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I dont like that dwarves can only make their craftable items above green rarity once and cant make any of their runes more than once
>>492791084just get the mod
>>492791150link?
>it aint me starts playing
>>492789873>Nan-Gau matriarch body
>>492791150But ive remained cheat-free for 1500 hours
>>492791214https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2853509923
>>492791003Medieval 2 Americas or the Warpath campaign. No marrying natives in either of those. For that you need Pharaoh and Achilles conquering Tausret or Rome 2 and marrying Cleopatra in Imperator Augustus which is pretty similar.
>>492789220Real Previous: >>492642040
>>492791575Honestly this isn't that useful since it's not as if you can stack rune banners anymore.3 of each banner rune is likely enough.Though, there is a mod for that too.
>>492791232Its such a shame the master engineer doesnt get a gyrocopter mount but umgi get a steam tank
>>492642040>>492642040>>492642040NEW
Of all Morathi is the only Slaaneshi character who cannot seduce people.
>>492791785I mainly just like the ability to not arbitrarily run out of runes to equip to my forces after you have more than a couple armies going
>>492790291Cause a rebellion in karak azorn, let the rebels take the settlement back, then befriend them>>492791924Who would want some delf hag?
>>492791901he
>>492791924Do DE spread slanesh corruption?
It's september already, when is the Devs Interview?!
>>492792073I think for character runes it's definitely useful.
>>492791924nice rump for an elgi
>>492792554That's not a nice rump it's flat and small
>>492792554It's a mod, Morathi is a stick in every appearance. Elffags have to cheat to make their women have any curves.
>>492791232I miss the old brimstones
>>492792915Why does she look like a bugman in that drawing? Is this the evolution of the druchi?
>>492792178I can't even get a hehe?
https://www.moddb.com/mods/silmarillion-total-war1holy shit, this is awesome, altho I wish they did it in Attila and not Med 2, it looks so incredibly dated while it released in 2024
>>492792253Only her (always) and Malus (when in high possession).
The Creative Assembly (local) is God's gift to mankind.
>>492792670>>492792915Can you show us how a fine Dwarf lady look like by any chance ?
>>492792915I think this is official art and she's got pretty big ones here.
>>492793162depictions of how elves look varies from piece to piece but in general they're supposed to be humanoid but markedly inhumanartists are just lazy over time and tone it down to make their jobs easier and most of the differences weren't apparent on the model detail scale anyway
>>492793980Wtf is wrong w her skin why is it so ashy and dry
>>492794201She hasn't had a chance to shower since Malekith kicked her out of Ghrond.
Imagine being baby Malekith drinking your elven milk. now imagine being grown Malekith still drinking your elgi milk
Knights of Bretonnia!
>>492794627>>492794002>>492793980>>492792915i really like morathis design. shes one of the most powerful and conniving characters in the setting but she looks rather plain (for an elf). its neat to see from time to time instead of everything getting bigger as the character gets more powerful. she could pass for a random elgi servant girl and also somehow fits well with all the females in the setting seething about her
>>492796307>shes one of the most powerful and conniving characters in the settingAnd yet she gets mogged by her own son in every single loredump.
I hate that slaanesh is the only chaos god that is forced to cope with "acktually slaaneshi demons have transcended human concepts of aesthetics and turned into lobster freaks because they were already bored of being normally attractive." they don't pull this shit with the other chaos gods. imagine a champion of khorne who transcended regular anger and looped around to acting friendly all the time, or a nurgle demon who decayed so much he's just a pile of dirt. even if you want to claim that those are loreful it obviously isn't their primary depiction because it's fucking lame.
>>492796569shes the power behind the throne. elves are jews and shes a typical turbo jewess, cucking both her husband and her son
>>492796307I think that's mostly down how she's drawn or presented.Supposedly if we go by writing she's suppose to be the second most beautiful woman in the world (after non granny Hellebron)Though obviously if you "look" too deeply you see all the corruption seeping out and that's inherently repulsive.
>>492796780i meant plain in character design like armor and stuff. i know shes a hottie but thats not the same thingi remember watching a trailer for that warhammer MMO and not even realizing the random stripper elf fighting in it was morathi until much later
>>492796971Ha, I see.I think the most unique thing is her big crown.
>>492796780its funny how many of the female characters hold the title of most beautiful woman in the world simultaneouslygw not exactly a font of creativity
>>492797312>in a setting with magic its a surprise that as soon as they can every female uses it to look better and is obsessed with looking better than everyone other femaleits even official lore in settings like the witcher lel
>>492797312I'm pretty sure the only 3 that have this said about them is Morathi, Alarielle and Hellebron.
>>492797623and morathi vs morathi beauty is a plot detail
>>492796764The slaanesh aesthetics are just representative of their nature. Daemonettes and Keepers of Secrets change their forms based off who is looking at them and the beasts are just beasts.Slaanesh daemons aren't supposed to look sexy, they are supposed to look depraved and perverted because that's their true nature and it would be impossible to have them changing forms.Kind of like how beastmen are supposed to be hybrids of all animals, but all we see is raroos.
>>492797623and the fay enchantress and lucrezzia belladonna with at least a few others that aren't at the forefront of my mind
>>492797929
Tomb kings>send out agents and declare war on roaming armies with books of Nagash>when you reach rank 5 base recruitment for lords, recruit and dismiss them to stack jars>send ptras necrotect as followers of nagash to nagashizzarDark elves>send slaves to one province only until it maxes out>build hero capacity buildings in settlements, generic unit buildings in black arks>corsairs are not for line holding nor dedicated ranged troopsSkaven>abandon and recolonize your starting settlement when you get enough food to do it at a high tier>spread undercities as soon as possible, to lands you know you won't touch for a whileI just started playing lizardmen. Any similiar tips to makr my game go smoother / not fucked mid game. Can't find much on the geomatic web
>>492797993they are all magic and they all use magic to look like stacys except maybe morathi, i cant remember
>>492797993Also Neferata.Lucrezzia Til*an though, so she loses by default.It's probablyHellebron > Morathi > Alarielle > Fay (with her feet out) > Neferata
After finishing this campaign, I can confidently say it sucks. They still haven't given markus the ability to unlock the tier 3 gunner building allowing more witch hunter slots, and he can't get elector count state troops
>>492798565>Hellebronget the fuck off the internet Hel' and go back to collecting blood
>>492796764What you see them as is not what they'd appear as if they were trying to beguile you.Technically speaking, all models and representations of daemonettes and such are them about to slit your throat and open your entrails. Not trying to seduce you, necessarily.
>>492798752i like the generic hunter lord more than wulfharts. his ability to just give any and all units vanguard deployment is lazy and not fun. with generic hunter lords you get to build a special forces woods force and actually make use of those dumb archers and stuff
>>492798763Hellebron is 100% the prettiest girl to ever live.That's why Morathi seethes eternally at her.
>>492799028shes got liver spots bro and you seethe lore is backwards
>>492798306geomantic web is shit and useless just ignore itI don't know of any specific funny strats for lizardmen but I can only assume their progression is less ass after their building chains got shuffled a little last patchhaven't played them myself though but you would have to consciously make it worse than it was
>>492799216It's okay, she can get better with just a few dead people.
>>492798752it was better before 3 because now you have a dozen human butt buddies that can have your back instead of proper inna jungle survivingYuan Bo and the Bret make you safer but also just get in the way of your expansion
Total War has missed a huge opportunity by not adding big bootied goblin bitches to the game.
>>492789873Built for bellypunching until the blunt trauma radiating in through her tummy and towards her womb activates her body's evolved danger response and forces her to ovulate
>>492797929you can look depraved and perverted and sexy at the same time. chaos is interesting because it shows evil in a human context even though it's run by demons. khorne is angry in a way humans recognize as anger. nurgle is gross and shitty in a way humans recognize as gross and shitty, and tzeench schemes in ways that humans can almost understand and then get fucked by. slaanesh is the only one that gets the "well they're demons do they don't have to fit human expectations" shit.>>492798812that's just cope. a nurgle monster looks like some disgusting puke creature because that fits his theme and looks cool. ugly ass lobster goats don't look cool or have any reasonable connection to the theme of degenerate coomers.
the real reason beastmen want to tear down civilization is that all the beastdoes only went for human men but the anti hmofa establishment doesn't want you to know this
>>492793980Which mod is this
what's the point of huntsman anywaythey have anti-large but no armour piercing so they kind of just suck at shooting most large units which are armoured anyway
>>492798054idk man they still look more creepy than sexy to me
>>492799907Roster bloat. Any Empire player is going to be blasting monsters with HANDGUNNERS! or their artillery options
>>492799748it's not just cooming, it's the pursuit of perfection and impossible heights of experiencebut those do often go along with looking attractive
>>492799907Empire has a retardedly large roster on the tabletop and as a result they have a retardedly large roster in-game.Imagine if Space Marines, IG, Sisters of Battle, and Mechanicus were all one faction. Not subfactions, one single faction. You'd hold up a guardsman and ask "what's the point of this when I have tactical marines?", not realizing that you are taking something that might work in-context both in lore and on the tabletop and shoving it into a different context where it doesn't belong.
>>492800023those bodies are ridiculous and you are insane
>>492799748>ugly ass lobster goats don't look cool or have any reasonable connection to the theme of degenerate coomers.Slaanesh theme is not "degenerate cooming" or even "degeneracy" necessarily.It's excess. That's the entire point. The cultists yell it out even, excess in all things.
>>492800042>tfw greatcannons snipe a flying-on-dragonback lord from a melee facefucker faction out of the sky before he gets within a hundred yardsunparalleled
the germans are forcing their way through the arden, hopefully maginot line can be retaken quickly
>>492800290>Skaven are the FrenchThat tracks.
>>492800273I don't know of many slaanesh cultists who seek to be excessively ugly
>>492800247>those bodies are ridiculousYeah they are and that's why I(obligatory NTA btw) don't find them hot. But that's probably because I don't have Slaaneshi corruption. Presumably the whole point is if you're normal you don't find crab claws and one-male-breast-one-female-titty chests attractive, but eventually you're so far gone that distorted monster mouths with sharp teeth and ayylmao eyes look appealing.
>>492798306Play a dlc lord rather than a free one, preferably Tehenuian. His sacrifice pyramid is easy to progress through and has some nice bonuses.The base game/flc lords suck except for Gor-Rok (and he is only good because he starts with LH Lord Kroak, but that's just an early game buff since all of their LLs get him eventually)Geomantic web is only decent in the late game and even then not really noticeable. Just construct the geomantic web pylon in your major settlements and with enough of them going your commandments will be stronger.
>>492797929And yet they have events about having sex? Okay, TCA shill. They just are too lazy to make assets that are appealing.
>>492800598not finding above average female form attractive is a sign of slaanesh corruption
>>492799907Ill conceived DLC themeing to just an Empire faction in Lustria.Huntsmarshal would have been better as a hero.
these plagues are totally shutting me downwhat am i supposed to do about them?
