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Say it
First for Kanner
Sensei is bad at video games. He lost to everyone at the GDD.
For me, it's happy students
My precious desert rose.
>>491429490>>491429571>>491429574Sensei's wives look like THIS?
>poozuImage ruined
>>491429490>Saiba sisters' buns are bigger than Alice'sDoes not compute.
>>491429603Momoi dumbass shoes
being poor hurts
>>491429741Sex
>>491429581
>>491429762SENSEI OWES ME SHOES
>>491429741AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RAPIST
Love MinoriHate Kaguya
>>491429809
>rimu's first ever hentai doujin will be about Gehenna's finest pussies
>>49142957411 Years old11 Kids
>>491429490Roomba!
>>491430050>Gehenna's finest pussies>posts Hina???
>>491430050He really loves his fluffy women. Can't blame him.
Its over
I've been buying her ligmas for a year now only to realize I couldn't redeem her. Can't wait to roll for her next week
>>491430116Bitch did I stutter?
>>491430018
>>491430050Honestly his art style isn't really erotic enough.
>>491429741She held me down
>>491430050Ok but NiyaNiya when?
>>491430169no. it's patrick
>Don't worry /bag/, the Princess has been secured and is ready to continue the summer events! Cherino went and got herself tossed in jail! I bet she stole someone else's parfait again.. SERVES YOU RIGHT!!..welp...lets head back to... OH C'MON DO WE REALLY HAVE TO?!?
>>491429809>>491430018imagine the smell
>>491430169JOHN NEXON WILL PAY FOR THIS TRANSGRESSION
>>491429574BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING
>>491430227Barren dustbowl womb
>>491430169It's Midomover
>came to QTomoeIs it over for me?
>>491430291What's the source for these images, like this one and the Momoi one?
>>491430169OK, I believe Seia now...................
>>491430201
Why are (You) like this?
>>491430000
Hinoos
>>491430291Shut the fuck up Zunbo
https://magma.com/d/iiim91i4xbhttps://magma.com/d/iiim91i4xbhttps://magma.com/d/iiim91i4xbThere's a lot of room /bag/, too much room even
>>491430291Dumb Jungle
>>491430169MidomOwari Da...
>>491430169>Wide face >Wide eyesHmm...
>event is full of "heehee, heeheeheehee heehee heeheeheeheehee"This is really bad, it's almost unreadableSeriously what kind of power in the company does the heehee translator have that they can't ever fire him or even tell him to tone it the fuck down with this bullshit, every single laugh is heeheeheeheehee heeheeheehee. It's fucking annoying to read every time, and however the retard localizers want you to read that laugh, you so not read it the way you think they do. Every laugh gives off a particular personality, laughs are used to create a feeling, making every laugh into the same generic laugh kills that feeling, and teehee does not ever give across the personality that fits any situation in this game, it's just kinda bad. I'm only on node three or four of the story so far. For some reason the heehees are more annoying here than in other gacha games, maybe due to the typeface or maybe just because of how annoying it is to keep reading that laugh while knowing they killed every unique laugh in the game because one translator just really thought heehee was funny.
It's fucking raining outside, fuck you god.
>>491430169nexon will be destroyed soon
>>491430018kayoko sex
my cat did a good job at the vet today. I'm very proud of him
>>491430291shut the fuck up jarate
>>491430508Hina ruined the aggie
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
>>491430596I wish it was raining hereI fucking love sleeping on a rainy nightBlue Archive
>>491430596It's fucking melting outside. Even at night.
>>491430169Blind here, what changed?
eh?
My adorable daughterwife Azusa.
>Cherino is the fake ultimate leader of Kivotos
>>491430595It's weird since they kept Makoto's laugh.
My Lovely StudentWife Noa
are DAru and DKayoko meta for anything
Jahovah!
>>491430939my dick
What's next for the rabbits? They can't keep being homeless forever
>>491430000>Huge tits for replenishing yourself after each breeding session>Tummy shading and wide hips to emphasize birthing capabilities>Long legs and tail to leglock you and guarantee pregnancy
Look up Mika art>Mika being cute>Recreation of story moment>Mika in different clothes (also being cute)Look up Hina art>Hina being cute>Hina being cute (with Ako in the picture)>Hina sleeping (also cute)Look up Ibuki art>SEX>IBUKI GETTING FUCKED>IBUKI BEING LEWD SHAKING HER ASS>IBUKI PEEING EVERYWHERE>IBUKI GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS
>has body filled with liquid chocolate on valentines>sensei refuses to lick her finger This seems like wasted potential for a doujin story where sensei could lick the chocolate from Makoto's vagina.
Anyone have the screen cap of the Kaguya YOU ARE COURTING SEX post?
>>491430381https://x.com/mmmkawaineseems like he deleted his pics though, had a lot more nigger momois
>>491431114me on the left
>>491429741Ayane, seduce Sensei
>>491430116>/bag/ user is utterly befuddled at the sight of someone who doesn’t irrationally hate hina
>>491431007What's her moveset?
>>491431036Besides the obvious, sensei
>>491431226
>>491431226*cockblocks you*
>>491431262It's all rational though
>>491431114i wanna do that so bad
eimisex
>>491430939Wanna TORMENT Hod, Greg, and Perorodzilla get Dress Aru
>>491431305Lord forgive me I'm about to lose my job
You know people would buy it John Nexon, just sell us the damn ball. THE MERCH IDEA IS RIGHT THERE, JUST DO IT ALREADY!
>Finally get to Shanghaijing>Immediately detained as a suspect>Finally get out of questioning room>Immediately tossed in jail
>>491431343himari sexo
>>491431363Do I need to UE30+ her or nah
Kayoko LOVE
>>491430951JENOVA
Why did /bag/ stop wanking to Hina?
So is China Dress Tomoe a better Swimsuit Shizuko?
>>491430882Even if I was to give them devils advocate, they're too afraid to ever fix the laughs of any character that they already decided has the heehee laugh because fixing it would "confuse people", "hey the heehees are iconic now", and "would be like admitting they fucked it up in the first place". Basically a bunch of cheap excuses.But that's retarded The heehees are not iconic, they are intolerable, no one likes them, you fucked it up on purpose and are now too lazy to fix it because it would just be too much work to go back over all the text you already fucked up, so you'd rather just endlessly double down on something you know is wrongJust pretending something isn't a problem doesn't make it not a problem, rip the bandaid off and fix it, give Mutsuki back her kufufu. People probably wouldn't even care if they just randomly started translating laughs correctly this event out of nowhere, but they're afraid to "confuse people" so they just keep doing it wrong just to be consistent in being wrong
I love my cute fox daughterwife Izuna!
>>491431090Extremely based
>>491431483she boring af
>>491431483/bag/ wanked to hina?
>>491431343that clearly says sexy himari
man, /gif/ylyl/ threads suck
>do late night sketching to get myself into drawing again>look at it>"wow this isn't too bad for something that i drew">go to sleep>next morning>look at it>"wow it's so fucking shit, don't draw anymore man lmao"Why?
How would /bag/ translate a character with a kansai-ben dialect?
Your studentYour order
>>491431605I wank to every students.
>>491431617/wsg/ turned into tiktok a long time ago.
>>491431617They used to be good years ago, but at some point they got overtaken by bots posting the same shit over and over again
>>491431731i dont know what that even is, that girl isnt my student anyway so i dont care
>>491431686It's normal. You need to take pauses and look at your drawing again to see some errors. While you draw your brain gets used to them so you stop noticing until you take such pause.Flipping the canvas horizontally helps but it's still not enough.
>>491431164Sharing my rare Hoshino. Use it well.
>>491431686You are your own worst enemy.
>>491430758eyes were opened slightly
I feel like Kayoko has spoken with a permanent bedroom voice since NY alt...
>>491431113
>>491431124
Student for this feeling?
>>491431884How about a hinakiss?
>>491431731Texan accent
don't opendead inside
>>491431113It is kinda funny how Ibuki basically became the Asuna of lolis
Did Chinatsu's VA had a change of voice or soemthing?
>>491432030Kirara
>>491431045Miyu marriage, rest can stay in the park.
>>491431538Translator could be living their dream as an epic witch.
