The fuck is this art style edition>News30.2.3 Patch Notes: https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/hearthstone/t/3023-patch-notes/134666 Check in to the In-Game Shop for Free Gifts!: https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24116733/check-in-to-the-in-game-shop-for-free-giftsDefinition of Cement: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/cementedDeclaration of Cement: https://x.com/Frodan/status/1230169123532894210>Decklistshttps://hsreplay.net/meta/ – deck tier lists (bronze to gold)https://vicioussyndicate.com/ – meta reporthttps://hsguru.com/ – previously d0nkey - streamer deckshttps://hearthstone-decks.net/ - decks for all modes (wild, twist, etc)https://outof.cards/ – decks, patch notes, news (includes other card games)https://hearthstonetopdecks.com/ – decks & newshttps://beerbrick.com/ - deck lists from Twitter (Japanese)https://metastats.net/ – meta decks and statshttps://tempostorm.com/hearthstone/meta-snapshot – meta reporthttps://hearthpwn.com/ – decks, news, patch noteshttps://hsbgguide.com/ - Battlegrounds>Deck trackers & statisticshttps://hsreplay.net/downloads – deck trackerhttps://go.overwolf.com/firestone-app/ - deck trackerhttps://heartharena.com/ – arena helperhttps://github.com/supertriodo/Arena-Tracker - arena helper>Misc.https://playhearthstone.com/ – official websitehttps://hearthstone.wiki.gg – wikihttps://battlefy.com/browse/hearthstone – tournamentshttps://hearthcards.net/ – custom card maker>helpful linkshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1MmLTCm7vdg5icVF4dAQhHf8sO_AZvE4gwO8NuQE8oxQ J_Alex' course on shadow puppetshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/18pIaTLcGhaWf7kHKeItJckbCBT9fMjuzLxMKluCpxVs (/hsg/'s shitty word doc[feel free to edit])https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_2ztdp5x80Previous cooked edition >>492698898
Cemented
First for non rigging Algo... who the fuck plays handlock in 2024 with no new cardscaptcha GOAT X
Cutlass rogues need to die
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>>493332058it's crazy to me that they find random people from Uzbekistan to make this crap
>>493332058Same energy
>>493332058>AI slop will never be goo-
>>493330657the man knows what he likes, let him cook
>>493332058Kinda funny the signature artwork gives her lush black latina hair.
>>493332058Still an ugly rat.
>>493332058She looks like she fucks human men
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAmy god, and people actually though the miniset would save rogue
>>493335937Cutlass rogue on top
>>493335937wait untill you encounter cutlass rogie with 20 attack weapon who gaslight into 1 cost cards and draw whole discount deck
>>493336107cutless won't run a 4 mana do nothing or a 4 mana give your weapon 2 attack and, just for the sake of argument, if they did and the deck became viable it would immediately get shut down by people throwing a viper in their deck
>>493335937Rogue and other rng based classes always get fucked by aggro, in wild at least they do
>>493336282>4 manaanon.....
>>493336480yes 4 mana, you're not wasting your scoundrel or prep on these worthless cards when you've got actual good targets to use them with instead
>>493335937Could be worseYou could be Hunter.
>>493329342ai generated
>>493336728you get more for 1 mana cards from other classes... its worth spend extra (if you have luck and gaslighter in hand)
>>493335937the 4 mana +2/+2 to weapon is going to mindbreak a good chunk of posters itt
>>493337386>hisses in your path
>>493337386I dunno. It looks basically unplayable.
>scoundrel>suddenly your 4 mana 2/2 is 1 mana 4/4
>>493339024Whomst even runs viper these days? Maybe in a ETC but not hard running it to counter a class that will probably barely see play.
>>4933392464/1, you mean. You only get one swing because the weapons getting viper'd as soon as you pass turn.
No cutlass rogue is going to run a card that adds durability. Their durability comes from playing other class cards.
>>493339886>all running 1 viper>you have 2 cutlass in deck (maybe more vs dk)
>>493339978Viper isn't legendary. You can run two in a deck.
>>493339924maybe you won't have to depend on a bunch of random class cards and can still run a life steal weapon without being run down by aggro idk
>>493339924thats why rogue is hard to play even if u have valeera and all the OP rogue cards
>>493340334It is a 4 mana +2/+2. If it was cheaper, sure. But at 4 mana? You are overpaying when you can get +1 durability playing other class cards.
