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Thanquol soon, friends!
>tfw no ashigaru wifeWhat Warhammer faction for this feel?
Where will these lords start?- U'zhul Skulltaker- Gorbad Ironclaw- Golgfag Maneater- Arbaal the Undefeated
Be a good person.
Halflings SOON....
>>492924241Bretonnia > Empire editionI truly pity people who believe this, whether it's in a power sense or lore wise.
ROMA...DOMVS...
>>492925076I hate that Skarsnik looking munchkin.
>>492924449for me it's the Ashigyaru
>>492925279Envy is a disease.
>>492925163>I truly pity people who believe thisI don't think about you at all, peasant.
>>492925607i'd punt him across the Reikweald I swear to fuck.
>>492925638well if you're going to be that way then enjoy your shitty underbaked faction. Bretonnia will henceforth get NOTHING
>>492925423I wanna impregnate this Ashigyaru...
nippon roster:legendary lords:shogun guy9 tailed fox yokailords:daimyomaster onmyojiheroes:generalmikoninjalegendary hero:tomas van der kruzmelee infantry:spear ashigaruwarrior monks (naginatas)nodachi samuraiwolf tenguranged infantry:bow ashigarumatchlock ashigarutanuki bomb throwershybrid infantry:bow samurai (katanas)melee cavalry:spear samurai4 elements cavalryranged cavalry:bow samurai (mounted)flying infantry:crow tengumonstrous infantry:red oniblue oni (greatweapons)single entity monsters:jorogumo
as Franz is Kemmler going to attack me in Reikland? Should I keep an army at Eilhart?
Dan is making plays
>>492926156single entity warmachine:Nanban tradeship
how much do you rp? i always feel dumb stealing tech from orcs and whatnot but feel like hot shit whenever i do it to races with actual techhopefully i stole their milf bodyguard tech
>>492927119I never ransom captives for evil factions.
>>492927435>dawi have option to "execute & loot">do that constantly>get trait for ransoming captives multiple times>feel like ive been letting evil factions go all along
where is psionics in warhammer?
>>492927119I'm a realpolitiking son of a bitchI traded for 4 settlements with wurrzag just so I wouldn't have to open up another front. he can have the shitty badlands, I just wanted the legendary grudge locations.
>>492927928>>492920950>>492921578
>>492925638>I don't thinkPerfect description of a Bretonnian. Imagine not knowing that you're praying to a witch hiding in the domain of elfs that eat your peasnts.
Anyone else fee like the Deeps needs more buildings? What's there is useful, but it's all economic buildings and nothing else.
>>492927669>Dawi >Not executing all who have wronged them NGMI
>>492928324I feel that the Dwarfs also need:More things to spend Oathgold onAdditional variants of SlayersAnother Legendary Lord
>>492928456One Earthquake was not enough
>>492928324that's kind of the point. Just to make them be able to have an economy that be concentrated in fewer settlements so you don't have to map paint.Honestly wish all settlement factions had this ability in some form. Map painting and building up settlements becomes a chore later in the campaign.I wouldn't mind the ability to just build regular military buildings in the slots though, Would be nice to be able to build up a recruitment center quickly without having to build up and hold all the minor settlements in a province
>>492929719I get it, I just wish there was more of a choice between what you wanted to do. Especially in third tier, where the second tier choices just become "oh, you didn't really want to do that, silly billy" and default to the main line bonuses.
Alright ladies, which one is sucking and which one is fucking?
>>492929592you already have 6 variants of slayers, counting goblin hewers and dragonslayers. What more could you possibly need?
>>492930503Slayer cavalrySlayers (Sword and Shield)Slayers (Armoured) ((Slow for a Dwarf))
>>492930503Mounted SlayersSlayers riding other Slayers into battle
>>492930361DONOTLEWDTHE SISTERS!
>>492930503just this. It's the last piece the dwarf roster will ever need
>>492930963It is too late.Relish in the agony of knowing that Arahan whimpered and Naestra screamed as I delighted.
>>492926076>Bretonnia is already in the gameWhat need have I of anything more! I shall be chortling heartily all the way to fair Couronne.
Are blood grounds combined? Like will effects from one herdstone affect the bloodgrounds of another herdstone?
>>492930503the beer dispenser that works like a grail relic
>>492931213ill allow it. dawi cavalry.
>>492931424nevermind, I can see them in the province effects and they don't share
>>492931424>turn 12>middle of lustriahow?
>>492927928
settle it you ratfuck bastard
>>492927119I'll try to get some screenies but when playing as Chorfs I'll rename Dwarf holds. So for Karaz-A-Karak I'll make it Karaz-Ash-Kanak, Zhufbar becomes Zharr-Ankhorraz and Barak Varr becomes Barak Vashkurr. Also after battles with Dwarf armies I always do the 'replenish' option (forgot what its called) and imagine converting the Dwarfs to Hashut worship.
>>492933031I changed my start position because I wanted to be somewhere zesty and exciting
>>492933182oh ok
do dawi really trade with the dawi-zharr?
>>492933736Does anyone at CA bother to read the lore? Just mentioning Chaos Dwarfs infront of a Dwarf is enough to send them into a baby rage. Unless these guys are secret chorfs
Taurox and his minataurs being the only thing in his fucking army that can't vanguard deploy is gay as fuck. Make it a skill at least
>>492927119A moderate amount, more than normies for sure.I need to do it more.The more you immerse in a campaign, the better.
That's a good lizard harvest
now that's a mating press
>>492926080understandable
>>492935968
>>492936457>herall lizardmen are male
>Only Total War game on consoles>Hack and Slash Spinoff>Released only seven months after Sega bought CAIs Spartan: Total Warrior any good?
>>492936624>he doesn't know
>>492936624How could I object to such a based an sensual opinion
>100% of Franz guides online say you need to rush Khazak and Festus>this is Festus' army???????????how do I beat this?
>>492938564>valiant defeat autoresolveyou got this anon, wont be a pretty victory but you got this
>>492925423Why is her crotch discolored
>>492939540tanlines
>>492930361>Black-haired sisterBuilt for being used as Queek's exclusive breeder, kept in a gilded cage of relative luxury and cleanliness and forced to constantly pump out litter after litter of blackfur pups. She's long since stopped resisting after seeing the fate of her sister(and being threatened with having all her limbs removed after the Nth escape attempt) and now meekly lets Queek rut her and seed her.[BAD END]>White-haired sisterBuilt for being dismissed as too wild to tame as a breeder and tossed out to be gangraped by a frenzied mass of the entire warren's worth of skavenslaves until both her holes are prolapsed. The vermintide is endless and so are their thrusting red cocks. Eventually the tide of rodent flesh subsides, revealing her limp bruised body, asphyxiated to death from having her airways clogged by greasy clanrat cum.
>>492938564after you deal with the dogs and furies that should suicide themselves pretty early on, there shouldn't be too much of a problempincushion the giant idiot that can't hide behind anything first, then the trolls, create some gaps in your line and angle your infantry so you can shoot the chaos warriors in the flank with handgunners, then start peppering festus with archers.Nothing else will really do damage.If the chaos lord and champion are on foot you can cycle charge festus with franz
>>492939886actually maybe go for the trolls first since they have shit leadership, you can probably break them before they do damage and just break them again when they come back
>>492939540>>492939612She's been wearing wearing swimsuits
>>492939747Not happening. Queek's gay
>>492939540>>492939612>>492940182fuck now i cant unsee itanon is right look at picrel that's not a tan line
Genuine non coomer question (despite whats going on in this thread) but how old are the Sisters Of Twilight supposed to be? This can be extended to just all the characters in generalI absorbed through osmosis that Gelt is supposed to be around during the End Times but other than that, a lot of lords in TWW are from all over the timeline right? But since elves live basically fucking forever are characters like the SOT or Asur Batman still around in whatever the "current day" of the game is supposed to be?
>>492940536The Sisters are elves, so they're old I think.
>Pre-COVID /twg/ coomer copypastas being brought out againI can feel it. HE is close. HIS return will shake heaven and earth with the thunder of hooves
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY RATFUCK SHITS THATS MY ENEMY TO KILL
>>492941280kino reference
>>492940536Yeah you're right. There was a huge controversy when Vlad was added because he should be long gone in by the time of Total War: Warhammer.
>>492927119I only roleplay insofar as what units I'm recruiting and where I expand to.I like using armies that make sense, so a good balance of unit types and units fitting for whichever lord is leading the army.Expanding in one direction or another and creating stories why is the only thing that makes repeating playthroughs interesting.
>>492927119When I play Vampire Coast, once I get an admiral's ship to Tier 5, I feel compelled to tear everything down and rebuild it like picrel. I need the layout to make sense and I don't feel comfortable otherwise.
>>492940321vitiligo
They also have 35% physical resistance and 10% missile resistance.
>>492942906This is a level of autism I have never even considered. Admirable.
>>492942906I could see myself doing this if I had just a smidge more autism
>>492942013Whats the reference?
>>492940536the game is basically an allstar match of warhammer fantasy
>>492943768...and Helman Ghorst
>>492943768and then we have literal who lords like drycha and ghorstalso azhag, who wasn't even cool enough to make it to end times, and was killed by a literal who non lord subordinate
Anon made that shit look funRAAROO TIME NIGGA
>>492943917Ghorst is the key to this. If we can get Ghorst working...
>>492940536Looking on the wiki for end timesChaos lords that are in game atmArchaonBe'lakorAekold helbrassSigvaldValkiaVilitchMannfredKu'gathMorathiTyrionNot in gameThanquolVerminkingFestak KrannGlottkinDechalaArbaalValnirEgrimm von HorstmannAekold HelbrassKordel SHorgarrCrom the ConquerorI'd say Thanquol, Glottkin, Arbaal, Valnir, Egrimm von Horstman, Dechala and Crom are likely to make it inFor Order the ones in game areKarl FranzBalthazar GeltMalekithAlarielleTyrion (again)GrimgorThorgrimmGotrekOrionTeclisKatarinLouen LeoncourVolkmar the grimArkhan the blackSettra the ImperishableKhalidaTehenhauinSlayer King Ironfist (i assume this is Ungrimm? Or maybe his son)Lords not in gameNagashCaradryanAralothAislinnDaithEldyraMartakValtenAr-UlricGiles Le BretonLuthor HussNeferataDragon Emperor and Moon Empress of CathayLess sure on what lords we'll get here but Nagash, Neferata and Aislinn i'm most sure on, maybe Luthor Huss,
>>492943662>He doesnt knowhttps://youtu.be/1csr0dxalpI
>>492943917>>492944247>>492943768all the characters are cool. the only problem with any of the lords is that some races have very few lords that represent the aesthetic/spirit of the faction they represent well. skaven, welvs, and orcs have this problemghost is perfect for instance because hes an evil necromancer in an evil necromancer/vampire faction. reddit claw isnt anything like the skaven and orion is a fucking beastman
>>492925423>>492939540>>492940321It's a spray-on tan retards. Common among japanese girls and american presidents
>>492944853>Wood Elves>half the legendary lords hate the Asraihmm
>Used to love playing gunline factions like Empire, Dwarfs, Skaven>Now I can't bring myself to touch them and gravitate towards bownigger factions, even if the bows are mediocre>All this because at least bows don't stop firing because there's a 0.32 inch little ridge in front of them
>>492944853skaven have tretchthat's all they needed and it's all they deserved, and yet they have everyone else. Don't you dare say they need more.
