Previous: >>492753667Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Big Run 9/6-9/8• Grand Festival announcement - Past vs Present vs Future: https://x.com/SplatoonJP/status/1814148407994589645• Version 9.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v900• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
Grizzco does not observe Labor Day, so get back to work!
Who's up for some SR?
Where the weyyos?
>>492883920>Sizzle Season is on until 8/31Why has no one bothered removing this yet?
show me your grandfest themed fits(just stuff using the cool new headgear)
>>492884236Taking a break from splatting woomies.
>>492884146i can after this shift
>>492884236
>>492884408how gay do you want to look
>>492885057Room up.
>>492885786coming now i was in mid of a king, resend invite please
>>492886128>>492885786SR 2/4, (You) me if you want in.
>>492885620impress me
weyyo!
wheyo
>>492887118scoopy
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>492884408
>>492884408Swapped the Cephalo Pods off for this on one of my woomy's fits, might actually keep it afterwards
>>492888909Woomy/10
>>492886273if you're still going I'd like to join
>>492889851Opening.
>>492888909
>>492888909the earrings look good with that tentacle stylevery nice and simple! 7/10>>492889083all out with the white combo I love the anaki shirt too8/10
>>492890764havent seen anyone use that headgear yet very cool! I love how the shoes are also this chrome silver it makes it pair well with the future shirt9/10
finally got 9s in this map...! i'll brb real quick also salmon room
>>492891364Congratulations anon
>>492891364Good job.
>>492884408Already posted it last thread but here.
>>492892289I don't get it.
>>492892697I didn't see that one! Love the matching black and once again im kinda falling in love with those earringsCallie/10 very good!!>>492892825genuenely my favourite hair/horns combo this woom looks very playful and that makes me happy8/10 not sure what to think of shiver's shoesKeep em coming :D
>>492884408>>492888909>>492889083>>492890764>>492892697>>492892825kek /ink/ really cant into fashion
>>492893172post ceph, now
>>492892908
>>492892825I thought there was a tail for a secondI keep seeing the horns as cat ears or Nepeta horns
gggggggs slom! something is coming up so i need to leave, besides that i'm starting to notice i have a slight headache, was fun anyways! >>492891427>>492891532thank you!
>>492893172surely you must have a very good looking ceph if youre saying that.
>>492893325GGs F.
Why does it look like you can finger the horns
IF THERE'S A HOLE...
grinding your yebby's bones to make my bread
>>492893236Name drop them
>>492893603they.... don't really have any bones
Hipster cut woomies...
>>492893172TEE HEE US!!
>>492893603I don't have a yebby...
>>492883920I love woomies dancing, they're so silly
kurwoomy
G if you wanna get the second King quick come join.
I love Aori.
>>492894342i keep seeing these two all the time who are they
>>492895363Is that so? Can you even name 5 things you like about her that isn't her appereance
>>492895994Can you?
>>492895739Some old has-beens
>>4928959945 cute facts about callie:- She's a girl!- She's a muffin!- I love her!!!!!- Callie!!!!!!!!!!!
>DCoh...well GGs A
>>492895994-She is fun-She likes pink-She plays rollers-She has a pretty singing voice-She is friends with everyone
>>492896258GGs G, sorry you couldn't get the king.
>>492896137Not 5 things. Test failed>>492896212Not 5 things. Test failed (still good)>>492896363True Callie enjoyer spotted. You pass. If you want a higher grade please elaborate each point
>>492896212i,is she really a muffin?
whats with this thing /ink/ers do that they will type out the initial but not the whole nameare they shy??
Callies massive butt.
>>492895994Her voice that I don't even understand, her friendliness, her sparkling character (Bleh, dunno how to properly say it on english), her optimism and her taste in food (We have a similar one). Dunno if it will be correct to include how I like her way of fighting, but yeah, this one is too.
>>492897054we're a top secret organizationwe use codenames
>>492897054among other reasons
>>492896874Well.. I think she is fun because she likes things like roller coasters and marshmellows and love!Pink is a really pretty colour and suits her super good.I love rollers! I bet she rolls everywhere with them!I like it when she sings the low harmonies with Marie. Ever focused on her voice during the end of maritime memory? It's so pretty.She just is! She loves Marie and Pearl and Marina and Frye, Shiver and Big man!She doesn't dislike Octavio even after everything and thinks the octarian soldiers are adorable and she is quick to befriend the agents! She is probably the best friend anyone could ask for!
>>492897169smelly feet woomy
>>492897169kill yourself
Well anyways, here it is:
>>492897169This woomy looks really easy to steal
>>492897054Anti-teeheeing protocols enforced by the powers that be after the last massive teeheeing incident. There were no survivors...
>>492897916You wouldn't steal a woomy
>>492897915>pre-patchwhy even post it
>>492897828Forgot to put this picture in
>>492897915'member when we thought the charcoal kit was going to be the good one?
>>492897915That fucking pencil that I hate
>>492897828>She doesn't dislike Octavio even after everything and thinks the octarian soldiers are adorable and she is quick to befriend the agents! She is probably the best friend anyone could ask for!Muffin is the perfect victim for an abusive relationship huh>"It's fine, he promises to change this time!"
Octotrooper gets Callie lapdance POV
>>492897916She doesn't have a woomy handle so she would be difficult to hold on to
>>492898437just pick up woomies by their flops
>>492897559I used to be a Mariefag since I have the Callie energy and I found Maries calm exterior to be quite cool. Over time thought I've slowly started liking Callie more. Her cheerfullness is just infectious and I vibe with her a lot more because of it. Sorry Marie, you're still cool I guess, but I'm not sure your reserved attitude is for me anymore
>>492884408Shoulder flares
>>492898592TLDR You became dumb and stupid
>>492897054It's common courtesy. Normal people aren't coming to 4chan of all places for recognition. That's how you get shitty gossip and accusations getting flung about. People just want to play the fucking game.
>>492898543DONTwould you want woomy to pick you up by your hair? She can dash around with a Hydra you know she will be able to pick you up with one hand
>>492898851marie pls
>>492898592I’m the same! I’m still a Marie fan at heart but over time Callie started growing on me. I guess as a kid I was drawn to Marie, and now im older im drawn to Callie
>>492884408Orca/penguin hoodie goes pretty well with that hat.
>>492898942she's too short, her hands too smallplus pulling on flops doesn't hurt the same way pulling on hair does
aw, maaaaan... I bought a new woomy but they made her look so much better on the box. guess that's what I get for not looking at a review first
>>492897169pretty basic but it works! love her face too you're a good woomie7/10>>492898834a grand dictator lol I think it's creative. points for those boots cuz theyre super fresh!!7/10>>492899043Is that so? I must try it out next time i boot up the game.
>>492898279>youve been together with Callie for many years >life has slowly gone to shit>she tries to be cheerful about it, but you shout her down>she bakes you muffins as a treat, slap the plate off of her hand>she pleads you to change, punch her right in the face>you drink the avoid having to look at her tears>tell her to put makeup on so you dont have to see your mistake>tell her you will hurt her more if she tries to leave you, follow up with how much you love her>hug her as she sobs since you both know the cycle will repeat tomorrow
>>492899605Only a 7? You gave the nigger before me a 7. I want at least an 8.
>>492899572Cute penis woomy.
