Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Starshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3053199741>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644# News:>Progress Report #9 - Chapter3A and 4 delayed to create a proper gameplay/story transition between the chapters. Chapter4 (for now) confirmed to be only for Burial since it's Chapter3A overflow and could release together.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/4586440679315918945# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>492647616
>ANCHOR POSTWe are currently dealing with a known /vg/ troll. Do not reply to trolls under any circumstance. Endure his off-topic ERP and you'll find people who actually discuss the game occasionally while hanging around.That is all.
Seriously, stop making threads before the bump limit. What's with your obsession for being the one to make them? Wait for page 8 like always
>>492740624Huh? That hasn't been the case for like 50 threads. I just make them to reserve OP pic. And I only make like half of them or less.
>>492740908>That hasn't been the case for like 50 threads25 threads max. And that's besides the point. The last thread is going to be up for hours still, there's a reason /calg/ tradition is making it on page 8
>>492740624He does it to make the anchor post.
>>492740223Is on-topic ERP still tolerated?
But if you close your eyes...
>>492741307Tradition smadition. Page 8 is meaningless superstition stemming from painfully slow ch1 threads. Welcome to the new-age where half a thread is dreck.
>>492741850glad he's gone..
>>492741331I don't think rushing to make a thread before the bump limit just to give a troll attention makes anything better>>492742215Page 8 was a thing for all of the Ch2 threads until around a few weeks ago
mr. graves is a tumblr hansome guy and andrew is bi
>>492742738I'm sure the 15 minutes and less than 10 real posts to get to page 8 made all the difference. But ignore the actual reason I stated for reserving OP images and listen to a red string theory of trolls. I just paste the anchor from the previous thread in the process and usually try to tone it down to be less provocative. I've got things to go do anyways.
>I'm s-sorry I didn't fully understand all the underlying narrative themes in Poe's Fall of the House of Usher! It w-won't happen again Andrew, I swear!!
the only thing i learned from the devlog is that we've got unironic women ITT that get turned on by abusive shitheads
>>492743980>Julia found the cum sock
>>492743358>But ignore the actual reason I stated for reserving OP imagesThat's even worse. Maybe others want to post OP images instead of you hoarding them all to yourself
>>492744091and that's a good thing
>>492744091They just want a little roughplay from time to time. That's a pretty big part of the appeal to their relationship.
>>492744091>women ITT that get turned on by abusive shitheadsWhat's wrong with that? Every beta male thirsts for Ashley's psychotic Harley Quinn ass.
>>492744091Nemlei knew what she was doing.
>>492744091As long as I have unrestricted access to their toes, Im happy to provide
>>492744158Can you stop coping? I make a couple threads ahead of time with an OP image someone wants and now I'm "stealing" all the OP's as if it's property. Ohhhhh scary I made it for a devblog image this time.
>>492744314>>492745286dementia?
>>492743003And Ashley is a cute and feisty trans woman <3
Did you feel the the new progress report was out of character for Andrew?
>>492745972Nah. I think we're just so used to seeing "Ashley and Andrew" that this is the first good look at how Andrew is on his own.
>>492745972only the part where he sperged out in front of julia. really broke his character
>>492744091I feel like I should find Abusedrew hot, but I just can't. I'm repulsed by the idea of him hurting his sister. Seeing Ashley hurt makes me horribly sad. I want her to be happy!My only cope is that the bruise looks way too small to be a backhand or slap, so unless he threw something at her face, maybe he wasn't the culprit after all. Andrew is a good boy who dindu nothing, r-right? RIGHT?
>>492745972No, pretty much everyone concluded that he doesn't care about Julia in episode 2. Now we got to see it.
>>492740067Fuckers looks like something out of a restroom door sign.
>>492745972Nope! But it busted a lot of headcanons, Nem isn't taking it anymore lol
Beating your sisterwife to a pulp...
>>492744091Andrew's behaviour is understandable considering how difficult Ashley is. And despite everything, Andrew is still kind enough to genuinely love his useless sister. He's pretty much the perfect boyfriend.
>>492744091My partner also admitted to getting turned on from that part in the update. Gaslight gatekeep girlboss Andrew is a hit with women.
>>492746662>partner
>>492745972nah, it goes along of what we already saw, his disregard for Julia as anything other than an Ashley stand-in, and his more emotional reactions when it comes to the subject of him and Ashley having sex
>>492744091>That one post about how "well she could still talk afterward so he wasn't choking her THAT hard"
>>492746718yeehaw
>>492746225He had to act offended and guilt trip, or are you talking about the forgiving her part? That's clearly something he yearns to tell Ashley.
>>492746718Pardner
>>492746850him being so angry at julia was weird and you can tell by their reactions he doesn't explode like that at julia. he's normally apathetic and bored when talking to julia
>>492745972Seems pretty in character for him. There's just a thinner veneer of plasusible deniability I theorize because it's a private setting instead of on a public street where other's could overhear and gossip or step in.
>>492747318True. Ashley's voice got him to feel something, snapped him out of his mask.
>>492746229idk I'm guessing most here just likes that sort of "wildcard" aspect to both Andrew and Ashley. One side of it is that people like their codependency, but they also like the how amped up shit can get between them sometimes.Some people like predictability, but chaos can be its own kind of fun as long as it doesn't get taken too far.
>>492746718I'm tired of that gay gender neutral shit, too. Just say "sisterwife" or "brotherhusband" like a normal person.
Is ep 3 going to be mostly flashbacks or are they just avoiding spoilers?
>>492748868Spoilers.
>>492748868avoiding spoilers, I hope.
>>492744641>Every beta male thirsts for AshleyWhat an astute observation, and every alpha male chad in this thread appreciates and wants to protect submissive cutiepie Julia
>>492744641>ashley fans are beta orbiters
>>492749251based
this whole thread's people orbiting fictional characters
>>492749864nuh-uh I'm literally Ashley ama
>>492745972The last time I talked about Andrew's character in the devlog, everyone called me a retard
Master plan for total Julia manipulation:1. Love bomb her. This is a common tactic, especially to start out. Andrew has been seen doing this as well. 2. Keep love bombing her. Especially after her experience with Andrew, she will likely be suspicious of love bombing in the future, this may take some time.3. Love bomb her even longer to build her trust in you and put her at ease for the time being.4. Just keep love bombing her5. Never stop love bombing her6. Die of old age together within five minutes of each other, having love bombed her for decadesShe will never see it coming!
>>492749251reminds me, we are in dire need of fresh art of Julia being loved and treated well by Friend B(wc)
>>492750147Julia is a very NTRable girl.
>>492750147Oh but when the germans do it, it's considered a war crime!?
>>492742215Speaking as the baker who baked the majority of general threads before #150, page 8 wait is an Episode 2 thing, not Episode 1. During 2023 summer I usually baked threads on page 1 just to be done with it, since the general got 75-100 posts per day. I changed it to 8 with the new influx and massive jump in activity, and even then some anons insisted I wait for page 10.
>>492746787lol i remember that one too
>>492750314really is
>>492743003Renee would enable Mr. Graves to molest Leyley; even victim blame her too.
>>492750647would she watch or join the molestation tho
>>492750647To be fair she needed correction and Andy wasn't gonna do it.
>>492750314>>492750617Ashley canonically watched through the window
>>492751118s-surely that was just Andrew's nightmare, right? l-like the voice... mails........ oh
>>492751118the cuck window. I wonder if she got horny while watching
>>492750314I refuse to believe there exist a female that cares about julia enough to choose "julia#1fangirl" as her username
>>492751578>father's eyes>father's habitI don't like this.I don't like this.I don't like this.
>>492750147...so just loving her then?
>>492751874If Renee wanted to know if the kids fucked, she should've just asked her husband.
>>492752069that's the joke sillybilly
>>492750314Julia is for PROTECTING and ADORING not for fucking ntr
>>492751874Mr Graves isn't a cuckold.
>>492751874is there anything that indicates mr. graves is a cuck ?
Glad we're starting out the month with cuck talk.
>>492752425>>492752467The cuck chair in the bedroom and the fact that he's the one with rope burns.
>>492752602Sounds like he gets topped not cucked.
>>492752725Or he gets tied up and watches his wife get fucked from the cuck chair.
>>492752602nonono you've got it all wrongrenee would tie up mr graves, then kidnap random people off the street and tie them to the cuck chair while she ravaged her tied-up husband with a variety of phallic objects
>>492752827Or maybe she sits on said chair and makes him worship her feet
>>492752979Could do that from the bed.
>>492753092She cant lean back on the bed
>>492752602>>492752827
how will andrew redeem himself for all this Julia abuse?does it involve his sister?
>>492749251That's just not true.
I will laugh hysterically if it's revealed in the Renee sequence that MrGraves was actually a cuck. It will absolutely demolish the last shred of haggot self esteem.
The amount of Hussy Love in this general has increased substantially after the devlog
>>492753430Have you fucking TRIED dating a guy like Andrew?
>>492754132have you?
>>492754098Hussy love is an inevitability
>>492753987Needed to marry her high-school bf to hide the fact she got porked by her brother, probably as a cover story to her parents.They're probably going to haunt the fuck out of them for it somehow
>>492753430>redeem himself???The fuck? He "redeems himself" by maybe not killing Julia.
>>492753430>redeem himself for all this Julia abuseWhy do you think he needs to do that? He's his own character and literally everything suggests that he really doesn't care very much.
>>492753987Nah the haggots want her to cheat on them, spit on them, call them faggots, and kick them in the nuts. Her having cucked her husband will not affect this.
>>492752602What's up with americans and cuckolding? Stop projecting.
God, I wish I could hold her in my arms
>>492754132>>492754330>neither anons have experienced bpd dick
>>492754762W...what? I thought they wanted a loyal older wife.