95 students that need valentine'sRoughly 8 valentine's a dayWill I really make it in time?
>>491431857i like these hiniatures
>>491432228Just refresh more
>>491432073I will find you, Momoi.
>>491431752>body graffitiNo, thanks.Wish they would remove the tattoo from Pina. I hate it so much.
It may not seem like it but this is a Hasumi general.
nom nom
>>491432228I have 86 precious little girls and it will take me 2 pyro refreshes and 4 pvp coin refreshes. I don't care about the expense I am seeing their valentines.
>Poisoned and made Kiseki paralyzed and suffers from stunned growth>Smuggles drugs with childrens>Wanting to start a civil war and takeover the leadershipShe is the most vile and evil student so far and not even Sensei could fix her.
>>491432398I can fix her.
>>491432009bless,
If I got the Valentine stuff from the previous event, do I need to get it again for this one
Straya is awake now
>>491432398hmm 2 sensex should do itmaybe 3
>>491432123I think her Onsen alt was recorded on a shittier mic compared to her baseI have however, noticed that most of the VAs use a higher pitched voice when recording for their alts. It's obvious in girls like Chinuts or Kazoos, but there are others
>>491432393*every day>>491432398I agree. she is Beatriz tier
>>491432398Sensei will roll over like a bitch for her like he does for all the other evil students
We hate Kisaki here.
>>491431731new yorker accent
>>491432561Make Shanghaijing great again
this thread is ok
>>491432398She will still be forgiven
>>491432561False, we all love Kisaki Ball.
>>491432561Kek.Initial reaction: Oneesan typeCurrent reaction: Crazy conservative lady.
>>491432689*pomf*
>>491432398I feel like Churro is worse.
>>491432689spread your legs
>What am I gonna do, just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on Karin's couch like it's somethin to do? Come on, I got a little more sense than that
>>491432479Anon this may come as a shock but actually playing the game will give you your answer.
>>491432561>memed as a far right extremist despite the actual reasons for her actions>funnier that wayyou know what I won't complain, at least she can retain some relevancy with the memes. flanderization will happene eventually, may as well take advantage of it while you can.
Post cute Miyako rape.
>>491432689BOOGIE ALT WHEN?!
>>491432009>muh tradition
>>491431731Boston Jew accent
sakisex
How does sex with a dying person feel like?
>>491432754Sounds like Kaguya and Kokuriko should hatefuck one another then. Also ironic the entertainment/performing arts branch are the conservative ones while Kisaki is trying to modernize the school to be a tourist haven to the point she is overbearing on Rumi's restaurant/culinary school businesses
>Students that are expelled just wander Kivotos forever never aging>Students that graduate "disappear" from Kivotos>Different concept of time for students, A school year is actually dozen or probably hundred of human yearsWtf is this all true or fake?
>>491433016https://youtu.be/q43wzP6A1CM?si=RsBzvpu7Awqjg_es
>>491432556You seem to show up every time is is discussed.
Why are conservatives always portrayed as the evil crazies in media and never liberals?
Hey
>>491432941What are her actual motivations though. I still enjoy Shanhaijing being expanded compared to Arius which have been abandoned since the end of Eden Treaty with no new students to show how deep the brainwashing gets
>>491432980In half a year, trust the plan.
>>491432980D.Ibuki and D.Makoto are pretty much guaranteed for the rerun.
>>491433102It's monkey as evidenced by the scat, canon male sensei and yuri posts.
>>491432819Churro is a dumb brat who needs correctionKai is also a dumb brat who needs correctionNone of my precious students are lost causes.
I will save Kisaki with the power of love and my 2 inch (erect) penis
>>491433136Reactionary behavior and stubborn to change and does it purely for self gain. Or you live in SEA and is taught by your government to not defy it.
>>491430808
>>491432689Today's threads were pretty good
>>491433186Hey baby
>>491432845Charlie Murphy!
>>491431538About four nodes into the event they finally started switching it up a little bit at least. I guess someone told heehee translator to at least not make 100% of laughs teehee.It's still not correct at all but it's less annoying to read
>>491433241One of these things is not like the others.
>>491433321Not really...
>>491433249You haven't heard of the students who abused Saori and her friends and loved it.
>>491433136Because muh change always goodAnd muh staying the same always badIronic from a gacha that refuses to move past status quo and always re-equalizes itself to what it was before the drama
>>491433389Me on the left
Look at the clock. It's 11pm.Go to sleep scatmonkey.
What is Kisaki's exact illness anyway? Cancer? Heart? Blood clot?
>>491433249My fucking knees...
>>491433061We schizotheorybros know Kivotos is actually Purgatory/a SimulationThe hologram halos and static errors made it obviousSensei is someone that "logged in" to help the trapped studentsGematria are invadersChroma is a virus
APOLOGIES RIGHT FUCKING NOW!She is the only reason why Kiseki able to walk!
>>491433186hey
>>491433370I think they were, last thread was slow and comfy and the one before that had a lot of hornyposting
>>491433362Congrats, you sighted the monkey. Nothing makes him seeth more than the L he took over another male Sensei design.
>>491433503Ligma
>>491433389Says the man posting student abuse against innocent students A person who would harm good students shouldn't decide morality or forgiveness
>>491433503Steve Jobs
>>491433018sounds like it would be entertaining to watch what happens to your mother locked in a room with a horny bull
>>491433136because liberals own the media companies right now
>kiseki
>>491432941not really a meme. she hated kisaki's decision to bring in sensei and guests from red winter. she even felt she was humiliated because she had to perform for foreigners who won't understand the intricacy of chink opera. that's extreme xenophobia, especially the latter part.
>>491433503Extreme vitamin D deficiency.
>>491431263
>>491433684
Forgotten...
>>491433389Arius is the cultural equivalent of a genetic dead end and its problems cannot be addressed by abandoning it and letting its students continue to cannibalize themselves. Instead, Arius students must be shown an example of the proper way to behave, as is the responsibility of adults to the next generation.
>>491433389Shitty secondary fan art
>>491433650why r u green?
>>491433806And yet you posted her...
>>491433524Yo
>>491433562I am showing the reality of Blue Archive and how cruel the world can get. And that includes students complicit in the suffering of others and showing no remorse for the abuse
>>491429741>>491431226>>491431305>Serika prevented us from having this
>>491433503Diarrhea
>>491433880It's Midori
I wonder if a Gehenna prisoner would be someone actually evil like being the Satan and Hitler of Kivotos Or just a gag villain... mmmh the later seems more likely
>>491433740>Chinese opera
>>491433880cuz you GLOW
>>491433937>Le edgeGo back
>>491433740Sounds like Kokuriko as well, except unlike Kokuriko, Kaguya had a respectable position in the community.
>>491434049>the later seems more likely
>>491433802Mimori would never...
>>491432398shell be the first student sensei will unalive
>>491433562nta but that image makes me horny
For some reason I really want to creampie Yume
>>491433740This event is going to be censored so hard in China lolEspecially the Chinese opera part is funny because IRL China is a vacuum of the arts which is why they've primarily specialised in producing peformers instead of composers Most of their opera scene is just imported from Europe
>>491434253You have issues.
>>491433740home at last
>>491432073how could you
>>491433937oh good, i get to have a field day giving you ideas about your mom then?hanging having pissed and shat herself, skinned alive? tossed into a jet engine and the ground meat that was her being flocked on by all kinds of carrion birds to later be shat out unceremoniously? fun stuff
>>491434267Was having a dick silhouette intentional.
>>491433740>chink opera
Sex.With Ibuki.
>>491434332thankfully our events are unvoiced so we wont have to hear that horrid screeching
>>491434270did they also censor Red Winter events with the whole purge things?
arona wife OS
>>491434480dude she's like 10
>>491434517Don't remember
>>491434270I feel like Red Winter and Shanhaijing are just a bomb waiting to blow up
>>491434270by chinese opera i mean the traditional chinese opera. the kanji specify it's peking opera. not importation of european opera.
>>491433389>>491433937Kill yourself clown
>>491434646i call dibs on the whore that gave birth to him
>>491433937something with hoshino???
>>491433740>muh intricacyFucking lmao
FBK love
>>491430169The beginning of the end...
