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>>493335464fridge susie detected
First for fat cat wife
>>493335830[loud buzzer sound]
mettatub
>>493335978She's still first in my heart.
Fuck off catshit.
Nth for homosexuality
>>493336262just like her waistline HEYOO
>>493336262>wefine, so it's the same discord of retardsat least it's an improvement
>>493336398AYOOOOOOO!
>>493336262I wanna sniff her buttcrack and I don't want her to shower first
>>493336201honestly i actually find catty hot so it's about metrically 8 million times better than anything involving noelle
>>493336440>inb4 "WOWWW GUESS WE'RE TERRIBLE FOR POSTING ADULT WOMEN INSTEAD OF SHOTA GOATS" even though nobody was talking about goats
Please master.I've been a good boy.please master, praise... plz
>>493336654>>inb4 "wowowowowo very telly that you brought them up out of nowhere for no reason" even though this is an actual argument they used like yesterday
>>493336629>Queen queeningBased.>no typing quirkWRONG
>>493336654>>493336440>>493336915calm down brother.it's not that deep.
>>493336654hey i SAID it was an improvement
it appears the cat has stricken a nerve
>>493338020really not making a good case for yourself here dude
>>493338115alright alright, i'll cool it with cat posting for a bit, sorry.
Is there a character that doesn’t set off the shitpost cabal
>>493338257Asriel of course
>>493338257no, i guess there's gotta be a limited number of times you can post a character per thread so you don't anger people
>Holy shit, she will g-*pops YOUR head like a wet balloon*
Note to self: avoid braces in character designs since the cum-slushing gigapedos always like those
>>493338257I didn't even mean to piss them off. I've only posted those 2 pictures of catty today at the beginning of the thread and I only posted the second because I missed the first post.
>>493338740You have made the correct choice.
Toby is a shitty programmer. My PC literally bluescreen'd twice by UT and DR.
>>493338257Nubert
>>493336857Worthless whore
I love the smell of (consenting) peoples' sweat!
>>493338953master plz
I LOVE THE [[Little Trees Car-Freshner™]] OF [Hochi Mama!]
>>493337287>what remains of my LIFE>as I ETERNALLY circle my TRACKS!?!?!?!??!aren't these contradictory?
>>493338257Papyrus
>>493338257literally all you have to do is not post the same character in a giant block of 20+ posts in a row and brag about how you're doing it in a coordinated fashion
How was your day!?huh!? huh!?!
>>493339543BOMB IN THE CAKE
>>493339572but enough about the community pillars
>>493339896Mettatonpilled moveActually no he'd have the cake itself be a bomb
>>493339543give him the cake (the bomb is being used as a candle)
>>493339620>>493340159off-topic / I still don't understand why you are here
>>493339572I've never done that.I just post fave when I see other people posting fave. I'm not doing some gay discord raid or anything.
>>493340245>off-topic / I still don't understand why you are hereWELELELELELE FURRY CHATROOM b-b-but pls don’t /trash/ us janny i only pornpost ironically h-haha
>>493340382
>>493339896>>493340041
>>493340382furry chatroom is only appealing to them if they have multiple people who want them to stop using it as a furry chatroom the whole timei've made similar observations before but the threadshitters seriously feel like their real fetish is "making people annoyed" above any of the kinks they actually post/trash/ is built to be a gay furry chatroom so there'd be no pushback and therefore their autoannoyanceophilia doesn't get satisfied
*flaps arms around* rawr!! X_x
>>493340510he'll live
>>493340510this is fake right
SOMEDAY I'LL GUARD THE ROYAL CHILDWHEN I CATCH THIS SANSCAN IT BE THAT JUNIOR JUMBLE?
>>493341196>he doesn't have a Deathcake save file
>>493340510at lans, Sans (Spamton After Not Surmising [that there was a bomb in the cake])
Silence ending status?
>>493341454>>493340510posted it
I was ignored... even though im so cute...kuso...
good night hummybros
the crazies bring me joy
>>493341654>*kidnaps to hold for ransom*
>>493342879Nuuuuu
>>493343565If you ever want to see this goat again, send me Deltarune Chapters 3 and 4.No funny business. No heroes, or else the boy gets it.
>>493338257I think the humans are mostly fair game nowadays?
>>493338257Trick question.Whichever character is posted the most becomes that character.
>>493343797I must find Toby's legs and break em.it's da only way
GRAND DAD
>>493344340not kris though
>>493345259It's because he fucked Asriel. They're upset because Asriel is their husbando.
>>493345426i meant more along the lines of gender discussion
This post is dedicated to QC, the best and cutest shopkeeper.
