Previous: >>493148557Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Big Run: 9/6-9/8• Grand Festival - Past vs Present vs Future: 9/12-9/15• Version 9.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v900• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
Grinding conch shells only for 75% of them to be an EXP ticket of some kind, let's fucking go!
>amiibo by 3pmThank you Best Buy-san.
sniff sweaty woomy pits
>>493270714U rike?
>>493270986Lick sweaty woomy chest
utsuthread
Tako stepped into the lighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yufo15TT5dk
>>493271252kiss sweaty woomy tum
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>493271309Ooo, Spicy!
what the fuck gamestop why not both at same time
>>493271860Youre only allowed to step on cocks noy dress like a slut
I love Aori.>>493271309Cute fangs.
>>493271979I already got the gear
>>493270714I have 99 exp tickets and the game keeps giving me more
hey sowe heard you guys like dynamoso we added five more dynamos in splatoon 3big swig and dread wringer are splat1 dynamo's inking with less damage but more mobilitydecavitator and painbrush are splat1 dynamo hitboxes with less inking but more mobilitysnipewriter is splat1 dynamo's role with less fun but more mobilitywellstring is just spla2n onwards dynamo with more power and more mobilitydo you like all those mobile dynamos? good, splatoon 4 will be nothing but dynamos
>>493272034
Booyah
>>493270714I'm 190 rolls away from my very first seasonal banner. I'm not even gonna think about trying to get it. (I have one like 500 rolls away on the normal shellout seed).What do you get for silver and gold capsules now anyway?
>>493272563Mmmm, vampire Callie.
>>493272463No, Splatoon 4 will add six Range Blasters, because all other blasters clearly aren't working. Also you listed six Dynamos.
>>493272659How much is the shipping on these
>>493271860>oh boy i cant wait until i get my plastic!!
>>493272836Blah Blah I want to suck you dry anon.
anyone wanna open?
>>493273912Yes.
>>493273249Was $6.99 for me. Free if you order other shit over $50 total.
>>493274415Sure
>>493274661room's up
>>493274776Coming
open 2/4 starting
weyyo!
All they need to do for .52 is lower its firing speed but they won't ever do that
https://x.com/ponshiba_game/status/1831603175427653882?t=dkziqRzdZttvvK-iKnZFFA&s=19
>>493276204Not really, it should stay good at killing. The problem is ink efficiency and turfing power.
>>493276323cute>eliterfagcute, more like drag out into streets and shoot
Good day, /ink/!!So what's new with all of you?
>>493276464go away, busybody
>>493272463>SwigInking of the Forbidden One>DecavIntimidation of the Forbidden One>PainUnga Bunga of the Forbidden One>SnipesPlaystyle of the Forbidden One>DynamoDynamo, the Forbidden One initially wanted to do Face or Name of the Forbidden One but Exodia's core card is just EtFO With these five cars in my deck, I summon Dynamo, the Forbidden One!Dynamo, obliterate!
>>493276204give it aerospray range
>>493276464>callie jibanyani love you anon
>>493273249Yeah what >>493274578, it threw me off but I guess it doesnt make sense to ship something free if the product is "free"
>>493276667Aerospray has around the range tho, if we count arching bullets Aerospray can outrange octobrush
>>493276802If something is "free", then you are the product.
>>493276982I put it in quotation marks specifically because it was paid via points anon>>493276887Good tako
>>493276887i wanted their armor as gear so badly.
>>493276887>>493277234This is what Alterna Callie should have given
>>493276464About to eat lunch
>>493276204nah, .52 doesn't need anything beyond maybe efficiency nerf (but splattershot needs it too, it didn't deserve that buff it got). it's not a particularly strong weapon, but it is an anti-bullshit weapon, no matter how bullshit the meta is it rises up to oppose it. the less bullshit the meta, the less .52 you see, the more bullshit, the more of them pop up. the one gun that could consistently stall out qrsj in splat1, the one gun that said "no you don't" to missile spam in spla2n, the one gun that can stand its own against cooler+zooka meta in 3, it's our swiss-neutral saviour whenever metagame becomes stupid.
>>493276861then give 52 octobrush range
remove 52 from the gamekeep 96
>>493277641Get off my thread Nogami.
>>493277791prove me wrong, would ya?
Posting best yebs ITT
>>493277779take the two weapons' stats and give us the average: the .74 Gal
Why the sudden .52 hate.... it's honest...
>>493278145
Why do woomies like boxes as much as cats?
>>493278449.52 has been making people salty since the first game. Hoes are perpetually mad
>>493278145That's not BooyahBoy.
>>493278723i wonder if they doif i was a woomy, i'd love cooking pots, buckets, fishtanks and other large watertight implements
>>493278868But thats not silly enough
>>493277779fuck off ch*ra
banned so I'll stop hereGGs N
You've got a ban Marx?
>>493278072You're celebrating one of the most boring, braindead main weapons in the game. That it rises up when things get too retarded isn't a good thing, it just means it's its own kind of bullshit. It needs the efficiency nerf and a revert of the turfing buff it got in 2 if you want to keep it in the game.
>>493278723I miss when stuff you got from the news appeared as a box in the plaza
>>493272668I’ve been playing since launch and havent had a gold or silver
>>493279209GGs! We did not lose to someone named "estrogen", nice!
>>493279636Yeah and even the rewards from singleplayerSo if you only played Alterna or Side Order and don't have NSO too bad you don't get to have your rewards
>>493279625making the wall work on a short-ranged weapon without falling behind is more technical than spamming bombs until something happens. otherwise, it's just a 2-liner. it's got 2-liner inking, 2-liner efficiency, 2-liner range (duh), 2-liner accuracy, slightly faster ttk but ttks in this game are so fast that it doesn't matter that much, especially considering it doesn't combo into most damage so most fights for it are effectively 1v1. if you want braindead, squeezer.
>>493279983kill yourself
I thought reactions to the new scale capsules would be a lot more … reactive. I think getting one gold a day minimum is great and has made salmo so much more… rewarding
>>493280190They are both retarded, don't try whataboutism on me.
>>493278868are you a woomy pretending to be a human wondering what it would be like to be a woomy even though you know
>>493279983Wait... Marx... you're RandomGuy! You can't fool me tehehe
I pretty much always stay with the squid sisters for my lobby but sometimes swap to splatsville because I feel bad for not using it… and off the hook because their splatfest run up lobby sounds great
>>493278072One little bit of shooter favoritism that I really hate is the falloff damage. Did you know that 52's falloff is min capped at 30 damage? And that 96 is 35? They both deal so much damage that their minimum is stronger than a lot of other shooters. Meanwhile, Gloogas and Hydra are just fucked by their falloff. It's been a huge problem for Gloogas even after the buff, and Hydra's ranged damage is pathetic because the devs didn't bother to give the 96 of splatlings some proper damage.Fuck this game's balance, man.
>>493280615Stuff like that falloff damage being 35 really doesn’t feel like “balance”. More like oversight
>>493281164No it's completely intentional - they buffed to that specific number in the second game. For context, most shooters, dualies, and splatlings have min falloff around the 15 damage mark, Hydra included.
