Previous: >>492675665>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Gentildonna (3*), Zenno Rob Roy (3* Alt), Neo Universe (3* Alt), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Fuji Kiseki (SSR), Still in Love (SSR)Event: Story event with Symboli Kris S SSR currently underway>Harvest! Full Stomach! Great Food Festival Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1hBjeQ6J9SQVIOm5sfysy_G2L4ZNRC_ng_-aPZxFLlXg/edit?usp=sharingCM Classic will be held in October, Tokyo, 2000m, medium, left, autumnLoH Mile will be held in 9/23, Kyoto, 1600m, turf, right, fall, afternoonUma Musume: Pretty Derby English release confirmed: https://umamusume.com/>IP News'Umamusume Party Dash' available for Switch, PS4, and SteamThe Nintendo Switch version yields a free rainbow crystal voucherhttps://hachamecha-umamusume.jp/en/Steam store page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2313020/Umamusume_Pretty_Derby__Party_Dash/>DLC 1: Team Iris>DLC 2: Team Geranium>DLC 3: Team Primrose>Thread Circlesウマオオオオ (15 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Post ID in the thread and the leaders can invite you.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/up4f5Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client:https://www.umavpn.pro/Card Score Spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17nbTcHUPqq8O6h_4Z6cVXwfkgEbpgO1VHzdLf-3YSfw/edit?usp=sharingSupport Card Evaluation Doc:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iUV8pAc5-eXePJJA8hhgeJA6KjuCczjf68ZxdzYY4tM/edit?usp=sharing>Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst>/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)Register here: >>479911257Season 2: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=96596Season 3: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=102454>How to buy jims on Android>>396945814>>396946167
>>493138248sex with Machitan!!!
Machitan & Neicha
>>493140094>attacked in the backrooms by thisnyoooo i hope i don't get raped hahahaha
Need another Seiun alt that doesn't make her a boyfaggot
Falco's gentle slopes...
>>493140094halloween alt?
>>493143489
sex
>>493145319
she really is an aho
>>493141026They peaked with this alt
Let's go cheerleader Ikuno and Taabo
Granny panties in full view...
https://x.com/RacingPost/status/1831044493757337916Arc might be open to geldings. Doesn't sound like a good news for Japan. Well except they start following the trend of gelding honses like everyone else
>>493148896Do geldings run better or something?
>>493148896Why are the Europeans so obsessed with gelding their colts? It's not like they have an issue with limited space like HK horses.
>>493148896>Doesn't sound like a good news for Japanit literally doesnt affect japan in any way, they rarely geld horses
>>493147993The Global version has this censored btw. Physics are basically disabled below the tail from what I've seen, so it's impossible to see any of the pantsu etc, whether in-race or during inheritance events.
>>493154545Where is guts Fine?
>>493154139How would you know this?
>>493155062I was asked to test the game.
>>493151832Easier to handle, making them better to ride>>493152515Candy-like G1, except the horse have a high value from the start, chances of them getting into stud are low, so better to make them win some races than not>>493152559If they allow the geldings in EU run in it, it's going to make it more harder for Japan to win the race. The race winners are 3-5yo, because they ended up in breeding shed, the geldings won't be, making them able to challenge until they can't. Japan also retire the good ones as 5yo, so their window are limited. If they allow the geldings to run, they'll have more competition
>source: dude trust me
fuu
>>493154867she's B rank according to GW...
Which card would be better to use?
>>493155996The one who didn't lose the Kikukashou to some random horse.
>>493154545>tfw I only have one of these cards
>he doesn't have R rijichou
>>493157193i've been borrowing MLB SSR Rijichou and using Dulala, Ulala, El, Maku, and SR Pearl (all MLB), should I be using R Rijichou and borrowing Orfe or Flower?
>>493154545R-Rijichou?
>>493155891funny because every time I borrow it I get free UCs and 5k skill points
>>493158918yeah the ranking is hilarious wrong, she's Urara but much better yet somehow Urara is one rank higher??
>>493155891Yeah I checked after asking. It's just wrong. Gold City is too high as well, regardless of her gold being good.
>>493154545Which card would you guys recommend me to pick with 3rd anni ticket? I have all except vivlos from SS tier.
Is there a tier list for skills?
>>493160118I wouldn't spend your ticket yet if it meant just getting a 0LB card you can't use.>>493161447There are documents around which tell you what skills are the best bang for your bucks.
>>493161618I have a few of those cards at 0-1lb already(pow ramonu, city, cafe), not to mention a few stones. And SURELY we'll get another pick ticket for 3.5 anni, right?
What the hell is going on with her eyebrows? Did anyone else notice this?
>>493162157Personally I'm sitting on 2 previously bought anni tickets. I can retain class 6 comfortably atm so I'm not in a rush to spend them, but I'm eyeing pic related for my 差し builds. Eyeing stamina SoE too.The thing is new OP stamina and int cards are overdue imo, this is why I'm personally waiting (I got the same SS cards as you).
i'm broke as fuck how do i get more coins quickly
>>493165383daily races, just spam these every day and you'll never be in debt
>>493165383Do a bunch of races
>>493165630i do them and i'm still brokei wish upgrading skills wasn't so expensive
I'll miss the KFC dates. Also rate my taste.
>>493164030I mean even if they did get powercrept they would still be the best cards so you can get from the tickets.
>>493165804This would've saved you the trouble of circling all those btw
>>493166236You're right but I'm leaving myself the choice to choose still. I don't want to get SoE now if in the end she gets entirely replaced by some OP card soon. I'm tied between stam and int basically.
>>493167385Oh.
>>493165770Are you a new player? I know it seems like "progression", but skill book hints are actually more of a luxury upgrade for after you stop giving a shit about money. You can get by just relying on skill hints from supports/inherits.
>>493168415not really, i just like maxxing out everything on my favorite girlswhich is a lot of girls
>>493165383abuse your uma in MANT
Among the current scenarios, which one is the best for training mid/long?
>>493170768UAF at the moment
>>493165804>VivlosAutomatically makes you based.
>>493171583Based on what
>>493170768For what? If it's for stadium then GFF.
>>493172867For this.
>>493172985UAF, make sure you have at least 1200 stamina and 1700 speed
>>493172247bofa uphorse sneedtb.h f.am
>>493154545Huh, Taishin int is good? I never use her because it's only at 0 LB for now
>>493165804Good taste
>>493177112It's the best oikomi card in the game
What do I do when uma's start showing up in my dreams? I'm not even a Kitasan fan but she's been appearing the most often.
>>493178198become a horse breeder
>>493177805Ah, I don't train oikomis often. Maybe I'll try it with my Sweepy
>>493170550Did MANT have a higher coin output than he other scenarios? I thought Bakushin spamming was done primarily using URA even when the newer scenarios dropped.
>>493178198Kitasan is actually real sexy if you think about it. Your mind acknowledges it but you just don't recognize it consciously.
>>493178976nta, she is but her personality is quite unattractive sadly. I almost fell for it prior S3 aired.
Dance Partner, Genuine and Tayasu Tsuyoshi will have big tits like marvelous and kiseki
>>493180149How about Northern Taste?
>>493179617her personality makes her perfect wife material to settle down and have 10 kids and cuddle every day until you grow old actually
>>493180761>yurinigger artlol
https://x.com/kkan06132/status/1831373062593523806?t=1BRJGkfJe4eCN5FFs1mZ4Q&s=19Imagine
Imagine sucking that delicious cock.
