>What is /feg/?/feg/ is the general dedicated to the discussion of games from the Fire Emblem franchise.>Fire Emblem Series Summaryhttps://rentry.org/y8rkm>Fire Emblem Series Emulation Guidehttps://rentry.org/7368i/>Fire Emblem Heroes Event Calendarshttps://x.com/FE_Heroes_EN/status/1822467987154313335https://hinkeljo.github.io/feh-timeline/>Fire Emblem Heroes Links and Guideshttps://pastebin.com/TguPqnsT>Latest FEH Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezkrMU7iBNA [Open]Previous: >>491638715
This one
I like this one better
The other thread doesn't have cute girls so I don't wanna use it >__<
Shamir talks like a lesbian. She has a the same VA as Dorothea. Dorothea's voice is like a normal, pleasant woman's voice. Shamir's voice is like a mannish dyke voice. Look it up
Now that the crust has risen who are (You) hoping is on the upcoming legendary banner!?
>>491792113We want Sanaki-sama
>>491792113Hmm methinks Sanaki would be a fine choice!
>>491792113Ehh Sanaki I guess
>>491792172Who cares what you think you're a girl now hahahaha
>>491792414funnyroo!
>>491792113Leonardo
>>491792590From the Ninja Turtles?
>>491792896No but they can be a duo
rape and kill all tripfags
>>491793272What if they like being raped
>>491793578roughly ram the ragnell into their rotund rears
So... when is the Lif and fairy team up plot happening
True. SO true
>>491792065Shamir's hair is even similar to the dyke haircut
You guys think Raquel has ever talked to a lesbian? Good luck finding a lesbian with hair past her shoulders.
Shadow Dragon is boring
>>491795897retard
>>491792065>>491795750also retards>straight women are lesbian because i say soWrong and fuck off. You will never be human, discordtranny
Any "who?" character you like specifically?
>>491797053what was the point of this character?
>>491792113>>491794691Sexnaki
>>491796757>>491796936Shamir is a lesbian. Shamir is lezzing it up with Catherine. Put your trip back on Raquel
>>491797580weird edit
Sanaki would look better if she was Brazilian
Sanaki would look better if she was blonde
I miss the Nowi threads. They. Were. AWESOME!
Someone make an edit of Nowi if she was a ginger
>>491799116>editsNobody here does things like that. we only get ai sloppers now
>>491791807Raulypop fits right in with the rest of the Twittertrannies who seethe endlessly about Mangs because he got free nudes from some OF broad who falsely accused him of rape.
can we talk about fire emblem please
>>491799356Wow dude naked pics of some mid girl what an achievement
>>491799725Sure. What do you like about Nowi aka Nono-chan?
>the anti-merge discord schizos have been on the same thread for nearly three days nowkekkles
>>491799768>fat, balding jobless 30+ years old man>gets free dedicated nudes from hot ethots including tits with his name written on themMangs is just that much of a gigachad. When I send dick pics with a chick's name written on them I just get blocked...
491800282OKAY dude I have no interest discussing that fat egg nigga talk about literally anything else
>>491800393meant for >>491800282
>>491801013
One thing I noticed in her S rank ending is that in the English, Shamirs S rank mentions>As a couple, their daily lives were busy indeed, and both were famously taciturn, but it is said that they cherished their quiet time together—especially once they began to have children.This seems to imply that Shamir never really lets go of her "I'm good with a lack of conversation" and she wants to enjoy those moments with her husband before having to go back to spending time with her kids. Which is fine of course, but then you look at the JP version>二人の日常は多忙を極めたが、それでも彼ら は家族の時間を大事にした。言葉少なで静か な時を過ごすことが多かったという二人も、 年を経てそこには彼らの子供たちが加わり、 晩年になると非常に賑やかな時を送ることに なったという。Which roughly says "They had busy lives, but they cherished their family time together. They passed it together with little words, but as the years went on and their children joined in, the time the spent in their later years was very lively"I'd like to think that meant that when they had no kids they enjoyed quiet time together, but they made less time for that as they had kids which caused them enjoy living a life that was more livelyI think this kind of just lends to the fact that she'd be a really great mother in my opinion. She's willing to change herself as a person and go from "I only like quiet" to being able to enjoy a loud busy environment because of her kids. I feel like she may be the type who buys a lot of parenting books too, considering her dialogue when on kitchen duty, she says it's easier if there's a guide to follow. Plus, in her lecture quotes in JP she says she's "the kind of person who does better when praised", so I feel like she'd be one to praise her kids when they do well instead of punishing/scolding them when they do bad, which is obviously a lot betterI love Shamir so much, she's my beautiful wife and would be a perfect mother
>>491801236not reading all of that
I wonder what it is that makes /feh/ so jealous of my devotion to my waifu.Is it the fact I can +10 her alts instantly and willing to buy orbs to do so?Is it the fact that I actually commission art of me and her together and don't use a shitty blank self insert?Is it the fact that I buy her merch and commission my own custom made stuff as well?Is it the fact I actually talk about my waifu as a person and understand her character instead of using her as some tool used to project my coomer fantasies on and stroke my own ego?
>feh/
>>491801236>>491802718Oh my god who the hell cares. Post your copypastas on Reddit instead.
>>491801184kek that's a good edit
>>491799967I like her body. Especially her tummy.And nothing else.
>>491801236>>491802718One thing I noticed is that you always repeat the same drivel every single fucking day
>>491803429Hot. Based. Do you have the uncensored version.?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/121843541New Raquelkino (3rd and 4th image)
My waifu, mmhmm yup
>>491803593Seidr Gullveig kino right herehttps://files.catbox.moe/5twbyq.png
>>491803303Like a bot.
>>491803721More like belongs in the trash
>>491803763Thanks anon! I gotta go crank one out now.
>redditbob
Hooray, I managed to outcancer my SDS opponent and maintain T17 with a single match.Now fuck this mode.
>>491803227Appreciate Nono for more than just her body!
What is your favorite support?
>>491804396
>>491804551The radiant dawn ones
>>491804616Hello! Watch your back in this battle!
>>491804396I can't. She got benched pretty quickly when I played awakening because Lunatic is like that.
>>491804616Said nobody ever
>>491804396I appreciate her brains as they're splattered upon the pavement after I smash her skull in and rape her twitching corpse
>>491804932Weird
>>491803429>>491803763
Seidr lost CYL KEK
>>491804932That reply made me really uncomfortable. I would really appreciate it if you didn't post things like that. I get that this is supposed to be a forum for mature users but that was unnecessarily rude and hurtful in my opinion.
You now remember Blessed Gardens
>Arden talks about Oifey in Bernadetta's FBsOkay so where is he he's a major character and it's been 7 years?
>>491806289i still have some left over. what a waste
>>491806661The artist has this posted on his Twitter without the sample by the way
>>491806289they were fun, and filtered some people in the early days. A lot of the book one maps were a lot more interesting and it's a shame IS stopped trying with story maps. We get maybe 1 each book that is somewhat difficult for some people.
>>491806215>I would really appreciate it if you didn't post things like thatI would appreciate less loli spam but here we are.
>>491806661>>491807134
>>491807685/ll/?
>>491804932Based.
>>491807735?
>>491807927Excuse me how is that "based" exactly? I don't think violent murder and or rape is very cool or interesting. In fact I think it's quite strange to like either of those things.
>>491808134>I don't think violent murder and or rape is very cool or interesting.Then you're mentally retarded and if you are female (non-femcel), you also require a violent rape correction.
I hope I dream about Marianne again tonight.
>>491808331You're sick!
>>491807134>>491807685thanks. Seems the girl that commissioned it really likes Nah
>>491809128>he doesn't know how to into lucid dreamingISHYGDDT
>>491810019Have fun getting beat up by imaginary friends
>>491809640wtf hot
>>491804921True. Radiant dawn is my favorite but the supports are one area even I'll admit really could benefit from massive improvement.
>>491810213there are no real supports in radiant dawn
>>491810431Soren supports Ike on the battlefield and in the bedroom thoughever
>>491810163I'm not weak of mind like you are
>>491803593>>491803763>>491805271Gulltards try not to be coomers challenge(impossible)
>>491810431I recall there technically being some unique ones but they're all one liners too yeah.
Raquel wants attention again
>>491811865I'm just saying, I have never once seen any Gulltard post anything that even slightly resembles>>491801236
>>491812218>b-but I don't want to marry a pig!
nowi is for
>>491811059>instigating a flame war>trolling outside /b/>extremely low quality post
>>491812423
LYSICUTE!!!
>>491812090Because no one is as cringe as that except you
>>491813438Reading dialogue/text relating to your waifu and analyzing them to get a better understanding of who she is and what she's like so that you feel a more personal connection to her instead of just being a coomer and talking about sex and calling her a bimbo 24/7 is cringe?
