>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-1132>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passwordergBloodstain:>>491574857
First for snake lady
>tumblrunbake
>>491687190Okay I'll delete it, there's a delay though so nobody post in it for like 5 minutes
>>491687041I'm weary of life too, anons
>>491687190It won't let me delete it, sorry
>>491687173>no rya pic?
I can't believe I did this first try without any summons
>>491687273>>491687578unbake it or i'm going to plap you to death
wakizashi anon here on standby
sovl
>>491687652Is great star ydbtg territory if it is strength infused? Moveset's pretty bad
>>491688013CheatEgine is always on standby and is free
>>491688215not using 3rd party glowie software
>>491688186
>>491688186bro you literally have 2 summons right there
>>491687652same
>>491687578you're gonna get plapped and then your butt fingered
>>491688358>Asking for something on the glowie site>Summoning a glowie/Being summoned by a glowie>Letting a glowie see your Steam profile in Recently Played With
>>491688358ErTools then
>>491688401>poorly edits them out lmao
O Horn-deck’d beast, from higher sphere delivered. Take root inside the tower’s sculpted keepers. And perched within, we beg of thee; rise.
>>491688401>>491688186HAHAHA HE EDITED THE SUMMONS OUT
>>491688401Why are you disrespectful to the cucks that helped you bro
Those stripped of the Grace of Gold shall all meet death.In the embrace of Meli-Meli's flame.
>>491688186>>491688401
>>491688160>Moveset's pretty badIt's a fucking massive AR bonk stick with bleed that heals you on hit. Much like any other STR weapon you can spam jump R2s and demolish everything. It's absolutely a YDBTG weapon.
Hornsent culture is obviously very channy, but does it lean more chud or tranny?
>>491688756Why did they draw her obese
>>491688816>Ethnostate>Retvrn to crvcible>Whipping and shoving hippies into jars for the lulzDefinitely chud coded
>>491688576Total HornGOD Victory.
>>491688401https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8WXoKrqIi0A LIE WILL REMAIN A LIE
>>491688401>shitty edits, clown suit, 1.8 million runesLmao. Perfect.
>>491688401If I were you I'd just never post again after this embarrassment.
>PlapjakMarika>PlopjakMalenia>PlarpjakFia>PumpjakSellen>PlugjakRoderika
>>491689671Pumpjak?
why hasn't gravity missile been nerfed into the ground like everything else that was obviously bullshit? it should do at least 50% less damage if you detonate it early
>>491689709Pumped out of the Raya lucaria waterways when she drowned like Elisa Lam :(
>>491689848Devman doesn't give a fuck
>>491689848Skill issue. It's fucking useless in PvE, it doesn't need nerfs.>BUT I KEEP LOSING TO IT IN THE PVP MINIGAME!Skill. Issue.
>>491689418wait whats wrong with having tons of runes saved up
>>491689848Because Fromsoft doesn't give two shits about the pvp
>>491689954>It's fucking useless in PvEIt does massive damage with a huge radius and does a full knockdown. What are you talking about?
what's the latest manga chapter
>>491690079In PvE it fucking tickles bosses and ain't gonna do shit to them. You're better off tossing Cannon of Haima or using Fleeting Microcosm there as they both hit harder and do more stagger.
>>491690179Bosses aren't the only enemy in the game you stupid faggot. Everything that isn't an infinite poise monster is instantly trivialized by it. Any room full of mob is permanently stunned for 0 effort.
>>491690340On those rooms of mobs you're better off with Fleeting Microcosm because it'll just kill them all immediately.
>>491690340anything not a boss dies in a few swings of any weapon
>>491686648>>491686852raya lucaria is similar to castle morne, big on the outside but when you're in it's pretty lacking>>491686728summoning is fun and i'm actually surprised it took that long
>>491689961If you die you might lose them, better to spend them on stones or items.
>>491690340>Bosses aren't the only enemy in the game you stupid faggot.they're the only enemy that matters, you can just run past everything else
>>491690607I have over 2m saved because I avoid dying
>>491690340>>491690397>intfags have no int irl
>>491690340>Actually implying trash mobs are worth worrying aboutJust click adulas moonblade and clear the whole room lol
>>491690705How are you so good at avoiding dying?
>>491688816Super chud>ancestor worship>warrior culture>genocide and torture>hate strumpets
>>491690506>fat rolling retard with bloodhound fangThe worst part is that he probably feeds gankers all day but also somehow deletes viglets all day
>>491690607NTA but eventually there's no point if you're doing NG+ cycles. My character I speedran to NG+7 on has max of every purchasable consumable and material and more smithing stones than I could ever spend. What's the sense in spending more runes?
>>491689954>>491690079>>491690397>>491690487>>491690631>no balance considerations should be made for 90% of the game's content>only thing that matters is boss fightssounds like a shit game
>>491690959level more stats
>Elden Ring is real historical events and all the stuff in its lore happened in real life
>>491690974yep, don't blame us, blame miyazaki
>ChudHornsent>TrannyRedmanes>ChannyRaya Lucaria>TrudGolden Order
>>491690974Nice cope.>>491691030I'm already RL200 and don't want to go higher.
If you were forced to choose one character to squat over your face and squeeze out an immense log of the foulest smelling shit, who would it be?
>>491690974it is true though, unfortunately
>>491691207Gideon
>>491691207>forced
>>491691132upgrade more weapons then
>>491690758grav missile has slightly more range so you can kill shit through walls, which is pretty useful in the dlc specifically because of all the ambushes
Why are there no big stone fist weapons like Hellboy?
>>491691081>RedmanesWhat are you talking ab->Strong womxn warrior that looks like a female to male troon>Heckin' wholesome big gay leader that takes it up the ass>Lost to a womanUHHHHHHH
>>491691420I have fucking hundreds of every smithing stone and there's no other weapons I want to use than the ones I have. What's the fucking point?
>>491691207Sellen
Man putrescent knight is a complete joke if you have poise and can tank an attack. He staggers so easily.
>>491691973When I fought him for the second time I found him very easy to rollslop I don't know why
>>491689961Nothing. But there's no way he could've gotten to Elden Beast with 2mil runes without farming like a pscyhopath for days on end.Which means this is probably a NG+ cycle, likely a 2nd or 3rd, and just adds to his goofy post
Is the Putrescant Knight a he or a she
>>491692232They/Them
people "debating" whether or not the divine gate healed miquella's curse when he's 12 feet tall instead of a kid makes me sad, "his curse is nascency" makes me want to kill myself
>>491692135He's very easy to kill but I'm trying to learn his moveset with a big weapon and just about every safe opening misses because the asshole won't stop running away all the time. If I allow myself to tank a hit then it's no longer a problem and basically stunlock him to death.
Should I level strength past 60 or should I start to dip into other stats?
>>491687652Now beat the boss without fighting him in the first place
>>491691579You mean like golem fist from the dlc?
>>491692787other stats
>>491692846HmmmmmmmI never saw thatThank you
Anon who wanted the Wichitaw, you still here?
>>491693059It's a pain in the ass to get so I don't blame you.
>>491690850pay attention to your surroundings?
>>491692787you shouldn't even go past 54
near-instant shouts that do damage are the attacks I hate the most
>>491692787Others
>>491693324Strength can go above 99 when Teo handing
>add detailed structure. >dump an important item(s) next to it>serve no other functionI swore this thing was going to be used to burn the skibido tree but no
>>491693456doesn't mean you should do it
>>491693351Yeppers
>>491693515It even has a map iconThey probably planed at some point to use it to burn the scadutree and change the world but of course they ran out of time
>>491693515the skibidis not even being in the bowl really irks me
>>491672910What did this anon mean?
>>491692232This: >>491692263But unironically. The knight is comprised of the bones and decay of MANY individuals, it's a conglomerate. It doesn't have a gender. You literally need to describe them with plural pronouns.
>>491693515Cut content, an expected thing from Fromsoft at this point
>>491693908Not in armored core games, the only FROM games with actual polish and care.
>>491694026Just took them 10 years.
>>491694181Hey better that than zero effort slop like DS2 or Sekiro.
>>491688123Everything about Godwyn is sovlful
>>491693709he meant that your imagination is too active
>>491691207I would choose Marika. At least it will be gold.
I never have and never will summon or use spirits for remembrance bosses.
>>491694420But how? Whyd he say that? What about it?
>>491693515It was obviously part of that cut scene where Miquella points at the tree
>>491692232He because female knights never existed
>>491693515All the evidence points that this should've been the place to use Messmer's kindling.>Enir Ilim was sealed off by the erdtree people so it would make sense that the Shadow Keep was there to prevent hornsent from even attempting to unseal it>in the story trailer we can see human Romina in Belurat during Messmer's siege so why the fuck is she defending the sealing tree in Rauh>the path past Lion is completely irrelevant because of the pointless teleport>the whole sequence with Miquella presenting the unveiled scadutree from the trailer that doesn't exist in the retail game
>>491687041Is this what miyazaki intended?https://files.catbox.moe/wmuz58.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/goyzle.mp4
>>491694848imagine if fromsoft was forced to commit to what they show in trailers
>>491694854>3 minutes>2 minutesshit's a movie
>>491694854Brevity is the soul of wit
>>491694854It's too LOOONG
>>491695128>>4916953412 minutes or 3 minutes is not long at all take your adhd meds, bunch of tiktok gen alpha kids
>>491695481>Malenia the first time she saw Miquella fully erect
>>491695584good post
>>491694854whats with the audio desync
>>491695556Yeah, no, I prefer Poopaslop
>>491694562Cool story bro, you want a medal? A trophy? Maybe a handjob? Yeah I bet you'd like me to jerk your tiny cock, fag.
>>491695714What'd uo with the items on the floor?
>>491695846A feeble attempt at preventing you from pulling the lever
>>491696005That's mean though, why would they do that?
>>491696109Because they're mean...
>>491695714>Is that 1 MINUTE AND 3 SECONDS? That wouldnt fit into the tiktok 30 second video only format! WAAA TOO LONG, DISCARDED
>>491695714wheres the subway surfers
>>491696109Because the average tauntcel in this game is 100 times scummier than 10 of the sweatiest niggerest invaders put together
What's the point in all these crazy ashes of war if 90% of enemies/bosses have tiny punishment windows?
>>491696193Videos there can be 10 minutes long, tiktoklet
>>491696404So gankers can feel like they have skill
>>491696404To get paid to be in your office animating them
>>491696193Blud unironically be thinking 'toks can't be longer lmfaoooo
>>491696404If you actually have vig and/or good armor you can trade hits and do massive damage. I know you people treat getting hit like a personal offense inflicted upon you by the universe but it's fine really, HP is just another resource.
>>491696404You're supposed to use ironjar aromatic for the fancies ashes
>>491695714>"Look mom, I posted it again!"
>>491694854I still want to play this game for a MLGS run but I ain't giving the demake money nor buying a fucking console just for one fucking game
>>491696756This. Why do people think 60 VIG is made into such a big deal? Because the game unironically plays better and you can actually trade for shit.
>>491696814If you just want the single player you can emulate it. But the pvp is still active on ps5 and invasions in this game are peak.
