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This thread will be better.
Sex with the rat
>>491676228Rat spotted
>>491676291I'm not summoning on anything until she has a banner drop.
My precious desert rose.
what should i be trying to get from the event shop, already got the pyros and the eleph with the binoculars?
ratto sexo
https://magma.com/d/iiim91i4xbhttps://magma.com/d/iiim91i4xbhttps://magma.com/d/iiim91i4xbThere's still room in the aggie and unfinished stuff, we'll probably close it tomorrow
i love tsurugi
>>491676250Based
Remember her
sucking on a pink rotor kokona just finished using
good morning (7:45pm)I crafted two purple gifts
>>491676332El filtre strikes again...
How do I answer my momotalk messages? Idk how to talk to women
>>491676228rat sex
>>491676795I'd say stop being retarded but your name is a literal piece of fruit.
>be assigned Schale duty >Here's some retard proof paperwork for you, just sort these documents into different stacks, I basically already did it for you, in fact I put notes on the papers to teach you things during the job, but I want you to feel like you're really helping out here to give you a bit of confidence. Although it's fine if you don't end up doing it as well
>>491676594
>>491676795just be yourself
rats?
>>491676552Invest literally everything into clearing the lotto over and over and over so you can see all the students valentine's Ignore the shop itself this time, valentines is once a year
>>491676795youre the only man they know, so youll have them at 'hello'
nom nom
>>491676228Sex with this rat
>>491676532>summoning>loves masculine womenWhy is /alter/ so gay?
>>491676597Congratulations you are now 0.001% closer to the end of the grind.
Taking iori for walks in the parkGoing to the movies with iori Having hot water ready for ioris feet when she's off work Brushing Ioris hair Having Iori dance with meIori pushing me out of bed Making breakfast lunch and dinner for Iori Occasionally arguing with Iori Having deep conversations with iori Licking ioris face Having sex with iori Iori spitting in my mouth Iori crushing my balls in her soft hands Smelling iori Doing ioris taxes Cleaning ioris dishes Thanking iori everyday Sleeping with iori Looking into ioris eyes Loving iori
>>491676795
>>491676962Whoops, fell asleep without actually doing any workBetter offer sensei sex to make up for today
>>491676795Bro, you're in an office with a little girl (old man) in a swimsuit staring at you. It's now or never.
>>491677062rrrat at the beach
Mika should die
Where do Americans donate their hard-earned tax money to Israel?
>>491677187
>>491677402Based
>>491677256Noy my fault that our boys look cutter than your girls
>>491677474IRS
>>491677474we get hemorrhoids
>>491676795Hello Apple, do you know Calliberjoe?
>>491677359whats this from?
>>491677474You think we have a choice where any of our money goes?
>>491677474>donateIt's a robbery, you don't have a choice in the matter
>>491677580Sex, with hiroy
If Saya can make aphrodisiac gas, sleeping gas muscle relaxant gas and gas masks seem to be pretty commonly owned in Kivotos why isn't sensei constantly getting gassed and raped by a bunch of students?
>>491676228HINA THREAD!
>>491677689He gets cloriphormed in volume 4 by robot hobos
>>491677545
>>491677580[Dusuya-san (Dusu)] Onanie yori Kimochi Ii Koto Shimasen ka? (Blue Archive) [English]
>>491677262I'll get 93 any day now definitely I'm basically already done it's only 8 more levels
>>491677528fag
>>491677892But then what will you do?
>>491677256What the fuck did you just say about my wife. I'll have you know she's one of the best girls this pathetic excuse for a game ever made. She's strong she's cute she's the pinnacle of feminine power and raw aura. She could easily rip you in half right after preforming on your weak excuse for a body several high octane and powerful strikes that would obliterate every bone you possess simultaneously. And then I'd laugh and appald her victory before taking her into my arms and giving her the most slobbery nasty kisses upon her impeccable figure. Not a single part of her body would go untouched by my deft hands and skilled tongue. I'd worship her as my goddess in the flesh made manifest by her high calorie and rich protein diet that I would so graciously provide for her day in and day out. So yeah you're gay.
>>491677528>Outing yourselfGay retard.
>>491677689What makes you think he isn't? It's not like he would remember it if they did it right.
>>491678132continue crafting my headpat frequency will go down though
>>491677274>Doing ioris taxesYuuka already does mine, we can just file jointly and throw the extra work at her.
G-Gomen, Kaguya-chan...
>>491677528> cutter
>>491677771Student smile is so good for the soul
>>491677834This is a nice doujinThanks
>>491678354>student hits 100>never gets invited to spend time with you in the cafe ever again
>>491678191not reading that but baysd
>>491678603That's why alts exist
Suzumi alt when
I don't know which banner to use my Grand Assault ticket on, I'm not planning to pull for any of them and I already got my dAru
>>491678603I'll use the invites to help out my other students that also don't have furniture
>>491678459If that's Kaguya, then where the fuck is Rinka? Just how many chinchillas are running around?!
>>491678792What if a girl never gets an alt?
>>491678792But what if she doesn't have an alt...
>>491678795They'll start planning one the moment someone reaches 100 affection on her default.
>>491678795After princess will be secured and summer events will be over.
>>491678459tfw the gwailos are drawing porn of you
fixevilstudents
>>491678760
>>491678826NyFuukaNyHarunaS.IzunaS.Ichise
>>491678963>>491678964Skill issue.
>>491679009Someone already did
>>491679009I think there's multiple 100 bond Suzumis already.
>>491679097I have all of those already friend.
>>491678459Courting sex
>>491677689In a more edgy setup, I think students would abandon conventional weapons and use exclusively chemical weapons, since those still seem to relatively normally impact them. But, even fire doesn't do much since Megu uses a flamethrower and hasn't killed anybody, maybe they can just hold their breath for an hour and wait the sarin gas out.
>>491679146
>>491678920Hina then?
>>491679284What's her gun?
Post Wakamo.
>>491679064*saves (You)*
>>491679146What will her alt be?
>>491679284She looks alot more like Shun's sister than Kokona, I think she was adopted.
>>491679367Someone said it might behttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Type_79_submachine_gun
>>491679380Where have you been?
>>491679284The sex would be forced on me whether I "courted" it or not
>>491679452All shanahijings look the same
Why are there so many rat "fans"
I think Kaguya deserves rape
>Don't worry /bag/, the Princess has been secured and is ready to continue the summer events! Mina's home theater has a VCR player! Sensei was surprised to see it too! They're supposed to be extremely rare, and I've only ever seen them in the Princess' old books! Lets watch something!!
Can you still invite the girls to a Valentine's date post-event? Still can't tell from the item showing expiry date
>>491678963Suzumi...
>>491679380I read her Ichinomiya doujin today. It was nice.
Trivia anon here. I'll be starting today's quiz for anyone who wants to participate. Today's topic will be about students; including things like. Hobbies, skills, and other small pieces of information about them.I shall remind you: this quiz is based on the global version of the game as well as on the official translation. Let's start with a rather easy question. I'm pretty sure you have been good senseis while I was away and paid attention to your new studetns so we wei'll focus a bit on them. so, for the first question: Among the following units, there is one that doesn't include her own name in, at least, 1 of her skills. Which one is it?
>>491679685I believe you can invite them for a week after the event ends, you just cant earn any more currency
>>491679557Das racist.
>>491679284
I cum in Ogogee
>>491679380
>>491679289None of that shit effects students, they say it's almost impossible to kill students for a reason. Death is a foreign concept for most etudents, most.Students aren't allowed to use certain weapons if deemed too dangerous for non-combatents. In the prologue they say students are banned from using certain type of rounds that explode since it's dangerous for others. Hollow point rounds seem to be banned. Even though white phosphorus bombs don't seem to be banned.Despite being gangsters and punks, students aren't actively evil, so students still objey the law and don't tend to use illegal weapons often
>>491679672SHE'S HERE, IT'S HER!
>>491679752What the fuck I thought you died.I'd guess Eimi.
>>491679752Eimi?
>>491677075what does valentines do
>>491679338No. Akane and Asuna and Karin.
