Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Starshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3053199741>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644# News:>Progress Report #8 - Includes a new development roadmap. Writing and gameplay elements are officially complete.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/4372516526003320641# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>490855829
>ANCHOR POSTWe are currently dealing with a known /vg/ troll. Endure his fetish posting that can last for entire days at a time and you'll find people who actually discuss the game occasionally while hanging around.That is all.
>>491062004This was one of the original, legendary Coffin drawfags back in the /v/ days. I hope he resurfaces when the next chapter arrives.
https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJaaY9vg3 Vote for Midsommar!
Julia has a goal of having sexual relations with every homeless person in town. But many fear getting some of the many undiscovered STDs that Julia has thus have fled at the rumor she's going to be in the area.
>>491063026Nope! voted for American Psycho
swapped Ashley would be a massive kuudere
>>491063249There isn't even incest in that movie! He just TELLS the prostitute that the other prostitute is his cousin!
>>491063652But Andrew IS the American Psycho. It's LITERALLY HIM
>>491063290Why do Coffin artists drawing personality swaps end up depicting the characters more truthfully? What part of the sex vision gave anybody the impression that Andrew is unassertive in bed?
>>491063945Because they didn't play the game
Alright, tie broken. Looks like it'll be Hannibal. and if people are bored after an ep, I'll switch to BeetlejuiceDon't know how long this will keep going, but if you want to throw suggestions my way, I'll add it to a list for next time. Just try and keep them at least a little similar to coffin.
>ANCHOR POSTWe are currently dealing with a known /vg/ shotaphobe. Endure his off-topic posting that can last for entire days at a time and you'll find people who actually discuss the game occasionally while hanging around.That is all.
>>491062126>>491065275Both of you should do a flip onto the pavement
>>491062126>>491065275Both of you should kiss each other on the lips
>>491063945>>491064105First impressions are everything, Andrew doormatted the canned tomatoes and was dommed by Ashley into eating cultist flesh therefore he's a bitch forever and can't possibly change.
>>491067071Apparently so. It surprises me how many people haven't left Episode 1
Confess.
>>491068694Sometimes I wish I had an uncle who loved me enough to touch me.
Stick.
>>491068694i would consider leaving the shota schizo alone if she posts a picture of her feet
>>491068694Besides reading, playing guitar, drawing, work, and exercise, I've got nothing else going on in my life right now outside of these threads. I've totally alienated myself, I haven't been able to enjoy anything for months, and I sincerely feel like I'm at my rope's end. I don't want to be alone anymore but I've forgotten how to be anything else. Oh and I also stole a Nutty Buddy from my sister.
>>491070073No ambition, no real reason to be ambitious either. I'm the same except I'm okayish being alone.
>>491070502>I'm the same except I'm okayish being alone.I was until I suddenly wasn't. Don't know why that changed.I had ambition too. I was on my way to getting a Bachelor in Engineering and after that, had a high paying government job lined up, but, of course, money problems and being diagnosed with adhd/depression stopped all that from happening, so now I'm just dead in the water.
>>491070073>I also stole a Nutty Buddy from my sister.You must compensate her with a nut in return!
>>491071213I was making real gains after a year of lifting and dieting, however my routine was disturbed when father passed away because I had to be the pillar of the whole family. Afterwards I kinda lost all willpower and only stepped inside a gym once since early 2023. These days I don't have the energy to do anything other than work, maybe grab some groceries before heading home and be a shut-in for the rest of the day.
>>491069480Stickley
Andy check:>>491065275>>491069480>>491074527These posts mention Andy This concludes the Andy check
hnnnnnnnnng
>>491072491Fuck, I'm really sorry to hear that happened. I'm sure you don't want to get into it with a stranger, but whatever you decide to do with your life, I'm sure your dad would want you to be content with who you are.As for the gym stuff, maybe you can start out with something simple and work your way back to what you were doing? In my case, I just made my own makeshift equipment and do "prison workouts" every now and then which I think is fine for me since I'm just doing it to stay healthy. You can find that willpower again if you feel inclined to anon.
>>491068694I find it a bit sad how coffin overshadowed all of Nemleis othe games especially Better Half and Jack in a box i find them to be just as hood as coffin if not bether in some casesAlso im totally gay for Andrew now and want him to do fuck me senselles even though he would most likely kill me like romm 302 lady because i know to much
>>491075472Julia's lithe and sexy body
>>491076809I still think Better Half is her best premise for a game. If I could pick any of the GameJam games to get additional chapters, I'd pick BH. I'd love to spend more time with Thiu as he learns to love himself more
Farming is nice. It's rewarding to see something you love grow
Hello I am single and looking for a hag mommy to take advantage of me
>>491075717Yeah, I don't think I have what it takes mentally to ever get back to a proper gym surrounded by strangers but I've considered building my own home gym. To justify spending that much money tho I'd have to prove to myself that I'm committed to exercising by finding the motivation to do at least 200 pushups daily for a month straight.
>>491081349>Hello I am single and looking for a hag mommy to take advantage of me
>>491081724I mean true, he is literally me
>>491082320beautiful woman..
>>491082435Do hagfags really?
Episode 3 never. It's over. Dead game dead general.
>>491088243anons stopped wasting time on calgI'm proud of them
>>491068694I unironically love Renee more than Ashley.
>>491089062I'm unironically going to twist your balls clockwise until i can rip them off like an apple from a tree
>>491089062Based
>>491088243fan game before chapter 3 any takers?
>>491089929There's some mod called Coffin of Nina or something like that being made, apparently. Don't trust anyone to be able to capture the sovl of TCOAAL until proven otherwise so I can't force myself to care about such things.
>>491089062I want to kiss her feet
I want to do lewd thing with my darling
I'm currently under bed covers. Any cute femanon want to snuggle with me?
>>491065275Kill yourself.
>>491092907like what?
>>491081349>>491081724>>491082421If only.
>>491094849Rough, sweaty, passionate intercourse
>>491088715Fake news! I've been waiting all damn day to get back to my /calg/gers! I hate spending time accomplishing shit.
>>491092907>my darlingJulia is my bitch
>>491096702anon all you have to do is ask them if they'll 'girlmode' for you
>>491099892I didn't know it was possible to suggest something even more disgusting than hussyism.
>>491100170I will kill us both my life is worthless >:)
>>491100335Don't threaten me with a good time!
>>491082320Both on them want to have sex with Andy
>>491100424Aww and here I thought you were MAD at me
>>491101131I hope we get a flashback of little Andy doing this to Renee.
I think Ashley is going to be bemused when she sees Andy's Andy up close for the first time. She's probably only seen him at a distance while he was changing or showering.>"Why does it look like that? Why is it hairy? You just have smooth skin between your balls and your asshole? Weird. I feel like there should be a hole there.">"WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM ASHLEY?! DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX OR NOT?!">"Yeah, I do, but... are you sure you don't have another one that doesn't look so freaky?">"SEX CANCELLED! FUCK OFF!"
>>491102485>Sex cancelledCancel culture strikes again...
>>491102485You had me in the first not gonna lie kek>>491101793God is testing me
>>491102485Everyone thinks that sex with a virgin girl will be hot, until it ends up like this.
>>491102485>You just have smooth skin between your balls and your asshole?I don't, I have hair there
>>491079458Hairy arms Andrew is something that probably would be logical but seems so out of place
>>491104424Actually what was Anon Implying by this>>491102485What the hell did (You) mean by this
My new gun arrived, I'm literally Ashley
>>491105046Let’s see it nonny
>>491104982>What the hell did (You) mean by thisI don't know, anon! What DID I mean by this?! AHHHHHHHHH
>>491105240No! It's mine, you can't see it!
