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Please let this be a normal thread!
Boohoo...
>>489495835terminally retarded person would suck a woman's cock.
What if Fave lost their TF2 inventory and wanted to know the fastest way to get back up to speed
It's gross outside. I want cuddles.
>>489496453Undertale/Deltarune?
>>489496613Tell them that the only way was to suckle my pickle
>>489496613By buying weapons in third party marketplaces for cents, the monnster co store is the most expensive way to buy weapons in the underground, alleyways have better deals anyways
>>489496861>After 5 minutes of suckling, they think to themselves that perhaps just getting to the center will hasten the process >Without further warning>*CHOMP!*
>>489496613Fave should check out backpack.tf or maybe try this: https://stntrading.eu/In my time I used scrap.tf but I think it might be kinda defunct now? I briefly played a couple months ago and tried it and it was missing a ton of normal items. Before I found a job out of college I actually liquidated my TF2 items of value on marketplace.tf so I could make my credit card payments lol
Wait, that was mint last thread trying to self insert as cunnyelle? Yikes, that's my comfort character being forced to kiss a nazi...
>>489497395No, shut up retard
Speaking of which, if FOBby really got image banned then I guess that means he was actually serious about not being mintyshitty
Who is Mint?
>>489497650shizo shota asriel fatfag
>>489497526unfortunately for you, he has a point.my dude just drew some goo-goo-ga-ga version of me (oc) tongue-punching his oc.
>>489497650https://mintosoft.net/
>>489495680>literal berdshitting spamming treadFUCK OFF BERDFAG FUCK OFF BERDFAGKILL YOURSELF 100,000 TIMESI AM GOING TO GO EAT A CHICKEN NUGGET FUCK YOU
>>489497781>IP grabbing link
Bissnesslady
>>489497825this is literally the most inoffensive OP ever
Power went off again.... How come the north can have 40 inches of snow and their power stays on but the south's goes down from a little bit of rain?
Why can't you fucks keep the meta discussion in the dying thread
>>489498058>third world nation power grid
>>489497526YES! IT WAS BABYELLE KISSING CHUDLEY THE KRAUTER
>>489498058When it doubt, always blame your local government
Is there a single Lightner who'd support Trump except maybe Pizzapants
>>489498195Clarice Holiday would.
why the fuck are people calling the noeyyyyyyfag mint, they're different shitposters
>>489498058I live next to a hydroelectric dam that only has a few miles of relatively fresh infrastructure to travel to me.
There's going to be a confrontation between the deltateens and Mayor Holiday and somebody's gonna blurt "why do you pretend to be a superhero when you couldn't even save Dess?"
>>489498296>lying
>>489495382>I fucked up the capitalizationOh noes...
>>489498474From what?
>>489498007my science...
>>489498541oh, I see, it's a bit
>>489498604Drugs
>>489495680I think that the dark worlds are the representations of everything the monsters disliked and was forcibly split by someone into a reality with a light world and dark world, with the light world containing incomplete versions of the monsters and their problems manifesting as darkness in the dark world.>King and Queen are parallels to toriel and Asgore>Spamton has the eyes of Bratty and Catty while selling garbage in an alley>Jevil has sans's slippersTruth in darkness and all that. 7 chapters. We'll seal away seven fountains. Seven times one soul is used. Maybe enough to break the barrier?
can i have link to utg discord pls :3
>>489495680Alvin is trying to revive Gerson by throwing objects related to him into the dark world.
Humans lost a race war and were mostly genocided but a minority population remains, which regretful monsterkind has tried to integrate into monster society. In chapter 3 you will be able to find Toriel's checks from the government for her human adoptee
>>489495981With the fags? NO WAY!!1!!
day 8,412 of dealing with the oppression of gamers...
i'll catch ya later guys.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Deltarune/comments/1eneiyo/hello_i_am_tobias_foxworth_this_will_happen_in/Which of you did this
>>489499238We will rise up brother... the high scores at the arcade shall be ours
>489499397 (you)(You) did
>>489499238Fuck you and stop posting birdshit!
>>489498809Or maybe sealing seven fountains away is what's necessary to keep the reality from snapping back into what happened in Undertale? The act of sealing something has to happen with the power of seven souls or one soul seven times?
>>489499397>make your own post on reddit>then crosslink your post here to shillclever!
>>489499238Fuck my butt and keep posting berdshit!
THE POWER WENT OFF AGAIN!! THIS IS A JOKE THEY JUST FLIPPING IT BACK ON AND OFF MAN
>>489500229keep your computer shut off as permanent damages can be inflicted on your equipment from unplanned shutdowns.wait until the power grid stabilizes.
>>489500359Don't worry i use a gaming laptop
>noellefag uses a gaming laptop
>>489500359Or get a UPS
>>489498058I lose power more often then we probably should but I also live in a rural wooded area with a shit load of trees.I drove by a massive dead tree log that's just suspended in the air by bowing power lines.Some guy just put a cone out on the road in front of it. I don't know when the town is going to address it.
>there are desktop weenies in this general
>noelleCHAD uses a GAMING laptop
>>489500570>>489500865I do too
>>489500865You are defending a guy who gets neetbucks
noelle we need to get fasternoelle hit the gas it's time to proceedwatch what happens when I do this sick drift
I use a desktop with a battery so it can last for hours if the power goes out. I am better than all of you.
>>489500845>He doesn't project his posts telepathically through a mind to web interface.
/utg/ final boss
>>489500570>>489501042cope
>>489501269I like to imagine she just had that chalk up her butthole and is now sniffing it
>>489501042That's okay. I'm worse. Not only am I a neet who still lives with my parents but I actively refuse to sign up for neetbux even though my dad has reccomended that I do so multiple times.
Is the Noellefag Brazilian? He gives off Brazilian vibes.
>>489501269struck a nerve
I love fish
>>489501597Why have you not?