>>492899572WHERE IS THE TIED SHIRT AND CROP TOP UPDATE NOGAMI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>492899572Always look at the ingredients first, dummyMullet woomies are always a bad purchase
>>492899274yeah you deal with the angry woomy after you decide to pull her flopsnot my problem if she grabs you by the legs like bowser and swings you around and tosses you into a bomb
>>492899823dude you guys talk like Marie wouldn't dessimate any of you for even thinking that stuffIt's not like Callie wouldn't smack you eith her roller either.and that's not to mention Pearl and Shiverjust saying Callie has many walls protecting her
>>492899572first cute penis cut woomy
>>492900102>Pearl and Shiver?????
>>492899851sorry. it's the shorts. not a fan of them... but if not for that id give you a 8.5/10
racism is not fresh
>>492900102>>492899823irrelevant. i'm a mary sue that turns all inklings and octolings in my wives that love me without condition
>>492900190The idols on the right side of the screen stick together y'know?Pearl has been seen with Callie multiple times they're besties!
>>492900545Shiver would be the last person to even attempt to defend Callie, she'd only stick out for Frye and sometimes Big Man.
>>492900439true'none of the idols would tolerate it
>>492900770true. in that case Pearl and Big Mantho frye and shiver WOULD care... they work for Marie remember?
>>492900307What’s the matter? You didn’t have shorts in the underground you filthy fucking ock? Meet me at undertow spillway at the shop reset and you’ll see how fashionable this squid can get. I’ll put you straight in the ground, back in your kettle.
>>492900781Aside from Big Man, but I mean, he's not a real idol. He's a third wheel.
>>492900770So what, if Shiver was the only one that knew what was going on she would just not care and keep her mouth shut? In domestic abuse cases it's very common for people to have no clue someone they know is being abused, and some that know end up paralyzed the same way as the victim
>>492899823more
>>492900781Aside from shiver and frye, I mean, only big man has any real talent for being an idol.
>if you can't name 5 things you like about callie then you don't like herI can't even name 5 things I like about my wife and I've been married to her for 7 years, I wouldn't trade her for the world
chubby marie in a grey vest and sweatpants eating ice cream on the couch
>>4929009236.
>>492901317Nooooooooooo please im sorry ill stop being racist to octos please give me back my 7 please please please im sorry
>>492900781Well marie probably wouldn't speak out against it at least
>>492901392Proudest miga warrior
Tier list based on what character would do what if you were in an abusive relationship with Callie(you're the abuser)hope this solves it
>>492901814>no separate category of "is the one abusing her" for Octavio
>>492881592
>>492902017You really need to play splatoon 2, there's a reason no one reacts the way you want them to because they don't understand what you're trying to get at. Shit posting only works when you have all the information, playing the bait game with only half the info doesn't work. You need to go all in or don't bother at all, unfortunately there's nothing to dive into here to go all in on
>>492902092She...
Gurkan's taste in women is terrible
>>492902092Good woomy.
https://youtu.be/-ABYTMhKhBg?t=139 seriously tho i thinks she sounds super pretty when she is the one doing the low notes
>>492902328>playing the worst game in the serieslol
>>492901814Updated and accurate version
Nono if ur here let’s make a room after this match
>>492895363
Griss why did you stop attacking him, we were doing it together I trusted you
what are the chances we'll get to go to the grandfest plaza and all other fest plazas after they end with amiibos?surely they wouldnt just throw this all away right? splat3 is already sorta the time capsule so it'd just make so much sense...
>>492901980Callies armpit.. I would like to see it
>>492903007this one.... this one is the one yeah. good tier list.
>>492903158They've datamined functionality on the idol amiibos for "remembering grand fest"It'll probably just take you to the lobby and let you watch them perform three wishes or something
>>492903158>Trying to "speculate" over things that have been confirmed already
>>492903158https://x.com/oatmealdome/status/1829364167922336160there’s data that suggests any idol amiibo will allow you to “Remember Grand Festival”
>>492903154I just felt like letting him live, to spread the message yknow? … sorry
>>492903215
>>492903405>>492903408>>492903415I had no idea cuz i actually cant see twitter anymore but now im so hapyy yayyyyyyy!!!!!!
NONO Join my room NOW! Super fresh octo wife
>>492903617Poor BR anon...
Where is the image of shiver ripping out fryes new horns . . .
>>492893379>>492893208why not
>>492903987
>>492903917That's such a nice drawing I'm sure it was posted on twitter.... sure would love to like it and bookmark it and follow the artist.. oh well.
>>492903692Wife?! You haven't invited me for dinner, I never met your parents, we didn't even hold hands yet
>>492903993That's pretty cute!! octoglasses are peak headgear in this game
>>492903993don’t post my ceph...
>>492903993sex with this veemo
I like Marie's snarky smile, it's genuine but she doesn't over do it which ties into the next thing I like about Marie - her demeanourI like how Marie talks to other idols, other characters and how she carries herself. It's very cool and calm but there's a lot of care there too especially towards another idol I like too, that being CallieI like Marie's style and aesthetic, she always looks so classy while still being able to look cute at the same timeI like how Marie ties up her tentacles, it has that sophisticated "short hair" look of a regular person but she can still let her tentacles down if need beI like Marie's voice, whether she's making fun of someone or singing her heart out it really doesn't matter. Just hearing her voice makes me happyJust 5 things about Marie that I like, I love her so much
>>492903993When I'm in a basic bitch NPC look competition and my competitor is a porn addicted mormon tourist schizo
>>492903590Amazing, thank you. I'm surprised it's so well made. Armpits usually suffer in 3d models, but this one looks delicious. Ah she's just so gorgeous.
I like Frye's fat milkers
>>492904497
>>492904206We gotta hurry things up if we're going to get married before the final fest. Quick put a wedding dress on!
>>492904417rent free
>>492904206Hold hands? Im not ready to be a father
Sorry Griss a little tired tonight so I'm not doing my best
>>492904427Don't mention it, just putting my capture card in good use.
>>492904278>>492904373>>492904657Kold why did you delete your post attacking ss again last thread?https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/492753667/#492814524
>>492904065Frye armpit spotted
>>492904691I’m also not doing my best because im finishing up some Sheldon licenses. Also I got a comm error. U?
>>492904776maybe if you made your falseflagging somewhat believable people would fall for it
>>492904548There's lots of things to like about shiverLike her...uh...
>>492904868>>492904776>same typing style and attiude>has been exposed for shittalking people on transcord and in the thread>'durr that not me!"
>>492905034don’t worry schizo kun they’ll surely believe you this time
this is up, by the way.
>>492905125we know, salmon dork complained about it in the last thread
>>492904760You know I hadn't notice it before but is that suppose to be a transperant material on her waist?Also do you have armpit pics of the other idols too?
Shit sorry Nono. Promised my sister I’d help her with something (She’s learning disabled) so have to run and do it. If you’re still playing in 10 mins I’ll join
>>492905125I wish Grizz would give it to you directly instead of news trash
>>492905386What a good big bro you are, fon't worry about me. Family is important
I saw this one Japanese slop suit in salmron run that was black with orange stickers on it. Any idea what it's from?
>>492905654>>492905125
>>492905654it’s the one you get from the news article
She should nerf stamper strong charge speed
>>492905349Maybe, right now all I have sorted is summer Squid Sisters' performance. Have Marie for now.
>next shift is horrorboros>weapons include sploosh, carbon, inkbrush and well stringgod
Are there any map modes that you like that are hated by a majority of players?Personally, I really like Eeltail Alley Splat Zones.
>>492906068Eeltail everything is pretty good, but saying such bold things upsets people around here.
