>Behind the Scenes of Sailing: Volume 1https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/behind-the-scenes-of-sailing-volume-1?oldschool=1>Community Showcase - August 2024https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/community-showcase---august-2024?oldschool=1>Deadman Armageddon: Next Stepshttps://secure.runescape.com/m=news/deadman-armageddon-next-steps?oldschool=1>I'm new, what should I do?Quests:https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Optimal_quest_guideDiaries:https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/Achievement_Diary>Communication & InfoWebsite: https://osrs.game/Wiki: https://osrs.wiki/Twitter: https://twitter.com/OldSchoolRSChat channel: fart cc>/osg/ 2024 Skilling Competitionhttps://templeosrs.com/competitions/standings.php?id=2460previous >>491759361
first for my girlwife meriipuuu
>>491914836your shadow...?
what happened to karaoke night?????
ill attend karaoke if were singing 50 50 cupid
for me its osrs dont stress rap
every day I'm weamin
i pronounce it in the japanese manner (ka-row-kay)
what location is the fishing party
uh the japanese pronounce it ka-ra-oh-kay now you just look like a big dumb dumb
>>491915453barbarian fishing pond next to otto's grotto
finally got a frog prince instead of a princess and gave him a big ol smooch
I could take it all, love it big or smallMake it hit the wall, I'm the throat goatI just sucked my ex, no gag reflexI just had to flex, I'm the throat goatWhat's my name? What's my name?What's my name? I'm the throat goatWhat's my name? (Say it) what's my name? (Say it)What's my name? (Say it) (I'm the throat goat)
i am doing a master clue but i dont want to be late to the party oh gosh i better hurry
getting girlxiety thinking about the party what if im the only one there
actually it is /kɑ ɾɑ o ke/
>>491915734what world
i'm not going to the party its not on a ger or uk world
>>491916397world 474 no its not a pvp world
my baby mole and i will be attending personally
>>491916659u r cute
there was a nerd with a beer gut and these thick glasses at the party, really killed the vibe and made all the girls uncomfortable
the vibes were fine shut up bitch
I want to go back to simple times /osg/https://youtu.be/b5qNLmI5XpQ
my wife
got a dragon pickaxe drop
kek
thanks for coming guys
>>491917962gz
wow midzy didnt even show up to support her friend what a rude bitch
are you guys really girl o_O
>>491917998you dont even have spirit anglers? kind of cringe
midzy was there i saw her
can i get a full roster of all attendees please
see this is why i dont show up to these things
i finished my clue and got a neat clog
i used to be like that but im past the point of caring i think being social is more important
>maxed helmies
>>491918594gzz
wow going to the party even gave my alts good luck
playing on multiple accounts is cheating. you should only be allowed to have one character
I hope I can be a cool high ranked weam like Despa some day that's really the weam dream
despas drip is on point midzy Ldespa W
you dont even know my drip why dont you shut it stupid idiot
what is a weam
>>491919117its boring just playing on one acc
uim (pronounced weam)
i wish they stuck with banning multilogging
i think it's pronounced you eye emm
you i am and britney bitch
i pronounce it uim
>he isnt playing two accounts
yeah im not im playing 4
i play on one account and make silly posts on the internet on my other screen
>>491919856prove it
wow me too
>>491919983
I've recently upgraded to three monitors so I can play two accounts and shitpost/watch things it's been extreme epic
I need a second monitor
>>491914698erm what the freak who drew me
what's the best guide to learn pkingI'm gonna grind some lms and learn to kill rev bots
Funny how I find myself turning off task extensions now that I hit the 90s.I prefer rapid tasks with variety than slow roll of 200+ of same cunts.
for me its osrs in the middle osg and twitter on the right and youchube or whatever else im listening/watching on the left
i dont know about pking but if you wanted to learn inferno or colosseum or toa 500s i would say follow the gnomonkey guide hope that helps
i tried watching gnomonkeys inferno guide and i got really really bored ive basically been doing the whole thing with no guide i just imported the tile markers
ok well thats why you havent freaking completed it cheeser
i reckon id have it finished already if i sat in there for 6 hours a day but i dont like doing more than 1 attempt a day cause the first 50 waves are really boring maybe a cheeser take but the content stinks bad
ok cheeser whats your ehb
For me its picrelated
>>491922308you have a windows update available
is t swift fan here i need to talk to you
taskbar on the right yikesmine is on the bottom and its hidden until I hover on itI like it that way
fat hot dog bitch
>somebody got pwned by the DT2 stranger at the g/elol
su su su supernova
>>491923784can't they just bank all and then suicide to it
i walk a lonely road the only one that i have ever known
>>491924221Only if they werent afk, idk if you can bank the quest items either.
im in the meriicord vc i have a vibrant social life
wow can i join
>>491923784i got owned by vardorvis :(
meriipu turned off invites you have to ask her sorry
does the mcdonalds defender look stupid i liked it but now im second guessing myself
im in the merrycord its a little similar to the meriicord but we are a lot jollier and happy overall
>>491925415yes it looks terrible i'm laughing at you lol
why is ur helmet cheesywhy is ur avernic cheesywhy is ur blorva cheesywhy is your cape cheesywhy is your emberlight cheesy
>>491925415normal unironically looks better
>>491925415yea im not laughing at you but i think it looks bad
it probably looks a bit off because its the only part of your gear with yellow accentsmaybe if you had more gear with yellow colors it would look better but i cant think of anything like that
>>491925415white boy negative aura
^emberlight would be a good accent
>>491891987which one>>491924739i can also invite whats ur rsn
me every time i look at my temple and see somebody has updated me again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY
>>491925749trimmed dragon stuff just looks awful, look at this.