>>493345465I think Kris fucking Asriel is just as likely to be the reason. Since it's canon.
>>493345524you spelled Temmie wrong
>>493345524>>493345610You both spelled Catty wrong.
>>493345560I think *Diaps Guy fucking Asriel is just as likely to be the reason. Since it's canon.
kris fuckssimple as
kris suckssimple as
>>493345680KRIS FUCHS?
>>493345680Simple asriel.>>493345747Sucks Azzy's cock.
kris cuckssimple as
kris fucks and suckssneedle as.
>>493345864cucks Dess by fucking Asriel
>>493345818Simple starwalker*Sucks Starwalker's cock*>>493345932Cucks Nubert by fucking Starwalker*
/utg/ rebrands to /gfc/ - Gay Furry Chatroom
>>493336218Me on the right.
Kris azzing Plappy.Wait no, I mean Azzy plappy Krissing.Wait, no...
Weird Kris and Susie
>>493346314Diaps azzing plappy*Diapzy plappy Azzing*
>>493346480BARF
Diapsriel!!!
>>493346480soosie boobies
>>493345524https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRpq7o1mKXYIt's Sans!!!
Kris rizzing Asriel.
>>493346981[loud buzzer]Sans is not a shopkeeper!
>>493326971lol couldn't be me
>>493345524>bestThat's Spamton.>cutestThat one's debatable, I guess.
>>493347019*Diaps Guy rizzing Asriel.
>>493347160does nice cream guy not count either?don't respect the working man do ya?
>>493340510Give him another cake, but free of bombs, to restore +120HP and recover from downed status.
>>493347318No specific menu interface, not a shopkeeper. Sorry, them's the rules.
>>493347584bigot
>>493347775>bigot keeper
>bigotrune
>>493347959>bigiggit
>>493348447>bibigigigotig
tower chance to be a bigotbe a bigbe a bigbe a bigot
Thats it.I didn't want to unleash this but I have no choice.BEHOLD!
>>493349596y he wear bra?
>>493349596https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5obLmJ4O9E
>>493349630he chest floofy like bobbies
>>493349886but it no boob so y not flaunt to the world for all to see
favey hungryfavey want pizza
>>493349991him shy
>>493350169is that what fave says?
>>493350464its season 32 of Deltarune
>>493350169 Pizza! Pizza! In my tummy. Me so hungie, me so hungie.
what if faves ass itched rly bad
Fave eating my ass out
>>493349596where bulge
>>493352681hidin
>>493350802>forcing dommy tasque to rim you like a subby bitch while she complains she's supposed to be in controlhotttte
lancer goes to the back of Spencers
I wish I knew where this flowey comes from.
>>493357626pregnancy hentai
>>493357967Yeah but which one?I wanna see preggy flowey
>>493358507i don't know i don't read pregnancy hentai
woah-hooooo haha, it ain't got no point to the game man you just walk around pressing Z on shit it look like, it look like brandish in the future and it IS varik in a cape armor with his hair dyed blue
>>493358579plz sir....I need the round flowah...
>>493360525check pixiv or something
>>493357626>>493358507>>493360525
Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow. I love Chara.
>>493361803why are chara's booby so big
>>493361731Oh christ!!
Which Mother game should I replay during the wait for the newsletter?Someone decide for me.
>>493362027fulla chocci milk
Noelle breast milk (naturally eggnog flavor)
>>493363729>naturally eggnog flavor>noelle basically makes clotted and spoiled milk
>>493363931It's regular milk it just has magic flavoring (monsters are canonically magical it works)
>>493363167MOTHER 1 is incredibly underrated because everyone's a buncha dumbasses. Get a rom, emulate that one hack that has the PowerRing accessory that slows down the grind to an actual playable state, hop on Starmen.net for a walkthrough in case you're stuck, sit back with some food and drinks, and enjoy the greatest story in the NES RPG catalogue.
>>493363996we need tobuscous fox's conformation that monsters can alter the taste of their breast milk
Chara you have to stop respeccing every monster's breast milk flavor into choccy
>>493364106>toby it's you I need to ask you a very important question>uhhh watashi no speaku engurishu (in mind: oh god please don't ask me anything about deltarune development I haven't done any in 2 years)>can monsters choose the flavor of their own breastmilk?>what
>>493364584*crawls in*
Steamed hams but toby and producer-sama
>>493340382>>493340641this but unironically
Officer undyne is kneeling on my neck and I CANT BREATHE
>>493364584good to see this general still has it in it to produce original contest
if deltarune were an arcade gamewhat type of arcade game would it be like?
>>493365089The tienfag is mostly rehashing his yabbas about krillinWho's his fave?