After 10 meetups I discovered I don't like that many girls
>0/6 elephs from hard stages, againI'm glad BA is greater than the sum of its parts because I really fucking hate the minute doses of KR game design sprinkled all over sometimes. These little bits of rng just piss me off.
otogi has a nice braid
Hanae just injected over 100 ccs of ketamine into my system what should I do?
>>491679767What the fuck is "flowing waterfall nascent dragone"stage and what kind of cultivation is anon even trying to imply here
Noa Status?
>>491680008A lot of Valentines just kind of suck.
>>491679880Sex, with students
>>491679752Welcome back. I know this one I thinkKoyuki. sEimi has her name in the normal skill
>>491680008Which ones did you like? Which ones did you not like?
>>491679767kek
>>491679752Koyuki
I'm glad Kaguya's taking off without it being overblown either. Her design is nice
>>491679651rrat is cute, shame she's worthless, in both versions no less
>>491679752Koyuki!!
>>491679380Wakamo fox pissy'd allover my sofa
>>491679752>someone used the koyuki webm I was going to use
>gives you chocolate>Starts saying you're a pervert for licking it seductively Very rude
Which students would be the most likely to put (you) in a chastity cage to stop you from fucking other girls
>>491679886I expect to see your 100 Bond Hina in 2 years.
Hina sorasaki's vagina...
>>491680314I didn't really care for that Noa doujinshiTurned me off her almost entirely
>>491679380G'Day Mate. Have another great Wakalove day with your vegemite toast
>>491680076I wish I could quit my job and spend a year trying anti-depressants and other drugs to find one that makes my life less painful.
>>491679752Koki
>>491680082Chinese cliches are all about their own “magic” system that involves heavenly arts/aura and their equivalent to powerleveling is cultivating. They all have those fancy flowery ping pong named and their taunts are all poetic “courting death”, “going to sever you from this world and feed you to the dogs!” stuff like that
I am noticing that blue hair is synonymous with nagging.
Next thread will be better.
Who among these students looks more charming in a kimono?
>>491680034just click and don't look and it averages out to 33%, you don't complain when you get 3,4,5,6/6 do you?
>>491680636hanae milk in my veins
>>491680580
>>491680580give me cheese
>>491680589> He lacks the will to make this thread be better and be a positive member of his community Non sensei behavior
>>491680561>Go to restaurant with your handsome sensei>Suddenly a wild young Black Tortoise Club student appears!>"Hey you, the most handsome out of this flowerfield with skin fair enough to cause nations to fall! Come to my mansion so I can fuck you!">Black Tortoise student tries to grab sensei but beautiful Pure Blossom protag interferes, Black Tortoise student gets irritated and shouts like a retard>"YOU ARE COURTING DEATH!">Onlookers gossip about "there is no way this weak-looking hag could possibly beat the Black Tortoise master, the match is already decided! No need to even look!">Shu- the Pure Blossom student kills the Black Tortoise one in one bullet, all the onlookers go "HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!? She beat the fair lady master! That can't possibly be! Who is that girl?">Old shiba dog, seemingly a beggar, but actually one of the strongest daoists in the world, watches at the scene amused, scoffs at the now dead Black Tortoise bitch>"She had eyes but couldn't see mount Tai">Suddenly the voice of the Black Tortoise student's friend, who is the club leader of the Black Tortoise club resounds through the entire city>HOW DARE YOU KILL MY UNDERLING! THERE WILL BE NO RECONCILIATION! I'LL MURDER YOU, ALL YOUR PREVIOUS 10 GENERATIONS AND ALL THE DOGS AND HENS AT YOUR HOME!>Pure Blossom goes on to wipe out the entire Black Tortoise because of MUH by the roots!>As Shunling is about to strike down the club leader, the club leader cries>Fool! Our club is just small fry in comparison to the club we are subordinate to, which is the the Student Council of Shanhaijing, who are in turn subordinate to the General Student Council! You'll never have a peaceful life again!>Shun shrugs>"Just more targets to KILL!">And so Shunling finishes off the club leader and gets into conflict with Shanhaijing's Student Council(and later General Student Council, because MUH progressive powerlevels)>All these events took a long time to describe but actually happened in an instant
>>491680589Forgot your Alice avatar, cancerous faggot
>>491680685Kanna & Miyako
>>491680125I enjoyed Himari and Kikyou. Ui was the best. Shun was kinda meh
>>491680685moe
>>491680328You can't say that
Did your studentwife doujin finally get scanned?
>>491680685Saki and Fubuki
>>491680962Her what
>>491680685What the fuck are Fubuki's shoes? Why does she do this every time?
JPbros, rate this event.
A brand-new Warframe, plus a new Nightwave Series with Stalker-themed customizations, arrive alongside the upcoming Koumei and the Five Fates update this fall!You can learn more about Koumei at Tokyo Game Show, where we'll be hosting our next Devstream!
>>491680561>key point in fight>flashback>literally anything happens>flashbackI've just started skipping through anime or watching on 1.5x speed, I think I'm getting too old to enjoy it.
>>491681184more like boreframe lmao pwned
>>491680685Fubuki
>>491681058Her shoes are rad.
wakamo pregnant
>>491680113>>491680131>>491680161>>491680239>>491680560All correct>>491679856>>491679873IncorrectThe right answer is: Koyuki. As someone else already mentioned, Eimi swimsuit has her name in one of her skills, "An Eimi Original"Now, for the next question let's continue with skills for a moment before we move into another topic. So, the question is: From the following list, which one is not a real skill?>A) The Reisa Effect>B) Q.E.D.>C) Butterfly Effect >D) I'm Hangry!>E) Yay, Bang Bang!>F) Angelic Child
>>491681371how many inside
>>491681208>hero locks eyes with villain before killing blow>flashback of villains broken childhood for the next half of the episode>hero apparently had a front seat viewing to this flashback>lays down his sword>"we are nakadashis now"I'm either too old or too jaded.
>>49168141222.
Which student won't mind being a rebound to heal a broken hearted Sensei? haha..
>>491681393The UZAWA LEISA effect
>>491681572I cannot possibly raise that many
>>491681393That question isn't fair because nobody rolled SEimi.A
>>491681393C
>>491681432Gee I wonder what happens next
I thought Nonomi was supposed to be a pure girl that respects my rights?
>>491676228Man I thought /bag/ had it bad with that brown scat-posting brow tranny... But then I went to /lolg/
>>491681742
eimisex
>>491681757She does respect your rights. She is asking for your consent first
>>491681658Weak. Wakamo doesn't need weak Sensei genes like yours.
Do we know if there’s going to be a rerun after the current JP event?
>>491681757In public on a bench, too.Absolutely no shame.>>491681906Fair, but as a red blooded male barely in control of my actions this constitutes as statutory rape.
>>491680546
>>491681821I was asking rhetorically I don't want to see your stupid hypnoshit porn
>>491680008I've liked Meru's valentines and Renge's hangouts a lot.They've actually put effort in front of you while preparing their chocolates. Meru was redrawing her chocolate several times in front of you. Renge was preparing her chocolate for 12 hours, and later you've done it together.The one I found the most boring was Yuuka, who just didn't want to spend 10,000 yen on chocolate, and Hina, who just told you she doesn't know how to prepare chocolates, but she did them multiple times without actually showing those failed attempts. It felt kind of disappointing to see, especially since Hina is my student wife. Like it would feel nice to see Hina actually fail in her attempts, and then at the end, sensei accepts her chocolates after seeing that effort she put into making them, but even in that small event they couldn't show her fail at something lol.
where is the scan? I've been waiting for so long
>>491678795VERY SOON SUZUMIBRO! This year has been full of surprise events, and the Vigilante plan will show Suzumi off to the world!
>>491680316That's not happening. I skipped sHina and dHina and only just got regular Hina from the guide mission
>>491681757The greatest respecter of Sensei rightsHow can anyone call her a rapist
>>491682220potato saori doko?
>>491682205Be nice to the Valentines from the first batch, there were a LOT of duds. Compared to what some students got out of those ones Hina's could have been a lot worse.