>>493181246i'm sweepy
There's umas in this thread trying to trick umadacchis...
>>493179617homosexual
>>493182739Yes, and?
Why do I even try
>>493184149>ever picking anything but more energy
>>493184218I do on everyone except blues for xoguri am I retarded and should go energy anyways
>>493184218I always pick 2. If it fails the run so be it. Go big or go home.
>>493184358You should be high rolling 2 all the time, playing it safe is for losers.
>>493180516what
>>493184858Keibadacchi...
Oh he's back.
which uma would give the best hawk tuah?
>>493184149>>493184858>>493185239What does it do? I never pick anything besides energy
>>493187558What's that? Some sort of Native American bullshit?
>>493187707
>>493187707chance of instantly receiving 2 free recovery skills worth around 300 skill points with an adverse chance of making you go down 1 motivation level instead, it's easily the best option listed unless you're very early on and need the friendship boost from blue energy
>>493187707It gives you Corner Recovery and Straight Recovery for free. It can be save a run when training long distance niges
Are there actual nips in ウマオオオオ?
>>493188272>>493188301>>493188384Damn that's kinda crazy for a random event actually
>>493191214Maybe? I feel like there was at least one last time I stalked everyone's profiles.
>>493191214Are there actual nips in this thread?
>are there larpers among us?The answer is probably yes
>>493193245There's at least a couple that live in Japan I don't know if they're Japanese though
>>493165804I missed 2 because my mind blanked out for a day. I am sad, but I hope they have the vids available for future replays.
>>493148896LETS FUCKING GOOO, I wanna see Romantic Warrior farms Arc for the next 4 years
>>493199376bro he's a miler
>>493195091うちは日本住んでいるが日本人せえへんで。
>>493179617>her personality is quite unattractive sadlyIs this based on the anime? if so then not surprised, nobody like her anime counterpart, it's the game one that people like. Also she had the sluttiest shoubufuku out of our anime protagonists, not sure what yakuza mean by this
>>493200341He's a 2000m farmers, and still good enough up to 2400m, with a little bit of adjustment he can win it easily
Meds pls
>>493184149I pick the second cause it's the least damning one. You just miss out on two heals, though you might think having two mood downs and a bit of energy loss maybe just as damning. It's not
>>493204047SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
ETA for Tazuna alt?
>>493203224How is anime Kita different from game Kita?
>>493203224I've read all voiced stories she appears in. I don't recall any difference in her personality.A character doesn't change its personality or archetype based on the story you put it in. What people didn't like in S3 was the script and direction.
>>493209242>>493210596Drags down, simply unpleasant to see her anime version. People that like Kita didn't talk about anime version of her because of this
>>493209242She's kinda melodramatic in the anime as opposed to the game, Teio was a little different in-game as well, though not as egregious as Kita.
>>493207390Two more weeks
I was wondering when he'd reply to OP.
>>493215105same
What the fuck is his problem?
Stop making /v/ threads
I can't even find it in the catalog or archives
>>493215328Suzuka is finally gaining more attention at the cost of his head canon being decimated.
>>493215928too early faggot.
wat
>>493215928ok schizo
I love this mentally ill ninjin
>493215928retard
>>493215928
>retard making a new thread cuz he is triggered by the menhera suzuka imagekek
>>493216138Pic unrelated
Stop making /vg/ threads
>>493216249seems a bit...menhera to do
for me it's this suzuka
Bro he's spamming new OPs now KWAB
sex...
>>493218412GET PREGNANT RHEIN CRAFTTAKE MY SEEDLET ME FERTILIZE YOUR EGGSBEAR A SUCCESSOR USING MY SPERM
>want to play hurtling hurdles>nobody queueing after an hourdead game
>>493218412>>493219151sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>Rhein Kraft gets horny as she looks at her horny trainer's face
A split of this general into two different entities is needed:>/uma/ for the Japanese version of the game, where meme Suzuka is banned>/globma/ for the global version for the game, where meme Suzuka is allowedI plan to bring this issue to the mods on IRC and I will have it be board enforced.
>>493219860>/uma/ for the Japanese version of the game, where meme Suzuka is allowed>/globma/ for the global version for the game, where meme Suzuka is allowedyou had a chance to make your post funny and you blew it
>>493219860Oh? Can we see this "global" version of the game?
>Deleted
>493220092>deletedbakastop spamming retard
>>493220092kek
>>493220020Ask again next year
I now regret wondering when he'd notice the OP.
>>493220390Nothing to regret, it's just one anon being childish and schizophrenic
I wonder what the fuck is his problem
reminds me of that retard who likes Bijin's seiyuu.
>>493220390same
>>493193245>>493195091Japanese nationality/citizen
I thought the guy was just pretending to be angry for attention, but maybe he really is mentally unwell.
https://x.com/gendai_keiba/status/1831480067387744573Forever Young is back in training
Do you think Durandal could have tzwo personality like SiL too?I mean such a thing like:In Public/Racing "Trainer... I with take honor victory.."With Trainer only: "Doki, Trainer-san, look, look, hug me! hug me! love my Trainer, ha...."
>>493222136So you're telling me that Schizo Suzuka (drawing) might have actually triggered a Suzukaschizo (poster)?
>>493223734but that's just every uma that's received the T
>>493223734No Durandal isn't a tzwo, she's a closet doofus larping as a knight instead of being pure chuuni like Gimlet.
>>493224534The difference between her and Calstone is that she's self-aware and gets guilty conscience when she's caught being a dork while the latter could give less than a shit about her public image.
>>493224669Both though have just as much prowess as they do retardation
Durandal is a blond horsetail cutie
>>493225145The biggest retard potential room in the dorms, possibly more than Helios/Tap.
>>493224669Self-aware and yet does cringe things like yelling out attack names in public...
Royce is slept on sexo
>>493225570You can be self aware and fall victim to cringe impulses. Like drunk people who remember what they did the night before.
>>493210198seeeeeeeeeeeeex
>>493218412SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
sex with howaa
Hugging and headpatting Hishi Akebono
>>493223734Nah, she's just a weirdo like the actual hors. You have to be weird to run as an oikomi in short distance.
nyooooooooooooooo!!!
>>493226354SEXOOOOO
I love Rhein Kraft...
digidigidigidigidigi
We hate horses in here.Ningen should only love ningen.
Hors should replace ningen
>>493233532>hors gets replaced with car instead
>>493225270Helios' not with Palmer?
We love ningen here
>>493233661By that logic, car should replace ningen.
>>493233741The last good support chain and she's absolute sex
KS Miracle's seiyuu gets really invested in the bets she places, you would think they that someone is holding a gun to her head lmao
>>493233741>BRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPP
>>493233959In a way. Car already doesn't need ningen but ningen still needs car.
>>493236496This makes me want to be a jockey and ride a horse so well that its legacy is remembered in the form of a cute anime horse girl
>>493236729>Tfw their dynamic is similar to McQueen & MaterHoly fuck lmao
>>493236829you might wish to be a G1-winner who also elope with horse.
>>493233728Palmer dorms with Ace.
>>493236496Cam on, Italian man, do an ad already.>>493237195I really want to see what SiL's trainer is like. Seems like SiL got most of the Miyupi elements, so I hope her trainer isn't just a bland self-insert.
>>493238235pls add a scene where torena impulsively asks SiL to elope
>>493238328[Heavy CB breathings]
https://youtube.com/shorts/DbF7BdcLo5M
>>493236829I sometimes imagine my winpost hors as umas. If only I could draw.