>>492754958God I wish andrew kills her in ch3
>"I-Im sorry, Andrew! I just thought that according to all known laws to aviation there would be no way a bee could fly because its little wings are so small-- ACK!"
So what’s the consensus on if Ashley can be a good (or at least engaged) mother?>Arguments for bad mom AshleyAshley is extremely juvenile, seems to be a NEET, constantly causes problems because she’s bored or wants to keep Andrew on his toes, has basically written off the whole world besides her brother, demands constant praise and appreciation to keep her mood up, and overall has a nasty and malicious disposition with few motherly leanings. She would likely resent any child she has for taking up Andy’s attention, to say nothing of how high-maintainence babies are without much in the way of gratitude. She would likely hate the brat and leave it in a hot car on purpose.>Arguments for fun mom AshleyAshley very openly has domestic aspirations and she is an at least passable housekeeper if not cook. Her pre-BiaB flashbacks show she did want to bond with people besides Andy originally, so her introversion and hostility are not innate and can possibly still be smoothed away. Her low-impulse control and mischief are by the same token something she can mature out of at least in Burial Route where she becomes a little more introspective and tries actually talking with Andy, and her love of violence is something that largely overstated by the fandom and old marketing material. Finally, she wants to be a totally different and better person than her mom, and the most prominent way to do that is by being an attentive guardian. Ashley could very well see a child with Andy as the ultimate fruit of their love and extension of their beings, buy into the characterization of babies as just naturally adoring of their mothers to get through the fussy stages, and try hard as the Friendly Mom archetype to get the love she craves from an extra source. She would likely spoil her kids rotten, constantly breathe down their necks, or both, but they would not be neglected or abused.Thoughts on either side?
ashleys cock swings from side to side as she walks
>>492752602I think that's just them being freaks. Her reaction to him being cut and their souls having an affinity for each other even post-mortem seems to point against him being a cuck
>>492755981God I want it in my mouth
>>492755607she'd be a helicopter parent and a terrible parent. she's really mentally ill, impulsive, violent, can't cook, kid will get bullied for being inbred, she'll probably end up in prison before kid turns 18
>>492754496>>492754665redeem himself for the audiencei dont wanna see the nice Julia get abused by this lunatic but if his dicks his sister Ill let it slide
>>492755981>>492745684
>>492755607>>492755607>and her love of violence is something that largely overstated by the fandom and old marketing material.
>>492756223open up fag
>>492756740Cannibalism isn't exactly a love of violence anon. And it's a recent thing she picked up. desu it doesn't exactly feel in character either and feels like something added for shock value and to make Andrew's anger a little more justified.
>>492754330Wouldn't you like to know>>492754496That's not redemption you lil shit>>492755607They are going to create a child that is SO mentally ill
>>492756740ashley is a dumb edgelord
Stick.
>Someone found the skullsHow hard is Andrew gonna shit himself?
>>492756867I wish Futashley was real. Life is so unfair
>>492757418why is that man so pleased to have found a human skull?
>>492757418Considering the fisherman is posting with it for the news and it's not even on the first page I don't think anyone actually cares and it's just going to be an article about how he has some new swanky decorations.
>>492757414Stickley
>>492756454i do!! i HATE that hussy!
>>492757414Stick together.
>>492757418where is this image from?
>>492757579Ashley might make me draw my first girl with a dick ever, I have seen the LIGHT at the end of the tunnel. >>492757418He will have a small flip out and blame Ashley for everything, to which she will very calmly have to explain to her brother that they pulled the teeth out of the skulls for a reason, so there will be no dental records. DNA evidence is still shit and this was the 90s too, so you couldn't even use that against them in court if you suspected them (and nobody does because everyone thinks they're dead).
>>492758136It's the title image for Progress Report #7
>>492758136July 1st dev log
>>492757003tell me about it, i am curious
>>492756740A love of violence is sadism, and not directly corelated to cannibalism.
>>492756196She seems tired and Mr Graves seems unhappy and I wonder why. Bet Renee slept around a lot actually. Unironically it might be a cuck chair. I can kind of see why. >>492758665No I'm doing this new thing where I don't talk about people behind their backs
>>492760171uggggggggggggggggggghhhh fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine leave me without gossip about anonymous strangers on a uralic cannibalism forum
i really like what nemlei is doing with Andrew. Like we knew Ashley was unpleasant and a bad person but people acted like Andrew was a poor, misunderstood, and manipulated by the evil AshleyBut now its apparent to everyone he's just as bad, but in a different way
>>492762164Andrew has done NOTHING wrong, he is entirely under the thrall of his fundamentally evil, stupid, and flat chested sister
>>492761923Renee is my oshi
>>492762515you keep sipping that kool-aid, sis
>>492762164I've always seen Andrew for what he is. Neither of them are the lesser evil but they're both a different kind of evil.
>>492762515memes aside who believes this at this point?
>>492758132Post it again you stupid fuck. I dare you. Show up next thread see don't I dash your brains across the concrete.
>>492760171>She seems tired and Mr Graves seems unhappy and I wonder whyTheir kids weren't actually dead. A real downer, that.
Are there any ,,coffinication'' of Ash and Alex from Hotline Miami 2?
>>492764220Tidal waves couldn't save the world from Coffinication
>>492740067Any fanfics you guys can recommend?
>>492761923Me when devlog
I hope none of you made an actual coffinsona
>>492765649God, no.
I hope everyone here has made a coffinsona
>>492765746God, yes.
The best you've ever had is just a memory now
>>492766489huh, I can't remember it
>>492766489But he's hasn't had his sister yet?
>>492766489Will Julia meet the right guy or will she be another corpse in the incest siblings rampage?
>>492766652Don't worry anon, I'll remember for you
shoutout to nemlei for confirming that andrew thinks of his sister when he fucks julia
shoutout to nemlei for confirming that the the game is never releasing and were stuck here forever
>>492763193I'm not even remotely saying Andrew did nothing wrong, but there is some truth to the "under the thrall of his sister" part. We're told and shown many times that Andy is Leyley's bitch. I also think people forget that and project the more assertive post-character development Andrew back onto his previous self and get the wrong idea about him as a character.Just look at this thing with the voicemails. We know from his fight with Ashley in Episode 1 and his dream in Episode 2 that he didn't like it, and IMO we see him do his "shit's fucked, can't feel these feels" shutdown thing (Julia doesn't recognize it, but Ashley does) when he hears them in the preview video, but he knows he can't/won't make Ashley stop so he tries to deflect blame away from her and convince Julia to just ignore the messages. When Julia presses the issue he blows up, which makes her back down and saves him from the conflict.
>>492767209no! itll happen just...wait another half a year...haha
>>492766673And those dreams, weren't as daft as they seemedNot as daft as they seemed, my love, when you dreamed them uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjfotqT2c0o
>>492767290>t. woman
>>492767343oh thats all i have to do? just spend half a year with you... lovely people?ha... fuck
>>492767557So is the dev, so if anything that means my reading is more likely to be right.
>>492767431lead singer of this band is so handsome
>>492767290He's enthralled himself to Ashley and even says himself (to Julia as a stand in) that he will always forgive her for anything and everything anytime. He pretends to be upset about Ashley's abuse but he doesn't care. He only brings it up to her as a point of argument.
>>492768387He really is. In a purely heterosexual way, I've had a crush on him for so many years. Alex is absolutely dreamy
>>492767343>inb4 nemlei solves this simple issue by just writing in some cliffhanger ending between chapters.
>>492765746I am literally Andrew
>>492768387Looks like a dork to me
>>492768713Therein lies the problem.>imply both chapters release together>use cliffhanger and delayed to finish both chapters>chapters release seperately>need more detailed inbetween where a cliffhanger would be insultingly baity and random
>>492768942In his early days he was pretty dorky, but that's part of what's so cute about him. And he has such a lovely voice. God, I want him to take me awayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cQloro92xAThese days he's really grown into a strapping man
>>492768942i wanna ruffle his hair
>>492769058Cliffhanger could be a red herring. Just something that would make the transition seem natural. So you can release separately. But then again, who knows. Maybe we wouldn't want it. Though personally I'm getting a little restless. The very least they can do is have some sort of spoiler free demo, even if it's short.
Btw Nemlei, if you're reading this: If you need beta testers, I'm you're guy. I promise I won't leak anything on the /calg/. (I''m serious, I need my fix)
>>492769837here's my trip btw
Btw Nemlei, if you're reading this: If you need beta boy toys, I'm you're guy. I promise I will leak precum constantly at the smallest touch. (I''m serious, I need my fix)
>>492770114it's over, i wrote it in the options field
>>492769473I joke. Used to listen to them back in high school a lot>>492769515yea I bet
>>492770158wtf are you talking about anon? lmao
>>492763461STICK.TOGETHER.
>>492770158Application accepted...FOR KIT9.
>>492770158Näh, I have plenti, thaanks though
>>492770509>back in high school a lotF-fuck you. They're still great. Some of the best to ever do it
>>492772109Nemlei! Is that you?! How could you make Andrew to those teribble things to Julia! He was our boy who had a glimmer of hope. Now he is an asshole!
>>492744091This has been known since Ep2
>>492749251>>492744641Every alpha male wishes Andrew were a woman instead
Any recommendations on who to watch for Nemlei's other games? I saw Pippa do Tcoaal.
>>492755607Ashley is a sweetie pie who has only been strayed from the path of sweetie pie by outside forces. Watch her become a good mother, you won't wanna miss it, folks
>>492744091This is how the women in coffinland react too.What do you think happened after Andrew shot Julia a glare and talked sweet nothings into her ear? they obviously banged.I bet Ashley got wet when Andrew choked her out.
>>492774987I want it to be true. It's not.
>>492775018>we're not judging coffin by on its realism>we're judging reality by its coffinism
>>492772837He's always been an asshole.
