A New Start EditionPC trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuCfkgaaa08PS5 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW4Fdh6zFM>News:Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of very low or very high rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>493193498
Patch 7 should've removed everyone except Astarion from the game
Will I get slayer if I kill isobel after she's captured
John Corcoran should be Orin Reference in front of his loved ones. That is all.
https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121
> don't release patches> nooo abandoned fuck you devs> release patches> a nothingburger fuck you devsUngrateful bastards.
I'm more excited about the new version of Really Shadowheart than Goyslop 7>>493259190Shut the fuck up baldie
quick. what mods broke with patch 7?does party unlimited still work?
THE BLING OF BANE
>We’ve still got a few more patches up our sleeve for Baldur’s Gate 3 - which will include both crossplay and photo mode, alongside other fixes and updates.They could add more cucking in those updates.
>>493259221Really Shadowheart after you ‘settle down’ with her.
Wyll is a nigger
>>493259221cuck faggot
'uv Swen'uv Minthie'uv RPGs'uv BG3'uv https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/5285simple as
How beautiful this silence is. I feel like a parent who in the morning, after unwrapping presents with his children, enjoys a few minutes of tranquility on the couch drinking a coffee, while his sons and daughters run and play around the house with their new toys.I missed you, old /bgg/.
My shit has more content than patch 7
Why does 90% of players pick elf, human or tiefling?What do you chuds have against short races and unconventional looking races?
hate swenhate patch 7simple as
>>493259383hi cuck faggot, I'm dad>>493259409The thread is saved!>>493259446If humans are so popular, why is Wyll the least popular origin huh?
>>493259340Looking good like that Jenevelle
It's been a long time since you stood in judgement over others, holding their lives in your hands. But after everything you've done, doesn't this feel right?
>>493259524Least popular origin but I feel like he's the most canon origin
>>493259409Sorry for being mentally ill at you.
Liar Swen! Liar Swen!
Is minthara fixed yet?
They reused the Daisy dream scene where the city is burning.
>>493259306THE FAT DICK OF BANE
Is Karlach fixed yet?
>No companion DurgeLook at him Swen. You made him disappointed.
Patch 7 is a colossal failure.
Is act 3 fixed yet?
Harkon?
face of man who is gonna spend every remaining night of this adventure in between lae'zels thighs
>>493259781Is durge pumping him?
>wah wah wah
>The Good- New Honor balance changes- Performance improvements- New Minthara lines- Leap of Faith trial fixed- Painter quest fixed- Modding tools?>The Whatever- Evil endings- Alfira as a (temporary) companion- New allies for the final fight>The Wait for Patch 8- Photo mode
Is the evil path fixed yet?
Is sex with Arabella fixed yet?
>>493259956Who?>>493260036What an ugly man
malewife acquired
>>493260083Oak Father preserve us.
crappy patch . all this hype from player for not too much .
>>493259446No one wants to see your Tav if they're>1. male>2. a midget>3. a freak (dragonfreak, half-orc)Do you understand? The world of Faerûn is a place of beauty, not ugliness.
>>493260294>t. squidfucker who spent countless hours playing as an ugly ginger druid with butt-ugly tattoos
Shart's father? It's her ending.
>>493260294please update us on your future transition anon
>>493260294hope you find the help you need
>>493260083Vile man.
>>493260294My tav is cute and valid
>>493260294I WANT TO SEE MIDGETS NOW
anybody datamine the patch yet?
>>493260573daddyyy
>>493260350Those who lie with freaks (squids) are also freaks and deserve the (silver) sword.
What mods were added to the in-game mod thing?
I love to commit fraud
>>493259974You know it
sigh
>>493260646might take some time for the good mods to roll in but the party limit mod is there
>expectationsAnons discussing Patch 7 notes.>realityGay faggot freak porn.
My bladder has content than patch 7.
Patch 7 might be a massive letdown but at least we have each other and at the end of the day isn't that what BG3 is all about? Am I right fellas?
>>493260893Is this your way of telling us you need to go potty, champ?
I'm going to play Baldur's Gate (Patch 7) tonight!!
>>493260682Don’t lie to them, Laubritter only draws him being ‘raped’ by Baneites.
Larian have incurred the wrath of Bhaal for this so called patch
>>493260882Gay faggot freak game.
>>493259956Seranafag...
patch 7 was the friends we made along the way
Patch winning? More like patch nothing.
>Ch'r'ai Tska'an, the leader of the githyanki ambush in Act II, has a new Legendary Action called Soul Sacrifice.
>>493261314We did not make friends
Apologize
Patch 7 if it were good
My photo book of friends has more content than patch 7
>>493260926I hate you and everyone else here
>>493261687The only life that matters is his
>>493261687sexy
My 1 year olds picture book has more content than patch 7.
>>493261314As Patch 7's dust settles, I want to reiterate that for me this game is the closest thing to The Lord of the Rings movies in video game form. I know many of the people here are like me, passionate and impressed by Tolkien's work, and Peter Jackson's faithful adaptation of it, and Larian's spiritual adaptation of it, which is why after a year we are still here celebrating it... for now. There will be something better, bigger. It won't change the way I love this game. You see this in much of the media now, the way to capture the player/audience's attention is to see yourself represented through a character and their experiences. BG3 through its cast, presents a great variety of archetypes: the abused sex slave, the amnesiac whose childhood was stolen, a betrayed and disowned child, and so on. I have relived these situations over the course of the game: a big part of why I love BG3 is that, to use a fashionable term that I hate, I felt "seen" thanks to these characters.Once upon a time, this type of media dialogued with the public by presenting situations, asking "What would you, The Player™, do?": the subject of the question was irrelevant in most cases. Times have changed. Now people see roleplaying as an aspect that helps them decide their build, their way of creating the character, and through combat, they begin to better understand not so much how the game works, but the mentality of their character, maintaining their human aspect of them.
>Patch 7 according to /bgg/How many whines today? How many whines, tomorrow?
>>493261075Big facts, my bad
>>493261865ye no john ruined any lesbian cottage core fantasies by making her lust after halsin every three seconds
>>493261865if you don't want a lesbian just romance lae'zel
Verse 1: In the shadows of Baldur’s Gate,Two hearts entwined by twisted fate.The Dark Urge, with secrets deep,And Gortash, in his dreams, they meet.Chorus: Dark Urge and Gortash, a love so rare,In the night, they find their lair.Through the chaos, their bond will grow,In the darkness, their love will show.Verse 2: Whispers of power, and dreams of might,Together they conquer, through the night.A love forbidden, yet burning bright,In each other’s arms, they find their light.Chorus: Dark Urge and Gortash, a love so rare,In the night, they find their lair.Through the chaos, their bond will grow,In the darkness, their love will show.Bridge: In the heart of danger, they stand as one,Facing the shadows, till the battle’s won.Their love, a beacon, in the darkest hour,Together they rise, in their combined power.Chorus: Dark Urge and Gortash, a love so rare,In the night, they find their lair.Through the chaos, their bond will grow,In the darkness, their love will show.Outro: So here’s to the lovers, in a world so grim,Their love, a light, that will never dim.Dark Urge and Gortash, forever bound,In the depths of night, their love is found
misandry is in fact real
>>493261965Auntie Whiney Gortsis, not like this...
>>493260682More
>>493261540cute but
>>493261823BG3 is too artistically hooked to the 2010s version of D&D to be in any way a tribute to Tolkien. If the world took more than a few notes from BG1 & 2, NWN, Robert E. Howard, and the reasons behind why Tolkien's writing decisions, I would take your post more seriouslythat's not to say you can't just slap a "80's dark fantasy" coat of paint onto BG3 and get that much closer to a timeless experience, just don't mistake the chicken egg for a dragon egg.
>>493262034Finally my favorite edition has released! Buying this on vinyl for sure
>>493262313TouristGOD...
>>493262139I am sorry for sperging out on you about Cazador’s shoes that was not very cash money of me
>>493262126>someone said shadowheart is lesbian my life is over
>>493261687cute squid toesies
>>493261865Are you just not going to post the source?
>>493262313Honestly, when I said that "BG3 is the LOTR of videogames" I was always referring to the level of involvement and passion shown by all those involved, rather than a mere comparison of themes and fantasy settings. I'm glad that at least someone, even through various chinese shitposting shispers, had the good sense to understand the original meaning.
