Happy Birthday!>>491826836>Character Teaser - "Mualani: Kindness Begets Friendship"https://youtu.be/BNLghVMba_o (EN)https://youtu.be/RbTnCgeyiVY (JP)>Version 5.0 "Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn" Trailerhttps://youtu.be/w1BaF4fd1UM (EN)https://youtu.be/uWhRg224Bts (JP)>Natlan Gameplay Trailer | Gamescom 2024https://youtu.be/wMZN4SV01Yk >Mualani Web Event "Guide to Wondrous Sights" live until August 30https://hoyo.link/c6WkFOAL>Web Event "Off We Go to the Nation of Pyro!" live until September 24https://hoyo.link/72VkFMAL>Natlan Impressions Trailer - "Blaze to Natlan"https://youtu.be/WE5emhmgP78 >Event "Energy Amplifier: Lemma" live until August 26https://www.hoyolab.com/article/31982879>Event "Summertide Scales and Tales" live until August 28https://www.hoyolab.com/article/31107132>Current character banner: Emilie, Yelan, Yanfei, Xiangling, Razor>Current weapon banner: Aqua Simulacra (Bow), Lumidouce Elegy (Polearm)https://www.hoyolab.com/article/31676908>Daily check-in rewards (permanent)https://webstatic-sea.mihoyo.com/ys/event/signin-sea/index.html?act_id=e202102251931481&lang=en-us>Redeemable Codes (all regions): https://genshin.mihoyo.com/en/gift>With PrimogemsGENSHINGIFTDT4BZD5RT5U9 (NEW)NAJEWZTD7XD5>Without Primogems5A2WEGTVPXFV5SKXWYSCPEVRARQS5391FY79BDNAZH369891 (NEW)CXCG929M9MB9FOLLOWGENSHINIMPACTDEHHFP3517D3UNHIIKNICN5N17 (NEW)KEQES9R79R49KKFD1J97LTJ2MGKH82L54F6STTKEXYBCNWFHUSDA9H94ZHSEYILB5OHN89CNYNQS332O31TG (NEW)ZOYWFIGI3NJ2>Useful Links (Wiki, Simulators, Maps, Character Builds, /gig/ friendlist, Third-Party Tools, etc.)https://pastebin.com/pMamNN4f/gig/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):https://pastebin.com/ca0zseQ9
>>491833528Capitano's character model appears to have a heart symbol on his chest like Aventurine from HSR.
Embarrassing CapitanoJust embarrassing
>>491834197Raidenbros...
>>491834197put the new trailers in the OP you DINGUShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKr_9h79yf0
>:3>:3 !!!...>:3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>capitanon FLEDlol embarrassing
I'm going to make a Kachina onahole
Harbingerbros.... what's the plan? Do we wank Pierro now?
>>491834197Post Ninguang react pics in honor of her
>>491834278>two (2) nails
>TWO NUKES
Bennett sex
Where were you when Inazuma was nailed
>>491834313No one cares about your Kachina
Imagine the smell.
>>491834197Lady Ningguang said ROLL FOR MUALANI
Gosh...all I can think about is Diluc...*sigh*
>>491834197Good thread, thank youHappy birthday Ning <3
new bweh
>>491834278>Posting fake leaks Looked everywhere and didn't find this why are you like this
It's completely over.
>>491834278>>491834372Inazuma's relevant again
>>491834272God I love whores
>>491834278>>491834372HAHAHAHAHAHA TWO NAILS HAHAHAHAHAAHAJUST LIKE JAPAN BEING BOMBED WITH TWO NUKES IN REAL LIFEHAHAHAHAHAHAWHAT A FUNNY JOKE GUYS HAHAHAHA SO BELIEVABLE!!!! MIHOYO WOULD COMMIT CORPORATE SUICIDE BY IGNITING A GIANT BOYCOTT FROM JAPAN AND THE CCP LIQUIDATING THEM IN RETALIATION FOR SOURING INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS OVER A CHILDISH JOKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHASO REALISTIC!!! UH OH! NO DANGO MILK! HAHAHAHAHA
>>491834443>spoiling yourself because you can't wait two daysWhy are YOU like this
ESCAPITANO
>>491834358It's looking real fucking grim if Arle rebels and ESCAPITANO jobs
Xbalanquesisters how are we feeling
Wow. What a crappy banner.
TUPAC GODS
>>491834381Sex with Bennett in Natlan.
Her story quest has a different icon than her constellation?
Does Kachina really die?
>inazuma got nuked so hard that it's killing 4chanJust like my Japanese animes...
>>491834458wormvillette would worship natlanders what is this about???
>Capitano is too honorable to take advantage of MavuikaAlso he gets rescued by Ororon kekw
>>491834358I nominate Columbina. She is actually the most powerful Harbinger by far, but is ranked 3rd because she is too lazy to use more than 30% of her power at any given moment.
>inviting a girl who already knows how to swim to a pool date>lets Paimon come along(unless Mualani specifically requested it)What a fucking retard
>>491834295>discreetly>>491834389I will unironically send a box with the cover amongst other Mihomo shit to a PO box if possible, but likely i'll do >>491834442 if I can't find someone to take it.
>>491834358>Signora gets 3 gnoses>Arle gets 1 after neuv is told to get rid of it>Dottore gets one (2 in reality) but kills all his clones>Capitano LOSES and brings home NOTHINGyou revive your only competent harbinger.
>>491834519all eyes on me
>>491834320Is she doing capoeira??
>>491834490>Why are YOU like thisBecause I can't wait 2 fays
>"Unlike HSR, Genshin has no power cre-">Sigewinne comes out, ass is big beyond belief, biggest ass in the game for at least 2 patches>Emilie uglycreeps ayaka overnight>Mualani thighcreeps the entire game>Kachina asscreeps Sigewinne just 2 months after her banner. >Xilonen set to titcreep Clorinde next patchfeeling stupid yet, genkeks??????
It's over. There's no Xilonen drip marketing. I stayed up all night for nothing,
>>491834585Dottore loses the electro gnosis but manages to retrieve it, so I guess it's like 1.5.
>>491834518you're not rolling for the 4* it's not 2.x anymore
>>491834518I mean it's half good. Only the two shitty old four stars are lame.
Nahida is really sexy.
>>491834331You'll still barely get shit compared to Vtumours, summer FaGO and BA tho.
>>491834585Theres 11 of these niggas what's they all doin
>>491834519he better be real so we can blast tupac on divegrass
STOP CALLING ME GRANNY
he... FLED
>>491834320I wanna have sex with her
>>491834625Yunli cuckcreeps Nilou in just a week lmao
>>491834518Shieeet, more Liyue and mondstadt 4*
>>491834372>1st nail parried by Musou no Hitotachi, destroying the sword in process>2nd nail she tanked with her body in an attempt to shield Inazumagod I wish fat xiao weren't such a pussy
>>491834542what a sex demonby the way, what the fuck is going on with the captcha
>He was holding backLMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>491834518>two new females on the same banner>crappy banner>ignoring that Bennet is good for new playersStop being a gaslighting faggot or 30+ woman and have sex and reproduce
So now that the dust has settled can we agree that Dottore had the least embarrassing showing among all the harbingers despite only showing up for like 5 minutes
>>491834664Retardbro...
>>>491834295fucking kek. this would happen to a cheld poster
Uoooh geo cunny rat girl cute ToTSo flexible she can be put in a lot of lewd positions!!!
