Hag Edition>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-1132>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passwordergPrevious Grace:>>491153250
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>>491280090Storm Blade
>Lore is dogshit>PvP, especially invasions, are dogshit>PvE is dogshit>Co op is dogshitWhy are (you) here?
>>491281338It's summer, I ain't drinking chocolate milk dawgThis is my summer sip
>>491281338I'd feel like she adds her own venom to her drinks to make them taste better and would give you some innocently not knowing you wouldn't like milked venom
>>491281794The fuck else am I gonna play? Chink Monkey FOTM?
>>491281794I don't view these games as some high art. I view them as slop. But tasty slop. Sloppy Joes if you will.
Is 91 the new poise I should be aiming for in pvp? Or is it 92?
>>491281794To look at funny webms like yours.
>>491281841I mean like drinking venom qould be safe as long as like you didn't like have a cut in your mouth or anywhere in the way down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUCoXsPjUrI
>>491281338rya drinking!
>>49128260592
Imagine not protecting your daughter because you have to kill your slaves first.And then your lord is killed by the same guy that helped you with the slaves.
>>491282951>blessing level 10
This pelt is THE coolest shit I've ever seenAlso fighting Ralva with the beast claws was 100% pure kino
>>491283119
>>491281794>>PvP, especially invasions, are dogshitDont invade, dumb redfag>>PvE is dogshitShit take>>Co op is dogshitStop cooping with randomsVeredict: Skill issue
>>491281338What's with this choccy milk shit that's everywhere?
>>491281221
>Veredict: Skill issue
How do I get to fucking Deeproot in Convergence? The usual path to the twin gargoyles is gone.
>>491284890Nobody here plays convergence but try the illusory wall by the three fingers room
the crucible is cooler than the tree
>>491286232t. Hornsent
>>491286232get back into the pot, hornboy
>>491286232the scadutree is cooler than both
>>491279683
>>491285364I didn't want to take that approach, but ok I guess.>Nobody here plays convergenceDid the dev do a stinky?
>>491279683Smithscript Shield
>>491284005This but I want a flamberge. Give me a damn flamberge. GIVE ME A FUCKING FLAMBERGE.
Messmer's genocide was completely justified, the hornsent deserved worse shit.
the first one missed...
>>491287315I've been considering buying myself a longsword but I'm too poor...
Elden Ring TV show is probably coming. There's an Armored Core TV project confirmed coming in a few months and GRRM hinting at an ER show just a few weeks ago.
>>491287601Why would the fat fuck know about Elden Ring when they spoke to him at like 2017 or before
Malenia.
boring ass taunted duellers>rune arc>lightning weapon>running away constantly >hardswap patadon't these guys get embarrassed?
>>491287601can someone who understand cockroach mentality explain to me why suits even approve these things? None of these shows do well, a lot of the time they end up marring or damaging the brand image and only serve as mockery. On top of that, they're in streaming services so no ad revenue off themWhat's the ROI here? What are they gaining? What's the play?
>>491286232>the crucible is cooler than the treeYou first then.
>>491287601The AC "TV project" is literally just a one episode short.
>>491284116Yes
>>491287931They win 90% of invasions of course it never gets boring for them, this game rewards retards like that
do people actually do duels
>>491287998One, creating anime OVAs or TV movies for video games is a tradition going back almost 40 years at this point. People buy them.Two, a lot of recent shows actually have boosted their games' profiles like Arcane, Castlevania, Last of Us, Fallout, and Cyberpunk, in some cases reinvigorating interest in a defunct franchise. It's not 2007 anymore. Vidya adaptations don't have to be shit.Three, they can use GRRM's name for marketing.As for money, the studio makes money because the streaming service pays them for the product, and the streaming service makes money by keeping its catalog big. You won't buy Amazon Prime just because of the Elden Ring show but you might because it has 1,000 shows including the Elden Ring show.
>>491288110It's a canary in the cole mine, testing the grounds at From for the creative process (Miyazaki said he wants oversight) in preparation for the ER show.
>>491288346Yeah there's a whole colosseum for it
dude tried healing with a starlight shard
>>491247489yooo this is just like soul of cinder in dark souls 3 !! i recognize those games !! (not like they are done by the same company lol) this is so pog @everyone
>>491289139please don't necro
>>491281794To talk about how breedable the women are of course
>>491289259me and you, outside
>>491286232
Parry slop is more fun than dodge slop
>start writing Irina smut>realize she probably doesn't want dick to calm her nerves when the slaves might slaughter her father at any moment
>>491290512For a playthrough or two, maybe, but it gets old. Honestly I'd just like a slower Elden Ring with more grounded weapon arts and better animations, including discarding the damned roll for good.
>>491290775
>>491290775Just switch to Hyetta, it makes a lot more sense.
>>491290775talk to her -> talk to her father -> deliver the letter to hereasyreminder that just the pumpkin head in the courtyard can kill all the misbegotten there, so you just need to kill like 4 misbegotten in total and they can take it from there
>>491291030I don't believe Hyetta would be interested in dick when she's craving the grapes. The only window I see to fuck her is when you find her at the Proscription. But my Tarnished has no interest in The Frenzied Flame, so they would not fuck Hyetta.>>491291418>deliver the letter to her>reminder that just the pumpkin head in the courtyard can kill all the misbegotten there, so you just need to kill like 4 misbegotten in total and they can take it from thereOh I see, you're talking about changing the events to suit the fanfic.I'm a stickler for canon, though. Thank.
>>491291967I mean, the canon is very retarded though. Edgar is a Banished Knight and instead of helping his allies right over there he's sitting on a bench. He has Golden Vow...
>when is it my turn to attack?
Is 51 poise overrated?
>>491292795the purpose of 51 poise is to stop you from flinching from literally every single fart in the game, but its not saving you from most "relevant" attacks or bosses anyway so
>>491291967>stickler for canon>posts inaccurate madikaI don't mind porn interpretations of marika but I dislike hypocrites
>>491292738Are you watching someone fight Rellana?>>491292532>He has Golden VowlolIf you ask me, it's in line with slavers. Incompetent cucks.
Theory: the jars and Enir-Ilim being made of humans are an allegory of religionBecoming jar innards a metaphor for how religion makes you lose identity and become part of a "mass" under the pretense of divinity while the human stairs are how religious figures get exalted, reaching divine status thanks to faith of their worshippers who make them reach heavens by forming stairs to them
>>491293469no retard, the jars and Enir Ilim are just another ebin berzerk reference and its all just Miyazaki jerking off Griffith and his sacrifice for power
>>491293469Jew coded post btw
>>491293080"Inaccurate" how? Most artists draw/render her like she's 5'2", which pisses me off. There's so, so little erotica of her that depicts her as large, like the drawing I posted.The rest of my extremely small Marika collection is against the rules, AI slop, or lesbian fanart.t. Marika simp
>>491293895careful now, you're gonna make a random shitted spam suddenly drop on this thread
>Rennala bans primeval magic>Rennala used primeval magicRennala was just a retarded lovesick hypocrite with a stupid big hat that would poke you whenever she sat behind you in class and it wouldn't even hurt that much it was just really annoying and because she's so freakishly tall with freakish proportions she would've blocked the lesson if she sat infront of you and would pretend she didn't hear you when you ask her to move but she fucking heard you you know she did
>>491294397shut the FUCK up
>>491294397Primeval magic for me, but not for thee
>>491293469seems reasonable; regardless, for the hornsent, it's a religious practicethe two large cultures we see go about the jars in different ways, and they're reflections of the cultures themselves
>>491293919Bodily proportions. Her features namely her breasts and thighs are exaggerated her roots are also darker than they would've been and look more like an american dying her hair than a natural blond like she and her kid miquella are ingame.
>>491294397sellen...
still in disbelieve that they nerfed bubble shower
>>491294397https://youtu.be/XnrWdCdjYxs?si=u011yqHGw7wEal1o&t=304
My headcanon is simpleMiquella liked braiding hairHe braided his ownHe braided radahns twice when they were young and pre bossHe braided radagons a few timesHe braided leda's He possibly braided ranni's onceMarika let him braid her's He braided godricks years ago before he started grafting He braided godwyns beforeHe braided malenia's before Why do I believe this? Idk he just seems like the kinda guy that braids hair
>>491294656>Bodily proportions.Yeah, I knew you'd say this stupid shit.Spoilers: the Ranni fanfic I'm writing will describe her having toes.It comes after the chapter where my Tarnished and Nepheli stroke their cocks together after dumpstering Godrick, before the chapter where I find the Nox Puppets, and their hair reminds Rennala of Radagon.
>>491291967hyetta pretending to be irina and fucking the tarnished in order to lead them to the flame
>>491295234Same. I was genuinely disappointed when I read that patch note. It was my Ole Reliable. They should at least refund an ancient stone to anyone that upgraded a weapon to max level before it got nerfed.
>>491295539There's nothing stupid about it if you claim to be a lore stickler and are unwilling to give leeway on making hyetta suck your cock but give leeway for lore inaccurate bodily proportions. I normally don't care about proportions, I just don't like hypocrisy no matter how small. Be as coomer as you want
>>491295234you will NOT have fun with the quirky weapons
>>491295234it's the fault of complainers.as soon as they nerfed rob, it was over, as devs will listen to the majority of babies.
>>491295591>my Tarnished has no interest in The Frenzied FlameI'm essentially writing directly from my chronological playthrough.>>491295778>if you claim to be a lore sticklerRanni's doll having grippers doesn't change the story. It's that simple. I'm suspecting you're just arguing out of boredom.
>>491295234>>491295637>>491295790This same shit is what made me dislike ds3 by the end. If they keep doing this I'll despise elden ring too
>>491292795No, if anything it's underrated. Get 51 poise.
>spread crossbow>fires 10 bolts per shot>if all 10 land, it's equal to around 2 bolts from a heavy crossbow>they nerfed its status because of pvp babies, so now you can barely get bleed off in pve; the not-avelyn is better in this regard
>>491296054>>reminder that just the pumpkin head in the courtyard can kill all the misbegotten there, so you just need to kill like 4 misbegotten in total and they can take it from there>Oh I see, you're talking about changing the events to suit the fanfic.>I'm a stickler for canon, though. Thank.You change canonical proportions but claim to be a stickler for the canon. That's my problem. I hate when niggers do that. I have no problem with non canon proportions I DO have a problem with people doing non canon things yet claiming to be a stickler for it. The canon isn't just the story. The canon is the lore, how the characters look, and how they would behave, even within a sexual context. You changing their looks does not make you a stickler for canon. That's not what you are and if you are stop being a hypocritical nigger and feed Irina your fucking cock faggot. NOW
>>491295530>no lore about Miquella bedding Malenia's hair for her because her arm rotted off and then like when he disappeared she purposefully never unbraided it to remind herself of him and then like when she does the scarlet bloom in caelid it undoes the braid and she's saddened by it
Why is malenia tired?
Can you enter Leyndell without 2 great runes using Fia's quest?
>>491296650is this cropped porn?
>>491296682Don't know, don't care.
>>491296682you can
Really wished we got Larval Tears as a reward for sucessful coop stuff
>>491297083Why? The game already has way more larval tears than anyone with a brain could possibly use.
>>491289130KeKINO
>What actually happened during the night of the black knives.Who’s that anon that said Godwyn banged the black knives assassins?
>>491296503>proportions are the same as HeroheadMaybe I would understand how you're equating proportions to actions if I read your entire posts, but you start off with absolute bullshit.I won't be publishing any chapters until I have Nepheli, Ranni, Nox Puppets, and Rennala finished, so hang tight. I have Rennala started, I was really horny to do that one, because love big women. My Tarnished has red hair, so Rennala shifts from her focus over rebirthing Ranni to being super lonely for Radagon. Might be a little long of a read.