>this event has the exactly same battle six different times>the exact same Kayoko and Aru vs 14 grunts battle, same map, same location same grunts every time Honestly probably could have trimmed it down to two story battles.
>>491433937This is funny with someone who deserves it, like Mika or Kaya
>>491434783shut up and milk sensei, seia.
>>491433830Trying to break indoctrination from a crowd of vengeful students who lost their leader and not knowing who did it is going to be difficult and not without at least one pos refusing to back down
>>491430169This. Cannot. Continue.
>>491433937What's so bad about working a part time job? Sensei is an asshole for gambling away the money though.
>>491434857You forgot Yukino, that bitch betrayed the Pres and by proxy Sensei and deserve the worst
what vn should i play next /bag/
Post cute smiles
>>491435093a group of niggers using your moms intestines as a masturbatory aid while shes still conscious and can feel it?
>>491435083probably the fact that he's convinced his student to fuel his vices with her own hard earned money.
>>491434624Yeah I figured, it's just funny to me because I don't even think China values it very highly themselves outside of nationalistic purposes. Oh sure, if you search around you'll see that Peking Opera is the most performed in China but you go and look at the performers they're training, the Western opera houses they've built, and the recordings they produce, it's mostly Western influenced. Even the composers they produce today are more influenced by Mahler or Wagner than anyone else
>>491433317She is not that big
>>491434995actually the indoctrination will turn them into good students when they start following Beatrice (blue) who is married to sensei
Wakamo - Anarchist Akira - Thief Kai - Drug lordAkemi - Delinquent What kind of law offender we should be getting next?Also, have you notice that the prisoners names spell WAKA when you read the first letter of their names?
>>491435120Utawarerumono trilogyDies iraeMuramasa
>>491435386Pimping.
>>491435272
>>491435412There's a trilogy? I only played mask of deception/truth
Imagine the smell
>>491435120Totono
>Scatboy changed strategies again
>>491435467You never played the first game? You weirdo. Well, there's kinda no point now if you already played the sequels
>>491433325are you even a real nonomi fan?you did leave your first ever guiding mission unfinished right? since it featured her
>>491435475Stench of princess!
what, just when i start fapping the guy pussies out? cmon edgelord faggot, keep posting
Saori is a bigger autist than Azusa
>>491435475Mika, I told you to get rid of that fucking iPhone
>>491435475>earring>check artistNice try scatfag.
>>491435647No shit who do you think taught Zoos
>>491434049
>>491435665the plain ones...
>>491435386Funny how all their names and Kaya all have either KA or AK somewhere in them
>>491433136Even in old days, some movies, books and news portray conservatives are bad people anon, the hate are understandable.Although i do hate how liberals nowadays acting like fascists with their "progressive" agenda, demonize people who doesn't worship them or exploit trans privileges to grooming underage.
>>491435647who do you think was zoos' mentor you goober
>>491429490Sexy moi
Cheese pizza
momoi is not sexy
>>491435467>he never play the first gamegrim
>>491433937>applying dire real world scenarios to 2DYou're in the wrong fanbase. This isn't GFL, PGR or AK.
https://youtu.be/FiFP_lS2a6U?si=k3MRAGEor718jHJ9Potato trailer
>>491434049>Gehenna's Prisoner is someone that tried to bring order into Gehenna through the most violent means possible, as if SS Uberfuhrer Hayase Yuuka was actually a thing
>>491435821>portray conservatives are bad people>the hate are understandableeek eek ook lah pag!
>>491435885for me? its pizza with as much meat on it as possiblepreferably chickenwait why are you glowing
>>491433650Highlighter moi...
>>491435794Based comfy wife enjoyer
will there be a game with a big music scene like touhou ever againi really thought BA will be the one...
>>491435938>it's actually Satsuki
>>491436054shes fucking 17
>>491435905Remember this is made by gooks, they understand there will be at least conflict and people too stubborn to back down the difference is it isn't one depressing struggle to another
>>491436085>MacAlso video game music is cringe
>>491435475She's a janny now so she would smell like manure
I believe in Makoto supremacy
>Thesis of the narrative is to be a positive role model for the future generation>Represented in-universe by a semi-messianic Sensei who's basically an Atticus Finch figure>World is highly exaggerated to allow for this kind of unrealistic albeit fun and unique scenario>HURR HURR WHAT IF GRIMDARK SENSEI NO FORGIVE STUDENTI hate you fucking people, go back.
>>491435991I just like pizza
>>491434857The catharsis is there exactly because it's someone who doesn't deserve it
>>491436149Jeez, 17 dicks? All at once?
>>491429490I love Chinese Child Pussy
>>491436158mac is just linux but actually good
Damn adult, correction is needed
A pop up said I unlocked club but I can't find the button?
>>491436234You can't say that
bing pizza
>>491436172>erotic>retard>good legsshe's basically perfect
>>491436179Less Sensei no forgive, more like "thank you for your forgiveness, but I chose to walk a different path even if it opposes you.""Understood, I won't stop you"
>>491433136because liberals tend to have the artists and creators(which often stems from psychological trauma), while conservatives have the moral foundation/traditions and workers that literally keeps the liberals alive. you ever tried watching content from a conservative? its often dogshit and cringe
>>491435083It's implying that Sensei is mooching off her
>>491436271The only thing it has going for it is a nice ARM enivornment and a nice screenHardware wise it's decent, aside from the garbage keyboardI loathe the software side
So that's what CCP means
>>491436085outside of certain outliers like unwelcome school and aoharu BA music doesn't strike me to be centered around about harmonics and leitmotifs to warrant interpretations and reinterpretations like 2hu and key stuff
>>491436272I will accept sexual reeducation from Kaguya I have eyes but cannot see mount Tai, after all
>>491435821>Movies taught people over the ages that all change is good, and all tradition is bad>No one realizes the propaganda they've been fed for the last hundred years>We now live in an age without tradition, full of contrarians who worship change and destruction of the old, thinking that anything new must be good no matter how bad it actually is, because everyone thinks life is a Disney movieIt was set up this way on purpose though. Fairy tales used to be about traditions, while new age stories are about the destruction of old traditions and customs, this is intentional
>>491436272The Sensei of Schale is courting SEX
>>491436234
>>491436179Nyo.
>>491436446Combined Community Packs
>>491436416the garbage keyboard>nigga this isnt 2015 anymore
>>491436179I do wonder what sort of gachas these people tend to play
>>491436446Chise Communist Party
>>491436446Cute Cock Plapper
find me a windows laptop with the build quality the same of macbook
>>491436157would be pretty erotic watching your mom getting full on raped with a broken bottle while they let a dog knot her throat
>>491436179>HURDUR SEX>where's the marriage system? other gachas are making us look bad>why doesn't sensei usurp the government and implement extreme institutional change>every student would go terror if sensei died amirite guys?>a platonic friendship between two girls? REEE YURITARDS LEAVE!!/bag/ isn't exactly a great place no matter who is posting
>>491436383It depends, really. There are good conservative artists out there, the ones that are cringe are pushed to the forefront in modern times due to conservatives being incredibly reactionary. I mean, fucking JS Bach was a noted conservative in his day while his son CPE was the radical, but everyone remembers the former insteadIn general artists that make art solely out of a desire to be political are pretty bad, whether right or left. The best artists on both spectrums are making art for their own sake usually
>>491436738actually /bag/ is good specifically when I am posting I only sometimes start armpit hours
>>491436738Nice strawman argument
make /bag/ great again
>>491436738Got it only now?
>>491432689was
>>491436820>armpit goodgo away
>>491436446Cock Cock Penis
Shes a lion in bed
>>491436738stop making up things to be angry about
>>491436820god bless
>>491436969HOLY TITS
>>491436738>HURDUR SEXYes?>other gachas are making us look badSaid no one ever.>why doesn't sensei usurp the government and implement extreme institutional change>every student would go terror if sensei died amirite guys?What?>a platonic friendship between two girls? REEE YURITARDS LEAVE!!And there it is.
