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>Main information document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Group password
erg

Previous: >>490102839
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I beat the game
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good evening erg, what's new?
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>>490170289
>spirit ash summoners will defend this
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>>490170289
POV my headcanon btfoing fromsoft shitty lore by making it better
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>>490170305
It's BBQ night

Open up, here come the airplanes
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Honeyed rays of gold...
Deliver my spirit...
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>>490170058
It's still a decent area but the more I play the game the more I start thinking of it as one of those Skyrim hamlets masquerading as a city.
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I'm at belurat settlement and already bored to death of these one trick pony enemies with spazzy moveset and giant damage
Also what's up with the item descriptions, were they written by ESL indians or what?
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In serious need of a Miquella/Leda shota mommy doujinshi rn
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Messmer is.....
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>>490170556
I like the hornsent warriors. I genuinely wish there were more of them in the DLC, I think there's a grand total of, like, 12. I don't know how to fight the ascetics, though.
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>>490170289
I keep laughing so much at this
Thank you
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>>490170496
based
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>>490170648
genderswapped Malenia
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>>490170496
jej
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>>490170543
He wanted to go to the Land of Shadow and meet the Crucible
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Morgitt implies that he'll send assassin's after you but they never show up. Cut content?
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>>490170782
Messmer > Malenia
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rare lightning slash hit
I wish it hand a crumb of super armour..
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>>490170908
this is what the assassins will do to you instead of killing you
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>>490170908
Supposedly the Nights Cav is what he's referring to and supposedly they might've been a chaser type enemy but From fucks that up every single time so they're just random ass dudes.
Supposedly.
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Elden Ring 2 needs full frontal nudity and customizable genitals if it wants to remain relevant after the success of Baldur's Gate 3
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Bloodfiends are the worst enemy in a fromsoft game. Not because they're hard - they're really easy, even the cave gank with like 10 of them is easily manageable. But because they're ugly, boring, generic fantasy. They feel like dragon age enemies. They have no dignity. They tell you absolutely nothing about their actually interesting backstory with their visual design or use of stupid brute weapons. They're reskinned omens with literally none of the things that make omens such great designed enemies (visually, they're annoying to fight)
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>>490170924
Malenia > Messmer
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>>490171113
I've been saying, they need to cut down om the combat and focus more on the fashion elements and choosing Armors and layering
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>>490171246
I'm still not like even sure like what they are
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They're in love and it's cute.
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>>490170554
>decent area
Leyndell is easily one of the lowest points of the game for me. The capital is a really barebones, even compared to other Elden Ring legacy dungeons. It's just a city. That's it. Same enemies you fought outside and in the other zones and dungeons. A couple rooftop sections with nothing in them, drainage channels with nothing in them. There's a wide main street where you fight another erdtree avatar. You've basically seen all there is to see when you first walk out to the ramparts at the very beginning. What the fuck even is this place?

And no I don't consider the sewers part of Leyndell, especially because the sewers are actually good.
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>>490171246
I thought they were like demihumans at first
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>>490171271
They are moving in the right direction by making armors fixed and unable to be upgraded. I honestly wouldn't mind if defensive stats were completely separated from armor, but that wouldn't work for PvP purposes. They definitely need to go further and add pubic hair and associated customization thoughever.
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>>490171246
they are fun to kill
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>>490171246
they look ratty
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>>490171421
>like
Retard
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>>490171349
They look like bats
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Why does this game's FPS shit itself every time there is any kind of waterfall on screen? What the fuck are those nips putting in that water? I literally have lower FPS looking at the small waterfall in Belurat than in the middle of the city in Cyberpunk 2077 with 10x more shit going on.
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why do fools at the academy sneer at the demihuman staff?
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>>490171246
I disagree. I really like their disgusting, degenerate rat-face. Invoking the "dignity" thing that Miyazaki specifically said about undead dragons in DS1 doesn't apply to them, because they're completely undignified, barbaric subhumans.
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>>490171421
Are they not demihumans? I assumed the same because they drop string and normally only demihumans carry string (for lore reasons)
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>>490171349
Mutated hornsent who's ancestor gods were secretly replaced by the formless mother, and decided to turn into these guys to escape their pain and get vengeance. Yes, this has absolutely nothing to do with their design, where they may as well be ogres
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>>490171563
They're racist
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>>490170006
I watched an elden ring "speedrun" so you guys paid money to ride a horse for hours and one shot bosses the game genuinely seems awful and anti fun unless you really like riding a horse and exploring which I can understand you do realize the game is pretty ugly it's just grey and green with some purple and red filters in some places damn I wanted to play it but I wasn't imagining things that first time I pirated it and played for a day it's actually fucking dogshit
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>>490171740
Minecraft speed runs aren't the experience you get playing minceaft, why do you assume that elden ring speed runs are how you play elden ring
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I still haven't seen Placidusax once.
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>>490171740
For gods sake learn how to use periods.
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>>490171403
It's really weird that Stormveil got all the attention instead of Leyndell. Miyazaki must've realized open world was a mistake about halfway through development.
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From's next game shouldn't have dungeons or RPG elements, they're artifacts by this point.
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>>490171485
what did i do
>>490171634
i dont know
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I still think Limgrave is the best area.
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This webm is lore friendly. In their original bodies they had a similar height difference.
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I like how Sellen is still nice to me despite being a low int mongoloid.
They should have had her call the player a good boy.
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>>490172349
I'm sending 10 white vans to molest you lil nigga.
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>>490172582
Limgrave is still the best area and Stormveil is still the best Legacy Dungeon and Godrick's cutscenes are still the most kino.
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How many chinks will I rot pot at level 20 stormveil today
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Are thorn sorcerers welcome at the Academy of Raya Lucaria?
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>>490172606
Did Miquella ever fall asleep in Radahn's hands?
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>>490172894
Wow, you are me.
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>>490172947
I bet that head is fire.
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>>490172983
Very possible. It's also likely malenia gave him piggy back rides through the haligtree
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Leda is very aesthetic, isn't she?
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>>490171950
nothing of value was lost, ignore Bayle, too.
I ignored furnace golems in the DLC and I'm not interested in any more dragon fight
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Why does everyone simp over Ranni when Sellen is way hotter
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>>490170687
They are possibly the worst enemy in From's entire catalogue, dude
>infinite poise, unstoppable animations
>giant healthbar and damage
>spazzy moveset that mixes cheap rollcatches and delayed strikes
Compare them to the twin odachi samurai in Sekiro which is a similar concept but much better in execution
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>>490173950
Because they don't understand the power of an attractive voice. The helmet stays ON.
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>>490171950
The actual fight isn't bad. The runback is terribly tedious though, I have no idea why there wasn't a stake closer. He gets annoying in the later stages of the fight with too much teleportation but a lot of his attacks in that phase are very visually impressive. His running away isn't nearly as bad as the Elden Beast at least. I think it's a 7/10 fight at least in spite of all that.
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>>490171925
I mean, for most people Elden Ring's gameplay is just "ride horse go to place of interest."
I did a "kill everything no Torrent run" once and while it was fun I couldn't imagine myself doing that every time.
Comparing that to Minecraft doesn't really fit since it's a sandbox game first and any other thing like beating the Ender Dragon is just optional.
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>>490173950
You marry ranni
Sellen turns into a ball