>>491926456same bestie :/
thankfully you only need master CAs to get the best defender ornament kit
>>491926817crispor wouldnt know LOL
>>491926858:(
Just did night at the theatre, that sucked I do not want to ever do tob. Are the other two raids more enjoyable?
not really toa is the worst raid in the game and cox is ok at best
idk im a skiller not a killer
no
tob is most peoples favorite raid
>>491927169no
skiller is better than a killer
ehp skillers give me the ick
i got blood moon tassets but im a noob should i sell them or put them in my bank
you should be doing duo nex as a bondie
idk about bossing
what is the easiest pvm thats still real pvm to learn?
gauntlet probably
phosanis nightmare
be serious please
scurrius
scurrius is too easy
maybe for you...
vork with dhl or fang if you cant buy dhl
please declare your acronymsstop using exclusive languagethanks
>>491927762do you want to duo nex with me?
gauntlet makes you good at the gauntlet not other pvm mainly because half of your time is wasted running around doing resource collecting
>>491928724search dhl on the wiki
hallowed sepulchre is the best pvm training in the game but yall not ready for that conversation....
shut up crispor
get a sub 5:50 furst then maybe you can say that crispedo
stop being mean please :(
i dont think they say yall in estonia
is midzy here my question was ignored
midzy was very cold towards me once and now she has made an enemy out of me for good
that wasnt even me and i have posted my 5:48 pb before
>>491929365yea go ahead
crispor youre not even meant to be posting here
midzy is a cold rude bitch ill never be a fan
crispor is just a cringe edgelord who shuns pvm because its too hard for them but that doesnt make them a pedo and those kinds of jokes go too far
what is the one (1) song you like
>>491927227>>491927227>>491927227>>491927227>>491927227>>491927227
>>491918639did you make this yourself
>>491929671https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFDAxGh18sA
what did you girls get for maccas monday
for me it was mexican monday(nachos)
yuck i had some rice with canned mackerels
2 mchickens plain 2 mcdoubles no onions 2 apple pies a medium fry and an oreo mcflurry
that order sounds alpha af
>just want to kill tormented demons>need to farm ancient shards for arclight>600 dust devil kills later 0 shardshelp I'll never get a synapse at this rate
>>491930054dont temp me anon i love mcdicks
>>491930378bludgeon is almost as good if youre a bondoid
is midzy here
yea
When is fagex going to let us name our pets
its herb run, its herb run time
2005
I quit when the switch to RS2 came out, I really didn't like the new graphics so this game is like newschool runescape to me :^)
you never played rs2 damn
yea im thinking its bankstand and procrastinate time
>>491932646for some reason I was mad 2-handers weren't giant buster swords anymore, I had a bank mainly full of rune 2-handers that I would continually flip for more and more
are there really people who play osrs that never played rs2?
>>491933307wrong picture
i dont even play osrs
>>491933505yes because im under the age of 40
found some fags actually roleplaying in the roleplay world kek fucking losers
>>491933842proof?
people having harmless fun on the video game is so cringe am i right fellow alpha chads
thats so nice that you made some new friends anon
>>491933683im 30 and I played in like 05/06
>>491933505I'd rather zoomers play this than flossing in fortnite
rp good for ehp? might try it if its good
being silly and having fun is a type b trait
omg getting so much ehp listening to these k type bs but i do have to say that lily mogs itzy
none of that post was written in english i think
try to keep up babe
damn i look good
>>491935092beast
im type b sometimes its hard to keep up
I am now a type bgive gp
lily is aussiecoded that gives me a major ick plus she hides jews in her basement and im an antisemite it could never work between us
why is aussiecoded an ick for me aussiecoded makes me love u lots
erm what the spruce
taking like 12hrs to level up cutting these redwoods so I only get like 1 lvl a day
thanks for sharing i bet those level ups feel nice though
as for me i think i will level up my farming next herb run or maybe the one after that not sure
wanna kill zulrah dont wanna spend 21mil on a suffering ugh bondie life is so hard
>>491936464gimmie a bond
>>491936595give me a reason to
Haven't played in a while, did they patch the bug with people running the fruit garden thing with 100+ people for stupid amounts of thieving xp
as for me i am about to pop 96 defence
wasnt a bug but not enough people do that anymore for it to work i think
why do you all say as for me like that
read the room bitch
as for me its to signal that im part of the in crowd i guess you wouldnt get it
personally im on level 77 maybe ill be 78 tonight maybe not who freaking knows
for me i got to 72 and then i got bored and logged out because nothing interesting is unlocked until the 17th anyways
for me ive kind of stalled on my road to 82 attack personally but i might be able to get there today if i really knuckle down at scurriers
>>491936668bc im a type b(male)
its giving chuddie vibes so i dont think i will give you a bond
;_;
as promised
gz papi
congzulations papa michael
im a boss turn the radio onwho cares not ur stereotype
are you a father or is that a weird sexual fetish name about being called papa
its neither its a cringe name from my teenage years
well theres a papamichael and a mamamichael
keeping screen names that long is based actually i stan now
i wish i had a threadhusband or threadwife
>>491938693hey :P
why hello
eww that replay gave me the ick. sorry but this isnt gonna work
that wasnt me
cc is dead
because were all in the meriicord how many times do i have to say it
its rough being half gay out here like i got twice the options and still no rsso...
inv
currently waiting for these watermelons to finish growing
nice melons
>>491939020what is meriicord anon
how do u still not have a rsso in current year..
im a meriicord truther
after 2043 permitsI finally have a fish barrel
huge for the account + im so proud of you for persisting + i love you
im shy >_< >>491940253
>>491940274it was because of my boyprayer yw
the fuck is meriicord discord u mean?