>>491436180stop crying and liking pizza
Finished the event, first few nodes were translated in an annoying way but once I got past that it was smooth sailing. Although they don't bother explaining how sensei survived having like 500 explosives go off right next to him at the end. When in doubt just chalk it up to Arona somehow
>>491436969>this is the future Kai wantsNOOO MY MORAL COMPASS
>>491436969>off model garbage
>>491436969*Tapir
>>491436903shut the fuck up
>>491436969UOOOOOH I AM HAVING URGES TO CULTIVATE TO THE VENERABLE WHITE TIGER STAGE
>>491436903why are you such a meanie fuuka
>>491436085>Five sevenDamn I completely forgot about my gunsluts...
Need more Kei
>>491437283She'll be a special and you'll like it
>>491436714Surface devices are pretty close. In general, high end win laptops aren't as much of a rarity as they were 15 years ago, you just have to be willing to pay the similar premium for it. I liked upper end HP offerings from a few years ago.
>>491437207I'm surprised there's no five seven in BA, honestly. It is always my counter strike pistol of choice.
>>491437437
How many types of guns do we have right now? And will BA get to the point when we run out of guns to give to new characters?
>>491437437>special le bad
So what's the deal with chink ako?
>>491434049Wouldn't the Gehenna prisoner be someone like the Thunder Emperor?
>>491437437>momotalks>potential interaction with aris on the field like iroha/ibukiis that a bad thing
>>491437661>current government bad!>vote for me!>make shanhaijing hag again
>>491433740>chink operaI'd rather watch Taiwanese puppets.
>>491436552It's garbage. Not talking about the Butterfly Switch generation. Yes, it's scissor switch now which all other laptops use but here's the rub. MacOS uses very shiny texture on their ABS plastic for the purposes of aesthetics. They even show it off in their presentations when they slowly lift up the screen and you can see it reflecting off the keycaps. The problem is is that while it's fine when you first get it, it usually ends up being incredibly susceptible to texture shining, even with moderate use. The keys begin to look greasy, usually unevenly too, due to how your fingers don't evenly coat the keyboard. If you only hit the spacebar with one side of your thumb, that side will be more shiny than the other side. It's disgustingly ununiform and lends their keyboards to a consistent dirty appearance. This would be no problem at all if Apple used PBT, but, instead, they use ABS, which shines up quite easily. Shiny texture + plastic susceptible to shining is a bad combo. When I was programming at my old company, we used M1 devices and my keyboard was disgusting after a month or two. Meanwhile my Thinkpad (which also uses ABS plastic) is still maintaining its texture after a year. Tbf I don't know if this is an issue with all Macbooks, but on the M1-M3 devices, it absolutely is.My Stinkpad has absolutely garbage battery life by comparison, though.
>>491437446Years ago my job provided me a Surface laptop with one of the detachable screens for some reason. It was pretty cool but after a year or so the detachable part came loose in its socket even though I never used the thing so if I looked at the laptop the wrong way the screen would flicker between tablet and laptop mode.Blue Archive.
>>491437717ako+makoto in a way huhhow come jap ako is normal compared to the two other akos
>>491437705Can't dangle the Kei and watch her squirm around.
>>491437470It's a pretty cool gun. I hope they're saving it for a future striker student.
>>491436714My work gave me a $3000 Dell workstation laptop and it's pretty nice, but I wfh and it's literally never moved aince I got it.
Why are they trying so hard to make her fit into Millennium? Kouyuki literally belongs to Gehenna.
>>491436714Define build quality. An aluminum chassis is nice to have but the most common point of failure of Macbooks is the fairly fragile screen. I worked in IT and I could not tell you how many times our stupid Indians broke their Macbooks by accidentally sitting on them or dropping them too hard. Never happened with our Dells
it sucks when the trolls dont even have enough resolve to sit through your barrage of fucked fetishes.
Key is dead, just like yumelet her go
>>491437738i guess you have greasy fingersi daily drive 2 M1s since its release and they still look priestine
>>491437786She's willing to give her body and soul to Sensei day 1
>>491437874Something something exception, not rules.
>>491431007I liked Pokemon as a kid back in the late 90s but it needs to retire already.
>>491436714Thinkpad
>>491437946But she's right here...
>>491438014Why? Just let the new kiddies play with it, the only kind of person complaining seems to be boomer and old people.
>>491437958It's not really a grease thing but a friction thing. Someone tested that long ago by only typing on ABS with gloves. I may be a harsher typist than you. Was pretty common amongst my codemonkeys though
>>491437738Anon I have had four thinkpads over the years (X200, X220, X230 and a T440P) and all of them developed key shine on the caps within a few months or so of use. Don't pretend like this is a unique thing to macbooks or even that big a deal at the end of the day. The only thing a thinkpad has over a macbook in this regard is that you can replace the keyboard if a bit of key shine triggers your autism (which, if you're unironically using a thinkpad in modern day as a personal machine, you probably are on the spectrum).
Specials need to be in the lineup so we can dangle them. They also need to be cheerleaders on sides of the maps doing animations when their skills trigger/are activated.
>start game>"Network connection problem">Tap okay>"Network connection problem">Tap okay>Game starts anyway despite the dozen of pop ups claiming there are issues before the game even starts>Get to main screen>"Service unavailable in store">Tap okay>Go get AP from your cafe>Go back to main menu>"Service unavailable in store">Tap okay>Check event page>Remember I had to do a daily real quick>Go back to main menu>"Service unavailable in store"Why does this game never fix the dozen of error pop ups you get constantly in this game? It's not like they do anything, all you can do is tap okay.
stop masturbating on your laptop then compain about the keyboard
>>491437874Based on her halo, she's also a Red Winter student
>>491438014pokemon is still a great concept thoughgamefreak is the one that needs to be retired, just fire everyone in that shithole company excluding the arceus devs also shoot the """""""""artists"""""""""" and people who made and greenlighted those tranny NPCs in SV
Would Yuuka donate Millenium funds to Isreal?
>>491437958NTA but ABS keycaps are going to do that no matter what if you use them enough. I have OCD handwashing habits around my keyboards and even my a PBT keycaps are starting to sheen, but I'm also at my computer 16hrs/day
>>491438259every school already pays taxes to the GSC
>>491431164Shame, is there a longer version of the pointing one? Is it part of a video or anything?
>>491438131Yes, they're all ABS plastic, they will eventually shine up regardless. It's a matter of time. My point is that Macbooks will always shine up quicker due to their inherent lack of texture. What's the point of a clean looking machine focused on aesthetics that dirties itself after moderate use? PBT is cheap. They could fix the problem if they wanted to but they don't, probably because it's part of their planned obsolescence
>>491437874Why can't students wear their jackets properly!?
>>491437946>sensei saves students left and right>Arisu tries to save her sister but then immediately loses herSeems a bit unfair, no? I'm not a timetravel-save-Yume imbecile, but the story is generally more positive than that. Also chekov's little robot toy
>>491438289It may not be fully PBT. Some keycap manufacturers inject ABS with PBT as part of the process. PBT will eventually shine up too but only after extreme use. I mean, there are tons of Model Ms out there that still look pristine even after decades.
>>491438486She's dead, let it goAfter Abydos3 we are now a doomcore game about accepting death, it's time to let Kei go.
>page 3
Mika, slap Seia.
>>491438627
>nikke failed to capture the /v/ erpfags so they went back to blue archivehopefully project kissless virgin takes them
>>491438530It's true PBT. It's very slight but if I look at an angle or compare by touch there is a noticeable difference. Again this is after 4 years of 16hrs/day usage, I've had ABS caps as well and they would be obliterated by now.
>page 1
>>491438530NTA butPBT is only slightly better but doesn't have the glassy sound of ABS which is a downside. Ceramic key caps are goated if it weren't for their weight.
if the Shittim Chest was meant to have multiple AIs, how were you supposed to get them? an alternative dimension attacking this one and taking their AI after defeating them was likely not the right way to do itknowing that the user gets physically transported into the Shittim Chest, I have to wonder what purpose that would serve as the only point of interest in there would be ARONAWhat if plapping ARONA is her correct and intended use to add more AIs to your tablet?