>>492744091>women are retarded Woah, that's crazy
>>492740624/vg/ is a disease of a board. The stable persistent nature of the threads and their inhabitants attracts attentionwhores who want to feel like minor celebrities within a community, as other posters recognize their increasingly intrusive mannerisms and posting patterns and ritualposts and give them cute nicknames for it and shit.Oh look, it's the lad who gets drunk and had his rifle jam when he tried to commit suicide with it.Oh look, it's the lad who drinks rum and writes greentexts of abhorrent quality.Oh look, it's the lad who pretends to be his own horny sister and roleplays as both himself in her at the same time as he talks about FFXIV Oh look, it's the lad who makes new threads and can't consistently count.Oh look, it's the samefag.Oh look, it's the lad who has asthma and also writes awful greentexts.Oh look it's Youget McTheIdeaByNow. Say hi.
>>492775593He was an asshole with a glimmer of hope! Now, he is an empty asshole!!
Can't wait for Julia to show up with Andrew's several month old baby.He knew about it all along but he didn't have an easy way to bring up it up to Ashley without several people being killed.
>>492776808>/vg/>lad
>>492776808Cry about it
Juliachads I'm getting tired of winning
>>492744091Any young girls up for getting kicked in the stomach repeatedly until they puke blood?Please no sexual advancements, I'm saving myself for marriage.
>>492776969Always an asshole. That "glimmer of hope" was actually a glimmer of cope.
>>492775426It is true! Ashley is a wholesome girlie!
>>492744641its just cope because a majority of women are psychotic. most men want a nice girl like Julia, but those girls only go for assholes like Andrew leaving BPD crumbs for the rest
>>492776971She would have found out immediately and kill Julia.
>>492776969Andrew's asshole isn't going to be empty when I'm through with him.
>>492774987>>492775426the good news is that I doubt well get to see her raise the incest goblin. At most i think well see her preggers, so we can headcanon how good of a mother shell beAt the very least she will be better than her mother who sold her to organ traffickers and neglected her until she got pregnant from her brothef
>>492776808Meds
>>492777294>BPDchads of both genders most popular
>>492777294>most men want a nice girl like Juliafactually untrue
Julia is so easy to manipulate that the ghost greentext could become canon
>>492777960I want to turn Julia into a ghost
our fuarking HUSSIES
>>492777607Nemlei's next game is going to be the adventures of the incest goblin demon spawn exercising his demonic powers for good or evil (starting off biased towards evil) You won't actually know the parents are Ashley and Andrew until the very end if you are going down the evil path and the demon spawn makes a move to kill them.
>>492778135"My time has come."
>>492757418Probably a little. But the skulls aren't the problem, the problem is the authorities finally investigating the house. If Renee was telling the truth about being well liked than the neighbors or their jobs are probably going to report their disappearances, and the fact that none of their possessions or cars were taken would probably raise some red flags and warrant a more thorough investigation.
>>492756196>her reactioncould easily just be her seeing him as a possession >soul affinityabused with Stockholm/battered wife syndrome in a strange land seeks the only guiding light he ever had in life, his abuser glad she still has the thing- I mean person who was close to her.Given how dark everything is in Andy and Leyeley, I have no idea why you people want the parents who sold their children to organ harvesters so they could start a new life to be some kond of broght spot in their crap sack world.
>>492755981>When her dick hang low does it wobble to da flo?>Does it shine in the light?>If you sucked it would you choke?>Can she throw it o'er her shoulder?>Can it wrap around a boulder?>Does her dick?>Hang?>Low?
>>492777056And it's only just begun!
>>492780768every appearance is nothing but more lose thodo you have a fetish for shame?
>>492780768Julia is for anal
>>492777916yeah idk what hes talking about, men literally prefer insane bpd bitches. i mean even andrew is using julia as a stand-in for his real love (his nutjob sister)
>>492781132Playable Julia is the greatest of victories
>>492779006Because two assholes being in a toxic relationship is one of the main appeals of this story.
>>492778976Then they find Andrews fingerprints all over the house and go 'Wait a minute isn't this little shit supposed to be dead?'
>>492781132You, and many others, fail to understand the objectives of the juliafags, and this is why you are confused when we declare victory.This devlog confirms Julia is playable - that is a victory. This devlog show Julia being a cute and perfect angel who has never done anything wrong - this is a victory.Our idea of victory is NOT confirmation of an Andrew x Julia route. Our waifu ending up with Andrew is the Ashley crowd’s goal, not ours (save a handful of retards), so confusing our priorities is why you cannot see how this update is a total Juliachad win.
>>492782076Oh yeah, because Andrew had his fingerprints taken for his driver's license. The game also takes place in an age where it's reasonable that fingerprints could be identified from a database.
>>492776996>>492777814/soc/troons already seething.
>>492781789So why would that relationship turn out to be a wholesome one on the inside and not be a toxic shitty dysfunctional one? There is nothing good in TCOAL.
>>492779656her schlong reaches to the pits of andrews stomach
I just want Andrew to breed Renee, Julia and Ashley. Thanks for listening.
>>492782751Are the troons in the room with us?
>>492782674My idea of victory is getting Julia pregnant
>>492782674Juliabeta*
Monkeyanon, shall I begin drawing your request in about 6 hours?
>>492785639Start now
>>492782681Not only the fingerprints but also the death certificates and life insurance scam paperwork. Then they ask 'Wait, how did she put life insurance on her kids right when they died 3 months ago? That can't be legal, right?' Everything starts to look really fishy and now they not only want Andrew for being a suspect in their parents disappearance but also to question him about the apartment and life insurance scam. Not only that but if the parents disappearance is made public its reasonable for Toxisoda to assume it was Andrew and Ashley in an act of revenge. So not only do they have the police after them but Toxisodas goons. Maybe that's why they fucked off inna woods? Maybe I'm giving too much credit to Coffinland P.D? Either way Toxisoda is likely to go after them again.
>>492786776>Wait, how did she put life insurance on her kids right when they died 3 months ago? That can't be legal, right?'Not that anon, but I've always assumed that the soda companies and the government were all one big corrupt entity. The soda companies got cops to lock the Graves in their apartment and shoot whoever came to investigate
>>492678832This reminds me in #237 I wanted to ask /calg/: if Andrew and Ashley suddenly became the protagonists of your favorite game or 2nd favourite if Coffin is your #1, could they survive to the end credits?GTA San Andreas seems reasonable enough for Andrew and Ashley. Andrew can drive and there's plenty of time for them to get acquainted with guns, so that's the two main things out of the way. They're white so they won't attract as much suspicion as CJ, who himself was able to sneak into Area 51 beating everyone to death with a dildo. I'm not sure Catalina would fall in love with Andrew, sure he's a sociopathic killer but he's also a pretty boy twink, so at least Ashley won't have a meltdown over Andrew banging her. I can't say the same about Millie though, so Ashley would probably bust through the door in the Keys to Her Heart mission to make sure Andrew isn't banging her, sacrifice her, and search the place for her ID card. I'm not sure how good the Graves are at swimming, so that could be an issue in San Fierro. Overall, I think Andrew and Ashley could survive San Andreas since superhuman abilities aren't required, the trinket may even give them advance knowledge of key story events so they can set things right before they go wrong, and they have decent survival skills/luck. Graves Street 4 Life!
>>492787386I always thought the guards were just personal security hired by Toxi but it is reasonable to assume the governments in on it or at least they have the money to pay off police and paramedics.
>>492785053No because this is an online forum and not a physical location, you brown retard.
>>492788381>troon>brown>retardI'm noticing a pattern here.
>>492787857You think they'd pass the flight school?
>>492789285Andrew probably could. Ashley would crash the plane into the nearest area with a dense hussy population.
Why is ashley the low trim base model TT whereas andrew is the five cylinder Audi TT RS?
>>492791363Jesse
>>492791363Que?
Julia Humiliation Ritual #666
>>492791363Stop gang stalking me!
>>492792376Look out your window.Verify your clock.
>>492787857>Bad Company 1&2Since I don't think Ashley would be drafted I'll just cover Andrew replacing Marlowe.I'm honestly not sure if Andrew could survive BC1 or 2. I feel like alot of Marlowes, Haggards, Sweetwater, and Redfords success stems from the geniune bond they formed during their journey together, and I'm pretty sure Andrew is incapable of forming geniune friendships or bonds outside of Ashley.
>>492789285Ashley would NOT respond well to orders/instruction from the drill sergeant, her superiors, etc
Stinky Ivy feet on my face
>>492797048Chewing off her calluses like the good little slut I am
We all know that Noelle's pussy is mint-flavoured, but what about Ivy?
>>492798051
>>492798051Ranch
>>492798365the fuck is ranch
>>492798769>Eurobean hoursWhat do Europeans eat their food with? Do they put potatoes and rye bread into a blender and call it a sauce?
>>492798769Ranch dressing, the favorite condiment of Nemlei’s midwestern sweetheart
>>492798769Your American citizenship has been revoked. I want you on the Moon by tomorrow
Be boo boo be bop boo boo bop
>>492801071>rip it, kiddo!
>>492798769The worst dressing by a large margin.
A nice, clean, simple jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/Gds4re
>>492787857>Cruelty SquadAshley already has a CEO mindset and both siblings already understand that the value of human life is zero, I think they'd do better than most.
>>492787857>Hotline Miami 2They are basically the swan twins already. Andrew holds a chainsaw while Ashley uses guns
>>492788474Took you long enough, you daft cunt. Just remember that you're secondary to me if those words are somehow out of the ordinary to you.
RUDE.
>>492787857>Killing floorYep, they're boned
>>492803884The streets giveth, and the streets taketh away
>>492803792Enough with the reflecting, anon.
Cuddling up with ashley at night and sticking your head under the covers to take a deep breath of sistermusk
>>492804697If only...
Do they have cousins? Ashley and Andrew are definitely the cousin you'd fuck in their family.
