>Patch Notes (7.05)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/3a247a30e096e56b701157cd9fb903299a244c2f>Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshellshttps://rentry.org/xivgresources8>Moonfire Faire (August 8th to August 26th) Last chance today before morning! https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2024/Moonfire_Faire/vk09iygn4m >The Rising (August 27th to September 11th)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2024/The_Rising/kx9ry8yeix>Meetups• August 31, 5:00 PM PDT | Coeurl, Wolves Den Pier | Murderous Twins X - Lets Kill Eachother! Meetup >>490229510• August 28, 9:00 PM EDT | Marilith, Goblet W16 P15 | Spooky Club: Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz >>491837449 (Cross-thread)Previous: >>491843386
catboy supremacy
my middie was being blamed for posts that were made last threadnot that he doesnt agree with whoever posted them, because they have immaculate taste
Anyone wanna see my risotto?
>>491851775sure bro
>>491851775Post it.
>>491851764
Zadnor...Home.
Breeding all femra that post in this thread
Watching agp femra grinded down into hrt slop inside the dawn throne factory
>>491851764md5
>>491851881Same
post brown girls
>>491851824>>491851816It's pesto chickenhttps://files.catbox.moe/9isamy.jpg
my femhroth looks and acts like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO_-1NEcoXk
>>491851858
ERp parsers.. give me some pro ERP tips.Like is scooping up a female character by her waistline and kissing her with her legs around me as I put her on top of / knock into / destroy furniture an ok visual? I kinda want scenes to fade to black after that, but wanna paint a picture... Is that "enough"?
>Fuseup downtime
>>491852005That doesn't sound like ERP.
>>491851963looks tasty, anon, good job
>>491852005protip u should log out and rethink ur priorities in life lil bro cause this shit ain't it
>>491851928
okay but what's the actual reason for why we shitpost malera?
Imagine how great this game would've been if>your ingame sex has to match your irl sex>EBing someone ingame equates to getting married irl
>>491852005That sounds more like regular RP bro you're skipping the E part of the ERP if you fade to black on that.
>>491852094Anal
>>491852005That sounds like moving too much for a single post. Avoid details like her putting her legs around you, let her do that herself. You don't want to encroach on the other players agency over their character.
>>491852126Why would I play if I can't be a girl?
>>491852094Seconding the other anonAnal
>>491852126Nothing would change because the playerbase still wouldn't be able to push buttons. Only Crystal trannies would be put out by this.
I am sorry to say chatroom, but I am enjoying NIN in cc
>>491852126We'd have like two EB couples max and the amount of seethe they would get would be astronomical.
When are we going to play cc?
>>491852005>ERP>I kinda want scenes to fade to black after thatHuh?
>>491852203Why can't this be my melf...
>>491852126As a trans woman I would play a cross dressing bun boy
>>491852048>>491852135Oh.. I thought that was part of the "e" but I gotcha. Thanks for the heads up>>491852184Thanks, I get that it's a turn based game.>>491852240I'll be honest, I never really know what to do after that without making it awkward it having me be hella nervous, so yea..
Any thick eye candy to sync with?
>>491852005That's fine for normal RP, but there's no 'E' in there. Maybe add a detailed description of you fingerbanging her fartbox as you carry her
>>491852274>as a woman I would play a boy??????
>>491852263because you're a melf
>>491852230NOWQUEUE CC ET 11:11
Hope you're saving up your ballsnot for no plap november
>>491852263Because you say melf.
>>491851881you already said this
my femra leveled everything to 100 for this mount
>>491852124It's actually malera doing it to filter out the weak malera
>>491852304I......I ... Dont want my hands to smell like farts....
>>491851979mold
>>491852359it's august
>>491852126This, except your ingame sex has to be the OPPOSITE of your irl sex.
>>491852287Read more smut, that's my pro tip
>>491852126>>your ingame sex has to match your irl sexsure, glamourer/mare existsI know a femmyzen who never takes off mare and is a melf, too cheap/lazy to fanta
what happened to the schizo db?
>>491852371Who am I?
>>491852356>>491852370I just really love cat girls bros.
>>491852337tranny pickme calling himself a man
>>491852373that's not a femra
>>491852287>I never really know what to do after that without making it awkward it having me be hella nervousYou describe putting your fat throbbing cock in her moist goonhole bro
>>491852434he got tired and left, yes really
>>491852287>>491852240>>491852005no these anons have it all wrongfading to black would honestly be good for a lot of rpnot ALL erp but most
>>491852418nothing changed?
my xaela's skeleton is a tapestry that retells the magnificent history of the oronir in agonizing detail throughout all time
>>491852467i didn't say that was me or my femra
>>491850089This meena from the other thread, sorry I got called out, back now, what DC?
>>491852481impressive
>>491851963is that a paper plateotherwise nice
>>491852482They asked specifically for ERP advice
>>491852527recreate that webm with your femra
my femra
training alone is no funso she asked her best (only) friendto come along for tips and moral supporthe is very proud of her
>>491852519Can we see the part when the dawn throne lands
>>491852487No, the game as-is has a ton of dudes playing dudes and chicks playing chicks. They might be frazzled.
>>491852551Yea and my point is that skipping sex for erp is fine
>>491852263'Tis thine own fault, for thy speech contains the word "melf." 'Twould be most beneficial for thee to refer to oneself as a more refined term that has persisted within these halls for many ages: malezen. Thou shouldst not find thineself suffering the abyss of loneliness, nor the pain of inadequacy should this seemingly insignificant alteration to thine vernacular be implemented.
>>491852359no, i am spending it allbillions must die
>>491852541No, it's just ugly
>>491852567I'm retarded and can't make videos
>>491852623God I need a flatra right now
>>491852649a picture will have to do
>>491852589very cute femravery cute femra (small)good job/pet
>>491852359why is it called ballsnot when my balls yes?
>>491852606>Skipping the 'E' in your ERP
eb for this feel?
>>491852713>Anon thinks the only erotic thing in erp is sexyou must be miserbale to erp withor exclusively only go for the lamest quicksand gooners>>491852703no anon you're doing great
>>491852604Etched directly into my ribcage.
>>491852531Light!
Anyway to import my saved character data from the login screen into glamourer?
glubnini
>>491852774nb
>>491852263I just want to say, it warms my femra's cold, reptilian heart to see you keeping the word "melf" alive. Love it. Thank you.
>>491851838THE BRUTE BOMBER IS EMBIGGENING HIMSELF
>>491852797Ahh dang, materia for me
i call themporta deck your mamaandbaldy arse
>>491852817brutal rape
>>491852679/beam
>>491852703You don't have to commit to actual penetrative sex for ERP, you can stick to teasing and stuff. But I'd try to make it a bit longer, and I wouldn't do a fade to black, I'd just say that you don't want to go any further. You're not a director for a movie, you're a writer engaging in a collaborative writing exercise, and your expressed goal is being erotic. Picking someone up and implying sex is barely PG>>491852762See above, retard
It's always rapes, never grapes...
what retard put a 1 marker on the vpr that knows how to survive burst damage? are you fucking down syndrome?
>>491852875That's fine, I can DC visit to Materia, what world/location?
>>491852859People hate it and I think i'll start going back to say malezen.
>>491852946Wanna get tied to the radiator and graped in the mouth?
for me it's redpilling ul'dah shout chat about who really did 9/11
>>491853002classic!
You guys are probably call me a faggot but I think I’ve finally watched ex1 guides enough times to where I’m pretty sure I can do the mechanics without fucking up in pf. Idk why but I need to see stuff a handful of times before it starts to click and I start to understand it. Thank you for reading my blog you may unsubscribe now if you so choose.
>>491853024The most pure and based of ERP I see
>>491853024based
>>491852994It's all good, anon. I thought it was hilarious personally though.
>>491851764kong?playing a male?no fucking chance this is some schizo arc
>>491853002Only if you let me wine
>>491852980everyone says that and then they fuck up 50 times so make sure you're sure
>>491852665
>>491852980uh oh melty
Stop commending Tanks and Healers only, you don't know how much of a dumb asshole you're making yourself look.
>>491853131i commend based on portrait thoor if they are playing NIN
>>491852927>Anon talks about how he likes to do setup and romance and not the actual penis in vagina>NO THAT'S BAD IT HAS TO BE SEX>No that's actually good>NO YOU DUMB RETARD IT HAS TO BE SEX>Anyway anon here's how you do it, do setup and romancenever respond to me again you illiterate nigger
>>491853024>>491853063Building 7 faded to black
>>491853131Cute DPS get comms too.
>>491853131Good portrait = commendFellow femroe = commendI notice you doing well = commend
>>491852817anal
>>491853125you femra status has been verified and will be reflected upon your profile.
>>491852980>more casual meltingYou're not cut out for the CC life.
>>491853178There's nothing wrong with it but it is not what *most* people will be expecting from "ERP" and you know it.
Is there a plugin to automate fishing?
Threadly reminder that NEETs are the best and cutest players and that having wagies is a detriment because they are tired all day and whine about it....... By the way, does anyneet want to do roulettes(chaos)........?
I'm going to take these sleeping pills and all your stupid fucking comments aren't going to exist in 15 minutes
>>491853251a few yea
>>491853178I literally said it doesn't have to be sex, find a roof and jump off it. It just needs to be erotic, picking someone up and carrying them off and then fading to black isn't ERP, it's not even RP because your partner didn't even get to engage, fucking retard
>>491852980Are you too much of a little bitch to remove that 1 mark?
Good morning
Everyone, attack!I'm going on ahead.
>>491853252plap me, queen
>playing cc half asleep>get teammate who rage afks in spawn to end the game>check info>they're a streamer>no, no, a vtuber>it's a grown-ass man>vtube character is a female character from league of legends>listen for 2 minutes>misinformed takes on pvp>accuses people of stream sniping his games>STREAM SNIPING>in FINAL FANTASY XIV>on top of it all he's got an incel voice like badger from breaking badcan't make this shit up
>>491853252never turn yourself brown again, it was rather unsightly.
