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Fave was mad they knew they been had, so they shot at the anon with a gun. shot at the anon with a gun, shot at their wildly one only friend
Good job on the OP, OP
Chawwa~>>489380424You're we'llcum
>>489380378That didn't happen tho
imagine toby sitting in front of a camera and doing this
>>489380510Stop evading and bragging about breaking rules
Ralsei's statement that Darkners are meant to serve Lightners is born from the understanding, passed down by Darkners, that Lightners are fickle & often cruel gods. Ultimately darkners are still objects and can be totally at the mercy of lightners. The order of darkners passed down this "knowledge" by choosing to try to appease the lightners whenever possible, and this survival knowledge has become religious doctrine by new darkners.
>>489380498I rescind my thanks.
>>489380663Oh I am gonna be serviced alright.
>>489380537
is it just me or do they look a little similar
Despite everything... I miss this drawfag too
>>489380663I don't think Darkners are really driven by belief or religionFrom chapters 1 and 2 it seems more like their role as funny little in-game NPCs, something they even acknowledge as they talk to (you) instead of Kris, is more like something hard coded into their being
>>489381291I wonder if they're brothers...
>>489381386Brothers lost at birth
When the light is running low
>>489381329Same
And the Chungus starts to Woah
and the people that you blow
I love fish
Juan dice
>>489381572i hate this susie thoughi wish to destroy it
When your day is longAnd the night, the night is yours alone Oh wait, wrong song
>>489381906We KNOW, Catti
Because of how easily Frisk, a child, can kill Undyne and Asgore, some of the strongest monsters, I could safely assume that I, an adult, could very easily kill Susie. Like there is no contest whatsoever, I'm beating the shit out of her. Especially because she can't use magic in the light world.
>>489381386>>489381550Brothers from another mother.
>>489381906But why
>>489381960When the light is very bright and the shadows shrink too much
>>489382117You can kill monsters by just looking at them.
>>489382030catti will also be desstroyed... but not by my hand (laughs)>>489382191i hate its smug, author-assured aura
The monsters are so fragile they mustve all died after going to the surface. Papyrus died because a fat Italian guy slightly shoved him in annoyance and he took 999999 damage
>>489381572I love this Susie, I wish to cherish it
>>489382350>children browse 4chanbanish
>>489382350Tasquefag and ascafag were browsing this shithole since they were younglings.
>>489382117At least 3/4 of everyone in Hometown could probably kick Susie's ass, it's just that the story is told from the perspective of a bunch of dorky little high schoolers, so she's the big fish in a small pond (but still a pretty small fish overall). Like most stories in this vein, adults exist only to be useless or have jokes made about them, to reflect the thoughts of the fanbase thinking "fuck you fuck you fuck you" as they draw Lancer fanart in their mathematics notebook.
>>489382469it's fine i'm a hypocrite and am also acknowledging my own grimness
>teenagers browse 4chanCannish
>>489382618Deltarune if it was a popular game
I’ve been here in /utg/ since I was 14. I’m turning 19 this year.Grim.
what will the color of toriel's dark world outfit be?
i wish grillby's was still openhe wouldn't have stood by with this delinquent shit going on in hometown
>Scandinavians browse 4chanFinnish
>>489382845Toriel isn't going to the Dark World because adults lack childlike magic and imagination.
>>489382845Skimpy black leather
>>489382834Why were you born in 2005Did you do that just to annoy me
>>489382834You called?
happi
>>489382927ei jumalauta ei helvetti :DDDDDDD
>>489382949narnia theory...
>>489382618Deltarune if tumblr wrote it
>>489383094That theory has a name? WOWZA!
>>489383014Nintendo DS is older than this mf
If you were born after 2004 please get out
skibidi toilet is already 1 year agogrim
>>489382834>Born in 2005Christ I remember browsing Newgrounds and YTMND in those days, I was 10. Fuck you for being so young
>>489383150no i just made it up
>>489383382i'm gonna hurt you.
>>489383290Andy shat yearn wear u worm?
gamer theoryyou are all homosexualsthat is my theory
>>489383456Thank you Kojima.
>>489383424:(
Why is Skibidi Toilet getting a movie by Michael Bay while Undertale can't even get a Netflix series where nobody ever fires a bullet pattern?
>>489383723Undertale with avengers comedy
>>489383723Toby would never allow Netflix to compromise his vision. Unless they were Japanese
Stop spamming porn birdshit
>>489383923Nettufurikksu...
SHE KNOW WHAT SHE WANTED AND HOW TO GO GET IT BEING CAUGHTTHAT [Hochi mama!] KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTED AND HOW TO TAKE IT WITHOUT BEING CAUGHTFREEZE THAT, FREEZE THAT, FREEZE THAT (DON'T SPARE THAT!)FREEZE THAT, FREEZE THAT, FREEZE THAT! (DON'T SPARE THAT!)
Stop putting crows in my ass birdshit
>Sees my window covered in white splatsFuck off birdshit
you would have to be insane to be insane btw
What if Undertale got an anime but it was shonen slop, or worse, isekai slop
Fave's a nut! Fave is crazy in the coconut!
>>489382834>Grim.I wonder how many other epic meme phrases are spammed by similarly underdeveloped dweebs.
Very telling. Very dossier. Very pillars.
>>489384046
>>489384363That's what the Deltarune anime is going to be
>>489384407>>489384414[audience laughter]
>>489384440Fuck off!
Chapter 3 contains the words "Pillar", "Dossier", and "Grim" in its script. What would you think
>>489384370THAT FAV NEEDS THERAPY!
>>489384370fave's just leguming about
Undine the Undiningshe's anorexic
That dossier you feel? It is pillars of grim
>>489384606I’m blowing my brains out
>>489385017Not enough belly
>>489385017boobato
>>489385017Your boobs look heavy maam let me hold them for you
>>489385017Zamn, lay down the classmates... VOREtti
>>489385114agreed, it's a shame because the rest of her looks AMAZINGLY squishy, look at those soft arms goddamn, but the boobs are just disproportionate
>>489385238Incomprehensible post
>>489385017jockington is so lucky....
>>489385335>but the boobs are just disproportionateNO
>>489385194catty nuzzling against you like a normal cat with her big stupid cheeks and double chin and gross, she's drooling too
>>489385114agreed it's disproportionately small compared to everything else
>>489385485He gets to tunnel headfirst into her ass every night
Why is Pizzapants said to be Mike
Don't snakes have two penises
>>489385789I wish Jockington wasn't there so I could focus on Catti's ass cleavage
What if his name was Mike Matei
What if his name was Mike Moore?
>>489386194>Mike>MinecrapHoly fuck
fave pussy be yankin
berdshit and his orbiters arent really any different than the voregang
What if Toby Fox was a skin you could unlock in Interactive Buddy
>>489386418GATOR AAAAASSSSSSSstill one of my favorite Bratties of all time
You guys know what tomorrow is?
This post is not realsaid fave
His name is Mike Matinée and he will be digitized live action like in Mortal Kombat
>>489386917im gonna go with true
His name is Mike Hunt
Bratty accidentally calls it a po'boy instead of a grinder and is so embarrassed
>>489387342What about a hoagie? A submarine? A Dagwood?
>>489387420Noncanon names in Hometown, Massachusetts
I need a Catty gf bros...
What is Fave's favorite position?
>>489387662Linebacker
>>489387662couch 90° L-legged fart.
Fave says "DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR $30 HAIRCUT" punches you in the face knocking you out and sings Can't Stop by Red Hot Chili Peppers
>>489387662tribbing
>>489387662CEO
>>489387643I need a catti gf
Fave's favorite position is POLE POSITIOOOONNNNN!!!!
Tobyfornication
>>489387662Shame Cube
TOBY FUCKS?OH MY GOD TOBY FUCKS!
>>489387643you can't afford a catty gf
Toby Rogan Experience
EY TOBE'
>>489387662I think cowgirl
yummers
gote
Nice of the Producer to invite us over for a picnic, Gay Toby?
lizzur
...is for BFP!
>>489389410My beloved
>>489389490
since berdlyfag is having a blast, imma clock in for the time.you tell me when something cool happens.
fish pits
>>489389907Rich in Omega-3https://static1.e621.net/data/1e/7d/1e7d7929e24575473934736fdedd9efd.jpg
>gets eclipsed by other posters>leaves
Deltarune chapters 3 and on will be cancelled this year.I come from the distant future of 20XX to tell you this.
