Previous: >>491322345Pakalive TV Vol.44 3.5 Anniversary can be watched here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd7SoNVsjOI>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Gentildonna (*3), Still in Love (SSR)>Harvest! Full Stomach! Great Food Festival Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1hBjeQ6J9SQVIOm5sfysy_G2L4ZNRC_ng_-aPZxFLlXg/edit?usp=sharingCM Dirt will be held on August 25th, Chukyo, 1800m, mile, left, summerLoH Mile will be held in September, Kyoto, 1600m, turf, right, fall, afternoonNew Uma Musume revealed:>Bubble Gum Fellow Uma Musume: Pretty Derby English release confirmed: https://umamusume.com/>IP News'Umamusume Party Dash' will be released August 30 for Switch, PS4, and SteamThe Nintendo Switch version yields a free rainbow crystal voucherhttps://hachamecha-umamusume.jp/en/Steam store page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2313020/Umamusume_Pretty_Derby__Party_Dash/>DLC 1: Team Iris>DLC 2: Team Geranium>DLC 3: Team Primrose>Thread Circlesウマオオオオ (15 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Post ID in the thread and the leaders can invite you.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/up4f5Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client:https://www.umavpn.pro/Card Score Spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17nbTcHUPqq8O6h_4Z6cVXwfkgEbpgO1VHzdLf-3YSfw/edit?usp=sharingSupport Card Evaluation Doc:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iUV8pAc5-eXePJJA8hhgeJA6KjuCczjf68ZxdzYY4tM/edit?usp=sharing>Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst>/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)Register here: >>479911257Season 2: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=96596Season 3: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=102454>How to buy jims on Android>>396945814>>396946167
>>491564042When?
She jobbed again...
Hot.
>>491564304>Projecting her menhera habits into SuzukaWe'd she do it umadacchis?
>>491564383Cause she crazy and horny
>>491564383To cause an influx of Suzuka fanart.
>>491564383Trying to drum up interest in Suzuka again so she can get more roles.
Buying
>>491564304>>491564451Fuck off nigger faggot
cum 2 tomakomai
Getter Uma.
新データをあります。
>>491566295>shortswtf
>>491566295Damn she looks totally normal and not schizophrenic at all.
Still!
>>491449657
what the fuck
CyGenerous...
Vergeta... forgive me
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?????????
any references to fenomeno, deep brillante and justaway?
seeeeeeeeeex
>another trip to the ceiling¯\_(ツ)_/¯
holy cygenerous
Gorilla get
Got her in 3 rolls, lets fucking go>>491569257DMM bros....
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
this is my first walk event how does this work bros
>>491570471Play and do all the events to get rewards, you're limited to two a day
finger licking good
>>491570447sex sex sex
>>491570483>>491559850Horse chicken
>use the 3* ticket>dupe chiyono
So the event is just train more? Lol
>>491568616she looks like a 60s flight attendant
>>491564304>>491564451It's getting really annoying.
>>491571049That's the gameplay loop!
>gameplay
https://x.com/_YU_SEN/status/1827183258205089943Bro....
>>491571545What do you call it then?
>>491570234>>491570442Explode.
It's only the first bond episode and I'm already getting Verxina bullying someone save this hors
Oh their ear covers come off too
>>491572189Yeah I just watched Curren and Bijin's onsen scene with their naked ears it was extremely lewd
>>491571748Grinding a virtual "service" or whatever legal term they feel like using to define it.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsex!sex!sex!!!!Also datamine doko? I need that Still art
>do the stepup with paid jims I had from buying BPs>idk what to put in to fill the 10>put in Ryoka even if LB3>get 3 Ryokas and nothing elseniggers
its all spookshit
>>491572189This is just porn at this point.
AAAAAAAAAAA
>>491573336>do 100 supp card rolls with my saved up pink ticket>not a single ssrthis is bullshit
even in support rolls its all spooksseems like my account has the spook flag on
>>491573336>>491573447My bad didn't mean to reply
>>491573368This guy stole all the non-spook rolls
They don't have homescreen interactions, but Donna's dormmate is Buena. Have a random Maachan instead.
SATONYDAGONYAPARAGON
woooow
holy sex!
>>491574410SEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
variashiko when... please... even a support...
>first Donna character episode>utterly humiliated VerxinaThe devs are going all in on this meme, huh; Daimajin's going to destroy Cygay. And Donna's family is like something out of Tekken.
I stole somebody's Donna. I'm so sorry.
>Gentil can carry multiple crates in one go>most umas can only carry onethat really proves not all umas are equal in strength.
mares... belly...Also Rhein Kraft's chest is more noticeable too
>>491571257glad I'm not the only one whose first thought upon seeing her was that
>>491574962nice crash bandicoot crates
>>491575138seeeeeeeeeeeeeex
I wonder if they'll mention air deja vu in messiah's story
>>491574962why is she seething
Tsuyoshi...Varia...
sex!sex!sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to lick her belly!!!!
Desuwa~
>>491576019SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
Are we excited
>>491575805loser vibes
>>491574962>>491575138MARE SEX
PAY FOR THE MEAL TRAINAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmSHSRXmgPEOriginal or crispy?
>>491576374Bros split the bill. You only pay the full bill for hoes you're trying to fuck.
damn they really made two different hand models
>>491575805she exists to seethe
>>491576150Nice
>watch earth got zippedaieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee nyo!!!!
>>491576374wtf bro no
>>491569709no
Someone post the Oguri Cap KFC order
>>491576905NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>491577275
Will there be a step up gacha for umas? Or is it only for support cards for the whole duration of half-anni?