My amiibos aren't coming until tomorrow
>>493282382Mine aren't until saturday
>>493280615damage by itself doesn't really matter. overall firepower matters. 3-shot .52 is squelchies. 3-shot .96 is jet. both are pretty hard to hit because they are mildly inaccurate, slow velocity, slow fire rate weapons. bullet hoses like splatlings and lasers like splash and pro (and laser bullet hoses, hi naut) can consistently use falloff, but gals, even with the buffs, really can't.i think there's exactly one other shooter that should get improved falloff, and it's h3. you should get rewarded for hitting harder shots. other than that, the extra falloff damage just brings gals a bit closer to the rest, since adding a shot tanks their damage output harder than anything else. splatlings can fire 3 shots in the span it takes .96 to fire one, so might as well make it only need one if it ever finds itself trying to use falloff. gloogas are a fun case, them being nominally a bit shorter ranged than full 3-liners is fun to play around from both sides. they are plenty strong already.
>>493281715for most shooters it's half of their regular damage. gals have the numbers a bit doctored to not fall down to 4-shot because 4-shot on both of them feels terrible.
Time to 5 star a weapon from turf? Is ranked faster? Can I get some numbers please and thanks anons
>>493282889Ranked is faster
>>493282981By how much? Haven’t touched rank since I got S+ at launch
>>493283212Stuff like Knockouts give you lots of extra pointsYou also get more money, catalogue and general exp
>>493283457But I don’t like ranked it raises my blood pressure
>>493282382>>493282545mine aren't until monday...
>>493283668Open is as serious as turd war.
>>493283795Yes but at least when I lose im not lowering rank
>>493279757Bravo Nogami!
>>493283936The gains/losses from open are nowhere near as much as you gamble on series. If you're under S then it should be 8 points per win and 5 per loss, so rank changes are negligible. Also you lose freshness in turf which drives me up the wall.
>>493283668that's good it makes you feel alive
Annoying japanese e-liter that never misses
>>493284648*Annoying japanese e-liter that misses by a mile but it still kills you anyway
>>493284232>>493283936S is +8 win/-4 loseS+ is +8/-5
I'm glad it's over.
sorry nono my game died on me owbut maybe its an act of god. we weren't doing too hot out there.
im nuclearim woomyyy
>>493285726i'm afraid it's been nine years...
Did you know?
>>493285670Ah GGsI need to eat soon anyway
>>493280242Would have been cool if they did it earlier than at the very fucking end of the game's support
Anyone for a little Salmon?
>>493286549Joey dabbing in reverence for the best yebs
>>493286549What does it mean when this happens anyway?
>>493286848yebs gotta support each other
>>493287208fistbump = those two players got 3 gold medals and ended up next to each other on the result screen (and both are using emotes that are fistbump-compatible)
>>493286549she didnt even open her eyes
>>493287353Racist woomy.
woomer has an intense distaste for yebsher loss
kill yourself
>>493288274Gurkan is Gurkan's biggest simp
THE GRAND FEST WRISTBAND IS BACK IN STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK
>>493288347
Does inking in salmon run count towards amiibo gear milestones?
>>493288836kill yourself
no inkrails allowed
>>493280491uhh.. no?
Would anyone want to solm? Then head over to grizzco because I don't want to go in for my shift today.
>>493291174smallfrye
Post a woomy
>New amiibo package is different and doesn't show the Switch anymoreThey must be futureproofing amiibos for Switch2 right? There's talks that Nintendo won't support amiibo on the next console but that sounds retarded
>>493291559i got this
>>493292351step on me
>>493292351Sex with this woomy
>>493291559a woomy
>>493279757I started with chocofest and mine have always been out in the 1k+ range. I hadn't thought to check yet because I figured it would be the same as usual but.this is way closer than it's ever been. I dunno if I'll go for it, how bad would the grind be?
>>493284232Fuck is the point of series then? I always played series. Open better?
>>493291559I really like this pose
>>493293131Series is the path to X. Series also is randomized and isn't full of pubstompers like Open is.
>>493292989No idea. 3-4 pulls a day not considering any you’d would use money on.
>>493273912>not collecting plastic butts
>>493291559
fat weyyo buttserotic
>>493292989You have 10 days to do it, 12 rolls per day. Two per day are virtually free (first win of the day and 5k roll), so that's down 10/day.I had to do 9/day last time to get my seasonal title, and I got it with days to spare.Just make sure you're running 2x (if you have any) or at least 1.5x cash all the time and start grinding as many hours as you can. Don't spend money on anything else starting right now.Grind Sheldon licenses if you can so you can exchange for shellout tokens.Check how far of you are in a week, they do your maths and see how much money and/or tokens you need to get it.It will be grindy, but it's possible.By the way if you have 3540000 gold then you can just roll it right now and be done (but you shouldn't because it would be a waste of money).
>>493293464>Series also is randomized and isn't full of pubstompers like Open is.LOL.LMAO even.
>>493271341dope
>>493294362dont money rolls and conch rolls have their own seed progressions?
>>493294556I kind of agree with him now. My first ranked game since launch and there was an x rank badge in it. I’m only S.
I love my /v/ boyfriend for letting me use his NFC tags because the postal service fucked up!
>>493295530And the next game every enemy has 3 different 5 star badges! What the fuck!
>>493295530NTA but I feel like there are stronger players across the board now. There aren't as many players as there used to be in general and even the minimums required to reach silver in open is going up.
I had a dream where nintendo made their own hero shooter instead of splatoon
>>493295117No, you have regular shellout machine with one seed, and Splatfest shellout machine with another seed. Doesn't matter what currency you use to roll (money, conches, tokens), it just progresses the current (normal or Splatfest) seed.Also the shellout seeds don't reset from Splatfest to Splatfest, you can continue grinding whenever either seed is on.
>>493296449id be okay if we got to play as idols and agents in it
>>493292950the original sex woomy
>>493292285Proof?
Oh ok so open is if you just want to play and not rank up and series is for ranking. Never tried open
>>493297263series is solo only, open is if you want to play with friends or get stomped by 4 stacks
>>493297263If you play solo you have a certain chance to get placed in a 3 player group against a premade comp and this might or might not give you a hard time
>>493294362after you factor in big run, where I can't do a lot of this and get less catalog xp, I don't know if I'll make it. not a huge loss, I guess
>>493297451OK THATS WHATS happening. Every game the enemy was a coordinated x rank death squad and im only S. thought it was just me being a whiney bitch
my wife's evolution line
>>493296906the butt that shaped the generation
>>493298003statistically, you should still get more points than you lose in open if you care about that, but it sucks ass when you get matched up against big dicks
>>493298009Cute wife.
>>493298194I like to think this woomy only became a whore after losing her floppers.
>>493298194why is she white
>>493298472someone post the piranha pit grill pic
>>493298239The game has definitely changed since launch. Just lost a series by 3 straight losses.
>>493297665Seeds are both a blessing and a curse, but I wouldn't want a game without them.I gave up on ever getting the banner, but somehow I got 3 seasonal titles in a row (as in one per season).
I have every single seasonal title but no gold banners.
>mfw still at work for another 3 hours + commuteAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
There is no such thing as forced loss because that implies there’s forced win and I just lost 7 games back to back
>>493301750You're just in the FLAR queue.The other team? FWAR.
>>493301993But I haven’t played ranked since LAUNCH why am I in FLAR
>>493302227
>>493271341my veemo larps as an elite
>>493301738yoink
there's no such thing as forced losses or forced winsthe only constant is you
>>493301738Imma nick your parcel mate
I was just gonna post more fits posing with all 7 of my fav idols(and I'm still gonna do that) but thought it'd be also cool to ask...does /ink/ prefer Rollers or Chargers? I don't think I've seen a single charger guy in the pool...
>>493302604>get forced losses and forced wins alternating every couple matches>the only constant is mesounds like the game is indeed forcing it, innit?