Now why the hell did they give Hunter a stand alone reveal in the middle of the night if it’s not a legendary tourist? What did Hunter do to deserve this suffering?
>>493341637Should be a 3 mana card so it could work with Sonya and prep
>>493332058For me, the issue is the hair.Maybe make it more shaggy and messy, with a cute witch's hat on top.
>>493335937Atleast Robocaller is adorable.
Nice blow up retard....anyway let me finish you with your tools
>>493343935works with the pirate that reduces by 3
>>493332058why is its mouth and face so blurryit looks like 2 seperate pieces of art that were mashed together at the last second
>>493344307the concept art the artist posted amplifies that
>my yogg cast draw 7>opponent yogg cast 15 armorEasiest rig in HS Still win because second copy casted wheel of death for him and im finish him on last turn with king crush ( sponsored by marin treasures) clown world
>>493345017That is significantly worse than if it worked with prep.
>only some classes get a new touristthis aggravates me
>>493335937I won't reinstall, but I will say Robocaller is sexy.
at what rank does control warrior become playable? d5? theres nothing but counter matchups in gold
>>493347123Mage should have had rogue tourist to begin with thoughover A board buffing mage with no access to any real big paladin spells while simultaneously pushing big mage what the FUCK is this team doing
>>493353719Would a 4mana +8/+8 see play in hunter I wonder.
>>493351129The higher you go the more optimised the decks become.
>>493351129Huh why would it become more viable. You're going to lose to fatigue meme priests in gold and then to turn 6 OTKs in Legend. Same shit really. It's lot like you're every going to verse someone you can out resource with your control tools then finish with your high cost cards. That hearthstone doesn't exist anymore.
>>493356472I just now did it with a diaper dazzler deck
>>493356954Did you control someone with your 4mana 15 damage and your endless 2mana deal 3.
Retuning player here, came back via phone because of insomnia, which of these are good to keep?
>>493365692the priest deck is similar to a meta deck right now, zarimi priest, and is overall the best of the 6paladin deck sucks but has some decent cards if you want to craft and play handbuff paladin like a degeneratethe rest are awful
>>493367064>the rest are awfulI enjoyed the simplicity of the death knight deck, it's pretty fun
>>493368420handbuff DK isn't the worst thing in existence, but this is a weird shitty attrition-oriented version of it
>>493332058>>493345171>ugh, I can't get the face right, I'll just use AI>female Warcraft worgen face, furry, looking at viewer, smiling, masterpiece, ultra-detailed>... what the fuck is that?>whatever, uh... I'll fix the eyes and the hair, blur it a bit and uuuuh good enough
>>493335937>4 mana +2/+2 to weaponAm I missing something or this is absolute garbage? Warrior had +1/+1 for 1 mana.
>>493371171It is.
let's say i wanna sped $50 on this game as a returning player - is it worth it? Will I have at least one semi-fine deck? Is this game even worth it in general?
>>493372528Go buy another game. Balatro is fun.
>>493372528you get a free deck if you haven't played in a long time
>>493372528>Will I have at least one semi-fine deck?you'll get that without paying anything>Is this game even worth it in general?depends on if you like the meta, it's currently decently diverse class-wise but also very aggressive
Why you all forgot about last hunter card that will surely save us?
>>493353719OOOH, BANANA!
reynad
>>493378390fried his brain on psychedelics. thinks the rapture is coming, yearns to communicate telepathically. possibly a heroin addict
>>493378745tragic ending to a once blissful career
sorry.
bazaar bros how we holding up
>>493380727
>Get Brann + Murloc>Don't roll a single primal fin the ENTIRE gameHoly fuck. Still ended 2nd cause Murlocs are broken but what the fuck.
>>493332058There's just zero quality assurance...I really want to bone wolf girls but this is just embarassing
Axel#24650
>>493378745he's just christian and family-pilledrest of that post is a large amount of fanfic
>Action. Packtion. Packed. Perfection.Perfection.
>>493388336claimed
>try to pop off with this>suddenly doomsayer and destroy any board i was attempting to buildnot even the first time its happened
>>493371171YOU FORGOT SOMETHING - manacheat lifesteal shadowstep
>>493355876most likely 5 or 6 you need space for cardsand excess bananas dont matter because removals
Turns out kurtrus hero in a cutlass rogue is preeeeeetty good.
>>493332058>>493329342fat fuck zeddy gave this card 5 (FIVE) stars
>chess general moved 200 posts today>this general moved 5 posts todayso sad
>>493405745>chess generalhow many of those posts consisted of sucking each other over and inflating egos?