>>491681208I tried watching Index many years ago. I think I dropped it after like 4-5 episodes because they'd start having like 20 minutes conversations every fight.
>>491680546drugs are bad
all according to keikaku
Whens the next stream when is the fucking Prisma illya collab
>>491682248So you're saying I can watch your progress all the way from 1 Bond starting now?
Respecting Sensei won't get you SensexCope
>>491682312The artist forgot to join the collab
>>491682459We already have enough of those cancerous faggots here, don't open the floodgates.
>>491682374Wait, you're telling me there's more cases like these for the first batch characters?That's awful!
>>491682220>nonR18It will be a miracle if it gets uploaded desu. Hell we're still missing a ton of R18 stuff. I don't know why this Comiket seems so stingy with the uploads
>>491682593they're generally shorter/simpler it's like the Momotalks, really.
>>491682220Has anyone drawn porn of these creatures?
>>491682402I meant clinically with a doctor not just being a degenerate.>inb4 they're still badI agree but after 10 years of "I simply live with the pain" I'm beginning to open up to alternatives.
>>491682205Hina's was nice. I like how she thinks sensei isn't gonna be happy with her only for him to react with joy after receiving the chocolate.Do Michiru if you haven't.
>>491682593I can't remember all of them because I read them ages back but a lot are just "I had some chocolate lying around I guess you can have it lmao".There's some standouts from the first batch that are very good though but they started putting more effort into them starting with the students released in the 2nd year.
arcie should use a chihiro avatar instead of arona or plana desu
wait.chise nags?proof please?
>>491681779You should look at /fgog/. They had a waitufag there going insane after he got cucked by the official artist of his waifu making a yuri doujin with her "ex"
>>491681662>>491681712>>491681606>>491682185IncorrectThe right answer is: E) Yay, Bang Bang. This isn't a skill, this is Ibuki's weapon. I'm surprised that we have so many Reisa fans and yet they don't seem to know that she has a skill named The Reisa Effect. But kinda hard to blame you, it was a hard question.Let's move an easier topic and take a look at the anniversary we just passed. I hope you paid attention to the girls in that event. So, the question is: Connect the girls with their respective height.
I-IS THAT!?
>>491682205Realistically the girls should have different valentine's each year, probably up to the fifth year, at which point there aren't any more new ones for the girl, but you can see their romance develop over time. They can afford to write at least five valentine's for a girl over time just to see some development But this is a small indie game that can't afford that much effort, so we're stuck with what we get. Which means year one students are forever fucked over with kinda underwelming valentine's At least for now
>>491682835>Do MichiruShould I buy her dinner first at least?
Bishoujo hacka
>Kisaki has monkeypoxIs she gonna make it?
Do you think Kokona will end up with bigger boobs than Shun when she grows up?
>>491682887A1,B4,C2,D3
>>491682887A2B4C1D3
>>491682593I've heard the most infamously bad one is Kayoko
Just realized that this was the valentines event because I'm not used to the 6 months delay... It's not too late to get all the invites is it?
>>491682887>burger measurementsWhat the fuck I know everyone by centimetres not this bullshit.D3, B4, A2, C1
I need Gehenussy so bad bros
>>491682887A/2B/4C/1D/3I hate that they don't use cm in the globul version
>>491682995>0 effort wheelchair>garbage bag coat
Oh boy, are we complaining about valentine's momos again?I still kinda liked it
>>491680546>medsCoward
>>491683118Yep. I don't get why goslingfags even like her.
>>491683292NY Alt basically turned her image around.
>>491683020yes, she is already way bigger and curvy than Shunny
Nobody cares about your kayoko.
>>491682831i don't careno one gives a fuckthey only want you for your moneyyou are a bane on this worldyou pull down the value of all humanity by yourselfwhich is why you must livelive so you can make others miserable
>>491683240Valentine's showed me 90% of the girls are autistic Ui is the only one who isn't so far
More like Kayocunt.
>>491682887>Imperial
>>491683240>spoilerIt's okay anon... you can admit it's not that great even if she's your wife.
Do you think Nexon will release Kisaki with part 2 of China event?
I think pantyhose are a superior design choice.
Man, Haruka is quite fucking crazy in this event, Saori sends her fucking flying and she still runs back to her to fight again
>>491683292I like her because she's a cool girl. I've been laughing at the choco seethers since before she had a NY alt.
>>491681184Remeber when it was about scavangers picking apart the dead sol system, with space ninjas running around fucking with them, led by a mysterious entity?What's the story now? last time i looked it was kids with weaponized autism controlling evas, throwing a shitfit about their mommy leaving
>>491683292NY alt, asmr, shorts, etc
>>491683292>>491683118I just watched it and holy shit, it's fucking terrible lmao.
>>491683292ive cummed too many times to her ASMR you wouldnt get it
That's why Wakamo is the best girl. She even made the chocolate her self.
Only insecure little bitches dislike Kayoko's valentine's
I was disappointed with Hibiki's Valentine's hangout, she has a lot of cute moments in her relationship events but none of those really showed in the choco one :(
>>491683292
>>491682887
>>491683778It's actually pretty competently made, too. I think Wakamo is ex-Inner Discipline Club.
Momoka's Valentines was good by the way.If you don't like it you don't understand Momoka.
Akotest
>>491682929a flying hiniature
>>491683557I honestly don't remember her being so crazy and strong during vol 1
>>491683907the GSC chocolates are all quite nice
>>491680714I know it averages out over time, but it still doesn't change the psychologically aspect associated with the design. It's all to do with the # of attempts. 3 a day means every failure stings like a bitch. I don't have the same level of annoyance with bounties precisely because we get to roll the dice more each day. And the droprates for bounties are even worse, quite frankly.
>>491684004Haine/Sumomo/Kaya when
>>491683995Anon, she had the whole ramen shop rigged to explode before they even sat down to eat and she detonated it immediately when Aru even joked about it.
Does someone have rest of those patting gifs?I only have Akira.
>>491682886Is he also posting scat and BBC shit?
>>491683907All I need to know about Momoka is her fat tail
Uhm, what did Eimi meant by this????
>>491683557Haruka is Aru's attack dogAnything for Aru-samaAll glory to Aru-samaAru-sama says you need to be removed, disappear for Aru, all hail AruShe has no thoughts of her own, all personal feelings are reserved for interpreting Aru's will and making it into reality If Aru needs Saori removed she will do it without fear
>>491684175booba
>>491684101That was just a little explosion, she's a good girl otherwise okay
>>491683292It sucks but I like her because>cute quiet/reserved girl that just wants to make fun memories with her friends>likes metal>softy and likes cute cats and probably other animals>cute edgy style but not over the top>voice of an angel that could melt steel beams(and my heart)>>491683347I liked her before her alt, they're not THAT different.
>>491683676>>491683628Asmr? Link?
>>491683995Among super human students, she's somewhere on the list.
>>491684086never but I know it would be a chocolate onigiri
>>491684175a pair of succulent breasts
>>491683778and they're real
>>491683995Literally solos multiple hundreds of students in the ps68 manga
>>491684021>I know but I choose to succumb to monke brain anyway and suffer pointlesslyOkay.
>>491682823Incorrect for the previous question>>491683113>>491683203>>491683214>>491683489>>491683885All correct>>491683064Half correct. 0.5 pointsThe right answe is: A - 2, B - 4, C - 1, D - 3. Fair enough, I'll include cms the next time as seems like several anons are more familiar with that, it flew over my head this time.The anniversary sure was a lot of fun and hinawank, and all the units saw immediate use in raids and event challenges. Let's see if you paid attention to them. So, the questions is: Connect the girls with their respective Attack and Defense type.
>>491681779In /alter/ we had a Tamano caca/scat poster.Its part of the reason why I'm hesitant of posting Wakamo since they're based off the same character.
>my PTO got deniedI just wanted to masturbate
I'm quitting blue archive and I'm gonna go play fgo.