>>492906068anything on hammerhead bridgedon’t really understand the hate for it, except for maybe rainmaker
>>492906023My wife
>>492883920Heheheheh.
>>492905572Ok made the room again
>>492906068My favorite mode is Turf War and I like hammerhead and Brinewater, you may now throw tomatoes
>>492906046That shift sounds like a pain in the ass.
>>492906046two hydrogen bombs and two coughing babies
>>492906606what weapon?
>>492906023Gorgoues! Armpits are wonderful. I would like to sniff them before and after their concert to experience the difference
>>492906761Bloblobber, wiper, & the mop bucket (forgot the english name)
>>492904760I don't need a capture card
>>492906874man shut the fuck up, what a shitty fucking post holy shit
The best head gear are the earrings and the horns
Marie must strip naked and dance on stage naked
>>492907224Agreed
>>492906258what’s so funny
Join my roooooom Nono!!!!!
>>492907224They're both very good
>>492907035
the best headgear is the contact lenses :)
>>492907347Cumming inside
>>492907035please put a tripcode on
>>492907548no
Fuck splatling got me
>>492908071Usually my sister doesn’t talk at all but tonight she was asking me a lot about splatoon. She has autism and only really talks to herself. Strange very strange
good night /ink/
>>492908167One of us! One of us!
>>492908539good night anon sleep well
>>492908539Night friend hope you got many conches today
>>492908539I'm making Frye stew for dinner
>Average present enjoyer
>>492908605Those are just rabbit feet
>>492908605hey wait no, those rabbit feet, those are hardly humanoid. you just saw frye and instinctively fired
>>492908539Good night, Goblinafan.
>>492906023>>492904760>>492903590I would love to use AI on this and see what the results would be. Post more
>>492908539rabbit = inkbrushdog = cohock
lmao
>>492909038He says that when the fryeposter says good night regardless of whether or not her feet are visible.
My fizzy bomb trails saved this sloppy match My eyes are crusty I need them to rest GGs Grisy
>>492909268Gg octo wife goodnight
>>492909415Alright just one last
>it's another episode of enemies having perfect combined arms and helping each other in fights while I have to play both offense and defense because my team is ineptI sure do love getting those unwinnable games 5 times in a row
tummy time?
fat veemos all-consuming tummy
>>492909464Lol addicted to turf
>>492909578I want to blow rasberries on 4's fit tummy
>>492909578
Alright last one for real this time
>>492910410why do people shit up their images with ca?
Did somebody say "bunnies"?
Callies big butt.Marie jealous of her butt.
>>492910726>human proportions>garbage eye mask on callieYou've got the wrong priorities.
>>492909813
it's fsh time.
>>492910726California?
>>492910890torn pants is a better fit
>>492910801Marie is a sophisticated squid, she isn't about ogga obooga butt fried chicken
>>492910983dreamin~
>>492910979This fsh brought to you by Grizzco Industries.
>>492910927i can't even look at the image long enough to see anything else to complain about.
>>492910948wow so based!any more cute pics of these two? or similar
>>4929109793/4.
I have trouble identifying forced but lazy shit posting from schizophrenia with some of you, you're losing your minds over a drawing that is completely harmless. Who are you trying to offend if you're not schizophrenic? The artist doesn't post here
What did the banner get changed to?
Bye Nono good turf
>>492911007i like the colored sweatpants more but this looks good too
>>492911596The default one they used to promote the fact that the winning team would get their version of the banner.
>>492911471You need to visit this site less anon
>>492906068eeltail used to be my favorite map but now it's mincemeati don't play chargersi only play tw and sometimes zones
>>492911596The sex woomy (and 3 other default cephs).
>>492911061callies ooga booga butt fried chicken...
>>492906140>t. should be drug out to the street
>>492911632GGs Gris matey for turfies
>>492905125>no matching gloopsuit>no silver gold or iridescent gloopsuitsFuck Nogami
>>492912365t. Pastfag
>>492912328Ah shit forgot pic rel
>>492912565gg
>>492912682It looks like someone edited Callie's head onto this picture. She would never wear something so slutty
Licking Callies sweaty body from her legs to her neck
>>492912874Cuttlefish... you're delusional.Your little princess became a whore
>>492912874She picked up a thing or two from the kettles.
>>492913427callie!
I DON'T NEED MORE EXP TICKETS FUCK THIS GAME
>>492913394>>492913073You(s) need help
>>492913427Perfection
>>492913427my wife
>>492913073Craig trying not to bust from Callies ditzy sluttiness.
>>4929145191. sexo2. cringe3. sexo4. big cringe5. maybe6. sexo
Frye has passed...
>>492914751that's a sea angel silly she just transformed
>>492914751boo-tsuho
So rude! Shooting at a poor defenseless reefslider user... This is why we need a Booyah Bomb shield
>>492915112why is bigman and callie unironically shippable?
Callie made all the weyyos in octo canyon woomy-sexual, Octoling birthrates are at an all time low Callie destroyed the octarian army by fucking them to extinction
>>492915629team love
What if Drop Roller was compatible with boyah bombs and reefslider?
>someone posts callie>same shit starts to post again
>>492915773Amazon's stole all the yebbies to compensate for thier lack of men. Lots of breeding and their numbers stabilized quickly
>>492914751I'm going to suck her to the afterlife with ink vacc
>>492916132callie! where?
>>492916132Selfinserting octofags are coping too hard
*yawn* time to meet Marie in my dreamsGood night /ink/
>>492916779It's only 7 PM
fat callie
Any good Switch controllers that you'd recommend that come with an earphone plug?
>>492917483We're in 2023 granpa, we use bluetooth now
>>4929176962024*
>>492918069>2015 was 14 years ago
>>492918291no..
>>492916660Here
I've looked it up like 5 times and I still have no idea what the fuck a proshipper is and why western splatoon artists always talk about them
>>492917696Fuck you
>>492905125We look like Helldivers. Makes sense given how Salmon Run plays. All we need now is that arrow key input.
>>492919238Pro(blematic) shipper. Just your average subjective tattle tale thought policing.
>>492919762That's made up by the twitterfags in question, it just means pro-fiction
>>492919238Proshipper: Someone who is pro shipping/fiction/couplesCan be and not limited toIncestAge gapMinor+pedoCultural or racial (nazi and a jew)Abusive relationships Essentially the type of relationships most would find disturbing or unacceptable in some form or another. Context matters a lot for some of them, for others like pedophilia it's more obvious why it's bad. I know it's not real
Shipping my favorite /ink/ers
i need to draw more splatoons
>>492920816Draw her fighting juri
>>492920529shipping /ink/er cephs with takos
>>492921046Bro upload a higher res screencap, why does that look so bad
>>492920816draw something that isnt porn
>>492921454based
>>492915112big man x callie has the same energy as white women fucking dogs
>>492921046i'll draw it later, im too tired atm>>492921454what porn?
>>492920529>>492921293You two have fun with that.
>>492921586What a weird thing to say
>>492921586Touch grass
>>492921672You need to try to stop chickenscratching, brother
sniffing Marie's armpitssniffing Callie's armpitssniffing Shiver's armpitssniffing Frye's armpits
>>492922017i lack line confidence, how do i improve that?
>what porn?
>>492922195It's fine if you're doing a sketch, but you're suppose to then draw proper lineart above it. Force yourself to commit to long lines instead of doing short ones. If it's really really bad habit then only allow yourself (for example) 30 lines and try to draw a squid with those.