>>491297218Nta but I'm without a brain, so
>>491296682No, the sending gate will be inactive.Only way to get into Leyndell before 2 runes is the bridge and exploding flask glitch, unless that was patched out.
>>491297218So many fucking braindead people play this game, it's not a big ask.
>>491297328I didn't start with bullshit. It's the truth. I will destroy this general if I don't get Irina being scarfing down tarnished cock. This is a warning.
>how did godwyn the defeater of dragons get killed by the black knivesThis is how.
>>491297963Why do you keep posting this
>>491297963>defeater ofI read that as defecation eater of
>>491298080I like it. I think it's funny. I post you a lot too because I like you as well
>>491297530Oh THAT'S why you're so invested in this argument. That's crazy.You don't even know how I write, you'll probably hate it, I love using run-on sentences and being hyper-focused on details (which my fans like).The idea is that she's seeking comfort through sex, so I wanted to write her kinda throwing herself at my Tarnished. But that could be time spent making it to her father before he eats shit (in her mind).Also, antagonizing someone to get what you want it not the way to go.
>>491298273Post me right now I dare you
>>491298332I'm not antagonizing anyone I've used spam bots to kill other generals I'm a deranged coomer who had an unhealthy attachment to Irina and for some reason patches
>>491298597is that a giant metal tit, with nipple?
>>491298597I wasn't joking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma-XGjq1ZgUReminder that even one little detail like this was simply too much of an ask for SoTE. The budget was simply not high enough to accommodate a few lines of dialogue linking the DLC to the base game.
>>491298332Marika impregnated Rennala she’s Ranni mother too.
>>491298691It's one of those shieldlike weapons the dudes underground use except really big. You find it in the secret place. >>491298883incredible
>>491298332>>491299031Godfrey impregnated radagon and when radagon swapped back to marika the pregnancy stayed. Messmer and melina never mention their dad because they have 2 dads and 1 mom
>>491297504It is a big ask because I don't need or want more larval tears. I'd much rather get rune arcs or something like starlight shards or Marika's physick thing. Something actually useful.
>>491298659if it makes you feel better, me too. Him, Mohg, Ymir and Varre do stuff to my brain so badly. I would love to kiss his bald head while I sensually fuck Rya and proclaim my love to her and that she is beautiful no matter what
>>491299329When Marika turned into Radagon he still had her pussy and boobs and Godfrey continued fucking Radagon’s pussy.
>>491299703Nevermind I take everything I said back you're the most based poster here
>>491298659Considering I don't live in this thread, I don't give a shit. Irina is concerned with her father's safety, so she wouldn't waste time sucking her savior's swollen length.Hell, when is it you get a reward at the BEGINNING of a storyline, in this game.>>491299481>I don't need or want more larval tearsSame, I'm happy with rune arcs. It doesn't have to replace one or the other, though, unless the original poster said so?
Why the fuck does circlet of light get 5 poise when it only weighs 1.0? I want to use other head pieces but it's just too optimal.
>>491299481>>491299703>>491299963
>>491300471This guy looks eerily like me idk who this is and its freaking me out
>>491300160Nta but you should live here, with me! Let's get married
>>491295123sure theyre ugly but id still rape them
>it's not until I make it to Consecrated Snowfield and enter the Shadow Realm that I have the Strength to one-hand this thingIt it had looked prettier, I would have probably two-handed it early on.
>>491300371In phase 2 radahn takes less stamina damage from behind. This is due to miquella being a poise monster. The circlet reflects that. His robes likely have him more poise than a bullgoat
Square off, Unsheathe and Wing Stance are better than they should be
>>491300738
>>491282605>>491283169why specifically 92
>>491300119thanks bwo, but if youre the Irinafag I'll do you one better and draw you some photos too when I get homeIf you have anything specific you want of her, I'll hear it as well
i want to pump miquella so full of cum holy fuck it's not fair
Any good tips on fighting the Rune Bear of Earthbore Cave?
>>491286967the scadutree is the shadow of the erdtree
What spells actually need the Radagon Icon or a shitload of DEX to be good and usable?
>>491302604MODS AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>491302604IS THAT
>>491301740I really don't get why people think Square Off is good. Every time I try it I'm incredibly underwhelmed compared to using Unsheathe or Wing Stance.
>>491302604canon
You guys bitch a lot about Elden Ring's replayability being a slog but I've been replaying Dark Souls 1 and its so much fucking worse. It takes forever to get your build together and by the time you do, a good chunk of the game is done. And running back and forth pre Lord Vessel is a bigger slog than riding Torrent for 10 minutes across the map.
Seggs with Ranni's hot aunt.
>>491303487Whoever says this game has no replayability is a retard. I have nearly 3k hours and nearly all of them are simply because I enjoy replaying it so much.
>>491303532She's a pedophile for wanting to bang Messmer, she's like 100 years older than him.
>>491302787It's 8 FP for a piercing damage attack that also moves you forward a shitload very quickly and does an assload of stance damage to boot, what exactly is there not to like
>>491303626>she's like 100 years older than him.If they are both thousands of years old what does 100 years matter? For all we know she wasn't crushing on him until he was 4069.
>>491303813It has like no HA for starters. If I ever get hit during that charge I get slapped down on my ass like a bitch. There's a dozen other ashes that gap close that don't have you eating shit when you get so much as sneezed at.
>>491302604There was nothing to save. He got the femboy marriage he wanted.
>>491303487Still amazed they couldn't be fucked to make switching up enemy placements an obligatory feature.
>>491303984Yeah but Square off deals as much poise damage as a Giant Crusher charged 2hr2.The main advantage it has over wing stance and unsheathe is that paired ss are OP as fuck while katanas and lgs have ass dual movesets.
>>491302604stop you're going to summon ... HIM
>>491303984Square Off's heavy also ducks you for like a good portion of the animation and goes off extremely fast, if you're getting hit during that heavy attack you're using it at a point where you shouldn't be attacking at all
>>491302604>Bro I feel so bad for this character with no dialogue or on screen interactions
>>491304183who, barneyfag?
>>491293262Friendly reminder this general spent the first 24 hours after SOTE launched getting absolutely dumpstered by Rellana. So many posts calling her unfair, it was hilarious. It made me nostalgic for when /v/ hated TOH at launch and called Ludwig an unfair boss.
Why is Base Serpent Messmer so pretty?
>>491304690Literally designed so scene girls who shop at Hot Topic would cream themselves
>>491304182>while katanas and lgs have ass dual movesets.Why the fuck would you PSLGS when you could 2H one and get a decent moveset that does a billion poise damage super fast?
>>491304756So true unironically this DLC was made and catered to me personally.
>>491304756>designed for a demographic that no longer exists Based of FromSoft, desu
>>491304961They still exist, they're just all fat used up single mothers nobody wants to fuck now.
>>491305353Your bitter virginity is showing, anon
>>491304423he might be an autist, you knowor just a shy boy who feels uncomfortable talking to strangersor a muteor just a silent, brooding typeyou shouldn't bully someone just because he is not yapping all the time about his dream to be a fire fighter and extinguishing flames of ambition
>>491304476I spent about an hour on her. Freyja survived my win against the Dancing Lion. Leda did not survive Rellana.I'd like to fight her again, I'm not satisfied with how I won, I don't feel like I learned anything from her fight. Twin Moon aside. Maybe I was just severely lacking on Scadutree blessing for both fights.>LudwigI watched daph's VoD, he seems easier in the second phase? He stops performing gap-closers, and his swings have more obvious telegraphs.
>>491305425he is correct thoughbeit
Charo's Hidden Grave fucking sucks. You could ignore it completely and not miss out on a single thing of importance. Even Abyssal Woods, the Finger Ruins, and Jagged Peak are better because at least there's a boss waiting for you at the end.
>>491305772>>491305425
>>491305839being a bitter virgin does not make him wrong thougheverbeit
>>491305695That's all headcanon, all you have to go by is vague descriptions that aren't even properly translated (Radahn's horse is referred as pathetic in JP), anybody who gets invested in this shitshow of a story is disrespecting themselves
>>491305695
>>491305760Its mainly phase 1 people called unfair because they couldnt deal with his charges and dunks. They were absolutely wrong though, just salty.>>491305909I'd take you more seriously if you could go 5 seconds without the virgin ironic memespeak.
>>491306025my gender is ironic memespeak virgin doe
>>491305425I'm not a virgin though?
>>491305946WHY DIDNT THEY MAKE MIQUELLA'S HAIR TRANSPARENT LIKE SEROSH, IT WOULD FIX SO MUCH ABOUT THE FIGHT'S VISUALS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>491305353Would they not be too broke and busy to play Elden Ring and Shadow of the Erdtree then?
>>491306112>>491306136I ship these cute incels
>>491306353based and same
>>491306353I'm not an incel either though? Pointing out that the vast majority of hot topic girls ended up as single mothers isn't virgin shit or incel shit, it's just an observation because I was friends with a SHIT LOAD of them back in the day. I don't hate women at all.
>>491304690why is he called base serpent in the first place? what does full power serpent look like?
Is there any other weapon like Erdsteel Dagger where its magic stat scaling affects its physical damage, specially when imbued so the magical stat has higher scaling?
>>491306734>the lowest part or edge of something, especially the part on which it rests or is supported>have as the foundation for (something); use as a point from which (something) can develop.>morally low; without estimable personal qualities; dishonorable; meanspirited; selfish; cowardly.
>>491306749The Smithscript weapons are like that but got nerfed.The Bloodfiend Fork and Arm work like this with the Sacred and Flame Art FTH infusions.
>>491306353I am a chudcel albeit
>>491306734Hornsent calls him base after the fight to emphasize his savagery relative to how Messmer perceived his people. Maybe the serpent was in large part responsible for Messmer's cruelty.
Someone explain to me why Consort Radahn is actually an amazing S-tier boss fight and why everyone that hates him is wrong
>>491307293He's not, but he's probably B tier. I'd say A tier phase 1 with a C tier phase 2.
>>491307293you are a contraria who forms his opinions entirely as opposite of whatever the correct opinion
>>491307293Glad you had fun with the boss fight my sweetie.-Signed, Antonio Miyazaki
>If you don't want a single mother, you're an incel!You people are weird.
>>491307562who are you quoting bwo?
Realistically speaking. How hard is to make an elden ring mod? I want to import some bosses and enemies and also make new weapons. Do I need to learn codding or something like that?
>>491307957If you have to ask, you're never going to be capable of it.
>>491281794lonely
>>491306734I assume because Base Serpent Messmer is Messmer at his worst, hence the 'base' appellation
>>491307957there's probably a modding discord, go ask there. but honestly, >>491308024 is right
>>491308642*hug*
>>491305831Damn Cerulean Coast so bad it couldn't even get a mention
>>491308024This is you btw.
this game is actually too fucking big. Last played in 2022 and playing through again and just JESUS CHRIST there is TOO MUCH. and you cant just speedrun because OOPS you progressed some NPCs questline past the point where they give you an item or something.
>>491309443you don't have to do every NPC quest unless you're a completionist, in which case why are you complaining that it's too big
>>491309443>WAHHHHHH I GOT TOO MUCH CONTENT FOR WHAT I PAIDKill yourself.