>>492753987Look bro as a haggot I've already made peace with the fact that Nem's hates moms with every fiber of her being, and that the Renee scenes will be entirely dedicated to making her even more vile than in ch2. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she made the cuckshit canon.
>>492805423Maybe we'll hear about them in the grandparents scene
kissu kissu for cuties named Julia
>>492777960Refresh my memory please.
>>492798769Say, does your country have oil? No particular reason
>>492806393Damn, the grandparents must have had kids late, the parents are like 25 during the andy/leyley scenes but the grandparents already have full white hair. Might explain why Renee is evil
>>492808206It’s possible they’re great-grandparents.
>>492807954Sloppy, noisy tongue kisses for Julia
This is kind of random but I think the nurse in chapter 1 flashback is the only character that has a sprite with visible eyes but doesn't have a portrait of some kind.
>Ashley tried to open the jam on her own and had an accident.
>>492809230Is her corpse still warm?
>>492809230How did she fuck that up so bad?
>>492809887Tried to pry the lid off with Andrew's cleaver. Many such cases.
>>492809230Why did she draw an oval with the jam while on the ground?
>>492809387Shes not dead. She just lost control of the jar, spilled it everywhere, and knocked herself out.
>>492810419So you're saying she's still warm...
>>492810419She lost control of her life trying to open a jar of jam at 4am
>>492810916Pls don't...
>>492810916So much could have been avoided if he just fucked his sister
>>492808792Wriggling my tongue up her nostril while she giggles in protest
>>492811383I must say that I love when anons reply to an incest post with a photo of Mom looking tired. It just fits so well
>>492787857>A&A in Deus ExTheyd take down the Illuminati and HOG (hussie occupied gov) easily I think
>>492799054pea wet goes on top of the potatoes, stoopid
people that think Ashley did anything wrong are whats truly wrong woth the world. these people should just die
>>492811383Warm and alive, yes.
>>492813704>sure I fucked my sister but at least I'm not a necrophile!
>>492814729OHHHH I did far worst and degenerate things to her! I cuddled her and held her hand!
>>492814729Anon, I’m willing to bet money that even in the modern day the vast majority of people would agree that fucking a corpse is significantly more fucked-up than having sex with a relative.
>>492815187Anon that's just common senseAt least relatives can concent
>>492815187That doesn't make fucking your sister okay!
i was thinking is it really that bad how he treated Julia in this "fight"? he wasn't acting any different than when he and Ashley are arguing over something, the real problem is Julia being too soft to stand up to her boyfriend like his sister does
>>492816121Ashley is soft where it matters, and hard where she needs to be.
>>492816121Julia should kick him in the balls!
>>492814729HEY! Necrophile is a slur! We prefer dead-attracted, fuck you very much.
>>492816121But julia did nothing wrong, unlike his useless fat bitch of a sister
>>492816121to be fair that was barely a fight and if was bullied in school because of incest rumours i would probably get angry too. Andrew is an asshole because he uses the situation to manipulate Julia afterwards
>>492816629>i would probably get angry toohe literally says that Julia Ashley frustrates him like no other
>>492804352Dumbarse.
>>492816121>the real problem is JuliaPreach, sister!
Andrew and Ashley's daughter will be named Leanne, because the name is literally Le(yley) + An(drew). You can use this Nemlei. Don't even have to credit me.
>>492816594Show me your feet
>>492816594how does your piss taste?
>pinch off a chunk of imoutush>get punched in the balls>eventually recover and tell her to kiss them better>her face turns tomato redPyrrhic victory is still victory.
>>492817141I would, but Nemlei never drew me below the waist, so I don't have any feet to show.>>492817373I would tell you, but Nemlei never drew me below the waist, so I don't have any genitals to urinate with.Any more requests?
>>492817435It's a dangerous game you're playing.
>>492817610Are you with the SS?
>>492817610Do your eyes not count as genitals?
>>492816121>the real problem is Julia being too soft to stand up to her boyfriendJulia is a gentle angel who is bad with confrontation. Just like me
>>492818041>Just like meI´m sorry Julianon but we´ll have to rape you
>>492817772Yeah. I'm always with the Snow Sprites.>>492817898Stop cumming in people's eyes, you weirdo.
>>492818559Snow Elves.
>>492818679Retard Humans.
>>492818879hehe brother penis in sister pussy
>>492818209Be gentle
>>492818879Where did you find Noelle's sprites?
Imagine raping and killing Noelle
>>492819117I unpacked the sprites from the game and combined them in Photoshop. In NGN, Nemlei used a single base per character, and applied transparent expression images over top, so you have to painstakingly build them yourself. I've done a lot of Noelle's, and one or two other characters. Maybe tomorrow I can go through, make a complete sprite set, and catbox it for everyone.>>492819035This retard human gets a pass
>>492819101Were both women wha- OHH so the floozy was a FAGGOT all along! I guess I can let you live since you´re just a carpet muncher
>>492819117Someone posted a rip a while back, if you look in the archives you'll probably find it. He must have taken the time to manually go through and added all the faces though since they're stored as overlays like this on blank bodies.
>>492819423Thanks anonI love Noelle!
>>492819162Noelle's son will torment your soul in ways beyond human language if you do.
>>492819162Then resurrecting her as your thrall/zombie wife.
>>492819906No problem, and me too. Noelle is cute. Cute!
Chapter 3 yet?
>>492820074I´M BUSY DRAWING GAY SEX
>>492819942Not if I rape and kill him too!
>>492819942This is how Noelle's child looks like
>>492820189No you're not. You're busy shitposting on 4chan.Get back to work.
>>492820392Wow... I am literally Nemlei...
Wow, he's literally me.
>>492820662oh REALLY?
>>492820662Mr. Graves is the coolest thing ever!!
>>492820857There is nothing cool about an absent father who let his wife sells their kids to organ traffickers and can't even remember his own son's name
Mr. Graves is so unimportant that he didn't even get a VN portrait. Even room 302 girl had a VN portrait.
>>492821185It's funnier if Mr Graves doesn't have sprites
>>492821079Yes, there is. He's the coolest!
>>492821185Chapter 3 scope creep is so severe that Mr. Graves will get a bust
>>492821452Mr. Graves, please. Coping this much isn't healthy.
I want to bury my face in her armpit while she gets flustered and calls me a pervert
>>492821639There's nothing to cope about. Mr. Graves is based and his kids are SHITHe can even play the triangle! He's epic!
>>492821681I´d call you a degenerate but I want to be lovingly killed by Ashley so I´m no better
>>492821815Wait, hold on. He can play the triangle? Well, why didn't you say that earlier? That's based as shit! I'm Team Mr. Graves now. Fuck them kids!
>>492821856>Not wanting to lovingly kill Ashley in a fit of lust fueled passionate anger Nigga u gay
>>492822046>me wanting to be Ashley in decayME, A FAGGOT? NEVER!!!!!!!!
>>492822159Tfw your life means so little to you that you'd find meaning in a loved one killing you.
>>492821990I knew you'd see that light!
>>492822272why did you have to burn me like this anon :(
>>492821079That's actually kinda cool
>>492808007https://rentry.org/m5omsnoyThe Cemetery Saga
>>492822559>>492808007
>>492822919Ashley and Julia make out in a cemetery
>>492820345>me looking for snacks at 4am
i havent drawn them in a whileits bedtime now
>>492821027beating Julia with a stick!
>>492823264They look great!
>>492823264I wish I could draw
>>492823458thanks :)>>492823634but you canunless your wrist is broken or whatever
>>492824471>but you canI have big fat man hands with thick fingies, the pen jumps around like crazy on the drawing pad and even my best lines are curbed. I can't draw a straight line :(
>>492824803>I can't draw a straight lineanon is primed to draw gay porn
>>492824994Is it destiny? I'm a lolifag so shota isn't my thing but I'd prefer drawing cute boys over regular anime guys.
Good night! I am off to masturbate to sibling breeding. I will think of you all when I orgasm.
>>492825613I'm honored fedora anon.
>>492825664Anything for you, baby.
>>492825106No anon. It needs to be bara.
where is the jiggie webm, that art was cute
>>492740223One of these days, Ashley! BANG! ZOOM! Straight to the moon!
Shroomley!
Did you remember to hug your sister today?
>>492829238Of course!
>>492757418realistically speaking there is no way anyone could conmnect this random skull to Andrew and Ashley The game takes place in the early 2000s after all and even if they DNA testing to properly investuigate the parents remains no one really cares enough about them to launch such an complex investigationDo you know how many Innocent people are jailed daily or how many murders run around frelly because no one could be bothered to find the murderer?The police are also just people and the majority of the time they are overworked and make sure that no one is parking wrong and dealing with relatively mundane shit not finding the murderes of two random nobodys
>>492831602Not to mention didn't they get rid of the teeth or something.
>>492820762I unironically think Andrew and Ashley grabbed a random guy and Renee just calls him her husband, because it would be funny as fuck.
>>492831602The only reason I could see the police launching a full scale investigation is if Toxisoda pays them to do so in order to catch and kill Andrew and Ashley since its possible they have the money to do so and the government could be in on it.Alternatively it would be pretty funny if Toxisoda just didn't give a fuck and assumed they were dead after they sent the hitman and the police didn't give a shit either and Andrew has just been shitting himself for nothing
>>492831960They did but in the event a full investigation were to take place there's still finger prints in the house
>>492831602It varies from country to country but proper DNA testing was acknowledged by courts starting from the mid '80s.
>>492829714is she wearing trash bags for shoes?Just how poor are the graves?
>>492835460Are you kidding me? Ashley has stylish shoes.
>>492833043And as said earlier none of the parents possessions or cars were stolen and would probably raise some red flags. Not to mention their mom's bank account being emptied on the night of their disappearances. Pretty sure they could track down the last ATM the siblings used and catch them on camera withdrawing the money. But than again anon from earlier is most likely right, no one is going to pursue them. Nem's isn't writing a crime drama here. If she was, the siblings would've been caught a few minutes into burning their parents bodies because fireplaces are a terrible place to cremate bodies and the sheer amount of smoke produced (combined with the smell) Would probably wake the whole neighborhood.