>>491853308
>>491853264could I have some names, please?
>>491853315Anon do the roulettes with her and don't rumble your chances
Looking for a magic/wizard DRK weapon, anyone have any ideas?
>>491853346joe jim billy bob uh tom?
*ahem*ERP is not that serious. You are typing sex words into a chatbox while your virtual avatar stands there with a dumb look on their face, not writing an erotic novel. Get over yourself
>>491853252post your savage parse
>>491853346*Smooches you while slipping this link into your pocket*Here you go big boy...https://github.com/InitialDet/AutoHook
>>491853346I don't use any of htem so I don't know if it's any good but autohookhttps://love.puni.sh/ment.json
>>491853336
>>491853252Post your berthole you gay little femboy whore
>>491853073I just want a catgirl
>>491853060I think it’s a matter of experience. Do enough EXs or Savages, and you pick up mechs quicker because you’ve seen similar ones before.
>>491851803>advanced editing material reassignmentthis tab was literally removed with dt update
Is it true that most people who schizo you are people you know?
>>491852359Stockpiling my sloshing nutchunk for a cute *giggle*- coded AGP GAM bimbo.
>>491853346The Tolstoy, the Kyushu, the Melbourne.
>>491853325link to stream, I wanna laugh a bit
>actual top 10 rank rumblecorders in queuegood night
>>491853484>>491853325This one?https://www.twitch.tv/ahrieffect
I hate being a achievement hunter but I can't stop being one
>>491853325Sounds like a lie you made up to feel better about losing.
>>491853252I really REALLY hate to admit this but Sandris is growing on me.
>>491853421If you're looking for rp partners in the quicksands they're likely looking for sexbut the quicksands is pretty horrible at all kinds of rp, erotic or not
>>491853363too redneck>>491853382t-thanks >>491853386and thank you too
>>491853252I won't be able to do roulettes with an erection
>>491853315Of course nonny....!>>491853376I would have easily gotten 99s if I had the 735 weapon but I have zero motivation to prog m4s so it's whatever.........
I want to be degregated, raped, and corrected, but I don't want to do any of the mean stuff that would get me those things
This update made my fiddie ugly and I can't even use my naruto eyes
>>491853475Good names, those will be the first 3 fishra that I catch
>>491853641The update did nothing. Your fiddie was always fugly.
>>491853620dont need to do anything mean. if you're a femra. just raise and wave your tail at them
>>491853620What do you mean? Being degraded, raped and corrected are by definition mean, what kind of mean things are you talking about?
>>491853715I don't remember that dent being there on the upper lip.
>>491853475:pensiveriker:
>>491853484>>491853539yeah that was it, too cringe inducing to keep watching>>491853556literally happened a short bit ago mate
>>491853539that's not a league character>ahriit's not ahri
>>491853536Why are you so afraid of them?
>>491853571Unfortunate, I guess that's why no one really wants to share rp backgrounds or whatever in uldah and they whip out the cringe emotes and wanna sex. Like what about the story building.. that's RP
>>491853620initials? show up at the gooner bench
>saw sunrise a few times and understand the pacingI WILL clear M4S tomorrow. I can do this! I need to hurry before all of PF turns into uptime, if they find out I need normal markers for witch hunt movements I'm toast!
now it's time for a succulent chinese meal
>>491853767how stupid do you have to be to use mods on stream?
>>491853539>grownest ass man playing modded face 3 ponytail suncatyaaaaaaaaaaawn
>>491853729I mean I want those things to happen to ME but I don't want to be rude or bratty to have them be "actual" correction
bedge timegngn
>>491852126>this suggestioncringe>you can only play on dcs you have citzenship forbased
>>491853421Different strokes for different folks. It's fine to not go into graphic detail but as I said to the retard, the key part to ERP is to have it be erotic. Eroticism can come from many different things, sometimes implication can be more erotic than an action itself. If your partner is into what you're doing then you're doing it right. Teasing and foreplay is quite erotic and to a lot of people is more erotic than straight up PIV or PIA sex. Pillow talk can also be quite erotic to some people, if they get really into the intimacy of it. I'd still avoid a straight up fade to black regardless, unless it's clear your partner is okay with that
>>491853767You're right that does sound like Badger lmfao. That's not a league of legends character though.
>>491853539lol i know this dude
>>491853641It's over, sis...
>>491853848But it's super easy? I assume you are a melee?
So how would I fix an eye mod exactly?
>>491853539>watch them>ads even with adblocks>close streamthis is why i dont watch twitch
>>491853882I mean I can just slap you and around and call you a worthless jizzmop if you want. I kinda don't like brats anyways.
Speaking of M4S, I have a hard time judging the distance to move in/out for Witch Hunt without markers..
>>491853891kyskys
>>491853848isnt uptime markers just putting the 4 corners in first phase? and the widening ends at a cross on the floor with cardinal spots
>>491853872>>491853874it'd be funny if someone reported him haha
Redpill me on Ai Yuzuka
>>491853986Don't worry anone, I'm sure you'll get used to it in no time...
>>491853962No I'm a BLM. My tiny brain only understands tip of marker to tip of marker to slightly in the marker to way out.
>>491854013sure, why not
>>491853963go to your ripperdoc and see if he can get it replaced
>>491854068Who?
>>491853741What's wrong with your upper lip? Looks normal to me?
>>491853991I mean uptime sunrise since you don't get markers for phase 1.
>>491854068biofem that appal melted over
>>491854079Then why the fuck you care, ranged players have markers. Unless you mean because it uses circular markers. If so then fuck off with that shit, it's always the BLM players, either they are cracked no matter the situation or we gotta end up adjusting to them because shit like this.
To the anon who recommended me rebornbuddy and lisbeth, do you know how to make it do collectables to a higher quality?
>>491853910I gotcha, thank you. The foreplay for me is the best part. Again, sorry for the bad example. Thanks for the description. I tried to delete my original post(s) but it's too late. Thanks. I hope I find someone who understands my noobishness like that sometime.
>>491854068>>491854190someone post the copy pasta
SISTERS did yoshi saying please forgive us you can be a shogun now interest you at all?
>>491853882Oh i see, that's not too difficult. You don't need to be a brat for that kind of stuff to happen to you. You can just normally ask for what you want and I'll give it to you. Correcting works in the same way, begging with the correct words and posture, using the right words, correcting your outfit choices, all done without bratting!
>>491853434here's where the option was for me. I typed in bibo where before it was b.
>>491853641she looks cute though?
>RainyFK on twitch?
>>491854197Shhhh we will simply kill the boss before sunrise, just believe bro.
>>491854234>Correcting works in the same way, begging with the correct words and posture, using the right words, correcting your outfit choices, all done without bratting!hey.....?
>>491854212It's fine. As with actual sex, try not to get caught up in insecurities, even though it can be hard. It's supposed to be fun, so if you don't have a specific scenario you're trying to play out, just have fun and see where things lead
>>491854162You must think you are a funny guy.
This is my femroe
>>491854282Hey there! Is there something you wanted? ^-^
>>491854306wdym?
>>491854306anon if you don't remember that being there then you have a bad memory
>>491854270>FK on twitch?But what could it mean Zach?
>>491854272Just take the Pictopill and stop griefing my PFs, at least the Pictos that Smudge off the arena do more damage.
>>491854092I meant mod eyes in game.
Do those mods/pluggings for placing a housing item ANYWHERE you want still exist?I want to place a wall mid-air but it's basically impossible with the base housing functions alone...
>>491854331could you correct me? my words and postures? outfits?
>>491854398bdth/makeplace have been up for well over a month yesthe housing system is retarded though and sadly you can't force it to do some things
>>491854398https://github.com/LeonBlade/BDTHPlugin ye
>>491854398Yes but some pieces will floor themselves because they are coded to not be able to float
>>491854378That's your fault for not locking the caster slot to PCT, because I will be joining otherwise and you WILL adjust.
>>491854398Yeshttps://github.com/LeonBlade/BDTHPlugin
i went 7th in tft guys
>>491854190>>491854214I thought they were friends
>>491854365It means...You're a cuck!
>>491854408Sure, I suppose I could do that. What DC are we on? and Race?
>>491854509Gj bro
What's a good game to play while I bot XIV? Is vampire survivors actually fun?
>>491854214Awight, I think that's clear enyough for me(ow). U've got plenty of time to meowpost but nyot the commeown courtesy to take a few meownutes of your time 2 sort ur meow out.I have been meowing over backwards meowking excuses for why you're nyot this cold, nyagligent pawson that this whole meowshow has led me to believe u r. I've had to endure the painful pawcess of having to explain to our frens that I had basically been nyanbandoned with you while ur off just meowing up with everynyan else, having a grand old time, meowch like ur doing in this thread right meow. That's a pretty meowgly look, dony't u think? I've been giving u time in diamonds to come up with literally anything 2 say 2 me. A simple "I'm nyot interested" would have sufficed, but instead u graciously accepted every out that I gave u just to keep buying time for the attentionyan ur lavishing in.You enjoyed my company because it was a good source of attentionyan when we were just a small group of catpeople. I thought u were a decent pawson and a fren at that. As soon as other people were in the picture to meet that nyeed, u dropped me like I was going out of fashnyan. CAll me some meowmeow who caught feelings for some e-meow on the internyet, okay. I'll take it. I'm an idiot but at least I have the commeown courtesy to treat other people with the respect and dignyaty they deserve as cat beings. I'll be meowed thought if I'm just gonnya eat the entirety of the emeowtionyal burden of this falling out for u though. You get to meow me over and then enjoy the support of all our frens while I just have to silently endure this?!I've nyever felt so used in meow life.. You're meowin cruel, you knyow that?
>>491854509you should stream your tft games bro
>>491854536no thats not good
>>491854641This is the wrong one you idiot.