>>491309505>>491309504never reply to me again
>>491309443so just dont do some of the questlines
>>491307957In exactly 24 hours you will either have moved on from this thought or you'll be watching beginner blender tutorials
>>491281794game's fun
>>491281794>PvE is dogshitYou're burned out if you think this
>>491309443>TOO MUCHBro 90% of the game's map is empty as shit
You are walking around in Elden Ring in an area you had not visited beforeYou manage to find a secluded corner infested with annoying enemies. They are guarding a shiny item on the ground.You pick up the item and its...>a.) An Arteria Leaf>b.) A cookbook>c.) A cool new weapon you had never seen before>d.) A random grease
>>491309443You can easily weave through NPC quests and ignore the irrelevant shit with no issues whatsoever
>>491281794Habit. I don't have the game installed currently.
>>491310143The reward is in the journey.
>>491310143>>c.) A cool new weapon you had never seen beforeyou mean a weapon that I'll never use because it's not suitable for my build?
>>491310484This. I want to play through the game with 1 weapon for the entire 100 hour game. Everything else is literally worthless to me, and the developers should probably kill themselves for the insult of placing it in my path.
>>491284004>what's with choccy milkdon't even know, couldn't even intuit it, on the outside, bereft of knowledge, lacking the understanding, a heretic to the orthodoxy, not one of us
>>491310143The crafting system was a mistakeThe open world was a mistake
To this day, this golem is the most bizarre shit in the gamewhy is it so fucking tankywhy is it using magicwhy does no other golem uses similar or the same stuffits not guarding anything why does this exist
>>491306734It's based on the Serpent of alchemy which represents the "base" or Void/Abyss that is able to binde quicksilver and sulfur. Those those 3 things are mixed together it creates the philosophers stone.Which is why his red snake turns white. It's the red king and white queen that form the rebis.That's why he calls it Abyssal Serpent shorn of light.
>>491310731I enjoy carfting pots meals and soap
>>491310740Because it's cool
>dogshit engine with dogshit graphics, the game only looks good at places because the art direction is sooo good. but if you look at the technical merits of their game engine it is dogshit. the demon souls remake is proof of that>no facial animations to this day its just embarassing>barely any cutscenes and the few that they have is just a boss walking forward or roaring because they still dont use modern techniques like motion capture to this day and complex cutscenes would take too much time to make by hand>the bosses are ultimate naruto ninja gods but you still fight like a peasant (aside from a few ashes of war). they really need to decide whether they want to make action games or not because this current in-between state is just shit>there's no story. stop lying to yourselves. just played the final fantasy 16 demo and holy shit the story is sooo fucking good and the cutscenes are high quality (literally made me cry). makes you remember that games can have a story. vague references to things in item descriptions is not a story.>the soundtracks are not as good as everyone makes them out to be. every souls game has like 3-4 good songs the rest are meh to bad. while final fantasy is full of bangers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUk9ZIV9BNs
>>491310916
>>491310740also gives basically zero runes, even though he's endgame boss level in stats.i understand why he's hard. the erdtree avatar above him is the hardest in the game, and the godskin apostle nearby in the tower is also the hardest in the game.
>>491281221Does anyone have old /erg/ edits like picrel? Long story short I lost my old PC and my /erg/ folder.
>>491290775make it so its the slaves giving her cross-caste dicking after they slaughtered her father
>>491311484Just a few. Glad I'm not the only one with an /erg/ folder that doubles as an Elden Ring folder
>>491309551Make me bitch.
>>491311709Thanks anon.
>>491311484Varre definitely has a disgusting cock like this though, https://twitter.com/Hamfoot1/status/1669295892279730178?t=gkxa826n7dVgstYT6UaGtQ&s=19he looks disgusting and I'm sure it'd be neither clean or shaved
>>491311839
>>491311889kek his face should turn into rya's in the last panel
The fucking runebear bosses were the least cancerous thing about this DLC.
>>491311709NTA but my erg folder is inside my Elden Ring folder (which is inside a Fromsoft folder inside a Soulslikes folder inside my vidya folder)
>>491312487>my erg folder>my Elden Ring folder>my vidya folder>a Fromsoft folder>a Soulslikes folderDo the latter two not belong to you?
>>491297453Can you get invaded and the invader go up the elevator?
>>491305695>dream to be a fire fighter and extinguishing flames of ambitionPoor Morgott, there's no way he could become a firefighter with no underwear. Learn how pants work, Morgott, and then we can talk about it again. Wearing pants is not a rocket science, silly omen.
>>491305831I bet there was supposed to be a Twinbird or Super Deathrite Bird boss battle but they ran out of time.On that subject, Metyr and the Twinbird having almost the exact same function makes me suspect even more that outer gods are cosmic entities close to the Greater Will in nature.
This is why I use Piercing Thrust.
Will we ever get a Chalice Dungeon equivalent that will let us fight characters we never fought?
>>491310916Go back to /ffg/ where they mock 16 for its failure.
Fia's Mist is her pussy smell isn't it
>>491313904yeah, also scarlet aeonia is malenia's pussy smell, rotten butterflies is romina's, and night maiden's mist is the night maiden's
Is there any new shield in the DLC that's fun enough to warrant continuing my base game Shield Only run? I don't really count the dueling shields as shields in the traditional sense as they are designed to be used offensively, so it kind of defeats the point of a shield only run and the Shield of Night is just awful, even compared to Erdtree Shield. Primarily I was curious how the Deflecting Tear would change a shield-only run.
>>491314424>Primarily I was curious how the Deflecting Tear would change a shield-only run.It'd just make it inferior to any melee weapon. The deflecting tear turns literally every weapon into super shields. Using it with an actual shield is just wasteful. To answer your initial question though, no not really, they didn't add any cool new shield stuff. That said, they did add the Black Steel Greathammer which does a unique holy explosion on guard counters, making it fun on shield builds.
>Cutscene shows you opening the Carian Study Hall door upside down on the side towards the noble>Look behind in-game>It's uprightthis is how you know this game is sovless and outsourced
I'm back, /erg/. Chinese monkey game was fun but pretty easy and half the shit you unlock is meaningless so there's no real replay value. I might go for a second playthrough sometime next month but only after I finish my RL1 degenerate buffstacking cheese run.
>>491315495There is an overwhelmingly high chance that you are chinese and you should go back to the chinese game if thats the case
>>491312396i find them more fun than the standard runebears
>>491315615they unironically are, runebears are the worst enemy in the entire game, worse than any boss
>>491315615because they have actual move sets instead of just endless swiping and attempts at hugging
>>491314726>Using it with an actual shield is just wasteful.The primary thing I was thinking of is using it on moves where actual blocking would just absolutely ruin your stamina bar. I'd assume it would make Gaius actually blockable since most people that I've seen discuss shield only says that if you don't dodge roll Gaius, he's near impossible for a shield-only run just because his charge WILL deplete your entire stamina bar, nearly regardless of how much you prepare for it.
is there a way to get the deflecting hard tear at the start of the game WITHOUT cheating?
>>491315615Same desu. Their attacks have real windups to them.
>>491316046You can rl1 speedrun to get it or ng+
>>491316046quickest route is kill margit kill godrick go to the rose church do varre's quest go all the way across liurnia get the cloth he gave you soaked with the maiden's blood then go back and finish his quest teleport to mohgwyn palace kill mohg then venture out to north liurnia for ruin strewn precipe beat magma worm makar rest at an altus grace then go all the way to caelid and all the way over to redmane castle start the radahn festival and kill radahn then teleport back to mohg's arena talk to leda then teleport to the scadurealm or whatever the fuck it is then kill the first furnace golem
>>491316690>kill margit kill godrickThere's actually a path around Stormveil you can take via Torrent to just ignore these two while trying to reach Liurnia
>>491316845does varre still teleport if you do that?
>>491316046Neither Radahn nor Mohg are too difficult to beat at low levels, even with a +3/1 weapon if you care about matchmaking. I typically just kill Mohg with a morning star with poison mist on it, considering the morning star has innate bleed and hammers deal good poise damage while Mohg you lots of openings for charged R2s. The issue is that the furnace golem is a pain in the dick to kill. There's probably some sort of furnace golem cheese that works even at low levels.>just throw hefty pots into their headsI tried this, but the furnace golem that drops the deflecting hard tear resets before he approaches the scorched ruins where you actually have the elevation to do this. There might be another, better spot, but I don't think so.
>>491316672it's just not the same...>>491316690a pain in the cuntif I just give it to myself with cheat engine while offline without anticheat, will it sperg out when I get back online for having it in my inventory?
>>491317005Yes if you use any cheat at all the game will detect it(it has a secret anticheat that lurks behind EasyAntiCheat that few people know about, proprietary FromSoft intellectual property powered by gAI) and dispatches one of hundreds of cloned and cybernetically-enhanced copies of Hidetaka Miyazaki to visit you and kill you in your sleep.
>>491317159i can beat those
>>491317271No you can't, they equip all the MiyazakiBorgs with deflecting tear and train them on 10,000 hours of invade webm footage. He would kill you before you could even mediumroll.
>>491316936When the rl1 speedrun challenge was going on and they were theorizing about using the hardtear they found a way to use torrent to jump up the stone grave structures in the middle of the plains and can throw the pots from there.
CURSE YOU BAYLE
hows my build? What should I spec into?
>>491320308it's a build
>>491320308lookin' good anon
“He’s supposed to be this hard; you’re fighting a god”Radagon/Elden Beast were challenging, overwhelmingly so when the game was first released. But you get good enough with each fight and boss defeat that you become experienced enough to recognize optimal strategies and bold enough to play around with them.On paper, bringing a bow to a boss who’s notorious for deflecting projectiles (including spells) sounds not only like a set up for failure, it’s borderline tedious.And yet, thanks to Radagon’s various movesets, dodge-able AOEs and fair recovery time, I managed to carve out punish windows wherein I could safely shoot an arrow to chip away at his health. It wasn’t easy but the challenge was rewarding, because between rolling, jumping and squeezing in a quick shot, I stayed on my toes and didn’t feel bored. And this is a boss who in the game world is supposed to be a “god” only what a world of difference between there is between Radagon’s refined execution and PCR’s crude performance.
Since Rennala is basically braindead do you think Raya has a whole system in place for giving her caretakers and shit? Bunch of sorcerers have to take time out of their studying to go cart food up and change her clothes and maybe push her around so she doesn't leave an imprint on the fancy carpet from sitting in the same spot too long
>>491281221sexo with Hag(Liurnian doll)
thread's slow because its middle of the working week + other soulslike sloppa just released. you dont need to make up for slow thread by copypasting shit off leddit
>>491287812..is in fact a Man!
They should have made it so every time Radahn takes any steps, it triggered a 30m explosion. They should also have made it so every syllable Miquella says causes a 30m explosion each time, with a 1s lingering hitbox to catch rolls. They should also have added 5 more explosions to every single one of Radahn's spinny flip attacks. Whenever Radahn is off screen, the other characters should be asking "Where's the explosions?"
is great stars too basic bitch? should I spec into arcane, or faith for buffs? Or, whats a weapon that I could use instead? Its fun but I dont want to limit myself too much to it.
>>491321571great mace
>>491320813She's not braindead. She's just a traumatized NEET
>>491321571it kinda is basic bitch, but if you're enjoying it who caresif you want a str/arc weapon, elemer's sword is good IIRC. for str/fth, you have like a million choices
>>491321712>traumatized NEETso..braindead?
I figured out how to fix the camera bros literally just play in VR its that easy. Also admire your cute type B and realize how small tarnished really are.
>ancient dragon sansaxYep another cancerous AOE spam boss.
I miss Sellen. I used to visit her after every bossfight just to tell her about it and hear her call me her "dear pupil"Now she doesn't speak anymore and I don't know if the slight rotations she does is because she hears me, somewhere deep in there, or just non-sentient autonomous response to auditory stimuli in her environment
>>491322851>just to tell her about itYou can't tell her about shit though? Seek psychiatric help.