>>491683995>"trailing the target" means rigging a building to blow up when the target, or anyone, really enters>Maffia boss tries to shortchange Aru sama? visit hi at night to blow the dick away with a shotgun, then rig his place to blow on the way out>the entire perfect army descends on poor Aru Sama and her friends? Fucking blow them away with a shotgun point blank. oh, hi sensei!
>>491684527A2, B1, C4, D3
>>491683481Ui's was very cute.>It's not fair I'm the only one feeling awkward>So I'll sit right up against you so we both feel awkward together
New japanese law demands that all children under the height of 150cm have to sit on a child seat in a car
>>491684527A2B1C4D3
I just got enough elephs of each to redeem Neru and Karin, should I?
https://x.com/mimizukuro/status/1827224204837843354
>>491684557>he has to askActual prison workplace.
>>491684691meaning all of these womanlets have to sit in a childrens seat from now on
>>491684665Reverse awkward?
>>491684527A/2B/1C/4D/3I had to think really hard about it since I just assumed Ako was blue damage but things weren't lining up.
>>491684785SIRDO NOTI REPEATDO NOT BLOODY REDEEM
>Chihiro only gives a fucking vending machine beverageIsn't she supposed to be the "comfy" wife?
>>491684897my lap counts right
I need to fuck this woman
>>491684897Thinking about how how mad Yosh would look in a children's seat is pretty funny
Cafe tap reminder.
>>491684691what the fuck that's 24 students
>>491684992She's the breadwinner and she has work to do. Stop being needy and be a good little neglected house husband.
>>491684936Nexon is too blatant with their typings.See a student with Yellow Damage Red Armor? Binah.Blue Damage Blue Armor? Goz.If you know which raid a student is designed for you can just reverse engineer their typing from that.
What is the best raid boss in your opinion in terms of gameplay? I'm gonna say Kurokage, love how its mechanics force you to mentally juggle different skill cooldowns to keep up with damage and healing.
>>491684897my son can sit on my lap
>>491685027No.We're putting Junko in the childrens safety seat lmfao.
>>491684691>Government mandated manlet law designates half of Asia into children
>>491684897>my wife is here
>>491685069Thanks for the reminder, WakaBro.
>>491685158I've been doing easy difficulties for like 6 months
Your student will never get asmrYour student will never get altsYour student will never get monday shortsWhy? Because she isn't a devpet
>>491685158I unironically love Hovercraft, I get to use Utaha, Neru, Eimi and Tsukuyo
>>491684992A late night vending machine drink is peak comfy. Are you homosexual?
>>491684527
>>491685187what exactly were they trying to do here, non-sexually
>>491684992She's supposed to be your comfy husbandwife.You better be waiting for her wearing nothing but an aprons and with your sensei ass hanging out, she had a very tiring work day.
>>491683020is kaguya related to them?
>>491684992>can't appreciate the little things in lifeThis is why she left you
>>491684897Hinabros... we beat the midgetwife allegations
>>491685314But my wife has one of the most powerful devs
>>491685158Used to be Hiero but then they made that raid retard tier.Then it became Peroro but now they've made that raid retard tier.I guess it's a tie between SRKR/Kaiten now.
>>491685356Just a little pat-pat. All the son posting has got Sensei confused.
>>491685131I don't think about it that hard. Makoto is a freebie but she's the one I know the most about. with Hina I knew she was red damage and I just assumed "she'll have purple armour because it's better than blue armour"
>tab out while waiting for the cafe to load>it loads in the background, and i'm yet to finish what i'm doing>the students Just. Won't. Shut. The. Fuck. UP.I wouldn't make a good sensei
>>491685314WHAT ASMR DAMMITTTT
>>491684691seriously? I thought someone was just making a "students shorter than 150cm" shitpost when I saw this kek
>>491685356>>491685187>>491685558
>>491685487All she needed was some sensei dick
>>491685158Peroro. It amazes me how many people refuse to do Insane/Torment thinking that Reisa/Natsu are required when they aren't.
>>491685601Yobarete tobidete! Mairimashita! Min'na no sūpāsutāh, Uzawa reisa, tōjōdesu!
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
>>491685714it's fine because Koyuki is safe now
>>491685729We get it, you're a newfag
I think the majority of raids are fine, the problem is that score chasing completely removes the fun out of it
Why is it when I pat my students they sometimes do the little water drop emote. DO THEY WANT ME TO FUCK THEM OR WHAT ANSWER ME
>>491686041Just be on the Asia server.
>>491686041>being an insanelet
So, who has the best valentines momotalk?
>>491686041In a perfect world just clearing the raids would give you the plat rewards but you gotta pander to whales
I think the majority of raids are boring, thankfully the score chasing completely adds some fun to it
>>491684691>>491685714Please tell me there's more art of students being put into child seats after thisI need some amusement
>>491686126>BestMy wife>WorstYour wife
>>491685158my buddy greg. still a shame they can't fix his theme in-gamei'd put in peroro too but bHosh made it too easy now
>>491683824Correct for the previous question>>491684646>>491684725>>491684874>>491684936>>491685349All correctThe right answer is: A - 2, B - 1, C - 4, D - 3.A pretty diverse cast for the anniversary, and dHina having elastic defense is kinda odd for now. Ibuki being mystic damage is also pretty weird somehow. Beyond the anniversary units, let's take a look at other students. Going back to the topic of skills. So, the question is: "Doom-Inspired Pleassure" is a skill that belongs to:
>>491686143Yes it turns out you have to pander to the people who keep the game running or else it dies.
>>491686054It means you haven't waited out the full 3h between headpats yet.
>>491686187I will admit my wife's valentine's day hang out was disappointing, damn Hibiki...
>>491686041>score chasing completely removes the fun out of itthen don't do it?
>minori's valentine's >Sensei wonders if she's going to give him chocolate >Bitches at you about capitalism and the bourgeois and how she doesn't celebrate fake store bought holidays created by corporations and blah blah She has a good design, but every time she opens her mouth I remember she's just an average liberal chick from Portland
>>491686143It does for every single raid except Hiero, Chesed, and Peroro
>>491684897I am imagining right now.
>>491686230D
>>491686230D?
>>491686230I have no goddamn idea, Moe?>Ibuki being mystic damage is also pretty weird somehow.I'm guessing they didn't want to shoehorn her into yellow armor for Peroro because she can double as a buffer and Blue is probably the better type to have overall. And in Peroro she's safe anyway thanks to Iroha.
>>491686325Fuck capitalism. Death to corporate greed.
>>491686230Moe has a skill like that I think, right? I forget the global name of it but she has one like that. you're not going to make me answer the meme answer
>>491686041>Nooo it's not fun if I can't be #1 on the most casual of casual servers, it's not fun if I can't be the best, it's not fun if I have to compete with others and have to reset my scores a dozen times to get the best score >Meanwhile casual "dont worry about it" fags: "wow I get like 1000 gems for free and a ten roll ticket every month for doing the bare minimum effort, how nice"
>>491680451What does Vegemite taste like? I've seen some negative opinions in the past.
>>491686325>"fuck valentines">takes Sensei on a date to a restaurant she really likes>gives him chocolate at the end anyway
>>491686041Set welcomes you
>>491686325Impregnating this lib chick so hard she turns conservative
>>491686230i wanna guess C?
>>491686325Spoken like a filthy consoomer. Corporations are NOT your friend.
>>491684897Okay but how would they all react when getting put into the childrens seat by Sensei?Miyu probably wouldn't mind at all.Mutsuki would freak the fuck out.Same as Neru.Hoshino would just fall asleep in it.Yosh's fat ass wouldnt fit inKoharu would start crying
I HATE VALENTINESIT'S NOT EVEN FEBRUARY FUCK YOU WHY ARE WE 6 MONTHS BEHIND
>>491686325fuck you minorisomeone post the comic where you pamper her giving her food and showering with herthat'll show her
Raids are shit because my wife isn't meta in one of them yet.
>>491684691Looking forward to the fan art.
>>491686325Read the rest of it sensei
>>491686678Neither is the state, you're fucked no matter who gets put in charge.