>>492945119Skill issue. Guns actually shoot upward in an arc. Just position them appropriate and leave gaps in your first rank. I've been using thunderers like archers as Dwarves recently.
>>492944748Just watched this the other day.
>>492945119I am simply too big brained to have these sorts of problems
>>492944853I'm tired of pretending that an Opera Singer cursed to continuously seek out an Audience willing or unwilling isn't actually a pretty decent Character for Vampire coast Or at least as good as we could get with GW being bastards and not letting them use actual characters
>>492945554She should have been Tilean, and they should have also included the Manowar ghost pirate
>>492945757Tilean would have been fine if there was an actual Tilean army that wasn't just an empire copy, as it is we got a ghost Paladin as her guard.
>>492945554it would have been fine if they had given us the damned ghost pirate and his flying dutchman ship first
>>492945119take the melee pill
>>492946082It kind of makes sense that Bretonnia has the best ship access to Ulthuan.
>>492945554A literal "fat lady sings" character is very fitting for Warhams the issue is they didn't give us *THE* Vampirate who got reduced to a shitty wind spell instead
I'm sure we would all be bullshitting about Aranessa instead but I think it would have been more palatable if we traded her for fat opera ghost and Vanagheist was in the way he should have beenfat ghost is at least undead even if she's some new OC, Aranessa is FLC tier
LOTR TW when?Elder Scrolls TW when?Narnia TW when?
>>492947985god I'm so tired of these posts
>hero and magic spam>spears in front archers behind>spears and guns in chevrons with skirmishers on the flanks>defensive infantry anvil with heavy shock cavalry hammer
Total War: Chuddy when
have I missed any leaks for warhammer 3? Also when is that dlc coming out.
utterly pathetic display
>>492950196Current Roadmap is:>Khorne, Orcs, and Ogres>Slaanesh, Dark Elves, and Bretonnia>Southern Realms and Dogs of War (the former is for city states, the latter is a global mercenary system, they share units)>After this, there's buildup for Nagash but this isn't being worked on yet
>>492951120I wonder if they'll do other end times stuff like allowing elves to compete for the title of true phoenix king and unite them all, gelt using necromancy, ungrim becoming the avatar of aqshy and crazy shit like that
>Cool graphical mod for (you)r favorite faction that's exactly what you're looking for>Random overpowered gameplay slop mechanic taped to it e.g. +30% Ward Save for Chosen or a new skill line for Empire generic generals that turn them into Grimgor clonesName a more iconic duo for the Steam Workshop
>>492951661I will never understand peoples desire to just turn things into cheat unitsthe game basically lets you do that vanilla
How to Eshin?
>>492955674>How to Eshin?
>Watching Warden And The Paunch DLC trailer>Goblin says "we'll show 'em pointy ears!">Goblins have pointy ears?
>>492951661become a cheatsmaker and delete the op shit from the mod yourself
>Orcs press the Waaagh button>Instantly loseEarly game is suffering
>>492955674gutter runners, try to play like Oxyotl
>>492956424its 'EADSthey wear pointy hats
>>492942906Holy autism, Batman!
>>492956916wait, but don't the goblins also wear pointy hats
How do ratfags and beastfags manage to outcoompost slaaneshfags who's faction is quite literally the designated coomer faction?
>>492958095Slaanesh is just that fucking shit of a faction
>>492958095It's not the coomer faction, it's the faction of coomers. Why would a coomer want to roleplay as themself? That would just be silly.
>>492958095Idk but I despise the fact that I learned about hemipenes from this general because of ligger coomers
>Nemesis Crown for as part of Empire, Dwarves and Nurgle DLCs>Probably get something similar for Khorne, Greenskins and OgresWhat do we reckon theyāll do for Slannesh, Vampire and Bretonnia one? I doubt theyāll go back and do anything more for Shadows of Change and leave that in its fucked state until support for the game dies.
>>492960706Nemesis Crown was planned long before CA shit the bed and start replanning things/handing the reins over to Sofia. I doubt we'll get anything beyond the FLC lordTheir first mini update was pretty solid though so if we get more of that I won't really complain
>>492960706>Slannesh, Vampire and BretonniaHow do we know it's those 3 did TCAL say anything?Would love me a Bret & vamp DLC don't get me wrong
Using a custom map setup creator to fuck my ass even more as ReiklandLet's see how big of a shitshow we can make
lots of people aren't happy with kislev but what do you think the problems are and what do you want added?for me I think the basic units are more or less ok. ice guard are shit though and I don't like akshina ambushers either. the disney frozen shit should have been limited to witches and ambushers are just fucking gay. the tacticool crossbows look like some age of smegmar shit. conceptually I think the sleds are ok as a distinct version of war wagons, but the ice bear shit ruins them. also I don't understand why the cossack cavalry unit is named after islamic dancers. all of the monster units are gay too.I don't know what I would add besides some kind of folklore hero character. also give hag witches a giant mortar mount.
>>492961982>fantasy HRE roleplay
>>492962541the aesthetic decisions have made them irredeemable
do delves and vamp cunts get new locations?
>>492962541I would be fine with DUDE ICEBEARS if they actually put everything else together thematicallyThey had a decent thing going in the past with the several factions trying to hold the line and not destroy each other from within, but CA and GW just can't execute it. Instead of doing something to make hags/the orthodoxy/ungols have more visual presence, they stripped things down and just put the ice court at the forefront. All we have left is a cruddy devotion race between only two characters and some prayers that you don't really notice all that much
>>492959707>I despise the fact that I learned about hemipenes from this general because of ligger coomersStop falseflaging, ratfag.
>>492925163
>>492963463I think the main problem is that they didn't go full stereotypes like all the other armies. even when it's taken to the point of parody like brettonia it still sort of works since everything is on theme. with kislev they tried to go in too many directions instead of just being slavshit the army.
>>492936873If you remove the mission about protecting Archimedes, yes it's very fun.
>>492962541Before they came out I remember a lot of people were basically hoping for the Empire but Slavic and with a bit more magic and melee focus as well as less flamboyant aesthetics, to reflect their position. Some specific things people were looking forward to included-Winged hussar cavalry-Streltsi that did what they did in IRL by using their bardiches as supports-A lot of "badass boyar in full armor" posts, a contrast to Empire state troops being visually less heavily-cladPeople weren't really under any delusion that there would be no fantasy elements, bears were kind of unavoidable. The issue is they went too far. Every lord and cavalryman being DUDE BEARS LMAO to the point where even their one(1) artillery unit being towed by bears. Their regular troops lean so heavily into Disney-esque "big muscled Slavchad" Flanderization that half their fucking army are wearing short sleeves. Gameplay aside they just look like shit. And we still don't have winged hussars.
>>492965223I pretend that little grom is a wotjek reference
>>492965223the simplest way to put it is that most people were hoping for medieval 2 russia with some magic and the occasional bear
>>492966830medieval is too early they should be 16th century like the empire
>>492967671the main medieval 2 campaign lasts from 1080 to 1530
>>492962541I want an Erengrad-themed DLC that adds the following units:>Grand Patriarch (miniStaltyns)>Chekist (Hero, duelist)>Erengrad sailors (light armor, dedicated anti-infantry, aquatic)>Erengrad elves (snipers with guns) (sounds finnish) (molotovs)>War Wagons that can entrench themselves to create instant fortifications/block areas/increase defense>Urugan Cannons (fast light artillery)And then either>Keepers of the Hunt (slow firing anti-large horse archers)OR, if we absolutely must have a T4/5 unit>The Grand Bombard (a bigger little grom)>something completely made upThey should also get the following 2 units for free:>Mortars>Armored Kossars (Spears)
>>492965873It probably is, and would be fine as a RoR. Like all of Kislev, the issue is there's too much of it. Imagine if the Empire's war wagons were all drawn by demigryphs and Wulfhart rides a demigryph and Volkmar's chariot is pulled by demigryphs and you get the idea.>>492966830Pretty much, yeah.>>492967671It's supposed to be an underdeveloped poorfag region of the world because of how it's always the first place to get shit on by every Chaos invasion. Not comically primitive like Bretonnia but with lower tech compared to the Empire, compensated for with better melee inf and units being tougher and higher leadership in general to reflect their cultural hardiness.They did deliver on this gameplay-wise; Kislev has simple gunpowder infantry and simple cannon for example. But they completely fumbled it when it came to visual design.
Which Warhammer faction do (You) think is the unfunniest?
>>492940536The first public appearance of the sisters was in 1703 when they presented themselves to the ruling council of nobles Welves as Ariel's Heralds (during Ariel 300 years long self exil).Though there have been some at this moment who said they knew them / fought alongside them a very long time ago.(And indeed the Sisters are metion in the battle of Pine Crags in 1350).for reference K.F is elected emperor in 2503
>>492968927russia was an underdeveloped poorfag region in the real life 16th century. there's no need to make them double retarded.
>>492969092I hate blobs, so nurgle, khorne and greenskins
TLDR "tough slav faction = bears everywhere + going sleeveless into battle in winter" is the kind of shit you expect a highschooler to come up with for a last minute project not the profession art or character design whatever team of a small indie company
>>492924530>- Gorbad IronclawHis great feat in the lore is completely annihilating the province of Solland off the map, and ransacking Altdorf, even it's palace. So I imagine somewhere near the Empire, meant to be yet another threat to Karl.>- Golgfag ManeaterLiterally anywhere, that's the point. Could even be a good way for CA to experiment with a multiple starts mechanic. I can, at least, assume he's probably not going to be anywhere that could be described as "Chaos-y" because Golgfag wouldn't find much interest in it, terrible scenery, little food, and no one willing to hire him.>Khorne idiotsWho fucking cares, CA sprinkles these around the map at random.
>>492969252Kislev isn't only Russia though but Eastern Europe in general tho
>>492969878ok name the part of 16th century eastern yurup that wasn't poor and underdeveloped. bohemia doesn't count.
How many more DLCs will this game realistically get before EOS?
>>492961954CA havenāt said anything recently, but with them updating the first gameās base races theyāre the only 2 that havenāt really gotten anything (especially Vamp Counts as they got a minor update in 2 and that was it) so they make the most sense to receive updates next.
>>492970558i feel like vcounts will probably get an update with whatever patch the dlc for nagash comes out on
>>492962541They had the chance to fix things with SoC but given how badly they fucked it up and showing no desire to go back after the minor additions and fixes they did I donāt think theyāll be getting anything for a while.
>>4929704283-4 maybe
Would hot Kislevite girls let themselves get inseminated by Imperial men?