>>492796764It's just the old school satantic cults moral panic thing - nobody who freaked out about those cults ever found anything about hypothetical devil worship particularly tempting - the followers always were shitty people who made stupid choices and got screwed by their dark masters in the end. like 99% of chaos shit in the warhammer world just fucks you over and gives you nothing in return, they just exist as something a Right Thinking Person can sneer at without actually giving up anything by refusing to hail one of the not-satansslaanesh is the one chaos god that seems to have the most straightforward, understandable appeal of weird sex and parties and drugs so it has to be the one thats most bullshit in refusing to actually deliver these things to you. yet again the satan cult thing is how degenerate devil rock music and d&d couldn't just be about offering fun times, it had to actually be about subliminal messages to trick people into murdering babies or some dumb shit like that. because if the followers of slaanesh actually got to fuck hot nasty elf demons then you'd feel like being a devout Sigmarite might make you a bit of a fucking square or something
>>492800598What's really funny is since Slaanesh is supposed to be the peak of excess and Chaos is a primal force impacted by the psyche of the living, the implication is that in the Warhammer Fantasy universe, deep inside the primal subconscious of living beings is a lust for crab hands and if you remove enough inhibitions that's where everyone eventually reachesIts like that crab evolution thing but sexual. Eventually everyone lusts for crabs
>>492796764Anger isn't subjective but fetishes and sexuality is.
Wait beastmen campaigns actually start with a beastman yelling "BEASTMAN RAROO!"what the fuck
>>492799907On tabletop they were just archers that could just be dropped onto the map after the battle had begun, sort of like vanguard deploymentCA was too incompetent or too afraid to recreate this in game so they tried to make compromises like making huntsmen have token anti-large/fire while moving and dwarf miners just became shitty fodder with vanguard deployment
>>492801275what is sexually attractive to most humans has actually been incredibly universal and consistent for most of human history
>>492801715>>>/d/ would disagree and that's what Slaanesh represents. No longer giving a fuck.
>>492801561Did you think it was a joke?Raroo
>>492800489Some of these niggas are pretty ugly.
>>492796764>A Lord Of Change who has gone so far in schemes he's reached Tzeentchian post-modernist irony nirvana and now just always tells the straightforward truth>Nobody ever believes him because he starts all interactions by explaining that, in the spirit of good faith, he's compelled to reveal that he is a daemon of the Great Conspirator>Ends up managing to succeed anyway because his opponents get so psyched out trying to work out what his real secret plot must be that they completely ignore, for example, 800 pink horrors simply walking into their city through the main entranceSounds kind of fun tbqh
>>492801812I don't know what came first the line or the meme
>>492801792I don't give a fuck what fringe coomers think is attractive, slaanesh is an amalgamation of the desires of the whole
>>492802262And the whole includes the fringe.Your problem is you are trying to imagine coomer Heaven when Slaanesh is the Chaos God of torture, futa, ugly bastard, and every other tag in the book. All those together make a mess, and Slaanesh is that mess.
>>492802262Slaanesh is excess, not desire.It's not about finding something attractive or desirable. It's about pursuing desire until you cross over into inhuman desire.
>>492802382the fringe is a small minority, meaning that the daemons would tend towards the preferences of the majorityhow's that not a concept that you immediately understand
>>492802121>"I'm gonna attack you from the east tomorrow at two in the afternoon">"GUARD CAPTAIN, ORDER YOUR MEN TO CEASE REINFORCING OUR EASTERN FLANK AND CONCENTRATE ON BUILDING UP OUR DEFENSES IN THE WEST. HAVE THE TROOPS STAND GUARD ALL NIGHT FOR THAT IS WHEN THE SNEAK ATTACK WILL SURELY COME">Next day when 2 PM hits everyone is fucking exhausted from lack of sleep and the east flank is completely open
>>492802545Too bad you're wrong.
>>492802453"born of mortal inspiration and desire"
>>492802121>>492802552>sitting down for negotiations>tzeentch demon tells the other guy one of the two drinks is poisoned>'which one'>'the cup on your left'>guy reaches for cup on his left thinking that its a lie and it will be the non-poisoned one'>drinks poison he was warned about and dies
>>492802597well, if you're just going to give up, feel free
>>492802545The point is the Slaanesh wants you at the fringe. It wants you to in fact redefine the fringe and then keep redefining it until you hate yourself for it but you keep doing it and loving it anyway.Again, excess.>>492802741All chaos gods are born of base emotions but then taken to their horrible extremeles. Khorne isn't just mindless bloodlust but rather pursuit of battle and war. For Tzeentch isn't just a crazy schizo plotter but something who seeks knowledge. And Nurgle is not just a god of decay but also rebirth.
>>492802898no uWe've explained to you why you are wrong, you think this is some argument you can win by stating your position on the matter, but your position is irrelevant because GW makes these decisions not you. Or us, for that matter. So either enjoy being laughed at going forward, or go be an autist somewhere else.
>First day of the ninth month of the two thousand and twenty-fourth Year Of Our Lord>Vampire Coast still can't replenish at sea:)
>>492803279Shouldn't you be able to if you control an ocean 'province' outright?
>>492803098>>492802982GW has literally explained that the chaos gods are slaves to the emotions that fuel them, they were born and shaped by those same emotions, and that those are the emotions experienced by all mortalsthey feed off of those emotions and seek to elicit more of what sustains them, their appearance is determined by those emotions, and therefore their form is dictated by the feelings of the masses
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>>492789873https://youtu.be/3B4cKvNW5NMschematics from Nan-Gau!
>>492803279how would they get the corpses off the bottom of the seaactually, how do they supposedly get undead from the sea at all, wouldn't all the bodies just disintegrate or be eaten by fish
>retards arguing about imaginary beings like some dragon ball power ranking autiststruly it is the end times
>>492803658Now switch them both to melee so a pack of cute chink girls with soft nubile ranged-unit bodies getting decimated by a group of big strong flabby ugly men
>>492803835>how would they get the corpses off the bottom of the seaDiving bells aren't hard to construct, particularly if air isn't a problem.
>>492803880Do you care about anything, anon?
>>492804048Part of not being autistic is knowing when to pick your battles. When GW decides to base Slaanesh on Hellraiser, that's no longer up for debate.You might as well start arguing that Khorne shouldn't be a retarded bloodthirsty rage monkey because "GW said he's supposed to be honorable :("Chaos Gods are evil. End of story.
>>492803605Yes but the issue is that due to the nature of chaos, they always tend towards negative extremes, even if they begin with positive or neutral emotions.You don't start your journey down the Slaanesh rabbit hole by going straight into the snuff orgies and daemon birthing. It starts with something as simple as accepting a pair of thigh high bootsYes I'm referencing the Miao mod, it's fitting to the argument.
>>492804209What?
>>492804048video games
I want more units like thunderbarges and landships, those are so fucking coolI wish there were more "a bunch of guys in the vehicle shoots out" things in generalSome, like the vampcoast shit comes to mind, but the damage dealt by the """crew""" is so pitiful by comparison to landships etc
>>492801702Dwarf miners can be deployed like that now with the deep buildings.
>>492804486I'd like Bretonnia to get something like that. Giant castle powered by ZEE LADY and peasants.
What the fuck, since when did they get rid of Chaos as an endgame crisis? I didnt even notice because the moment the option to choose came out I've had WAAAGH/Vermintide/Zombies toggled on and never touched itKind of missing Archaon pulling up out of the north with eight stacks of chaosmanii now
>>492804795cringe
>>492800273that's just the cope they use for censorship. slaanesh is easy to understand because you can see slaaneshi corruption everywhere in real life. all of those drug addicts that ruin their lives to get high again? slaanesh. all of those celebrities who keep getting implicated in child sex trafficking? slaanesh. when you realize that your porn is disgusting only after you cum? slaanesh.>>492801792/d/ is absolutely slaanesh. it has chicks with dicks, chicks with impossible huge tits, chicks with 3 tits, chicks with mouths for pussies, chicks with pussies for mouths, chicks with magic bimbofication tattoos, and chicks with living clothes that rape them. what doesn't it have? chicks with fucking alien faces and lobster claws.>>492803098the point is that gw wrote the lore wrong on purpose, not as a joke, but so they could make the game pg-13 so little timmy could spend his mom's money on it.
>>492804927They keep saying they're holding it back until they get it just rightI assume they're waiting for all the monogods to get their DLC or waiting for that End Times DLC if it's real so they can have every chaos faction operating at peak dickbag levels
Are beastmemes Slaanesh?
>>492804323but they will still retain visual traits that remain attractive to the average person whom envies that paththat of khorne will appear powerful in battlethat of nurgle will appear unbothered by sufferingthat of tzeentch will appear esoteric in knowledgethat of slaanesh should appear desirable in formthese are true of all of the chaos units EXCEPT slaanesh
>>492805159No, they're just vanilla chaos.Although they can have individual beastmen that are marked and promised to a particular god.
>>492804795i thought there was a floating castle in setting
time for some dark lands kino
>>492805064>that's just the cope they use for censorship. slaanesh is easy to understand because you can see slaaneshi corruption everywhere in real life. all of those drug addicts that ruin their lives to get high again? slaanesh. all of those celebrities who keep getting implicated in child sex trafficking? slaanesh. when you realize that your porn is disgusting only after you cum? slaanesh.You just made my argument for me. All you just said lends support for the fact that Slaanesh is the chaos god of excess and thus a daemonette's true form isn't going to be beautiful necessarily.>>492805217And Slaanesh units aren't completely ugly. They have monstrous aspects, but they retain some appealing traits. Ask monstergirlfags. A crab claw hand ain't a deal breaker.
people always shit talk beastmemes or lustriaand so I've started a beastmemes campaign and moved to lustriaI'm sure it'll be fine
>>492805456>willingly joining the Lustrabowl
>>492805159Beastmen are products of big C chaos, they inherently seek to do everything that empowers the gods.They slaughter, they spread filth and disease, they often work through cunning an deceit, and they always attempt to bring their dark triumphs to greater heights.They are ever neglected by the gods, the chaos gods knowing that they need expend no effort to maintain their devotion, but a small number of beastmen will dedicate themselves to a specific god and some will even earn favor.
>>492804026>why don't you put your ranged units in melee???smartest ogrefag right here...
>>492805396they fucking absolutely are completely revolting, nobody who isn't already in the fringe finds daemonettes as they are in TWWH attractive at all
>>492806162I don't find them attractive overall, but they do definitely have attractive *aspects* to them. Just all the Sharpness ruins it.But I guess if you're enough of a pervert...
>>492806162>nobody who isn't already in the fringe finds daemonettes as they are in TWWH attractive at allThat's the point. Daemonettes only show their true self once you are on the fringe. Before that they beguile and mask themselves to appear beautiful. Their true self is monstrous and representative of excess, but they mask it. Just like how you are drawn into that excess by having things that are more traditionally appealing dangled in front of you, or how you're drawn into obsession to the point of evil by appealing to tamer and perhaps even positive desires.
>>492805804it's the most diverse area, plenty of unique blood to spill
>>492805396if a demonette is a demon of excess horny she should look like someone skyrim character with way too many porn mods installed, not an alien from a crustacean planet. the kind of thing you think is super hot when you are horny but disgusting when you aren't.
>>492806528The thing is that you're on basic bitch level (no offense) of "super hot when you are horny but disgusting when you aren't."You are defining that as "coom mods you find disgusting after cooming" and that's fair, but what you find disgusting after cooming (and only after cooming) is so far removed from what you WILL find disgusting after cooming once Slaanesh is done with you that it's not even funnyAnd again it's important to note that daemonettes only look like this in truth. While trying to beguile you they won't appear as their true selves.
my eyes keep watering broswhy are they like thisI can't go on like this
>>492806441no, it's not the point, see>>492805217CA was just terrified of giving slaaneshi daemons any attractive features at alljust about the only passable part of a daemonette in TWWH is a small part of their thighs
>>492806441>Their true self is monstrous and representative of excesslike massive tits with lipples, a pussy with a tongue coming out of it, and a giant futa cock. that's what someone who watched so much porn he can't get off to normal shit is looking at, not bitches with fucked up faces and lobster claws.