>>493405745Chess general is just a circlejerkWe actually talk about the game
I hate Yogg so much bros.
>>493404626I miss KrippI miss TrumpI miss KalentoBut most of all I miss Reynad.
>>493406760these people arent your friendsthey never were
>>493407102Neither is Jackie Chan but I still love his movies.What's your point?
>>493406760Bro It's actually insane how much I miss being part of a scene that was alive.
>>493406760>we are left with fat fuck zeddy and random ESL who makes a grift charging to tell you what cards to play over discordvery grim
>>493407307yeye I've heard this one before. I've never see anyone shedding a tear for jackie chan
>>493408040Jackie is alive and well.
>>493407413he was never part of itit was all in his head
>>493409670oh I like that weapon glad the priest tourist self damage is getting more support
>>493408721Why are you so bitter and sad?
>>493409670two cards are SUS
>>493409670>more overstatted rush minions with bullshit deathrattles
>>493410563no one plays big or control dh.... they throw bone cant wait to see how aggroliters start abusing that card(s_)
>>493410232why are you so homosexual?
>>493410215usually dh have deathrattle draw weapon that deal way more fatique damage so new weapon not good
>>493411215You first.
https://hsreplay.net/replay/hQpQNs2HjZsJJJ8xT3NACz>>493409670none of these cards fit into highlander. damn you team 5
Can I get away with playing pirate shaman without the titan until I have the dust for it?
>>493412265you can play whatever you want, you are gods most beautiful creature. don't let anyone else ever tell you otherwise.
>>493408040Please tell me this is fake.
>>493412581I don't know if its fake but this one happened 100%
>Druids get the most insane drawsThis meta is so fucking stupid
>>493412507I'm gonna do it then. Al’Akir welcome to the crew
>>493413208congratulations on the transition
>>493412265Pirate shaman runs the titan?
>>493405745no one cares about chess other than gooning to alex and the jungle asian chick
>>493372528you gotta just play and pull cards from packs.you can paypig the new miniset for some legendaries or something if you want or a classic set I think but like, you don't have to at all. if you don't wanna have to worry about legendaries as much I'd say standard has less of that.
bring steamcleaner back already holy shit
>>493415564you mustve dyslexia'd the numbers here
>>493424075>it's trash
>>493424279kek they pushing aggro priest ? TWO MANA 4/4 ???? with upside
>>493424279>not a piratelame
>>493425195>not demonhttps://wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Eredar
>>493424458unless you play it with pic rel for some shitty ass 7 mana combo its 2 mana discard a card
this one seems a bit less shit than the others
>>493425653>its 2 mana discard a cardit's actually worse than that, it's 2 mana skip your next draw if you have anything in handlosing a draw can be worse than discarding a card because sometimes you draw into something as good or better than what you discarded
>>4934256955 mana 8/6
>priest isn't allowed to be good because little timmy finds it unfun when the enemy can restore health to keep minions and himself alive>but 80 health 20 armor DK that drags the game to turn 30 is okay
>>493427580dont forget dk has access to a 2 mana 4/4 with no downside
For 5 mana you can play envoy to get rid of an expensive brick and then play overplanner to shuffle it out of your top deck. Will Reno priest still be an awful deck? Absolutely. That said, Im still gonna try it out there.
>>493427580Priest is still good but there sure are a lot of *delete the board while ignoring deathrattle* cards these days
>>493425878unless your highest mana cost is 3
>>493424279neat card
>>493427580There are absolutely no "little timmies" playing hearthstone in this day and age.
I know a mini set won’t be enough to address its issues but I miss when dragon priest actually had a variety of things to play to make the archetype fun to play even after a good while. Dragon Druid seems to have the right idea but still not quite right either. I guess because of Zarimi they just can’t risk handing priest more dragons but even so, whatever happened to making none dragon cards that cared about dragons? Are we too far gone with modern HS that we can’t have cleric of the scales type cards?