>>493302932roller main here unga to the bungaI hate that the shit netcode eventually forces everyone to either main carbon or dynamo. consistency close up, or consistency from afar. fastest whack, or ink slinging from a safe distance.
>>493303352unga bunga is shitter now with changes to connectivity, you're more likely to die before you get your swing off
>>493302932i main neither of these classes but i do prefer playing rollers over chargers
>>493303398they're such good friends
>>493303352splat roller had the most use of all roller before carbon got an nth buff
>>493303352rollers ftw!! I just don't like the super slow stuff honestly.I like the krak-on one!>>493303598fairrr. Chargers can get you cool clips tho.
>>493303398tranny lesbian head canon
>>493303590but I live that whack life. roll into your base. take your girl. roll out.get unga'd bunga'dso I wont be changing mains, but I feel like I've noticed the connection change. I don't know if it's just confirmation bias because they SAID they'd do something. But it really feels like I'm losing more 1v1s
>>493304203ive been winning more 1v1s or trading against rollers as splatbrella, the changes weren't in its favor
>>493302540>>493302608brown yebweyys go away
>>493304315if the mid-ranged, mid-speed rollers get cucked, then people who enjoy winning are going to further migrate to the ends of the spectrum - increasing quick carbon sharks and dynamo painters. sort of sucks...
>>493302932Alright Callie had the best weapon pick. got it.What about Dualies and Berllas tho?I feel like I'm alone in this, but I genuenely cannot play dualies. maybe I just never learnt them right...the undercover brella has my heart tho.
>>493305196Played CDS and Kunder in 2, only play Dark Tetras sometimes in this game.
>>493305196luv brellasi just wish nintendo loved brellas too
>>493305527still laughing at the fact that they just made a new brella instead of buffing vbrella back to its best damage from 2and then gave the new one some incredibly awkward kitsI still love sorella brella though, it's very rewarding
>>493305693recycled could be good if they would just buff it's nonexistant shield hp and give it a nice third kit
>>493305843its kits are goodit only needs a bit more health on launched shield onlyand a different meta
>>493305525>looks that one up>reefslider and autobombYeah I think that's justified.>>493305527I just enjoy them(undercover) cuz it's like you have two lives! by the time they break your shield you'll have splaten them!splatted? sploted.
Brellas and shields are bad for the game
They've got no chance of winning, do they?
>>493306164>t. shooterfag
Should I go with this shirt?
>>493306415Nope, I just think shields make games slow and boring
>>493306395one can only hope that they eke through on being the second most popular team (behind present) and getting second in a bunch of categories
>>493279757Don't worry anon your not alone I have also been playing since launch & never got a single gold either.But I have got a few silvers
>>493306463Or this?
Anyone down for a rotation at the top of the hour?
>>493306463press Y on that shirt to make it 10x better!I'd only switch the shoes maybe. these are good but I'm sure there's other ones that'd complement the outfit better...
>>493306585chargers and splatlings do that more than brellas ever have
>>493306734hey this used to be my main outfit when i first got the game! nice... tho i would use the octoglasses they go great with anything.
>>493306734i like the tank more.
alright lmaoSo far /ink/ likes rollers and has a weird toxic relationship with brellas. nice!what about the franchise's newest weapons(and the slosher)?Personally I'd die for the slosher! I love my bucket.stringers can fuck off tho.
>>493307321Splatanas are objectively one of the coolest new classes that wasn't in S1
>>493307362Now I can! I just wanted to show off my fits.but i do mean the thing with the slosher tho. I like to turn off my brain sometimes and not have to worry. This class lets me do just that 80% of the time.
>>493307321the reef-lux is super fun, but i'd have to go with splatanas overalleasily the coolest class they've ever added in the series
>>493293170Woomy is into ancient human dace of the river It was translated by a woomy she thought ti sounded more silly this way
>>493307321Splatanas are objectively one of the most harmfully implemented new classes that wasn't in S1.if you need any evidence that nintendo is brain dead, they're it.
>>493307570honestly yeah. It took me til the toothbrush one for me to realise that. I love charging them at people sm>>493307635it's funny really... Bows used to be the number one on weapon wishlists but now that we have em I don't really see people talk about them much.Splatanas just stole the spotlight.>>493307821never had troubles fighting them 2bh
>>493303398i need her to do this with me
>>493301738>mfw it said 1-3 days its day #3 its still not here.
I'm starting to think that running anything other than a beakon weapon in turf war is just throwing. It's overwhelming broken for the mode.
>>493307321Does shiver have the biggest tongue out of all the idols?
>>493303398In the Splatlands it is already Friday and Shiver said she loves Friday because its FrydayThis image checks out
>>493308212if you get pushed back into spawn you have no way of retaking other than specials
>>493302932>>493305196>>493307321Anyways thanks for your inputs /ink/! I no longer feel bad neglecting dualies and chargers and stringers. Hope you liked my yeb tho.>>493308284Shiver has more girth but Frye seems to be longer actually. tho may just be the angles.
>>493308339You have two ways 1) learn 2 aim2) bombs away
>>493308649if you pick a beakon weapon you don't have bombs
>amiibos shippedNICE!
>>493308339but on the other hand if you take an early lead, the enemy has to win 2 or 3 fights in a row just to retake mid, and that's assuming there wasn't some dickhead hiding for more super jumps anyway
>>493308284Depends on what you mean by "biggest".We've only seen Frye and Shiver's tongues, but as the other anon said Frye's is longer and pointy, whilst Shiver's is shorter but rounder, kind of like their ears.
>>493308284Judge for yourself
>>493306585>t. brazilianon
>>493309345Big man's tongue and fin tips shouldve been yellow...
>>493308916Yes you do hold down the trigger and rush the enemy while others throw bombs at you.
>>493309583>coordination>in turf wargood luck with that
>>493309370should be black. for maximum foxy. and afro
>>493308554>>493309340Proof of length and pointiness?
btw thanks for the anons yesterday giving me splatling tips.Its not amazing nor flashy but it's more than id usually pull off playing this thing
>>493309345I would like to passionately make out with either of them for at least an hour
I think Goo Tuber should have the same unaffected midair charge speed as Squiffer and REEF-LUX 450
>>493309961>>493309345read the thread.hell, just skim it
>>493309756Just mash 'This Way' and 'Booyah!' bro
>>493309370
I lost my superfreshness on my main...
>>493310247well get it back! you want help? I like turfing!
>>493310208I should have refreshed before posting gomen
>>493310247Happens when matchmaking gets meanI
>>493309370Do octoling players really think this looks good?
>>493309961Here, it's better shown on the story mode.It's long and pointy.
>>493310165
>>493310363weyyo player here it doesn't look good at all
>>493310363no but if she pointed and laughed at me while smoking a cigarette id probably coom a lil
>>493310398>>493309345Big Man must gets the best rimming sessions holy shit
>>493310478
this is gross please stop
>>493310478>>493310718Stop licking me you dumb cephs!
>>493310836No
>>493310612
transcending history and the world a tale of sloms and splatseternally rewoomed
>>493306797Which shoes would you recommend?
>>493310479>gayyo player hereWe know
>>493309370I want to empty my BALLS into her
Anyone wanna fsh for a single king?
>>493311883Me
>>493311487That is still the best OP song for a fighting game ever.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxrpyv8SNS4
>>493311951Obening
>>4933118832/4 fsh starting
>>493312260knock knock
>>493309370on the one hand the changes to Marina's heels for this outfit are needless and bizarre. on the other hand I like how they look so much better. censoring the bikini is some fucking BULLSHIT, though
>>493312386opening
penis woomies...