>>492942906Oh I always prefer to build Walls in one of the corner slots, so it actually looks like its on the exterior of the settlement instead of in the middle of everything else, which seems like a daft place for a wall
>>492942906Soulful. I can see myself doing this as a 8 year old fussing over my toy dinosaurs having to be positioned juuust right
>>492971357Rural kislevites are too busy getting raa roo'd, urban ones too busy being abducted and ratted, Imperials are too busy fucking their sheep and dwarf boyfriends.
I have a bunch of beautification mods installed that make all the female LLs more attractive.
I think its kinda funny that on the map Kislev is really fucking small compared to the Empire and supposed to be poor as shit, and is already human so would probably be pretty easy to conquer/integrate as a new Empire province, but they get left alone so they can be the beatsack punching bag for Norscans and Chaosniggers
>>492940536The only characters whose in-game presence is debatable are:- Vlad & Isabella (as they both die-for-good in the 2000's) tho they made a come back during the End Time- Grom (his Waaagh! was defeated by Eltharion in 2425 and no one never heard about him since).- *SOON* Gorbad (last mentioned in 1712 when he try to retreat from the Empire but he's corned by Dwarfs)- Repanse (mentionned to be 19 years old in 2007, that's the only mention of her at all in fact. We have take into consideration the fact that Grail Knights see their lives extended by the Lady, but in the same time Repanse is not really a "grail knight"she have her own "blessing").- Rodrik de L'Anguille (very minor character, only mention from 1847, when he was about to be blasted by a skink priest in a battle report).- Boris / Katarin (Boris is supposed to die in 2517, so if the game is set before that date Katarin is just the "princess" and if the game is set after that date he should not be here).
I WILL BURY MY CUTLASS INSIDE YOUR SKULL
>>492972045>Gromthe avatar of gork is just biding his time recovering, just you wait
Other than Boris Todbringer and the Red Duke, are there any other lords in the game that are unique but aren't LLs?
>>492971957the land of kislev itself is relatively shit, it's the first place hit by chaos invasions, the people are unruly and the poorness of the country doesn't incentivize the empire to attempt an annexationnobody wants to live in or control kislev, the kislevites mostly live there out of spite
>>492972376Cope and seethe orktranny.
being a chink is better than being white
>>492972516
>>492972416Unique in skills or unique in model ?
>>492972778I think Boris Todbringer and the Red Duke both have generic skill trees, right? So unique in model I guess.
>>492972416sarthoreal
>>492972516>>>
>>492972416Both of those are considered LL, their factions are just npcs. There's Allaister from Tyrion's faction, Lord Xlotc from the Lizardmen is an actual named lore character but is a mortal lord that can be permakilled
>>492972693>>492973010YOU'RE LAUGHING. ULTHUAN IS IN RUINS AND YOUR LAUGHING.
>>492970428>EOSWhat does this mean? Also why am I seeing that goblin?
>>492973550Ulthuan will become Gor-Rok's ****ing grounds!
>lizard""""men""""Literally worthless
gods i love the rats
>>492973720end of serviceit's not a goblin
>>492973853Stop talking about yourself "man"
>>492972045>so if the game is set before that date Katarin is just the "princess" and if the game is set after that date he should not be hereRealm of Chaos takes place right when she ascends the throne, because she's fighting for supremacy of the realm against Kostaltyn and Boris has just died/gone missing. Immortal Empires can be reasoned to take place after that as Kislev has Urson as their patron deity again and Boris is active in the world again after being frozen by Katarin. So the games would take place right at the kick-off before the End Times.
Silver Helms (shields) are such an underrated unit holy shit. Their speed and charge bonus feels like they all have a banner of swiftness. There is a lot of units whos getting fucked over by abysmal building chains and recruit times...
>>492973956Druchii loving rats is really really lewd, please rethink your stance
>>492974253no, im giving the rats an invite to the orgy
>>492973956Why does your game look like it's from 2005?
what's the best faction to lend me cannons as vlad? other than Karl of course
>>492968534>Erengrad elvesI'll accept this but only if the 'elves' are humans with bad costumes and they don't even try to pretend they are elves
>>492974483AAAAAAAAA THE BLOOD RUNS COLD
>>492972864They have the same than an Empire General / Blood Dragon Lord.But they have a unique Abilty to them (+ Boris have 2 items)
I know it's Ottoman not East Slavic but I feel like abus guns would fit their schtick of possessing a lesser, lower-tech black powder gunline. Something like the VCoast deck gunners.
>>492968534>The Grand Bombard (a bigger little grom)Wouldn't that just be a normal grom?
>>492974483Ungrim. Peace out with your initial enemy (you can confed with them later). Carve a path through Zhufbar. Capture grom peak. Sell it to Ungrim for an allience.
>>492974825>Little Grom>No Big GromWe've been fucking scammed
>>492974458boomer computer
>>492974696The Bringer of Todd deserves his own DLC. Make it Middenheim/Erengrad/Norsca themed.
>>492974852>No Big Grom???
>>492975016People have been asking for and theorizing on an Ulrican DLC for a while
>>492970558Bretonnia is in the forever shit state of being FLC. Doubt they'll get DLC. But maybe a rework.
I AM THE PIRATE KING
>>492971957Economy wise Kislev would likely be kept alive by things like fur and iron. Plus Erengrad being such a key port.
>>492969092beastmen pre reworkwarriors of chaos
>>492968534it's esoteric but the russians made unusually common use of siege towers bristling with cannons, some towers being equipped with tens of cannons
>>492974169Games order us explicitely in reverse.So Realm of Chaos, then Vortex, then the "sandbox" that began in WH1 and kept getting expanded. Though, IE might not count as it has no End Times event just yet.
>>492975392It has the Vermintide, which coincided with the End Times.
>>492974245cavalry speed is a complete meme it should be way faster than only twice the speed of infantry
>>492975372Would be nice I really like units like land ship, war wagons, thoonderbarge.... I like units that are these solid islands in the shitshow, but not monsters, and they have lil guys on top shooting at enemies all around
>>492975475It's likely they'll eventually add in the Chaos ultimate crisis.Honestly it'd be cool with how many WoC, daemon and Norscan factions there are.
>>492975372Any examples? That sounds kinda cool but I've literally never heard of something like that.
>>492975509I found it interesting how small the speed gap between infantry and cavalry in rome could betired heavy cavalry could sometimes be slower than fresh infantry
>>492975601no, nor can I find any illustrationsI only know what it says here. they're called battery towers and they they are not to be confused with defensive battery towershttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_tower#cite_ref-Kazan_10-0
>>492972437>why is fantasoy frisia a desert?
>>492975969overexploitation by skaven and a war between the skaven and fimir resulted in the wasteland being a blasted shithole henceforth
i want to bite miao's VA in the ass
>>492974825medium gromventi gromxxxxl grom
>>492976290>miao's VAliterally who
>>492976660You know and you are asking just to get pictures of her.
da boyz are here
theoreticallywho are the nippon/ind/khuresh legendary lords?
Bretonnian human male x Bretonnian human female
>>492977939Yasuke/Rajesh/Ranjeet
>OH NO DON'T EAT M-AAAAGHHHH!*gulp*The dragoness knows you are delicious.
>>492977939Are there even any named characters in lore from there?If not they can just make up some new skaven or ogre greenskin shit and plant them there
>>492977939A fimir/skaven/beastmen faction which can only gain growth by razing elf and human cities
>>492978357Really wishing right now that there was some sort of medal-giving mechanic in TWs.
>>492977939naganobu tomitoyotamamo no ura
What would a saar designed fraction look like? What would their mechanics be?
>>492978662>>492978445
>>492969092Empire, Cathay, Vampire Counts, Khorne and High Elves are supremely boring.
>ungrim declares war on me>kinda shitty but whatever>have to move turn back because I fucked up something in diplomacy>now he has declared it on orcsI'm not a savescummer I swear
If /twg/ greenskinposters could decide next patch's content for Greenskins wwhat would they add?
Stormvermin are quite big compared to elf women...
i heckin love playing le rats!defeating enemies with logic and science!
I freaking adore playing le chinks!defeating enemies with spears and gunpowder!
the retarded reddit rat SCIENCE! aspect of reddit rats should be given to duergar (and toned down a lot). evil dwarves using warpstone shit because they cant use magic directly
>>492980592BY THE POWER OF RAGNAROS I HAVEEE THE POWEEEER
Skaven really are the reddit race when you think about it. They got all the le heckin KOOKY trailers as well.
>>492980592theres already cooler evil dwarfs who arent just purple assholes
for me it's duels
If /twg/ ratfags could decide the next skaven patch content what would they add?
The real reddit race is all human factions
>>492980759yeah but they are chaos which are different. plus they live mostly on the surface whereas duergar would live in canada and deeeep underground with weird monsters after they escaped delf slavery
>>492980845Thanquol and Stormfiends(all 6 variants).Also "ratfriend" is the socially woke term, ratfag is out of date..
If /twg/ EmpireCHADS could decide the next empire patch content what would they add?
>>492980940
>>492980940More Ulric stuff. I want crazy dudes with wolf pelts to shake the Empire up a bit.
you will post her ass
muh blunderbussmuh fireglaive
doesnt this guy have some huge anti-ambush chance built in>>492980845id like undercities to be more central to their gameplanfor units, its thanquol, verminlords, verminlords (lords), stormfiends, yellow fang cultist (hero), rat swarm, prototype varients for ratling guns and warpfire (carried by one rat thus more models per unit)
If /twg/ histfags could decide the next WH3 patch content what would they add?
>>492981873Warhammer fans would bitch about anything I'd want to add.
If /twg/ squirefags could decide the content for the next Bretonnia update what would they add?
>>492981751forgot pic
>>492982159Foot squires(mounted)
>>492980904introduction of lovecraft monsters
>>492982210The cavalry took on their salamanders and big monsters while the black guard stood by at the ambush escape point. Despite Gor attempting to push through with all his infantry and cavalry, the ratling guns and black ark fire were enough to cull the beasts.
>>492982159>Errantry Wars like the crusade nechanic from med 2>Fey Enchantress gets the Kislev mechanic of ice court training for damsels>model updates for most units (especially damsels)>more expanded vow quest pool giving random side objectives and item rewards, >touch up peasant economy so recruiting stuff like peasant mob isn't worthless (they are instant recruit and every army can have 5 without eceonony penalty).>Add Squire and his Bladesinger gf as LHs recruitable by both WE and Brets thry give an access to a number of wardancers and bladesingers with a cap for Brets and squires plus some knights for WE, squire support hero that provides deffensive buffs for infantry and hero/lord units and BS chaff mucher that gives offensive buffs for infantry particulary wardancers/bladesingers (maybe add her as a shadowdancer for it to make more lore sense)>Truffle hounds, sergant at arms, lost sons of bretonnia, foot squire archer variants, some balanced foot knights (cap for campaign expensive in MP), brigand archers, Bohemond Beast Slayer LL, Bertrand the Brigand FLC LL eith herimaults
>I will not save scumming this time>already 3 reloads in 2 turns
>>49298187310 Spearmanii variants for every faction
>>492984080>Spearorcmanii added for freeyou're welcome fantasoy
>>492981873Nippon
hmmmmm
>>492984080Based.