its kind of an iykyk situation
when you ask it like that you probably arent the type of person we want in the meriicord
ok so how do u expect to get one...... >>491940435
all i want in my life is a night of tob with the girlies in the meriicord and ill never get it why live
if you want the rewards of being rsloved you must submit to the mortifying ordeal of being rsknown
damn zoomers
i need to do supereasymode tob for the quest sometime but not right now im busy for the next 8 hours for the next 4 days
ill send you pics of my feet if you let me join meriicord
if you girls dont admit that the meriicord is fake right now then about 6 of us are going to start crying
i dont even think theres 6 posters in this general at any point in time between updates
if you want me to tell you its fake i can tell you that but that doesnt mean its true
the meriicord is real but its actually a crispor ploy to entrap minors and has no affiliation with the meriipu corporation
actually theres a somewhat comprehensive list of known active posters but i cant share it cause im normal now but its more than 6
no theres definitely more than 6 and i could name at least 8 of them before i got bored counting but i wont
>>491941503lol
post what u are doing in game rn
am i on the list
im not logged in because im busy as i said but when i log back in im going to harvest my herbs then clean them then make them into potions while wearing the amulet of chemistry, the effects of which i must say have been underwhelming thus far>>491941581 maybe, rsn?
maybe the fbi watch list
i can't get invited to the cc i can't get invited to the meriicord no one replies to my posts everyone hates me i'm going to rock cake irl
well ive never actually posted my rsn here so i dont think i should do that now i just want to know if im on the list
>>491941746why cant you get invited to the cc literally just join as a guest and ask for an invite
i realized i have 96 prayer banked so i gotta do that now plus i think its even a potion threshold so cant put it off but the 2200 total worlds are really comfy no pkers here
im just standing here watching this guy bounce up and down while i read osg the more i look at him he looks like hes shaking his butt
>>491941558im killing phantom muspy
why is your max masori assembler cape cheesy
i dont really like toa but im doing colo once i get my ferny cape
how do you not have an infernal cape if you have a twisted bow what the heck
stop bullying the babymoders they cant help it
um well if you want my life story i got 2 enhanced seeds right before toa released when they were 200mil each and then i ran roughly 120 toa on release and got two masori pieces and a fang and a ward and i sold all that and some other things and bought a tbow thanks for reading also have this webm
me when i.. well...
why is she bouncin on it like that O_O
she wants the cock
she just like me fr
rsn?
jaycutie
>>491942494the story of my life i take her home i drive all night to keep her warm.....
>>491943557retailcore ahh song
damn I look good
you look like you drive a lifted dodge ram and drink woke free beer
we look good
i moustache you a question lol
>>491944315lol
I'm new here who the fuck is meripu?
>>491944397resident thread biofem bimbo with charming mannerisms and an utter lack of pvm ability
idk why are you asking me
>>491944121i love to drink and drive
should be illegal to drive this drunk
>>491944537>biofemgross
uhhh damn i cant chop the tree oops
>>491941898omg this is meriipu?
ummmmmmmmm if you knew anything about meriipu you would know she doesnt have the defence level required to equip fortified masori or have a max cape
yeah yikes that one is going straight to the #cringe channel in the meriicord
the meriicord isnt real it cant hurt me the meriicord isnt real it cant hurt me
the last threadgirlcord got nuked so its really good fortunate meriipu started hers to fill the void
just inv me to it ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
another day, another jaytroonie in d333toilet
hi d3cay you are looking pretty today
can you compliment me next please
>>491914698I relate with this picture immensely
>>491947352no!
rude bitch
wow! 2 levels in one night what a productive runey night i have had
I tried black jacking but im retarded and kept fucking it up.
gz
>>491947843>>491948013ok
>>491947843thats a big gz + ily from me
why is the competition link wrong in op
the vscape guy fucked up the whole op and i forgot to check the comp link so maybe itll get fixed next op
its been fucked since before the vscape guy i think someone just didnt highlight the whole thing at one point. for whoever makes the next one its https://templeosrs.com/competitions/standings.php?id=24607
what bank is cool to fletch bows at?
girls scissor at the tob bank while they do bankstanding skills or so ive heard
i will now attempt to kill a big blue dragon at a very fast pace
i have a big blue dragon on my nightstand in my poh :3
wow can i see it
guess ill pickpocket some knight instead
>>491950514why is your princely monkey cheesy
was it something i said..?
this mofo spamming kamala for president
>>491950564hes just cool
i dropped a tiny screw on the ground while i was cleaning herbs in runescape and im never going to find it again im so sad
that screw probably had a family in runescape youve just widowed a poor mother of three
do you not have a magnet
no i dont have a magnet why would i have a magnet stop asking me stupid questions im going to cry even more
what do i look like a freaking scientist???
my inferno blog for today is as follows: i pbd but i died in a really really really dumb way that im gonna cry thinking about while in bed tn
well done on the pb bestie its about the journey youll get there soon enough
inshallah i get the araxxor amulet piece early on my ironman and then another one to drop and sell for a billion gp
wow do you think i could please have 0.03b of your b gp
well apparently news around the grapevine is that a jmod confirmed the halberd from araxxor is going to have 3 untradable pieces like the bludgeon so that fucking blows sisters
you vill grind 1000kc and you vill like it
hopefully it also requires something like ingots on top of working like that
>>>/v/686832495
to easy to get people riled up
ok
>>491955429omg shes so pretty
buying rsgf 100m
>>491955989rsn
>>491955989are you cute
>>491956234are you gay?