Card design is extremely political. The are two groups in the HS-community. Blizzards target audience and everybody else. The target audience is served. Others are just wallpaper.There are 3 winconditions discernable regardless of expansions: a. Burn, burn,burn. b. spam-buff-go face and c. OTK. It is euphemistically called faced paced. Those wincons serve the target audience. If that crowd gets mad they nerve. All others may suffer.. and those start complaining here.Ever wonder why a class like Priest never consistently is and was a Tier one? Yes dragon Priest is well known. Because Priest is not an target audience class. Imagine Priest to be consistently oppressive as Paladin, Mage, Hunter, Rogue.....all hell would break loose.The problem of Hearthstone is the problem of its developers. The non-target audience community are the second class citizens in the Hearthstone realm. And they feel it. It raises much contempt and complain. The lack of balance, the lack of wincon diversity, too steep RPS are all condusive to a mindless aggressive gameplay of the target audience.
>>493432018Little Timmy might be in his 30s now but he never grew out of his entitled manchild attitude. If Timmy cannot have fun, nobody else should.
>>493433790Least unhinged controddler
>>493432892I came back from a several year hiatus in july and it hurts me so much to see what they did to my favorite class. All the cool priest cards are no longer standard and the stuff just doesn't make me excited to play the class. I ended up playing dragon druid but like you said it is missing that something. It's just a bunch of solid cards that also happen to be dragon. I want something like Duskbreaker or our favorite secret agent
>>493433790Your justifications could be said of Druid, that its some lame niche non-target audience class or whatever. Except it doesn't apply to druids because they still dominate
>>493441835No Druid has ever fucked me in the ass. Except that one time in Wild.
i just installed the game why does it crash on startup
>>493442214Did you only start playing after the innervate nerf
>>493443039Stop living in the past, old man.
>>493443001its trying to save you from yourself
>>493444367Step into the noose
>>493443001I think this game needs a stronger computer than you would believe. My menus are very laggy and the game tends to crash. I'm gonna see if I can upgrade my CPU and GPU for it I only have a 3600x and 2080TI it's getting old this hardware
Oh, you're playing a slow lategame deck basically built on wasting my time? Cool, I'll just wait until the very last millisecond of the rope each and every turn to waste your time too, since that's what you want. Enjoy your 30 minute game you fucking retard. Are you having fun?
>>493449079Yeah. And I'll be sure to send you a friend request after I win.
>bro I just distilled 2 kg of fentanyl and coke in a bathtub like a bathbomb and drank all the water, you know what's a good idea? how about a cards that increases your max hp by 10, and increases your deck size by 10?? yeah we felt like games should either be 10 seconds or 10 hours long
>>493445697>Gems of war decade old jpeg gacha deckbuilder>Run smooth on any platform>have power saving mode>made on Unity>1gb storage 400mb RAM>NU Hearthstone jpeg gacha deckbuilder(lol no)>LAGS on Laptop LAGS on desctop WONT run on old mobile>10gb 2gb RAM>Unity engineReally makes me think about nu HS devs....
>>493449656I have yet to have anyone regarding of rng add me after a game desu, except for 1 guy who was confused about some mechanic. People used to add me all the time after games and talk shit back in the day.
>>493449079I don't look at the screen when it's not my turn; you can do whatever you like.
>>493424075I remember back when jailer making all your minions immune meant pic related was an absolute menace for the opponent in standard, dunno if you'd still run him with new priest card for a extra board clear combo though
The cards these days have some insane value compared to when i remember. Chillwind Yeti 4 mana 4/5 used to be a really decent card with high winrate when picked in arena. These days are pretty crazy
im gonna try to get to plat tonight in wildim at gold 5 currently
>>493449079that's a somewhat viable method to concede-bait. doesn't the rope just go fast if you do this?
>>493449664THANKS FOR REVERTING THE NERF SO WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT FOR THE REST OF OUR SHITTY LIVES IN WILD CORA
>>493449906i would add people and talk shit but i value my account too much at this point
>>493449664I just pulled Guff but I haven't gotten a good deck for him yet
>last place because shit rolls on trinkets and minions>-80>have to place 3rd 3 games in a row to get back my rankcoollove the new trinker system
>>493456198start streaming to get blizzard favour
>pick tess>pick automaton>4 players mech>never met themHoly rigged....
Are mechs the meta in battlegrounds right now?Came back to the game recently and they seem very centralizing so far.
>>493459818lobby rotating each game.... anon....
>>493456198>i lost>GAME FAULT NOT MINE>NOOO IGNORE THE PEOPLE WHO CAN CONSISTENTLY WIN THEY'RE CHEATING
never mind...all mech self discovered
>>493460082it's all luck, sorry you deluded yourself into thinking you had any semblance of skill
>>493460828>luck>that reddit video with quickdraw otksure buddy
>>493425695This is not a priest card.This is a demon hunter card they printed to enable the DH tourist.