Psychologist-anons.Are Andrew and Ashley co-dependent?
>>492838752They commit suicide upon being separated. What do you think?
>>492838926... they do?
>>492838752Lol, you tell me. Better question: are they still co-dependent in the Questionable route ending?
>>492839081Who knows what Andrew is thinking, but I think Ashley has grown up a lot so maybe. Even if she's saddened, she seems to have accepted the death of Andy.
Sorry I thought this game had illusion of choice. Are you telling me there are branching paths where you don't escape the apartment, kill a hitman, kill and eat the parents, and toss their skulls off a bridge?
>>492839404There's two story routes with multiple subroutes each.>don't escape the apartmentYou escape it every time.>kill a hitmanYou kill him every time.>kill and eat the parentsYou kill the parents every time, but whether Andrew eats them is determinant.>toss their skulls off a bridgeDeterminant.
>>492839545I've watched like 6 playthroughs of the game. They all follow the exact plot points I mentioned. Are you talking about some kind of hidden easter egg route, or scrapped storyline from a devblog?
>>492839706This is all in the currently shipped game. Let's Players invariably miss most of the dialogue and may not even play both story routes, let alone the subroutes.
>>492839834Okay so those are like the bad ending routes for players who deliberately tried to drive a wedge between the siblings just to see what would happen.
>>492840091Seems like most people got the Decay route on their first playthrough, which is the ostensibly sadder route thus far
>>492840091
>>492840380idk why people keep saying most people got decay route on their first playthrough
>>492840471It's funny she said that because Decay now seems like the "bad end" route after all considering Burial is getting essentially two whole episodes to itself while Decay presumably will end with itself
>>492841042I think he's talking about lets players in general. I don't really know because I didn't watch any but it seems reasonable most normie lets players might've tried to accept the deal
>>492841167As a decayfag, this news hurts my soul immeasurably.
>>492841167Decay isn't in (real) development yet so we don't know how long it'll be or if it'll also get a continuation episode.
So you either have the good route where things are improving and the siblings are happier or you have the bad route where things are going to shit and the siblings are going to kill each other.I don't see why anyone would play the bad route.
>>492841954>I don't see why anyone would play the bad route.Why? It's another side of the story exploring a different set of events. Ashley's very distrustful of Andrew and Andrew tends to flip flop so Decay route is a very reasonable thing to have happen
>>492842897Same reason why I don't replay and rpg and decide to fail every quest just to see the failure dialogue. It's a punishment. You don't opt into punishment.
>>492841542I'm starting to lose hope for Decay. Burial seems to be so much longer and has much more focus.
>>492841954>or you have the bad routeJust because the MCs suffer and fight doesn't mean the ending can't be a good one or at least a fitting one.
>>492843420But it isn't a fail nor punishment. It is literally just another route of the game's story
>>492843595A route that I'm not interested in because it is a failure. Like coming up short on the true ending and watching as everything turns to shit as you're constantly reminded of how things could have been better if you didn't fuck up.Yes, if you got the bad route on your first try then you would want to try again to get the good route. You wouldn't try again for the bad route if you succeeded your first try, however.And no amount of "it's not bad" is going to make it any less bad.
>>492843912Burial can easily end very badly now that Andrew is comfortable with the fact he's a psycho. I believe in a Decay good ending
>>492843912It literally depends on the player, I've seen plenty of streamers who want Ashley dead and love Decay while others want both the siblings dead.
>>492843912You really are fucking dense. It's not a "bad" route, it's another part of the story. Plus we have no idea how Decay is even going to play out because it hasn't come out yet.
>>492844194>streamersSubhuman.
>>492843912>You wouldn't try again for the bad route if you succeeded your first try, however.Yes, some people would. Not everyone is heavily autistic like you
>>492843423IMO the biggest reason for Decayfags to be discouraged is that their favorite route is substantially less popular than the alternative. Around a 4:1 difference in favor of Burial among the fans. Even assuming Nemlei doesn't care at all about profit potential--and I would wager it plays at least a minor role in her calculus--a 100% passion project still derives a lot of fuel from fan enthusiasm and most partaking in one hope to deliver something their fans like and will be excited about.One possibility however is that Nemlei doesn't care so much about either profit or building on popularity as much as seeing Coffin as her magnum opus--a lightning in a bottle--where she sees the Coffin of Andy and Leyley as a one-time opportunity to make a work that will define her for the rest of her life (at least online). Then an expansive Decay route still has good chances of manifesting, since it becomes a matter of personal pride in her own vision for the story and not chasing money or pleasing fans, and Episode 2 already made sure she's got the money to be able to fund everything necessary allowing her to afford that luxury.
>>492845381>Around a 4:1 difference in favor of BurialDo we have stats? I'm too boomer to figure out Steam.
>>492845951I think that was from poll results for /calg/ only, but it's also very hard to imagine it being any different for the overall fanbase.
>>492838752Would it be bad if they were?
>>492846751No
>>492848098Based. Two minds in sync > all else
>>492846751Yes, it's a mental issue that gets in the way of someone's ability to function.
>>492848324Incorrect. Shit take
>>492823264Can't help but love that little demon.Always happy to see your drawings
Fishley!
>>492849632Would go well with some shroomleys on the side...
>>492848368Dependency is a symptom of being a manchild/womanchild.
>>492851448Fishley's are friends, not food!
>>492851516Yeah, sure
>>492852698When my sister wears my shirts it is literally the hottest thing on the fucking planet jesus christ help me.
I wrote a dumb greentext story out of boredom. Pls be nice >A young former worker at Toxisoda had found out the horrible truth that lies beneath the company and wants to expose the horrors of their escapades on live news and has anonymously requested an interview >Hello everyone! It's your favorite news host, Chet McDumace! And here we have a very important guest! A disgruntled former employee at the famous, Toxisoda corporation has come to us live to expose some of the horrible, inhumane....STUFF!! That our trusted and beloved soda company has been doing... Alright! whats-your-face! You have the floor!>I, uh, my name is Scott, and I jus->Oh, Scott was it? >Y-yeah...so I wanted to->That's a wonderful name. See, my grandpa was named Scott! What an amazing man. He fought in the war you know!?>That's uh... really nic- >Those (BEEP)damn savages took his squeezing arm!!! WHY'D THEY TAKE HIS SQUEEZING ARM!!?? WHHHHHYYYYY!!!!?!!>Chet slams his head on his desk sobbing uncontrollably>Uhhhhmm? >Scott looks over at the cameraman>Is he gonna be okay? >McDumace immediately stops his sobbing and sits up straight giving an ear-too-ear grin to the camera>So, Mr. Scott, continue with your juicy story! >Oh, uh, alright..*Ahem*. So, you know about the lockdowns concerning infected water right? >Yes, yes, who could forget?>Well, you see, I have information that could pro->My uncle drank some of that nasty water...*Sniff* *Hic* >The camera cuts to the audience looking sad and wiping their eyes>My uncle sadly died in that apartment fire! Tragic! TRAGIC I SAY!!>He too was such a->Sir, that's what I'm trying to get at! That fire was nothing more than a->You know, it's rude to interrupt people.>McDumace gives Scott an unamused sassy look as the camera cuts to the audience, shaking their heads and looking at Scott with contempt>*siiiiiggh* Go on...>Well, you see my uncle-
>>492855745>cont>10 minutes later>And that's how he actually invented peanut butter! Haha.. ahhh good times! Ahhh, what were we talking about again? Oh, wow! It's almost time for our next segment! A dog named, Hero saved a young boy from drowning! I'll tell ya its a very "Ruff" story! Ahahahahaha! Get it!? You get it right, Scott? Huh!?>Scott's eyes were glazed over seemingly half dead after listening to the drivel McDumace spewed out of this gutterhole>Y'know cus its a dog!? Hellooooo earth to Scott!>HUH!? Oh! Yeah, yeah. Look let me just cut to the chase! >Scott pulls out a briefcase full of documents and pictures he took while working at Toxisoda>Here! I have irrefutable proof that Toxisoda was responsible for the apartment fire! And the whole quarantine was actually an organ-harvesting operation!!!>The entire room was silent. People are looking at one another confused.>PFFFFTTTTT BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH AHAHHAHAHA Oh man, ScottI didn't know you were a comedian! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!>Everyone in the audience abrupts into earth-shattering laughter>What? No, no!? It's the truth! Toxisoda is actually run by satanic cultists who want to harvest organs to summon an ancient demon to ->PFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA SATANIC CULTISTS!?!?!HAHAHAHAHHA DEMONS!?!?! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
>>492856024>cont>The audience is roaring with laughter >Do you write your own material? We could hire you! Ahahahahaha! >Scott now absolutely beaming with rage reaches into his briefcase holding up pictures and ranting to the audience>ARE YOU PEOPLE (BEEP)ING KIDDING ME!?!? THEY ARE LITERALLY, LITERALLY KILLING PEOPLE!!! RIPPING OUT THEIR ORGANS!!!! DOING DEMONIC SATANIC RITUALS!!! ARE YOU (BEEP)ING STUPID!!! HOW ARE YOU ALL LAUGHING ABOUT THIS!?!?!>Scott's sweating, panting, his eyes darting around the room trying to scan for any possible intelligent life, but unfortunately, no luck.>The audience looks very uncomfortable and scared>Uhhh look, Scott, this is a family network and we really don't appreciate the use of such language here. >But but.. the picture! It's the CEO, he's ripping out some guy's organswith a smile on his face! Just look at the picture!! >Scott, c'mon man, the bits over. A good comedian needs to know when to stop, alright? Can we get security to get this guy out of here? >What!? No!? Wait!? Just look at the->That won't be necessary>4 men in grey robes with Toxisoda logos branded on each of them walked in. One wearing a robe that said, "I LOVE HARVESTING ORGANS!!!" on it.>We will escort him out of here. >Scott's jaw dropped to the floor>Ah, some former work buddies are here to escort you home! How nice of them! Have a safe trip!