I don't know how to feel about this
whaled for the first time to get a 3 star character voucherwhat should i do with my 1500 jims? is the step up gacha worth it?
My love.
My GF just bought me dinner
>His wife eats like a pig
CAFE SEXO
>Cheval just pick one order instead of dozenshttps://x.com/murderdoll1641/status/1827188697416048891
I can't believe Cygames is furthering people's parasocial relationships with horses using fucking KFC.
i can't stand kfc's slimy ass chicken but i do fuck with their biscuits tho
>>491575805>sitting in the corner whilst Donna fingerblasts both her sisters
Wtf
Feeding the gorilla
oh
bro is it gay?
>>491578658No since that's not your bro.
>>491577387look how happy she is
>that poseSEEEEEEX
>>491573368>>491574905Explode twice.
>>491570442That's not DMM, it's buyee not letting people make preorders for party dash
FATFUCK wants everything on the menu!https://x.com/bot03389191/status/1827202566645821656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r2UobQ22A8
>>491579062HOLY FUCKING FAT
How do I stop this glutton?
>>491579062To the pool with you!
>Donna has random +20 power events during the campaign.Damn. She stronk.
wait, is there no character step-up gacha?
>>491579260>small chance of 切れ者 on top of that
>>491579062>yellow handwhat about black and white trainers...
Uoh ToT
>>491579563Wait for global version.
>>491579365prease understand
>>491579573kentucky fried laisu...
About to do the food scenario for the first time, what should I keep in mind?
>>491579868Cook
This select pick up gacha is so ass. Why do I have to pick 10 cards?
Anybody else ordered KFC after playing the game for a bit?
>>491579978so instead of a pool of 100 cards you only get 10its that simple
I stopped by my Lawson again and they still had one Jungle Pocket clear file left I considered grabbing it but didn't because there was a dead bug in it
>>491579993I'll get some next Monday
ahhhhhhhhhhh sex with Machitan raw!!!
Towel removal update when
This is the shilliest image i've ever seen
>>491580056I wish it was pick 5 instead of pick 10. There are way too many trash powercrept cards in the pool.
I have 1 pick ticket.Maruzensky or Ballroom Helios?
>>491580919Maruzensky
This sanpo is making me hungry
https://x.com/_YU_SEN/status/1827207875175051449vmy bro is cute??????
SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>had to spark for DonnaT-tsuyoi.
wtf
datamine doko?
>>491581680the data's all gone...
>>491579062
>>491581652HOLY SEXO
>>491581308
>>491581652Is the yukata and no hat mode the new default?
>>491581950my bro is cute
sex
>get ssr every 20 pulls>all of them are either a dupe of a shitty uma or a noname new supportI'm tired, bros
i wanna kfc sanpo with her...
Stand proud, VerxinaYou are strong
they've probably lost the rights to the rest of the admires, huh
>>491582225Bah, she just had to crush my entire gem stash...
>>491582660crushed it between her thighs...
slut
I still yet wait for someone post the high res version of Still's support card here.>>491582304same...
Imagine their shits
>>491582770these animations are so goddamn soulful, it's beautiful
>>491582770Imagine the amazon press...
>>491581810how to see those?
>>491582827https://files.catbox.moe/yibqin.png
>>491582781pure
I want sex...
>>491582476Not Cygames' fault the whole Admire situation is a mess. They're probably scrambling right now.
>>491582476>>491583204What happened?
>>491583314the original owner died and the rights went to his daughter
They put in so much effort for the KFC animations while giving Donna a really bland skill animation.
Is the welfare card any good for newer players?
https://x.com/tabinnchu_dorry/status/1827153168700231825bruh
>>491583028strange I can't see it.
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>491583190sasuga
>>491583414Yeah fuck them for that, literally just a background change
>>491582827Here's one from datamineshttps://files.catbox.moe/yibqin.png
>>491582883HOLY CUTE
>>491583414They gave Donna actual sprinting cutscenes in her post-required campaign race scenes, so I say there was a trade off.
>>491583695Dark Still vs Light Halo
Looking for a circle.ID: 904923777696Can do 15m fans/month but I don't mind joining a no-quota circle.
>>491583414>>491583687Verxina wins again
She looks like a mom buying junk food for her kids after finishing work in the wagie office.
loser
>>491583765DOUBLE SEX
>>491584125Fuck forgot pic.
>>491584125>>491584281desu that's a pretty decent outfit... Also wasn't Gentil end up having kids too IRL?
Yami Suzuka...
>>491584281I want to lick her thighs.
>>491583695for some reason I can't see catbox at all.
>>491584483>Donna's girl a G1 winner>Xina's girl a G2 winner Lmao
I hope marika kono gets cancer
Post Symboli Rudolf ordering KFC.
>>491584947Symboli Rudolf ordering KFC
>491585012kys
What.
I fucking hate chinks so much
>>491585689Buena looks like she's about to steal 3,000 yen from me and blow it all on boat races.
Here is your goyslop trainer.
Buena Vista stole 3,000 yen from me and blew it on boat races...
>>491585689sex....
mares...
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
cum
>>491585758>>491585895
gay
>>491586415This is your fault, you're a horrible influence.
:3
Love me my menhera ninjin
>>491586698Lickey's armpit...
>>491585758>>491585895What about Cesario?>>491586692This would make for a good alt.
>>491586673Easy on the chicken Doto...
Korean bros...don't look...