>>492922195Draw lightly to feel out the line if you need to, but then solidly commit to something.
>>492920529who are you shipping me with
SR?
>>492922332Heheh got em bro
>>492922076
>>492922765I can go for one king
>>492922835Room up.
>>492922552>you're suppose to then draw proper lineart above it.i usually dont do lineart>Force yourself to commit to long lines instead of doing short onesi will do this
>>492922804youve never felt the touch of a women
I'm still waiting for someone to draw me. I deserve it WAY more than those faggers who started with 3.
splat 4's finalfest will be Silly vs Sexy
>>492922957SR 3/4, (You) me if you want in.
>>492922818giwtwm
idk something about this thread smells fishy
woomy x yebby = love and lots of little squiddies
>>492923542w-which one?
>>492924949Agent 4.. Being obssessed by odd auntie Marie
My /ink/ ships : <3<3<3Great Tusk x JoeySquinty x GojiFantasy x LímonSneakysnake x KankoraGurkan x Gurkansema x RESUMIä x Whacka Freakazoid x PanicChavo x Dark KoldKold x Frye fanBroy x SneakHandYxx x RANGUrchincel x MehtaruTofu x Grezar Nono x SouthOrion x cuck chair Hippie x Ballin(Brostar doesn't know) soup x Happy SkyLunar x CreatureHot Beans x Moon&StarExcelExel x NekolinBamboo x Hot DogCranberry x AurarianGnome x QueenFemurbrker x Booyah BoyRandomGuy x RainyTimmy x ReuniculusBargo x Chktendies AR x rc Offlock x (You)Owers x CalamarNoxxy x MeayaeSaber x MorganKork x RedMarzBei x Be pacific Wage Rage x Roumeritimeimp x Lep'bad1/4+1/2=1/3 x M1A1Sketch san x rayzor
>shipped with someone Ive never played withit's over
>>492925569I'm destined to die alone.
>>492925569half of these assholes dont even post/play anymore
any fsh? timmies are worse than usual tonight
>>492925569>shipped my woomy with a fucking manBad anon
>>492925569>not on the /ink/ ship list
>>492925569>Saber x Morgan
>>492925569>in the ship list>with the worst ship possible anon just tell me you hate me, no need to hurt me in this way
>>492926118what does it supposed to mean?
>>492926285I'm sorry cuck chair...
>>492926285I thought you died South
>>492926292Surprise, but nothing more. I was kinda hoping that nobody will ever ship me with someone again...
manmen x me
>>492926598Now you're talking my language
>>492925569man what the fuck
>>492925707>>492926017Who?
>>492926806My woomy is yuri-only, this ship is heresy
>>492925569You're all children. Who cares about this? Literally like school when kids would make friendship or love lists and everyone would go crazy about it.
>>492927090a woomy made for weyyos
>>492927090This is not a ceph shipping list Only players
>>492927182>you're kid nowYou're a squid now
The best ship is IMOF
Is it cope if I start using my subhuman underachiever (top 5000) X rank badge?
>>492927294goat
>>492927317it's less cope than top 3k badges are
>>492927250that's gay
>>492927317No it means you genuinely worked to get it. It's not top 3000 but it's still above the rest
>>492927430Nuh uh
>>492927250In that case it would be Saber with the random two year old he raped five minutes ago.
>>492925569>shipped with a femboyfug
>>492927678who?
>>492925569>Yxx x RANGflopshredding
>>492925569I’m actually satisfied with who I got paired with and a lot of these are really good.
>>492927934Peak FTM
>>492927938Yeah you know it's not just some schizo but someone that plays with the thread
>>492925569>not k and L
Is Nintendo gonna open up more orders for the Festival shirts?
>>492925569My /ink/ ship is accurate...
>>492928017what?
>>492925569>not ä x morgan
ggs sr
>>492923271GGs SR.
>>492928271female to male
>>492928440no.
>>492928345
>lost a game because some retard bodyblocked meI wish I could teamkill in this game.
>>492928771You and me both
Who is your /ink/ mistress you cheat on your /ink/ crush with?
do you think LDE is worth it for turf war?
>>492928906yesgiven that the entire game mode is "nothing matters other than the last 30 seconds"
>>492928017I miss the days when people like you would be kicked to death in the gutters
>>492929053this only applies if you're playing a weapon that can shit out turf, which you should be if you're tryharding enough to be actually worrying about abilities, but still
>>492928904I cheat on Happy Sky with Squinty...
>>492928904Anon dont...
>>492925936You still up to play? I might go for for one king. Just need to finish one cigarette and set some stuff up.
>>492925569i question the chemistry for many of these ships
>>492929194You all have HIV
>>492917696It took years for the switch to allow you to use bluetooth headphones and it's complete assI didn't even know they added it for a whileBut when I try to use it with mine it has awful latency problems so I just use it wiredActually I had the exact same problem with them on Linux but I fixed it by switching the codec from AAC to SBC-XQ so if they added that option to the switch maybe that would fix it?
>>492925569>im not in the shiplist of the thing I'm not a part ofDang...
>>492929108also no.
>>492929108why does that word make you so upset?
>>492925569I am rainy's discord kitten and I find this disrespectful.
>>492915112Best idol from squid sisters and best idol from deep cutMatch made in heaven
Seeing old names like Bargo makes me sad :((((Our one and only splatbrella user...
>>492925569Now explain every ship>excel x nekoCrackest of ships. You cant just pair them together just because theyre black hime woomies.
>>492929964Clearly you never joined Splatoon 1 nights back when the servers were up.
>>492927934>>492928017>starts wearing baggy clothing>is more into sporty or nerdy hobbies>starts to avoid 'girly' interests>says woomy and manmenmni less, prefers to say yebby and ngyes>decides to cut her hair shorter and shorter, from long flops to floplet to shreds>goes to shop in yeb section of clothing stores>asks you to refer to him as he now>looks happier for every passing dayYou have a yebby now anon, but you still love him right?
yes, I like this new weapon
>Nintendo recently took down a video by a popular Splatoon content creator, lodging a complaint within 20 hours after the video went live on YouTube. As reported by Yutura, the creator in question is Liora Channel, who has over 274k subscribers at the time of writing and is known for posting let’s play videos and guides for Nintendo’s family-friendly TPS Splatoon 3. >The video that prompted Nintendo’s swift action was not a simple let’s play, however. On August 22, Liora Channel uploaded a video in which they interviewed so-called “Splatoon Girls” or female players of Splatoon 3. The interview takes on a sexual tone as the questions delve into their experiences of meeting up with high-ranked male Splatoon players in real life and about how these encounters often result in casual sexual relationships. >Reportedly, the content creator also offered advice on “how to graduate from virginity” in the video, which, given Splatoon’s “E for Everyone” rating and popularity among children was harshly criticized by the public.splatoon video creators be normal challenge (impossible)
>>492930068I was in the PB though.
>>492928017>>492929645>>492930192fuck off back to Twitter with this troonshit
>>492930273I dont see the problem with what she did. If you dont like it dont watch it.
>>492930209Rookie numbers Joelle
also what was that weird ink effecthuhnever seen that happen before
>>492930273Good. The last thing we need is a bunch of kids going to conventions with the idea of having casual sex with 'pro gamers'. It would be another smash fiasco
>>492930789You sharted your pants lolmao
>>492930789imagine shitting yourself in the middle of a victory dance lmaocouldn't be me
>>492927508>>492927425At least the top 3k badge lets you hide that you got it from tentatek.
any splatoon girls itt need advice on graduating from virginity?