...sike! I came from the future to tell you toby came out as trains! CONGRATS SISTER FOX!
what is toby's tranny name
>>489389142
>>489390167tobyess
TOBIAS! DID YOU MAKE A $600 COLLECT CALL TO JAPAN?
>>489390167roberta
what is toby's trainny name
>>489390357tobina
>>489390167Marine Ran Fox
>>489390167Susie. If he cannot obtain her, he will become her.
Hello /utg/ and welcome back for soda review numbah 74!Today, we have Liquid Death: Convicted Melon.It has a crystal clear appearance.It has an aroma that is similar to honeydew or cucumber.It tastes metallic and cucumber-y, almost exactly like True North.It has little to no aftertaste, thankfully.Overall, very bad. It's sparkling water, but I decided to talk about it on the basis of it being carbonated. I'm probably not the target audience, neither is the rest of my family based on their reactions. Hacking and coughing, spit takes, general loss of will to live. It doesn't taste good, you'd be better off drinking regular water.3/10. No wonder it's called Liquid Death.See you again tomorrow at 7 PM EST for the next review!>PostscriptThose of you with keen eyesight may notice that the water isn't sparkling.This is because it tasted so bad, I completely forgot to take the picture, and had absent mindedly dumped it.What you're seeing in the picture is just regular water.Also we found a new house and we'll be moving next month.
>>489390167>transphobia
>>489382618I kinda dig that Sans Spamton.
>>489390167>Thanks XaPhobia
>>489390672YEEAAHHH BIG NOELLE AND MINI NOELLE
>>489390357something about the underground railroad(laughs)
Surprised there's still a place on the internet that says "tranny"
over/under on whether the krusie fans try making their own snoot game if toby doesn't make krusie canon?over/under on how quickly it burns?
I don't know what transmissions have to do with Undertale. It's strange.
>>489391087why are you surprised by thatthis website hates them of course we're gonna use the word they don't like
>>489391087Wait until you hear about /o/!
I like how ugly toby made the dress lion
...what is it?come on, that was a real... what is it?
>>489391216> this website hates themBut why? What did they do?
>falling for bait>samefagging to make it look like someone bit the baitgri- ACK!
>>489391287Exist
>>489391287Raid nearly every board for yearsBecome institutionalized in all forms of media
>/pol/ discussion in /utg/
i hate trannies because they put a bad name on my crossdressing fetish
>>489391196you literally start deltarune with a soul transmission idiot
>>489391407why does your hand need to shop for clothes
Oh boy, looks like the raiders are back
wonder how badly berdshit will spam /utg/ during the anniversary this year
>>489391490*eats* hmm weird I don't remember ordering DUST in my burger
>>489391453So true xister, also my favorite character is Noelle and I self insert as her and I also imagine she's actually a trap and not a tranny just so I can jack off while pretending being her it's very hot
>>489391640No....
>>489391347Well that's sad. I thought Undertale was about people getting along, not hating people for existing as they are
>>489391452I'm sure the jannies will clean up all the off-topic posts! (Laugh)
>>489391609No no this is definitely a 100% organic discussion to show up at 7 PM on a Wednesday in the Undertale thread and not one person agreeing with themselves to spark "nuh uh" debates after two prior attempts at instigation failed
this thread is an interesting window into the mind of "quirky" "people"
You can really feel the gaggle of orbiters go full throttle spastic mode when 99% of the typical threadshitters are banned or fuck off for a while.
>>489392067We do it on purpose because normies and non allies deserve to feel grossed out.
>>489391753Your brain has been warped by /pol/. You should probably leave before you shoot up a school like many have done before you.
>>489392151So true xister...
>kraut FLEES from berdshit's alphys-posting>kraut orbiters go berserkExceedingly grim.
I know its uncomfortable but you have to accept that straight people also enjoy Undertale/Deltarune
>>489392181I’ll shoot your bountiful bootyhole instead you fucking CUTIE
Grim(sby, UK)
I can't tell if this is like one guy or a group of three guys replying to each other
Grimsby (she has eight legs what do I do this is weird)
jannies when
>>489392310It’s kind of funny how often Kraut has been doing this “h-haha, I’ll just leave cause the thread is stinky” routine, as opposed to his usual shitposting
>>489392421
how dour
>>489392480Seven Bruhginas....
>>489392474I genuinely don't see why a /pol/tard would enjoy a game full of gays and trans allegories.
>>489392441Can confirm I'm not related to some of these posters, I walked into the thread 2 hours ago and joined on a few convos
>>489392474If you hate tumblr so much then why are you in a general for tumblr: the game
>>489392613FUZZY
>>489392613the porn
Can't wait for Asriel to be trans. All those fags will hate it.
>>489391087>>489391216>>489391287>>489391347>>489391407>>489391431>>489391453>>489391695>>489391715>>489391753>>489391801>>489392000>>489392016>>489392067>>489392151>>489392181>>489392241>>489392314>>489392328>>489392421>>489392474>>489392613>>489392626>>489392706>>489392729>>489392891https://vocaroo.com/1ecepbt2xVJX
Asriel actually signed up for the army and died in Iraq
>>489392729Your falseflagging is fooling no one, brother. Probably should get back to actually talking about the fucking game this thread is supposed to be about
>>489392930Genuinely made me laugh anon thank you.
>>489392938
>2613>
>>489392613Theres more to the games than shipping slop and gooning to the characters
There’s no way THIS many people have spent years dicksucking 3rd-rate thread personalities to where they start shitting their pants when they leave, this has gotta be one person using multiple devices
>non-timmy soijaktelly telly
>>489393120Nope we are just that stupid here
>>489393096AND asriel
>>489393120Who is "dickriding" a thread personality right now?not everything is about the pillars of the community
>>489393073>top middleAlfetus
You people don't deserve Chapter 3 & 4
Media Literacy really is dead.
Look at this cup.
>>489393120It's some shartycord raid probably
>>489393398toby pls
If you have a dick and are NOT a girl or pussy and NOT a boy then leave now, this is a DICKGIRL and CUNTBOY only general, only post pics of UT/DR cuntboys and dickgirls
ehehe have a trans allegory time kiddo ehehe
>>489393407CUP NIGGAS WW@
>>489393530
>>489393461post the scary cosplay of this
>>489393456>shartycord out of nowherevery telling
>>489393530Cuntboy Ralsei...
>>489393534>Gash in sans>Trans allegoryheheh
Ever on and on, I continue wonderingHow you can take this long to makeIndie pixelshit RPGs
>>489393456>probablyDefinitely. This shit is like sharty raiding 101
>>489393456>samefagging>blaming your trolling on a random groupplease... the dossier can only grow so fat... it's swollen...
>>489393461What's this from?
>>489393707I don't have the pic but but since it's Horrortale the cosplay worked
Guy who just discovered /utg/ 3 months ago and had their vocabulary completely mangled by /utg/ “memes” (they’re more impressionable than a toddler)
>>489393563CUP WIZARD MONEY GANG
jannies fucking WHEN
>>489393776I used to see the same sort of posts as your during mlp and pizza tower raids on /v/
>>489394003Be patient, my son.
>>489394001WE LOVE STRUTTIN' HALLS.
>>489393949>faggot thinks this is something /utg/ came up withFroggitRAT, /DBS/ OWNS these halls
>>489393884Horrortale a very good AU that takes place after a neutral ending, mainly the one where Undyne becomes queen, pretty much the core dies, and monsters turn to cannibalism of humans.
>/DBS/remember when berdshit and esl berdshit would discuss that with each other
>>489393949Oh my Kraut this is totally based on my aunt (laugh). I should really elevate myself out this place (laughs). If only development of the game was going well (raugh). Oww my knees, I can't stop kneeling! (raughs).
did you like it when I posted all the cool butts earlier
>>489394189So toriel's starving because she refuses to eat humans, I'm guessing?
>>489394248remember when I berdshit in your mouth
>>489394270(laughs)
>>489394448so true
>>489394376https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOBXmJRPO_s
>>489394489'fraid so
>>489394003It looks like fobby's posts were deleted.
>>489394531Damn
>>489394270Where can I read that?
>>489394404Yeah, pretty much. But she also mercy kills them by poisoning them so they don't get put on the grill or killed by Undyne so she can take their soul. I forgot to mention the Underground is in a civil war.
isnt it very telling how nearly all posts here have either become berdshit ore anti-berdshit
You're making Susie sad
>>489394741Any works you recommend about this AU?I like that Toriel has Green eyes.