I hope they pull off a Tomino and kill off everyone in Blue Archive and then they get reincarnated as KV characters
>>491437764Surface Books were really cool tech but yeah the whole fulcrum hinge was a point of failure. Frankly, I'd rather MS kept building weird exuberant hardware, those were the fun years, but they pretty much locked in to what works now (which is either standard laptops or tablets with an accessory keyboard).It terms of having failures, that's just how things go in the industry, apple had the absolute insane years with them tripling down on retarded butterfly keyboards, about a decade of screen coatings delaminating, years of screen ribbon cable tearing itself apart. It sucks but that's not really a part of build quality/feel aspect. You can get laptops that are built like tanks, too, but it's going to be upper end corporate stuff in chassis that are years old and nowhere as sleek and sexy looking.
>>491437717>make shanhaijing hag againShe's got my vote
>>491437874Millennium is mostly full of students who do whatever the fuck they want. It's why Yuuka is so frazzled.>engineers>veritas (other than Chihiro)>C&C>Sumire>Eimi>the disbanded club formerly known as the GDD
>>491438936Now listen here you little shit.
What killed the hype?
paizuri from a student but she squeezes so tight that cum can't cum out
>>491438860Idc about the sound I use cherry red silents because I used reds for gaymen and sc2 for years and I hate change.
>>491437608No chance, plus several students share the same guns though those that do are some of the first students released
Why yes I'm very concerned about the state of this general
>>491438860I wouldn't really say it's slight, it more than doubles the shine endurance. Sound is a bit subjective, PBT will always sound louder and a bit deeper than ABS, but ABS brings out more of the switch sound. PBT is pretty good for shitty sounding switches, but I like ABS for good sounding switches
I hate keeb autists the most. posted from my 15 year old Logitec K120
*Bweeeeeeeet*<-sound of my whistle
>>491437608>run out of gunsDo you know how many guns there are?
>kikyou literally, non ironically forces herself in sensei >somehow sensei is at fault Come one now. There's no winning in this
>>491439231Woah this sounds serious please explain more
>>491438662>>491438845>>491439138
Post webms
>>491439268Shut up
>>491439330GF2 is cuckshit and is /gfg/ is full of trannies including their spammer
>>491439231>>491439330but in stupid people words
>>491439390
>>491439269we'll know it's over when they start using the Canadian knock-off rebrands.
>>491438934What if we just made Yume a shittim AI?
>>491439269Red Winter will probably last at least 100 years with how many AK variants there are
If Hina wasn't around and Ako had free reign, she would pull some Mika or Kaya shenanigans and try to overthrow Makoto. She'd probably be an even worse leader
Why yes I'm hungry, I'm gonna eat hot dog, burger, potato salad and 3 slices of pizza
>>491439405*teleports behind you*
>>491439530If Hina and Ako weren't around, Gehenna would have taken over the world by now through Makoto-sama's ingenuity
>>491433389>take a look at artist's pixiv page out of morbid curiosity>all ryona and rape, as expected, some guro>check comments for an image>"yes destroy her"Ok that made me laugh. The image of some guy salivating while watching an image of a cartoon character being beaten/raped and asking for them to be abused more is just hilarious.
Ako would be a great leader
>>491439541Shut UP
>>491439537fat and dumb seia
>>491439530We've already seen what Ako does when Hina isn't around She immediately attacked another country and started a warPrefects without Hina are way more retarded than Pandemonium
>>491439494make our tablet kivotos heaven
>>491439663hifumi!?
>>491439663why is hifumi there
>>491439663Kei...
>>491439657They made Gehenna a school of retards purely in service of Hinawank and I still prefer every single retard than her
>>491439663What the fuck is their problem?
>>491439761Sex
Anons I have a SERIOUS question to makeHow do I stop myself from dick rolling kayoko and thus skipping NY.fuuka?
>>491439494Serious question, why do they use the hiragana for 'yu' even though she's calling out Yume's name which is in katakana?
>>491439379I can't believe Seia is dead.
>>491437608They've already had multiple students with the same gun but don't worry. There are more models of guns than days in the year
>>491439893Take a cold shower, think about baseballor Margaret Thatcher on a cold day
STEN student when>Mika has a-THAT DOESN'T COUNT
>just cleaned my bathroom and toileti hate spring cleaning, /bag/
>>491432375
>>491440036wtf is STEN
Ako would give Trinitykeks what they deserve the first week in power
>>491439893Just get lucky and get both
>>491440007I have no idea who that is and I'd rather not know. any other tip?
Post Ako if you think Ako should be in charge
>>491433524>>491433932Here comes the danger up in this clubWhen we get started man, we ain't gonna stopWe gonna turn it out 'til it gets too hotEverybody sing
>>491439912Because you don't know what she's saying yet.
Gehenna without Hina is my wet dream
Hina without Gehenna is my wet dream
>>491439893>limited metaslave special unitvs>soulful dickpull striker unit why would you even hesitate? Roll Kayoko now. I did.
Rabbit 1 status?
>>491429490>2x Account XP - 8/23 (Fri) 19:00 - 9/1 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC)Is this a typo or there's actually be a whole week long double XP?
>>491439530>>491439616>>491440243>>491440305no one cares about ako
>>491440274Arona in sure to fuck me up if i get greedy. She always do>>491440406Fuuka is also pretty cute, it would be nice to have her. Also it's not only about meta anon, it sucks getting a unit you'll never use. Fuuka gain many points simply because I get to actually use her
Blue archive without *i*a is my wet dream
Blue Archive without Ako is my nightmare
>gameplayfagging in a fucking single player gamePls tell me no one actually does this
>>491440481https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?board=3218&thread=2612352
/bag/ without any of you anti-insertstudentherefag is my wet dream
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI WANT AN ARU GF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>491440634You can always find a way to use a unit. Just look at the Junkofag.
Ako is the soul of Blue Archive
>>491439001Yuuka is a tryhard and that's why no one in her school likes her.
>>491440675I REALLY like the angry Yuzu
>>491439893Simple, are you retarded? Then don't skip NYFuuka cause she helps your retarded ass and she's limited, unlike D.Kayoko.Are you not retarded? Then don't skip NY.Fuuka cause you are not retarded.
>>491440719I do this and i look like this
Just saw the official BA "Vtuber" Arcie.Why does it sound like a tranny with deep voice?
Ako should transfer to Millenium and be in Seminar thereShe has the future feel and she'd be smart enough to make it in school
>>491440634>a unit you'll never useExcuse me they're hardly useless. Even ignoring the righteous 17-team torment clear you'll be able to find a place for her.
these valentine momos are making every student goslingcore
>>491440967This is just what women sound like bro.
Ako should transfer to my bedroom
all of gehenna should transfer to sensei's bed
>>491441316this sensei gets it
>>491439583That's the appeal of ryona, either you will be repulsed by it or you will ask for something darker. It's like chibisex, absolutely fucked up stuff but puts hairs on your chest
Thunder emperor? JOBS to HANUMA MAKOTO
>>491441517
>>491441517My dick is not that big.
>>491441517Good girl.
>seanigger hours>porn gets posted
Student for this feel?
>>491441617Literally Kotori
>>491441453How can they turn off their halo on command like that?
Momoi recently learned Fallout was never a critique about capitalism but that war is inevitable given basic human nature.Momoi has achieved true media literacy!
>>491441439but chibisex is good. in fact i want more of it
>>491441745More gookstudents!
>>491441607Are you complaining?
>>491441617
>>491440126It's summer, and also you should be cleaning your toilet once a week. Nasty ass.
Chihiro>Only stresses about her work clients>Gets sensex every night during midnight security maintenance and coffee breaksYucka>Stresses daily trying to micromanage every other club>Bullies innocent peers as a desperate show of power>Tries and fails to tardwrangle all of Millenium>Nags at Sensei for his spending habits>Doesn't get her sensex stress relief
>noooo i dont want to look at porn!!! noooo!!!said noone ever
Chibisex isn't weirdeveryone likes it
>>491441919You're doing it wrong Chihiro>Huge breasts >GlassesYuuka>Small breasts>Also fat
>>491441919But what is the difference between their breasts?
>>491441905you don't pull the seat off every week, do you? How much are you pissing to make that a necessity.
>>491441905no, only clean it when it starts getting an orange tintyou don't want to hurt the environment, right?