>>491834542It's a tribe quest rather than your standard story quest
Dont lewd the rat
>>491834558>The traveler wants to fight capitano>he refuses because the traveler is too weakkwab
>>491834747>Mavuika let him goLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>491834518HOLY SHIT STOP RERUNNING FUCKING BENT!!!!GIVE ME CHEVY OR CHARLOTTE
>>491834749>Bennet is good
>:3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
uhhhhhhhhh where can i read the leaks?
Man it’s impossible for me to do anything without xianyun now. I regret using her so much because now it feels like exploring is a chore without her
WHY IS THIS CHILD'S ASS SO FAT?
>>491834747lol he really jobbed
>>491834478Nips kneel to their chink gods thougheverbait
Dottore would've gotten her Gnosis I can tell you that
>>491834518I fucking hate males infesting what could've otherwise been a perfect banner
>>491834686nothing.
>>491834625sigewinne's puffy shorts are no ass
>>491834827Homdgcat
>>491834827let me spoonfeed yousays aaaahhhhMualani voicelines: https://homdgcat.wiki/gi/char/Mualani#_MualaniKinich voicelines: https://homdgcat.wiki/gi/char/Kinich#_KinichKachina voicelines: https://homdgcat.wiki/gi/char/KachinaNatlan archon quest: https://homdgcat.wiki/gi/quest/1500 and https://homdgcat.wiki/gi/quest/1501Mualani Story quest: https://homdgcat.wiki/gi/quest/2057Kinich story quest: https://homdgcat.wiki/gi/quest/2054Event/World quest?: https://homdgcat.wiki/gi/maze
STOP POSTING SPOILERS WITHOUT THE SPOILER TAG
>Capitano matched an archon while holding backHOLY FUCKING KEK
kachina butthole
>>491834843I'm gonna dig in Kachina's youthful pussy.
>>491834585What if Columbina gets the pyro gnosis by walking up to the pyro archon and just asking for it nicely?
>>491834824He's pretty good, he just doesn't have as much precedence as my wives, daughters, and daugherwives.
The Kachinaposting is really forced
>>491834576>actual swimsuitsWill the next summer event be good?
>>491834928snif
>>491834874im trans btw
>>491834704granny's feet...
uh oh paghidatranny melty
>>491834886>>491834895ty sisters
>>491834808>wanting this place to be just like your average normalfag shitholeits both a necessity and what anon wants
LEARN HOW TO USE SPOILERS YOU NIGGERS
Nahida posting is forced, fake and gay
CRAPitano JOBBED
>inazuma goneNYYYOOOOOOOOOO
>>491834953>Will the next summer event be good?not a chance, they have to shill Snezhnaya, that region will have 0(ZERO) skin
>>491834576Why could't Nilou get a swinsuit too Mihoyo you asshole ?
>>491834372xbox live is real?
>>491834930she'd have to be in natlan for it to happen, as of 5.1 she isnt.
Realistically, why doesn't the Tsaritsa just have the 3 of them gangrape every archon?
>>491834953Only if they implement Mualani's bikini
>>491834525Sex with Bennett at the Inazuma remembrance memorial
I downloaded the pre-install.
Am I supposed to do the weekly bounty now or after 5.0?
stupid cute anime girl OPI was lookin for wowg but ended up here, and it ain't even clickbaitgod dammit I wish wow had cute women in it too but they don't exist anymore due to DEI initiatives fuck me
https://ui.ambr.top/en/changelog?v=50for retard that want to get spoiled but not in this shithole, you're welcome
Raiden chokes on TWO pieces of dango and DIES???BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
neuvillette impregnated loom it's true I saw da leaks he's imparting a farewell gift
the astroturfing and the fake leaks feel forced as fuck this time
>>491834754he literally calls her weak after she uses up her power to barely damage him, how is that embarrassing
>>491835102Main Archon quest is usually X.0 to X.2 she can still do it.
>>491834834Just treat it as going for a walk.
surprise surprise fat xiao's slop is as bad as ever
>>491834250>is the fucking Emanator of fucking IX the nihility, the strongest Aeon in the universe>TANKED a massive black hole that destroyed her home world >oneshotted Stoneheart Aventurine>killed HSR Kevin Kaslana>Destroyed the entire dreamscape>killed Duke infefno>Her sword (無) can literally erase space-timeSTACYron wipes the floor with Pagden Ei is not even funny
>>491834576Now this is a summer event instead of that toy blocks crap.
>>491834747OH NO NO NO NO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>491834747I am so tired of that lame trope.
I cant believe Naganohara Yoimiya is dead
>>491834747This the guy with only 4 lines?
He FLED
>>491835108theyre diplomats first combatants second.except in the case of the battletards like capitano and cheld who need a leash in order to not job.sadly Capitano left his leash home (Columbina)>>4918351735.2 is filler in this region, 5.3 is the last AQ.
>>491835128Do it, it counts for the bp anyway
>>491834683>less than thosethats fine, hoyo has never been able to defeat any of those with art anyways
I heard that Capitano already jobbed. is this true?
Lol at all capitanonkeks in the thread coping
More like BITCHpitano KEK!!!!
SARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>491834313I really should stop stamping my feet on the ground right before I cum. It's a huge tell and I want it to be a surprise for her.
>be newbie>quickstart the 5.0 AQ>gigabrick your account by nuking Inazuma from your game client Kaveh style
>>491835243Who is gonna tell her...
True pyro archon Bennett>Mauvika>>>>>>Capitano
>He fled
according to the leaks my pen is in a goat
look at this new sq thumbnail
>>491835263show me ya feet, dumb footslut.
>>4918352635 minutes into natlan he needs to be saved by another twink.
Should I be worried about these two?
inazuma isn't getting nuked
>>491835108Because she doesn't want to harm or kill the others she just wants their gnoses, and brute force might lead to a Nahida situation where the Archon threatens to destroy their gnosis. Also beating or killing Ei and Furina would not have gotten them the gnoses.
So, are we really going back to the roots?
Now that the event is almost over, what did you think about it?
>>491835267>Capitano is injured, and Mavuika lost most of her powerthere's no way we can say either of them jobbed until we see the cutscene
BRING ME JOBPITANO
>>491835363holy shit he is totally fucking her raw
I'm so glad we always get these leaks. I was literally about to have a panic attack not knowing everything before the update. Who TF enjoys that scary stressful feeling of not knowing what's ahead?
STOP RUNNING, FRAUDpitano
What should I do in Inazuma before it disappear forever?
>>491835168The part where he gets actually wounded and is saved by this
>>491835417i only did one stage and got bored
>>491835108Other nation get alarm, Zhongli would summon the adepti while Neuvi summon his mecha army which can overwhelm vision wielder.
>>491835417boring blue door combat slop
>>491835417Battle events are boring af
>>491835336Sex with her huge surfer legs
>hype him up as the strongest for years>gets immediately raped by a possibly fake/third gen/tenth gen archonKWABpitano THE FUCKING BITCH!!!!! He FLED btw
>>491834808I don't want to lewd her. I want to protect and nurture her but those feelings then turn into lewd. I hope she'd be more aware than myself and try to seduce me or babytrap me or something. Then we'd both be guilty.
>>491835363Cute and canon!
>>491835469>saved by natlan itachicapitano is tobi
WHY ARE YOU RUNNINGCAPITANOWHY ARE YOU RUNNING
>Fu Xuan expy
>>491835471there are 8 other harbingers (not to mention the entire army of snezhnaya) to deal with those
You genkeks don't seem to understand that Honkai characters operate on a cosmic scaleSomeone like Ei is literally an ant next to an Emanator. Don't even get me started on a fucking Herrscher.