>Apply bun directly to forehead
>>491106123You want me to eat his ass?
>>491106123Sex sex sex sex
>>491107190No? Apply his fluffiness to forehead to cure depression.>>491107410With aftercare.
>>491107815Too late I already ate his ass
>>491107815>With aftercare.Of course. With a lot of hugs.
>>491108074Re-Virginize my son
stop
>>491108665Cool gif, who made it?
>>491108391Sorry, I don’t know how.
>>491108391Re-what?
>>491089414That's very understandable, my taste in women is very questionable and will eventual lead to my ruin.
>>491111004KEK who made this?
>>491099771Holy SHITWell, I guess I know what I’m cumming to tonight.
I want to instant loss2koma herOneesan, you here?
>>491111004How do you fix sociopathic children?Routine spankings?
>>491111704True true...Hey
>>491112176with incest sex
>>491112176
>>491112737/calg/ is always right!...Uh, I mean, Dr. Calgee.
>>491112476Renee would be an amazing singer.Got something for you. -3- Enjoy.https://files.catbox.moe/uwn0bx.rar
>>491114673
>>491114673The institutional capture by hussy interests and the floozy elite has been going on for centuries! It's not a conspiracy theory anymore. It is a FACT that strumpets control the media, marriage law, and the elite class. Have you ever noticed how only villains are portrayed as delphic and always die in the end of a story? How incest is illegal in the "freest" country on earth? How siblings are raised to resent or ignore each other, and how genuine sibling bonds are portrayed as abnormal? Wake the fuck up, sheeple! The ruling class wants you to outbreed, and everybody secretly knows why: they want your brother's cock or sister's pussy for themselves! The world knows your siblings have got it going on, and they want to break you apart!
>>491113921Ashley and Andy look so cute in this pic
>>491114634Agreed. She could make a lot of money with her voice (and body)LOL Thanks!! Very considerate of you I miss Adidas since 2022. Really cute prompts!I love the one in picrel and the ukr kids kekHere's something for you in exchange, from a subscription I'm paying todayhttps://files.catbox.moe/5znst8.rarhttps://files.catbox.moe/j2c4s8.rar
>>491115789Reminder HUSSIES produce and own virtually all (professional) pornography.They promote hussy mixing to onii-chans while being extremely protective of their own brothers etc.Hussies run the banking system and brainwash your onii-chan using hussywood and the main stream media.They start indoctrinating your kids early on and never shut up about muh hussycaust.There's a reason why your ancestors have banished hussies over and over again.Henry Ford bought an entire newspaper to warn you about hussies and outbreeding (look it up).If you want to learn more about Hussies and their crimes I highly recommend "Imouto Power" by George Lincoln Rockwell or even "On Hussies and their lies" by Martin Luther (the father of protestanism; it's a short read)
>>491117641>>491115789>>491114673Damn... We must secure the existence of our siblings and a future for inbred children?
>>491116736That pic is a couple of edits away from being Andy resting on Ashley’s massive tits.
>>491118638be the change you want to see, anon
>>491118638You are right. I can't unsee it now.
>>491118749He doesn't love Andy enough to put effort in
>>491118749He does love Andy enough to put effort in
>>491119385Good! I expect to see it!
>>491111004KEKI love smugley
>>491119873Based. I know Nemlei could make something out of that.Thanks bestie! I love the mating press tagAlso the running mascara ToT HOLY eroticThanks again and goodnight, have a pleasant rest!!
>>491119873>>491120510Kill yourself
>>491115789>>491117641>casual hussyphobiaYou people need to be arrested. You're always coming up with wild conspiracy theories about hussies, and it's for this reason that they've suffered centuries of persecution. Sure, some hussies are rich and powerful, so what? They work hard just like everyone else. Should that be illegal? I bet if they were lazy and ignorant, you'd just hate them for that too.
>>491119873>>491120510Live your life.
>>491112737>>491113608Dr.Calgee was indeed right in this situation. Might aswell push them into each other's arms and send them on their mary way at that point.
>>491121757:)
>>491119873Wow those are some smoking hot pics.
>>491121670>hussyphobiaLet me make something clear: I do not *fear* hussies, I despise them. There can be no mitigating factors, there will be no recompense; hussies, hussy-enablers, and the state of Jizzrael have no place in our Delphocracy.
>>491121860Do you mean "marry" way?
>>491121670It is a classic move of the modern bourgeohussie to immediately try to silence dissent with accusations of -isms and -phobias like sisterism and floozyphobia. You can't refute a single argument, so ad hominem is all you have. Don't you know that hussies only hire their own, and delphic individuals are frequently blacklisted from major industries? Sisters and brothers are the hardest working class of people because they fight tooth and nail to support each other. Harlots have no loyalty to anyone but themselves. They don't even love their spouses-- surely you're aware that "trophy husband" refers to a husband that was taken as a spoil of war from his sister? It's true!
>>491125175Cute! He bitches and moans the whole way, but he always does whatever Ashley wants. I wish everyone showed such loyalty.
>>491125693Decaydrew will snap eventually though but that can be simply prevented with trust and LOTS of hot sibling breeding
https://jiggie.fun/Qo3XsPhttps://jiggie.fun/Qo3XsPhttps://jiggie.fun/Qo3XsP
>>491126490DRAW PORN OF HER!
>>491125175>>491125693>>491126119Where is neko?
>>491127081I ate him and became AshleyTanning
>>491127149Did he taste good?
>>491094653Cute feet!
>>491127260He tasted like asphalt mixed with spoiler milk. Still better than that momsoup
>>491127430Based!!
>>491126490This one is aids.
>>491128231NAH its fine
>>491112737
>julia is loveI will find you and I will eat you>>491126490
>>491129546Twitter is that way
>>491130398Hussy rabu
>>491130398Idk who that is but they sound extremely based and probably also very handsome
>put two pieces together>someone takes them before I can find a third>put another two pieces together>someone takes them before I can find a third>put another two pieces together>someone takes them before I can find a thirdSTOP TAKING MY BABIES FROM ME
>>491132286skill issue
>>491070073>I've totally alienated myself, I haven't been able to enjoy anything for months, and I sincerely feel like I'm at my rope's endMonths? For me it was years mate
>>491132286I had assembled a group of five and someone did that. It is not personal. Simply the way of the jiggie
>>491132286I put them in the right place so you dont have to :3
>>491132286I HAD A VISIONTHEY MUST BE PLACED WITHIN THE JIGYOUR FRAGILE EMOTIONAL TIES ARE MEANINGLESS TO THE GOOD OF THE COLLECTIVE
>>491125125The hussies will sell us the rope we shall use to hang them!
great image but makes for a challenging jiggie
>>491133781Better than just black and red though
>>491133781This one was actually perfect. Plenty of colors, patterns, and shapes to follow.
>>491133893leave jiggieanon alone!
>>491133781Loved this one. Was thinking about doing this myself if no one else did.
>>491133994Nothing against jiggieanon for that. Just most of the fanart is black and red.
>>491133994Jiggiefag gets what he fucking deserves (politely worded constructive criticism)!
>>491133893>>491134187I was told to make an annoying one! Why is EVERYONE so mean to me?!
>>491134362It didn't look annoying, it looked challenging. Sorry I wasn't there, dope pic
>>491134362Because you made an annoying one!
>>491134362I bully you because your reactions are cute and I tease the people I love the most!
>>491134628Jiggieanons reactions are the best. We need to bully him more. Also I killed AshleyTanning
>>491134362BECAUSE I HATE YOU LEYLEY!!! I HATE YOU!!!!
>>491135062The basketball people have corrupted you!
>>491135385Shut cho crakkka azz up biotch
>>491135550WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I´ve had it with you wiggers! Guess what? I´m canceling my NBL subscription!