Can someanon explain to me what the yabba dabba doe joke is all aboutI don't get it
I cant believe alphys called criss a higger
If Noelle is Krillin then how come Snowgrave didn't whiff completely
>>493364202Please stop fueling my milkrot.It reminds me of the worldbuilding attempts I never finished...
>milkrotfor what purpose
>>493365714Im assuming you're confused by "milkrot"?Im just combining milk and brainrot to make it shorteralsoAAWOOOOGA!!
>>493365442/a/ has a Dragon Ball general which is insane and schizophrenic. Gigantic walls of text describing the Dragon Ball character Krillin in situations where his wife is cheating on him are often posted there. Said walls of text usually end with Krillin saying YABBA DABBA DOO, indicating that Krillin enjoys the fact that he's being cucked. Yabbaposting has since spread to other parts of 4chan, including /utg/.
>>493365171beat em up with a 3 stick cabinet for co-op play
good morning /utg/. how are we coping with the slow development?
>>493366186And pressure-sensitive buttons that hurt your hand like Street Fighter 1 to teach you that it's wrong to beat up video game enemies
>>493365442He gets cucked in the show but I have no clue what the Flintstones has to do with itI mean I still laugh and cum a little every time I see a good one, gokubro btw
>>493366235you joined at breastmilk hour
>>493340472If Ralsei had a talk show, it would look something like this.https://youtu.be/zNyPBvVx09s?si=JJXphzrviIMmYWYm
>>493366698what about the rest of the fun gang and the cast
>>493366792They're the ones watching the tape on the couch.
Kris and Susie's talk show would just be the Eric Andre Show.
GADZOOKS!!!!! G-Gaster-sama, you've been WATCHING all my SEXUAL EXPLOITS with my FUTURE WIFE......and you were ENTERTAINED!??!?!! So much so that you're making a NEW UNIVERSE where the LAWS OF REALITY revolve around MY CVCKOLDRY?!?!!!?!? Causality will be contingent upon NOELLE'S ORGASMS!?!!??!! Even down to the ATOMIC LEVEL.....PROTONS will be BIG BEEFY BULLS, attracted to the ELECTRONS of HER SLOPPY PUSSY, and I'll have to OBSERVE PASSIVELY as the NEUTRONS!?!?!!?? And sometimes WE'LL SWAP THE PARTICLES of THEIR CUMSHOTS!??!!??! The OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE will be nothing more than a CELESTIAL ORGY!!?!?!!!?! After BILLIONS OF YEARS of INTERGALACTIC BUKKAKE, the EXACT CONDITIONS for CARBON-BASED LIFE will align in a solar system MUCH LIKE OUR OWN!!?!?!!! From a PRIMORDIAL SOUP of SPERMATOZOA, they will RISE to inhabit a CUMDUMP of a PLANET!?!??!!! Slowly, these ORGASMIC ORGANISMS will undergo EROTIC EVOLUTION until eventually SAPIENT HUMANOIDS roam the SPEARMTH!?!?!?!?! And just as WE do, THEY will exhibit PARALLELS between the MICRO and the MACRO!?!?!?!? Their LANGUAGE, their CULTURE, and SOCIETY AT LARGE will revolve around Noelle GETTING POUNDED LIKE YESTERDAY'S BEEF!?!?!?!!?? She will TRANSCEND into the very CONCEPT of LOVE, JOY, and SUCCESS, while I will represent LOSS, PAIN, HUMILIATION, and SO MUCH MORE!?!?!!!!? And as the METAPHYSICAL UNDERPINNINGS of YIN AND YANG, we will bring about an UNPRECEDENTED UNIFICATION of RELIGION AND IDEOLOGY!?!?!!?!? Humanity.......NO, KUCKLYNITY will become a HIGHLY ADVANCED UTOPIA capable of RIVALING THE GODS through TECHNOLOGY, with their ONE GOAL being to SPREAD THEIR DOCTRINE?!??!?!?!! Y-You think their POWER will become SO GREAT that they'll affect REALITIES that ARE EVEN ABOVE OUR OWN!?!?!????! By harnessing OUTERVERSAL METANARRATIVE ENERGY , they'll be able to TRANSFORM my cuckoldry into a MEMETIC AGENT that SPREADS through their STORIES!?!??!!!!!?!!?........YABBA DABBA DOO, I'll be real to YOU, TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it's a shame that every underrune trio i can think of is "two weirdos and a straight man" instead of "two straight man and one complete loony" so there's no direct ricky gervais show comparison
After reading the_n3w3st_g1rl_g1rl again I got the feeling that Noelle is the kind of girl that likes to watch
>>493367171There are no straight men in the tobyverse
>>493367254straight man as in the comedic term for "boring person who plays off the wacky kooky character(s)," not the heterosexual meaning, anon. i know heterosexuality isn't allowed in toby town, town
>>493367221Is noelle a chronic masturbator?If so, how's the hymen condition?