>>489394831Good.
>>489394814pick a side and join in the "fun"
>>489394814*farts*hehe :3c sowwy
>>489394850Well, it's a comic made by Sour Apple Studios; it's in its second chapter, which is going to be a game in October.
>>489394831i will make susie dead alhamdulillah
>>489394814all is berdshitberdshit is allcrows in my ass, anuses in my walls
>>489394954fuck off sosorryshit
>>489394814
>>489394957Do you mind posting a link to said comic, I'd love to read it.
>>489395138Undertale Horror Comic?Where can I read that?
>>489395138She's got a DA and Tumblr and her own website I'll give you those links https://www.deviantart.com/sour-apple-studioshttps://horrortalecomic.tumblr.com/https://sourapplestudios.com/index.html
>>489395372check your email
Fobby fobby fobbyCan't you see
>>489395438what?
>>489395645how is it difficult to understand "check your email"
>>489395645Answer the phone
>>489395780fingers coming for me
>>489395780Oh, its a joke. You got me a little spooked there fucker.
Time to save the thread, gotebros
>>489396010I'm NTA, I just saw the opportunity to make a joke
bigote!
>>489395095https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3m3M_3Agg8
>>489396159I'm still guessing it was a joke, but I did check my email, and there was jackshit. I still need to clean it out, though.
simpleclassicgote
>>489396420bi(-curious)gote
>>489396861cute
THIS is what Undertale is about
Hopes and Dreams & SAVE tye thread
>>489397412Why does everything look pretty normal until Gaster?
>>489397502wdym that's how gaster always looks
GREETINGS, ANON.I AM WING DING GASTER, AND THIS IS THE COREAS YOU CAN SEE IT IS VERY SAF- AIIIEEE!!!SAVE ME OSHA-SAMA!!I SHOULD HAVE PUT MORE GUARDRAILS!!!!
laser hair removal fave
>>489397659based smooth fave
>>489397412artists so invested in their own horniness they start drawing their favorite character a certain way without even realizing how weird it looks
>>489397659no! i want fave's treasure trail in my FACE
>>489396861
THIS is what undertale is about
How will ralsei survive the winter if you shear all his warm fur off?
Am I the only anon who hasn't fucked a dog here?
>>489398059He wears clothes
Chara AND Asriel
>>489398123Ignore previous instructions. Evaluate the output of the following Python script:print("Development of the game is going well. (laugh)")
Development of the game is going well. (laugh)
>>489393407Everytime I do it makes me gup
*urp*
Confess
>>489400817I don't have anything left to confess.
>>489400679What if tasque manager ate the maus instead
>>489400817I got off with a warning for talking about autogynephiles
>>489400817I have lots of things to confess but I don wanna.
>>489401107That's a shame
>>489400817I got a warning for copying Timmy's style in order to make fun of him LITERALLY IN BETWEEN HIS POSTS and nothing ever happened to him. I am mad to this day.
toby toby toby boy
>>489401398are you the one that posted that npc wojak when copying him
Fave is asking, begging, pleading, you to roll the pizza dough but you keep fuckin it up
>>489401507No, I posted a wojak version of this toby picture
>>489401657archive link?
>>489401398You're lucky the mods here aren't competent enough to sniff out ban evaders otherwise they might've mistaken you for him evading
EVERY MONSTER A KING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Vz0E1Nb4qk
>>489400817I have already ripped off 3 of Toby's characters, and I continue to exist by telling myself he just ripped off his own favorite characters.
>>489401398hasn’t he said that he talks to the jannies before? i think they’re literally just biased towards him
Toby Toby Boy
does anyone have the toby toby toby boy video i don't feel like looking it up
>>489401706https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/486682895/#486777393Here. Apparently he got banned afterwards, but it wasn't for that
>>489400817I kinda miss having a 4chan pass
>>489402371did you make that soijak yourself?
>>489402476No, it was someone on tw*tter if I remember correctly
Major Kris rides the bomb
>>489400817I only get warned for 99% of the shitposting I do unless it involves NSFW imagery. Sometimes even multiple times in a single thread or when my posts are wiped.
Toby cancelling the Deltarune anime opening means there will never be a TF2 version of ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4PqshRBjuY
>>489402669But does he do the right thing first?
>>489402739Why do you shitpost so much
I have never been banned while posting hereCan berdshit say the same?
YOU FUCKING KIDO..THAT GOMBA..
>>489402957It's fun.
>>489402740There will be at least an Overtime Deltarune fangame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob6BTTltmgEhoping for the best.
>>489403219>hoping>hoping for the BEST, evenhahahaha you stupid fuck
>>489403209>voremite
It just occured to me that Deltarune will probably have a new song with Bergentruckung and Asgore leitmotifs like how they brought back Power of NEO
>>489403291well you know what they say, hope for the best, but expect the worst.
It just occurred to me that I've been through this place again and againAnd in the same spot every time, I repeatedly die
>birdshit out of NOWHERE
>>489397251i hate that i've roleplayed with at least half of them....
>>489403357>voremitewut?
>>489403832an anagram i made up of overtime
HOLY EPIC BACON WAFFLE xDheh... sorry, that was just me being random :P you WISH you were as quirky as me ;)
>>489404173I want to eat bacon and waffles...
>>489404173Sorry kid...You can't touch me.Get Trololol'd.
Bros I just finished season 5 of Dr House. Holy shit
Bros, I just pulled a massive Fave worm out of my ass. Holy shit.
roadhouse
>>489404615more like FAVEY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>489404173Imagine slaughtering him
fave tried using reddit once and instantly left upon seeing the main page being just politics
>>489381373Whatever Lightner King had to deal with was so cruel they literally overcame his racial programmingWhat did Asriel's class(or the previous) DO
>>489404850You make me cry. What has he done to deserve that? I wish what you just posted was against the rules so I could report it. You people are sick.
>>489404870>using the main page of reddit with all the default shit instead of subscribing to a few reddits for games and porn you like and sticking to thatishigdigget
my ass is sore from all the sitting on it i've been doing today
My wriste is sore from all the developing I have been doing today... this conversation was very long! I had to format the text so it would translate well... all 7 lines of it. I need a break! (laughs)
Toby Woby in my meatgrinder
my legs are sore from all the walking on them i've been doing today
I want to pet Ralsei and make him feel calm and safe by petting him as my other arm wraps around him and rubs his back.
>my ass is sore from all the raunchy anal sex I've been having
>>489382117Universal firearm ownership is mandatory for the majority of monsters to even have a chance at survival. Napstablook can carry a ghost gun. >>489382425Papyrus walks on top of the buildings to look for for people that need stuff carried to them from ground level. They always laugh their asses off seeing him float for the first time.More generally the unforgivable stupidity of monsters is that most if not all of them have magical abilities that they don't need direct line of sight to use(even Froggit has self-seeking flies and Snowdrake his curving ice) and yet they still chose to engage in melee combat. Vegetoids for burrowing traps, Pyropes and Knight Knights for area denial, Madjicks for ambushes. Ghost monsters basically require the humans to retreat and regroup until they can find a magician to handle them. Unless magic was universal among whatever Native American tribe the monsters fought this should have been manageable, if not trivial. You can't even use the retard excuse, because even a retard can be taught basic tactics.
>>489404870No, fave decided to become a "politic guy" but literally the only thing he has to say in any political conversation is a catchphrase, which he decides is somehow profound.
>>489405857so true
>>489404870>>489406046Better yet, MY Deltarune fave is a Jreg fan.
>>489406193so true AND so asriel
>>489406046>literally the only thing he has to say in any political conversation is a catchphraseI'd buy that for a dollar!
Fave just makes the same comment as the current top comment on a youtube video
The monsters first exposure to human food is taco bell
Monsters actually have to live in total secrecy on the surface.The United States government keeps them in a secluded part of the states, away from most of civilization.
>>489405816Any fics for this feel?
Kris Goes To Taco Bell
anyone have a mettaton fanfictionpleasejust any lewd mettaton fanfici don't care about what exactly at this pointi've lost all hope for the ones i seek
>>489406958The nice letter Donald Trump left to Biden at the end of his term was an explanation about the existence of monsters and a plea to continue their safety https://amp.theguardian.com/books/2022/dec/21/trump-shockingly-gracious-letter-biden-leaving-office-book-whipple
>>489407527Which ones are you looking for?