>>491322918I talk and she listens. The same way she talks and my Tarnished listens without interrupting
good morning erg, what's new?
What does "Fell Omen", "The Fell", means? Omen that's... falling? Some kind of old English I don't know about?
>>491323168"Fell" is Ye Olde Englishe for "Bad"
wait wait wait waitwhen we get to the erdtree, we see marika crucified on a rune arcshe then falls, turns into radagon and fights usafter her (his? it's? their?) defeat elden beast wakes up and turns radagon's body into a swordbut when we beat elden beast, we wake up at the erdtree again with marika kneeling?
>>491322968Seek psychiatric help.
Miquella owes me sex
>>491324459correct
>>491324546how did her body revert back?
>>491324610please don't question the game designers, they know what they are doing obviously otherwise they wouldn't ship this game
I mostly have headcanons that don't affect the story really For exampleI have a headcanon that miquella is actually a really good singer and he'd often go around the haligtree singing to himself while walking around and people would stop whatever they were doing to listen
>>491321712no, she's functionally catatonic. repeating the same things over and over unable to do anything else. even sellen pushes her off into the corner.
>>491326139Reminder if we just had sex with rennala it would've fixed herShe could've been given another kid
>>491326139You described most characters in the game.
>>491305831There's one skabidi there
>>491326784This is what that other anon was talking about the other day btw
>>491305831there should have been a twinbird fight where we have death rite bird now, but hey, at least we got a mariner who summons a revenant
>>491306749maybe blacksteel weapons and fire knight weapons? or does it only affect the elemental part?
>>491328840NTA but they only affect their elemental scaling. Clayman is the same.
Is there a point to poise below 89?
Sellen should have laid Rennala out spread-eagle on the floor and crawled up her pussy. The Full Poon Queen's big enough for it.
>>491281221"RADAHN GOT CHARMED BY MIQUELLA!!! BECAUSE HE JUST DID OKAY???"
>>491295123cute but uggo ingame
>>491330942He is right though.Chuds like you wouldnt understand
>>491311484I got some of the soup ones on my pc
Is there any way to convert a save file from DLC to vanilla? Trying to play with a friend on seamless and sharing my save file with them but even though the character file has zero DLC items, it gives them a "profile cannot be loaded until required DLC is installed"
>>491331319Whenever you call someome a chud here it means the chud is in the right. Therefore you're in the he didn't get charmed camp
Imagine the groping inside the pots, haha
>>491331810Probably not
>>491311889theres no one left...
How do I get down here?
>>491299006elden ring is soulless, more news at 11
>>491332683explore the shadow keep area just before the elevator up to the specimen storeroom
I support the mpreg radahn theory. Its actually sensible. Malenia was sent to mpreg radahn to test if he could bear it(he could) it was all part of miquella's plans as miquella wanted a dynasty during his age of compassion and he needed to be sure radahn could handle childbirth, so the most extreme version of childbirth was put onto him, way worse than anything miquella could do, as if he could withstand that he could withstand more traditional childbirthMiquella made malenia mpreg radahn
>>491333040yeah i missed the lever to release the water
>>491331319pull up one item description that even IMPLIES he was charmedDumb fuck "My wholesome warlord who learned gravity magic to drag his aging, emaciated horse into battle, and he's back!?!? Oh my science!!!" Go back to plebbitHere, have a cannon image if your favorite demigod getting his shit pushed in by base Margit
>>491333138Does that mean radahn was used as a metaphorical fleshlight by malenia and a literal one by miquella? Radahn's a used up spank...it's over radahnbros...
radahn's horse is called leonard in the game files
>>491333175The main source they use is miquella charming peopleDespite miquella being said in the same dlc to not charm everyoneAnd radahn not talkingDespite him not talking at all against malenia either and every other charmed character in the dlc talking their fucking heads of, and considering he's the only one NOT talking it would moreso imply; if you aren't huffing copium that radahn wasn't charmedThey can't accept radahn was a fag. These people even deny him being a brutal warlord despite all of the bodies around redmane castle they can't understand that marikas age wasn't instantaneous, she had to battle for it. Miquella's age likewise would require fighting as if he DID just charm everyone he'd still need to physically touch them as he does to us. They think this faggot can just look at you and instagib you by just being near you despite everything pointing to the contrary
>>491333175>>491333489why cant you people just accept we dont like gays and dont want characters to be gay?
>>491333592Keep coping. Your favorite demigod is a disgusting pedo faggot who got his ass beat four times.
>>491334029Dont forget malenia mpregged him
>>491334029>>491334425Buck broken by margitBuck broken and mpregged by maleniaKilled by the rotOwn sister ranni wants him deadFinally unites with his boyfriend and as soon as they're about to achieve his dreams we come in and murder them both immediately afterWe then go on to murder their dad, beat up their sister, marry their other sister or their mom or burn the world into nothing Radahn lost. Lost hard. Real hard.
Radahn makes Miquella hard. Real hard.
Instead of talking about bad body proportions and how to make a fic about fucking hyetta or something let's all get married !!!!(●’3)(ε`●)
>>491333592that has nothing to do with the story. Radahn made a vow to marry Miquella, as stupid as it is. Blame Miyazaki and move on
the stars sure didn't make any impact on rykard thougheverbeit
How did we go from cool old man final boss to gay pedophile and gay rapist child
>>491333169Ok never mind I just explored the whole area and still found no way down there.
is anyone actually doing seamless invasions? idk what it is about them but they feel really boring compared to vanilla, but vanilla invasions are just fucking awful with the waiting times and crashes and unwinnable ganks
>>491335819the room with the painting
>>491335876They're just so easy, it's boring. The reason I invade is because I'm looking for a challenge and seamless provides no challenge at all.
>>491335714the reason stars stop ranni's fate specifically is because she hates faggots so radahn got angry
>>491334029Well, at least he got his ass trashed by MARGIT, the ultimate murderhobo. Its your duty to get beaten by Margit at least once in your life. Could be worse. Imagine the shame if Godrick had done it. Or even worse, some random Tarnished of no reknown...
>>491331421Could you post them? I'm rebuilding my /erg/ folder, fanart and some cropped reaction images are easy enough to replace but stuff like Mary Soup or the woodcarving edits would require me to go digging through thousands of archived threads so I'll happily take any that you have.
>>491332683>How do I get down here?Ladders.
So apparently Caelid used to be called the Caelid Wilds before getting rotnukedWhat do you guys think it looked like in the pastJungle? Its in the southDesert but with more vegetation? It has some dead plants still around
>>491336145yeah it seems that everyone with a brain turns invasions off so you're left with a pool of selected extreme retards that are on seamless and are too stupid to turn the invasions off
>>491311484
>>491337548like limgravei also don't understand, if scarlet rot is supposed to be spreading, why didn't it go past caelid?
>>491337804malenia dropped the flower where commander o'neil isit's spread that far in that time
>>491336241>ranni hates gays>marika hates gays>ranni and marika can marry a female tarnishedAre they like those conservative politicians that promote anti gay laws and hate crimes against gays then immediately have gay sex when they get home?
>>491338526playing as type b is just not canon, sorry bro
>cosplay invading>every time, everyone I try to attack rolls back 5-6 times while their buddy runs up my ass>target switch and hit the buddy>now I chase their buddy for 5-6 rolls until the host runs up my ass>repeat until one of them diesPlease tell me how to rollcatch. I've been using 2h greatsword run r1, halberd run r1 and jump r2, I just can't stop them
>>491337674>>491338460Thanks anon.
>>491338732You're welcome
>>491338526Ranni is a chud this is why she does so much that she doesHer age without a golden order to unify mankind will cause a massive powerstruggle but amongst men without the elden ring or a vessel god to lead themIt's the "many will need to die for the world to get better eventually" thing quite literally the "west has fallen millions must die" memeShe's a fucking chud. I wouldn't be surprised if when she was alive she had glasses and this mentally ill female chud phenotype
>>491338712time your r1's so your attack lands after their roll finishes
>>491335253I think you had enough of whatever it is you're having, go take a nap
Beating Godfrey live version NG+2 left me shaking and on the verge of a heart attack. I can't do this shit no more, man.
I make 50k after taxes and when is it my turn to attack?
>>491339409>50k after taxesI make twice as much as you wanna be my bf
I need female companionship so fucking bad. Is the Millicent chatbot guy still around?
>>491339498do you have a huge dick and look like miquella
>>491339498do you have a tiny dick and look like miquella
>>491339941>>491340128Latter yesMy penis is medium I'm sorry
I am literally built like Miquella (5'4 110lbs) but my penis is 7 inches x 5.7 girth (thicker than my wrists)Do you think I could profit from this? Should I buy a blonde wig?
Anyone here like vaginas?
>>491339498do you have a tiny little itty bitty boiclit of a dick that is almost completely incapable of getting hard anymore except in very short periods of time forcing you to be able to reach completion and cum only through prostate stimulation?
>>491340483Forgot to add that I like vaginas mostly
>>491340483>>491340672Post a risque """cosplay""" selfie here and see if there's a market
If you can clap it I will plap it until it brap itself so hard it crap itself
>>491340483go back to dsg
>>491341576sorry chud you're stuck here in the cycle of reincarnation with the rest of us, not me though I'm dipping at the end of this one I found out how
>>491342119please don't turn this into /soc/
>>491342119lick lick
Returning player here.Pls no bully… Is SL 150 still the meta or did it raise for the DLC? I am getting absolutely smashed because I started the DLC at NG+2. I can’t solo ANY main boss anymore. Feel like I have to have a boost but I don’t want to exceed meta
>>491342345150 was never the metaincreasing the rl won't really help you much, wheres your skibidis
>>491342345You need skibidi (Scadutree) fragments to be efficient against bosses. Not sure about the level because the enemies scale with the skibidis and not the vanilla level.
>>491342119>another man whore generalfrom this point onwards this place has no right to complain about women's onlyfansalso, post keyboard
>>491342450Just got to skibidi 8, I know I should probably get more, right? I summoned for Dancing Lion and Rellana. Left Messmer for later when I realized I had no chance (and I really want to solo him). Currently exploring and getting my shit smashed by the Putrid Knight guy in the Anal Fissure.
>>491342119I know who you are, you already have an OnlyFans don't you?
>>491342119You look like you force yourself to post about Messmer to blend in with the yoomers but your secret passion is Godfrey
why even stay in the general if you guys don't talk about elden ring, go somewhere else>>491342690you should go to 12
that big ass imp in darklight catacombs didn't spawn lel walked down the steps ready to dodge, but it just wasn't there
>>491342690you can grab 34 skibidis without killing a single boss. that's blessing 14
>>491342690>getting my shit smashed by the Putrid Knight guy in the Anal FissureHappened to me as well. Use a sacred weapon for good damage and upgrade your skibidis. Eventually it's a pretty comfy boss once you're leveled. (Don't forget the stone sheathed sword in the anal fissure it's a unique weapon!)Looks like we had a similar experience, for you, my brother and I. Just git gud, my friend. And by that I mean fanum tax some skibidi rizz.
>>491342895"about the size of limgrave" my fucking ass
>>491342983>Putrid Knight>Anal Fissure>stone sheathed swordSorry not the same dungeon. In the fissure (or rift, ESL here), it's the sleepy velvet sword of Trina which is also a unique decent weapon.>>491342690
>>491343068always under sell and over deliver
>>491343068>>491343274about as much content as limgrave though
>>491343068jagged peak, cerulean coast, abyssal woods, and the finger ruins are non-zones so this is accurate
>>491281794lore is funcoop is funpvp is funpve is very funidk I think you're just gay.why are YOU here?