>>492926264Rarely. Its usually pretty easy to get nonaggression pact with him. If you think hes going to attack you.Just take care of Vlad and Festus and Drycha and then you can kick Kemmlers ass if hes still alive
clickity clack, its down the tracklots and lots of pain
>>492980940Decent melee infantry that can hold the line. Otherwise Empire has it all.
WAIT A MINUTEIF CHAOS DWARFS ARE ISRAELTHEN WHO ARE THE REGULAR DWARFS
>>492983236Wrote this hastily while playing HS so the post looks beastjeet-tier in terms of typos kek
>>492985418there is no israelthere are no jews
>Nagash will be added as LH for mannletI hope you like it
nagash will be a summon that will be available for krell
>>492984897See how Elftards can't resist having Skaven join their armies? Truly deranged.
>>492986338plz no bully
It does seem suspiciously like someone has been canvassing the last few threads for DLC ideas.
>>492981146Some kind of religion mechanic where you get certain bonuses depending on the ratio of Ulric and Sigmar shrines.
DLC news with Rich and friends today? Tzeentchbros, please tell me what to expect.
>>492987037We probably have to wait 2 more days.
kek
>play vlad with an intention of conquering empire>instead be forced to fight dwarfs while empire loves meoh well
>>492987679elfbros our response??
IT DOSENT APPLYIT DOSENTCURSE YOU LEDDIT
>>492980071They could absolutely mog them
>>492985418US Israelites =/= Russian Israelites =/= Israel Israelies.
>>492989496Israelis bitch about Russian Jews all the time.
No news, just war
>>492989496You're either talking about USA/Russian jews or zionists, because there is not such thing as a USA Israelite or Russian Israelite (except for fewer cases of double nationality).
go back to pol or shut the fuck up retardsno one cares about your sand people drama
>>492987679>triumps of elven engineering
Talk about Total War you fags.What is your favourite settlement? For me? It's Venice from Med 2.
>>492989653>>492989995Whatever they calm themselves.Imperial Dwarfs =/= Chaos Dwarfs =/= Dwarfs
>>492990261dwarfs invented the crossbow and have repeating crossbows>then why don't they use any repeating crossbowsshut up
>>492990408for strategic reasons, london or whatever's the closest thing to london at the time
Who is the best Legendary Hero?
>>492990408>What are the Barbary Wars
>>492990770the US fucking up the barbary pirates because they were enslaving americans
>>492990424offtopic AND retarded? why is the media ignoring this amazing event
>>492990942>t-they did it to protect americans and not just to protect the jew trade routes!
>>492990408your moms bedroom
wtftheres a zombie inside the queen bess pieceright inside the actual cannonhes just standing therewhat a fag
>>492991478>hes just standing thereNot for much longer.
>>492991478Queen Bess should only be available to Luthor Harkon.But then what the other LL could get with the 4th Rite ?
Noctilus should get the Queen Bess.Luthor can settle for getting a Bloated Corpse RoR
>>492992686We should have gotten the unvampirized versions with the Nuln DLC.
>>492992794>make Nuln DLC>add no new artillery
noctilus? more like faggotilus
>>492993493the empire already has all of its artillery
luthor? more like poothor.
>.
>Actual Russian Orthodox Priests look more Warhammery than the ones in Total Warhammer.Ya hate to see it.
Drycha's good ending.
Poothor Shartkon lole
>>492992794Empire don't seem to use big guns like this on the field.>>492993493>not counting purple mortars and rockets
>>492994065Jungle other-jungle and bamboos-wood status ?
>No news>No news>No news
>>492994407All of the great trees have been placed in altruistic hands.Only the Lustrian tree and Southlands tree have yet to have finished their ritual.
>>492988670Explosive rounds are also bugged and do barely any damage
Drycha's faction good and bad:Good:Forest Spirit units all have FrenzyGeneric lords are comparable to legendary lordsCan instantly recruit animal units Gets access to Coeddil who is capable of soloing armiesUnique technology which provides a mortis engine effect to TreemenBad:Can only confederate DurthuLots of factions have aversion towards youNo access to WaywatchersOverall, Drycha and her faction are quite solid.
>>492994013Does he have a pet bear?
>>492996339He's wearing it.
>>492996339Georgian Kislevite
>>492962541Kislev is bad at a fundamental level, there's no way to fix it going forward.
>in a military alliance>kugath asks me to go to war>I don't want to, so do the diplo exploit to stop him from breaking his treaties with me>still calls me terribly rudeTHEY THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING
>>492997752>diplo exploit QRD? Thought it only applied to enemies
>>492997904Here's how>your military alliance ask you to go to war in diplo>instead of decline, change the deal with the button and delete both the request and whatever payment they're giving you>NOW decline>congrats, you keep your military alliance despite to agreeing to go to war with them.
>>492998084*not not to
>>492990627Kroak
>>492962541anything that will require them removing assets will never happen because every company refuses to do that so there is literally no way to fix kislev since like 80% of their entire faction needs to be deleted and the last 20% needs to be tweated so they dont look retardedyoull have to wait until AI can do it. it would literally be easier to just remake all of kislev as another faction and then just call it something else sort of like what they did with the various chaos factions daemons/norsca/dan/warriors of chaos
>>492924241Is that the rape horse
>>493000387
>>493000756
>>493000941
>>493001152
Lothern... Home.
>>492992686>LuthorUnlock one (1) Queen Bess unit to recruit>Noctilus Allow your LL to teleport to any Sea Lane location>CylostraA tidal wave will struck all enemies coastal settlementstidal power depend of your "Drowned Audience" bar level"Drowned Audience" is a new thing to Cylostra, the more Elvish settlements you own the more you fill the bar, simple>AranessaI don't know ...
remember when everyone thought playing kislev was going to feel like this?
>>493001857wtf they added elven script for city namesnow we need localized unit names
>>493001929people joke about ghorst but i feel like aranessa is the biggest literally who in the game
>>493001857Based Lothern thots honoring their ancestor by adopting Delves traditions.
>>493001959Hell, even if they did look like this, you still wouldn't get the proper Kislev experience due to Archaon and all the other chaosfags just dicking around in the chaos wastes for 80 turns.
>>493002248Archaon is at Kislev's gates at turn 80 in my Kairos campaign. No, I didn't help him by giving him a settlement there.
>>493002227>Helves with natural black hair dye it blonde to fit in.>Helves with natural blonde hair dye it black to be edgy.
time flies differently in chaos wastes, 80 turns elsewhere is 5 there
>>492962541>what do you think the problems areThe supporter race is ass and I fucking hate that Things in the woods and Incarnate of beasts are part of the roster. The Ice magic isn't my favorite aesthetic but at least it's mostly consistent. Having Beastmen units in the main roster was fucking inexcusable and I hate seeing them outside Ostankya's armies. The Ambushers are a non-issue compared to that. I'd like to see some heavy horse archers since the faction was supposed to be heavy on hybrids and that one is so obvious it's insane they haven't added it already. Would like an anti-magic duelist hero to slot into Kostaltyn's armies to make him feel like a threat to Kat, and some sort of spell resistant hybrid-infantry, preferably one that uses gunpowder to contrast Ice Guard. Maybe something like souped-up free company militia. Reskin Ice court for appropriate heroes/lords for the different factions. Kat keeps Ice court, Boris get Patriarch court, Ostankya gets hag court, Kostaltyn gets a court for the aforementioned duelist hero.
The stormvermin defend their waifus
>>493002727Let me guess, he has most of his RoRs in that stack?
>>493002970>I'd like to see some heavy horse archers since the faction was supposed to be heavy on hybrids and that one is so obvious it's insane they haven't added it alreadyCA seems to have developed a genuine allergy to horse archers since the first Warhammer. There are only a few across every roster and none of them are great.
noctilus? more like entire lore reduced to a spell that he dosent getilus
>>493002248thats like a 5min edit to some scripts issue dude. if only kislev as a whole could be fixed in the same way
>>493003363Vampire Coast? More like One Viable Unit Coast
>>493003417>Drummer BoyGives me flashbacks to the Sharpe books.Bernard Cornwell loved killing off drummer boys.
>>493001959W-what prevent you for recruiting 19 Griffon Legions exactly ?
>One Viable Unitretard
>>492962541problems are thus:>IIIIIIIICCCE>BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS>warrior women being a thing at all and worse being the best/core part of kislevs military>now infested with chaos beastmen units for...some reason>the few actual decent and expect units have weird design issues like the gun ax, weird crossbow, and that dumb looking giant mace thing. oh and ice swords>being a female magic and SEM faction instead of being a cavalry and skirmishing faction (of men)>seeing no end in sight because CA keeps doubling down on all the retarded aspects of it
>>493000387>>493000756>>493000941>>493001152>>493001524>>493001959>>493003417>>493004320Non of those pictures are Total War Warhammer (or even at least Warhammer Fantasy related).Why are you using them to talk about Kislev ?
what could have been...holding off cayoos until the bitter end
It is turn 10. What does your early game Vampire Coast army look like?
defensive alliance lobotomizes AI or only normal one?
>>493004320You would have to start over from scratch but keep in mind that GW had to rubber stamp all of this.
>>493004320and GW doesn't want to do anything with them anymore due to current political events
remember when CA made all the damels ugly only ladies just to spite their paying customers?
Remember when anon tried to be clever but typed like an ESL?
>>493005339old*
DID THAT SCIENCE LOVING RAT REPEAT A WORD?OH MY GODI HECKIN LOVE RATSI HECKIN LOVE SCIENCEIM WITH HER!
>>493005426nothing clever about it. im just stating something they intentionally did and never walked back on
DID THAT DECAYED CORPSE JUST SAY HE'LL SHOOT ME IN THE FACE?OH MY GODI FREAKIN LOVE PIRATESI FREAKIN LOVE REDDITIM WITH XER
he never says thathe does thatplease research before typing you ignorant swine
Reality check: Naval battles really sucked and the community is thankful that CA had them removed.
Dawn and dusk
>>493007189arahan for the beastmennaestra for the ratmen
Yeena sisters....with concord, our game is no longer the worst flop in history.
>>493003358It's weird since it's not like they'd be any more OP than GL Outriders or Sniktch's Gutter Runners.
What is next after Pharaoh - Dynasties?
>>493007189Serene Naestra :)TEMPESTUOUS ARAHAN >.<
>>493008258lmao they are taking it offline and refunding it, can they still call it a loss?Never thought I'd say Sega were more competent than Sony.
>>493008415>Medieval 3>3k 2>Rome 3>Shogun 3>Empire 2>40k>Star Wars>LoTRTake your pick.