>>493262589go on tumblr
My house has more content than patch 7
>>493262207If you insist
>>493262313I don't mean that in the sense that it's a transversal success product for the industry, nor the small fantasy genre similarity.I mean that in both cases, almost all of the people involved gave their all, trying to bring the best they were able to do to their respective roles.It's apparent as a result and also from the material we've seen released with the game.It's a simple enough comparison, no wonder you didn't understand it.
>>493261865I romanced Shadowheart as a man. He's hardly a man, though.
>>4932627131900 x 1080 poors will never understand.
Your mamma has more content on her ass than patch 7
Gort has more content pumped into his anus on the daily than patch 7
>>493262665Oh, yes basically what the this "guy" said>>493262754But without the last catty phrase.>>493262461>>493259672All is forgiven. Ego te absolvo a peccatis tuis in nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti. Amen.
>>493262886OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
>>493261865what is this tranny yapping about?
>>493262406>>493262665>>493262754get a load of these guys, one non-submissive comment to your poorly framed post and you hit me with the backhand. you could be Joss Weadon characters with that snark... OOOOH, SPICY!
>>493262985Dappin’ ya up.
I prefer the animated ones where Durge is fucking Exxvikyap. Those are nice
>>493263068shadowheart will not love you as a man unless your name is halsin
The swine and the sow are forging their alliance anew.Together, their powers grow stronger.If they were to acquire another ally, they would become unstoppable.
>>493263194based>>493263267modded shadowheart will, you guys can keep john's sloppy seconds
>>493263068hetero bad!!!!
Do lesbians like cottages?
>>493263481We need a rick tbdesu
Astarion is lesbian-coded.
>>493263519Isn't it pretty much the same as the "[companion] is [sexuality]-coded" bait you guys have been posting for the past year?
>>493263690everyone likes a bucolic retirement and it's amazing anyone claims ownership over that.
>>493263690lesbians invented the cottage-core fad
the most brutal comment about shart is that she is for dudes who are not allowed into gay bars and girls who scared to go to one.
>>493263847Rainbow is claimed now. Are you surprised?
>>493263996This don’t make no sense
>>493263996She's made for bi male rapists and closet lesbians?
If wyll is dead do you get any hints about the dragon's lair or do you need to meta game to get there? kind of gay fagvamp and gale's boss fights aren't really tied to them being alive but wyll's is
I am a woman and I romanced Shadowheart as a man who is not a real man.
>>493264420Duke ravengaurd tells u about ansur if you rescue him
>>493264420After hate at baldur's gate and sleep at waterdeep here comes the murder of _ ______
>>493264524>I am a woman and I romanced ShadowheartVery nice.>as a man who is not a real man.Unpack that part for me.
>>493264720It's a pre-made character. They're all feminine.
>>493259306Who is this handsome young man?
>New patch releases>My save breaksGuess I am not playing this game for the next few days
>>493258990>Patch 7 is headed to console and Mac in October
My anal cavity has more content than patch 7
Holding Astarion’s hands
>>493265207You may wanna go get a doctor to look at that.
>>493259446akshually, i played gnome (durge) for my first (honor run). that said, i blame mod makers.
Kek the surprise content will leave you seething.
>>493264593even if wyll is dead?
>>493265771yhup
Can't wait to see Minthara's special ending
>new Minthy conversations>buffed several enemies throughout the gameExcited to play some bg3. I decided I'm not really feeling durge at the moment, so I'll just see the new legendary actions and Minthy scenes, and I'll save the durge stuff for the future.I think I'm feeling an elf wizard again, since it's my favorite, but idk, paladin and cleric are my other favorites and they sound fun right now too. Ahhh, the fun of deciding these things, I missed this. It's been many weeks since I started a new save, I've mostly been slowly doing some multiplayer playthroughs but they're so slow due to schedules of the people. It'll be nice to play solo again and go at my own pace.I haven't decided yet on mods. My last several games are all unmodded, and now that I think about it, I've barely played with mods in months, so I guess I'll try out the new mod interface. Not that anything is really different, it's just in-client instead of on nexus. I decided I like unmodded more than modded, since most of the mods I used were visual so unnecessary, and the only gameplay mod I really liked was rules as written stat boosts, and I guess additional encounters.luv bg3Simple as.
what kind of cuck would name himself after a character and thank the studio for treating said character like shit?
The show approval rating mod got fucking nuked and I can't find an equvialent. Does anyone have a link to an alternative?
>>493259518is this robe even in the gameevery single wizard robe is the default but with a different color it feels like
I CANNOT believe Larian managed to add more missionary with Astarion in patch 7!Wouldn't expect anything less from the greatest game dev <3 <3 <3Astarionsisters we are eating good todayASTARION NATION RISE UP
>>493266272>Building a statue>Makes sure there is a pocket within the cooch of the statue>make it big enough to keep enslaved druids within.she’s so evil
>>493259446>What do you chuds have against short racesTheir weird proportions.
The REAL important update todayhttps://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/6045
>>493259446
>>493266745nice orc
we used to rule /vg/ and now even starfield enjoyers are making fun of us...
>>493259524because hes a nigger
>>493266654for me it's their movement speed
Mean
Have never tried Beast Master before, is it viable?Is the raven still the best summon?
>>493266714>adult contentno thanks
>>493266993they all look so aroused
>>493265995>I think I'm feeling an elf wizard again, since it's my favorite, but idk, paladin and cleric are my other favorites and they sound fun right now too.Consider a Paladin/Cleric multiclass. Or anything you haven't played before.
>>493266714Did Trans Minthara mod got an update?
>>493267149ngl I would be too with that line.
>>493267009I turned my Shadowheart into a beastmaster cause I'm kind of sick of her clericing.
>>493266448Larian loves us, we are Larian’s favorite princesses
>>493267286astarionsisters will never stop winning!!!!
when was the last time shadowbros won?
>>493267461Never
>Polished facial expressions and emotions across companion dialogues, including to the facial animations of your character during some kissing cinematics, including with the Vampire Lord Astarion.They were very careful to word this as neutrally as possible.
>>493267461No heh
>>493259446I once made a Halfling, then as she waddled towards the chests in the first room of the nautiloid I decided I would not look at this several dozen hours, went to the main menu, deleted her and made a new character. I guess I could use a class that starts with disguise self and play that way
>>493267640>we caved in and let twitter rewrite the character because our writing team is nothing but hacksdoesn't sound as good
>>493267640I need to see it. I didn’t like how scared Tav looks in them
dwarves sorta look ok but the hands are huge
>>493267848I think they look goofy af, all midgets do tho
>Astarion will now impregnate the player following his Act 3 romance sceneBASED BASED BASED BASEDLARIAN NEVER MISSES
>>493267902>493267902I find the wideness sorta charming
They nuked the approval mod.And there is no fucking alternative.
Respeccd Karlach into oov paladin with helldusk armor, I regret nothing
>>493267963Godspeed
>>493267963Hum... no. Nowhere in the patch notes does it say that. You are losing your grip on reality.
>>493268170god you are so fucking retarded its embarrassing LMAO
>>493267963Even if you kick him in the balls?
>>493268259no this only applies to the spawn route
I wish we could take control of the elder brain in BOAAAAAAL's name
>>493268118honestly all the ladies work as OoV and I respect that because you get some of the hardest lines in the game with it.
Isn't Alfira a perma company?
>>493268478retardanon plz
>>493268478
>>493268408Karlach looks so badass with her flame effects and helldusk set, I don't know why they decided to make her a barb, she looks amazing as a paladin
>>493267963the fuck? who's the baby, monkeypox?
>>493268067>And there is no fucking alternative.How about roleplaying (not as demanding as going on stage and playing an actor) your character, and considering how their decisions might be received by the companions, instead of using a cheat sheet?
>>493268530Go back sucking your gay ghoul.
>>493268478Become Alfira and make her the protagonist
>>493268579gonna have to play the epilogue to find out!!!
>>493268562I mean they were going for a red sonja sorta thing?
>>493267963Dhampir babies finally
>>493268579Based
>>493268758Astarionsisters have never had it so goodpraise patch 7!!!
>>493268646..Withers?