>>492806825like I said this is just cope that no other chaos god is subjected to. corn doesn't have super chaos anger that regular humans can't recognize as anger. he just has regular anger, because the whole point of chaos gods is that they're supposed to show darkness that's relatable to the human condition.
>corn doesn't have super chaos anger that regular humans can't recognize as anger
>>492806886There's quite a few models in WH3 that are attractive and WH2 has the delves including the supreme sorceressesNever mind the descriptions and events for Slaanesh.CA isn't afraid of sex. That isn't the reason. Daemonettes look like this in the tabletop too.>>492807127You're wrong though. Khorne has plenty of examples of people that fell due to things like searching for honorable combat but getting to deep into the violence. Tzeentch also, just about every Tzeentch story of corruption starts with seeking knowledge but going too far.Nurgle's the only good that corrupts from a point of evil to begin with, often subjecting his victims to despair and offering "salvation", which fits the cyclical nature of his domain as a chaos god.
>CA isn't afraid of sexI'm starting to suspect
>>492791859only the engineer lord gets a steam tank mount. the heroes dont. there isnt a dawi engineer lord except for malakai and he gets an airship
>>492805390Disgusting.
i want my delf version of dwarves bros
>>492807616half the reason TT daemonettes look as bad as they do is because they're shitty little plastic models and they still don't look nearly as bad as they do in TWWHand I'll also point out that CA has consistently made their female models(including the ones that are supposed to look attractive) look worse than models from 18 years ago
>>492808307You have them, they're called chaos dwarfs.
>>492807873its fun i promise
>>492808451delves arent chaos aligned retard
>>492808309Witch elves look dreadful yea. Probably CA's worst take after damsels.But you still have supreme sorceresses, sisters of slaughter (bald aside), all of the welf roster as well.
>>492807616>Khorne has plenty of examples of people that fell due to things like searching for honorable combat but getting to deep into the violence.those guys aren't his basic unit models that you see in every army though.
Bros who the FUCK is that sailing towards me
>>492808902I'll hear nothing of wood elves when CA WON'T EVEN REPLICATE THE ART THEY PUT IN THE GAME
>>492809242me
>>492809242>"Whom amongst you is in command here?">60 different voices start talking
>>492809243BladesingersRedhead elf waifu.
>>492808668>delves arent chaos aligned retardWhose LL spreads Chaos Corruption ever since TWW2?
>>492809404no
>>492809775i want to smell her pits
>>492809775I want to RA her until she ROOs
>>492809775>meanwhile in 2008
>>492809775I wanna pounce her in a dark alley and just shove myself into her
>>492811447Sir this is a blue board, no porn allowed!
is total war the video game series that would benefit most from advancements in artificial intelligence?I'm pretty sure the majority of everyone's problems with total war are caused by shit AI
>>492812839Generative AI isn't actually intelligent. It just passes various Chinese Room tests.
>>492791003I'm going to miss brasil.
>>492814161whywhat's gonna happen to brazil
>>492812839CA makes sure to retard the AI otherwise players will feel they have small pp and not play and buy dlc
>>492814161Can Musk beef with India and get that cuntry removed too. Fuck
>>492811770The world will know the secret love between Kerillian and eighty seven rats
>>492788085its not accurate so called mr 'archeologist'it assume constant level and constant decay of C-14 and completely do not take under consideration local environmental changes like are you for real? where you get your diploma? in turkish kebab stall?
>>492796307Her design for TWW seem to be based on her 7th edition art more than anything.
>>492798306>send ptras necrotect as followers of nagash to nagashizzarIsn't the city full of rats ?>send slaves to one province only until it maxes outSlaves are no more a Province to Province thing.Now it's a faction wide ressource.
>>492798752> he can't get elector count state troopsReally ? I remember event like "will you back the Elector of Ostland or Wissenland, both want your ships to send cargo to them".Don't you get specific elector state unit by backing them ?
>>492801561>>492802214"Beastmen RAA-ROO" is the sound you get along some faction notification pop-up (and you get them often).personally i like the little night gobbo enthusiastically whispering unintelligible[ things to his Orc Boss/spoiler]
Sfincione, Caprese, Polenta
>>492799258Alright, thanks>>492800801Yea, I'm playing Gor-Rok atm. Really wanted a tanky dude and I heard good things about Kroak and he really dies slap>>492821439Sorry, I'm playing the finished TW warhammer 2 game. Probbably should've mentioned it
>>492809775The cup size Sqvire surrendered his virginity too
fellas?
>>492824435Unwinnable. Laborers too motivated
>>492824435lovin this nice green Elf map in the middle of Chorf territory, nicely done CA
>>492799907Huntsman General should get in his skill tree an option to remove his bow (loosing the abilities linked to it) and get a long range handgun instead.
Does Slaanesh still have any kind of uniqueness ?>WoC and (2) Delves spread Slaanesh corruption>WoC and Daemon Prince faction have acces to Slaanesh roster>WoC have acces to Seduction and Vassals>Other mono-god can build cult now with Heroes
>>492825081Slaanesh in general seems like the shittest jobber demon faction>Oh no, a late-game Slaanesh doomstack! Look at all that light infantry, light cav and armored guys with no biteThey really shouldn't have been made to wait last for their DLC
>Black Arks>Shared core mechanic to every single Druchi campaign>One(1) boring fucking map>Every single fucking timeWabba wabba bing bong bang! Smol Indiana firmirno?
>>492824435>ungrim>only 2 slayer units
My issue with Slaanesh is how one-dimensional they are. They're almost as bad as Beastmen. Every single battle is "try to get a good rushdown bumfuck charge on them because you have good speed." Their spells are neat at least. Honestly Khorne is kind of like this too. After the first 25 seconds of jostling for the best mosh pit spots you just kinda let the battle play itself.Really reduces them to NPC factions for me honestly. Like I can have fun playing them for 25 turns for flavor but after that I need a faction with some adaptability if I'm going to do an actual IE campaign. Empire, rats, dorfs, greenskins, etc.
Will they add marked Aspiring Champions one day or will they be way too OP ?
>>492827310>Will CA give up on potential $$$ if it risks powercreep?
Why are chaos faction so much more fun to play than order?
>>492801062transfer them to the healthy lord and hope you don't spread the plague further preferably by building anti plague buildings
>>492827491>Why is going MURDERSMASHKILL on everyone like an unleashed rape hurricane more entertaining than trying to larp as a diplomat and make friends in a game where diplomacy sucks dick
>Stare at faction select screen for 15 minutes like I'm reading a menu at a restaurant>Click everything, check unit rosters, etc>End up doing another vcoast campaign
>>492827310Nah, they're strictly an Undivided thingI don't think they'll ever even get rid of the arbitrary restriction on the weapon options of marked Chaos warriors and chosen
>>492791003Literally me and my brown wife.
Damn, is Tamurkhan's start really this brutal? I've been fighting non stop without chance to get some replenishment going.
>>492829061>without chance to get some replenishment going.Just shit in your pants and you'll get troops back
>>492829061yes and noif you REALLY want an easy Tamurkhan campaignbetray chaos and take all the north before the ordertide sees you(ai will typically see you as soon as you step on their land, one of their heroes wander onto your land, or you ally with an ai)
>>492829061just coof on yourself for replenishment or get the chieftan that insta replenishes if you're having issuesyou can also try playing more battles manually but this is considered cheating
>>492809243ah what we could have had if not for the influence of Gr*ce and her ilk
>>492829770wot yew meen? WE 'AD DA FOINEST 'RITISH ROSES FACE SCANNED FA DA BRETTONIAN DAMSELS!
>>492821671i dont think anon knows only karl gets them nowyou used to get them as everyone just by holding the lands of said elector counts
>>492829945gelt can get them through research without taking those lands or even being in the empire
>>492827491diplomacy is non functional and the ai values settlements so much that if some cunt snipes a settlement in a province you wanted you need a mod to be able to buy the settlement
>>492830059he will not get anything by holding the lands like he used to same with volkmar but they used to before they were given their own campaigns instead of being shitty versions of karl
>>492829525>going northI want to kill Grimgor.
>>492830614you asked for an easy tamurkhan run and I gave it to youmy work is DONE
Is it me or is Three Kingdoms the hardest TW game? 120 turns in and nowhere near winning.
>>492828261>they're strictly an Undivided thingThey even shouldn't be a unit to start with.But they are here so i don't see why you can't upgrade your marked chosen.
what is this shitty opi will murder every single retard in this general
>>492829945>i dont think anon knows only karl gets them nowlolPlaying Volkmar right now.Each book of Nagash in possession unlock some of them (+runefangs swords).
>>492831873I am currently in a relenationship
>Slaanesh is due to have at least 3 characters (LL / free LL / LH).>Only 2 named Slaanesh characters leftWill CA do another "Cylostra" or are there more obscure characters somewhere ?
>>492831894i worded it badly i meant you only get them through holding the lands as karl
I love Slaanesh
>>492832547>Dechala LL>Masque FLC>Styrkaar the Whoever LHThey can make it work but there's not a whole lot to use
>>492803279there's a mod for that
i find myself in the mood for some hoplite actioni know i will regret playing this piece of shit but i will do so against my better judgement
>>492832547people only care about boobsnakes and dechala
>>492834008>16 gbthose were the days
Volkmar cut me off from the rest of the desert as Repanse and he's not taking a military access dealDo I just fight him now?
>>492834260its actually 31 but the download is much smaller
STOP SHOWING ME A PHAROAH AD EVERYTIME I OPEN THE LAUNCHER FOR SHOGUN 2 YOU WHORES
>>492793382>they did it in Attilayou need to teleport and bring them tools and skills needed to edit map for that
WEARETHEPIRATE KING
>>492824228Should have gone for an Asur
i hate generic lords, how do i confederate the other chorf LLS as soon as possible? last time i tried i managed to confederate one of them only by turn 90
Give me this setting for Total War.
MARK THIS DAY IN THE BOOK!
>>492836023you just need to expand faster so you get more influence from towers and have more provinces of slaves to sacrifice for influence to zoom up the tower of zharr
>>492836023defeated lords confederation mod and kill them yourself
Trains
>>492836114Sure, unit size to the smallest possible and set rhaphics settings ot low or medium
>>492836130>you just need to do the most obvious and simple thing?????im asking for ways to cheese iteven if i focus ONLY on farming influence using this way it will still take 70 turns
>>4928021213k(2010) have similar moments
>>492802121>dare person that he would get a reward if he remained sane for 3 days>do nothing>person goes crazy anyway out of fear and anxiety>make bet over who can torment this artist who gets vivid images from nightmares more>competition sends terrible nightmares>do nothing when it's your turn>artist goes crazy because he thinks his patron abandoned him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6PxRwgjzZw
is 3k is a history game why does it have high morale chinks?checkm8
Can the Tzeentch factions break all your military and defensive alliances in the same turn? Because all my military alliances dissolved in the same turn and all of them are still friendly; not friendly enough to re-enter the alliance, but still in the green triple digits.
>>492836669They got raped therefore their chink genes are happy. Raped races receive very big morale increases when you rape them.