>>489501604He feels like Initialfag died and reincarnated as another thread personality
>>489501597Why are you not trying to get a check?
>>489501678you say you love fish but would you creampie her caviar?would you turn her into your roe-hoe?
>>489501678me too. :)
>>489501604Nah i'm from the deep south of the good ol US of A
>>489501785>>489501860the based 4channers told me that it's cringe therefore I won't. i'd probably lose any motivation to look for a job that I might have left.
Hi again ugt :D
>>489502225Why is Noelle so many objects
>>489502225why are you letting me control your life
>>489502428hard to say.
>>489501191La-Lancer-sama my lord and kingI-I beg of your excellencyP-Please imgregant my wife's hag eggs with your superior salsa
What does it mean
>>489502225It'd be so cringe if you don't give me all of your credit and debit card details right now
Would you love fave if they were on welfareNothing's wrong with them, they just don't feel like working
>>489502225You're a very foolish for letting 4channers dictate what you should be doing.Have you considered going on neetbux then doing independent work?
Fuck off awakeshitsI'm going to sleep
What if you saw fave in the mirror behind you and turned around and see that they were not there?
>>489501882Lovingly and with shared desire to start a family together?Absolutely>>489501939I appreciate all the fish, but there's only one in my heart
>>489502739It means Noelle likes to swoosh her blonde hair.
>>489502739https://youtu.be/-4SnIJJCH8w?si=IAauHZobgTSXTIBA
>>489502869haha nice try>>489502967good point, maybe I will do that.
>>489502739Noelle is dumb, ugly and unfunny.
>>489502089>I live in the same region as Noellefag Always nice to meet a fellow Southerner
>>489502374I want to hug this fatass Mo.But besides that. Hi anon. How are you?
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>489503209is it just a coincidence that noelle plus kris' colors looks like a MAP-flag?
>>489503514I am having an alright night, also yeah I agree
>>489503659>cut to Toby sweating
>>489503659>pattern recognitionGET OUUUUTTTTTTTTT!
>>489503782>plugs phone into armpit to start charging
>>489503908WhatIs she a robot
>>489503659It doesn't use black or red
>>489503703>>489503817monkey see, monkey do.>kriselle (child abuse tricolor)>suselle (faggotry, child abuse but different flavor)>krusie (literally fucking nothing)
>>489503908Have you guys seen the Thinknoodles clip where he first learned what lesbians were through one of Alphys's status updates where she has dinner with a catgirl figurine?
>>489504082no that's just a funny image
>>489498727and people think we don't have a sharty infestation
>>489504171did you just browse e621 for goat yaoi, masturbate to it, and then make an edgy edit of it?
>>489504460this was posted here and i hated it enough.
>>489504551I thought you liked straight sex
posting Susie with increased fervor
>>489503196
>>489504662
>>489504460also im pretty sure Ralsei is a minor so uhhh huge yikes
>>489504612yeah?
>>489504341>boogeymanning
leaked chapter 3 secret boss theme https://voca.ro/1mXLrRXnmQEC
>>489504341to be fair there's only been one 'jak in this thread so far.Well, better make that two... HEH
>>489504912jakspamming is only like the end stage of their trolling routinemost of it is trolling/falseflagging shit
>>489504795very telly.
>>489505108mindbroken
>>489469116This I find harder to imagine—was she the lab's treasurer or something? I doubt she would have anything to do with science.>>489496676The only people that will remember her are those too stupid to understand the magnitude of her crimes.
>>489505251it's literally on their wiki
Noelle watches this everydayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzN-nqXJTS8
>>489504115>transfag vs AIpoop PFPTruly a perfect representation of modern twitter
>>489505108noted.
>>489505330>sees one jak probably from someone browsing the catalogue>goes insane
>>489505459why are you so defensive about this
>>489505172Chewing on an anthro's ear is the best thing in the fucking world
>>489503659>Noelle, go get the cupcake.
>>489505745why are you so offensive about this
>>489502374>>489503514I want to fuck both these characters
>>489505971sorry, didn't mean to insult your site
>>489506071>non sequiturgenuinely mindbroken
the gote gift
>>489502428Does exploding hurt for bomb Noelle or is it like when you fantasize about there being a "hidden feeling" like a bullet in the head but in a non-painful massaging way that can be used when you have that one itch that feels like it's underneath your skull but only results in dull tingling on your surface skin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ-zZdbqORk>>489506285wuh
>>489506219Surprise! It's a kiddo!
>>489505108wait, if that's the case, shouldn't they have already given up by now? we've already recieved a lot of jakspamming, and it seems like it slowed down to a stop recently.>>489505459>probably from someone browsing the catalogueYou're probably right, it's not in timmy's usual posting style at all. Granted it's not impossible that it's timmy but I think he's pretty much given up at this point.
the gift is simply gote
I really hate the "Woody darkner" theory and hope it won't ever happen. Wasn't one chapter of toys coming to life enough? Do we really need to force everything Tobert ever made into a meme?
>>489506410I'm going to assume that's a feeling that only I've experienced, then.
Wojaks: The Modern-Day Cognitohazard
>>489506472check the jak’s filename it’s not timmyalso didn’t timmy say he’s on vacation? he’ll probably be back soon
>>489506496Robert's entire life will be nothing but content until he delivers his product
>>489506473If I got a goat in a box I would cherish him forever.
>>489506876Robert's entire life will be nothing but slacking off until Producer-sama whips him awake.
LTS update when?
>>489507091(laughs unknowingly)
>>489507091Two more Fortnites
>>489507091Not in time to get the game this year
>>489506570I'm partial to the wojak guy (feelsguy as I used to know him) but Jesus Christ is he overused now...
>>489507404He's become a symbol of division.He used to be a symbol of relatability.Everyone knows that feel...Everyone shares that feel......but now he's just used as a symbol to mock others.He's become the a twisted perversion of what he used to be.