>>493268634No
I'm so normal about my brutal warrior barbies hehe
>>493268634I want to roleplay as a mindreader who will say the best thing at any given time.
why are you talking about BG3 instead of playing it? Patch 7 just released and added tons of new shit like...uh...
>>493267640I want to see the new animations. Someone make a webm
>>493268987He's so hot
So in patch 7 do you like all this added reactivity to classes/races which had very little of it or almost none?They said they would be adding some so did it meet your expectations?
>>493269135examples?
>>493266714Would my save get corrupted if I were install that mod and then later remove it?
>>493266448Missionary with Astarion over his grave <3
Piratechad herenot touching the patch until mod supportshrimple as
>>493268987squid toesies cute
PATCH 7 IS OUT.CHOCOHART AND CHARCOAL MINTHARA SEQUENCE INITIATED
>>493269453YEAH BABYYYYYYTHIS IS IS THIS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITIN FOR
>>493269201Exactly
any steam sales?
Thanks Larian for giving the best character the most content
WOTR had a surprise 11GB free dlc patch like yesterday. BG3 got some bug fixes which should've happened a year ago. Wow... We really are the ugly girl at the dance.
>>493269679Poor Alfira
>>493269362Damn that's crazy but I just don't recall asking
>>493268967I'm playing tonight. I'll show you.>>493269453Can you just leave.
>>493261540CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!!!!!!!!!
if things had been different
>>493268967me and Galesis have to decorate our Netherese floating home just near Waterdeep. Then I can probably play a bit.
Come on Swen! At least give us consoletards the new endings!
>>493268967The patch probably broke my game. I have a lot of mods for my dollies
For every official numbered patch without Gort kisses I will stomp my Gortash's balls that many times per day7 stomps today. Pray for him
>tfw gotta wait for the new update to drop to gog games
>>493270312No hes ugly and his balls are just as ugly
Now that BG3 received its last relevant patch, /bgg/ is going to die a slow and painful death...
Patch 7 is finally out, time for another playthroughStill going to romance frog
>>493269747Enwhine Gortash...
>>493270540think of the modded campaigns though
>>493269623Every day I thank god for making me an Astarionsister
>>493270540Not if I’m around it
>>493270540Good.
>Fixed Astarion leaning too far forward when getting the artefact from Shadowheart.What is it?
>>493269679Nice 'Tav Klimt reference.
Just saw the new Karlach origin ending xd what was that
I can fix her
Anyone got the scene of Astarion dumping the player for fucking Mizora?
How I sleep at night knowing Larian will always treat Astarion right
>>493270945where
>>493270430>hes uglyYes and I love that about him>his balls are just as uglyI don't know about that right now but they sure will be when I'm done with my stomps!>>493270639Whinetash flows a bit smoother dontcha think
>>493270937I also really like this fanart of sh done in his style as well.
>>493271149Xitter just search for karlach ending
The most beautiful boy in all existence
>>493271008No hurting astarion
>>493270595lets go>>493271191>Whinetash flows a bit smoother dontcha thinkI'm done following your orders, Mother.
>>493271257
>>493271257That's not a photo of Gale though???
>>493270430Whats wrong with his balls being ugly?
>>493271409woah he done did the Jim from The Office looking at camera thing
I liked Shart's ending. Fuck Shar and Selune.
Patch 7 wasn't worth the wait
>>493271409
>>493271683Well, it’s your dollies…
The tadpoles are literally just the plagas from re4 or the neurax worm from plague inc
Rebuild city and rule - BaneKill all - MyrkulBurn everything- Bhaaldid I get it right?
>>493271683Is there a way to make her ditch both of them if she’s a companion?
A goldfish's brain has more content than patch 7
>>493271930in her farm ending she's barely a cleric desu
hmmm im thinkin....hot steamy Astarion x Gortash sex
Hum... maybe use the spoiler feature for these new endings... I'm just saying...
>>493271885Larian literally copied Cyberpunk 2077 story
I’m thinking about stabbing you
>>493272061I believe there was a kind anon who made them kiss once
you ain't doing shit lil bro
>>493272013What about all the endings.
>>493272150it would be hot and steamy dont deny it>>493272172i must locate this post haste
>>493272253why are women such perverts now
New datamined cutscene in Act 1.
Is there a transmog mod available in mod manager?
I’m thinking hot and steamy sex between me and the zoomette Marceline and also the Demure Dame tiefling.
My friends mouth has more content than patch 7
>>493272253This is the best I can do for you rn.
that was easy>>493272430based i will be enjoying this as well>>493272375hot men hnnggahgg
Gale - Michael ScottWyll - Andy BernardAstarion - Dwight SchruteLae'zel - Angela MartinMinthara - Jen LevinsonShadowheart - Pam BeeslyDurge - Creed BrattonHalsin - Kevin MaloneTav - Jim HalpertJaheira - Erin HannonKarlach - Kelly Kapoor
Solitary confinement has more content than patch 7.
>>493272392>mod to make the punch accurate and an actual event in game is now possible>:)
>>493272657I would enjoy watching a shitty edit with this
>>493272696Mizora…..and Arabella…..
Swen was playing BG4 alpha build...
My erect dick has more content than patch 7
>>493273040You mean his space game
>>493273040He had a different patch build than us>>493273078That is difficult to believe mushroom dick.
>>493273078puny peepee
>>493272794...are wretched and infernal beings who should be vanquished before their corruption spreads to honest and hard working men.
One tangle of Marceline's pubes has more content than patch 7.
>>493273305Once all these patch tourists leave it will just be me and Marci until the heat death of the general…oh happy day, I will whine and she will respond and my teeny peeny will get erect!
They killed Merril from DA:2, these Sharran bastards
>>493273406I love that zoomette so much it is unreal engine.
anyone else unable to find or download the modding toolkit in steam?
>Script Extender now ruined in Patch 7I can't cope.
Minsc has more thoughts in his brain than content in patch 7
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LrqclGayf5I
this is the greatest fucking day ever
>>493260036why didn't they just make Alfira a full companion? She's gotta have unused lines for act 1 already
>>493273809C o p e
>>493273809Too much work. Think of all the voice lines they need to add
>>493273809how else is one of the BG3 writers supposed to self insert as a pedo/zoophile?
>>493271930Romance her and let her become a disney princess.Saving her parents is essentially saying>fuck it, i'm not becoming a full fledged Selunefag, i want my own life.Selune is not even mentioned in the epilogue then.She didn't ask for Selune granting her powers, she was just given them.
>>493272375>nowLMAOtell me you've never spent time around women before
>>493273809there will NEVER be a patch for cut content.NEVER.you will NEVER give Karlach a happy ending and kick Zariel's bony ass.you will NEVER pump Minthara full of baby batter and hold your laughing half-drow child in the epilogue.you will NEVER take that spindrift colored bard to the circus and have a laugh at the gay tranny clown.C o p e indeed. This is the fate of Baldur's gate.
>>493274174Minthara can’t give birth anyway
>>493273809>Alfira has to have at least 5-10% of companion voice lines, right?>Why didn't they just add all the other voice lines for her?
Larian should hire me! I will add more content for the game. I will let you/partner have a pregnant belly in the epilogue. Or you (female) and Shadowheart if you were also dating Halsin. And a funny minigame for Astarion + Halsin to guess who's the father.
>>493274174KONATA YOU ARSEHOLE
>>493274345Trve
>>493274492John you already work at Larian...
it insists upon itself...
>>493273984>>493274420I don't need her to have a million linesI just need her to look cute while playing a few songs in campShe's a fucking bard
>>493274817She should have been a camp follower not a companion, they can delete halsin and put a bullet in the head of some people while they're at it
Alfira already has unique clothing and is auper popular why didn't they give her a unique cute face?
>>493274817Well then people would complain how barebones she is. Just get a hireling mod and make her. Her face isn’t unique.
Here he goes again.
Only inceloid shadowhore simps dislike Halsin
Halsin won
>>493275158Yes
>>493274957stop being a cumguzzler for Swen
If Halsin is the father, Astarion swallows it and forces himself to keep smiling. Halsin leaves anyway. Nature is calling.
it..... insists upon itself.....
>>493275286I’m not I’m telling you the truth. They barely have enough content for the actual companions. Alfira would be even more half-assed.
