain is some dude named Jack (like the card)
>>489270247oh no no no no
>>489270451But Lancer is canonically the Jack already
>>489270451You know what you call the thing that goes into a mic port?
>>489270528i thought he was the ace of spades
>>489270451I would be a Jackfag, the name alone is kind of sexy without a character or design attached.
TV darkner is connected to the video game console darkner which creates the scary version of the ice palace with the scary door for Noelle to cry at
>>489270602Nope.He calls himself "Dark Jack Lancer" at one point in Chapter 1, and in Chapter 2 if you check the cards in your inventory it says he's a jack of spades.Also he was the jack in the original Kanotynes art.
>>489270590XLR cable my beloved
Toby Fox September 11 Terrorist Attacks Fact :
>>489270451Full name. Jack N. Off. Last name is a reference to the RPGMaker game
>>489270951the N is also a reference to Crash Bandicoot
>>489271068>Dr. NEO CortexWhat did Naughty Dog mean by this?
I am above the consequences
Dess isn't dead she's just grinding Darkners for materials to craft the ultimate Bat
How does the Switch port handle stuff like Flowey closing your game window and renaming the window FLOWEYTALE and shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Vz0E1Nb4qk
>>489271703it doesn'ti hope you're excited for the cross-platform wait (laughs)
>>489271068What does the N stand for?
>>489271954NEO
>>489272446Mr. Faverson...
Kris dies in Deltarune then wakes up in a pod filled with goo
>>489272668That'll be the intro to chapter 7.Kris wakes up in a pod and it turns out the light world was a simulation.
>>489272808>podweird way of writing Absolutely Safe Capsule
Mysterious "Penis Fave" claims there are more Penis Faves.
>>489271810HUEY LONG DONG
>>489271810EVERYMANABERGENTRUCKUNG
i will save dess
>>489273875her fate is sealed you will not save her
>>489273875you can't. i already found her and she's safe
>>489271810>he didn't make the great societyhttps://youtu.be/aiOH5zxE8V0
>>489273875based asriel will stop at nothing to get doe pussy
Why is there a Flashygoodness version of Asgore's themes but no Asgore character for Rivals of Aether
>>489274537absa
>>489274581That's a girly sissy boy not a big bara meatman
>>489274785Absa is just a woman.
>>489274109i will save her>>489274202where is she>>489274520away
>>489275067oh my badi just google imaged the character and was like>oh yeah there's gay porn of that
gay penis
Very telling
Vaporwarerune!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vriskarune!!!!!!!!
I hope chapters 3 and 4 will have some good area themesI played Void Stranger recently and Toby has some really stiff competition in that regardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SONQTu9QHGAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUMyLm6fMeIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jo5v0yo1Mg
Add it to the dossier
Open question to all of utgIs Rouxls attractive
>>489276803I vaguely remember there being at least one person who was really into him
mental state decreasing in relation to wait increasing
I wish more artists remembered that Rouxls's face is about 45% forehead
>>489277123I want it nowwww waaaaaaaaaa
>>489276548>dossierCan I get a rundown on that?
>>489277149the normal human head is also about 45% foreheadmost of toby's characters are just furries with tiny foreheads and skulls and brains
>>489277480i'm going to CRY and SHID and FARD
https://x.com/silver_star_13/status/1820625182207148298
Believe in him
>>489278079sims women are insane
What if Producer-sama is just fresh produce in the fridge
>>489278079Goddammit now it can't be a surprise when I remake all of Hometown in TS3.
If Toby Fox collabed with Gorillaz would that piss you off more or less
>>489278607are they even still around
>>489270451>>489270528
>>489278839but king and lancer are literally king of spades and jack of spades, like the playing cards. queen is a computer, this doesn't work
>>489278943I'm not taking this seriously I just found it on Twitter and thought it was funny
>>489278943She's meant to REPRESENT the queen of spades, though. Just like she also represents Noelle's mother.
>>489279095>Just like she also [HEADCANON]
Feel dumb but I didn't notice Noelle's battle sprite changing when I did Snowgrave myself. Also apparently the music that plays when Berdly confronts Kris is called d.ogg and it precedes w.ogg in the files, IE Wing Ding. Also also I knew about the dialogue of Noelle still hearing "their voice", but I didn't know it's possible for Kris not to get up after that dialogue because they'd taken so much damage, and the player being able to force Snowgrave even with Kris still unconscious.
>>489278607I'd be fucking overjoyed and surprised that he remembered countries outside of Japan exist.
It would be kind of weird if Queen just happened to greatly resemble Lancer and Spade King but none of the other bosses do. I have a feeling thats what will happen though
why is queen so hot /utg/bros
>>489279341I don't think it'd be that weird. Queen resembles them because she has a connection to them. If Tenna doesn't have any relation then there's no reason for him (or any future bosses for that matter) to look similar. I hope they have unique designs going forward.
If Toby really wanted to be quirky then why is he basing his game on the basic playing card set? Where's the Ober of Bells?
>>489279559xenomorph, woman, heels, hidden eyes, robot, long legs, that anime woman laugh, and fanon tidy and ass
>>489279559Her battery is broken and overheating and she’s about to explode
>>489278839This is kinda cooking actually. Has anyone hypothesized anything about the symbolic meaning of spades? I mean it's interesting that they're the focused suit when Hearts are right there, given the overwhelming importance of hearts as a symbol in UTDR.
>>489279606*tity
>>489279606>hidden eyesIt's a computer screen. There's no hidden eyeballs behind it, it's literally just a part of her.
>>489279670sorry
>>489279660>This is kinda cooking actually.https://vocaroo.com/1hgTtCGahmNT
>>489279559She is literally the only conventionally attractive Toby character. It’s astounding how he’s flopped so often with designing attractive women
>>489279660Well hearts are already representative of human souls. And then monster souls are upside-down hearts... So spades being upside-down hearts with a little thingy at the bottom... Darkner souls?
>>489279756It gives the same effect whenever the screen isn't lit up, stupid.
>>489279796Nobody likes you when you're 23And are still more amused by TV showsWhat the hell is ADD?My friends say I should act my ageWhat's my age again?
>>489279929you keep saying this but can never answer what 'conventionally attractive' means other than 'not furry' (this is a furry game by the way)
>>489280154Every other Toby female that isn’t some one-line background npc is either old, obese, comically short, anorexic, or a child.
>>489279660The meaning of the Spades is because Toby asked Kanotyne to use these characters they designed for a deck of cards. The lore justification is that they are playing cards come to life in the Dark World.
>>489279278It's hard to imagine the "Angel's Heaven" is not Noelle's wrath, she's identified as an angel by herself and others so many times and her battle icon becomes a yellow light or flame like when the trio is banishing the Angel's Heaven in the prophecy.
>>489280384Undyne.
>>489280491She’s a beanstalk.
What if Chapter 3 introduced a character named Frank the Frowner?
>>489280384>that isn’t some one-line background npcgoalposts: moved
Why did Toby call Undertale "Mother 3 with furries." Is it because there's a dead kid in a striped shirt
>>489280586It's the art style.
>>489280384>a childSo you're one of those people who think teenagers and children are the same thing.
does anyone have that sprite gif of susie running but she's a dinosaur
Pedos are awake
Conventional attractiveness is boring and ironically less attractive to me.
>>489280879I’m not attracted to highschoolers, sorry.
>>489280973Well no shit, that's why you're here for a furry game of inhuman weirdos.
Why did Toby make a game full offurries? Did he show any furry tendencies in the Homestuck days or what
>>489280879The majority of Teenagers are children though
>>489281237
>>489281237Why did quirky director Wes Anderson randomly make a furry magnum opus stop motion film starring George Clooney?