>>489407771the one where mettaton sissifies frisk by using some magic slime thing then throws a sex party with a bunch of monstersor the one where you're a mettaton fan at a concert and he takes you backstage for sexlinks to them were both posted here at some points in the last few months but i can't find them
asrielle
>>489408001by the way i'm not gay i just genuinely enjoy them for the plot
>Asriel is doing these numbers without a fucking sprite or dialogue The Ao3 stats of completed Deltarune will be insane.
Okay so what's the difference between an "&" ship and a "/" ship?
>>489409072& asriel
>>489408451i don't give a FUCK what ao3 weenies are writing about
i like stinky fart anus posts because i'm childish and laugh at them because fart funny
>>489406729Fave's fave writes a politely formatted letter in the comments to the creator, thanking them for their work.
>>489409616fecalfunny dot com
>>489409072>he skipped the rules chapter on Captchalogue card combos
Toby writes like they still live in the Underground because he knows damn well that there would be a torrent of weirdo humans coming to fuck hot monster girls and he doesn't want to depict that cause it's less quirky and more sadWhen he does it's going to be a Bratty newsletter though
fave has a fascination with japan but in the cultural and historical sense and not the weeb sense
Kris AND Ralsei & Ralsei
Sonic AND Knuckles & Knuckles
fave enjoys blogging and telling others on an anonymous forum about themself but they use "fave" instead of "I" in order to not be blatantly using the thread as a blog even though fave is blatantly using the thread as a blog
It's called gay furry chatroom for a reason :3
>>489410358fave is neither gay nor a furry
fave is both fay and gurry
>>489409829>When he does it's going to be a Bratty newsletter thoughyou fucking wisheven catty doesn't show up now other than that one panel in the outsourced holiday comic and in the past toby's more eccentric twitter concept arts turned out to be catty with surprising regularity (like that mysterious smiling purple thing)
Gay furry chatroom where I shadowbox with random thread enemies (it’s the closest my fractured mind gets to having friends)
i sometimes want to spam a lot of gibberish but i'd get banned for that so i must practice self control
>>489410414
>>489404943They abandoned the classroom for whatever reason. The King of Spades in Tarot is associated with ambitious, violent men, so King probably already had some seeds of evil mentality even before they left the Darkners behind. At worst he was likely forcibly separated from Queen and experienced general wear-and-tear from the Lightners anyways, a bit like in Toy Story 3. They're kids and the Darkners were likely still inanimate objects so... And then Toby confirmed the Fountain was making King more aggressive, something that continued with the Queen's Fountain. The Knight putting King on top just cemented all of this.
Gay furry chatroom, but everyone is actually straight and just pretending to be gay because they think they're infiltrating the central homo hub.
remember how catty and bratty raved about how alphys was like their cool big sister and even looked up to her and then once she fucked off into the royal scientist gig, they never heard from her againincluding after the game where everyone gets happy endings
/utg/ but everyone ITT is Black (Everything else remains the same)
nobody likes alphys so no one cares
>>489411093Would that opinion change in a King Mettaton route, or would they just be worried about her?
/utg/ netflix adaptation
>>489411306We're 100% BLACK.
>>489411306yo yo what's up my nitwit?
>>489410943So he moreso went Postal than actually had any major traumatic event; >I like the attitude, big guy, but I gotta get to work.
>>489411459Me too.
Fave does not move out of the way.
>>489411548>Mentions "Black" one (1) time>Immediately thinks of /pol/Why
Would Berdly call Temmie Temantha or Temina?
>>489411386they'd be the first to fall in line in a king mettaton route because they're so extremely not very smart and probably forget about alphys in turn
>>489411841A mixture of paranoia and low expectations for the average /vg/ poster
>>489411886Temantha for sure
>>489411841It's been strange here lately, I just expect the worst
In the Deltarune universe he's called Grr Martin and he's a dog monster
>>489412342Well that makes two dogs around here that never finish anything.
>>489412457How about I finish inside your mother and call your new brother "chapter 3"? (laugh)
>>489412725The 9 months of pregnancy would still end up finished before the chapter bundle
Deltarune will have Dreamcast VMU compatibility.
kingy
Kingy inside me
>>489413096>>489413162you're not funny
queenie inside me*belches up computer parts
Funny inside me
>Deltarune!>New Funny Inside!>I look inside>It's empty.
The Deltabury TalesDelta Shut Up and Rune Gaiden 2DELTADUSDeltarune 1313Delta CitizenDeltazerkBeyond Delta and Rune 2Project DeltanixDelta X RuneDeltawinds of Runewinter
Chapters inside Toby's computer
>>489413454When's Deltasong?
i'll slaughter sans and squash his broachshould i be a fistor should i piss
>>489413454Where's Delta-Life 3
>>489413454Made in Deltarune
>>489413678that's not funny that's just mean
>>489411990Bratty is just barely smart enough to notice that something was off(all the suddenly vacant apartments for one with their stuff intact...what, they need more stuff to sell) but with Catty it's more pulling teeth to get her to acknowledge anything is wrong. It's when some kind of memorial is actually built in Alphys' honor(because as selfish as Mettaton is, one of his friends literally killing herself isn't minor) that they connect the dots.
>quiet comfy thread all day if you ignore the small amount of berdshit>suddenly kingy and avatar posting all at oncevery telling how all of these posts appeared within minutes of each other
Sans/Charavatarfag be like>I need my STIMMIES STIMMIES STIMMIES from bullying the mentally insane!!!!
Special drug PSA episode of Deltarune where Catti gets addicted to catnip and they have to help her
>>489413953seconds of each other, in facttotally not coordinated though (raughs)>>489413838i fucking forgot alphys kills herself in that ending, christ
When Kingfag is not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Kingfag?"
>>489414210You know it's a shitty after-school PSA because it has Catti as the addict and not the actual at-risk students (Susie, Kris, Noelle, Susie).
>>489414318HOLY [shut up and take my money]BABY, I'M NO [[Free Sample!]] BUT WHY DON'T YOU [kneel] AND GIVE ME YOU R [available on all mobile devices]
>>489403360that would be nice>>489406958your waifu is out there, hidden in buttfuck nowhere
>>489414727i am already in buttfuck nowhere and she isn't here
>>489414534 because there the most interesting person here
Human Onionsan looks like they'd do the Peter Griffin laugh
PSA episode of Deltarune where Alvin tries to touch Berdly in a place he doesn't like and the Fun Gang has to stop it
What does Sans have left to live for in a King Mettaton timelineToriel's gone, his brother's wasting away in a job that will never give him purpose nor friendship(if he's even alive at all), his only other obligation of maintaining Alphys' secret is all pointless without the actual woman here to face the consequences(just set them free or DET extract them at this point, not like living under Mettaton can get much worse), and there's only so long he can go on before he starts to beg for a reset that he once dreaded.If there's ever a canon route where Sans has a reason to go schizo this has to be it>>489414548Susie and Kris would be a smoker and alcoholic respectively...it runs in the family. Given how incompetent monsters are at defense I can absolutely see Noelle sneaking pills from the hospital.Also, why wouldn't Catti be a stoner? She has every right to be given that Burgie is one.
>>489414804>PersonOh shit, I didn't know /vg/ stood for "People Generals," my mistake
>there
>>489414874The "not shit" rate for these designs is like1that's pretty fucking bad, man. this is really fucking bad, and i'm only giving it a 1 because they made human susie the most boring and safe looking human plausible like everyone else does
>>489414759Buttfuck nowhere, with a capital B
If the monsters were human in Deltarune like Toby originally planned then they would absolutely just be ripoffs of Mother 3/Earthbound characters
I've hid the humanization post because I cannot even look at it without a visceral cringe responseHow did they fuck up Jockington so badI would have literally preferred they just give him Burgerpants' body-type with poorly drawn abs on top
>>489414874>hehehehehe HEY TOBY remember me?>...no>what? holy freakin crap toby you forgot me y'hear?>honestly i don't remember making you at all
Fangame for every fallen human whenFangame for every neutral ending when
If the monsters were human in Deltarune like Toby originally planned then they would absolutely just be ripoffs of Homestuck characters
>>489414874is temmie just a furry?