>>492856335>cont>The 4 men grabbed Scott and began forcibly dragging him out of the studio>Wait!!! You don't understand, they're going to kill me!!!! They're going to harvest my organs!!!! >The crowd along with McDumace all abrupted into laughter>AHAHAHAHAHAH That mans still got it! Well, anyway now onto more important news! That sweet, precious, dog named Hero! We'll be back with his story after a short commercial break! >The TV shut off>Ashley and Andrew sat dumbfoundedly on their shitty, stained motel room couch, staring at the TV screen. >They glanced at one another>.....I think I need a smoke...>After that shitfest I think I need one too...THE END!!!!
>>492821079You managed to convince me that he actually is the coolest thing ever
>>492849632Cute
>>492857727Good! Mr. Graves is the best!
>>492816248Just like her boyfriend/brother
>>492785639>>492786281>>492649314Monkey-kun, I have your sketch ready. I will colour it in about 18 hours
>>492858297Why would you say the same thing twice.
What are they going to do to him?
>>492861023/3E5E2/ERe5PEyWUf1Aq/SA==/ probably.
>>492858374I will be looking forward to it!
>>492861227anon this isn't base64 i can't read this
>>492809230>accidentSure, Andrew.
The reason I think Decay is the only meaningful route is because the siblings were already getting along before the route choices, turning this psycho adventure story into a forbidden romance doesn't add much. On the other hand straining their relationship to the point where they almost kill each other but manage to forgive each other in the end because they're siblings is a more satisfying story imo.
>>492743980Underrated post.
>>492743980Reminder that hussies don't have even 10% of Ashley's fighting spirit.
>>492856524Wtf, did they just bring the guy on so the TV host could tell stories?
>>492862816The reason I think you're gay is because you have bad taste.
ROUTE WAR NOW
>>492869051What are you, fucking twelve? Bittersweet stories are the best, there's also beauty in tragedy but too much of it isn't good for the soul.
>>492869895Deal.>>492870309No, I just know what I like. I'm okay with Decay, it's fine, though I prefer Burial. Not the point, I was just being juvenile, but your reply really brings up something I wanted to say. You know what my favorite thing about people like you is? It's the smugness: the unwarranted sense of superiority you get from liking something that is inherently less palatable, possibly even intolerable. Liking Decay doesn't mean you have better taste, it means that it simply appeals to your tastes in particular more than Burial, but because you're a fucking child you need validation for it. Who's a good boy? Who's an *intellectual*? It's you! You're my smart little boy! I bet you even have a triple-digit IQ!
>>492862816i think theyre both meaningful but i feel like decay is way more interesting personally, then again i always loved seeing bad endings in storiesalso im drawing chubby julia rn
>>492871065that's just schizo strawmanning
>>492869895The only war i want is the war between Andrew's sister splitter and Ashley's cervix(Ashley losses every time)
>>492871452>SchizoThere we are. Really digging into that repertoire of superior literature.
what do route names mean though, what is being buried and what is left to rot and decay? Andy and Leyley?
>>492871065I'm a WIS build not an INT build, get your condescension right the next time you seethe.
>>492872183nta but you mean it's not triple digits?
>>492872174...anon, play the game and read the text.
>>492872373I played 8 months ago, did I forget something?
>>492872354Of course not, if the average is 100 IQ half of the population has to be bellow average.
>>492755551WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T READ ALL OF LOVECRAFT'S COLLECTED WORKS YOU FUCKING SMELLY WHORE GOD FUCKING DAMMIT TIE THAT HAIR UP RIGHT NOW AND GET ON YOUR KNEES AND SUCK MY FUCKING COCK
>>492872183Of course, you're basically the modern equivalent of a Greek philosopher. You're the guy out with his friends taking sips from a bottle of concentrated yak piss and lawn clippings while everyone else is drinking beer that "tastes good", you get a rush from the smug satisfaction you feel when somebody takes a sip of something whose only virtues are being able to survive a voyage across the ocean on a sailboat and get you drunk in quantity recoil from something which tastes, to any reasonable human, like fizzy meth-lab runoff.
>Tfw you accidentally burned the human casserole and "fell down the stairs" again
>>492862816Personally I only like decay because the tension between the siblings is entertaining to watch. Everything in burial seems to workout in the end as long as Andrew listens to Ashley and that kinda kills any tension in the story for me. There's no real repercussions for killing the wardens, 302 lady, the hitman, or the parents and they seem to get off scott free with everything they've done so far with relative ease. So the only real tension comes from watching their relationship deteriorate, which burial obviously lacks.
Ashley? Deserves to be beatenJulia? Does not deserve to be beaten
>>492873350The words of a coward.
>>492873227In Decay, the threat is them falling apart from each other. In Burial, the threat is the demon dragging Andrew's soul to hell.
Andrew? Deserves to be beaten
>>492872858Finally someone who gets me, I'm like that but with coffee.
>>492787857Big Smoke would mentor Andrew in how to become fat and sell drugs
>>492873350>Julia? Does not deserve to be beatenOh so now we give homewreckers a pass? Is that it? Not on my watch!
>>492814976I've failed as a mother...
>>492873227>as long as Andrew listens to AshleyYou didn't understand burial at all
>>492873350I feel like julia would have a more entertaining reaction during domestic abuse.ashley would just give empty threats and snarky remarks while hiding her fear
>>492875560Julia would just sob and shake and apologise as we've seen already. It would likely take the fight out of you because she's so pitiful and delicate. Ashley would fight back which would only escalate things.
everyone itt is unhinged
>>492875887No, we're fine! Join us!
>>492875887Not me, I'm normal.
>>492740223Sorry I missed you gamer, having way too much fun yesterday. If I’m not too busy I’ll make it up to you when the next thread rolls over.
>>492823264Wow, what a cute drawing, thanks for drawing for us!
>>492875339Yeah, yeah they grow to trust each other and kiss and make up blah blah. Doesn't change the fact that everything workouts as long as Andrew trust and follows Ashley's plans.
What did he do?
>>492876957>Doesn't change the fact that everything workouts as long as Andrew trust and follows Ashley's plans.Makes sense since Ashley is smart and beautiful.
>>492873615Ashley? EMOTIONALLY abusive...
>>492876957>as long as he follows Ashley's plansHe goes through killing their parents in both routes. It has nothing to do with obeying Ashley.
>>492877121Allowing her to act like that in high school despite dying of embarrassment on the inside.
>>492877121Bought her a soda from a vending machine.
Btw the Graves family names comes from dad's side. I suppose taking wife's family name would be too not-normal so they wouldn't have done it, but Graves fits Renee so much more than dad
>>492875887Oops, wrong image. Can't find the right one. The point is, we're all mad here.
>>492879059>“But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.>"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.">"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.>"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”
>>492879059Not really, we're the most normal gen. Probably.
>>492879490>we're the most normal gennewfag
>>492878260>Ashley actually enjoys drinking radioactive carbonated hulk piss
>>492871268ive never drawn julia before but it was fun
>>492879761>across the roadAttention-seeking behavior.
>>492879761She's picked up impulsive eating to cope with Andrew's abuse
>>492879761Cute! But those scars hurt my soul
>>492879761Cute chublia
>>492879761The cutting scars are the only thing making this fat lard somewhat attractive.
>>492879761Who's hands are those...
>>492879761It's a shame slapping a belly kinda hurts, unlike slapping asscheeks
>>492879761>cut fattyThat's kinda gross not gonna lie
>>492879761Next OP image
>>492879761built for womb massage
>>492880269D-don't worry about it
>>492880000ikr i felt bad drawing it so i did an alt just now
I just noticed dad is the only character in-game whose sprite has eyebags
>>492880816Made for sensual disrobing
>>492880816Thanks, I appreciate it. Also, you draw nice armpits
>>492881025shes kinda hot honestly>>492881032arigatou
Chubby Julia is activating neurons within me
>>492880816Burying my face in Julia's tummy and falling asleep
>>492880816Please draw chubby Ashley, too. And chubby Andrew... haha....
I feel it's important to state that while a bit of chub can be nice, fatfags are NOT welcome
>>492882534half of calg is americans and americans are all fatfags
>>492882534I'm here whether you like or not, faggot.
>>492882702More like they are all fatasses lol
>>492882721Fatshley
y'know, all this fanart got me thinking, maybe those people who reposted art from here on reddit had a point...?Cause art that's posted here and nowhere else is essentially lost once the thread gets archived, nobody in the future will dig through hundreds of archived threads just to look for it, and it kinda sucks to have good art lost like that.
>>492883429The sheer power of Andrew's normalfag cope is so strong that he doesn't bury his face in that sister tummy 24/7. Imagine having that level of willpower. You could run a country.
>>492883429That's just the angle
>>492883591please dont say people repost my art on r*ddit...
>>492883591It won't be lost if you save it and occasionally ritual post.
>>492883591Redditors deserve nothing.
>>492884148as far as i know all the people who reposted art from here on reddit stopped once we all argued about it here a few months ago
>>492883591it's better for art to die then be reposted on r*ddit
>>492882702>americans are all fatfagsI think most people with even a single drop of testosterone in their veins would think that a little bit of chub is at worst, not a major detractor. Slobfags have the same strain of brain worm that hyperfags do, that if you like something then more of it is always better. Please don't lump slight chub enjoyers with people whose brains are fried from overexposure to pornography and a complete lack of shame or introspection.>>492883591Reddit doesn't deserve to have good things. Here a lot of the good stuff gets reposted, some of the bad stuff too, you always have opportunities to find more of what you like and save it, but Redditors are subhumans who are otherwise content wallowing in shit and therefore should be scorned.