Anoyone playan this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9vQimMK1u8
>>492836343playing chorfs IS cheesing the gameif you play their battles well you expand and progress faster than any other faction in the game because the only bar to your progress is ore and slaves which you can actively acquire while everyone else has to wait for growth at a set rate they have little to no control over besides building inefficient growth buildings that only barely speed up how long it takes to get to T5chorfs can literally either spend influence to conquer at T5 or simply spend the gold, ore, and slaves to brute force a T5 with all desired buildings up on the same turn starting with a T1 to cheap out on influence which makes previous skaven cheese strats look like a joke
>>492836669they have only high morale compared to other chinks
>>492836985some of them are unbreakableshut the fuck up
>>492837031they are just unbreakable by other chinksi bet you could break them
>>492837031It's an evolutionary advantage. If their anuses were breakable, it would mean an end to their rape. A fate worse than death.
grace was right about you
>>492837281I'm afraid I will never be as racist and sexist as she believes I am and I'll have to carry that weight with me for the rest of my life
I desire Miao Ying carnally
>>492827310>>492828261>>492831751Marked Aspiring Champions seem to be a RoR thing.The only one we got so far is the Tzentch one from Champions of Chaos DLC.
>>492835909Post the real version.
>>492837907
>>492838040Holy based, will Quest for this fair Lady!
Post your LEAST favorite WH3 faction!And design your ideal waifu OC for that faction (if it has no females lorewise like liggers or orcs design a battle bro or pet monster)
>>492838127I find VCoast the least interesting, don't hate them per se. I think Luthor Harkon is based, so Luthor's big booba twin sister that is also a schizo and dual wields pistols spamming them like Saltzpyre from Vermintide.
>>492838127Ogres.A "waifu" Ogre ? I guess she coock well.
this was spicy with no armamentscds are strong baseline
>>492838542hobgoblin archers are so stupidly good
>Play Dwarves>Assign ai to Thunderbarges>Airships all die>Woah, these things are archer pin cushions>Later find out Airships all kill themselves cause they're using an active ability that causes self-harm>AI think's it's good cause speed boost >No cheats to disable this ability or remove self-damage
>>492838127Daemons of Chaos..I guess female Daniel, undvided theme wearing chaos warrior esque top that covers her breasts leaving six pack on display along with wearing a spiked collar, Valkia style warrior tassett skirt and leg armor, that snapping mouth tail. Oh and holding a big two handed mace and sporting a long tongue.
these guys fr*ck
>>492838127Kislev.Female Tzar guard with viking "mohawk" and bardiche.
>>492839601it was clearly a dumb "dood wouldn't it be so cool and interesting if the button did this" idea in the design meetingcould have just been a speed up button with a limited duration and a cooldown like with every other fucking ability in the game but giving it a DoT in return for being a toggle was probably made purely to add an extra line of text onto that building Malakai has that lowers the damage for his special thunderbarge to pad out the effects list
>>492838127>And design your ideal waifu OC for that faction (if it has no females lorewise like liggers or orcs design a battle bro or pet monster)Gross breeder hands typed this post. No /twg/, you'll won't tempt me again this time
>>492840250Faggots weren't invited to reply because you're not human.
Saddest piece of lore?
>>492840616
>>492840616Sqvire only got to have 30 children with his 3 elven mistresses
>>492840616I honestly think nurgle and isha are a sad instead of scary story. He really does admire her abilities, after all.
>>492840748Non, he only bangs the schizo and the cone, you must be confusing him with another squire.>>492840867Isn't that 40K? Or is there something I missed in fantasy?
>>492841050no I mean they're both the same kind of god except you know
>>492840748Sau Sau has taught him well
>>492840748cute but not possible
>>492840616End Times series,and if there were no end times, then Storm of Chaos
>>492841358Yeah. It's impossible for him to have fewer than 100 kids across all his mistresses.
>>492840616>Saddest piece of lore?Lizardmen can't sexually reproduce
GIVE ME YOUR SLANN GOLDI WILL STAB YOUR THROAT
>>492841256So Isha blesses Ulthuan, gives everyone explosive diarrhea and designated shitting streets emerge.
>>492841496Saar, do not redeem the Vortex!
>>492840616Franz has a tomboy childhood friend wife and two lovely children but he can barely spend any time with them because he has to do his duty as Emperor
>>492840616Beastmen job in their own armybook
its up
>>492840616>g-gobbla ?!
Is it just me or is Numidia kind of crap in Rome 1 Total War?>Terrible unit roaster with the most basic Skirmisher, Slingers and Archers. Their famous skirmish cavalry has so small ammo count that they can only kill a third of a unit before being out of ammo. Their elite unit as the Numidian Legionary with combat stats equal to a Principes but they take 2 turns to build and need a tier 4 barracks like a fucking Praetorian Cohort.>Same building list as Carthage expect some advanced buildings like tier 5 temples and any ports above the first tier are missing.>Starts out close to the Romans and Egyptians so quickly ends up in war with the strongest factions.
>>492841920>dwarves
I can do twelve consecutive pull ups, what faction should I play?
>>492842298sparta
>>492842298
>>492842298Lorenzo Lupo the most /twg/ character to exist
legend is a closeted chud and that is why he has my undying loyalty.
>>492841909kek typical reallyat least they have a cool trailervalkia jobs in her own trailer
>unit is mimune to psychology>flee
>>492842040yepmany factions are just enemy mooks and have no deep>macedonia with 4 phalanx units, 4 shock cav units, 1 foot archer and 1 javeliner
>>492843837that's how i felt getting grombrindal's defeat traitso many dwarf units are unbreakable or immune to psychology, or at the very least have really high base leadershipwhat a waste
>get first province secured>neighbour faction declares war almost automatically>as you are on the cusp of beating said faction, the hostile faction furthest from your armies declare war and immediately razes/sacks/occupies your capitalevery fucking time with this shitass AI. it hasn't been this bad since Shogun 2
>>492838127Tzeetnch.A four armed sorceress with wings. Also tzeetnch demon eyes randomly on body.
>>492845830The game director told us we wouldn't like good AI though
>>492845830what game? what faction?what difficulty?
Is Volound an intellectual?
When are they going to add 3K style diplomacy to the game?
I NEED MORE SLAVESPLEASEWHOS GONNA WORK ON THE HECKIN FACTORINOdamn is this what rich people feel all the time?
>>492847661he is scotish, they are all fucking inbreed retards
>>492845830>razes/sacks/occupies your capitali dont think this has happened to me a single time ever in any total war game to this dayskill issue
>>492845830skill issue
paypigging for CA again
>>492848086Why don't you use something like cheap cd keys. You will get those dlc much cheaper.
>>492848086>Eight PrincesWhat the fuck were they thinking?
>>492845830but it's not a problem when player does it to AI huh?
Are cheevos bugged? Got this turn 10ish something while only doing one siege.
>>492848165I did fortunately, 30 for pic rel
>>492847661makes you think...
>>492848339well I didn't
>>492848504this confirms the dead internet theory
>>492848171>>492848171>thinkingI think you overestimate them
>>492848392nice! Also Ogre dlc is only 6 bucks! Might buy myself that one.
>>492848392and theres still rome 2 dlc I don't own but I'll leave that for next monthdon't think I'll play most of the campaigns either desu, might just get augustus, looks goodI also want the nomad one to play scythia>>492848787yeah I bought all the WH1/2/3 dlc I was missing last month, was like 70 even on key shops, probably 200 euros from steam store
>>492848773pretty muchbots, AI, spammers and demons
post yfw TCAL'UK reveals Total Warhammer 40K
I hope they will establish a Herdstone.(asked them to occupy it).
>>492848920
>>492848920>>492849080not going to be a total war game, now cope and seethe
>>492848920This but unironically.I can't wait to play>Adeptus Mechanicus>Imperial Guard>Orks>Tau>Alpha Legion
>>492849287Can you play as nurgle faction 40k?
>>492849119Sega told them they will be making only total war games. It might be related to full console team dissolving.
>>492849287>>492849312>>492849412Not going to be a total war game so you can throw your dreams into the bin
>>492849412Yeah, the Death Guard. They've got some of the sickest fucking minis.
>>492848920>space marine 2 dropping in 7 days>I used my games budget this month on the 3k dlc and funding my gacha addictionCrack please... Or I'll wait until next month ig...
So yeah, the way Slanneshi Daemons look, I see no reason why anyone who isn't brain damaged would worship the God of Excess.
>>492849554Excess involves being ball tortured 24/7 and be in pain all the time pretty sure, it's hellraiser type shit, I've always heard nurgle is by far the best to worship, instead of inflicting you pain he removes it, and he actually cares about his followers a tiny bit, more than any of the other gods
>>492848920>...90% of 40kek games are total slop, you'd be a fool to ever get hyped over any kind of reveal trailer instead of waiting for gameplay reveals
>>492849856There's lots of kino 40k games tho>all dawn of war before 3>fire warrior fps>space marine>rogue traderhaven't played the others, those are all good tho, soulstorm with unification mod is pseudo-total war
>>492849412There is a Nurgle dedicated Marine of Chaos faction and i guess if CA want it (and GW allow it) they can again seperate the demons in 4 races to have a Nurgle race.
>>492849941Oh and darktide it's good as well, not as much content as vermintide 2 yet tho40k boltgun also excellent if you like oldschool fps
>>492849494>funding my gacha addiction
One thing I don't know about TW 40K is how will the battles play out. Is there enough meele units in this setting?
>>492850037>seperate the demons in 4 racesThat's probably gonna happen. Can't wait to muster my marauders, because CA is gonna forget to remove them.
>>492849941>names 4 good games>ignores the other 50https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Games_Workshop_video_gamesplease read through this list first
>>492850169Yes there is, space marines should be hybrid with bolster + chainswords, khorne bloodletters are identical to the fantasy ones (which always struck me as weird as kislev chads go up against the same shit space marines do), and orcs love meleeSome factions like tau have kroot warriors for melee otherwise fully ranged, imp guard ig will be full ranged, etckinohttps://youtu.be/rL3Zvyrvk4w?si=9M-Z819uVLO8f8oPBlood ravens is my fav chapter due to growing up with dow1, altho imp guard 4life faction wise
>>492850334>khorne bloodletters are identical to the fantasy ones (which always struck me as weird as kislev chads go up against the same shit space marines do)Fantasy daemons are weaker. Just knowing that daemons exist, it brings them strength in 40k.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsxyY06TIrY
>>492850489im p sure most people dont know that daemons exist in 40k tho, its extremely prohibited knowledge
>>492850056my wife btw
>>492840616Vilitch spent his entire life being a victim of his brother and eventually got the upper hand in the relationship when Tzeentch intervened.Vilitch's story ends by becoming a vessel of his once-slave brother, to be forever obedient to the sibling who had caused him so much torment.
Cracking a cold one for my first chaos campaign
>>492849075Mission succeed ?I'm not sure, even if they are my vassal i can't click on the settlement (or their encampments), for now the town just seem destroyed.
>>492851173I'm p sure that's way more dark elves thing than beastmen
>>492851225i dont think minor peepee poopoos even use herdstones atleast i have never seen them do it
>>492849494doesn't look like it has denuvo so it might be a day 1 crack
>>492851026
>>492851594>40k has imperial raroos that fight for the god emperorwtf why is this a thing
>>492851538It won't have Denuvo, they confirmed it.
Is there actually a sizable number of anons that enjoy beastmen rape/corruption smut or is it just a very loud minority?
>>492852023its 1 guy bwo
>>492849554You're not really meant to be actually tempted, its something you imagine other people are tempted by because it makes you feel better to imagine everyone else is so dumb and fucked up compared to you.
she is going places huh
the next game is going to be Medieval 3 you know
>>492852218i wish
>>492852218Mice has thou retvrned?