>>493275373Shadowheart canonically makes Astarion have abortions after she knocks him up
>>493274174>you will NEVER give Karlach a happy ending and kick Zariel's bony ass.I will never forgive wotc for thiswe could've had the best dlc ever in avernus
Insisting on Halsin cumming all over my face
>>493275604John...
>>493275604Yucky ew
>>493275604Damn whineur you that kinda freak?
>>493272392Worried about your own hides, the both a ya's.
>>493269560boom chinchilla!
>>493260294>>493259446I did want to play a variation of a dwarf, but they kinda fucked them up from waist below, and as a result they look really fucking weird, it's like they skipped leg day for their whole life.
>>493275439Anon they literally have like 700 lines of some unused character, probably thousands of unused lines overall. They might not have a ton of lines for her specifically, but you're really overestimating what it would take for her to be a companion. Doesn't matter if it's barebones in comparison to others. Has more to do with the fact that Larian has like 3 people working on the game still.
>>493276434>[Headcanon]
>>493276431twerk and fat ass mod WHEN
People were elated to stop working on bg3. Did Swen count Welch too? She could still be making content for Astarion...
>>493276651Welch fucked off to make gay dating sims
Just as a sidenote, if they had NoAlphabets on their screenshot, I would've bought their game instantly. Guess I'll continue playing their game pirated.
>>493276615Cope, the game has been abandoned since feb
>>493275546>what if mpregAre you scared of normal relationship?
welpi've removed every mod from bg3 mod manager and convalidated game files but i still can't get past game start, it's not letting me create a characteranybody has the same issue?
>>493259446I don’t like playing short races. Games usually have busted angles and weird animations for them.
So these modding tools in no way can make levels or do a level editor?
>>493276856The script extender is out of date
Didn't Patch 7 add mod support? Where is the Workshop? Am I dumb?
>>493276754This game isn't for the likes of you chud, go back to your shitty paradox map painters
I smell burning. Is a tiefling female nearby?
>>493275373Astarion swallows it all the time
>>493276434I seriously doubt she has anything to that level. Voice acting is very expensive. If she had more lines why hasn’t anyone posted them? Just accept aren’t going to add her
>>493276754this game already sold billions btwswen would probably give you a copy for free out of pity for the poor
https://archiveofourown.org/works/58469584?view_adult=trueI want a lady to tell me stuff like this fr
Swen called the patch huge on twitter and thanked all of the fans for their support
>>493276754Is NoAlphabets available there?
>>493276840I was told Shadowheart was the fathermultiple times.
>>493277153what a faggot
>>493276947i've removed it along with other mods though
>>493277198It's back up on Nexus actually, they decided to bury the axe.>https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/5285
>>493277314The files are already altered silly
>>493273484>>493273406>>493273305what the actual fuck
>>493277413aw damn itany way to actually remove it?
Does the patch corrupt my current save file? Will I have to start a new campaign?
>>493277198what kind of a faggot asks this question knowing full well the answerno it's not there you stupid motherfucker, you download it OUTSIDE of the "approved" metrics for a mod and load it that way>Why don't Video Games feature Hot women anymore?>Why aren't RPGs as complex as they used to be?>Why do MMOs use loot boxes and item shops?Why do people shit after they eat?
>>493276754snowflake energy
>>493277639Either redownload the game or wait for the new script extender to release and redownload it
>>493276754>Unlocked Level curve is officially supported by LarianOH HOW THE WHINETABLES HAVE WHINETURNED
>>493277780''it'' has infiltrated larian and convinced swen to slopify BG3 like the worthless pigfuck that ''it'' is
>>493277702damni guess i'll wait, it's a big fucking game to download
Will the Larian mod manager support adult mods
>We fixed a bug concerning a game cinematic that didn't load befote. Gortash is now pregnant and will give birth during his coronation scene, as intendedWeird decision to add this before photo mode, but I respect Swen's vision
>>493268634My character is an intellectual durge. ;)but honestly, it's not that hard to keep everyone happy.
>>493278103not me and Sven on vacation in thailand paying copious amounts of ladyboys with the money earned from modslop
>>493278231they show penis and meat crease in the game, I think they'll allow adult mods.
My pizza has more toppings than content in patch 7
the pizza that me and Marceline ate by my pool have more content than patch 7
while i wait for the script extender to update i may as well continue thinking about the durge i'll playi'll go for a classic archer i think, 5 gloomstalker, 4 assassin, maybe 3 champion?or hell, pure gloomstalker?
>>493278276Crazy but you know what they say, Swen’s vision
The fug is going on here? What exactly am i meant to uninstall?
>>493277253I wanted to ask the canon source of information and he actually sent me a link.
>>493278542I'm pretty sure she can't swim
>>493278552is SE not updated? It's version 20 for me right now.
>>493278642Astarion lies anon.It’s his thing. Of course he’s gonna lie about who the father is.
the "new" gay content with shadowheart is that old datamined conversation where shadowheart tells lae'zel she inspired her hair color change
>>493278642He gave me Dhampir babies
>>493278640Do you have any mods installed?
OK serious gameplay question.Don't spoil it, but if I play as DURGE, how should I RP my character? did he actually have a real life before the campaign or is he a clone-like entity born purely from cum and no egg?
>>493278825No it’s the bit where she looks you in the eye, caresses your cheek and addresses. the player character by their sexuality.Kinda nuts she agreed to say ‘Your faggot seed will never touch my perfect body’
PLEASE GUYS I'M BEGGING YOU KILL THEM OR ZARIEL WILL HAVE MY SPINE PLEASEEE I NEED MY SPINEY TO LIVE AND NOT BE A BALLOON BWAAAAH
>>493278276I knew there was something missing in that scene. What a treat.
>>493278863He had a life before, and for "reasons" he can't remember shit. You're not a clone, or anything.How he came into being is a mystery anyway
>>493279032so I was going to RP that he is a clone.So I guess I should RP that he actually was a baby before and was born from an actual woman?
so...see you guys tomorrow?
>>493278863>>493279187Yeah Durge is Orins brother.She mushed up your mind, so you had a family too and a real life.You're a bhaal spawn.
>>493279187you don't really know anywaydurge has amnesia, but he's definitively not a clone
Is there a twerking and huge ass mod?
>In her evil ending karlach can just rip off her heart and somehow summon devils from avernus to serve herhttps://youtu.be/lacm2mcvXBEWhat the fuck was that???
basically imagine if a half orc was born without an egg or live birth. In a sort of homunculus kind of way.Basically, a half orc created purely from cum left in certain conditions for a homunculus to be made. Only having a dad, not a mother.
>>493279187It's kinda hard to make a plausible backstory without spoilerslets just say there's a moment in the game where you eventually learn the truth about your past, but you definitely had a past and you was a real personbut your real origins don't really matter/are never actually adressed in the game
I'm a black woman irl, ask me anything
>>493279939did you romance wyll
The concept of nothing has more content than patch 7
>>493280012moment of truth
>>493279939why are you black
>>493280012I romanced Astarion
>>493280093My father, whom I have never known, was black.>>493280012Astarion
>>493280273
>>493280357Those panties do nothing for him.
Just got the game. I'm about to start my playthrough. What are the most fun classes? Who has the most dialogue reactivity and most interesting reactivity. I know Bard has a lot but if it's all like the twat soul thing I saw on YouTube shorts then no thanks, that's cringe.I was considering Fighter, Barbarian, Sorcerer and Rouge. I know nothing about DnD.
IMPORTANT QUESTION help pleasei just started bg3, who are the best femdom wives that would love me truly and take care of me??
>>493280175>>493280113Wyll can’t even get his own race
>>493280501>trans mascotI shan't tell you.
>>493280060Yeah I'm doing a diff check right now and there's not much that's new. Looks like there's a few new lines with the myconids, the new evil endings of course, the fish people can be summoned, all your companions react to getting stabbed which is amusing, but not much other than that. I guess Shart can play with Scrach and the Owlbear now
>>493279370>Only having a dad, not a mother.I guess i'm getting a bit nostalgic for MGS(4) but you could argue that Bhaal and Durge are "brothers".>Or should i call you...brother?
>>493280613its just a random gif i got saved it's not that deep bro
>>493280457>Fighter, Barbarian, Sorcerer and RougeThose are all good and fun. Barbarian has a lot of reactivity from what I’ve seen.