It is now the yebbiest of hours.Hand over those yebbies.
>>492895152zyebby
>>492931284I got mine from takoroka before the update...
>>492931671Get in the locker room and bring a smelly cheese with you, it will attract *him*
>>492932125 Yebby deserves to be raped
>watch replay of sus player>ridiculous lagswitch teleports and instakills>notice gold x badgeare most gold x rank players cheaters now?
Hard at work
>>492925569>ss x kbut k was meant for me..
>>492932478Always have been
>>492932402Apologize to yebby.>>492932501Yebby deserves 300 gold scales.
>>492932478with this game's netcode half the kills look like bullshit teleports in replays, even those from shitters that go 3-10you're just a slave to confirmation bias
>>492932478>sees one player lagging>thinks everyone in X is a cheater
>>492932658>I've been found out
>>492932658>the only lagger is the gold x badge>not just lagging but super lagging
>>492932254>the "my gf from Canada" of X-rank
>>492930192my woomy would never do that because she is a cute girl with cute pigtails
goddammit cat get out of my face I'm trying to play
>>492933652hecking meow
>>492932125you got it
>>492934169Where did Allan go?
>>492932608Why apologize? Yebby is no longer pure. He will never be the same
>>492934169Still waiting to play together for my bumps, tsk, tsk, tsk.>>492934231You just can't rape yebby like that, I won't let you. Yebbies deserve true love, you fiend...
>>492934169why does the trans community love smiling friends
>>492933619thankfully woomies live in a better world where such psychoses don't exist.
>>492934224Allan?
>>492934169Hey I just carried that same premade, small world just kidding this game's dead
>>492934456why are you obsessed with the trans community?
becoming godlike for approximately 1 second
>>492934610allan.
>>492934435You say that as if you still care for him after what happened. You know hes not the same anymore
anyone wanna play some open?
>>492920529>yfw your favorite /ink/ers got lost in transit
>>492934830why does the trans community think im obsessed with they/them
>>492935465because you keep mentioning them and associating everything with them
>>492935465CARLOS
>>492933652Embrace the toxoplasmosis
/ink/ers, and 4channers at large, get some sort of melty when they see any mention of trans people. It doesnt even have to be in the thread but when it happens they will be obsessed. They're most likely trans in denial
>>492935939that's usually it yeah
>>492935176Why would I stop caring about yebby? Maybe you are the one who never cared about any yebby if you want to do such things to them...Bad bad anon...>>492935197Sorry anon, brain is too fried to handle CB right now.
Yebweyys are meant to be used, toyed with and tossed aside by woomies.
sorry whoever joined my open room, you can rejoin if you wanti wasn't expecting anyone to since no one said anything>>492936072it's fine
i guess im picking future i guess
>>492936238Tomorrow if it's TC or SZ I'll try to be around to join you, pinky promise.
>>492934950>joey discovers flicking
the current weapons in sr look unfun, how bad is it?
>>492936184Good, and true
why does the trans community hate good salmon run rotations
>>492937110YOU.
>>492937406>any inkbrush rotation>good
>>492937406>inkbrush>carbon
why does the trans community hate using inkbrush
>>492936072>2240will splatoon still be around by then?
>>492934994Allah.
>>492936979the only bad weapon is inkbrush, others are fine
Anyone want to suffer for 1king in salmon?
I got left out of the name dropping list........
HIME YEBBIES WHERE
why does the trans community want to be named in the /ink/ name drop
>>492938369Shore
>>492934950gg.
>>492936072idk what this says but pink duran yebb has my heart on a chokehold
>>492938552woomening
unpopular opinionall splatfest should have the custom tag banner for each team. it's so much better for seeing who is what yknow? cuz you dont have to wear your tee al the time after picking a team but chances are youll use the banner made for it all the way since it doesnt affect your gameplay with abilities
why are there so many ugly octolings in the west?
>>492930789Literal shitter
you can tell there are tourists itt because they refer to trannies as "people"
>>492939751actually only election tourists think about trannies at all
>>492939751why is this such a big thing for you literally nobody else cares
why does the trans community not want others to call them people like decent human fucking beings?
We need sharia law in Inkadia.
>>492939971idunno why do you keep bringing up mutilation fetishists in this thread about the funny squid game?
>>492940529im not the boogeyman you're looking for
>>492937710Of course, Splatoon is the future, anon.Trust the plan, yebbies will be real.>>492938405Make one and show him to me.>>492938602He's really cute, isn't he?Topknot is also a handsome boy, but I feel durian is often very under-appreciated.
squid rights are kid rights
>>492909883Love the cap so much its unreal! the pearl amiibo shoes actually fit it too well... this veemo is very amiibo heavy.9/10>>492910890love these pants more honestly.File name is right this just is really spiky. you're knocked it outta the park10/10 congrats!
>>492940820good, then nobody has to post anything else about them and we can talk about cephs
GGs
does anyone in this thread smoke seaweed
Sex with woomy
sax with woomy
>>492941880yeah Me
GG's Salmonators!
>>492942531woomy teaches me to play sax>>492941880me, and my ceph
ggs fifs
Sex with yebby
>>492942884>>492943053GGs! Love me some brush
I know splatoon 4 is just gonna go back to the 2 team fests butby the chance that it somehow somewhy chooses to curse us with 4 way splatfests I'm just gonna sayI'd be dissapointed if the finalfest for 4 isnt the 4 cardial orientations(ofc that is assuming the dumb idea of 4 way fests)By the way which of the four would you pick anyways?
>>492943512Extra classes in Fate are getting fucking ridiculous as of late.
>>492943512What if S4 has 4 choices to vote on and a week before splatfest they dissolve into 2 teams
>>492943728actually that could also work. they did something similar in splatoon 2 once didnt they?I could see them doing that.also alsoI guess the four temperaments would also work but that'd be like asking "would you rather be sad, happy, angry or ignorant?"
Cephs are so cute. I wish I could pat them on the head for being as adorable as they are.
>>492943512I'd imagine if they do 4 teams every fest would just be like the TMNT one from 2But if that was the case fests would have to be much less frequent or else it would be fatiguing having one nearly every week
>>492943656>>492943728>>492943948okay but seriously tho what's more important to you?Providing structure, espiritual journey, connecting to others or leaving a mark? actually kind of a hard question...
>>492943889Smooch the yebbies.
>>492943879phlegma balls lmao
>>492943879>S4 finalfest where you have to choose which Idol of each game you liked best ((You) can only choose from the ones that won their finalfest (with S3 using either whoever got the most wins or the anniversaryfest winner))>>492944120Dunno, I see myself falling into many of the colors in that wheel, namely yellow, cyan, and I guess somewhat magenta (triadic colors lol), but ultimately the options those colors go into are way too vagueProvide Structure could mean a lot of things and doesnt explain itself very well, I have not once heard the word "espiritual" in Espiritual Journey, and Connect to Others and Leave a Mark are both the only ones that say what they are on the tin, which eliminates the other two and really just reads as Love vs Fame
>>492943889cephs are too good for this world
>>492945357Marie - PhlegmaticPearl - CholericShiver - Melancholic??? - SanguineAlso I think it's overall just a matter of choosing having the means, feelings, people and goals
So how the hell did the mass extinction kill off mammals and only mammals? Something of that scale would be more likely to just wipe out everything above water.