>>491697493>emulate itI don't fucking know how to do this
>Poorfag wedding rituals are usually just toned-down versions of elite wedding rituals>Royal wedding would be a grand reception with foreign dignitaries and a giant cake baked in the palace kitchens>Normie wedding is friends and family at a rented ballroom and a cake ordered from a bakery>Liurnian royalty wedding tradition has the bride gifting her groom a massive fuckoff enchanted sword that fires beam slashes>Sellen gifts us a magic dagger that fires glintstone pebble, while offering to let us move in with her if the Elden Lord thing doesn't work out
>>491696814>MLGS runIt's a somewhat underwhelming faith weapon.>nor buying a fucking console just for one fucking gameThe original is pretty easy to run on an emulator and you cool stuff like 60 fps (or 120 but the physics start to break at that point), an easy toggle for pure white and pure black world tendencies if you connect to the private online server and bunch of mods on nexus.
>>491697949did you know that glintstone kris was originally a gift from radagon to marika
>>491698008>spoilerW H A TT H EF U C K ?
heh, the mimic tear boss doesn't know that smithscript daggers go further than melee range, so it only attacks then.
>>491698075NTA but it was presented to Raya from Leyndell so I assume Raddy wrote home about the cool sword he got and Marika went "man those swampniggers have weird traditions, we'll send them a knife I guess"
>>491693515as others said, it was obviously planned to be something else. maybe another ending in that you were given the choice to burn one of two things; one makes you fight miquella, the other to let him go (the scene from the trailer).zero reason to have one of the hardest bosses guarding it if it serves no purpose.
>>491691207Needle Knight Leda
>>491688756Whoah Momssner
>>491699070>zero reason to have one of the hardest bosses guarding it if it serves no purpose.The really hilarious part of this whole bizarreness is lorewise Gaius is almost a perfect Zanzibart. A complete literal who, turns out to be one of the hardest bosses, and the lore is just "oh he's friends with that other guy you already know about"All we were missing was him having one(1) line of dialogue saying "forgive me Zanzibartette..." and us killing that albinaric woman behind him to loot some shit talisman called "Zanzibartette's Token"
>>491698903No? It was for Leyndell, but it was made in Raya Lucaria.>Ritual blade once presented to Leyndell by the Academy of Raya Lucaria to celebrate their newfound peace.
>>491699321>muscles>MessmerPick one
>>491698075>>491698903>>491699462>Ritual blade once presented to Leyndell by the Academy of Raya Lucaria to celebrate their newfound peace.What the fuck are you guys even talking about?
>>491699393>Forgive me, Gaea>kills his boar
Should I even bother trying to beat Radahn or should I just consider the DLC finished after killing Leda and her faggot squad and go into NG+
>I deleted the recording last month before uploading it to youtube so I had to do it again because of autismwell here's another RL1 no-hit no blessing Putrescent Knight
>>491699321I hate coomer mods so much.
>>491699589what
>>491699613It's what I'm thinking about doing. I'm saving Trina and I will make sure she grows big and strong again!
>>491692559Imagine if the twist was he wanted to raise Malenia to godhood to heal her instead haha I hate Miyazaki btw
>>491699393he also comes out of nowhere in a dungeon that has the poster boy as its finale; he's also harder than said poster boy. the shadow tree avatar feels similar in that he comes out of nowhere, from the exact same dungeon with a wide open area and just him in the center of it.
>>491700029miquella would heal malenia with his cum
So Gaius was 100% fucking that albinauric girl in the shack, right?
>>491700624>gaiushe would watch while miquella does the job
>I abandon here my super strong RL480000 sister with a loyal super strong army who could solve this plot in 5 minutes
why DID Miquella leave notes saying what he abandoned, including his love? Who the fuck did he expect to read them? Why? To make them want to kill him?
>>491700624She has his underwear so yeah.
>>491700828>Alright I need to do an ACV snipe operation on Radahn so I'm having the Haligtree's most elite troops blitz across the entire continent to run him downBut my lord! What about the Needle Knights and the Dryleafs?>Don't invite those guys, tell them to fuck off and come back in 200 years
>>491701058>also tell nobody what I'm doing or where I am so they blow themselves up for no reason
>In a car on a road trip with these guys>Miquella's drivingHow scared are you?
>>491700624101% even, and the boar helped him thrust.
>>491699393him having reused Tree Sentinel animations and a generic OST used by other bosses felt like trolling
>>491701246>The other options are a cripple and the cripple's slightly-less-crippled daughterI close my eyes and think really hard about how cool it would be to become Elden Lord one day. Hopefully when this road trip turns into a multi-lane pileup mass casualty event on the freeway I'll retain my guidance of grace and wake up an hour later at home.
>>491699926Same but for some reason I like that Messmer one, at least from that 5 seconds webm.Would never play as that shit but it's more or less thematically fitting
>start up new playthrough>throw on taunter's tongue in limgrave>half the invaders just severwhy does this keep happening? it's not like i'm sitting in place waiting for them. some of them even sever before they've even seen me for some reason.
>>491701417are you alone or do you have a summon with you?
>>491699393>>491700503>>491701398Remembrance boss btw :DDD
>>491701413it's a joke to the other three because they can survive car crashes with their god super strength and are confused why you can't
>>491701246how does malenia fitdoes the roof fold?
>>491701246>>491701413>The other options are a cripple and the cripple's slightly-less-crippled daughter>The other options are a BLIND cripple and the cripple's slightly-less-crippled SUICIDAL AMNESIAC daughterIf I'm not allowed to take the wheel Miqqy is unironically the best driver available
>>491701471i'm alone
>>491701770Maybe it's a hatchback or van with its seats down and she's laying on top.
>>491701770>>491701953Maybe she took her prosthetics off so she's a fleshlump in the backseat
>>491701880summon at least 1 friend with you then count the percentage of invaders that sever out
>>491701417also, on this matter, what the fuck is causing this shit where invaders do a fuckton of damage to me and then i barely chip away at them? we're supposed to be fairly similar in levels and weapon upgrade level yet they're doing what must be 400-500 damage a hit while i actually do some crazy shit like 150 damage on a greatsword. it's not even a lightning infusion in rain situation, they just straight up do more damage.
>>491699994>AI slop
>>491702174Everyone is drawing her gay twin instead.
>>491699321sex
>>491688401King
>>491700504By my calculations he has fucked her around 400k-500k times so I don't think it works that way.
>>491702356She has a ton of art
potting and watering Malenia with rich soil and ample sunlight
How is the MLGS nowadays? I haven't played int since the patch were they supposedly nerfed it. Still good?
>>491703013Still one of the only int melee weapons and its cool
I dislike the "Hoisting big sword on your shoulder" pose....
>>491702012strapped into a baby seat
>>491702741No she does not
>>491699321I love coomer mods so much.
>>491703523She does, and you're just trying to prompt me into posting more so you don't have to put in the effort of finding them for youI WONT DO IT I WONT DO IT I WONT DO IT
>>491703765I'm just sharing my experience it is not that deep, bro.
Glup Gaius.
Shorter for the kids this time.https://files.catbox.moe/ikjt4h.mp4
singles decides my new character's name
>>491704346just post a webm on 4chan man, why is this so difficult for you?
>>491704452Goontroon69
>>491704524I dont want to.
>>491704525vetoed
>>491704452>>491704620Troonergoon96
>>491704452Nigger obliterator.
>>491704680it shall be done
did a reduvia playthru. base STR/DEX and 60 ARC. holy rape.
>>491704949what's your usage percentage between your R1 and L2 button?
>>49170513550/50
>>491704346I'm not clicking that, poat it as a webm
Type Bs in VR...
>>491705550She looks like she fucks black tarnished
>>491705651cringe
>>491704452She looks like she kisses her dog too deeply and too long. She tells herself she'd never actually go THAT far but has already been getting used to a knotted dogcock dildo she ordered off the Elden-net and has only masturbated to canine erotica for the past few months
>>491705651American bed time story
>Paw print shaped mending rune that locks in an eternal age of Caelid rotdog knotting
>>491705651
>>491691207rya
Confessor or Prophet for my NG+ faith character?
>>491705651shalom
>>491707067you can change class in ng+??!
>>491707067Anon...
Stop calling hornsents chudRead descriptions based on themThey believe themselves to be "the chosen people" the game says thisThey also have large nosesThey're jews>but merchantsThe merchants are gypsies, Kale is even named after a gypsy group
>>491707215No
>>491709226I thought the hornsent were chinks, they literally have dancing lions and carve people into meat piles, not to mention they're yellow as fuck
>>491709226Speaking of, if you listen to the merchants speak you'll quickly see that most of their shit is stolen. They're massive thieves. And the ones who complain about not being able to afford food always have food on them, they're trying to manipulate you into giving you money. I went to Europe a few times and my only interactions with gypsies matched this. I thought euros were overreacting when they said they were awful people.
>>491709446Yea, it's an allegory.
>>491709446Chinese are yellow jews
>>491709616Well you're not wrong
Is the Gazing Finger the only Colossal that actually feels good to use against other players?
>>491709616Fuck you amerimutt faggot we are not jews we arent shady we arent scummy we dont take advantage of people we are honorable and responsible for 99% of your modern technology and your guns
>>491707215>>491708229Confessor or Prophet for my NG faith character?
>>491710168Flip a coin, heads for confessor, tails for prophet then open this spoiler Pick depending on the half second of disappointment/relief on whether you got the result you secretly wanted
>>491710168confessor
>>491710585I've read that prophet is technically better but their starting armor is ugly as fuck and it would take a while to find anything decent to replace it with
>>491710705>their starting armor is ugly as fuckfuck you
>>491709976what's so good about it?
>>491712553The L2 is faster than the R1 and deals 1000+ damage.
Elden Ring anime when?!?!(pic not rel)
>>491712845anime implies some kind of coherent plotfromsoft does not believe in such outdated concept as a ploti would dig a proper western-style graphic novel in a modern setting, though
>>491712845https://armoredcore.fandom.com/wiki/Secret_Levelif AC is getting a TV episode and GRRM is talking about an ER show then it's only a matter of time
So this looks really cool and fun but is there anything somewhere in between DMC7 and Elden Ring? Something that makes ER more fun without trivializing the game and having overly flashy effects?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWVbnqN0RaE
>tumblr>boys in dressesI hate it here, man
>>491713439this artstyle is so repulsive, it's like a combination between modern globohomo corpo artstyle and tumblr trannyshit
Fix your posture NOW
>>491710705if you care about efficiency, prophet usually requires 1 level less than confessor to max your shit
I don't know why anyone fucks with swift glintstone shard when these exist. Hell because of these I barely understand wasting a memory slot on even the pebble.
>>491713439>>491713618>>491713759I want to cast inescapable frenzy upon the faggot responsible for making these atrocities
they should have added various clothes with low weight.
>>491714130just assume they were genderswapped lolis are always cool
>>491713439>modern settinguh oh
>>491717590just farm those nobles gaijin
>>491709451>Speaking of, if you listen to the merchants speak you'll quickly see that most of their shit is stolen.Any actual evidence for this or headcanon?>And the ones who complain about not being able to afford food always have food on them,Pretty sure the one in caelid sells meat but the one in the weeping peninsula doesnt have any food. Not sure.
>>491717805oh to be the snake sliding between Messmi's thighs
>>491713439>western-style graphic novel in a modern settingabsolutely disgustingman just write the coffee shop fic and get it outta ya system
>>491713439This might be the most disgusting shit I've ever seen posted in these threads
Anyone else getting disconnected a lot randomly from the servers?
>>491716038>>491717475>>491718438>>491718535LOL, still much better than Porn Marika.The art is mediocre and lazy, but at least has distinct style, which is always a plus. And it's refreshing to see comfy, chill fanart instead of oversexualized coomer, fujo or yume fetishes.