>>491956693little bit
about to log in me thinks
madlad
first time in nearly 10 days :3c
slayer bosses are such shit design>grind shit mobs for 10 hours to kill boss for 3 hours! this is le fun and le rewarding!
oh are we doing reddit posts now
yes watch thissayobi soles discord msg me
im feeling locked in
get at it boi
>https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/BigRedJapan>ruins agility>quits immediately afterwardsbased
why aren't any of you good at pking?
i could be if i wanted to i just dont want to
im good at being nice and uplifting others
just a heads up hoping to level up farming within the next 3 minutes
lux grubs!
thanks for the heads up i will be congratulating you as per the guidelines of the merricord goal of lifting up others
wew
Two weeks ago I made a 1 def pure and have been super aggressively trying to max it out. I want to do all quests available to a 1 def account unless they push my levels over the build I want. So far 50 att/52 prayer is what I settled on. I'm nearing the reqs for MM2, then DT2 then SOTE. Its been a lot of fun so far. This morning I did the perilous moons quest at 68cb 50 att/86 str/1 def. It was a massive pain in the ass, I could hardly out DPS the blood moon's healing. Took me 3 hours or so but I did it. Usually I half-assed play a maxed iron so this is a nice change.
im 99 wc
yiew and additionally >>491960208 comgraiputlations
>>491960348>>491960208gz
I also made a new acc for a pure just for fun limiting quests kinda sucks
my new account is still stuck on ernest the chicken i fear shell never make it out of that basement
>>491960443the biggest L is no fairy rings. SOTE initially required fairy rings but Jagex changed it so 1 def pures could complete the quest. They also let us do MM2 by not collecting the exp from Daero after MM1. So you can't really complain too much
my inventory is full its time to process this stuff
>>491960348gzily
sorry that gz should have been slightly more enthusiastic you can enter the last wing of the farming guild without a boost now holy smokes
a new account + questing made me realize you can get just about 60 agility without ever training it if you use lamps and quest exp
omg that is the most painful thing ive ever heard you should be using xp lamps on herblore
>>491960802wow... its so beautiful
pet cat
not as beautiful as you
wow can i pet your kitty
why is your hair pukey
>>491961779lol
mrow
her hairs not pukey its just a little decayed
I have hit 1900 total on my Iron.
i hit 2277 a long time ago on mine
>>491962035gz
>>491962115Thanks.
>>491962087uh this is the osg positivity arc can you please not diminish other girls achievements kthx>>491962035gzzzz 2k soon!
ill be positive to someone who earns positivity but if you hand out positivity to every tom dick and harry it loses all of its value this isnt summer camp where you get a gz for existing this is the mean streets of osg
uh oh she is going meanie mode
just a reminder you're not girls (fyi) (kys) (renting oxygen tanks is free and painless) + even your closest friends talk about how you don't pass
actually meanie moding has kind of fallen out of fashion
just a reminder than meanposters hate themselves more than they hate you so you shouldnt take it personally
>>491962539im type a
its not mean its just a simple fact that you shouldnt gz meaningless accomplishments because it promotes blog posters
why didnt anybody tell me descenders was fun
blog posting is good actually i like seeing peoples adventures through the big runey world
have you girls really been saying i dont pass? so much for the meriicord positivity guildelines....
uhhh blog posting is the heart and sovl of a general sweaty
trvthnvke ^
notice how talking about the game is never enough for these chuds, they have to move the goalposts
actually id prefer we dont talk about the game at all than gz things that arent really accomplishments
okay sounds good, can you start by posting cock
rsn
>>491962987inv me
they can be girls on runescape and 4chan if they want to
my toon is a girl so im a girl simple as
im type b i have boobs as we speak
true
tfw no type b to chat with
call your mom and tell her you love her
>>491964040omg wow can i see
yeah check the 'cord
WHAT IS THE DISCORD
join fart cc and ask for a link >>491964549
>>491964549its for messaging and stuff
>>491964549>joining an anonymous mass discord based on a gameHey just letting you know that's a trap, you're going to be "interacting with" a bunch of trannies aged probably 15-35, a random group of british lads that want to doxx/hack you and will be super friendly untl they can, and then 55% fat adult male alcoholics.
>>491965832chat is this real
>>491965885I feel personally attacked>join discord>join empty vc>immediately a soft spoken feminine boy joins>I leave vc and discord
>>491965990link it now wher eis he
>>491966082You are a troon
im half gay
are the jannies illegal sex perverts or is that a myth? (legit q)
>>491960245you levelled prayer with bones all the way to 51?arent you going to use your rolls at eggers?or quests that give prayer xp?
>>491965832>then 55% fat adult male alcoholics.so they are just like me
erm im looking at anons boobs rn and thats definitely a type b
>>491965832literally every time. people lying about being adults, you reply, they now can send you images in DMs. Discord is for real life friends you trust only
omg yeah i hate it when i accidentally solicit cp that happens to me all the time
>>491967091you need to be investigated for even making a post like this i think
man boobs arent type b
92/99 = 1/2haha just some runescape math humor
hm sounds like we must not be looking in the same 'cord...
>>491965990>>immediately a soft spoken feminine boy joinswhats his rsn
>>491967430you're in the osrs mtf discords huhit's just one discord DM no one will find out, you thinkPerverts
>>491967091are you saying minors send you images every time you interact with them
>it's just one discord DM no one will find out, you thinki dont think anyone here but you is thinking that when they come across a minor online
>>491967942t swift fan maybe
the pure depths of cope and seethe some of these chuds spin themselves into when they realise theyre missing out on girlboobs in the positivitycord
thinking i’m getting burnt out. don’t want to quest. skills i have to train for diaries are aids (RC). i just don’t know man. haven’t logged in like 3 days and it’s unusual
does anyone want to vim with me
i wish i was in a discord...