>>491135927Where the hell did you get the money for a subscription?
>>491136537Uh, stealing. Duh!
>>491136683And you say I've been influenced by the basket ball people you little niglet!
>>491132503Different stages to it I guess. Before I could tolerate it, but lately, everything's null. I don't know what to do.
>>491137140It doesn't count because I'm a cute little Coffinlish girl and I don't spent the money on crack!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hCzhBNzIBw
Aww, man... Ashley, look. My thread is dying.
>>491142601We're all listening to Weezer
What's his endgame?
>>491081456This is embarrassing to admit, but I made my own weights/ barbell using gallon jugs full of sand strapped to the ends of an old broom handle. Two on one side, two on the other. Just be sure that it's balanced and be considerate how much weight the handle can handle (lol). but I get what you mean anon. I had to force myself back into it a few months back.
>>491142601This is what happens when you let hussies into the thread.
>>491142789Sibling sex to create the antichrist
>>491142789World domination and yada yada.
>>491142789His giantess dommy mommy to be free
>>491143385I hope one of the endings is like this. I really love the idea of them living out happy lives in a hellscape world.
>>491143852I hope it's the Burial All stars ending
>>491143385I like femlord unknown
>>491058257>>491059063Answer our >>491060852 questions please
would they have deep fried their parents, instead of souping them?also how much Old Bay would they use?
>>491149509>Soul SiblingsI chuckled>would they have deep fried their parents, instead of souping them?It probably would've tasted better. Fried food is great
>>491149509The only reason they'd have eaten their parents is because they thought it would give them magical powers.I suppose in this case it would be true.
>>491149509They'd be all chewy because they couldn't cook properly.
>>491149509They'd wash their parents in bleach and dishsoap
/calg/ I must confess that I find Nigshley pretty hot
>>491150936I imagine her being voiced by Cree Summers aka Foxy Love from Drawn Together. Which makes her even hotter
>>491151172I imagine that when she laughs it's unintentionally pretty loud. She seems like a risible person
>>491150936>Shy lil' whiteboy, shy lil' whiteboy!>How does this make any sense, I'm white but I'm still your blood brother?>Sheeeit I dunno 'bout all dem jeans, now gimme that meat massa.
Hey anons, I'm sorry to ask here, but can you tell me if this hairstyle looks ok on me?https://files.catbox.moe/rqg68e.jpgI've always liked my hair like this, but I want to try and start leaving my room again and I feel like a freak looking like this at my age.Again sorry to ask here. A lot of you like the same kind of shit, so your opinions would matter to me more than most. I'll delete it in a little bit.
>>491153605Holy shit, it's Marion!I'm hardly the pinnacle of taste, but I like your hair. It looks nice anon.
>>491153962Appreciate that anon. I haven't left the house much in 4 years and I've been getting bad anxiety being around others lately. I just can't live like this anymore.
>>491150936I can imagine Andrew hyper fixating on the interracial aspect of their relationship to ignore any uncomfortable feelings he gets from it being incestuous. Of course Ashley still plays around with both aspects.
>>491154630I definitely think getting out and talking to people will help eliminate some of that anxiety. I'm very much in the same boat, but taking little steps helps. I wish you the best of luck.
>>491154643Fuuuuuuuuuck she looks like my cousins girlfriend, don't do this to me /calg/
>>491155196>looks like my cousins girlfriendYou should lynch her.
>>491155274No, she's one of like 5 people left who laugh at my jokes.
I have been ritualposting these domestic fantasies with Julia for some time now. In a way it has been fun to imagine but recently it has started to just make me sad, because I want so badly for it to be true, and I know the way things are going will never get me there. Going to focus less on /calg/ and maybe one day I can find my own cute Juliawife. I need to do more than this. Thanks to those who appreciated these posts when I was making them.
>>491156510I'll always bully you for it, but it's really nice to hear that you want to make that into a reality anon. Good luck out there buddy.
Shroomley!
>>491157225Help, I ate a shroomley and accidentally fucked my sister while tripping balls!
>>491158292Sorry, I meant I accidentally tripped balls while fucking my sister.
Now that the thread is a bit slower, I haven't really been able to keep up with the threads (not because I took a break or anything, they were just going way too fast for me) since the Shota-kun wars seemingly ended with the shotacon's victory, Did I miss anything important?
>>491159309What are you talking about?
>>491159309
>>491159309Being hated and ignored by the entire thread is hardly a victory
>>491156510>recently it has started to just make me sad, because I want so badly for it to be trueKarma police, arrest this man
>>491158292Sorry, I meant I tripped on my balls causing them to spin around giving me testicular torsion while fucking my sister while tripping balls
>>491159646Yeah, I think we all just do our jigs or bail for a while when they're doing their shit.
>>491158292Damnit sorry I meant I ripped my balls while fucking my sister too hard because I was tripping and didn't realize I was fucking her too hard.
>>49116029311 more days until we have something new to talk about for 3 days anons. We're so close. Our loyalty to /calg/ will surely pay off.
>>491160264Yep. Alternatively, we could post sibling love to drown out the schizos
What would Ashley's theme song be?
>>491160574>A devblog progress image like pic rel with (slightly) changed bars>2 images>no release dateThe last devblog provided like 4 hours of doomposting and everyone forgot it existed.
>>491160710I'd love that. They always make me feel a little better.
>>491160727This of coursehttps://youtu.be/kvdMNuQMslk?si=JmLZEBirmYJ0Sgkj
>>491160747>no pic relit's even more over than before
>>491160727https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai_Mq8SmUQk
>>491160747>>491160935We got some cool fan art out of this, at least. That's always a plus in my book.
>>491160727Don't make me dig for that all night because I will anon.
>>491160989
>>491160727https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3not2MRWZk
>>491159309>Shota-kun wars seemingly ended with the shotacon's victoryShotachads can’t stop winning!
>>491162041How many edits do you have at this point?
>>491159434What I said was pretty clear, what did I miss?
>>491162543Your medication.
>>491111704I didn't notice that Lucy in Helltaker had eyebags until the crossover fanart. Then again Malina is also popular and her eyebags are very prominent.
>>491160727https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0lj3WX_5psOk, I admit that she would never listen to this, but it's too good not to post. It's the kinda thing Andrew wishes he could write (just like me)
>>491156510Good luck, anon. To be honest, your post makes me a little sad. So many people come and go from 4chan threads I love, and leave to have real, successful lives. I'm both jealous that I don't have the drive to make something of myself and upset that anons are leaving me, even though we're complete strangers. No wonder I like Ashley so much.
I wish there was fanart of Andrew brutally murdering Renee in the cellar while Ashley masturbates with the revolver
>>491163293be the uh.... change you wanna see?
>>491162592Just say you can't answer a simple question instead of crying.
>>491163267>To be honest, your post makes me a little sadSame. Pretty much every time he posted, I would start to gosling about not having a cute wife to hold. Kinda crazy to think that he's acting on that feeling to make his desires real
>>491163543Sadly I have no art skills.
>>491163725You can always commission an artist
>>491163725The best time to start drawing was 20 years ago, the second best time is today
>>491163725>>491163787here's my portfolio, commission me. $500 NOW
>>491163639You made up a fictional conflict in your head and declared a winner. Just stop pretending to be a bystander and admit you're one of them.
>>491163674With a resolve like that, I really hope he succeeds and finds his happiness. My loneliness just makes me cope with fantasy even harder. People who turn their pain into positive life changes should be encouraged. Anyway, sorry for Thiuposting.
>>491164226"them"
>>491164274>People who turn their pain into positive life changes should be encouraged.That's the trick anon. You learn to spite yourself so much that you keep on insisting you have to be better.