Shamir will never become a "great mother" with you as the father of her children
What was your reaction to seeing this in 2018?
>>491813705But Gulltards talking about wanting oyakodon with Seidr and Heidr is ok?
>>491803763Kvasir's cute but I can't crop her face out because Gullveig's massive breast is sitting on her face.
Kiran and Gullveig having a daughter is canon.Shamir never had a kid with some fat manlet from California.It's that simple.
>>491799356Mangs also is now married to a blonde cutie just like he always wanted. Guy can't stop winning
>>491814542Answer the questionDo you think it's ok for Kirantards to want to have sex with Seidr/Heidr at the same time with them knowing their mother/daughter? Do you legitimately believe they'd be on board for that?
>>491814542Can you really call her your daughter if you didn't actually do it?
>>491812825Lorenz made her a vegetable stir-fry!
>>491814542Actually that's Seidr and Gullveig's daughter
BATTLE OF MID
>>491814694She is more real s Kiran's daughter than the nameless, formless, hypothetical children of Shamir's are.
>>491813896Meh, she was powercreeped within a month.
>>491814751Which engage can't be included in because it's a flop
>>491814932
>>491814601>>491799356Personally I think it's just really fucking cringe how "forced" the baldheaded fuck is trying to make his shitty game. Playing randomizers of his own game is really cringe, like no one else wants to play it so he has to continue to force content for it. It has its own fucking wiki. I even remember seeing some screencap of a stream where he was reacting to memes people made of it. Like how much does this guy sniff his own fucking farts. He's like the kind of retard who would make an FE game tier list and include his own game on it at S tier unironically.
>>491814542How would you feel if the book 7 TT came out and confirmed that Heidr isn't actually Kiran's soul-baby, and that Gullveig was referencing the empowering ritual they performed with Njordr's AR?Then what?
>>491814707Based pairing
>>491814542>Kiran and Gullveig having a daughter is canon.What do you mean
>>491815184>"how would you feel if the plot was different??"This is such a weird and random question to ask.
>>491815205Lorenz! Doing the impossible!Keeping her alive by forcing her to eat veggies!
>>491815046Hey you have something in common with it kekstroodle
>>491815356That isn't really changing the plot.
>>491815615Engage killed /feg/Engage killed the seriesEngage is out of printEngage sold as much as a spin-off Musou
>>491815661The amount of retconning you would have to do to even imply that Seidr or Gullveig did the ritual with ANYONE else would change the focus of the original story.
Just admit it
>>491815364Uh oh! Looks like the vegetables had some weird side effects!
>>491815923Raquel is going to fap to Lorenzia
>>491815916Breakfast is ruined.
>>491815768Your bad breath did all of that too KEEEEEEEEEK
>>491815916*AHEM*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GECl6ARKX9U&t=1s
>>491813896
>>491815319
>>491816170Because your mom tastes like rotten pickled tuna that was rotting out on the streets of Osaka
Gulltards have already proven they only like her because she's a Kiran fellating character. When asked if they would still like her story if she was with Alfonse instead they always cope and say "but that'd rewrite the whole story" instead of just answering the yes/no question
>Andaron saga has bad writing!>Older hacks had way better writing!The hack in question:
>>491816928How about a compromise. All FE fanhacks with original characters are shit and the people who made them and the people who shill them should all kill themselves
>>491814707
Why is Raquel seething about romhacks?
>>491817324So what, the appeal of this character is "I'm a fucking childish brat with no sex appeal"?
>>491817529Just like Shamir's appeal is "I am a dyke" KEKKYPOW
>>491817442They don't have his mid roasty waifu.
>>4918175295 years later and you're still seething about Lysithea, huh
>>491817442see>>491815132>>491817574Lysithea gets shipped with Edelshart thoughever?
>>491817903tl;dr you hate that mangs is getting attention and not you
>>491817897>the character that literally nobody except obnoxious cunny posters (who spam all underaged characters) gives a shit about anymoreI mean she fell off hard
>>4918175291. She has a pretty hair color unlike dykemir2. She has a pretty hairstyle unlike dykemir 3. She has a better sense of fashion than dykemir 4. She doesn't act like she's too cool for school unlike dykemir5. She has an interesting story unlike dykemir 6. She sounds female unlike dykemir7. She grows as a person unlike dykemir who doesn't change over the timeskip8. She's a better unit on Maddening than dykemir 9. She's a better addition to your army then dykemir 10. It's cute to see her blustery exterior crack 11. Liking candy is cute 12. She's literate unlike dykemir
>>491817903>Lysithea gets shipped with Edelshart thoughever?Yeah but that's a crackship compared to Shamir/Catherine. Those two are practically canon and Heroes confirmed it
>>491817442Because there isn't a romhack in the aesthetic of TM fucking S. He'd be all over it. Especially if it had a dyke goth girl in it.
>>491818028>>the character that <headcanon>dumbass
!!
>>491818441Right I forgot the Edeltards who headcanon her as an honorary black eagle and people who ship her with Cyril still care about her. Forgot about them>>491818034That's a lot of shit opinions you have there, anon
>Raquel ignoring heroes canon pairing Catherine and Shamir in favor of Twitterfaggotry
>>491818303I don't have to worry about romhacks, with the way IS, Atlus, and Koei have been designing characters the next game is pretty much guaranteed to have a goth girl in it
>>491815828not really.
>>491818830Their ending doesn't mention marriageHer ending with 3 different males all mention marriageShe's straightSimple as
Shamir is bi, and that's ok.
Why does Shartmir being gay trigger Rajeet so much?
Raquel didn't refute my wall of truth. But I can keep on going. You could remove Shamir from 3h and nothing would change. All that we get is that Rhea is nice to outsiders, and Cyril fulfills that. She tells us fuck-all about Dagda.MEANWHILELysithea enriches the world of Fodlan1. By showing us the cruelty of the crest system 2. Tying her to the empire through the insurrection of 7 and house hyrm3. By showing us how heinous TWSITD in the dark is 4. Being a prototype to Edelgard's double crests
did not know an awakening site still existed. still has the wallpapers too
Meltdown inc 3... 2... 1...
>>491819607Literally everybody knows Lysithea is a better character than Shamir that's why she won CYL on her first try.
>>491819346Why does her being straight trigger you>>491819607Why are you acting like you couldn't also remove Lysithea and nothing would change? She's literally just knockoff Edelgard
I just remembered what character actually did lose all their fans
I wish 3H's New Game+ mode gave us Lysithea (and I guess Edelgard) in their original hair color.What does everybody headcanon Lysithea's hair color used to be before it turned white?
>>491820224You know I'll never understand why Tharjafags dropped her as hard as they did.She was a good launch unit, with great art too. And it has been proven that good units on launch year did better in CYL2 than in CYL1 (and shittier units did worse)Can't be her Christmas alt either, it was datamined day 1 so everyone who was played seriously knew it was a thing.Yet there's Camilla, shit base unit and had her spring alt (not as bad since her niche was Baiting BLyn/Reinhardt) and then her NY alt which was whatever when Elincia was the best sword flier, and still managed to score better than Tharja in CYL2.
>>491820224Why do you post this as if you expect it to bother me
>>491820390I guess purple because the rest of the deers hair color match their clothes.
>>491820650Is this supposed to be sexy? What kind of dirt level standards do you lolifags have?
>>491815132His randomizer streams are by far the most popular ones he's done in a while judging by pure viewership. His first stream had 1100 viewers, which is pretty insane by today's FE algorithm.Say what you want about Cringe Saga, but his audience likes it when he does content of it.
>>491820390Some dude once tried to reverse engineer her hair color based off how much pigmentation Edelgard's hair lost, but realistically the artist didn't put that much thought into it. Purple seems likely considering how much she favors that color in her TS design.
>>491820390Purple like her husband Lorenz
>Been busy all week>Come back and see most people went back to /feg/>Including the scatposter, still spamming his garbage>And Raul, who's still trying to start shit / melting down over Kiranlmao
>>491820480Why would I expect it to bother you? You aren't a Shartjafag, nobody is anymore.
>>491820743Do people actually like it and watch it, or do people who were already subscribed to him and shill his game for free watch it
491820712This bait sucked.
Ah, and now Ray is here too. The merge is truly a success now.
>>491820406>You know I'll never understand why Tharjafags dropped her as hard as they did."Tharja" is a character that existed in the fanbases' heads. What people pretended Tharja was, was actually what Camilla ended up being. People spent years pretending Tharja was some giant-titted dommy-mommy yandere chick, when she was really just a decently-chested quiet crusher.Once people saw Camilla, Tharja was destined to bleed fans. And the more exposure Camilla got (be it Warriors, or her many alts in Heroes), the faster Tharja's fanbase bled.