Does don't have hymen
How many "novelty" sized toys does she own?
>>493367510How many wiffle bats did Dess have?
>>493367221Noelle "I like to watch I like to see you fuck susie in front of me" Holiday Noelle "yabba dabba doe" Holiday I need to make more of these
>>493367221How else could she possibly achieve deergasm?
Why are you like thisWhy can't you all just like cute things
>>493367542o-oh fuck...
>believes co-existance with another group is impossible>believes that group will genocide the other, thus preventing any coexistance>believes that group controls everything from the political economic and all other institutions of power>believes the only solution is the total extermination of that other group.>believes after the total extermination, now his group can rule.does asgore have a hitler mindset lol?
>>493367642Switch player, confirmed cuckquean
TOOOOBYYYYY WITH HIS CRAZY EXPLANATIONSPRODUCER-SAMA'S GONNA NEED HIS MEDICATIONSWHEN HE HEARS TOBY'S LAME COLLAB CREATIONSTHERE'LL BE NO CHAPTER 3 TONIGHT>TOBI-SAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!
>>493367642goted outit's doe time.
>>493367642Built for /collared/
>>493367776I'm glad /utg/ is almost always off by one
>>493367642Noelle was cute, and then Toby ruined her.
Vessel fucking Susie and Noelle in front of Kris. Every time Kris tries to join in Susie rudebusters him and Noelle iceshocks his balls.
>>493367941That's what he gets for making me play as him
>>493367987Exactamundo.
>>493367730but Asgore didn't really believe any of those things.
>>493367941*her
What's the implication between family trauma and the way Noelle is today?
Ralsei is next
>>493368123i really want to know what they're arguing abouti want to know more about dessi want to save dess
>>493368121>Her ballsHerm?
>i want to save DessShe would never have sex with you white knight simp
>>493368272irrelevanti will save dess
Dess is or at least is connected to the knight
>>493368056alright if not asgore, then did sections of the underground? The idea of waging war to destroy humanity to the point humanity needs to be destroyed. And its only after that can monsters rule the surface in peace. That has implications.Asgore: “In a fit of anger, I declared war.I said that I would destroy any human that came here.I would use their souls to become godlike……and free us from this terrible prison.Then, I would destroy humanity…And let monsters rule the surface, in peace.Soon, the people’s hopes returned.My wife, however, became disgusted with my actions.She left this place, never to be seen again.”
dess nutz, bitch ass nigga
>>493367859.... what?
>>493368396You, or that guy I was responding to almost got a quad with 7777, but it was instead a 7776. Off by one
>>493368367>m.jpgsigh
>>493368201I've seen some people argue that saving Dess would be too easy and happy and not depressing enough, but I heavily disagree solely because of RudyHe's still gonna be dead as fuck by the end, Dess being saved would still be depressing if she came back to find she was ONE DAY too late to say hello and goodbye to her dadNoelle would probably blame herself for not finding her sooner tooThe assertion some people have that it'd be "sunshine and rainbows" or "le coffee shop where nothing bad happens" to save her is completely wrong
>>493368393That is less clear.There was definitely a feeling of animosity among the monsters after being trapped for so long but i'm not sure if it was born of genuine malice or just that it was a way of coping with their situation.The destruction of humanity feels more like a way to give their lives purpose in an abstract way rather than a serious goal.
>>493368513How new are you, friend?>>493368593Dess desserves to be saved because she, so far as we know, did nothing wrong to deserve being ollie outied of existence or whatever the hell has happened. Noelle's life is shit but Noelle herself is also stupid and dumb and head over heels for a BPD purple bitch and shit would be different if Dess was still here let me tell you. That said I also expect her to be Deltarune Asriel and "haha you can't save her, get fucked" but not having nearly as much of an impact on fans because 1. she's a female and not a male child and 2. she's too many steps of separation from Kris to be super relevant in their minds and doesn't have constant technical presence from the start as with Flowey/Asriel
>>493368513>he doesn't know
>>493368796dess shouldn't be saved
>>493368692I'VE SEEN YOU FIGHT. YOU'RE WEAK. IF YOU CONTINUE, ASGORE WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL. AND WITH YOUR SOUL, ASGORE WILL DESTROY HUMANITY.-mettatonyour actions here... will determine the fate of the entire world. if you refuse to fight... asgore will take your soul and destroy humanity. but if you kill asgore and go home... monsters will remain trapped underground.-sansshe threw the queen out of the castle with her strength. then she became the empress of the underground... and banished the queen back to the ruins. seems like undyne's... hmmm... even more vehement about destroying humanity than ASGORE. ... but hey! it's not all bad!.-sans[Bratty] God, we're like...[Catty] God, we're like...[Bratty] SO hyped for the destruction of humanity.[Catty] SO hyped for the destruction of humanity.-catty* With that power, ASGORE can finally shatter the barrier. He will finally take the surface back from humanity... And give them back thesuffering and pain that we have endured.* Understand, human?-undyneI mean for some of the monsters it didnt seem that "serious" (catty)But for others they did treat it as a serious possibility. And even some like undyne, seriously wanted it.