>>491835418Capitano had to flee.worse, he had to be rescued by Oloron.he LOST.
>>491835469He is so ugly.
>>491835363I'm such a happy cameraman
>>491835556Niggeru dayo.
POST THE GODDAMN XILONEN LEAKS ALREADY FUCK I WANNA SLEEP
>>491835556waaaaahhh WAAAAAHHH
>>491835604characters from what? Next to who? Who?
Chasca sig
>>491835645drip is 5 hours away
>>491835604*blocks your path*
Genshin Impact players when the girl can articulate words (she's already to old for them)
I wonder if Citlali will be in 5.1?
>>491835539Does that make Pierro or the Tsaritsa Madara? Feel like Pierro will probably be black Zetsu which would make the Tsaritsa Madara.
>>491835469>>491835608>injured after the archon has to expend a ton of her authorityI don't get how this is meant to make him look bad
Kinich is anything but an asshole like Sasuke, he and Mualani are really cute
>fishing actually got cannedShouldnt we be more concerned about them silently removing features like this, hangouts and bounties?
*takes a fat shit in your thread*
>>491835580As seen by Natlan, Zhong Li is enough to kill 90% of the harbingers.if you invade Mondstadt you get instantly incinerated by Alice if somethinig happens to Klee.
>>491835675>this means Chasca is the drip Yeah I don't care then, good night.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO FUCK KACHINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is everyone being disingenuous with the leaked plot anyway? Is it fun?
>>491835417not great, not terribleshame that there's no plat medal
>The """Strongest""">Rank 1>supposedly more powerful than an archon>"Fist" of the Tsaritsa>wounded and fled>let go on purpose by MavuikaLMAO this is just embarrassing
>>491835726natlan spoilers
>>491835186>killed HSR Kevin Kaslanareally?
>>491835675>bowRuined beyond belief
>>491835467Now what the fuck happened?
>>491835464My fuarking heroine overdose... **blerrghuhgh*
>>491835774Should have sent pantalone
>>491835564Fu Xuan is an expy of her, but still.
>>491834197post your guangs
>>491835692As a 4* maybe
>Capitano literally says he's not gonna take advantage of her weakness after the fight, even though he could take the gnosis>everyone is saying he jobbedDo /gig/gers have any reading comprehension?
>>491835467Buy the pokeballs.
>>491835759Wait two days and use your own brain to determine these things
>>491835836>Sending the most civilized merchant to savagesThe fuck he gonna do? Dumb brown natlanscum don't understand the value of mora.
>>491835801fake out death, hes fine.
>>491835818Nothing, it's inspect elements fake leak.
ANYTHING ABOUT XABALANQA? IS HE A MANLET?
>tfw Capitano is literally pic related HAHAFAGS ALWAYS WIN BABY
Why did they nerf Capitano so hard? He was supposed to be the archon slayer
>>491835263How about you show me your feet first? then I'll let you know.
>>491835556https://youtu.be/FAB9KpZtnZs?si=O7SBZ1CReXZzB6b_
>>491835756you wont. she never bathes, is smelly, probably has a crusty vulva. in other words: es una sucia cochina
FRAUDpitanoFLEDpitanoESCAPitanoKWABitanoJOBitanoBITCHpitanoCRAPitanoMATCHEDpitanoDEXpitanoTWINKpitanoDECAPitanoLOSTpitanoCapitaNOPECapitaCOPE
>>491835712They're so in love...
>the Fatui are the Espada all over again
>>491835675>confirmed 5* while being that ugly>Anemo bow main DPSEmilie tier sales incoming.
Holy fuck, I've only read the first part of Kinich's story but damn this guy's life is dark. How do you even approach someone like this?
qrd on the leaks and what happens any new characters that weren't shown off yet?
>>491835864Raised on dragonshit Z as peak writing. Do not expect too much of the thirdies.Also sharting around being a loud retard is what they consider "fun"
>>491835864>had to be rescued>literally so wounded he doesnt have much time left.lmeow
>>491835864That's how it goes down with shounenspics.
>>491835864waifupags, sir
>>491835864Retard, Mavuika had full power when they fought, she gets weak after while fighting the Abyss
>>491835336Ohh cute. Do they update the old sq too?
>nuking shartzumacan we also nuke fartstain?
>>491835881Some dudebro named Ifa
>>491835712>And she's never had to be resurrectedWTF LMAO, NATLANIANS HAVE RESPAWN POINTS, HOW CAN OTHER REGIONS EVEN COMPETE ?
>>491835864capitano lost, get over it
>>491835961Look like this.
>>491835263Show feet or fuck off.
Why did Capitano JOB
>>491835938>4th is secretly stronger than assumed>8th resurrects>1st is really strong but jobs pathetically>2nd is the actual strongest 6th and 11th doesnt match but eh
>>491835348
>Capitano not at full power>Mauvika not the real archon
>>491835864She got weak after fight she had to fight the abyss right after
>>491835417I hate these events
>>491835902I don't mind minin' dirty.
Continue to doubt GODtanoOnly when the stakes are at their highest will his true power appear
>>491836124>Mauvika not the real archonreally?who is?
>JOBpitano
>>491836120Haha sticky feeet
>>491835864hint: something else put her in that weakened state, not capitano
>>491835864Obviously this is what Scaramouche was referring to in his "about the caption" about absolute righteousness being dangerous.
>>491836046meant to reply >>491835972
>>491835972
>>491836151Nobody really, natlan works differently because of Xbalanque, anyone can become the archon if theyre strong enough.Mavuika is the current archon because shes the strongest.
>>491836060Life on very easy mode
capitanobros this cant be happening.............................
>>491836151She is, also Capitano was at full power. Don't believe the retards
...
Nahida is very sexy
>>491836124How come everyone is always holding back or not fighting at full power in Chinese stories?
I always knew he was gonna be a jobber after he got THIS treatment
Based. Keep the leaks coming so we can shitpost about how boring and predictable the story is in 2 days and how fat xiao ruined everything.
I've been logging in, doing dailies, and logging out for a while now so I haven't been keeping up with Natlan stuff.How is the nation looking gameplay and story wise? The banners too?Can you anons give me the short of it?
>>491836210nice crotch shading awooga
For the ones who cares, this is the only new character we got from the preload
>>491835893Eugenia Cooney does e-sports?
SO FUCKING CUTE
>>491836210Please tell me the mask stays on. Otherwise it's a skip from me.
>>491836289She really is.
>heh>you MAY have wounded me>I MAY have had to retreat FOR A SECOND >I MAY have had to get help from literallywho just to retreat>HOWEVER>HOWEVER>HOW>EVER>I still win LOOOOOOOL
so who is xboxlive?
>>491836151paimon poster was just pointing out the copes being used
This kino trailer was WASTED on Genshit. literally every harbinger appearance in game ruined the characters
>>491836060Figures, being the most optimistic beach slut in the world is the only way I would be able to hang out with a guy who was abandoned by his mom, beaten by his drunk dad, killed his dad at 7 years old and does wet work for a living like a normal human being without worrying about him too much.
>>491836151Mavuika is the Archon. Natlan's Archon is chosen among humans based on strength and they live longer than usual. Mavuika used to have a father and a sister in her previous life
>there are "people" that unironically believe Ei could defeat AcheronHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>491836367>himwe are so fucking back
>>491836245who is XABALANQA?
>>491836382This ship will fucking EXPLODE LMAO, we've got our Cute and Canon from Natlan
Death is super common in natlan btw.