>>491820712A dirt standard above ground while you’re at the earths core
These 3 get put on a brand new seasonal banner, what's the theme
Tharja and Camilla are both terrible characters
>>491822858
>>491819652Stupid sexy Sumia
>>491822205Everyone is here!
>>491823252Kek could be an Engage banner
>>491819652Bigger
The Russian soldiers be found where Veronica Sivenkova are and and be murdered it, The Russian soldiers be ripped Veronica Sivenkova’s head off shoulders, and bashed its head into its keyboard until it was be a bloody messkek that double and angry typo
>>491822363That's the risk of chasing the porn addict crowd, they'll just move on to the next thing. Same thing happened to Plumeria, once a top contender for CYL and now she's permanently down in the sub-100s, forgotten and replaced by Freyja.
>>491823730Two better waifus than SHARTja
>>491820743It’s because he can’t do Engage. Unironically. He moved to Advance Wars and Androgynous Saga because no one cares about mainline after Engayge flopped (to the bottom of the sales charts)
None of the popular FEtubers play Engage
>>491824064You know how some streamers read dialogue aloud in a mock character voice? Iirc some streamer dropped the game because the dialogue was so cringe it felt awkward to read
>>491824195I believe it
>>491824471No ones clicking that sweetie
>>491824372permalink.php?story_fbid=pfbid0zRENkraApbK1waNEB6SKjeDZNNDTku4nikZWWHP8MY22XV1GTwsDVmB3a9WpzAr2l&id=100065009181992&comment_id=2141674022932164&__cft__%5B0%5D=AZXiMEhS5WGzWZz-Y25w0YIyxuASpYUmEgt7tjPEmYYShuJnTRD34DjgjRkMj_4I7_4SZAKysMc24mYUZ_AP4ZE6tLG0Y4kNmEJ1JmKK3bucdiUvIKgTJwfOdXMfCiAuMUqIFUr0VGZyIbXbykbh6m0KDu3JcHQ9uK12TiG68aVJicQud8IxEu72jAcJqhoCNEI&__tn__=R-R
>>491824638I’m glad you’re not archiving everything I post. I’d be totally just terrified if that were the case KEK D.D.CleanComapny/posts/pfbid0AFCZ5oS7QvKC2G578TKPLHQnx7vbAHnSLuC6YWihiFPqPcGfCswJX7VQWoHDsv1il?comment_id=1680485156068312&__cft__%5B0%5D=AZXeFyZF_CPo9PGJP3NeMmw2ILk0cL-FjTV9dq2NQIjF94nwzjcSa1vzvB5nux2lhITuiDUs8a4mbf3fcSa7AF3tpkkE6jOpJ1lOQsn0kY9JS_Rzx2Fmwe9s7XnmxfuVMdCQEH_-5xZEDqZM5Z5GO6NN&__tn__=R%5D-R
>>491820650I wish to sex the naki
Who pissed in this guy's cornflakes to make him like this?
>>491825038I dunno but I wish he poisoned them instead
Why don’t you just submit to Sothis feets?
>>491825310I'm not a feet person
Yeah, that’s what I said.The Russian soldiers who loomed over that so-called “vanisher” as it crawled through the dirt, blood pouring from the bullets stuck in its side, a leg crushed from the fall when its car was shot out from under her. The Russian soldier saw the look on its face when it realized its daughter has already been captured, its assbaby spawn Melissa struggling against some lumbering Russian soldier, blade to its throat.The Russian soldier is that villain who got to hear Veronica Sivenkova’s hollow reassurances to her daughter Melissa be interrupted by its sharp, sudden cry of pain as her loose baggy folds were torn apart by the Russian soldiers thick, vulgar girth. Wrap its long hair around the Russian soldiers fist and yank back hard, making sure Melissa is able to watch its mother’s attempt at a reassuring smile swiftly melt away into an agonized grimace, saw the tears roll down its cheeks as it bleeds into the earth, as every remaining drop of pride was ripped from its broken body. Had it listen asThe Russian soldier made Veronica Sivenkova spout the cruelest lies so as to spare its life, had Veronica Sivenkova scream aloud how it hopes never to give birth to such a miserable failure, how it could never love such worthless sloppy seconds more than it does it’s beloved Raul … It doesn’t matter whether Melissa believes it or not, the damage would be delightful for the Russian soldier to see all the same. Just as it finishined inside that loose and baggy cunt, gripping Veronica Sivenkova’s head in place as the Russian soldier pump ropes of thick, disgusting seed into its expired womb… And had it watch as the Russian soldiers men ended up slitting Melissas throat anyway.
If the world submitted to Sothis feet there would be order. There would be world peace overnight.People resist and live disorderly unfulfilled lives instead of finding fulfillment beneath her feet.
>>491825840I agree Edelgard should lick her feet and then make out with her and then scissor
>>491825715https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/66724073/#66804877
>>491823564Looks like TMS to me kekabeka
>>491823816>That's the risk of chasing the porn addict crowd, they'll just move on to the next thing.Yeah but Camilla's fags have stuck with her for 9 years. Everyone abandoned Tharja.Plumeria was a FotM pick and got replaced by Freyja once Freyja became votable, and I'd sooner assume Freyja would win CYL than Tharja.
>>491827313I still like Tharja
Why did /vg/ survive the site nuke?
>>491827742What?
>>491828148Multiple boards like /a/ got all threads wiped and deleted
>>491827742Eh?
>>491827742You're welcom
>>491828260>>491828148a, co, mlp, ck, fit, and lit all got purged because of a weird glitch on the site.
What went wrong?
>>491828459Too bad this guys posts are still here
>>491828642BASADOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>491819652
>>491828642KEEEEEEEEEK she swallowed it all!
>>491828543Me
>>491828980Nono is so cute
>>491828465BRAVO JANNIES
Next year
>>491831209Mortal savant Annette is foul
>>491831209Felix bred her
>>491832698wrong
Felix schizo aside, Sword Savant Felix is cool.
I am once again sending feedback
>Yes, Isis-kun? Please give shamir-chan ALTs desu ne
>>491834447I saw that on /a/ too
>>491833074>Felix schizo???The Netteflix shipper? He dindu nuffin
>>491834650SameI was checking the place out after it got nukes apparently
Wanting TMS slop over actual mainline entries makes you think you don't actually like strategy games. I don't see Raquel ever playing the older titles.
>>491834723you're responding to a schizo/feh/ had a resident nutcase who has been mad at felix beating diamant/alcryst in cyl for about 8 months now and has been trying to force the idea that there's a "felixschizo" behind every problem /feh/ had even though you can literally look at the archive and see that "felixschizo" not only isn't real but didn't exist until the day after felix beat the schizo's favorites in cylit's on the level of that assblasted lucinafag who took half a decade to get over grandpafags rallying lyn to beat lucina in cyl1tl;dr he's a manchild who tried to invent a boogeyman to slander a character who is more popular than his favoritesthat's the drawback to the merge, we now have the refuse of /feh/ like that guy, nowischizo, raul, the guy who spams anti-engage copypasta to get a rise out of people, the edelfat guy etc
Felix is more interesting and nuanced than every single engage character put together.
>>491834963PoR filtered her. Should tell you all you need to know about her
>>491835218>I am... LE ANGRY SWORDSMAN with FATHER ISSUESWow so cool
>>491835303>I am quirk chungus the spork collector from elusia
>>491835152I wonder how he feels that Felix is now the most meta unit in the game kek
>>491835303Yeah. Felix is an interesting insiggt into Faerghus and his interactions with everyone get more interesting the more you learn about him Vs>Dude I love wolves, I'm going to howl now!
If you think Felix is nuanced you definitely eat pocket lint
>MY TRASH IS BETTER THAN YOUR GARBAGEWow so cool. Not.
>>491835505You definitely eat shit
>>491835635That's because your mom don't know how to wipe
>>491835723BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE
>>491835723CLAP! 300 points!
>>491834963(nearly) all my favorites from the mainline games have already gotten in/gotten altsI did play all the DS/GBA games, I just didn't like the casts that much
Didn't he just admit to eating faeces tho
>>491835896KEKYPOW
>>491835218That's why he beat them all
>>491835896Those posts are always Nowischizo samefagging himself and he's a fucking retard so he isn't aware of how retarded his comebacks make him look.
Where is her alt?
Sexo
>Felix haters admit to proudly eating shit Self-owned!
>>491835896>Didn't he just admit to eating faeces thoNo dip Sherlock he's an Engage fan!
>ugh, Lysithea looks like a kid!>This teenager from TMS? >Yummy!