Finger lickin good
>>491587072That's a lot of discord notifications
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'd like to almost claim that KFC in japan isnt goyslop in japan because they try real hard all I can say it is abit outdated and more expensive then just as delicious and cheaper options
had to spark Gentildonna, I didn't even get an uma I really like from my offbanners...
ARE YOU ENTERTAINED?IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?
>>491577896
The Verxina bullying is real
>>491588190
Who would win in a fight between Donna and Kawakami?
>>491588754Ningen loses
>>491588754Whoever wins, the earth loses.
>>491588754>>491588805
>>491588867They're getting real mileage out of that globe prop.
i want to sanpo...
It seems like the 3 star ticket with the circle points is permanent.>>491588867>Donna encouraging Kawakami to destroy moreKingu, your daughter...
>>491589262
what about calstone
>The reason Buena Vista scene is crying because there is a legend that she shed tears at her retirement ceremony.
>>491589490Real hors look so dumb
>>491589365I was looking at the separate announcement and it seems like the rewards are permanent but they delayed the first reset to october.
What is this saying
>>491589554You look so dumb.
>>491589554>>491589663Weird dogs in MY /uma/?!>>491586673cute :3
>>491589653Finish a campaign with an uma that has hint book buffs.
>>491589780Which support card or Uma gives hint book buffs?
the umdacchi
>>491590230buy a hint for a girl
>Average Donners campaign fan count is 400-500k without extra races
Come have some sushi torena
>>491590230Darude Sandstorm SSR
>>491590479Damn this drawing is going wild with the fans.
>>491590457How many mandatory races?
Is Donna for (You)?
>>491590479Stop posting this shit.>>491590538Its literally taking a shit on her as a character, the seiyuu is a retard for doing it
>>491590864
>>491590546The standard 10 including debut race with the final arima popping up as a mandatory requirement, just like RL. So 11.>>491590864I'm surprised they let Marinka out of the psych ward. They might be better putting her back and recasting her at this rate.
i cant take a VA-tard seriously
>>491591039But her mental illness makes her hotter.
>>491591057>VA-tardSo a retarded VA, aka Marinka.
>>491591057idk what theyre making a fuss about, do they really have no life
>>491591104No, im talking about youI dont know why a simple drawing shakes your marbles so much, don't have anything interesting going in your life?
>>491590479>Is this the real life?>Is this just keshiki?
The only thing Gentil's scenario has made me do is turn me into a saviorfag for Verxina
>>491591231Of course a nigger like you wouldn't understand. You're too retarded.
idolfags are retarded. that dude is seething cuz of that drawing
>>491591326You cannot save her from the hyperbuffed Donna that will destroy her every time you run her eventual scenario campaign. By extension, Varia will have SuperOrf.
>>491591361
>>491591453Ingest cyanide.
>>491591361The truth hurt you so much but go on, not like anything you do in a 4chan general will ever be relevant anyways...
>>491591420You mean Varia has to deal with a gorilla, a tyrant and some golshi.
>>491591531
Please send more in-game Donna titties I shan't be rolling for her but i need to see them
SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
holy sex
SiL's mare vagina...
>>491590470Absolutely adorable.>>491591290>Caught turning left side>No escaping eccentricity
I'm gonna go buy KFSlop, the ad worked.
>>491592651did you mean to make her look like a kyojin?
I fucking hate Cyshill so much
>>491592883>Open your eyes>Look up to the skies and see>She's just a poor girl>She needs no sympathy>Because she's easy come, easy go>Little high, little low>Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to her, to herThe second half of the verse actually works without much rewrites.
>>491591938seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
>>491592182wtf
grass
>>491593327Look on the brightside, you can enjoy crispy chickens while the rest of us Japanons only get soggy, anemic chickens
>>491593675Hors just want to eat grass in peace...
>>491593682not much of a balance when gaijins don't get anime-related goods.
I always loved KFC in the philippines because they give you unlimited gravy
>>491593821>Gravy without mashWhat's the point?
>>491593889NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ayabe on the front page!
>>491593889Canon rape scene.
>>491593889>Sunday Racing approved thisBased beyond compare.
>>491593889>私の勝ちVerxina...not like this...
I ain't orderin' all this shit.
>>491594145this is how you get poor anon.
>>491593889i'm in danger.jpg
>>491594145Now you understand why her father ran out on her.
Global is never getting this collab.
>>491594145Does she want to cause a riot?
>>491593889Umm umapolice doko???
>>491594145do they seriously have fucking coleslop of all things but no gravy? collectively kill yourselves japan
>>491594339This was uncalled for :(
variashiko
nyooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Oh great another menhera.
>>491595493SiL seiyuu isn't one though, but she really pulls the vibe.
>>491594145>969
>>491595896She looks like she browse 4chan.
>>491595356seeeeeeeeeeeex
>>491596117If horse why :3
I need 50 rolls before Gentildonna's rate up ends
https://www.youtube.com/live/PH6fsxCjk6IDon't forget to tune in to 6 hours Umaradio
>>491595493Very normal this time.>>491596280Because hors can :3 too.
sex with mares!!!!
Boobs curtain...
>>491596679>recommend hour>it's 6 hours long
>anticipate my support card rolls>no SiLWow, who could've seen that one coming?
>>491593889That's beyond hot
>>491596679>ms victoria AGAIN>for the 3rd time>definitely won't be the last time
>>491578232I wish that were me
Are we not getting the step-up gacha for horses?
SEEEEEEEX
>>491596972Those straps are holding on for dear life.