>>491836438Is this shit for the Anniversary or do we get our own HSR styled 10 rolls per patch?
>>491836286cute
>>491836509It's going to pop off even harder than Cylou and Cylou had a reasonable amount of love.
>>491836382*Gigglesquee* IM DILATING SO HARD MY HECKING SHIPXISTERS
Where can i direct download/manual download voiceover pack without getting in da game?
>[GI] 5.1 chasca and iansan, thx uncle cube for updated info!Umm leopardhag bros?????
Why did they make Capitano a JOBBER?Another harbinger ruined
>mualani is cuckshiti’m so fucking sad bros
>watching Mushoku Tensei Pedo Reincarnation>Roxy is voiced by Mona(JP) and my penis immediately explodesMaybe I just like big mage hats
>>491836441I mean... the Harbingers are clowns and named after clowns.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commedia_dell%27arte
>>491836438
>>491836382Holy shit they're having explicit sex in front of us
pagtherbros...
>>491836441Dottore was cool
>>491836286Just pagbois shit
>>491836367100% a manlet next
>>491836332>left: steroid wrestler that trains to look intimidating but actually ineffective in combat>right: actually build that a tall athletic person would have and a sword style that maximizes his superior reach to get an advantage against smaller people
Kokomi is LITERALLY me!
>>491836578
capitano is kokomi?
>>491836367>sauro-vetsounds irrelevant as fuck. I hope she->it's a hecompletely irrelevant in every way then
>>491836527lmao what?, imagine having children dying be normal in your country, truly the third world of teyvat
I've been fighting for Capitano's honor in this thread but if it's true that Mavuika fights something else right after and THAT is what weakened her then it is well and truly over
kekaroo
>>491836367>a renowned vet
>open Kinich quotes>there's Ajaw>literally naruto, it is exactly narutoI'm rolling for him.https://ui.ambr.top/en/archive/avatar/10000101/kinich?mode=quotes
We finally have a female Archon that can fight, is the main character, and isn’t a loser? Finally after 3 years?
>>491836692>male >irrelevant >in genshin of all thingslmao new cutie
>>491836708very subtle...
>>491836527just like in real life. one does mot simply walk into mexico
>>491836708KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>491836671Is is what pags and spics consider attractive btw
>>491834320
>>491836708Idgi
>>491836760Xbalanque will be the main character and her lover
>>491836689
>>491836708Is that a flicken pokemonerino referencerino????? KINORINO
>>491836763every male in fontaine besides neuv is irrelevantevery male in sumeru besides wanderer is irrelevantevery male in inazuma is irrelevant
>>491836763how is mika relevant
Are we interrupting something?
>>491836010>>491836178>>491836707It seems like Mavuika was supposed to sacrifice much of her power to keep the Sacred Flame burning but then Capitano interrupted her, could be wrong considering how disjointed this shit seems to be
>>491836708>we want pokemon audience
>thought I couldn't hate natlan more>they kill off kachina kitwise and storywisedamn homoverse finds a way I guess
>>491836708>>491836835i get it, it's the pokemon series on game boy
>>491836708>purple>it's clearly fucking blue
Mualani just sucked me off
>>491836835Referring to the first 3 pokemon games
>>491836658>right:AEW botchfest "main event"
Kinich offers to sacrifice himself to save Kachina and Mualani freaks out because she can't choose between them...
>>491836708BASED
I dont want story spoilers so I wont be visit /gig/ until the day after 5.0 drops.
>>491836763you don't need males to 36* abyss
>>491836684Sorry but Lisa voice is too mature to work for loli. One of the reasons Roxy surprised me was because it's the exact same voice/range of Mona with no changes but it worked on both Mona/Roxy. Two completely different characters except being solemn mages with big hats.
>>491836914We know Kinich
>>491835417i just picked neuvi/zhongli + 3 hp buffs for all 3 teams lmaogot 2k points (for all the primo rewards) on first floor then afk with zhongli shield on the 2nd and 3rd fights because it doesn't let you exit early
>They're making the First Harbinger job on his first appearanceThe Vegeta of Genshin...
>Slavs wake up>Immediate shiptrooning
>>491836875Here are the lines that follow immediately after
>>491836914Kinich is so lucky...
>>491836983wanna frot?
>>491836658Brock Lesnar is a legit MMA athlete that fucking kills people and hunts deer, rips their fucking heart out and sells them in the butchery. Your kpop twink FAGitano can do nothing
Is Mualani the first "straightcoded" Genshin?
>>491837047Cyкa блядь, иди нa хyй.
>>491836995But a mature voice coming from a loli can be a huge gap moe though.
>>491836897She owes me sex now
isn't kinich for loom?
>>491836868GOD FUCKING DAMN IT MIHOYOOOOO
>>491837104>Pag
>>491837084>had to fuck a woman Vince shat all overBork laser bros...
>>491837104sex with aether
>>491837161Kinich is for Ajaw
you now remember Fontaine
>>491836482Nobody gives a fuck dude, stop trying to shoehorn your literal who franchise
>>491837151bro thats necrophilia
>>491836367Natlan's Baizhu
What's worse is ESCAPITANO JOBBED to technically a human, not an archon by normal definition. Just a really strong human made "archon" by their nation's laws. LMAO just embarrassing.
>>491837141we hate shartfly here
>>491836759Holy KEK
>>491837094She's coded to have my babies
>>491837104footfreaks must die
so who the fuck is xabalanqe supposed to be?is he playable or not
FRAUDpitano fled just like how Zhongli fledThis is a humiliation of the highest order
I will have my revenge!!!*cartoonly runs off screen*
>5.0 begins on skip bannersBros...
>>491837242I've seen enough gore vids to know browns don't care
people were crafting these fake leaks for weeks why do you believe it?
>>491837094No. Eula is 100% straight coded which is why we spent 8 months warring over her posting existence.
>>491836332Lay it on me, I want the leaks
>>491837345Just like every region...
>they're all either jobbers or dindusI fucking hate this game
>>491836995>Sorry but Lisa voice is too mature to work for loliShe'd probably do a fine Kiara lily man, I dunno
Is she the strongest person in Teyvat?
>>491836759HOLY FUCKING KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bring me FLEDpitano
>>491836759This dialogue is golden and I might consider Kinich for this alone.
>>491837104SEEEEEEEEEXOOOOOOOOO
>>491837345>No kinich for 3 weeks>No motivation to explore the natlan map till thenIt's gonna be a long 3 weeks. I'll just do story/daily stuff and thats it. Would be a waste to explore natlan without any characters from it, since they get awesome exploration buffs in natlan
>>491837343>runsimplying he could run, he was carried away LMAO.
>>491837405that's a god
>>491836759Ajaw: You really are a one-trick pony, you know...
The trailer for the first Natlan 5* only got 800k views on YT. That's less than half of Chiori. Is she going flop?
>>491836759>literally naruto, it is exactly narutoLmao true. listening the jp voice lines and they sound just like early naruto
DBZ has done irredeemable damage to battle story telling.Thirdies literally think everyone either is a "jobber" or a winner, no nuances or context between
>>491837405>5 sinners, Dain, sovereigns, 2 archons, and 4 shades remain to be shilledyou'll be lucky if she's top 20 by the end
>>491837445Shit this is every Naruto fanfic starring running commentary from kurama
The only raidens that never jobbed
>>491837503her trailer comes out tomorrow
can someone give a complete QRD on the 5.0 plot?and what's the deal about two nukes on inazuma?