>>493236496If they release Dura and Nyo dakis, will this guy buy them?
>>493239653He loves his horses too much. I don’t see much Flash love though.
>>493239839He got a massive Flash poster in his living room
>piercingardan would never
https://x.com/netkeiba/status/1831646234626682921KITAAAAAAAA
cute retard
>>493241537He looks tired from all the fucking.
>>493241537I thought he passed for a second. But he looks absolutely puckered, albeit physically fit.
>>493241537>Kita and Nox still look like they can go out there and race>Phonehead is obeseDo we know how F4 and Taiho are doing?
>>493241717She's just the best. I love her interaction with her family, too.>I'm sorry, Light O, daddy will be working late on a case today...>I don't mind, mom's taking me out for dinner anyway.>O-oh...
JRA kino is back on the menu, bros.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLS1H745qD4
>>493244719>EclairKek.
>>493244719KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>>493245235Man 2022 Akiten is so good
>>493236496Who?
For any other anons in Tokyo or the Kanto area, the JRA will be selling some real ゼッケン for charity on the 7th, 8th, 14th and 15th at Nakayama racecourse. I got Seiun Hades last time.Pic unrelated.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DbF7BdcLo5MTest your Japanese.
>>493247992how would global even translate her?
>>493248189Insane valley girl? Zoomer speak?
>>493248189[unintelligible retard noises]
>UC2oh nyooooo
>>493248189
Who are the legend races going to be this time?Also did these always give this many shards?
>>493244719>Hoyo Boy became the first horse to win back-to-back HoTY after Shinzan>didn't get in HoF>Symboli Kris S became the first horse to win back-to-back HoTY after Symboli Rudolf>didn't get in HoFThat's sad
>>493233437Ningen Men should only love superior and more sexy Umas, not those blant ningen females...
>>493236496nyoooooooooo
gyarUma LOVE
>>493236496【G1復刻】ネオユニヴァース2冠 ミルコ「言葉にならない」初の外国人ダービー騎手/ダービーhttps://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nikkansports.com/m/keiba/news/amp/202305230000732.html【名馬列伝】M・デムーロを史上初の外国人ダービー騎手に導いたネオユニヴァース。短期騎手免許に特例処置設けたJRAの“粋な”英断https://www.google.com/amp/s/thedigestweb.com/topics_detail13/id=65356%3fmobileapp=1「欠点は人間の言葉を喋れないことぐらいだ」デムーロと“運命の馬”ネオユニヴァースの信頼関係はこうして生まれたhttps://number.bunshun.jp/articles/-/850389「ふたり」の時間は終わらない。ネオユニヴァースとM.デムーロ騎手の物語。https://uma-furi.com/neo-universe/【ミルコ魂】大好きなネオユニヴァースのダービーから20年、今年はバシット!https://www.nikkansports.com/m/keiba/column/mirco/news/202305250001313_m.html「最後に会ったとき、僕のことをジーッと見て…」――ネオユニヴァース、永遠に愛していますhttps://news.sp.netkeiba.com/?pid=column_view&cid=48513この辺読んで2回目育成するといいぞ
Reminder that Demuro is canon in the umaverse.
>>493223734shut the fuck up already
Why do some rainbows give +20 green but other only +10?
>>493253172She rapes the trainer one night but she blushes like this in the morning? Does she think she's still innocent?!
>>493248189Outdated L33T SP34K and Rawr X3
https://x.com/umayoshiSTAR/status/1831651291988365432Phonehead is so dumb
>>493253668>hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up bucket of paint* my name is helios but u can call me t3h B1g n1Ge PArtEA!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very paripi!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet paripi hors like me ^_^… im XXX years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch oujo w/ my bff palmer (im a nige if u dont like it deal w/it) shes my favorite hors!!! bcuz shes SOOOO cute!!!! palmer is cool 2 of course but i want 2 meet more paripi hors =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here at tracen so give me lots of commentses!!!!WEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Well I'm scared.>>493254510That's his kid.
>>493255294I remember when Osaka came out /alter/ shit a brick.
>>493247992>Test your Japanese.Fk you, Helios gyaru speak is so alien not even actual Japanese can tell what she saying most of the time.>>493253592she regret what she did.Trainer probably corrected her.
>>493238235wait till there is a Uni poster, he will do it at a heartbeat.
>>493253172Based on the pixiv title the artist gave, it's more like she underestimated trainer because she got too cocky.
>>493244719Holy Fucking Kino
>>493244719can someone summarize that?>>493245235man people still wonder what if bread WON that. last spurt is literally most umamusume race I see
>>493257981>can someone summarize that?even a dekinai should be able to understand that
>>493258126well sorry, I barely know hors lore past 1999
Contrail babyhttps://x.com/umayoshiSTAR/status/1831651291988365432
>>493251559bro, his post is 7 hours old..
>>493259157did I fucking stutter?
>>493244719>小さなシンデレラ。>天馬、空をゆく。>天に舞え。>帝王は、皇帝を超えたか。>シャドーロールの怪物。>Fly High!世界の怪鳥。>世界が見上げた月。>その強さに、心酔。Sell your goddamn posters, JRA. I need these in my house.
>>493257981>can someone summarize that?What's there to summarize? It's just a list of all the JRA horse of the year.https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/JRA%E8%B3%9E
>>493154545>MLB Kita nowhere in sightI miss that card. Btw, I have a 0LB SSR Richi and a MLB R Richi. Which one should I choose. These guides can suck since they only focus on MLB'd cards. For example, I wanna know if my MLB SSR Dura is better than my 3 LB Viv and such.
>>493261783MLB R Rijichou.There is a spreadsheet in the OP exactly for that.
>>4932617830LB is better, better energy management and unique bonus outweighs the small difference in training
>>493257981I don't think they race would be as legendary if Bread won "oh he run away" instead "somebody able to catch him?" like what we have
>>493154545I now see that using Urara in GFF was a mistake, that card is already too volatile in a scenario that's pretty random with it's bonuses. I need to borrow Orf before I decide to borrow Nishino or any power card for that matter, I'll just have to stick to my 2 spd/2 guts/ 1 int builds.
>>493245235Can someone explain to me what that #eclair is for?
>>493263903The Japanese called the stripe/blaze on horse head Eclair
>>493263335>Oh he run awayHe didn't just "run away", he was full on oonige from the start; an oonige victory is rare enough already, a G1 oonige victory is even rarer.I'm sure the race would have been just as legendary if Bread won, it would just been about him accomplishing Suzuka's dream instead - especially after he had the same 1,000m time as Suzuka at his final race.>>493263903Nox's blaze/marking looks like an eclair.
>>493264113>>493264450Nip humor never fails to bewilder me.
>>493264450Yes Suzuka's dream exist, it passed down to the Reiwa time but a new gen surpass it makes it more endearing. Somebody catch that run made the race more than that
>>493264956Better off just using google translate instead of typing directly in english.
Cinderella Gray?More like, Cinderella Gay.
>>493265121No
It's time to post that again.https://youtu.be/5qkCM9GrP_o?si=bPRFpWLUYMMOXj-2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvhUEzgMnYwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjtGI1Gji2cI really hope Bread's kids turn out well.>>493264956To each his own, I suppose. I like the idea of Bread carrying on Suzuka and Turbo's dreams more than Nox the genius, but I just have a massive bias for nige hors, so.