>>491854214Alright, I think that's clear enough for me. You've got plenty of time to shitpost but not the common courtesy to take a few minutes of your time to sort your shit out.I have been bending over backwards making excuses for why you're not this cold, negligent person that this whole shitshow has led me to believe you are. I've had to endure the painful process of having to explain to our friends that I had basically been abandoned with you while you're off just shitting up with everybody else, having a grand old time, much like you're doing in this thread right now. That's a pretty ugly look, don't you think? I've been giving you time in spades to come up with literally anything to say to me. A simple "I'm not interested" would have sufficed, but instead you graciously accepted every out that I gave you just to keep buying time for the attention you're lavishing in.You enjoyed my company because it was a good source of attention when we were just a small group of people. I thought you were a decent person and a friend at that. As soon as other people were in the picture to meet that need, you dropped me like I was going out of fashion. Call me some dipshit who caught feelings for some e-girl on the internet, okay. I'll take it. I'm an idiot but at least I have the common courtesy to treat other people with the respect and dignity they deserve as human beings. I'll be damned though if I'm just going to eat the entirety of the emotional burden of this falling out for you though. You get to fuck me over and then enjoy the support of all of our friends while I just have to silently endure this?I've never felt so used in my life. You're fucking cruel, you know that?
>>491854643I think it's pretty good, just means you can only go upwards right?
>>491854530crystalmoonie
>>491851723Please add to next OP:• August 26, 10:00 PM EST | Halicarnassus, Costa De Sol X37 Y25, Moonfire Sharknado 3 and 4 Meetup.XIVG Moonfire Sharknado 3 & 4 Meet:Dynamis - Halicarnassus8/26/2024 - 10:00 PM ESTCosta De Sol: X:37, Y:25
I actively ignore moonies
>>491854627it's pretty decent for a bullet heaven but there are many better that have come out sincehalls of torment is a good one
>>491854705Cool, I'm on materia, Come to limsa aetherite on Zurvan
>>491854728Do nyot ignore moonies!
Evens I jack off to Claire picsodds I go to sleep
>>491854784Alright, I will not ignore maloonsters then
>>491854523They're "friends" but Ai keeps him at arms length
>>491854482That's not what happens, they floor themselves because they are coded to snap to the ground and you have to place them a certain distance away from the floor to get around that. As far as I know there are no housing items coded as to not be able to float at all.
>>491854778
>>491854728do not do this.
what do we think they're doing bros
Redpill me on Rob Chidori
When my lalaboy sees a femlala, he thinks "we should have lots of hot steamy sex."But he keeps it to himself because that's a rude thing to say to someone.
>>491854920a member of the shadow maliddie council
>>491854902niggas cockwatching
>>491854902Already off work magness?
>>491854834QRD? She sounds two faced
>>491854852if it doesn't happen it doesn't happen, post seemed genuine enough
>>491854830Nyo! Do nyot ignore ANY moonies! I cannyot handle the silent treatmeownt!
I'm gooning b4 bed, can someone post femras
>>491855007Appal is the two faced one.
>>491853539>Badger from Breaking Bad>recognize Ahrieffect as an achievement hunter>check stream>It literally sounds like badger at 10% raspinessPVP shit aside, I think achievement hunters are cool, if anything, Ahri needs a Skinny Pete to talk about zombies
I actively ignore (female) mooniesmaloonsters are too cute...
>>491855020
Can a tank solo level 80 extreme/savage content now?
>>491854864Hey
my femezen is barely holding it together
>no commsNever giving anyone else a commendation ever again....................Why would I possibly want to be nice to someone without getting any kind of compensation.........?Society instils the same logic in how men treat women yet they never want to have s*x with anyone that isn't chad until they're 30 and well past their expiration date...............No s*x=No comms.....
Sooo…M4Sp1 is just:WingsWitch HuntEE1EE2Ion CannonIntermissionAnd that’s it????Kinda wanna jump to EE2 prog, but I’m still scared of messing up Witch Hunt >_<
>>491855020i thought i was going to do that because i was getting teased but i think ill just get drained in the morning/afternoon
>>491855069what if im a watermaloonster and not a regular maloonster
>>491854501You will wipe and you will come here to complain!
>>491854902i hope this means this faggot sexpest can stop shitting up cc queues now
>>491855184All maloonsters are cute...
>>491854703I don't know you, anon, and I don't know anything about the situation, but it's nice to see something heartfelt and genuine on this site. I wish you all the best!
>>491855136I lost my virginity when I was 17 so I don’t think your post is true at all…
My Highlander has a broken heart
>>491854864I will cut down anyone who dares ignore you, my queen!
>>491854902two men who like men, seems perfectly natural?>>491855194which one
>>491855148Phase 1 is definitely the hardest
>>491855020There's femwas posted every threaed..
>>491854902Magness, don't you have another fiddie to groom?How much do they know about you?>>491855194I'll queue up rn just to fuck with you
>>491854902I can't believe this, Tyrone is gay?
>>491853604They got real quiet after this post
>>491854902i dont care
>>491855136The only thing your schizophrenic ass is getting from me is blacklisting
heydo any of you guys know the steps to getting a fc submarine and also the approximate gil requirementsI'm considering making an alt on dynamis and doing all that stuff so I can have infinity moneyalso am I able to buy shit from my alt's retainers or do I need to go through an intermediarynot posting a femra this time since nobody liked it
>>491853539I scrubbed through the vod and that didn't happen. Weird incel behavior.
>>491855379sis what mod for the shorts
>>491855375That’s good to hear.
>>491854902having fun in the videogame?
>>491855379Wash your greasy hair
I want to EB a femlala. Too bad femlalas don't want to EB me.
>>491853252>>491853604>>491855136the american himcess could never compare to the raw sissiness of the european himcess
>>491854920Femra whisperer
>>491855410>claims to queue>but not in queue>still just erping instead
>>491855556like....30m? and 6 monthsalso the obvious fc and fc house
>>491855115Yes and no. There's a more detailed video I'll provide that elaborate on what's actually soloable. Certain fights, like Seat of Sacrifice, is just completely impossible to solo due to certain mechanisms. https://youtu.be/Vea9egrjjq8Anywho. Back to bed for me.
>>491855496>normal mode>>491855556Yes, you can buy stuff off the market board put up by your alt’s retainers.
>>491855410>Magness, don't you have another fiddie to groom?>How much do they know about you?QRD?
>>49185572630m not including an fc house? I can just buy a small for like 2-5mil, right?
>>491855410sounding awfully jealous
>>491855605Uhhhhhh this one https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/114384
>>491855556>also am I able to buy shit from my alt's retainers or do I need to go through an intermediaryYou put a piece of shit ring on a mannequin for however much you want to transfer so you don't get taxed.
>>491855819correct
>Frontier's Kindest aka Rainy immediately hops on to dickride a streamercringe
>>491855556>Own FC House>Unlock recipe to build submarines>Build shark sub parts>Get submarine permit with FC credits>Build shark sub>Send on voyages to level subs>Replace parts for optimal EXP gain (Specific guides in submarine discords)>Follow the flowchart in their guides to do Fight Club>Get 4 subs, all doing Fight Club>Max them out and keep farming gil>Endgame mat builds can also make moneySub parts, if you're not building them yourself should cost around 1 mil ~ 1.5 mil per part, if it's shark, buying from the MB.
>>491855906Do you have an album?
>>491854716This isn't a gameplay meet up so no.
There's a botting program for trusts now.https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/151RlpqRcCpiD_VbQn6Duf-u-S71EP7d0mx3j1PDNoNA/edit?usp=drivesdk
>>491855980He went there on one of his paladins and is chatting him up lmao
>>491856071how does one get to the meetup without playing the game?
>>491855767Magness always tries to hit on the latest new fiddie that shows up to xivg and it's cringe
Fat Cat Fact #269You can summon a Fat Cat through the use of a magic circle and an offering of 8 high calorie foods
Get a load of this shit,He's not wrong though. This is typical E-girl behavior, they collect "friends" some will hold positions of power or be the leader of (group, FC, raid) the E-girl is attracted to this like a fly on shit. They see a group leader and go for it to befriend them or whoever is higher up the chain. Sometimes it works out and they can become just friends. Other times, the E-girl wants attention, as most people do from said group, and frequently enough, due to internet nerds being simps, they will think HER presence of her being "one of the guys" is her actually hitting on them. (ITS NOT) Now whether or not feelings were expressed here, I don't know the details, but knowing this anon E-girl she probably accidentally flagged that she liked someone (accidentally or on purpose) and included said person in her inner clique of whatever (usually anime watching. Or watching the Sims. Or barbie or whatever boring shit). Probably has a following of dudes that follow her or game with her. So said person thought they were in and might have mis read the whole thing. But decided to go for it and see if she wanted to become closer, cause why not. What should happen is a flat out "no" or "I wanna just be friends or not do long distance" answers / stances should be given.Sucky thing is people don't wanna lose popularity or friends, so sometimes they accidentally string along said interested people, which looks to be what happened here. It's human nature. It sucks but not as much as what sucks next.When someone gets denied and said person (girl) moves on or avoids them or away, because it's the internet and because she was "one of the guys" of the group. The group will gladly shed or boot one of its own because it's a chick. And that's on those people honestly. I'm not saying people should take sides, but that's hella shitty friends if they abandon you for e girl or anyone.Been there and done this in WoW with a female and seen it a few times.
>>491856184proof? or just more schizo ramblings
>>491856132Jesus christ, I know shit like this existed for years but the fact its no longer a paid bot service and can be done freely by anyone is worrying
>>491856025Not with anything new after DT...
>>491855759>>491855941Ok thanksCan I actually place a mannequin without housing though? This is assuming an entirely fresh alt with no money on dynamis>>491856003Am I able to make sub parts on my omnicrafter main and then just retainer sell them to my alt, or is it only workshop stuff with FC creds?
>>491856132What even is the point of trusts
>>491856256>ProofAsk any of the fiddies in private DMs if Magness has talked to them.
>>491852005nah bro you gotta describe throbbing shaft and churning cumtanks full of baby batter
>>491856215I hope he's not planning on eating all of those!!!