>>491442081But you just said sex four times?
>>491439494But nobody besides (You) can hear/see inside the Shittim Chest.
>>491441905>shits get so messy he needs to clean his toilet weeklyerm, i think you have bigger issues to worry about
>>491441439I am aware, what made me laugh was really just the phrasing and the fact it was a comment in english among the nip comments.
What did you say to her?
All she does is make sure that people don't waste money and she gets called fat for it...
>>491442216penis head
What is the best selector unit for a new account other than Himari?
Get your PVP coins, /bag/!
>Makes limited girl>Limited girl isn't uber powerfulWhat did they mean by this?
You guys don't clean your toilets?
>>491442309Ako
>>491440309Those were some good barsWe should do a rap sometimeCall in Chinatsu
>>491442265Don't try and turn this around on me you gross nigger! If you spend 10 minutes a week cleaning your toilet it doesn't turn into a bigger job later on!!
>>491439647*it was a dream*
Why are the valentines tickets so damn expensive? 8 cost each? I have tons of students how tf am I gonna get enough for all, even with refreshes?
>>491442309NYKayoko since she is the furthest from a rerun
>>491442334I always do. This bluefes drained me 2k of them so I have pretty much nothing right now
>>491442389weekly wipe/bowl cleanmonthly deep clean (remove the seat, sanitize the seals, etc)it's overdoing it since I'm a bachelor but habits are habits.
/bag/ be the type of guy to get rid of shit stains by pissing on them
>>491442309Is this the start dash thing? I've been curious about this too.
>>491442389I clean itGrossest shit that people do though in the bathroom is throwing shit encrusted toilet paper in their garbage cans
>>491442580>he doesn'talright, hand in your man card right now
>>491439647Why would Akari do this
>>491442470nta but im also curiour nowi clean my toilet once a month and it looks spotless every time with less than 2 mins of workhow bad are your shits that you need to do it weekly? are you pic related tier?
>>491442654wait till you find out that women throw away their 12hours of blood soaked tampons in the trash
/bag/ doesn't even sweep, vacuum and mop their own house
>>491442585Selector where you just choose a 3 star from a bit (incomplete) list.
>>491442580so, male?
>>491442705>first graderkeki remember some early fansubs use this translation
I only shit once a week
I just wipe down the outside/seat weekly and clean the bowl as needed.
>>491441453this needs some funny sound effects
>>491432375>>491440153
>>491442792Who sweeps in this day and age?
>>491442792stop talking like my motherI barely use any rooms in my house other than the computer room all I need to do is clean my kitchen and bathroom and occasionally dust.
>>491442841Hopefully you're joking
HOLY SHIT akos valentines momo is cute af
>>491442763My gf does that and I got in a fight with her about it earlier today
>>491442796Is that one of the current paid things? I'm missing Himari, so I'm tempted to go for it if it ends up being worth it. Newfriend btw.
>>491442081Based>>491442095Chihiro >has lactating G cups after our 3rd pregnancy, tastes sweet due to my good cooking and her dietYucka >has mediums but not premiums due to being too stressed to lactate, would probably taste bitter
>They're not in the private /bag/cordLosers
>/bag/ now discussing literal shitThe schizo mindbroke /bag/...
>>491442406Even with the new nyFuuka coming out?
>>491442879I sweep the balconies and the robovac does everything indoors
>my toilet>gets cleaned once every couple of months>is always spotless>baggot's toilet>cleaned every week>somehow dirty as hell, shit splattered all over the seat and walls
>>491442792I was deep cleaning the house once a week a few months ago due to a flea season from hell. Thought we were gonna need to get fumigated.
>>491442894>I barely use any rooms in my houseImagine the dust. This dude doesn't clean the rooms he doesn't use.
>>491442973And for my personal Chihiro, what size do her breasts start at? I am also a cooking sensei.
>>491443024What the hell does NYFuuka has anything to do with Ako? Their functionalities are completely different.
Yuuka can't properly wipe
>>491442971I think it's a paid thing for new start? Its on the gacha page. There is a start dash which is luck based (do this one first imo) then selector which you can choose. You don't want to luck into the one you selected so do dash first imo. I got 2x Himari on the dash 10 roll luck. But if you don't get her I've heard she is the best for selector.
>>491443113If they do different things find me top ranking teams that use both of them
yeah? well im sensei and i have a whole ass bar i tap into every friday
>>491443057False information. Reisa has the most splattery shits in all of Kivotos.
>>491443069I will not dust all the moulding and clean my windows every week you harpy. You're lucky I do it at all.
>>491442963Come on now, her valentine was quite boring
>>491442792vacuum and mop once every 2 weeksanything more or less is bad
>people just now finding out many if not most gaccha players are people with shitty habits and skewed prioritiesIs it really that much of a surprise?
>>491442763Flushing women's hygiene products fucks up your plumbingLike those wipes that say they're safe to flush even though they aren'tYou should only really be flushing toilet paper
>>491443267>moponce a month is actually the perfect amount I just vacuum whenever I notice it looking less than ideal. Sometimes once a week sometimes once every couple weeks.
forget dooming the game, i'm dooming society in general
>>491443153Gotcha, now I see what was being talked about! Thanks friend, I'll make sure to do that. I was a bit hesitant to spend money on the game, but I've had a rough week and deserve to treat myself to some dopamine. Hopefully Himari comes home first.
When was the last time you changed your bed sheets
>>491443248Your window frames are rotting.
>>491443413Yeah I'm aware, so when I had to clean women's bathroom that was just fucking brutal.
Kisaki with boobs?
>crafted 4 purple gifts todayeverything's coming up Milhouse
>>491443314There are peoples out there who are fans of AsmongRoach.So not really.
https://litter.catbox.moe/egdbef.jpgWhy are they like this?
>>491443497Best of luck brother, my account was insanely lucky to get Himari on the guaranteed draw, so don't get your hopes up. But if you're going to buy both and cash them in right now then do the luck one first. If you only buy one maybe the selector is better.
>>491443624Finally, a reasonable dick size. My dick is that big.
i feel too lazy to make dinner. only slightly hungry. i'm literally about to open a cold one and call it a nightblue archive
I have a maid who comes by so I don't have to deep clean my houseBURU AKIVO
>>491443753>real fake wing
Seia
>>491443576every 2 weeks in the hotter monthsevery month in the winterthe real 200 IQ play is to just not have sheets and sleep on the floor on a mattress you found at the dumpster
>>491443442End of Society
I HATE FOREIGNER
My mom clean the house so I'm cool BURU ARKIVO.....DESU NE
What a fucking dork
>>491443578no they aren't>>491443576I wash and replace them every weekthe comforter gets cleaned depending on humidity
>doesn't sweep>doesn't vacuum>doesn't dust>doesn't mop>doesn't do any cleaning in general whatsoeverI don't want to see /bag/'s living conditions
>>491443624Dick is still too large and dark for me to comfortably self insert
>>491443910But Sensei is "technically" a foreigner ?
>>491443673Here’s the result of start dash!
>>491443576Bed sheets is one thing I don't clean on the regular because I always forget.
>>491443774Take better care of yourself, gotta be an example for the students.
did she just call me a slut?i mean she isnt wrong but still
>>491444123sex
>>491444027I'm pretty sure she hates Sensei too.
wtf you're supposed to clean the rooms you don't use in your house????????????????????????????????????i fucking don't even go in there for anything BLUE ARCHIVE
>>491443983Don't worry, I don't want to see yours either
Kiss Virgin >someone who has kiss virginity Kissless Virgin>someone who has kissless virginity?I don't get it.
Now the qipao has happened. What’s next for BA?
>>491444246> Just let the roaches live there, bro.Nigger are you for real? And dust can get inside easily too.
>>491443983I do all of those weekly, including cleaning my two bathrooms. But that's also because I have guests over every week.
>>491444246Just like vacuum them once in a while.
>>491443983My life is a mess but I am meticulously clean.
>>491444314They’re the same thing. Like flammable and inflammable.
I love my comfy wife
>>491444404>I have guests over every weekdisgusting fucking whore
>Doesn't clean rooms he doesn't useEnjoy having cockroaches, mice and spiders as housemates
>>491444520cockroaches don't eat dust
Clean your penis
Best stage for valentine farming? 12?