>>493265965THE BREAD OF JAPAN
>>493265965>>493266220
>>493266384Those are some exotic eyes
>>493266220>REIWA'S TWIN TURBO>LORD KANOLA'S SON, PANTHALASSA>WORLD-CLASS PANTHALASSAThat AkiTen was a hell of a show.
Some neat badges/logoshttps://x.com/2_dando/status/1831514573561852269
>>493265965https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_lA5E-If70I simply love hot pursue race
>>493268079https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p49VOBFETV4This one is still one of the first japanese races that pop in my heads when I hear "hot pursuit".
>>493253592unironically nyes
>>493266809Fuji's badge just looks like a censored FUCK. The rest are pretty cool, though.
>>493268327Balko was a menace big fucking niger bird
>>493268327Fuck yeah, granny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v-mi5s9NCUAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://youtu.be/hG9s7Mjc6ak?si=x8vcGMtAORGXU26s
>>493263335>>493264450>>493265965Haha imagine if Nox end his 3yo season with 4x G1 2nd consecutively before his absolute dominance the year after
>>493269959AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh oh.
>>493275648Fat Hors can pay for her own chicken instead of leeching off of me.
>>493275648I could never deny her delicious (ostensibly) friend chicken.
>>493247992You have to be a massive dekinai to not get what she's saying at least 98% of the time.
>>493253329Depends on how many turns you are into your harvest and how many rainbows you've already gotten in that harvest, if you've collected several crops already you'll get more green
We need more grey coats
>>493278823>>493279045I don't think she consented to this. Have you considered not being a rapist?
>>493275648this just reminds me of how dumb sanpo works: if you want to get the most use out of it, you'd choose to go out with new characters or the shitters you never touch to boost their bond. while the characters you like most are probably max bond already so there's no point to it. basically you have to choose between what's "useful" and what you actually like which is retarded
>>493278823>>493279045I need full ver
>>493278823>>493279045sex... i wanna see her without ear covers... aaahhh!!!!!!!!!!!
weird cats
>>493280863actually my favorite style
https://youtu.be/6ZwdA3RC0OQ?si=TxZd1bnHXbE0oVg-
>>493282513Granny sexo
At last…My constant torment finally bears some fucking fruit
hors gets angry if you leave himhttps://x.com/umayoshiSTAR/status/1831651291988365432
>>493289186would
>>493289739bros i love clingy needy hors like you wouldn't believe....
Would mirako ride you or would she just lay on her back and get creampied?
>>493278823>>493279045I want sex
can an AI sloppa brotha generate chikezo with her titties out asking for a friend
AI sloppas and anti-generative AI artists have one things in common and its making uma musume porn
>>493295337>>493296737go back to whichever general you come from
>AI
>>493296737Only a fag would consume AI porn.
i want to consume chikezo's breastmilk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGlbxMRtzLc
>>493280138https://mega.nz/folder/gtxRCRTA#5f5svnxYQyLqa4E5BSSzwghttps://mega.nz/folder/QsBmnbgb#Njzj87v86kecji84TcR-Ew
>>493298391mindless coomers would consume any kind of porn regardless if it's AI or not
We love AI here.
https://x.com/MD_MDR/status/1830324964303794464>>493305878you should know that even japanese artists are starting to turn on AIfags
>>493306595Wdym? They always have been against AI.
>>493306595if you aren't eop you would know they were since day one and we don't care
https://x.com/MD_MDR/status/1830868934888956173>>493306858>>493306924i know
https://x.com/MD_MDR/status/1830913592805466164
>>493272801did this artist got lynched by horse yakuza yet?
I love clingy hors so much bros
All hors become clingy hors eventually
kissing duramente on her forehead
>>493279747I agree with you, Justaway.
post transcend or GTFO
>>493187558El Condor Pasa>>493188252bruh
>>493187558>>493319634underaged
>>493316346I don’t post my bro, bro
>>493248784Gone. But not forgotten.
>>493320003k thenhttps://x.com/mimoria_/status/1770856215527977425
at what point in time are the raws for star blossom at right now
>>493244719Vodka was actually cool?
>>493323282nyesthey fucked up beyond all possibility with vodka and dasca, to the point where they will never be able to tell a serious story with them EVER
>>493323282Vodka and Scarlet's rivalry was actually cool and exciting with both hors being super mare that dominated the races, which is why it's so disappointing that they made them a joke in the game.
Characters with such massive udders can't be taken seriously anyway.
KachitaiKachitaiKachitaiKachitaiKachitaiKachitai
>>493316043dula turned out so adorable in her story, it was so precious to see her get so much affection from her family and senpais and classmates and of course (You) and i believe her story mode has one of the highest headpat counts so far
>>493325462Dia's a serious character...
daiwa major and scarlet clearly have stayer genes, it's a shame that nips don't want to take advantage of that with their kids
When the fuck is Janpoke's movie coming out in BD?
>>493327756>BDYou mean Abema?
>>493328127That works too I guess
>>493327756Never ever
>>493248189However they decided to localise Suzuna from Priconnehttps://x.com/theprinceofiris/status/1350613034654453767
>>493327756
>>493333623Crunchyroll should have been the publisher for uma global
>>493335019I beg to differ
>>493335019god I wish that was the case
>>493335019Current CR uses 3rd party AI translations with 0 QC. Fuck no.
>>493337520good. EOPs deserves nothing but MTL and fanfiction
>>493337717This but unironically
>>493337520Killed the dumb deer meme anime in the west with the god awful MTL.
>>493338027Deer meme anime killed itself by being extremely unfunny.
>>493337997Which distro does she use?
>>493323282https://youtu.be/VLnOJMhZN0I?si=CwCH2ddOB7vP7IW3And go watch their last race against each other.
>>493338269The same Maruzen uses: the first Slackware
>>493335019So the game can die even quicker?
>>493337997>murHOMO>SCATrolWhat did they mean by this?
>>493337717>>493337997BASED
>>493338027that actually turned out to be really bad human translation though
>>493324031Pre-1.0 era uma was a blunder. I'm glad management managed to change trajectories now.
>>493337717>>493337997>>493339482YWNBJ
>>493339737Thank god for that lmao.
>>493338750>no reaction from inmu
>>493339627too bad vodka and dasca are FUBAR
what ruined them? i don't play the crapcha but anime-wise, every character is already reduced to their gimmick unless they are plot relevant. i don't think it would be too difficult to make a story out of them besides it being strange to go back to spica members now that they seem to be focusing on branching out to other characters with the animated releases
>>493342368well for starters, they are nothing like the real horss (with the exception of dasca being as clingy and easily jealous as the real hors)but mostly it's because they are pure gag characters
1. [NSW] Gundam Breaker 4 – 52,825 / NEW2. [NSW] Umamusume: Pretty Derby – Party Dash – 37,939 / NEW3. [PS5] Gundam Breaker 4 – 32,518 / NEW4. [PS5] Visions of Mana – 30,696 / NEW5. [NSW] Emio – The Smiling Man: Famicom Detective Club – 25,028 / NEW6. [PS4] Gundam Breaker 4 – 13,175 / NEW7. [NSW] Nintendo Switch Sports – 10,370 / 1,406,9988. [PS5] Star Wars Outlaws – 10,087 / NEW9. [PS4] Visions of Mana – 10,068 / NEW10. [NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe – 9,879 / 5,981,060Not too badly
https://x.com/uma_musu_hacha/status/1831898162107437190game is alive
>>493345628replies all saying it's still broken lol
>>493342524How did real Vodka act?