>>491164031HUMMINA HUMMINAThat subtle navel... the stretch of fabric between her breasts... the seal flipper hands... the sexy, mischievous smirk...
>>491164274>Anyway, sorry for Thiuposting.It's Thiu hours.
here's a shitty song to make you lads depressedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDnJ1kAgNMY
>>491164637It's ALWAYS Thiu hours in my dumb stupid head! Why can't I ever have Ashley hours? Hell, I'll take Joutilainen hours!>>491164434Finally, a good use for the simmering rage inside me.
>>491149509Soul Brother Number One
>>491165072Thiu hours late at night, Ashley hours when I wake up. It's a vicious cycle
>>491164031Sexy
>>491164939>My first kiss>My virginityOh well, can't lose what you've never had.>Pompeii>DinosaursNOOOOOO FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
>>491165467>Oh well, can't lose what you've never had.I'm retarded, I meant I haven't even lost these yet.It's late, shut up.
>>491165919it okay anon. me understood
>>491165919I'm glad you clarified. I was concerned and had many questions
>>491165338Then where ARE you :(
>>491166015me glad thread understand grug postsmake type thought very hard
penis in sister
>>491166334
>>491165467>>DinosaursThe dinosaurs are enviousFor years, I thought this is what Thom Yorke was saying in Optimistic. I thought he was saying it to mean that dinosaurs envy us because they're dead and we're still alive. Because dinos are so cool, it would serve as a reason to keep your head up and not give in to despair. Turns out he was saying "dinosaurs will roam the Earth", and I don't really know what he means by that
>>491166334Radical statement
>>491166334Penis, good.Sister, fine.But penis IN sister? Penis in SISTER?! PENIS. IN. SISTER?!?! HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
>>491164226So you're just mad that I said last time I checked the thread you got owned? You realize that just reinforce how hard you got curbstomped, right?
>>491166453>SpoilerI like your interpretation of the lyric so much better. No one seems to know what the fuck that line actually means.
Sorry to both you of you, but I won and you both lost. Goodbye.
Incest is bad!
Incest is good!
>>491166795You're just schizo rambling at this point.
>>491166334Hey, it's Nemlei. I just wanted you to know this is Ashley's canon orgasm face. Big Brother Cock is so good it scrambles your brain. That's all. Ch.3 coming 2026. See you suckers later.
>>491167146Nemlei's the fuckin coolest.
>>491166910Sorry, I got it wrong. It's "Dinosaurs roaming the Earth". Still though, I have no fucking clue what that means or how it relates to the rest of the song (which is about, get this, staying optimistic and not giving in to despair). Anyway, thanks. I like my version too
>>491167134You're just shota kun angry everyone call tell you just keep getting owned so you throw a tantrum at me instead of answering a simple question. AKA the same behavior that always make everyone side against you and made shota posting a constant of this general.
>>491167189You're goddamn right I am. I smoke and have a forklift certification. I'm one cool cat.
>>491167318>random uncalled for schizo rambling for over an hour>esllol
>>491167339Coolcat!?
>>491167146>>491167339Kissing Nemlei
>>491167591>Replying twice to my tantrum is rambling for over an hour>L-l-lolWho's an upset little shota-kun? Who's the little shota still mad he got owned weeks ago? It's you!
>>491167318>>491167925Stop replying you stupid faggot, you're giving him the attention he wants
>>491167591>He's an amerifatExplains a lot.
>>491168054Have you considered I like bullying retards even when they are desperate for attention?
>>491168237I want to slap her boobs like bongos
>>491168221Don't care, it's off topic. This isn't your playground
>>491168054I'm not the one who entered the thread to stir shit randomly but ok.
>>491168326Normally you do that with her ass
>>491168343Asking a question about the general's news isn't shit stirring, you're just an angry faggot.>>491168334News are on topic and all of 4chan is my playground.
>>491168632^o^
>>491166453Dinosaurs aren't actually extinct since birds are still alive and they are one of the most diverse groups of animals in the world. Only non-theropod dinosaurs went extinct.
Ashley needs to be chokedwith love!
>>491168898Do birds count as dinosaurs? What's the technical definition of dinos anyway?
>>491168898Maybe we can all put aside our differences and beat this anon up.
>>491168993>What's the technical definition of dinos anyway?"Can be turned into dino nuggets'.
>>491168483off topic shit stirring
>>491169173People are dinosaurs too!
>>491169786Now you're getting it!
I don't have any specific anecdotes of my sister being cute, but everything she does is cute because she is cute. Thanks for listening.
>>491169930SHE'S UGLY AND HAS BOYISH TRAITS (severe faux pas in eastern countries)!
>>491169528Cope
>>491168993Birds belong to the subgroup maniraptora or commonly known as coelurosaurs which are theropods and theropods are saurischians.>>491169003Shut up Ashley
>>491169786>>491169857And thus dinosaurs still walk the Earth.
>>491170057seethe and dilate
>>491170050She's not ugly, she's a solid 6/10 in the face and a 300/10 in body.
>>491167060Yes!>>491167119No!
>>491170217Have fun doing that.
>>491170280Shut up, Hussy!
>>491170236Andrew thinks about holding hands and spoiling Ashley all day. Too bad he is in denial and can't jusy enjoy himself!
>>491170363>no uLast (you) attention whore.
>>491170248>a 300/10 in body.We didn't ask her weight.
>>491160727https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGG2g0mWfkc
>>491170615I'm working on it, don't hassle me.
>>491170569>Running away this easilyYou finally learned to accept when you lost, angry faggot.
>>491170670Ew
>>491170860Imagine soaked Leyley uoh
>>491170860Love it. I keep wanting to do a drawing of Andy and Leyley riding down a big hill on a bike with Ashley standing on the pegs, but the perspective is just way too challenging for me.
>>491170921You get what you fucking deserve. All sisters are cute snugglebuddies. Treasures worth protecting.
>>491163267I can't post on peak /calg/ because of work but I still read it. Like Tolkien's elves my influence fades but I must remain in the thread until its life is utterly spent.
>>491170081Mhm. Yup. I understood some of those words
>>491171034>Treasures worth protectingTrash for disposal you mean.
>>491171352I want my sister's ass, on my face preferably but I will accept anywhere on my personage as a consolation prize.
>>491171352Punished Andrew would perform a face surgery on Julia to make her look like Ashley and then implant her memories with hypnosis.
>>491171423That's no way to talk about the love of your life, anon.
>>491171423Have you tried asking her politely?
>>491171028Never give up on your dreams or you get the smack!
>>491171552That's a fair point, I'll try that.
>>491171352Shut up Decaydrew, you're just mad because you can't accept any responsibility! Blaming your cute sister for everything, how evil!
>>491171501Technically it's not incest right?
Why do fanfic writers think being a good parent means always siding with your kid no matter what and encouraging their bad behavior? I was reading that Mr. Graves fic and he felt more like a best friend to the siblings rather than their actual father.
>Hey sis wanna fuck?>Hmmmm aightWhat the fuck? It wasn't supposed to be so easy. IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO WORK
>>491171879Because most fanfic writers are fucking dumb
>>491171932I think some anons are more afraid of getting that reaction than they would be getting rejected.
>>491171879Parents being friends with their kids is explicitly a zoomer thing because their late gen-x parents are irresponsible.
>>491172023No kidding. I "joke" about wanting to pound my sister's tits like they'd get pregnant, but I'd have no idea what to do if she said she was down to clown.
>>491172183You would do right? You wouldn't break her heart, right?
>>491172183Drunkanon...
>>491172023W-What should I do now?