>>493459818Murlocs and Mechs are the 2 strongest tribes because of how good buffing the tavern is. Then Demon and Quillboar. Beast has one OP comp but everything else is meh unless you luck into slammer. The worst comps are pirate and dragon. Everything else is in between
>>493463751>MurlocsI feel like demons are way stronger than murlocs in every regard.
>>493464021Demons almost always lose to murloc as demons counter is poisonous. I feel Murlocs are stronger but according to Jeef who is 15k. They are equal.https://hsbgguide.com/comps/
>>493453380Well what were they supposed to do, just keep reprinting yeti and boulder fist ogre? no but you're right, the power level is through the roof which was something that was supposed to be addressed in a new standard rotation and a clean slate but they keep making more and more cards that are extreme outliers amongst a reasonably balanced gameimo discover keyword is much more unhealthy for the game and needs reigned in and some limits put on them
>>493424279>>493425695Aggro priest bros.........We won
hate this nigger so much unbelievable
>>493463539Yes that's kinda the flavor of the expansion if you didn't notice.
>>493460828if it's "all luck" why are there people who win consistently retardyou're just shit and coping hard
>decided change my priest to reno>first game reno rogue>burn my reno via generated mukla>generate druid egg from assYou won CHATSKYNETGPT
been a while since I've seen t4 helya into t5 corpse bride + 8/8, not long enough though
Bring him back
>>493470779i just died to mech rogue on d2..... wtf....
>>493467507Are you one of them? No? Then it's all luck.
>>493476478nice cope sweaty, still shit though
>>493467507>people who win consistentlyyou need to define what this actually means for it to have any validityas a vague statement it is meaningless. does getting to legend consistently qualify as "winning consistently"? if so, that can be done with low skilldoes it mean "they avoid ever going on losing streaks"? if so, that is not truei could go on but point being, a large % of outcomes in this game are determined by luck and if you think skill plays a major role you are delusional. skill is a factor but it is a minor onenta btw
>>493477653>legendread the fucking reply chain before you start bitching at me you goddamn mouthbreather
>play morgaine in arena>rogue somehow generate 50+ heals>generate 10 taunts>cant finish him>losefucking discover clown fiesta i wish they ban all discovers in arena ( or at least from other classes)
I think everyone wants consistent decks especially when farming, so you try to work the cards in ur favor as much as u can. you see two archetypes the 30 card rush combo deckor 40 card long battle deck
>I CAN'T WIN
what decks are you guys using?
>>493484783Pirate DH. Either I win by turn 4-5 or I load up the next game. Most effortless grind
>>493484901found fucker who ruin my cutlass rogue and burgle paladin games... now i know your IP adress
>>493484901post your deck?I might try pirate rogue again
>>493486237I auto concede against all rogues because I hate playing the class so it's not me for sure
HE'S BACK
>>493484783Am using the returning player deck to grind out my last couple of ranked wins to golden paladin. Really annoyed i can't edit the trial decks or much neededly remove deputy aura from it. Deputy aura is literally a dead draw for that deck every single time but otherwise the rest of it works fine. Usually know by turn 4 or 5 if i win orherwise i just out and requeue
>>493490089beached whale bros we finally got our combo all we need is 12 mana
>>493490426ah yes 12 mana only druid can make it..... oh wait....
>>493490537and then it summons more with hydration stationthe moby dickening is upon us
>>493329342LOLWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BITCH?LMAOOOO
>>493329342>naxx in the backgroundwas it supposed to be a deathknight tourist card at some point and they just didnät bother to change the artwork at all?
>>493492845why would a death knight go on vacation in naxxthat's like a dwarf going on vacation in ironforge
>>493493548actually death knight starting area is Archeushttps://www.wowhead.com/wotlk/guide/death-knight-starting-zone-quest-walkthroughhttps://wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Acherus:_The_Ebon_Holdits not in Northrend so this is plausible and this may not be Naxx there is many Ziggurats in wow
>>493494014anon... the death knight hero is the lich kingnot happy hippie horde / alliance death knights
>>493494078still naxx dont have connections to Lich King directly he just moved it to Northrend Kel'Thuzad main dude here Lich King main citadel is Ice Crown
>>493494484>naxx dont have connections to Lich King
>>493494675Yes... they need filler raid for WOTLK and they pulled Naxx from Classic lirerally copy but with casual mechanics Im Talking about naxx dungeon not characters like KT
>>493495170please stop acting like you know anything about loreand learn to speak english
what decks u guys using?