>>4928835911. Some of the artists who post art here have social media where they also post their work.2. Quality artwork is reposted in newer threads by other anons, ensuring their survival.3. I dig through the archives all the time. It's easy and leads to lots of cool discoveries.4. 4chan is ephemeral by design. That's part of the fun. If you're here for something big, you keep that memory and share it with the youngins days or years down the line, like oral storytelling used to work before writing was widespread. This is unusual in the modern internet age.5. If people want to archive something, there are ways to do it without farming for internet points and attention off the backs of the original creator.6. Redditors deserve the rope!
>>492884507But americans are fat so it makes sense they would like fatties
>>492884097noASSley.
>>492884097
>>492885221Liking petite butts is a sign of whiteness, you wouldn't get it.
>>492885221Tight butt with big boobs is the perfect female bodytype.
>>492885234If I were Ashley, I would grab the biggest knife from the knife block and make cubed Julia meat to serve with cheese and wine.
>>492885304>>492885409so white people prefer bland food and bland women
>>492885726>white people dun season they foodThanks for proving my point, I guess.
>>492885409
Bullying Ashely's cervix with my glans!
>>492885726>Ashley >blandThere's more to women than butts, my dear tastless negro.
It's so hard to be straight in 2024. You can't even say you like girls butts without people getting mad at you and trying to prove their whiteness on a Taiwanese basket weaving forum
>>492886208>It's so hard to be straight in 2024Your preference for men is not the point of contention, Tyrese, but rather your inability to appreciate a woman's body beyond pure morbid excess.
>>492886208Liking butts is the most boring and safe normalfag choice ever. It's for people too scared to say they like tits.
See what I mean?
For me, the best part of a woman is her personality! Why would you go for some hussy whose looks will fade in 5 years when you could find a girl who will talk to you about life, philosophy, ways to get away with murder, the arts, and long pig recipes?
>>492886905I just think Ashley is cute the way she is.
>>492886565>too scared to say they like tits.that's not a thing
>>492886905The most attractive thing about a woman is her blood relation with oneself
>>492887431
>>492883713It's easy when you remember Ashley is a fat retarded bitch who can't cook. All she know is watch TV, deadname Andrew, send voicemail, drink Toxisoda and lie.
While we're on this conversation I personally like thighs and pubic hair as well as big tits
>>492887631I likeTitsTummyArmpitsCollarbonesAssThighs
Ashely with knee length hair
>>492887838Why did I immediately picture Ashley with leg hair that grows past her knees
>>492887615>fatTits are technically made of fat and glandular tissue, so half-correct.>retarded Not sure why you included this as some sort of scathing insult. Girls are cutest when they're retarded.>can't cookShe made soup out of her parents. She objectively cooked them.>All she know is watch TVShe's done more than that.>deadname AndrewHe's not transexual.>>492887631I like a bit of pubic hair, preferably enough to accent but not so much it gets caught in your teeth.
>>492887615lmao
>>492887838Imagine the massive ponytail, Andrew would cum in a nanosecond
>>492887838Drawanons please
>>492865891Yes
>>492887615KEK>>492888334mayhaps
>>492871523I like to think Andrew makes fun of her b/c she cant take his cock very well
>>492889461Imagine Ashley's pained face the first time Andrew pierces her cute tight pussy
>>492889461Doesn't it canonically fit just fine in her mouth
The most important part of a girl is that she has cute feet
>>492887838
>>492891662
>>492892161They hated Jesus too
>>492892149AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>492892149HOLY SHIT SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>492879875Andrew is feeding her a lot to make her look more like Fatley
>>492892161I'll never understand why feetfags get such a bad rep when you have, brapfags, scatfags, pissfags, fatfags, and other way grosser fetishes. Feet is rather tame by comparison
>>492892149I want to pull her ponytail...
>>492892149Cute!
>>492892586Just because those are worse doesn't mean feetfags are any pleasing
>>492892586Because lots of people like feet but because The Man told them they can't, they react by overhating on them
>>492885670then you would burn the meat and wine and cause the cheese to go moldy because you cannot cook
>>492892767Well, I don't see what the big deal with feet even is.
>>492892586It should go without saying that feet are not normally considered a sexual part of the body. They can be attractive in the same way that any part of the body could be compared to some form of ideal, but sexualizing them is purely fetishistic. People hate footfags because they're entirely too comfortable talking about their fetish and want everyone to know that they are–in case anybody was not aware–really into feet.
>>492892149now we need Andrew with really long bushy hair that covers his eyes
>>492891394small pussy
>>492894096A big mouth more like.
>>492892586i always found feet kinda gross so my disgust with footfags is completely justified and not hypocritical. but yeah other people are overhating them because it's a group of people the internet collectively decided it's okay to hate
>>492892149Cute, i wanna pull on her hair
>>492894360yeah sorry there's NO way Andrew is packing
>>492894702Andrew's jeans get ripped open every time his third leg gets excited
>>492894880Mom must have bought titanium pillows for their new couch then, cause the one Andrew used to hide his boner in that scene showed absolutely zero pressure underneath it
>>492894702friend B, on the other hand...
What did their dad do for a living?
Imoutoes?
>>492896205Mercenary
>>492896205Must be hard being the only mr graves fan ever, for your consolation i will say there's something to this merc headcanon
>>492896205I'm still calling it that he works for the water company.
>>492896746he almost certainly doeswould make perfect sense and would fit nemlei's sense of humorcould also tie into the plot in some way
>>492893306This. Not every conversation has to devolve into talking about feet. Just like fuck off and go talk with other feetfags in a containment thread or something.
>>492896130
>>492897086I don't really mind people posting feet, but it's just something I felt the need to point out because they're not the only group of fetishists in this thread acting like they're getting shit for the things they're into rather than how they conduct themselves as an individual.
>>4928972190 INT piece
>>492897219Ashley is a stupid jigger!
>>492897721This stupid fucking justice, all fucking righteous fucking JIGGER! Ashley is doing this shit! YOU FUCKING JIGGER!
>>492893306Agreeing & expanding on this point: liking feet is mostly just weird, but not all that gross as long as they are clean before doing anything with them.If made to think about it, most would say people with bodily-waste fetishes are objectively more degenerate, but those kinks are TOO gross; people would rather forget those guys exist for their own ease of mind. Feet are just freaky enough to clown on without being so disgusting that it’s uncomfortable to think about, so they get a lot of excess hate. Part of is also that foot-lovers are subconsciously seen as a gateway to said gross shit, and/or that some kinksters tend to be obnoxious about their fetishes due to knowing they are “relatively vanilla” compared to true degenerates.This phenomenon is also why you see stuff like guys that enjoy cartoon anthro women being the posters kids for furry hate while the actual fur suit wearing diaper-freaks are avoided like the plague, or why guys with mildly overweight girlfriends catch the burnt of chubby-chaser hate and not the obese feeders.
Liking feet is like speaking Hebrew in 1930's Germany
>>492900720It never happened, but I wish it did.
>>492900836It never happened, and they deserved it.
>>492764220WAIT A MINUTE.ASHAshley.But Ash is men.O my god.(Bold Ashley)
>>492900917
>>492896205Sucking cocks, Ashley called her parents for a bunch of whores for a reason.
https://files.catbox.moe/o9gfo8.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/0u9ff3.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/smwsuw.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/vgu94u.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/k0kx12.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/51xnsh.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/6ycvsc.jpgAny more paizuri art?
>>492904687https://files.catbox.moe/e9mkft.jpeg
>>492904687You forgot mine :(https://files.catbox.moe/1x9w12.jpg
>>492862816>implying decay isn't a forbidden romance
Sister feets
>>492892586Man feet are so inoffensive (it's JUST a piece of skin you use to stand) that 99% of people should be indifferent to them. I'm convinced that the most vocally anti-feet people are crypto-footfags who want to demonstrate that they are not footfags because they overestimate society's ability to give a shit about foot fetishes.
I hate feet posting hours.
>>492910782Me too
it looks like incest is unavoidable based on the dev logs. will the sane route vs insane just be how far they go?
I want to impregnate her armpit oh my goodness
>>492911139We've only got burial stuff so far.People don't really believe they won't fight in Burial, r-right?
>>492911782they might fight but itd be rian johnson levels of bullshit if nemlei tosses all tbe foreshadowing out
>>492911530FINALLY some decent armpit art
It's always Mexicans who have armpit fetishes for some reason
>>492912750latina armpits smell like fresh chorizosor so ive heard
>>492879761>>492880816Very kissable, thank you. Gonna go beat off now
>>492913845don't say things like that.I don't wanna be into armpits
Please stop sniffing your sister's armpits in public...
>>492892586Those other fetishists know they’re weird and aren’t trying to become mainstream.
>>492914916God damn you Tarantino!!
How can you say you love a girl if you won't even smell her armpits?
NO FEET!
>>492917953
>>492918002
Please stop implying your sister smells in public by sniffing her. Instead you should be hugging and kissing her.
>>492740067a hussy??? in the sister factory???
>>492918594Just imagine if Nemlei hadn't gotten a gorillion dollars from Ch2. Would the loss of scope creep be a good or bad thing?
>>492919097I'm willing to wait for Nemlei to figure out how to write longer works, but I'm not letting this general die.
>>492919097No, no, a thousand fucking times no. I'm happy with what I have and I look forward to more, I'm glad Nemlei had a lot of success with Coffin and I trust that she will make it as big in scope as she feels it needs to be.
Can sister be...girlfriend???
>>492921598Put room 302 lady on the vocals
The Graves keep it in the family.
>>492921774Imagine if it was Ashley herself who started the rumor just to piss off andyI wouldn't be surprised
>>492922060Nah. Other people started the rumour when Ashley was clingy and Andrew wasn't bothered.