Niggas say they don’t like conventional attractiveness but never pour their heart out for the super weird abstract scrimblos in these games
>>489281368the fact that "people with purple skin" of all things is a separate interest listed by toby himself makes me ever more sure that his entire life has been leading up to making susie real
>>489281237Homestuck is a furry comic
>>489281502it's a balancing act
>>489281402That was just an adaptation of a Roald Dahl book. I remember reading the book as a kid, back when anthropomorphic animals existed without being a weird subculture (I know furries existed in like the 70s but barely anyone knew about them)
>>489281368>nerdy rpg playing girlsdid toby make undertale just to get laid?
do you think queen's tits are soft or solid like metal
>>489281502Excuse you
>>489281368This is just a list of things Toby would end up including in his games.
>>489281736no, but now you know why every single one of his female characters also plays nerdy RPG games, including susie. he already got laid way before undertale, he was a band kid after all
>>489280973Zased tbdesuI never gave a shit about Queen and Tasque Manager, cute with a cute personality is more attractive to me
>>489281772squishy
>>489281850why does toby cuck himself by making all the female characters with traits he likes lesbians?
>>489281665If you watch and read all the behind the scenes interview stuff in the Criterion Collection, you'll see it started as just the adaptation but it turned super personal for him. You can probably also tell that from how different the movie ultimately is. He made it his own work.
>>489281824like half that list is specifically just Susie, it's wild. purple skin, exactly fourteen very sharp teeth, being a jerkface, punching the bucket, heavy heavy eyebrows (remember the pre chapter 2 art preview that gave her huge fucking kenshiro eyebrows that were later toned down?), human apple fritter (whatever that is but it makes me think of chewing on kris's hair anyway), scratchy evil voices, etc etc
>>489281736Toby is Berdly!?
Fatty and Fatti are not conventionally attractive
>>489282087he likes lesbians
>>489282087It gives him plausible deniability
If Toby transitioned this general would go from occasionally shit to unusable
>>489282130Why should I care what's conventionally attractive?I like my big soft bellys and cute cat girls.
>>489282325based
>>489282130>Cats out of NOWHERE
i don't get the attraction to catgirls. i understand cat girls, but not catgirls.
If Susie is really Toby’s dream waifu then he has remarkably basic tastes
>>489282309ffxivg was bad already but got 1000% when there was a trans voice actor hired and that was all they would fucking whije about
Do you think Berdly's body gets discovered by the end of chapter 4 or will there be no consequences to ch2 weird route for 90% of the game?
>>489282518it's only basic if you brush aside the weird stuff like being an anthro lizard or the odd oral fixation thing that's going on
>>489282518What would be remarkably unbasic taste in girls?
>>489282671Girl Fave that’s a nice big slug and she slugs all over the pavement
>>489282607Only one ending, so Berdly's death or even his actions in Chapter 2 will barely matter
>>489282309I give it at least a 30% chance of happening >>489282475Catgirls are too anime for me and I have furry brainrot.
>>489282518It's funny how "hng need tomboy gf who'll step on me and degrade me!" used to be this epic counter culture thing but now it's so fucking overdone that preferring nice girls in media has become the contrarian input
Tobert is a fucking vorefag and he will play his hand and he will answer for his crimes.
>>489282607>no consequences to ch2 weird route for 90% of the gameYes
will we ever get the items we equipped noelle with back
>>489282784I feel like at this point straight ships in general are contrarian.
>>489282784everyone who was part of the epic counter culture grew up and/or bought in and realized that they don't actually want to be degraded and stepped on, they just want to be happy and that their fucked-up minds were equating abuse with enjoyment from a lifetime of bare-minimum self esteem and the idea that "at least she's paying attention to me"
>>489282309I want to believe that we hate Toby not for his identity but for the strength of his character
>>489282904Noelle's most likely going to be a party member again so unless she throws out her Ball of Junk in between chapters then probably
>>489282904Why would you care?The items are pure fluff. I honestly don't get why there are so many feels a little pointless to me but I guess it makes Toby feel like it's more a real RPG.
Is it normal for a game to take so long to make that your main heroine's archetype stopped being popular 5+ years ago
I was excited for the possibility of a new party member every chapter but then I saw the "someone very special" thing and my hopes and dreams were shattered.
>>489283064>what is thorn ring
>>489281791This is vanilla.
>>489283064Shut the FUCK up I love Pink Ribbon
Anyone else astronomically shit at the game and can't even graze for TP 90% of the time
I AM IGNORING MY RESPONSIBILITIES IN FAVOR OF REPLAYING SONIC ADVENTURE 2 BATTLE
>>489283494yeah
>>489281368>repetitive running gags
>>489283494I'm like decent at most of the bullet patterns except Virovirokunt's fucking space invaders attack it ALWAYS hits me
SLUT
TwinRibbon grazing gives me BIG stimmies
Toby is absolutely the kind of guy who says if you used bombs, you didn't *really* beat <Japanese shmup 47>.
>>489283623He looks like ArthurAre you saying Arthur is a slut
If Toby was a true Touhou fan the cast of Deltarune would be 99.9% girls and this would never be explained
Future Weird Routes will absolutely scale up in difficulty because of equipment shit, I’m pretty sure there’s some (fusion?) item you can’t get if you complete the route, kind of like how Genocide cockblocks you from using the Temmie Armor to cheese the route
>>489283781No, Arthur is a pimp who smacks the shit outta his dumb fuck lil sister who completely deserves it.Ralsei aint even close to being that gangster.
all of the main characters in Deltarune are female
If Toby's such a big Touhou fan how come none of his games feature underaged drinking
>>489283781I don't know, Toby. You tell me.
>>489284127Kris came to church specifically to drink the "sick" fruit juice (implied to be communion wine)
>>489284079What if Ralsei got that angry when he realized Kris made the Chapter 3 fountain and went>I TOLD YOU... NOT... TO... CREATE ANY!before lightly shoving KrisAnd then he started crying in regret and apologizing and he spends the next 20 minutes thinking he's ruined their friendship forever
>>489284127hometown is in a dry county
Male Deltarune characters that will probably play a major role in the story: Asgore, Asriel, Berdly, Ralsei, RudyFemale Delatrune characters will probably play a major role in the story: Toriel, Susie, Noelle, the Mayorseems pretty unequal to me, i think toby is a misogynist
>>489284314Catti?
>>489284314It's equal, you just forgot Kris
>>489284458Kris is neither boy or girl, but you knew that and are just a weirdo
>>489284390(laughs knowingly)>>489284458SHUT UP!!!
>>489284295If Ralsei decks anyone in the face over creating a dark fountain I will take back every derogatory thing I have said about him.
>>489284541Kris is a girl thoughe
>Asgore, Asriel>will play a major rolelol>Ralsei>Malelmao
>>489284314What about Dess
>>489284295This literally happened to me (except without the magic stuff) when I met my high school best friend. I wanted him to have fun in this conga thing and he didn't like being touched, I didn't know that so I tried to push him over and he flipped out at me. I thought I fucked up everything forever but it was apparently all in my head and we became best friends.
>>489284642Dess more like DAOOTS
>>489284642Dess is Gaster. Gaster is a male. Another male to the list. Toby is even more misogynist than I thought.
>>489284642Dess is a trans boy
>>489284591Fig. 1 - Goat Slut (Male)
Kris has a fat cameltoe that everyone feels uncomfortable around
>>489284390>no voice blip>not Someone Very, Very SpecialIrrelevant and doomed to once-a-chapter fat jokes at best, and a set piece to show off how cool and strong and right Susie is at worst.