>>489506570>>489507404You're both retarded. Wojaks are fine. It's onionjaks that are the problem. Spammed and poisoned the whole well.
timmy destroys the thread without even posting
If Toby posted in /utg/ would he be a threadshitter?
>>489508084>he doesn’t know
>>489508084He's already here
>>489508084He'd be a yurifag
>>489508084Toby is Kraut and Kingfag is Temmie. The bickering they do is some sick roleplay they like to do from time to time.
Why is the development of Toby's game with no game mechanics being held up by a brand new engine feature added 8 years into development
>>489507848The mental scars last forever
>>489508084yesOn an alternate note, I know it's kinda pathetic, but I fantasized of my own Earthbound depression getting a general and me threadshitting on it (even if I don't threadshit here).
>>489507680well put.>>489507752they started getting used for degenerate "my opinion vs your opinion" memes a little while before soijaks became a thing. small brain wojaks for example.
>>489507848we're just having a discussion. there's hardly any vitriol going around.
>>489508618an off-topic discussion
Toby splitting the game into multiple exes is proof he is retarded
NEW DR GAMEPLAY GOGOGOGOGOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP5jIX87-lA
>>489508672You posting this is genuine proof you know nothing about development and I would not have sex with you.
>>489508672Hacky code is quirky.
>>489508672trvst the plQn…
>>489508747Frank West is going to be in Chapter 6.
>>489508747Is this a game your Fave would play?
>>489508672I wonder if he did it so that chapter 0 can suddenly install and then delete itself.
I find it funny how the chapter 3 and 4 bosses are going to have to battle for relevancy in the fanbase when they drop
>>489509194The secret bosses I mean, the Jevil and Spamton NEO equivalents
>>489508863I can't think of any other PC game of Deltarune's scope that had to be split into separate programsOr of any scope for that matter
You can datamine 7 games (chapter) and find the epic dataminer secrets
>>489509115>chapter 0 is fragmented and split across the rest of the game(world) just like gasterkino
>>489509394In order to play the secret final 8th chapter you need to have all Deltarune versions installed
>>489509394
Deltarune probably has every fight hardcoded instead of a combat engine that just loads in enemies and events
Deltarune is the Dark Souls 2 of indie RPGs
>>489508863Tobert knows nothing about development for making 7 versions of the gameplay framework.
>>489509372Spamton and Jevil NOT SECRET BOSSES. I don't CARE what Liquid Spamton from the Spamton sweepstakes calls them they AREN'T SECRET AT ALL, I will refer to them ONLY as optional bosses, challenge bosses, bonus bosses, shadow crystal bosses, or something similar. Any insinuation that they are "secret" is WRONG.
>>489510204Optional bosses work better yeah
What if Asriel, Papyrus, Dess & Gaster never show up? How would you feel?
>>489509923Those were originally released as separate games and were then put into one executable for the trilogy, not at all equivalent to Toby making 7+ separate executables for one game for no apparent reason
>>489510039>hardcoded instead of a combat engineIt's made in Gamemaker.
Toby fighting his seven evil exes
>>489510283scammedi want my 10 dollars back
>>489508672We don't say the r word here buddy.
>>489510450THE SEVEN SINISTER SPINSTERS
>>489510283Cry
>>489510283>PapyrusWon't care.>DessShe'll be important somehow, even if she's super dead.>Asriel>GasterIrreconcilable with the narrative hitherto.
>>489510364shhhhhh... that doesn't fit the toby hater narrative.
ITS STILL NOT OUT YET WAAAAAAAAAAI WANT CHAPTERIES RIGHT NIW
>>489511039go into a coma
>>489511039Just wait a little more please understand
>>489511097stay in your coma.
>>489511039HmmmBest I can do is a new vtuber song (laugh)
>>489511097>cut to anon going into cryo-hypersleep to preserve themselves until the release of deltarune
Give me your best Toby Fox gossip
>>489511270>going into cryosleep on Y2K to buy Deltarune directly after Earthbound.
>>489510364Do you think Game Maker has no way to create an object that handles the combat systems, battle logic and UI display
>>489509923I hope Weird Route has some spooky shit on par with some of Faith Chapter 3’s stuff
>>489511441He makes video games way slower than he has any right too.
>>489506570There's an actual SCP article with this basically as its premise
>>489511457Earthbound came out 94/95 tho
>>489511605Link?
>>489510283>PapyrusIs the Knight. He sees himself as a hero of the dark world and won't be fully aware of the consequences of his actions until the roaring begins. He WILL appear in Deltarune.>DessIs the Knight. She went missing in the Dark World and now she has become the master of it. She will appear in Deltarune.>AsrielIs the Knight. He's opening dark worlds and pretending to be a darkner (Ralsei). He told Kris how to open dark fountains during the scenes where the camera focuses on Susie. He is already in Deltarune.>GasterIs the Knight, obviously, I mean cmon. Of course he'll appear in Deltarune.
>>489509115Not out of the question, Undertale has code that shows he tried to do that for the part where Chara destroys the world.
Deltarune was cancelled after the SCP foundation came in to secure all the dark worlds that were created and classfied Hometown as SCP-8213142114-LMNOP.
>>489511740Or... I was the knight the entire time...
>>489511441Hate to say it, but I think I ran out of new and interesting Tobert gossipBest I got is that he was a powertripper mod during his starmen.net days and that he used to post stuff that tw*tter freaks would cancel him over on IRC (apparently the "get dunked on" Sans joke is a reference to the private starmen.net IRC channel that I'm pretty sure doesn't even exist anymore).
>>489511441The root cause of his wrist issues is not playing the piano, its the excessive gooning. Imagine having a virtually endless supply of fanmade porn of the characters your made
>>489511914Good. SHUT up.