>>491169930I hate you. My sister treats me like I don't exist. I'm considering making her think I'm suicidal so she'll be nice to me
woke up with a tummy ache
>>491172798Kissing Ashley's tummy
>>491172798Kicking Ashley's tummy
>>491172578so you're ugly
>>491172894The outside reflects the inside
>>491172578As someone who has taste-tested the business end of an M4: don't. It's not worth it, it's not worth considering, it's not even worth pretending. Just tell your sister you miss her and that you love her. Start from there.
>>491173074What did it taste like?
Am I the only person in these threads who's an only child
>>491173492Hopefully.>>491173392Like sucking on a handful of pennies.
>>491172515I'm not going to tell you to fuck her but I will point out you said you would.
>>491172798Sorry to hear that anon. Hope you feel better and get some sleep
>>491173074S-sorry. I'm trying to keep the Thiuposting to a minimum.
>>491173492Me too.Tfw no sister gf...
>>491173897That's okay, just remember that you're loved and that death is a bad metric for measuring your impact to the world and the people who love you.
>>491173492I'm not but we're all men so none of this really makes sense to me.
>>491172515>>491173802Also whatever you do don't post anything personal to try to prove it to anyone.
>>491174116I wouldn't do thatI just had to tell someone because I'm freaking out
I hope we learn more about the Graves Armenian roots in the next chapter
My sister made me dinner again tonight. She can be really cold, but can't help but appreciate how sweet she can be sometimes.
>>491176090#1 arto
>>491176090Ashley on his mind all day every day
Don't want to overdo it, but if any of you are up for a latenight jiggie, I'll do one with you.
>>491176396I'm down
>>491176719Trying to find good art for it.
>>491176719https://jiggie.fun/secretjiggin
>>491172798congrats on the pregnancy
You know what pisses me off? The game's main menu picture. Ashley's main weapon isn't the cleaver but the revolver! Andrew's main weapon is the cleaver not a fork and knife!NEMLEI FIX YOUR SHIT!!!!
>>491177880You will it after chapter 4
Guess I can't save replays on firefox but good job lads. Was fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIyBGGrZCGA
How haven't I ever seen this before?
>>491142789>endgame>>491143385Through Noelle's and Yule's imp baby he wants to open the gates to Hyperborea (snow sprite world)
>>491177880But that's precisely the point, isn't it? You see it in the other marketing material as well. It's a reflection of Andrew's delusion that Ashley is the crazy blade-wielding psycho, rather than him being the one who always held the cards. Dare I say, Andrew's delusion is THE coffin.
>>491181571
>>491185289Very sweet.
This is the Mona Lisa of Nemlei's art. My big bro instincts are screaming at me to gently wash that scraped knee with lukewarm water, apply antibiotic cream and bandage.
>>491171932>>491172023>>491172515>"hahah yooooooo good one!!">nonchalantly browse phone or do whatever you were doing before>if she clarifies that it wasn't a joke act surprised and bully her degenerate assJust be a based coward and just take the female validation without fucking literally your relationship with your sister forever. You don't want 10 years later for both of you to have intrusive thoughts of each other's cute little moans whenever you meet at a family gathering. ~Wisdom of a cousin kisser.
>>491187450I want to see drunkshley so bad. Also is that a fuckin hickey on her neck!? Is this her celebrating getting Andrew so wasted he fucks her?
>>491171932>>491172023>>491172515Don't listen to this chubby little queer>>491188908Just go for it. ~Wisdom of a cousin kisser/fucker
>>491188936>getting Andrew so wasted he fucks her?Bad move cuz he can pretend it didn't happen when the post nut clarity hits.
>>491189154All that matters to Ashley is that she knows it happened and what comes after...
>>491189090>chubbyFuck off.
>>491189368Strike a nerve, big boy?
>>491189425I seriously need to get back to twinkmaxxing.
>>491189604Then put down the cheesecake and go back to twinkmaxxing!
Do you think Ep3 will confirm the Nemleiverse?
Sleeptime gbye.I'll be playing stuff later at 4:30 PM EST.We'll try out Hannibal and if it's not fun for us to watch, I'll switch to Beetlejuice.
>>491195921Goodnight. Don't let the hussies bite
>>491197775This is what right door fags are afraid of.
>>491162404Not enough
>>491198750Do you think there will be any major differences in burial between the Sane and Questionable routes? Alternatively do you think there will be any changes in decay between not trusting Andrew and accepting the deal?
>>491162849Malina is a Slavic woman who enjoys old turn based RPGs of course she'd have eyebags
>>491199438>burial>sane routeCome on now.
>>491200938Secondaychama...
>>491201834there is no sane burial route. Every "sane" choice ends in decay
>>491202129what's sane about murder-suicide
>>491202249that is debateable
>>491202329what is?
>>491200938There's two different routes in burial. The Sane and Questionable routes and they're different from each other. So I wondered if there will be any major changes between the two routes.
>>491202249what isn´t?
>>491199438Nothing major beyond some flavor text, we got Andrew giving a sarcastic eulogy and we got no sane route art. The sane route feels like a cucked version of the questionable route.
>>491202918I still feel like there will be something because the vision played a major part in their development considering they seem so much closer in the questionable route compared to the sane. So I don't think it'll just affect some text.
>>491203317Honestly they kinda acted like pre-route choices.
>>491203504What do you mean?
>>491202918It's not really flavour text; their relationships are in completely different places
>>491204278And Andrew clearly saw something when they slept with the trinket because he was bothered by something. Whether it was the sex vision or something else completely
>ANCHOR POSTWe are currently dealing with a known cutie. If anyone sees this boi, give him a kiss and hug and a juice box.That is all.
SPHERICAL!!
>>491206613Such a good post! mind if I borrow this for the next thread?
>>491206923Sure
>>491207042I love you
>>491207263I'm taken
Ashley feets
>>491207525I want to put my noes between her toes
>>491207436By Andy I’m assuming?
Leyley is so based
>>491207590 nemlei told me ashley isnt gonna have feet in episode 3
>>491208075Amputeeanon's dreams are coming true!
>>491207975By femanon
>>491208186Nugley!
>>491209365Chicken Nugley
Maybe it's just me but open eyed kissing is hot
My SFW Coffin fanart folder has over a thousand images.
>>491207525
>>491207976She does not like the darks
>>491207976>atheist parentsevery time
kudos to whoever made the family guy crossover meme. still my favorite coffin meme to date.
Sistoes...
I found an underrated Coffin fanartist: https://x.com/Chimi_hh/media
>>491187450
>>491215982Disgusting.Uncute.Barbaric even.
looksroom 302 girl 7/10renee 7/10ashley 6/10julia 7/10andrew 7/10mr. graves 4/10cult leader 6/10nina 5/10
>>491216406It's been a while since I've gotten to post any of those. It feels like people haven't posted them as much lately
>>491217043Lmao based
>>491217082
Can anyone recommend a good artist to commission for Ashley pegging Andy?
>>491222198
>>491222198Andrew canonically hates butt stuff.
>>491222198Please post it here when it’s done.
>>491223841But he wants Ashley to shove that Andy junk up her ass
>>491227124
Can't wait for Andrew to beat Ashley to near death and then dump her in a ditch!
I can't wait for Andrew to have kinky sex with his sister.
>>491226309That's her hymen blood
>>491231351>finally, it's done. Now Ashley will decay in her coffinI stood up and clapped when he said that
It doesn't feel like I'm friends with my sister anymore. I get that she's busy and exhausted from her job, but I miss getting a text from her every morning. When I try to message her just she leaves me on read most of the time, and when she talks it's mostly only ever about herself. There's moments of brilliance but as of late she feels like a husk. Fuck man, we hung out a lot last year but I've barely met her this year.
>>491232851This is why women should not be allowed to work, also it would help solve inflation.