>>491686692>Yosh's fat ass wouldnt fit inHot
>>491686604they took marmite's existence as a challenge and made it worse
>>491686604It tastes like extremely salty pond scum.
>>491686230No one.
>>491686604Imagine if they mixed onions sauce with dirt and put a whole shit toon of salt on it
>>491686748Just bring her anyway and get plat*>*doesn't work if you're on EU
>>491686768Maybe I work for the state.
>>491686884>onionsIt tastes literally nothing like onionsif we are talking about sauce it's more like onions sauce
>>491686937
Realizing the wedding ring you got from Hibiki has a self destruct switch...(Hypothetical) (Thought experiment)
>>491686692>Koharu would start cryingDo you think she'd stop if I told her that I'd get a McDonalds Happy Meal for her on the way home
>>491686937i used to work for the state
>>491686230C
This thread glows.
>>491687063>when the buttplug she made starts to vibrate a little too much
>eat 3 eggs for breakfast everydayI need to fix myself for Minori
Hide the child
>>491686480>>491686325Whether someone can appreciate holidays really is that one line chart where the idiot and genius have the same answer, while the midwit is retarded while thinking he's a geniusChildren enjoy holidays, and old people enjoy holidays, but people tend to have a growing phase in-between where they stop enjoying them or think they're pointless The holiday is just an excuse to celebrate or show feelings already present, having an excuse to show things like that is good for people, they tend not to do it otherwise. A holiday of thankfulness, a holiday of showing love, a holiday of family togetherness, a holiday of fun and trickery showing you that it's okay to be a little naughty, each one teaches a feeling or lesson that's important for the community, having holidays gives a feeling of solidarity and community, which is better for society as a whole. Holidays exist to pass down traditions long held within communities that would be lost without small festivals and traditions. Without tradition a culture effectively dies.It doesn't matter how it started, it matters what it is.
>>491687180Bacon I get, but eggs are good for you
>>491686692>Mutsuki would freak the fuck outHow do you figure? I can't picture her having anything but her usual smug reaction.
>>491687180You're right but why did you post Mimori
>>491687180Mimori is too perfect
>>491686937Same.I'm a US post service clerk for a 800 soul town.Best job I had in my life.
>>491686721
>>491687180>Minori
Brothers it is time
>>491687180>no eggsdumb bitch
>>491686768Minori doesn't believe in the state, she doesn't believe in government, she doesn't believe in community, she doesn't believe in family All she believes in is "whoever's in charge is evil, whoever's in charge is at fault"
>>491686901EU is one of the easiest servers. The only easier ones are Asia and NA. Even in Hiero you got plat just for completing the raid.
>>491687434pedo
>>491687434SAR
>>491686325>>491686741
>>491687180
>>491687434Do redeem sir.
>>491686412>>491686417>>491686474>>491686518All correct>>491686674>>491686832>>491687105IncorrectThe right answer is: D) Moe. Don't get fooled by her cheerful look, she's a doomer. On the topic of skills, once more, I wonder if you senseis noticed this, but be warned because this has to be one fo the hardest questions of the day. So,. the question is: "Secret Weapon: Mackerel Curry" is a skill that belongs to:
>>491687434
>>491687180the heat from the rice cooks the egg and makes it umami
>>491687256based
What the actual fuck is wrong with her?
>>491687569F
>>491687569I know that one! I've been working on getting her properly invested on the side.
>>491687630+20 Social Credit
>>491687640>He didn't put it in her mouth
>>491687630blood bitch bastard... you were not supposed to redeem!
>>491687630BLOODY BITCH BASTARD
>>491687640She's an imp, she only knows how to play tricks, sexual tricks If you read literally any scene with her in PS68, she's always the one who enables every situation and makes it worse on purpose
>>491687569>Don't get fooled by her cheerful look, she's a doomer.shes not a doomer, shes a prepper. the most libertarian right student we havealso B
>>491687640Well? You're gonna do it or what?
Rare Mimnori hour?
>>491687630YOU ARE COURTING DEATH
>>491687256>kids and old people who have their every needs and whims catered to are having a good time>eveyone else is miserable while catering to kids and old people, directly or inderictlygee, what a suprise"tradition" is old folks in charge making the next generation trudge through the same shit they had to go through, for karmic balance, and not letting things go, now that they are the one benefiting from it.
sex
>>491687180I will never understand how Americans can eat such a greasy breakfast each morning, literally repulsive
>>491687494There's a world of difference between Asia and EU though.EU might be easier compared to KR and TW but Asia is so piss easy it's laughable.Plat Cutoffs for Hiero:>EU - 2,000: 27,732,288 (Ins 01:41.933)>NA - 5,000: 27,700,929 (Ins 01:58.267)>AS - 10,000: 27,669,633 (Ins 02:14.567)Torment Clears for Hiero:>EU: 1,901 >NA: 3,617>AS: 4,299You can get away with so much shit on Asia that you couldn't on EU.
>>491687569The index Collab character...saten
>>491687630YOU ARE FUCKINGFUCKING YOU
>>491687256Just give me the food
>>491687569Pretty sure CHare's stuff is about sweet potatoes so I'm gonna say the collab slut because I can't remember hers for the life of me.
>>491687809>>491687848I'd rather put it in her Mutsukussy>>491687829Yeah but i don't think a single other character from any other gacha manages to be as hot as her while doing that
>>491688163I fix myself some huevos rancheros occasionally for breakfast on the weekends.
Ako should've had dog ears and a tail
>>491687298A: it robs her of her smug auraB: there is no way she could spin it into a positive for her to tease Sensei. C: she'd look like a tiny little child if you throw her into a safety seat and strap the seatbelt onshe's 16 years old she can't possibly weasel herself out of that
>>491686126>"Trainer, you've been looking s-small lately">gives you meal replacement supplementsShe will not settle for a DYEL sensei and that shows she truly cares more than anyone.
>>491688261Here.
>>491688168>27xxxxxxAll the same. Not even comparable to KR or JP which had 39xxxxxx as cutoffs meaning simply clearing the raid didn't guarantee plat and you had to speedrun.
god, why is the Hyakkaryouran Episode such a slogeveryone in it is autistic as fuck
>>491686126Ayumuthey're all at least nice though
>>491688608if ayame was in it it wouldn't be as bad...
>>491688418Thank you, Zoomy
god, why is the SRT Episode such a slogeveryone in it is autistic as fuck
How are you all doing valentine's day things with non playable characters?
Akosisters?
god, why is the Abydos Episode such a sloghoshino is autistic as fuck
>>491688459Look at the time differences. My point is you have far more leeway to do some extremely dumb shit on Asia compared to EU.Nobody here even plays TW or KR so comparing ourselves to those is pointless in the first place.
>>491688760You just select them on the invite list.
My princess is pouting and won't get off the floor until I buy her sweets
>>491688668>ayameI can't help it, every time I see her name I think of the vtuber
>>491688038No, tradition is simply not being autistic, and realizing it isn't evil, having an excuse to celebrate small things and impart important feelings isn't a bad thing, if anything it's necessary to keep up such feelings on a community. Hidays are used to show what values are important in a culture and create feelings within a community based on what you celebrate. Cultures with lots of holidays about family will value family, cultures with holidays about getting out within your community will value community. Community and family are kept alive by small traditions; life is a lot like Jenga, you can't just remove blocks at random and think it has no effect. Tradition is what keeps all the foundations in place.
>>491688724Leave my dog out of this.
>>491688796You can do as much dumb shit as you want as long as you cleared the raid. The time doesn't matter. Only 1901 people did and there were 2k slots.
>>491676228You're all losers, blue archive for Indonisians!
I REALLY NEED A NEW GAME TO PLAY HOLY SHITBLUE ARCHIVE
>>491688953Then why are you complaining?
>>491687667>>491687681>>491688183>>491688275All correct>>491687841IncorrectThe right answer is: F) Saten, the collab character i know every sensei at the time got because she was free. But don't get too cocky yet, because we still have a fair share of hard questions for the end. So, for the next question: Which of the following characters does not have "Praying" listed as one of their hobbies?