>>493484783reno dh/warrior/priest, earthen, cutlass, mech warrior, big demon warlocksoon amalgam rogue if the new give lifesteal card is worth a shit
>>493490089this card goes great with uhhh... mmh... *walks away*
>>493490089>turns (plural)huh?
>>493490089>>493514656probably means it keeps summoning it every turn so long as its still alive
>>493514923So just once then
>>493490089Why do they keep doing this shit?>make le epic reference to a meta-defining card from back when this game was actually good (ie. back when minions weren't glorified spells with stats attached)>insist on giving the reprint the same stats and cost as the original>add some bullshit condition that completely ruins the point of the likely already underpowered card to destroy its chances of ever seeing playWhy? What's the point of making these cards if you know for a fact they're going to be bad? Cubelock was a deck from 2017, how could they possibly be afraid of a card's power level from 7 years ago in the today's meta? They already made a 3 mana pseudo-Cube last year with Ravenous Kraken that still sees no play because it has nothing to synergize with.
i miss duels bros....
Wow...
>>493477806>ddiq makes a ddiq argument>ddiq gets called out for her bad argument>ddiq has a bpd meltdown and screams about how other person is less intelligent than herclassic
>>493520251>doesn't like it when someone else does some retard tier mana cheat and concedes bullshit
>>493332058we can't even get cute art in this game anymore...
predictions?
>>493531603Some broken bullshit.
>>493531603even more ways to ramp
>>493531603It's time for the 1 mana ramp.
It keeps happening.
>>493527391we literally just got one of the cutest pieces of art in the game that is also very high quality and fits the original hearthstone aesthetic
>>493535798you wouldn't fuck a telephone right guys? haha
>>493535798Do people even know what a rotary phone is
>>493535798built for aural
>>493520251>play ramp>loseAck this rope burning again... nigga should play BGHs instead of trogg doomkin and extra swipe
>>493535798>fits the original hearthstone aestheticno it doesn't. it actually perfectly encapsulates how hearthstone takes things that are somewhat relevant to wow lore and adding a bunch of extra bullshit to it that no one asked for. goblin and gnome engineers never made uwu qtpie sex doll telephones. someone on the hs dev team decided "well, they made machines, and our hiki fanbase would probably like a sex doll waifu, so let's just add it to the lore"
>>493535798> 8 holesimagine gangbangs....
>>493535798okay i take it back that's really cute
>>493536961good one
But Zeddy says there’s no other card game that looks better than Heartshtone! You saying Zeddy is wrong??!?! :^O
>fat fuck zeddy will die in your lifetime I'm so fucking happy bros
>>493539696Strip durak with russia prostiture 16yo teens
kino
>>493541526Elements guide you friend
>why aren't you guys playing locations? hello??
>>493543452>>493543654>>493543898Too Slow.
>>493543452>>493543654These would have been bad 8 years ago, is this the worst expansion ever? The power level is retardedly low
>>493543898Horizon's Edge is the only good one currently. You wouldn't even cut a card for this anyways.
>>493543452I am gonna have nightmares about these animal artworks
>>493536052If she’d have me
>>493544081too slow for aggro-litestone? you don't say
>>493544313you fail to see that it's intended to use with ryecleaver for le epic board flood
>>493544336its for priest one (puppet for 2 also early game )
>>493544602I see puppet so little I forgot about it for a moment. Better for that at least.
>>493544602>>493544793priest also runs the 1 mana location so its not that good
>>493543898give it reborn or a tribe tag and it will see play. no one is running this shit
This might be the worst miniset and that’s saying something when audiopocalyse and Booms workshop exist.
>>493544897you play 1 mana loc on t1 then Peon trade it and you have 2 mana puppet good for doomkin/boomboss niggs Also 5/5 that copy location better nowAnyway that info is useless because your dead on turn 5
>>493545264location rogue maybe ? they love scam giants and this is good 2 drop before big turn
>>493547325>just play the 1 mana location beforehandmy god anon! youre a genius!
>>493543452>>493543654taunt warrior bros...