>>491444335Kung Pow.We will get our own Wimp Lo.
Vacuum weekly. Scrub the toilet every few days. Laundry weekly. The entire bathroom is a shower so that part basically cleans itself. Wash the linens every two weeks.Blue Archive.
>>491444492And Mari is here every single day!
Open to die instantly
>>491444610Do it for me, mari
>>491444123One of the best striker healers in the game right now. Pretty good pull
>>491444626you know the rules anon
>>491443576I change them out every week along with my fitted sheet but I only laundry them once a month with my duvet cover. Nothing feels better than sleeping in a neatly ironed flat sheet on a hot summer night.
Post your toilet right nowNo cleaning beforehand that's cheating
>>491444729I'm glad to hear that! I'm being filtered by Hieronymous in the story right now, so hopefully she can help me out with that somehow?
>Under 24,000 Pyroxenes
>>491444807Fuck off FBI.
>>491444392>dust>bugsbro my house isn't built in the 90s with dogshit windows leaking air all over the place i be living in a bubble frfrjust went in there and looked for dust literally barely anything you niggas be tripping
>>491444335Student balls
I'm not doxxing my toiletfuck off glowies
>>491444520I know you eat while spewing crumbs everywhere you move, but most people don't do that.
>>491444834You have 5 months to save. Nothing to roll for in that time.
>/bag/ - housekeeping general
>>491444832Hiero is a level check for sure. Most people can beat him around level 40. What level are you right now?
What the hell is this thread right now?
>>491443983I just run a hand vac around the edges of my house every few weeks or when I see dust. Never had any pests or anything.
>>491444970Clean your room you fucking neet.
>>491444849>barely anythingKnowing the standards of people who don't clean regularly there must be a solid coating of dust on fucking everything.
>>491444970homeowners association meeting
>>491443087just cup her tits with your hands, impregnate her, and cook food for her until they get to the size you like best
>>491444970Clean your desk, Meru
You don't need to clean your toilet every week
>>491444964Level 44, but I also haven't looked too much into which students to invest in just yet. Have good enough equips at my stage on the students I use, but I went in with a dHina/Tsubaki/Yuuka/Asuna + Serika/Hanae team I saw on Youtube and the damage just isn't there with how much damage Tsubaki and mostly Yuuka are taking. I'm probably missing vital information though.
>>491444849Build a home gym in there bro
>come here just now expecting PVP discussion>house cleaning talkExplain this /bag/.
>>491444832She can help you out probably, but if that doesn't work out then you can just wait until you get to a higher level/better gearShe will be essential for raid Hieronymus and Set (upcoming late/endgame content) so Kokona's a pretty damn good pull.
Suzumi alt when
>>491432398Wow she's literally Walter White
>>491444970You know how birds of paradise have flamboyant mating rituals?Being a good house keeper is modern man's mating dance.
>>491445215hopefully soon
I exclusively clean my house while I'm "working"
>>491444849>dogshit windows leaking air all over the placeI can feel a breeze in one of my windows it leaks so bad during the winter...
I hope your penis bleed when you clean it
>>491445130But what if I like N cups?
>>491445180>enemy Iori deletes my Marina in 2 crits>my Iori jobs to their fucking Yuuka>enemy NYHaruna went first in all 3 ticketsThere's your PVP discussion
>>491445180I bought a new proper vacuum instead of using a handheld small vacuum. My first vacuum of my house showed just how much dust and dirt my small ass vacuum before wasn't picking up.
Hey /bag/ how do I increase my dexterity in real life? I Can't even screw things properly.
>>491444970Show me your tits, Meru.
>>491445180>Post Outdoors2 pvp discussionlollmao even
You at least shower and brush your teeth right
>>491445404I want Meru to draw extremely degenerate porn commissions for an extremely low price just because she enjoys it.
Brush your cock, bros.
>>491445393learn to juggleunironically
>>491445393Learn to juggle. It is very fun learning new tricks and then combining them.
>>491445176Tsubaki needs her T4 bag to be a better tank, and Yuuka needs her calculator. DHina is probably not a good choice since blue armour resists red damage. Do you have any good single target blue/yellow students like Haruna, Mika or Iori? You could possibly replace Yuuka with another DPS for more damage since you usually only need one tank. You already have Serina as a healer, so you don't have to bring Kokona
>>491445391I don't recognize any of these words, your PVP is on another level.
>>491445180Finally found a counter to my Atsuko/Yuuka/Sumire/Kirino/Makoto/sShiroko team, it's Wakamo+Ayane. Unfortunately doing that on defense means they get eaten alive by the other chinks so I can still easily cruise on attack.
>>491445180nothing exciting happened today other than seeing a rare Sumire defense team but it's a longer video so I have to compile it Kotori can survive one hit from the EX which is enough. also my Sumire won the duel
>>491445431once a day, more often if i had to do yard work or something like thatafter every meal (i'm WFH)dentist ladies always tell me i brush pretty good and my flossing on point
I've been thinking about Mari a lot lately.
April, 30th???
>>491445180Saw two to three people do the 4 tank plus Iroha and S.Shiroko. Why would people do this?
>>491445035>>491445139You know what, fine. It was on my to-do list anyways and I have nothing to do at this hour. >>491445404>>491445506If only it were that easy. Somewhere down the line I'm going to commission Meru art so there's an idea I wanna hold onto.
>>491445884Timetravel anon?
I know /bag/ is a boomer general so I don't even need to question if /bag/ mows their lawn
>>491445890People just really hate NYHaruna.
>>491445514This hifumi smells better than usual
>>491445431my hygiene is acceptable (it has to be for my job)my housekeeping is only a problem when judged by the standards of actual boomers who either retired twenty years ago or spent their entire lives doing housework and not having a jobI got my first cavity at 33 which basically means I'm done for. Time to knock them out and get dentures.
>>491445180Pvp is crap and unfun.That's it.
>>491445619I'm an idiot, I forgot Hiero was red. Yeah, DHina is great for that. But you should still replace Yuuka with another red DPS like Akari
>solace and kiwiki keep trading places
>>491445708SAyane makes sense, assuming you meant her. Can Kirino really not deal with Wakamo before she destroys everyone though? I guess Waka does have good block chance and you've got no Marina there.>>491445727Your CKotori is 4*, right? Not sure if mine would survive...
>>491445890nyharuna
>>491445619Unfortunately only tHaruna, but I do have Mika and Iori. I'll try replacing dHina and Yuuka with those two. I also have sWakamo, but haven't tested her in this fight yet.
>>491445965I don't have a lawn
>blow my load to Konoka>left hand wouldnt stop shaking for 2 minuteswhat does this mean
>>491445965i mow twice a week during spring and fall.just put in a purchase for some elite kbg (kentucky bluegrass for your stupid zoomies)gonna be overseeding soon. yesterday i did some verticutting to prepthinking about trying this pre-germination that should save me a lot of waterlawn gonna fucking SLAP and dominate the neighbourhoodblue archive
we are so dead bros
Honestly I was not aware we were having a Valentines continuation alongside this event and I was focusing on cleaning the store first, I did only 3 todayFirst it was Mika, it's like she has imbued trauma from what Nagisa feeds her on a daily basis. It's cute that she made it all herself for me, very sweet, also sensei keeps track of every student's daily schedule, now I know how he manages to escape rape.
Postin gomfy sexu wife before i pass oit and imahlges EoS
>>491445965I don't have a lawn, but I help mow the lawn at my mom's house since it's difficult for her.
>>491446130Check my update, I forgot Hiero was red. Keep DHina, replace Yuuka with another red DPS, and try to upgrade Tsubaki's bags if you could. Since you're using Serina, you can drag Tsubaki further away from the rest of your team so she can soak up more damage and keep everyone else safe
>>491445965The HOA hires people to mow my lawn.
>>491429574sex
>>491446240Who assed?
>>491445431I shower every day, I (try to) brush my teeth once a day, I also apply deodorant daily and do a little facial care routine to take care of my acne/oily face.I'm still not a perfect housekeeper by any stretch of the imagination (I keep my room in a constant state of just-barely-clean i.e. no garbage but stuff is kinda just moved out of the way, and routinely forget to do my laundry) but I'm always trying to get better.