>>491836759ok im definitely rolling. this is awesome, i though ajaw would be annoying
>>491837445i really love their chemistry, ajaw is a annoying while kinich is straight man.they could be a funny duo in story
>>491837503They are waiting for Mavuika.Gonna skip every banner until she is out.
>>491837554>hooker raiden is beats neet raideni'm telling you girls that are from the streets know how to beat ass
>>491837150Yes, but only if it's at the opposite extreme like a kitsuneloli
MARA TENA ASHINDA NATLANHYPE
>>491837554>shogunbot sama, please don't leave me to get mauled by riftwolves, I'm sorry for betraying eternity aiieeeeee
>>491837554>Mei>never jobbedOH NO NO NO BAHAHAHAHAHA
>>491837538>t. insecure jobber lover
>>491837405>died to 2 nailsNo.
>>491837554WRONG
HOLY FUCKING KINOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>491837594They are also funny with Mualani in the AQ
>>491837538mihoyo just copies shounenshit though
>>491836759Damn so he's like a Drakengard character??? Cool as fuck
Aren't thirdies the ones who love underdog jobbers though, since it reflects onto themselves in real life?
I just want to know is there any Citlali mention at all in 5.0?
>>491836759lol ajaw is based
Is it true that Kinich fucks the sharkgirl????
How bricked am I now?
WHO IS XABALANQE???!!!
>ctrl f Yoimiya>2 results
>>491837805no, he fucks her shark plushie instead
>>491837554D-DURANDAL-SAMAAAA! SAVE MEEEEE!
>Arlecchino is presented as a ruthless killer who manipulates children into becoming soldiers and hunts them down if they try to escape>wait no retcon all of that she's actually the biggest dindu in the entire game who never did anything wrong>Capitano is hyped up as the ultimate powerhouse in teyvat that can take down archons by himself>jobs in his very first apperance
>>491837513it's very nostalgic, listening to kid naruto's voices again is really awesome, ajaw is a brat, but funny one.
>>491837805Yes, it's confirmed in the leaks
>wah wah capitano didnt job we need more context!!!hows this for context retard he got fucking wrecked LMAO>also qrd on 5.0natlan archons are human, not gods, and are selected in the tournamenttournament winners are one from each tribe, and kachina is one of them this yearthe winners enter the night kingdom, and mavuika is supposed to resurrect them but fails to bring back kachinacapitano appears, mavuika sacrifices her archon power to defeat him (somehow), but he's rescued by some sort of fog/smoke (ororon)we all go into the night kingdom and rescue kachina, she's been taken hostage by the abysswe come backmavuika talks to us and gives minor exposition dump about her being archon during the cataclysm, but somehow freezing her soul in time and waiting until the present day to return (there were other archons between then and now)||
She is actually the strongest and a hero that walk among her people
>>491837538>t.seething capitano homo
>Capitano RAN>AIEEEE HE DIDNT JOB FUCK DBZ FOR DAMAGING THESE THREADS
>jobs on his first appearanceWell no wonder Childe loves him
>>491837883retard
>>491837795Yeah, she's a granny
No one cares about your Raidens you mentally ill freak
>>491834372>CN eternally seething at JP
>dbspics and narupagsNo wonder this general is so shitty
>Kinich and Mualani knew each other for an unspecified length of timeHmm.
>>491837732Wraith King reference? Dotabros won
>>491837797that's what he wanted.
>want to roll Mualani>she has X*nyang on her bannerwhat do ??
>>491837893>with a single strikeOHNONONONONONONONNONO
>>491837943Faruzanbros…
>>491837987They're literally boyfriend and girlfriend
>>491837893>need to use her full power to wound him>he was ready to keep fightinghow is this jobbing?
The Fatui are truly the JOBBER faction
>>491837893>made the faker use all of her power without going all out himselfHe. Won.
how long until the summer event ends? I need to finish the last story part
Hello, Fat Xiao here. If you like what you're seeing with Capitano now, wait till you see what's in store for Varka!
>>491837987they are fucking
>>491837893>a single strikeKWAB
>>491837883>limbtard is retarded shocking
>>491837987Mualani compensated him alright
>>491837893>mavuika talks to us and gives minor exposition dump about her being archon during the cataclysm, but somehow freezing her soul in time and waiting until the present day to return (there were other archons between then and now)||>We wanted the rest of the archons to be female only, but people thought that was retarded so we came up with the most retarded over complicated way of saying well there were other archons during the cataclysm and now
>>491838042Omg I know xiiiis! Only thing that would make it better is if they were both girls!
>>491837774They love Vegeta, yes.
>>491837883>Capitano is hyped up as the ultimate powerhouse in teyvat that can take down archons by himselfThis never happened, was alway headcanon from hxgtranny who loves to wank homos
>>491838036I wonder if Citlali will get her version of Kaveh in Natlan too.
>>491837893>Used her full power to wound him once>He can keep fightingThis isnt so bad. Odds are he can transform like the other Harbingers but underestimated his opponent
>>491837893/gig/ so called FONTAINE killer
SEEEEEXXXOOOOOOO
>>491838060Exactly, most honorable man in Teyvat obviously isn't going to unleash his full abyssal power in a packed stadium
>>491837987>Kinich refused compensation because he gets blowjobs from Mualani every morning, afternoon, and evening so fuckin' zased.......
So Mavuika is a mary sue who ruins other characters? This is how it works, right, sisters?
>>491837805yespagther lost again kek
Who won?Who lost?
>>491838036She's cursed too!
>>491837697Who is this Casshern looking mofo
>>491838017probably because they plagiarized him straight from GOTY 2022
>>491838094I'm sorry I ever doubted you. Please write for Star Rail and save the game too.
>>491837893Neuvillette FLOPPED so badly that they’re making every male a JOBBER now
so 5.0 is a skip?
SHITPITANO GOT ONE TAPPED
>>491838190yes
KEKYPOW
>>491837987>having already received enough compensationhe was staring at her chinchillASS, wasn't he
>>491835712>natlan has new-u stations
>>491837893>a single strikeKEKYPOW
>>491838219Kalpas from Honkai
>>491837987Hoyo writers just can't help themselves huh? Shippers will be their core target audience in every game until the end of time.
>>491838131It's funny how toriyama, being honorary white, hated Vegeta only for brown people to love him.It really shows how incompatible thirdies and first worlders are and why we need to segregate the web so they can stay among their own.
>>491838170Imagine the smell of Paimon's swim diaper
>Chasca is anemo 5* bowWho asked for this?
>single strike>W-W-WAIT LET ME *wheeeeeeeeeeeeeze*>WAIT A MINUTE I CAN STILL FIGHT>*get's whisked away*LOL
>>491836759> ...Or better yet, break your neck, hehehe.>Give him the most dangerous, most difficult commissions you can find! The higher the risk of fatality, the better!>Just you wait, I'll find someone to beat you to death before the day is through!Why is he like this?
>>491837893OH NO NO NO CAPITANOBROS WTF IS THIS
>>491838294Kinich is so lucky
>>491838343that one guy still malding about the lack of anemo female dpsanemo dps sucks btw
>>491837893Fatui agenda will survive this easily, especially when he uses his full power later when Hoyo has to shill him and it's clear how fucked Mavuika would've been
>>491837893JOBITANOFRAUDITANO>I-I CAN KEEP FIGHTI- *WHOOOOOOSH*OHNONONONONO!