>>492982262those tubes look very fuckable regards, rakarth
>>493006283I think YOU suck. naval battles merely filtered the casuals. In fact, the main reason Iām better than you at shogun 2 and FOTS is because I play more naval battles than field battles and dominate the seas while you let the AI run wild and send invasions everywhere. This is why the Athenians were the best btw :3
Favourite quotes in Total War: Warhammer:"Quickly""Swiftly""Elmchant Graziad Athel Loren""He headbutted me in the groin""7...8....9""Kislev endures""Stone and steel""By Valaya's will""Bok Bok Bok""For my lady""We went there""My challenge? Undeniable""For Vlad""I hate snow"
>>493009692For me, it's >Beyond your comprehension
>>493009692The world will drown in Vlad.The thong is mustard.Northmen cum!
>>493009692"Who owes me money?"I swear to God Thorgrim said this.
>settra really thinks walking around with only 4 units that actually significantly contribute to ar will let him be successful against my lazinessheroic victory wowwwww
Total War: Warhammer: Warrior
>>493010132Considering how much hype Space Marine 2 is getting a fantasy equivalent might do quite well. Should have put money into that instead of Hyenas I guess
>guan yu solo routes the enemy armysimply outplayed
>>493009692https://vocaroo.com/1oeKUZL2I9QN
>>493009692>Who wishe the grail ?
>>493010445Hyenas still blows my fucking mindWeird genre swap attempt notwithsthanding, it was just some of the gayest shit I ever saw. Such a complete misread of what their audience wanted
post a screenie, any screenie
>>493011213It's ok because concord cost twice as much and made half as little. Everybody forgot about hyenas.
>>493009692>Remember your vows!
>>493011343Volound hasn't.
>>493009692NORTHMEN CUM!
>>493011343>cost twice as much and made half as little>made half as littleHow can you make less than nothing
>>493011667Half of zero is still zero.
>>493011667You can be a janitor on 4chan.
History
>>492925423>gyaru>no pantsuINTO THE TRASHA Gyaru's underwear is her soul
how much modding would it take to fix kislev?
why does the AI duel me when it clearly can't win? Its fucking guan yu
>>492962541>>493004320Aesthetically we must simply accept that shit will never be fixed. With that said:>Motherland mod>Drop the ice mod>Return of the bardiche mod>Aventails for KIslev modThis fixes the the ice and bears shit to a reasonable degree and brings back proper Streltsi. Only thing missing is the ol' shirtless ungol horsemen.Mechanically, an overhaul is needed badly, and I've seen no mod properly address it. Orthodoxy, Ice court and Ostankya units need to be hardcore segregated between their respective factions, With very limited overlap that can potentiall relax with campaign progress. DOn't simply let everyone build every building.Finally, there's the issue of the core identity of the roster. Current Kislev leans way too heavily on on-foot kossar armies when originally Kislev was meant to be extremely cavalry heavy. Not sure how to tix this.
The real terror of Kislev isn't their bear cavalry or their Ice Guard.It is the Armoured Kossar.
>>493012726Nothing wrong with bear cavalry for kislev, it's that the overuse of bears makes something as fun as bear cavalry mundane
>>493009692Anything that comes out of Drycha's sad excuse for a mouth
Liu bei start is comfy, I can just focus on the horn of china to start
>>493012726Reminder that Boris Ursus was a Legendary Lord because he managed to tame a bear, that's it, that used to be enough, but now everyone can tame bears, even nameless jobbers.Adding Bear Cavalry is like adding units of Dragon Riders to High Elves or multi-model steam tank units to Empire.
Cornered some wood elf gits and mashed them into fertiliser. Those 10 kills on Grimgor are the 4 lords and 4 dragons
I wish we had civilians in WH, itd be funny to see them walking around with a garrison that also has big monsters.
>>493013284CoeddddiiiillllllUrggggghhhhhhhh
News week?
>>493013325Damn, even the lore is getting powercreeped.
>>493012726All these!But for Araby and magic carpets!
>>493015376Ogre Kingdoms had magic carpets as a mount option too.
>>493016714honestly 3K seems pretty easy so far, guan yu just steamrolls half the enemies' meager stacks on his own lmaobut I'm only facing turbans so far...
>>493017196I wonder what Alexander would have made of China if he had lived.
>>493017305even if he lived he would not have reached china with that army that was nearing its limit, nor could they cross the fuckin himalayas in the west to get to it tho
>>493017446Take a break to replenish his troops and secure his position.Then start marching across the great Caravan Cities of the Silk Road.
>>493017196nvm I just faced my first adversity, some shit snuck up in the west while my sole stack is in the east, and it costs 2.7k to raise a stack couz it comes with units? i think
>>493017196You will be fighting Cao Cao soon, good luck havg Guan Yu solo heavy cavalary.Also his basic infantry are Kislevites.
>>493018280wdym by kislevites, hybrid units?
>>493018434They will become umbreakable for 30 seconds before routing
>>493018434Panda riders
>>493016368When ? Where ?
games combat is super fast least on romance but I like it, smth different from rome 2 with para bellum which is still quite slow compared to any of the new gamesfor some reason I get more unit stutter in this game than WH3, as in my units sometimes dance around lagging, doesn't happen at all in WH3
>>493018687I want to say their first army book.
>>493018814It's probably unit size related. Your CPU is choking.
>>493018962yeah maybe, playing on ultra sizes and its still 160 people per unit, pretty high, i got 12700k and i googled apparently 3k has issues with 12 gen intel but still its nothing unmanageable the game itself is smooth units just jump around sometimes
>>493019059>i got 12700kIt's probably that, Looks like it's hybrid cores are at fault, I'm guessing CA did a basic patchwork so the game could at least launch with hybrid cores, but they didn't bother to make the game utilize them better.
>>493018687Everyone had it as a magic item they could buy before the game started
I woke up with my left hand completely numb as if it was chopped off and flopped it around for minutes like it was a prosthetic until it went back to normal.LL for this feel?
wait so which canon had the high elves looking like alien bugmen, the oldest lore?>
it's not cheatingit's deploying with style
>>493020181That female nigger from world of warcraft.
>>493020286I like this one the best.
>>493020510I like my elves with giant pointy unhuman earsunfortunately in WH/tolkien theirs are almost human
these doomstacks for the mount silverspear event didnt even walk over to me
>>493020670Tolkien elves are basically Ubermensch
>>493021281I mean, this fucking sand is everywhere, they probably got lost.
>coa on the flag by the lord on the map is different than coa in menus>can't say if it's on purpose or my cheats are set in wrong orderfuuuck
goddamnit why can't I just right click the siege tower to have the units take it? Instead you have to click somewhere on the walls or smth and hope they decide to take it
>Dark Elf wifeHow screwed are you?
>>493022147hopefully daily
>>493022225That's a given, but imagine all the stress of always having to watch your back.
>>493021281had the same thing happen to me
>>493022147wish morathi looked like that ingame and not a dried up radish with skin disease
>>493021281>>493022424And me. Considering they broke the respec button, they probably broke this too.
>>493020286>1st / 2nd / 3rd editions WFBWe don't talk about them.>4th / 5th editions WFBNormal elves.>6th editions WFBAyy lmao elves in some arts>7th / 8tj editions WFBNormal elves.
holy shit stop tryinna take my clay pig
so reddit rats can just destroy my Deeps and drop my entire settlement down a tier despite me having anti hero walls and the anti-rat building and there is just nothing i can do about it nice
>>493023325You are genuinely the unluckiest man to ever play Total War Warhammer if a skaven undercity actually managed to do anything to you.
>>493023504actually they did it twice on the same turn. "earthquake". no heroes were around and i have no skaven corruption and always build the anti-rat buildings. two different factions did earthquakes on the same turn. one destroyed my Deeps Gate building by knocking my settlement down a tier which caused my entire Deeps to get deleted
what the fuck, tao qian just instantly confederated with me for some reason even though I didn't request ithe had me as his heir for some reason?
>>493023945you have to kill the doom enginers, they're the ones that cause the earthquakesit's cancerous as fuck, especially after they nerfed hero wound chances hard
>t1 infantry beating blood knightslol
>>493023945>no heroes were aroundbecause they suicide when they do it
>>493023325Should've gotten the deeps building that force razes the settlement
>>493023945>Total War: Mouse Guard when?
>>493022405the only reason I would have to watch my back it's for when she's pegging me.
>>493024191based druchii enjoyer
>>492973853HemipenesTwice the manhood, twice the masculinityBeasts, rats, men, elves, none can begin to compare
>>493024049damn you would've got your clay pig back and be 52 yuan richerbet you feel stupid now, huh
>>493025160I didn't give ityuan shao just wanted it, for a trade agreement, and I agreedlmao
>>492980845Rape mechanics.
oh god the sotek scum are IN THE GODDAMN WAAAAAALLS
wait what exactly governs which units you can recruit in 3 kingdoms if not buildings... ? The commander/general? The techs? I just got a commander thats able to recruit some warhammer type shit p early
>>4930221470 percentBe chad black ark admiralHave fire sorceress wifeSpend all day raiding pathetic humans and those weak sissy ulthuan elves and spend all night in intense love struggles to be the dominant one in bedeven get a name of power commemorating your endeavors from best boy mally the true phoenix king
>>493002227Yeah, nah. Talking shit to normal elfs? Fine. Talking shit about the one (1) elf that's not a cunt and is a pretty child dude? Send this bitch straight to the Slaanesh rape realm delux.
>>492924241did someone said Bretonnia ? also summoning Atilla Chads
oh god this fight is a fucking messshout out to the black orc unit holding an entire flank on their own
>>493005339They're still doing it though. Watch as Yin Yin gets released a brown fatty with a shitty overdone Vietnamese accent to satisfy DEI requirements
>>493009692HAZKALA ERKALA
>>493002227Well it at least shows off how completely retarded people like that areoh yeah sure we should have killed the most powerful magic user amongst us because muh weakness
>>493026362Jungle Gooks are hotter than Chinks.They also actually have tits.
>>493026848what no they're not? SEA people look like monkeys with huge wide noses and bug eyes, chinese look rather attractive with narrower longer eyes/pale skin/small noses
>>493009692ZOOLAHOO
>>493009692RAAA ROOOO
I am really enjoying the Tarmukhans campaign with the Legendary Lore mod. Makes me really immerse in the campaign. I am on turn 45ish just romaning around chaos wastes conquering towns, playing like this big bad and reading the lore on every turn. Highly recommend that mod.
tried a drycha campaign and its just right click and a staunch line of treemanii kill everythingdryads are strong fast and with vanguard deployment can get in without issuea little braindead but sort of fun
>>493026057>t the one (1) elf that's not a cunt and is a pretty child dudeYou mean the passport bro fucking human women ?