>>492852023it's just one faggot spamming, sometimes that Amerimutt lets the mask slip and starts talking about black men directly
Wait what, I thought WiC was a horde faction? I can literally map paint as usual? They just called it vassalization instead of occupation
>>492845830It's a legitimate challenge and probably one of the few cases of the AI actually acting intelligently, but fuck if chasing down armies that come out of nowhere to sack the cities furthest from your front that fucking run away to sack another city as soon as an army gets near isn't the fucking worst part of the game.
>>492852342>Amerimuttwasn't it a pajeet?
>>492852263trvst the plan >>492852326nah, I just got that from his twitterposted last month
>>492852358each of those vassalize the nearby norsca faction
>>492852358>>492852358>I thought WiC was a horde faction?Not anymore. Or, well, not exactly. They have some horde-like traits.But yeah, you'll mostly be painting the map norscan - or daemon or skaven or whatever else you vassalise. Gifting them settlements (even the shitty outposts that make up all non-fortress cities) is a nice way to earn cash, too.
>>492852571>>492852726still unsure how it works, so you can still occupy any settlement you want? What's the big incentive to gift it to a vassal instead of doing that? never played a horde faction or chaos before
>>492851670Those ones (and pic) are actually Chaos RAA-ROOers.
>>492850227All i can say.
>>492852992Oh so non dark fortress settlements you can occupy but it's t1 garbage so the only ones u actually want to occupy are the dark fortress ones? What about when u go down south into emp and there's no norscans to vassalize?
>>492852181Based Calypso reclaiming her mermaid birthright.
>>492852358>as usualIf having only small outposts like the Wood Elves is "usual" than yes.
>>492853624So end of campaign wic do u wanna raze most order settlements or setup outposts in all of them? Never played wood elves either
>>492851120To a fun campaign!
Chaos was my longest campaign in wh2 at 300+ turns :3
>>492852439it was and he's trying to shift blame
>>492852992You have to build a big coallition of vassals (like 4 or 5) in the north then you go south with all of them.There is still some Dark Fortress for you in the south and your Vassal can occupy any southlanders settlements even if you are not the one giving it to them.
>>492853967wh2 chaos was crazyyou are supposed to be the one trying to burn down the world but instead the order factions are the ones hunting you and your norscan vassals are unreliable as shit
>>492853250you get the norsca tribe assigned to each dark fortress as a vassalsome smaller settlements you will want to keep if they have resources since those give factionwide buffsthe rest you can give to your vassals
>>492852023There were a few beastcoomers in the past, now it's one third worlder spamming cuckshit.
>absolutely busted when research is done>huge bulk that translates to huge barrier>flys>can be further upgraded by kairos/LHs>with perfect micro, can fight indefinitely>with chevrons, becomes even nastierHOW THE FUCK HAVE LESS THAN 10% OF PEOPLE RECRUITED THE LORD OF CHANGE UNIT?????
>>492854705>absolutely busted when research is donethis might be the reasonalso playing kairos and fighting lizards for at least 50 turns is kind of cancer inducing
>>492854705Chaos factions (except for chorfs) are cringe as fuck
>>492854883Nurgle is dope as fuck tho.
>>492854705mage tier 5 unitssuck assonly fun unit in tzeentch are changebringers
>>492852594They seem ready to move for the big city now (i opened it for them).Not sure if they will colonize it :(
>>492854154Idk I liked the idea of unifying chaos first (even tho It's just norsca you have to stomp into submission) and then moving in to the mainland to just cause trouble in general. Each LL being an unbreakable beast on their own along with getting mega discounts on their theme army comp meant you can just go sew chaos and destruction wherever you want with however many armies you want. Like revenge porn for that time the AI annoyed you before by sacking and looting and being a general nuisance.I did leave a stack way back in the chaos wates tho, just in case my main guys get ganked, so I was pretty much invincible too
>>492853470man(or whatever you are), you are boring like most basic bitch, no wonder you can't get laid
>>492854705the campaign is over before tier 5also single entities are cringe
>>492855780RAA-ROO RAA-ROO!they just razed it, no herdstone
>click on luthor harkon>"luthor harkon"based
Why doesn't 40k have space Liggers?They brought the dwarves back, added she-dwarves and no grudges.
The herd grows slowly but surely, it remains however very very weak and could be eliminated in a single turn of the Helves.I asked them to go back to Mistnar island but it seem they want to invade Tralinia in nothern Yvresse.
>>492858628:))))))they're mounts for space elf farmers
>click on alarielle>*moaning sound*huh?
>>492860710I don't get why she calls out nakai's name when spell casting
Watching ring of powers made me wanna play a high elf campaign
>>492846906It's not that the AI is particularly good, it's that it uses completely different factions that aren't even allied or friendly to attack you from different fronts as if it was a single faction
What a raidboss.
>>492861162I thought this general couldn't fall any lower but unironically watching Rings of Power makes me question that sentiment.
>>492862057It doesn't get any lower than liking warhammer.
should I fight these guys? Can I vassalize them like the norscan tribes? If not isn't it in my best interest to allow em to spread chaos and not fight them?
>>492852023I like this one but they can't hype ip ungors,, I'm afraid. Gors, sure, but ungors are boring. They should also get on the rat wagon, need to write about Throts new elven fuck pets.
>>492862229Serious cope.
>>492862369vassalize him
>>492799907Great counter archers due to stalk and spread out formation. Combined with plague ofrust and they can melt everything. Hochlands sort of made them redundant unfortunately.
>>492854705Nobody plays Chaos factions
Based Janitor breaking the beastbuck
>>492854705This is a tier 5 unit that requires the final upgrade of the Cultist building that takes quite a long wile to build on a race with no tech/lord trait +construction speed. Also not everyone plays Tzeentch, and there might be people still waiting for the Tzeentch overhaul or another start, so that 9% is actually a fairly good number. LoC is awesome, the best unit in the roster, but you don't really need him. Tzeentch roster is pretty great even without him
>>492864947He'll be be back in a couple hours after resetting his router, the constant misspellings give him away.
imagine the THICC bushed CHUSSY
>>492854705Tier 5 units should be broken.
>>492864947Hypocricy, beastposts talking about beastmen impregnating elf women get deleted but squirefag talks about how squire impregnates his elf woman gets to stay up.>>492840748>>492841358>>492841423
>Hypocricy
>>492865269you wouldn't be able to handle it
>>492866064>HypocricySAAAAR
>>492866132>b-but chaos comes from there...
>>492862369You can vassalise anything, just get it to its last settlement. Never allow anyone to hold a dark fortress though, no vassal is worth on losing out on that.>>492866064>hypocricySAAR YOU MUST ASK SORRY TO LEGEND
>>492866291>>492866496You have no argument because I am correct in pointing it out
3K bros which one do I use? Is extreme too much or?
>>492866064>trademark spelling mistakes>thirdie sounding sentence structure>seethes at white man x white woman post>makes false comparison that smut spam is equivalent to making a offhand jokeYep it's beastjeet.Mrgl.
>>492865269>tfw no harem whore chussy to breed with until she cant bear children
>>492867208Extreme leads to some serious retardation in siege battles, in my experience.
>>492867353To Chorfs worship Slaanesh?We need a coomer dwarf
>>492867353Is that AI?
>>492867496Shut the fuck up.
Beastdoes love human menthis incenses the beastcuck like nothing else
>>492867514>1024x1024looks like
gonna try sun jian for my first campaign, I rly liked this guy in the show and starting in the southern half of the map while the north is pure chaos is cozy
>>492868085good luckthe south was a bit of a snooze fest early game last i recallare you doing romance or records?
who in the fuck is jian yong? Where is zhou zilong
>>492868397oh hes under gongsun zan... I swear I thought he was from the southlands originally since he has their iconic uniform in the show
>>492867682We also need stinky dwarves and extra smart dwarves
>>492868383also im gonna go romance of course, I want to do stuff like this in the game
>>492867514Yeah its sloppa, forgot which site it came from but there was a guy making pretty decent looking total warhammer stuff.
CA confirmations:Norsca is getting a reworkVampires are getting a rework and Legendary LordLizardmen are getting a reworkEmpire is getting another DLCHalflings will feature in a future DLCThe Monkey King is comingPatch 6.0 will expand the Immortal Empires mapFLC lords are returningStay tuned for the upcoming "What's Next" video, which launches this month.
>>492869127>nothing about bretonniafucking thing sucks
>>492869375They did say "and more" so most likely will touch up Brets too. They haven't mentioned that they will give Dwarfs more stuff, yet they did.
>>492840218Most likely inspired by the RA3 Kirov airship.
the fuck is their problem, somehow me banging up rats and gobbos makes karl seethe
the UI is kinda confusing, I coulda swore this guy was in my army but hes an enemy, imo it should be a bit clearer which the enemy army is
Chinese sure love their banners
>>492870889I love their banner and how the go HO HO HO HOOOOO when walking
>>492870632I want to get into 3 kingdoms but the UI looks so confusing, almost like a mobile game. Guess they had to make like that for the brainrotted chink gamers.
>>492867208play record mode with mods
>>492872013already started in romance, idk, I don't want characters to be just regular dudes, in the show zilong solos the whole cao army before leaving, those guys are stronger than WH lords
>>492870632you can turn off night/day cycle on the global map
even in battle though it's kinda hard to tell at a glance who my units are vs the enemy lmao
>>492872013>>492872136records mode is kinda boringthe generals bickering and dueling adds a lot
nice ambush, dummy.
>civilians mucking about the battle mapkino, they always feel a bit too dead in rome 2/pharaoh/wh
>>492872754they still bicker tho and there are mods that give them back some skills and units>>492872609change unit cards to alternative set, why you even use the shadow ones?
>>492872914true the alt ones better thanks
>>492872890they get annoying when your troops stop to attack them or they attack your guys.
>>492801715>what is sexually attractive to most humans has actually been incredibly universal and consistent for most of human history
>>492873582hot
>>492873582Putting aside the fact that some people do find fat chicks hot, those statues represent over-exaggerated features men still find attractive: breasts, hips, thighs.
>>492873582>random carving found in a mud huttmeanwhile aphrodite
there's only two building slots per settlement?
whats the funnest way to take advantage of the new Deeps mechanic?
>>4928728903K and Attila having that feature is kinda cool I guess but I don't really care about it being missing in other games. No citizen is lazily walking around while there's a fucking siege, they're barricaded in their homes. Citizens walking around only made sense in the feature in Rome 1 where you could view your city without a battle going on.
>>492874470You get more as you upgrade the town
>>492789365
>>492874621>Rome 1 where you could view your city without a battle going on.I miss that feature dearly
>>492874637i see thanks, how come replenishment is so slow btw, is it because the town is small or something?
WHAT I THOUGHT THAT WAS A FUCKING TRADE AGREEMENT
is Norsca the only faction that hasn't received anything every since TWW1 ?>has imo a great campaign mechanic>on paper a decent roster of unit but its very limited >utter shit economy>super slow progression to bootThe legendary heroes are pretty decent too but fuck me, your tier 1 and 2 units are awful.
>>492874105The most exaggerated and pronounced feature is the stomach, though.Ancient greeks found women with unibrows, broad shoulders and narrow hips hot.Japanese ideal of beauty involved completely white faces, black teeth and having eyebrows much higher than they would occur naturally.Not to mention some real freaks, like Myanmar and wearing metal rings that make your neck longer, or chinese foot binding.