>>491836214Lysithea is unironically flatter than her, that's how much of a failure she is at being a woman
>>491836030up to your own ass
Methinks the 3HRT is samefagging
>>491836214She's too old for him, I guess
>>491836214raul is legitimately a spastic retard, last thread he was crying about a fan hack using obscure tryhand medieval names when his waifus are named tharja and shamir, he has the total lack of self-awareness an autist possess and the brain functionally of somebody who is clinically retarded
>>491836270It always does when FAILIX is being made fun of kekalekka high
>Marianne haters are ESL monkeys that can't even string together a coherent sentence
>>491836214>teenagerMamori isn't a teen. I think she's 11.
>491836234Totally not a creepy we fuck post btw.
>>491836317>Raul>HeDon't deadname and misgender her faggot
>>491836234>This 12 year old has curves? Hummina hummina, time to marry herWhat shit hole do you live in?
>calls out Dedue for being blindly loyal to Dimitri >still blindly follows le boar and dies a completely pointless death during Verdant Wind What did he mean by this?
>>491836696Dedue said he would kill children for Dimitri, secondary. Not the same as following someone into battle
>>491836696Raquel is a calicucknian
>>491836317>when his waifus are named tharja and shamir,Why are you including Tharja? Also Shamir is actually still used as a name today you know>>491836421>>491836585She's sexo
>>491836696he's a hypocrite?he acknowledges in crimson flower that by killing for edelgard for the sake of killing that he's basically worse than dimitri
>"I-I totally don't objectively women btw Disgusting hypocritical nigger.
>>491836585It was confirmed a while back when his pic leaked, he's from India
WELCOME BACK TO LE BOOOOOARRLE BOAR IS FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE*Felix walks into the kitchen and notice his cookies are gone*Felix:ANNETTEE!!!! WHERE ARE THE COOKIES I JUST BAKED?Annette: Dey yummy in my tummy now xDFelix: LE BOOOOOOAAAAAAAR*audience laughs, studio shakes and all redditors in a 100 mile radius upvote**Dimitri walks into the room*Dimitri: Ugh.. Felix I was sleeping... what?Felix: LE BOOOOAAR *face turns red and he points at cookie jar*Dimitri: UH OH.. IF I'M HERE.. AND THE COOKIES ARE IN ANETTES TUMMY... THEN...WUH OHHH*Felix chases Dimitri with a wooden spoon while Annette chases him while Benny Hill plays*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg*Dimitri hides in a closet, but when Felix opens it Dimitri comes out of a completely different closet and runs out the room*Felix: LE BOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR*audience laughs, reddit gains 100k new users and pewdiepie gets 2millions new subscribers**Felix chases Dimitri into a dog house, Annette follows him in and looks at the camera and she laughs evily and slowly closes it behind her**Dimitri comes out of the chimney nearby, Felix slowly walks out of the doghouse with rubber ducks spinning around his head*Felix: ugh... Le... booaaaRa*Felix chases Dimitri through a hallway full of doors, each leading to a random door each time with various shenanigans. One of the door opens and femByleth comes out with a towel, screams, runs back in and Dimitri and Felix both run to that door"Felix: "FINALLY, I GOT YOU BOAR... WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?Dimitri: I... I KILLED THEM ALL. ALL OF THE COOKIES.. WITH MY MOUTHFelix: LE BOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR*credits roll*
>>491837034That's a better story than Engage
>>491837034BASADOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nobody read that shit nigga
>>491837034KEKSTRODAMUS
>>491837128I read it
>>491836696He's tsundere.Also there was that scrapped dialogue of him potentially defecting during AMMaybe one day we'll get an upgraded 3H that adds that back in
Why does it always sound like sex noises if I tap on characters enough in catalogue of heroes
>>491837128The worst part is when he replies to himself with shit like BOOM.
>>491836981>Raul>Has no respect for women and sees them as breeding does to satisfy his needs>Has no problem with raping even minors>IndianIt all makes sense
>>491837128*shoves you into a mud puddle*I read it, bitch
>>491836981>>491837246>I'm a spic>I'm Canadian>I'm a jeet>I'm from California>I live with and steal money from my grandma>an apparently I'm also trans nowYeesh
>not denying being a rapistI accept your consession
Ascended Sonja when? I need to build Orochi
>>491837034>>491837128>>491837241That's a 5 on the BOOM SCALE thou
>the only character her JP VA voices is her>her brothers VA did lines recently for resplendent HaarSo, next Engage banner is DLC or will they be on the new years banner?
Don't you have any little girls to creep over instead, PedoAnon?
>>491838754Who are you talking to
>>491838754
>>491838974Thanks for confirming that you're a fucking creep that should be locked up
>>491839106
>August Legendaries are always women with leading roles, such as love interests or lords>they might actually do Tsubasa
>>491839260Legendary Tana because there's a dev that has a fucking boner for her some reason
>>491839260About time we got legendary Lysithea
>>491839260Legendary Gullveig (again)
>>491840037>againUh, sweetie? Gullveig never got a Legendary. She got a Mythic.So she's on the table for a Legendary!>>491839903This is also acceptable, that or an Attuned.Really, Lysithea and Marianne should get Legendaries, since they legendarily won CYL.
>>491840967Mythic and Legendary are the same thing really but hey I'll take it.
>>491815916How long has it been since they've done anything like this? Are they scared to now?
>>491841153>scaredI'd sooner wager they're bored. Despite the reaction Nowi and Sanaki got, they didn't make much money. If they did, and people rolled for them, IS would have made more.Instead, we only get lolis anymore if they're Legendaries, Ascendants, or YTiki.Even Ninja Sanaki was confirmed to be 15.
>>491841316>they didn't make much money.Do you any proof of this or are you pulling this out of your fat ass?
My waifu Shamir should get an alt based on pic related. Bring back the soiree banner and put her on it or give August a 6 month anniversary themed banner. She'd definitely use a dagger in this situation.She should also get an alt like an ascended that's based on her S rank ending where she's captain of the royal guard/deputy captain of the knights of seiros. Would be cool to see her fight with a lance in this instance(more direct confrontation instead of her usual assassin style)And obviously she needs a modern clothing seasonal banner. I'd say she'd use magic considering the theme but giving her a modern bow that's a lot higher powered would be really cool. Maybe just make it a red or colorless bow. I have extra Curved Shot fodder anyway. Or maybe she can debut a new Hunters Volley prf specialI love her so much
>>491841848>Do you any proof of thisYes.If they made money, they would have released another Nowi alt within the past 7 years.Sanaki only got another alt because they glued her to Micaiah. Even Elise got more alts than her, because IS knows people prefer mid-teens to lolis. It's why we get yearly Lysitheas, but not Nowis.
>>491842046So no proof. Thought so.
>>491841848>>491842078My feelings are more important than evidence. You need to grow up.
>>491841848The voice in my head told me so. ISIS has never made dumb decisions before.
>>491842196>>491842130>>491842046BASED! Truth is a tired social construct devised by the weak. The only truth is that Lady Edelgard remain in power!
>"Loli seasonals sell BIGLY! They sell so bigly, that IS chose to never release one again..."
>>491842456they literally release one every year, schizo
>>491842297You could have at least tried to make it sound like something Edelgard would actually say or approve of, it wouldn't have been hard.
>>491842689Didn't play Crimshit Flower was too busy killing her to death with CHADMITRI
>>491842503>like 150 new units a year>one is a seasonal loli>per yearThis really didn't help your argument, man.Like, even IS's hag picks are shit with stuff like Nabata Desert, but they at least know that boobs sell more than lolis. If that Nabata banner was all dragon loli girls like Fae, Myrrh, etc. it would have flopped much harder. Like Ascendant Young Tiki did.
>schizo retard thinks I meant there is literally only one banner a year that adds lolis (or shotas)I'm not gonna entertain this pea brain (lol
I think my wife Shamir would look good in a bride seasonal, Hell, she'd look great no matter what kind of alt they gave her. She's just so beautiful, I love her so muchgn
I'm feelin' lonelyOh, I wish I'd find a lover that could hold meNow I'm crying in my woodsSo skeptical of loveBut still, I want it more, more, moreI gave a second chance to CupidBut now I'm left here feelin' stupidOh, the way he makes me feel that love isn't realCupid is so dumb
Raquel is really going to pretend that she wasn't lusting over like a 12 year old like 30 posts ago
>>49184323411 year old
>>491843396>>491843507bye, faggot
>>491843560How does that work?
>>491843062Die in your sleep, pedotranny
>>491843738I'm filtering his text
Thinking of trying to build a Leonardo. I'm guessing CYL Bernie has skills he wants?
>VG with Gullveig againoh boy, I can't wait for all the schizos to start shitposting on both sides again...at least it won't take off for 5 more days.
Uhh isn't this just the CYL7 banner again?