>>493309370DaddyIssues
>>493309345>making out with Shiver>her large wet tongue easily fills your mouth>lots of surface to rub against>will lick your face>making out with Frye>surprsingly long and you can feel the pointiness>she likes to wrap her tongue around yours like an eel>likes it when you suck on it
>>493313936Disgusting
>>493315035i like the way she looks at me
>>493313936make it so
what would happen if woomy
>>493312904Very based. Marina dresses like a whore, we shouldn't encourage it.
marina dresses like a marina
>>493315774Marina is a whore
>>493315663Pearl makes her do it.
>>493312904I still don't get this shit. Is it CERO? Why are the tako armors, old marina amiibo top and now the broken hero suit perfectly fine but the shiver, frye and new marina ones have to do this?
>>493316274they reached their slutting out 14 year olds quota for the game with the new hero suit amiibo gearSo marina's bikini got axxed.
ggs quickfsh
GGs fsh!
GGs SR!
>>493314769
>>493311567hmmmm...Black seahorses, Navy enperials, Orca Woven, Tuffle canvas hi-tops, Onyx o1sters, Annaki strappy sandals, Buckle-down boots, Annaki arancho boots... hmmm maybe Gold Hi-hirses? try stuff out and tell me if anything fits your style.
>>493316515>14 year oldsthat was *maybe* accurate in the first fucking game, but if you legitimately think that sexualizing the cephs is wrong then why are you still supporting Nintendo?
>>493317224I don't really care loltho this third generation of ceph is 16 by now isnt it? dang time flies...
Amiibo
>>493317372splat1 inklings were 14 in splatoon 116 in splatoon 221 in the start of splatoon 3 and 23 in the end of splatoon 3... wooms from splaton 1 are all hags by now
Hosting a Concord SR lobby on item shop rotation on the hour.EVP400Host: SSInvites will be sent to pool, open to all. Going for Dailies and 1 slain King Salmon.
>>493317530ngl callie and marie look super ugly in these which hurts me to sayPearl and Marina's mid air jump is kino tho
>>493315613go on
>>493316138So based! im sitll seething they never added amiibo stuff to new horizons bringing back the splatoon crossover stuff....I think Shiver, Frye and Big man would've been, bird, bunny and bear villagers btw
>>493317981Marie's brella is also not even all around. It bumps on her head but I guess it's to be expected. It's not like its a scale fig or anything. The crown barely on Pearl's head really make her more dynamic.
>>493318319yeah pearl and marina's side order amiibos are some of the more dynamic amiibos since small fry
Hey anon I just wanted to check if you heard. Yeah my woomy shoved your woomy into a locker and roughed her up a bit, but it's just some horsing around is all. Hey I bet it wouldn't have happened if your woomy wasn't such a whimp hah! Nah I'm just messing around but seriously it's all cool no need to get the school board involved. They're just that age yknow, woomies will be woomies as they say. Glad you understand buddy alright have a good one
>>493317895Sounds good I was thinking about fishing anyway
>>493318704It's ok the weyyo janitor touched your woomy inappropriately and threatened to blackmail her about the bullying if she tried to resist or tell anyone.She's been this weyyo's little squid slut for the whole year
24 hours remain
>>493319206How did a weyyo got a job in a all wooms school? that's asking for trouble
>going to be out of town for the final festfuck me
>>493319356I thought it was at the hour, wait no final fest is next week
>>493319206how could he use that as blackmail when the anon already knew she was picking fights with othersshit story
>>493319206Unrealistic, no one would employ some octo as a janitor. It's a jelly job
good night /ink/
>>493319413how and why? you can't allow that to happen anon! surely you can do something right?
>>493319206You just know nono wrote that shit
Favorite annaki shirt?
>>493319958the ripped sleeves one
Reminder jellies control inkopolis. They far outnumber all other sea folks.Turf war and ranked modes are merely entertainment for the jellies. Your ceph is a circus animal
>>493319958i wish there were more shirts with chokers
>>493319958Red Hula Punk with Tie
>>493320403Degenerate
ggs f
>>493319958Polpo-pic Tee will always hold a special place in my ceph's hearts.
>>493321692GGs K.
Add me back to your friendlists or I'm going to cry and rub my snoots all over the pool until it's all slimy
>lost 3 placement CBs>last one was in OT>map change
>>493323170boo hoo little bitch
>>493323597I'M NOT JOKING
>>493323301You can do it!
>>493323170Have you tried being normal and having some self-awareness for a day?
>>493324097I didn't even say who it was
>>493323689kill yourself
im bored of turfing. anyone got a salmon room going?
>>493324168If you add me back I will consider it
>>493324547>he lied as naturally as he breathes
>>493324170kold mentioned it in the secret server youre not in
>>493324170That anon will blame K for the economy.
>>493324547>t. "promises" not to rape your ceph
YOU THINK I'M NOT BEING SERIOUS?
kold add him back. that was me not him yesterday. i thought it was be funny
>>493319413What team are you on?
>>493325572Future
>>493325458>activate windows
GGs Gw for turf, I see you prefer to turf alone it's ok
>>493325620ANON YOU NEED TO NOT GO OUT OF TOWN THIS IS LOTERALLY MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYTHING ELSE GOING ON CMONNNN
>>493325458put the stamper down
>>493325518>bending the knee to the mentally illdon't add him. starve him of attention, it's for his own good.
>>493325620Damn. Was going to dedicate a 100x/333x win if I got one to you but I'm Team Past
>>493325816I'll probably play some anyway, I just don't have high hopes for hotel wifi
>>493325801What's wrong with being mentally ill? If you're harmless...
ggs fsh
cant you squiggas keep this shit on your discord
>>493326063Either way good luck out there anon
>suddenly 3v1I fucking hate this map
>>493326135ggs
>>493325801Why are you guys leaving nono behind when all of you played with him all the time just one year ago?
>>493326989Because he wasn't an insufferable faggot back then?
>>493326989It's just one guy shitposting in two separate threads. Ignore him.
>>493326989He became more of a pest over time.
porl looks adorable
>>493326989His annoying as hell behavior only intensified over time.
>>493327217>be yourself>be kind, light hearted and funny>be hated
>>493327486I wish they gave you the crown without the ugly glasses
>>493327848>implying
>>493327848This world loves to shit on good people
>>493327848>be kind, light hearted and funnyno you're not
>>493327786>>493327441>>493327217thats what makes him the lovable nono we all knowknow
>>493327848i've known nono for 2 days now.he is fun! he plays the game and wins the matches and loses the ones against methats good for me
>>493328232I'm playing like shit tonight but thanksI hope you did not see those reegsliding fails
>>493328232You poor innocent soul... soon you will learn.
And people ask why nobody want their names shared around here. Jeez.
GGs SR Crew, adequate fishing, seems like we got the golden rotation early.I'll be hosting a Big Run room when it starts, going for 999 so bring your X Game.
add nono back. or else!
>>493327848>kind>constantly using racial slursfrfr
>>493328403you're garbage at salmon run
>>493327848Literally the opposite, some people just aren't supposed to be friends with everyone they meet. He pretended to be "kind, light hearted and funny" then when he started to feel comfortable with the lies he made about who he was just so he could fit in his real safe came to the surface and that's when he became hatedThis happens to a lot of people here and on the internet in general, too many people want to be liked and try way too hard that they completely changed who they are just to be accepted but eventually slip into their normal state and their true selves come to light for all to seeYou can't keep up the facade forever
>>493328649He can lie as much as he wants as long as he keeps giving me these Ws>>493328334it's not that bad. also i didnt notice you were in the other team until like the end of the match lol
>>493328649Name one bad thing he did and not apologize for >>493328586This is 4channel
>>493328403We havent fished in a while
kold needs to add nono back
>>493328837Nah it's terrible for my usual play standards. It's 3am and I'm not feeling really motivated. I'm playing because I wanna play not because I feel like playing if you know what I mean
inkers... why cant we be friends
>>493329597I'm not friends with pedophiles.