>>489284686In this case Kris doesn't even show any indication they were offended by the push, Ralsei just thinks he's a horrible person and has an anxiety attack while Kris silently stares forward like they always do
>>489284886> once-a-chapter fat jokes The only fat jokes made about Catti are the ones made in this very general
Catti will be relevant when she kills the knight by rolling over him like a giant bowling ball.
>>489284886>Toby>Fat jokesCome on, you know he can't do that lest he be crucified by his fanbase.
Is Berdly very special and gets voice blips? I honestly forget
>>489285000>he forgot about her unhinging her jaw
>>489285078A "catty" is a Chinese measurement of WEIGHTHer name is a fat joke hidden under the surface value reading of "it's a comically generic cat name"
>>489284886Alvin doesn't even get a portrait and he's being set up to do something. Voice blips and "Very Very Special" means nothing
>>489285131Berdly doesn't get a very special reaction but he does have a voice
Susie will say "The occult is kind of cool I guess" as she shrugs and Catti will instantly fall in love with her but the next day she will be mean again and it turns out this is because she is under the control of straight man (evil) Jockington who wants irrational disproportionate vengeance on Susie for taking his hat
>>489285176I thought that was a cat joke, not a fat joke.
>catti isn't present at the Diner at some point since Susie is there>QC is still bringing out free hot cocoa since it's on the counter>QC will make an offhand comment about how Catti has the day off, and it's about time because she's afraid that girl is gonna work herself to death>Susie puts on the 'cool smirk with half closed eyes' face and says "That would be nice, huh?">the fanbase erupts in cheers and the shit-parade that is catti's life continues
>>489285453Okay I did laugh. I hate that I could totally see Catti also having a crush on Susie somehow
>susie walks in with the ghastly gibus>jockington is immediately enthralled
>>489285614>Catti also having a crush on Susie somehowhopefully enough to break a rib or two HEYOOOO
>>489285453Susie will very lightly kick a soccer ball and disinterestedly watch as it very slowly rolls into a goal while breathing through her mouth and Jockington will now die for her
>>489285632My man Jockington has the Ghastlierest Gibus. Susie and her Ghostly hat need to lower their voice.
Tenna's motivation is to impress Susie. The Knight causes the Roaring so Susie will notice him.
Why does Toby think lesbian couples need to have one of the parties involved act like a tough manHmmm very telling indeed Robert
>>489285971Toby looks down at his decade long notes and finds the page that just says "WOMEN" and ogles vacantly at the blank lines and goes "uhh, what do women like? Cooking? Piano? Okay Toriel and Undyne can have both of those. What do women like. What do woman lok"
>I wanted to see more non-stereotypical gay couples in video games so I created some of the most stereotypical gay couples ever conceived by human hands (laughs)
toby is secretly redpilled guys trust me
…you broke my grill?…you BROKE my GRILL?!
The evil straight villain of chapter 3 will be immediately defeated when a new cute girl character falls for him and they run off together. (she likes bad boys)
>>489286231redpilled? he takes ibuprofen?
>>489286148Honestly Alphyne feels straight despite it being a gay shipAnd if Undyne feels like a man, then that means the whole thing could loop around into being a yaoi ship because Alphys was originally male
>>489285514>Soul/Kris's two dialogue options are "(laughs)" and "That's not funny" (it is an undertale callback)>Susie says she was totally just kidding sarcastically but then says if she catches catti alone in an alley, she just might lose her face... since that isn't on school groundsthanks toby
I will always believe in the TobyAnon theory.
Robert's representation may have been revolutionary for a quirky American-made pixel art RPG back in 2015 but ten years later he's struggling in that field as new talent laps around him while he's still stuck with his script from a decade ago for his new game
the quirk chungus of today is the conservative trite of tomorrow
>>489285829I had the shitty f2p one only for the longest time and then something happened that I didn't notice and I got the better custom options that are supposed to be locked away forever
I do genuinely wonder why Toby "grew to dislike" male Alphys
>>489286715It was probably just a gut feelingI get the same vibes with some of my characters while I'm writing where my gut tells me to change a their gender or race and I just do what it says every time because I end up liking it way more that way
>>489286985>tells me to change a their genderokay, mario.
>>489286985>or race
>>489286715Male Alphys just sounds like a really bad Otacon
>>489286715People would call him out for just making Otacon/Francis but a lizard
>>489287047You're rightI meant to say nationality/race
>design a shit character>fix it by adding eyelashes(laughs)
>>489286715People would have rightfully called a male alphys a groomer, power dynamics, yo.
Kris's phase of them attempting to be like a monster by basing their entire personality around a one-note gimmick and standing in one spot with a weird pose all day
Male Alphys would’ve been the purest distillation of the dudes who go drool over tomboy waifus and Toby dodged a massive bullet
Jevil says he's free and that they all "locked themselves in" because Jevil has the shadow crystal and can literally see realitySpamton wants uploaded into NEO because it's a lightner's project (as said by Seam) and hoped he would be able to cross the threshold into the light world by becoming an object in the light world. Of course he knew of this because he also has a shadow crystal.
>>489286715People would be more creeped out by his Mew Mew obsession
How does futa Alphys fit into the Alphys gender development conundrum
>>489287295susie...
>>489287393Men are so disgusting, so happy they never know what ick is and they'll never learn.
>>489286715>Toby made the first AU of Undertale by creating Undertale Prime AU where Alphys was a lesbian girl instead of a male nerd that ended up being the official game
>>489287543big stinky lizzur ballsack
>>489287295whatever you say, yo.
>>489287606>lesbian*bisexual
>>489287543Futa Alphys just hotglues Mew Mew when nobody is looking
>>489287602ick is what you put on eck
>Light World>Dark World>Heart motifs everywhere>Going to different themed worlds
if dark world undyne is not just fish judge dredd, toby has failed
technically undertale is just a deltarune au
>>489287543That's just male alphys post-transition
*ahem*MORALLY BIZARRE
>>489287742It's Persona not Kingdom Hearts.
>>489287948One of the dumbest write ups I've ever read about Undertale and that includes every retarded "I didn't like the game because it forced me to do things I didn't want to / forced a message on me" post.
heh my freak pie kiddo
Deltarune Prime's "Snowgrave" was just a visual bug that made it looked like you killed Berdly and he returns in the next cutscene unharmedThe route in Deltarune is a creepypasta of it where he really dies
>>489288031undertale prime and the pre-flanderization of the cast is a based and correct writeup
Even if I try to take the Undertale prime write up seriously it just comes across like an autismo that hates any display of humor, and that’s not even getting to the fact that the form of humor is consistent throughout even tertiary NPC characters
Toby on his 82nd re-playthrough of EarthBound leveling Paula up after she joins the party: Hey... I have an idea...
I hate my stepdad Sans.
>>489288179>pastiche, subversion, playing with tropes and cliches is actually "pre-flanderization"it's the definitive pseudo-intellectual essayYou're not even using flanderize correctly. It's unclear you or the author even know the word refers to Ned Flanders.
>>489285484how is that a cat joke
>>489288512It insists upon itself.
Chapter 3 boss is the Symptons.
The Asgore we fight at the end of the game is actually the Undertale prime versionEvery other appearance of the character is not
>>489288618Ever see a cat yawn?
>>489288336Are you sure you're not autistic for having that takeaway
>>489288512I'd normally just call it 'clever marketing.'
then it go *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* inaudible noise bruhhhhhh bruhhhhhh undertale prime undertale prime
Yes I am stuck in Noelle's stomach alone...And I'm seeing what its like to be in a stomach.It's so hard to keep the smile from my face...