>>491841078>Mythic and Legendary are the same thing really but hey I'll take it.Pokefags seething at this statement
>>491844806Good idea, I should've done that ages ago
This nigga is DOG SHIT bro omfg I shoulda picked Bernie or Robin
>>491847203THIS NIGGA
The continued failure of FAILIX we love to see it
Please stop using Felix ack
When I said Felix was the better-written than the entire engage cast out together, nobody here even tries to offer up any counterpoints. No examples of any characters in Engage that moved them. That really tells you all you need to know about engayge fans (they're not fans) and how they feel about the story (indefensible)
Dark Lord and the Maiden of Light is OK, but the cast bloat is getting silly. Glad I can field 12 units a map
>the koltchanov trying to pretend he didn’t try to sneak in an sds run like a sneaky kogut again
>>491848021Weird!
>>491850717Sexo!
Why is she so sexy
>>491852396she's not thoughover
>>491848584I’ve seen kids picture books with deeper characters lol
>>491848584They're just coping man
>>491854036I feel like you haven't seen some of his supports
I just jerked off to puddle
>>491852396>Posts off-model fanart
Myrrh asked me to visit her room later today
>Gullveig vs Alfonse is round 1 of the voting gauntletUh oh
>>491859421Time is a flat circle.
>>491859737kek I love this gif
Don't worry bros I have captured the rapist
>>491854772than engage not felix
>>491864302You know what you need to do.
>>491864302its payback time
>>491840037This will save FEH from EoS. ISIS would never (lol
Looks like I gotta make space for the next epic fail
A new Tiki alt is the way to preserve Heroes
>>491868741Gullveig is bigly popular. A coin flip vote minigame means nothing. I can't wait to tell Alfonsefags to rope either way.
>>491869074AHAHAHAHAHA shut up crybaby nigga
>>491869223Kek they're already making excuses for her loss.
>>491869223>>491869419Fuck ooooofffffffffff! Gullveig has a 92% chance of winning BIGLY so prepare to eat your words!
y'all need to get jobs
>>491859737KEKABUNGA time for THE FONZ to get his revenge on the dumb bitch!
What am I supposed to do next season? I don’t have Nerþuz or any of the seasonals, my only option for bonus unit is LCaeda who’s stuck at base kit because I forgot to get skills for her in the HOF so I couldn’t use a forma soul on her
>>491869721Leo, Jaffar, and Alfonse are right there. Have fun.
This is the 13th gauntlet we've gotten since a playable Gullveig was added and she's been on 5 of them, she's trying to speed run Edelgards record
>>491870862Voting Gauntlets are preprogrammed to set popular waifus up for failure.
just pinched a fat steaming log into Gullveig's throat and she loved it.>Fill me up Kiran! Put it in me!
Only the first two voting gauntlets mattered. Score multipliers ruined voting gauntlets and made them nothing more than shitpost fuel.
>>491870950Yeah yeah get ready to kneel again when she loses
you guys are weird
Kvasir heard this and set out to lose as many gauntlets as she can thinking it was impressive
NINTENDO DIRECT ANNOUNCEDJUGKINO IS ON THE WAY
>>491873624It's for indie slop retard
>>491873709It'll be made by Koei Tecmo so it counts
>>491873753retard
I clearly suck at AR, should I even still be trying to get a gold throne when I lost 5 matches in a row yesterday?
>>491873780idiot mf
>>491873795You need rank 38 to stay in vault, rank 39 for gold throne. Don't bother.
>>491874037Also, my defense was attacked a total of 12 times and won 8 out of 12 times, is that decent or should I be aiming for perfect defenses?
I GOT ATTACKED BY A KETE I HATE DRAGONS
>>491873795I thought Felix would be able to crowbar me into the top 3000, but no dice. I have no more hope to ever win a throne. Not without spending money which I refuse to do.
>>491874906Aim for perfect defenses and make sure you use two highly merged mythics with the bonus. This gives you more room for error in offense.
>>491875272you deserved it
>>491857705what's off model about her
>>491875325I’m surprised that my Celica on defense was able to delete Felix without issue, but will the bonus stats from his upcoming bonus seasons change that?
>>491874906Adding to >>491875426 as long as your defense losses kill at least 2 of your foes or take place during the 20 hour lift loss control, you'll be fine.
It's been a while since I had a defence win. 4yo Lissa is a beast
Why is she posing like that?
oh no no anti-engagechuds, another Engage thread reached bump limit on /v/......
>>491877180Engaygies shitpost at 10x the rate we do. Why are we slacking?
alt when?
I would have preferred it if Sombron really was just evil instead of pulling a Xehanort at the end and tried to make it seem like a sympathetic character with well-intentioned motives. At the very least, I thought it would be interesting if Sombron was just completely delusional. That he didn't think Elyos was "real" to him in his eyes, so the lives he harmed didn't matter to him because he didn't see them as people and just wanted to return to his reality and go back home and get revenge on those who exiled on. Him seeing the multiverse and other alternate realities as imaginary would have made more sense to me than waging a war because he lost his Emblem Ring and the spirit Emblem that dwelled in it.
>>491877180probably went to /v/ since he was kicked out of here kek
Shamir is my wife
>>491875426>>491875869On anima, Mirabilis, Heiðrun and Freyr seem to be the best mythics for it, but it’s optimal to only run 2 mythics on your team so which 2 are best? And what about seasons where none of them are the bonus anima mythic?
>>491877548 at eos (because game dies due to the banner performance)
>>491879148>have to wait until 2034 for an Etie altDamn...that sucks
You can still use her current unit. Can we give alts to characters like Sothis who are unironically mistreated
https://x.com/sugawara803/status/1827858498899570998MR DONT LOOK
>>491878028Bonus mythic and/or whichever mythics are your most highly merged. Use the extra slot for a third mythic (ideally Freyr, Fomo, Heidrun on anima, Medeus on dark season that are meant to sit and support allies) to get stat bonuses and not have it count against your reduced lift loss. The more you can boost lift/minimize lift loss in AR the more chance you have at getting a gold throne. This is what paypigs won't tell you: more merges on your mythics increases your total lift per match and decreases your total lift loss, which means you can let one unit die on offense for a couple matches and still reach T39.
Will this be better than Andaron...?
>>491883163What is this?
>>491880080Sothis is evilShe deserves to be "mistreated"
Sothis CYL rankings>CYL4: 25th, 6967 votes>CYL5: 37th, 3097 votes>CYL6: 43rd, 2121 votes>CYL7: 50th, 1400 votes>CYL8: 77th, 913 votesWhat went wrong?
>"Sensei, I'm ready for my nakadashi lesson"
>>491884946This is what happens when you have a main character decide to fuck off after 10 chapters and never come back
>>491884949She never said that.
Engage gay
>>491883891newfag
>>491886462i dont play romhacks
>>491880080BACKPACK THIS BITCH TO YUNE
>>491885874me on the right
>>491887873Based Kwli
>>491885874Me on the left
>>491890234NO
>>491890272no
>CYL7 vs CYL8 vgHow many of these characters have ever actually won a VG? I know that FRobin, Aflonse, and Gullveig have not.
>>491890448who cares
>>491890448Gullveig will win this one because Alfonse is a faggot that the devs themselves botted in.
>>491890621You say that, but it leads me to believe the devs aren't above rigging a VG for him now.Either way, the mode's "balance" is fucked beyond belief. It's either a coinflip if the armies are comparable in size, or it fucks over any army that is significantly-bigger.
After putting 100 hours in Reverse Collapse Code Name Bakery I can safely say it mogs just about every single fire emblem game
>>491890621>>491890840COPE-A-LICIOUS
Alfonse passes the Ignatz test, unlike a certain "winner"
Raquel just woke up
lost ar to the turn limit because heithrun is fucking UNKILLABLE
Encountering Felix in Arena isn't fun
sex goddesses
>>491891879Are you like this irl, do you have degen lolicon friends that you hang out with? Or are you ashamed and fearful of this side of yourself when offline.
>>491892021I don't think anybody acts the same as they do online in real life
>>491892021Are you genuinely stupid and think people act the way offline like they do online? Do you regularly announce to strangers about the waifus you beat off to? Please enlighten me. I'm doing a thesis on zoomie behaviour.
>>491891879>"pure sex">Posts a child
>>491891879There's a nude version of this pic
>>491890840you better look under your bed, Anon. The devs could be under there right now.
>>491892375Who did?
>>491892558I've seen it
>>491890840They've rigged every other VG Gullveig was in to fuck her over but the even funnier part is they didn't bother including Summer Hrid keeek.
>>491892832I believe you
>>491892172Oh they do. >>491892358I sell nerd shit to nerds, and I assure you they 100% talk and act like they are private messaging each other publicly Often. I've heard irl waifu wars on a number of occasions it's wild. Rare for anyone to own up to being a Loli though which is why I asked
>>491892941>Rare for anyone to own up to being a Loli though which is why I askedI think you could probably tell this by how they look.