>>493329597bc no one has invited me into the cord
Frankly it just looks like Kold's scrambling to make excuses
Less than 24 hours remain until Big Run. Are (You) prepared, /ink/?
May he who is without sin, fresh! the first ceph.
>>493329508it doesnt but thats whatevs! hope you snap out of it soon!
>>493329812i'm too busy playing the game to care about whatever retarded drama is going on right now
It's been a week I drag myself to play. Maybe I need a break but it's the big events right now
>>493330038>I'm too busyBut you're doing it right now
>1500 Power>Rank 1500
>>493329856Prepared to go manmenmi and woomy all over the stupid fish.
>too busy with the game>posts immediately >also stole ss's clothes while in the pool while people discuss k being a shitty person
>>493330038add nono back!
I've been thinking..
>>493328359I think I've finally got a name I'm not just gonna change 30 days later so don't leak it in the thread please and thanks
If you think about it this is the Salmonids' own Grand Festival, except for them it's a great big vore convention
>>493329856My woomy keeps on eating her slopsuits
https://strawpoll.com/BJnXVVwoXZvVOTE VOTE VOTE
>This is what pastfags are fighting for
Why are the salmon doing this?why now and why THERE? It's nowhere near their area... its just desert and was recently builtwhat made them go for there?
>>493331127You're damn right
How many hours left till big run? 23ish?
>>493331415Its going on right now
>>49333141523:49
>>49333141522 hoursalso nono imma take a break for a few mins dont wait for me GG
Stop sending lettersLetters always get burnedIt's not like the moviesThey fed us on little white lies
3/4ths of ink want kold to add nono back
>>493331589You've gotta stop that negative self-talk, it's unhealthy
first they removed nono from their friends list and i said nothing
>>493331589wow it's literally me
>>493328850Being French.
>>493332258>>493332480>had to go to archives to see what it waslmao seething jannoid
>>493333103He deleted it himself not the first time either
>>493333103what was it anyways?
I don't care anymore, never did
>>493333228making fun of the average playerbase. couldve been a direct blow to nono though>>493333226yeah seems kinda fast for a janny to delete if he got offended by it
>kold and fantasy are on>nono and sneaksnake are on, 2 /ink/ers that kold and fantasy hate for some reason>the exact same usual shitposts of attacking them then getting deleted so they avoid getting banned its so blantant its kold and fantasy
you're not fooling anyone, ballin'
bro what the fuck is even happening? anyone in this thread smoke seaweed?
This but Deep Cut
>>493334558>french are... le badExplain this then?
>>493334529The usual nono friendlist drama, happens lnce in a while
>>493333958One name you mentioned has been caught multiple times stirring drama often times to make people take pity on them and they don't start with k, f or s
What about woomy?
>>493334793Cute woomy.
>>493334793Woomy lips look weird
>>493334778ballin
>>493334793https://youtu.be/MOZOtdeiaF0
>>493334529mebut I'm out until big run
>>493333958>Fantasy>X Power: 1400i never seen x power this low how fucking bad do you have to be to have x power that low?
>>493335382Go to bed Nono
>>493335856Nono would never attack F
>>493317895Late ggs fish
>>493334558are they... committing sewer slide?
>>493331127id wife that frye
>>493329856Yes I shall perpare my veemdiver suit and dive into battle. For the music >Still wish they had W-3 on a flying platform circling the battle area playing a version each idols songs.
spotted this extra good woomer iin the wild
>>493272659you need nintendo funmoney for the wrist straps?
>>493337865Yes its the only way to get them>>493337648Your right that is a very good woomer
/ink/ probably isn't even going to post pics of their screen showing their ceph while they hold up their controller with their splatfest wrist band on
Good evening good sir, it is not yebby hours, might I please have a yebby? Thank you very much.
>>493338034yibi
>>493337964youre right, we arent reddit.also you already know some schizos would run with some of those pics and ruin it
>>493338034YEBONYEBACTION
>>493338712that's a woomybaka
yepy slep
>>493338712>KaoriThat's Orange-chan you baka
So, for those of you that have been playing for 9 years, have you stayed fresh?
>>493338352Excellent yibi, he should be smooched on the lips...>>493338712Anon...>>493338951Noooo, who's going to play TC/SZ with me now...
huh.I've got yeb/weyyI've got weyy/weyybut I don't think I've got any yeb/yeb
I want woomy/woomy/woomy/Weyy/woomy/woomy/woomy
>>493338838Porl...
>>493339638that poor weyy...
>>493339638
>>493339549Yebweyy is the perfect one for me, thank you kindly, anon.
Sentenced to Death by Snu Snu with woomies
>>493339974Hundred wooomies raping gay yeb/weyys until they become straight
>>493339062Not as fresh as Callie and Marie.
>>493340415I want Marie in my life
>>493340340What happened this time...
>>493340473She's not real you stupid fucking retard.
>>493340415kill yourself
>>493340539You wouldn't be real had your mother used a coat hanger
>>493340649Shame your mother failed when using hers
hey artfags remember to NOT draw me for the grandfest
>>493340539She's real in my dreams
>>493340539>he doesn't know
>>493340961too late I already remote hacked your pc to view your ceph
>>493340489you
>>493341003granny's still got it!
>>493340961I'm bad at drawing so you don't have to worry about getting a drawing from meyou should worry about the big fish
>>493341257Huh...
>>493328885Big Run is the perfect time, I'll be waiting.
>>493341747sexo
>>493337084Ye
>hackerling easily handling EVP while having full conversations.>me, struggling in Profresh +2 with freelancers while putting all of my attention into the game.I thought you said streamers were le bad. And that GRILL GAMERS were even worse?
>>493342292from what I've seen she's good at the game but loses pretty often due to half paying attention
>>493341747Pretty cool action pose, I wish more anons would post cephs with cool angles. Everyone is just takes pictures straight on and it makes them boring to look at.
>people who have multiple gold special badgesI literally don't even have 3k wins total and I've been playing since launch
>>493331797Why is this woomy sad listening to Squideo head
>>493342707so? play at your own pace anon.I've been playing since cryptid fest, and I still have yet to touch ranked mode.turf and slammo are good enough for me.for people who have been playing since S1, I imagine they god bored of turf by 2. But I'm a Splat3n bab. Only level 68.
>>493342292The only way to be good in sr is playing it many times.
I think I only have like 10 king kills
>>493342880Auto play
>>493343632I think she used to be a salmon-run only streamer. I don't know. I only know her tangentially through binyot. And I only watch VODs. I don't see the point in twitch.But for being able to talk so casually while playing at high hazard levels, she'd have to be good. Then again, I'm comparing her to (me), and I'm Profresh +2 material. So.
>>493342979I started with 2After a while of both games I just gave up on ranked and now only play turf and salmon
Man I forgot how aids turf war isJust want to try some gear/kit combos and keep getting teammates who just friendly or suck even worse than normal
>>493344618those are the modes I play. and tableturfoddly, I haven't touched side order since completing all of the palettes.I want to eventually beat it with zero hacks. (not even the 'all or nothing' pearlz one) for true rogue-lite difficulty.