Suzuka...
>>491601042Why is this so hot
isn't this the best update ever ?
Sex
>>491601042Wow im so glad this is what suzuka has been reduced to. This is her legacy. Now it will be impossible to post her normally. Anytime she does get posted:>LOL SHE'S A PSYCHO XDFucking irresponsible seiyuu ruined everything, she had no right. I hope she falls into a coma.
>>491601078Women are hotter when they have mental issues.
>see a silly meme that will be forgotten about in a few weeks>have a meltdownWhat did he mean by this?
Need all those calories to pump out those sexo mares
>>491601659he probably has some issues himselg
>>491601523Is this you?https://x.com/saikouhakkou3
>>491601642I agreeI want her to ruin me
I can fix her.
>>491601642>>491601771This is so fucking gay, holy shit I want Marinka to pay
She's evolving!
>>491601880You're a faggot
the seethe...
>>491602003Why do you hate fun?
YOUR ONLY INTENT HAS ALWAYS BEEN ONLY TO ABUSE MY WIFE AND TANTOU SILENCE SUZUKA AND HER REAL LIFE JOCKEY, YOU DON'T GIVE THE FIRST FRACTION OF A SHIT ABOUT MY WIFE AND TANTOU SUZUKA, TAKE YUTAKA OR TAKETOYO, HIS WORK, HIS HORSES, HIS CAREER, YOU NEVER HAVE, YOU NEVER WILL AND YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO. I AM THE ONLY ONE ON THIS WEBSITE WHO HAS EVER RESPECTED, APPRECIATED, CARED FOR, LOVED AND SUPPORTED MY HUSBAND AND MY OSHI TAKE YUTAKA AND I ALWAYS FUCKING WILL BE. YOU HAVE NO CAPACITY TO APPRECIATE ANYTHING PURE, MUCH LESS RESPECT IT, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT CORRUPT CANCER IN EVERY SENSE, AND LIKE CANCER YOU WILL BE FUCKING KILLED WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.
Uma Musume manga illustrated by Junji Ito
Can't believe drawings making anon seethe so hard his parents disowned him
>unironic umapolice itthttps://x.com/TATSUNAMI3150/status/1823293027194126797
sis, whether your wife is drawn as a menhera or doing the most degenerate thing imaginable, it doesn't change the girl you love at all. unless an internet meme is able to change your perception so much that you can't ignore it. then i'd just feel sorry for you but you still shouldn't act like a faggot about this
dude it's just a drawing
its literally never going to go away. suzuka is ruined forever thanks to some bitch.
>>491602554Aww too bad. Gonna livestream it?
>>491602364I agree but we're also talking about a franchise with a porn ban because of "hors reputation" so one's image being changed by a drawing IS supposed to be a big deal.
>>491602839That's what the Yakuza wants you to know
>>491602641Not before you do.
Are we getting a 10 roll for support cards everyday or is it just an one-off thing?
>>491601732Is every anti umaporn cuck this obsessed with shonenshit?
She won.
>>491603368What exactly?
>>491603317Everyday for 9 more days
>>491603537Oh thank god, I went to 100 rolls before checking, it's usually what they do every anni but who knows.
gyarUma LOVE
>>491603396The losing competition.
>>491603396My heart.
This Suzuka thing is just another part of the plan to take "pretty" out of Pretty Derby.
Naked Hors ears really just makes it was lewder.
>>491603668every anni is 120 rolls, half anni is 100 rolls
>>491603396vegeta of the year
digishiko time
>>491601771That's really cute, just need to remove the lipstick. >>491604383This. Seeing her seethe and cry in Donna's campaign makes me want to raise her and help her win.
>>491601042I miss how popular 愛が重馬場 was.
SEEEEEEEEEEX
>>491607438Hors without ear covers are actually pretty lewd, huh.
>>491607607Hors is basically naked without them, yes.
my wife
I love mentally ill women!
>>491607963pic unrelated
>signed cards are 50k yenkek
>>491608201bruh
>falko card is only 32kfalko.............
>>491608416>>491608561Resellers are absolute niggers and they all deserve a fate worse than death.
s e x
>高野スズカShe finally got her own tag.
>>491609931SEX
why are you guys seething over a seiyuu fan interpreration when dia also get misinterpreted a lot in fandom yet no one seem to care about itand we just got a canonically mentally unstable uma, why aren't you guys talking about her instead
>>491610256Refrain from sticking penis into crazy woman.>>491610453>you guysIt's literally just one guy.
>>491610453>why are you guys seethingWho the fuck is seething? You're deranged.
Good, lets post more then.
>>491610453retard
>>491610453its just people making fun of himi mean imagine getting angry at a drawing
>>491610663I absolutely hate how twitter is the go to place to post art. I can't even find that one.
>>491610663this one looks good
>>491610453ok retard
>>491610453>dia>misinterpratedfucking how, and whatever you come up with, its not worse than fucking psycho shit.
>>491610453sil is old and busted, psycho suzuka is new hotness.
>>491607875>still has hairbands onCRINGE
>>491611429fuck off
>>491611429>psycho suzukaI'm wondering how many people using that name actually know where it's from
Pick 1
>>491611429>psycho suzukaI just imagine Suzuka piloting this thing and trying to go fast.
Yandere Teio forgotten...
what kind of menhera is tanako ? BPD ?
>>491611917i meant takano sorry
Should I even bother rolling for SiL? What if she gets powercrept just 3 months later like Vivlos?