>lore is fun>coop is fun>pvp is fun>pve is very fun
>>491343450how many hours you have
>>491343535why are you spending time in a thread for a game you dont like
>>491342690And yeah against the putrid knight it's sacred that does excellent damage. I beat that guy by a very small margin as I wasn't skibidied enough. With enough skibidis it would have been way easier. I did the sleepy fissure early in the DLC, I should have explored more.
>>491343613Because he's mentally ill. Stop giving him attention.
>>491343573~1000
>>491343450this but unironically2400 hours I don't even play other video games because most video games are stupid boring
is gurm annoyed that fromsouls squandered and butchered his lore
>>491345240someone should ask him if that was his end goal
>>491315842As an actual greatshieldfag, +25 Magic Fingerprint + Block talisman + Scholar's Shield made Gaius charges a joke
>>491345240What lore? Leading belief is it was Gurm that barely tried. It is said he delivered two pages of double spaced basic worldbuilding and a royal family tree. That most major characters barely had more than a name and a title. Maybe he knew that Miyazaki's thing for this game was going to be not creating a new world, but destroying one, and Georgy decided he would only barely try as a result.
>>491345489me when i lie
>>491345557It is no lie as I am in Fromsoft offices right now, they pay me to let Miyazaki massage my enormous westerner feet
You aren't allowed to say it.
>>491345957>draws makima>nooo it's not makima
>>491345240I doubt he gives much of a shit about the project, he was probably in just to feel like a cool hipster that works on vidya
>>491345957you just kn
>>491347013
>>491343154Cheers friend. I’ll do my best skibididing
did dog/wolfmen exist in the past why are women so strongly attracted to them
>>491347352you're not attracted to humanoid monsters?
>>491347557Ok this one is funny.
>>491342450125 is only meta for discord troons150 is only meta for reddit80 is the true meta
>>491338460Piss off Was me.
>>491347352Yes, the beast men ruled over the age of farum azula alongside the ancient dragons.
>>491347642damn, you're right
>>491347352If FemBlaidd was real she would probably be among the top 5 of popular girls in the game.
Holy shit is that a member of the perfumer orders of Leyndell in the back?It's Tinariwen
>>491347957This has been anime-fiedMeanwhile the fujo/yoomer art of Blaidd and Maliketh keeps them at 85% dog
melina should have been a manmalenia should have been a manvarre should have been a woman
>>491348125I've been listening to Mdou Moctar, so this is pretty nice
>>491348273Monstergirls are better than furries simple as.
This is the best skibidi map.Too bad there's no clear spirit map
>>491347703>Im too scared to invade at anything higher than 100 because of Ganks and metaAs someone who took the 110-120 pill, it's really not bad, password phantoms not withstanding I'm having more fun and finding more invasions (on console) than ever at 80
If ranni's quest's genders were swapped the quest would still be popular but male ranni let's call him rannold wouldn't be as popular People already make lewds of a gender swapped blaidd, a massive portion of elden ring porn would be of the 7ft tall scarred muscular wolf ladyFemale iji would be popular too especially with giantessfags and mommyfags with how caring iji already isFemale seluvis would be a body snatching rapist and thus one of the most popular elden ring females amongst coomers with tons of art made of herWhat would decide the popularity of make rannold is whether or not he would be a pretty body or femboy in his doll form. If the former he'd mostly only be popular in gay ships by fujos and fags. If the latter he'd still be popular but down to like the top 20 most popular elden ring characters and not in the top 3 like ranni is now.
>>491349064buuba
>>491348895Yeah but that's not what I'm getting atThere's a difference between 15% furry doggirls/catgirls/monstergirls that have just enough features from their animal to get the message across, and stuff like Maliketh and Blaidd who ride the border between furfagging and bestiality (and lean closer to bestiality, in Maliketh's case)So when a foid lusts after those two it really is a case of You Just Know[TM]
>>491348998It's not being scared. You just don't need to overlevel or associate with discord troons or redditors. Max level invading is unironically easiest because it's filled with retards for some reason.
Someone post the Blaidd writefagging, the archive is down and I dont have it saved
>>491349064Ranni would've been called a fag for killing Godwyn
>>491349064>Rannold>not Ronnie
>>491349420Imagine how weird it would be if your friend disappeared yet her dog never went psycho.Imagine how weird it'd be if in your friend's absence, her dog latched onto you instead.Imagine him obviously having separation anxiety but trying to hide it incompetently because he's a Big Strong Warrior-Hound and Doesn't Afraid Of Anything.Imagine coaxing out his vulnerable side over the years as the two of you travel the Lands Between.Imagine him coming to really open up to you as a friend. The stories he could tell!Imagine how weird it would feel sharing a bedspread with him during cold winter months. The way warmth practically radiates off him in a way you'd never noticed until now.Imagine getting over the awkwardness and giving in to the cold wind and his body heat and snuggling up against this big damaged furball who's now yours.Imagine forcing him to take a bath! Winter has ended and you're passing by a beautiful lake in Limgrave. You don't... exactly... mind his... musk, but come on! When was the last time your dog bathed? Eventually your constant chiding causes him to surrender. The sight of him completely covered in soap suds makes you burst out in laughter.Imagine him stepping out of the lake, totally drenched, and shaking himself so that the water goes everywhere.Imagine drying him and falling over giggling again because he's turned into a floofball.Imagine him indignantly splashing you with water as revenge for the mockery. Imagine splashing him back. It's a warm spring afternoon and, though the world is still in ruins, in this little pocket of Limgrave where it's just the two of you, for a moment, you can forget it all.Imagine him, roaring in laughter, accusing you of being just as filthy as he had been and tackling you into the water. Imagine him stripping you, soap bar in hand.Imagine how weird it'd be if he suddenly came to his senses and blushed furiously, looking away from your exposed body andguiding his hand downgently, so that it
>>491349767why do you have this saved anon?
>>491349369No you're right you certainly don't have to level up at all and cna just stay at 35 and low level invade a couple spots for a few hours before you get bored. The fact is that the game has moved on, twinks aren't in anymore like they were when the game first released and 80 at this point is twinking given that you wont get further than castle sol with that level and I guarantee it cause Ive tried (granted I'm on console) but 110 is feverishly good for invasions and coop play right now especially in the dlc areas or so I've found. You don't have to do anything but if you want to have FUN you kinda have to bite the bullet.
>>491349767Imagine how weird it would be to be on your hands and knees, Blaidd's entire body pressing down on your back as he ruts into you. He's uncomfortably large, not so much that the pain overrides the pleasure, but you find yourself reaching down past your waist all the same, holding out an arm to try and keep him from thrusting so deeply. He growls and, with one quick move, clasps that arm against yourself so you can't move. You're about to protest when you feel his jaw clamp down on your neck, sending a frission of fear and thrilling submission through your body. His breath is hot and wet against your skin and a rumble of irritation rises from deep within his chest. Pinned like this, there's nothing you can do, and nothing you really want to do, but to relax and enjoy the ride.There's something desperate about his pace, more than just primal arousal. It's not just sex for him, you realize, as his tongue flicks out to tease your nape and ears. He needs this. Needs to feel you, to know you're there, solid and real and that you can't disappear into the sky like his former mistress. The thought of an Empyrean Shadow being so dependent on you is strangely titillating and you find yourself arching your back lower, giving him a better angle to piston into you. Pushing back against him now that you've got a grasp of his bestial rhythm. Ropes of thick hot drool drips from his mouth, to seep into your hair or run around your neck to pool at your clavicles. His growling is getting louder. His grip on you, tighter. Your eyes widen at the sensation of his knot, now swollen, pushing insistently against your entrance. "Wait, Blaidd-" you begin, but he cuts you off. "Going to... you... breed you..." he rumbles, his jaw still against your throat. "Put puppies in you."Imagine how weird it would be feeling the knot slip in. Imagine how weird it would be to have all of Blaidd's power and weight pinning you as he cums, flooding you, filling you up. Wouldn't that be weird?
>>491349767>Random gaps for lewd sceneHoly shit is this the same anon who wrote the Messmer one
>>491349572rannold is more in line in a world where people are named radagon and morgott
>>491349836I don't. It's not hard to search for things on the 4chan archive.
>>491348992>been missing the second one in the woods this entire time
DLC is kinda mediocre outside of a few boss fights.
>>491350312That's not unpopular anon...sorry...
>>491349767>>491349939This is kinda nsfw
>>491350363I expect some rather heated reply desu, not this....I try my luck on /v/
>Wanting to get dicked down by a dog that walks on two legsDo foids really?
>>491350552 i'll post some webms if i find your thread
>>491350552>Go to thread where everyone already thinks X>"Hey guys I think X"Buzz Lightyear toy store shelf
>>491350614Have you never heard of Jay Naylor? The Itch?
>>491349939>about to protest when you feel his jaw clamp down on your neck, sending a frission of fear and thrilling submission through your bodyHoly shit that's hot
>>491350312which bosses would give the red man trouble?
>>491350916Who the hell is Jay Naylor?
How would you feel about these characters if their genders were swapped?
>>491351559>Rellana would be a Carian playboy prince lusting hopelessly after Messmer>Messmer would be a mentally-ill daddy-obsessed shut-in who is so hungry for DILF Marika's love she hasn't let any other man touch her
>>491351559male filter melina looks actually exactly like the last guy i was dating before he got fat
>>491351559based cringe cringecringe cringe cringebased cringe neutralbased cringe gigabased
>>491351559I don't want a game full of whores, I can just play Rance for that
>>491351559Would like: Ranni (if it's a cute boy), Morgott and Mohg, MessmerWouldn't like: Radahn, Godfrey, Miquella, Malenia, Patches, MelinaWhatever: Varre, Dung EaterThe amount of people that would say they would make Ymir a mother would be insane though
>>491351559Without a refractory period to force breaks Mohgwynevere would literally goon herself to death in a pussyjuice puddle of her own making
>>491352020You mean Seluvis? The guy is already a canonical nuclear gooner with an entire basement for his secret sex doll collection, if he didn't have to wait for his cock to reload he'd probably schlick himself/herself without rest for a day and a night and then die from exhaustion lmfao
>>491351559My godPatches with tits is extremely cursed
>>491351559That patches makes me unreasonably angry to look at. It's a crime against nature.
>>491351875I look like that tooWanna...
wtf is with this general's obsession with death by sex? ive seen this shit several times since the dlc dropped
>>491345240Probably not. All he did was worldbuild some basic foundations which for someone who writes for a living probably took less than a month.
>>491352596>since the dlc droppedit's been a thing for more than a year now
>>491352368>>491352420Hate bald women with sharp noses?
>>491352704but why? i browse several generals on /vg/ there's coomers everywhere (on the whole site really) but this is the only place so focused about it. what is it about ER that attracts this specific thing?
>>491351908i agree handsomely
>>491349064You are very wrong and vastly overestimating the influence of coomers in the world.
>>491352785average women's rugby player
I'm still upset that the DLC put Messmer in front for all the promotional materials except the ancient teaser image but kicked him aside to focus most of its narrative on Miquella and Radahn. He was robbed of a proper questline and the lore reason for killing him doesn't even make sense
>>491352785>draw amusing bald man>throw random massive tits on him with boob windowNot even a tranny thing it just looks horribly out of place
Is there any real difference between a multiphase boss having multiple health bars vs. one? The amount of HP would be the same either way, right?