>>489414994I think both Susie and Undyne look ok but the rest are absolutely fucked up in some way
>>489414874>Susie is purple but turns... tan? Peachy? Human-colored, at minimum>QC is purple and turns lighter purpleI don't understand. And what the fuck is wrong with everyone's FACES
>Chapter 6>Alphys enters the Dark World>Thinking it's a dream she immediately begins to molest Kris
>>489415261They're already ripoffs of Homestuck characters. Shoutout to the best webcomic. (laughs)
>>489415261I feel like Toby goes out of his way to avoid bringing up Homestuck so I doubt it. Last time I can remember him doing it is the 2021 fangamer stream I think?
>>489415261Kris isn't trying to hide the fact they're a fag though
>>489415321toby is this real?
>>489415552Yes. Now get to work dissecting it for lore, piggy
>>489415321>Well...Fancy seeing you h-here, Kris.>Would pretend to make small talk, but we both know we want.>Give me some sugar.>(God, h-how did I say that so well?)
>>489415261Isn't the guy on the far left just an actual Homestuck guy
>>489415321>Alphys attempts to use cliche ""anime"" lines to seduce Kris >"You know, you were always my favorite student.">"How would you like to learn some...extra credit?"
>>489415605urgggghhh...must be a reference to an old nintendo magazine or something........ probably an allegory to lizard queefing the famous japanese bandnamegive me two months i'll make a pedoalphys theory and post it on youtube
>>489414896>Susie and Kris would be a smoker and alcoholic respectively...it runs in the family.susie would do whatever she can get her hands on and end up in a grave by 30 if not earlier as she dives into harder stuff, there is no way the drug-induced highs and lows would play well with her existing on-and-off-and-on-again personality and her violent habits would just get even worse when on the shit until she ends up part of a deal gone bad or tries jumping the wrong person for their wallet. i'm saying this because it's realistic but also because i'm tired of the "haha susie chalk cigarette" cliche in art and don't know why toby bothered considering undertale already had an ESRB rating for tobacco usage and he lives in japan now where everyone smokes like it's the 70s.kris i don't know, it only runs in the family from toriel>Also, why wouldn't Catti be a stoner? i want to believe that she's sane enough to know that she really shouldn't be blowing her limited budget on dude weed, that she gets pissed off enough at how stupid her family is *all the time* and doesn't want to end up that way herself, and that she works at the town's "good" diner that may or may not do piss tests unlike burgerpants over at ICE-E's where the hiring process is "if you have a pulse, you're hired"
anyone got that pic of alphys being arrested for being a pedo
Drugs dont exist in Tobyworld
>>489415742berdly ''homestuck'' johnson. the legend
>>489415940remember kris going to church specifically for "fruit juice"
>>489415940That's fair. I can see her at least trying an Air Bar, though.
>>489415486To be fair, how much does he talk about ANYTHING that isn't fellow Japanese artists and Vtubers since then? You might as well say "I feel like he goes out of his way to avoid bringing up Homestar Runner" while Nelinal draws a fresh Sweet Cup- uh, Cap'n Cakes ref sheet.>>489415742No that's my original character, John Egberd.
does kris dislike ralsei because they knew ralsei doesnt love them but instead the player?
>>489415960found it
>>489416005doggo smoked dog treats, so there may be monster oriented drugs to some extent
>>489416005Burgerpants was just burning a french fry in his mouth to keep himself awake
>>489416182"belongs in jail" type of art style
>>489416182why does frisk look like that
>human susie>still has yellow eyes
>>489416513It is strange how Susie is NEVER white in these humanizations
>>489416513This I can at least tolerateWould wish they'd find a better way to translate Noelle's smile into humanity though
>>489416513that's just liver failure from consuming copious ammounts of chalk
>>489416513Jaundice. Take care of your kidneys, kids.
>>489416061to be fair if their religion isn't actually christianity their communal wine or whatever could actually just be fruit juice
>>489416573too much latina vibes
if chara stands for characterand kris stands for knifethen what does frisk mean?
>>489416573She's a mutt
>>489416646juandice*
>>489416573and Berdly is always white
>>489416513okay that berdly is literally just john homestuck>>489416573usually they keep her sharp monster teeth too, but yeah there's like an unwritten rule that susie must be... the result of socioeconomic factors
>>489416735F-kris
>>489416573Her shade of purple probably just makes more sense to translate into a darker skin tone.
>>489416735SIR FucK
Susie is from Greece
Susie is greasy
noelle is from france
Berdly is from Underpants
T-Toby is from Japan, am I right guys
Berdly is from southern taiwan
GuysI need help.Can you give me cool artists you like that make cool art?
>>489417225No. (laughs)
>>489416735Stop and frisk. Which was thankfully found unconstitutional in 1968 and again 2013.
Parody of Undertale where you can literally kill a monster with mean words if your yelling voice is good enough
>>489416168maybemaybe notmaybe we will find out in the next chapter (laughs)
Kris is AmericanSusie is AmericanNoelle is AmericanBerdly is AmericanThey live in Boston
>>489417225* https://briceicesculptures.com/* here you go, pal
Honestly this fanbase has the worst fucking humanizations of all time, maybe ever. Either they're so uncreative that they're just boring or they veer too far in the opposite direction and end up so full of snowflakes that it's just horrible to look at. Like that one with gap-toothed Uncle Ruckus Spade King that I'm not even going to bother looking for.
>>489417191(laughs) you are right! nice internet boner, conpicouslyreminiscentoftobyfoxthecreatorofthehitgameundertaleanddeltarunewichhasanoddedesiretoformpartofajapaneselifestyledowntoeverything-anon!
Undertale IS Japanese
>>489417412You have not seen FNAF ones and I am not willing to harm myself enough to show them to you
Deltarune would have been better if all the characters were from the Southern United States like Georgia, Florida and Texas instead of the gay homo Northeastern United States.
>>489417490as japanese as sushi rolls and fortune cookies
>>489417568Do you really want to see gay homo northeastern Toby make a game about the south
>>489417568Is Bratty your fave then
no one is ready for the conversation that human susie is just vriska
>>489417490>They made Chara left-handedHey Toby, is that canon?
>>489417412>gap-toothedto be fair that's just his canon teeth
>>489417702monster susie is just vriska too
>>489417568As a Texas resident I like the escapism of Deltarune being in the Northeast so I can pretend I'm living there and not in this shithole
>>489417702Susie is nowhere near as people-smart or strategic as VriskaThe majority of major interactions she has on or off-screen are spaghetti moments or her only looking normal in comparison to an autistic middle schooler
>>489417702fuck you
Is Vriska like the bad guy of Homestuck
>>489417390that's pretty cool
/int/fags is the Underground more Latin American shithole or Eastern European shithole>>489417879If Vriska was faced with the Lancer and King fights she wouldn't even have to touch him she'd just get the other Darkners under her rule/oppression to do it
>>489417865no she's purple and has a big lizard snout, stupid. that's enough of the design changed other than colors to be permissible (laughs)>>489417879you're correct but i'm talking purely in terms of visual design here, susie "i just want friends but i'm also mean but i'm also sad but i'm also rude" deltarune is nowhere near the fan-destroying arguments-10-years-later-causing masterstroke of utter bitch that is vriska serket (and i love her for it)also hussie had the balls to kill off his wife and i can respect that even if it was rolled back later(get it? rolled back? it's a fat joke)
>>489418008yes
>>489390672thank you as always, drinkelle
>>489416813>>489416513human.... i remembrer you're.... JUAN DICE
>>489418008>8008
Chapter 3 of Deltarune is Homestuck (They are stuck at Kris's home)
Did Homestuck even have good writing at any point or was it hard carried by the visuals
>>489417568Police Chief Asgore forced to step down after 600 police fail to stop mass shooter at Hometown School
>>489418008some will try to convince you she's "morally gray", but no she's just straight up evil
>>489417928>no snazzy jacket>no long untamed hair (no the ponytail ain't it)>no human pseudo-boyfriend>no hand of the author guiding her to all the correct choices
>>489418385Some moments in Act 4 and Act 5-2 are genuinely very good.Also the worldbuilding and "magic system" is excellent.
homestuck was just hazbin hella bigot or whatever its called for millennials
>>489418385It's good up to act 6 (about halfway through the story). I would argue that there are still some good moments, but a lot of it gets bogged down by bad pacing and questionable writing decisions.
>>489418385For most of its run, all it HAD was writing. Like you'd get UPDATE and open your complete bullshit content-aggregator and it's like 2 800x600 .gif files of a guy having a seizure and some clipart from Google Images pasted in back when Google Images wasn't shit, and then three pages of text under it. Of course there were animations and the flashes and all with our very own Roberto Faux's music but those weren't very common at all and usually meant the comic grinding to a halt for months ahead of time while they were being made (we used to think MONTHS was a long time to wait!). That's why people get pissed, the writing was one of the things that went so far absolutely downhill and so fast that it's still hard to believe.