>>489511441He's actually straight not gay
>>489511967
>>489511740what about the mayor
>>489511791Honestly, that would have been better than the Chara stuff we got. Getting a soul deal from Chucky.exe with a hypocritical guilt trip and a pacifist jumpscare with no other changes and no loss in freedoms never felt like it fit the metanarrative.
>>489511649https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3625
>>489512257The mayor is the Knight. She plans on having full political power over both the light world and the dark world. Vote Mayor Holiday for President 2024.
>>489511914proof or gtfo
What if fave's stomach ruptured?
>>489512754Anon asked for gossip, I'm pretty sure I saw that shit on some random forums/imageboards.Gossip requires no proof.
>>489512490Mayor holiday 2024. Im with her.
>>489513010if your information has no proof then it deserves no respect.
>>489512939Fave got attacked by Sandman.
Wich deltateen do you think has the most functional family?
>>489513134Gossip deserves no respect regardless of proof. It's the worst of the worst in terms of human activities. Like eating from a trash can.
>>489513134I don't think you uh, "get" the concept of Gossip. Leave this to the professionals.
>>489513584The subversive answer would be Susie, since we haven't met any of her family yet.I could see Toby doing that as a joke.
I heard Toby had a.4 and a half inch penis and can only go about a minute before he's out of breath.
>>489511441He stole the name Undertale from a vaporware game called The Underside
>>489511740>Mad Mew MewShe is the Knight. She creates fountains to make anime characters real.>CharaHe is the Knight. He wants to grant the Titans freedom.>CharaShe is the Knight. She moved onto the Deltarune world and wants to destroy it next.>AlvinHe is the Knight. He worships the Angel as a god and wants to bring the angel's heaven.>VesselIt is the Knight. It wants to discard the world like it discarded it.>Inverted NoelleShe is the Knight. She is a version of Noelle from the evil universe and she wants to conquer this universe.>6 humansThey are the Knight. They want to take revenge on Asgore for killing them and turning them into flowers.>GersonHe is the Knight. He was revived in the dark world as a darkner through his dust and he wants to create an army of the dead.>AsgoreHe is the Knight. He is using his gardening dagger to create dark worlds.>FloweyHe is the Knight. Injected determination gave him the ability to create fountains.
>>489476740>>489476784>>489476963>>489513528KILL YOURSELFIT'S NOT CANON, LEAVE ME AND MY HUSBAND ALONE AND STOP TRYING TO FRAME ME FOR MURDER
>>489511914It's so funny how badly people here want Toby to be "secretly based" and redpilled when he clearly was just your average "edgy humor" guy in the 2000s and he explicitly expressed regret over it before
there goes the thread
And I'm out.Have a good rest of your thread, everyone.
>>489510204This is one of the most pointlessly autistic arguments I've heard from this place in a while.
>>489514081I'll come back to cry about chapters not being out tomorrow instead
>>489514060You can't say the based part outloud nowadays.
>>489511441There has formed a group of game devs that have been wronged by Tobert.
>>489514254You guys act like is a crime to be racist sexist, transphobic its hilarious. Just look at any given Youtube comment section or modern Elon-Twatter and you'll find hundreds of thousands of your ilk. But yeah you're so oppressed and not allowed to be a based /pol/ keklord anymore, boohoo.
>>489513914why did you type chara twice?
>>489513631Exactly.>>489513639>gossipmongering>"professionals"
>>489512449
>>489513953If it's not canon and never will be canon, why do you feel the need to correct people every time?
>>489507091I'll laugh if it's not out by the time we hit September.
>>489505791Does nobody agree?!?
>>489514742Because they keep posting it to harass me and try to accuse me of being a cannibal
>>489514060bro made mew mew, undyne=alphys, susie-noelle.bro is not red pilled at all
>>489514969And you protesting isn't going to make them stop.
>>489511441when lolishit becomes more scrutinized toby will get in trouble because the vtuber he watches and makes music is very openly into shota
>>489513806It dried off after consecutive fucking with temmie, the real reason for the stupidly long delay inbetween chapters is that toby was cock injured in bed for 3 months and everything else is a coverup
"Wake me up when September ends" is about the LTS update
...what is it?
>>489514432>is a crimeYeah basically
>>489514969Cannibalism is the act of eating someone the same species as you. You're not a Spade Darkner, you're a human. It's not cannibalism.
>>489515050Omocat openly loves shota and is fine. If you're a female pedo nobody really gives a shit.
Toriel must be probably washing sand off her ass after a long beach day right about now
Toriel fookin washin 'er minge
>>489515390People do give a shit but because they like Omori they're willing to "separate the art from the artist" even though they think that's not valid for stuff they are fans of.
>>489515364You don't even get banned for saying slurs on Xitter anymore my guy, you're not going to jail.
>>489515370Darkners are people, it would still be cannibalism.
>>489515540In minecraft tho
>>489515814Cannibalism: Noun1. The act or practice of eating human flesh by mankind. Hence; Murderous cruelty; barbarity.2. The act of eating another of one's own species. Not cannibalism.
>>489514449Picrel.
>>489515983They are people. They speak and act like humans do. It is cannibalism.
>>489515248a human has fallen from the surface world!
>>489516159So it would be cannibalism if I ate an advanced artificial intelligence robot that can speak and act like a human? But I like eating metal!
>>489516159You would know cannibal.
Sometimes I’m in awe at how much Kingfag comes across like she’s cognitively stuck at a 1st-grade level of comprehension.
It can become easy to forget just how powerful Undertale's writing is until you watch someone play it blind on YouTube
>>489516314I'M NOT A CANNIBAL
>>489516159Unfortunately since humans are the only creature capable of higher cognitive functions there's no proper term for cannibalism between different species. Like if aliens arrived on earth we'd have to sit down and redefine the term, but for now it's just a scifi concept.
>>489516445Exactly. Because you don't eat humans, you (allegedly) eat various Darkners. And cannibalism is eating a member of your own species. Darkners are not humans. They're intelligent, but not human.