Only reason. If malenia or sellen were marryable no one would pick marika or ranni.
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>>490173886
Yes she is
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How does one get moderately skilled at Elden Ring when one has terrible reaction time and poor spatial awareness? Just keep on playing it until it finally clicks?
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I want Sellen to lay me tummy down over her lap, grip me by the throat with one hand, and ruthlessly milk my prostate with the other.
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how much vigor on my 125 hardcore pvp mage build?
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>>490171740
i drew you a cute portrait

you can use it as a steam avatar or something if you like
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>>490174283
Conversely if Ranni was a dude his ending would be the least picked out of all of them
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LOATHSOME ISSUE OF THE ROTTEN STRUMPET
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>>490171093
>chasers
>There's a troon npc in the dlc who wants to be a mom
>chaser
Does miyazaki know?
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>>490173950
Tsunderes have been a popular archetype since the fucking 80s, why do you ask retarded mongoloid questions on the internet?
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>>490174776
60
>>490174713
why would you want that, but yeah just keep playing
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>>490174813
Of course. If dung eater were a girl her ending would be the most picked one.
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>>490174002
They're based, stay filtered

I'm glad there are finally some half-challenging enemies in this stupid game
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Kinda weird you cant suggest Leda to go after Ansbach considering hes the one who dislikes Miquella the most among the NPC's, tarnished personal bias?
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>>490174283
this
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Sellen extracts the essence from the primordial serpent
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>>490174713
Yeah
t. so clumsy and poorly coordinated that I can't even ride a bike but I can beat Malenia RL1 straight sword only, no damage
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>>490174283
Sellen doesn't *have* to turn into a ball... You could spend the rest of your lives together, building a home in her dirty little crypt if you wanted...
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>>490175032
fake webm, clearly using cheat engine at 49 seconds
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bitches really be reposting the same webm over and over again
that's poopa's role don't copy it
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>>490174813
Many would still do the quest if the sexes were reversed. Simply because tall sword furry wold lady and rapist magic woman being puppeted by another rapist magic woman(selivus and pidia) would be some of the most popular waifus in elden ring. I do wonder though, if the roles were reversed would people actually like the loli x oversized tomboy yuri of femiquella x femdahn?
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>>490174713
>How does one get moderately skilled at Elden Ring when one has terrible reaction time and poor spatial awareness? Just keep on playing it until it finally clicks?
Basically. Do note that ER is more memorization based than reaction based. Most of the enemies will fuck you up if you re-actively dodge or attack. Also, because of this, most bosses will always require hefty learning. The skills you learn in one boss are not necessarily transferable to another. In older games, it wasn't uncommon to start beating lategame bosses in three or less goes as the knowledge was more cumulative (git gud at one boss and you'll be pretty gud at all of them). This was especially true in Sekiro, for instance, where the final boss should literally take you no time if you've mastered reading and reacting to the Ashina fighting style a good half of all the enemies used.

This is all assuming you don't make an absolutely busted build or strat that allows you to basically ignore the boss's moveset of course.
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>>490174713
>Just keep on playing it until it finally clicks?
Literally every videogame with any kind of hand-eye coordination aspect btw
So yes
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>>490175264
you made me think of radahn putting miquella inside his pussy, thanks
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>>490175264
I only understood like a third of this and am glad i didnt understand the rest
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bitches really be making the same bitchmade complaints instead of learning how to play the game
that's /v/'s role don't copy it
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is furious blade of ansbach just reskinned frayed blade wa
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>>490175741
Yeah, well...

>>490175939
It's a reskinned move from armored core actually
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>>490176084
lazy ass company
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>>490175939
yes
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>>490174713
tl;dr you want to
>give every boss in the game one to three "honest" attempts
>give up and summon mimic tear
>learn nothing
>find a bubble on the internet that will reinforce all of your specific preconceptions so you can rest well knowing that it's the game's fault
In all seriousness, just keep playing the game and experiment with all of the options it gives you. If you REALLY want to learn at an accelerated pace, you could record yourself fighting a boss and then look at the recording. You'll definitely notice how you play much more easily.

There are very few enemies and bosses in Elden Ring who require good reaction time, by design. Almost everything is telegraphed, even if it doesn't look like it is initially.
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WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU FUCKING /V/TARD FAGGOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>490176228
man I hadn't seen this image in ages, actually, what the fuck
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>>490175024
I am doing it for Messmer, and so I can create further ludokino tragic excellence through popping Dragon Transformation when fighting him in the end of phase 1 and the beginning of phase 2

>>490175341
Thank you!

>>490175454
Hand-eye coordination is not really my problem, but moving in a 3-D space is. For example, I was only able to beat the Beastman of Farum Azula in Limgrave through the door to its arena glitching and preventing me from moving at all
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>>490174713
Rely heavily on a shield. If you know you can't roll with the best, then just block everything with a big slab of metal.
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how much vigor for a level 78 invader that uses soreseal?
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>>490174713
Seconding what >>490176891 said. Just equip defensive talismans and block. You can survive a LOT of shit in Elden Ring with relative ease, and it lets you see the bosses' and enemies' full attack chains because they'll always finish them as long as you're in range.
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>Wanna do a FTH run with DEX for lightning shenanigans
>Both Death Knight weapons scale off STR
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>>490176949
60
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>>490177074
The bolt of gransaxx calls to another...
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>>490176949
>level 78
>soreseal
If you're using soreseal, 35+5 or bust. 60-90 is the range where you need to pay the 50-60 VIG tax because of how downscaling works. Or, more accurately, doesn't work. I'd drop the soreseal and just level to 50-60 VIG.
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wow, cannon of Rabbath is sloooooow
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Is the breakpoint for getting shit from Leyndell before it gets covered in ash going into the Azula or is it killing Maliketh?
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>>490177497
maliketh
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>no teeth
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>>490177234
so you drop 15 stats for 60 vigor?
you drop 5 end, 5 str and 5 dex so you have 60 vig instead of 35-40?