>>491838190Yes but she has boobies so its ok
>>491838334YA WEY MENCHO NO DIGAS ESO WE
Did you rest well, /gig/?
shit on waifufags yumes and fujos at the same time I kneel
Teen pussy is so fucking good.
>>491838402this is what he said >>491837797
>>491837774>>491838131>>491838334>bejita>underdog jobberRetard
S-SAVE ME ORORON I NEED HELP N-AAIIEEEEEEEEE
>>491838409They're fine with furina now
>>491837795They did the lolibaba trope with her except she's not a loli so it makes no sense and they don't understand moe. Yeah...she's the hot girl with big tits who's like a bazillion years old and we all respect her but for some reason she's a timid mess.If anything that subtracts from moe; I can't trust anything about her. If she was normal aged for her persona i.e. she's 16 and timid it makes sense. Making her a "granny" but she still has an incredibly hot body and people still respect her but she's timid and shy? I can't trust anything about her.
>>491835417It made me to roll Emilie
Capitanobros...
>>491838474yespedoyama was a hack btw
>>491837893r/FatuiHQ is not gonna like this.This is better than the whole "Capitano is Firefly" meme that went around last week
>>491838190She's the archon, not a literal who created by the writers because fem*ids whined too hard about the lack of male archons.
Post summer mods!
>>491838448i'll rest well knowing i'll never have to see this toddlershit ever againfuck hexenslop
>>491838449yumes won with kinich and fujos with ororon tho? mualanicuck are the only ones who lost
>>491838450elliot...
>>491837893>with a single strike
What should I do for 5 hours waiting for drip?
>>491838492>They did the lolibaba trope with her except she's not a loli so it makes no sense and they don't understand moeDamn, so shes just like the several cases of a non loli baba long lived person????Not everything is gap moe or moebuta pandering.
>>491838560don't make fun of the dead.
I cant believe the pyro archon pegs capitano
>>491838553CAPITANO JOBBED to Mauvika who already had most of her powers lost… this isn’t looking good bros…
how much effort would it take for GODvillette to dispose of Capitano?
>>491838571Neuvillette is the hydro sovereign, play Enkanomiya
>join coop with shenhe>ayaka notices my c6>she gets excited and starts jumping>host switches to bennett>4th switches to VV xianyun>ayaka excited as fuck and spams emotes>host starts domain>i E and burst>xianyun Es and VVs>ayaka Es, dashes and infuses>bouken da bouken>ayaka hits red numbers for 200s>fukken C6 bennett>ayaka doesn't understand at first and keeps trying>still does shit pyro damage with stacked fucking cryo buffs>b starts chasing the mobs around planting his c6 cockblocking circle everywhere she goes>she can't normal, stuck with doing burst every other rotation>xianyun is swirling pyro now instead of cryo>bennett starts plunging phat vapes with xianyun buff, outdpsing ayaka>i laugh my ass off>ayaka leaves after 1 domain
>>491837893>GODpitano literally tanked it>UHHHH HE JOBBED
>>491838604Learn Sudoku. Its a really huge time sink.
>>491838593how can yumes compete with Mualani lol lmao
>>491837893>a cloud of smoke saves The Captain, whisking him away to safety
>furina jumps off the ship and dissolves herselflmfao never forget
>>491838604Take a dook dook.
>>491838647Her power is gone after the fight, she is at full power while fighting
>>491838560No.He's a hack but where's the underdog nature of this bitch?
>>491838612I'll say whatever the fuck I want latinxbwowelcome to 4chan btw
>>491838486>He FLED
>>491838190It's fine because1: she's latina, aka the strongest race2: she's latina, aka the most attractive raceSo everything about her fits and is as it should be.
>>491838402ajaw is most likely some sort of contractual being that helps kinich out until his death and for his soul or something like that. So ajaws endgoal is kinichs demise.
>>491838474He lost that fight, got his ass kicked relentlessly on Namek and got killed like a dog by frieza
Predict how Fat Xiao will ruin them
>>491838679does kinich offer cucklani to ride on ajaw? didn't think so
SPOILERSCAPITANO UNMASKED
>>491837104footKINGS must LIVE
>is the only harbinger that hasn't jobbed in your path
>Capitano jobs>Doesn’t even get the gnosis because the traveller gets it>The first Fatui Harbinger to fail on his mission is the #1 strongest tooFatuibros… wtf is this…
snezhnaya will dave genshin impact....
>>491838653this the reason why i never C6 my bennett.it makes it not flexible in any team.
>>491838606You're right, I'm sorry. I haven't read the story yet so there might be an explanation for her long lived life but I'm too smart and too autistic.Perhaps she has some curse or soul wretch or something she's hiding that gives her long life but that makes it hard for her to fit in with others.That would be good writing but I don't trust MHY. I feel like they target my soul constantly for money without understand why.
Just finished the event storyDid they really waste Durin lore for this? I skipped btw
>>491838765We are returning to form the girls will be the best only the men will job.
>>491838774sorry sisters cuckshit works both ways
>>491838757Well, yeah
>>491838765By making them something not like your headcanon
>>491838565Go back
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH HELP ME COLUMBINA.... ARLE-DONO..... I AM GETTING ASSRAPED... AAAHHH*FLEDpitano maybe
>>491836868Clearly not if he's inviting us to his tribe
>>491838653>ayaka hits red numbers for 200sAs soon as I read that, I started laughing. Funny ass story. Thanks for sharing, for real.
Why are you guys surprised?A fatui being stronger than an Archon would make no sense.
My plan is to get C0 Bennett from the banner, lose the coin flip to either Kek or Jean then get the other from the anniversary since I'm at like 70 pity, get out, and then get C1 Benny from the shop. Surely I will succeed
>>491838651>play EnkanomiyaI did, and it doesn't change a single thing I said. When did Enka came out?
>>491838576
ORE WA SUPAH CAPTAIN DA
>TANKpitano mindbroke the moetroons already
>>491838835>shat on Signora's methods during the funeral>Signora gets 3 (2 in reality) gnoses>he jobs and fails to bring ONElmeow, no wonder theyre bringing signora back, in the eyes of the fatui shes the highest success theyve ever had,
>>491838824I still hate the fact that we have to beat her ass every week.Constantly reminding us that she totally beat our ass in the SQ.
>>491838874enjoy slurping his dried semen out of mualani's abused vagina while he fucks lumine
>>491838845She is cursed
>>491838824Being turned into a dindu is arguably even worse than jobbing
>>491837893>wounds the Captain with a single strikeThis is starting to get awfully familiar...
Capitabo technically has to JOB there is no way around itIt’s 90% likely that the gnosis will NOT go to the Fatui since the last stop is Snezhnaya where the traveller will be going with their gnosis to the Tsaritsa
Wait so Mavuika is "archon, but not actually a true archon and loses her position of an archon" again?!Are they actually retarded? Did they not learn from Furina rerun?
>>491838928Whoah hello nice cha chas milady
>hated Vegeta only for brown people to love him
Mualani is for compensated dating.
>>491838979no wonder Childe looks up to him
>>491838917Mmmm.. Futa Mavuika...
>>491838996Why would tabibito bring the gnosis to the tsaritsa?
>>491838929only a literal homosexual or a girl would try to avoid mualani
BRAPitano was a mistake
Why is this thread so obnoxious compared to the average thread?
>>491839042"Lumine YOU BITCH!">claps hands"MAKE ME A SANDWICH RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!!"
>>491839076He won’t but he will have it on him for the plot to continue
MAVUIKA? MORE LIKE MARY SUIKA LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
Capitano vs the Genshin Impact BoycottWho wins?