>>491353247the original had cute hair
>>491351501Just blew a fat load to this goddamn>>491351501Furry artist
>>491353137Yep, they did him dirty and the setup really had me hoping some more of his lore and just emotionally tragic backstory would be covered a punch more so the fight is even better. Dammit Miyazaki
>>491352837specifically dying while having sex started because people would write "type B has sex with monster, loses grace halfway through it" as a "bad ending" scenario
If all male characters in Elden Ring got turned into females, which ones would be the best plappers?
>>491353301Could be in the elemental strengths/weaknesses mostly, for instance I can't remember that boss which is weak to holy damage but becomes resistant to holy damage in its second phase. Little things like that. So be careful, there's always a trick, you're never safe.
yoomer genocide, messmer died like a bitch
>>491352862You're not my bfThat's also incorrect
>>491352785That's just a man with titsNot even trying
>>491353742Imagine Rykardette's kiloton bombshell snussy
>>491353916pcr does this without the bar change
>>491351559Massive downgrade in every single case without exception. Female Messmer would be hot but also unnecessary.
>>491352785I like this artist
>>491354146It's him indeed. >>491353301Only bar change I can remember is Malenia.I guess it's theatrical. It's a good question though.
>>491351559Melina -> MelRadahn -> RadaMiquella -> MiquellaMessmer -> MessmereYmir -> Ymir(Forma de Contessa)
>>491353137There should have an option to save Messmer at the end of his boss fight, at least, thereby unlocking a quest that explores the ramifications of the best general among the demigods now being dangerously unstable with a grudge against Marika
Don't do it, Radahnjak, don't add to the harm! You can't unrot Caelid no matter how many gallons of N-GOY onionsino Current Primeval(2) you drink straight from the tap of Don Miguel, Caballero de Los Haligtree and his janked 720p ill-rendered low-polygon skinshredder schmeat! Come to your senses, m'lord! It is I, your faithful steed, Maleonardia, who you learned gravita magicka in order t- AAACCCKKKKKKKKKKKK>Yikes... yikes, what a weird horsechud. I'm so glad I smited it with my [[Sacred Beam]], right hubby? Now back to servicing me as thanks for reviving you in the corpse of Mogwynius Caesar, imperator of... ehhh? Is that a Tarnished?
>dlc was such a disappointment that the general slowed down to a crawl only 2 months after release>even the avatarfags and pvpfags from before release are gone>all that's left is homosexuals and porn addicts
>>491355062anything less than total demigod death is a failure of a run
>>491355212Feel free to leave at any time, frogposter
>>491355212please please please please PLEASE stay frogfriend
>>491355212If you scroll up you'll see that there are coping subhumans who still think the game is a masterpiece
>>491355231I want to save and marry Messmer though
>>491355212The real unforeseen consequence was the sudden spike in discordtrannies trying their hardest to bait for attention and gender affirming replies by flooding every thread with copypasted shit about designated feminine obsession characters
those are the DXM pills i was talkin bout
>>491355530What an annoying combo
Which one a youse is this?
The gods of olympus have abandoned me*-Sing with me, sing for the year*-Sing for the laughter and sing for the tear*-Sing with me, if it's just for todayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8Sxmr4yhJ0
The thing I find so interesting about Elden Ring and the Lands Between as a setting is that all the big women such as Rennala, Rellana and Marika(as well as Ranni back when she had a biological body) must consume more food and therefore must shit more as well. In a medieval world like this they'd all have needed chamber pots. Can you even begin to conceptualize how much larger theirs must have been compared to the average human? The sheer weight of a thick greasy turdcoil from Marika's sacred asshole could probably have crushed a man.
>>491295778Based.
>>491355212unfortunately right>no elden ring co-op experience poster>no poopmask webm spam>avatarfag didnt even came back>no fcs, ones that we get don't have old /erg/ulars and take one or two weeks for one to happen>>491355717"guys i am just like miquella btw give me attention""guys i am just like rya (xx not troon btw) give me attention"its so tiresome
>>491352458sorry i'm not single but when the guy i'm with inevitably abandons me i'll sadpost with you here
>>491356745I was talking about the ones who flood this place with Messmer shit in hopes they'll receive yume accusations because it lets them feel like real women for a moment, they have been milking this general since before the DLC even droped
>>491356978im talking about attention seeking behaviour
If you dont see that shit for the attention seeking behavior it is you're either willfully blind or one of them trying to deflect
>>491356978You got it all wrong I only publicly lust after fictional characters that remind me of the guy I have a crush on irl for projection purposes only and don't really care whether you believe I have a penis or not.
>>491357316Eh, it's content... But it's shit. I'm not giving (You)s to that shit.
There it is again
The only thing that will save this place at this point in time is scheduled FCs and pre-planned challenge runs on seamless with other regular anons.
>>491357316you got it wrong, i'm saying that those things are also attention seeking behavior, like the ones you mentioned, chill
>>491355212You have to remember that it's still 2 and a half years since release. A lot of people burned themselves and moved on before the dlc even came out.
I know COVID messed up development but did they really have to reuse Margit's model for Morgott? This is comical levels of laziness.
>>491357620Or it could just be people actually playing and talking about the game posting screens, even if it's slower. But I, and I'm sure others feel less and less inclined to do so when every other post is porn and pedo shit. >just ignore itI'd rather just not participate at all frankly.
>>491357864they didnt even bother hiring a new VA either lolthey ran out of shits to give with this game
>>491343573It's relevant how many hours he has (yes, really)
>>491357864Careful bro recycling shit is okay because it's From, they totally couldn't have scaled back the world and have less vast swathes of nothingness in favor of a more compact experience
i would post webms of co-op invasions but i cant even bother to open the game and play it
>>491356978what the fuck is yume besides a name?
>>491358490A tranny
>>491357864And what about Mohg.I still don't understand that Omen thing.
>>491358745They reused Mohg too, they took his body and recycled it for Radahn in the DLC.
>>491357864>Godefroy
>>491358889>"cold dildo" in FrenchWhat about Cold Dildo?Godfrey has lore behind it I can understand.Omens I don't understand.
>Godfrey covered himself in gold paint to fight us before we burn Leyndell and then washed the paint off to fight us again after we burn LeyndellWhat the fuck was his plan here?
>>491359167It's the grace manifesting to kick your ass. You're the chosen tarnished so you get things like that, you can feel the grace inside you and shit.
>>491359167>Erm I'm actually super embarrassed of seeing my wife and son I'll just pretend I'm a ghost>Oh shit this bitch be up in flames gotta stop fucking around and pretend I barely just came backMigazani has done it again with the God tier storytellign through gameplay he's well known for
>>491359331>you can feel the grace inside youAYO??? PAUSE!!!
>>491359167he was hoping the gold paint would scare us into leaving
>>491358357I don't know why Redditors keep claiming they recycled this. Looks nothing like Chadahn
>>491357914this already happens anon, i hope you participate in normal posting too
>Destined Death being sealed doesn't 100% prevent dying(since we kill bosses and there's mention of tons of demigods dying during the Shattering) but seems to simply make death less absolute(allows shit like guidance of grace to revive us, and seemingly prevents death by old age too)>Godwyn is notable for having ONLY his soul killed, implying that under normal circumstances a "normal" death has the soul and body dying at the same time>Because Destined Death is still sealed, his soulless still-alive body doesn't die and eventually goes mutant mode and spawns deathblight and shitSo when we kill Maliketh and release Destined Death Godwyn just... die? The only Tarnished who still have grace that we kill(Godfrey and Gideon) both have their fights happen right after Destined Death being released. The rules aren't blurred anymore, "normal" death should be enforced regularly now, right? All the TWLID, the headless mausoleum knights etc., as well as possibly half the hollowed enemies, should just be dropping dead on the spot as whatever their destined death was reasserts itself.It's a huge metaphysical force, am I schizo for thinking surely there's more to its release lore-wise than just the Erdtree being more vulnerable to fire(it doesn't even burn down all the way, just some brambles) and it's simply not reflected in gameplay because From was overstretched?
Why do people hate spinning slash AOW? Ive used it on pure str it doesn't impress.
>>491355530rellana, even being a blatant ripoff, manages to look cooler than radahnwhew
Anyone up on PS4 want to be friends? I have a few characters and stuff I use, don't mind a friend to just hang out and do stupid shit with, drop stuff, gank even for fun idc
>>491360261>release Destined Death Godwyn just... die?release Destined Death, *shouldn't* Godwyn just... die?
>>491360261Destined death isn't the same as normal death read this
>>491360261>The rules aren't blurred anymore, "normal" death should be enforced regularly now, right?Miyazaki explicitly stated in interviews that the Tarnished's immortality is completely unrelated to the Rune of Death.
>>491360286stunlocks you if it hits you once, pair it with nagakiba retarded range and you will get a ton of damage + status build updont know how it is right now though
>>491360634I didn't say Destined Death is the same as normal death, only that it enforces something like it. Miyazaki here says what we already know>Guidance of grace offers Tarnished an exception to the rule of dying "normally" since "normally" you can't be revived with your personality and ego intact(setting it apart from stuff like Erdtree rebirth)>The immortality of demigods is associated with Destined Death
>>491360634BTW "fate's death" in this translation is literally the same as Destined Death in Japanese.
>>491355212>>491355717>>491356745>>491355530I've been saying since ds3 when I first started seeing serious flaws that miyazaki is a hack and that he's gotten way too comfortable in these styles of games and that the community became increasingly cult-like for these games the more they age. It's like a reverse honey moon period for fromsloppers. And I know, not think, but know, miyazaki will get worse and worse as time goes on, because japs never actually learn from their mistakes until something catastrophic happens. It may not be their next game, but soon enough they'll have their own cyberpunk 2077 where most would hate it with more fury than ds2 could ever dream of getting
>>491360261Destined Death is irrelevant for the guidance of grace (Tarnished). None of the bosses die because of Destined Death either.
>destined death is this super duper important thing>but its actually not related to anything like tarnished grace and even when its related to demigods being immortal it doesnt matter because countless demigods get murdered all over the place and it's nbd>it only exists to keep the Greattree[TM] from burning and even then its only protecting the outer bark layerwhat the fuck is the point lol
>couldn’t for the life of me figure out what made the blink bolt ash good to people>autism demands I try it on multiple things before relegating it to the trash pile>throw it on my beloved kgs as one of my last ditch efforts>mfw the ash absolutely sings on herI should’ve known. I should’ve fucking known that KGS-chan would be the one to show me the light. She showed me the power of flame spear, why would I not expect her to do the same for this?
>>491361082already mogged by BMW
>>491361082I probably shat on your opinion and called you a faggot back then and I'm sorry anon, the DLC legitimately opened my eyes, the formula only works when they don't give everything anime speed and the dungeons are relatively small
>>491358357That's not the same animations as Radahn
Does anyone here like the book Vermis? I made a reshade that makes the game look like it
>>491361440This is a good thing for elden ring players because pc was filled with Chinks and now almost all of them have moved to wukong.
>>491360934Oh so a stat buildup again, why from chos to make status so OP in this game even after all the complaints and nerfs is still baffling to me.
>>491353742Fem radagon(not marika specifically radagon as a woman) would be interesting, imagine all the statue of her tposing without any shirt on.If I was gay I'd definitely fuck radagon but fem radagon, ripped as hell, red hair, steward of the golden order? Hotter than anything else
>491355212>491355530>491355717>491356745>491361082>491361443Samefagging gotta be the saddest most desperate attempt to seek approval
>>491361714No wonder the game felt dead as fuck
>>491361443Nta but the speed would be fine if they just made players as fast as they were in previous games. Even ds3 the player swung many weapons faster than in elden ring which still wasn't as fast as say sekiro or bloodborne. They tried making a "melt or be melted" kinda game like nioh but they don't have the player speed or interesting player animations that made it work with nioh 2. And the player never will have this speed.