>>492875484mei ban fa
>>492874348>>492873582in 10000 years someone is going to find a dobson inflation piece on a miracilously intact and think it's what we thought was hot
>>492875843that kinda stuff won't happen unless we go back to the stone age with nukes or something, record keeping is pretty much perfected now
Worry not folk of Brettonia!The loving legions of Slaanesh will be your shield!
>>492876005but we live in an area where pic related is a sex symbol for zoomers btw make of that what you will
>>492875568Yeah, it's exaggerated because not starving to death was highly prized back then. It's the same reason women are often a little plump in early modern European artwork. A woman having tons of kids and having some meat on her bones would have been basically unimaginable for most people back then. The point remains that in general breasts and birthing hips are pretty much prized in any culture. >Ancient greeks found women with unibrows, broad shoulders and narrow hips hot.Incorrect, based on Minoan artwork and statues we have from them, they valued white skin, large breasts and hips.>Japanese ideal of beauty involved completely white faces, black teeth and having eyebrows much higher than they would occur naturally.Only in one period was the eyebrow drawing and teeth darkening attractive. Otherwise white skin, large breasts and hips were prized, as much as any Japanese woman typically has those qualities anyways. I don't know what is up with Myanmar neck rings or foot binding but I know those cultures also prize breasts and hips.
>>492875836I won't suffer that shame, campaign is overbut I'm thinking of playing Liu bei instead, to start with the 3 bros, all legends
>>492876232We fight as slut companions!
Why does heroes get a little more movement range when you detach them from an army? Is that intentional or bugged?And why the fuck my army losing movement when a hero gains a mount? Again, cant tell if its intentional or not.Wh3 movement ranges is so fucked on some parts of the map as well. God i hate wh3...sometimes...
>>492877235Heroes effectively have force march movement
>>492877235the merging of different units at different stages of their movement ranges has always been a clusterfuck and its half the reason CA just glued all units to generals since R2what really pisses me off with agent movement is that half the time it will show you the extent of their movement and then once they're done moving they go oopsie you actually had a little more movement stillI don't know exactly when they did it but CA fucked up the way the movement preview is calculated for agents somehow
>>492876906
>>492836096Do you think he ever, you know
>>492802121>Nobody ever believes him because he starts all interactions by explaining that, in the spirit of good faith, he's compelled to reveal that he is a daemon of the Great ConspiratorHe should talk like a smug redditor to drive the point home kek
>send my merchants to the far corners of the earth to avoid hostile merchants and actually get some money>10 turns later a french merchant ermerges from the fog and buys out all of my merchants regardless of mercantile skillthis is why I don't use merchants in med2it's like trying to fight a jewish terminator
lokhir sounds like a fag
>>492841447>He doesnt know about the hemipene variant that spawned only after contact with the Old WorldWhy do you think Asur princesses, Imperial noblewomen and roving ronin Asrai all gravitate towards going on "exploration tours" in Lustria?
>>492843837Whatever happened to this artist? First geabull now frostpersimmons it seems like all the good Warhammer slut artists have jumped ship
>>492871447Holy shit I recognize that, that's the Taichung metro that opened a few years ago
lokhir sounds awesome
>>492876906Sqvire no! Resist the daemonic hussies!
HE WAS A GORSHE WAS AN ELFCAN I MAKE IT ANY MORE OBVIOUS
>>492879729lokhir of rorikstead?
>>492880370didnt the chick who sang that start dating niggers? it just werks
post the fat ass miao VA or else
Googled "Miao Ying Voice Actress" and this is the first result image
here we go again!
>>492880324It's ok this is an alternate universe where daemons are good and set on helping humanity
>>492881061the netflix adaptation of warhammer
Sh-she's fast!
>>492881303AAAAAIIIIIIEEE HAYAIII
What are the essential High Elf mods?
i want to eat her ass so much its not fair
>>492881650https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2877495701
Dwarves should use polearms. Phalanx type formations make perfect sense in an underground setting which is full of linear choke-points. Skaven and Greenskins use spears and halberds too.
>>492880968sex.
>>492809404good choice
>>492882085how do you turn around in a tunnel with a polearm?spears were never popular for ship combat
>>492882196bad sloppa doesn't look like em
>>492882247raise the weapons pointing up.
>>492882085Spears are sissy weapons invented by elves because they were scared pussies, terrified of getting too close to the enemy.
>>492882247>he doesnt know about spears in ship combat>>492882358its tunnels though the roof is low
>>492882358>stabs roof
>>492874105>>492875568>>492876417bellies are underrated
Do you guys think Empire and Bretonnia need buffs? Not the factions but the AI. My last 5 campaigns were all Naggaroth/Lustria/Southlands factions and every time by the time I reached the Old World they'd be completely wiped out. On my latest IE campaign as Noctilus I beelined for the Reikland out of curiosity to see Karl Franz had been exterminated by beastmemes of all people
>>492881650https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2854735959&searchtext=longer
>>492874348fat bitch
>>492838127My least favorite is Daemons of ChaosA Danielfu that is an amalgamation of all 4 god gifts turned into one sexy demon waifu.
benchod
>>492876417>large breasts and hips were prized, as much as any Japanese woman typically has those qualities anywaysDid you phrase that wrong? East asian women are known for having small breasts. There's a famous saying from Guangdong in China “Men with large chests become Prime Minister, women with large chests are shrew mothers”. Breast binding (to make them look even smaller) was even more popular in china than foot binding.
>>492882620fuck that's hot, skinny bitches simply can't compete
>beastmen toilets
>>492884565Botticelli's Venus also was far from having large breasts, although she was not completely flat.
>confed a level 30 ungrim ironfist
>>492883821Is there a coomer mod for Daniel?
>>492885337>Is there a coomer mod for...Yes.
>>492882247spring loaded or even pneumatic telescoping spears. Get the engineers guild on the horn
>>492885479>>492882085before we hear more of your military advice. have you ever been in the military and/or are you a historian of medieval warfare?
>>492884567This is a modern statue, an older one of Yang Guifei would be even skinnier and flatter.
>>492885805idk but her whole thing was that she was thiccYang is often compared and contrasted with Empress Zhao Feiyan, who is known for being a slender person. This, in turn, led to the four-character idiom huanfei yanshou (traditional Chinese: 環肥燕瘦; simplified Chinese: 环肥燕瘦; pinyin: huánféi yànshòu; lit. 'plump Huan', 'slender Yan'), describing the physical range of the types of beauties between Zhao and Yang.Modern-day description of Yang's physical size differs. She has been variously described as "rotund",[17] "well rounded",[18] "full-bodied",[19] "portly",[20] and "obese".[21] However, some consider the description of Yang as an obese woman to be either a misinterpretation of ancient Chinese texts,[22] or a misapplication of modern standards on body size.[19]
its over
>>492882247>how do you turn around in a tunnel with a polearm?Build a polearm with blades on both ends, fight like a jedi (almost).
>>492885706I am a highly experienced armchair general of all periods of warfare. I don't agree with polearms in a tunnel that's stupid but there's nothing wrong with meme spears that work on dwarven engineering magic
>>492885916I see, I was only guessing, but I suppose it makes sense. She was not very liked back when she was alive after all, so it makes sense that they'd describe her being against the ideal of beauty. I remember that she supposedly also had horrible BO.
>>492886184thats fucking retarded. go to age of smegma for steampunk reddit dwarves
>>492886491nigger there's significantly less advanced technology in a telescoping spear than a fucking gyrocopter or thunderbarge
>>492880968>>492882186Honest question but is there a term for this kind of facial structure or aesthetic? I know she's a chink but there has to be something more specific than that
>is there a term for this kind of facial structure or aesthetic?built for Big Sigmarite Vassalization.
>>492886734theres less tech in a monocle and tophat too. its a dumb idea and the aesthetics of it suck dick
not enjoying the game as much anymore despite it having been improved a shit ton since launch. i find myself skipping more and more battles and when i do fight the battles i don't enjoy them as much as i used to. i still get a kick out of getting the perfect flanking flamethrower volley into a tarpit of rats and such. what is happening to me bros. this is my favorite game of all time. or at least... it was.
>>492888401It's normal to go through cycles of excitement and disinterest.
>>492888401My recommendation: play other TWs for a while. Did it for me.
>>492888401We were promised 4 DLC's by the end of 2023.It is now the last quarter of 2024 and we have only had 3 since the promise was made, you're just bored because we're in limbo, it has been just over 4 months since Thrones and we still don't have a reveal trailer / reveal blog / release date for the next DLC, you're just burnt out.
>>492888617i haven't played almost at all in 2024. the dwarf deep rework got me back in. the deeps as a mechanic are fun as hell and the new difficulty levels made the game more engaging. but it's ultimately just the same thing. winning a pitched battle doesn't mean anything because the AI has 10+ more stacks on the way. the new difficulty mode has definitely improved the stacks the enemy has been sending. but you're still just dealing with stack after stack.i would love if they leaned back towards HOMM campaign map like they started to with realms of chaos and wh2 ruins. i have been dreaming of non-settlement locations that you can enter into and fight over, quasi dungeons, quasi challenge battles. think of the strongholds in soulstorm or special locations in dark crusade.
>>492789220How autismo are you, /twg/?When I play Vampire Coast, once I get an admiral's ship to Tier 5, I feel compelled to tear everything down and rebuild it like picrel. I don't feel comfortable otherwise.
>>492885254Why hasnt CA just programmed lords with a preset actual good skill build?
>spend an entire fucking battle in melee try to kill shitty grey seers with taurox>don't even get the kill before the battle is overgod I hate this shitstop fucking around and cave their skulls in you stinky brass idiot
what does this do?
best wh faction for chill gameplay without being backstabbed when all my armies chase rats on the other side of the world?
>>492891606Build, fight dead shits, upgrade, get groodge.
>>492891230Skaven are really good at shuffling their lord/mage away from your hero killers in my experience. That saidTaurox is a tank. A gaggle of tanks You just give him a general direction, refresh his abilities and that's it, he does the thing. I mentiined a thread ago how even AR will rule in your favour if you stack him up on gear and yeallow levels while solo.
>>492891606When you build it, 2 turns later it spawns 2-3 endgame crisis tier vampcount armies under the lahmian civ to attack it (even if you delete the building)It does this like 4 times over 10 turns as you build the upgradeFortify up the settlement before you build it
>>492891110i used double skill points mod too
>>492891638Changeling is the ultimate chill campaignAlso anyone in a safe corner, like Oxylotl, Zhatan, Grombrindal etc
>>492891606Summons a bunch of vamp shitstacks every turn until you build the next level of it
>>492891606every other turn or so it spawns vampire armies that make their way towards the settlement, you start at war with them but they're not going to engage your armies or other settlementsyou can even block the eastern entrance to the dark lands and they start walking north to go all the way around and die from attrition :)
>>492891638Any horde factionDon't like a shitshow? Pack up and fuck offBeastmen, vampirates, Lokhir if you decide to go coast raiding, Malakai, you know the drill
>>492891606>>492891828>>492891860fun fact, if the lahmian sisterhood is already wiped out (and also maybe requiring some one else holding the settlement other than you when you take it) the armies will spawn in the region, not at war with you, and do nothing for the rest of the game
>>492892249some one holding it other than them when you take it I meant
>>492885254https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2909055000&searchtext=ai+skill+selection+tweakstry this
>>492889167I like the way you're thinking. Just a tad bit more PVE battles and locations. Ive also often dreamed of a Dark Omen style campaign where characters and unique regiments play a more central role.