>gorilla ordering orfe to kneel after japan cupHAHAHAHA KINO
>>491612324Rumao. The weak should fear the strong.
>>491612170Whoever powercreeps SiL will be powercreeped 3 months later anyway so you should save
>>491612170It's the same deal with Dura and El. They might have been powercrept, but they're still damn good cards.
Sil and Vivlos will get the Throne treatment when the next scenario rolls out.
My dick...
>>491613375I'm surprised there's still no porn edit of trainer's phone screen.
>>491613375>getting aroused by ordering fast foodUmadachi?????
Ten tickets on the gorilla
>>491608416>>491608561wow how pathethic this monkeys are?>>491611814both are sex, although had bigger boobs.Speaking of Verxina campaign, I would demand that if she won the triple tiara, devs should at least add the obvious special scene of her mocking the gorilla.
>>491613895But wait, there's more!What a cheap woman.
sex with my wife
>>491613375she touched your hand...
>>491613547>not getting aroused by having this nearbyBro?
>>491614530>I wish my hand was my penis!
>>491614576imagine the smell when she gets close.....
Ponytail wife...
>>491615134sauce?
>>491615487https://x.com/nabesaoripuyo/status/18272998270900965363 part comic
>>491614576I NEED AN ADULT
>>491615616You ARE an adult.
>>491615684FUCK
>>491615614dead link?
>>491615950Works for me.
sexo!!!https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/121792480
>>491615684No. I'm still 32 yo young
>>491616083
>>491616359Are you logged in? Twitter doesn't open links for accounts that at some point were considered NSFW if you aren't.
>>491615950Not that guy, but it's working for me too. You got banned or something?
>>491616245anon you are not a kid anymore retard you're an oji-san.
>>491616443>>491616467artist blocked me, mistaken me for a spambot I guess.
Festa is cute without the hat
>>491613515I was thinking love hotel app.
>>491616998She's cute with the hat too.
>>491617150Yeah but it's nice seeing something you don't always get to see
>>491617109When you're showering and the lights went out
>>491617736From psycho to horny.
>>491617837Suzuka was always horny.
>Donna reverse mating presses you in her onsen sceneHoly shit
>>491618287I know we joke about not wanting to be a Mejiro/Satono but I genuinely don't want to enter the kong family. Buncha hardasses led by Raiden AKA Jack The Ripper
whew still kk scenes are spawning like hotcakes
>>491619074>he doesn't want to be a part of Donna's familyTHIS IS WHY YOU ARE WEAK.
>>491612170>What if she gets powercrept just 3 months later like Vivlos?they have been releasing speed cards for half anniversaries as of late and they tend to not to get powercrept easilyvivlos feels like an emergency button case by cygames because their revenues tanked before her>>491613013next scenario is mid/long, it's likely a stamina card instead
got my chickenI will not be going back to japanese kfc albeit that was bad
>>491619074Give up, Geraldina needs a papa.
>>491620653Why is the collab japan onry
>>491621282dunnothe server's favorite uma was curren-chan though
>>491620653Lucky man, you got the full card.
why are so many of you in Japan
Sexじゃん
>>491620653>I will not be going back to kfcYou and me both. I got both OG and crispy chicken and all I can think of is how I'd rather have mcdonald's chicken.
>>491621921More greys when.. The White Wonder, Sodashi when..
>>491621812Why aren't YOU in Japan?>>491622021>McDonaldEw. Japanese KFC is weird because it's not like the nips can't fry crispy chickens, they just don't do it there for some reason.
>still's VA chose irodori phantasiaShe really knows her character
>>491617736Eyes of love
>>491620653KFC Japan's Red Hot Chicken is relatively good (compared to the original recipe they're forcing in the collaboration) though if you're here on a trip or something it's not good enough to be worth trying. It's basically an inferior Popeye's.Still a million times better than original.
>>491619074Produce a G1 daughter anon!
>>491622757Popeyes is super hit and miss.It’s either good or the greasiest shit ever to the point all you can taste it the oil.
>>491617736>>491622626Fuck off.
Your "bit" isn't funny.
>>491622429SEEEEEEEEEEX>>491622441SEEEEEEEEEEEX!
https://x.com/nakichi_n/status/1827361927044923426SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
stupid uma expects me to pay for 969 chicken buckets
NYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s really amazing watching other places talk about Uma and how little they actually know about it, or just how porn addicted they are by insisting they don’t appeal to men because of the lack of porn.
>>491624761>insisting they don’t appeal to men because of the lack of porn
>>491624708I need Still sex...
>>491624323AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>491624761A little true on the end bit. I remember reports on twitter that Pokke's movie unsually attracted a large amount of elementary/middle school girls.
>Yuni selection>it's just Macchico singing????!???
>>491625327>pokke the little girls heroine truly the best
>>491624761Give them a break. They just had one of the worst stream in gacha history.
Can you get it more than once?
>>491624761Real uma fans talk about real horse racing anyway
>>491624323This could kill me
I don't mind that Suzuka got caught up into some meme design, the problem is that the design in question is extremely cringe. This one >>491622626 might be the only good art coming out of it, 99% of the rest is pure shit and uncomfortable to look at.
>>491625327Uma is surprisingly popular with kids, yeah. I saw a bunch of kids with uma merchs at the racetrack during spring.>>491625754Yeah, I got two. I'll probably order it again just to try and get Joudan's card.
>>491625327Uma’s been incredibly popular with little girls for a while.I remember seeing an article similarly about a book store’s Uma section being visited by tons of them.Might’ve been Melonbooks but it’s been a long time.