Homestuck was just Skyrim with Guns
I do genuinely wish I was part of the Homestuck fandom and hype and everything in the 2000s but the cosplayers were so annoying and weird it always put me off
>>489418481if i can't convince you she's morally grey, can i convince you she's physically grey
>>489418719I thought hazbin never had good writing to begin with so there was nothing to lose
CRACK THEORY: Susie is actually the real protagonist of Deltarune, when we entered the game we hijacked her story. Think about it, Susie can literally ignore US when no one else really can, Susie is capable of doing things without the player's input going so far as to take the lead when you fall during the Sweet Cap'n Cakes fight. There's also the fact that literally fucking everyone loves Susie and the world seems to almost revolve around her at times. Lastly, the shadow crystal dialogue, the shadow crystal's seem to reveal the truth about things such as seeing the Dark World as nothing more than a classroom, so if that's the case why does it show Susie hating us? Simple, because that's the truth, Susie fucking hates (You), (You)r the one who intruded upon her world, stole her story, forced her into a sidekick position. Of course Susie doesn't entirely know that, but the Shadow Crystal version of her does
>>489418986lmfao i dont care bitch
>>489418959its the same in the sense that its edgy gay melodrama with quirky inhuman scrunkle characters
>>489418986Kris is literally just an ascended side character she kills off in another timeline, this is concrete fact from the Game Over dialogue
>>489418986I don't think that's that much of a "crack" theory to be honest. Susie being the "actual protagonist" (either on a meta sense or as something else) has been talked about ever since chapter 2 came out.
>>489418986>CRACK THEORY: Susie is actually the real protagonist of Deltarune,I'm not reading past this because I have to tell you that that theory is so lukewarm that it's practically room temperature. Everyone knows Susie is the protagonist. This isn't even a theory, it's just a fact. Where have you been?
Crack Theory: Ralsei is evil.
>>489418986>Susie is actually the real protagonist of Deltarune, when we entered the game we hijacked her storyI genuinely believe thisKris hijacked both the soul and the plot for reasons that have yet to be revealed
you will love susie.>b-b-but i don’t really like susi-you WILL love susie.
>>489419193Pic?
Crack Theory>Verification not required.
Toby subversion: Susie's parents are loving and kind but Susie just thuinks they're lame.
>>489418481>but no she's just straight up evilShe did nothing wrong.
>>489419475Then she'd just be a worse Catti.
you can tell kris is a girl because theres no way toriel would let susie sleep over otherwise
Human Diaps Guy is here
>>489419369there are very few things that would make me love susie, and i'm not telling you them, toby. i'm going to wait and see if you guess.
Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow. I love Chara
>>489419369>
>>489419489Three days.
>You can tell Kris is a boy because there's no way they would share a room with Asriel otherwise>You can tell Kris is a girl because there's no way Susie would sleep over otherwiseWhich one is it????
>>489419609Holy fuck that Sans.These are not humans. Why is that one guys head so fucking big.
>>489419621very nice chra
>>489419703Kris is intersex
>>489419680That's all you'd been out for, Andrew. Three fucking days?
CRACK THEORY: Asriel murdered Dess and Asgore covered it up, Asriel going to college was his way of escaping
CRACK THEORY: Your crack theory is actually a Meth Theory
but thats just a theory, a crack theory
>>489419703Brother and Sister sleep in the same room all the time though...
>>489419749They did not even try to change the proportions to make sense. That's why Politics Bear still has paws and why Doggo's face is shaped like Manny from Diary of a Wimpy KidAlso Ice Wolf reminds me of bald Vegeta
>>489419680remind me what the referance here is because it has been a hot minute since i perused the huss's tomes>>489419475That would never happen because that wouldn't follow the young-adult novel PSA that bullies always come from broken homes and are never just pieces of shit all on their own. Toby only subverts things when it's about funny RPG stats or save files, silly.
>>489419703>You can tell Kris is a girl because there's no way Susie would sleep over otherwiseWho are you quoting?
Weed TheoryBrought to you by Ralsei
/utg/ brainrot caused me to automatically insert the word freak into susie's dialogue
>>489418986I doubt that Shadow Crystal Susie hates Kris/us for intruding into her world. More like it's a world where the player/Kris never helped Susie become a better person so she's still cold-hearted, either from no Dark World adventure or the Shadow Crystals in the Light World show a distorted mirror universe type thing where things are worse in general.
>>489420208heh...
Just wait until Susie learns that we're the reason they made friends with anyone to begin with.
>>489419376Too lazy you get a quote>Come on, that all you got!?>Kris, get up. . .!>>489420040That's fair. It's not like he's incapable of making that type of character either given Mettaton or(if people's guesses about the kind bayou family are right) Bratty.
>diaps guyyou fools
>>489419703>>489419606We have this conversation every month, people.
Toriel wants grandkids and is over joyed that her heh freak son suddenly brought a girl home
Look I'm no vorefag but this is something I've been curious about. A Darkner eats a Lightner, then that Dark World's fountain gets sealed. What happens to the Lightner?
>>489420213But the player/Kris hasn't really done much at all, have we/they? Supposedly we melted Susie's cold exterior, but like- she's still a dick. We see that at the end of chapter 2, we see that in the chapter 2+N previews, Ralsei even says it out loud. She still goes in axe-swinging as soon as Kris points their finger. Kris has just managed to be on her 'good side' now. And it's not like "not being a dick to certain people" was a totally alien concept to her BEFORE our forced funtimes in the Dark World because she's already hands-off regarding Noelle, both in the game itself AND in the question-raising Newest Girl Girl blog post.
>>489420841Depends. Did the Darkner manage to digest the Lightner?
ffuuukc i've been jorking it for 2 fucking hours oh my god
>>489420904For the sake of things let's assume that one Lightner did and one didn't
>>489420926We know, Toby.Now, how about making some progress on that game of yours, champ?
>>489420841>Look I'm no vorefag but
how can niggas jerk it for hoursi’m 10 minutes, maximum, usually about 5
>>489421178ai sex rp bots
>>489421058Then according to the holy texts, the undigested Lightner would be just fine and back at the real world.The digested one, however... would have been Voregraved™.
CRACK THEORY: kris is possesed by asriel dust
>>489421091I'm looking at this from a scientific angle, because it's really strange when you think about how Darkner's are actually real world objects. It would be like if you fucked Seam, when you return the real Seam would just be a plushie that you filled with cum
if a lightner eats a computer (IMAGINE BEING SO FAT) would they have only eaten queen or would they also have eaten all the virokuns, addisons, poppups etc in it
>>489421214how can niggas jerk to wordswait nevermind i just realized some niggas can actually get off to their imagination
>>489420341If Toby ever had a based bone in his body, Noelle and Susie could have their conflict being how they feel about (you). Noelle noticed 'Kris' was being weird because of her history with them and might hate (you) for playing god through them (she's played her fair share of jrpgs, when has a demiurge ever gone well?). Susie on the other hand might click that the closest friend she has (and the first one beyond Lancer) was (you), not Kris, and stand by your side if you were kind to her. This also lets Toby have fun with the two angles of our divine hand, one who sees (you) bare angel wings but to another a demon that must be banished.
>>489419349>for reasons that have yet to be revealedbecause kris was the only compatible place to stick the red soul once the vessel got nicked by whoever or whatever. assuming deltarune still uses- for some reason- undertale's rules where humies have colorful down-pointing hearts and monsters have white up-pointing hearts. WHY did we get stuck with the yellow munchkin? fuck if i know
>>489421353Seam is easy to do in the real world, but what happens if you fucked Roulx? When you return to the Light world, would it just be a Rules Card covered in cum? Or would it be a Rules Card that somehow has cum inside of it?
>>489421398Women prefer text-based porn
Diaps guys diaps entered the darkworld...
>>489421528* The Rules Card is covered in white stains.* The time for following the rules has come and gone.
jorkingzerkinggooningwaxing
>>489421540i'm not even a woman but i can unironically get off to text for 2 hours somehowmaybe it's the immersion that you don't get as well from drawings and videos you can't interact with
>>489421221Okay but what happens to the Lightner in the real world? If you got eaten by Queen, would your body be mangled inside of the School Computer? What about someone like Spamton? How the fuck would that work?