>>491856335>"hey random xivg fiddie, has magness talked to you?"i don't think i'll be doing that
I amA maleroe who have return from a Journey to the West
>>491855252>I lost my virginitySo you're a normalfag failnormie subhuman faggotnigger.........?Go kill yourself you ape................>>491855759>>normal mode
Ethelia: The Eorzean Nimble Warrior course offers adventurers unparalleled challenge and excitement!Ethelia: This year, you may freely choose from two courses: one that demands leaps of utmost precision, and one that will put your skills of evasion to the test!Ethelia: Why not have a crack at it and make some memories of your own? You have my word that even seasoned adventurers will find plenty to be thrilled about!
>>491856451ermmm why are you cutting the last fight off...
>>491856286Grandma, did you lose weight yet?
>>491856451you can't use those words after turning yourself into one of them, sis
>>491856307>Can I actually place a mannequin without housing though? This is assuming an entirely fresh alt with no money on dynamisNah you'll need to find a way to get the cash for an apartment just to start off. You could just have a friend be the in-between, that's the least amount of work. The amount you'll save on tax is more than the cost of an apartment so it's worth.
>>491856451>Parse nigger being a niggerLmao
Would anyone like to do leveling or msq roulette?
>>491855379I just can't have enough of them, you know?
>>491856506You know why.
>>491856560You can't call me a parsetroon when you're the one asking for my parse in a gotcha attempt.........
>>491856550If dynamis still has that exp+gil thing that might be able to bankroll me
I miss roasbeef ra
>>491856408They've talked to me, but it didn't feel like it was anything special. I'll talk to anyone though, so it might just be me being too nice.t. primal fiddie
>>491856579no thanks, have fun though
>>491856674Yeah that should do it. I'm pretty sure it's a 1m bonus?
>>491855718Theres no queue posted, but I'm alive again.>>491855767Magness was getting awfully chummy with another blonde fiddie yesterday queueing for god knows what, he's doing that dumb edater thing where they stand awfully close to one another to look like a thing, something he positions himself into, can't help but wonder if he brought out his dumb filo self insertHe also tries to manipulate his marks to try and isolate them from their circles, probably to try get them into a vulnerable mindset to swoop in>>491856256It's not quantifiable, but it's worth noting that a good number of people are aware of what kind of creep he is at a surface level.He has stalked my friend for two years, trying to insert himself into a good number of conversations, refusing to back down after being told "no", and trying to leverage shit that Astrid(another fiddie) has been doing as fuel to schizopost me, if I'm out of the picture then shit gets easier.It's actually Astrid's stalker problem that confirmed it, I wasn't in contact with her, didn't bother even when she was trying to hide, suddenly I'm made to be the scapegoat, and Magness brags publicly about solving a stalker problem?He's not that smart, he likes to think so but he isn't
>>491856641uh dont tell me you couldn't clear the easiest 4th floor in history... how am i meant to call you my queen if you can't even manage that...
>>491852212Its fun anon, don't be sorry for enjoying it.always precast your ninjutsu at like 2 seconds left of the timer so you can get a shield before engaging
A femra has woken up.
>>491856451>not even 27kUhm
>>491856132>There's a botting program for trusts now.oh sweet that's actually usefulcan get the bikini outfit without having to spend another second in DT dungeons
>>491856780epicI’m gonna need 3 xivg cuties to sign my petition if I ever get around to it
>>491856335He talked to me and it was just nice chat. I don't see the big deal
I want to see a Tikaasi pic. She made her lodestone private.
>>491856936One more day closer to the abyss, sister
>>491856307You need to make them in your FC Workshop, which you will need gil and FC rank to unlock.
cozy moonie here
>>491856318Well the "point" of it by Square is in case a player wants to do a dungeon but is too afraid to do it with players, they got that option.The actual reason, saving their asses when down the line, the game is on maintance mode, what better moment to add bot AI to the dungeons than the literal peak of the game's popularity.
>>491857032Sis that just means you are ugly.
>>491857047Silence, hole.
Give me some houses on Primal to visit, and I'll leave a message in the message book.
>>491857036fflogs or that other new logs site
>>491857127go to odarbil’s house on levi
do we like this?https://elsewherexiv.com/#
Nobody ever wants to play the game with me
meow
good morning it's middie monday
>>491857179ward and plot?
>>491857213it's ok sis most people here don't like playing the game
I will one day get orange in every section
>>491857182>imvu modbeastsnope
>>491857037The sweet embrace of oblivion... let it wash me clean from the folly that is love...
>>491857213I'll play with you once the foray comes out anon
>>491857230I don’t know sorry
>>491857123day 62537 and you still havent silenced me yourself
>>491857298>I'll play with you once the foray comes out anonthat anon is going to be waiting until march
>>491857216God, how is she so perfect? We need to be able to EB and breed Wuk in game, SE
It's the end of the monthAnd I am a male midlander
>>491857217Huh, it is...
>>491857213Same and I quit because of itNow I just need to wean myself off of xivg
>>491857414I wish I could quit this game but I have my main and an alt with houses and fc houses.
>>491857213Well, if I play with you, I'd have to play with everybody else.
>>491856539shuddup fatty nobody asked you to ask me
>>491857387sex?
>>491857324does this moonie like cuddles and/or rape?
>>491857217yep thats a shitter.
>>491857335Okay then i'll play with that anon once we get the deep dungeon
>>491857493The weight scale ask me, dumpling
>>491857464Or you could quit and let other players' alts have those houses.
>>491857324>Smoker Women who smoke should never be listened to
>>491857528Then that anon will be waiting until november, at the earliest
>>491857502male
>>491857386The real reason Lamaty'i won't be in 8.0 is because she's too busy taking care of our children.
Gaius has the perfect attributes, dark skin, garlean, my body built for bgc
>>491857612Fine i'll just fuck the guy then, is that better? i can do that right now.I'm trying man
>>491857151yeah but I can't type in search Tikaasi and see pics, she doesn't post name when uploading pics.
>>491857217carin plaptina>>491857395stinky
>>491857493Made for rapeBorn to please
>>491857036why
>>491857647he is such a chad
>>491857505thats a loaded statement>>491857573something tells me u dont listen to women full stop though
>>491857324i can smell the stale cigarette smoke from the whole room just looking at this image. jesus that is nasty.
>>491857565I don't like freeloaders anon. I had to waste so much time building it up from the ground.
>>491857573Sexist post tb.h
>>491856405He’s got frens
>>491857647wol and gaius>hate gaius>hate him a lot in shb patch>start being goofy retard wol with gaius now because theirs robots>like gaius and help his kids how very glib.
>>491857803maybe you should stop smoking inside then anon
I was planning on starting M3S tonight, but I ran out of time doing all the other in-game weekly chores for the past six days and now I'm tired.
>>491857769>thats a loaded statementonly because she makes me want to unload
>>491857217>>491857395It is! ^.^
i ama gay hrothgar
>>491857857I love you Fat Cat fren
>>491857769I do. I just don't wanna smell the bad breath of a smoker, vape, weed or otherwise.
>>491857621you deserve to be kidnapped and dragged into sui-no-sato
My femra is powerful beyond understanding, as old and timeless as the stars, beautiful like a flower on a mountaintop, and wiser than anything else in the world.
>>491857914It’s okay. The fight’s pretty easy and you can blame the healers if you die.
>>491857857dang I love fatcat...
>>491857502Sex, nonstop I am hydrated and ready
>>491857694don't call me that
>>491858027hag
>>491856808insane ranti hope the voices stop talking inside your head
>>491857965post you're hrothgarand a song
>>491858094low tier ebina
>>491856451>still can't clear M4SLMAOing at this troon
they should remove seasonal achievements or make them have points, shit is pointless.
>>491857857a terrifying plague of cat swept over them...
>>491858093oh ok. this post >>491857981 is actually meant for you then
>>491857047Need socks like those for my soft faggy meena
>>491857694I probably do smell like a garage...
>>491858165...why?
https://fffff.games/#/?id=0UJEcTMgENTbp8
>>491858101My femra forgives the lesser lifeforms for their aggressions, as they do not understand the foomishness of it all.
>>491857857>fat cat>too lazy to reach the litter box>shits and pisses everywhereinfuriating
Am I allowed to not care about the EX/Savage raid grind?
>>491858027If she’s face 4 she gets a giant rock dropped on her btw
>>491858283I guess... not really a whole lot to do in the game right now if you don't care about that content though.
>>491858283Yeah but only as long as you /pet me first
it's so weird watching 4chinners like ursula and frontier's kindest suck up to streamers in twitch chat
gm
They didn't even give this lala a crate to stand on. She had to go and levitate all Faire.
>>491857971You can smell things over the internet? Take a shower, stinky.
>>491858358Pet you? What are you, a dog?
>>491858363ursula is a retarded redditor xitterfag
>>491857217>>491857395>>491857957You know maybe I'm starting to come around. Maybe fiddies do have the worst posters overall.
>>491858339there is never nothing to do in this game once hte new alliance raid comes out in 3months and you do it once it's basically waiting another 4months for forays and then that's basically it until the next expansion just sprinkling in part 2 and part 3 for alliance raids.
>>491858437what did i do
>>491858165cheevo points don't do anything bro
>>491858383put “ri” after the g in your post and that’s how I feel seeing that pic
>>491858405heh
>>491858437You can't stop us!
>>491858467If you're a random fiddie I'm sure we could dig up something.If you're one of the three quoted you've never made a good post.
>>491858318S-she is a face 4... but she would barely even notice such a futile attack...
>>491858363>Rainy: This DNC is really good BTW>FK aka Gretel thinks Cristiano Madrid is goodlmfao
I'm so jealous of WoW, bros. Look at all the hot babes they're adding to The War Within!
>>491858537This fiddie scissors with Yaana
>>491858437And don't forget it!
What's the best way to deal with someone in your FC who thinks you're a gooner and only wants to ERP with you?
ChatWhat do we think about that >>491858571 ?