Free stats are worth so much at low level, are you sure the downscaling you mention can only be countered by heavy health?
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>>490177635
>low level
>80
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>be wearing full tree sentinel
>reasonably tanky
>take off dragoncrest talisman
>time to kill on me drops by a shitton
wow, this talisman really is a crutch
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>>490177635
Even with 50-60 VIG, password phantoms can regularly 2-shot you with relatively basic attacks in the 60-90 range. I don't know why this is, but it fucking sucks and I hate it. If you don't believe me, just try invading with 40 VIG and see how it goes, respecs are free enough.
It's also the range where password summons are most common because very few people do organic co-op while leveling or specifically organically co-op at that range.
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>>490177894
It's not a crutch, FromSoft just decided to distribute damage negation across like 5 different options instead of it just being
>put on Havel's
>win the entire game instantly
I'm glad it's as good as it is
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>>490177206
40 DEX 46 FTH? This looks like a mess man
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Hello /erg/!
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Very much liking this here Freyja girl, boys
Top feetpussies, nice thighs, nice pussy, good girl
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>>490178160
hello anon is that the artbook
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>>490178187
She may have a butterface, but I still would
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>>490178160
Guns are kind of gay.
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>>490178287
Yes, it is
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>>490178160
mad gay for trying to flex your guns anywhere but /k/
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>>490178160
why'd you get the expert
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>>490178376
is it...good...? heard the quality was bad
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>>490178187
FULLY MODELED
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PRAISE THE ERDTREE!
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>>490178392
The Expert is very nice to shoot and came with the match trigger kit
>>490178434
Bit shit for an official art book, Vaati's grifter book is leagues better. However, I only got the collector edition for the statue.
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>>490178160
Based.
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>>490178291
what do you mean...?
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>>490178657
what the fuck where's the rot miyaHACKi
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excuse me anons, I would like to know where all the int/arc sorceries are

because there's a million fth/arc spells and I feel like sorcery got shafted
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>>490178521
HDR or just the game looking like shit?
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>>490178698
lol and lmao
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>>490178698
ocular bubble and great ocular bubble.
The big bubbles are good enough for anybody
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>>490178698
This is a FTH game
Every build would be better with 15 or 25 FTH
I'm not even joking.
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>>490177894
>>490178130
It has a lot of diminishing returns in the DLC I feel.
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>>490178152
You can always put the blinkbolt aow on an infusable weapon. I understand that the death knight axes are aesthetic as fuck, but you don't have to abandon the whole concept.
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>>490178742
What's wrong with it?
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>>490179102
No matter where you use it, it's still a reduction in incoming damage by 20% which is huge when DLC bosses are hitting you for 800 fucking damage even with skibbidis maxed.
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Is Erdtree's Favor 2 actually worth it? I feel like the bonuses are so low its kind of waste of a slot
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>>490178698
ARC/INT is the most dire build in the game. Your options are basically
>small bubbles
Unironically good against large bosses, think of it like a shotgun where the bullets gently float to a stop 5 feet in front of you. Deals respectable poise damage.
>big bubble
Good if you can get it off, but situational.
>glintstone nail / nails
Very underrated spells. Good tracking, good damage, and both variants can be charged. They don't have an ARC requirement, but they're boosted by the ARC/INT staff.
>pure INT spells, but cast with either ARC/INT staff

You could also invest in 24 FAI (or put the +10 FAI tear in your physick) for the thorn sorceries.
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Bloody Helice vs Obsidian Lamina

Helice
>higher AR
>thrust damage, benefits from counter damage
>better ash of war
>better moveset, running r2 is unbeatable
Lamina
>its fun!
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>>490179296
Way I've come to look at Erdtree Favor is that it's basically an Arsenal type talisman for when I don't need higher levels of Arsenal bonuses.
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Just watched Gael fight from DS3. How come he pauses for 5 years between attacks, and he his combos are only like 3-4 hits max?
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>>490179620
you see
after DS3
From made Sekiro
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>>490177962
what about level 40-50? should you still put all your points into vig at that range too? the. you'll have no points for anything else and your poise is ruined
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What is Arc even supposed to be. Wisdom?
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>>490179790
Your willingness to fall for cult behavior
aka retardation
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>>490179919
but that's faith
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>>490179790
you know how there's people who are mixed race unnecessarily like mexicans?
arcane is that stat, it's mixed and has the second lowest requirements in the game barely beating dex at 53 to 48 but there's almost nothing that only requires arcane it always combos with something else which is why its mixed.
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>>490179790
esoteric knowledge
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>>490179765
No. At that range you can get away with 30-40 VIG, and you get 20 free levels thanks to soreseal so it's easier to throw points around.
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Did they screw up Radahn's character? Where is his pride as a warrior? Why does he let a twink interfere with his honorable combat? I dont think this aligns with his character at all.
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>>490179969
The world of Elden Ring is so directly and blatantly affected by deities and god like entities that not believing in them would actually be the most retarded thing anybody could do in the setting.
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>>490180085
okay but if you go from 50 to 80 then you have to put 25 of those 30 points into vigor?
that gives you 5 points to customize your build while you also lose 15 stats
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>>490180252
Yes. Blame FromSoft for the fucking retarded downscaling formula, it's gay as hell.
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>>490179790
Schizophrenic traits
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>>490180197
okay but what is faith
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>radahn needed a fight to have his spirit back
>for some reason, leda and her allies fight you
??? they don't trust miquella? why not backstab us when we are fighting? i doubt the tarnished would win a 7v3
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>>490179102
>>490177894
>>490179280
Ok, so with skibidi level 12, I go from 64.361 to 71.489 physical negation when I equip the great shield talisman. Pretty respectable, but not game changing.

Outside of the shadowlands, I go from 34.068 to 47.254, which is pretty game changing.

I don't know why the gains are so much smaller in the DLC (nearly half of what you'd get in the basegame), but it makes the talisman far less necessary. A 7% negation increase is decent, but there are much better talismans out there. A 13-15% negation increase, on the other hand, is major.
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>>490180717
>I don't know why the gains are so much smaller in the DLC
because of the skibidis
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>>490180181
Micky Q: Marry me
Radahn: No way fag
Micky Q: kill him so I don't need his consent
Malenia: Aight

Then he gets revived at the land of shadow under Miquella's mind control. He has no pride , or anything left. He's basically an empty shell, just like this DLC.
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>>490180717
It's multiplicative scaling. The number looks smaller but the actual effect is the same, you take 20% less damage.
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Most of the bosses and enemies in the DLC feel like they come from one of those shitty souls clones like Mortal Shell or whatever
Dancing Lion in particular is pure slop
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>>490180717
Negation boosts are all multiplicative, not additive. This is why getting to 100% negation is almost impossible.
The increase itself is irrelevant, though, what matters is how much your incoming damage is being reduced. If you take 1700 damage without the Talisman, for example, you'll take 1360 with it, which IS a huge reduction.
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>>490180408
They didn't want you to interrupt their honeymoon
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where the fuck are this artist uncensored works
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>>490180328
would it still be necessary to level vig to 60 by SL 75 if you were not dealing with downscaled phantoms because vigor is so important?
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Scattree fragments are Ubisoft collectables as per modern open world design, except they actually do something. That's why they exist.
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>>490181142
>Dancing Lion in particular is pure slop
This is gonna sound kind of crazy but hear me out. Dancing Lion looks like DS2 slop.
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>>490181341
Yeah pretty much. Horrible hitboxes, bad camera, no visual clarity.
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>>490181142
Dancing Lion is only bad because the camera is terrible. I don't care if it's possible to git gud at the camera by unlocking and locking it and positioning yourself in a certain way, it's a very unintuitive way to play and requires you to uncomfortably claw grip your controller. If the camera were better (say setting the FOV higher with CE or mods) and there was a little less visual clutter, it's actually a pretty good fight.
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>>490181229
Cute chicken.
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I don't know whats up with dancing lion, but he took me more tries to beat than it took me to kill Malenia at RL1
Legit one of the hardest bosses I've ever seen in a game
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>>490181341
dancing lion is like 10 times faster than anything in DS2
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I like how wing stance looks with a shield (especially a greatshield).