>>491968621I felt that after leagues4 like I was so empty inside
let's make our own fartbox discord
>>491968842>>491968784
ok girls i was feeling particularly locked in tonight so i did a 2nd inferno and im gonna pb and get to triple jads i guess i need to actually watch a guide on how to do zuk and them now we are so back
that asuka wallpaper however
>>491969079yes bitch lets go!!!
ive been mining soooo much and no beginner clues omg i just got one as i was typing that its time for an adventure
>>491968784what world
complaining works!
w382
does anyone want to frot with me
i thought youd never ask
>>491970842yea
i only do that with my bf while doing an afk osrs task like fishing
>>491971085proof?
omg
>>491971383lets gooooooo gzz
>>491971365im half gay
im doing an herb run
hm perhaps i will also do an herb run
dont copy me >:(
too late im picking them
rsns?
im gonna do it im gonna start an hcim
not telling
thats a cute idea you should blog all your quests
and then when you die in game you should
i changed my mind i'm not starting an hcim i'm too scared
exclusive back area farming guild bank is the new hottest place to make potions everyones saying it
i'm bored does anyone have some juicy gossip to share
what should i do with 50k mind runessplash them?
use them as bank payment at zmi
i heard some juicy gossip about despas 100mil fishing party but im not sure if i should share it
you said that already >>491946989
why did you change the phrasing and why have you increased the frequency of posting it something is very fishy about all this
more like d333wifey aha
:3
>>491974472https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwz7YN1AQmQ
they could probably get away with adding dont break the ice to the games room
they need to add majong first to the games room
i think the games room would benefit from adding mario kart that should get some people in there
maybe your toon and my toon could play Twister together
they could add game cubes to the games room like mcdonalds and fun mascots too to the games room
they should add go to the games room and if you can create a bot that can beat the best humans you should become immune to bans
they should add poker machines to the game room let the toon have a slap
what if they added frotting to the games room
speaking of mascots to the games room why arent tim and crunchy there instead of the crummy out of place falador museum
my socks are crunchy lol
bit frustrating this one
>>491977445gz
hmmm well I am actually #1 on the ehp competition in easy clues and callisto to name a few
you are #1 in my heart too and its not even close
is midzy here i have a question
fat clue bitch
big clussy
whats this weeks tea tuesday tea of the week im getting pukey i cant miss this
reports are saying the cape should be secured within the next 2-3 business days
id like to put forward a vote for chai
Holy fugIt only took like 300 pickpockets
gn osg
>>491980053gn
whats your question
are you midzy
no i just want to know what the question is
nosy bitch
she cant be stopped!
got 99 woodcutting the other day (type b btw)
>>491981627wish that was me
GZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>491981734proof?
im only gzing your 99 wc from the other day if you gz my 99 wc from the other year
>>491981916
yeah you really are a type b if you think thats proof you got 99 wc the other day
some days i feel type a and some days i feel type b
and youre so valid for that
good thing you can change like magic
you should visit the makeover mage in real life
im eepy and watching a type b runey streamer autumneev
she doesnt have to makeover irl if she doesnt want to all body types are valid
except fatties
fatties need lipo
yay
thats freaking huge
thats true lipo wouldnt exist to correct fatties if fatties were valid thats why there is no type fat in runey
the only fatties are orgress
only 2 sleeps away from arraxor. gnily
cute new skirt from clues not sure if i should keep it though
maybe you should wear it and post a pic
araxxor is in rs3 silly they wouldnt put that into osrs
should i make an f2p uim do you think that would be fun to fuck around on
you couldnt cut it as a f2p uim
f2p uim is the best way to play the game bar none
is crispor here i need some really bad incorrect advice and poor opinions
many are saying f2p uim is the only non babymoder way to play the game
no theres another way but literally none of you are mentally ill enough to play it its just me so i wont even bring it up
vscape doesnt count lol
nobody mentioned vscape lol
doing semen retention til i max im 1983 total level
im going to try and get a obor key if that s okay
*thinks about it* hmm proceed
i cant get an obor key on my f2p uim
great now im reminded of the lost media obor webm thanks
>>491986301why not
thats ok obor is basically f2p zuk anyway
Damn I almost managed to escape a team at the rogue castle.
i cant do combat on my f2p uim
sit.
i feel like thats more of a "wont" than a "cant"
i was working on a osg project where i wouldve eventually found the obor webm but ive abandoned it after meditating
thats a shame i was very curious and a little scared about your activities in the archives
i need the obor webm so badly
obor never consented to any webms about himself being made stop asking for it
it wasnt really malicious so i dont think there was any reason to be scared but it was incredibly autistic basically i was making an extremely in depth 2024 osg recap by cataloging all recognizable posts and attaching them to the posters and making a timeline for the year but ive since abandoned it and it will never see the light of day because im not mentally ill anymore im back to being normal besides it would be like a full time job to finish that project its a lot of work
i wonder what horrifying random bugs will happen this update!
araxxor is an arachnid not a bug dumbass
thats interesting because you mentioned you were doing exactly that for one poster in particular and perhaps she may have thought that she was special but now from this new information i imagine it would be clear to her that she was mistaken
ok so that was my inspiration while my pattern recognition was still familiar i will admit but the project grew beyond that because i was already in the chives so i wanted something else to do but thats all water under the bridge now
i think it was a fun and nice idea to do a big 2024 roundup but i can see how it would have been too big a project sorry for my previous post im very emotionally sensitive today and 2 of my herbs died
sailing looks like dogshitwhy were people so opposed to warding?
warding looked like ever bigger dogshit
I've been grinding windtertodt for 2 hours and hating it.I was like "how did i get here?" "oh right, i need pyromancer robes for the elite clue." "Why do i need to do the elite clue? "oh right, im fighting vorkath and i dont want to waste any elite clue drops." "Why am i fighitng vorkath?""Oh right i need the head to upgrade the backpack""why do i need a blue backpack?""Oh right i want every advantage i can get on my fire cape attempt.""Why do i need the fire cape?""I dont... remember."Why does this always happen to me?Oh right, im retarded.
cool story bro
>>491987754>Can kill Vorkath but not JadWut.