>>491688954The special menu for Sensei only
>>491689049I like being mad
>>491689053A, the only one not related to religion
>>491689053i wanna say D because the question seems like its set up for it
>>491687569B
>>491689041games suckfind a better hobby
>>491689206Right... have fun with that I guess.
>>491688608>Ayame wouldn't be boring>but i am not ayame, so have this magic gun that kills ghosts>oh no, there are ghosts attacking us, let me just get this magic ghost killing gun, and find not-ayame>darn, we cannot kill these ghosts. not-ayame, even though you gave me this ghost killing gun, you must tell us what do!>but i am not ayame, i am not worthy of the ghost killing gun, you must have it>not-ayame, it's ok that you are not ayame, so help us kill this ghost>i might not be ayame, but LO! I'll use this ghost killing gun to kill the ghosts!>WE ARE SAVED!
>>491689041I've been playing Shapez 2 all dayIt's fun
Why is Chaoter 2 such a slagI fucking hate gamers
videogames... dead?
>>491689053B
Hey /bag/, look at this.
>>491689564>>491689041Concord literally just released
>two retards arguing about brackets and how nothing matters besides KR/JP>meanwhile EU players last week making fun of anyone posting about doing a casual INS/INS/INS clear for Kaiten GA because it wasn't a guaranteed plat for them (it was for NA/SEA)?
>>491689660BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>491688357>Yeah but i don't think a single other character from any other gacha manages to be as hot as her while doing thatAnd then you realize the English localization goes out of their way to tone her down, and remove a lot of implications from her dialogue, and tries it's hardest to remove her implish "kufufu" laugh.People have to keep sending in tickets because the localization tries hard to remove suggestive dialogue
>>491689660>$40 for a game about to eos in 3 monthslol lmao
>>491689660
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Concord
>>491689053Mimori, her hobbies are probably some flowery shit like 'being a wife', 'cooking', and 'sucking dick'.
*saunters into thread*
>>491689041Play The Age of Decadence if you are a real gamer
>>491689660dustborn is funnier to make fun of
Millennium will fall.
>>491689660tight controls. easy to learn, but hard to master. just needs some new players.t. John Not Sony
>>491689654Omg Ibuki hi
>>491689681you suck, sea server is full of tryhards
>>491689660>got xQc to shill it>still flops this hard>game is full of forced diversity niggers and strong wymynWhy are you shilling this so hard?
>>491689681I'm an NA player and laugh at EU players complaining about malding for high insane scores instead of just doing torment.
>>491689646LOOK AT HER GO
>>491690115HIMARI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHHHHYYYYY
>>491690001I been around /bag/ for about a year but still don't know where the piano key toothed Atsuko meme comes from.
>>491688892How literally all holidays came to be, is one leader (of any kind) once benefiting from keeping the populace subdued with feasts and the like, so a holiday was declared. After a winnig/losing battle, after a regime/religion change, after a great loss, after an important event (past or present) that might swing things against them in the current time, to solidify/reward the kind of behavior they are expecting from the masses....None came about because of the high minded ideals you described. Each one is framed as such, sure, but look up it's origin, and it sours it.
>>491690015stupid mom doesn't know her own kids
>>491690243literally just an artist meme that got popular
Damn it I forgot to practice piano yesterday. Am I bricked?
Anda semua mengisap penis besar kamiBlue Archive
>>491690243Some guy on twitter posted a random edit he did, japs/gooks picked up on it and it spread from there
ATSUKO DOESN'T SMILE LIKE THAT
atsuko's ass eating face
>>491690358You're kinda proving the meme true
>>491690618Proofs?
>>491676291>>491676532>>491678098>>491678191>>491678760>>491679641Akemi should have bigger tits and wider hips while keeping the same muscle definition and volume
>>491684175>meant
Misaki's valentines momo is fun
Inviting Atsuko to Schale for a photoshoot. I will teach her how to use her camera properly.
>>491690406It's over forever, might as well reroll now
>>491690360Gomen?
>>491690846>muscle girl>hiding her thighsWhat a fucking waste.
>>491686325>just an average liberal chick from PortlandShe's literally a fucking Russian communist.
>muscle girl>hiding her pubesWhat a fucking waste
Pat your students before they disintegrate
I managed to unlock the Sora route
>>491691169What if I want some of them to disintegrate
Akemi is the Rio for musclefags (secondaries)
>>491691092https://litter.catbox.moe/6egp4g.jpg
>>491691108YeahIt turns out no matter where you go communists are mostly the same
>>491691039Onee-sama
>>491691251They will disintegrated wether you pat them or not.
Rate my 3 stars
>>491691435>wether
>>491686325>she's just an average liberal chick from PortlandShe actually does real labor, anon. She's not some commiefornian.
>>491691092akemi if real
>>4916914364/6
Herro everynyan, I like this Haruka
>>491689219>>491689854All correct >>491689251>>491689565Incorrect >>491689262Incorrect for the previous question The right answer is: Mimori. Despite her clothes, she isn't into religious stuff unlike the others.Let's crunch a bit the end of the quiz as I running low on time. This next question is a bit hard I should say, so I won't be surprised if not many noticed it.So, the question is: There is one club where all the currently playable units share the same Attack type and the same Defense type. What's the name of this club?
>>491691436superstar
>>491686678>Corporations are NOT your friend.Yeah and neither is the government you fucking useful idiot commietard.
>>491691468Whether*Where's your Midori?
>>491679839Saya has accidentally gassed herself at least 3 times I can remember and it worked on her and one time it was while trying to use it on Shunny. It does work on students.
>>491691593Emergency Medical
akofans????
>>491685507>saitou chiwaMarried. Will she do ASMR?>altsInevitable.>shortsSaitou Chiwa.
>Archive Souls>boss Ako>take half her health"Hina, forgive me">turns into Gookako in her second phase and gets an AOE attack where she stretches her face
>>491691890
Hey sexy
>>491691593ninjutsu research club
>>491691687In the same way a bullet worksNot very much, and it wears off quickly
>>491691593whatever club sumire is in
>>491691890yeah this is my reaction to this post >>491691810
>>491691593Gym Training Clubtheres only one student
>>491691810>Energy and storage were used for this tweet
>>491691525>anime muscle girli coom>3dpd muscle girli puke while thinking about how big their juice cabinet is
>>491691890Why did you post this
>>491691593Millennium Sports Club because it only has one member
>>491690771Why do you need holidays to behave as you should all year round?why do you only care about the poor on chrismas? why do you only care about the dead near hallowed night? why do you only care about spending time around family during hoildays?What you described as the benefits of the holidays, should be standard state of mind, not reserved for special occasions.And cultures/traditions are a lot more than hollidays. They are the food, the drink, how to consume them, the clothes, the history, the daily routine, the taboos... It doesn't matter if the current leader declares chrismas, hanuka, or quanza, you are gonna get shitfaced with your grandpa, as you butcher the pig, on the spirit the kid helped smuggle from the kitchen, while the women folk prepare the rice for the filling. And you will have a lot more community building event from slaughtering and distributing a pig with the neighbors, than any transwoman celebration event..
>>491688850What a bad princess.
>aislop
What do they feed students in Millenium?
Is the official asmr stuff pirateable yet or must I shell out the dough for hina pampering
>>491691593Hyakkaryouran
What the fuck is her problem?
>>491692407You must buy.
>>491692237lol
>>491684529Dont dare to compare my pure and cute Wakamo wife with the disgusting evil whore that is Tamashit faggot, i hope she is reveled to be Daji so shiptrannies can kill her character for good, also new doujinshi of Wakamo scanned today on sadpanda
>>491692598>Dont dare to compare my pure and cute Wakamo wife with the disgusting evil whore that is Tamashit faggotThey are literally the same characterWith the same voice actor
>>491691890Students for this feel?
>>491692497Damn...DAMN!
>>491692013>Sumire in a club by herselfWell that's kind of sad... Maybe Shiroko visits often enough to become an honorary member?
>>491690690STOP THATI NEED TO SAVE FOR NY.AKARI
>do a meetup with Mika>she gives me her "CHOCOLATE roll cake">emphasizing the chocolate partDid the schizo make it into the dev team?