Verse 1:In the moonlit streets of Baldur’s Gate,Lord Astarion walks, with a heavy weight.A vampire’s curse, a noble’s pride,In Tav’s embrace, he finds his guide.Chorus:Astarion and Tav, a bond so true,In the night, their love shines through.Through trials and shadows, they stand tall,Together they rise, they’ll never fall.Verse 2:Tav’s courage, a beacon bright,Guides Astarion through the darkest night.With every battle, their hearts entwine,In each other’s arms, they find the divine.Chorus:Astarion and Tav, a bond so true,In the night, their love shines through.Through trials and shadows, they stand tall,Together they rise, they’ll never fall.Bridge:In the heart of danger, they find their way,Facing the darkness, come what may.Their love, a light, in the deepest gloom,Together they’ll conquer, their hearts in bloom.Chorus:Astarion and Tav, a bond so true,In the night, their love shines through.Through trials and shadows, they stand tall,Together they rise, they’ll never fall.Outro:So here’s to the lovers, in a world so grand,Hand in hand, they’ll make their stand.Astarion and Tav, forever bound,In the depths of night, their love is found.
>>493280721You choose your memes poorly I shan't tell you
>>493280797I liked it better when Marcello made high quality fanfic instead of songs.
nobody asked though
>>493280457I love the colour rouge
>>493280501Lae'zel is a schoolgirl love.Shart is an onlyfans cuckolding love.Karlach us a down syndrome love.Minthara is the loving femdom love.Minthara is kinda like an incel fantasy of a drow female who loves you. She would be willing to be a sub for you while pretending to be a dom but you need to be a druge psycho.
>>493280994why can't I romance her as a Neutral Good Elf?A sort of domestication of a Drowess scenario?
>>493280994Das a man
>>493280994Old and thin stretched out lips
>>493280994Manthara is ugly as a muh
Mimthara has the beautiful high elf face preset
>>493280994>Karlach us a down syndrome love.why lol>Minthara is the loving femdom love.I heard that if you don't want to do the evil route to get her you have to knock her out and because of that you skip the sex scene. is it still true
>>493280457PLAY WYLL YOU ARSEHOLE
>>493280060>>493280618Oh also it looks like they put virtually every datamined banter in the game. Even stuff like Astarion's monogamous banter and Shadowheart's monogamous banter in Act 1 was added to the game in Patch 7. Kinda strange, but whatever
>>493281431Yes it’s true
>new patch drops>download takes 5 minutes>patching takes an hour: - )
>>493281101You can but it won't flow well so we she likes cold-hearted pragmatic decisions and thirst for power. If you decline Bhaal she will leave you and she gets more content with evil durge. She will also leave you if you don't seize power at the end.>>493281157Yes, she is the man in the relationship.>>493281217She's the oldest companion we have. She's 500+ years old and an ex lesbian so you can pretend she's "pure"
Will patch 7 make Wyll popular?
>>493281645who
>>493280457>Who has the most dialogue reactivity and most interesting reactivity.Paladin has some if you're into moralfag stuff.Beyond that, class based dialogue reactivity isn't that common past early stages of Act 1.I'll be honest, that's not the sort of thing i'd choose my class in BG3 because npc's actually having a proper response to your class specific choice are pretty rare.>I was considering Fighter, Barbarian, Sorcerer and Rouge. I know nothing about DnD.Rogue is a bit iffy because it lacks stuff that other martial classes get, multiclassing is pretty popular to make rogue better but that's a pain as new player.Past that, the other 3 classes are pretty good.Any CHA class is a good party face to pass dialogue checks.Paladin, Warlock and Sorcerer are CHA classes.There aren't any Paladin and Sorcerer companions (at least initially in the case of Paladin), so choosing one of them makes sense.You can however reroll companions to any class without breaking the story.I'd choose Paladin, casters can be bit difficult if you know nothing of DnD because you have to figure out which spells are good and which ones aren't, whereas Martials often just hit stuff very hard.
>>493281589I don’t care that she’s pure. She’s just old and her lips are thin and stretched out >493281690Anon didn’t ask about paladin, stop tryna push paladin
>>493281431You skip the big animated act 1 sex scene, but she still has fade-to-black sex from conversation in act 3 just like every companion.You don't lose anything actually meaningful, with the one exception that in the act 1 scene you start to get hints that she's got more going on than absolute cult monster.
>>493281561is sex a one time event with each character?
>>493281431Karlach acts like a dumb labrador. Imagine if a happy excited dog wanted to romance you. Gives me the ick.
>>493281690>casters can be bit difficult if you know nothing of DnD because you have to figure out which spells are good and which ones aren'tthrow wa'ah bottle at enemy -> cold or lightningthat's not rocket science
Does female half-elf have a single good face preset?
>>493281947No just her and Halsin. I think
>>493281947honestly it sorta zig zags between that and you probably banging every long rest.>>493282056she's like a make a wish foundation gf and it's just sad
>>493281947Not if you download /ourmod/https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524?tab=description>https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524?tab=descriptionhttps://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524?tab=description>https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524?tab=description
>>493282082yeah they dohttps://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11274
>>493281101The other anon misinformed you. She does not leave you if you ditch Bhaal, she actually approves. She will not leave you if you destroy the brain, she actually gets a happy ending at the epilogue party. I'm sorry you're asking these questions in a place where bad apples actively misinform people about characters they don't like, like some kind of high school catty rumor mill.
Rank male companions by their popularity.
>>493282258those are pretty good ngl
>>493282217Stop shilling you fat cuck, anon is asking about Minthara
>>493282392>namefag out of nowhere
>>493282353Why is your malefu so ugly?
>>4932823671: Gale (blessed are the good girl galesisters also I will dress up as him)2: astarion3:Halsin4:Minsc5:actual dogshit6: Wyll
So I can use the larian in-game mods WITH my BG3 mod manager from nexus and there won't be any conflicts?
>>493282258would this work on an existing save?
>>493282353Is Alice trans like Minthara?
>>4932823671. Astarion 4. Gale5. Halsin10. WyllI don’t think Minsc counts.
>>493282634of courseall cosmetic mods can be installed during any point of the game
>>493282657LuxannaAliceTav
Would you rather play BG3 or get kicked in the balls?
>>493280773Alright. I was also considering Monk but I checked some sample dialogues and it wont fit with my RP since I'm going goodish Dark Urge.>>493281690Thanks. I was considering Paladin but the need for constant long rests put me off. I'm not sure how that whole system works. If I should avoid resting or just spam it often. I also won't be a moralfag. I want to do a chaotic neutral type of playthrough. I was looking at Oath of Vengeance or Oathbreaker but no idea if it's a good pick for Dark Urge. I know that you can resist the urge or embrace it but I know nothing beyond that. I was also considering leaving Sorcerer for my evil playthrough but honestly maybe I'll go evil when I start playing. It depends how the game flows and what I like.I have no idea what class to play. So many choices.
>>493280994yo that's a dude
pookie
Can't decide on what caster to pick for my coop game with a friend since he's doing monk and waifu'ing Laezel.Human necromancer wizardElf wild magic sorcereror some kind of warlock
>>493282860after Patch 7 disaster I would rather play Starfield
>>493282353So Minthara is even worse than I thought. She's nothing like a fem Drow supposed to be. She's a complete incel fantasy. Sąd.
I'm like 90% sure gale is the most popular male romance choice like shadowheart is because they both represent femme/masc cozy marital fantasy at some level and they both were cooked up in a lab to appeal to nerdy dudes and gals.
>tumblr terminology>dogshit low IQ take
>>493282945>pookieA girl was calling me that and I thought she basically called me a nigger. I need to learn this new zoomer slang.
>>493283184gale is super easy to romance too all you need is a pulse
>>493283184He's pretty much exactly what I would expect for a kooky wizard romance: goofy nerd who tries to woo and impress you with some magic shenanigans.
>>493283348yeah him and SH are super forgiving.
Wyll is popular compared to Minsc. Literally no one talks about him.
>>493283338Pookie is good
why isn't wyll smith poly?