>>492889167My dream game would be something like a cross between total war and a HoMM campaign - particularly the HoMM 5 campaign I played recently, thinking the entire time "god imagine how awesome this would be with total war mechanics - direct, focused levels where you get from one end to the next, exploring a new location every level, different objectives each time, picking up new units by finding them on the map as a reward for fighting unique battles. Alternating between levels where you just explore in a linear fashion and levels where you conquer multiple cities and develop them. An actual narrative with characters doing stuff and interacting in cutscenes - teaming up at the end to defeat evil and shit.Aaahhh... HoMM 5... Raelag...
The Sisters of Twilight!
>>492893612Literally three or four frames away from the jumpcut to them getting ratted in mating press kek
>>492891638BEASTMENRAAROOOOO
>>492893115
>enemy army sallies forth and, killing them all, get 19k from sacking their city>moldavian emissaries spam messages and crashes my game before my turnit never gets any better
>complete quest>restore harkon's mind>he still talks like a schizoso is he doing it just to fuck with people now
>>492893817rude to call me a rat
>taurox has 95 fucking movement pointsoh christ this is lowand there's no movement increasing hero for beastmemes
>>492800290the campaign progresses smoothlythe attack in the arden has been beaten back, the maginot line is in the process of being recaptured, and the german capital has been captured as wellhowever the number of armies may not be sufficient to clear out the rest of the imperial territory with the income from our meagre holdings in fair brettonia...
>>492895479meanwhile in the south, after having 5 invasion fleets defeated, the algerians appear to be concentrating their forces for a final push against a well experienced garrison army...
Never forget what THEY stole from (You). This grudge remains unsettled.
You think Gorbad has any chance of dethroning Grom as the most interactive and fun greenskin campaign?
>>492880370I made that thread on /v/ you uninspired faggot
>>492880370I made that thread on /tg/ you uninspired faggot
>>492896346yes because goblins are gay and I already don't like grom
>>492896180you are the worst person in this general right now
>>492893612>>492893817>>492894784>ratfagsxD
sartosa battle result screen
beastman posters are truly unwell...
>>492896606>goblins are gay
>>492896346I don't think Grom is fun because I don't want a fat fucking Goblin to be my faction leader.
>>492897003>t.orcwhogotmoggedbyGROM
>>492896831I do "it" with Grace, and, heh, by "it", I mean belly rubs and neck kisses.
>>492897158>Skarsnik doesn't exist
AAAAAAA MY BLOOD RUNS COLD*Bum bum bum*I TAKE THE GOLD AND IM NOT OLD
>IM NOT OLDLuthor you're literally a decaying corpse from hundreds of years ago reborn through dark magiks. Repent or I will purify you in the face.
That was Arnessa singing not Luthor sorry
Never forget what THEY stole from (You). This grudge ALSO remains unsettled.
Old World Rolling
it appears my superiority has led to some controversy
>>492897284Skarsnik doesn't weigh as much as an orc.
>>492897634And I thought the Coastfags were bad enough yet here we have this garbage.
>Oda matchlock ashigaru on a wall
>>492897841>Coastfagsdo those even exist
>>492892975>>492893115the closest thing we have to current homm is warhammer 3 sadly. if we could just get more of the homm exploration and semi focused narrative, basically a realms of chaos but not shitty. If we could have a map that was divorced a bit from the empire building but rather focused on your warband not unlike a horde, but with, as i noted above, significantly more things to do than simply sack and raze settlements over and over. WH2 really leaned into this with the sea encounters, rogue armies and ruin maps. We have sadly seemed to lost whoever was behind that direction because if that system could be expanded to land encounters and full on dungeons. The funny thing is we already have the dungeons in realms of chaos; just allow us to enter those bitches on the IE map. They sucked in roc because we were forced to go there. But in IE they could be treated as a dungeon delve with great rewards at the end.None of these are pipe dreams because most of the mechanics are already there. I would bet that most people who main WH3 do so for the spectacle and quasi rpg aspects and less for the "civilization building" since the latter has been castrated so much.
Ariel could literally just toss Alarielle around and have her way with her with ease...
>>492897976>right click dragging one matchlock unit to take up as much wall space as possible so as many men can be firing at once
Malagor could literally just toss Ariel around and have his way with her with ease...
>>492898195>beastBUCKjobbersmalagay got killed off by a dawi army lmaonot even killed off by a named character, just random dawiBVLLS who chopped him to pieces
gonna go for a two front war
anyone have any idea when TW games will have a steam sale?
>>492899262Summer has ended and with it the Summer SaleMaybe HalloweenMaybe ThanksgivingMaybe Winter Holidays-Christmas-New Years
Good evening, I hate Cathayans and Kislevites
sure wish you could set a fire that spreads in settlements in this game like in rome 1/attila/3k you can burn down whole cities in 3K, right?
Talmbout /vtwg/?
>The Dead Rise Again!
Member?
>>492900487>3 kingdoms: 2wouldn't it make sense to cover another party of chinese history instead
>>492900978they could cover spring and autumn period into warring states into qin unification into chu-han contention into han dynasty establishment but that might be too ambitious
>>492900978There's no other part of Chinese history that would sell even close to halfway as well.>>492901373They could do that but gooks/nips/viets etc wouldn't give a shit the same way they do about the ROTK period.
>>492901426I'm pretty sure 3K isn't even that huge in china, of course they know all about it and like it, but they consider their golden age somewhere in the medieval period either song or ming dynasty idk, 3K is just a small part of chinese mil history
>>492901589>I'm pretty sure 3K isn't even that huge in china>im pretty sure one of the most well known and popular pieces of media in the sinosphere with a bazillion adaptations isnt that huge in china
>>492901791the most popular story is journey to the west they absolutely love that shit and you can see with how well wukong is doing, dont think u can rly turn that into a TW game tho, idk shit about journey to the west
>>492901589ROTK is huge in China and its neighbors, that's why it sells so well and why TW3K has a ton of mods made by gooks.
>>492901373>warring states into qin unification into chu-han contention3K already covered the ancient era, medieval china would be cooler, maybe finally drop genghis TW and have the yuan dynasty in there?
>>492901895more than one thing can be popular anon
>>492901589>I'm pretty sure 3K isn't even that huge in china
>>492902372Yeah I never said 3K isn't popular, but there's plenty of other chinese historical periods that an asian audience would eat up
I don't give a shit about China.
>>492901589Idk what golden age has to do with media popularity, we consider the Roman golden age to have started with Augustus but we have wayyyyy more media depicting Caesar's takeover because it makes for better drama and a better setting for bideogems where you march little soldiers around
>>492789873That's a man.
>>492902895if thats a man im gay
>>492901589>I'm pretty sure 3K isn't even that huge in chinaare you actually retarded or merely pretending?
>>492903495He's white, of course he is retarded.
>ITT the soft power projection ability of the People's Republic of China growsI don't care about 3chinkdoms, I don't care about the new monkey game
>>492902895>calling random females men tranny behaviour
Looks like this might finally be the day Aranessa slays a dread saurian
>>492903495i get the feeling its one of those stories that filtered into the west much more than the 100 other ones that are big among chinese but no one knows about them or cares in the west source? intuition
holy based sartosa battle result screen incoming
>>492903796>1260 rough sweaty unwashed men>A half-mermaid, a vampiress, and some elf girlsImagine
holy another sartosa battle result screen incoming
>>492884565I didn't phrase it wrong, Asian women aren't known for having large breasts. I dunno what chinks thought in some random time period, they're fucking weird anyways, I just know for a fact that the Japanese, Vietnamese, etc have always valued large breasts.
>>492903623I kind of care about Grand Cathay cause they're slightly less dangerous to fight than the Dark Elves if you're a Chaos Dwarf, and that's cool.
HERE IT COMES BOYS
>>492900487>Star warsI beseech the gods, any of them, even the dark ones, to make this not happen
ANOTHER AUTISTIC SARTOSA BATTLE RESULTS SCREEN MY LORD!
>>492904458>OGRES OGRES OGRES OGRES OGRES OGRES OGRES
AIIIIEEEEE IM CHUDDING IM CHUDDING AAAAA>uses skaven nuke
>>492904458WHERE IS IT
>>492904256I want it to happen, a Clone Wars TW would be fun. Can't wait for the Anakin one man doomstack.
>>492892249I took that settlement over from chorfs who wiped out the lahmians and they did spawn properly at war with me. I was actually getting a separate war declaration from each stack that spawned for some reason, so in later waves it was 4 war declarations per turn coming from the same faction.Do note, I was experiencing a bug (at least I think it's a bug), where in later turns AI declaring war on me does not bring up the diplomacy screen, so I was just getting notifications in the turn summary, or whatever that's called.
Cuck dropped like a rock
>>492896346I sure hope Orcs finally get a fun and fighty Orc leader to lead their faction in fightiness.
I wager I have enough time to perform a bowel movement and this guy still won't be dead
slingers on highground feelsgood
>>492903796Pls continue to feed Aran ur stacks at sea lizards. The Queen's throbbing futa cock has an insatiable hunger for cloaca
>>492901589It was bigger in China than any other TW, but I'm not sure how its popularity should be rated. Sure, there were many more chinkoids playing it than real people did, but then again, there's much more chinkoids in the world in general.
Another Aranessa Sartosan Pirate victory screen! It's been a year! Play a different faction!
Total War: Total Peace.
wtf why are there actual ingame screens you have lost your edge
>>492905243im shit at the game but proud of this one blessed by highground
>>492896180You are the best poster in this general right now
Rate my Luthor Harkon naval empire LARPPlanning to get a concession port in Cathay next
>>492904458I miss him..
>>492905728nice unit cards tho
>>492905728is it as /his/ as DEI?
>>492906303In terms of unit names, yeah, they're all in the proper language. I'm glad it filters the shitters.
>>492906303its a middle ground between DEI and vanilla with the population and supply mechanics being there but way less punishing, and it doesn't do stuff like move back the start date and make the romans start as spearmanii, really fun mod tho, DEI was too boring for me, para bellum is just right
>>492906834>proper language>70% of the factions have greek names, even the celts in iberiaits pure autismthere's less such stuff than DEI though, for one it doesn't fuck with the settlement names as hard
>>492906834>>492906845I'm all in for flavor, the more the better, just not autistic gameplay mechanicsI've spent years playing EB1, but bounced away from EB2 because of all annoyances it has
>>492907004Yes, a lot of barbarian tribes that don't have known written languages have unit names in Greek or Latin you retard. Rome, Carthage, Parthia, etc all have their language represented properly.
>>492907006if DEI was too autistic for you I def recommend para bellum, its pretty much vanilla+, the combat speed is slightly lower than vanilla but still not excruciatingly slow like DEI, DEI's combat was too slow for me even with the +40% weapon dmg submod >>492907175thats not the proper language though
>>492907243It's the proper language for the people who documented those tribes. As in, the only reason we know some of them exist at all.
>>492907351If they really wanted to properly sperg it they could have gave some kinda proto iranian names for the eastern nomads etc, otherwise, just leave it in english instead of larping
vgh
>>492893817wheres the post jumpcut at
>>492907524Once again, nothing to go off of. We have a few personal names for Scythians, that's it. All the documentation on them is Greek. Glad to see it's filtering people just like I said.
unit names are one, but are they properly voiced too?