>>491575418
After doing a few runs with Donna I'm genuinely starting to feel bad for Verxina. Can they also release her already so I can get her a few wins?Also feel it in my pants every time they're both on screen. They're both way too hot.
>>491624323
>>491626576Ikr. I read gentildonna's campaign and Verxina's passion literally died out after 3 races (triple tiara route) that she was a fumbling mess.Just noticing Gentildonna hanging out with Vivlos was enough to crack her.
im an uma card collector
https://x.com/_kazuraP/status/1827244116952150532Arima Kinen 2000 Umanized
>>491628115Dumb wrong clipboardhttps://x.com/ryumrykk/status/1827262756829196729
This isn't the Donna I ordered...
>>491628261You are now one of the Cafe schizos. I regret to inform you she is nonrefundable.
KFC in Japan is so questionable that asking Tachyon to add something to add would change the flavor.For better or worse.
Hello, Cucumber????Contrail????Tact suffering kino????
So is SIL the new best speed card? I already have max el and max dura...
>>491629789vivlos gives more speed but SIL gives a ton more skill pts which is better for UB chasers
>>491629789As of now, she very slightly is above Vivlos, so in a casual scope, she's a sidegrade to MLB Vivlos.
>>491629789The new card is shit because you can't use it with Still when she gets released.
Unironically why is nipponese KFC so bad? Inferior chinese chickens or something? I thought their versions of fast food places were supposed to be higher quality than the US versions.
Every movement and expression she makes are just absolute sex. This hors will be the death of me. Not like I have a say in the matter apparently.
>>491630683then use Vivlos lmao.>>491630767it's the opposite, US fastfood is better. If you want a substitute you might as well go to the PHJapan might as well let the fking bee mascot go there or something
There are no character free rolls right?
>>491625754You get a card and code per order but the code can only be used once per account so there's no point getting more than oneAnd the pack itself is overpriced and is made of stuff that doesn't sell to begin with
>>491631014
>>491631014What a wife
>>491627440Share some
>>491630767Probs their localized recipe for the original recipe chicken is bad, their red hot chicken is good.
>>491631510How can Verxina even compete?
>>491631813By not accidentally killing her trainer-husband during umapyoi.
Verxina will be next, right umadachis?
>>491631979If you can survive Golshi's dropkicks, you can survive Donna's snusnu
>>491630767Japanese people seem to actually like the original recipe for some reason but I think it's mostly because there's literally nothing else to compare it to (Korean chicken is very niche and overpriced as fuck and a lot of it comes with too much nonsense sweet sauce all over, Popeye's can only be found inside US bases which are only open to the public like three days a year, convenience mart fried chicken is crispier than KFC but bland as hell)
>>491632082maybe but Cesario and Still had something to say.
>>491632082
>>491631813With ass
>>491630767And yeah like other people have said the Red Hot Chicken in Japan is actually good but for some reason it's not as popular compared to original recipeThey've been going with this version of original for decades so maybe people are just too used to it, like how a McDonald's cheeseburger isn't good but you might crave one once in a while
>>491631813I never liked tits anyways.
>>491563660Tell me about Gentildonna, what is her deal?
>>491631979That's a great way to go, I wouldn't mind
>>491632379She's a winner. Losers seethe in her presence.
>Honey, I'm home!
>>491631813FLATildonna? Surpassed.Next.
>>491632082On one hand I desperately would like to help her after all this bullying.On the other hand if she's next I'd likely need to use my wallet to get her.
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EARTHBROShttps://x.com/kusakari27/status/1827186495591157965
>>491633102umas are strong, but Gentildonna is a different level.
Can't believe they managed to make "bro" look even worse
I shan’t be rolling for Gentildonna because Sexario is dangerously close and I’m under the spark threshold.
>>491632280verxina's ass is smaller though
Is the freebie card any good?
We've got divegrass today /cygames/ vs smooth brains united (/alg/ /skg/ /nepgen/) we're the next matchhttps://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>491632280We have Vivlos.
>>491633567proofs?
>>491632740I want to lose to her (sexually)
High level
>>491632379Super strong noblewoman
https://x.com/Weisskaiser/status/1827396212695429574
>>491634337She's ready
>>491635220For what?
>>491631979Nah, I'd live.With a broken pelvis.
>>491610453Let me preface by saying I'm not bothered by the drawing itself, but I think you've misinterpreted the reasoning why someone could potentially find this upsetting. Dia's interpretation by fans is a direct result of the canonical interactions she has in-game (as you mentioned.) The difference between her interpretation and this recent drawing by Suzuka's seiyuu is that Marika in the past has been shown to have some menhera tendencies, which could make it seem like she's projecting a bit of it onto the character. You have to note that her seiyuu drew it, not some faceless fan, they're just playing into it. No other seiyuu has done this, not even Bakushin's seiyuu, who notoriously had a legit mental breakdown on twitter one day. It's just particularly funny to see that the guidelines that make sure the images of the real life horses aren't tarnished has been stretched to such a degree that you can have something like this not be too damning, even by someone who voices the character!
Good for you or sorry that happened.
>>491635608The guidelines are really more about so the image of keiba the JRA has worked so hard to create about being for everyone doesn’t get turned into something that normal people think is only for degenerate gamblers and smelly semen-scented otaku.
>>491633279artist sauce?