>>493283338RIP
>>493283348wyll is the easiest to romance. at the tiefling party, gale needs 30 approval, wyll needs 10, and everyone else needs 20
>>493282353Do you still miss her sex scene if you do t slaughter the THIEFlings? Can you romance her on the good/knock out path?
>>493283184Also there were a lot of astarion girlies who fucked up his romance and got broken up with when the game was first out
>>493283184No it’s Astarion. Nerdy girls are have weirder taste than men. Check the bg3 ao3. Tragic vampire is also pure crack to women
>>493283141you're just mad that she doesn't at least put on a show of trying to subvert youi'll admit a duplicitous Minthara that tries to override your decisions resulting in either you or her finally taking the reigns in the relationship is some wicked tubular fifty shades of grey kino
>>493283593You miss out on the sex scene. But you can still romance her if you’re a goodfag. It starts on act 2.
>>493283503Minsc is more liked and more popular since he's a fan favorite in BG2& 1. Wyll is objectively the least popular companion and one of them fucks animals
>>493283756I've been obsessed with him for 13 months now and no signs of stoppingLiteral crack
>>493283338You missed a prime opportunity. Pookie/ pookie bear is the highest of titles.
Gale is deeply in love with my durge and he has verbally interacted with her maybe 3 times>>493283338words cannot begin to describe how much I hate this pet name
Minthara's act 3 final battle kiss is the hottest kiss in the game. Prove me wrong.
>>493283756main dude fantasy in bg3 is that hot ladies will loudly tell you that they will want to have sex with you and that's enough for us.
>>493284210Speak for yourself
fucking kek alfiraniggers btfo
>>493284115Sister….
>>493282187>>493282056do you really hate her that much
>>493284326>the day bg3 died
Whats Karlach romance like as Durge? Does she have a good reaction to her lover being the slayer and a mass murdering evil piece of shit and Gortash's best bro?
All I want to do is run my fingers through his curls and cuddle and keep him warm and cozy and safeAnd missionary on his grave ofc
>>493284463not as attractive to me as my two nasty co-protagonist princesses or my evil drow queen
>>493284115If Astarion is crack, he is Black Tar Heroin.
>>493284171We love a hopelessly pining nerd
>>493284719I thought Gale was cute until he started talking about Mystra and I was like ew
>>493284671Wholesome
>>493283348>all you need is a pulseAstarion always wins! No unwanted attention from the camp rapist.
>>493284673>trannythara>attractive
Sex with Balduran
>>493284854She groomed him. I thought Gale talking about your sweat was nastier.
Gale x Tara
John X Braintumor
>>493285257canon
>>493285065made me gag
>>493284463I just wish she was a violent grim barbarian. Like her backstory makes her out to be. Every time she starts yapping I want to walk away. Also we call Shart a whore but Karlach is horny 24/7 for everyone. She has horny lines for Halsin, Gale and Astarion when you romance her. She's acting like she's in love with Wyll even if you romance her.Dumb horny amazon works better than a dumb horny labrador. According to the stats only 4% of people romanced her so I guess I'm not alone.
I love you white boyI love you so much
Gale x Min x Tara
>>49328553713% of people romanced her, frog was 4%. Shadowheart is a massive whore. Karlach is monogamous
I love you Turk boyI love you so much
wtf no femdom wives for a goodfag...
>>493285613but why
>>493285537I suspected that she would act like she loves Wyll even when romancing Tav. This is problematic.I do not consider Karlach to be a true Amazonian romance.I would rather have had a Chultan or Firbolg Amazonian giantess with a heavy bush and with a personality closer to Lae'zel.
>>493285537Karlach would be more popular if she didn't yell fuck every other word, wasn't a huge moralfag like Wyll(another unpopular character who's a moralfag) or didn't spout quips in every conversation.
>>493285748*smooch*
do you think karlach dreams of wylls big blade of frontiers at night
>>493285996She should have been plappable. SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN PLAPPABLE!!
>>493286078So... If she were just a different character altogether?
>>493286146SHE CALLS US CUB, I WANT TO CALLED HER GOOD LITTLE CUB IN A SULTRY VOICE BARK BARK BARK
>>493286078Karlach would be more popular if she weren't the origin with the least amount of content and if the game didn't hide her at the other side of the Act 1 map
>>493286078Isn’t she the 2nd choice behind Shadowfart
>>493286352I forget that 60% of players never even finished act 1.
>>493286078stick to your faggy tradwifes I like her the way she is
>>493286510She is. That guy is talking out of his ass. She's the second most popular romance and has the second most amount of fanarts aside of shadowheart and astarion and that's without being playable in the EA or having major character quests. Her popularity to content ratio is insane
>Bhaal endingKinda cool, ngl
>>493286146She should've cucked Gorion's Ward like she cucked Khalid
if they had modified lae'zel to have a have a slightly bigger nose and less gaunt face she would be neck and neck with SH
>>493286859if she's a widow it is permissible.
Isn't it funny how the best part of act 3 is the very beginning when you defend the emperor from the githzerai? After that it all goes to shit
>>493286876She’s too alien and mean for men
>>493286876Space Bimbo Laezel would
>>493287026Khalid dies in the opening of BG2 and she's jumping on Gorion's Ward's dick within 20 hours of game time and on top of that she's a giant bitch until she lets you fuck her. I hate Jaheira and wish we got Mazzy or Viccy instead.
>>493286803
or a gave her more flattering hair honestly would have boosted her popularity by like 10%
rate my new camp clothes
>>493283567Gale approval is by the easiest to get
So just to confirm, after this patch it will mainly be bug fixes from now on?
>>493287225you are a mental child and should not be allowed to consent to sex or marriage. Your father should be the only one who decides who you marry.That's final.
>>493282945The love in his eyes <3
>>493287338Yes. Photo Mode might be a big deal if you like playing with dolls though
>>493286706>stick to your faggy tradwifeshonestly this. imagine being that boring to choose a generic le trad women that looks like a normal human
>>493287098I still hit that and enjoyed it hth she's objectively the best female romance.
>>493287225Lol
>>493287468if you don't like playing with dolls, then honestly why are you here?
>>493287465missionary in the grave!!
>>493287601calling wyll slurs
>>493284115Yes
>>493287523your choices are 4 white women with three having body paint
Why this general exist if its just waifu/husbando faggotry?
>>493287673sisterrrr
>>493287778You could make this same post about almost any general ever
>>493287778because larian forgot to write an actual plot because they were too horny
>>493287778It will die down very fast, the tumblr and reddit tourist show up every patch and never last long here, the patch didn't give us a lot to talk about
>>493287878This is your fetish correct?
Time for patch 7 missionary on his grave
>>493287715so?
>>493287465did she impregnate him after this
>>493287878Silence, moid, your perverted fantasies are not required here.
hopefully they spend the money on actual writers next time and not fresh out of college zoomers who haven't read a classic in their lives
>>493287612Sex on the graveyard is gross. I skipped it. I would skip his first sex too but only Karlach can do it. I skipped all Shadowheart's sex scenes.
>>493288142Unbased as fuck
>>493288140Millenials wrote the plot, zoomers wrote dark urge and some minor characters here and there
do i have to start a new save file if i want mods
>>493288006missionary on his grave now with impregnation thanks to patch 7!! thank you larian!!!!blessed to be an astarionsister on patch day
>>493288140>implying that millennials have read a classic in their livesyou're both shitters, get a clue
What are the best race/class combos for Tav/Durge for each of the romance partners in the game?
It….It…..It’s INSISTING
>>493284719>stabbed someone to death and was like "i didn't meeaaaaaan to ;(((((">2/3 interactions were negative, anti-social at best >still scoping her across camp Kinda cute but definitely sus >>493285514I don't even get this, I assumed everyone would bathe in the river every long rest. How else does the blood and dirt disappear? however in his defense, if girl be going 2 weeks without bathing when the option is freely available, girl deserves a comment but YJK boy be volunteering for camp laundry duty
>>493287878so you just want india to take over the world then
>>493288025
>>493287878This post is not very Baldur's Gate 3 of you!!!
>>493288547with the moonmaiden's grace, anything is possible my child
>>493288353Cute Female tav x all
>>493288490SH literally has a stash of soap and makes like 20 different comments about bathing so lmao.