>>493348543quiet, smart and calculating and never really acted outliterally the opposite of uma vodka
>>493289739>post protectedwhat's even the point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoEwI9cT-TUNyo...
>>493348667Huh that would have been neat
>>493348809>t-they posted her again>c-call the police!!
https://files.catbox.moe/ire1b3.png (KK scene file)Probably one of my favorite scenes... Looks so fucking good in VR
der coomer...
>>493348667If you think about it, Believe is basically what an accurate Vodka adaption would look like
>>493342524Also they did the mistake of making Vodka a boyfaggot because she won a colt classic. Should've been something like Donna, domineering and very feminine to contrast with the colts of her gen like Journey.
>>493349565I swear Buena is both cute and sexy... Combine with her voice is too much.
>>493350503I think them making Vodka a tomboy was the right call, she did win the Derby after all. As for her personality being more like Donna, I don't think that's a good either, the real Vodka seemed to enjoy being alone and dislike being near humans or other hors. Here's something fun I found:>中田助手 写真を撮られるのが好きでしたね。口取りも(週刊誌などの)立ち写真もすぐにピタッと止まっていました。レース後は写真を撮られないと逆に怒っていたくらい。たぶん、負けたって分かっているんでしょうね。Attention whore Vodka.
Chiyono...
>>493350557>>493349565SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>493244719>only two mares attain the JRA "hero" privilegeI kneel.
NYOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sex with AI...
>>493350503I counted at least 4, unless you're only considering playable umas.
>>493355579Meant for >>493354265
>>493355080Sauce katsudon.
>>493355579>>493355705Yeah I only heard Gentil and Vodka's name but didn't get to catch up to the other 2.
>>493354265>>493355579>>493355825How the fuck you missed out Air Groove and Buena Vista that's directly after Vodka. Also Lys & Eye for non-uma
>>493323282Vodka-Scarlet ended colt dominance, look how many great mares after them
>>493350503Take saying she look a like a colt was the main reason I think.
>>493356779arr hors rook same
How do I train Shishou as a big niger in GFF?
>>493356828Some are cooler than the other.
>>493356828there are hors and cooler hors.and there is crazy hors
>>493357421息子よ…
>>493357421I don't like the way he stares at me.
Which green skills are worth getting if I'm not training for chanmi?
sex?
>>493360701With me.
sex with Fuu-chan...
>>493355803That's clearly aislop, blindbro
>>493360992
umadacchis help my friend asked if uma musume was just my little pony for japanese people and I don't know how to respond
It's not
>>493362090It is
>>493362090your friend might be a closet furry. you should cutoff all contact with them just to be safe.
>>493362565Ah yes because umadacchis aren't closet furries.
>>493362682I don't want to fuck anything that doesn't look like an anime girl with horse ears and a tail.
>>493363230retarded normie gtfo and bang a real hors then
>>493362090Not really other than being about horses I don't see the connection
>>493364497Same, but that's our perspective from inside the fandom looking out. It's a bit hard to tie all of the historical and sports drama elements together for someone who only has a surface level idea of the franchise (aka that horse game/anime).
nyessssssssssssssssssss
Peropero
>>493362090MLP doesn't have sexy hors and deep lore, so.
>>493365190say it's captain tsubasa but horse racing
>>493365247sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>493362090Not really a good response to that since to most people the series just boils down to cute horse girls doing cute things.One of my friends calls me a brony for liking it. He went out of his way to try to watch the anime at one point but gave up 4 episodes in. I'm glad he at least tried to get into it even though I didn't ask him to, benchmark of a good friend is them actually showing interest in your niche interests.
https://x.com/tospo_keiba/status/1831963008316375104Prognosis to Cox. They really want these Deep's colt to win overseas man; Shah owner always complained about the traveling fee.
>>493366508They just want him to win any G1 really, he has the ability but not the luck
sexxxxxxxxxxx
>>493362090Friend of mine said something similar, but I knew my friend was a fan of hololive so I linked him clips of Aqua geeking out over some Rice Shower URA races and he kinda "got" it from the idol angle rather than the horse angle. He ended up watching all 3 seasons and we got something to talk about so it worked out great. Between CGDCT, sports anime, animal training biopics, and idol anime you have more to talk about than trying to convince someone it's not feelgood cartoon horses for lonely dudes.
>>493366685He could have won Osaka Hai, but they didn't have interest in it. His only G1 challenge at home was against Equinox.
>>493365980slut
>>493366985sexxxx
>>493366508Thanks god He'll be with DLane instead of Kawada
>>493365980sexxxxxxxxxx
>>493337520>>493337717reminder that there is this one retard that keeps uploading machine translated doujins to sadpandatell me again, why do retards keep defending MTL to own the SJWs?>>493351291>>493353442sauce>>493355080not even anti-AI but i'm tired of seeing this kind of sloppa in this "artstyle"
>>493365980>>493368631sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
cafe sexoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>Nyo has no vocals for any of the lives besides the ones everyone sings and two scenario songswtf give me her winning the soul vocals already
>>493369421>That I said I wanted to spoil you>proceeds to talk about herself to you>admits that image she show to you the whole 3 years as just an act so you won't be disappointed at her>and was worried that she can't be herself>she did it so people would love her>then ask you if you'll accept her by show "real self">you agree and she ask if you'll indulge on one request>Please let me shine!>We would make a good pairFuu-chan sexo...
It’s crow day today in Japan. Post crows.
>>493373673Weird ningen hors?
>>493373978cafe is so sexo
Was my first time doing UAF and I misunderstood the color swaps/wasted them, am I fucked if I miss the 15 win bonus during the checkpoints? Do I just quit early and save myself the trouble if this happens?
>>493368704>This one retard>He thinks there's only oneRorRumao
>>493374797Yeah, the win bonuses are really important. I would say keep going because you can still get a UE from any run in UAF and the final score will still contributes to the event points.
>>493374797You're fucked but just play it through, you want the experience of a full run anyways if it's your first couple times. Get a feel for the calls and stamina usage, not every run that ends needs to be perfect.
>>493374797You miss around 5% of training bonus for not getting 5/5 on a color, so you won't hit max bonus right during senior summer. Still, you shouldn't reset unless you're tryharding for best result.
>>493374861i didn't know there's more than onesorryanyway post more transcend
NYOOOO!!!!!
Holy shit.
>
>>493374981>>493375112>>493375207I feel like it turned out pretty well? Maybe UAF statlines are just way better than Aoharu which was all I was racing until now. I was playing catch up hard on early classics with trainings but eventually caught back up. Thanks anontachis, I like this more than mindlessly clicking rainbows in Aoharu too.
>>493379401Every new scenario is better than the previous one.And awaken your umas
..meanwhile at the Chiyono factory...
seeeeeeeeeeeex
>>493379401It's ok. What's your deck?
what the fuck bro
not my bro
>>493383813I used a couple selectors on the Jungle Pocket card and the rest are just SSR welfares from events + SiL, don't have too much else I pretty much blew my new player savings on the Gentil and SiL banners.
>>493384206Yeah, that's alright did that deck. No other power card?
>>493383869I wanna KFC sanpo with her...
My power card pool is like playing whackamole, I used the Vodka one for a bit but I read to generally stay away from 0LB SSRs so I went with the welfare chibi card. Maybe I should swap to the 2LB Seiun Sky card and train into power instead? It's my only non-0LB stam card but half the skills are debuffs but I'm not sure how general use it is.