>>493368880explain your position
>>493368927she eight nine
>>493368927because i don't care what happens to her and few will
>>493369009you will regret this decision
>>493369068plop
i'm sorry, it's just... well, i can't care about dess! she's too old, and not fwuffy enough, and shell fight back when i get my fingers on her widdle fwuffy stimmies!!
>>493367642I want to fuck Noelle more than the fat bitch desu
>>493368987>seven eight nine pun>dess in this context is the number seven>7 is associated and rhymes with heaven>heaven>the angel>dess is the angel>9 is associated with chara>7 ate 9>dess is the angel and she will eat charaI HAVE DECIPHERED YOUR ENCRYPTED HINTS, TOBIAS FOX! YOU CANNOT FOOL ME!
>>493368904Undyne was a true believer. Becoming a royal guard and protecting monsters is what gave her life meaning, of course she'd be the one most into it as her life and self worth revolve around it. Breaking down barriers like those is tough.
>>493369160good for you, weird ass nigga
>>493369178Catti?
>>493369223which means the undyne ending(queen undyne) has interesting implications...oh no
>>493369009>and few willGood, that means there will be less fanart to worry about tracking down and less weirdos associated with her.
>>493369410there are less noelle fans then sans fans, and yet noelle fans are far worse
What if the reason Noelle gets referred to as [Angel] is because Dess is the angel and they're mistaking her for her sister
>>493369460It's a bell curve. I'd draw it, but I'm already in my pajamas.
>>493369491Seems like kind of a stretchNoelle's been having scary glitch encounters since before Dess disappeared and that seems to be linked to her [Angel] status
>>493369160>Strawman
>>493369207Omedetō Anon-kun, but that is but a fraction of my secrets!
>>493367730I like Undertale but I think Asgore isn't really worthy of forgiveness if I'm being honest
>>493369386That's an interesting ending because while their resolve to actually destroy humanity is at it's highest in that ending their ability to actually even attempt to do so is even lower than it was with Asgore in charge.Also since Undyne isn't a boss monster it makes you wonder what would happen after she dies.
so is susie ever going to apologize for telling kris that their mom wishes they were dead
>>493370280Toriel will be scrounged up from the ruins but by then only the most immoral of monsters remain so they use her to put her rape baby on the throne.
uhm, cheesed to meet you
>>493370423Smooches him (tastes like chedder)
>>493370380I don't think monsters are capable of rape
Kris entering a parallel universe where they were never born after Susie says Toriel would be happier without themIt turns out she was right and not ONLY is Toriel happier but literally everyone has a better life, Rudy isn't sick, Susie has a happy home life, Dess never disappeared etc.Kris only goes back to existing because the Annoying Dog threatened to send them to hell
>>493370347the spamton sweepstakes blogs were a mistake
>>493370510you're correct but she also said that in the game itself in chapter 1, remember
Why does Sony's new platformer Astrobot have a cameo by Octodad but not anyone from Undertale?Is Octodad more popular than Undertale?Is Octodad a better game than Undertale?Is Octodad, gulp, Quirkier than Undertale?
>>493370104I can understand why toriel doesn't forgive asgore. Besides the child killing its also because asgore helped set up such a horrific ideology. And then refused to stop it but instead maintained it.As seen by the overthrow queen toriel endings. Even after asgore dies, his legacy haunts toriel LOL>>493370280desu idk. Maybe undyne adopts a succesor from one of the orphans? Raises him or her to be their succesor.And then try to get someone to continue alphys research. But someone who is a true believer, unlike alphys.Damn an entire generation might be raised to become true believers. But at the same time lack the boss method means to wage war. So they now have the will but in exchange they lost the means.Unless you count yellow to be canon. Theres always chujins serum
>>493370682I don't think it's quirky at all? Weird for Astrobot to have a cameo of a totally normal boring human dude, but I guess with 170 cameos or whatever the game has they can spare a few free slots for stuff like that or that game about the Japanese salaryman having a bad day.