>>491635608>Dia's interpretation by fans is a direct result of the canonical interactions she has in-game (as you mentioned.)it's actually the other way around, people started memeing that dia was a succubus out for (You)r dick right after season 2 finished before she even became available in the gamecygames actually leaning into that characterization was the biggest surprise of all
>>491635608It's just a silly drawing that will be a meme for a week and then forgotten about. Anyone getting upset over something so trivial is more mentally ill than Marika
>>491635608low IQ post
I love VR
>>491635608I think you're just thinking it's a bigger thing than it is, it's just a funny drawing.
Holy fuck gorilla's thigs are so fat when you put her next to other girls.
had to spark gentildonna and only got 3 ssrs totalfeeling really fucking down rn
>>491635282She's done
Her pixels smell good...
>>491636473That's standard, come cry when you get 0 apart from the spark itself.
horny ass thread
>>491636619The fucking gacha has 4.5% rate. No, it's absolutely not "standard"
>>491636846Naked uma ears was a box that didn't need to be opened.
VR screenshots look so silly in 2D
>>491635917Sorry, here's the tl;dr>I don't have a problem with the drawing, but that Marinka be crazy
https://x.com/Gryebooks/status/1827389688656883713
buena from the other day...
https://x.com/Tuneninemui_yoo/status/1827310440990523533>from 7 hours agoWhat the fuck? I literally placed my order at 10 AM which was when they opened and still don't have the code.
>>491633628Rolling for SSR players nyow!
>>491636846umas too sexo
>>491636505Summer Seishi Dash 18cm
>>491637616CAFE SEXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>491633628So, no more /uma/? We're getting mixed with other cygames characters now?
>>491635608I see
>>491636549I wanna sniff her
>>491633628Get in here
>>491637996Just for this invitational the team rosters are put together, /uma/ is still it's own teamhttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League_Randomized_Tag_Team_Cup_3
Are the era of uma live stage events over? Is that partially why we don't have a new live song?
>>491633327NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>491638572taking a break as always
>>491631014The animators are supreme
>>491638572There is a new song, they might just be taking a break
She sounds like Krillin and Yamcha here.
>>491638560I see.
>>491637536Don’t random support card events pull from the entire pool that’s in the game?
umagf
Nyoooo I wanna KFC sanpo with still...
It should be legal to develop a KK-like sister game to Uma for us to satisfy our sexual urges.It could only lead to more revenues for Cygames as interest in the franchise would skyrocket.
>>491639332Needs nutrition for her future offspring
>>491639290yes
>>491638560Doto is pretty good.
>>491637178That's an interesting story.
>>491638040>>491640879Fuck off
>>491632160>cesarioassuming she's released like rhein did, probably the banner after whoever released after gentil>still in lovecould be sometime after party dash, plus she just got a ssr card
Are these doable for players that only started a few days ago? I've only been doing URA runs so far since I'm too lazy to learn the new mechanics.
crown is so cute....bros wtf
>>491641752Not in URA. The new scenarios give huge stat boosts.Just do the latest one and it's easy. URA is the hardest scenario because it gives you barely any benefits and springs a boss on you at the end if you do manage to get the scenario skills.
>>491641752very easy, especially with the new scenarios
>>491641932The true protagonist of S3...
>>491633628We won so we have another game against vehicular racism in the game after next
>>491642345... is Kitasan Black
>>491642098>>491642007Reading the GFF guide in the OP makes me feel like they overcomplicated this gimmick by quite a bit.Are all recent scenarios like this?I remember liking Aoharu when it came out but this new one just sounds like a headache.
>>491641752I completed the entire thing in a single run so yeah
>>491643795Food festival is pretty rng-heavy but it's one of the simplest modes mechanically. >green circles are all that matter, build bond at the start and then always green if possible>cook whenever possible>bring rijichou and use all of her dates as early as possible for free vegetables for more cooking, especially early when harvests are lowOnce you realize it's better to go on a date with rijichou that only heals 15 health than it is to do a while circle training you'll be fine.
>>491643795The new one is actually pretty forgiving and not that complicated despite whatever the guides are making it out to be. Gameplay loop is a little like Grand Live.
>>491639332>>491640206Kraft wife...
>>491643795It'll make more sense if you play it
Our second divegrass game starts soon. This time /cygames/ will be facing some random racists.https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
Should I even get the paid support ticket(s) if the only good card I'm missing is Int McQueen? She's like a year old at this point and after the SiL situation and I'm afraid she's next to be powercrept
https://x.com/Gryebooks/status/1827389688656883713Milkers.
>pick parents that only combine for 1 circle>get S surface and S distance
How large is your umacollection?/a/ folder, memes, videos, guides, etc2.53Gb/c/ folder, fanart3.06Gb/e/ folder, fanart safe to post on flueboards but too spicy to keep in /c/ in case I need to explain my autistic love for horses1.92Gb/h/ folder, hentai, don't let aniki see this one 2.53GbEverything is hashed, so there should be minimum duplicates, the total number of items within all four folders is 6533
70 gigs or so
>>491648897
>>491594145if you think about it, a trainer in a prestigious school would probably have the money to cover that, but would still be terrified
https://x.com/ryumrykk/status/1827229409545195643 nothag horse that doesnt add anything to the order
>>491650115It’s still like 10,000 dollarydoos worth of KFC which is a ridiculous amount of money to spend off the cuff on food no matter how you look at it.
>>491650389she doesn't need anything else, the order is already fine
>>491650732Yeah but you're already her trainer so at that point it's normal
Did they make it easier to get 3* blues?I've done 25 runs and already got three 3* blues.