>>489516336Personally I think she's trolling or getting off on it. Nobody would be that stupid enough to still act this was after Catwich and DEFINITELY not after Kraut.
>>489516541NO I DON'TI DON'T EAT DARKNERS, STOP SLANDERING ME>>489516574NO I'M NOTI HATE THIS
>>489516445No, you're not. Nobody actually thinks that, they're just trying to get a rise out of you. There's no point in arguing with them. Getting you to respond to them is their end goal. Just stop posting.
>>489516574Talking about that, where does that wizard cat with a fat ass that people keep posting come from?
>>489516574She's mentally ill, and the guys doing it are getting off on it, which is why they keep asking for nudes and saying lecherous shit to her.
>>489516346I avoid listening to Hopes and Dreams too much because it still makes me want to tear up to be honest.
>>489516621I said allegedly.
>>489516621Okay if you're trolling or getting off, answer me then. Why do you STILL hate catwich and why did you send cutting nudes pictures to Kraut? You literally gave him results he wanted.
>>489516346Honorable of you to try and talk about the game while this shit show is happening
Even if Darkners are as intelligent as humans, Kingfag isn't.
>>489516694Memory's melody makes me feel sad, even if doing it on the waterfalls piano, his theme is the one song that exists wich gets me to cry no matter what
Does……kingfag think she’s a darkner??????
>>489516346we shit on toby and this thread has become a mental asylum but ultimately this is all why we're here, because we love undertale
>>489516164sounds like someone's human.
>>489516694It has the same effect on me too, even after all these years. Toby stumbled across some kind of psychological voodoo when writing that song.
>>489516864I'm NOT trolling or getting off, I told you I hate thisI wouldn't be cutting myself if I enjoyed thisI hate Catwitch because her posters still directly insult me sometimes, and I sent the photo because he didn't believe me>>489516973No
Hopes and Dreams >>>>> Finale >>>>> Megalovania
Kingfag do you hate everything
>>489516830Ready for a night of monster energy drinking and child roblox grooming
ASGORE is Bergentruckung his way all the way to BK with the new Boss Monster Whopper
I hate Toby because Undertale hurts my soul.
>>489517758She truckung on my bergen
>>489517291Didn't your therapist tell you to stop coming here? And didn't you say you'd stop? Why are you still coming here to lurk?
>>489517291>I wouldn't be cutting myself if I enjoyed thisIf you didn't enjoy it then you wouldn't be doing it. The trolls have no power over you, they don't have any sort of dirt on you that forces you to interact with them or anything. You can just stop interacting with them and they'll get bored and leave. Better yet, you don't even need to check the thread. There's nothing for you here anyhow. Just stop posting, and you win. It's simple....Which is why, at this point, everyone is getting the idea that you enjoy this shit. If that is the case, then you're just another threadshitter. Stop posting anyways.
>>489518123I HAVE to protect Spade King from them though, that's why I do it. I don't enjoy being abused, I just need to defend my husband from people who want to kill him and blame me for it.
I'm genuinely glad I got to live in a point of history where I got to play Undertale.
kingy
>I HAVE to protect Spade King
>>489518279You cannot protect him. He's not real.
>>489518279Your husband doesn't need protection. He's a fictional character. Fictional characters cannot be harmed by mean words.
I really wish I had something better to do than just sit here and post all day today
>I HAVE to protect Spade King-I have to imagine that Kingfag was just chewing on crayons and colored paper in a pre-Deltarune world.
>>489518445But they CAN be harmed by evil spiteful art/edits, like the one Ppbitch keeps reposting
>>489518472>>>/out/
>>489518291I'm not necessarily saying there should be a "Toby hire this man" remake of UT, but man. Imagine
>>489518316he's busy rn
>>489518627KILL YOURSELF
>finish reading the scp page that was posted earlier in the thread>return to see what the thread is discussing>the spade king lolcow and her orbiters are back
Stop trying to protect Kingfag and stop trying to convince her to stop. She will not listen. People have been trying for years, but she's too far gone. Your words are going to waste when you tell her to stop coming here.
>>489518531>actual chris chan logici thought that shit was just a bad comparison
Stop talking about them, just report and hide
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTCakUZlXK4
>>489518531How so? Explain your reasoning.
tumtum
>>489518986He is a fictional character.The spiteful images are also fictional.There is no new canon content to counteract it and put my brain at ease, so the only "content" I'm getting of him now is the unofficial evil horrible crap of him being killed by the fursona-impostor, instead of his actual story, and it's driving me crazy and I want to fucking die
Why can't you guys be the good kind of autistic, like the ones that are good at math and computers Why are you always the bad kind
>>489519238I like to think of myself as a moderate autistic who can do art stuff well but I also feel like I genuinely need caffeine as a psuedo-medication to focus
What's your favorite Deltarune enemy? Mine is Rabbick
You'd think she's baiting but currently i have a friend going trough the same mindbroken mental gymnastics spadeking has right now, and is just as worrying, only difference is i actually care for him
>>489519226Okay but by posting here and replying to the trolls you're encouraging those things to be posted. If you wanted people to post them less, you'd leave and ignore them.
>>489519501Bloxr and popups are my favourites, also the ones you can find at the queen's castle sequence
>>489519526See >>489518803People have said what you're saying countless times. Stop trying to convince her to stop.
BY GOOD SPAGHETTI I'VE DID IT! I'VE OUT LIVED YOU BROTHER! I AM THE LAST SKELETON STANDINGGGGGGG!!! *Frisk runs over Papyrus with an ambulance*
What if fave one the lottery?
Burgerpits
>>489519526That didn't stop them from posting it last night...
>>489520003Burguerplaps
nicepants best fanship
Female Burgerpants be like: Burgerpanties
>>489520067But it did slow down. And a lot of times people post that crap to test if you're there. If you left eventually people would get bored of posting it with no response.