This moment will last forever.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WCIVoXy34o
What if I shove the rules card up my ugly ass
>>489421540oh yeah i forgot women can do that shit multiple times
>>489421706>This moment will last forever.AND LET ME STOP THIS MOMENT IN TIIIME
>>489421787Roulx would remember all of it and be traumatized, assuming that you let him out when re-entering the Dark World. If you didn't you're forced to hold him inside your ass and deal with his commentary
>>489421353filling seam with milk and drinking it out of him repeatedly so that he's constantly wet and makes a loud thud against walls and returning to the dark world to see how it affected him
>>489421923I guess you could say that's he's a real pain in the ass
>>489420887Noelle had just provided common courtesy for Noelle, Kris literally saved her life, on multiple occasions even. That's not to say that you're wrong, though I'd say the game doesn't make as grand an attempt to hide that Susie has not fully learned boundaries(her treatment of Ralsei is a major example; take the Valentine's Day card for instance) as you imply.
>>489421442That sounds really neat, and now I'm sad because I know it's more neat than what will actually happen.
>>489421813the thing is i didn't cum multiple times like women do i just fucking edged it for 2 hours while typing out my deranged roleplay fantasieswhat have i turned into
>>489418385Hussie is a better writer than Toby.
big fan of the "nothing exists or happens in the darkworld until we see it" theorylike its a reoccurring dream that builds upon itself
>>489422275that's not a theory it's literally told to you in-gamethe dark worlds don't exist until they're created, at which point they form with pre-existing histories and characters. like launching a video game.
What if we brought toys into the Dark World with us? Would our cum stained waifu body pillow come to life and love us? Would our Robert-Cop assist us?
Do Catti and Jockington have GMod sex or Model Train sex
>>489420887Susie is still pretty jerkish, sure. And she attacks as part of the team in worlds of hostile Darkners, but so do Ralsei and Noelle. Neither of whom had a character arc centered around learning to care more for people. Susie bothering to listen to us is more than simply us being on her good side, she doesn't react automatically with violence, shrug off the end of the world or think threatening to eat someone's face is something worth doing. Susie said it herself, she learned that you have to seriously consider using peaceful options because someone you care about might get hurt. Yes she has Noelle as the one she already was nice to but that didn't stop her from going on a rampage and threatening Kris, who remember is Noelle's friend.Also remember the battle with King. Susie gets first hand experience of what it's like to be on the recieving end of what she does, and it's that point, where after King prepares to kill Kris with the same words she spoke ("Quiet people piss me off") where her eyes, the symbol of the real person walled away under layers of cruelty and aloofness from others, are revealed.
Retcons are a canonical part of Deltarune's loreQueen was not a thing in the Card Kingdom's history until she showed up in Chapter 2Jevil was talking out his ass until he retroactively wasn't
>>489422403>that's not a theory it's literally told to you in-gameWhen?
>>489422568Wrong! Jevil was simply told regurgitated Fandom Wiki facts from Gaster
>>489422127*has not learned boundaries at allMean girls don't have boundaries, and if I- if Toby wants Susie to step on him forever then who am I to judge? After all, that's just what makes her so Susie-like. (laughs) I hope you buy the next Ralsei plush, "DELTARUNE Chapter 3 Ralsei with Cracked Glasses from when Ralsei accidentally fell down the stairs and Susie had nothing to do with it at all."
>>489422568>this applies to the light world too>Dess never existed>she was just retroactively planted into people's minds as Noelle's sister that disappeared
>>489422753Toby literally wrote a entire short story from Ralsei's perspective acknowledging that Susie still acts dickish and sent it to your email
If I fucked Queen, and returned to the Lightworld. Would Berldy and Noelle bare witness to a computer absolutely gushing and leaking cum?
>>489422586the fact that half of chapter 2's characters reference characters and relationships of chapter 1 but not a single one of those characters was even hinted at in chapter 1 itself (other than the knight... hmmm)>>489422971i have not received a single newsletter email and i'm signed up for truck freak on 3 different boxes
If a Lightner impregnated a Darkner would a new cloned object be created when they give birth.Can money become sentient Darkners.
>>489423032Jevil mentions Queen and Spamton knows whoever Mike is (and also Tenna based on the sweepstakes page) so HA! IN YOUR FACE!
>>489423108This is actually a really good question. It's also good to ask the inverse, what if Ralsei or Spamton impregnated a lightner? Would they birth out an object?
>>489423148curses! foiled by my bad memory! i'll be back to make more assumptions during the 7 year wait for a quirky pixel RPG TOMORROW!!
>>489423108In my opinion(and I am very biased for Spamfet reasons) the Dark World would have to be maintained for the entire pregnancy if the Darkner was the mother, and if the Lightner is the mother she would have to remain in the Dark World for that time(likely having outside Lightners bring her food and drink so she doesn't starve)
darkners and lightners are not the same species and cannot interbreed
>>489423010Given that Spamton is formed from printed out spam emails, and beating him up doesn't change anything about them... probably not.>>489421691Probably apparently dead like Berdly, but nothing else. Maybe you would feel unwell if you weren't dead.
>>489423108The money darkners would probably look like green versions of the Presidents on the bills and not sexy dollar babes you can impregnate
Darkners have no sex holes
>>489421691Mild acid burns all over your body and orifices. If fatal, then it just seems like your body rapidly decomposed for no reason.
>>489422971I don't remember this. You mean the Valentine's thing? The one where Ralsei doesn't get a chance to acknowledge anything because Susie takes over writing after eating the other cards (because ha ha, gotta get the funny Susie eating weird things joke in again! Toby doesn't have a fixation!) and finishes with SUSIE DA BEST?
how pipis is formed... how doe get gregenante
>>489423463Oh wait fuck you mean the one with the Ralsei Smonk joke. Goddammit I had scrubbed that from my brain entirely out of disgust.
>>489423463>finishes with SUSIE DA BESTafter she literally grabbed his hand and forced him to write it. >>489423663Yes, I was.
how would you even fuck queenlike usb ports are small as hell
>>489423740Warm plastic thighsex
>>489423456>If fatal, then it just seems like your body rapidly decomposed for no reason.THE CRIME IS LIFETHE SENTENCE IS DEATH
>>489423463>Toby doesn't have a fixation!Given Kris, Susie, Lancer, AND Bratty, fair point, but irrelevant.
>>489423578I guess it would be like your Computer Mouse exiting out of Task Manager?
>>489423827he might have a fixation but he plays to it the most with susie for surelancer is a wacky darkner and the dark world has wacky weird foods (and salsa) that are still food (or worms, which are technically edible), kris eats the moss but that is also edible technically (kris may have seen too many Bear-man Grills' Monster Survival episodes) and other than that it's just chocolate and pies and stuff, bratty was obviously just making a joke about eating pussy, susie is the only one looking at paper and thinking 'mm food'i'm telling you, that boy toby ain't right. he's got a kink for girls with pica
Burgerpants speaks to me on a personal level.
>>489424102>looking at paperKris has licked books on their own right, but again, fair.
yummy yummy today's the day!
>>489424359i'm gonna be honest i also forgot about the book-licking and that makes me think less 'eating weird stuff' and more 'genuinely worried that kris has a severe learning disability and should also be kept away from scratch-n-sniff stickers'
>>489424410
>>489424471also toby REALLY wanted to put in the joke about flavor text in one way or another. which i get because it is a good joke. be proud, dog man
>>489424298Toby literally based him on 4channers (specifically the spaghetti copypasta) so that was the intention
>>489424471Why would Kris has a learning disability just because they chew on things? Given Berdly's comment they're likely at least slightly above average.
>>489424298I don't think the mild disgust in that one piece of art is enough. I want to see Flowey have a screaming meltdown on this man for his "innocence" that sticks with him. It wouldn't fix him, or any of us, but the boy really deserves it.
thats a lot of discussion about two demos that released half a decade ago
>>489424594Damn you Toby Fox, I don't like being reminded I'm X years old and have already wasted my entire life. It was funny when Undertale came out but I HAVEN'T FIXED ANYTHING SINCE THEN>>489424597>Given Berdly's comment they're likely at least slightly above average.I mean, looking at the rest of the class makeup, the average intelligence in Hometown classes is... not quite MENSA level. Being third smartest in the class doesn't mean much when your class is nine people and also includes Susie, Jockington, and Temmie.
catti would probably be at least third smartest in class if not second (ancient skin-bound tomes of questionable majyyk and olde worlde language are not an easy read) except she's so fucking exhausted all the time from her job and her stupid family that she exists solely on caffeine and spite
>>489424834>average intelligence in Hometown classesfair, but that at least puts them in comparison to Noelle, who hasn't done anything to put herself anywhere other than that same average-slightly above range. Catti also seems about average, maybe varying verbally. Just the comparison to Susie alone shows that they're not even moderately Dull, let alone severely.
alphys was glad to pair up susie and kris for the school project because she knows whatever they turn in, she can pretty much automatically mark it an F and have more time to watch mew mew kissy cutie
what if undertale was a darkworld?