>>489289024He's too cool to be a Delatrune fan
i just don't get how important and specific toby's fever dream ending can possibly be when rewriting main characters and using plot elements in a different game instead somehow doesn't affect that ending at all
If your Fave was a Megaman Robot Master what would their name be?
>>489288624Ironically, as undeveloped as Peter Griffin's critique is, it's clear that the Morally Bizarre essay writer thinks the exact opposite of Undertale, that it refuses to insist upon itself, is terrified of letting itself being taken seriously. (Even though that is demonstrably untrue.)>>489288749It doesn't really make sense to call the actual meat content of a game marketing. The only gameplay element that was integral to its marketing was the choice to fight or spare enemies, which is playing with the genre but doesn't quite reach what the Morally Bizarre essay is ultimately railing against. (Of course, even its conclusion in the context of the mercy system is untrue because Undertale doesn't shove a pacifistic morality on a new player, and no, showing the consequences of killing people doesn't count, if you think it does then you're actually projecting your existing feelings about the consequences of violence onto the game.)
Undertale Prime got infected with a virus which rewrote the characters during transit when Toby was uploading it to the internet, so when Toby noticed he pretended it was all intentional and all these years he has kept up the act that he wrote the characters when he has no fucking idea where they came from
>>489289290Smart Maner, Bird
>>489289290Snow WomanHer weapon is called the Ice Shock
Friend Inside Me fan track: https://m.soundcloud.com/lexxiemow/friend-inside-me
Have there been any good games that were directly inspired by Undertale
Fave exclusively consumes YIIKcore media
>>489289531I was gonna maybe say Oneshot, but I think that was in development before Undertale was released.
>>489289531Undertale 2
>>489289531Everhood
>>489289330>he doesn't think that endless free community interaction and advertising counts as marketinghomestuck was 100% free and took over half the internet, closed down cons and made hussie funbucks before he went insane. if you don't think toby knows how to play fans for maximum engagement at minimal effort, including making characters pre-cut into forms that are most easily digested, written, and drawn, then i've got a ralsei plush to sell you
leaked chapter 3 gameplayhttps://files.catbox.moe/cw5yre.mp4
>>489289024I can't believe that this is Kris's canon appearance
Where do the Deltateens get their video games atHometown doesn't seem to even have a record store
>>489289847Garbage the falls up from the bunker
Talking about marketing is funny because NEETs will try to convince you that anyone that has a target audience is really just some scummy politician-tier grifter with no heart (because that’s what they would do)
>>489289847Don't worry about it. (laughs)
>Calm down Woody! We're your friends!>Friends...>Friends...?>FRIEND INSIDE ME!>*gulp*
>>489290071a target audience is inherently the material of griftersas soon as you've changed your idea to appeal to a specific crowd, you've joined the machine and will be against the wall in due time, sorry
>>489290172Yes that's the joke
I used to think Friend Inside Me was funny but now it feels like it's being run into the ground ever since that whole thing with the Twitter account in late June.
This wait is so long I might end up actually reading Homestuck and the hating myself afterward. I just want to understand why Toby lived in this man's basement.
>>489290327The new funny is Pregnant bee
>>489289696Say what you will about Ralsei but I think it's a little absurd to cast Undertale as a cynical merch scheme when it was a kickstarted game that has some of the most heart and SOUL of any game ever made.To press this point you'd have to convince me that Undertale isn't actually fundamentally really fucking well written and instead it's carried by quirky marketable designs. The reality is Toby and Temmie's pixel art are given life and longevity by Toby's fantastic writing and composing.
>>489290271I'm an idiot
>>489290327If there's one thing the Underrune fanbase is really good at, it's running shit into the ground in absolutely record time.>kris where the hell are we>doobie ralsei>friend inside me>his pronouns are...>frozen chicken with your side chick>spamton in general really>CUP NIGGAS
chapter 3 schizoboss is both friend inside me and you've got a pregnant beeit's a pregnant bee and the baby is the friend inside itit's a metaphor for toriel's miscarried second child or somethingalso it's the baby is you too so that's 3 toby quirky memes in one
>>489290558> his pronouns are...I saw this more with Pizza Tower fans than Underrunes
>>489290558I still like all of this except I don't know what cup niggas is.
>>489290626but what if the baby is you?
>>489290437it's a little absurd and definitely cynical, but i'm not saying undertale is 100% merch and popularity minded from the get-go, just that at some point it kind of took over once toberto realized just how big it could be as the kickstarter backer count just kept on getting taller. sure, he can write okay and compose well and do a REALLY good job combining the two to make something bigger than the parts themselves, but the quirky marketable designs are, in my opinion, inarguably part of it. maybe that isn't inherently bad, that's been a thing forever- one thing i always remember is the original artist for crash bandicoot mentioning that the characters were all designed not just to show up well on a low-res PS1 output, but also so that a kid could draw them in their notebook- but i'm too cynical to not see toby seeing the potential, knowing HOW to handle it instead of everything turning to shit like the huss did, and going, "well, i could do exactly what i wanted to do (if he even had a 100% complete plan from the start, which no one does) and make money, or i could tweak somethings here and there, have temmie quirkify this design, rewrite this part for easy memes, and make Much Money instead"
>>489290397it's really not worth it
>>489290641>>489266146
>>489290891i didn't read the whole post
What even makes these character designs “quirky”, they all could’ve shown up in a Cartoon Network show
>>489291065they are gay
mettaton ass
Gaijins discussing my games...
>>489289290judgment man
>>489291065It’s kinda funny, some people make it sound like the cast are sparkledog-lites but if you were to compare Sans to all the million billion skeleton AUshit designs, Sans looks ridiculously plain in comparison
Where's Hard Mode?Where are the comics?Where's the full Alarm Clock?Where's the Silence ending?Where's Neutral Frisk's route to the overworld?
>>489291196heya pal
>>489291448You'll take Japan-only Undertale drinks and taiyaki instead. (laugh)
>>489290558>Not a single Undertale jokeVery telling
Telly. VERY telly. Telly in my belly. Telly jelly belly.Telly.
W.D. Gaster and Toby's Funny Technology company I forgot the name of get taken to EU court when it is determined that "YOU ACCEPT EVERYTHING THAT WILL HAPPEN FROM NOW ON" is not a legally binding agreement
>>489291643Do you not remember "human I remember you're genocides"
toby goes on camera for the next newsletter and he has a comically large beard
>>489291643or gonna not hav gud time
>>489291796YA CAN'T HAVE EM
>>489292002i like to think that is actually toby
Alphys sitting there wondering why sciency shit in fiction is associated with green 99% of the time
>>489292186There's probably one specific movie or comic that it can be traced back to. I tried looking into it a while back but forgor.
Fave prefers purple poison to green poison
>>489292186
>>489292508
THANKS DOC
Worst Tenna?
Remember Toby's Garfield dream
>>489292847easily one of, if not, the WORST tenna's I have seen.
>>489293582that's not Tenna that's storyshift chara
>>489286231what do you call mew mew then?
>>489293725mew mew being a plastic doll is an allegory for trannies being made of plastic and not being real
>>489293710I know, im using it as a reaction image retard.
>found yet another 'green Susie' OCIt's like everyone loves her but the most imaginative thing they do for their OCs is use an alligator instead of a dragon. Like fucking hell it's not a coincidence everyone at large decided to give all their tough scalie girl OCs the exact same brown-mullet-covering-eyes hairdo.