>>491446078>Your CKotori is 4*, right?Yep. T8 equipment since I could only farm so much T9 stuff. Crit would have deleted her though. Sumire hits like a truck. Iori usually never hits this spot so I'm surprised the D2 Sumire reached it with the second shot. It's usually only Hanako and Nagisa/Minori/Yuzu that do it.
>>491446202Second I did Nagisa, she was trying to keep it simple and a secret as a way to not let rumors spread, but she made it very clear this was her true feelings for sensei. I honestly expected a rollcake. Cute honest Nagisa.
>>491445180I'm trying to make single tank defense work. My Shun Hanako Marina Haruna Shiroko Ayane comp successfully defended 3 times and lost once so far.
>>491446326>try to brush>once a dayneed to try harder
test1pull strat doesn't work as well against double tanks, especially tsubaki
>>491446326>brush my teeth once a dayYou a filthy nigger
>>491446271Missed that! I'll give what you said a try. Would Mutsuki be good for clearing those annoying mobs as well? I feel like they're sponging a lot of my potential damage, but I'm not familiar enough to know what exactly is going on with them.
>>491446130>>491446271Since Hiero has those blue Justina council ghosts protecting him, you could possibly also bring a blue AOE like Koyuki or SKoharu too. Blue is also weak to purple, so if you don't have anyone good you can try Momiji
>>491446523It's enough
>>491446446I'll do better... I'll start by brushing my teeth before I head to bed tonight then try and make it a consistent habit to do it every morning and night.
> egg-on-pan haloyou're right, irredeemable
>>491446202Mika's was really cute, I liked how it seems she's back to normal in school again and even helps out her fellow students when they're feeling bad
Immortality is just the best. Junkolove!
Can someone drag solace down already? You clueless retards don't realize he has been fighf for R1 for several hours
>>491446434I did Plana third, she waited for Arona to fall asleep to give Sensei the chocolate and a headpat. A little bit bittersweet with this line.That's it for now, need stamina for more cards.
>>491446202Cute!
>>491446543Sadly no Koyuki or sKoharu, but I do have Momiji. Also have sHanako and Ichika as purple strikers, if they help at all in that fight.
>>491446506test2, same enemy w/o pull
>>491446537The mobs are blue. That's probably what's causing you trouble since your only blue damage dealer is Asuna, who's not very strong and has a pretty bad EX
>>491446446>>491446523Once a day isn't enough?? Have I been a disgusting fuck this whole time
>>491446078>SAyane makes sense, assuming you meant her.yeah sAyane>Can Kirino really not deal with Wakamo before she destroys everyone though?I don't know... I could replicate the team but nobody else runs Makoto so I wouldn't be able to test it out, but I'm guessing kirino starts shooting at sAyane or shun if they choose to run her
>>491446690That would explain a lot. I don't know why the video showed Asuna being used, but I'll swap her out for sure. All of this has been a lot of helps, thanks a bunch to you and the other anon that have been giving tips.
>>491446675SHanako is one of the best AOEs in the game. And purple is strong against blue, too. Bring her, definitely. SHanako and DHina should be good enough to handle both Hiero and the mobs
twice a day, flossing once. mouthwash doesn't hurt. you probably taste gross to kiss
>>491446323I always make sure to sag as well, just in case they didnt hear me ass the first time
>>491446436I had a full retard solotank team with SMash+SShiroko before, Shun/Marina/SHanako/Iori. It was... funny but it wasn't the best.
>>491446687test3, different enemy. pull strat worked, but sHanako and S/SS mood is just too irritatingNagisa can't reach nyHaruna (750) either
>>491446612Yeah, her making time to help others while trying to make chocolate for Sensei was nice, she's still in her temporary position at the Tea Party but is very much a normal student at this point
>>491446828My students love the taste of my dirty mouth
>>491446712Enough, don't listen to them.
>>491446803Asuna is usually the only blue unit a lot of people have early on, so that's most likely why he uses her.
>>491446372>T8 equipment since I could only farm so much T9 stuffBut we had like 2 weeks of 3x Normals...
>>491446868test4, same enemy. assuming enemy goes single tank, having your tanks on a3/a4 makes d1 sHanako do stupid thingsthat's it for me
I LOVE COMMIES NOW
>>491447074JUNKI BASED
>>491446828I won't be kissing anybody anytime soon anyway.
i love pinks now
>>491446894I wish they would address that in an event or story chapter or something. Mika being in some weird temporary non position in the Tea Party for years now is just strange.
>>491446939and I farmed up like 30 students worth of it, I have a lot of students I want to be gearing up okay
Junko!
>>491446818Noted, thanks a bunch! I'll invest a bit more into her so she can sweep it better.>>491446930That makes sense. Though I thought Chise was relatively common as well?
>>491446828Key loves kissing smelly unwashed men and gets jealous when the princess does it instead
i can't believe jumby won
>>491447168You should take care of your body just because its yours. Health is important man, whether you will kiss a girl or not. Imagine beimg unable to enjoy food or even just life without a functioning body
>>491446828I like garlic so it'd taste bad regardless
>>491446775Ah I forgot about that, Kirino would definitely target SAyane as she's guaranteed to always be at the back.
>>491447025I appreciate the testing. I'll have to remember the visible Hanako thing.
>>491447203In due time, breaking the status quo will happen eventually, and this will result in an alt for someone. People for so long theorized that Hifumi might be it because of her connection to the 4 archangels despite there only being 3 tea party members, that I could see that happening
You should brush your teeth as much as you wash your penis, at least twice a day.
Junko HATE
>>491447415*stops washing my penis for a month*
My students specifically told me not to wash my penis, and I will always listen to the requests of my students.
>>491447268Once you level up SHanako, she can pretty much carry you through every single mission so get her leveled up as soon as possible. Chise's pretty good, but she's very squishy early on so there's a big chance she gets taken out if you're not careful. She's also used for Peroro so it's a pretty decent investment
>>491447415There's no way you wash your penis more than once a day, I don't even masturbate that much to warrant it
>>491447530>>491447530>>491447530
>>491447328No, I agree. That's why I've been doing what I can to improve my appearance/scent, and starting with brushing my teeth once daily. I did basically none of that for most of my life, so developing them as habits is an uphill battle, but one I AM fighting.
>>491447220Your 3x refreshes? Your PVP coins?
>>491447406I always envisioned Hifumi as Nagisa's successor, so it's weird to have them both in the Tea Party together
>>491447626I'm saving pyros, no refreshes for me. I also only coin'd half the time, since I knew I wanted to save pvp coins for the valentines momos.
>>491447270Proof?
>>491447715It's over...I didn't have too many valentines Momotalks to go through so I'm not using my coins right now. I'm saving them for the NY2 rerun for more NYJunko shards and credits.
>>491447415Nyo.
>>491447572Step by step sensei. That is our theme's name after all. You can do it, I believe
>>491447840is your nyJunko not UE50 already, why are you deliberately causing junkoflation
>>491447965I believe in the UE60 dream.The credits are also nice though.
>>491448556tfw only 167 elephs because there's no farming stagecredits are a spook, if I get the last 5 mandrakes for Izuna soon I'll be going under 1m
>>491448793As long as there's no 2x stuff going on during next week you should be clear to restock those credits at least.
>>491448996depends on how bad the later stages of the box gacha are. I want to get as many valentine's momos as I can.I still need to finish sEimi too so that's another -17m
>>491449476Pretty bad.https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/0068_from_Opera_with_Love!#tabber-Box_9+
plap your students NOW
https://files.catbox.moe/t1do3o.jpgGood afternoon ded bag! It's finally friday! Wishing you all the best today too!
>>491452154Howdy there! It's past midnight for me, but that doesn't change that it's a friday at least. Has your day been well?
Happy friday, trainanon!
Thanks anon! Hope your day has been well too!>>491452539Sounds like you should get some rest soon! My day has been well, thank you for asking!
If I start today can I get a free spark by nyFuuka?
New players get a good burst of income early on but I'm not sure how much.