>>489520141truth
>>489519831Emesis Underground…
>>489519903I would kill them in a second
>>489520237Why can't they just test with ship images instead, at least I don't cut myself over that
>>489520249Me with my wife
>>489520352Because their goal is to piss you off as much as possible.
>doesn't filter posts meant to bait her>responds angrily to bait every single time>incapable of leavingAnd you wonder why people bait you?
>>489520352I don't really know what to say other than don't do that
She can vote btw
>>489514081Amazing you can pinpoint the moment it went to shit
>>489520680https://vocaroo.com/1mUm9XD2YUrI
Toby canonizing nicepants was the first example of him altering the game to pander to fansI used to like the nicecream guy until Toby turned him into a sex pest
i have no idea whats happening here anymore but this is much preferable to r/deltarune
>>489520810Did we play the same game or is this just ramblings of a madman
>>489520891the first post release update to undertale added additional lines for burgerpants which canonized nicepants
I can fix her.
>>489519226>so the only "content" I'm getting of him now is the unofficial evil horrible crapThen stop looking at it. If it helps, remind yourself that it has no bearing on the actual story or your interpretation of the story. It's not canon, it's not your headcanon, it's irrelevant, just utter nonsense. Simply ignore it. King would probably get mailed doodles of himself getting tortured and/or having sex with Roulxs every single day and he'd hate it, but he could put up with it, and so can you. If you need to distract yourself with something, write a fanfiction about what you think King is doing at this moment in the story. Is he trying to escape? having a conversation with Rouxls through the bars? reminiscing about the good old days when he shared the kingdom with three other kings and Jevil hadn't gone crazy yet? Or maybe you could write some slice of life stuff about what your life being married to King would be like, or something, iunno i don't write fanfics. You could easily spend your time being the backbone of the online Spade King enthusiasts community instead of just responding to trolls.
can't wait for toby to describe how the dark fountains grew and eventually swallowed the entire world, including castle town and a certain blue prisoner held there.
Will we ever have a normal thread again
>>489521374Chapter 3 and 4 release
>>489521462The second Queen shows up in any of the new chapters Kingfag is gonna chimp out, you know that right
>>489521167>You could easily spend your time being the backbone of the online Spade King enthusiasts community instead of just responding to trolls.That's what I was, before all of this.I love the idea of writing a selfship fanfic but I'm not much of a fanfic writer (I prefer drawing), plus my motivation was killed by the harassment I keep getting from the trolls. It's hard for me to enjoy making content of my selfship again, I haven't drawn Kingerine (or much other art in general) at all in months.
Kingfag says King is unvoreable, but Queen's giant robot could easily swallow him whole. Sorry, I know the truth hurts.
>>489520395between cream guy and burg which one is the wife and which one is the husband?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GUPXjc_aIAAFKzk?format=jpgStinky butt cutie :3c
>>489521656They switch every other day.
I feel like if /utg/ just vanished and never returns, Kingfag’s fragile mind would genuinely just crumble forever.
>>489521586>That's what I was, before all of this.Then go back???
>>489521570No?I was upset in Chapter 2 because the reveal that she and King were exes wasn't until alllll the way at the end, so I spent a majority of the chapter horrified that I was going to be cucked.But now I don't have to worry about that anymore? So I'm not gonna freak out when she shows up again. I'm actually looking forward to seeing if that teaser with Rouxls as the lamp in her room leads anywhere with their dynamic.>>489521890If /utg/ vanished forever my mind would heal, actually.
>>489521959You will get cucked when they eventually get back together in the happy ending.
>>489522006With rouxls as the third wheel
>>489521890correction: if Kingfag’s shitty mom actually took down the internet, then she’d break down for real
>>489521959>I spent a majority of the chapter horrified that I was going to be cucked.Give me a fucking break. You sound like a man, right now.
>>489522006>>489522078THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN>>489521931Anon did you skip over the part about how my motivation was killedI don't know how to revive it, that's easier said than done
jannies when
>>489522134It will happen. Deltarune will have a happy ending where all problems are solved and everyone is happy. This includes Lancer's parents getting back together and raising him like a proper family.
>>489522205Up my ass.
Noelle’s gonna eat Kingy like a snack on Snowgrave Route
>>489522236That's not a happy ending, that's a bad ending. King and Queen divorced for a reason, forcing two incompatible people back together is bad.Lancer can be happy without his parents being forced back together. He already seems happy with how things are.
>>489522347They went to go play PS4 games.
>I spent a majority of the chapter horrified that I was going to be cuckedkrusiefagesque
>>489520680Kingfag for the love of god PLEASE FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTION RIGHT NOW AND BLOCK 4CHAN.ORGhttps://www.wikihow.com/Block-a-Website-on-Your-Computerhttps://www.wikihow.com/Block-a-Website-on-Your-Computerhttps://www.wikihow.com/Block-a-Website-on-Your-Computer
>>489522401Kek.
>>489521959>If /utg/ vanished forever my mind would heal, actually./utg/ has virtually zero effect on the rest of the internet. You can easily simulate that scenario by simply making a decision to not visit /utg/ anymore. Someone here will probably bring you up randomly every once and a while, but that will be entirely out of sight and out of mind for you.
>>489522390King and Queen divorced because the dark fountain twisted King's mind and made him evil. With the dark fountain gone, he will become nicer and will realize how it corrupted him. This will lead him to want to reconcile with Queen and they will eventually remarry and all will be good in the world.
>>489519501Easily PoppupSplendidland should do all the Darkner designs
>>489522572The thought of it still happening behind my back still stresses me out a lot...>>489522607No. They divorced before the events of the game, so they were already exes before the Dark Fountain was made. They WON'T remarry
Great thread.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjl7xtoFp0U
>>489522134Then stop intentionally going to threads where you know you'll find things that make you feel bad, and you're mood will probably gradually improve???