>>489293278>Ah, my dearest Noelle, you simply don't realize putting the spoon inside with the food is much more efficient. The flames make the food cook faster! Not that I'd expect anyone on a lesser level of genius than myself to understand, but I believe you can someday be as smart as m->*microwave explodes with shitty explosion gif*
>>489293889what is a "reaction image retard" ? do you mean reaction image retardant?
>>489293859kraut is banned buddy. he won't give you attention
>>489294007I give up explaining it to you nimwad.
>>489294085>asks question>gets answer>”erm kraut isn’t here so your answer isn’t valid”
>>489294187"you nimwad." do you mean "your nimwad"? you're genuinely confusing me at this point.
>>489294203hes not the guy who asked the question, im the guy who asked the question, tho
Anyone have any fun crack theories? Like this one?>Dess is actually meta-commentary on cut content, this is why literally no one except for Noelle remembers or talks about her, this also explains why you can only find her begging for help in the game's code
>>489294394>sees someone ask question to person>person gives answer>butts in and goes “erm kraut isn’t here so your answer isn’t valid”you’re not helping your case
>>489294256wow, a troll who troll's a troll, how ironic!~
Dess is just a direct sprite rip of Schala from Chrono Trigger with no changes
>>489294490but im the guy who asked the question, tho?
>>489294408dommy mommy........
>>489294408>literally no one except for Noelle remembers or talks about her,[error buzz]
>>489294609*yawn*
>>489294537are you an esl? your attempts at typing in english are laughable.
>>489294408I have fun butt-crack theories
>>489294408so dess is gaster?
>>489294616Proof
>>489294757Dess is first mentioned by Rudy.
Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow. I love Chara and wanna cuddle Chara boobies.
>>489294842ew why is her gut protruding like thatand why are her nipples so pronouncedand why is her tongue so fat
>>489294842mega ew.
>>489294973Pregnant
gote in my cock
people who sexualize underage characters need to be put on a cross.
>>489294698>yellow/white colors only My EYESSSSSSSSS
>>489295096but why is her gut protruding on the top and bottom but down in the middlepregnant bellies are usually protruding out of the entire thing
>>489295157indeed.
>>489294698This is the true reason Toby made Alphys a girl
>>489295157Good thing the character I sexualize is ambiguously aged and can reasonably be imagined to be 18 (laughs evilly)
>>489295249good chara picture
>>489294842her lip is swollen. who hit her? did you?
>>489295348I DID NOT HIT HER! I DID NOT oh hi fave
Kris tells Berdly to keep his STUPID COMMENTS in his POCKET
who are the top 3 consistently most off-model characters in fanart (hard mode: no human characters)
>>489295616>Susie (Big boobs and muscles, way taller than she's supposed to be)>Toriel (Huge boobs and hips even though she's built like a fridge)>Temmie (Obvious reasons)
>>489294973Attempt to reference a little belly fat.>TongueIirc it was a sketch (seems that way with the unclean line work), found on twitter so the quick image searches didn't pick up the sauce.
What if fave was killed and eaten by a Scrab?
good morning /utg/. how are you?
>>489295616They keep drawing Deltarune Undyne with an eyepatch and Undertale Undyne without one
>>489296471>good morning greetings killed the threadgrim
grim adventures of susie and krissy
>>489298028It's foreshadowing
The owner of Furaffinity fucking died but I saw "pillar of this community" in the announcement and giggled and now I feel terrible
>>489298221ngl I did a double take myself
>>489298221RIP BOZO #PACKWATCH #FURRYDOWN
>>489298221Wasn't he a pedophile or some shit?
>>489298221What was it? Aids? Drugs? Ass cancer? Suicide?
>>489298436I don't know and I don't keep up with whatever's going on with the users there I just have an account to save porn
>>489298436>everyone is a pedogrim
>>489298221*Owner since 2021Didn't know anything about the guy but I guess RIP
>>489298221I don't get it, is there some joke I forgot or?
Does Furaffinity have the shittiest mod team of any art site
>>489298687"x is a pillar of the community" is one of /utg/'s quirky shitpost meme phrasesPeople used it to defend shitposters for some reason and now "pillars of the community" is used ironically to refer to them
>>489294408Wait do none of the characters remember her? I always imagined her disappearing was one of those small town scandals that everyone knows about but absolutely REFUSES to talk about aside from gossipy whispers at home.
>>489298687>tourist
>>489298859There's no indication nobody else remembers her, in fact Rudy mentions her in Chapter 1It's more likely there's just no reason for anyone else to bring her up yet
>>489298859That is literally exactly what's going on.
fave is having sex in minecraft
>>489299018i wish for the day that you make a post that contributes to the thread
>>489298889>Uses old thread pic>Still called touristBaka! I just returned after a year I don't know jackshit
>>489298702why would you say that
>>489299092Ignore him. He's trying to justify wasted time here
>>489299092you're in for a wild ride if you've missed everything that's happened in the past year
>>489299181I couldn't have missed that much
mcdonal
I'm only here because I believe in 2024 release still.
>>489299239Oh my sweat summer child... you have missed a lot. Of drama. Game still isn't out.
reminder to back up all the shit from your favorite artists NOW
>>489299059okay cool... you gonna elaborate on that?
>>489299312>Missed alot of dramaDamn, did Krabs and Planktonfag finally clash?
>>489299448Krabs actually stopped posting here a few months ago.
>>489299448>PlanktonfagWho? Also Krabs is gone.
>>489299448Krabs is gone, man.
>>489299298You poor deluded madman. Toby has long abandoned us. The vtuber bullshit and ass newsletter proves it.
>>489299413did an artist have a meltie
>>489299420Nope.
>>489299420nah.
thread feels so weird since every threadshitter is either banned or doing something else
THIS GAME IS NEVER COMING OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>489300010Not every threadshitter. The Sans/Storyshift Chara avatarfag is unfortunately still here
>>489300079You know what IS coming out?
>>489299420yeah.
>>489300087Please. He's not a threadshitter kek. He's a minor kingfag troll. Plus everyone is ignoring him so he's just not posting, which is hilarious.
Krabs just said he had better things to do with his time and peaced out very amicably right around day 2000. He will be missed.Today would be Day 2,108 since Susie wasn't real.
>>489300180>minorDude he's a MAJOR troll
>>489299420perhaps.
>>489299542>>489299583>Krabs is gone>>489299543>No one remembers Planktonfag I SLEPT FOR TOO LONG!
>>489300279>does the most basic vorebait to kingfag>tries to engage in normal discussion but is so boring no one cares and he gets ignored>leaves thread because he's being ignored and he doesn't know how to troll anyone except kingfag>MAJOR trollhttps://vocaroo.com/1hgTtCGahmNT
>>489300359Better leave again, game's not coming out for a while. Toby said he wants to do the Japanese translation before he releases the chapters, I'm not kidding
>>489300448Any vorebaiter is a major troll because of the catastrophic effects on the thread. Shit's literally unusable when Kingfag's having a meltdown
>>489300536>[obvious bait reply]here's your (You), on the house. No more without paying.
>>489300180wait, so people are ignoring me on purpose?
>>489300183Wait what, I haven't checked here since the sweepstakes, Krabs is fucking gone?
>>489300628he couldn't deal with >tfw no susiei laughed about it but now i know >tfw no susie
>>489300628He just said krabs is gone you STUPID FUCKING RETARD KILL YOURSELFsorry i overreacted teehee *scuttles away*
>>489300615I'm not baiting I'm being genuine here
>>489300621No, you're just boring. Womp womp.
>>489300628Around 2007 he said he had irlshit and couldn't post anymore for a while
wait what? krabs is fucking gone?
>>489300116my doodoo poopieit came out my booty
Gone? Fucking Krabs is?
>>489300725check your email
what wait? krabs is goon?