>>490181973
Were you getting skibidis or stacking defensive buffs?
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>>490181973
It's harder to read his moves because he wriggles around like a worm. Also because you have to tard wrangle the camera.
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>>490182061
There he is… the knight of Fort Haight…
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>>490182061
>I like how wing stance looks with a shield.
Too bad there's no blocking frames, but I guess that'd be OP.
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>>490181037
Truly a fate worse than death
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>>490182061
I get unreasonably upset when I see a type A without a big beard.
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>>490181973
I had to lower my game cycle from NG+7 to NG+ with cheat engine because otherwise it was an impossible battle. Even with my best weapon I barely tickled his health bar and he could two shot me.
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Blood magic is probably the coolest shit FromSoft has ever added. The blood dynast weapons are also awesome. I love arcane!!
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This DLC has made me realize that I don't really enjoy videogames anymore and perhaps I've never actually enjoyed them
Huge waste of time really
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>ANOTHER dream about miquella raping me
I can't take it I'm going to try to stay up for as long as possible to escape sleeping
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>>490181341
He really does have that ds2 slop feel, half his attacks dont even look like attacks and just hit you out of nowhere
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>>490170006
I noticed a number of DLC build videos I've seen have started including RL200 builds. Is there much activity up there?
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if you kill millicent at the end of her quest does she turn into a giant flower like malenia does?
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>>490182761
do you have any other hobbies?
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>>490182965
Anon forgot to bring Miquella's rune to break the bewitchment.
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Think I've found a weird bug with the Shriek of Sorrow ash when it's in the offhand
If you activate it it will show weapons you have equipped but not in the selected hand as buffed. Once you toggle your main hand it will go away but then the other weapon you just switched from will show as buffed. This won't happen if the weapon with the ash is on the main hand, only the off hand.
I discovered this by thinking that I could use the weapon until I was close to death, buff, then stack it with Rellana's Cameo. I guess since it counts as a weapon buff it only applies to that specific weapon but what confused me was the stat screen showing all my secondary weapons, even talismans as buffed. And before anyone says anything no I'm not toggling off the weapon that has the ash on it since that kills the buff entirely. Activating stance does technically put it away but when you return to normal the Shriek buff is still there so it's not getting overridden or anything.
I'm just chalking it up to From jank but wondered if any anons had any input, maybe this is already known and they just don't care to fix it since it doesn't technically affect anything, outside of bugging out the stat display.
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>>490181973
I had a lot of trouble with him. But ultimately just jump attack. Thats what the devs wants you to do what the game rewards you the most.
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>>490177206
Bolt of GranKINO
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>>490183249
She does yes. You also get a unique item reward if you go that route.
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>>490183410
Yes but sadly they are related to videogames, like modding and fan art. I've been feeling pretty negative towards games for around a year now but the DLC really was the final blow, I felt only boredom or anger, I felt maybe 10 minutes of interest/fun throughout the whole thing. Made me realize that I'd rather just go to the bar and talk to people or drive around in my car or go hiking.
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>>490181973
Stand like 15ft back. It unfucks the camera, and 90% of his moves are him diving into you for an opening. Changes the entire fight
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>>490184043
And how am I supposed to hit him from 15ft away exactly
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>>490183995
go hiking more, its a fulfilling hobby
learn more about your local ecosystem and landmarks
just play video games when the sun is down and you cant do anything else
if all you do is play video games you will get burnt out
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>>490183596
isn't shriek of sorrow just the sword of milos' ash
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>>490181157
>>490181085
That's really weird and not intuitive. Guess there's still a lot about this game that I don't understand.
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>>490183995
Not a bad thing or trade for your time honestly. And who knows, maybe you could have a resurgence of interest at some other points. If you've been gaming for too long, it's normal to feel fatigued and want to do some other stuff. Reading books and studying other subjects could be another way to use your free/hobby time as well.
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>>490181973
The quick 1-2 jab is genuinely one of the worst attacks in the game.
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>>490184164
>90% of his moves are him diving into you for an opening
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>>490182761
I came into the realization that I'm not really a gamer some time ago, it's a strange feeling considering how much time I have in some of them.
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>>490170289
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Will I be overleveled for the rest of the base game if I started the dlc as soon as I beat Mohg? I don't want the rest of the game to be too easy. Just beat Rellana and I'm level 150.
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>>490185278
What makes a "gamer" anon?
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>>490182965
Did you create a Miquella tulpa or something?
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>>490185540
kinda yeah, 150 is an appropriate level to beat the game with
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>>490182965
Tell me how you did it.
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Miquella would be good at blowjobs
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>>490184790
Which attack? His whole moveset is a blur to me, it all just looks like a giant mess.
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>>490185963
No he wouldn't be.
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>>490185623
I know that sounds strange, but for example, I only played about 5 games in 7 years. I wouldn't say "I enjoy watching movies" if I only watched one in a single year.
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>>490185623
racism
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>>490170782
liking one and hating the other is good proof that you're either a coomer or a misogynist. they're so fucking identical.
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I'm at Mountaintop of Giants

This isn't fun

Everything has too much hp
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>>490183194
No, 150 is king
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>>490185540
there's no need to level in the dlc.
all damage scaling in tbe dlc is skibidis
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>>490185963
why do you think he brought back Radahn without teeth?
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how do i build euporia guys it doesn't look that strong
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>>490170496
BASED
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>>490178857
What can I do with 25 faith?
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>>490184410
The simplest way to explain it is something like this:

If you have 5 Negation to physical damage, a 1000 physical damage attack will hit you 950 damage.
If you add Dragoncrest Greatshield talisman, your physical negation will be listed as 24 (note: not 25), but if you take that same 1000 physical damage attack, you will now take 760 damage.
You should see that 760 is 0.8 of 950, but its also 0.76 of 1000.

Now let's say you have 50 negation to physical. A 1000 physical damage attack will hit you for 500 damage.
If you add Dragoncrest Greatshield into the mix, you will have 60 negation listed, and that same 1000 damage attack will now hit you for 400 damage. Like before, 400 is 0.8 of 500 and 0.4 of 1000.