>>492925569>Offlock x (You)It's been a while since we played together.Is there any rhyme and reason to this list, or is it just random?
>>492946721some of it looks to have reason based on the pairings, others it's just random grouping
>can't get both splatfest gear and slom gear in one go>have to restart the game twiceBravo Nintendo!
>>492932528Okay Tofu
>>492946721>>492946801Nta but anon may be right>S-T x Rz>both drawfags>gotten along well and generally nice>both wear something green(?)>EE x N>brazillian>that's about itI would be curious to hear the reasoning behind each one though
>>492936072didn't you have a yebby rape basement at one point
I'm not in the shipping list lol even though I post my ceph a lot lmao
>>492948119Friendly* basement.
Is it okay to feed my woomy kibble? I read online that it’s better to feed woomies real food like fish.
>>492925569How is this stupid shit still up?
>>492949042I remember there being a lot more replies to that post all by the same person.
>>492949023I feed my woomy fried food personally. She's a picky eater.
>>492949361I am hungry now because of this post, fuck you.
I like to draw lewds of /ink/ers without their consent.
>oh neat, lemuria hub is on turf>surely i won't get crableg 18 times in a row, that would be a 0.00038% chance
>>492950026ooh post mine
>>492950026post them
>>492950026Bet you didn't do mine lol
>>492950109>gets a better map 18 times in a row by some cosmic chance>complainsBut yeah whatever the game uses to decide the map you get is fucking broken. I don't think I had a streak of 18, but 10 for sure many times before.
>>492944470Weyyo too, right?>>492945594Very true. I love all of 'em.
fsh with mean woomy, 2/4.>>492951304hub is fun in turf.
>>492951304I bet the guy complaining is a roller/brush/bucket main because lemeria's braindead for those weapons specifically but crableg is one of the few maps where they can't cheese free wins
>>492951725I would like to FSH
>>492951753As a shooter main I don't like Lemuria because it makes me think with all the weird shapes and moving shit on the floor. I just want to relax and hold ZR to win.
Sorry HB
>>492951753i was using jet and sploosh. i don't main anything.
>>492951645Weyyos are very cute too! But I already have one myself.Yebbies are what truly charm my heart. What about you?
teehee hearts...
how many conch shells do you guys have already?i only got 15... I wanna try getting as many as possible before the fest
>>492929964Probably due to im the only /ink/er who hangs around with Excel outside of /ink/. That's my guess why me and him got shipped lol.
>>492952975Well, I like all cephs. That is the undeniable truth. However, I will admit that my bias toward yebs in particular is stronger. Such bias might be the result of being a Splatoon 1 oldhead. Perhaps the dummest variety of ceph there is.
FUCK
>>49295329457
Ah, GGs brief sammin blammin
>>492954225What team?
>>492954292comm error, fsh. and after 18 crablegs in a row, the high tide almost every wave with shore boss spam/glowflies is getting boring too. this game is determined to be aids tonight.
>>492954498Oh, damn, should we stop then or do you wanna keep going? Up to you, I dont want you suffering
i play this game so little that the snail rewards expire from each fest
>>492953572Wait a second... Do we know each other by any chance, fellow yeb enjoyer...?
>>492955759this is you (washed up)
>>492955889Nah, I doubt that very much Anon.
Fish bonuses + 1 king?
>>492897915>Ten out of sixteen teams have the damn pencil>Custom Wellstring showed up once>Vanilla Carbon showed up for the first time ever wtf>That double mint, triple bubble team>That one team that showed up with vFlingza, vSquiffer, Wiper, and Inkbrush Nouveau>The team next to it running hyper offense Cooler Tent shield dive with Splashdown + Reefslider>This many Mint Decavitators>Winning team was two short-range shooters in a tournament with all of this other stuff bullying themHow the fuck did they do it?
>>492957419I can
>>492957419Too burned out, maybe tomorrow
that gif of 8 woomies being pushed by the machine on port mackerel(turf)
>>492957419Yes
>>492957904rooms up
>>492956680My bad, the way you express yourself reminds me of a friend who used to come here.Well, since you are here now, we'll just have to become buddies too, so we can talk about dum yebbies. Also good to know you are a fellow S1 player, tho I admit that it feels weird to remember back when I used to play yeb since weyys weren't a thing.
>Cool white cap>Cute hair bits>...and five other pieces that are all gross-looking spiky shitBit disappointing.
>>492958641>the crown is gross-looking and spiky>the barette is gross-looking and spiky
gn
Best girl and best boy are on best team
damnmaybe this season
GGs SR room
GGs salmo, slick boris!!
GGs T, M, and R.
S3 was an incomplete salmon run spinoff and there will never be another Splatoon because they burned all their goodwill.There will never be another Animal Crossing with more than 2 lines of dialog per personality types and with the old furniture.There will never be another Mario Kart, just more DLC for 8.Smash Brothers Ultimate is the final one since sakurai retired.Pokemon will get gen 5 "remakes" somehow even worse then BDSP.And yes I will still preorder the switch 2 day 1.
>>492962802okay pastfag
optimismfags be like:>the glass is half full :)it is bone dry
>optimistthe glass is half full>pessimistthe glass is half empty>calliefag when he's drunkcтaкaн нaпoлoвинy кycт>splatoonthere's a squid in my glass
atleast theres a glass!
I wish i had a glass
>>492965039>calliefag when he's drunk>cтaкaн нaпoлoвинy кycт
>Inkling SEND THEM BACK DOWN THE FUCKING SEWERS
>>492965301Something on your mind, kettle squatter?
Who would like to play SR/Open/Turf in 30 mins?
I wish the glass was emptier!
this woomy's deformity means she legally can't play turf war
>>492966760what deformity
>>492967336>She is an Inkling with a mutation that allows her tentacles to have multiple colors, but it rarely proves useful.
>>492967436Cant she just like turn them all to the same color for the match and then return to multi after?
>>492925569>Gurkan x GurkanOkay I will need to hear your explanation on this one.
>>492967530I assumed it was out of her control but I guess it could be interpreted as something she can change at will
>>492966361>but nobody came
>>492968248Is this a bloody Undertale joke? Bleh, don't know why always ask in a bad time.
why does torpedo ink your feet for free when you throw it?
>>492966760My wife
>>492968449Because the devs wanted it to do that
>>492969102yeah but I don't get what merits it having that feature over any other sub in the game
>>492968151why did she have to be so kissable
Torpedo should leave an ink trail as it flies.
>>492966361if you're still down to play maybe i can fish in a bit, need to fully wake up first still
>>492969836Oh, good morning! Just tell me when you're ready, and then I will set my stuff.
>lose 3 tw matches in a row to base rushing splooshes on manta mariai hate tw lads
Huh this looks quite different from what I was lead to believe
>>492969780it already leaves an ink puddle when it bonks
>>492970647Are these all /ink/ers?
>>492970764About 75% are /ink/ers. Rest are randos that added me and I felt bad rejecting. And a handful of /v/tards too.
Keep getting hit with this and it’s near middle of the night for me. I choose tentatek division earlier today. Am I fucked?
>>492972165potentially it's a bit early in the season for people to have ground from S to S+0but you're still probably fucked
>>492972313Are the Japanese quicker about getting x rank?? Is there any way I can play x rank middle of the night?
>>492972165>I choose tentatek divisionwell, you've bricked your save for the season. so early into it too, rip.