>>489300742yeah, I really do need to work on being more entertaining, especially now that I cant just anoy kingfag for 20 minuets straight.
>>489300945Or you could just leave
wait what? krabs did the dessapearing act?
Goner Krabs...
Crustacean has absconded?
woah woah woah hold up? krabs is gone?
>>489300983the show must go on darling~
lotta pillars confused by the idea that people would be sad about someone's absence rather than relieved =)
We had fun at the orgy.But nobody came.
WOAG!? krabs has been FUCKING terminated?!?!?
SPY SAPPIN' MAH KRABS!KRABSPENCER DOWN!
>>489300183I miss him. He was once of the OGs
>kraut is banned>doomer is banned>kingfag was told to leave by therapist>gotecord losing steam>fobby imagebanned>berdfag medicated>timmy on vacationBetter enjoy this peace while it lasts.
>>489300945"annoy" is a severe understatement you were making her cut herself and also tried to solicit nudes>"ohhh I took it too far I'm sorry I didn't want you to hurt yourself" *proceeds to take it even further the next time to ensure she cuts herself even worse*wow so cool bro you're totally just "annoying" her totally not trying to make her an hero
oh mygod krabs disconnected from server??? ohmygosh
sorry guys i ate krab *burp*
* Have you ever thought about a world where everything is exactly the same...* Except Susie doesn't exist?* Everything functions perfectly without her...* Ha, ha...* The thought terrifies me.
>>489301378>gotecordno such thing, the FROGGITcord on the other hand...
>Krabs is gonePlanktonfag won.
>>489301590>>Krabs is gonekrabs is gone?!?!?!?
Who was Planktonfag's fave again?
>>489301378This has been the best thread in weeks
>>489301680Queen
>>489301683let's change that... *poops on you* teehee
>>489301730Oh right because she's a computer woman like Karen, duh
>>489301769first post best post
>>489301518DAMN IT SUSIE!
I miss Alien X
>>489301963aim better
>>489301963Tony Fox slew him
move it on over and give fave a slice
>>489301432notice how he doesn’t respond to anything addressing this shit lol
>>489302245>he FLED
>>489301950>Krabs got vored by SusieI can't tell if he'd be upset or happy with this being his fate
>>489302535he wasn't a vorefag but i'm not sure what he actually did see in her anyway
>>489302245alright fine i'll reply to it.>>489301432someone was gonna troll her even if I was not there so what makes me soooooo much worse then the rest of them.
>>489302898It's okay to admit you did something wrong. That's a lesson Undertale teaches you :)
>>489303046I cant learn for shit, sorry.
>>489302898you're all equally terrible but the fact that you lie about having limits and give fake apologies etc. makes you extra disgusting to me, it feels manipulativeand the fact that other people troll doesn't make it ok to join in on it
>489302898>If I didn’t do it, someone else would have!nigga pulling the auschwitz train driver defense ToT
why are all his filenames called "screenshot"?
>>489303304phoneposting for easy ip hopping
>>489303304too retarded to understand moral frameworks or right-clicking
>>489303304that’s the gimmick
>>489303304because there screenshots I took.
>>489303483>thereUnderage or ESL?
>>489303379I use a google chrome.>>489303221also about the lying thing, I did use asrielfags as an excuse to troll (mainly so that she would not hate me as much as the other trolls)
>>489303671it’s a gimmick
>>489303809she hates you regardless because you're still posting something abusive and traumatizing to her on purpose
>489303809You realize you’re not going to be able to redeem yourself to the thread, right? We’re all only gonna see you as a guy that trolled kingfag a little too much. Why even bother trying to defend yourself at this point?
Is this the drama I missed? Tldr;?
>>489304036krabs is gone
Hey guys are you enjoying chapter 3 so far? Im going a bit slow bit i think it may just be the high ammounts of content on it, can't wait to reach 4 either!
>>489304146>Im going a bit slowgrim
>>489303981I know. the main plan was that I get her to think im her ally so I can convince her to tell her therapist about her self harm so she can get sent to an asylum so she gets the help she needs but that plan never panned out.
>>489304036No, this just happened and is unimportant. Ignore it.In terms of actual drama in the past year or so… uh…>a shota gotefag got doxed>kingfag posted nudes>kingfag posted images of her cutting herself multiple times>kraut is gay>falseflagging nonsense>game isn’t out>wojak spam>thread got autosaged once>fuck off birdshit spamThat’s about it.
>>489304208didn't she say her therapist already knew about the selfharmalso no she's not going to think you're an ally of any sort when you're harassing her with vore even if it's to "own the asrielfags" you're genuinely retarded
>>489304212>>kraut is gay>it's real, confirmed in archivegrim
>489304208stop making excuses and just admit you trolled her because you wanted to see nudes and make her cut herselfwe all know the truth
>>489303991FOR THE DRAMA DARLING.
>>489304204Dim
>735 posts>only 100 images?
>>489304770Drama.
>>489304770We've been talking.
>>489304347I mainly did it because I thought it was funny. I never wanted nudes or self harm. I just wanted to piss someone off and she was right there.
>>489304820>I never wanted nudesYes you didhttps://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/488591545/#488616621
Who cares. As long as he doesn't do it again (which he can't because she's gone) it doesn't matter. Trying him in /utg/ court is pointless
>>489304770grim
>>489304875>inb4 worst excuse of all time
>>489304875I just said that to piss her off further.
>>489304820then why did you keep doing it after you saw she was self-harmingwhy did you still think it was funny knowing that she was hurting herself over it>>489305046you fucking called it >>489305104
>>489304875>instant archive linkWE GOT HIM NOW HUGELY TELLY
>>489304770doomerfag can't post 100 images by himself currently
>>489304920imagine /utg/ court ace attorney fangame
>>489305246i miss doomerfren :/
>billy & mandy Grim
>>489305313i am indifferent at xer dissapearance, only the sansfag remains
>>489305307>the defendants are threadshitters>you play as charafag defending them
new bread when
>thread personality power vacuummakes perfect sense why a low tier avatarfag like this sans one is getting all the attention right now
>>489305320DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!
>>489305136I tried to tone it down for a little while bit but she just kept spurging out so I just stopped caring after a while.
>sexual harassment>toning it downhuge
>>489305561do I have to repeat myself >>489303221>and the fact that other people troll doesn't make it ok to join in on it
>>489305535>Low tierNo I'm not him, calm down
>>489305682telly even
Guys he used "I AM TROLLING YOU" or smth as his filename once, he doesn't give a fuck about good faith and beating him in the argument won't make him stop
>>489305751i know i just like baiting him
>>489305751People are so fucking bored waiting for this game they'll sit around and feed the trolls.
>>489305825>sit and feed Grim
>>489305501*eats breadsei*yum yum in my tumsies
>>489305913>Grimstim
>>489305535yeah, compared to timmy i'm dogshit, and without kingfag i'm pretty much powerless unless there is a vacuum. (like the one right now)>>489305802baiting me helps ruin thread discussion so thanks for the help partner.
>GrimFandango
>>489305978>i'm dogshit,grim
where are this kiddo's parents
>>489305978>implying there was discussion in the first placegrim
>>489306040in my tumtutntmtnutut,um *pokes belly* yummers
>>489305825just talk about fan content like R.V pine and shit like that and it will fill the vacuum.>>489305751yeah, using filenames to troll kingfag was fun.
Who’s at the top of the threadshitter tierlist?
>>489306195jim
>>489306195me? :3
fucking degenerate whore
>>489306262I went to the threadshitter gc… AND NOBODY KNEW YOU!