Functionally, every single point of negation you get is reducing all incoming damage for exactly as much as it says it does. The negation number is simply the aggregate TOTAL negation you have to that damage type.
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>>490185963
If only he bewitched me like that
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I want to have sex with St. Trina
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>>490187530
Cast the best buff in the game
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With every new boss I fight, I realize that... ahh... you were at my side, all along... my true mentor, my guiding scalesword...!
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What do you guys think Melina's biggest icks are?
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>>490187170
Sounds like a personal problem. I made that mountain my bitch.
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>>490174713
what works for me is i mash buttons like a drooling retard until my subconscious takes pity upon my and grants me mindless muscle memory reactions that work like a dice roll and allow me to reliably succeed a generous 10% of the time
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>>490188074
Footfags give Melina the ick. Which is a shame because her boots are probably pretty tight.
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>>490182965
unironically do not sleep deprive yourself to avoid nightmares or you'll end up like me giving yourself brain damage and making your loved ones cry about missing you while you are still alive, just smoke weed and enjoy the dreamless sleep
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>>490183194
150 is the most popular.
125 second
200 third
then it's 138 and lower
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What's your opinion on Heavy Thrusting Swords?
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>>490187170
wait til you get to the DLC lmao
you need to rethink your build if you are having trouble noob
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>>490188662
Shit
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Is it normal to take 50+ tries for every single boss or am I mentally slow
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Replaying without leveling str or dex, really showed my how gank bosses are fucking bullshit
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is it possible to get on this hill?
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>>490188074
frenzied flame
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>>490188814
no
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>>490188749
You probably have a shit build, underleveled, or underupgraded
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>>490188897
Some people are just bad anon.
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>>490188662
best weapon class
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>>490188662
worst weapon class
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>>490188662
I would rather just use a regular thrusting sword or a spear
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What's your opinion on the Misericorde weapon class? I noticed that there are other weapons in the Misericorde weapon class, such as Dagger.
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>>490188662
got pretty good at using the helice without even abusing the L2 or relying on proccing bleed but felt like a huge shitter the entire time regardless
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>>490188897
No to all. Even if I copy meta bleed builds they still take me 50+ tries because I physically cannot dodge in time and the only way I can learn is memorizing their entire moveset.
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>>490188662
I don't like missing rats on the floor because of the shit tracking but overall the class has some fun options.
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It feels wrong how their remembrance describes Radahn and Miquella sharing a childhood. Rennala must've given birth to triplets and gotten dumped the very next day for the timeline to make sense.
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>>490188749
You need to pick up the scat fragments, brosis. Don't tell me you took the general seriously when they said that picking them up was for shitters.
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>>490189264
any dagger is more fun than the misericorde, even the parrying dagger is more fun than misericorde for style and rule of cool alone
Verification not required.
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>>490189498
...sense?
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>>490189498
...sense?
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>>490188709
>>490189174
are you serious because i genuinely think its the best weapon class
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>>490189498
Time is convoluted in the Lands Between, as well as the Land of Shadow.
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>if I beat the boss with anything but a single straight sword I don't feel satisfied
>if I actually beat the boss with the straight sword I don't have fun
How do I fix my brain
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>>490189945
falchion
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>>490189780
Is this the nanomachines of FromSoft lore?
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>>490189780
what a coincidence, time was convoluted in lordran, drangleic, and lothric too
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>>490189945
Bro, your one-handed greatsword? It's basically like a straight sword but a bit slower.
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>>490189945
there is no cure for autism
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If Kuro was in Elden Ring they would’ve randomly had him betray Sekiro because immortality is so cool and then it would turn out Kuro bewitched Owl and Genichiro himself

Elden Ring is also comedically pessimistic when it comes to its characters which doesn’t help. Ansbach and Thioller randomly dying of heart attacks after Consort Radahn made me laugh though. Up there with Thops dropping dead for no reason and Boc dying because your character randomly chose not to share the Rebirth Rune.
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>>490189498
Adding on to this: keep in mind Marika only had three kids with Godfrey over the course of two thousand years or whatever. But Radagon must have sired no fewer than five in a remarkably short period of time, and then fathered no more for another thousand years or whatever.
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Why does From keep making these shitty spazzy bosses against which you can get 1 or at best 2 attacks in
Fucking bullshit, make their health bars bigger and give them longer pauses so I can actually use more than 1 attack. Or don't waste any more money on movesets and just give every weapon a 2-attack chain.
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>>490190179
Elden Ring highlights all of From's worst traits when it comes to story telling and how they develop their games.
And they won't learn from it at all.
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>>490190179
They would also make Kuro gay- wait nevermind.
Sekiro would also get a wif- wait nevermind.
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>>490190179
Those all make "sense" (because they came up with on the why) but it's still very shitty, yeah.
>Yoo, I'm the Elden Lord
>Not a single person is alive
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>play against chinese person
>win
>teabag
>point down
>block
>report for cheating
L get fucked chink :)
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>>490189498
How does it not make sense?
>Rad fuq Ren
>Ren gave birth to 3 kids
>Rad divorced Ren
>Rad went and fuck himself
>Gave birth to Miq
>3 kids got to teenager years or what fucking ever
>"Rook son, its ur half brothers and sister"
>"I want to fug da big one, dad"
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>>490188749
Depends on the boss really. Dancing Lion took me 230 tries, Rellana 10, frenzy guy 4, Radahn 100...
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>>490190737
All chinks should be locked into their own containment zone so we don't have to put up with their subhuman behavior
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I don't feel bad for spamming parries on Radahn at all.
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>>490190179
>Ansbach and Thioller randomly dying of heart attacks

No? Despite being advertised as an open world and choice matters game, Elden ring has a very railroad story. Ansbach and Thioller died in their fight against Radahn
>But i didn't summon them
It doesn't matter, they died in their fight against Radahn. Much in the same way that Mohg body got randomly transported. Much in the same way that no matter who you discovered / killed first Gideo will always word it as though you fought Malenia before Mohg
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POST HEADCANONS
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>>490191909
moon ending is the canon ending
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>>490191909
Ranni and Melina are the same person pretending they're not
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>>490191909
It would actually be kino if one of the cannons you got was some fucked up shit that you fired from a helmet.
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>>490191909
Messmer and Melina are Marika's first children born from her and the Gloam Eyed Queen but they were kept secret so Godfrey and the Golden Lineage get called the first Demigods even though they aren't, just like how Godfrey gets called the First Elden Lord even though he actually isn't.
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>>490191187
God you're a broken record of faggotry
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>>490192215
Elaborate please
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>>490191909
Ranni gets her tall redhead body back and she and the Tarnished have moon-breaking sex for 1000 years.
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>>490191909
Sellen uses perforated glintstone to keep her soles smooth and soft despite walking around barefoot.
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>>490191187
Because you do fight malenia before mohg
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who here is a strength enjoyer?
At least 35 endurance by level 90 am I right?
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>>490170687
>no mandatory double or triple lion guardian fight
>no mandatory several back to back standard and lion guardians between bonfires
the one thing i dislike is making the dungeons easier than the bosses. they should be on par with one another.
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>>490192814
There is nothing that stop you from fighting Moh and Miq before Malenia
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Rannis ghost face isn't melinas face. Its nearly the same face as her doll face.
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>>490192997
As anon said the story is railroaded. What you can do doesnt matter. What happens is malenia is fought before mohg
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>>490191909
I save Messmer after he curses his mother out and try to nurse him back to health!