>>491858230>>491858468k remove achievements then. Let Tikaasi suffer then i guess, right?
>>491858602:3
>>491858579DannyGaminGnC post
>>491858363>a trancer and a trannyThey're tourists like most of this general.
>>491858468They're the only thing I can flex since I'm too shitty at the game for savage or ult though...
>>491858571>>491858665not sure which streamer this is from but CM isn’t bad, he’s been playing in queue syncs for a long ass time
Real CC stream is uphttps://www.twitch.tv/wapster
>>491858758he doesn't queue sync and isn't from herehe just plays all dayand is only good on a handful of jobs, dnc isn't one of them
>>491858463Yeah that's why you should also do the EXs and Savage tiers.
would you befriend an asexual moonie?
>>491858758Seeing CM in the enemy team does not inspire any fear in me.
>>491858825>he doesn't queue sync and isn't from here>he just plays all daylmfao
>>491858861>>491858463or you could just not play the game for the most partmost of the playerbase comes fro the msq and then fucks off, maybe coming for patches
>>491858931i've literally talked to him about xivg beforehe doesn't come here
>>491858861Nta, but if you think I'm going to do Savage your out of your mind. There's no way in hell I'm going to hop in PF, beat my head against it for 300 hours, then get made fun of because I never cleared the fourth turn because of the PF luck of the draw
i made plenty of good posts in my life
>>491858861I already got both EX mounts and weapons/accessories and you are not forcing me into PF hell with people who can't DDR. There is literally no content to do right now and even if I did do savage once you reclear then what? Nothing to do for the rest of the week. I hate being trapped and might just let my fc houses go to waste and let my submarine empire just disappear since nothing else to do with the gil. Maybe I should just wait until I have 500mill saved and then stop so I never have to worry about gil again and I can stay unsubbed.>>491858972Yeah but it feels like it's a waste of paying monthly sub. I really should fuck off though but there is nothing else to play right now. All the other games I have been playing I already spent 500hours+ on them.
>>491858865Likely, if we hit it off well.
>>491858579True, Xal'atath is pretty hot
>>491858703>>491858537>>491858602all fiddie-sized characters should scissor with yaanaMAYBE femlalas
>>491859048Link one.
>>491859034Find a static.
>>491858683anon what the fuck are you talking about
>>491859034>beat my head against it for 300 hours,It's hardly that long if you can study quick.>the PF luck of the drawIf one PF is unlucky, there's always the next one.
>>491859072>eah but it feels like it's a waste of paying monthly sub.I just said to stop doing that.mmos are pretty dogshit for content unless you're a brainless grind addict or a parser
>>491859170kys esl
>>491858998Insane
>>491859224Now read the rest of the post.
>"oh my God I have sooooo much tankxiety in this game! Haha I get so scawwed when I have to tank uwuYou are a grown ass man
>>491857929curious>>491857971its ok anon i dont like any of those smells either
>>491859161I have been, now this is probably just unlucky/me thing but every single one has collapsed before the savage release due to irl reasons or on the first turn.>>491859180That's what I said when I progged UWU and I got stuck at Titan prog for 3 - 4 months
>>491859272then find some other new game, or pirate one, or something
>>491859034>>491859072People cleared the tier week 1 in PF, you're just making excuses. It's fine if the content is not for you, there's no need to be embarrassed about it.
https://pastebin.com/F5kjtB7EUse this to make thread usableYour welcome
>>491859146
>>4918520051) Set up is important. Make sure you and your partner both have the same expectations for post length and perspective. I hate when I start out with someone and their post legth is solid, but they constantly refer to "I" and "you". There's nothing inherently wrong with first person, but make sure you both know what you're looking for. (The standard is third person perspective. Ex. /Amimi stands on her bar seat, turning, and swiftly curls her fingers around the trim of Wyssliht's sailor's necherchief with the sort of insense implication you might expect to cross the mind of the leader of a pride of lions when a lioness grips his royal jewels in her teeth.) This also applies to the "end point" of the scene. If your partner knows it's a foreplay scene and not a hot and sweaty plap session, you're suggested scene sounds fine. 2) I suggest making a /c/ (an F-list account) because you can list your kinks there easily and if someone is interested they can make a quick search of your character's name to see if your interests match. Of course, not everyone has one, so definetly refer to tip 1.3) In current day XIV, there are a lot of people using Mare to import and share custom animations. They will usually have something in their bio like (Mare Lamentorum) or (Moon) or some such since actually mentioning it in game is against tos. Reserving my personal opinions about the gooners ruining erp if you are looking to write a lewd scene with another person, you may want to stear clear of people using the mod, if only because they are more than likely looking to do more of a porn game style click and play animation exchange and maybe take some gposes. It's very different from what it sounds like you are looking for. But again, it varies from person to person. I hope that all helps! Good luck anon!
>>491859287Me but when I play healer uwu
>>491859262Yes, the person making up a fictional backstory for a real human being is insane. Not everyone you see in-game is from here.
>>491859272I dunno I would suggest not paying for something you do not enjoy, find another game you like, preferably not a live service
>>491859262for having a conversation with someone i pvp with a lot? yeah, crazy
>>491859287I protect women and children, not other grown ass men.
>>491859347file.png means I remain un-filtered
>>491859347shan't
>>491859316>>491859398You are telling me like I haven't tried. I'm not 12 sirs.
>>491858602proof?
>>491859357>jizzbrain prime in itIt's bad.
>>491859454Then I'm telling you to just stop wasting your money.If you don't enjoy the game, or any games, I dunno go jack off or something, read a book.Being bored sucks but paying $13 a month to be bored sounds even worse, what else do you want me tot ell you?
>>491859454>I'm not 12 sirs.What a shame.
>>491859357I need to go visit that other fiddie later, it's been a while.
>>491859347>7000 md5s Oh shit it’s an actual schitzo
>>491858112https://youtu.be/2Od7QCsyqkE?si=azu4KPB_qaIt_Y3gHave this I've had in my head lately.
>>491859489it's funnyjust laugh at it
>>491859526ZT moment
I am tanking, one pack at a time, to examine my parties reaction, and make annotations, for research.
>>491859395>>491859404I’m saying it’s insane that he doesn’t come here because I was sure that he’s been here since like s1 of pvp
>>491858703Wheres the full?
>>491859312Yea, you’re the common denominator
every player who was ever in any cc game at the same time as an xivg queue sync call is a xivgger who is on this forum at least 10 hours a dayour ranks have expanded GREATLY
>>491859545It's not funny and I'm not even German.
my femra looks and acts like this
>>491859539I'm only up to about 800 myself, I am really curious how much of the average thread that guy doesn't see.
>>491858437that would be femlalas and midlander males
I'll never understand what makes people gossip about irrelevant people here nonstop
>>491856242How gamers haven't already adapted to this trend never ceases to amaze me
>>491859582>grown-ass man>makes cute fiddie>gets dominated by other female "lesbian" characterswhy is it always like this
>>491859347>list nameThe one good thing grape cat is responsible for
>>491859649the proteus effect and parasocial relationships.
>>491859416my valiant husband
>>491859605
>>491859347>Your
>>491858661Please respond.
>>491859513Like I said in my original post I have played all the other games that have interested me hours and hours uppon them. I am a video game addict and all I do is game on my free time since I'm a loser with no social life. Once I'm done playing all those games there is nothing to do but wait for new games which take years to come out. So I just play ffxiv to kill off the boredom and do somethings in game. Better to do some random shit than nothing at all. I hate how we are dripped fed content and everyone is okay with it even though FFXIV is the best money maker Square has and instead of reinvesting into the game they go pump and dump more cash grabs that nobody wants to play and then the games close and wasted all that money for nothing.
>>491856286Old stuff is fine
>>491859605>>491859738does this femra like male midlanders?
>>491859342>People cleared the tier week 1 in PFHow many people, across all servers? Where are the statistics?
>>491859686because the average grown-ass man doesn't want to have sex with a male character.
>>491856071been using this for a few weeks now, it’s based
>>491859541thank you, aniki
>>491859596Yeah true, which is why I only do solo content so I know Im the one fucking up or so I know I'm not holding up anyones time
>>491859780was talking about that whole dynamic not about male characters thoughever
>>491859731how do people even end up in parasocial relationships with others from here, it's not like they're some celebrity who doesn't have time for you but instead another xiv player that you can just say hi to
>>491856286 where can I find this hair?
>>491859849Just a guess, but I suspect they are unable or unwilling to make non-parasocial relationships. They are as scared of genuine affection as Shinji Ikari from Evangelion.
>get shitposted>check the game>magness is online
>>491859649Big melties are fun for everyone but the day to day shit is honestly pathetic.>Jimmy is in an apartment with Becky!Yeah nigger and you're in your dark room covered in grime talking about other grimy niggers from baby's first MMORPG.
>>491859780>doesn't want to have sex with a male character>only fucks futa >only appeal to futa is the dickuhhhhh
>>491859347I know you’re a socially stunted faggot but genuinely consider leaving this thread if you get fed up with 90% of posts that are made
>>491859950you're the one that brought up futa, anon
>>491859761Yes
>>491856132Thanks, sending this to SE
>>491859772Does it matter? The point is that it was perfectly doable, so maybe you should stop being such a defeatist bitch about PFing and just admit you don't want to do the challenging content? Or better yet just find a static.
>>491859603t. mierda
Anyone else having trouble sleeping
I just told a femlala she was plump
>>491859986No what I'm saying is your point of nobody wants to fuck a male character is hilarious because the only appeal to futa is the dick which male characters have
reminder that this is how a cc queue caller talks when they're not on 4chan
>>491856132Dalamud needs to die.
if youre on this list you need to kill yourself NOW
>>491859949Yeah that's what I'm talking about, if someone melts here on their own that's funny but stuff like >>491854902 is retardedWho the fuck cares
Does anyone on Light wanna sync CC queues?
single pulling warrior
>>491860075>on the listit's OVER
>>491860075it's over
>>491860075im not on that list cus my dc only has usernames
>>491859756i mean to be fair no one wants to "play" xiv either, they just want to msq and plapgo play dragon quest, or the other ff games, or yakuza, or Ys, or dmc, or hell I dunno anything
>>491860089i care because those two are embarrassing and i like embarrassing things
What do sunnies taste like?