>>493026668Its basically the WH version of that cripple scientist who died like a decade ago or somethingA society that has advanced beyond subsistence farming can begin devoting resources to more than just surviving through the next winterIt's kinda funny that the elves for all their "muh wisdom and culture" are still stuck on steppe barbarian mentality to the point where they're talking about their literal strongest wizard in this way>IRL superscientist cures cancer AND aids AND invents faster-than-light travel AND is the project lead for the first successful moon colony>"Have you seen this fucking nerd and his fucked up leg lol wouldve been nicer if he had been ended in his crib"
>>493028174Left Built for big Dawi CockMid Built for big Dawi Cock Right Built forbig Dawi Cock
>>493026668lol, the twins were no one at this time.Her two backward cousins from Cothique, coming for the 1st time in big city.Well at least one is stud but the other ...
|I have all three games, almost all the dlc(only missing ogres) and so far out of 96 possible campaigns I only finished one (Wood Elfs) and maybe tried 20 other campaigns. What's your tally Annon?
what language do chorfs speak? How come dwarfs dont speak it?
>>493028908They speak chorfen.
>>493028845WHILE YOU WERE FUCKING ELF PUSSI WAS MASTERING THE WINDS*RIDES HIS PHOENIX BEHIND YOUHEH NOTHING PERSONAL *CASTS CHAIN LIGHTNING
>>493028845is incest common among elves
>>492994013I used to live one of the extremely rare orthodox monastery in the UK. I got to admit their drip was always on point the rare times you saw them. Its always kind of weird that I basically lived next door to (due to the autocephalous nature and also the UK basically having no established patriarch and having to borrow Greece's one) a major bastion of orthodox christians and it's like a couple of houses and maybe a few dozen people.
>>493002793>>Helves with natural blonde hair dye it black to be edgy.To be slutty actually (in warhammer world you don't dye blonde to look hot like "an american actress" but black to look like hot like a Naggarothi sorceress)
>>493029467I listend lorebeards about this and apperantly yes it is.
>>493028908it's a pidgin of Khazalid, chaos tongues and green skin
>>492945554Cylostra is fine and in fact as an OC I think sheās great and doesnāt feel like some bad out of place fanfic. My main issue is we didnāt get Vargheist at all. He should have been there in the stead of Aranessa and then Aranessa could be added down the road as a DoW LL with Vampirate mechanics.
just started my first chorf playthrough, any tips for the whole industry system? Ingame description makes it sound like its factorio or some shit
>>493029467As a basic concept Tolkienesque elves with high lifespans and relatively low population diversity at some people someone's gonna fuck their sister out of sheer brownian motion or boredom.
>>493029467I don't think they have much choice at this point.Especially the Nobility
>>493029924at least would elves keep their genetics diverse with all the beastmen and brettonian knights they fuck
>>493025332you have eyes and yet cannot see mount Tai
>>493030087literally no one fucks beastmen
>>493029467I guess there is less taboo about consanguinity (because less unwanted pregnancy ?) among elves.Also when you live for thousand of years after a while you fucked everyone (not Teclis).
>>493028908Chorfs speak Dwarf Latin, Dawi speak Dwarf Italian
>>493030169Willingly
>>493030231More like Dwarf Khoine Greek and Dwarf Latin.
>>493028029I like to recruit archers and then immediately send them into melee, just to watch them die
>attila>but empires are split between smaller roman factions with player having to defend them like karl in whyou rike it?
>>493028845>>493029467>>493029693>>493029854>>493029924Elves are basically biologically immortal and don't die of old age, right? If their genes are this robust do they still suffer negative effects from inbreeding or is it more of a cultural taboo
>>493030502I unno>Source: I am a loremaster, tolkien's grandson's son, personal friend of CS lewis, Gygax's landlord and literally an elf.
>>493030202>Your hot sister join your army>More soldiers want to join you and other Lords suddenly are more obedientWell at least she is useful, I'm not sure the other LLs can say the same about their sister.
a fuckin flying cowthese limits are per army right not faction wide? And how come theres no labour indicator at the top
>>493030502>If their genes are this robust do they still suffer negative effects from inbreedingPfft, immortal, but still have to be incested into existence.
>>493030202do elven brothers ever pitch and catch
>>493030502>don't die of old age
>>493028174>Cares about w*men >Not a goldpilled magicel He a bro
>>493030983That's how they do gender reveal parties for elves anon.
>>493030502Don't they start fading(dying) away when they have nothing else to achive in their life. They live 1000 and 1000 of years but once they achived everything they wished for they die.
can't take the bants
>>493030874>these limits are per army right not faction wide?I'm quit sure it's 1/1 for the faction.You have to unlock more of them in your forge (like Beastmen)> And how come theres no labour indicator at the topBecause Labourers are by regions not a faction wide ressource.
>>493031532i see, never played beastmen, can't wait to unlock that OP chorf arty piece tho
>>493031347Where's the elves doing a century of cleaning latrines? Dipping into 40k for a bit, where's the eldar doing aspect of the (unpaid) janny?See I never fucking buy this "we're doing to get around immortality being boring by doing everything" shit, they clearly don't fucking do everything. What they actually mean is "We're using this an excuse to do fuck -all- for millenia on end and waste thousands of years while mortal races build shit in decades."Fuck elves, not even as their brothers and sisters. Get some mortal "get shit done" genes in them.
>>493031272>literally 1 girl for 10 men
>>493028869I have finished two Tallyman campaigns.
Is there a mod that adds more minor factions to the game or replaces a few of the legendary? I like what Old World was doing but it needs more time in the oven.
a fucking cow
>>493031812Do elves shit tho?
>>492924241>beastmen rape so prolific they just make taurox sit his ass out
>>493028869I played and finished campaigns as almost everyone back in Warhammer 2, so far in 3 I've only really played lords added since. I really don't care for Chaos at all aside from chorfs.
>>493030502>Elves are basically biologically immortal and don't die of old age, right?They do, but it takes a fucklong time. A bunch of Phoenix Kings died of old age.
why does Franz have to deal with this shit when he's already got 5 other enemies to deal with north and east? is war on 4 fronts really necessary?
>>493032434That's a bull anon...
>>493032634average empire experience
I'm starting to feel like playing as beastmen, just walk around and do my thing, unburdened by civilization
>>493032634>He didnt help Louen out early so his west flank could be secured
Fun fact: posting a campaign heavily influences other Anons to play that campaign.You few campaign posters hold extraordinary sway over this general.
>>493032897It's only turn 20. I was busy dealing with the entire north of the empire getting destroyed by One-Eye, Festus and the Orcs.
>>493032965No it doesntI have seen hundreds of campaign posts come and goIn the end I still don't open the game and just come here to post coomer fantasies
>beastjeet constantly trying to shift conversation towards him
>>493032965Bullshit. Sartosa anon has been doing it for months and I have no inclination whatsoever to play Sartosa. Well, maybe if it gets official rework, but not sooner.
>>493032965speak for yourself
>>493033289>DLC-only faction>ReworkAnon... I-
Hmmm, what will I play today*Somebody posts a Zhatan campaignPerhaps I should play Zhatan
>>493033353Wood elves got one
>>493033353Wood elves are a dlc faction and they got a rework in wh2, stop being a faggot.
>>493033448Chaos Dwarfs are only worth playing on ROC campaing map tho.
>>493022147Very. I'm married to someone most likely obsessed with murder and other weird shit, declared a heretic AND Sigmar is mad at me.
>>493033353>>493033465Now that I think about it, most DLC factions have had reworks.
>>493033540No one is going to play ROC, stop shilling it. Even CA has abandoned it.
>bro franz is easy just rush festus and one-eye bro>oh wait then you lose reikland to kemmler who has 5 armies >bro franz is easy just rush kemmler and secure your southern border>vlad, festus and forest goblins control the entire empire by turn 20
I honestly hate the not chinks Cathay.I hate the aesthetics.I hate the boring dragon lords.I hate the boring armies roster.I hate their campaigns.
>>493033797There is at least like 5% of all the players who play it(including me although I play IE too) It's faster and campaigns have a good story(esp Chaos Dwarfs and that's why they are better played on ROC)
>>493033871Second one is correct. You take care of Kemmler and Elspeth easily deals with Vlad. North can wait.
>>493033875don't play them then? They were pretty fun imo
>>493032471
>>493034027There's a mod that ports whole drill thing to IE - there you go, no reason to play that shit map again.
One really good thing they could have done with Empire is that Elector Counts could fall and start worshiping Chaos. It would make for some epic stories. Right now they are too bland.
>>493034117Wait a second isnt this the scat fetish manga that went viral recently
>>493034093But I don't even like fighting them.There were a terrible addition to the game.
>>493034117kek
>>493034027No matter how much you shill it I'm never playing that dumbass campaign again. No one else is either based on CA's statement.
>>493033353what? WoC got a rework, Beastmen got a rework, Welves got a rework what crack are you smoking?
>>493034337that much hate is just silly
The new AI changes are fucking dogwater, I can't survive past turn 20 now unless I'm playing beastmen or somethingwat do
>>493032434MoooOO ?
>>493034525lower the difficulty bro
>>493034525What difficulty and battle settings?
>>493032634They should move Kemmler is the south of Bretonnia and make Mousillon the undead menace in the nort-west part of the Oldworld.
>>493034440I will play it till the end of the time. It's just better for some factions.
>>493033353>He don't know about Twisted & Twilight / Silence & Fury
>>493034525Maybe play in easy ?
>>493034824Maybe if you like having a dogshit railroaded "story" experience rather than an actual fun sandbox. There's a reason the Alexander campaign was not very well liked, and apparently CA still hasn't learned their lesson.
stomp lizard heads in
>>493033353woc got a rework
>>492970558Unfortunately CA is autistic about Bret being a "free race" so they won't get any DLC.
fuck I may have attacked too soon this guy has 2 stacks
>still no DLC revealThey really are scrambling something together after the reaction to Legend's leaks.
Does Markus Wulfhart start with all 4 of his buddies or does he need to do some quests or reach certain levels to unlock his LH goon squad?
these guys make my cathay shotgun girls look like a joke
>>493036525They used to be even better, too.
>>493034668>>493034690>>493035327Playing on VH/VH (battle stats set to 0) for the achievements. Before the update this was no problem but now it's just an army spam.
explain beastmen to me, I raze a settlement and shit my herdstone there, raze everything around herdstone region and then unpluck my stone and move on?
>>493036848Pretty much, except the stone stays there and you get a new one.
>>493036272No one cares about baldo anymore, stop trying to force it.
>>493036076>2 stack of labourers
>>493037071God says to care for all your fellow men anon.
damn thats fuckin cool, wish all the factions had the effort of the DLC factions in em
>>493036286You don't start with them, you need to do some task like "be at war that faction"; "send a character to this region"; "reach a level of Hostility of so much".
>>493037383>Chaos Dwarfs>effort They have 3 LLs which are all basically the same. 90% of their campaign mechanics are just ripped from other factions. Their entire roster is just remodeled versions of other units (Kdaii destroyers being a remodeled stonehorn for example)Most importantly, hobgoblins just look like fat goblins.
>>493033875They're fun but they seem a bit too High Fantasy when compared to the other factions, dare I say they skew a bit AoSy, doesn't bother me though because i'm not a faggot who cries about the lore and has bitchfits because a fluff faction from years ago got made a full fledged faction, only /tg/trannies do that.