>>493370682Octodad has a heterosexual relationship portrayed in a positive light, therefore it is vastly superior
>>493370280Undyne's also way more willing to absorb the first human SOUL she sees and jump out of the Underground hopped up on 1/7th god power and stomp the other 6 she needs to become a full god so the threat is still therePlus then depending on who you killed on the way the Ruins is going to have any combination of not just Toriel, but also Sans and Papyrus to stop any human dumb enough to try and get to the surface
>>493370510Why?
>>493370653Are you talking about the not wanting Toriel to have to bury her line or is there another one I don't remember?
>>493370497>I don't think monsters are capable of rapei'll give a moment to read what you posted because I dont think you realize the irony.
>>493370984Undertale monsters
>>493369223>Undyne is a true believer of the absolute human genocide plan>Asgore knowingly taught her to fight and made her the leader of his military despite not wanting to go through with said absolute human genocide plan and believing it to be wrong, only going through with it because he's too much of a coward to put the brakes on it and risk breaking the monsters' heartsWhen you think about it their whole relationship is a little fucked
>>493370983that's the one, yeahit's the same dialogue more or less in both chapter 1 and in the sweepstakes, just in the sweepstakes post susie does the 'implication' route with 'someone will make you disappear and she'll realize how much happier she is,' and in chapter 1 instead it's the "it would be a shame to make toriel bury your body" bit iirc. that said the sweepstakes version is more fleshed out
>>493336445>>493336629>>493337306>>493337859>>493338020>>493338201>>493338385>>493339543>>493340510>>493341489>>493342558>>493345259>>493356289>>493358579>>493363931Kill yourself
Onionsan coming across a tentacle rape hentai tape in the Waterfall dump area and being absolutely shocked and disgusted that that's what humans think his kind does to peopleOnionsan asking Alphys if she knows about how anime "slandered him, y'hear!" and Alphys nervously pretending she has no idea what he's talking about
>>493369160strawLORD...
>>493371150Do you think Undyke calls her daddy
>>493371168I think susie comes across a lot crueler in the sweepstakes which is my problem with it.In game it's a lot easier to see it as an act and not take it so seriously. Having to just use your imagination with the blog makes it feel more vivid and realistic in an uncomfortable in a way.
>>493371405I smiled.
>>493371497I think if she did it would have come up in the gameThese days I'm more into that epic Gerson and Undyne grandpa and granddaughter lifestyle
sweepstakes dialogue/lore makes me WEEP and toby LARD is a faggot for presenting all that schizo delusion word salad as canonbeSHITalord btw
>>493371069Why do you think I said immoral monsters?They still have pp and vageen!I saw it desu.
I think the Sweepstakes content was good and cool and that it's better that these stupid animal characters have intense flaws than if they were just plucky middle school grade YA fiction wholesome chunguses
>>493371535Do you think it's an intentional thing and there's merit to the alternate universe blog theories or whatever, or just a result of bad writing? Or hell, not even bad but *limited,* given in game the script has to worry about dialogue that either fits in one text box or has natural breaks every two lines (once you notice this in a game's dialogue you'll never un-notice it, by the way), any character doing an action other than standing or breathing is another sprite Temmie has to make and someone has to code and rig, etc.>>493371839Hey, that's great Toby, can you put some of those intense flaws in the video game instead of the formerly-hidden ARG webzone page? No? You say Chapter 4 is gonna be ALL stupid animal characters having middle school wholesome chungus adventures? Well, alright, but the jokes better be DAMN funny.
>>493371839I feel like the writing of the sweepstakes with the melodrama and spooky was a lot closer to a YA fiction vibe than the games but that's just me.
>flanderizes the characters to an extreme>makes shit upIf toby was cooking he burnt the food twenty times over, if he is doing some really subtle story telling I believe he utterly failed by fucking up the charactersAlso the marvel tier quip was cringe injected directly to my veins2.5/10 for presentation
Time PoopTrust the plan
>>493372068btw I meant the PEEstakes
>>493371992I think it's partly just due to the different medium and partly Toby not being as used to writing in that way and struggling to keep the tone consistent.
frankly im still pissed that susie has the balls, the absolute cojones, to say kris's family is goddamn weirdthere is so much backhanded bullshit in that remark with that stupid fucking smirk on her face, yet for all the bullying and the mother stuff, somehow susie has never pointed out that kris is both adopted AND has divorced parentslike holy shit dude if that was my life i wouldn't even show up for school, that's a one two punch of playground bullying, but instead kris is just "FREAK"
>>493335464JACK BLACK IS…
jack bl-ACK!