>>493383887i wanna fuck brofuck fuck sex sex
>>493383887Alp doujin when
That's a big boy
>>493386472>>493386472>>493386472>>493386472
ayabe sexo
>>493385330Vodka at 0lb has>37.5 friendship bonus>80 specialty>gold healWhich sounds pretty decent desu. Maybe I should get a copy for myself.
>>493385330Vodka got 50 得意 at 0LB, which is already better than the Uma Yuru card. It doesn't matter how good the stat gain is on a card if the damn won't even show up.
>>493387047>It doesn't matter how good the stat gain is on a card if the damn won't even show up.Now that you mention it, it really doesn't. Didn't think the 50 specialty rate up made that much of a difference. I'll give it a go over uma yuru, I have to train my XOguri and she can use an extra blue anyways. Thanks.
>>493386676SEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>493386676guilt tripping this menhera into a twosome with her imaginary twin
>>493379401>Maybe UAF statlines are just way better than Aoharu which was all I was racing until now.You spent the past 36 months doing nothing but Aoharu runs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QESJItvDz74Time for more keiba kino to welcome the autumn season. This one's about unique hors that may not be the best, but they certainly are memorable.>>49338801650 up may not feel like much, and you probably won't notice it right away since the game's RNG, but you'll see the difference after a few runs. Specialty rate up's going to be even more important when you move on to Farmville.
>>493389929Variashiko....
>>493390595Lose Consistently...
>>493389929man I wonder who is gonna be the next JRA hors of the year.Maybe a mare. Also it is always sovl to see that I feel only JP puts 全身全霊 into it.
>>493390856>Already autumn season>No dominating JP horseIt's gonna be really tough and close votes, unless Dodo wins at least 2 out of 3 autumn triple
>>493390856>I wonder who is gonna be the next JRA hors of the year.Liberty Island. Trust in Kawada.
Epipipipipipipi. This year is Epi's year so it's going to be an Epi spawn.
>>493391548>Liberty Islandthat would be seriously sovl, imagine following the Oni Lady as both Triple Tiara and now that.
When are we getting Sodashi in the game?
>Fatman horse
>>493391990After we get Pui.
>>493391548Right, LI should be able to win Akiten easily
>training INT in UAF decreases energy
>>493392472Thinking is hard...
>>493392472>UAF crippled INT>GFF crippled StaminaWhat's getting nerfed for the inevitable mid/long scenario? Power?
>>493393234Guts
Man, I wonder if Tact will be a weirdo like her senpais..
>オペラオーが亡くなったら過去になった馬に会いに行って元気だったか確認して、オペラオーが放牧されてた場所を訪ねて「これがオペラオーが最後に見た光景か…なんであんな頑なに会わんかったんやろ…」って寝転んで>和田は牧場の人に「どこで亡くなってんですか?」と訪ね、「そこに倒れてました。寝顔の様に綺麗な亡骸でした。」と答えた牧場の人に。「そうでしたか。」と答え高そうなスーツも気にせず、片膝を泥だらけの芝について、オペが倒れてた芝生を撫でていたらしいI can't wait for us to get Team Ryuuji main story.
>>493236496>her feet look just like my wife's
>>493394052Legs, not feet.
post robroy or gtfo
Ok.
Kill yourself.
cute dum wagie
>>493397268しゃせい?
>>493397268Uma summer is powered by uma part-time job
>>493397268context: her va worked at kfc for 4 years
>hey, so which uma should we make an actual psychopath when it comes to racing?>air shakur, who's notorious for his temper that everyone's scared to take care of him? >nah, we'll just make him an aloof punk instead>dream journey, who's also infamous for his temper to the point his jockey said he could murder him? >but he's also smart, so we'll make him a scheming and calculating assassin instead>how about orfevre, after all we had a beta version that has a fierce side when mask off on the trailer? >nope, not royal enough for a triple crown, redesign him to become this game's gilgamesh instead>so we have this unimplemented triple tiara winner named still in love...>yeah, she's the onei have to applaud cygames for this decision, no one would have expected her to be the most insane uma of them all while other honses with worse tempers exist and they could have just gone with only the 'tragic lover' aspect
SiL is the Kurumi Tosaka of Umaverse"~ara Trainer-san...."
>>493399202One step away from becoming Mio Honda.
>>493399326Dios Mio…
Someone help her before she goes insane...
>>493395229>UNAUTHORIZED REPOST AND AI TRAINING PROHIBITEDoh okay
>>493386695>>493387047i just have a single copy and can get 3 more with blue tickets at the moment, if i have 0 good power SSRs do i go for this now or wait til i get 5 more blue tickets to MLB it immediately? right now i can do decently switching my rental slot from MLB SSR rijichou to SSR flower power and using my own MLB R rijichou but it seems like getting my own decent power and going back to borrowing SSR rijichou might be better but not sure enough to commit the blue tickets just yet. when i used to borrow SSR rijichou i would try to inherit more power and run SR Pearl with SSR Ulala
>>493401662Mind broken
>>493399202I prefer long haired Fuku
>my first ever UC
>>493404373You only needed to own 5 top tier cards at MLB.
>>493405132It changed a lot. The run itself sucked compared to picrel from before the SiL banner but the sheer number of skill points I got was ridiculous
>>493359720you shouldn't, he'll bite you if you try to pet him
>>493398280Her jockey is on record for professing his love for her, and I think the interview took place after he won 10 G1s with Tarumae. They just took his words and turned it into yandere.
>>493373402CROW
>>493406282i wonder what some of the other Brians' temperaments are, i know Narita Brian and especially Maya were actually quite nice. i remember the post about how Maya was so cuddly and attached that he kept interfering with his groom's work with all the head nudging, and Brian apparently was known for his soft love bites
>>493399326>ぜんぜん違うじゃないですか!言ったんですね!? すごくいい運が来るって…なのに、この占いは何ですか!>もういいです、私、占いやめふぎゃろ!?A fate worse than death.
>>493392225stella will win akiten
>>493407086Dantsu is known to be friendly. But I think someone here before said irl hors tried to "comfort" his jockey/trainer before.
>>493408042wwhat does that mean
Does my fat fuck need more power? I've been using full speed inheritance but I can maybe switch to half speed half power.
>>493408042"comfort" how
>>493408764Forgot to include my deck.
>>493408042caballo sexo
a-are they doing this because of the gap fetish of ningen muscles still being helpless against umas??
>>493413551more like they want a ningen that has the stamina to fuck them all night
>>493414249You will literally die during umapyoi with Donna if you don't train enough
Do women actually sweat out of their breasts like this
>>493384206That power card is really bad. Even a lot of SR cards are better.
>sweat
>>493412824Pama love
>>493413551actually its donna who wants to be the helpless one, she's just looking for the right ningen to come along. its just not easy for obvious reasonsits also why you go through a literal strength training arc to become a gigachad in her storyno idea how ryan sees her trainer though
>>493424125Please drain and kill me
>>493414825nyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwVUbyLz3NAVAs played the Party Dash game so you don't have to
uma VR dating game when...
>>493434745I love how her eyes follow yours
>>493434913Kinda cute. I need to get more cute KK scenes
>>493434913eye/head tracking is god tier when you're plowing them in missionary raw
>>493376656lemme think about it, i do have a lot but don't use most of them often
https://x.com/sawakasu_fatal/status/1832081119304720399Very nice
>>493437034Dating with your bros
>>493408764inherit power, S mid distance, normal maruzensky's unique, pick 王手 from El instead of professor
>>493447739That looks painful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJGnvvRLz6E
>>493437034>Ningen Otoko: Handsome Dandy
>>493437034Masuta randomly was allowed a name in season 3 (Kuronuma), will Canopusman and Spicaman be allowed to have names eventually?....