>>492907628for me, it's Dehbed cav
>>492907691don't think its filtering people desu I disliked DEI for other reasons, namely the slow asf combat and the mechanics being too hindering to me while the AI straight up ignored them and shat out stacks nonstop, the names are no big deal, its just one of those things, changing things for the same of the mod creator's taste for aesthetics while it makes barely any difference
>>492904082>In Edo period Japan there is very little emphasis on breasts in the erotic Shunga art, as men were less interested in the breasts.This is from Wikipedia, but they're quoting some online article on a western-oriented website about Japan that doesn't exist anymore (written by someone named Jessica Kozuka). Other articles are mostly "hurp durp, japanese didn't like big breasts because they always had small breasts, which is why they have so many huge breasts in anime now", including a North Dakota State University publication, literally about big tits in anime. I'm having even more trouble finding anything about pre-colonial Vietnam. Care to source me up?
>>492907961And then I go and look for Shunga art and the first one I see has large breasts... nice sources, Wikipedia.
>click on these guys>they say "spear infantry ready"immersion ruined
>>492908257they're just using spears with really big spearheads and very short shafts
>>492907851Sadly, no, but only because audio modding is pretty much nonexistent for Warscape. Warhammer 3 has a solution for audio modding and it's still a pain in the butt.
>>492804486like some kind of naval battle...
>>492908257every unit is a spear unit
>>492907961Vietnam has Ba Trieu who famously had massive knockers.
>>492905197almost there...
>>492908597Didn't the Dawnless Days mod manage to do that in attila recently? I remember saw it few days ago.
>>492908781On the other hand, the Hai Ba Trung did not. But then again, both are historical characters so they are more likely to be interpreted as how they actually looked, rather than what made the dudes fighting under them hard.
siege attrition is too strong now, the AI never has a reason to actually attack which makes all the siege buildings useless because you always have to sally out to actually life the siege
>>492909115They're probably using the same audio mixer WH3 is using I'd guess. I know they're using the same custom map tool that TOW guys are using for their Middle Earth map. I wish they'd release the tool to the public, I'm sick of everything being gated behind gay discords.
budini blob has to go soon
>>492893612Source?
>>492909594I'm pretty surprised that parthia didn't expand well, instead it's the fucking pontus.
>>492908784it's finally ogre...
>>492910372yeah they've been at war for ages
>>492909471This is like the complete opposite of what they should be doing did something change regarding this recently? Ai should be launching more sieges without sitting on their assholes. The ai having no sense of urgency is a bad thing
>>492908603What game is this from?
Any cheaters here? Another hotfix will be dropping in about 13 hours so you guys better finish your campaigns :)
>>492911659The last hotfix broke nothing that I'm aware of.
I only play with flavorful mods and ones that add lore-friendly units.
o_O
I only play with overpowered mods and ones that add lore-breaking units.
The sima family pretty much usurps cao cao's achievements don't they? All the factions in 290 are Sima (I have not reached that far in the show/wikipedia entry yet) poor ahman
>beastmemes can trade>Greenskins cant???
>>492911893well, it broke the skill undo button on heroes
>>492912804Zased
>>492905454Total Peace: Administration and Bureaucracy
>>492913273That's because CA is incompetent at their jobs, having mods or not having mods doesn't change them somehow breaking the skill undo button despite none of the fixes having to do with it.
>>492913489Is it even possible to play a faction and just never have someone declare on you in any game?
>>492913090yeah they just overtake wei in coup
>>492907628were late classical shock cavalry onions men? no shield and needing two hands to hold a long spear, meanwhile later northern Eurochads had heavy lance AND shield and just obliterated infantrycucks
>>492913090>UsurpsNot really. The real problem is Cao Pi's health being shit which transferred to his heis having shit health. Cao Pi is continuously shown to conceal his illness. Should've chosen the healthiest son not the oldest and sickly but in this case that's Cao Pi being a cunt. Kind of same for Liu Bei should've chosen the smartest son and not the retard and if they were all dumb as shit give it to someone qualified.Nepotism pure death
>>492913695thats what happens when your only intelligent son dies to a snake I suppose
>>492913759shields are for retards
>>492913759>advancements in technology make later cavalry better than older cavalrywhoa...you don't say...i guess knights are cucks because a tank would kill them in less than a second
>>492909471>>492911357I've almost never seen the AI try and wait to build ladders. The one or two times they did, they garrison could auto resolve them immediately, and I use a harder auto resolve mod
>>492913601In WH2 if you started Malus campaign and took over the starting islands, you could pretty much sit there forever without anyone bothering to go to war with you. Of course this is impossible as Malus because of the demon but you were about as isolated as any faction in TW
>>492913759stirrups and actual saddles make quite a difference
>>492914253when do they normally attack? two turns after starting the siege?
>>492913823wait Liu Bei had more sons? I thought the retard was his only option and that was the reason he was constantly trying to groom him instead of dunking him again
>>492913823>>492914521mandatory
>>492909507True, they should just upload it to TWC bundled with their autism instead of being hidden in discord.
>>492900978While I agree, I would still like them to take a crack at the game. Especially after Pharaoh had a lot of good ideas Three Kingdom could actually use. >>492902091Genghis Khan Total War would be awesome.
>>492912718>Brides from anutha' hold arrives!
THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN IS LOSSSSSSSSTif there's one thing this series marketing does well its DLC trailershttps://youtu.be/woEGXcvNe98
>Attack enemy settlement >Fail>Have to retry twice>Finally win>Press end battle out of relief that it’s over >Realize I didn’t chase down the shattered enemy units and probably left all that XP on the table Fucking kill me
>>492914496no clue. I waited 1 turn on one then just auto resolved it because I dealt with only other threat in the area.Usually the AI believes it has the strength to win without towers and immediately assaults, or it tries to go for an easier target in my experience. Sometimes the AI "miscalculates" and makes mistakes (more often on lower difficulties) which is why I think they sometimes attack garrisons that can auto resolve them on a sally.The AI thinking it has enough strength to win without towers happens way too often for it to be miscalculations, I think the bar for that is just too low, because of how bad the siege AI is in sending in units piecemeal.
>>492915329and you go ahead and pick one of the shittiest trailers for the chink game instead of any of the in engine trailers that are actually good (Cao Cao, Dong Zhuo, etc)
>>492910257damn i looked it up and found out there is not rat jumpcut version but instead got a RAA ROO series of picsoh well
>>492916102Hot
>>492916043I like those too but the turbans one is kino tho
>>492900487Lord Almighty but I pray that 4&5 do not happen.
>>492916337there are people in this world that do not deserve to voice any opinions and you are one of them.
First time facing Nurgle as the Chorfs (4 vs 4 armies, a narrow defeat for me)>why do the dozens of regenerating SEM's just plow straight through my lines?>why don't I have any missile units (they're all engaged in melee combat all the time)?>how can Nurgle instantly whittle down the health of my lords and monstrous cavalry before I even have a chance to see what the hell is going on?
>>492915338Wait a minute, do you need to chase down shattered units if you’re attacking a settlement? Don’t they get destroyed when you occupy?
I guess the answer is that Nurgle is a hard counter to the Chorfs>anti-infantry rush army>plague drones are stronger than most lords and can target artillery with impunity>SEM's out the ass (which the Chorfs can't handle very well except with guns but oops 10 units of bile trolls just appeared in my backline)
>>492911498it's from the 2023 movie about the naval Battle of Noryang, which was the last battle of the Imjin Wari just saw the movie yesterday and started trying to make webms but i'm pretty dumb and the filesize is too largehttps://files.catbox.moe/pb20iz.webm
>>492916940>>492916557Wait until u face the khan
>>492916557>Why can Nurgle monsters smash my lines >how can Nurgle melt my melee lords Nurgle units have a passive aura that weakens nearby melee unitsAlso as to the “No missiles” thing; burgle is a slow melee army. How do you make sure they don’t get taken out at range then? Tons of armor, tons of damage, and high unit mass. They just slam into you and it’s awful. I hate fighting them as empire. They make my pretty checkerboards look like shit
>>492916557>>492916940Skill issue. Get good.
>>492916557More guns more artillery were you carrying a bunch of hobgob econ shitters? Also as chorfs there's a 99% possibility you could just befriend them instead
>>492916940>Nurgle counters Chorfs>Meanwhile the entire Chorfs roster has fire attacks which counter regen and healing>Nurgle has no counter to Chorf siege engines>Taurus dunk on Dronessasuga, anon.
>>492917127The most insulting part of the battle was that I saw the AI cycle-charge! Cycle charge! In a big battle all I do is shout at the screen, wave my hands, and tell the nearest unit of archers with 10% of their health remaining to go charge that damn SEM! There's no room for strategy or gameplay in battles bigger than 2 vs 2, it's all just a random mess.
Do you lose reliability if you gift someone a settlement, then declare war on them and take it back?
desu Archaon isn't as fun as I thought the vassals are retarded, I'll play chorfs for my first chaos run instead inspired by this anon and the fact that I paid like 15$ for that damn dlc
Are you now ready to admit that Nurgle is a strong race?
>>492916102on the other hand i did find this so it wasnt a total waste
>>492917607This was drawn by an Elfcoomer, not a ratfag.
>>492917607>>492917673How about both of you kill yourself.
>>492917863>t. elfcoomer mad that the ratfriends have his number
All elves are made for BBC (Big bretonian cock)
>>492918009How about you hang yourself by a gun with a string and timer attached to the trigger so you can kill yourself twice.
REMINDERbeastbucks and ratfags deserve DEATH!
Rats or not, Kerillian deserves to be left behind and tormented for her very high levels of elf retardation.
>turn valiant defeat into a decisive victoryauto resolve REALLY doesn't favor the green boys does it?
>>492919250It can't cause you can get 40 green boys with waaghs which still need to lose as ai vs ai sometimes
Is Drazhoath a good chorf lord for playing em first time?
>>492919536If you want constant ball busting. He's got one of the most antichill positions in the map
>>492919536Fuck noStart with astragoth
>>492919536he is the most powerful with the best faction effects but he is also surrounded by enemies so there's that
Orion > Sisters of Twilight > Durthu > Drycha
>>492919536Wheelchair Santa Claus is the most forgiving. The Chaos Dearfs campaign difficulty is determined by how quickly you can kill Grimgor.
>>492920191Orion>>>>>>>>Literally everyone Free armies? Giga movement? Wild hunt? Lmao
How do I use Mod Configuration Tool to disable OvN Lost World's gay new feature where minor settlements pop up all over random places on the map? I mean when can I select to alter mods? Main menu?
uhhhh
recommand me a fun campaign
do any units in 3K have the iconic southlands' white capes and manes? The starting mercs certainly don't
is it viable to stack miner ammunition and use them as bomb throwers? they get up to 5+ on belegar >>492920950this is a dawi resource building btw. i didnt know they had any contact with dawi-zharr at all. i thought they wouldnt even acknowledged their existence. i dont even think any of their lords get any sort of damage buff against them unless they are filed under generic "chaos"
>>492921578>5+ ammunition
This is Chadtek country. Runts out!
>coaltek mentioned
How will Balthasar Gelt deal with the Monkey King?
>play Skarsnik>help Skrag btfo Thorgrimm>help Tretch btfo Drazoath>Greasus is personally becoming overtyrant of the northern part of the darklands>Azhag personally slaughtered UngrimAHEMTOTALDAWIDEATH
>>492924241>>492924241>>492924241
>>492923851by having his start position change again