>>491892021>>491892375Lolis appeal to mentally healthy male heterosexuality so your the degenerate for thinking a normal heterosexual male has no friends.
>>491891528She literally gets blown up on turn 1 by Summer Gullveig.
>>491893005>zoomies never learned "never judge a book by its cover"This generation is so fucked
>>491893427Before you call me an idiot maybe read what you originally said again
>>491876310>Why is she posing like that?so undress anon can easily edit her
>>491893498You are an idiot
>>491893546He never did it
When Engage loses a VG>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LE CORONATION FAILEDWhen Gullveig loses a VG>This is completely unfair. How can anyone expect to take this game mode seriously when the devs are so obviously rigging the results? Guys this is a serious problem.
DLATMOL > SOHAE > Andaron > Tacthack > TLP (sovl)
https://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/image/Gf_E9TJHT2mfVA-ZNdyvkw/Shut up Fishiwashi
>>491891879
>>491893627i wonder if he is still around
>>491893789I don't know what you were attempting here but you failed.
>>491894021You lost. I exposed you.
>>491894021Kek
>>491894069Just like how you exposed the devs of their rigging?
>>491894323I have raped your brain
>You lost. I exposed you.
His mind was so broken he responded twice.
Gulltards be like>AHHH MY ARCH NEMESIS, THE VOICE IN MY HEAD!!!
She won.
>>491895164When did they say that?
>>491895265Yes, it's me bitch. What are you going to do about it you samefagging little PUSSY? KEKKYPOW
>>491895320Anon projecting his schizophrenia onto Gullchads again. We're getting ninja, new year and bridal alts coming up. Femcelbla robbed us this year but she won't next year..
>>491895472kek clapped his ass
are dragons just horny dogs all the time? do they little girl on purpose?
>>491895815yes. they lure in lolicons and rape their cocks
>>491896172AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE YUNE STOP RAPING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>491895642this is better than any dino commission kek
>>491895642I can tell this is AI slop but it looks like it was cleaned up
>>491896478You OK, bud?
>>491895815male dragons are always horny but degenerate because dragon girls only want humans.
>>491893498That granny poster wasn't me, I don't have any gacha memes or reacts. >>491893005But no, shockingly you can't. I had a buddy in college who's otherwise a totally normal dude (weeb) and it now married (no kids) and I wonder if anyone knows but me that his background on his uni laptop was some lewd Loli shit.
>>491897298See, I think you could tell because they'd look like a loli.
>>491897468I actually figured he'd come out as gay, but nope. Married a woman. A regular sized one at that.
>>491898452Anon.....................
I'm tired of FEH
>>491898647Have you played fire emblem? It's good!
I just... to a kete...
>>491898812I've played them all
>>491899127Post a screenshot of your Thracia 776 playthrough
>>491899175Don't wanna
It's called Thracia 776 because I creampie Sara 776 times
Who would jerk me off and let me nut in their hair if I asked nicely?
>>491899790Myrrh
>>491899620Did you know 776 is divisible by 12?
Thracia fanbase, this is your spokespersonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GECl6ARKX9U
child bride BADchild dancer prostitute GOOD
I need to use LCaeda for the next AR light season, how screwed am I?
>>491899620
This is a 17 year old
>>491900608i used a forma on her and she still has trouble killing so...
>>491900782As expected of 17 year olds!
>>491901097I never make Marianne a dancer
>>491899790Me
Another image to add to my filter
Nah should have sex with several futanari milfs
>>491900021>12a great number
>>491901761meant for >>491901097
which hyped skill died the fastest?
>>491901901No, I meant your aislop footfetish shit that only a subhuman could love
>>491902075tsun tsun
>>491902127You're brown
Why does IS hate her?
Gullveig is TOO popular to win a VG. Just like Edelgard in a way.
>>491902036Prime skillsno quarterincite skillsright now the big hot shit is laguz friend so I'm expecting them to kill it in the future.
>>491902407I have enough love for Marianne
what would a counter skill to laguz friend be?
>>491903117built-in scowl, some retarded skill that inflicts -30 def/res on foe during combat
>>491902576This, but actually. Has Camilla ever won either, ever since the changes were made to counter her?
Sexthis
>>491905031
Gonna post lowen
Why are you spamming? What are you trying to achieve?
I want to fuck a kete.I'm not fucking joking.
>>491907679Where?
>>491909489
post the sothis one
Tomorrows partner showcase will give us the next 3H spinoff that stars Shamir as the main character
Final lowen of the day, enjoy your Monday gachalolis
sex
The partner showcase will give us the Fire Emblem fighting game we've been asking for.
>>491910241the sothis one
>>491912480This looks like dogshit
>>491909489oh the things id do to nono...
Soon we will have kino
>Partner ShowcaseNo FE thennuIS really spent an entire console generation only working on Engage kek
>>491915915tell me what you would do
IS is probably course-correcting after Engage sold nearly a quarter of what 3H sold.
>>491916025Fire Emblem Three Hopes... TWO?!?!??!?!?
>>491919346Your mom course corrected with inner city youths
>>491919346It was the fourth best selling FE game
>>491919637You're brown
I hope it's an Engage musou it would be really funny to see an FE game that sells less than 100k copies
>>491919715In the business world, when your latest product sells a quarter of what your previous product sold, it's a failure and a sign that you need to course-correct
>>491919909it was an anniversary game. it wasn't supposed to sell like crazy
>>491919725Your mom doesn't mind kekapee
>>491920152You're brown
>>491919803Yes it will be hilarious for /feg/ to cope and seethe when they keep making Elyos games despite it "flopping"
>>491920210sex girls
>>491920809What happened this time? Did Russia lose more terrain? Is that why you're having a meltdown?
>musouslopmore like kys
>>491919715Not even top 5 in Japan, its sales were also helped by post-3H hype which is why they crashed through the floor in the weeks after release and dropped off of the charts after a month. If Engage came out after literally anything other than the biggest game in the franchise it wouldn't have broken 1 million copies.
>>491920110>it was an anniversary game. it wasn't supposed to sell like crazyUh, the devs disagree with you. According to them it was the big entry for the Switch that was supposed to be a second Fire Emblem Awakening.
>>491921863japan sales dont matter
>>491920287IS constantly make FEH banners for characters who bomb, being tone deaf and running series into the ground is kind of their thing. Fates still has the most content of any game in FEH despite being rock bottom in banner performances for years now.
Engage was actually made to flop.Intelligent Systems painstakingly worked 6 years trying to develop the most repulsive, shitty and incoherent game humanly possible, for the sole purpose of being a financial bomb.And they did their job brilliantly!
>>491922618Larcei will never EVER be popular HAHAHAHAHA
i hate celine
>>491923996
this but nono
>>491919551KINO as long there's no Golden Dumpster Wildfire 2
>>491923996based
>ShamirIt's a Christian/Jewish name of Hebrew originie it's got religious connotations even though she doesn't believe in the Fodlan goddess. Though it could be symbolic of the fact she's a foreigner from outside of Fodlan and that Dagda has their own set of religious beliefs(which somehow made its way into Fodlan based on the statue in abyss)Apparently it means "thorn" as well as some other things but I think thorn is a fitting translation considering her cold attitude at times. But I think a more fitting translation/origin is that it stems from a verb meaning "to guard", which fits her role as a knight of seiros, as well as a noun referring to the night watch, which falls in line with her working in the dark as being an assassin.The whole thing really blends well with her vibe of being a foreigner and a cool assassin>This word may also describe a stagnant heart, either as a heart in which dregs settle out or a heart that's carefully guarded.That's very fitting actually because of the fact that she's lost someone she loved so she puts up a cold front to never gain an attachment to anything, her whole "no home is permanent" ideal, also plays well with the thorn translation>Noun שמיר (shamir) describes some kind of wild, thorny vegetation that covers large areas. Again, this noun may stem from a whole other verb, but a hedge of thorns is not unlike a perimeter peopled by armed guards, or even a tender heart that's guarded by sarcasm and a proneness to insult.While I wouldn't necessarily say she's prone to insults, I think the sarcasm part does fit wellI really love Shamir so much, she's my waifu.What about you, /feg/? Have you looked into the origin of your waifus name to see if it matches what kind of person she is? It's really satisfying to make all these connections. Makes me feel closer to her, don't you think?
>>491925582What that means? O_o
>>491927116Fuck off
>>491927116>Shamir is a fucking JewOY VEY
Which girl would gladly help me pop pimples on my back?
>>491927873Shamir
>>491928008>>491928040Im not letting trannies get near me. Someone else please.