I SAVED UP 6000 GOLD NOW I LOG UNTO GAME AND EVERYTHING IS GONE WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKK WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT WHAT THE FUCKKKKK
>>493551957I backtraced your IP and stole it all
>>493551957I'm placed in some shit called "apprentecishep" all of a sudden and lost all my cards and gold Do I get it back after I complete this ? Why am I placed in this bullshit I am not a new player what the fuck is this shit why is it only happening to me
>>493555016are you sure you didnt switch regions? go check
paladin cardshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWZcICzjlRI
>>493557296ultimate infestation: woke edition
>>493557296I think im gonna use my 2k gold on packs instead and gamble for actual cards
Is there a way to earn gold outside of the daily quest? I'm not even halfway to the 2K I need for miniset I won't make it in time
>>493558364yeah but you're too stupid to set it up so I wont even try explaining it to you
>>493558571I've been playing for like 3 weeks give me a chance please
>>493555275Yeah they put me in a diff region idk why
don't worry bro, just whitemane this board, i'm sure it'll help you counter it! :)
>>493558889https://docs.google.com/document/d/18pIaTLcGhaWf7kHKeItJckbCBT9fMjuzLxMKluCpxVshttps://pastebin.com/GCRkf0eD>download LDPlayer & thonny>install hs on ldplayer>record macro>run macro through the python script>run your newly generated macro in ldplayer>get ~80g a day doing nothingthe doc was written by an imbecile so some parts don't add up
AGGRO and useless shit.... paladin just new hunter
BGGods you were right all along. I cant believe i wasted so many years believing that stanturd could get better. I kneel to you and declare you victorious as a former standardchud!
>>493551957Should have preordered the mini set
>>4935572964 mana>restore 4 health>summon 3 silver hand recruits >draw 2HOLY fucking kino imagine discovering this
>>493559663I'm reporting this to Blizzard
>>493484783forgot to tell u guys what I playwild onlylately been playing fatigue druid(finally pulled guff), big priest (rush deck), grimestreet/dragon paladin, thief rogue, boar priest, demon lockI basically only use weird gimmick decks and I'd probably win a lot more if I just had a bunch of minions and board clear spells
>>49355966380 gold per day?! omg give me the malware NOW!!
>>493569619>no holy tagSad. Stop doing this blizzard.
>>493572894MarkMcKz, is that you?
im coming back tp the game wtf are those wooden doors on the board
>>493575693Slap it down, "activate" it for the effect and it stays closed until the turn after next. Some of them can open earlier if you satisfy their conditions.
>>493575693cora's creation and they're here to STAY!
I swear there used to be a heartstone card with a female voice saying "you are not HIM" but I can't fucking find it
>>493490089>>493516976its better than old cube in a few scenarios, ie you dont have the mana to trigger its deathrattle. Void caller on 4, kill it on 5, summon a big demon, cube it and get a copy and potentially summon more. big highroll stats. I like the potential, and if nothing else i get to run 4 cubes in my big warlock wild deck which is always fun
>>493578559Locations are honestly some of the LEAST offensive newer shit in the game
>>493584321Wow... free spells
>>493583949its still shit that you can't interact with outside of one horrible tech card
>>493585595they could make locations take 1 damage at a time (-1 charge per hit), or give them a large health pool
Holy cancer. Do these faggots unironically enjoy playing the slot machine every turn?
>>493588125Just play around it bro
>>493588125You know...this is unironically one of blizzards legitimate deck "types" for mage. It's why the class fucking sucks.
420 praise the Light.
>>493594798Why I've been conceding T1 to mage for years now. Rather lose and win two more games than play this bullshit. At least now they have Elemental which plays normally but if I see they're not playing it I load up the next game
>>493595765yeah yeah we know highroll poster.... post some creative like epic fails
I learned big neptulon priest from a chinese player, it's now one of my top decks. I talked to him in chinese thru google translate
>>493605723>actual talk动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
>heal to full>have big board>still dies tnx to double pupil crecendoThey nerf it right ? right ????
>>493604257I never fail. Except one time earlier today where I missed legal and lost.
>>493543452furries really replaced all the straight men on the team, huh
>>493543898are these out yet?
>>493610269no, 2 more days
CORA HELP FFS
>miniset this week and people are too busy theorycrafting to posthaha we are literally thriving
>>493631116i dunno anon. we didn't have the early release for streamers to theorycraft for us :\
>>493631116>the miniset is going to ruin the first genuinely fun meta we've had in years
>>493631116i just want to win
>no dr boom skin>no grommash skin>no antonidas skin>no velen skin>no cenarius skin >no tirion skin>no al’akir skinthank god we got avocado toast anduin though