>>491692676>self destructive cynic characterLiterally Seia
>>491692754Mika was always schizo coded
>>491692676>doomer
>491692754Too obvious. Try not using a randomized filename next time.
>>491692397>What do they feed Yuuka?ftfy*
>>491692695There's Rei, but I think she's just a temporary member on loan from the baseball team.
>don't use randomized filenamesHmmm. Nyo.
>>491688163>>>each morningare you actually retarded
>>491685158Hiero. The lantern is a fine addition to spice things up without being overwhelming to manage.
>>491691698>>491692001>>491692013>>491692095>>491692470All correct >>491691992I'd give you this as right, but sIzuna has mystic defense and she's playable. So I'm calling it 0.5 points.The right answers are: Medical emergency, Training club, Hyakkaryouran.This was the tricky question of the night, as it is a tradition by now.As for the next question: Besides NY Fuuka, Ui and Kokona. Which other student has the ability to reduce the skill cost for her allies?
>>491676228it's kinda funny how absolutely nobody talks about Shuro anymore
randomized filename
>>491692947Millennium should pay Abydos' debt and absorb them into their school.
>>491693080Shiroko Swimsuit
>>491692598Did you ever get 100 affection?
>>491693141YOU CAN'T DO THAT CHISE
>>491693080Kikyou>HyakkaryouranThat makes sense actually and probably the one you were going for
>>491693090Because dev team abandoned Volume 5 for garbage Hoshitno
Ok lore question (I am a new fag who is very early in the main story so if this gets answered later on just tell me) But like what's the whole deal with Kivotos anyway. Why's it all high schools. Why are the students learning military warfare and such.
>>491693141
It may not seem like it but this is a Hasumi general.
>>491693080japanese kazoos
>>491693080Wet wolf
>>491693053I'm not saying you can't use them, just that it makes you too obvious.
>>491693090Oh, like you're doing now? HUH? HUH? HUH?
>>491693141the game would be 25% better if random students showed up instead of Arona when rolling
>>491693287
>>491693307I've been becoming more interested in Hasumi recently.
>>491692754mika is a schizoattracts schizosloved by schizoshated by schizos
>>491693080sShiroko and I feel like there was someone else
>>491691092imagine how big her clit is...
>>491689041I'm shamelessly playing the danmachi game revenue be dammed. I miss memoria freese
>>491693287Don't think too hard about it
>>491693425what does that have to do with chocolate
Miyako status?
>>491693287That's the setting, and it's all you need to know
>>491692087Azoo Ring
>>491693393Thank you sensei o7 I will keep reading. I have been staying on the abydos storyline even though I unlocked the game dev one too. We must rescue hoshino>>491693538>>491693616That's also what I was thinking. I should just stop overthinking and enjoy the cute girls huh
>astronauts are stuck on thee ISS till FebruaryCan they play Blue Archive up there?
I...
>>491693551>did the schizo make it into the dev teamidk bro
>Meet Mika>Have sex with Mika while she giving me a wing huglifeisgood.jpg
>>491693610Winning
>>491689041literally gfl2 global. im absolutely playing it (though no clue if itll hold my attention - needs enough lolis to come out)
Yuuka is doing this to Maki tomorrow
>>491693665>>491693287We simply do not know. The Kaiser President seemed to think that he could turn all of Kivotos into "Cooperate City" instead of "Academy City" when he took over, so I imagine the current state of Kivotos is something that the ancients set up long ago and has persisted until now.
It may not seem like it but this general is a Serika.
>>491692662>They are literally the same characterOne is cute virgin girl that would destroy half of the city just to see (you) and would suppress herbloodlust just so (you) can be proud of her, the other one is prostitute with multiple incarnations in the history where her only goal was to kill people, gain power and see how many can she fuck before she is killed, also she jumps on the dick of ANY male character in the screen, going so far that she literal cucked her "true soulmate and love" in the summer because she was on heat.>With the same voice actorYes, Chiwa Saito is a top tier seiyuu
>>491693887Impossible because I'm doing Maki tomorrow.
>>491692662>They are literally the same characterJesus do FGOcucks really
wakamo is tamashit if tamashit was beautiful and good, which tamashit is neither.
>>491693287First rule, stop applying human logicThe students aren't human, this isn't earth, you should have noticed the halos already They aren't learning military combat, that's just their way of life, it comes natural to them, no one teaches them itDon't think of them as schools, think of them as countries that are each independent from each other, but they all come together to form Kivotos, kinda like Europe.They don't learn military at the schools they learn maths and shit, although you never actually see this because the learning part really isn't important to the game, there are no teachers except sensei, there are no adults in this world except sensei, the girls only listen to audio tapes in school to learn classes, this is a society of only children, Kivotos is the Greek word for ark, sensei comes from a different world to reach these children, he is the only human in this story ever. None of the children are human, they have halos.Think of not as an anime version of Kids Next Door and you'll be closer to understanding it, except the story is about there being one good adult the children can trust in the end, called sensei. Even if they all hate him initially, they all grow to trust over time.
>>491694021Let's be real, Wakamo would do the same thing. The only difference is that there's only 1 male in Kivotos so she doesn't have anyone else to pounce except Sensei while she's in heat. That's why Wakamo has so much NTR art
>>491693193>>491693260>>491693313>>491693337>>491693461All correct The right answers are: sShiroko and Kikyo. Both reducing by 1. For the last question of the night, I saved what could be that hardest one of the night so let's see how well you do.The question is: "Idol Punch" is:>A) A Skill>B) A Bond Item >C) A Weapon's Name >D) A Hobbie>E) A Nickname >F) None of the above
>>491694109THAT'S YOUR SONYOU CAN'T DO THAT
>>491693938Kaiser president doesn't know shit, he's just another NPC in the end>It's something that has persisted until ancient timesThis isn't even the first Kivotos, this is just the newest iteration of the world. Basement man talks about how this world seems to keep resetting over time.
All Serika makes me feel is a strong desire to molest her in public and force her into extremely inappropriate situations.
>>491694214A
>>491693819Molesting Mika in public
>>491694214WAIT JUNNIKER DONT EAT THE OLD MAN SHE'LL KICK YOUR LIVERF
>>491694330Someone has to teach her the birds and the fleas
I would never put Serika into such situations.
>>491694214f
>>491694198>ai sloppaDamn.
bag never posts Akira
Shiiiiet Ako where my Henessy at?
>>491694214F?
>>491694585Akirafags are the biggest posers in this general, not a single one of them sent a ticket to change her iconic line and all they do is try to start shit with Wakamofags for relevance, very pathetic and embarrassing, she deserves better fans
>>491694480Same
>>491694330You sound like that nag Chihiro. There is literally nothing wrong with keeping it in the family. Logically I am owed Maki's first time and every time after that.
my heart hurts and has been palpitating ever since i was rudely woken up from my siesta yesterday is it over for me
DO NOT GRAB THE WAKAMO
>>491694789but wakamofags were the ones to start the fight
>>491694774>Student council in charge of entire Kivotos in based on the jewsWhat could they have meant by this
>>491681184You forgot the "Blue Archive" at the end
>>491694198i think you were just a FGOcuck, but now i see you are just cuck obsessed shitposting faggot ,this is my last (you) enjoy it nigger
>>491694953I've been feeling that every day for the past few years. Hydrate properly and eat your meals on time.
>>491694774>named after ValkyriesNever knew there was a Kanna, Fubiki and a Kirino Valk
>>491694154i feel the exact opposite but okay
>>491695019I commissioned a ton of it, yes.
>>491694180>They don't learn military at the schoolsSRT>you never actually see thisYou get a snippet in Tokis momos, as an instructor robot is holding a class, and there are several mentions, like Yoshes class ending early because the instructor robot got a stomach ache>there are no adults in this worldAlmost all the animal things are adults, like Master Shiba. Also germatia, and the folks in Arius "training" the squad, imprinting their "badness">this is a society of only childrensee above, plus robots, with intelligence level of kaiser leaders, capable of overturning it>he is the only human in this story everrailgun collabNot wanting to argue, just pointing out that there are literally no explanation to 99% of the questions one may ask, because everything is being contradicted constantly (like how there are several valentine meetups taking up the entire day, yet you have been on 100+of them)
>>491695019>b-but they started itLiterally changes nothing he stated.