>>493450981pretty sure canopusman does have a name
>>493452721wtf, eng fan wiki says its Minamizaka but i have no idea where they got that from
>>493453206https://dic.pixiv.net/a/%E5%8D%97%E5%9D%82%E3%83%88%E3%83%AC%E3%83%BC%E3%83%8A%E3%83%BC>Fans are speculating that the name is likely to be "Minamisaka Kai." The names "Tojo Hana," "Nishizaki Ryo (Okino's trainer)," and "Kitahara Jo," all of which also contain the character for direction in their surnames, are similar to the mahjong hand "Ryojo Kai Hana," so they speculate that the remaining "Kai" is Minamisaka's name.fanon
>>493435141Trespassing on a mare's personal space doesn't seem like the smartest idea.
I fucking love this outfit.
Does anyone have an up-to-date ass olympics chart?
>>493466587There’s too many weird creatures hanging around Tracen now.
>>493469357My beloved menhera.
>>493470159Just because she's retarded doesn't mean you get to call her menhera
>>493469357My wife is so beautiful
>>493471359He's talking about her seiyuu
>>493453206>where they got that fromAnime credit, if I remember right.
>>493469357Source?
Dantsu Flame?More like Fatsu Lame.
>>493474669Mirako, have you ever heard the saying about how "people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones"?
>>493474591I don't know. It's probably from twitter
>Uma Musume gets localized to global as Horse Daughter>player PoV in campaign stories gets rewritten as happening from the perspective of the uma's father
>>493434465>still in love's seiyuu said she had to drink 3 energy drinks before recording her berserker modedeebly goncerning
>>493393530Opera's going to show up again in Pubo's campaign, isn't she?
WHERE IS SHE????
>>493476525Busy because of harvesting season.
>>493476525Cringe
>>493476525In the fields
>>493476525My bedroom.
>>493476525Our queen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHEnFArn6v0Does anybody else have their own favorite Machico moment?
>>493469357https://arca.live/b/umamusume/46054725this is the only source i could find it its from 2022
Anime Teio a shit, Teio seiyuu a shit, only hors Teio is based
>>493477847
>>493477847All Teios are good, but tanuki Teio is best Teio.
>>493477847I'm partial to Urara's mom
I love AI.
>>493478050Even this gremlin?
>>493478556Why is she characterized like this, again?
>>493481013Who?
>>493434465So did Nakayama and Shakurhttps://www.youtube.com/live/U5L_YVLBp6s?si=-8JyZdPlOX9i8C2x
>>493482068Sharkry
>>493483014Is this why that schizo shows up from time to time?
What's your hi-score in Golshi Adventure?
>>493483295Nah, the ngafag spams the entire board even the non-affiliated ones like YGO
>>493434745>>493435141Need Buena ver
Buena...>>493483295>>493485661can't that post >493483014 be deleted and reported for offtopic? it's a waste of boardspace.
>>493485368I'm trying to find a good combo to break 13k, yet to find any legendary equipment
>>493485368>>493487453Oh yeah I hadn't seen people talk about that game, how far you guys went to? I only got 2 blue-tier equips. As usual rng seems based on how to get good weapon types and equipment.
Got the Machan acrylic stand from the Animate fair
>>493488381You forgot to hide the non-Martin one.
>>493488381Why so many X-Files DVDs
>>493487353source?
>>493488381Chubby thighs.
>>493488381Is that a Twin Peaks BD?
THICCCC
>>493489931https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/122211140
Bondo flopped again.... girl is cursed..
>>493488381Machan thighs
I WANT TO HAVE SEX
>>493494947Both ojisan and Rumao flopped. I'm happy for Ishikawa, he hasn't been doing too well this year.
>>493496398First Kita 24' gen grade winner as well
>>493408764You always want at least 1200 power for any uma since it triggers the guaranteed last spurt accel boost.
>>493496589No way, there hasn't been a single 24' Kita spawn grade victory this year until now? Kita shouldn't have dumped all his power into Nox.
seeeeeeeex
CAFE SEXO
>>493497009Only jobbers until now. Best were Satono Epic, 2nd in dirt derby.Also Christmas Parade broke 3yo record for 2000m in Nakayama, Justin Milano just record that one in Satsuki Sho this year
>>493497549Damn, I should have stayed and watch. Left early because the weather was too hot today and there wasn't anything going on the track.I guess that means Mi Anhelo also broke the record since she only lost by a neck.
>>493497549>>493498013Track super fresh & fast today, top 5 horses broke the record
>>493498013Milano's time was 1.57.1, so top 5 broke the record.
>roll the step up scamcha x2 hoping to luckshit speed falco>not a single one came>go to home page>her song is playingthis fucking bitch
>>493498484>>493498530Hot damn.
>>493498484New record in the opening week of racecourse seems to be the trend lately.
nyooooooo!!!
For being pretty cheap this is uhh a lot bigger than I expected.
>>493499647FINGERRRR
>>493499647SIRS
>>493497549Tfw we still haven't seen Kita's best generation yet
>>493499647Pretty standard size for prize figures
>>493500352Nox's your best gen. It's all downhill from here.
>>493500547You forgot Tact
>>493500547He's talking about best gen, not best horse
post uma shrines
>>493500391The horseshoe bases are cute, too bad I swore off PUPs & prize figures long ago. I should check to see what uma scales are floating around.
>>493447739
>>493500902Why keep it all in one place, have more small stuff strewn throughout the house
M-mares...
Christmas Parade did great and all, but I like how quickly Mi Anhelo climbed once she found at opening at the final straight. Hopefully her flopping at Oaks was just her having a bad day.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFluQI3G8Wc>>493503248I need more brown boyfaggot.
>>493500547If only they didn't kill Dura in the stables & let Contrail become a cow... I don't think nips have a lot of good horses left.
>>493505321Losing Dura was a big blow, yeah, but they still have a lot of well proven sires around like Kita, Epipipi, Karenfag, Kizuna, Hearts, Maurice, Suave, and >Bricks and Mortar; I'm excited to see how F4, Taiho, Nox, and Contrail's kids will perform - I have a lot of hope for Taiho to continue the Duratism line.
https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/uma/>There is an actual uma crypto coin
>>493505812I hope so, but I'm still honestly baffled at how they mismanaged phonehead's health that badly. I hope he survives the breeding season this year so he can work on getting thinner, but >205.
>>493506172>mismanaged phonehead's health that badlyWhat mismanage?
Stop making /biz/ threads
>>493506352I can't find the exact image anymore, but he gained a massive amount of weight in the last few weeks.
>>493506858Oh it's just him getting fat, you made it like he gotten sick
>>493507096Getting fat is an easy way to get sick, ningen and hors both.
>>493506172https://twitter.com/rsot3333/status/1831258574766723500This photo's from the Wednesday. Seems like he lost quite a bit of weight already, not exactly slim, but he's not a whole phone booth anymore.
>>493507180Overworking does that too. He just finished his breeding season, let him enjoy his time
>>493507376>stress eating from having to fuck so many girlsHe's literally me.
CAFE SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!! SEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>493505321Admire Mars and Saturnalia looking promising so far>>493505321
sex machitan
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>493447739>>493503248oh geez slit
Someone in this thread reduced his Urara card.
>>493510362
>>493501253>I swore off PUPs & prize figures long agowhy?