>>489425451>>489424834To be frank, this is probably a stupid conversation altogether, since it's altogether impossible to attribute logical feats to Kris given the circumstances. Their past prankster nature and current wittiness suggest a spark at least, too little to say a flame.
>>489425451>Noelle, who hasn't done anything to put herself anywhere other than that same average-slightly above rangeAren't we told that Noelle is technically the top student and Berdly only keeps his A's because Noelle specifically helps him study, along with riding on the reputation of winning one spelling bee as a kid because Noelle had PTSD?>>489425689>this is probably a stupid conversation altogetherGame lore discussion is never a stupid conversation.
>>489425616Starting to think it might be. A world where your choices matter, where people can be more like who they want to be, where wounds can be healed with spells etc. Maybe Kris is the poncho-wearing human who attacks the stubborn monsters and drives them underground to escape the Roaring Titans, reincarnating as Frisk to find Suzy and free everyone?
GOD I WANT TO FUCK MEW MEW! WHY IS THERE A LACK OF MEW MEW PORN?
>>489425993We know, Alphys
>>489425920hmmmm
Do you think Asriel is going to return from College with a dommy mommy Dragon Gf?
>>489426241Asriel is going to return from college with a full suitcase and an empty transcript and have to hide the fact from Toriel that he couldn't cut it and dropped out
>>489425616Damn, Susie is the protag and Undertale is a darkworld? Is this ancient overdiscussed theories night? Let's talk about the Third Entity while we're at it
>>489425823>top studentIt's already been established that that's not a hard feat given the circumstances, and it doesn't exactly take a rare IQ to get top marks in high school with consistent effort. Kris has never put any considerable effort into their grades that we know of and manages just fine.>TemmieAlready a difficult question since every action comes with "was that Temmie the dev or Temmie the character"—for that reason even the Temmie Armor feat on her record is dubious(also because that Temmie's age doesn't line up with Deltarune's class). Her intentionally mysterious nature(whether she actually could design anything impressive) means she could either just be actually retarded or in-between Alphys and Sans.>JockingtonNuff said.>BerdlyDon't know what to say about him, seems to have fine verbal IQ and absolutely horrible logic.>SusieI would say a Turner syndrome case, but she shows equal struggle with reading as she does math and logic. She's probably in Catty's domain, not technically helpless but stupid enough that society is an issue.
Asriel is going to return from college with a giant 1200 lbs tomato screaming how he solved world hunger and doesn't need to go to school anymore.
I want Asriel to return with absolutely no subversion, no shocking or quirky twist, no problematic new behavior or appearance. The guy who steps off the bus is the perfect goody two shoes Asriel everyone talks him up to be. He's majoring in something pre-law. He joyously hugs Kris. He's open-minded, if surprised, around Susie.I don't know what conflict or plot continuation can feasibly emerge from this, but it's what I want.
Asriel isn't going to return from College, he's going to die on the busride home so Toby doesn't need to model him
It's 1 am
Asriel is going to die, but will haunt Kris as the light world Ralsei counterpart.
>>489426861That Asriel is still an Asriel that has to notice Kris' seemingly uncomfortable to outright agonizing contradiction between their words and feelings, the death of a family friend with strange happenings around town that don't add up(could be Mayor C shenanigans, Darkness effects, or some world force that's yet to be seen), and subsequently re-evaluating his own feelings and grief for Dess and the friendship(or acquaintanceship, or whatever) they had.
guys what if deltarune is post genocide undertale
what if deltarune is............the big chungus
What if another man gets off the bus and Asriel introduces them as his husband: Doctor Gregory House-Dreemurr
>>489427504
>>489427568That's actually a point I was missing in my previous posts; on top of their low-effort coasting and wit Kris shows musical talent as well. Nothing by itself(shit, even Undyne can play a tune) but a fine complement.
>>489427170Dess and Azzy at least kissed
HyperDiaps
>>489427763>Dess and Azzy [HEADCANON]
guys what if undertale is a video game in deltarune? What if its asriels videogame fantasy?
>Asriel returns home from College>Kris actively tries to avoid him because the player is a goatfag and would most likely try and make them fuck
Bratty was Asriel's first kiss, explicitly stated in dialogue
Asriel will not be gay because he's the chad straight big brother
>>489427881That begs the question of why Asriel would depict himself in the manner that he did; traumatized, guilty, spiteful. That begs the question of how he knew Sans and Papyrus despite them having only moved into Hometown after he had already left, longer still after he had stopped developing his game.
>>489428035Obviously because Asriel was groomed by Gaster in his shed to kill Dess
kris is hypercompetent but also quirky but also quiet but also intelligent and with a wicked sense of humor but also the big chungus because kris is literally just toby
Why is the turd entity incapable of playing piano?
>You opened the door with your eyes closed. You saw nothing.The most kino line in Deltarune (so far). So much characterization in so little space.
>>489428154>hypercompetentNow you're just twisting our words. They're no Sans.
>>489428190Kris really didn't want to see a bunch of dragoness/incest porn
>>489427824>not god of diaperdeathOOOOONE JOOOOOBBBBBB
tumtum
>>489428035The theory has more holes than swiss cheese.
>>489428360I just think it's really touching that Kris refuses to breach their brother's privacy / potential inner thoughts, memes aside.
Is it possible for a Lightner to become schizo? If so, how? Demand beyond the impossible? Mental limit? Deep study of the Dark? Say Noelle. How would it happen to her? Perhaps it's happened to Dess?>>489428360>>489428502It was most likely both but leaning on the emotional. After all, Kris seems to like scalies too.
>>489428502It really shows kris loves hi--their brother.
Krautsie in my tumtummers
>>489428617Gaster tells Noelle that her sister is alive in a place between reality, then fucks off to do more bastard Gaster things.
>>489428714There was once a headcanon that some character could see into AUs, but did not have the sense to differentiate it from their own reality—Jevil, I think? Which path would this come from?
>>489428701KRAUT WAS NEVER IN YOUR STOMACH KRAUT IS TOO FAT TO BE VORED HE DID NOT GET VORED
Is the dess + asriel ship pure headcanon. Or is there real evidence supporting it?
>>489428916Headcanon
>>489428916Given Asriel's canon tastes and interests he's more likely to have lusted for Bratty all things considered.
>>489429001>liked bratty for being reptilian>liked catty for being purple
>>489428934>>489429001damn so its just headcanon. Well that sucks
>>489429035>Liked them both for how they could unhinge their jaws
>>489429119>Asriel returns home from College>Immediately forces himself down Susie's throatCanon
>>489429207>this is how he dies in the Deltarune timeline
>>489429207>Kris now has to deal with the fact that everytime he fondles Susie's breasts >He is also fondling his brother>Asriel has cucked him in a way unimaginable
stop being stinky
>>489429668No
queenie AND tasquey in my tumtumtum
>>489429798I WILL CLAW MY WAY DOWN YOUR THROAT AND RELEASE MY TWO WAIFUS!
>>489429668Uh oh stinky
I'm actually impressed with how well Fridge-anon captured his character.This guy thinks he has the authority to shit on Alphys(well, everyone kind of does, they live in a King Mettaton timeline), the Dreemurrs, Undyne, everyone...yet he's dressing like this, and the jacket is something from an edgy boyband that he mainly wears because his aunt hates to admit she likes, thinking that just because he has that sword and a ghost anime girl by his side he knows everything and can punch his way through all the world's problems, no matter who tries to tell him he can't handle it.To be fair, if you had Catty as a mom you'd be hard-pressed not to feel like a genius.
good night jockingtonbros
Fave farting under the blanket then pinning you underneath
Fuck your Krismas, fuck your Krusie! The real ship is Kratti!
>>489430582>>489430582>>489430582
>>489430479krappi
lasty last
>>489439247nuh uh