>>491988050I'm overlevelled and underskilled.Jad is only easy if you're good at the game
>>491987513heres a screenshot with a bunch of stuff cropped to show it wasnt a larp i think i got through half of february but yeah im too busy playing oldschool runescape to finish it gaining so much exp on osrs and some would say the inspiration for a project is very special even if the project never came to fruition sorry about your herbs
>>491988183Vorkath is way harder than Jad. Like, significantly so.The only thing is there aren't any nerves of wasting 60+ minutes of time in the waves to actually get there.
>>491988292seek therapy
>>491988326You can practice against Jad in the speed running world doing the beneath cursed sands quest i believe.I dunno what to tell you dude, i just can't into Jad.
i dont want to be mean about your lifes work but are you the one that thought i was the one who scouted her in the wilderness right? its probably for the best then because that genuinely wasnt me
>>491988495Turn on game sounds.
>>491988587They're on.I dont think i've be able to react to vorkath's fireballs in time without them on
well that wasnt really my lifes work but maybe two days of light reading while i fished anglerfish and i dont take responsibility for anything i said you can blame the mental illness i cast out of my head
people actually need to practice jad
>>491988690Maybe you just suck at prayer switching, since it's not something you do in Vorkath.Make sure you've set up F-keys and then go do some rat boss for a while.
>>491988292i never doubted you for a second bestie i love going in the archives too lmk if you ever want a seocnd opinion on any findings
>>491988819Yeah it's the prayer switching and like, the extremely time sensitive nature of it.Vorkath's timing is more forgiving for everything other than that fireball.At the core my issues are mouse aim and 2 hand control. I miss things when clicking on them a lot, like way more than you can imagine, and f-keys require me to do something different with my other hand, it's like patting your head and rubbing your tummy, which i also have never been able to do.With vorkath the hardest parts for me is the scorpion thing and getting to crumble undead it, and dodging the fire ball. I solve the fire ball by having my mouse ready to dodge the fireball at all times and the scorpion takes so long to come out i can accidentally click on the prayer tab and miss the crumble undead and still have time to hit it, which i know because i've done that.It doesn't matter is i fuck up the poison ground section as much as i can do because i can heal the damage
>>491989339That's why you need to build up the muscle memory and use F-keys. You're WAY more likely to misclick or otherwise fuck up by clicking through different tabs/menus. It's just so much less mouse movement overall.You'll be shit at first, but that's just part of learning it.
i dont use f-keys at scurrius cause my other hand is usually in my pants using my balls as a stim toy
jad literally only does 2 very telegraphed attacks lol, so embarrassing lol
4.8 seconds every attack isnt exactly extremely time sensitive
>>491989339you can't use a keyboard while using your mouse? do you not play any other games?
>>491989824I use a controller because yes, i can't even function in single player with kbm in an FPS.I just focus all of my attention on one hand at a time, i feels like the other is vestigial or something.I am trying my best, but i'm just retarded so it's hard.
>>491989824i play roblox
i dont play any other games
>>491989339you might be the first person to be too retarded for this game
>>491990019Are you left handed and using a right handed setup or something like that?
>>491990019if you're not literally retarded or disabled you should try and break that habit
>lost account>come back after a few years>bonds have doubled in gpwtf..... I was barely able to break even when they were 7m. And I don't even have any stats now....
im getting annoyed reading this conversation cause it just reminds me of the obor anon and the jad anon maybe a single day of archiving couldnt hurt on the morrow...
Why do some weapons make your legs look like limp dicks when you're running?
if you gave me even any useful information on how to find it like a time period or some key words or other contemporary events i would look for it
>>491990145No write with like right hand, but using my left hand for mouse clicking doesn't even really make me any worse.I'm not ambidextrous, i'm ambisinister.
>>491990019dont listen to that other anon some things just take practice and they take things they learned while they were much younger foregranted because your mind isnt as malleable when you are older. i think something like scurrius would be great for you to start practicing. if you legitimately cant do it after putting in effort get one of those mmo mice you can bind side buttons to f keys and it will do the same thing
i already checked obor i cant think of any other words i just remember the post had a ton of replies it might not have even been in 2024, the jad one i can find easier cause i remember the rsn of the girl i think and she was blogposting about it over several threads
>>491990156I am trying, I never said i wasn't trying. Someone just couldn't accept me being shit at the game as a reason for finding Jad harder than vorkath
there really is no reason overheads cant be bound to keys in august of 2024
try harder
only for the month?
Hey everyone, I’ve been grinding trying to get my first ever fire cape the past few days and I keep running into the same issue. Getting to Jad is pretty easy for me at this point, but as soon as I get there, my nerves kick into overdrive. Sweaty palms, hands shaking, all of that stuff. I’ve practiced the Jad simulator a lot and can usually go around 5-10 minutes without messing up, but in an actual run I find my shakiness causes me to misclick prayers. On all of my attempts I’ve managed to tag all of the healers without issue, but after that I find I usually choke/mess up a prayer switch. Do y’all have any advice on how to manage my nerves and cut down on misclicks during the fight? I honestly feel like such a scrub and I really want that damn cape, lol.
Good lord this is depressing.I went to mine a little volcanic ash on my ironmeme, and stumbled upon a bot... He's level 1 in most stats, a level 22 with 290 total level, but has 21 million mining xp. You get 10 fucking xp per one of these ashes, do you have any idea how long he has been here?At least 4k hours I'd reckon.
>>491990690are you gay
dont swear please
>>491991257sorry I was a little overzealous with the F-word, there's not really any need for it is there
>>491990690Just brew and tank the Jad hit.