>>492972390You should not have picked the region that's notoriously under populated if you wanted to play at odd hours
>>492972636>>492972609Cool -_- can I reset rank and then get to x rank in the fucking Japanese division?I chooses America so my system doesn’t eat shit and lag trying to host players playing from Japan
>>492972878im sorry if you got into the game late and weren't aware of the issues with X regions, like I said maybe more people will join after fighting through S but you're probably kind of SOL and will have to play at peak hours to find matches
>>492969836You still alive?
>>492972923I had this game since launch I just actually wanna get my use out of the $60 and 700+ hours on this shit lol
>>492966760Imagine trying to swim with noncompatiple ink, that's her entire life.
im genuinely about to make a facebook account for uploading images, this shit sucks
>>492972923Do you know when peak hours might be?I’m still so fucking appalled that I can’t even matchmake with Europeans in x rank if somehow 3am in America is comeplety ghost town dead servers no matter what
>>492973213europeans are at work/school, it's dead hours there as well
>>492973180there are some apps that shorten the step to just scanning the qr code once
>>492973350So there are no bum fuck neats or hell people who are off rn in Europe, Australia, Brazil anyfucking where. I’m not a beat I’m just a person who is a night owl and has their days off on non weekends
3's poncho is cute
>>492960907Veemeow
>>492972994something came up... i'm very sorry
Final takoroka division rankings for last season were posted.
>>492975646I genuinely want to kill myself for not picking takaroka division
>>492975340Okay. Next time then.
>>492975646...are you going to post them here?
>>492975949No.
>>492976918this gives me faith as a zimi user
>>492976918ZIMI NATION...
>>492976918there isn't a single snipewriter in there because they all died of boredom in the process of grinding past 3k
>>492976918where’s Brostar?
>duo queueing orange zaps and respawn punisher e literthe sweats are really coming out to tw for grand fest
>>492976918Genuinely what is the point of this rank shit if most of the top is just gonna be Japanese and your sol if your from any part of the fucking world that isn’t Japan.
>>492978117should have got top 10 in season 2 when a western playerbase still existed
What even is splatoon 3 tick rate right now? I’m genuinely curious.
>>49297884515-16, same as it ever was
hmmmmmmmmWHAT DO I PICK
>trying to use angle shooter to then 2shot someone with sspro is slower than just 3shotting themwhat am I supposed to use this for, then
>>492976918do you have the tentanek one?
>>492979783hasn’t been posted yet
if squeezer didn't exist, would sspro see use or would it still be outclassed by .96?
>>492978994same as it ever was
>less than 2 weeks until grand festival>shirts still haven’t shipped
letting the days go bylet the woomies hold me downletting the days go bywoomies flowing underground
not enough players at EVP800
>>492983291this is so familiar what is it
>>492983764ive never actually seen the "not enough players" message in SR, I assumed it just pulled from all ranks if necessary
>>492984223it wont start a match unless the average is 300HL at 800 and above
I have to admit that playing rapid blaster in tc is some of the most fun I've had in this game
>>492979464you're not supposed to use vproyou're supposed to pick jet and use it to be the strongest weapon at ranges where nothing has any sort of immediacy (and also for marker into 2shot being faster than the main).>>492980626with a good enough kit, yes. succ b-bomb is a pretty good kit. they have a very fun dynamic going between them, .96 is stronger up close and can paint, pro is stronger at range and more consistent. the whole 3-liner shooter group is actually very well balanced with each other, minus nova that needs some buffs, and squeezer that outclasses the entire rest of the group.
>>492983896And you may find yourselfIn a beautiful houseWith a beautiful cephAnd you may ask yourself:"Well, how did I get here?"
>>492983896once in a life time by the talking heads>>492985550this song could very accurately be applied to Marina
>>492985684what is the song about?
>>492986352just listen to it nigga, it's a good song
>>492986517i thought you wanted to share your thoughts on it..
>>492985684>And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house">And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife"Marina would never say this
>>492986725she might if you interpret it as disbelief at her own good fortuneshe seems to have a pretty low opinion of herself in general
>>492982676they aren't even sold here in the largest economy of europe
wish oth were my wives
pls give more crumbs nogami
>>492987137The only remembered to sell the bracelets in Australia, preasu undahstandu
Wish there was more cowboy gear
https://twitter.com/laura_yokozawa/status/1830926927663919486what did she mean by this
>>492987727the poncho is right there >>492974145
GGs SHfuck those triple splat bomb teams
>>492987895I love how much frye's VA seems to like the game
>>492987727artist?
>>492988393GGs, got my 5th winalso sorry for that loss, i was playing bamboozler, probably could have been playing something useful
>>492988278It's pretty good but I'd like one that's got a pattern. More importantly there aren't aren't any proper cowboy boots, the buckle-downs are the best we've got
>>492988734nicealso don't worry about it, I couldn't get out of spawn lol
>>492988418Yeah she does, even if she's pretty bad at the game (she still hasn't cleared story mode). She and the rest of the idol VAs are also restricted from doing their poses and singing with their idol voices and I wouldn't be surprised if they were also restricted from fully cosplaying as the idols. Laura circumvents this by just using Frye's head ornament and a yellow top.
>>492989410whatsup with those restrictions?
>>492987895>named Laura>french name of Frye in biofrenchaboo?
>>492989725seems like pretty standard shit for a company as scared about keeping up brand appearances as nintendo is
>>492987727Cute cowoomy
>>492990025Angie is the spanish name for Frye, not the french one
>>492990174I played the game in french, shut up
>>492987727You can make some looks work like this set I gave to agent 8 amiibo.
>>492990025It's her spanish name too, and it's because there's quite a few spanish/latin american frye fans.
>>492990278no one cares about fr*nch people, you shut spanish is more relevant
>>492990278Still not a ""Frenchaboo""
>>492990278how come names are sometimes translated? its a name
>>492987727same
>>492990979some irl names also get "translated" to other languages
>>492990979Utsuho doesn't make sense in english because in japanese it's a rare female name and a pun on Utsubo, which means moray eel.
>>492991069really? like what
>>492991127it's mostly the usual basic names that only get translated, a few that i know: John -> Juan (spanish) Timothy -> Timothée (french) Paul -> Pablo (spanish)
>>492991127All the biblical names. Or do you think people were called John in the middle east.
>>492991406ahh i see thanks. Makes me wonder if my name has a translation>>492991513idk ive never been there
>wave 3>basket getting completely overrun>1 crewmate downed and unreachable>reach quota>remaining crew struggling to stay alive until the timer runs out>manage to clear wave>teammate dumps 2 celebratory booyah bombs
>>492992528thats me sorry...
>>492993748cute kitty frye!
>>492985684https://voca.ro/1donFGz368Kbwell, it tried
SR at the hour?
>explosher lands shots directly on top of me>take zero damageit's not often that I get to be the beneficiary of the bullshit lag
>find weapon I can consistently win turf with>devs nerf its inking right before GranFesthe ultimate in FLAR
>>492996909hop on mini splatling, brother
>>492996969I've tried several times but I've never been able to get the hang of it
>>492996909the ultimate weapon is the weapon that makes you not care whether your team loses
>>492961340I thought the season names were just more localization garbage and that the Japanese names were something else but then I see this.
>>492996909in solo it's still neo sploosh and qr spam. most players are beakon blind, sploosh movement lets you get past most things that don't one shot, and wail lets you get past chargers and sharks to get into their spawn. even if they do kill you, you're already landing your superjump back in 5 seconds.