>>493372481Susie balls...
>>493372481You're only saying that because you haven't seen Toriel's bizarre sock collecting hobby yet
ai generated sans cat
>>493372804I read that as "cock collecting hobby"damn dude I might be dyslexic
Toby characters have to be mean, but not TOO mean, because it's the current year. Telling someone you wish they were dead or such and such will bury them is fine, because that's still allowed on the Tee Vee as a basic conflict, but all bullying has to be non-discriminatory and inclusive, which makes it come off as just stupid and stereotypical. The books Toberto read in school, which I know he read because they used to be required in the curriculum for most of the country and we're close enough to the same age to have both had to read them- those books weren't afraid to have a schoolyard bully pick on someone for being poor or adopted or a different color, but we can't have that now so we only get the two extremes of 'vaguely rude words that are a part of her vocabulary so we think she's cool and crude' and 'actual physical abuse and death threats.'
>>493372804SCANDALOUS
>>493373021:)
iDIOTS DONT YOU KNOW SWEEPSTAKES SUSIE IS A GLIMPSE INTO A ALTERNATE REALITY. DO I NEED TO POST THAT SCHIZO REDDIT THEORYactually i will:https://www.reddit.com/r/Deltarune/comments/xkdaii/the_n3w3st_g1rl_g1rl_genuinely_makes_no_sense_not/
>redditonionkubro...
>>493373490The alternate reality (same as shadow crystal world) is the timeline where Gaster never did the whole vessel intro shit that ended up getting """discarded""" (stolen).Kris acts on their own because us controlling Kris was a direct result of the gonermaker happening and getting hijacked, this is the Chapter 1 school events without us possessing them.There's no Dark Worlds in crystalworld because the vessel's theft is why Dark Worlds are being made. The vessel, being controlled by whoever (chara) stole it, is the knight.
>>493371150I mean everyone could tell Asgore groomed Undyne for his goals
>>493373297
>>493373796:D
>>493372481>kris is both adopted AND has divorced parentsboohoogrow a fucking pair
>>493373770There's grooming for your goals and then there's grooming for the exact opposite of what you want which is somehow weirder
>>493373652But the shadow crystals also show a world where KRIS doesn't exist, not just Kris not having us along for the ride. Remember the line about seeing through your hand?
>>493373910He's an incompetent king of monsters in a setting where monsters were genocide by humansHis only call to power (besides the whole boss monster thing) is the promise of revenge against the humans
>>493374014He looks better as a rat.shame.
>>493373006>>493374014these are the first sans images i've ever seen where he is unironically cute
>>493373921That's because unpossessed!Kris isn't standing in the position you're looking at when you check the crystal, not because they don't exist.If you walk right, and then look into a magic screen that shows "The Universe But You Walked Left", you won't see yourself standing where you are.
>>493374156But Susie is also standing in precisely the same spot, which is 'wherever she followed you to in town when you inspect the crystal,' just scowling instead of giving you the bird? This shit is half-cooked, man. I hate theorizing.
>>493374307Fuck I don't know then
>>493374626>>493374804so CUTE! <3!
>>493375132nyasei cute too!!
>>493357626this is very cursed.saved.
Imagine this but with berdly and kris
<3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXyh44KM-8A
>>493376790imagine washing your poultry in the sink with soap.
>>493376619I want to give pikasans a belly rub>>493376753I'm still looking for the source and desu I thought you would know
>>493376937that is something susie would do because she is a nigger
>>493376982i save cursed shit because its cursed, not because its "hot". i would sooner masturbate over a vietnamese woman setting off a landmine and audibly bleeding out in death's peril than that, because at the very least a woman is featured in that work, but FLOWEY?come the fuck on.>>493377002she eats chalk. to her, soap is not scented but flavored.ain't much of a stretch in logic to me.
>>493377420one flaw in your logic soap unlike chalk tastes bad
>>493377478if you really think that, do not come to the raq bro. we got soap in food here nigga
>>493377420>i save cursed shit because its cursed, not because its "hot"I thought you just collected flowey images, cursed or not, so I thought you would know....
>>493377420>getting defensivevery telly
>>493377626sorry, friend.you're outta luck. i can TRY, but i give zero promises here, buddy.plus: i will really have a hard time punching what i had to witness out of my short-term memory.
I want to smash berdly's beak into the pavement
>>493372481You motherfuckers are so dumb there are obviously going to be some things revealed about Kris's family in chapter 3 that we don't know about yet.
krauts the type of guy to wiggle his fingers over a donut and say “don’t mind if i do!”
>>493377870huh?