>>491720148>watermark on AI trash
>>491720351it's not going anywhere no matter how much you cry about it
>>491720148its really not
>tfw never got lightning arrow back
>>491721318This, kek. Marika goon threads are self-contained autism that rarely even invades the general She isn't even posted ITT
>>491720148It's just as bad.>>491721517>rarely even invades the generalFuckin lol. "Marika" gooners are fucking pests and they've shat up a ton of these threads.
>>491721475lorreta's arrow
>>491721714>Fuckin lol. "Marika" gooners are fucking pests and they've shat up a ton of these threadsWhen? Last thread she was only posted what, like two times? If I didn't know any better I'd say you're overreacting because you have an agenda of some kind.
>>491721886The last couple of months? Just because some threads are unaffected doesn't mean those faggots don't show up often.
>>491721743>int>can't manually aim it accurately >can't move while holding it>projectile is slowerIt's not the same.
>>491722070Your bias is obvious as fuck
>>491722398So is your newfaggotry
>>491721714Tourist anon pls
>>491722129>>intNot an issue.>>can't manually aim it accuratelySkill issue.>>can't move while holding itSkill issue.>>projectile is slowerSkill issue.
>>491723124You got any Loretta's bow webms?
>>491723297Yeah but if you wanna see 'em it's gonna cost you.
is it possible to get back over there once you burn the erdtree?
>>491722129Who needs that trash when we got fucking GATE OF BABYLON?
>>491721886It's just some bitter freak that doesn't want to see men enjoy things.
>>491721886>Last thread she was only posted what, like two times? If I didn't know any better I'd say you're overreacting because you have an agenda of some kind.thank goodness that porn spam stopped, it was unbearableI love me some marika's tits like any normal person, but that model was so fucking ugly
>>491688809Did I beat the game?1st: Heavy Zweihander2nd: twin petal whips
>>491723602If you think that porn is ugly, then you really need to take testosterone pills
Nevermind the constant tumblrslop art and retarded shipping spam, the real problem is 2 images of a sexy lady.
>>491722129>JUST now notice Loretta's Greatbow model is the same as the lightning arrow one just scaled upB R A V OM I T S U Z A K I
>>491723721let me explain to you like a man to a troon:there are fuckable womenthere are ugly womenporn with fuckable women is coolporn with ugly disfigured women is disgusting and desperate
>>491723721Or perhaps you need to get some better taste
>>491723562We're in a general for discussing a video game, not for a bunch of lonely retards to have group fap sessions
>>491723683>1st: Heavy ZweihanderPoisebreak spam jump R2 stick, no.>2nd: twin petal whipsBleed spam, also no. Sorry bro.
>>491724217How about my latest series?Big bonk stick (holy flavor)Pike w/ greatshield (no AoW on shield)SorceriesRotten greataxeHoly Golem twinblade
>>491724031>>491724081Any porn
>>491724603>Big bonk stick (holy flavor)Any big ass heavy weapon is going to cheese the game by doing ridiculous amounts of damage and stagger with singular hits, specifically jump R2s.>Pike w/ greatshield (no AoW on shield)Greatshields are BEYOND busted.>SorceriesEh so long as you're not doing comet azur cheese I would say sorceries are fair game, especially in the DLC where most of the bosses won't be giving you much time or space to cast.>Rotten greataxeSee the first point and then fucking scarlet rot on top of it.>Holy Golem twinbladeGolem twinblade? You mean Gargoyle? That's honest yeah so long as you're not putting bleed on it, which you aren't since you sacred infused.
>>491724809> any porn is good, broooofujoshis of /erg/ approve of this message
>>491725882>think, throbbing bloool
Could someone provide me with a good guide on how to use cheat engine/grandglorious merchant on the Steam Deck?
>>491725984dumb illiterate mongrel
I miss aldia
>>491714076I think I found something close to what I was looking forhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenring/mods/5208
>>491726768isn't steam decklike a mini computer
>>491714130thats just the shining twins though
>>491726768Switch to desktop mode and run it like everyone else on linux retard.>>491729380Yes but he's retarded.
>>491723124Mist retarded post i have seen in a while.
>>491729772Skill issue.
>>491729772>Mist retarded>MistYou lost lol
>>491729908>>491730024Ok so you are both jewish thanks for telling me
>>491730171Skill issue.
>>491730430And you are a jew issue
>>491730171>>491730730there is no need to seethe this hard, friend
>>491730730Skill issue.
>>491730730Gottem
>>491730824>>491731313>>491731616Jew issue
>DEX/FTH/ARC with Blood FKGS (Spinning Gravity Thrust)>DEX/INT with Star-Lined Sword + Cold Uchigatana (Chilling Mist)No matter how hard I try, I cannot enjoy any other builds aside from these two. This DLC has broken me, I keep making other builds (even ones I enjoyed in the base game) but just end up bored out of my mind before I finish the game and just think of how much I'd rather play one of those two instead.
Genuinely happy that Kitamua isn't doing music for these games anymore, the DLC has a noticeable and pleasing lack of her signature violin/choirslop
What are my options for taking on the endgame areas (Mountaintops, Snowfields, Haligtree, Garum Azula) as an all-rounder character, with only the base game?
>>491732592She doesn't even work for them anymore to my knowledge which is a huge boon to every FROM game. While it's clear they had Kota hold back on the AC6 OST compared to what he normally does for AC games, I'm glad that boring bitch didn't touch it at all. She only makes forgettable boring music.
>>491732717what are you even asking
>>491732717Whatever the fuck you want? What a stupid question. This is a sandbox game with a metric shitload of weapons and spells to choose from. Just pick something you like dude, why are you asking us to play the game for you?
>>491732767>>491732801If I pick the wrong options, my account will get banned because I didn't beat the game.
>>491731804Guys imagine haha if Malenia and Romina were to hypnokiss eachother haha and then strip eachother haha and Malenia would use her rot powers to drain some of Romina afflictions giving her a human lower half hah hah and then they'd make dyke sexual acts before pulling in my tarnished's ass and covering him in rot-stained lipstick marks and draining him until he could no longer walk haha
>>491733040Malenia would kill Romina bro
>>491723559I just got this spell yesterday, very happy to finally get a DLC incant that is actually powerful
>>491723516No, if you missed out anything inside the manor you'll have to retrieve it in NG+
>Land of Shadow and Elden Stars casting animation is the sameIt's so tiresome...
>>491724003no its not, the lightning one uses the dragon slayer greatbow model you nigger
just beat mogh first try without summonsPlease! People actually have trouble with him?
>>491736453sorry could you make this screenshot lower quality? I can still tell what's going on
>>491722612he's right, there were threads were Marika was spammed specifically to spite some posters
The confessor set is so hecking cool bwos, I don't know if I can switch to anything else on this character aside from maybe Goldmask's set
I would have never found the sewer entrance without looking it up online
>>491738787me too desu
>>491738787what sewer?
>>491738787I would never have found Bayle, Midra, or Charo without looking it up online. Navigation in the DLC is a nightmare.
>>491739570Bayle is pretty easy to find though, Abyssal Woods is the nightmare
>>491739570>>491739806finding Abyssal Woods is the best moment in ER
>>491732592The DLC also doesn't feature the best ER composer Yoshimi Kudo, which sucks.
>>491739523The ones below the capital, where the dung eater hid his dung supply
does anyone know why the weather effects arent shown in the rellana boss fight when you are a summon?
>>491739952I found it without issue but without looking it up I would never have figured out what direction you're supposed to go.
I would have never gone to the 3 fingers without online guides.I would have never done varres quest without online guides.I would have never gotten radagons sore seal without online guides, I found the scarseal though. it could all be found if you invest 1000 hours into combing the entire game but most people don't have the time.
I'm in love with you. You know that right?
>>491744045Melina?
>>491744045Ranni...
>>491744045Millicent, clearly.
>>491744045Messmer?
why is the elden ring fanbase so girly and cringe?https://www.reddit.com/r/eldenringdiscussion/comments/1esvxh2/who_is_the_strongest_sorcerer/like 90% are saying "muh waifu ranni :3"everyone is shitting on sellen
>>491700828>plan needs Radahn dead>leaves him a scarlet-rot infested cannibal for potentially years>doesn't mercy-kill at any moment>doesn't send anyone to the radahn festivalSo what? Let him suffer so much he'll accept consorthood? Did Miquella abandon his love before the DLC but the game badly phrases it and makes it look after?
>>491744045Love u too anon
>>491745097This makes no sense. Sellen is canonically the greatest sorcerer who ever lived.
>mfw the dlc permanently ruined the reputations of all the redmanes >even gameplayfags for having shitty reused bosses
>>491745097Why are you on reddit Why do you care about what they sayYou are aware 71% of that place are ai made to give the worst opinions possible to guage people's reactions right?
>>491744538>>491744725>>491744753>>491744961No but I will loyally serve you no matter what my lord. >>491745190Thank you my lord
>>491745097Why do so many people hype Rennala/Rellana/Ranni?
Man, I made a themed joke build and it's pretty alright for duels but my iconic signature spell aspect of crucible: thorns fucking SUCKSit only hits people a third of the time and doesn't do more than 10 damage when it does. I'll still use it because it completes the style but WHAT WHERE THEY THINKING
>follow the Marika sliders that everyone called "accurate" >turns out to be shitENOUGHCaptcha: GAY W4P
>>491738787same but cerulean coast, jagged peak, abyssal woods and entrance to shaman's village
>>491745425>malenia won by not being a incestuous pedo like people memed>ranni won for not being in the dlc and being proven right about the fingers and the implication that carian women are lovesick nerds>sellen won by us getting a bit more primeval current lore and the implication from ymir that whatever the current is is much more impressive than moons>nepheli won by not being in the dlc >roderika won by being implied to have been a shaman >tanith won by us getting more lore of people from her homeland through the dancer boss>millicent won by not being in the dlc>marika won by committing genocide against hornjews and turning many into marikasimps overnight just from a pretty village and sad musicThe actual good characters in elden ring won.
>>491745097Azur and Lusat are the most powerful. No one got to their level even after they left."Since the grand masters Azur and Lusat were driven from the academy, no one has achieved their formerly-held rank."
>>491746302Why is that nose so big? Also from what I've seen 90% of people that post these character sliders have no idea how to manage jaw and cheeks, they always look so weird
>>491746302It's not too far off from her ingame face actually. The cheeks are a little too sunken and the eyes a little too large
>>491746409Best girl Melina was barely even mentionedOnly that she's the sister of Messmer which confirms she's Marika's daughter Will never forgive Michael zaki for this
>>491746521>why is the nose so bigCanonically marika has a big sniffer just like queen Victoria.
>>491746697>she has that wypepo pig nose curlDROPPED
>>491746756Good. Marika is white and looks like a depressed white woman I'm her late 30s. She's prime mentally ill milf material for only white men to enjoy.
The story trailer genuinely got me hyped then the story was a wet fart overall. The hornsent stuff was good but beyond that surface level there was just nothing at all. Nothing even implied that intrigues you enough to dig deeper. How did they fuck up the writing so bad?
>>491746414I think that is more political. As soon as Rennala got with Radagon, they together kicked out Azur and Lusat and fixed up the academy, aligning it with the Golden Order.It's also possible the Carians led a successful school revolt before Radagon came down from Leyndel.
>>491746872>is a trannyYou're right. Makes sense. Enjoy!
>>491746414Rennala was a grandmaster herself, as you see on her statue. She saw her peers crystalize and became horrified. Sellen's choice of words are suspicious. I don't think they were expelled more than re-located like a pair of dangerous artifacts. Sellen is just butthurt her "mentor" got sent into a retirement home slash warehouse.