>>491642902nigger
Is there a way to preorder a jp copy of party dash from cygames store? I want my rainbow crystal.
>>491631510How is this allowed?
>>491652589The unity engine
https://x.com/itashanXD/status/1827403465934692362
need SiL sex...>>491650389>>491650869Wonder who else doesn't pick. Surprised how much sovl they pull in this collab.
>>491650389Trainer already knows how to satisfy Ramonu's tongue.
>2 SSRs from free roll>neither is SIL
>>491650389Trainer so aggressive
>>491653146You have to be or you won’t be able to pierce Ramonu’s autism field.
>Ayabe running up to me to give me my KFCAyabe my love
it is done
>>491654007Explode
>>491654007Is it actually the best card now?
>>491648201If you're only missing one card then you can just borrow it, Int G anon.
>>491648897~67 gigs
>>491648897Dunno, it's just mixed with other stuff.
>>491654368It's slightly better than Vivlos and Vivlos was the best card until now so yeah seems like it
>>491654007i got 10 ssrsall offrates
>>491594145
>>491654718I got 4 SiL's up until spark. The spark being the last one I needed.
>>491654718>>491654868I just sparked it and only got 1 copy before finishing, about to kms
I got nothing so far. I'm gonna use a stone on vivlos to bait the game
>>491654368yes but the golds are kinda eh. really good hints though.
>>491654958i'm still satisfied tho, i have SiL model to look at
>show her the menu>she fucking starts mashing the full set buttonshe looks so proud of it too
>>491594145you WILL feed oguri or else
finally i get to train Tarumae with Still
>>491631014how many animations are there for this damn thing? this is like the fifth I've seen>this one>the one where hors just selects one thing>the one where hors selects a couple things>the one where hors starts mashing the top item>the one where hors presses all the buttons
>>491656042It is absolutely ridiculous that these don't get saved so you can view them any time
damn SiL sure is small
How exactly does the new race schedule thing work?Can you create schedules for certain Umas so those races will always be marked whenever you train them or what?I'm not even sure where to find it.
>>491656042probably 5 so far.From what I remember (the umas I saw from other's post etc)>Teio, Mirako and Spee attempt to greedily pick everything in the menu>Calstone, Oguri and Pokke will rapid pick the same thing ala 969>Machitan and Kraft will pick some then smiling at you>Ardan, Gentildonna, Cafe and Dia will just pick one additional order>Ramonu will not pick anything further, satisfied with your choice
Feels gud.
>>491643795https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCPmv51iblcjust watch someone else play and learn
>>491643795This scenario will only feel fine to you if you like getting raped by RNG. This is easily the worse scenario I've played in this game and I played MANT.
Kita cute
>>491656335It basically just lets you set a race rotation you have saved to load on run start instead of having to wait until races are unlocked to load them. They're still limited to the 8 you can save rather than per-uma so its use case is pretty limited, unless you're still a MANT freak.
>>491595493They're all tasteful drawings (no pun intended)Besides, there's another mehera here who drew, but it isn't SiL's seiyuu
SLUT
>>491666523This is now canon
>>491666773Was this even available in Japan?
>>491667452Yes, Uma Musume season 3 came out in Japan.
>>491628251>僅かにテイエムのか>1 and a half lengthWe need a dead heat system.>>491637536>he didn't place his order at 2AM when they start accepting order
>>491669313touché
>>491632082Considering the state of my jims after Donna drained me, definitely
OH GOD LOOK AT THAT MILKhttps://x.com/Gryebooks/status/1827389688656883713
>>491662760>curtainHO
>>491662760That's not a nice way to talk bout your bro, umadachi
Devilish Whispers...
>>491672314How long until the Yugi Muto memes?
>>491583695That's a viraface if I've ever saw one. Thanks John Cygames.
I'm so fucking done with this dogshit scenario, they need to either to make the RNG more forgiving or overhaul this shit somehow because I'm done trying to build for this cup.
What umas can you do the triple tiara mission with in GFF?
>>491680645autismwife, obviously
>>491680645What is this question bro?
>>491680645Almost every mile/mare barring Vodka
>>491683054*mile/mid mare
>>491655049the mid gold is pretty good (dura gold with additional stam recovery), vivlos does have the more universal gold though
Mimikyu(Tracen form)
>>491622413Too fucking expensive.
>>491686352There are too many strange creatures in Tracen.
What's a big titty uma other than maruzensky, doto and creek to use my ticket on
>>491688039Narita BoobrianTap Dance City Titty
>>491682008NTA but I was wondering as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmSHSRXmgPEWhat the fuck is going with this collab.
>>491683054>>491683358>>491688779
bruh wtf????I'm just at 70 rolls and I already got 3 copies
vegeta...
>>491688039Top LoadDia
>>491690986ty
So do I only need three good umas for this dirt cup
>>491694603Well yeah that's how it works
finally, another saturnalia colt won
i want her to umahandle me so bad, i dont need my bones anyway
Cesario setting this kid up for disappointment when he grows up.
ahhhh sex
>some shota falling in for Cesario cuz she was cute and nice>some dude falling in for Buena because she was cute and nice>spee is also toolmao.
>>491704345buena sexo
>KFC is the one that begs uma for the collab
>>491706586well fuck they're earning a lot of money from thiseveryone wants a signed card
We need a Costco collab. Japanese people really love it. The recent Costco opening at Nanjo was absolutely insane.
>>491707273Asians do love costco huh
new bread or I'll rape buena
>>491708939>>491708939>>491708939