Is 999 the cap or can you go over
I feel so mediocre and worthless. This game is all I have left and I'm not even good at it.
>>493345443I don't know why you're hoarding them when you have cards to buy. and then upgrade two times each.
>>493345835I just randomly decided to check after getting a card pack. And since I've never it again after it was releasedupgrading cards I didnt know that was a thing
>>493345994yeah, you can make your favourites holofoil. I'd convert them into all of the cards first, for the badges.
>>493345443>The maximum number of card bits a player can have at one time is 999, after which, any card bits acquired will not be added to the total and will disappear.From Inkipedia. 999 Bits is the maximum amount that can be held. You are better off spending a few on new cards or upgrades before you reach the limit.
GGs S
>>4933473701400 x power kek
>>493347370Cute woomy toes
>>493347370GGs
>>493347917>using rapid fire on the lux of all weaponswhat a fucking shitter
the nefarious salmonids:
Thinking about the weyyos again.
why are you so short
>>493348103>t. Furret
Does anyone else find the visuals of this game really distracting at times. Weird thing to complain about, but still. Like, I've legitimately had my vision blocked by stuff like Inkstrike, Killer Wail, and even a Super Jump notification.
>>493349431for me, as someone who plays exclusively in tabletop, if I switch to playing on my flatscreen, the FOV and movement makes me dizzy and I can't do as well. Also the graphics look better, because the dock has some processing umph in it. That's the technical term. A little extra umph.Aside from that, fizz bangs are distracting, but I think that's the point. And they're only available during fests. So, not a big deal I guess.
>>493348490I'm not short, I'm compact
>>493350642>t.little buddywhatever fish breath
Sure wish we could get our wins for the amiibo gifts through Salmon Run. Oh well.
who salmn
>>493351136I'll
Time to jack off and forget I'm khv
>>493351768kingdom hearts 5?
Octo players are so fucking worthless
>>493351768anon is cute
>>493351909Fuck off dumb ass femcel. Terrible gaming franchise
>>493351768Just pay a veemo to do it for you
>>493351307updatin
>>493352060>payingThat's even worse
>>493352060That's not true love
>>493351768Didn't know fish posted on /vg/, get well soon anon.
>boot up my copy of pokemon blue for a giggle>"The file data has been destroyed!"damn...i'm old...
>flux was a very strong weapon balanced by appropriately big weaknesses>doesn't see use outside turf because it doesn't have meta-compatible kits, and also the deliberately overtuned swords are just as good except easier to use>gets horizontals buffed to be pretty much parallel and jump charge buffed to full speed, stripping all of the weaknesses, nuance and identity from the weapon and making it just a super-sword>turns out taking weaknesses from a main balanced around weaknesses makes a really fucking strong gun, it's lowkey a top 5 main right now and absolutely obnoxious to fight when you find a good user because every state is an advantage state for it (as opposed to before where it was a coward gun like bamboozler and nova except also strong at cuddle range)>people still don't use it because kits are ass and the perception around it is still "this is a hard gun, i should pick something i'll be consistent with", so mission failed>squeezer is still overall stronger than it because nogami endorses juvenile arthritisstupid fucking idiots thinking that things that don't get used are not balanced, not realising that difficult weapons by default have low usagebut no, buff it until it's either easy or/and brokenunless they kick the entire balancing team, prospects for 4 are fucking grim>grim is never coming back because they gave burst bomb to assblast thinking it's an appropriate substituteeven grimmer, they don't even understand how the things in the game they've made themselves work
>>493351307wow that took forevstill there?
>>493352569ye
>>493352513Reeflux is just a decent main weapon.Range Blaster is an unbalanced abomination, and I'm glad Grim isn't coming back.
>>493352667geddin
>>493351998Kill yourself
>>493352918I spawn camp and I'm proud of it
>>493352918Skill issue
>>493352918Classic
>>493352724flux is an insane main weapon, its only weakness is very short range paint only, which it partially compensates for by having net output, mobility and ranged threat level strong enough to still compete with the best of the best like mini. range is a balanced abomination. it's the kind of gun that finds a place no matter the meta and regardless of its own strength because it simply does its own thing. it just found too much place in a ridiculously fast meta with unconditional quick respawn. even with devs introducing like half a dozen new god-tier inkers to seemingly try to compensate for both bigger more open maps and breakneck pace of cooler meta, it's still a low turf meta, and range thrives in these. kill cooler and you'll kill range, it'll still be good because it's fundamentally good but it won't be anywhere near as oppressive.grim was always a second rate range, by the way, too extreme for its own good. that's what made it fun, a super strong gun with super bad weaknesses.
>>493353936on flux- it's squiffer with partials and self-sustain. squiffer is already a very oppressive main, despite being very limited and team-dependent. now take that, make it faster in every way, let it shred people down point blank, give it quick close range splats, give it reward for missing a bit, and let it paint for itself. squiffer almost feels like a grandfathered in legacy weapon that exists solely because someone will complain if it's gone. but so do a lot of the old weapons really, left behind by new ridiculous options. it's even sadder when the new option started balanced and then became ridiculous.
>>493352918I've never understood this mind set, if we get pushed back this far I don't expect the enemy team to let up. It could be that we just got unlucky and they flipped the momentum on us, if they gave us a chance we could push them back to the same spot and that's not how competitive games work. Never give your opponents the opportunity to turn the tide, no matter what. That whining is literally asking for the other team to hand them the win, why? Take a single loss as it is, if you get spawn camped you deserve it because the game - despite most of the maps being shit - gives you the high ground and protection to take back your spawn and push forward to midIf you can't do that then it's just a "they're better than us" round and you should deal with it, not cry that you're not winning 100% of your matches in fucking turf war. I've seen kids do this to adults before, some 10 year olds are better than 90% of the players here. Using the "think of the kids!" excuse is pathetic, I bet that person isn't a child so why should the other team assume you are?
>>493352918pt. 2
>>493356210This always bothered me because they never considered was that it was kids spawn camping. Kids are always good at video games.
I got my amiibos eariler after I was finished with work. Hours later I still haven't used them im still tired out.
>>493357825Nice.>paper label is damagedAt least you're opening it.
>>493358025Yeah they got crushed apprently... At least they gave me the less damage one... Yeah I do plan on opening it and put them in my amiibo drawer on my desk.
GGs mikvery fun thanks for joinn!!
>>493358921GG's Boy!
>>493319958The blue bracelet tee. It's a really nice shade of blue and wrist cuffs are hot.
>tfw the big run isn't an attack at all>The salmon just wanted to see the big concert and enjoy the music>Grizz uses it as an excuse to sic the woomies on them and stuff his belly with eggs
>Top 1kYay.
Should I go Tentatek or TakorokaWhich one is easier to climb
can the fish just get here already, please?
>>493325518>that was meWhat are you talking about?
>Pearl>Tiny, short squid girl with a big head>Could be cute or lewd, cheery and peppy, etc.>Instead, she's the complete opposite>Personality is unflappable, confidence and assertiveness dialed to max>Dresses like a gaudy rich person, barely ever shows skin or wears tight clothes>Doesn't really have any female traits at all>Her only cute factor is that she wears oversized clothes, but they're not cute or girly in the leastSuch an oddly-designed character. She could be a boy and nothing would really change.
>>493363680that's just how rappers present themselves in general
>>493363680what are you talking about, her default idol outfit is a tiara and a girly dressI'm happy her personality isn't spoiled rich girly girl because that would get old fastand callie is already enough of a girly girl for all the idols
>>493363680This is why coomers should not be allowed to design characters.