>>492922060I don't think she did it intentionally but she probably said some things that made people think that way
>>492921774As they should, unless they want to strengthen their alliance with a neighboring nation.
Threadly reminder that the world is cruel and siblings are the only thing you can trust.
>>492921501GO TO THE BATHROOM!
>>492922475Shut up matt
>>492912165Just wait until Ashley throws away the trinket in the first 2 minutes of Burial!
ALL HAIL 6 EYES
>>492921501>hfw the sistussy smell hits
>>492922475That's not true. You should trust me in all circumstances. I need to be sure I can trust you in return, but that's only fair isn't it?
Your mother and father have had sex.
>>492923085So since most cult leaders fuck their devotees, does Six Eyes conform to the pattern?What implications does this have for Julia cultist theory?
I can't believe Lord Six Eyes canonically dates and fucks Julia during and after she breaks up with Andrew
>>492923702I fully believe that if the cultists had used human blood instead of cow blood for the runes like he intended, he was going to sacrifice all the "new cultists" at that party. That's probably what happens in the preview pic where a bunch of them are dead in the demon world.
want smokes
>>492923692Disgusting
>>492923702Besides that theory being big dumb, it would me that she has a new boyfriend who treats her properly.
>>492923897You need to quit smoking, Andrew.
>>492923702He thinks (correctly) that they're a pack of retards so probably not.
>>492923897Smoking makes you impotent.
>>492924117I think there's a difference between the actual cult and the initiates we saw at that party. The two door guards seem more hardcore, thinking "they're letting just anybody in now" and the cultist in the apartment says something like "I knew I should have killed that guy when I got the chance" when his summoning isn't working at first. I think he has more dangerous followers that we haven't seen yet.
>>492923897Smoking makes your breath stink.
>>492876113BasedCute edit
>>492924007Me on the right
>>492924257great>>492924315you stink
>Ashley smokingMakes me toss ANY fanart in the garbage.
>>492924441Why do you want to be impotent?
>>492914508Fine I'll sniff yours then
>>492924536Cigarettes taste and smell awful, and cigars are for men, therefore girls shouldn't smoke.
>>492924257One of the most underrated parts of their sexual tension is Ashley having a vested interest in Andrew being able to get an erection even though she doesn't want him fucking any other woman. Was this Freudian slip specifically because of the fact she wants to fuck him, or does Andrew masturbating also make her happy?
People smoking makes me nervous. Smoking is for criminals
>>492925241Maybe Ashley is a closet cuckquean and masturbates while seething about Andrew breaking Julia with his thick potent cock.
Female smokers put me in heat. I don't even have to see her smoking, I just have to know that she's a smoker
>>492925508Tonight on:>thiu uses the hard r
>>492925694I hope your future children all have fetal alcohol syndrome
>>492925694Same.
I told my sister a joke and she said one back with a smile and holy shit she's so fucking cute I want to fuck her so hard
>>492926748That’s so cute, you should totally do it.
>>492925241Ashley is certainly physically attracted to Andrew but she is so childish she couldn't realize fucking Andrew was a real possibility until the vision. I don't think she knows how to actively pursue a romantic relationship with Andrew and it just happened by chance due to their circumstances lol
>>492926748penis in sister
>>492926748Good Anondrew. That´s the right path. Just play your cards right and be collected about it. You can´t just fuck her right now. Be patient and and slowly work yourself to a position where you can!
>>492926748I feel you on a spiritual level my brother. Sisters are fucking cute.
Post pregley
>>492926996>Be patient and and slowly work yourself to a position where you can!Like doggy, or hell even cowgirl. Just don't do reverse cowgirl, nobody turns their back on family.
>>492927371What if your sister has a sexy back?
>>492927515Completely irrelevant because my sister has a sexy everything. Except for when she drags her feet on showering, then she's only cute.
>>492921774Problem?
>>492926748>Andrew went through this thought process for his entire lifeTo deny your siscon desires is to suffer
>>492927371THAT´S NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU HORNY FUCK! The FUCKING is not as important as the CUDDELING and the SNIFFING of the sister!
>>492923692n-no
>>492927838But I already cuddle my sister. I even have a tier list for cuddling positions. Sometimes penis hard though.
>>492928005>Sometimes penis hard though.That´s funny. Did she notice it?
>>492928362I sit/lean in a way where it'd be hard to notice unless she was staring directly at my crotch. It's like puberty all over again.
>>492927953No we didn´t! You´re adopted! Thats why I sold you
If Renee was going to call the spda company regardless if Andrew wanted to stay or not, why did she wanna talk to him when he was asleep on the couch? Couldn't have she used the opportunity to call the hitman then and there and have them both killed at once?
>>492928005>>492928579You should impregnate your sister
>>492929251I fully believe she was just going to let them go before they tied her up and robbed from her/threatened her and the dad's lives.
>>492929251>call the hitman infront of the kid you want killed>she even made him sleep in the basement next to his sister's body before she phoned them in the "are you retarded" ending.
My penis during sister cuddles is like among us (white has been ejected)
>>492929551Brainrot
>>492929409That's what Andrew was thinking too before Ashley forced things. Not out of her being a good person, but out of it being a headache to do anything about it.
>>492928579I hope she finds out and is into it
>>492929251From Renee's perspective, she sent the kids off to die, heard about them supposedly dying, got the money for them dying, then saw the kids still alive somehow. She certainly didn't know about about any hitman. The reason for her inconsistency is that she had genuine trouble figuring out the next move.
When will we finally get a relase date? Please Nemlei I need these two like you couldn't believe
>>492930501
>>4929305012026 Probably
>>4929305012027 perhaps
In fact, here's the aforementioned cuddling tier-list
>>492930501When you suck my 10 inch futa cock
>>4929305012028 at the earliest
>>4929305012029 likely
>>492930501Do you really expect Nemlei to release an unfinished game before 2030?
>>492931310Do you dip your cock in ranch when it’s time to sex the Jared?
>>492931310Yes mommy tell me I’m pathetic
>>492929251Hag didn't call the hitman, she called the company who then called the hitman. Her plan was probably to at that point maybe attempt to lie and manipulate Andrew, because she had seen the insurance papers on her nightstand and knew that he knew, get them both to leave, and then call the company when they were gone.
>>492931818Do you like older women?
It's a good day to love hussies
>>492930501if you would please consult the graph
>>492932331Only sexy game devs with stinky neetpits.
>>492932520I tried to clean it up a bit
>>492932962Excellent work anon.
>>492932962ruined
>>492823264Hot>>492879761>>492880816Not
>>492933101Meanie
>>492933263Little Leyley needs domestic violence bruises as well
>>492933419Andrew has been beating women since he was 10 years old, he's a professional misogynist
>>492934121Lol, you actually did it, what an epic edit.
>>492930501honestly i think that we will see a release date of may 2025
>>492932962Nemmy. Babygirl. Why do this to us
>>492935192>Why do this to usBecause I hate ALL of you. Not for your interpretations of my work, nor for your actions and opinions in other matters. But because I am a being of pure spite
>>492935292Sounds like someone needs snuggles and kissy!!!!!
>>492931761He prefers ketchup>>492931818I´ll do it if you let me watch while you´re getting buttfucked by a another man
>>492935292NEMLEI HATES US, SHE HATES US! WAAAAAHHHHH! I´m sorry for asking how Noells piss tastes!
>>492935594I’m not sorry at all. I intend to devour the yellow snow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xnUUaFajXw
Late night /calg/ is my favorite /calg/>>492936586>>492936586>>492936586
>>492929970This is it. The "tragedy" of Andy and Leyley is that they're so fucked up from so little of a problem: Renee doesn't plan. Andy was an accident. Then they had Leyley because Andy was an easy kid. When she ignored the fact that they were involved in Nina's death, it's because it was easier that way. Even when she left them in the apartment, she gave Andrew the address of the new place, likely because lying takes more effort than telling the truth and it's not like he was even her problem anymore; he should have died. It's also visible when she lets Andrew and Ashley make dinner, even though they could've just poisoned her if they wanted to, or when her idea of separating them is "you two sleep in separate rooms" as if that'd really separate them. She's a low energy, low effort sort of person.Which is how you end up with the monsters that Andrew and Ashley are.Let's put aside some of the codependency, since that's been discussed to death. They see that one's present whims are almost all that matter, which they get from Renee, but once they kill Nina that becomes distorted because their present whims and desires are in danger (specifically when Andy points out that they'll be separated if they're caught). They also (Andrew more specifically here) pick up on the fact that words don't matter, actions do; this is not only why he has to repress his love for Ashley, but also why he's so comfortable manipulating Julia. He got dealt a shitty hand at birth and decided that he was absolutely not going to risk losing again, so he started thinking ahead and manipulating people.To put it succinctly, Renee lives solely in the present, almost tossed around by luck; Andrew had something similar but his luck was far worse far earlier than Renee's, so he learned to think ahead. Neither really gives a shit about others (even their father can't remember Anderson's name), but because Andrew is thinking about more than one situation, he can be worse.
>>492935292don't make me post THAT image of you, you spiteful bitchi mean the gape image, not anything IRL
>>492937465DO IT because I want to save it
>>492937550i was bluffing and don't actually have it saved either
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If you read this, you need to have sex with your sibling or you will die at the end of your life
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>>492937835what if I dont have siblings? I will die, wont I? I WILL DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>492940542>What if I don't have siblingsIf either of your parents is alive, you can make one. Whether that's you fucking your mother or finding some slut to sleep with your father is your call.
>>492931303Blessed
Siscon chads stay winning
>>492897413He's just taking care of Nina's friend.
>>492929251>Couldn't have she used the opportunity to call the hitmanIsn't the phone in the room Andrew was sleeping in? I suppose she could've ran away to a paid phone but she clearly didn't view them as a threat if she was yelling at Andrew to go to sleep.