>>493288353>load game>make new character>pick wyll>use mod to change wyll's appearance >if Griffith were a grimoire peddler in dark age Europe>Mizora shows up>classy lady thinks she can spook me away>I accept every single bargain she has to offer>we live happily ever after, using everyone else as our cobblestonesyup, it's time for gamin
>>493288353Elf for Astarion because of the long lifespan assuming you keep him as a spawn
>>493287878You would not have a say in the matter too. Arranged marriages work like that.
Will I brick my game (brick the romance flags) if i flirt with everyone and fuck the frog?
>>493288871>>493287878I hope he gets matched up with a landwhale LMAO
conquering women through domestication is like conquering the ocean and Tiamat.
>>493288997No
Favorite Astarion quote?
>>493288871i know a super pretty lady that came over from iran and its not really like that. her dad brought around a ton of guys for her to meet and she picked one she liked. you dad doesn't force you to marry someone you think is ugly or annoying
>>493288353SH: cleric of selune whatever, drow whatever, half-elf whatevergale: sorc, bard, clericlae'zel: red dragonborn, gith, barbarian/fighterWyll: bard, cleric, warlocks, tiefling, humanKarlach: short races, paladins, tieflingsastarion: rogue, elves, bard, iirc ranger
>>493286078Karlach's interaction and dialogues in Act 1 / 2 aren't terribly great unless you're into that type of character.She has some cool moments in Act 3, though>talk with the armory dwarf>visiting her parents grave>talk about why she doesn't even want to stay in a now cleared House of Hope>meltdown after Gortash is deadI think Wyll suffers a similar problem, there's just nothing happening for these characters until the very end of Act 2.
>>493283593Her actual romance starts in act 2 either way, so you don't miss any actual stuff. The act 1 scenes are just a sex scene while she's mind controlled, the only meaningful thing you miss is one tiny scene where you sense emotions other than bloodlust in her and the game gives you a hint she's more complicated than she appears so far. Honestly just give it a shot. No need to plan ahead. A character will appeal to you while you play and that's who you should romance. If you don't like it, then this game already has a ton of replay value packed in, you'll just try someone else in the future.>>493283946Minthara betraying or backstabbing you if her approval is low would have been kino. Not to mention realistic. But this applies to every single companion, it's more a problem of bg3 being player wank wish fulfillment in general than an issue with anyone character. Every companion gets silly wish fulfillment endings and Tav has golden shiny plot armor from the first minute of the game. You just have to roll with it. When I stopped caring and just rolled with it, I started to enjoy my no-downsides Drow princess happy marriage and rule the city together ending, because why the hell not. Not everything has to simulationist or realistic, Swen wanted us to just have fun, get our cakes and eat them too, and after some initial griping I'm okay with it. Maybe some day a more hardcore game will be made with this engine but in the meantime we'll enjoy our high fantasy wish fulfillment.
>>493289343meanwhile in the West, the dad send daughters off to live in apartment because the Show Friends told them to do that.
>>493289232https://youtu.be/m5sq1AqpH1A?si=1--EazK14q-E62YX&t=96
6 Battlemaster Fighter/ 6 Sword BardFighter 1 > Fighter 2 > Bard 1 > Bard 2 > Fighter 3 etcRapier, DEX/CHA highDuelistOn TacticianFirst PlaythroughGood? Bad? How fucked am I?I know I should go straight for Fighter levels but I want the dialogue options for both. Main
>>493289232https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILbAH9Q5f_A
so, are we happy /bgg/?
>>493289465post the sexiest in game Mithara picture you have
>>493289650Welch's insecurities show. He has no problem rejecting people.>It's not you, you understand, it's me. I have standards
>>493289983nvm its actually:https://youtu.be/r-avgzURN5I?si=zzqLLmROfyehguRH
>>493289465BG3 would've benefitted a LOOOOT from DA2's friend/rivalry system. too bad that game's reputation rendered that impossible
>>493290075Fuck no but I stopped expecting good things from larian a year ago. Next game better be worth dropping BG3
>new patch added Patty romancebased.
>>493290075I’m pretty happy, my husbandofag frens are posting
>>493290125
>>493290390it's just one schizo spamming Astarion for a couple of days now
so this is the full power now at our disposal...
>>4932897806/6 can work, but you wana curve it out a bit better, rush Maneuvers and Extra Attack, and then worry about getting Bard cleaves from there. Extra Attack, Maneuvers, and Slashing Flourish are your three major powerspikes to plan around, and pure Fighter until 5 will unlock the most, the fastest. Low level multiclassing has to be real fucking good, and I don't think Bard or base Fighter has good enough actions to warent splitting attention between action surge and a couple L1 bard spells. Focus your build until you cover your combat essentials, and multiclass when you have a glut of power and can afford to have a couple levels that don't do much. Unfocused middlesplit builds can feel real fucking bad at levels 4 and 5, when pure classes get their ASI and Extra Attack. A build with Extra Attack+Feat @ 5 is generally gonna clear a build that doesn't have either, outside of really rare cases.
Good afternoon bgg it's another beautiful day to love Gale DekariosAlso happy patch day
>>493291007
Karlach's new ending is awful
>>493290863
>>493291193Hello Galesis! I fed your man a delicious magical boot today
>>493290863I don’t really give a fuck if it’s one person posting him.
extra attack should be unlocked by total levels accumulated desuthis current system just encourages rushing 5 so you don't get fucked, but as a result you only start having fun much later onlyso for example if you start out as fighter and take 4 levels as wizard, you get extra attack anyway
>>493290863False
Why is le wh*neur pretending to be a Astarion obsessed woman?
>>493291025Thanks. Another idea to the trash. So just pure Fighter, eh? Would I gimp myself really hard if I went 16 CHA/16 DEX on a Fighter right off the bat?
Are the mod tools good?
lol you moids and your little theories
>>493291534Is this your way of saying you’ve been posting Astarion. Good for you if so.
>>493291389Thank you anon that's his favorite!
>>493258990Thread theme >https://youtu.be/HSAXVVl9BUU?si=HpnxZVWp0EOyw6_B
>>493291617Its so cute and pathetic
>>493291854ikr lolmen are stupid
>>493291986Unironically
>>493291413Pretty sure that's how it works in pathfinder. For every 5 BAB, you get an extra attack and each level in a class gives varying amounts, the martial classes giving the highest and having the lowest threshold for getting an extra attack.
Astarion
>>493268478>>493284326They really have a grudge against Alfira
>>493291617>>493291854>>493291986>>493292061You sound exponentially confused, mister Nürgler. Astarion likes blood, not whinery!
act 2 so I'm changing everyones appearance.first up wyll
>>493292457>how DARE they like the friendly bard more than our friendly zoophile or chosen one hoodrat?????
>>493291551I mean It's not the end of the world to get Extra Attack at level 6 by taking a level of bard at like level 2 or 3, but you wana route around it and make sure you aren't tackling fights like Nere or the Creche at level 5. The only content in act 1 that really 'needs' EA or third level spells is the Arcane Tower and Grymforge in the underdark, Githyanki Patrol, and the Creche (if you consider it part of act 1, which I generally don't, as its after a point of no return), aside from mentioned exceptions, past the Blighted Village pretty much all overland Wilderness content is tuned for levels 3-4. You absolutely can take a dip into another class and it won't end your build, but if it's unfocused, like Bard 1-2 is for Fighter, just be aware that it isn't giving you much in terms of combat until later levels, and to tune your EXP scouging expectations accordingly. Level 8 with 5/3 is where the Bard dip ceases being a meme, and the last few levels are honestly pretty stacked.Dex Fighter has a lot of room to spec into basically anything it wants, cause it needs less stats than any other build in the entire game. 16 dex and 14 con is basically all it needs, every point past that is pure flex, so sure, you could go deep Charisma if you wanted. I think 14 is a better sweet spot for RP stats, personally, but 16 is totally fine. >>4932914135ebabies can't handle BAB. I blame the casuals.