>>493352513>Reeflux is overpoweredI don't see it. It's a shorter range weapon with a charge time that holds it back in close quarters, low rate of fire and accuracy requirement. A design like that will always be held back by player input and mistakes, nobody can be perfect all the time and the cost of making a mistake is much higher than nearly every other weapon in its range bracket.The deco kit seems like it'd do a good job of covering for its vulnerable downtime. Can you explain what makes reeflux so overpowered, because I don't see it.
>>493364518I think this is an SR Bamboo situation, where shitters think a decently strong weapon is weaker than it is, and people leap to overcorrect and claim it to be INSANELY powerful.
GGs turf
>>493364939ggs i hope you liked my love taps
>>493364926sr bamboo is the shittest weapon in sr though
>>493352513you can theory craft all you want, but where are the results? japs are willing to grind to an insane degree so I don't think the weapon being hard to master is a sufficient explanation for its rarityas far as I know it only shows up in their turf war tournies
reeflux is just a squiffer that shits paint
>>493364939GGs also sorry for being awful... Still tired out from work.
so when are the sisters getting some gearbeen waiting 3 games
yeb sip.>>493365551better subs though. god i love curling bomb reeflux for the mobility. miss it on baboo and goob. fizzy just doesn't do it for me.
>>493365813bros just finished raiding the cum factory
>>493358298Which team is this hime choosing?
>>493352918i miss port. sadly it's in rotation starting right now in 2, but it's way too late.
>>493365938Present
>>493365813aw ty for the pic let's play more soon!
what's up with her recent smileswhat have they done to her
>>493366451she's aged past trying to look snarkyshe's just genuinely happy now
>>493366451Hope-taru
>>493365813what are they talking about?
>>493367082semen
>>493367082 activating cheats and win trading.
>>493364518>a shorter range weapon with a charge time that holds it back in close quartersit is 3.5 lines at full charge and longer with elevation, which is only 34 frames to charge (compare that to squiffer's 45). you can partial charge it less and less the closer you are. at splattershot's max range, it only takes 32 frames from the start of the charge to hitting with all 3 shots. at sploosh range you can kill in like 10 frames. it also has the lightweight speed bonus and can store charges, unlike the other bows. it's sort of like the h-3 but better because the aim only has to release right, not follow the enemy during the burst. if you can aim with it, they die fast and from pretty far.
>>493357825>used w,what
this is a matchup that definitely nobody other than me cares about but fighting bloblobbers as zimi is fucking annoying
>>493367907you are meant to take them out of the box and scan them for new pixels to appear on your bing bing wahoo machine, they're not just figurines fatanon
tastes like ink
>1058330/1160000
>>493368325i would use nfc tags as to not destroy their houses
people are still buying gear and making loadouts?
>>493368827nigga might as well download jpegs
>>493368920it's not like there's anything else to do that isn't grinding for impossibly high scale requirement salmon items or grinding for X rank (which most of us can't do successfully anyway)
>>493366451If you knew you were #1 of all idols in the world you'd be smiling too
>>493367082yeb sex
>>493366451she saw the callie orgy
>>493369065male
>>493368827Well these are abit dented... As well I had some of their packaging just flat out fucked with one seller with S2 octoling amiibo... One JP seller who just threw it in a flimsy bag packaging lol. Pic related.
>>493369149thats no way of treating a veemo
10 minutes until acht and octavio are revealed
>>493369000>grinding for X rank (which most of us can't do successfully anyway)wait so Im actually good?
>>493369684if you're capable of winning often enough for your x power to rise consistently instead of stagnating or toiling in the sub 2ks, yeahthe top ranks are decided by grinding more so than they are by pure ability because they changed the system such the game doesn't try that hard to match people with close x powers, since the player base isn't big enough to facilitate that
Maybe they'll announce third kits tonight, and reveal them over the course of the big run, in time for the grand fest. Can something nice happen for once
>>493369684not idea what the average is here but in JP land the X average is 1800, could be much lower in ttek. So relatively, being better than average is easy. But these are ancient and before the mandatory minimums so who the hell knows.That and actually playing is admirable, most people here burned out.
maybe they'll use the money we put into NSO to improve their service, increase the tick rate and fix the netcode.maybe they'll add more floors to SO.
>>493370841
>>493370841it's not like the higher tick rate is something that costs more money, they picked the low one on purpose
good night /ink/, i hope my night terrors at least involve (You) this time
>>493369237veemos are very tough she will be fine
>>493369237She's fine though inside the package and that's what really matters!>>493371252Exactly!
>>493370841>side orderlol, lmao even
>>493371137If I had to find a reason it's probably because the switch is portable and the wifi chip is notoriously ass.But they really shouldn't be planning for the 0.002% of people that play out of their dock and ethernet.
I want a cool veemo girlfriend from the underground and I can teach her about the beauty of the world on the surface and she can tell me about her time in the octo military.
>>493371681she's gay, sorry
>>493371681Also my yebby is a scientist and his tako girlfriend's name is skyla please draw me.
>>493371626>the 0.002% of people that play out of their dock and ethernet.it's the opposite
how do you even fuck up this badly?
>>493371826schizo
How would you rate tri-color as a mode?
>>493372309dumb fun/10but when the map sucks it's miserable
>>493372358splatoon 3 in a nutshell
>>493371903stop making 12 year olds cry
>>493371903do you feel good about yourself anon? winning 4v3 against children makes you feel powerful huh
>>493373097>>493373045children don't threestack tw with gold aeros
>>493364939kill yourself
teeheehttps://www.neka.cc/composer/13808
>>493372309single-handedly made splatfests much more tolerablethe three team dynamic is very fun and exclusive to it
>>493373410
>>493373410i love these
discord bad or good?
>>493352918Im not reading all that but sayWhy the fuck do we not have this colour combo anymore?In general why don't we have these nicer colours back in splatoon 3 anyways?Feels like everymatch is pink/green, purple/green, red/cyan, orange/blue, yellow/purple.Where's the pink/yellow or the green/blue or the cyan/yellow so on
>>493374252if you want friends then it's eventually going to lead to discord and you'll come to like itif you want to stay forever alone then just stay on the thread and you'll never get closer to the people you have fun playing with
>>493373410I have no one to teehee with...
I HATE AUTO BOMBSI HATE HOW CHEAP THEY ARE FOR NO REASON
>>493374879bro just move slightly?
>>493374894*throws another**throws another**uses chumps**throws another**throws another**throws another*
>>493374253those colors are ingame anon
>>493375091>autobomb circles and chases you>(if able) move to it to make it stop moving and detonate early>(option b) move awayAutobomb also takes like half of your ink tank so they really arent able to spam it that much
>>493373410I made one but then realized I had no ceph to put her with so I stopped
>>493375879what a lewd posesniff sniff sniff
We already know there's a big run, why is this new statement written like this is new information?
>>493376667they ran out of new news
>>493376667>7 locations
>>493376667this is for emphasising the number 7, which links back to a past events in the dead sea scrolls
>>493376667>I'll also prepare myself for that day.Mr.grizz is going to show up during boss waves and have a kaiju battle.Players will have to help by nailing down the king salmonids health with eggs.
>>493373410Cute
>>493376838retard
>>493377517shut the fuck up
>>493373410I wish I had a gf to take a photo with...
>>493377639you deserve loneliness
>>493377639same
Ok, everyone organize in pairs for this teehee, you better not be a whore and show up in multiple photos.