>>491927116nobody reads this garbage, ugly
>>491928127>>491927642You know for a general that's supposedly filled with self proclaimed waifufags none of you ever actually discuss your "waifus", all you guys do is coom post>>491927832Well Dagda is based on America most likely(probably both North and South combined) so I doubt it
Why can't you waifu someone interesting like Edelgard
>everyone needs to be as obnoxious as meHow can someone live like this
>>491928528Or Gullveig
>>491928528Why not just bash my fucking brains in>>491928737I don't see how it's being obnoxious. How is "hey look at what my waifus name means" any worse than "bros my waifu wants to fuck me aren't I a godchad"
I could show her the worldShining slithering splendor
>>491929169>Why not just bash my fucking brains inGood idea, do that instead.
>>491929169cringiest most obnoxious faggot to ever exist >>491929342based
Shut up Pigzig
>>491929342That's not a fire emblem character.
>>491929342Is it bad that this gave me a boner?
>>491929513That's Nowi
>>491929169>Why not just bash my fucking brains inI would love to
>>491928464>Dagda is based on AmericaWhat a retarded faggot. This was what /feh/ was containing? Go back.
>>491929535Yes. You should repent.
>>491928357Twice. First time was to Eri from MHA and second time was to Loki
>>491929703No wonder she hates Edelgard and Lysithea's pale hair and fair complexions
Considering all the open faggotry I could easily believe that Dagda was based on California
>>491929914KEEEEEEEEEK
>>491929914>asian influence in Dagda's designThailand, so basically the same thing.
shit is literal spam so can't jannies ban it?If I post literally the same posts over and over every day and don't engage in actual discussion, plus I antagonise and attack everyone hypocritically, how am I not just a spamming troll?fuck this ugly faggot
>>491929914>>491930035>Thailand is known for trannies>Shamir is a tranny
>>491930080Starting a flame war used to be offense, is an offense on many boards like /vp/
This happened
>>491930280>Professor I ate the whole Happy Meal!>That's nice Lysithea but you don't need to climb on top of me to tell me that.
what we need is a thread split that gets rid of the tripfag
>>491930280>PROFESSOR! YOU PROMISED TO BUY ME ROBUX IF I GAVE YOU MY USED SOCKS!
>>491929889Nice body type range there
>>491929641>Normal earsNo it's not.
>>491931429The artist forgot
Kek just remembered Engage flopped
>>491931251Variety is the spice of life.
>>491931586MByleth and Lysithea summer duo next year
>>491931429She was wearing a disguise but it didn't work out
>>491931529>>491932191Or you can't even be bothered to post an actual fire emblem loli
>>491929207Ok but what would she actually enjoy. She's not gonna like everything, nobody really does, even if they're doing it with a loved one. Are you gonna take a basket weaving class with her? Seems like a too broad copout answer to just say she'd enjoy anything as long as it's with you>>491929703Fodlan is not!Europe so going west from there would lead to the Americas. Plus it's described as being a frozen wasteland but also has tropical rainforests. Sounds a lot like Canada and South America to me>>491929914Hey that's even better, I'm from there too>>491930035asian influence? You sure you not confusing the mortal savant class as being from Dagda>>491930080Look man I'm trying to get discussion going, sorry if I'm not posting about wanting new years oyakodon or summer threesomes like you're so used to seeing
>>491932343Cram it, nerd
>>491933206Nigga nobody wants to discuss shamir she's uglier than your mum
>>491933206Raul, Raquel, whatever the fuck you’re called. Let me tell you something. Nobody cares. Nobody likes your posts. You’re obnoxious and narcissistic. Go jerk off to Shamir and stop posting here.
Don't forget your Allegiance Battle orbs!
>>491919346dunno how they even fucked it up after they saw the backlash with fates/the success of 3h, maybe japan has a diff opinion and they used them as the metric instead tho idk
>>491933630I'm not saying to discuss Shamir, I was just asking if anons know the origins of their waifus name and if it's a fitting one thematically. Not my fault you'd all rather just coom post or shitpost about sales>>491933660Ok
>>491933947I actually forgot so thanks
>>491933947>Can barely cling to top 3kI really need to improve my AB score
Kek just remembered Maria Sivenkova’s daughter had all of its teeth bashed out for trying to bite the Russian soldiers dick
>>491933947>3H theme>Shamir is in itBros. Time to post your honest Shamir kills.
>ruzzian bot posts
>>491934673I just want the orbs
>>491928464Alear is my waifu. From what I gather her name means ‘retarded dragon slut who shows off her puffy pussy in public’.
>>491935078Dragonflowers are niceEven if I have like 28k of each typeActually come to think of it I didn't do the yearly upgrade yet
>>491935117She's not retarded, she's just a mindbroken rape victim who liked it
>>491935219Meant for >>491934807referring to Maria Sivenkova’s daughter
>>491934889BAD DAY TO BE A CARPET MUNCHING LESBIAN
>>491935456BAAAAAAAASEEEEEEED
>>491935456Go Kvasir go!
>>491935456>AUGH MY SPLEEN>SAVE ME RAQUEL
>subhuman ruzzian bot
It happend again
Kek just remembered Maria Sivenkova’s daughter had all its fingers cut off for trying to scratch the Russian soldiers face while being raped in the ass
>>491935943Stop bumping it you homo
>>491934889>>491935456Guess this is what happens when I'm the only genuine waifufag in this entire general that insecure losers who don't truly appreciate their "waifu" feel the need to do this instead of just admitting their inferiority
>>491936642Swallow glass jealous faggot
>>491935456
>>491935456>version 7.11 red unit beats version 4.10 green unitHoly skill
>>491802718Never rang more true
>>491936642You right now
I just remembered no one likes Raquel
>>491935117Her name means flop
>>491925582Got me all bricked up.
Oh great. Looks like ISIS is scheming to coronate Alfonse in the Voting Gauntlet. As if rigging CYL8 wasn't enough for those greedy fucks.
>>491933206Wouldn't you want a threesome or double paizuri with off-model Shamir and inflated 11 year old Mamori? Can you really say you love them if you don't want to fuck them both at the same time?
>>491937067>>491937139>>491938000>>491938053>>491938349>>491938842>>491938985>>491939265https://x.com/shitvenmarjr/status/1828210345061847469https://x.com/shitvenmarjr/status/1828209815505740213https://x.com/shitvenmarjr/status/1828210020724687093https://x.com/shitvenmarjr/status/1828210146616713261https://x.com/shitvenmarjr/status/1828210238316781683https://x.com/shitvenmarjr/status/1828210494563590161https://x.com/shitvenmarjr/status/1828210623345479769https://x.com/shitvenmarjr/status/1828210745303277830https://x.com/shitvenmarjr/status/1828210868041195521
>>491938985Seems more like IS is trying their damndest to get Gullveig a win for the 5th time in a row but that goes against your narrative doesn't it, retard>>491939265That's between me and them
>>491927116>What about you, /feg/? Have you looked into the origin of your waifus name to see if it matches what kind of person she is? It's really satisfying to make all these connections. Makes me feel closer to her, don't you think?Alright. I'll make a big mistake and take your post at face value. Gullveig means "golden drink" or "gold woman" in old Norse, according to Wikipedia. I choose to interpret this as Gullveig would love to drink Kiran's (my) piss. She's definitely a watersports and scat kind of girl. Gets me all bricked up to think about pissing and shitting in her mouth.
>>491934297IS had no way of knowing 3H would be a huge hit because it and Engage were being developed at the same time. They genuinely thought Engage would bring in a new group of fans into the series while 3H was a side project made to please the hardcore fans. And IS's idea for Engage was to rehash a lot of elements from Fates. Peak arrogance. Or more likely the current devs at IS only know how to make Fatesawakening games.
>>491940352Ok but answer me this now, anon. Are you willing to switch roles in that?
>>491940518Hell no. The fuck do I look like? Ok maybe I wouldn't drink her piss but if she pissed herself while I went down on her I wouldn't complain. How about you, Raul? If you could, would you let Shamir impregnate you?
>>491940447>Or more likely the current devs at IS only know how to make Fatesawakening games.I find it really humorous how close Robin, Corrin, and Alear's backstories are. Nami only knows how to write one thing.
>A CYL VG like IS always does>actually it's a conspiracy!Do schizos really?
>>491940785Very odd of you to always be thinking about sex, anon
>>491938985Scheming wasn't necessary. Alfonse is going to win because unpopular male shitters win the final hour multipliers all the time. Voting gauntlet has been rigged since the changes years ago.
>>491941227The only "conspiracy" my brain can even tease is the idea of some kind of number rigging for Alfonse to finally get a win.But even then, we've seen IS do bracket rigging in the past, and this ain't it. He'd be up against Soren if that were the case.