>>491839042summer beach episode with alhaitham is now a tangible possibility
All these fake leaks are reminding me of the monday before 4.3 where people said after getting demoted Furina lives in the sewer town and melties were happening
MIDpitano the AURALESS
>>491839076I mean.. we can't just walk into Sneznaya and ask to see the Tsaritsa.Gonna need a bargaining chip.
>>491839102Inazumapags are melting down after not-Japan got nuked
>>491839102Most regular posters leave when ADHD kids can't help themself from looking at datamines two days before the patch drops
>>491838928ENTER
>>491839138And this is why women get wet for him. I really pity "nice guys"
>>491838961why do you assume I'm a waifucuck sister? I shit on them in my first post
>>491839190This time its actual leaks bwo...
/r/FatuiHQ bros who do we pivot to now that Capitano utterly JOBBED?
>>491838973She's probably not but I sure hope her character is more than "I'm cute and timid yet old but I still have a big tit body and therefore every man is going to want to fuck me because of base lust instinct. Oh woe why is me, why do men want me?" because that would be hoyo admitting they have no clue what makes moe, moe.
>>491839190>fake leaksaren't these from the preload
>>491838935Wrio fucks this.
>Natlan in less than 48 hoursAny other dayonefags feel surreal about this?I can only think of maybe one or two MMO's that've strung me along for this many years.Insane to think we barely have any outline beyond Shnez. Hoping the year after Shenz really climaxes the story and then who knows where the fuck they'll be taking it.
>>491838931>When did Enka came out?of course it's an ESL pagevery fucking time
Capitano FLEDhe’s NOT him anymore
hmmm..I will do it tomorow...
so uhh, what would happen if the traveler fought capitano?
>>491834664it's in 4.5 hours Xilopal
I FUCKING HATE KANJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>491839102So true. Thread's much better with the endless homo and salesposting.
What's a little known fact about Genshin?
>Kazuha deflects the Musou no Hitachi once then gets oneshotted >OVERPOWERED GARY STU SHILLED CHARACTER>Capitano tanks a full power attack from Mauvika and can keep fighting afterwards>WOW FRAUDPITANO????
>>491839232No fair. Nahida was locked up for 500 years.
>>491837389>they're all either jobbers or dindusidk bro dottore managed to snap two gnosis, same can be said for signora
>>491839259>leak said signora is related to the pyro sovereignher.
>>491838170>twintails PaimonToT
>>491838929>C0 BennettNoooooooo. Just get a C0 Bennett from Paimon's Bargain, newbie.
>>491839226>Most regular posters leaveLol
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>half naked aetherhomobros, we are eating good today
>>491839294it feels like fontaine just came out yesterday...
>>491839265We already have leaks, she is
>>491839345>My cancer is epic and hilarious unlike that other cancer!I'm just glad your kind will wind up dead soon enough...
>>491839318What's wrong with Kanji?
>>491839349Don't say thisYou'll trigger the Kazukek
>>491839295Took you a while to come up with the biggest non-argument I've ever seen. Impressive.
>>491839416Uoh paimon in swimsuit and twintails
You will all be filling out apology forms when his true abyssal strength is revealed
>glazed and hyped up for a year straight as the savior of genkek>immediately gets 1 shotbeing a firefly expy would have been less embarrassing
>>491838653>coopkill yourselffuck you subhumans stop trying to ruin Genshin by turning it into unplayable MMO trashother players always have malicious intentions and can never add anything positivemultiplayer is always worse in every way than playing alonefuck multiplayer as a concept
>>491839486he jobs in 5.1 again btw.
And they say powerlevelpags aren't annoying and obnoxious cancer
>>491839416>Paimon wearing nothing but a thin camisole that will be see through when wetIs this what Da Wei meant when he said they're returning to their roots?
>>491839349kazuha is not the strongest of the fatui harbingers
>Open chest>You actually want this trash?i'm kneeling...
>>491839349raiden >>> mavuika thoughbeit
>>491839508Capitano is a Seele expy.
>>491839427Post those leaks you fucking retarded faggot fujotranny. You think I'm not browsing this thread here with you? You think you can calm me down by spilling sweet lies? Stupid fucking woman.
>Bennett and Xinyan as the 4*s was realwow the devs really do hate me
>>491839428This but unironically because this is what post patch will be like as well.Just like 4.0 fun times with cheld
>>491839486>not even using his real powerOH NO NO NO MAVUIKAKEKS
>>491839486Capitano just keeps JOBBING!
So those ARE the war torn lands
>>491839259Dottore, obviously
>>491839462your argument is that Enkanomiya was a long time ago, trooncel
>>491839486This is easily fake because we know he shows up later after his first fight and they said he'd play a important role
Ellen Joe > MualaniThere, I said it
>>491839416Paimon is so cute aaaaaaa
>>491839618That's like every nation 500 years ago
>>491839585kys ESL
>>491839515I'm glad you still exist, anti-coop anon.Last coop event having solo option is blessing.
HE JOBBEDHE FLEDbut most importantly HE... GOT ONE SHOTTED AAAAHHHHHH ORORON HELPPPPPPAAHHHHH ARLE-SAMA HELLPPPPPPPAAAHHHHHH PLEASE HAVE MERCY MAVUIKA-DONO AHHHH NOOOOO THAT'S MY ANUSSS NOOOO AAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>491839585You can't even ctrl+f "cursed" yet you call others stupid >>491838209
>>491839735get back in the kitchen
>Pop into /gig/ for the first time in weeks to celebrate Natlan dropping>Skimming posts reek of story spoilers being discussed heavilyGood seeing you fuckers, I'll pop back in after Natlan archon quest concludes to read about how much you all thought this new nation was shit and the LAST nation you said was shit was actually PEAK.
Last call for the discount on Nilou's outfit!Nilou owners, did you get it or no?
Naruhodo..
>>491839639as of 5.0 he is missing after fighting the Pyro Archon, he disappeared in smoke, that's what the leak is referring to
>capitano is a poserNo wonder /gig/ latch on to him lmao
ok but where are the loom swimsuit pics
>>491838960kek
>>491839585blindGOD
>>491839362Doesn't matter, you lose once you're always a jobber, like signora. And Dottore FLED from you after cheating. Extreme jobber level
>>491839618wait, that's it?that was the war?
>>491839583>Only gets the rank of number 1 because she is fucking the Tsaritsa
>>491839556Who said that, strawmanbro
>>491839792no one cares about lumine here
>White leaks LMAO
>>491839556>WAHHHH MY HERO LOSTWomp womp
Chasca actually does something!
would this have been better?
>>491839869>Pag
>>491838935Wrio is damn lucky.
>>491839758KWAB
>>491839846Those "strawmen" are literally spamming the thread with their streamer twitch lingo right now you stupid pag. One even just a few posts below yours
>>491839486lol the stream already confirmed that 5.2 won't have a AQ, fake leak
>>491839792>imagine picking aether
>>491839641i hope we get another official puffy nipples besides ganyu, its what makes ellen sexo
>>491839928Yes
>4* from 1.X>4* from 1.X>4* from 2.0 and laterIt feels like every banner is like this, fuck 4*s being so hard to get. They come at the same or a bigger premium than fucking 5* characters.
>>491839928
>>491839294after snizz it'll be cunnyreah + jewlestia
>>491839761wtf I guess I was wrong but this is a 1/100000 chance I was caught up in an argument not paying attention to something literally 10 minutes prior. This changes everything.