>>491361649
>>491352785Would
>>491361967Im not hitting ctrl + f to track down all of these so I can know what you're whining about. Stop being a faggot who thinks everyone else only posts for (you)s
>>491361714This. People keep acting like BMW is killing Elden Ring when it reality it’s removing its most annoying section of the playerbase. I can ply without Xi Queef teleporting around my screen with either cheats or sheer latency and not have to worry that they’ll try to flashfry my setup out of some weird sense of spite that only bug people understand.
>>491361995The game is more lively on console. But it's true that a LOT of the elden ring players were Chinese. Look at the reviews, for a good while, and even now, many of the negative reviews for sote were chinks.
>>491351559I feel conflicted
>first playthrough of the base game>my hate for it was without equal>only began to love the game at Godfrey>Godfrey saved the game for me unironically>same shit happens with the DLC>except the saviour this time was BayleWhat does this mean
>491362118>I-i'm not seeking attentionlolNext time don't spam posts one after the other right between the post time limit
>>491361424Dude you have no fucking idea how fun blinkbolt can be. I still get giddy at the thought of a duel I had where i used it against someone with the death knight halberd. We both basically spammed it and it was some autistic and fun yet stupid and enjoyable battle.
>>491352785>patches wears some of the most practical shit he can get his hands on >fempatches for some inane reason has one of her most vulnerable body parts exposedCoomers don’t deserve rights. Even if fempatches had knockers that put Marika to shame she’d keep that shit covered unless explicitly using it to catch you off guard long enough for a cheeky kick off of a cliff.
>>491362413>>491362118
>>491362413Idk what to tell you, I can only hope you're shitposting and don't genuinely think everyone who disagrees with (you) is the same guy
>>491362328You get frustrated at the slightest inconvenience or challenge and are slow to adapt
>>491362005Yeah I don't know I feel like the DS3 character was faster and had less clunky aniamtions, but then there's the dogshit L2s in ER where you jump into the air and do 200 stabs and it looks so stupid and unnatural (Not to mention the enemies immediately react tot he animation and punish you if you take more than a second doing an attack), legitimately doesn't fit the game
>>491360261>>491360497No, because Godwyn's body never died. Reintroducing death now means everybody in Tree limbo, and everyone killed after the fact, now dies normally.Same reason why Ranni doesn't suddenly die. Godwyn's soul and Ranni's body probably experience true death after the burning as well, but her spirit and his body are still alive.
>Ranni and the Frenzy eyeball blob guys in the dlc are the ONLY things in the entire world to have an invisible magic barrier that is totally indestructible and defends against all damage from all angles, only pierced through by a parryWtf is the lore implication of this super secret advanced magic that not even the Elden Beast knew?? Is Ranni allied to the Frenzied Flame???
>>491363114Roderika also has an impenetrable golden barrier.
>>491362761skill issue
>>491361440there are buildings full of paid chinese workers idling or streaming the game with 0 desire to do so only to inflate their player count artificially so they can pretend that chine #1, only china would do shit like this and in a week or two nobody is going to care even a little about the monkey game while elden ring will still get fanarts
>>491363216>roderika is one of the greatest defensive spellcasters in the entire settinguhhhhhh lorefags? our response?
>>491363114>>491363216They're not the only ones it's just there to stop you from aggroing npcs by jumping on themGo try to jump on d's brother or rya at liunaria they're the same
>>491349064Awooba
>>491363216>>491363462So there are even more individuals who know the secret of the strongest defensive spell in the world huh
>>491363114It's about the Fate of the characters. You can't counter Fate except with more Fate. It's hilarious how many people just removed the concept of Fate to "simplify" the lore and then got upset at Consort Radahn.
Theres also a spell that only exists in Roundtable and Raya's library that makes you unable to do anything violent. If Marika was so scared of death she should have just used that spell on the whole LB
>>491362005>>491362761>>491361443Why don't you shitter tourists go back to /v/?
>>491364327*farts at you* sniff it up sniffa boy yum yum yum
>>491362492I just couldn’t get it to dance for me the way I wanted it to, even on shit like the milady. No weapon felt right until I put it on the kgs. Catching people with the bolt into a heavy or into the r1 true combo scratched the itch that had been bugging me since I got the ash.
>>491355717>>491356745>>491356978I'm being 100% serious when I ask people here to be my bf. I'm not looking for a ton of attention I'm a mentally unwell faggot that wants a boyfriend to play elden ring with that wouldn't mind me saying slurs
>T-TOURIST THE BOSSES ARE FUN JUST ROLL INTO THEM FOREVER OKAY SKILL ISSUE SHITTER
>>491364453Post tummy
>Love my fashion a lot>it fits a lot of builds>relatively easy to get on new runs>feels lazy to reuse the fashionngengegegeghHEHrRRREEeeeeEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>491364453>that wouldn't mind me saying slursSorry, I don't game with racists, much less date them.
>>491363667It's hilarious how you are embarassing yourself trying to claim this is a game flaw or developer exploit. Shows how you didn't understand the story at all>>491364192It's not a spell on anything, it's the player and Tarnished who follow the guidance of grace and can't do shit.Confessors can ignore it because they lost grace.Until Fia can see the guidance of grace she is protected too
>>491364453gayfag go homeor go to /lgbt/ or something
>>491364453>so desperate for love that 4chan seems like a viable hunting groundYou have my pity anon. A sizable portion of my disgust as well, but mostly my pity. Try going outside, maybe hit the gym a bit and try your luck at a gaming/weeb convention once you’re more yoked since being in shape puts you ahead of 99% of the competition as long as you aren’t a looklet and have an actual personality to back the muscle. Being into vidya will serve as the platform for the beginning of a bond and you can build from there. It’s how I ended up with a gf until I realized I don’t like having to be around the same person constantly.
>>491364780A hornsent typed this post
>>491364537Midra is the best boss, you got rolling jumping strafeing and crouching all having utility in the fight. Most of the other dlc bosses also have some subset of these mechanics available. The only true ds3 style rollslop boss is radahn.
>>491364537Don't you have some threads to shit up on >>>/v/?
>>491364453What paltform are you on? I can't say anything about the date side of thing but I'd be willing to play with you next time I'm home(about 2 weeks)
>>491364945lmao>>491364643I usually do thematic armor for a build but who cares its your canon tarnished
>>491364945>Sees obvious funposting about "game mechanic is a secret superspell guys!" that's on the same level as "ummm is the Veiled Monarch an Omen in disguise?">Writes smug response about how people simply don't Get It and tries to justify it as a lore decision(??? lmao?)There are Fromsoft fans and there are dicksucking fromsloppers, you are the latter
>>491364537I found most bosses to be great.t. heavy load Greatshield userFuck rollslop btw
>>491355212>>491355530>>491355717>>491356745>>491361082>>491361443>>491361967sorry i forgot to reply
>>491365182Based.Roll spammers deserve deathRollslop is cringe
>>491365780Don't be mean to Vaati, he's a tourist here and that's the first lore conclusion although wrong he's come up with himself
I can't take anybody saying "rollslop" seriously, it seems like such an intentionally retarded thing to say
Hard, but fair
are we breaking out the Week 1 bait already
>>491364453how many hours of elden ring you have
>>491365780>I-I'm not retarded it's funpostingOk retard>secret superspellexcept it's a mechanic explained with actual lore>You are le dicksuckerNo, I think more Fromsoftware games are shit than those that are good. You are just anotger stupid retard mindbroken about the game
>>491366132>the way to dodge this attack is buy running to the side and then jumping>Jumping>From gigantic flying meteors>Jumping 6 inches off the ground somehow dodges this, rolling doesnt
>>491364945you forgot to mention theres also a secret spell cast on the Lands Between that causes fall damage to spike suddenly so that you either are unharmed or get instakilled with only a tiny goldilocks zone in between
>>491366442>Jump the Godfrey earth stomp>It fucking clips you even if you're behind him>Dodge the cross slash>Sometimes it just hits you because it just has to okay the boss is HARD and you have le skill issue>Terrain is uneven in a lot of places which fucks a lot of the dodges>Somehow people are still defending this shitty recycled boss
>>491366414Nah Miyazucker is just slipping, see >>491357864
ma wifema wifewhy couldn't we heal the hurt black knife npc and it ends up with her being called tiche and thats when you get the spirit ashes from just like how you get spirit ash from latenna and dragon priestess
>>491367073It's not that he is slipping, he just doesn't care anymore. He's so me.
>>491367184>Another mini waifu for the pocket harem
>>491361649link
Miyachuddy... Why did you make another feet game with feet fully rendered but have the feet be low-poly on close inspection instead of making special extra-delicious feet models?
>>491365135>Midra is the best bossMidra is dogshit, pathetically easy, too high recovery between attacks, it' the actual Dark Souls 3 boss. Elden Ring is at its best when enemies are pressuring you with delayed attacks and multi-hits as you strategize how to hitback safely or trade.Midra is a joke
>>491367073Ok retard, spend 2 more years seething about this game and being miserable
>>491366764>Doesn't know what acceleration islol
The real secret spell is the one making the buildings invincible, even a giant mining pick leaves no mark on the poorest peasant shack, to say nothing of the walls of Leyndell.
>>491367934>went in with a cheese weapon and overskibidi'd>hurr durr he's easykys
>>491369034I went in with 14 skibidis and I think fire knights are easy even at level 80 +15
>>491367934People refuse to accept this.He's a 10/10 design, a 10/10 OST, but a 5/10 fight.
>>491369465fire knights are easy at any level just spam giant hunt you stupid cheeser no shit
Wife acquired
I want to impregnate radagon
>>491369587Reminder that Malenia is weak to anal
>>491369697
>>491367654I have not shared it yet, still changing some things. Do you like it?
What are some good weapons for a Storm Blade build?I see lots of people recommend the Flamby but it seems kind of mid and the bleed build up takes forever
>>491370135k i n o
>>491369587cute
Where does PC Radahn sit on the curve here, assuming you fight him honestly at SL 160 without a cheap buff or status procc build?
>>491369587You look like a child next to her.
No, really, what spells actually benefit from Radagon Icon/high DEX for spell casting purposes?
>>491370443Four words. Standing. Cunnilingus.
Miquella rode a horse through the lands of shadows taking off parts of his limbs, he acquired this horse after he left torrent to find a tarnished to help fulfill his plans after learning they were returning. When he hopped down that chasm and tosses trina off the edge, the horse accidentally wandered off with her and that's the horse the putrecent knight uses. Miquella's original plan was to use that horse as a host for Leonard but because it fell he didn't have a spare for him.
>>491369587>3 feet taller than you and her hand is bigger than your entire head
>>491370569All of them?
>>491370736>still weak to the cockno problems here
Um...malenia bros??? Isn't she too tall to be sexual with
>>491370569None, the difference is so small it's barely perceptible, one of the most dogshit talismans as a result
>>491371071No, she's the perfect size to break my pelvis.
this game would be 10x better if all the girls were lore confirmed futas
>>491371459But they are, demigoddess clits swell into cocks when aroused
>>491371459Marika RanniMaleniaAre all futas according to miyazaki Rennala summons a glintstone cockRellana could too but doesn't Rya may or may not have a serpentine penis even in her human formMillicent being part of malenia has a cock Sellen could use a primeavil glintstone cock she can summon
>>491371459futa is gayer than actual gay sex
>>491351559Varre being a man was an objectively wrong decision.
>>491365135Midra is the DS3 boss
>>491372294You're wrong.
>>491371739This is true.