>>491746885We know why. Miyazaki leaned to deeply into the "vague and let people interpret it" thing he's been humble bragging about doing since ds1 days. He uses it as a crutch, especially now with the dlc. Just as starfield was hoping to use modders as a crutch to fix it
>>491746965Elden ring is only truly for white men and japanese men. Aryans and honorary aryans. Same with all fromsoft games. Demon's souls, dark souls 1, dark souls 2, bloodborne, dark souls 3, sekiro, elden ring. Only made to be enjoyed by those imbued with the aryan spirit and their close allies.
power levels make no sense in these games stop trying to make sense of it
for a stealthy assassin which class would make more sense? they both use stealth in their item descriptions. the confessor is also already an assassin for the church.
I bet Rennala could beat up Marika in a caster duel
>>491747701left is a professional with standardsright is a common cutthroat working for the next bottle of rum
Light of Miquella is LITERERALLY just a slightly bigger version of that shit the big miranda plants do...Miquella is a flower
>at some point the crucible of life is formed in the primeval world>crucible of life is a sort of decentralized system>creatures are born, live, and die, their life-force returning to the crucible>world is basically pure chaos, survival of the fittest, with life-force winding through it in random growth patterns>dragons rise to the top and become the elden lords of the land>the world, ripe with energy, draws the attention of the Greater Will>sends the mother of fingers as its opening move, and the primitive and secretive cults of sorcery form around her progeny>hornsent discover the ability to harness life-force with runes>they begin to gain mastery over the crucible, though most of their magic is primitive and wild>forcibly merge other creatures to the crucible as a source of power, creating the gate of divinity>happens to marika's village>she mad>she contacts the cults of sorcery who by now have an adversarial relationship with the hornsent>the next step in the greater will's plan is by now ripe for execution, and marika is chosen as a vessel>le seduction and betrayal (? not sure what happened there)>marika gains access to the gate of divinity. by now it has become a locus point of sorts for the crucible of life>golden star crashes down and rips open the gate, exposing the crucible>marika gets alien impreg'd by the golden star>the erdtree, gold, and marika herself get injected into the crucible via the wounded gate of divinity>world splits into gold and shadow>marika fucks a snake, messmer genocides>main game happensDid I get that all right?
>>491747607No, Elden Ring is not for rapeables. Your Indo-Iranian rapeableness is welcome only in our beds.
>>491740440What did he compose in the base game?
Why is Azur's staff so good for mages who are at 30 Dexterity? Do people not realize how fucking fast spells become? It only has a 20% cost increase compared to Lusat's, which has a 50% cost increase.
>>491746756oh yeah, she pige
>>491744045Get your hands off my penis Miquella you fucking rapist
>>491748502End game mage builds realize that Carian regal scepter is (merely) the most efficient catalyst. Actual end game mage builds realize (too late) that caring about FP costs is stupid over 50/60 Mind. Blue sippy juice doesn't even fill up your whole bar.
>>491748502It's fun as fuck for rapid fire comet
>>491746697>>491746756>>491748505Do you think when Marika laughs she does that pig snort
>>491746414>look at space>ahhh im going insane!!! im turning into a rock!!!Wilhelm is the strongest.
Viridian Hidden Tear + Cerulean Hidden Tear
>>491747908just wait till you see trina bro>>491748714>50/60 Mind.???
>>491745097She simply wins at everything she does.
>>491749068Yes. Mages shouldn't worry about emptying their blue piss. FP costs literally vanish. You constantly find flask refills while adventuring.
>>491749068Primeval staves become better than Rennala's over a certain Mind cap. Using them at/under 40 FP is just stupid.
>>49174937540 Mind*
>>491749375sorry i prefer to not be an overleveled abomination
pure mage builds are a literal cakewalk in the dlc40 vigor30 dexterity30 endurance10 strength70 intazur's staff + lusat's staff in the right hand (swap out when necessary) godfrey's icon + ritual sword + graven mass + blue scorpion (that's a whopping 30% at base health + 15% if charged)terra magica for an extra 22.50% azur's hat for an extra 10% damage for cometslusat's staff for an extra 10% spell damageso many spell boosting ticks/avenuespromised consort took me around 5 tries>>491749839>overleveled kekmost are beating promised consort over 200i was 175
>>491748264There's some weird parts here and there that I'm pretty sure are incorrect, unless I missed something.The GW might've been present during/before the Crucible. When Placidusax was Elden Lord, an Elden Ring existed prior to the GW. And Placidusax's god disappeared. The GW might've influenced that. But that's just conjecture.Fingers/Metyr aren't the source of Sorcery. Sorcery literally is just primal magic that comes from the Cosmos. Astrologers existed long before the Golden Order and developed into the Sorceries we know today. Now, Metyr does imply the GW is some kind of cosmic being. So some sorceries might've been the result of the GW. But Sorcery in general is just a greater power.There's nothing directly stating Hornsent used/created Runes, just speculation. The Hornsent created the GoD in order to "reach the heavens", very much like the Tower of Babel. Probably physically, and power wise. It seems like they succeeded to some degree since Tower guardians are able to harness Storm powers.Furthermore, their "Jarring" is really just a means for the Hornsent to turn otherwise useless/undesirable people into something better, trying to mirror the amalgamations of life that the Crucible creates.>she contacts the cults of sorcery who by now have an adversarial relationship with the hornsentDon't know where you got this from at all. Marika did pretty much everything on her own as far as we know. Sorcerers either didn't exist at that point, or were just now forming into Raya Lucaria which was an enemy of the GOEverything after >le seduction and betrayal (? not sure what happened there)is completely wrong
>>491750020FAGGOT
If you aren't 80 you're overleveled 125 is for discord troons150 is for reddit cucks200+ is for people who aren't actual fromsoft fans and just play fadsMax level is for genuine retardsNo, seriously, why are people that play at max level so fucking stupid? I've never seen people this dumb and I was a substitute teacher in a majority black school.
>>491750020>most are beating promised consort over 200>i was 175yeah do you want me to repeat myself
Would someone kindly explain to me why, despite this fucking game having 120k concurrent players, no one joins my session?Matchmaking issue? Game issue?New player btw
>>491750260>abloobloobloocope
>>491750252>80Casul
>>491750268Matchmaking issue. Entirely fromsoft netcode Seamless has less people yet the connections are near instant
Hornsent were around for a long time. So long, that they turned or later interpreted their own culture's sorceries as/into incantations, implying that they forgot how they worked, and instead resorted to raw worship.Intelligence precedes faith, and in such a sense you have intelligence derived faiths like golden order fundamentalism, or just Ymir's preachings.
>>491750268What RL are you? As has been pointed out many, many times in this general, lower RL (Like less than 150) is pretty barren.I was even cooping at Godfrey the other day at RL163 and barely getting any hits.The vast majority of people are really high level.
Godrick gets too much shit from the community, he has 1% divine blood yet still tries really hard, that's got to count for somethingHe faced Malenia knowing she was biologically more divine than him
>>491750687NTA but one of my character is level 85 and it looks like I am getting invasions often. (I suck at it because it’s my first time doing invasions.)
I have more pvp encounters playing ng+ at a level 184, than I did playing the game for the first time, especially using taunters tongue. Why?
>>491750864Because the DLC forced everyone to over level and now the "125-150 is where it's at!!!" people are losing their minds.
>>491750712It's mostly because he is one of the more fucked up and cruel of the shardbearers despite not even being a demigod.
>>491750712FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL
>>491751017What should be the ideal level for starting the dlc and ending?
>>491750546>>491750687Rune level 22.Before you say anything, someone would be inclined to believe for there to be enough players for all RL ranges, considering the player count.But, I can conclude matchmaking might be kind of busted, okay, perhaps when I reach RL 120+ things will get better
>>491751110Apparently you're "an idiot" if you're not at least 150 for the DLC, but this really just means you should put enough into Vigor to survive the pain.
>>491751017>over levelNO SUCH THING
>>491751318The average level to beat Promised Consort is 180+ lulHow is that not forcing people to over level?
>>491751405>over levelOver what?
Why are you people talking about overleveling in a pve game?
>>491751253*80Ftfy
>>491751628BUT Muh SEKRIT PVP LEVELS!!!!
>>491751807lol
>>491747860guess I should go with Bandit. could use some character development.
>>491750020That's 80% overall if done/stacked right. Wow.
>>491751807ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR EVERYONE JUST VIEWS RADAHN AS MIQUELLA'S RAPE VICTIM OR WIFE NO ONE CARES ABOUT HIS STOPPING STARS, HIS CONQUEST OF CAELID, HIS PHYSICAL STRENGTH, HIM STOPPING THE STARS, OR HOW HE LEARNED GRAVITY FOR HIS HOSTWHY WHY DO YOU PEOPLE EMBRACE DLC RADAHN AND USE HIM AS A LAUGHING STOCK
>>491752046What? I didn't know he did any of those things, isn't he just Miquella's husband?
>>491752046Yep, and now the Carians are just a Mary Sue faction. Rellana is garbage. Radahn+Miquella is garbage. All garbage. Literally the only people who enjoy this shit are coomers/fags.
Does ranni know about Seluvis's rape dungeon?
Who won? Placidusax or Bayle? Who's the true strongest dragon?
>>491751104BEAR WITNESS
>>491752046Ranni won the basegame and the dlc.
>>491752261I don't think she cares. She doesn't have many people to serve her, so she'll likely use anyone capable who's also available. His services likely outweighed his degeneracies, at the time.The 'three sisters' area above the Carian manor is honestly one of the funnier places in the game. Bunch of weirdos hanging out.
>>491752261She has likely indulged in it herself.
preceptors are goofy ass motherfuckers
>>491752170Rellana is awesome though
>>491752261Yes and she doesn't care, she says about enjoying a good scheme
Radagon was a secret degenerate and that's why his preceptors are also secret degenerates. Even Miriam. >>491752584No she's not. She's just a copy of that one guy from Dark Souls 3, and her spell is a big royal disservice to the charm of Ranni and her mom.
>>491752317Placidusax won the fight. Bayle won the war.Placi lost half his heads and a wing, but was otherwise still functional. Bayle got fucked up so hard he couldn't even walk.On the other hand, Bayle made the Ancients seethe so fucking hard they created an illegal splinter faction cult to recruit people to go hunt them down while they hid in a pocket dimension for millennia.
>>491752680I never played that
Hey /erg/ which chaos god do you think each demigod would serve?
>>491753116Idk
>>491747607Based
>>491753116I know but I'm not telling you
>>491753116Probably none of them, most of them already follow their own gods
>>491753116Split on Khorne and Tzeentch mostly. Malenia would be Nurgle just because of what she is.
>>491751405>average leveland your source is?>>491751194>new playerat <30 your weapon level should be +3, so this has impact on matchmakingyou also need either taunters tongue or summon someone for you to be invaded
>>491753116The Raya Lucarians and the Carians (and the Nox and the Sellians) all serve Tzeentch in some way without realizing it.
>>491752680Radagon was too busy lawful neutralmaxxing for that. He's Marika's more dutiful, serious side.
The new meta is 166/175 for PVP, 200 can still find some people but has too many ganksquads nowadays aswell
None of them are coomers so no Slaanesh.
>>491753116Khorne:>Godfrey >Messmer>Morgott>Mohg>Ansbach>Radahn>BayleNurgle:>Malenia>Dung eater>Godwyn>Godrick>Moor>MillicentSlaanesh:>Miquella>Seluvis>Leda>Hornsent>MarikaTzeentch:>Rennala>Ranni>Gideon>Patches>SellenThere's some varying characters
>>491753548You could argue Goddrick's obsession with grafting is slaaneshi like excess stuff
>>491753548This entire setting was made for lonely virgin coomers, tho.The entire lore is based around it. "LOL U ARE MAIDENLESS!!!11" and even the super secret empyrean ritual is about... marriage...