>looking through the archives to help find the obor webm>see her old posts....
i tormented her demon until she synapsed
guaming so hard rn
thats so me rn in the obor search results
kind of feel like i would have received a beginner clue scroll just then
>>491990690While I'm sure this is a shitpost or taken from Reddit or something, I remember there was a method to literally guarantee Jad, no matter how shit you were.It's no longer doable, but I wonder if there's a similar "shitter proof" strategy in the game.The method then was something like:>full Justiciar + Dinhs makes it impossible to get one-shot by Jad>peak out of the safespot, tank a hit, go back>eventually the Serp helm would venom him>win
HUGE i can now wield my fang
erm what the flib how did you do enough toa to get a fang before 82 atk
she got lucky
just realized there is a plugin to lock xp lamps from going on any skill but herblore id recommend everyone to install it right now so you dont accidentally send 990 xp in to something useless like anything but herblore
i bouhgt it at the fang store
im going to obor now do you want me to film myself dying to replace the lost webm
ya
sorry i lived
>>491992104missed that beginner thoughcould've been the bear feet
well you know what they say you win some you clues some
i look just like the anime girl from my show
im thinking about getting into watching anime while i scape soon im going to start with death note
>>491995254I find it hard to focus on subs at the same time as playing RuneScape, makes anime F-tier material while gaming
i downloaded vscape but i cant get the client to launch i think it might be broken
it would be cool if there was a plugin that made your the toon type the subs in game that would make watching anime more viable
i probably would just park at stars or some other super afk activity to keep my post on topic while i watched anime
when i play runescape i listen to the in-game sound effects and music while focusing intently on the task that i'm currently doing
>>491995551Wait is this why people watch dubs?
dubs is for people with learning difficulties
is it a waste of a magic tree seed to do a magic seed contract? jane wants me to grow a magic tree but i dunno if should ask her for something easier like kwuarm
what do you mean what else are you going to do with your magic seeds
i have an JLPT N2 certificate so i havent needed subs for years but i dont watch anime while playing runey because i want to pay full attention to the anime so instead i just have japanese youtubers or vtubers on at all times
grow them somewhere they will stay and be appreciated like falador park
i cant understand japanese at all because i spent my time learning something useful like how to code and am now a cryptographer in the valley and instead of working i just play osrs all day while making way more money than i should for how little i do but at least you can understand anime lol dweeb anyway im mining amethyst
bro learned how to order ramen and thinks hes all that
sure thing little dub bro keep mining your amethyst
i would like to be a cryptographer but id use it for evil in runescape
when i fight guards i say "owari da" when the clue scroll drops
i say cool phrases like ara ara because im kinda evil but the fans like me
take a pic of your toon saying ara ara for proof
anyone want to get rsmarried
Sorry, i'm already bethrothed to Princess Astrid.
okay. would she allow you to take a concubine
I hate thieving more than agility and runecrafting.
if using a training method such as varlamore theiving or pyramid plunder i personally find that theving can be just as engaging as agility
im not sure what you mean by runecrafting there is no skill in this game called runecrafting
runecrafting is the action that you do when youre training runecraft stupid
just woke up how is araxxor
oh ok so when im training strength im doing strengthing ok makes sense
what a dumb idiot
guys im herbloreing this makes sense to me i might do some agilitying later
oh araxxor isnt out yet i shouldnt have made that post i am such a dumb idiot
did someone call a dumb bitch meeting in here or what
i say this
Is fang worth the investment? I only have about 100m net worth but I'm tired of whipping everything. Is it BiS anywhere?
Yeah but you turned up late. Well done.
yes or maybe no who cares youre a bondie
you should calc it fang is good at cutting through monsters with high defence but a lot of people use it everywhere doing such activities like fanging random slayer monsters with very low defence that whipping would be much faster
>>492003164Use the dps calculator button and test it against monsters you fight a lot of
now watch me whip now watch me nae nae
fang is a raid purple that is good virtually everywhere and costs less than a bond and if you only have 100m in your bank it will be the strongest thing you own by far do you think thats worth it?
i dont really think most of the time
>>492003337>that whipping would be much fasterThis is patently false actually, people overestimate where the whip is faster and how much faster it is in the very few cases where it can be
>>492004312this post was typed by a bwana who fangs bloodvelds
https://youtu.be/Qxcn4Z_mVKkIt's up
>bofwasorry but im not watching something with such low effort
bofwa deez nuts lol
>>492004480i fang mutated bloodvelds while i cannon them yes, i dont care that i save...3 secs on my TTK
jcw videos really went downhill when he started his deadman/pvm arc, he doesnt have a good enough personality to make mediocre pvm content that is identical to every other streamer/youtuber stand out in any way
>>492004915lol
>>4920050973s ttk difference is 10 minutes over a 200 bloodveld task, you could do a whole herb run in that time
>>492005097stupid dumb idiot
i have a question for crispor are you here crispor
Oh my god this wintertodt grind is fucking garbage. I cant believe people play this shit until 99.I haven't even found 1 pyromancer piece let alone the one i need for this god forsaken clue.I give up.
>>492005810wahhh wahh wahhh thats you baby stupid baby bitch
>>492005384except it isnt because i'm also cannoning them
>>492005784im here whats your question?
>>492006139do you forgive me
>>492006139when are you going to do inferno
>>492006203uhh who are you?>>492006347not sure but probably not any time soon because i dont see a reason to also not before i get rigour
>>492006531jcw who is by your own admission a better skiller and player than you is doing inferno shouldnt you learn from your betters
>>492006634well jcw has done a lot of things that i havent, seems weird to cherry pick inferno instead of 200m firemaking or something
>>492005810Just wait for the wintertodt update they already polled.