Only to fail and hold his hand as he dies, telling him funny stories about my life to distract him!
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Anyone tried a run utilizing all the craftable shit? Is it fun?
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>>490193336
no
nobody has ever used any of t hat stuff
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What's your favorite armor set? For me it's tree sentinel.
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>>490193528
Death Knight, not even a competition. Carian Knight is second place however.
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>>490193528
honestly the basic lordsworn surcoats just look great
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>First DLC boss would be a dead Godrick with death blight bread instead of fire
>Death Blight lake that we would cross with a Tibia Mariner that would act as Charon
>It would be in the future (following Ranni's questline) where almost everyone died since burning the Erdtree caused an Ice Age (Flower Malenia and Fish Godwyn would still be alive though)
>Miquella would have the same role as Melina but showing up in dreams instead (make sure to sit on all sites of graces at night and "sleep")
>If you killed Malenia before talking to Miquella (and not giving her the needle) his "tree form" would "see" it, and once he returns (somehow) both of them would hate you instead of being allies
>Miquella and Malenia would merge together to solve both of their curses
None of my "predictions" happened...
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>>490193203
The idea of him dying slowly is so cute
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>>490191909
Marika's shattering of the Elden Ring and the r
Tree rejecting you is on purpose in order to create am eternal war because she thinks it's the only way to keep the world free from the Greater Will/influence of Outer Gods for everyone to keep competing forever
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>>490194432
Gideon pls, even Goldmask knows more than you.
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>>490193803
thank god
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>>490193670
DK, Horned Warrior and Oathseeker are all sauced
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>>490194671
I know, in my bones...
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>>490191909
Melina as per her dialog, and by extention messmer, weren't actually born of marika, as melina herself says. Marika created them through some other means, either through a similar type of egg that radagon have to rennala, some pot bullshit, or, like Albinaurics, they're hommunculi but more stable due to being made with the help of marika and the erdtree, hence melinas being born at the base of the erdtree dialog.
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>>490194765
rude
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>>490194239
I mean, it is not all but implied that Messmer is going to die after in the second phase of his fight, given the damage that his body suffered in the course of the Abyssal Serpent exerting itself?
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>>490192852
i am, but two-handed sword.
the two-handed talisman is a godsend
so is the fire knight's greatsword
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>>490193528
Raging Wolf, Carian Knight, Oathseeker Knight, Divine Bird Warrior, any of the Nox sets, the starter Hero set, Black Knight, Cuckoo Knight, Rellana's Armor, Maliketh's Armor, banished Knight, Travelling Noble set, the Black Knife Assassin set, the Beast Champion set...there's just too many great sets. I can't decide.
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>>490191909
Ranni is really into shibari and weak to cunnilingus.
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>>490170687
Why are these niggers not resistant to holy damage like other crucible related guys, like the omens, crucible knights, and the divine beast dancers? Even the hippo and the hornsent commoners are relatively (to themselves) resistant to holy damage. What gives?
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>>490195616
Raging wolf might be my favorite if it weren't a wig set. Also I would like to know how anyone sees from that visor.
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>>490191909
Everything in the Land of Shadows is a dream and didn't happen. Miquella is still a kind brother who was unexpectedly kidnapped and is looking for a way to get home to Malenia
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>>490196259
It's not really headcanon if it's better than the real story.
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>>490191909
your character is the reincarnation of the gloam-eyed queen, which is why you can wield the godslayer's greatsword to its full effect
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>>490191909
Some are memes but I still like them
>Godfrey and marika genuinely loved eachother
>Radahn and godwyn were friends
>Rykard was one of the most likable demigods before he went crazy
>The player tarnished is a descendant of godfrey
>Sellen is a former carian vassal much like jerren or a distant relative
>The fingerslaying blade was used on metyr
>The sword of damnation was made of a similar gold to miquella's unalloyed gold
>demons souls, bloodborne, dark souls, and elden rings universes were all made by the greater will
>patches appears in all of these because he's a universal constant, something that always results from the greater will's creation of a setting and he's aware of this
>godwyn has some sort of connection with the twinbird outergod
>malenia and morgott used to spar
>malenia and radahn used to spar
>radahn taught blaidd how to fight to better protect ranni
>maliketh liked belly rubs
>godwyn visited mohg and morgott in the sewers
>at the time of the shattering wars morgott was actually the strongest demigod but few knew of him
>miquella braided radahn's hair
>godwyn fucked and perhaps married a dragon
>godwyn having crucible juice in him from godfrey and shaman melded flesh from marika is what caused his body to mutate so much after his soul died
>numen isn't a shared culture, simply a race
>marika's people were numen who chose to be hippies rather than live in cities
>nanaya was a frenzy maiden like hyetta
>renna was the name of the snow witch, and rennala's mother/grandmother
>rennala and rellana have a third unaccounted for sister
>rya after she leaves the lands between will make her own weird faction that takes in unwanted people but with less or no snake sacrifice or blasphemy
>miquella carried off mohg's corpse lifting strength wise he's the strongest character in the setting even able to lift original body radahn if needed he just can't take a hit
>roderika is a descendant of the shamans
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i don't think i've ever used an ash of war and i basically only ever used somber weapons past very early game
if i'm going into ng+ with an arcane build is there anything i should look into in terms of regular weapons/ashes of war? 40 str/dex so i can use basically whatever
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>>490196259
>>490196752
It's still headcanon even if it's better. That's the point of headcanon actually
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I wanna play a FromSoft souls game that takes place in the apex of its civilization where all gods and deities and legends are at the peak of their power with no references to Berserk
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>>490196995
No
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>>490196259
Miquella is still kind and a loving brother nothing about that changed. He always sent malenia after radahn, this is a fact. The reason we just didn't know why and the reasoning matters little compared to his care for her.
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>>490197042
Won't ever happen in a Western fantasy game, this format is clearly a huge creative crutch for them and makes Miyazaki unable to think rationally. You should want more games like Bloodborne and Sekiro, even though I personally prefer Dark Souls and consider Western fantasy my favorite genre.
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>>490196851
>Godfrey and marika genuinely loved eachother
They did in the cut dialogue, but cut dialogue can't be taken as canon.
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>>490196851
>Rykard was one of the most likable demigods before he went crazy
He was always a bit nuts but his personal charisma is emphasized more than any demigod other than Miquella. He would have been very popular with his men but probably not with the public.
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>>490197212
>care for your sis
>send her and her army to get massacred because your lover boy rejected you
i think we have different definitions of "care"
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>>490197201
"Headcanon is a slang term that refers to a fan's personal interpretation of a fictional story's details that aren't part of the official account. In other words, it's what a fan believes or wants to be true about a story, as opposed to what's been confirmed by the author or director."

It's by definition headcanon, your issue is, you take headcanon as an inherently bad thing, when that's simply not the case. Yes, many headcanons are retarded, but the concept of making headcanon itself isn't, especially when used as a coping tool to do away with objectively bad writing. For example, loads of headcanons came out after many saints of newark released. The primary one was that Chris was actually reading one of his screenplays of the events he witnessed while in hell.
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>>490197042
I mean, compared to DS ER leans a lot more in that direction(other than the Berserk references part). Maybe we'll get there in a decade, though the problem is they'd have to actually make and populate towns with living sane people then.
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>>490197554
No matter what miquella always sent malenia after radahn. It's her character to do whatever he asks. It would've been better to send him to stop his halting of the stars, but she was never after power. She never took any land, morgott allowed her through leyndell, she never took godricks rune even after beating him, she booked it straight towards radahn. She was sent on a mission.
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>>490184410
Its not that hard to grasp senpai. If the absorption is additive you can easily get over 100% absorption, which would trivialise the game. Multiplicative stacking for ensures that you get big returns when your pre-buffed defence is small, while not making it ridiculous when its high. For example, eating crab gives you 15% physical absorption. If you have 10% absorption, the incoming physical damage is now dmg*(0.85)*(0.9), or 0.764 (23.6% absorption). This is more than double your original absorption, btw.