>>493036848You need to raze (or fight) around the Herdstone to get some points and unlock the ritual to "lock" the razed settlements around the Herdstone.You unlock the ritual quit easily (10 points) but these points also fill the bar in top of your screen (you need it to unlock new units, new armies and more "Herdstone stone") so you may want to get the more point possible before doing the ritual.Then you move.
So what's Orion's plan here?
>>493038496A feral chase maybe?
>>493038161The entire setting is high fantasy.
>>493038496Preparing for a spontaneous run.
>>493038606Warhammer Fantasy is Low Fantasy.Age of Sigmar is High Fantasy.40k is Space Fantasy.
poor lil PTW lord
>>493038161Nobody cares what you think chang.
>>493038880*hits Morathi twice and then uses Executioner's Blade.
>>493038926Total War General.Not a Warhammer colony.cry on /tg/ instead.
>>493039023Bot post.
Does anyone know why nearly all of the tooltips ingame break whenever I try and create a mod that adds a new effect like adding attributes to certain units through a skill?
>>493038496waiting for the crisis trigger
according to reddit, low fantasy means the setting focuses on day to day life and a simple plot This means Warhammer is not low fantasy because there it is about large-scale conflicts between nationsWarhammer is high fantasy
>>493038775>Warhammer Fantasy is Low FantasyYou don't know what high fantasy means.
I know you're baiting but if you start off with "according to reddit" not even the lowest retard will bite, you need at least a modicum of subtlety
Not him but you bit it, people who truly didn't bite wouldn't even reply.
*clicks (You)*
Low fantasy = set on earth High fantasy = set in fictional world It's that easy
>>493039526Legionary Cohort !!
>>493032634That's what helmgart is for. Just fight the battle, use the terrain.
>thats bait lol>"AAAAAAHH WE GOT A BITE BOISSSS"holy nigger
>>493039558Does this make Warhammer medium fantasy then?
What if it is set in the middle of Earth?
>>493039526WHAAAAAAT?
Middle Earth is an isekai and it is also our history that the elector counts are taught.
Helman Ghorst will have the hardest start in Total War: Warhammer 3 when patch 6.0 is released.
helves seem to do the worst in my games, always being the first to get totally wiped without even any involvement with me attacking them
Warhammer is actually considered "small fantasy" because it is always in minuscule scale in every medium>Small tabletop soldiers>Small video game soldiersThe biggest Dread Saurian, no matter how much you zoom in, is still smaller than your hand unless you're playing on some kind of projector
>>493039558>>493039712thats not how it is at alllow fantasy = wizards are rare and can't destroy a whole army, humans majority in the worldhigh fantasy = wizards plentiful and can destroy a whole army, humans minority
Mommy's new friends are big
>>493040247whats these guys story anyways, they hate chaos don't theymisplaced freak old one creation lizards?
>>493040125The donut is just one big autism fest, none of the factions that start there ever accomplish anything in my games. It's always some shade of Dark Elf purple by turn 50.
>>493040373They're the original chaos followers just like Dragon Ogres, only difference is that the gods hate them, not even indifferent like they are with Beastmen, they legitimately hate them, like a loud mentally ill weirdo who keeps trying to talk to you on the bus.Also they rape, and unlike beastmen, it is still completely canon, whereas with beastmen it has been toned down over the years and they're mostly mutated humans now.Fimir are the original rapists of the Warhammer world.
>>493039183I wouldn't be able know for sure without looking at your pack file.Best practice would be to find some simple mod that does the same thing you intend to, so you can compare the two and see what your does differently/wrong.
>>493040665these guys are way more frightening than beastmen desu
>>493040798>"We spent our honeymoon at the family's summer house by the sea. One morning, when taking the air along the bluffs, the mist closed in. It was suddenly calm and strangely quiet. Then, out of nowhereā¦ Bog Daemons! Huge, one-eyed, barrel-chested brutes. I was sent crashing to the ground with a swipe of a tail. Another bundled Greta up and threw her over its shoulder. Then they just vanished into the mist, as swiftly and as silently as they had appeared. I swear that is Verena's own truth."jesus
>>493040798If the head atop their shoulders only has one eye then the head between their legs must have two.
>>493040798i really really really like fimirbut seriously they are really cool and perfect for a "new" race that isnt just not!elves/dwarves/orcs/humans
>>493041468I think it is a bit weird to like fimir so much anon.You haven't met any women have you?
>>493037383They put some real elbow grease into the Chorf models, love how the mechanical stuff looks
>>493039683>high fantasyWhen wizards have wheelchair>low fantasyWhen wizards have steam-punk mecha
>>493041605the "but seriously" was meant to convey that i was mostly joking you dumb esl
>>493041962I was joining in on the rape joke, i'm not an ESL :(
I DUNNO WHO TO PLAYYYYYY
>/twg/ - Trape Wjokes Ggeneral
>>493040373They used to be Chaos' favorites before humanity was around. Now, they pretty much only exist in the bogs of the Wasteland.They're based on the Fomorians, a group of Irish evil faries/gods/demons, more specifically Balor, their one eyed king whose gaze destroyed anything he laid his eye upon.
>>493041656>love how the mechanical stuff looksI kinda wish there would be a 5th daemon faction, Forge of Souls mechadaemons. It would be also great if this faction could fuse living flesh with daemon machines, almost like with that one movie with Donald Sutherland.
I might just be a shitter but I canāt beat vampire counts as Empire, what the fuck do you do when their lords/heroes are that strong.
>>493040125Try not using AI, it should at least improve your visual experience.
>>493039937>pach 6.0>add a Orc in the Empire>add a Ogre in Lustria>add a Khorne daemon in southland>add a free Khorn demon Chaos south poleHow is Ghorst affected ?
>>493042460get em to chase a unit and as they're exposed shoot them
i made a fimir mod to give them aquatic and one or two other things but i forgot
>>493040247SIZE QUEENIZEQUEEN
>>493042586>>493042248>>493041468someone on a reddit thread arguing if they should have rape as an included trait or not, someone called em sympathetic if it wasn't for the rape n slavery thingwhat the fuck is sympathetic about a group of chaos worshipping lizards whose goal it is to destroy the world, that chaos don't recognize em back? kek
>>493039526SCOVT EQUITES!!!
>>493042540An undefeatable lord will be added in the newly opened region of Ind.
>>493042852Maybe they're as sympathetic like those orcs in the new LOTR show.
>>493028869>What's your tally Annon?If by finished we are mean getting the long campaign victory achievement, I've got Dark Elves as Mally and today I finished the Empire as Gelt. Not sure which one I play next. Maybe Greenskins, I haven't played them since WH1.
>>493042390>movie with Donald SutherlandJesus man I almost forgot about Virus, great horror. That'd be pretty neat though, a faction with the Forge of Souls. Could be like a unique unit creation mechanic or something like that.
>>493043095MASSA MUST WE GO TO WAR AGAIN...
>>493042540He probably think 6.0 will open Ind Landmass and there will be Abraal guy.
Funny.Fimmir female seem to have tities.So they are probably mammals whose young need to suckle their mother tits in order to survive, meaning the human captives live probably years in captivity and have to take care of the babies.
>>493043623im just reading their wiki, one time it says they're more ancient than humans, another time it says they might be half human half demon or smth? also i thought old ones created humans but it says humans n elves were chilling and starting up when the old ones arrived
>>493043412Vashtorr could be a faction leader. He rules Forge of Souls, in 40k. I also find it weird how Be'lakor took control of the forge in WH3.
>>493036658Does the new difficulty only apply to new campaigns? I continued a VH/VH campaign after 5.2 and noticed no increase in difficulty.
why can't the wood elves just live peacefully under occupation?
a free day filled with 3 different total war games, shitposting here and youtube video essays in the background behind me, time for my nightly 3 kingdoms with a snack marathon
>>493044420>skaven>>>peaceful occupation?
>>493044420Skaven are more intrested in watching how living flesh would react when you poke it with a warp stick.
the timarkhan dlc has a fimir legendary hero
>>493022438It'd remove a lot of her charm.
>>493045203true she looks oddly generic, maybe make her paler but wo the weird ass spots she has and feed her some burgers
Elves much prefer to be "occupied" roughly, and tightly.
you guys ever play a migration campaign where you abandon your starting settlements go to the other side of the map and just setup there and go from there?
>>493045203>Updatethis elf bitch one hands a fucking halberdempire men whats your excuse
>>493045308DIE RATFAG DIE
Elves much prefer to be "embraced" gently, and softly
>>493045308ROAR MIGHTY DUO
>>493045308Why are elffags like this?
>>493042460If they are on foot, 1 cannon can easily stunlock/kill vampire lords.If they are on a horse or dragon ,you need cannon + guns.If they are on a barded nightmare, army lossing them is your best bet.
>>493045845Kerillian should be executed for the dozens she murdered at Hogger's Bridge.
>>493046308That's a rat fag tho, elf chads marry within their species
>>493046424Executed how?
>>493041468I feel like the perfect new faction to add would be a faction of slimy underground cave-lurkers, like morlocks or something. The creatures that live in the cave networks under naggaroth. I remember a description of that passage that they use to send black arks from their east coast to their west coast, about how the caves went deeper and further and they never truly knew what was beyond them. I'd like to imagine an empire.
>>493046520She will be given a choice - thrown unarmed and unclothed into a skaven or beastmen patrol, or hung from a tree until death
>>493046731What if the tree comes to life and helps her escape?
>>493046424Hoggar's Bridge you say ...
>>493046523Giant bugs.The Skaven consider them predators.
>>493046731Kys ratcuck
>>493046973Maybe they'd ride giant bugs...
>>493046973If cathay was fluff, those bugs were a typo.There is like 3 mentions of them in the entirety of the lore, but atleast with each mention it is noted that they eat rats alive.
>>493045845>implying
>>493033875I love fighting them because I get to imagine genociding them. Their armies are mostly melee men so after you rout them it's just the ranged women left for you to chase down. As you conquer your way through Cathay their population ratio gets increasingly skewed. In the end their males have all been slaughtered and you have countless fit healthy young slant-eyed women on your hands. You can take some as slaves and some as comfort women and if you're a Human faction maybe even some intermarriage, but there's still entire legions left over because despite having cleared out over half of them already Cathayans breed like insects. There's simply too many mouths to feed so eventually no matter what faction you play as the result is the same. The troops get to go wild and use the locals however they want. The moment a Cathayan cocksleeve gets worn out and loose from being roughfucked by foreign invader cock she's disposed of. All Cathayan cities soon have large pits dug outside their walls(by Cathayan girls of course) where Cathayan women with blown-out prolapsed pussies and wrecked gaping asses are dumped. It might go slower or extremely fast depending on what faction you're playing as but sooner or later their entire civilization will be bred and raped into extinction. For a culture so focused on ancestor-worship and the importance of large families it's the ultimate irony that their method of warfare guarantees it will meet its end through countless broken dead wombs and worthless ovaries left to rot.