I think I might have a thing for characters with tragic backstories
I'll apply to be the new threadshitter. I'll constantly obsess over Burger/Pizzapants and harrass anyone that talks about him. I'll go by "Pantsfag" What do you think.
>>489306332sounds "lit" as the kids would say.
>>489305978>>489306173>>489306464address this >>489305687
>>489306262These threads used to have greens?
>>489306195kingfag and company out of pure derailment, fobby out of spam, timmy out of setting off schizos and generating annoyance, i think those are the best at threadshitting. kraut doesn’t compete with these three anymore since he has settled down nowadays, probably because he keeps getting banned for being off topic and he’s against evading, and doesn’t want a perma.
We still have ralsei poster.
>>489306551That’s from /trash/ kek. I think /doe/ but I don’t remember for sure
>>489306513look, it was either me or someone else, I was just the person to fill the role of "kingfag troll"
>>489306687your logic fucking sucks and it's a shitty excuse>look, it was either me or someone else, I was just the person to fill the role of "murderer">look, it was either me or someone else, I was just the person to fill the role of "rapist"and so onjust because a bad thing happens doesn't make it stop being bad. it's still bad for you to do itthe role would be better off empty
>>489306846He fucking knowsYou're arguing with a troll who's admitted it several timesJesus fuck
>>489306195If top tier is "worst" I think woomy is still number 1
>>489306943True, but I meant more active ones
>>489306846you are defending kingfag an awful lot. are you gasterfag by any chance?
>>489307025>ignoring my point
The Sans poster's personality actually greatly resembles someone that I know in real life who went to prison. This is worrying for his future.
>>489306262Oh, so that's where the image comes from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXqcHi2fkXI/utg/ needs to take a good listen to this song and internalize the message presented by the lyrics.
>>489307079Yuki is back. How has your journey to enlightment been?>>489306935He could be engaging with the troll, to make the thread worse on purpose.
ELEVATOR SHELF!
>>489307069trolling her is the only real way she would have learned to leave /utg/ for her own sake.
>>489306935need stimmies… all threadshitters… gone…
>>489307240I feel that I am learning more this year than ever before. My prospects have gradually been improving.
>>489307362thats good to hear yuki, thats good to hear. May you achieve enlightment like the buddhas have
>>489307079I enjoy when you offer prospects on the behaviors of other posters. It’s really quite intriguing.
>>489307327quit the excuses and just admit you liked having power to make someone miserable and cut themselves
The andasriel guy at least tries to put up a facade of being genuine when he's trolling the shit out of the threadThis manThis man has said several times that he's trolling and just wants to derail the thread with the help of people who fall for itLITERALLY 20 MINUTES AGONo wonder this place gets baited so much it's fucking piss-easy for even a self admitted troll
>>489307079what was that guy like?
>>489307515almost as if they’re also trolling by taking the bait and further derailing the thread
>>489307515anon, people here take the bait on purpose. Do you honestly expect anything else?
I eat penis for breakfast
>>489307608I hope that's the case and /utg/ isn't actually that dumb
Will you be here for Chapters 3 and 4 Yuki?
>>489307608this
>>489307515yeah, even /jp/ took more effort and all I had to do was say that their touhou gf was not real.>>489307489power? since when was I the one in control of her life.
>>489307742>le 'master puppeteer' speech
>>489307662People here know how things work. This thread has existed for multiple years. Its not ignorance but deliberate taking the bait.
>>489307742you exploited her mental instability
>>489307431Thank you, and I wish that upon you too.>>489307470Thank you. I have been thinking heavily about the prospects of some other posters that I do not feel comfortable with sharing.>>489307567She annoyed everyone around her, shared photos of people without their consent, and ultimately went to prison for theft. His dismissal of the consequences of his actions on others is what reminds me of her. >>489307683Probably.
>>489307864i'm autistic so i'm also mentally unstable, so it was a fair fight.
>>489308043>so i'm also mentally unstableyeah I can tell because you're a sociopath
>>489308043>i'm autisticwe know, you browser /utg/
>>489307887don't steal, got it.>>489308132yeah, so it makes it a fair fight.
>>489308360no because autism isn't the same in every personyou were still punching down
>>489305501>new bread whennew bread when
>>489308360She lost her entire social life due to the photo sharing, which is comparable to what you are doing.
>>489308412make the new bread, ANON. MAKE IT
>>489308403ok, then who do you think is more autistic, me or kingfag. (also next time, check how you spell since that "you're" is the wrong your)
>>489308647>(also next time, check how you spell since that "you're" is the wrong your)what the FUCK are you talking about
>>489308647>"you're" is the wrong yourgrim
>>489308448dont worry, I have a discord and i've got some friends on there and I dont do the type of shit I do on here on discord.
>>489308853>I have a reddit got some go back to it on theregrim
>>489308853that just means you're showing your true colors here
>>489308737look, you just used the wrong your, I cant let a homie gut bullied on /utg/ for a minor spelling error.
>>489308853I am implying that your behavior on here may be a precursor to you getting in trouble in real life.
>>489308965>spelling erroryou LOST dog
It feels like this retard avatarfags with Chara more than Sans now
>>489309113sounds grim
grimmy grimmies go stimmy stimmies wOOOOoo stimtimgrimbim
>>489308920exactly.>>489309040I go on /utg/, so no one will really care if I get sent to prison or die in the future
>>489309218>exactly.so you finally admit to being a bad person
>stimgrim
wtf is this thread
>grimdim
>>489309245i'd say i'm just anoying, not bad.
>>489309384making me repeat myself again huh >>489301432
wojaktimmy
>>489309218Maybe you should care about your life and your affects on others.
>>489309450he’s on vacation
>>489309430>repeating yourself to someone that is intentionally ignoring yougrim
>>489309450Don't fucking summon him
>>489309450summon him
>>489303809>wants to troll>but doesn't want his targets to hate himActually pathetic lmao
>>489309430I mean, someone was gonna get to her even if it was not me but I was chosen for the role.>>489309492my life is pretty shit so I don't really care about it all that much
>>489309667>life is shit>bullies others because of itHOLY SHIT SUSIE DELTARUNE!?
>>489309727I take everything back I forgive sans avatarfag even though he didn't apologize and I want to fuck him :)
>>489309667one again just because someone else would do it does not FUCKING make it ok for you to do it>"well if I don't rob this bank then someone else will do it instead so I should rob the bank"
I forgot what site archives /vg/ posts and now I’m sad because I can’t look at old threads
>>489309667Please stop making it our problem. Find some less destructive activity to stimulate yourself instead.
the more you feed the troll, the more he replies.
>>489309636my /utg/ public image was going down so I had to look good and that was how I did it, by acting like the good guy.>>489309727I, AM, NOT,SUSIE
>>489309804*once againgod damn it I think arguing with this guy is killing my brain cells
>>489309856it's all archived on lemonparty.org
>>>489309450>he’s on vacationi am
>>489309882>slowpoke stating the obviousgrim
>>489309856b4k
>>489309909nice try
>>489309930>slowpoke stating the obvious because no one does itvery grim
>>489309898you know you could have avoided ruining your reputation by - get this - NOT trolling? shocking I knowyou could have been friends with kingfag instead of trying to make her suicidal, then she wouldn't hate you and the rest of the thread would probably hate you less too because they wouldn't associate you with triggering her meltdowns
>>489309952>>489309954what did they mean by this?
>>489309804I mean, given an infinite amount of time someone WOULD inevitably rob the bank so....
winging my ding to this thread
>>489310206>passter the gasstergrim
>>489310205Why does this Chara have a unibrow
>>489310205The person you remind me of actually did use excuses like this.
so, making this thread go back to on topic, instead of this drama.What do you think will happen in chapter 3 or 4?