>>489522691Which would be preferable, it happening behind your back (slowing down and stopping over time) or it happening in front of you forever?
>>489522691They WILL remarry because King will become a good guy again once he realizes how wrong his evil ways are.
In times like this I'm glad I have parents that actually loved me growing up
>The thought of it still happening behind my back still stresses me out a lotThis is why I say /utg/ vanishing would break herShe’s so paranoid that she would just instantly assume that there must be a /utg/-lite that’s sprang up somewhere else, and she would spend ages trawling around until she finds it
i genuinely cannot remember the word for when a bad guy in media turns good. it's on the tip of my tongue.
>>489522897NO because their divorce has nothing to do with King being "evil" or not!!!They just aren't compatible, that happens sometimes!!! Toriel and Asgore still divorced in Deltarune despite DR Asgore not killing kids like UT Asgore did, for example>>489523063"Redemption"
>>489523063redeemed?
>rouxls kaard shows up again mid-chapter 5>hes speaking in yet another accent>it’s WingdingsHow would you react
>>489523063Heel-face turn
>>489523120>>489523147yeah it's those two thanks
>>489523014
What if Fave got trapped in the infinite IKEA?
>>489518857I kinda hate that a song with this title actually sounds nice. I'd add to my playlists but I don't want to hear the phrase "kill yoruself" sung to me at random points throughout the day. Is there an instrumental version?
>>489522882The anon who suggested I might have OCD may be onto something because I have this strong urge to check to make sure it's NOT happening...
>>489523014>she would just instantly assume that there must be a /utg/-lite that’s sprang up somewhere else...and yet there's already probably several discord servers out there that act as splinters of /utg/,
Isn't it much better when we ship-bait Kingfag instead of vorebait? I'm going to continue the ship-baiting, and I fully believe what I'm saying, that King and Queen will get back together. Because they will.
>>489523495Thank you for understanding it's the lesser of two evilsAnd NO they will NOT! QUEEN IS GETTING WITH ROUXLS 100%
>>489523489>several discord servers full of kingvore posting
>>489523395That's why you NEED TO FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTION LINKED IN >>489522470Nothing anyone in this thread says can hurt or affect you or Spade King in any way.Viewing it just makes you feel like shit, and it gives the trolls what they want because they KNOW they can make you feel like shit any time they wantPlease, for your own health, block this site
>>489523710Rouxls is also getting with King. It'll be a three-way.
Is this place still salvageable or no
I cant decide is Rouxls is actually hot or if its just the hair and eyelashes playing a mind trick
>>489523787NO HE WON'TKING IS NOT ATTRACTED TO HIM (and Rouxls is not attracted to King either!)
>>489523941Still a convenient cocksleeve
>>489523495the different kinds of bait don't change the shape of her tummy
>>489523905no, go away
>>489517291I was always in it for fatass cat. You didn't matter and still dont to me, but you made it a symbol against you when you reacted badly to losing. You literally made it bad for me AND you. Because you didn't know the basic rule of NOT showing anger online.
>>489523905most puntable gote of the year
>>489523941I don't know, pal. Rouxls is STILL Spade King's side piece. Friends with benefits, right?
>>489523905I just take a nap whenever the thread goes to shit.
>>489523395Then strengthen the logical part of your brain until it's stronger than your OCD. Even if it's happening, it can't harm you if you aren't looking at it. The best strategy either way is not to check for it. (Especially since it's guaranteed to start happening if you do post here with your tripcode.)I have depression, and at some point I worried that I might start getting suicidal impulses, so as a precaution I constructed a logical argument against suicide. Now, even if I ever feel so bad that I want to die, I'm guaranteed not to actually do it myself.
>>489524076I DIDN'T LOSE THOUGHSHUT UP, THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT
>>489524132Yes you did lose. You were late, and you lost the popular vote.
>>489524132DID YOU NOT READ WHAT I JUST SAID TO YOUR DUMBASS?! Stop showing anger. I want to coom to cats.
Ok I'm just kinda bored of posting random alphys images now so I guess I'm gonna stop
I still don't understand the cat witch losing thing. When did it happen?
>>489524097Bad thread makes gote veeerry sleepyhe is getting sleepy right now
>>489524093NO THEY AREN'T>>489524246I DIDN'T LOSE, I SHOULD'VE JUST BEEN DISQUALIFIED FOR BEING LATE INSTEAD OF BEING PUT INTO A STUPID POLL WITHOUT MY CONSENT>>489524124What's the logical argument you came up with?
You know who else says that they didn't lose when they clearly did? Donald J. Trump.
Hello /utg/ and welcome back for soda review numbah 75!Today, we have Mtn Dew Kickstart: Orange Citrus.It has a foggy appearance with a yellowish orange color.It has a sweet aroma that resembles orange drink.It has a dry sweet taste along with a faint bitterness, which had been described to be similar to 'tang'. It has a faint orange aftertaste.It contains 92 mgs of caffeine, which is 23% of the 400 mg threshold stated by the FDA.Overall, pretty good. The orange flavor blends well with the bitter energy drink taste. It, like most of the Mtn Dew Kickstart drinks, are on the weaker side. For reference, 1 cup (or 8 oz) of this drink contains 42 mgs of caffeine while most brands of coffee contain around 90 mgs of caffeine per cup. It's not bad just because it's weak, if anything it makes it more versatile.8/10. Nice.See you again tomorrow at 7 PM EST for the next review!>PostscriptAs of recent, I've been struggling with a creative project of mine.One guy. A comic with a story about the length of an interstate highway. A general lack of resources (and or skill) to balance quality and efficiency. You've seen and heard that song and dance, probably.This has honestly been a very big problem, where I would try and make something too complicated for me to handle on my own, waste time dwelling on it, and eventually give up and start something else that's too complicated.It's been rough, but hey, at least this review is easy enough for me to handle.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS MAKE IT STOP
>>489524295kingfag LOST an art competition because she’s lazy. that’s it.