>>491232405I want mop in my mouth
>>491231351same
>>491232851>and when she talks it's mostly only ever about herself.Just do the Metal Gear thing and repeat the ends of her sentences back to her as a question. People tend to love talking about themselves. Granted, this is my strategy for getting through conversations, not having meaningful ones
One footjob please
>>491234729That'll be 400 dollars
>>491234818Keep the tip
>>491217082They all suck.
>>491236686Take it back
>>491238381No. Doing such things is as editing artwork is insulting Nemlei.
>>491238949Nemlei created Julia. She's cute!
>>491238949is this edit insulting nemlei?
>>491241867That's just fucking horid bro.
>more than 200 threads about this trash gameSHAME of you,xd
>>491243108Here's to 200 more!
You know, that Ashley, is not, a virgin, right?
>>491243878Why are, you, speaking, like this, while, lying?
>>491243954I think he, has a, breathing, condition, from Ashley, punching him, in the, windpipe.
>>491241867Isn't it sad how hussies always misrepresent the facts because they have no evidence on their side? Watch how the floozy cries out as she steals your brother!
Summershley!
>>491245119she's wearing a plastic bag?
>>491245353you don't?
>>491245353Yes. Ashley hates sea turtles ever since one tripped Andrew on the beach as a kid, and her goal is total extinction of the species by 2035. She's doing her part!
Which nemle girl has the stinkiest feet?
>>491245837Julia hasn't taken her shoes off since she was 13. She obviously can't wash them and her feet have malformed like chinese foot binding.
>>491245837Aenon. The poor girl walks through blood baths at the temple.
>>491241867>"Horrid choice, I thought your time watching me and your mother would've taught you to steer clear of mentally ill women.">"Whatever, now it's time to pick a career.">"Work with me and commit war crimes with your old man.">"Or go to community college and study litfaggotry."
>>491246786Mr. Graves is nowhere near this suave. Realistically:>Oh, right. I have a son and daughter. Anders and Parsley, I think? They're, you know, uh... kids. That are mine.>Anyway, have you ever considered jumping off a balcony? Just asking.
>>491246786submissive doormats don't talk like that and commot war crimes lmao
>>491243878Obviously not since the vision didn't phase her.
>>491230335Erotic Andy's cheeks ToT
>>491248024She explicitly says she thought it would happen eventually, and she's more concerned with Andrew's reaction in that scene.
>>491245119Sweaty imouto
>>491222198Are you actually going to commission? In that case try with Sinensian or CaptainKirb
>>491248180Jiggle jiggle~>>491248429Nta but good choices
>>491248375Don't forget to bathe your sweaty imouto to make a nicely fragrant imouto.
>>491248703I read that if you slap cat's cheeks you are touching their "sweet" spot>good choicesThanks. But I hope they are not that expensive.
>>491249131What mail are they getting? Nobody knows who they are. Is it just spam?
>>491249470ASHLEY NO! DO NOT THE CAT!
>>491249675Noise complaints
>>491249947ASHLEY YES! DO THE CAT!
>>491250258Oh, you got a permit? Carry on then
>>491250608Of course I do, ha!Don't worry you can watch.
>>491251030I am looking respectfully.
>>491251608LMAOO great edit
Hannibal in 5 mins.
>>491251946
>>491251706Glad you like it :)psssst. Got you some more <3 https://files.catbox.moe/hbqqln.rar
>>491252110Fuck it, 10 minutes.
>>491252242ToT thank you bestieThis sure was a long file but I enyoyed it lolWhat program do you use for this?
>>491253098Oh, I didn't use any program. I just asked on /slop/ lmao
>>491254625Kek Oh I see. Noted, just in case kekThanks for the links as always
>>491255472No problem, mommy -3-
Where is Nekotanning?
>>491256180Based
>>491256272Dead
>>491256272I had the vet neuter him
>>491256272I think we scared/bored him away. Maybe shouldn't have hit him with my suicidal rhetoric. Screwing with him was the most fun I had in these threads in a while.
>>491260253>>491260685No...who will groom kids on discord now?!?Who will shove hamsters up their ass now?!?!
>>491261616The thread is better off without rectum rodents.
>>491261616If someone must take up the mantle of shoving hamsters up their anus, I will take the role. It is my duty and honor.
>>491261616Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us?
Alright, showing's over lol. Thanks for coming anons. I'm moving it to Saturday 7 PM EST next time.
>>491261920You´re fine with that Andy but eating the cultist was just tooooo fucked up?
Just curious for those of you who don't leave your house, what do you do for money these days? I just work part-time doing stuff with AI. Boring as hell, but I get to choose my own hours at least.
>>491265173medical retirement and a rental property I own.
>>491265536Nice move with the rental property. Hope you're living comfortably.
>>491266093Thanks, I'm living a dream I didn't know I had when I was a mere normalfag.
>>491215982Truly h*ssyfags are the Jews of Coffin.
Julia will always have Andrew’s virginity, cope Ashleyfags
>>491269043Too bad she can't have any of his affection. Hell, too bad he can barely remember she existed.
>>491265173Tech job, but in a non-tech industry, so it's pretty chill. Investing what I can into broad index funds to try and retire early.
Wish I'd stop putting in so much effort to sabotage myself. I probably deserve to be where I am.
>>491269761Maybe you'd stop sabotaging yourself if you kissed your sister. Kiss your sister.
>>491268705Why do they persecute me so?
>>491269761No anon. You are a human, making mistakes is part of it. You will be fine, I am sure of it.
>>491270584Because you get in the way of true love. >:(
>>491269898Let me work on hugging first, at least!>>491270638You're right anon. Thank you for saying that.
>>491270584AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>491247176>Anyway, have you ever considered jumping off a balcony? Just asking.Bitchy sorority girl or socially awkward despressed 40 yo wage slave?you decide
>>491247706hes in deep cover by the time the game happens
>>491270584deserved
>>491272473ASHLEY YOU'RE GOING TO DESTROY THE WHOLE PLANET!!!! YOU'VE GOT TO STOP IT!!!!!!!
>>491273712FINE IF I´M NOT ALLOWED TO DESTROY YOUR WORLD, I´LL JUST FORCE YOU TO DO IT!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>491274537First testicular torsion, now this!?
>>491275179Now they're beyblades https://files.catbox.moe/4ncqng.mp4
>>491276407kek
I was masturbating last night and the random girl I was picturing in my head during the act turned into Ashley. I blame all of you.
>>491279582Good
>>491279582...you weren't masturbating to Ashley from the start?
>>491279582That was the most tame thing I've seen someone be ashamed of here.
>>491279957You don't understand. My fetish is hyperpregnancy.
Mmmmmmmm Ivy grool...
>>491280204That is honestly based. Have you seen that krekk0v elden ring art piece?
>>491280262>groolWhat a gross word. Girljuice deserves a nicer one
>>491281630no
>>491281630No because Ivy is a grooling woman
>>491280502Thanks man. I just took a look. It's not really to my taste, but it's very well done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfj_PZWdD6g
>oversleep>still wake up in the morningMorning /calg/ I think I'm finally fixing my sleep
>Mom tells me to tell my sister to do the dishes >I forget>2 hours pass and my sister obviously hasn't started them>now I have to rush her to get them done before Mom gets homeFuck
>>491287562Help her finish them and gain sister brownie points. gg ez
>>491287562This was a sign from god that you have to do the dishes. Sister are meant for fucking, not doing chores
>>491287443Morning anon!
>>491287702Hmmm, not sure I agree with that one. If sisters don't do chores there's no opportunity for come-from-behind titty honks.
>>491287562Sisters are princesses meant to be served by their brothers. You clean the dishes NOW.