>>489310365>do you thinkno
>>489310154YOU JUST DON'T GET SHOWBIZ DARLING.>>489310272I honestly don't know.
>>489310365nothing
What if you interrupted Gaster violently winging his ding in the CORE and he had to turn around and pretend he wasn't doing it, but he had already gone past the point of no return, so he uncontrollably gaster-blasted his splooge on you while saying "I'm Wing Gaster! The royal scientist."
>>>489310205>The person you remind me of actually did use excuses like this.meds now
>>489310419it's not showbiz it's real people
What yugioh deck would the deltarune cast play?What deck would be given to them in a “duel monsters” dark world?I imagine Kris wouldn’t get a choice as per usual and the deck would reflect the player more. Like vaalmonica or Gimmick Puppet.
>>489310486it's all a show to me and like playing my part as an antagonist.
noelle is my wife
>>489310679that's a bad mindset
>>489310706>NO L>waifu laifugrim
this thread really is shit.
>>489310679MSC201X enjoys doing that too, but he is far less destructive. You can have fun here without becoming abusive to the other posters.
>>489310785im gonna impregnate her and she can't stop me.
>>489310879That sounds like abuse anon
>>489310829sounds like a grim state for the thread to be in
>>489310872Wait how is the MSCwhatever guy an antagonist
Noelle shoving the SOUL up her pussy and you use the arrow keys to make it move in her like a vibrator
>>489310872yeah true but I feel like ive gone way to far at this point.>>489310879ew
>>489310957very grim
>>489310935nonsense. i meant YOU can't stop me.>>489311008yes, this anon gets it. you go yellow and shoot sperm cells to invade her womb.
>>489311081>you go yellowracism
>>489311042>but I feel like ive gone way to far at this point.you said that before but then continued to go even furtherif you can recognize when you're going too far then why don't you quit?
>>489301683>>489310829duality of man
>>>489310679>MSC201X enjoys doing that too, but he is far less destructive. You can have fun here without becoming abusive to the other posters.
>>489310998He sometimes rages at other posters , but I was referring how he enjoyed arguing to defend unpopular opinions, and even referred to himself as an antagonist who existed to challenge /utg/ several times.>>489311042You have and you should really learn to control you behavior before anything worse happens.
>I've watched a few copies of her tapes.>Especially the animated ones.>Bite me, gets boring out here when you don't gotta give someone what's coming to them.>Got a few ideas from it. No biggie.>Really don't get how she missed the big picture though.>When you take the coward's way out, you at least TRY to take your mistakes with you.I have no excuse not to attempt to write him anymore.
>>489311109pew pew, kaboom! my sperm inseminate her womb!
>>489311081What if the SOUL itself goes into her womb instead haha imagine if she had to be "pregnant" with it and carried it around with a heart-shaped glow on her midsection
>>489311356She needs us as a womb tattoo
>>489311330>>489311451>straightsexgrim
>>489311131I try to engage in normal deltarune related conversations but everyone either ignores me or tells me to fuck off.
>>489311531how is a titty version of the heart >>489310879 fucking noelle's cunt straighthow is a non-descript heart shooting sperm into her womb straight. what a big baby.
>>489311645because you chose to become a threadshitter and no one likes you as a resultand I'm not convinced that you wouldn't just go right back to threadshitting if your target came back
Do you think getting your soul played with and licked would feel good
>>489312052Maybe? But probably not, I mean imagine if someone licked your exposed heart. That sounds painful as fuck
>>489312052yeah, probably. emotional stuff would probably feel best. kissing and hugging. it's your soul, not an organ.
>>489312052>YWN have Noelle playfully kiss your soul>YWN have Noelle stuff your soul into her braWhy even live?
>>489312091Imagine the texture in-between your teeth. No food can match.
>>489312027nah, he has a point. Usually threadshitting tends to attract the most attention. The normal dr posts get buried because of it, a lot of the time
>>489312052So, the soul is literally you. It is your essence, everything you are past your brain and body. I imagine it depends on the person. If you in particular enjoy the idea of being used or toyed with as little more than someone’s plaything then it’s probably amazing. That’s just how I view it at least. Can’t say I wouldn’t want to at least try it, but I’m not sure I’d be into it.
>>489312395to get a custom sex toy of her delicious cunt
>>489312649this but instead a custom sex toy of ralseis delicious cock
Imagine Berdly having Temmie lay on top of his stomach and just using her as a fidget toy. Roughly petting her, locking his arms around her and rocking her, shaking her belly from side to side, squishing her with his knees. Just generally using her body as a stress toy.
>>489312851Lancer going through Roblox withdrawal(his computer is updating)
>>489312951based. we deserve to fuck our desired characters for real. noelle's perfect pussy needs to be pregnant with my children.
>>489313114But noelles a teenager. Isnt that pedophilla. (assuming you are an adult)
>>489313187If anon's not an adult he's not fucking allowed to be here
>>489312502is this the sansfag dropping his persona to defend himself pretending to be someone else
just a reminder that if someone you dislike is violating GR13, there’s something you can do about it
i wonder if anyone posting porn on this thread will be able to get away with it, considering that this thread is about to get archived any minute now.
>>489313447jannies abandoned us anon
Fun Gaster Fact: Ralsei used to be black before I beat it off of him
>>489313187that's what Noelle (Based on My Aunt Ver.) is for
>>489313594relatively large amounts of reports have to be addressed
Noelle thighs...
>>489313703BASED!!!
>>489313703If you’re gonna post porn at least post something attractive.
>>489313187but you grew up being attracted to teens and adultswhat does it matter? i'm gonna groom and coom in her
>>489313747>he doesn't see the beautyskill issue
>>489313747berd assholes aren't attractive.
>>489313747
>>489313847Surprisingly insanely hot.
>>489313946He looks more like he has a shitty garage band then he does some emo punk
>>489314082lel
>>489314041yeah, she's great. i really wanna pound her so hard it leaves bruises.
would you hug him
>>489314082>>489314120What's his band name?
Berdly actually WOULD be smart if he was a crowCrows are fucking smart
>>489314395dick in the eyepussy, ears for handlebars
You should be allowed a "want to fuck this character without being witch hunted by xitter" pass for characters you initially developed a crush on before you turned 18 yourself desu
>>489314889yes but also people shouldn't be witch hunted for being attracted to teenagers when they grew up being attracted to them. especially fictional people who are very clearly designed to be sexually attractive.
>>489314947or they could keep it to themselves and not post about it like a creep.
>idiots severely underestimate how long it takes for threads to die on page 10 and get themselves bannedgrum
I just headcanon noelle as 18 I don't really care if others think she's licherally 14 she's not real and the arbitrary age I assign to the nonexistent construct of my imagination I'm jerking off to is just as valid as anything else
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Alternate universe where Toby went through with the "all humans in the light world, but become monsters in the dark world" idea, but instead of reducing the furry identity of the game it just makes it definitively a transformation fetish game
>>489316235Hot
Would HumanLightnersRune Noelle turn into a reindeer literally just because she likes Christmas
>>489314423>Asriel Dreemurr And The God's of Hyperdeath
>>489315520never
Who the fuck would turn into Tsunderplane? How would someone's personality equate to literal airplane?
>>489316626They wouldn't, it was the main cast turning into their Susie/Berdly/etc selves.
>>489316626narancia
>>489316684>>489316684>>489316684
>>489316731>Fuck off Spamshit! Spamton dies!
I want to kiss him
>>489314423Don't know, but his first album's title is >Keep It Brief, Mr. Preacher!