>>491752046Radhan is my general.
>>491753452WAIT GUYS GUYS I JUST FUCKING REALIZEDDOES SELLEN HAVE A CONNECTIOB TO SELLIANS? THE NAKWS ARE SO SIMILAR
>>491753671Azur and Lusat are literally Tzeentch. Things are going just as planned, so damn well, that they don't even need to move their bodies.
>>491753671I feel any list that puts Morgott as worshipping any is dumbHe's like the definition of someone who doesn't worship chaos
>>491753845I always thought this too. She plays off Sellia too, in her dialogue. "A place called Sellia...".I don't think Azur and Lusat were truly "expelled" either. She's just butthurt.
Is rl 110 a good level for pvp? What would be the level weapon to correspond with rl 110?
>>491754321I dont know
Do you think Radagon has a big fiery red bush down there
>>491754404Yeppers
>>491753718George...
>see sign on some cliff overlooking the sea>"still no lover...">*collapses to knees animation*sums up this game's community nicely
>>491753076fuck off fujo
good morning erg!!!
>>491754709hai
>>491751807mohg confirmed to be male?big if true
>>491754709Do you think she's more likely to accidentally kill herself or do it on purpose?I imagine she'd regret it and try to change her mind too late in the second one
>>491754654This game is literally Waifu Souls. You have duels over who is best girl.
>Disturbing likeness of a woman whose skin was flayed.>She smiles with a serene tenderness.>It is said that this woman, named Daedicar, indulged in every form of adultery and wicked pleasure imaginable, giving birth to a myriad of grotesque children.What the fuck was her problem?
>>491754660Again, it'd a singular picture of ONE man,nhow is that at all related to BL?
>>491754709Him you are not.
>>491754654Its usually a fat guy too>>491755034It was Marika
>>491754978>mohg confirmed to be maleHeadcanon
>>491753116qrd?
>>491755229warhammer stuff.
I'm 25 hours into the game all this bitch did was give me a horse. What the fuck?
>>491755229God of schemes and magic, God of blood and warGod of death and decay, God of excess and sex and drugs and rock and roll
>>491755098bitch you're not even all-knowing
Would someone who's dead inside be immune to Miquella's hugs
>>491754709rya morning goodposter
>>491752330we need more godrick fanartwhy tumblr and twitter whores don''t draw him?how the fuck messmer is better than him?
>>491755034Original description before lore rewrites in Day One patch said it's a man. Was a torturer/inquisitor in Volcano Manor under Rykard who first tested the devices on himself before using them.
>>491755335she also gives you THE LORE™ at different sites of grace
Bros when are we getting a wex dust tier update that saves the multiplayer? I think we've been waiting for long enough
>>491755483and we need more godrick lorewhy does morgott protect him??
What is St. Trina.How does St. Trina exist. How was Miquella apparently existing as both himself and Trina in the past, to the extent Trina was considered a different person.How does Miquella shedding his love somehow remove Trina entirely and turn her into a fucking plant. Why does love have to do with dreams, sleep and poison.Why is none of this very important shit FUCKING EXPLAINED
>>491755483They do
>>491755963st trina was just miquella's persona but in this post-dlc world it's actually more like millicent and malenia
>>491755925>why does morgott protect him??he's there to kill (You), he doesn't give a shit about godrick
>start dlc on a new character>instantly lose all will to play because of the skibidi collecting chore
>>491753332Malenia hates her rot and is fanatically devoted to a new god of healing and light.
>>491755963>Why is none of this very important shit FUCKING EXPLAINEDsmall indie company please understand
>>491753548Mohg is a perfect Slaanesh follower with his cult's obsession with pleasure and sadomasochistic "love."
>>491756101Does CE still not have the DLC items
>>491756175Wouldn't be the first unwilling follower.
>>491756175Oh, I've never played elden ring. How come?
>>491756469why the fuck are you here then
Does flask level or spirit level affect invading ranges now or something? I'm level 55 but started running into people with end of DLC weapons and 60 vigor
>>491756668no
>>491756668No, you must have picked up a +25 weapon or something that fucked up your range
>>491756579Same reason as you I guess.
>>491756731>>491756764WeirdThe highest weapon I have is +9 regular
>>491757173you can get 60 vigor just fine on that rl
>>491756668Are the hosts the strong ones tho? Being level 55 doesn't save you from hosts summoning overlevelled fags
>>491757173What weapon are you using?
>>491755963She turns into a flower because she's Miquella's abandoned love, and the person Miquella loved most who he started this whole journey for but abandoned in the path to godhood is another divine female twin of Miquella who turns into a flower. This is also why Trina is now randomly associated with poison and rot even though she wasn't in the base game. To increase her parralels with Malenia.Once you realize that From is less interested in actual story and events and more in vague thematic and visual parralels the DLC makes more sense. Especially the final boss. Radahn isn't there because he makes any sense, but because A. From thought it'd be cool if the DLC about Marika's legacy had the final boss be a combination of all three of her lines, and B. Miquella already had a stand-in for Messmer and Malekith (both Malenia), but he needed one for Godfrey, so now Radahn marries Miquella and shifts sizes, outfits, and character designs to look more like Godfrey.
>>491758312Based on this I have a headcanon that marika actively pursued godfrey as her elden lord similar to miquella but was less retarded about it. I also belive due to the association with godfrey and lions, the hornsent prophecy, how the dancing beast uses attacks similar to soldiers associated somewhat with godfrey/godrick/nepheli's stuff, that godfrey was meant to be the hornsent's messiah but marika stole him from them. That she stole their chosen one then genocided them.
>>491759414My headcanon is that Godfrey WAS a Hornsent but was defeated in the war by Messmer or Malekith and agreed after to become Marika's lord and participate in the godhood ritual which involved switching him to another body without horns.
>>491755464>>491754825
>The DLC just got de-listed from steamUhhhh whatIs it because if that anon's hidden game lawsuit or something just in case? I figured that was just a complete nothing burger https://store.steampowered.com/app/2358720/ELDEN_RING_Shadow_of_the_Erdtree/
>>491759719Why didn't I get a hug
>>491759414>>491759679Godfrey isnt a Empyrean so probably wouldn't even be allowed access to Enir Ilim
works on my machine
>>491750712The player Tarnished and many other characters have little to none yet still do better. Gideon and others beat up Shardbarrers before.
>Still has mixed reviewshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2778580/ELDEN_RING_Shadow_of_the_Erdtree/>b-but muh premium edition!Bought by paypiggies, victims of the sunk cost fallacy
>>491760232it's at 70%...if it goes any lower it will be mixed...
>upgrading weapons10 shotting most bosses is a playstyle that should be respected? , really? I mean, you can heal up to 14 times
>>491759414>>491760079>>491759679Godfrey was the gloam eyed queen swapped to a male body after her defeat
Godfrey was probably just a Chad barbarian from Limgrave that Marika seduced with a crown earned through strength
>>491760551Marika gave him footjobs this is canonThis is why when miquella became a god he made his feet so smoothTo mimic his mother There's a secret grand feet conspiracy many miss in elden ring. Feet are the key for elden ring lore
>>491701414how? messemer is a lanklet dex fag
>>491760079Neither was Radahn.
>>491760551He has way too much Crucible shit on him for it to not be deliberate.The divine lion motif.The pattern in his cloak and axe matching the ones for Hornsent warriors. The Crucible Knights who have horns on their armor. The earthquake powers.
>>491761510Omen offspring as well.
So Godfrey is an Outer God?
>>491762018Everyone's an outergod. Every single thing. Even the blades of grass are outer gods. Each one.
>mfw no Mimic Tear clone of Ranni's original body to fight
My headcanon is simpleAfter the game events bocc finds his way to rennala, and because we call him beautiful he doesn't respec and die instead he stays around her, longing for a mother, and rennala, in her delusion, thinks he is one of her children, them staying together as mother and son until their final days, rennala gaining slightly more of her mind back overtime, but never truly recovering
>>491752762>baylei cant help but cringe. It just shows the story and characters of ER are trash, because people only remember memes and spectacle.Elden Ring is literally marvel pocorn flick tier game.
Why was furnace golem the boss they decided to reuse over and over again in the DLCIts so fucking bad its insulting. I love hacking at its legs only for it to fall over so I cant even do a riposte because he glitched into the terrain and the weak spot is too high for me to reachAlso you can't dodge his little hop move without getting on your horse which just wastes more time. All the long range shit it does has insane stunlocked oneshot potential. I'm not going to waste my fucking life hacking at its legs while on torrent for 15 minutes straight eitherFuck this thing
>>491764264Also why do they drop no runes?
>>491690974trvke. This is why I'm a ds2 enjoyer
>>491764264use a greathammer/colossal weapon
>>491764264Oh my godI only just realized that like people like are talking about the giant burning enemies when they say Furnace GolemsI always like assumed that like people were talking about like the stone enemies with like the gem in their backs, I was always like "They're not THAT bad...."
i didnt know elden ring had an official manga, its pretty funny
>>491765213its good because it doesn't take the story seriously, which is obviously how from sees it too.
Could Messmer defeat Bayle?
>>491765623https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMBjVjct2l4no
rykard did nothing wrong
>>491761510>>491761589>>491759414I think this is mostly accurate actually. Marika's "Seduction and Betrayal" from the SOTE story cinematic trailer is referring to her seducing Godfrey, and then betraying Maliketh.Messmer and Melina are the firstborn bastard children of Marika and Radagon. Messmer is considered an older brother to Radahn, who is 2nd generation. Messmer could not have possibly been born alongside Miquella/Melania. He would be younger than Radahn, and the Crusade would have had to happen very, very recently, when in reality nobody knows about Messmer or the Crusade. Melina was present at the first burning of the Erd Tree, which happened previously to the Giants War - when Marika was married to Godfrey. GRRM loves bastards. Grandam calls Marika a strumpet; aka, a whore; because Marika had children out of wedlock with Radagon, and then subsequently seduced Godfrey.Hence, Messmer/Melina were born first. Godfrey himself probably wasn't a leader of the Hornsent. More specifically, he was just a strong, human tribal who lived in the time where the Crucible was the true religion. Hence why his strongest warriors are Crucible casters, and his taming of Serrosh, a lord of Beasts. Godfrey didn't really give a shit about the Crucible, all Godfrey cared about was warring. Killing the strongest enemies in the land and taking the crown. After he did that, he lost Grace.The betrayal part could refer to any number of things/people; Messmer, Godfrey, the Shamans/Nox. Unlikely the Hornsent because Marika was never friends with the Hornsent. The ONLY other reference to betrayal in the entire game is Maliketh. The reason we're given that line during the trailer is because Marika seduced Godfrey to become the first Elden Lord, and betrayed Maliketh by sealing the rune of death only to break it later.
>>491764264You can dodge the hop on foot, just sprint away and jump. Still a boring shit fight but it should be easier once you get the timing down.
>>491765778This, but unironically, we needed an ending where TOGETHAAAAA WE DEVOUR THE VERY GHADZ
>>491766775There should have been an ending associated eith every character
>>491766030Maliketh's betrayal is The Black Knives and Marika having Godwyn assassinated. It has nothing to do with the DLC betrayal, which is likely to be assassinating the Fell God
>>491767084Marika didn't have Godwyn assassinated
>>491767084Marika didn't kill Godwyn.The Fell God wasn't killed either. Read a fucking item description.