>>491288321I DID THEM YESTERDAY
>>491288321Agreed!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy7ESK4OcuU
every IP is turning to shityou people are the only ones who have good reason to look forward to new things coming out
>>491288627DO THEM AGAIN
You guys want this as the #232 image?
>>491288321>You clean the dishes NOW.I wish I could, my sister fucking sucks at doing the dishes. But MOM insists that she "learns how"
>>491289029Coffin benefits from having an oldfag dev (as in 4chan oldfag) so the game is full of soul
>>491289029wtf are we supposed to do after this is completed anyways? Maybe I'll get off the internet and go hobo for the hell of it.
>>491289761That's when the incest uprising starts. Our ramblings about the rights of siblings here may be presented as jokes, but they will be remembered thousands of years later like specific Bible quotes.
>>491287890Ask her to put her feet on your face in return
>>491289761>wtf are we supposed to do after this is completed anyways?What lies beyond /calg/? /calg/. It shall last forever
2 more hours and I'm done with work. Yippee.
>>491290649/calg/ shall die
>>491291168I think it needs to for my sanity.
>>491291168>>491291292Fuck you. /calg/ will be eternal. I fully intend to post in these threads years after the games final release
>>491289761There is going to be a handful of people keeping the thread on life support for a while, like pet owners unable to let go of fluffy they'll keep it alive despite its suffering and lamentations because they're unable to let go. In an ideal world, the thread would stick around for a few months after release and either go dormant until NemNems announce another game, or just stays in its grave so its memory isn't spoiled.
>>491291487Still in the first stage, I see.
>>491288737There's something surreal about hearing a song you haven't heard since high school. I think I need to go lie down now
>>491291737I know what you mean. It's like you're suddenly thrown back to the moment you first remember hearing it with all those worries and aspirations you had on your mind at the time. Funny how much you can both miss and dread a time of your life.
>>491289060Okay I did, sheesh!
>>491289530Learning how to clean takes very little time given proper instruction. Either your sister is mentally retarded or she's fallen victim to improper instruction.
>>491294296>>491289530Keep your sister retarded and helpless so you can position yourself as a lifelong reliable figure she can depend on
>>491294483This man understands.
>>491294483My sister is smart, but she still treats me like I'm some unstoppable force of nature with infinite wisdom.
>>491232851Kidnap her and drive a hundred miles away to a secure location and live in a cabin with her
>>491297384God I wish I was you
Just had a revelation. Think I've been such a mopey fuck lately because I started taking an ssri lol. I'm usually numb enough where misery is comforting for me, so now that I'm "feeling" things, I just don't know wtf I'm supposed to do with em.Off the meds and back to being my sardonic old self!
>>491298598>ssri>feeling thingsLmao
>>491298598>SSRIhave fun never jerking off again
>>491299125Haven't been such a bitch since I was 16 so it's gotta be something.
>>491298598My friends have told me that they think I have an anxiety disorder, but I'm scared to tell a doctor because I don't want meds that'll make me into a zombie
>>491299895That's a smart move anon. Xanax will absolutely turn you into a zombie. The best way to deal with anxiety is by doing the things that stress you out instead of hiding from them. It'll suck at first, but you'll learn to deal with it.
We all should post our feet for the full release of the game
>>491300739I'm gonna rip your feet off if you keep this up anon.
>>491300823Yes anon thats who I totally am haha-Signed NOT nemlei
>>491300973Considering the absurd amount of foot fetish art for her games, it wouldn't totally shock me if she got that ball rolling somehow.
>>491299223That's weird, because I've been on SSRIs for years, and I fell out of the habit of taking my meds about 6 months ago, and I've been struggling to orgasm ever since. I had better results when I was consistent. WTF
>>491297887Please, god, let this happen to me! This is my ultimate fantasy. I don't care if I have to do the kidnapping or if I get kidnapped, I just want an unhealthy codependant relationship and a comfy cabin innawoods.
>>491302387Get in line pal.
>>491302543But I've been waiting in line for years! When is it MY turn!?
>>491302745Look out your window anon! We've got a surprise for you!!!
>>491302387>flimsily justified escapist fantasyVery original, bravo
>>491302820Holy shit, is that chloroform and rope? For me? Aww, you shouldn't have!
>>491302820NTA but I looked anyway because SOME of you are UNHINGED lmfao
>>491303409>Anon missed me because I hid in the bushesLOL, look again idiot
>>491303725I'm fucking blind I wouldn't even be able to SEE you unless you stood under a lamp, dumbass!!!!
>>491303850Then why did you even bother looking, stupid?
>>491304016Why'd you bother showing up if you weren't gonna BREAK IN you're gonna make me LOOK for ya?!
>>491304016This anon, I swear... I don't even want to go through with it now.
>>491304126I'm too shy to break in! S-shut up!>>491304139It's no fun anymore. Now he's not even scared. What a waste.
I'm going for a run. Now nobody ;) come and kidnap me ;) while I'm out there...;)
>>491304446>Isn't even afraid no moreI'll let you in so you can choke me, it's basically the same thing>too shyI won't call the cops, I promise. We'll say it's an 'internet thing'
>>491304686Oh great, now you're inviting us in? Are we going to sit around and drink tea together too??
>>491304794I'm out of tea, faggots. Har har.
>>491304794Being English, I have lots of tea, you can all have a cuppa so long as each of you agrees to let me plough you into my mattress.If you're bigger than me then I suppose you can plough me into it instead, the bigger dick always tops.
I'm out.
it got really fucking gay in here
>>491305453Could be worse. It can ALWAYS be worse.
>>491305453It wasn't even me this time lol
>>491305453gayer than JIAC?
>>491305453>suddenly
Yes... hahaha... YES! Keep talking about gay sex! I'm almost there!
fine, sex cancelled
Damn man, why can't you just kidnap someone platonically these days?
>>491306138I'm in my jammies, Anon. Git gud.
>>491306060Wait wait wait! No need to be so hasty anon. Can we just reschedule the sex for later?
>>491306471Anon you're giving me some kind of complex
>>491306636It doesn't need to be complex. I think our first time should be simple.
I was playing games and missed out on the sex!
Damn Andrew is fucking this!
>>491306908Dumb thiuposter. I sentence you to a thousand years with a buttplug.
>>491306914So Julia is just Andrew with a side-bang hereHe's cute but I'mma say it, Julia's original design is cuter>>491306908You didn't, it never happened>>491306820Quit fuckin' with me, Anon ;_;
>>491306914He's a lucky guy
>>491307242They better be a good replacement or I'll twist things off of them they will both miss
>>491307234Fuck, I can't fucking type, Anons. I've committed social suicide. I'm out.
>>491307349A good replacement for what?
>>491307548If someone killed my best friend and had the balls to tell me about it, they are going to be my personal bitches
>>491307465
>>491308017Deserved, I'll go back to work ;_;
>>491308251Just playing anon, love ya
I can feel my sister losing respect for me by the day since I became a NEET. It's so over
>>491308371D'awww, love yah>>491308376Time to househusbandmaxx with me, there's no shame in it lol
I know this will start some shit, but a community collab of coffin hussies would be really cute, we could have Andrew and Ashley in the middle fighting them off together.
>>491310698Oh yea you could do some powerpuff girls shit or somethin except with maybe like 4 girls.