>>491859756go play runescape or one of the other timesink games like warframe, modded terraria, modded minecraft
>>491860075my CC crush is on this list...
>>491860154You are missing the point clearly but okay anon at least you tried.>>491860236I already played runescape back when I was a kid and they ruined it and forced my main account into a runescape3 account.
>>491860031What about the rest of the body which is female, you fucking faggot?
>>491860014yeah i need a male middie in my bed
>>491859849Maybe parasocial isn't the right word but, I mean how people with nothing else going on in their life can get way too absorbed in their online relationships and it's often a one-sided thing.>>491859927What the fuck I just got done rewatching Eva yesterday. I don't think it's right to say Shinji was afraid of affection; he wanted affection, he was just too afraid of all the other consequences that come from opening yourself up to another person in that way.
>>491860174Embarrassing to who exactly? Am I supposed to know who the fuck "Submissive Healer" is? Only reason I even recognize Tyrone's name is because some retard keeps posting about him here. There's no way you're spending your time thinking about what two grown men are up to while playing this game, instead of doing your own content.
>>491860075>UCI made it.
>>491860283then continue to throw away your money I guess, sorry for trying
>>491860289So you are okay fucking trans people then?
>>491859849>how do people even end up in parasocial relationships with others from here, it's not like they're some celebrity who doesn't have time for you but instead another xiv player that you can just say hi toanon people here being asocial retards isn't a meme
I FUCKING NEEDFUCKINGNEEDTO FUCKING HOLD HANDS (FINGERS INTERLOCKING) WITH A FEMRA AS I GIVE HER A KISSGOD DAAAAAMN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>491860289Then just go for an actual woman, you double faggot. The hoops you negroids will jump through just to avoid saying you like dick.
>>491860075Fixed your list for you anon
>>491860415Same but femlala.
>>491860095there is no one on
>>491860356hell yeah, come here kittendaddy is feeling rawr rawr RAWR frisky
>>491860356The best head and puppy play CNC I have ever gotten was from some failed white boi troon back when I was in the states. So yes.
>>491860415are you also a femra?
>>491860075>Both characters on listFuck fuck fuck
>>491860434Who's DS
>>491859759Uhhh here!https://catbox.moe/c/zixcv0>>491859892https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/113178
>>491860543Ta
How do I make friends who want to play other games?
>>491860534Me
>>491860471We're 3 people right now
>>491859582On my hard drive :3>>491859104Lood!
>>491860480>>491860485GAY
>>491860543Another load of goongruel claimed by my Queen, Milkers Okada!
>>491860543I can see this 'ra's underwear.
>>491860534DS these nuts in your mouth
>>491860661cute cheetoh fidd
>>491860660Just call it when you want don't be such a timid bitch
>>491860485cnc puppy play… hey…
>>491851963cool plate anon, food looks tasty
>>491860075>I'm on the listFuck, bros...
My maliddie's theme rn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7woEXovruc
>>491860031as a homosexual the dick is the most important part of the manwithout a dick a man is a cuntboy and literally no one wants thatsome people want vaginas, but I don't, I want dick, so I put dicks on girls, because girls are cute, and dicks areg reat
Blacklisting an erp partner because he insists on having those moaning sound effects play. You’ve been cringe on your last issue, bucko
>French
>>491860740it's not gay if i call him 'daddies little girl' and perform ritual boy removal on him
Burgers are waking up…. Thread quality is about to crash
>>491860814Ogey I call Light CC queue @ 10:55
>>491860923This is my femra's theme as well
>>491860979>ritual boy removalh-hey?
Just want to lapsit a cute girl is that too much to ask
>>491860923he looks like plaps femra
>>491860075Those letters could be talking about Hong Kong instead
>>491860982sis the thread quality has been in the dumps for a while
>>491861001I will now log on my alt.
>>491860923Mine's is more like:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo4JZFe5Dzs
>>491861096since when in your opinion?
>>491860982i haven’t gone to sleep
>>4918611872018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFnEW8uQgb0
>>491860982Gonna be buying the dip in thread stockWish me luck
>>491861187since like late february/early march
>>491860982Not all of us are bad, just most.
>>491860982But i haven’t even logged in yet…
shadowbringers ruined this general
>>491861269whiny oldfag
>>491860534Dick Sucka, the lala fucka, the sho stoppa, the big pappa. The nigga kickin in ya door, when he see ya poor, grab you off the floor, take you to his next score. It's DS with the tight vest, marksman's spite blessed, tear it up on the mic, chain saw leave you in awe.
>>491861248If your brain goes to "not all x" instead of brushing it off because it doesn't apply to you, it applies to you.
>Tyrone runs up to Seryu as soon as they get onwires itself
>>491861269you likely weren't even here when the general was ACTUALLY badduring the days of DELETE THE PASTEBIN, uterusposting, the actual diapist detectives, WEEKS and MONTHS of chemopostsmodern ebins and shitposts are infinitely more than the mild-mannered schizos of today
>>491861334Nigga loves his femra, shit i do too
>>491861325I don't spam the thread with porn or tranny memes though
Light CC queue @ 1:40
>paladin, 3 healers, and mchgod
>4am in America >“Burgers are waking up” How early do you idiot pajeets think Americans wake up?
>>491861470i havent gone to bed yet
Thirdies complain about Americans yet never fuck off to their own ghetto websites. >4chan isn’t American!Then why are you speaking English (poorly)?
>>491861470We got a newfag boys.
>>491861383hey…sex
>>491861470>4am in America>7am eastern time
>>491861325Why would challenging slander be proof that the slander is true?
>>491861350me, but irl
>>491851723Be grateful CBU3 negotiated a stay of execution til Endwalker or you really would've gotten that.
my moonie has witnessed the world beyond the shroud and she is disgusted by it all and wishes for the elementals to awaken
Lf EB to voice call, sleep call, play homm3 with, and frontline with.
>>491861470Some of us wake up at 5 PM. It is what it is.
>>491861438>check who's in queue>check who isn't>queue down as a result
>>491861350did he died
>>491861521Ask again in a few hours when i crawl out of bed and finish my morning routine
>>491861546Because it's not a direct accusation, so responding as if it's personally directed at you implies you have reason to believe it would be.If you were called out by name it would be different.
>>491861587You mean a massive creep and stalker such as yourself hasn't found one on Adamantoise yet? Shocking
may the trees cover the world wipe the ul'dahn filth and corruption
Do some people here really have no friends irlI can't imagine what it's like to have no friends
>>491861527literally no one wakes up at 7am to play xiv on a monday
>>491861646you can stay in bed, i’ll do all the work
>>491861619Im going to queue.
(coerthas and dravanian hinterlands is cool though)
>>491861619I'm queueing.
>>491861652>it's not a direct accusationin what universe? when you say "all x are like this" you are directly accusing all x
Any Crystaloids wanna CC...?
>>491853641>can't even use my naruto eyesThere's a tool for that....https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/66991
>>491861718>>491861750then neither of you are the one i was looking for
>>491861470people are waking up and driving to work by this time, I just have a screwed sleep schedule but I'm going to bed soonish.
>>491861754>all x are like thisHe didn't say this though.
>approaching prime time in seaniggerland>shitposting ramps upmust be the burgers waking up
>>491861702These three are deeply disappointed in those who don't.
>>491856808odd posti'd ask for a qrd because i don't understand most of these comments but i don't think i'd understand the qrd either
>>491861856>meh>mehhhhhh>NANAMO MY QUEEN I'M LOGGING IN RIGHT NOW
>>491861769Thanks sis but I don't trust 3rd party programs using xivlauncher is already making me puke. I'm a paranoid person.
>>491861804Who were you looking for?
>>491861825he implied burgers crash the thread qualityi realize i'm getting roped into your pedantic contrarian bullshit now but you know exactly what was implied even if he didn't use the exact phrase "americans crash the thread quality"
Ligh CC queue @ 4:20
>>491861717You’re really speaking my language, are you on NA? I’ll come pest you if are
>>491861941>americans crash the thread qualityEven if he said this it still doesn't say "ALL Americans".
>>491861918Suit yourself fidster, but that's the most convenient way I can think of. There's also this Penumbra guide.https://reniguide.carrd.co/#loosefiles
>>491861693Are you really surprised some subhumans on this site don't have any actual friends?
>>491861702>moonday>the best day of the week>he doesn't wake up early to meowke the best of it
Why do all the American femboys and failed-men ruin this thread for 14 hours a day?
>>491861334qrd? i know tyrone is one of the most desperate mfs out there but is aru gay now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPUrl_Ov5rw
>>491862024cute viper
>>491862050>now
>>491862050>nowlol
>>491862024Sex
>>491861693All of my irl friends grew up, drifted away, and started families while I remain in a perpetual state of arrested development living in online video game worlds.
>>491862024I tried tried this guide earlier today but it makes my eyes black. Am I doing something wrong? I tried opening the mod directory and going to texture dropping the .png and making it to a .tex and then fixing the pathways and putting the right face path.
>>491862035no kittentoday is daddy malera man day>*gently reprimands youre behind*
>>491861998yeah i suppose he wasn't saying that americans who have never posted on or even heard of 4chan were crashing the thread qualityyou win the argument ser
>>491861998The wording was more along the lines of "if you immediately claim that you're not one of the guilty ones then that's proof you are one of the guilty ones". Which is just weird.
>>491861986i’ve been logged off for a few hours and sleeplessly posting but yes, crystal. next time i’m on
>>491861702>tfw i wake up at 5am to finofanim not gonna make it.. am i
>>491862127https://renipaths.carrd.co/#midfemfaceselectedDid you assign it to the diffuse or normal path? Don't forget to properly name it.