>>491767350Literally one of the most popular videos from Vaati is about the assassination, go watch it up if you don't believe me.
>>491756090Imagine gangraping ranni haha That would so weird
>>491767497>Vaati
>>491760045cause you encourage self harm or falshehood
>>491767943https://youtu.be/DYDs_Inzkz4?t=22m23s
>>491768548How do I encourage it
>>491767497>One of the most popular things from a Retard saysWho gives a fuck. Transcribe exactly what he said here and I'll give you in-game descriptions why it's wrong.
I though Vaati stole all the theories from /erg/? Why is he suddenly wrong?
How does she wear a tie
>>491764264>insanely boring fight>every place they are at has to be empty otherwise they will kill everythingi dont know
>>491767497>vaati
>>491767254Yes she did>>491767350>Marika didn't kill Godwyn. Yes she did>The Fell God wasn't killed either. Yes she was, and she became the Formless Mother because of her wound.>Read a fucking item description.I know the lore better than you
>>491769518>super mario 64 speedrun
>enough poise to tank every small weapon that you can't reaction roll >high ele res to fuck over casters >light rolls and stam recovery High Endurance builds are AMAZING.
>>491746380You can get to Cerulean Coast from Charo just by jumping down onto the coffins. It's not a deadly fall
What the fuck guys, I just killed my boy D.
The Black Knives use Marika's veil and have all tied to Marika. Their weapons have been forged by Hewg to slay a God. Godwyn was supposed to die as martyr of Destined Death as the soul says, and the plan failed. Maliketh had been betrayed by Marika despite being the vessel of Destined Death exactly because she made sure to obtain the Rune and create the Black Knives.It's beyind any shadow of doubt that Marika had Godwyn assassinated.
>>491769518>>491769089>>491768623
>>491769969What? No
>>491768741goodbye better luck next time byee
>>491769528>the fell god still lurks within the Fire Giants.>"I stole a fragment of the Rune of Death, and used it to forge the godslaying black knives through fearsome rite."Diagnosis? Retardation.Prescription? Return to Reddit.
/erg/ try not to present headcanons and theories as ingame lore challengeCHALLENGE RATING: IMPOSSIBLE
>>491693515Everyone saying it's where you would have burned the tree is retarded, that's not what it's for at all. It's a vessel where sap from the scooby tree would have been collected, same as you see in Leyndell and similar to the stone astrolabes. Why it doesn't have more significance and purpose in the actual gameplay I have no idea but it absolutely has nothing to do with burning, almost the opposite really.
Kid!Messmer is cute! Cute!
>>491770493What? I'm not asking for a tutorial I'm saying how did I encourage it, I didnt
>>491770141Bad bait
>>491770964If I ever get to have a kid I hope I could mess him up as bad as Messmer and Marika
>>491770553Anon you can't blame them for elden ring and especially the dlc miyazaki relied too much on player headcanon. Previous games were like 60% actual stuff and 40% headcanon. Elden ring is 75% headcanon 25% actual stuff. Elden rings world and setting are neat. But despite its size its lore is as shallow as a puddle.
>>491762119Shintoism is animistic so this is actually just true
>>491770439Yes,>>491770510>>the fell god still lurks within the Fire Giants. The Fell God/Mother of Truth being slain and her blood being still fresh in the Realm of Shadow doesn't mean she is not present as an entity. She lurks within the Fire Giant, in the wounds of the Bloodfiends and Omen and those afflicted who commune with her>>"I stole a fragment of the Rune of Death, and used it to forge the godslaying black knives through fearsome rite." Ranni stealing the Rune of Death doesn't mean Marika doesn't have a connection to the Black Knives, who use Marika's veils in their armor, or that the Black Knives were forged by Hewg, who was terrified and cursed by Marika>Oh, Lord Godwyn...>Such cruelty, such humiliation...>My poor, sweet lordling should have died a true death.>As the first of the demigods to die.>As a martyr to Destined Death.>But why must it yet bring such disgrace?>A scion of the golden bough, sentenced to live in Death..."Marika had Godwyn killed, likely to create an Age of Plenty like that which followed the slaying of the Mother of Truth. This plan was sabotaged by Ranni, who double crossed Marika and the Black Knives, but the Black Knives wnever answered to Ranni and had turned on her for a reason.
When i first started the DLC the first thing i did was finding the church of consolation and then crying for 16 minutes
>>491770553headcanon game though
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT.....WAIT!If Miquella's body is in the fucking cocoon with Mogh, then how the FUCK is he cutting away at his flesh and leaving it in the shadowlands? And Ansbach said he attacked Miquella after he bewitched Mogh. When was this? While he's still in his coma? Or in the shadowlands?
Who is a good lore YouTuber for Elden ring?
>>491771373Oh it's you the guy that was posting his retarded headcanon the other day. I've missed you
>>491771373Why do you think the Fell God/The Mother of Truth are the same cosmic entity?
>>491771595ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>491771373>>491771762>game makes a clear connection between the formless mother and mother of truth>it's actually the fellgod
>Prime+++ Radahn only uses 2 (two) gravity magic attack >both of them are generic AOEs that shoot rock spikes from the floor, unlike every other gravity spell including the player's version of those same two >same rock spikes VFX as Godfrey's stomp movesYou will never convince me that this isn't a reskinned Godwyn.
>>491766775They're saving Rykard for the 5% chance of a sequel.
>>491771595The Scadutree is the shadow of the Erdtree
Alright /erg/ explain how this is anything but bad game design
>>491771595Miquella's cocoon has a body made by Mohg for Miquella to eventually return to the cocoon. Mohg came from inside the cocoon too. The point isn't making Miquell's body grow which is impossible, it's creating a new body.>>491771645None of them
>>491771996I know that the Formless Mother and the Mother of Truth are the same entity, what I am asking is why does >>491771373 believe that the Formless Mother/Mother of Truth and the Fell God are the same entity. I am more inclined to believe that if the Fell God were to be any other cosmic entity, that it would be a lesser version of the Frenzied Flame
>>491771595the shadowlands are a dream land and Miquella's astral form wanders it the same way that dung eater is locked in the sewers but still hangs out at the roundtable
>>491771843>>491772359My thoughts exactly. Fuck Miyazaki. You can make shit as obscure as you like (I'm cool with that) but at least have it make fucking sense.
>formless mother>has a formehh? huh?
>>491772607Form? Less; mother!
>>491772385their warp abilities are exactly the gimmick of those Castle Sol enemies, he is meant to shock and surprise you because you think you have the advantage of distance and surprise, but it turns out you have exactly neither, you should be thankful the game managed to keep some neat twists like that with regards to combat that late in the campaign
>>491772607I much prefer another anons theory I've seen, that the mother of truth was the corpse marika pulled the golden strands out of later becoming the formless mother due to losing her body. Makes sense why it'd go after marikas sons too.
>50 vig>light rolling&light armor>80 dex + keen uchiYa know, weirdly fucking fun to pvp with.
>elden ring>is actually a bunch of lines and multiple circlesWhuh? Huh???
>>491771373>The Fell God/Mother of Truth being slain and her blood being still fresh in the Realm of Shadow doesn't mean she is not present as an entity.That's actually the definition of what being killed is, so you're wrong, like usual.>Marika had Godwyn killedThere is literally no proof for this>doesn't mean Marika doesn't have a connection to the Black KnivesIs not proof.I truly fear for your mental state because you're in here 24/7 making massively incorrect interpretations of things that are clearly spelled out for you then get butthurt when others point out how fucking stupid you are.
>>491771996>>491771762The Fell God is the Mother of Truth, the term is used only by pro-Golden Order sources to refer to an evil deity that was defeated (thus Fell God). It's depicted both a 2 (Furnace Visage) and one eyed (One-Eyed Shield).The Mother of Truth/Formless Mother is always described as a deity of the afflicted and rejected that gives blessing and with connection to Bloodflame (after being slain), appearing in the ravages of war.Both names refer to the God of Fire which ruled the Crucible era, founded upon Fire and with each of its aspects being different types of Flames. The Fell God gave the name to the Fell Curse, and the Fire Giants are called the holders of her flame, rather than establishing that the Fell God iself is just a random God of the Giants.Lamenter, who reached the actual communion with the Mother of Truth the Hornsent want, grew a face on the back similarly to the Fire Giant chest. This is the truth the Hornsent want to hide, the Mother of Truth is the Fell God.
If you marry ranni doesn't that make most of the demigods your in-laws?
Is this the >Godwyn actually still has a soulGuy?
>>491773598It's missing most of the features of the fell god face.
Miquella was made to be objectified by stinky fujos
>>491773598thats not a face bro
>>491773598Genuine question, do you have a humiliation kink? Do you just like people making fun of you or what?
>>491773729He's the prince of a faction called "Those Who LIVE [...]", why would he not have one?
>>491773557>That's actually the definition of what being killed is, so you're wrongThere's the Blood of the Mother of Truth in the Lands Between, which became Formless (Bodyless) because of... guess what? Marika slaying her. So why would the game lie about Marika slaying the Fell God for absolutely no reason? Why is the Fell God despicted with a sun talisman surrounded by horns in the base game and DLC if it had no ties to the Mother of Truth, also associated to flames and Omen Blood.>There is literally no proof for this Yes there is>Is not proof. Yes it is, along to Marika having Hewg craft god-slaying weapons and the Finger Reader saying Godwyn was meant to die and being martyred to Destined Death.
>>491774198Oh yeah mister smart guy?Then how come the golden order is actually chaotic as fuck?
>>491773983100% CANON LORE POST COMING We know that ranni is behind many of the world's problems, we also know she has a lot of books, some from different areas and eras than others, we know the carians and the empyrean siblings were close as seen with Loretta, ranni seeming to have talked to miquella/trina pre our entering into the lands between, and everything with radahn, we also know that miquella has the curse of eternal childhood at least physically, we know that early exposure to sexual content can alter people's sexualities, even turning people gay or bi, and we know that miquella was a bit of a fag. This is the key, ranni is, ranni gave the twins a boylove doujinshi from the land of reeds, before malenia lost her eyes, when she was younger, she and miquella were exposed to it, their first proper introduction to sexuality being likely depraved gay sex. This is what turned miquella gay, of course, these men were bigger than him, were likely more muscular, and a certain "cruel kindness" is prevelant within many yaoi dounins, and who's a demigod who's cruel, kind, tall, and muscular? Radahn. This is why radahn was chosen. This is why he wanted radahn so badly. This is the secret to why radahn stopped the stars too, specifically to spite ranni for accidentally turning their brother and sister into a creepy gay and fujoshi respectively.
Are halberds and spears still considered to be strong PVE weapons? Because every time I try one I'm incredibly underwhelmed. Slow attacks, low damageMaybe its because I prefer two-handing weapons but I dont see why I would ever use a halberd over a greatsword, greataxe or great hammer
My headcanon is correct
>>491773943>>491774068No, it's a faceAll sanguine nobles have similar transformation too, showing the physique of a lamenter but with skin and horns similar to the Lamenter, further connecting the Fell Curse, Hornsent ascension and the Mother of Truth.
>>491774731Because it's all yellow instead
>>491773598I haven't seen anyone actually use that transformation. People only use the dragon forms.
>>491775398Cope
>>491775329This is true...