I find it funny that all the summonable NPCs in DS2 have names like dennis and thomas and ray
>>491371071That’s a quitter’s attitude
>>491372294You’re right
>>491372914that's also how i name my builds
Well if anyone wants, add my PSN and I'll be dicking around somewhere @LeonligerX
>>491370135looks fantastic
>>491376032is there a jester outfit in ER?
I will now play your gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcG9IME2iJw
>>491370170Would the omen cleaver be good?
For me, it's the Knight's Greatword.
>>491377530redcel annihilated gankchads and hostchuds on top yet again
>tauntcel webm and samefaggingYikes
>>491366942Is this guy from albania? He looks like my dad
Came to Marika again.
>>491378984hello albaniafriend, you are worse than a turkroach
>>491356614>t.
>>491376503c'mon who are you going to summon? xXxBlack SwordsmanxXx with the usual build or Gazza with the dragon's head fist and the blackguard mask?
>>491379101Albanians are objectively the greatest race of this earth
Came to Metyr again.
Making a character names guts I will make him look exactly like solaire
>>491356614Imagine being Rennala's toilet and having her shit be the same size as you covering you up entirely haha that would be so gross haha
>>491371071she's the perfect height to pick me up and squeeze me like a teddy bear, my super Tarnished strength totally helpless against her literal god strength
femdom is kinda gaywomen are made to be dominated
>>491380996My last 2 braincells fighting to be the one that gets to memorize the exact curve of Malenia's fat shitpig brapper
>>491380996Why DID he take her with him to the shadowlands?
Is Sellen related at all to the Carian family? She has the same hair and eye colors as Rennala.
>>491381756Possibly. Or it just might be a common look for Liurnians
I like how pre-doll Ranni is typically depicted as a mage version of Malenia in fanart.
>>491382008Her Ranni is pure sex
>>491370280I don't know. I beat him on my first try on my sl 320 character and 2 summoned players.
>>491347557lol
>>491371739Well fuck my ass and call me a faggot because I don't care.I'd gargle delicious futa balls any day of the week and kiss them goodnight on the lips.
>>491382681But he did say yes.
>>491383203Mike..
>>491382415>>491382008Wouldn't it be braided? Not that I'm complaining because Malenia's wavy hair is sex.
>>491383203>Child asks you to marry them>Say yes so they don't cry>Thousands of years later they indirectly zombify and murder you so they can later resurrect you in the corpse of someone else and then force you to be their spouse and fucktoy for all eternity regardless of your actual feelings>This is considered "consent"Hmmmmmmmmmmm........
>>491370443>You look like a child next to her.hot
>>491383796her dead body actually has braided hair so yeah
>>491382415I heard Ranni has a fat ass
>>491383873>>Child asks you to marry them>>Say yes so they don't crythis might be rhe single dumbest cope I've ever seen. Yes, an honor bound traditionalist would definitely be very flighty and unserious about a marriage vow to the fucking heir to the kingdom and a literal god of his religion.
is the "loot" in the dlc actual trolling? 75% of all treasure is worthless crafting materials or smithing stones you already have infinite of. why do they do this? is there actually another explanation?
>Will try to bash you until your guard breaks>Will try to Knight's Resolve his Misericode after break>Will try to live up to the ancient knight method of ignoring his main weapon to shank you critically with the misericode>Will try to punch and stab you until the misericode gets a crit inHow doth thy response come, foul knave?
>>491384974I'm half convinced the final boss's weapons being absolute dogshit is trolling, down to really basic errors like then having an INT requirement and doing Magic damage yet scaling from FAI, or having the CGS move set in a way that also prevents you from using the slightly better 2H CGS moves, or there being two that are literal copies other than their ash.
>>491385663One more for fun>Will do the same things as NIGGERKNIGHT>Will look better while doing soDOTH THY DESIRE FOR YE FANCYFUL AND HONORABLE KNIGHT FIGHT CLUBS RISE UP YET, FOUL PEASANTS!?
>>491384974absolutely malding
>>491376380>>491370175
I'm trying to think of any other game, souls or not, where the final boss was such a blunder.Natasha doesn't count since all of DAS2 sucked ass.But somehow with a single DLC From managed to;>Completely ruin the fan favorite character>Somehow provide fanservice with absolutely no redeeming value>Make one of the more unique characters in the game boring as fuck with a generic arc>Add some of the most underwhelming, boring final boss weapons ever>Create a fight that is unbalanced, underwhelming, and uninteresting>Tie it all up with a bow made of Dungeaters turds by finishing the DLC with a fucking 10 second long blender animation that serves no purpose other than to justify to the player why you just fought Radahn again, because there was 0 story indication previouslyIt's actually incredible how they managed to screw it up on so many levels.
>>491387962Ran out of time sory gaijin buy armored core 7
I think the dlc is broken because dlc enemies are easier than elphael enemies when you are at skibidi 20.The dlc was supposed to be harder than the endgame of the base game
I miss the invader poster who always ended his greentexts with ACK
>>491384974japanese love grinding for loot.
>>491385663Your gloves and boots don't match the rest of your armor and it looks like shit.
>Messmer's flame burns both body and soulDestined Death?
>>491391462No but the Abyss Serpent might be very powerful and is able to kill the soul.
>>491391462Messmer's flame seems like a mixture of giant's flames and destined death with its coloring
>>491366047>Don't be mean to Vaati, he's a touristvaati was actually originally very commonly going to /dsg/ back in 2012/2013, if you go back to the few videos from back then that he hasn't deleted after making his big "collection"-videos, you can very clearly tell from the headcanon shit people posted back then, vaati just made them into video form.it's still hilarious to me how a person who originally came about by trying to "de-mystify" the dark souls lore with 50% lore 50% shitposting is now arguably the "most respected" souls youtuber, whatever being a respected souls youtuber even means.
>>491394109stick your dick in crazy
Any build/fashion ideas that somehow incorporates Melina's dagger as a useful side piece? I won't even try to pretend that daggers make good main pieces, especially in this game where no fashion matches them well.Current idea was to off-hand equip but 2-hand the Sword Of Light with Melina's dagger as a crit stick or long range attack, but I got fuckall fashion for it which isn't the knight set and I've locked that down for another idea.
>>491384238>>491383796Was it braided like this?Also, how many of you would actually be interested in an Elden Ring anime?
Did a new intern make golden hippopotamus on his spare time or what? What the fuck is this piece of shit boss, last time I saw animations this floaty and hitboxes this bad was in Dark Souls 2
>>491397651Possibly modern From's worst boss
>>491397651The DLC in general really makes me feel like I'm playing Dark Souls 2 again.
>>491398060Next patch will fix it :)
What exactly is the point of making anything but Legendary armaments unable to be infused with other ashes
>>491397651The DLC as a whole has embarassing animations, I guess the good devs were all busy animating the little parts on every Armored Core 6 weapon
>>491399017tak bylo
>>491398564The thing that annoys me the most is that even giant bosses like the hippo are designed to only let you use ONE attack and no more. Shit's retarded.
How noticeable is radagon icon at low (11) dex? Im wondering if its worth a slot for a frenzy incant build. Only other offensive spells i have are wrath of gold and bestial sling
>>491400317Depends on the spells that you're using, by frenzy incant do you intent to use all of the frenzy spells?
>>491398564I'll never get over Radahn still walking like Leonard is underneath him, without him he just looks like he's perpetually squatting to take a shit.
>>491400434Frenzied burst, unendurable frenzy, flame of frenzy, maybe inescapable frenzy
>keep seeing people ask about DLC multiplayer activity below 125what the fuck is wrong with peopleno, you're not going to find DLC invasions at level 60-90, except once in a blue moon
>>491391462Maybe a bit of the Abyssal Serpent is contained within Messmer’s flames, and that eats the soul?
>>491387962Gwyn if you parryNashandraMoon presence was underwhelmingSoul of Cinder was pure fanservice
>>491377530>>491378950
how's the dlc invasions at level 60-80 bros
messmer is a fucking NIGGER. that said, im thinking dragon prophet is NOT how you kill this guy? im level 20x with 11 scadblessings ffs
>>491402175>dlc invasions below 138Lol lmao
>>491402416>messmer is a fucking NIGGER.Messmer is the nigger killer. Don't be rude to him
>>491402704true but fuck his move sets. turns out i was holding a massive piss when i was attempting him. im feeling a lot better and ill try again.
i now remembered that i made a lord of the frenzied flame character thinking it would have any secret shit in the dlc but nothing happened
>>491402416I absolutely buttfucked him with my dragon communion build and was lower RL and skibidi than you. You're doing something wrong.
>>491402848https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5uTarXtaF0
Bayle, Metyr, and Midra all would've made thematically superior final bosses.
I may like Milady too muchI may like Deflecting tear too muchI may like combining these two too much
>>491403048im spamming dragon maw and its fine until i get to snake form i just suck at dodging his move. not to mention i straight up miss like half the time when hes moving around in 2nd phase.
>>491402795>turns out i was holding a massive piss when i was attempting him. im feeling a lot better and ill try again.Honestly, that is probably why you were so terrible against him. Holding in piss causes a similar effect on the mind as severe drunkenness
>>491404680Bro your fire and physical resist talismans? Your golden vow? Your flame protect me? Your opaline tear? If you're gonna spam dragonmaw your ass needs to tank.
>>491404390True
>>491403048Honestly it sucks that Messmer does not have any special lines when you activated during stage 2 of his fight
>>491403048>>491402416>he went through the whole DLC instead of beelining to kill all the dragons, then Bayle, fulfilling your purpose as a Drake Knight then starting a different playthroughDreadful
>>491396497>How many of you would actually be interested in an Elden Ring anime?My dream would be some sort of anthology surrounding the Shattering War, showing each demigod's actions and motivations in this time. Anything so we could get a clear answer as to why the fuck Malenia fought Radahn.
Fitting Spirit Ashes for a dragon build?Ancient Dragon Knight KristoffAncient Dragon FlorissaxWarhawk / Stormhawk DeenhAzula BeastmanBanished Knight Oleg / Engvall
>>491382008>>491382415>>491383796Her hair is braided on her corpse so it was at least partially braided. The long wavy hair she's usually depicted with is based on her ghost face
i sincerely don't know how people play with the leg sliders set to anything lower than 130just looks fucking freaky
>>491281794I invaded at stagefront the other day and killed almost every coopfagging host and his fag friends by spamming vortex of putrecence when i saw an opening. I kept at it for a few hours until there was no one left to invade. I literally wiped out my whole level bracket in that area by spamming 1 spell and giggled to myself the whole time. Thats why im here.
>>491408898webms or it didn't happen
>>491398060But DS2 is much better. It has new animations.
can somebody explain to me what the significance of the giants in DS2 is?
>>491409653they gave us shockwaves
>>491409653Yummy souls Nashandra wants them.
>>491408993Ok im gonna travel back in time and install screen recording software i dont know how to use on my pc to get footage from 2 days ago, be right back.(In all seriousness, i wish i had some vids of it, i should try to learn to capture gameplay before this shit gets nerfed.)
>>491409923just download obs bro, there's no mystery
Mohgdan's death animation should've been Morgott comes out of nowhere and smites the the willful traitors.
>>491410074>Summon Thiollier>Summon Ansbach>Summon Morgott>Summon Malenia>Summon Ranni
Somehow, the DLC made me hate the Redmanes and their terrible hitboxes AND most of Radagon's lineage.
>>491410074Comes out of his neck like Isshin?>Pitiful brother...>COME, TARNISHED!
>>491411035>>491411035>>491411035
>>491410856>REMEMBER WHEN I SAID THY PART IN THIS SHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN?
>>491387454
>>491400646Pretty sure only the first 3 get affected by the talisman significantly, so it shouldn't be that big of a deal