I wanted to hear callie singing more white girl anthemshttps://voca.ro/19qfkcsdPe29
Every time I play turf I'm reminded why I don't play turf. You make one slip up a little too late in the game and all your progress is erased with no way to turn the tide back in your favor
>>492998903God yes bless you.Not very technical but what is happening when the voice gets all weird at 3:08~
>>492999641Your problem is that you're playing to win in the squidbag party fun mode
>>492999641But it's turfWho gives a shit about winning it's the casual mode
>>492999856>>492999823I only have fun when I win
>>492996909>find a broken-ass gun>devs make it less broken-ass>noooooo they are forcing losses!stop being so ass-broken and adapt, edit had it fucking comingalso consider mini or ballpoint
>>492999856I used to this think this way but then they added x10/x100/x333 battles and it no longer became possible to feel relaxed and play whatever you want in turf war during splatfests, unless you stick exclusively to tricolor at least.
>>493000081edit was honest and yet it got the hardest nerf in the patch other than squeezer.
Splatoon 4 should have more unique looking idols.
>>492999823>>492999856I wouldn't care if I wasn't trying to get better for GranFes
>>493000410>vtumor
>>492999641a tw game lasts only 3 minutes, lamenting about all your progress being lost is sillya tw game isnt decided until the very last moments which is good game design because the game isnt decided before its overits however unlikely that you lose a game if you have dominated for the entire match, which is also good game design because the outcome isnt random
>>493000410Go back to your containment board
Good morning /ink/, may I have some Harmony today?
>>493001330
Which one?
>>493000410I only watch laimu and hackerling sorry
>>493002407Harmofeet...
>>493001653>hackerlingErm...based? I love annoying dogshit women who are bad at the game too!
>>493002407kill yourself
>>493001598Neither. Put down the pen and stop drawing this shit
>>493001598there's not really a polite way to say this but these faces are really unappealing, left one has a forehead bigger than frye's while right one looks like an ogre
>>493002470>Shiver never tells anyone the secret truth>She got her idol fashion sense from her dad
huehuehuehuehue
>>493003321sexo
anyone wanna open?
>>493002470love it
>>492998903Will you make more of these?
>>493004329I still have the software open if you have a request
>>493003321This is a good woomy
>>493004397Everytime We Touch - Cascada
>>493004397any katy perry or lady gaga song
yeah, this bow is funwish it had a more suitable special though, like wail or inkstrike
>>493004817>joey discovers a new weapon that lets him get kills while blind firing
>>493004550damn this one came out pretty wellhttps://voca.ro/1ds1qRVhPCPL
>>493004397Can we get one with frye's voice
>>493005151Fuck yeah, thanks. What software do you use to make these? >picme at the muffin concert
>>493004902correct
>>493004726if I was better at this I would have octavio sing the snoop dogg partshttps://voca.ro/15AGRy7v2YOQ>>493005246what song?>>493005364https://github.com/SociallyIneptWeeb/AICoverGenmodels are sourced from huggingface.co
going to the thread is bad for me because it makes me more obsessed with the pink roller squid
the butt squid
>>493006297feliz navidad, if it works
the "totally meant to do that" kill into the "actually did mean to do that" kill
>>493006557https://voca.ro/1ob1RwBBEwC0
kill yourself
the head squid
>>493007950this is perfect thank you so much
>>493007950comiendo
>>493000232>hey let's make mini but better in every single wayjust because it's not overpowered in current meta doesn't mean it's honest, it just means that the meta is ridiculous and should all get harsh nerfs until they are in line with the second class citizens>just buff the restokay hotshot. buff mini to be as good as edit. without losing what makes mini mini (e.g. it remains a 2.5-liner), without breaking muscle memory of long time mains (e.g. no shot velocity increases, everyone's too used to it being slower than some blasters over almost a decade) and without making it stupid (you could make it run at swimming speed, but you'd have to be a moron to actually do that).
Why does the helldivers trailer work so well with SR?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxq0TSpyRU4
>>493009589>slightly animated .pngs in the bottom leftFuck is this some budget vtumor thing?
the flat squid
>>493010079my woomy is smol but not flat
>>493008908>buff mini to be as good as editBuff its firing duration to 2 seconds. Make it lightweight. Easy.
>>493009589The splatoon guns sure got a lot more punchy when you add machine gun fx to them
>>493008908Mini is a shooter bully, Reddit's charging time is too slow to be suitable for that. It's literally just a matter of kits, the cooler bitch option sees play for comps that don't favor the cooler bitch pencil. Zimi would see more play if vRoller and Decav weren't more optimal for teamcomps that favor Bubbler.
>>493009589The thing about "us" being just a waste material in both HD and SR is the main reason why its kinda works.
>>493010151your woomy is flat haha flat as a board!
>>493000205I lost the one and only 333x I ever got during last Splatfest and it completely mindbroke me.
>>493010386Callie! H-hi..
>>493010415leave his little woomy alone
>>493009875Looks like a discord voice chat overlay; whoever is speaking lights up
>>493010220>real gun sounds while playing SRI like this idea it could make the mode more fun>When fly fish locks on you hear Bitchin Betty (spoken in Inklish) yelling missile missile missile
>>493011230ah a fellow warrior
Mini desn't even need buffs, it just needs a decent kit. How the fuck is mist bubble and burst hammer supposed to compete with curling cooler and SPLAT BOMB CRAB TANK??All it needs is for the Refurbished Mini to have Suction Zooka like its old S1 kit. People will magically start thinking MUCH more highly of Mini once it's getting 10 zookas per match.
I still just want blob with beakons/cooler
occacionally im reminded that people unironically play the modes instead of just woomy dressup
um mistbubble is fine someone got #1 in zones with it
>>493000872>a tw game isnt decided until the very last moments which is good game design
Maybe I just have brainrot from being 95% of the way to 5 starring zimi but I think mist isn't that bad of a sub
>>493011837Mini should be lightweight
>>493012519It has its uses but mainly in TC or RM other modes it isn't very useful.
>>493012519It's not bad but it's definitely the weakest sub in the gameIt needs to do gradual damage; a slow isn't really that much of a deterrent
>>493012519I get you, I've been deluded to believe Splattercolor Screen isn't a bad special and that Thermal Ink isn't that bad with it.
New>>493012943>>493012943>>493012943
>>493010176>make it fire for almost as long as heavy on less than half the charge timeanon, i said not ridiculousthis makes it completely unapproachable for 2-liners, jr-tier efficient and extends its inking capacity from best in the game to "paints for two" all at once, while not addressing its main (intended) weakness of being a pushover against 3-liners. >lightweightboth won't help it in any way and thematically inappropriate. it's made out of splat charger and splattershot parts, you take two guns, mash them together and it ends up lighter. >>493010364edit can bully 2-liners all the same. even hydra can bully 2-liners with quick charges if it's savvy enough, edit's got more than enough charge ratio and mobility to effortlessly outrun and outgun small arms. mini is just the best gun at it, being second to the best while being better at everything else is stupid balance. >if vRoller and Decav weren't more optimalyeah, that is a thing, mini doesn't like cooler meta. but even without it, it'd see use as a bubble bot and little else. a main that can't shine on its own is worthless, only a few learner weapons like jr and undercover should ever stoop that low (and even these struggle because with powercreep we have strong mains with kits that are just as strong so there's no reason for jr to exist beyond level 1 unlock).
long is the shadow cast by the flops