>>491309320>there's no shame in it lolI can't tell her to do anything anymore. I told her to take out the trash (since it's her turn today) and she responded with "Why don't you do it? I went to school, you've done nothing all day." And I didn't have a reply to that
>>491310946If you want a Renee one I see what you're asking for but maybe they could be a set of pictures at that point. Yellow for Julia, Green for Andrew, Pink for Ashley, Yellow-Green for Mrs. Graves, etc etc. Uh. What's 302 Lady's associated 'colour' lolHaha poor Mr Graves has no harem
>>491311159Did she respond deadpan or playfully? Maybe she wanted to 'pretend bicker' with you over it? (I do this)
>>491289452Too bad Ruby won't make it to the end
>>491311742silence
>>491311412She responded angrily
>>491311159I've been thinking about how hard someone I know online works and I guilt myself into pushing forward, somehow haha. I've gotten a lot done! Just want to impress people I care about.>>491312124Oh uh, er... Fuck, best to just leave it and try later. Though maybe get her to do it twice in a row ;)
>>491312124Sounds like that's been brewing and she only let off a little steam. Are you looking for jobs or applying for school?
Sisters? Gay and shitHussies? Cute and pure
>>491312124Tell her to stop being such a bitch and take out the damn trash. Stand your ground
>>491312387I'm gonna swing you around by the legs and hurl you into the moon.
>>491312343>Sounds like that's been brewingShe is 16, so I try not to let it get to me. But she makes it clear she likes me the least out of everyone, and I genuinely don't know why>Are you looking for jobs or applying for school?Yeah, kinda. I'm filling out applications, but truthfully I want to be a NEET for as long as possible
>>491312550>But she makes it clear she likes me the least out of everyone, and I genuinely don't know whyWell if it's something you care about then talk to her anon. Say "hey, it seems like you're upset with me and idk why. I love you and I don't want us to have a bad relationship growing up. Can we talk about it?"Better to face it now than let it get to a point where you're estranged.
>>491312550She's going through her teenage shithead phase. It's a chore fixing that so don't even bother. She will feel like shit once she grows older anyway
It looks like they just got a job at a casino or some shit. (I hope andy pounds her on their lunch breaks)https://x.com/VtbkKf/status/1825205077738696965
>>491316325As if Andrew would ever let her work in that outfit
>>491316496This. He would only let her wear it at home for him (while pretending he isn't enjoying it)
>>491316325Cuuuuuuuuuuuteeeeee
Just did my laundry and actually folded it all the same day instead of letting it sit around for days. Then I felt proud of myself for that. Then I felt like shit for feeling proud about that.I'm literally Thiu
>>491317534I'm proud of you Thiu-anon, keep it up!
>>491316325>andyHow many times does /calg/ have to be taught this lesson?
>>491318201How many times do YOU need to be taught this lesson, Andy!?
>>491318351Andrew. A N D R E W. It's not hard.
>>491318694GET BREADED, ANDY!!
>>491318351>>491318694>>491319198The Coffin of Punch and Judy.
>>491318351>>491318694>>491319198
>>491320337Fucking yeet this creature
I should sleephttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7tcFKakZTA
https://youtu.be/W7FkrBq1k_I?feature=shared
>>491320337Cute cute CUTE!!
>>491321419Reminds me of The Cranes, it has that whimsical-sad I don't remember the name for, it's a rare genre. Thank you, saved.
>>491322696cute lol, do you have a transparent img of just the parents because good god that's a great reaction image if I've ever seen one
>>491322646I know what you mean. Love Cocteau Twins
>>491322862
>>491322943Can you rec me an album in particular? I'll be honest, the only album I've listened to of The Cranes all the way through is "Loved"; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn1QaOD_JbsFor some reason, my family had it on cassette but nobody would take ownership of it, like it just fuckin' manifested one day.>>491324219AYO thank you so much, had to save this so badly. Thank you again, you're doing god's work. Esp if you just did that edit for me.
>>491290649And so fans of the Hag will continue to be among thee for all eternity.
>>491325134Until you become soup like your false god
>>491324937>my family had it on cassette but nobody would take ownership of it, like it just fuckin' manifested one day.Love that stuff. Some of my favorite music I found as a kid was sitting on blank cds I'd just find around the house as a kid lol. They were probably my step bros but he'd make so many that I'd just take them sometimes >:)Heaven or Las Vegas is a good one. You've probably heard a couple songs on it and didn't even know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbbUeLkZt74
>>491322696i miss watasi
>>491322696i kiss watasi
>>491325134Those are some horrifically asymmetrical tits. Would it kill this artist to draw a decent pair for once?
>>491324937This album's great. Thanks for sharing.
>>491325684This is the shit, fucking YES. Hook it to my veins.>You've probably heard a couple songs on it and didn't even know. Guess we'll see heh
>>491325774She's still drawing coffin stuff after the Kit9 controversy, just not as oftenhttps://x.com/watasi_tokimi/status/1820496605965087202
>>491326683oh goodshe's one of the few coffin fanartists that seem to understand both the art style and tone of coffin, most other artists either draw something that looks nothing like coffin or it's a drawing of something that doesn't fit the world at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OJdVsDAveE
>>491244121lmao
It's that time again...
>>491305971fujo hours have begun
>>491333418ew
>>491333418If Ashley is a fujo, would she like to see Andrew get railed, or would she get jealous?
>>491333418
>>491333803
>>491334026Gracias.
we're near the thread bump limit so IM PUTTING OUT A CALLpost your most rarely-used /calg/ images
>>491333782She'd get jealous obviously. Andrew is only for her. Only fetishy secondaries think she'd be into Andrew getting fucked by men
>>491334198
>>491333418Hell yeah sister!
>>491334256next jiggie!
>>491334137Nada, hombre
>>491334501Good idea! You guys will probably end up doing it without me :( make it 1000 pieces
>>491333782She would 100% get jealous. Thats why she just reads yaoi to satisfy her cravings
>>491334848>>491334202But I thought Ashley is Andrewsexual. Can she really get off on non-Andrew men?
>>491334501Oh great, it will be black and grey again making me want to rape jiggieanon
>>491334968I mean, possibly but its not like she's going to actively try
>>491336535I really think someone should do a story based around this one.
>>491336896Haven't seen this one before
>>491337004That would be kino.
>>491337040i have a few that are probably not posted very often
>>491337146Postem then fugget
>>491337257fine, as long as my laziness allows
>>491337328Very based keep going
>>491337418
>>491337480Andrew should've done this when they were in the motel lol
for future use
>>491337684there were a lot of things he should have done in the motel
>>4913378303d ashley scares me.
>>491337986are you saying 2d ashley doesn't scare you?
>>491337830Indeed >>491337986Why? she can't hurt you...yet
>>491338419
>>491338606
>>491338709>>491338709>>491338709BREADLEY COMING IN HOT WITH THE EXTREMELY RAW (never cooked) DOUGH STOLEN FROM THE OVEN 10 POSTS EARLY>>491338709>>491338709>>491338709
literally their whole relationship can be fixed by Ashley making one(1) friend that isn't her brother
>>491338997ITS FUCKING RAW>>491339059>t. didn't play the game
>>491338997At the recent posting rate we'll hit bump limit next week but I appreciate the premature ejaculation, A for effort!
>>491338997
>>491338997put it back in the oven
>>491338997Goddamnit, Ashley
>>491339154I did play the game, I mean a real friend not Julia.
>>491339657She had other friends, secondary.
>>491338997YOU FORGOT THE MENTION THE PREVIOUS THREAD YOU RETARD
>>491339708It was retconned just like Andrew's many hussies.
>>491339981kek, Leyley would call Ashley a retard.
>>491339981I'm going to rape you, Leyley!
>>491339708What Ashley considers "friends" are probably just people she sits around and occasionally talk to
>>491340358THE ONLY ONE GETTING RAPED IS JIGGIE ANON WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>491340842Yeah yeah yeah. Shut up and spread em, bitch!
>>491338997I love that you did this just so you could make sure that art was used for the OP lol
>>491321901Good song, anon.