>kingfag posting all this when her belly looks as big as a skyscraper
>>489524462NO I DIDN'T>>489524470MY STOMACH IS NOT BIG IT'S TINYFUCK OFF
>>489524356>disqualifiedSo you wanted to LOSE automatically RATHER than getting a chance to win through poll? You literally were late and you could have been flatout denied but the guy gave you a chance to win.
>>489524356They love each other. The "Lesser Dad" thing is clear symbolism on Toby's part for their relationship. (I think Lesser makes Rouxls the wife in the relationship)
>>489524132You're losing right now. If you post, you lose. If you leave the thread, fight your impulses, and never return, you WIN. We've been over this. Just stop posting and you win. The trolls will be furious. At least one of them will kill themselves, about 4 will sulk off to other generals to search for fresh lolcows, and the remaining 2 or 3 will reform into better people. This would be a positive for everyone involved.
>>489524514Is the concept of "losing" some kind of trigger for you?
>>489524514Okay Donald Trump, just calm down
someone post porn please
>>489524557DISQUALIFICATION ISN'T LOSING, IT'S NOT BEING ENTERED IN THE FIRST PLACE.>>489524625I'M NOT LOSING REGARDLESS OF POSTING OR NOT, THIS ISN'T A GAME>>489524640Yes...>>489524598NO THEY DON'TTHE LESSER DAD THING IS LANCER REVERSE-ADOPTING ROUXLS
>>489524719only futa tasque survives sorry to inform you of this
>>489524453finally a good post.
>>489524719You do it. I just got unbanned,
>>489524719No.
>>489524462That sounds funny. I wish I was here for that.>>489524753Lancer referring to his step dad as a dad is cute. Rouxls is Lancer's step dad by the way. Via marriage to King, not Queen. Because King and Rouxls love each other and depend on each other.
>>489524753WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TELL ANYONE HERE THINGS THAT TRIGGER YOU, NOW THEY'RE JUST GOING TO ADD IT TO THEIR SPAMMING REPERTOIREBLOCK THIS SITE FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>489524295About a year ago? An anon made a Bounty of 40 dollars to redesign cat witch to be more /utg/ relate to stop "unrelated" fights. 2 people took it up. Dumpsterfire and kingfag. Dumpsterfire entered first with 2 pieces and a story. King joined late with just 1 piece. Bountyanon wanted to be nice and left it to a poll. King lost speed and popularity vote. She is still upset apparently.
i talked to tangy today on dicksword. she said to celebrate 8/8 she's going to do a kingy prey review and do a weigh-in afterwards
>>489524950HE'S NOT LANCER'S STEPDAD THROUGH KING, ROUXLS MARRIES QUEEN
>>489524753Gameify it anyways. Every time you finish a day without visiting the thread, you score a point. If you visit the thread, log your score, but the game's over and now you have to start over from zero. Try to get a high score.
>>489524753
>>489186898This post turned out to be startlingly prescient
>>489525091
>>489525102Even if Rouxls marries Queen, he's still cheating on her with King. Or maybe it's an open relationship, who knows? I won't judge.Also weird elf ears in that pic.
>>489525302kek
>>489525326
link to the thread where kingfag LOST?
>>489525091NO I'M NOTFUCK YOU>>489525090I DIDN'T LOSE, STOP TROLLING ME>>489525221OK THEN I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED, I SHOULD'VE JUST BEEN NOT ALLOWED TO ENTER.>>489525316HE'S NOT CHEATING ON HERKING IS EXCLUSIVELY IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME AND ROUXLS IS EXCLUSIVELY IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH QUEEN
>>489525326would
>>489525235They say I wanted to bait her out. I just like fatasses. She's just weird like this.
>>489525435>>>/out/
>>489525316>roulx is trying to move king>his foot is on kings foot and not the groundis he stupid?
Has anyone introduced Kingfag to AI chatbots yet? She can make the perfect Spade King bot just for herself and never have to deal with reality again.
>>489525460Uh huh. Sure anon.
>>489525436Exclusivity is such an outdated concept. The Card Kingdom and all the Dark Worlds practice free love. They all love each other in a big relationship.>>489525578Yes.
>kingfag hates fat and vore>is supposedly wife with fat man with vore mouth on his bellyCurious. Telling even.
>>489525221>specifically giving the definition for boxing???
kingfag feederism relationship with kraut (she is trying to make him as fat as king)
>>489525316if Rouxls is hiding floppy elf ears under his hair then I want to rub them and check if they're ticklish.fuck off Spade King, Rouxls is MINE.
>>489525640Glad we agree about MY likes.
ahuhuhuhu~
Fatten the flower.
This is cancer
>>489525828flow and kiddo
>>489525839dess nuts
This is pisces
>>489525674THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOME [COMMIE BULLSHIT] TO ME!
>>489525828lol of course you'd be in on this
>>489525674No, King is monogamous.>>489525690I hate weight gain, but King is just canonically fat already so it's fineAnd he doesn't even threaten people with his extra mouth, it's just storage for his chain weapon and an extra pair of lips for me to kiss... Also I'd still be in love with King if he didn't have the belly mouth, it's not a factor of my attraction to him.
>>489525839Dess rape fic
>>489525738she's hitting herself so i gotta choose what fits the most
Women will literally run over their child in their 2005 Honda Civic and be like: I can't help being a Gemini
>>489525690>she doesn't fully utilize the bellymawwhat a shame.
>>489526147Between this King shit and this shitty rape meme I swear you fuckers need to be locked up, rapists and child predators in the making
>>489526196NYEH HEH HEH I REMEMBER WHEN ASGORE'S CLONE SAID THIS!!!
An unusual interpretation this one.