>>493292613BASED BASED BASED
>>493289420>SH: cleric of seluneI absolutely get why people are saying this but it simply feels so on the nose that it makes me not the biggest fan of it.You basically have to pretend that your character is either that high WIS to instantly figure out that Shadowheart can actually break out of her Sharran doctrine or just overrule your common sense that you keep dating someone that plans on becoming a Dark Justiciar - which means they must kill a Selunite.Shart is a terrible Sharran but her actually abandoning Shar relies on the massive crapshoot that Aylin instantly senses her memory was tampered with and knows how to restore it>Laezel: githI think the entire thing about Lae'zel is that love is a foreign concept to Gith and she falls in love with someone regardless.It works because (You) are the Alien essentially that she falls for, that doesn't work as well for Gith.It's essentially just two autists falling in love.>astarion: rangerGloomstalker could perhaps work if you larp as a mercenary that's just in for the coin.However, Ranger is also a Monster Hunter, that includes Vampires.Ranger even has some Anti Undead dialogue.It can work for the sake of irony.
Why the fuck release the mod manager when you can't install most of the important mods with it?Now bg3mm doesn't even work for me and is stuck at loading profiles...
based paypigs playtesting the new patch for us piratechads
>>493292952so cute together
>>493288353Seledrine Drow Durge Oathbreaker is cute for Shadowheart. Oathbreaker is not afraid of the darkness, hates tyrants, advocates for personal freedom. It's a pretty nice 'I can save her' run but it's also a 'she needs to save me' run. IDK what kind of fucked my brain is, but codependent goth romance really gets me going.
>>493292795I agree on cleric of selune but it's just a popular choice. It felt like such a forced mashing of dolls together that I changed my opinion of the SH/Lae'zel ship to basically being fine because of how awkward/bad the lines as a selunite were because it really did seem like the game was just letting me have her.
Lae'zel x the Emperor hot enemies to loversWyll x the Emperor touching his childhood hero who still protects himGale x the Emperor weave sex
Dark Urge is the canon protagonist.
Man, I forgot how annoying it was to play on PC without the WASD mod
Your mods (cheats) being "officially" supported is not the same as the devs being supportive of your cheating, you stupid and worthless pig fuck.You will never beat the game cleanly. You will always be a stupid and repulsive slopswine that needs to rig the die in a dice-rolling game.The Honor Mode changes? NOT intended for sloppy piggies like you.
The whinery has sold out, a certain whiner bought it all....
>>493293180Oddly specific. Are you that artist on tumblr
>>493293101Blue eye is cute. I wish we could change the other eye too.
>>493292661Alright, thank you anon. Saved your post and gonna keep it in mind. I'll just go DEX/CHA Fighter and drop CHA to 14 like you recommended. I don't know what class to play so I thought some kind of charming rogueish duelist fighter would be fine. Alternatively I'll go back to my Moon Druid idea...
>>493293306Better to be a swine than an ugly ginger druid who is ambiguously trans
>>493293391my headcanon is that he had blue eyes before he was turned :)
karlach's turn
>>493293656Ugly hair and stripe. Why do you modders make every character uglier
>Bought game on GOG>Trying to install patch 7>Decide to just uninstall the game and reinstall it cause I don’t have enough free SSD space.>Download is going at a snails pace (< 5mbps) despite me having fiber internet.Are GOG servers just shit or is my ISP fucking me?
Seeing a lot of Astarionsisters but not one Ascendedsister...
>>493293306Pigs run the town boy.
>>493293767jokes on you I'm both
>>493293737yeah after posting that I got second thoughtshere is astarion
>>493293767I’m a ascendedsister and spawnsister
>>493293913looks like a crackhead
>>493293913He looks like my old English Professor that was uncomfortable to be around.
>>493294128Same. For me? His name was Greg
>>493293913Ugly hair!!!
Wlid magic or storm durge ?
>>493294076>dude sex lolthese clowns are so fucking obnoxious
ok fuck!here's my second attempt at karlach
>>493293961>>493294128>>493294196All you do is whine whine whine and beg for attention and whine and pretend to be a woman in the internet, do you have no shame?
>>493293373Nah, I'm not a fandom creator and don't use tumblr. I'm just an edgy fuckhead who wants to fantasize about some kinda mutual savior complex.
>>493294076>>493294332Finally, good posts.
>>493294194Mine’s name was Ricky
>>493294394Yeah
doing nothing all day while Lord Astarion takes care of me and gives me everything I want and I don't have to think about doing anythingthe neet dream honestly
>>493293656I dont hate this
Could aylin be turned into an illithid?If yes, would she remain immortal?
Sorry sisters, I'm stealing all of your Astarion pics.
>>493293767I don't really like ascended but I don't mind it. Cazador 2.0 and cycle of abuse posts annoy me.
the best plan = the plan that works
>>493294526Ignore him, it’s one of two peopleone of them is taking the piss and the other is the schizoid that repeats what the other guy says all day.
>>493294620np sister!! most of my pics are pulled from my 10gb astarion folder full of things I've taken from other places
>>49328318415. Million. Kisses.
>>493294251Draconic is the true answer
>>493294620W-what are you gonna do with them
>>493294732>he's not retarded he's merely the falseflagger of the falseflagger of the falseflagger
>https://youtu.be/09itT1pU9G8?si=DChj9bZc7ZDGZmSLIt's up
>>493294881K it’s the schizo
>>493294849Personal collection
>>493290393shart's gonna put her head in the camp chest
>>493294801If I play as Astarion can I do this shit to my companions or do I get only their romance scenes?
>>493294849hehehehehe
test 2
>>493294927>every post I don't like is ghe schizo
>>493295158Do m5. You won't.
>>493295209k schiz
>>493295028You have their scenes and a couple of extra lines.
I don't think I've shared this one yet heehee>>493295158the one in this pic is a nice alt hair for him but idk which mod its from
>>493295446<3
>>493295380weak
https://youtu.be/09itT1pU9G8?t=1246Does anyone know what song plays here?Would appreciate the help
>>493295501you are obese, i am 100% sure of this
>>493295540its a new song made just for patch 7 so it'll be on borislav's channel soon
>>493295028IIRC, you cannot.Origin Astarion cannot turn his romance into a spawn, you can only turn the character you play into a spawn if you romance Astarion.Perhaps should've been a DC99 persuasion option or something.
anybody else playing with controller?do you also get the red circle stuck in the middle of the screen whenever you attack?
>>493295158What have you done to his perfect white curls...
>>493294638CUTE gypsy tav
>>493295672I see, thank you
>>493285571Hmm. He looks almost deserving of unlife here.
Shart
>>493295648is that like a fetish of yourslmao
>>493295648I'm Thisobald Thorm irl
Can any 5e Spells users report in on if the mod is working or not? letdown of a patch overall, but I'm gonna start to build a version locked install.
way more banter now
I fixed Unique Tav, should I share it somewhere? How are mod creators for this game for this type of thing, do they get mad when others fix their mods? Should I let the original creator work on his own fix?
>>493295517Karlach got unique romance scenes.
>>493295853Haters and fags on suicide watch
>>493295853She looks fucking ridiculous
Did anyone here play a Fighter? How are the dialogue options?
>>493296504Boring. Get barbarian instead.
>>493296504minimal
>>493294984karlach feels lonely
Missionary over this man's grave
>>493296363S u i c i d e w a t c h
cute
Whiner status?
time to video game
>>493295853It's lore-friendly if she rejects Shar. Why would she keep that stupid hairpin?
>>493292795Good post. Not appreciated by many, but I appreciate it.
>>493296984he's a slayer AND a faggot?
Slay
>>493296595>>493296626Is it really that bad? Is Barbarian much better?
>>493296504Strictly worse than Paladin for your main character, in basically every way. Worse proficiencies, worse combat stats, worse class RP>pic named after cuffed as fuck enhanced edition VA workGet out.
>>493296957yjk
>>493296979fat
>>493296815>>493297075He's too cute I can't
>>493297221Is that why he freaks out and calls people fat?
>>493297101if you simply want more unique options in dialogue, then yes, but its mostly>rawr im a 'tard, le hulk smash XDit gets tiring fast
>>493295695fine I'm giving gale that instead
>>493297310It's just the sisters he does that to.
>>493297261beautiful boy
>>493297398>>493297398>>493297398
>>493297429>fucking up the titlesomeone make a real thread
>>493295446These edits are so shit. Even female gooners suck at designing dollies
>>493289780Bard 6 is a waste.Either F7/B5 for more Superiority Dice and Font of Inspiration,or F2/B10 for Action Surge and Magical Secrets.For leveling, go 1+1, then rush for Extra Attack.