The tldr for the defence system in ER is that once incoming damage is sufficiently enough, even a tiny bit of absorption buff could be immensely helpful, especially if you consider the amount of healing you have at your disposal.

If an incoming damage is 2000, having 10% absorption would result in you taking 1800 damage. At 23.6%, you will instead take 1528. Its all about effective HP.
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>>490197554
She wanted to be his blade. Always. A blade does the will of the master. So yes, sending her to fetch radahn still means he cares, he made it clear he'd come back to her after becoming a god, this is from what malenia herself says. She's waiting for miquella to return. And there's no reason to not think miquella wouldn't have returned to her if we didn't murder him for no reason.
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>>490197568
Don't care
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>>490197042
I love my tarnished being the base for this meme. Cheers bro.
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headcannonbros not sure what to use for a blunt weapon on my INT guy
magic infused morning star? family heads flail?
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>>490198073
Accept you're wrong or become my bf.
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>>490198293
Doesn't make any sense
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>>490197991
miquella likely brainwashed her to feel this way towards him, anon.

he got countless men killed, along with his sister (effectively). he destroyed a landscape and created a new god of rot. all because of his own aspirations.

he's as evil as you can be.
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>>490198439
What doesn't make sense
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>>490198292
Stone Club, it's literally for battlemages.
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>>490192551
her body got DESTINED. i think the best she can do is sex with illusions
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>>490191909
Metyr and the Elden Beast are space Mormons, them being sent to the planet of Elden Ring is their equivalent to how young adult Mormons are sent on missions to proselyte others in non-Mormon areas

Bayle the Dread inspired a lot of the religious beliefs of the Hornsent, including their practice of jarring Shamans

By preventing any cosmic laws from being further modified, Goldmask's ending ensured that the Lands Between would be stagnant forever more, until someone broke the Elden Ring again

The Fell God is a child/offshoot of the Frenzied Flame
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>>490198472
>miquella likely brainwashed her
Cope. You fell for the psyop in thinking miquella was evil. Also gowry's dialog hints at and miyazki himself outright said that malenia nuking caelid was unintentional. She aimed to poison radahn with her blood. She didn't know she'd explode.
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>>490198292
baby rattle
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Is monster hunter any good? I feel like I may as well cut out the middleman with whatever the absolute unholy FUCK fromsoft is trying to do with their cunt ass bosses now and just play the actual thing they try to rip off from. Every cocksucking boss in elden meme just runs away while using AoE, dash attacks and/or laser-tacke-AoE combos all at once so if I'm gonna literally have to hunt these nigger bosses in their own closed arena as they run away from me and lame the out then I may as well hunt some actual fucking monster bosses in the source material, potentially minus the visual clutter and orbital lasers. I know monster hunter has infamously shit hitboxes too so whatever, I'll take it.
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>>490199041
Monster Hunter is the definition of normie slop.
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>>490170289
kekekekekek
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I think I completely forgot the path to Mohg under Leyndell, do I have to go past the two crayfish or was it on the revenants area
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>>490199615
it takes 10 minutes at most
go explore
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>>490199041
MH hasn't had ridiculous hitboxes since FU desu.
It's a completely different game than souls, for all intents and purposes, MH is a boss rush game.
That said the combat and boss fights are miles better than from's lol. Even the best from boss would barely pass as a drome fight in MH.
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>>490199041
Yes it is
World was a lot of fun
Haven't tried rise
It's a cool as fuck game especially with other people
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Malenia.
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>>490178160
i need PANZERSCHOKOLADE in my life
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>>490197042
Literally impossible for Miyazaki.
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EldenRing dlc retconned fingercreepers, what else did they retcon?
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>>490197042
Easy, just let Armored core and Sekiro directors and writers make the game. Miyazaki should just stop writing his vague bullshit.
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Just killed Mohg for the first time, did it in one try.
People actually spent like 6 hours and 200 tries on that guy lmao. How does that happen?
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>>490201052
which mohg

i mean i don't think either mohg should take that long, but one is decidedly easier than the other.
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Debating if I go for 45/45 or 66/24 INT and FAITH
Actually no now that I think about it are there even any good incantations that take over 24 faith to cast?
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>>490201121
The one in Moghwyn palace.
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Miquella is the hero btw
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>>490201052
I didn't beat him in one try and kinda struggled, but nowhere near to the point of Melania-tier struggle. Above-average difficulty for me.
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>>490201052
Could be a build difference or weapon choice. I for one struggled a lot with godskin duo, until i realised they have high strike absorption.
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>>490201610
I really doubt you dealt with nihil on your first try unless you read about it first.
dont even pretend to tell me you had the tear and equipped it before entering the room for the first time.
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>>490202375
secret to godskin duo if you're not good at fighting either of them is to just ignore the fat fuck because the fight only really goes to shit when he starts rolling around while the apostle is still up.

of course sleep pots are always an option too
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Replaying Demon's Souls while grieving from the awful DLC initially made me feel deeply nostalgic for the older games and only increased my despair, but after a while I started to appreciate Elden Ring more even with my knowledge of all that was lost in transition. But the open world still only feels less impressive with time, it was a mistake artistically even if it made them a lot of money.
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So what's up with these guys? Why do they all look the same? Why do they have half of rennala's eye color and half of the golden grace eyes? Was rennala trying to make a new body for ranni? Didn't ranni have red hair? Who are these supposed to be
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>whopping 55/55 intfth gets you a 321 ugly beyond staff rating
>swap to 75/35 and you get 388 lusat and 341 golden order seal
Why the FUCK does fromsoft hate the funny splitbuild
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>>490203025
Rennala was mindbroken when Radahn left her and used her great rune and the egg he left her to continuously try and birth new children to fill the void in her heart he left behind. Those "sweetings" are only half living simulacrums of life as a result, they aren't real people.
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>>490203025
I think they're kind of sexy because they have pretty eyes and also girls
Also their set implies they were reborn with rennalas mayonegg but they didn't turn out so good
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>>490203260
You mean radagon?
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>>490203025
>>490203260
>when Radahn left her
I meant Radagon, of course. Too many fucking R names.
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>>490203328
>rennalas mayonegg
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>>490202375
ng+, power stancing maliketh's blade and the grafted blade, level 160, mimic tear with a meat dumpling in my inventory so he can heal, tree sentinel armor with phys negation talisman + 2 so I take 45% less damage.
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>>490203395
The names are pretty much all G M and R btw
George R.R. Martin
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>>490202998
The dlc was fine. Disagree and you will become my bf
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>>490203383
Yeah see >>490203395 I blame GRRM for that typo.
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Gonna cure and marry Malenia.
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>>490203527
ur dumb
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>>490204092
Now you're my bf. How do you feel?
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>>490197991
>And there's no reason to not think miquella wouldn't have returned to her if we didn't murder him for no reason.