>wait till the easyscape updatelol
>>492007002you are a pedophile
>she uses prayersyou didn't beat the game
by "the game" do you mean becoming atheist?
cant wait for the science skill
i fucking love science
But does science love you?
ugh i just lost the game
had an osg dream someone was telling me to get an aderall prescription its like a sign from saradomin or something i think
you should definitely get an adderal prescription i cant keep mailing you some of mine every time you pvm
god i want an infernal cape and quiver but im too afraid to do wave content
i have a phd in science
why are you afraid its just a video game
its not a video game its my life
i'm afraid because it's extremely anxiety inducing and im not exceptionally good at this game
oh well im sorry about your anxiety i dont consider myself particularly good and am having some success in the inferno while learning it even though i think its boring you should give it a try
i dont have any megarares though is bofa acceptable to learn it
did we decide on the tea of the week yet
pm me rsn crispor for inferno tips and words of encouragement on your inferno journey
I have to take a break from thieving before I go fucking insane
people do bowfa capes all the time idk how much worse it is though sorry
erm can the totw be a tisane
nothin like a nice cuppa
mining in motherlode rn gm /osg/
you turn beige if you drink to much tea
what a weird image to post with a good morning message i shant be wishing you a good morning
>>492011532very rude. I will not be replying to your posts in the future.
i drank one cuppa already and im thinking of making another one, is that to much?for context it is noon and my throat is sore
just read the posts of that guy who can't kill jad lol how embarrassing
>>492011306gm. how’d you get this picture of me? what should i do today?
thanks for the context babe you should do whatever makes you happy and comfortable and if that means having a second cuppa then so be it
what type of tea is it
>>492011875you should train mining
its lapsang souchongit smells a bit like tar which seems odd at first but the taste is really nice
560k fishing xp, 740k hunter xp, 225 molch pearls from aerial fishing today.
>>491980954>>491978064
oldfart shitscape
bumschool poopscape
Do big updates usually mean an increase in buying gold, selling gold, or no significant enough changes to be noted?(basically when is the best time to sell my 1.5b for food money or just asap?)
yup im thinking its time for a BBC (big black coffee)
Just got complimented on my fashionscape
idk do i look like a dirty cheater to you
thank goodness you put the meaning in brackets i was worried you were talking about the british broadcasting corporation
god I love mining
for me its the giant mole
mine your own business
*mining voice* im wawkin ere
*wawkin voice* im minin ere
*mining walk* im voicin ere
this BBC is delicious, rich and creamy yummy yum yum
i dont really like c its too pungent and the taste is really bad at the start so i keep it out of my mouth if i can
i put cocoa powder in my coffee so it just tastes like hot cocoa
i really like mocha and sweet c but as I get older I try and be careful about what I put in my body so I only have BBCs now
can i have some bbc its cold so i feel like a snow bunny some bbc would warm me up
it's not cold it's fucking summer. i wish it was cold
i want to try guam tea
ugh... mining is so fun ..... I love scaping so fucking much..... ugh....
what are you mining can you show us
same i cant wait for autumn and to bust out the flannels its peak comfy runey season :3c
i also cant wait for yoga pants season they should add some to runey so i can be comfy in game too
midwest emo szn aka autumn and also aka my bday szn im so excited also the bugs will die which will be nice
act like an angel dress like crazy
i dont like yoga pants on account of them showing off my giant schlong
wow can we see it
ITS UP https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/deadman-armageddon-winners--further-action?oldschool=1>ITS UP https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/deadman-armageddon-winners--further-action?oldschool=1ITS UP https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/deadman-armageddon-winners--further-action?oldschool=1>ITS UP https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/deadman-armageddon-winners--further-action?oldschool=1ITS UP https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/deadman-armageddon-winners--further-action?oldschool=1>ITS UP https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/deadman-armageddon-winners--further-action?oldschool=1
Raking content for my desert account
yes you can very clearly see it when I wear yoga pants the entire outline of it which is why i dont wear them
im not up to date with the dead men is this an oda W or rot W or timmy W and how did somebody get the rsn "NA Pending further checks" isnt that too long?
hawk tuah on dmm
>>492017816coolidc
huh does this mean the disbanded rot and outlawed rsns beginning with "rot"?i wonder what they will rename the clan to
>>492018129tomdabom was banned so this is an extremely rare midzy W
sticky and STINKY that plopper had horns
delete pvp
rank 5 permaban lmaoooo
>>492017816>"As for Deadman, there’s a lot for us to consider how we approach future events"Yeah stop fucking hosting it and let it die. 0 people play deadman the way it's meant to be played. Normal players abuse the RWT fags and use the event to swap gold, pking is so unsalvageable because you're playing against bots and ahk niggers who are always better than you because kagex refuses address the base problem with pvp in the game, and its the same 8-10 no life streamers that can't play anything but OSRS pvp and clans that abuse bugs and mule'ing.
>>491990145dont insult me
not clicking that link because i dont want them to think deadman news is popular at all is it a rot w or a oda w
im all crappy and shitty again
>>492017337I love pay dirt so much
sometimes when I take steamers like the aforementioned I like to get down to the bowl and take a deep inhale.It's like when you get a nuke in COD and it's just a steaming pile of destruction at the end. gotta take it all in just enjoy the carnage you've created.
>>492018589fucking hell i cant wait for brigher shores, what the fuck is jagex doing
>>492018997Jagex makes osrs insufferable by releasing tedious annoying bosses with shit mechanics and drop tables so you can get burnt out doing them and go do intentionally gimped skilling methods because a couple of snowflake accounts would cry about something devauling their retarded progress and then they wonder why people resort to botting and cheating in this game
>>492018589rank 5 in what
new>>492019697>>492019697>>492019697
>>492017816>>492018589>an account with 4.6b xp permabannedHoly shit, fucking rip like 20,000 hours lmao