>This is how deranged Cathay haters arewow
>>493047614
>>493048104honestly true, every post like that is radicalizing me towards supporting Xi and the CCP
>>493048104that's a cathay lover>>493048165abomination knees
TWW3How do we feel about unusual locations?https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/forums/8-general-discussion/threads/6602-unusual-locations-new-mini-feature?page=1
>>493046520Burned by Sigmar's holy flame! Or...we let Bardin open his book of grudges
>>493048278Needs to be more of them, also some sort of weighted probability for where they can show up
>>493048278Neat concept but a waste of time.
at last i understand the spaniards, if you don't go for the aztecs they will go for you...
i just forged a path to thorkek (the last dawi faction in the game other than myself i think) and instead of trying to confed him i was thinking about just giving him a bunch of territory. how much should i give him? obviously at least to karak azul. would be fine since all that territory i just got and isnt very well developed and there are not big special building within the area either
>>493046871This is why I fucking hate elves...
Lorefags does "grom" mean something significant in the Warhammer worldI just noticed there's a place called Grom Peak, combine that with Kislevites having a Little Grom artillery and there being a fat goblin called Grom is this some named historical figure not in the game or what
>>493046390Theyāre on the fucking flying mount and they slam into my back line. Always go for artillery pieces and no matter how much I try I canāt kill them
>>493048967>HANDGUNNERS! x4>Focus fire to buttfuck exposed flying idiots in a few volleys
>>493049078Dumbass. They fly super fucking fast and by the time theyāre invading me I canāt guarantee I have a light wizard with the net.
you can get the +200% range player only and +100% reload rate player only mods :)
>>493048875Not sure if this full answers the question, but Grom is a dwarf word that means something like "brave" or "defiant", and is part of a number of words that mean something like "ancestor" or "respected person"
>>493040157That's literally how it is. The actual objective definition of low fantasy vs high fantasy is whether it's set on Earth or not.
You'd follow Franz no matter what his or her form is, right?
>>493049268Try swamping them with cavalry - the mass makes them very good at containing heros and preventing them from flying off.Halberd Gryphs are best, but reiksguard can get the job done.>>493049574>Definition>ObjectiveSays who?
>>493049719Of course. Chaos must never be allowed to live. KILL CHAOSBEHEAD CHAOS CHILDRENSLAM DUNK CHAOTIC FETUSES INTO A TRASHCAN
>>493049750Says the people who actually developed the definitions. It's always been an academic term. That people took it, ran with it and have varying definitions of dying magic vs magic everywhere/the toil of the common man vs great men or whatever doesn't change that the actual academic definition is Earth or not Earth.
I am going to play as Helman Ghorst and only recruit 1 kind of unit.
>>493049719Would it be homo of him to spend one night with his cousin's , wife in that form before I getting it fixed?
This general has so many heretics for some reason it's like TWWH is a black pit that sucks in all the worst coomer degenerates of /tg/
>>493048278I think i got all of them.But never see the Myrmidia event (for now).
TWW3 I need to do a Warriors of chaos long campaign to get achievements which subfaction will probably be the quickest?
>>493050540Realms of Chaos Valkia. Dive into the Empire as soon as possible and the campaign will be over before turn 50.
>>493049949Why would you expect us to be using the academic definition?
>>493050774 But do you actually get the two achievements for a long campaign victory in Realms of Chaos?
>>493048278My take:Rome 2 style provinces need to go in order for Total War's cities to be truly free. Stuff like unusual locations are desperately trying to do something that previous games solved with minor towns. So just do that. You take a city, and the surrounding area has X. Farms, minor towns, whatever. And these minor towns can develop like in Empire, both by you and by the roll of the dice. Sometimes a town is just a town and needs investment, sometimes it becomes something interesting on its own.It's sort of the same with the Deeps. We get a bunch of unique building slots, but why are we doing that to begin with? Oh, yeah, because our regular building slots are limited and boring.
Just busted a greasy load to Chinese girl bwc porn, namely yiming curiosity or whatever
>>493050019crypt ghouls?
>>493050891Because they made the terms in the first place and have an objective, clear definition for both. Meanwhile every time this comes up in the general, someone butts in to say "um actually the official definition is [something completely different from what someone else claimed is the official definition]." There is an official, actual definition, and it's never what people claim it is.
>>493049719I have trust in the emperor, always!
>>493051297But it's such a bad definition.
Vilitch can infinitely regenerate healthMannfred can infinitely regenerate winds of magicEltharion can infinitely regenerate ammunition
>The frozen kingdom welcomes all its alliesDo women usually talk about their pussies this way
>>493052026Not when you realize there's actually a shitton of fantasy set on Earth and they're basically left out of the average retard's definition of low vs high fantasy.
Between the endless grinding against lizard stacks its nice to get to sit back, terrorize a dwarf garrison, and remember what total war is really all about. And goddamn if dawi weren't built to receive superior elven great weapons.
>>493052202Your bussy can infinitely regenerate my cum
>>493052410Yesh
>>493052681She looks like she fucks purple men
>Start campaign>Fight first field battle >Forget to chase down routing units >Enemy army still gets obliterated Explain?
What is this? Did Yuan Bo patch update Cathay outside of new units?
>>493052761The game wanted to give you an comfy start and get that first enemy out of the way, be grateful.
>>493052761if you kill enough units and bring the rest of units to a certain threshold, the army just fucking diesreally annoying because the threshold works even when you win and sometimes kills a surviving unit because the model count is too low
>>493052607God that was cozy
>>493053089you sick bastard
>>493052930Oh so thatās just for that first trash battle?>>493052986Yeah, I havenāt really noticed that on my end but Iām playing normal/normal so
>>493052752Karl Franz isn't purple
Small battle kino. Not looking forward to diving back in to the 9000000000 lizard grindfest next turn.
Upcoming generic lords:Khorne: Blood priest (similar to Arch Lector)Ogre Kingdoms: Melee/range hybrid Ogre (throws shurikens)Greenskins: Savage Orc Warboss (no armour but has physical resistance)
>>493044472that sounds fundid you have fun?
>>493054136how did your grail reliquae get kills
>>493054380yeah it was pretty chill, still watching the last 3K ep of the day now, gonna miss this show when I finish itAs for TW I finally got a 3K campaign going the mechanics n UI are intimidating but I got the gist of it down I think
>>493054703weirdest part is how you don't unlock units with buildings but instead a few with techs, a few with your characters levels? I think or their status
>>493054703the mechanics are fine once you get a hang of it, some of the best in the franchiseI especially like the character politics and the troops being attached to lords make the game feel more "feudal" than other games and I hope it's something that comes back with medieval 3
>>493055390It's hard to get used to, I do like the diplomacy, also yeah it feels p feudal for the retinue to follow the lord and if he defects to another faction they follow, altho for med 3 I'm hoping more Pharaoh like mechanics with separate resources to trade, and the whole retinue thing is because of the importance of chars in 3K in general I think, the UI is kinda meh sometimes, post battle screen I have to squint to see my units hp for example, I'll get used to it tho, any tips for "commendery" optimization? You want ur unique building in each one then build around the type of income ur small settlements provide right?
>>493052796Slaanesh Influence, once the circle is full you can pay to vassalize the faction.
>>493054583Thats a grail knight lol
>>493055978Huh, didn't know that. Never played Slaanesh except for maybe 10 turns a long time ago. Are they any fun now?
>>493056247Their roster is better with CoC dlc but still kind of lacking. I actually cannot wait for the Slaanesh dlc.
so did they break sticky tooltips for enemy units in the pre battle screen? I can only get the popout to stay out for my own units
>>493056650Mine work just fine. I can't undo skill points on heroes as of the latest patch though.
Are empire or skaven engineers better? I think both are better than dwarfs anyway
>>493057071The Epire engineer lord is better.The Skaven engineer hero is better.
>>493053089I dunno if you are the same poster each time but surely it look like you like to use various units in your Sarotsan roster.
>>493056040*grail reliquaes in progress
wait what
so, um... Total War?
Should we expect CA's DLC delay announcement this month or next?
>>493058986I haven't played Taurox in a long time but I wouldn't be surprised. It wouldn't be the only flavour gimmick that failed to make it into TWW3 for whatever reason. An anon was complaining last week that faction names used to change if a faction managed to own enough settlements of their own race, like the Reikland being renamed to the Empire. Some people thought it was a mod until another anon went digging in the files and discovered that it used to be a feature in 2 and just... got removed for 3.
>>493060493Expect it to come Dec 31st.
>>493060616kek could you imaginehappy new year don't expect anything in q1 or q2 2025
>>493060463The game series or the Netflix original series?
Anyone got any idea how to get the Legendary (win high % of battles) or wade through gore (Kill/lose a lot of your guys in a battle) achievements, like what are the exact numbers because i wanna turn Ku'gath into as much of a fat bastard as possible and those are both important for that.
>>493060804The office has been working hard on the bespoke new DLC (and some other surprises) that they deserve a whole month off this new years. Work will continue in February - stay tuned for a release date!
>>493061156i mean...... more patches like 5.2 and i won't complain all that much, building Deep is fun.
>>493061514Agreed, the deep buildings are one of the coolest things they've added in a while.
>>493061142The casualties trait seems to trigger when you've lost over 60% of your own army.So, rev up those blight boils on your own guys, I guess.
Anyone else deploy like this if attacked, even when not ambushed, because they think it's cooler to imagine the troops having to scramble to reform out of column march and into battle line formation because they suddenly ran into the enemy? Also adds a bit of challenge larp to gunpowder factions because you can't spend deployment phase optimizing sightlines
>>493061886nice, gonna go see how many it takes since i assume it's more than one, Ku'gath is good for soloing early game so it's not a huge issue.
>>493062247No, I believe it only takes one battle per level for the casualties one.And by the way, if I'm reading these files correctly, the legendary skill is limited to Bretonnia only, they've got a bunch of unique skill lines.
I roleplay as a particularly cowardly beastmen warherd so I hide my whole army in the forests
>>493060616Impossible CA will be in vacancy around the 20th
>>493061917That's a fun idea. I'm just worried it would make the enemy AI have a conniption.
>>493062643damn, thought it was a generic one, ahhh well the wades through gore one is good on it's own thanks anon
>>493061917>playing Empire for its cavalryanon I...
>>493062763Wouldn't a warherd rip apart their beastlord for being a coward?
>>493063737the beastlord is brave and smart and stuff but the warherd are hornless cowards
>>493063149old timers will remember when demigryph knights were the best cavalry in the game
>>493064165Sounds like a cope. Any proper beastlord should be able to use his own bloodlust to get his warherd raring to go.
>>493038496>>493038598>>493038770>>493039268>Crashing this AI economy with no survivors
new thread yet?
>>493061886hmmmm just did one battle and didn't get the ach despite losing 70%~ of my army. Lets see if a second one does it.
>>493057448Wegh.
>>493065545>>493065545>>493065545