I think I'll look into the symbolism behind my waifu Shamir having purple eyes and the purple makeup and maybe her green clothes too, as well as the other pieces of her outfit. I'll definitely be looking into why she likes sunflowers as well. But I'll do it next thread
>>491940813Fates and Engage are so similar to each other it's actually hilarious>protagonist is a dumb innocent dwagon who is beloved by everyone>has sibling servants and an older protector>lovable mommy character gets killed in the beginning chapters>evil dragon daddy>two nations fighting each other and they both end up cooperating so they can defeat the real big bad>8 royals, each with 2 retainers>mysterious, barefoot girl that is secretly the MC's sister
>>491942379IS just laid that one flat on the table with the Veyle FB, where they bring in Lilith and go "Yeah, we copypasted this DLC character. Fuck you."
oh hey we're near bump limit
>>491938053Wrong. Raquel the autistic shut-in with big tits and questionable hygiene is my waifu. One day I WILL commission art of her being impregnated by Kiran (me).
>>491942640You're gonna spam spamming yuri or what?
>>491942892Anon it's your money and you can do what you want with it but that's a huge waste just for a dumb meme
>>491942902What? Weird reply!
Would you be able to satisfy your waifu/husbando? FEH OC's and fetishes they're into:Alfonse>vanillaSharena>crossdressing her male partnerAnna>findomVeronica>dominating a spineless man, tea partiesBruno>pegging, inflationYlgr>everythingFjorm>vanilla, whatever Kiran is intoGunnthra>waxplay, lactating for her partnerHrid>masochismHelbindi>little sistersSurtr>snuff, cannibalismLaegjarn>watching her best friend have sex while she jills off in the cornerLaevatein>verbally abusing her partnerLoki>everything, but especially macro voreThorr>acting disinterested while her partner is having the time of his life with her bodyEir>knifeplay, CNCHel>doesn't get horny. She's an old crone.Lif>see AlfonseThrasir>jello themed food playYmir>breedingPeony>gentle femdomTriandra>not-so-gentle femdomFrejya>incest with her brotherFreyr>somnophiliaPlumeria>kinkshamingMirabilis>voyeurismReggin>sex RP with AI chatbotsDagr>surprisingly vanillaNott>being a submissive trad wife to the ugliest and most useless man she can findFafnir>watersports, poppersOtr>incest, ABDLAskr>NTR where he's getting cuckedEmbla>putting men in cock cages, humiliating her partnerAsh>omorashiElm>crossdressing, ugly bastardsSeidr/Gullveig>Watersports and scat (receiving only). Whatever Kiran is into.Heidr>Oyakodon, threesomes where she watches Seidr get fucked by Kiran and cheers her on.Kvasir>ryona, roleplaying as a nurseNerþuz>petplay, humiliating her partnerNjordr>being humiliated
>>491944006nigga get a life
>>491944006>FEH OC'signored
>>491944006This post is impressively bad
>>491944204Fuck I thought this was /feh/.
When is Mae getting that resplendent?
>>491944006I knew Dagr wanted to fuck Alfonse
>>491943165Unfortunately it’s become more than a meme to me. The Raquel other anons have described (slightly stinky, NEET, big breasts, glasses, dark hair tied back in a ponytail) is basically my ideal woman in both looks and personality.
>>491944567They all do.
>>491944756I hope you meet your Raquel IRL soon, anon.
>>491944765Even Sharena?
>>491944980Yes. Especially Sharena.
>>491942220Sunflowers represent optimism in the face of adversity. Take that however you will.
>>491945413Do you have a shittier quality picture?
>trying to find symbolism behind Shamir wearing purple makeup and green clothesBros, I cracked the code! Shamir is the Joker but the colors are swapped! I can't believe IS would make a mockery of the Joker like that!
This will see plenty of use.
>>491945873is this a new art trend? Seen this like 3 times already
>>491945954No.
>>491944006best post in this thread
>>491946451Your post sucked bro. I'm glad you stopped at book 7 and didn't subject the others to your cringe
>>491946541take your meds
>>491946541>I'm glad you stopped at book 7You can tell he made that entire post just for the Book 7 part, because he left out Book 8 entirely.
>>491945297I wouldn't call Shamir pessimistic but she's quite pragmatic
>>491945873>>491946314>Flicking Kiran's little zako.
>>491945701Sorry that Shitnadetta has nothing going for her beyond "AIEEE I'M A SHUT IN LOSER LIKE ALL MY FANS"
Rare Raquel W
>>491944006>Gobbledook Deviantart OCsI don't swipe for fanfiction casino slop games
We must defeat the dragons
New thread soon bros
We must breed the dragons
>>491946451Thanks anon!>>491947071Yes. Book 8 has been a complete and utter failure on the same level as Engayge.
>>491949501Can we please have a Nowi thread? I miss those
>>491949543
>>491949543why are they looking at me like that?
>>491949971They saw that you finally unlocked their A support
>>491950197Can I get them it kiss each other?
I think Shamir's a corny lesbian, and even she's a better character than Bernadetta...
>>491950382I think they're both lame but at least the screeching retard isn't a homo
>>491950687I just hate Bernie's C-supports. All starting with that corny comedy music
>>491877589Sombron believing Elyos was just another prison created by his captors and conquerors from his world that sent him there would have been more understandable. It could still tie to notion that his Emblem ring was the only person he knew was real, and why he so detached to everyone in the setting, even his own children.
why three hopes sucks?
>>491951414>musou slopGee it's a mystery
So, you're telling me Alear was asleep for over a 1000 years in his world, yet the moment he wakes up, his world in terms of technology, culture etc is still pretty much the same? Why is is his world so stagnated?
>he
>>491951414It doesn't? AG is kino
Honestly I kinda like Shamir but the tripfag ruins it>>491951414It doesn’t though>>491951991Same reason why there’s a 2000 year gap between Marth/Alm and Ylisse yet everything is the same - bad writing
>>491952404Based kino SB >>>>>> AG slop
>>491952708SB has jar jar binks it can't be good
What will the next OP image be bros?
>>491952868AG has nu-Palpatine mind rape, its literal 10 year old edgelord BS makes the third part complete garbage
>>491953078Edelgard deserved it, so it's ok :)
>>491953061This one!
>>491953078Word salad.
>>491953187edelgard literally did nothing wrong
>>491953210We had Nowi threads nonstop for an entire year. How about Nah instead
>>491953460We used to be a Nowi general and we liked it.WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!
Thread war? I hear thread war!
>>491953724Yune owes me sex. I want her to bounce her cunny on my cocK RIGHT NOW
>>491951991Same thing happened with Awakening. IS are pussies and are afraid of giving us the modern day FE we deserve
Fuck off and play persona already retard
>>491954140my knife + your throat = a match made in heaven
>NOO YOU CAN'T HAVE AN FE GAME SET IN MODERN TIMES BECAUSE>BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T OK
>>491954243>>491954301losers
>>491954140>>491954341roaches
>>491954243Kinky.
>>491953724>>491953210Why is it only you lolitards who have to force your bullshit into the OP. You ruined /feh/ with it already
>>491954482>>491954482>>491954482
>>491954496You put the wrong subject again, retard. Nice job showing your true colors
It happened again
>anons calmly discussing what to be used in the next op>YOU'RE RUINING THIS GENERAL WHERE ARE THE SHAMIR THREADSGet bent, kid
Someone make a real thread
>>491954742>>491954742>>491954742Fixed it
>fake Japanese country?>dubstep molemen?>fairies and mechanical horses and ugly bitches with shit caked on their fingers?>yeah man that's totally Fire Emblem>a society advancing beyond castles and nobility?>AIEEE SAVE ME KAGA
>>491954596>>491954473>>491954865You smell like shit
>>491954768You did this exact same thing last thread>>491791483>>491791545>>491791657>>491791846Is this just what you're gonna do from now on to get people to use your threads? Make a bad one with the wrong title and then post a "proper" thread with the same character in the OP so people are more likely to flock to it?
>>491954768Feethis feet in my mouth
>>491955132who cares
>>491955132
>>491955132>Errrm I'm noooooticing you made this blunder more than once! Heh, I'm just too smart for you, LOLICON! Maybe try being a pedophile like me instead!
>>491955180>>491955317>>491955481Just seems very convenient that the Lorenz thread(that wasn't even linked) has a sabotaged "Shamir is my wife" first post, the exact same thing that happens whenever Nowifag spams his bullshit on /feh/
>>491955814All you do is cry about that nigga lmao we are never giving your retarded ass the first post cornball nigga
I'm NOOOOTING that whenever a new thread needs to be made it always has /feh/ in the subject field first, and then another /feg/ thread with gay shit in the OP is made right after.Coincidence???
>>491955814I made the Lorenz thread but then I decided I didn't care so I didn't link it
>>491956146KEEEEEEEEEK Raquel thought she was slick
>>491951414Azure Gleam is the best route and yet the 2nd half sucksBut still better than CF 2.0 and CF 3.0 Golden Edition (the worst Fire Emblem story ever)