>>491695080is this the new normal when getting old...
>peroro limited chocos are couples onlyi bet some students have animalperson/robot sugar daddies
meanwhilehttps://img3.gelbooru.com//images/57/68/5768b3cb7d1f4361d161e81ebaa4ad4d.jpg
>>491694808My brother.
>>491695065fgocucks are always easy to distinguish
>>491695502Meanwhile neither of them look like that
>>491694480purest form of love
>>491695502>https://img3.gelbooru.com//images/57/68/5768b3cb7d1f4361d161e81ebaa4ad4d.jpgFake, Akira is flat and not in a sexy way
>>491694842*cums*
>>491695252>(like how there are several valentine meetups taking up the entire day, yet you have been on 100+of them)Clearly Sensei is a speedster and a time lord.
>>491694497>>491694524>>491694572>>491694619Incorrect The answe is: D) A Hobbie, and it belongs to Shizuko. And that's it for this week's trivia. It's been a long while since I did any and I'm glad there are still people around who want to participate. I planned to continue where I left but then I realized that my notes were a complete mess and I didn't have the time to make it work, so I had to come out with a different quiz.Here are the scores for today, the quiz was on the hard side because of how wide the range of students was, so I can't blame you for not getting plat this time.Next week: Valentine momotalks, since we are still in the season for it.
>>491695502>both off-modelMeh.
>>491694953Idk but I tried drinking 5g of fish oil today to see what'd happen and all that happened is I feel really relaxed but mentally clear so maybe try that
>>491695252You might be autistic >But robot people are all adults, they're like super adults They aren'tThey're not even real people in this soap opera for the forgotten gods to act out It's like a guy watching angel beats and complaining how it can't possibly be the afterlife because he doesn't think there's schools in the afterlife and it doesn't make sense to him because he found some small minute thing to argue
All Serika makes me feel is a strong desire to abandon Abydos.
My back hurts /bag/
>see this on the groundwhat do
Is Neru dead weight?
>>491695820You don't have that DOG in you. Pussy.>>491695832Have your student wife massage it for you, duh
*causes retarded drama every thread*
blue archive pvp hero fps when korea would go crazy
>>491695832Start stretching and exercising before it's too late bro
>>491695832Lift with your legs & / or loose some weight, fatty.
>>491695875Does she look heavy to you?
>>491694480Got hard reading it
>>491695974Why does wakamo cause so much bullshit isn't she just a fox who loves her sensei
>>491694180>>491695808>there are no adults in this world except sensei
>2 years later>turn on My 600 Pound Life>see YuukaWhat do?
>>491696206She has some schizos.
>>491695808Robots and the animal people ARE adults, at least in relation to the students. The entire reason Hoshino doesn't trust you at the beginning is because she thinks you are just like the Kaiser bots and Gematria
>>491695875>dead weight
>there are no adults in this world!!serika works parttime for a noodlemaster dogman.
Next poster is a molester
>>491694585Akira is a vapourware student who absolutely is NOT a Sensei respecter, unlike Wakamo. Akira would absolute make non-consensual clasdestine recordings of Sensei if not straight up kidnap him against his will. If anything, Wakamo is ironically pretty much the sanest and most likable of the Prisoners so far.
>person is a little enthusiastic for their student>OMG SCHIZOWhy is /bag/ like this? Fuck you.
>>491696284Of all the girls to have schizos, why her? So strange
>>491696237Male students confirmed
>>491696206She has her dedicated haters in the general. Also her association with Australians
>>491695974>first azoos>now wakaWhat's the source for this dance?
>>491696484Akemi has a largely likable personality so far.>>491696586>>491696615Fuck if I know why, I guess people are bored.https://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/text/wakashart/
>>491696673What is her association with australia lmao
Since there are no males does Koharu's porn feature robot people?
Is Makoto fine at 3-stars for Cheesed insane, or does she need to be at higher rarities to perform well? I don't want to invest in her if I have to spend elephs on her. She seems borrow core.
>>491696823A guy in /bag/ bought her fig and posted the digital receipt in AUD. People ran with it.
>>491695974Look at that huge bushy tail hot damn
>>491696831No? Elves don't exist in the real world but you know what they are
>>491696586Are you the cafe tap reminder guy?
>>491696206When something is pure evil people want to corrupt it, and Wakamo love is pure
>>491696880Just borrow her
>>491695832>stopped lifting for a few years>did a ton of cardio>developed low back/SI joint pain and a tweaky hip joint >always wake up with moderate pain>stretching alleviated it but only temporarily>start lifting again>pain vanishesI'm pretty sure my hip joint pain was being caused by weak/imbalanced medial glute muscles if that helps at all. Pain can be hard to diagnose though so just address weakpoints till it goes away.
mutsukimutsuki
>>491696990Yeah that's what I've been thinking too. She seems to just love her sensei and people (niggers) want to fuck with it. Do we say nigger on this board btw? Is that savoir faire here?
>>491696831It features me. Played in 素人 ya know, could've gone pro if I hadn't joined Schale.
>>491696984You got somethin' to say, PUNK?
How do Elephs work?Do I get a limited girl if I spend enough Expert permits on her gems?
>>491696823Ozzies collectively have good taste in studentwives is what it means
>>491696586>burning her tail on the exhaustdumb dog
>>491697231*Aussies, but yes I agree.
>>491697208Not really, it's just that you are very easy to spot.
I respect Wakabros but only if they're the kind that prefer her with a thick bush.
>>491697157>Do we say nigger on this board btw?Yes and no is more funny when you call someone a nigger if you just post a image of Momoi with the word nigger
>>491697290Yeah, I have been considering not doing it anymore.
>>491697472If you stop posting, they win.
>>491697226It explicitly says you can't redeem students by buying their elephs from the expert permit shop
>>491697280>>491697280>>491697280For you bro. >>491694585
>>491697580>4 minutes agoTypical Akiranigger behavior
>>491697623>Finding any possible angle to complainNot a good look, Hovercraftbros.
>>491697226Collect enough elephs for a given student -> Rank her up. From 1>2>3>4>5 stars, at which point you unlock her gun for upgrading in her level up menu and can continue to feed her elephs to rank up her weapon (UE). Starts at UE30, further upgrades to UE40>UE50 at current max. So ranks range 1*>2*>3*>4*>UE30>UE40>UE50.A student has all their base skills unlocked at 3*, UE40 gives an upgrade to one of their skills, and UE50 improves their affinity for one of the three terrain types.>Do I get a limited girl if I spend enough Expert permits on her gems?No. There's even a warning at the bottom of the purchase confirm menu saying so. Elephs from the permit shop are only for upgrading students you already have, mostly for limited and freebie students that you otherwise wouldn't be able to farm or get spooked by.
>>491697580>For you bro. >>491694585Holy gay.
>>491692134you're such an autistic faggot, holy shityou progressives are insufferable and would not thrive in an unmoderated environment because your ideas are against life itselfkill yourself and spare us your trite, empty musings
>>491697565I was basically avatarfagging for months and didn't really notice. I'm trying to post her less because I know it's annoying to see the same shit over and over. In reality, I have very little to say outside of those cafe reminders.
>>491698273waited till the end to reply eh bitchboi?go kneel to whatever current gayparade is being celebrated, while i go and continue to enjoy every day with my friends and family
>>491698624If it's something useful like cafe tap reminders only literal retards would complain about that.I don't really see a problem with someone posting whoever they want as long as they're on topic anyway.Someone keeps posting my studentwife with offtopic garbage lately and it's annoying.
>>491699342That's why I kept doing the tap reminders because I figure they're actually useful. Lately, however, there are other people doing a pretty good job covering the cafe stuff and I haven't been keeping up with it like I had been anyway.
>>491698624Congrats on your rehab.