>MARY SUIKA>MARY SUIKALMAOOOOOO>MARY SUIKA>MARY SUIKA>MARY SUIKA>MARY SUIKA>MARY SUIKALMAOOOOOOOOO>MARY SUIKA>MARY SUIKA>MARY SUIKA>MARY SUIKA>MARY SUIKA
the glasses is on during sex
>>491839971>misses the questionNo one said that statement you had in the first place.
>>491839308Do it now!
>>491839928a hundred percent
>>491839831More or less>>491839928lolno
>>491836708EEVEE WAS BROWN AND HE WAS IN POKEMON YELLOW YOU FUCKING NIGGERSWHY THE HELL DO YOU ONLY REMEMBER THAT YELLOW RAT?
I won't accept my HERO's defeat until I see the cutscene for myself.
GET DOWN THE CAPTAIN IS COMINGBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>491839782Sorry. But I skipped that. I don't want waste my money for costume models.
>>491840072>Gish galloping So you're just another lonely little shitposter all along, upset at people finding you and your ilk disgustingly annoying
>>491840125KNEEL before GODCHU
>>491839993coom
>>491840125>first companions>eevee
>>491839570I thought I was going to hate him due to his design, but Ajaw is growing on me
>>491840164>Gish gallopingWhat did he mean by this?
>>491839928yup
>>491839993HOLY LUMINE SEX
>>491839758>Alpachinko got the 4th seat because was the only free slot
>>491840084>war ravages (present) those lands>peace
added banned scara namestasraquetarrasquexiuhcoatlxuhcoatlxbalanquekapatcirkapacirtasraque appeared in fischl's costume description but the name wasn't added into the list until 5.0thank you dim for making the genshin repo!!source: donut
>>491840139They both lost, >>491840156You can't hide those twiggy legs and arms
>>491840053She throws her shades and it becomes a bike.
ponytail aether sex
>>491840239I mean the 10th seems empty.
>>491840280now post what he said before that
>>491840181In Pokemon Yellow, Eevee was the starter Oak was about to give you until Blue decided to be an asshole and took it so you're stuck with Pikachu
what's the info on xbalanque
>>491840084>suffered worse than the region closest to ground zero (Sumeru)
>>491839792>>491839993>>491840173Every man in Teyvat fucked this btw
Agenda and shitposting aside, do you expect his stocks to recover from this?
>>491840369yeah so he wasn't a starter
>>491840330
>>491840396oh no, who turned Furina into a slut?Was it Chiori?
>>491836759>listen to all of their voice>kinichi sounds like kid sasuke, not the teenager one that i like.>ajaw sounds like kid naruto, so much goofy and not the serious one like his teen's counterpart. not to mention, lack of "Dattebayo"i dont know if i'm going to like this as kid naruto aren't part of my childhood.
And some theoryfags said abyss were misunderstood good guys...
>>491840406Childe managed to recover a lot of his after getting one-shot by Neuvillette, I don't see why Capitano can't
>Ah, Capitano... I've been waiting for your return from Natlan. >I trust that you know how the eighth seat of the Fatui harbingers presently is unoccupied? You see, I had in mind to do some... rearrangements
>>491840329We taking that 10th spot.Though I would like the 6th spot since its also "empty"
>>491840406I expect much shitposting when he takes the pyro gnosis from the hands of the real pyro archon, tabibito, after revealing his abyss power
Huh, I was expecting like 10+ gigs preinstall
>>491840440No, just me offering her a round trip cruise if she promises to dress like that the entire way.
>>491839993>twintail mini pieCUTE
>>491840470Childe has the benefit of having the narrative potential to become way, way stronger and more important to the plot than he is now, I doubt Capitano is getting much stronger than he is now
>>491840281Kapatcir electro sovereign confirmed?
>doesn't link where people said that powerlevelfags weren't annoyingThe power of the average thread whiner...
>>491840557this is very cutei wish to have both of them
>>491840464C*l*stia, the ab*ss, the g*ds. They all must die.
Why did FRAUDpitano JOB??
>>491840515I think hidden abyssal power that he doesn't want to bring out in the crowded stadium is probably fatuibros' best bet
>playable Harbingers are gonna be jobbers, dindus, or bothIve said it before and Ill say it again. Fire Fatxiao
So what are the Natlan ships?
>>491840281I thought they don't show which names are banned anymore?
Why are you here inst
>>491840698Mualani and Kinich are confirmed canon now.Mavuika and Xbalanque hasn't been confirmed yet, but probably will be in 5.1.
How can CAPITANO be salvaged now that he’s a confirmed JOBBER?
What do you think of real women
>>491840480Sadly the 6th seat already has the title of balladeer tied to it which doesn't really fit the traveler. I bet the traveler's seat title will be twin(s)
>>491840594it's just the name of the thunderbird as given by ruu
Waifutroons are hypocrites and should be gassed
>>491840645With so many Harbingers still yet to appear, I honestly can't picture Pantalone doing anything.
>>491840281>adding misspellings to the banlistWhy do they do this?
>>491840371he dead
>>491840763i look like this
is this how shonenfags operate? one loosely translated chinese text and its all jobbing from there?
I mean, people still rolled for Childe despite being deliberately clowned on by Traveler, Signora, and Zhongli.
>>491840371Xbalanque's dead, you get another playable male named Ifa though, he's a vet
thinking of reinstalling the gamebut then I've realized there is nothing to roll in 5.0alright back to wukong I guess
>>491840794He supposedly works closely witn Dottore so who can say what he'll do.
>>491840794new fatuifag cope unlocked: Pantalone has jujutsuslop ability to get stronger with a successful gamble
I hate nu-shounenshit culture so much.
>>491840763Sorry, but I graduated from asian girls.Only black women for me now.
>>491840464Let me explain it this way because anyone should be able to understand it>Fatui = chaotic good>Abyss order = lawful evil (Keep in mind the abyss order and the abyss itself aren't the same thing)
>>491840763they're annoying as fuck and rarely add anything positive to any situation
>>491840887So he'll get sidelined and forgotten?
Captainofags melty
Pantalone is going to show up, whip out some inspector gadget shit the doctor installed and then die immediately
>>491840887Nah fuck off, visionless batman or bust.
>>491840941they have good holes tho
>>491840281You made this up
>capitano
>>491840961realistically how can they make an elementless kit
>>491837538>MUUUUH CAPITANO >THE STRONGEST>RANK 1>CHADPITANO>STRONGER THAN ARCHONS>BRING ME THE PYRO ARCHON>*jobs to mavuika*>maybe shounenshitposting was a bad idea after all?LOL what a pussy, you deserve what you get
>>491841003It's called physical.
>>491841003gigajacked numbers
>>491834232>>491834232>>491834232Recycle
>>491837943God I want to fuck a grandma
>>491840878>Boss fight with Dottore>Pantalone just stands on the side complaining about how much money Dottore wastes when fighting you.
>>491840281What's the point of banning these names if they're not all confimed playable?
>>491840975only one is unique to them and getting them to let you make use of it isn't really worth the bother
>>491840902Why? Old shounenshit fandom was 100% men. You only got to understand male perspective.Nu-shounenshit is still shounen except lots of women are latching onto it to. The "nu-shounen" culture you speak of is just women latching on. You get the perfect opportunity to understand women.
>>491840978retardhttps://t.me/s/donutleaker
>>491841082>you break equipment>he starts shouting louder
>>491840839If the discussion has X-fags and powerlevels, yes. It even happens with romance manga if shipping wars are a thing.
>>491840645playstation 2 baizhou