>>491862175If you're not one of the guilty ones you don't need to say anything. This is how people self-snitch constantly. You protest too much.
my sweating pharaoh coded sunnie needs her fanners right meow *snaps fingers*
>>491862078>>491862093so what is he? just gay? a "himcess"? why does everyone have five genders these days
>>491861676Shocking!!!!!!
Is Hector accurate enough to study for M3S? Or is there another way going around the PFs in busier hours?
>>491862243NTA but>Let me slander and insult you with broad labels that include you and if you protest that just means I'm right
Light CC queue @ 6:40
>>491862229I put the normal path since diffuse makes my eyes into these orange and blue eye thing like .png or am I messing a part up?
>>491862334just a faggot
In the Dawntrail trailer, why did they make Alisae's butt so tight and cute, and then make her walk slowly in a seductive manner
Morning
>>491862362Have you ever examined why opinions that don't apply to you mean so much? Especially here of all places?
>>491862134But I'm not behind?
>>491862369What's the eye mod that you're using
>>491862334Tyrone is a desperate faggot and Seryu is just some gay slut who larps as a girl
>>491861884tl;dr magness is cockwatching because hes mad that the people he's orbited and wanted to score with are more receptive to me than himhes obsessed>>491862448hi magness we're just talking about you :)
>>491862402Because they know cunny is winning.
>>491862441https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/43285 the sharingan one
>>491862403hi
>>491862545lol lmao
>>491862402She's practicing to seduce the WoL
everyone shut the fuck upyour American overlords are here
>491862403put more effort into your post skank
>>491862687what the-
I wonder if anybody involved in this current gossip realizes how absolutely worthless the things they're discussing are. Trying to understand how the mind of someone who cares about this works is causing my scalp to tingle. It's so fucking bizarre and unnatural.
>>491862403Need this thighlander to sit on me tbqhwy
>>491862760zivg is just tmz but for e-celebs
>>491860923https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d8SzG4FPyMMy femlala's theme
>>491862590Have you followed the instructions on the mod page? If you do and it didn't work, and you don't want to use the loose file texture compiler... guess you'll have to ask the mod author.
>>491862791It's /xoc/ with catgirls
>>491862683
>>491862760Right, because any other discussions that go on here are oh so very riveting and worthwhile
>>491862981which ebin would look the best grinded down into paste and put in a can?
I love femezen so much it's unreal
>>491862981You need to detox. You don't have to spend your days talking about Karen and Chad. I promise they're just as big of losers as you, you don't need to look up to them.
Eurocuck brownoids are so easy to trigger melties from. Thank for late entertainment anons
>>491863064love you too anon /pet
>>491862197could be worse, you could go to sleep at 7 am after playing fino fuck
Why does everyone like Ul'Dah? It's a sandy shithole.
sick sch grief
>>491863015How the hell would I know I just injected myself into this. All of them are ugly.>>491863098Yeah true
>>491862823Well I followed everything for the loose file and it ends up looking like this but thank you for trying to help.
>>491863102They have low impulse control, darkies usually do.
Light CC queue @ 10:30
>>491861702I have been lately desu
>>491863110thank you my wife
>>491863114Ive been wondering this for years, at least the other two starting areas have a somewhat decent aesthetic besides dusty
>>491862123do you like agpra+
I think maleroes are hot and cute and handsome
>>491863178Should have made even a more retarded call for sync time
>>491863114It has the best jobs.Inb4 DRGtards
>>491863267I got called an ugly bastard for posting mine
>>491859371>1) Set up is important. Make sure you and your partner both have the same expectations for post length and perspective. I hate when I start out with someone and their post legth is solid, but they constantly refer to "I" and "you".i switch to first person during erp "i fuck you're ass"it makes it more personal
Thinking of making an f-list for my WoL, but it would ruin my pure and wholesome reputation...
>>491863267t. maleroe
>>491863114the MSQ makes you go to Ul'Dah more than the other two, some people like it more due to familiarity
>>491863358I tried making an F-List, but I quickly realized how few tags I had, because I'm not a filthy homo degenerate, and decided if it's going to be this vanilla and boring compared to everyone elses', I might as well not even start.
Oldfags, please tell me about job reqierments. I know that PLD requiered both GLA and CNJ,but what else?
>>491859371>>491863357>third-person is the standardSo ERP is literally slamming Barbie dolls together, not playing the role of the one fucking?Sounds like cuck shit to me.
>>491863114it’s the most city-like
Light CC queue @ 12:30
>>491863329I'm sure you're a dashing gentleman >>491863394Yeah? What about it? Gotta give the broes a pick me up sometimes
>>491863146This fiddie looks like she just received the most harrowing news
>>491863429I am actually a filthy homo degenerate, but I try to keep it somewhat hidden.
woke up and can nyot fall back asleep sighhanyone wanna kill stuff in the diadem?
>>491863357Self inserting chad, i kneel
>>491862184Good to know. We'll have to set something for when you're more awake sometime
>>491863429I actually try to minimize the number of tags in my profile, because I never bother reading through a profile that has hundreds of tags in it myself.
I really really wanna get this. Will anything bad happen?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTFhJ-5q0vs
>>491863223absolutely not
aura hags are hot
>>491863681>no shieldyeah, that's a blacklist
>>491863707thats pretty gay of you, not gonna lie.
>>491863631my tags are like>vanilla>making love
>>491863724post catbox
>>491863728I already have you blacklisted.
>>491863503I just want my sharigan eyes without all these extra steps...
>>491863724Twitter?
>>491863681Only if penum goes down, you'll get whiplash to old animations and how lame they are in comparison.
>>491863223putting this agpra+ into the factory mulchinators to produce hrt slime
>>491863431its been a long time but I feel like pld just wanted protect and stoneskin i cant think of much else, i have never been a tank player really though
i am so tired of uni, bros
Light CC queue @ 3:30
If it's okay to shut down terminals and kill everyone in living memory because they aren't real, it's okay to have sex with alisaie and ryne because they're not real too, right?
>>491857573>Women [...] should never be listened toftfy
>>491863936VH post
>>491863936Just remind yourself that by working and studying hard enough you'll get to be a productive drone who gets to fund my careless and luxurious lifestyle as a NEET.......!
>>491863936V.H post
>>491864036fuck me, queen
Good morning /xivg/
Are there any cute Light players playing CC?
>>491864036I would rather my money goes directly to you so you can get better benefits out of it, my queen... Those tax men pinching would likely just give it to some lesser beings.
>>491864134Sup, king.
>>491864135ye im p qt
>>491864036this nigga crying for help
>>491863936Nepgear post
>>491864036As an american I'm super jealous of this. I wish we could get neetbucks here without actually being retarded or disabled.
>>491864036Prove you findom then faggot
>>491863932Ah. I though you were hard-requiered to do this.
Light CC queue @ 5:35
>>491864036This femra would be my only reason to go and actually play in EU, shame i've gotten so used to NA
>>491864315you could be blac->without actually being retarded or disabled.oh.
>>491864036>lucky enough to be born an european>unlucky enough to be born in a "you don't want to be a wageslave? then starve" country
Can I get a QRD on these ‘bins?https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/crossworld_linkshell/16e96b4568d4faf83c955749267a73e53e83b543/
>>491864397Yeah the only people who get neetbucks are mentally handicapped or disabled people and even then it's like $300 a month not enough to pay for rent
did you guys get itit was a joke about niggerswhy arent you laughing
>>491864440You're a net loss to society if you're not even selling your body for menial labor.
max height fiera+ here, any minimum height catgirls or femra around
>>491864506racism isnt funny man
>>491864506shut the fuck up fish
>>491864470>all my friends in this cwls>never got invitedoh...
>>491864515not even menial labor from white people is worth anything anymore thanks to all the immigrants being ok with being paid under minimum wage
>>491864506that was supposed to be funny?
>>491864323nah it was never a hard requirement, basically if you did roulettes no one caredextremes if you didnt have cross class skills people would look at you funny probably but usually disregard it, checking peoples search info to see cross class skills was very commonsavage people might actually get butthurt if you didn't have certain things, none of it was required though
didn't get into 2 of the cc queues nowit's over for me
>>491863936Jus wait till you come out and be a wage slave...
>>491864591Wow, you must have been a real nobody back then.
>>491864602Make them leave then.
all these anons ITT butthurt they cant scam the government and be paid to play ffxivlaffing m8
>>491864692I'm playing FFXIV at work on my laptop.
>>491864609Every tank was forced to play gld to 16 for provoke
>>491864319I actually find findomming morally reprehensible and I have compassion and respect for the outcast and the lost of society so I would never want to exploit the vulnerable like that..............I've been offered graphics cards and game keys but I've refused them every time.......
>>491864742damn, you sound addicted bro.
>>491864653i'm one bad day of waging away from selling everything and living in a van and touring the country
>>491864653just get a boring do-nothing corpo job and shitpost here all day while getting paid, like this anon >>491864742
Light CC queue @ 8:00
>>491864787Selin you are mentally ill
>>491864609Casters needed to level archer for Raging Strikes and melee needed to level lancer for Blood for Blood.
>>491864683and how do i do that without being branded an *ish or a *phobe and losing my income? i remind you the alternative to not having a job here is starving
>>491864692>He doesn't know I scam the government to pay for my college and my ffxiv sub
>>491864787I remember a friend was into findomming and wanted me to do it to them, but I learned it wasn't them just sending me money and then gooning to it like I thought, I actually had to demean them and demand money from them for them to get horny.That's too much work for me.I only got 11$ out of it.
>work in tech>automated most of my shit>end up playing ffxiv all day>have to play on alts so people dont see me online all day every daylife is hard, sisters.
>>491864884Get into a management position and a role behind a computer screen and set up your laptop on the side.
>>491864787You really do have a heart of gold
>>491864925is your boss playing xiv or what?
>>491864827If I'm gonna tour I wanna tour the world and i need to wage to afford that>>491864849I want a corpo job that pays okay still not minimal wage hello
>>491864975no but i am trans so they wouldnt dare fire me.(i look like a dude, i just put she/her on my resume for diversity points)
>>491864787respectable if true
>>491865032Powerful.