Cheval Grand is pretty cute
>>493520543>HalconSex SEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXX
Hishimi kakkoii
RYUUUUUUUUUJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4XLcxpkMFQ
>>493520543>halcon>not pornAnd this is why the chinks are overturning the nips
CHEAP?! Are you fucking sure about that? I don't care that you get gacha freebies because that should not be equated to price. https://x.com/Yayoi_Umamusu/status/1831265073245163686
>>493521868If the usual suspects aren't drawing umanko, you sure as hell shouldn't expect a high-profile artist to draw it
>>493522549nah you sure should expect they keep the lewds well hidden and ready to hit the big red upload button at moment's notice once lewd are allowed
>>493519862Mostly space, was somewhere in the neighborhood of 70-80 figures before I started to refine my collection down to scales and now budgeting like 3-4 a year at most. Collecting was a fun hobby and led the way to learning to paint garage kits, but a cluttered collection isn't very pleasing to look at imo. I also collect doujinshi, some of the cool general reader ones never make it overseas like this uma pitching form one, but they're much easier to store.
>>493522395>No alternative colors when players choose the same characterThat sounds like a terrible oversight>Your favorite might not be playableGame being trash aside, this is the main reason why I'm not buying it (they are stuck as background characters)
>>493522549But some of them did in the early years
>>493523526
>>493503569>in response to Orfve and Journey combowell those stallions will die now. lol
What the fuck never know netkeiba lets you search horses by specific cross on the pedigree, this will be fun for POG hunting
>>493523526>>493523834>early yearsyeah sure, again some are still doing it via commissions. like you'll never see them anyway
>>493523834
>>493524871Absolutely but Halcon isn't one of them. Most still abide by the guidelines yet willingly damage the image of real people for their enjoyment. I'm not saying that they're not allowed to do that but I'm just highlighting their hypocrisy.
>>493525209Hors is pure & innocent and does nothing but running and goof around, unlike real people. they deserves more respect
>>493525209>real peoplebaka those are horses af we even have drawings of people in various stuffrule 34 exist and the damn nips have no power to censor it
>SISRhttps://x.com/ponjiyuusu/status/1832403454452703400Uni please don't expose the history of SiL eloping with her trainer.
>>493525424>shows the raging horse cock infront of youyep very innocent and pure. animalistic even
>>493521712>made Ryuuji ride the 3,200m race>went with the 1,600m race when it's his turnThis guy.
sex....sex.....seeeeex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
damn i fell asleep
>>493528641she drugged you
>>493525615Agreed, but I feel like Cygames will shut global in a flash if the porn production gets too loud and out of hand. All just so they can still retain permissions and prevent the 1st trailer disaster from happening again, which for sure is a thing otherwise we'd have Kurofune in the game by now but we got a mob instead.
Why do so many people get so hurt over artists not drawing umanko when hors in pretty, sometimes revealing, clothing is enough to make me erupt like a cum volcano
Porn addiction.
>>493529176Gooner mentality prevents them from thinking that it's fine to enjoy something without needing constant porn on it.
>>493528808they should just not release global so i don't have to be subjected to the flood of shitty SEANigger "art"
>seaniggers living rent-free in anon's head
>-oom/nerlol>>493528808>will shut global in a flashGood!
>>493528324sex craft...>>493528641what happen? don't tell me you fail to umapyoi her and just sleep with her.
How can Donna even compete
>>493531474She sings a song and you get sleepy. She didn't even realize you were sleeping.
>>493531978Why compete when she could just take her siblings away?
>>493532274I suppose the umapyoi probably happened but not covered by the scene :^)or then again considering that the confession was done after that.
sexo...
>>493525424>Hors is pure & innocentstego would deliberately lose just to piss off the crowd because it amused himgimlet pretends to act innocent and friendly to bait people into trying to pet him so he can bite them
>>493537328precisely, while other hors use it to demand human for food like that lazy fatass Mirako.
>>493538663Bless this lazy fatass for learning how to use his bell to summon ninjin feedings.https://x.com/tarutaru_mage/status/1755189859520839708
>>493532274>>493536143you both sleep in the same bed...?
>>493537328>pretends to act innocent and friendly to bait people into trying to pet him so he can bite thembased
>>493539756Such majestic creatures indeed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnYNmGMsU18
>>493539756sundayman's dad Halo would frequently catch and drown birds in his water bucket
>>493531978I think Verxina is more attractive but she's still a loser and Gentil isn't exactly ugly.
>>493540538Hors evil…
>>493540538sundayman's dad Halo is literally me
>>493542282Why do you drink water out of a bucket?
>>493539540some details are left blank for the player's imagination, but yes it is.Just like the part where Fuu-chan said to her trainer that her collar is loose, despite they're wearing onsen yutaka and it "ended" there. It is obviously something nice happen after it.
>>493543221>Just like the part where Fuu-chan said to her trainer that her collar is loosewhat a slut
>>493543221And how you have 3P with Cafe and her friend.
I love AI but I'll admit it's kinda annoying to see it posted so often these days, especially when it's just low effort slop.Either post AI stuff that was noticeably made with efforts (don't (You) me) or just post real art. It's not like we're lacking real uma art.
>>493532521NNNNYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
>>493546545I fucking wish I can see real art on xitter. Hiding likes and screwing with the recommended tab has been the death blow for me. Now it's either AIslop or irrelevant shit from people I don't follow, Japan: :O
>>493547672do you unironically use twatter on mobile a lot? because my experience on desktop is not bad on Firefox with the Control Panel extension for twatter, it forces the Latest feed and lets you hide/suppress annoying shit, i can barely tolerate more than a minute on mobile where i can't do any of that and see ads every other fucking post
>>493547924Most zoomers are mobile users, wouldn't be surprised most of the thread also is.
>>493547924>do you unironically use twatter on mobile a lot?Yeah, because it's actually wasn't that bad until a month or two ago, ads aside. Control Panel is... eh. I keep adding it and then removing it after a bit. Don't know what my problem with it was.
>>493548595TASUKETE SPE-CHAN
>>493549562even on mobile though i've been able to have the app keep my setting to only show Latest and i don't think i really get forced onto the For You slop very much, do you keep getting put there when you try to have the app keep you on Latest?
>>493547672Twitter algorithm is wack and you'll keep getting shoved with a certain type of content if you had interact with it even only once. Just stop liking & blocks the acc & type of contents you don't want to see
>>493547672Works for me, imo the current twitter for you algo is probably the best it's ever been despite half the site being basically non-functioning. My for you page is almost entirely umamusume art with a couple other things sprinkled in. It also shows me stuff from things I like that aren't as popular/don't have as consistent of an art output like revue starlight. Just like/retweet a lot and follow related artists and it'll correct itself. As long as you're not a normalfaggot who participates in politics or interacts with homosexuals then it should steer itself towards being decent. Also mute any tags to do with non-uma gacha and vtubers, I did that a long time ago so I'm not sure how much it factors in.
homo intercourse!
>>493549881I didn't pay attention to that. Pretty much every single fanart I came across for the last 4 years came from the For You tab. It served its purpose. I batch downloaded 16k images from my likes page before I nuked my last account.>>493552756That's exactly how my algo worked too. Just walls of fanarts and moonrunes, mostly from artists I followed, and some from the ones I don't. And it stayed that way even after consuming the occasional /pol/shit. Then it just broke when I scrolled too far down is the only reason I can think of.
new biwafag
>>493556240>>493556240>>493556240