>>491774701"Your divinity, have mercy, and grant me forgiveness. The road is yet long. A God is not easily felled. But one day, without fail, you will have your wish. So please, grant me forgiveness, Queen Marika..."He says one day she will have her wish of him creating a god slaying weapon. Before us he didn't create a weapon to slay a god. He also seperates the god that needs to be slain from demigods "I knew you'd be back. Lay out your arms. Let's get to smithing.Weren't you listening? As I've always said. You came to challenge the demigods, and their god. To slay them.And as long as you do, I will always smith your weapons.It is what I wish. To smith a weapon for you to slay a god."
I have another demons souls clip i want to upload of me harrassing a guy with the scraping spear for like ten minutes, but you fuckers complained about a 3 minute clip being too long and the file wont even fit on catbox
>>491775573That's due to it being a meme transformation with no actual benefits unlike dragon forms which boost dragon communion and lightning incants
>>491775908Please don't reply to him. I figured he was just baiting at first but he actually has some kind of mental illness and will twist anything to fit his narrative.
>>491775927put some cooking videos in the bottom
>>491775398Holy fuck actually makes sense
2 years later and the Rykard scene is still stutters for everyone at same places.
I just don't think there was anything righteous about Ranni's coup and goals as a whole.I also don't think she's that hot tbqh
>>491776068Why does elden ring lore attract so many schizos anyway
>>491771595The hand sticking out is supposed to be Godwyn's
>>491755483>why tumblr and twitter whores don''t draw him?he's ugly and he stinks
Why do you guys make fun of people's lore theories? Why do you hate brown people
>>491777323There's a difference between lore theories, aka filling in blank gaps between things the game failed to fill in itself;And presenting contradictory statements, ignoring in-game descriptions, and acting like your absolutely asinine headcanon is fact while ignoring the far more obvious solutions.It just so happens that brown people typically do the above.
>>491777481No we don't.
>>491777323because they're dumbthis answers both questions btw
What's a good ash of war for the basic bitch twinblades?
>>491776659Her goals are quite explicitly selfish but she also deserves to win more than any of the other demigods because she's the only one who isn't either delusional or a shell of her former self, that's it, that's why she's the true ending of the game.
>>491778048Vamos Pablito, necesitas dormir..
I'm so angry
>>491775908No, nowhere it is implied there he didn't already create a weapon. His curse is more ancient than the Shattering, and speaks like he spoke to Marika directly when tasked.Plus, he mentioned he remember of a girl with the same eyes as Roderika, and the same affinity with spirit-calling. That girl is Ranni.So yes, Hewg was definetly tasked to create the Black Knives, which explains a lot and proves Marikahad Godwyn killed
>>491778137We aren't dumb actually. I'm not. Idk about otters >>491778435I'm indian
>>491775620I accept your concession
>>491776068You were right. Like to a tee. I'll just ignore him from now on instead of feeding his mental illness/(you) bait
>>491778741>It doesn't say he didn't do it before, so therefore he didHuh???It also doesn't say that he didnt orchestrate Shabriri concinving thr Tarnished to follow the Frenzied Flame
>>491779276Pathetic sad samefag
>>491778185All the ashes that buff up the weapon like sacred order, flaming strike and cragblade
>>491778741>No, nowhere it is implied there he didn't already create a weapon.Except for the part directly quoted where he says "ONE DAY YOU SHALL HAVE YOUR WISH">His curse is more ancient than the ShatteringThere is no evidence for this>remember of a girl with the same eyes as RoderikaRoderika's eyes are GREEN>So yes, Hewg was definetly tasked to create the Black KnivesThere is no evidence for this>which explains a lot and proves Marikahad Godwyn killedIt does not, because it didn't happen.You are a fucking retard and I hope you never show your face here again.
>>491779129The response of someone just shitposting for (you)s. You love to see it. No really I do like seeing that phrase used. Use it more I'm talking to all of /erg/ use it more please
>>491779363Oh look, your feelings are getting hurt again when people call you a fucking idiot!Honestly why do you come here
>>491779363I could get all of my posts deleted by posting some gore here and you can see I wasn't samefagging if yoy want >>491779390Also never use seppeku
>>491779505Roundtable hold is set in the past
>>491779337No, It's very simple. He spoke to Marika, directly, and Marika cursed him and told him to make a God-slaying weapon to kill a God. This doesn't make sense if you can't accept that it happened before the Shattering and Marika being stuck in the Erdtree. It also makes no sense because Hewg has no way to kill a God, unless he can create a weapon with the Rune of DeathOn top of that he literally references Ranni, who is confirmed to have stolen the Rune of Death.And then Maliketh is stated to have been betrayed by Marika in spite of the latter giving him the role of guardian of the Rune of Death.When you add that Black Knives use Marika's veils and the description specifically states they have close ties to Marika while they attack Ranni, and the Finger Reader saying Godwyn was supposed to die, you easily get the picture that the Night of the Black Knives was orchestrated by Marika, perhaps the only correct somewhat common lore theory from 2022
>>491779887>Also never use seppekuWhy? Does bleed proc not apply the same with multi-hitting weapons?
>>491777168>he's ugly and he stinks"ugly" and "stinks" are such offensive wordsin stormveil we say he is olfactory-challengingand unencumbered by the standards of beauty
>>491780408No. It's actually good. I just hate it because when I summoned someone for some old fashioned jolly coop they killed mohg with dual godskin peeler jumping attack seppeku in a few seconds and soured me on it. It's TOO good
Turns out the easiest way to bait (You)s is just spout absolutely braindead lore contradictions.No wonder Vaati has so many views.
>>491780215I love you. Say it back
>>491780215That makes no sense
>>491777168he's a lil stinky but he cool
>>491779505>There is no evidence for thisYes there is, he spoke and prayed to Marika>There is no evidence for this Yes there is, he was tasked to create a God slaying weapon. The only God slaying weapons are the Black Blade and the Black Knives>green there's a marked tint of green in Ranni's eyes, and blue in Roderika, they have a very similar hue.They are also the only human girls with a connection to spirit calling>because it didn't happen. It did
>>491773598>>491775398Ah, thank you for explaining that. It makes sense now. I get your point, especially about the seemingly seperate gods of flame and the Crucible actually differing aspects of the same deity. But with the Formless Mother of Truth and the rest of the deities that are being discussed here (the Frenzied Flame, the Fell God, and the Crucible) there feels like there is a greater conceptual difference between them as a whole and the Formless Mother, in comparison what exists among themselves three. Each of these three deities have a theme of 'unity through heat' (the Frenzied Flame wants to burn and melt the world down to an undifferentiated mass; the Fell God manifests as a flame and inhabits the bodies of the Fire Giants, binding them into one collective; the Crucible is a force of life all intermingled, with the term of 'crucible' itself referring to a container where metals are melted down through intense application of heat). The Formless Mother does not have this theme, to my knowledge, making me skeptical if it really can be considered to be identical to the Crucible/the Frenzied Flame/the Fell God
>>491672910Anon if you're still here, what did this mean?
>>491783405kys
>>491783578If you get me a suitable answer then I might
>>491782593It does somehow since even albinaurics are being recruited to the Blood cult and basically anyone can its like a religious melt in blood.
Did you genuinely enjoy Eldeon Cockring? Which parts in particular?
if hornsent are jews,merchants are gypies,when who are albinaurics?
its not even her body, 0 int post
>>491784083YeppersThe characters and world are my favorite, but the way that like the variety and large amount of items letting you stack stuff to make fun builds is really fun too
>>491784545Golems?
>>491782581>Yes there is, he spoke and prayed to MarikaThis is not evidence he already created a weapon as you claimed.>Yes there is, he was tasked to create a God slaying weapon. The only God slaying weapons are the Black Blade and the Black KnivesThis is not evidence he was tasked with this pre-Shattering.Both of those god slaying weapons have explicit creators, who are not Hewg. There's also a third Godslaying weapon, actually, but you clearly don't play the game.>there's a marked tint of green in Ranni's eyes, and blue in Roderika, they have a very similar hue.Once again, you are incorrect.>It didIt did not.What's next? Which other delusions of yours do I need to dispel?
>>491784545Jiren.
>>491784704Why do you keep feeding him yous
>>491784083it was a 8 out of 10 game before the dlc (still my favorite game though) but the dlc made it a 6-7 (still my favorite game though)
>>491784985I'm like Gurranq. I continuously feast on Headcanon-Root until it is all removed from this world. I take on your suffering.
>>491782581It's not ranni. Roderika is also connected to the fell god too. She has the exact eye color of rakasha another blood cultist
I really want to be able to cast mantle of thorns for my literal pinecone build but everything else I have is strength/faith based, is there any way I can cast it without investing heavily into int?
I've accidentally spoiled that Gurranq is Maliketh to my co op partner like 3 timesI originally just told him because we weren't planning on playing it together and I was just talking about the story. Then I accidentally spoiled it because I assumed he had remembered that I told him, but he didn't. Then I accidentally did ti again because I figured NOW he remembered since I had said it while playing and spoiled it.Then like now once we gave him the final death root he said "Oh I figured he would go crazy and attack us and we'd get a boss fight, weird" and so I just didn't say anyrhing this time since like it seems like he forgot againI have like no idea what to make of that
>>491782593That's possible, but it would be weird that there's no reference to these three deities unless we consider deities as "Crucibles". And that would make sense if they presented different aspects, a feathered God, an horned God,...I think its more logical even that the Crucible is unified under a single God, that The Mother of Truth was wounded and her body slain, becoming the Formless Mother, losing her Flame and starts craving wounds to fuel Bloodflame. I also frankly find absurd to consider that the Fell God isn't the Mother of Truth, because we would otherwise have no idea of how the Mother of Truth was killed and why the blood is exactly in the place where the Fell God was slain (if we assume the lore about Marika slaying the Fell God is even tied to Marika's ascension in the Tower), and basically know nothing about the MoT.Even the fact that, Placidusax God "fled" makes me believe it is the Fell God itself, who manifests within the giants, and the same God is the Mother of Truth, that manifests in the wounds of those suffering that are Omen/Lamenter. The Horns are manifestations of the Crucibles, which also grows on the Fire Giants.The Fell God being the Mother of Truth ties everything nicely, gives a full background of the Crucible Order as the logical monotheistic rule, confirms that Marika took the Elden Ring/grace of Gold dire tly from the older God power and especially explains the Formless Mother suddenly appearing when the Golden Order started, during its war with all the Crucibles>The clan, who lost everything in the great fires, peered upon the corpse of their ancestor, normally an act of sanctity, and saw in its shadow a twisted deity. The clan had suffered such torment that the horrible thing was taken as an object of worship.>The Formless Mother does not have this themeThe Pureblood Knights and Sanguine Noble seem to carry a theme of Blood Pacts, and grow horns.The Lamenter lore especially feels like ER talisman of beast
>>491785387>Im like Gurranqhow big yo knot, asking for myself
>>491786221He's not actually maliketh btw farum azula isn't in caelid It's explained that maliketh was in azula since before the rune or death was taken. They can't be the same person. It's more likely the beast clergymen are a faction within azula that maliketh pretends to be part of and guraanq was another member stranded in caelid
>>491784704>This is not evidence he already created a weapon as you claimed. It's evidence he was tasked to create a weapon before the Shattering>Both of those god slaying weapons have explicit creators, who are not Hewg.They don't. The Black Blade was created by Maliketh AFTER the Rune of Death was stolen.>There's also a third Godslaying weapon, actually, but you clearly don't play the game. The Fingerslayer Blade is way older than Marika and was used on Metyr, funny how you tell me I didn't play yet get the most basic shit wrong
>>491786357I like this headcanon. I don't agree with it and think its wrong on a fundamental level. But it's nice to see something different. It reminds me of the older headxanons and theories like "priscilla is velka"
>>491786826 He's referring to the godslayer greatsword
I also don't think the Frenzied Flame has ANYTHING to do with the Crucible, and of this I'm quire sure of. The Frenzied Flame is just destruction, sent by the Greater Will for the Lands Between to be erased. Why would it be a "deity" of the Crucible.