>>493377980the official /ink/ ships were already posted a couple threads ago
>>493378082they are not correct
you guys are gay as fuck
>>493378394we just wanna fish
>>493373410BXB
>>493378394Can't be helped, both male and female octolings are too sexy.
>>493377639you're not going anywhere with that attitude anon
>>493380545ugly ass pixel art
>>493377639Just b urself.
>>493380859oh i thought it was a plushie
I need a woomy wife
I need you to get more golden eggs
i need callie
>>493382076>>493381590would you truly love and support her or is she just a fantasy for you?
>>493382376callie!!!
12 hours remain
list me all good and bad inkers
i love rainy!!!
>>493382763good: youbad: me
>>493382460Hi anon
anyone wanna play some open?
>>493383130Sure
I played this game purely for the UOH factor
>>493383473Was in a game, just opened a lobby
>>493383085callie!!awawawawaw
>>493372309better than shifty stations but some of the maps need to be balanced better
>>493372309i like it when the maps are goodthe mahi-mahi one was my favourite
>>493385015
>>493384583You seem excited
My yeb and my weyyo who are squid sisters fans, wearing off the hook's gear and on Deep cut's team
>>493361719tentatek is impossible to climb because you'll never have enough playersgo takoroka
Gaijins should have never been able to get into takoroka
Woomy is now brokeShe now can no longer woomy because she can't afford the $350 fine
>>493388332Her favorite splatling was confiscated to make up for the balanceShe is nothing without her favorite splatling
>>493388332Woomy should have signed up for squid insurance.
>>493376667I actually think the NA version reads better as a company announcement, but for some stupid reason they left out "Mr. Grizz" saying he'd be getting involved. Didn't they also leave out any reference to the electromagnetic disturbance in a previous announcement, too?
Does agent one look familiar to anyone else?
>>493393278N-no?
>>493393278What's an agent one? It's not nice to take pictures of celebrities without their consent, nobody likes paparazzo.
>>493376667is mr grizz in space or not?he was sent there in the end of the story mode but ever since the nessie vs alien vs big foot splatfest I'm lead to believe he may have fallen back into earth since big man mentions him as if he was the big foot despite the fact he knew grizz was a bear and only seen him onceHe is either already on earth and is gonna help you or he is doing some crazy maths to fall back on earth exactly on that spot exactly on top of the salmon like a big fuzzy asteroid....>>493393013I like that part being kept actually cuz if anything does happen it will be a bigger surprise for the folk that only saw it in english
I swear to cod there's something more wrong with the matchmaking system than usual. I basically NEVER get coolers on my team, but as soon as I start using heavy edit I'm suddenly guaranteed to get at least one
It's younger sister day in Japan, apparently.
>>493397772They're cousins.
>>493397928Yeah well technically.
>>493397772aren’t callie and marie the same age?
>>493398854callie is still the older one
>>493398854Callie is about 50 days older. 5/05, 6/21. These are technically the VA's birthdays but they mostly fit aside from making Marie 16 for the first month of S1.
>>493393278>>493393431I saw a lookalike a while back. Reminded me of her.
Millions must overfish
>>493401535looks cute. anyone wanna translate it for me?
>>493399986>VA's birthdaysbro
>>493399986Pretty sure Splatune said that Marie was at least 17 in S1
Isn't it amazing game design how taking back the tower in overtime is literally impossible if the enemy team has tri-strike, booyah bomb, inkstorm, splashdown...
>>493402238TC has always been trash, breaking news.
>>493402130theyre the same age but callie is still olderits why she is agent 1 and marie is agent 2also i like to think thats why she is always picking on marie for her grey hair
>>493385015>you. me. coffee.if that wasn't a woomy i'd say that sounds a bit cringe
>>493402238Dont ever count on winning in overtime unless its the enemy team doing it then theyre able to for some reason
>>493403670>you. me. coffee.I read that in the inkantation melody ngl
so what food menus have you planned for the grand fest /ink/
Who would like to play open/turf?
neat
>>493404476I'd like to terf, haven't done so in a while
>>493404828Turf room is up.
waiting for my callie to be delivered
>>493401827Going to mangle this but something along the lines of:M: Captain was a fan of ABXY, right? Hotlantis, Have you been?3: I went!3: The person I saw only on stage, in front of me, talking to me, I felt so lucky.C&M: Captain?C&M: Sea o' Colors, too, weren't you a fan?3: Sea o' Colors are right in front of me!!3: I love them...C: Right?M: Right?
>>493404449What? I won't be eating, sleeping or going to the bathroom at all during the 72 hours of splatfest, anon.
>>493406350huhwhat else is there to do
>>493404449Sour patch kidsgobstopperscircus peanutspeanut m&mstwixkitkats
Two years later and I still don't have the Squid Sisters title. I don't want to just be a Callie Fan.
*chu*
>>493406980>circus peanuts
>Not enough players!>Not enough players!>Not enough players!
>>493407492sister proshippers in my general... no...
squid brothers
squid sissies
>>493407664There must be some better circus peanuts out there because all the ones I've seen are hard as a brick.
squid sussies
holy shit 0.1%
>45.5-45.4
imaginary woomy
Please join X. I've been queuing for 30 minutes and have only gotten one match.
>>493404543thank you for the reminder anon
Your shirt arrived.
>>493404449eating sucks. i will be playing all the time
>>493408709Everyone got demoted to S sorryTry again in one week
>>493408243Even the "good" ones are still just weird-tasting marshmallows. You may as well be eating orange-painted packing peanuts.
>>493408709nobody plays X at the start of seasons, they usually wait until the last couple weeks
>>493404449Solyanka and wine.
dumb choco woomer can't read the room
>>493411182stop fisting everyone you encounter
>>493411593no
We can play one more and go for one king in SR.
>>493411740*blocks permanently*
So is he gonna come down and kill us all or..?
fuck off
>>493411182wearing the cosby sweater should be a bannable offense
well /ink/, are your cephs ready to indulge their natural urge to commit war crimes tonight?
GGs turf comrades! Can go for SR if anyone wants to.
>>493411842goodget dabbed on
>>493412631GGs TW.
GGs turfers!
>>493412631ggs!
One game every thirty minutes is not fun.
>>493412660two fugly faggots
>>493408709tentatek league problems
>teammates play so good and end the game early that it makes my stats look bad
>>493379406why is it white
Since the big run is happening at the grand fest venue (where the idols will already peform for you in battle) Yknow what would be cool?>Callie, Pearl, Marie and Marina in the background out of the reach of the player but visible>using grizzco variants of their mains>in a looping animation of them attacking salmonidsYou can't really see them attacking them and it doesnt count towards your score but it implies thatBut then Frye Shiver and Big Man could pull a Princess Dearies and when the battle calls for it they send one player in your team their own specials>Frye gives you a frye of eels that work sorta like mega burst bombs>Shiver sends you Master Mega and it works basically like a lesser ranged reef slider>Big Man gives you some of his shadowmantas that are basically like the giant curling bombsAll are supposed to be a hail-mary-type of weaponryDoubt this will happen but just saying... would be hyper cool.
Weird, it was on page 10 but went back to to 9? Seems some threads got pruned.New>>493415695>>493415695>>493415695
>>493415989i humbly ask for a goblin op within the next 365 days
>>493415989Great now I'll have to repost that thing like a retard :(
wimy in teh shade
Weyyo
>>493331127y did they murder pearl like that
>>493412403When will we get a chance to commit false flags and blame them on salmons?