>>491865032eb like this
>>491864742I'm playing FFXIV on my home PC while working on my work laptop next to it.
>>491865032no, I mean, why do you have to play on alts?
>>491865032Right… for diversity points…
>>491865160Work from home is valid. Even better, actually.
>>491865032Same, but I say I’m hispanic too. I love tacos… prove I’m not a beaner
Light CC queue @ 10:10
>>491865171Because if my friends see me online all day everyday they will think im unemployed, of course.Nothing is more unattractive than being a neet, or giving off the impression you are one.
>>491864884Sell drugs. Minorities kill themselves or wind up in prison, you make money and don't have to wage slave.
>>491865032clown
>>491864470>know a lot of people in this CWLS>not invited eitherThis thread is full of fake ass hoesYou're better off making friends with randoms
>>491864787everyone’s commending you but you are a certified bag fumbler sis
>>491865275Are you trying to fuck your friends?
>>491865303we live in a clown world, anon. if you dont play the game, you'll get left behind.
>>491865242I think it’s pretty funny how this implies knowing Spanish is similiar to a physical disability. I don’t think the libtards are entirely wrong on this one.
>>491864787How am I supposed to visit the house and judge the interior decoration if I don't know what server it's on?
>>491865312Nigga check the date, it's from 4 years ago. Its most likely dead now
>>491865032I thought you guys told me Sosig doesn't post here
>>491865264did it pop
>>491865312You just know they’re talking about you in there too
>>491852126This game would suddenly look like a fucking state penitentiary.
>>491865275>>491865340This.Your friends should already know you're a whf, and if they're actual friends they won't really give much of a fuck about it increasing your online time except perhaps to express envy if they're a wagie.
It's mad to think people here actually have jobs and that it isn't lower end shit like retail or warehouse work
>>491865420Chaos Ragnarok
Guys please stop talking about irl and getting jobs it makes me nervous.
>>491864591>>491865312you just had to ask to get init wasn't even that active when it was current
>>491865519It's the very rare few of anons that first have a job, and secondly a decent/good paying one too. Most of the people in this cesspool are neets.
>>491865519I'm a manager in a public transportation company.
>>491865568if you bottom and are cute you can move in with me and be my neet wife
>>491865571Do not believe this guy, he’s obviously in there
>>491865519MMOs require tons of free time and literal slave jobs that milk you for a bare minimum living are not compatible with them.
>cloud nineshan't
>>491865519Why did I go into accountingI regret itI don't want to do overtime I want to go home on time
I'm 34 years old and I've never worked for more than 2 months straight during my entire life.
finally won a game :3
>>491865685jewra, will you help me do my taxes
>>491852126I would just go lalaboy and put on the dress, and you’d pretend you don’t see my hardon.
>>491865716that's cause you gay lmao gottem
>>491865716One of the most believable posts ITT
>>491865685Au Ra are the most economically successful of all xivg races.
>>491865519I teach people how to pick up heavy shit and put it down lol
>>491865519if you’re in the states just get a cozy state gov job. mine doesn’t pay that great but it’s stable and i get good benefits :3 (degree required)
>>491865629I'm fat and have neckbeard but my face is pretty girly and I have long hair. I even get misgendered in public when I'm shaven. Do I qualify?
>>491865519I have a good corpo job in tech making six figures working from hoke but I also have essentially no friends and am very lonely so it balances out
>>491864440just mooch off your family lmaosurely they wouldn't be ok with their son just wasting away right?
>>491865728Congrats bro
Are there any active cwls on crystal to play the game?
my malezen looks like this getting queue skipped
>>491865716Hi crusty
>>491865716Same except I haven't worked a day.
>>491865519i'm a game developer
I'm not a NEET.My job is to make grown men cum on the internet...
>>491865760>be femra>rich irl and ingamechecks out
>>491865807Thinking about starting a maps/hunt/foray CWLS
>>491865845yeah, but you do it for free...
>>491865519im already the warrior of light
>>491865749we were still in game..
>>491865845make me cum
>>491865519>warehouse workDamn, that's me. It does pay reasonably well though as we deal with medical equipment, parts, and repairs though.
>>491865845Wanna be my ffxiv girlfriend (boyfriend)?
>>491865685you went into the wrong field of accounting. i'm an accounting supervisor and i have 35 hour weeks in which i do maybe one hour of work a day.
>>491865871Oh man can’t wait for the twentieth iteration of this to die in 2 weeks because it’s filled with the usual ebins that don’t play the game
>>491865865>Rich irl and ingamedamn right.
>>491865747Ok that will be 200 bucks plus tips>>491865760>>491865865??? Doesn't check out for me hello
>>491865845>>491865904CUM JANNYCUM JANNY
>>491865790Same except mine pays like shit, I really need to move on
>>491865275Status seeking monkeys like that don't make good friends anyway. Find people who like you for who you are as a person.
>>491865904Shush...>>491865942Sure thing.>>491865953Only if you let me fuck other men on the side....>>491865985No don't call me that...
>>491865985Professional 4chan jizzmopper gat dam
>>491865825At least you're not a caller getting skipped in your own calls.
>>491864470If you’re in here and still playing you need to grow up and get a job, the meme has gone far enough
I'm 28 years old and I wear dentures...
>>49186571631 and worked for 10 years full time, 3 years part-time/casualI think I might lose my mind if I ever get back into full-time work in an office
bros i think im addicted to making men cum on the internet......
>>491866093Faggot.
>>491866076That's what happens when you get pissed and punch on
>>491866019Why is this cat always so nice and cute?
>>491866076I am 24 years old and missing half of my teeth
>>491866027PLEASE be on crystal
>>491866027>>491866093let's plap
>>491866168how
>>491866093As a man on the internet I enjoy cumming to femra so you're okay in my book
>>491866093But have you considered doing that for women instead?
>>491865967I wonder if its the workplace, japanese companies sucks.I hate it i hate it I'm going to find a job in a white guy company next
>>491865519I'm a veterinarianWorking rn
>>491865771>cozy state gov job. I’m not a nigger or an obese woman or a faggot (publically)
Ay wey, me saco un susto.
>>491866168I am 20 years old and never got one of my canines, with the other one being shrunken
>>491866229>female orgasm memeThis has been debunked.
About to get off of work, how have your days been? I'm assuming people are just waking up.
>>491863936>Complain about how uni can be stressful and boring.>Graduate.>Get into the actual world of working.>Realize it sucks ass and no one likes it.>Realize this is all there is from here until retiring, most of my life, at least 40-50 years of this.>Realize maybe people who commit suicide actually have a point.
I hate people who ask general questions like "how has your day been," you don't give a fuck and are just fishing for (You)s so you can be noticed as a thread celebrity.
>>491866093Same, I like to bait and there's something about the minute of silence in chat or the ninja log after they cum that drives me wild. If I could crystallize the shame they felt in that post nut clarity and smoke it I would.
>>491865787I think I'm going to be sick, people mistake you for a fat chick
>>491866229women are shit at erpits usually fisting or bloodplay and stuff
>>491866230i'm in like the most white guy company ever, so it might be. although, i hear the government accounting department kinda sucks. i'm in one of the more relaxed departments.
>>491866273More like Chupamiverga
>>491866214Mental illnessI am addicted to coke (soda) and get second hand smoke dailyI just pulled out a shard of a broken tooth yesterday after it was loose for a week
>>491866253its nice for being a closeted faggot too bro a lot of coworkers have pride flags on their desk
>>491866358I do though, I'm just bored at work and want conversation.
>>491866318Have a great day at work, Hrothchad.
>>491866229bad advice, grown ass men that I'm textfucking on the internet treat me nicer than any of my former flesh-and-blood 'girlfriends' ever did.
Moonfire Faire was disappointing
ignore niceposters and queue for frontline so we can beat the shit out of eachother
>>491866343nta but I felt leagues more fulfilled when I interned for my career path than I ever have in uniIt really is the school that's shitI'm not even doing poorly, I just fucking hate it here
>>491866236https://files.catbox.moe/wwmijv.jpgcat
>>491866358I thought you meant like people actually talking to you>guy keeps asking me how my day is ingame>tell him I don't really like talking about my day>"Oh, I was only saying that because I wanted to talk about my day :)"
Stop holding your post for next thread
Light CC queue @ 3:40
>>491866358This but in real life
>>491866230Miki NO, don't go where the white men are
>>491866451It's been uneventful, sneaked in an Aglaia, otherwise just AFK in game, the folly of asking how everyone was is that because I'm EU time, everyone in the thread is just waking up.
>>491866318I had an amazing day, I played some edh with irls and did some leveling roulettes on xiv with some friends in discord. I hope you had a nice workday yellow cat.491866358Seethe
>>491866358Same, especially when they do it when there's already an active conversation about irl shit going on which they could just respond to instead
>>491866506instapop every time o_O
>>491866392I'm not saying you're wrong, but what's wrong with bloodplay?
>>491866439Are you also getting dentures?
>>491866491Yep, it's autism. Looks like you caught it early. Good job, doctor.
>>491866163I like helping people if I'm able and never understood people who look down on others over material things. I've known so many NEETs who help cheer their wagie friends up after work, help out their elderly family, I could go on. I gotta head out for work but thanks for the compliment!
>>491866652>>491866652>>491866652
>>491866318Herogar I’ve been thinking how to create an ERP scenario with your fetishes involved, but the problem is yours aren’t actually sexual, so we’d need a third to actually do the raping (you could beat him up afterwards)
>>491866638Can't afford those in AmericaI dont get a lot of toothaches so its fine so far
>>491866539If I dont run soon i'll get depressed and withered
>>491866614What's EDH? A quick google search brought up Magic The Gathering.>>491866681That's actually thoughtful of you, thanks, I still honestly don't know how it would go or how I would handle it.
>>491866728Sorry to hear, hope you'll one day afford to get some or things get better.
>>491865685Another Miki for the collection