He didn't even bother to look for her after Caelid and cocooned himself for no reason, he doesn't give a fuck about her
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How am I supposed to get this one thing? The (((merchant))) on the lower floor doesn't seem to aggro no matter what I do.
Is it anything worth shit? It's the one that's right in front of the Fingerprint shield
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>>490204359
The place was a eradiated hellhole he only got freyja because she wondered was far enough away. You WANT him to be worse than he actually is. That's your problem and you're upset over it. Miquella was never bad in any regard ever pre or post dlc
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>>490204234
depends, are you cute?
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>>490204027
As much as I enjoy Malenia's tragedy of gradually losing herself I feel like her story is a case where a happy ending is the objectively more satisfying conclusion.
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>>490204709
Yes but I'm mentally ill
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>the single black dude in the game is a prisoner, named Blackguard, sells crawfish and the only thing he does is steal before getting raped to death
I literally cannot get over this. How the fuck did they get away with it
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>>490191909
malekith was the gloam eyes shadow and marika seduced him into ganking the queen so marika could take her place as the chosen empyrean
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>>490205054
that's okay, I am too
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>>490205057
He's not black. At worst he's Brazilian. He has a caucasian skull structure and blue eyes
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Melina sounds legitimately sad about you inheriting the Frenzy Flame
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>>490199904
Calling mh a boss rush hurts me in my sovl
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>>490205408
wow, the one part of the game in which she doesn't speak in a monotone
you could remove melina from the game and nothing important would change
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what's the point of physical builds when magic builds have comparably good melee options with spells on top of that
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>>490205408
Best ending.

All elden lord endings are 1/10. Stars ending is OK.
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>>490205574
you could remove all NPC from the game and 0 things about it would change unironically
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>>490205408
>>490205574
Who the fuck is melina
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Just got all the cheevos after killing yung Placidusax. I think I'm gonna stop playing video games for a while. I need to start seriously investing in my education. I've been trudging through college this last year or so but that's not enough. I need to be working my butt off, not just doing the bare minimum. Though I do look forward to the next fromsoft game and will join you all to shitpost again in its general thread.

>Goodbye.... Zanzibart.
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If you kill Maliketh without having given all deathroot to the Beast Clergy, you can't get the rest of the incants for that playthrough, can you?
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>>490202983
Ye. Now i always use the sleep trick, but tbf the foreskin duos were more of a menace before their AI nerf, so it could easily be that too.
>>490203476
Very cool, but i assume all you did was jump L1 though because the neutral attacks on the PS colossal swords/weapons are dogshit.
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>>490205808
what's the point of you
also they can use every ash in the game with no downside
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>>490206278
Yes you can. Farum Azula is stuck in a timewarp. He'll still be there if you go back to his temple on the ground.
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prove your lore knowledge and explain which of the in-game flames is the hottest:
>fire giants flame
>frenzy flame
>messmer flame
>blood flame
>ghost flame
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Is anybody having stuttering issues on the current patch. Even fighting minor enemies is dropping fps by 4-5.
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>>490205808
thats why magic has always been considered an ez mode. I think it's supposed to be balanced by giving up health flasks and an extra resource to manage. Also in melee your damage isn't going to compare to an actual melee build. they also typically have less poise damage but I don't think that matters since crits aren't really your goal. some spells have long wind ups so starting the cast needs to be timed to a proper opening. I still think it's a bit of an easy mode and I think that's intended because From has never bothered to change this trend.
though i'm not sure about SOTE, the bosses have such insane gap closer punishment moves and such short breaks that most spells seem like suicide.
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>>490206579
Messmer cause its warcrime magic
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>>490206579
>>fire giants flame
bretty hot doe
>>frenzy flame
melts everything WINRAR
>>messmer flame
i don't know the dlc lore is bad so idk maybe its hot
>>blood flame
it looks very cosy from being red
>>ghost flame
inflicts frostbite so no
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>>490206579
Frenzy. For one main reason. It can burn ghosts and torrent shows fear against it
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>>490205057
just a swarthy fellow. there are no nigs in the lands between
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I am braplenia stench of miqueefa
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everyone who said 200 was the new meta lied to me
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>>490206579
gon say frenzy since it's the only one capable of burning all of existence into annihilation to return things to the state of the one great
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>>490206693
Magic is easy mode, true, but some of the reasons youve listed there arent entirely true.
>Melee damage
Thats up to your enemy's defence. In general as long as your AP is greater than around 20% than an equivalent pure physical weapon, you will likely see comparable damage, again barring any elemental weakness or resistance.
>poise damage
Entirely dependent on weapon class. Upgrades or infusions changes nothing. In addition, crit damage relies more on raw ar of a weapon (temporary buff excluded), so infused weapons will also tend to do more critical damage (at least for daggers).

Its more about additional resources to manage, and at low level you also have to contend with lower stats efficiency for your build in general. Magic offers a lot of tools though, for both pve and pvp. I never go into an invasion without my cannon of haima.
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>>490205057
He isn't black.
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>>490207049
>silly copers begging everyone to play vs their mega golems
Of course they did
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>>490206579
>>fire giants flame
Candidate, due to being able to burn the erdtree but likely second place.
>>frenzy flame
Likely the hottest, as it can incinerate all life in existence.
>>messmer flame
Nah.
>>blood flame
Nah.
>>ghost flame
This one is cold.

Also you forgot Black Flame, which also isn't the hottest. Not without Destined Death being housed in it anymore at least.
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>>490206951
I'm one
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>>490207049
Wrong, I get constant near instant activity at 200. Nice job falseflagging though.
>>490207607
Eat shit. Lol
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>>490204556
Its like a cookbook or something. You can aggro by hitting him (just dont kill him)
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>>490204556
iirc, one of those has the merchant set and the other is a recipe that lets you craft frenzyflame stones
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>>490204714
yes
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malenia should be euthanized
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Is he gonna stuff himself with Dialos?
Is Jar Bairn doomed?
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>>490183995
Your brain is telling you to fuck off with sitting around all day and to go do something. Generally kicks in within 2-3 hours for the average person.
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wow mohg is easy if you just stay in melee range
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>>490208619
She should be married to me
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>>490208763
most bosses are, by design.
game doesn't make this very clear though or otherwise obviously promote it, unlike BB (rally), and sekiro (visible poise bar)
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its me schizo lore man
hit me with the latest lore developments and/or your schizolore takes, especially on the dlc. im fiendin, craving, jonsein for your hot takes
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>>490208950
>most bosses are
yes
>by design.
questionable
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>>490208974
Be my bf
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>>490205390
Even the Reedlander default face only looks maybe 1/4rth Japanese. Being Caucasoid is hardcoded into the character creator, will will never sell out to Big Negro like capcom.
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>>490208974
also doesnt this painting, iseult by gaston b. rizzle kind of remind you of marika
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some dude seriously summoned for Godskin Noble at 150 +25
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Duo fights are the only thing i will ever use summons for in fromsoft games



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