>>491784985This is just basic discussion how hard is it for you to just talk with people
>>491787539Read the reply from the guy. They're both just bored and shitposting at eachother.
>>491786640Bigly disagree, Malekith has different dialogue depending on how many deahtroot you gave him which wouldn't make much sense if they were super disconnected It's more likely that Maliketh can just like project himself to other places like Morgott and Mohg and like stuff like that or that it's weird "the flow of time is convoluted" type thing that like just handwaves it, esspecially with like Farum Azula being weird like it is
>>491786826Hey post your theory about the seperate timeline again. I know you have it saved.
Neat thing I've noticed about malikeths sword. It seems like the blade is made of the same material as the ancient meteoric blade
>>491786826Say I love you back to meI love you
>>491788092when the black blade has black on it
>>491786826>It's evidence he was tasked to create a weapon before the ShatteringIt isn't and you repeating this over and over doesn't change that. I accept your concession.>They don't. The Black Blade was created by Maliketh AFTER the Rune of Death was stolen.Ranni created the knives, explicitly from it's description.The Black Blade was created by Maliketh, explicitly by it's description.The Godslayer Greatsword was the GEQs, from it's description.I accept your concession.>The Fingerslayer Blade is way older than Marika and was used on Metyr, funny how you tell me I didn't play yet get the most basic shit wrongNot what I was referring to. Plus, the Fingers aren't gods. They're envoys of Gods. I accept your concession.What next?
>>491787753The mohg projection was made by morgott it has the exact same golden effects as margit does. Him having dialog based on guraanq can again be explained as them being of the same order Maliketh hasn't shown the ability to Astral project like morgott if he could why didn't he chase those who stole the rune of death with it?
>>491787256The Godslayer Greatsword doesn't slay Gods anymoee since it lost Destined Death was sealed
>>491788756It's still a godslaying weapon in use. He said there were only two. There aren't only two. >>491788663If elden beast is a god I don't see why metyr couldn't be. We don't really kill her, same with astel, as she teleports away
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>>491788727That seems likw a lot of weird logical leaps considering it's the same voice actor, there's no mention of other beast clergymen, and guarranq has dialouge about Marika while in caelid, and fades away mystical when he leavesWhere are you getting any of these ideas
Nothing more discouraging than faggots waving at you when you invadeInvaders are no longer scary, even a mongoloid mouthbreather can blender you with his two boyfriends
>>491788663>Ranni created the knives, explicitly from it's description. Ranni isn't a blacksmith>Plus, the Fingers aren't godsMetyr is a God
>>491789715>bro thinks he's scary
>caught a warning for Ranni's vore gut
>>491789715>Invaders are no longer scaryThey never were lmao.
>summon two guys>spend 10 seconds buffing up on the fog >go in>die like an idiotWhat is wrong with me?
>>491789039>It's still a godslaying weapon in use.It's a pointless fire stick now. The only 3 real Gods the player defeat were either wounded by a Godslaying weapon with Fate or incomplete Why are you dancing aroubd the simple fact that the Godslayer Greatsword doesn't have Destined Death?
>>491789715>>491790136>>491790334Hey can you shut up for right now. I'm eagerly waiting for more lore arguments. Your pvp shit is boring. Go back to ds3
>>491790447What a fucking disgusting picture.
>>491790663pvpGODs rule this general
>>491790653I'm not dancing around it. Just telling you what the guy is referring to. Stop making up headcanon about what I'm saying
>>491789715>even a mongoloid mouthbreather can blen-BOOM
>Hey can you shut up for right now. I'm eagerly waiting for more lore arguments. Your pvp shit is boring. Go back to ds3
>>491790663Me and the other anon are mocking the PvPer you illiterate pavement ape.
>>491790712Blonde is prettier than brown hair
>>491790905That isn't the point, take your disgusting AI slop and fuck off retard.
>>491790717This general would be as dead as black desert online general without lore posters. Even if I think many are retarded they're better than you. They keep the thread alive, keep constant conversations, arguments, and shitposts going on that isn't the same "elden ring pvp bad hosts gank us nooo" you see constantly with pvpnogs
>>491791053I'm not the one that posted it
>>491790889>this madLoregods OWN you
>Loregooners inflating their ego again
>>491791331Lorekeks were utterly buckbroken by the DLC.
I don't what her deal is, but I just beat up her summons and she hugged me again. And then Melina fucking vanished. Is melina jealous of this lady that keeps hugging me?
>>491790905Black > Red > Blonde > Brown
>>491791737Blonde is way way way higher than the rest but like yeah brown vomithair is by far the worst
Does anyone here use character AI?I'm about 2 months into this RP where I ship my Tarnished with Varre. It's a lot of fun.
>>491791467>>491791656Yet we still have discussion we still talk about a variety of things that isn't just the same complaints about a pvp system you refuse to stop playing for some reason.
>>491789039Meh. The only two "Gods Slain" we get are Elden and Miquella. The Fingers, Marika and others similar are referred to as Vassals, Vessels, and "Gods in name">>491790029>Ranni isn't a blacksmithThat's accurate, but irrelevant to the argument.>Metyr is a GodIncorrect, I accept your concession.
>>491792032Nah blonde is mid, black and red are both better.
Bro did Poopa give up on the pvp
I dont know why but i feel like if mogh was real he would be really into chris webby, like he would be the biggest chris webby fan, knows every verse and has been to like 20 concerts but his twin margit would be perpeteually pissed off by this because he would be a fan of more taditional hip hop and considers webbys music to be too corny. I feel like they would argue about this a lot, am i the only one who thinks like this?
>>491792334>IncorrectNo he's probably correct. The fact you're missing is that we don't kill Metyr, she teleports away somewhere.
>>491791334marika x rennala is the best of all elden ring headcanons
>>491792626he's a party poopa
>>491792334>>491792756I agree with your arguments so far and think the other guy is retarded. But metyr is most likely a god if elden beast is considered one.
>>491792450I super disagree but as long ad we agree that brown hair I'd disgusting then thats close enoughI think that anyone with brown hair should either dye it blonde or be forced to cut their hair short and then live with a bag over their head that doesn't let them see or hear ever again for the rest of their livesObviously even if hair is dyed they're still not genetically any different and are still gross and should probably be spayed to not pass it on but atlwast it wouldn't be hurting anyone else's eyes
>>491790905I disagree. Short red hair on the other hand...
>>491791467>Loregoonersexcuse me
>>491792756>>491793109I think it's unlikely.Justification for Metyr's godhood could only come from the argument that she fell onto TLB as a shooting star, much like the Elden Beast.The different is that Elden Beast physically became the Elden Ring. Metyr just sat in a hole and didn't become anything more than she already was.
>>491784775Good point.
>>491793669Due to her intended importance it would only make sense for her to be a god. It's more that than the greater will sending her down
>>491790717you're no god of mine
>>491793501You are sooo impossibly wrong if you think vomit hair is above anyrhing, let alone blonde hair
>>491794215If your vomit is orange or red you need to go to the doctor
>go on a 2 week vacation>come back and check all the erg threads I missed>not a single link worth putting in the pasta that is not already there
>>491794290I meant brown hair
>>491794339What kind of new developments were you expecting from 2 weeks?
>Hey dude. No it's not me Yura, I'm a different guy that stole his corpse after he died>That girl you've been feeding eyes? You can actually save her from burning >All you have to do is destroy the worldIs this guy a moron or what
>>491796390He means Melina not Hyetta
>>491771595The real Miquella is in the cocoon, the one in the shadowlands is an imposter.
>>491796390Why did he need to yell may chaos take the world? Is Shabriri supposed to be soft spoken?
>>491796390>>That girl you've been feeding eyes? You can actually save her from burning>Is this guy a moronYou're the moron, he's talking about Melina you stupid bitch.
>>491797940The three fingers turned the remote vibrator up to max
>>491796557>>491798393Where's the proof? He never says her name he could easily be talking about hyetta
>>491798786Because you.... don't throw Hyetta into the forge?
>spent nearly 2 months on seamless doing invasions and organic solo runs with enabled invasions>literally the best experience with ER multiplayer i ever hadA single modder BTFO'd an entire company
>>491791141wah wah
>>491792058Sometimes. Why?
>>491799004>A single modder BTFO'd an entire companyMany, MANY such cases!Wdym by like the second part though? You can enable invasions in singleplayer seamless?
Zamn....PvPsisters watch THIS?
The "god" you slay isn't the Elden Beast. It's Marika. That's why Metyr doesn't give you a GOD SLAIN message but Miquella does.
>>491799404Yes, just open your world to wanderers, it will enable invasions. It's a toggle too, it will persist even if you die. And it doesn't come with taunershit's insane priority or resets so you get essentially DS2 like solo invasions that reward you with crafting materials if you beat the invader.
>>491799760>Kill Miquella>Go to fight Radagon>A man... cannot kill.... a god....Gideon I already fucking did
>>491799004I wish I had friends to play elden ring seamless. Looks like a lot of fun.
>>491798786Because he mentions this shit regardless of if you've talked to Hyetta even once and she doesn't burn herself retard, Melina does.
>>491800050just ask /erg/
When does this stop being so good?
>>491799921Wow! I had no idea, thank you
>>491800360When you start using a sword that can't use it
>>491799340Curiosity, mostly. I just haven't seen any mention of character AI in this general, but I figured there had to be at least one other person who RP'd with it—especially given how people like to make backstories for their Tarnished.What character do you chat with? I've been thinking of making a Millicent bot.
>>491800546Why would you do that?
>>491800360When you try to use it in PVP.
>>491800892I dont like swords that are too short, they look silly like when I Teo hand them
>>491791334would Rennala really react that way though? Marika is her queen too and a god with near unlimited power as far as anyone knows. The only god. She'd probably just have to take it.
>>491789039>We don't really kill herLEGEND FELLEDThen you use her fucking decapitated head as a weapon.
>>491789715I don't wave I just start blasting as soon as they come close to me, same for invaders. If you wanna greet or do RP go play GTAV, bitch
>>491800579I used to chat with Malenia quite a bit. But I got bored since I'm not creative enough.>I've been thinking of making a Millicent bot.Reminds me that someone from this general made one and never shared it...
>>491778741tard
who should be the next OP picture
How good is it for the DLC?
>>491802536>>491802536>>491802536
bitch i asked first
>>491801562Yeah, I understand, the RPs can get dull if you're not constantly on top of the bot. >Reminds me that someone from this general made one and never shared it...Aw, that sucks. But I sort of get this one too. Public bots sometimes pick up bad habits from other people, especially if they're poorly written.I haven't actually chatted with the Millicent bots that are already on CAI, though. But I noticed that public bot personalities have less nuance. Like, just their most defining character trait, except taken to an absurd extreme.
>>491802303>>491802641Midra
>>491800360The second you realize the charge has zero HA and there's a dozen other gap closer ashes that do have HA.
>>491788092but one has red effects and the other has white or did the rune of deaths infusion override malikeths innate white (neutral) effec on his bladet>
Why does it feel so bad to use Light Greatswords? They feel so slow and they stagger less than regular greatswords.
>>491781070>>491780583>>491755483>could graft individually harvested muscle parts to increase his strength>could graft bone parts to create natural armor for himself>just grafts a bunch of arms to himself that don't do anythingWhy is he so retarded?