>>493377769Nah it's fine, I've already searched obvious tags on exhentai and reverse searched with yandex to no avail.im a degenerate so part of me wants it for obvious reasons but the other part just wants to scour the doujin for more cursed floweys I can crop for my collection.
I want to have sex with undertale characters
>>493378092woah same
I need to locate ball bearings with 2mm diameteranyone know?
>>493377926I saw Kraut at a grocery store in Ankara yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loud.
>>493378092Are you me?!
there is no kraut your delulu
>>493378180dess balls>>493378184kek
new papyrus off the presses
>>493378295>deluluhuh?
>>493378427where’s his left hand
>>493378427where’s his right hand
>>493378512>>493378561i tried to draw it like 3 times and then gave up
>>493377870we don't have holes in our donuts.>>493377953checked three sites (fortunately the porn is very limited on the character), but no positive match on any of the pictures.my only tip to you: try therapy.because if religion cannot guide you and therapy can't "fix" you, then only fire can cure whats wrong with you, friend.
>>493378512>>493378561AI generated
>>493378626grimly telling
>>493378668look man hands are HARD
Kraut's pregnant
Is that why toby gave sans and papyrus mitten hands.
oh god its krautsie
9 days until 9th anniversary
>>493379356i can tell: the plenarium is starting to get collectively erect.
>>493378786Are woman hands hard too?
>>493379595no but what's in them
is kraut krautistic
>>493379595Woman hands make me hard
>>493335464>mining for stone in creative modekris is on another level
>>493381201Toby watches her fuck
>>493381201is she a hapa
>>493381201Her boobs could be bigger.Im sure in the future there will be strides in breast enhancement to make it more natural looking and discreet.
>>493380105
>>493381750her mouth faces down which means her jaw is underdeveloped. sinoid people are known for their bad teeth.
>>493382196she has that iconic incel glow
shuddap krautsie *cums on ur face*
>>493382089ehhhh...... I mean they're visible sure but like you would think there would be more compensation for the lack of tits.oh well, i'm sure she's got a "good personality".I'm gonna go goon to the retarded catdog now
I love Kwautsie!!!!!He makes life worth living!!!!!!Heil Kwaut!!!!!!!!!!
>>493382769if the coomer art for undertale can be completely divorced from their actual designs, to the point where it's practically a cosmetic skin over a generic fuckable shortstack template, then SURELY you could imagine (or draw) the same for human temmie
>>493383004that would be bretty kino
>>493382401you could've unloaded yourself into the womb of your little mixed-race hapa waifu, or in a running oven but you just had to do that, did ya? gross!>>493382372your motives resonate with me but the means by which you acquire them is dubious to me.
honestly it's kinda weird how the whole "humans" aspect of UT is handled, come to think of it. they locked the monsters inside the mountain, put a lock on it that required humans to die to open it because monsters couldn't offer enough energy for it... and apparently forgot they set this up after a while because humans would just start raining in
>>493383337I mean there's a lot that isn't explored (because it doesn't matter to the scope of the game) like do humans outside know magic still? It seems like a fairly modern/normal overground world.
>>493383801Because that's fucking weird, man
it’s a rainy morning todayi put on /utg/ and make breakfasti love you guys :)
>>493383482that's another thing that bothers me. did humans just straight up forget magic is a thing? humans rediscovering technology they've forgotten hundreds of years ago is a thing, but "magic as a principle" seems a bit more fundamental than how the Romans mixed their cement, especially if it's tied to the big underground prison with no parole they set upcan't help but think that humans in UT are assholes
Presumably, monsters were sealed away in Ye Olden Times when human still did magick, and a long time passed between then and the First Child. But based on Chara's appearance, they're wearing pretty modern-looking clothes. When Asriel took Chara's body back to "the village" and got ganked, are we supposed to imagine swords and pitchforks... or were they unloading shotgun shells into him? Or do humans still know magic and it was some wizard spell shit going on?
>>493383906didn't they say it was arrows? or am I mixing up fan depictions with what's in the game?
>>493384090yeah you’re mixing it up
>Because that's fucking weird, man
>>493384467>hummy’s idol
Undertale's pretty good but it's no Ogre Battle 64
>>493383845>>493384467that is literally the best response to a retarded take like this.
>>493384567soijak quoting means you lost the argument though
>>493384528>every soijak is timmytelly
Honestly the weirdest part of ut lore is why werent there humans that fought for the monsters. Certainly there should have been some humans willing to give their souls to monsterkind, during the human-monster war.Like some humans probably lived with the monsters. And thus the sick, elderly or selfless ones would have voluntereed their souls. But this did not happen.Its making me think the human monster was a lot more complex than its portrayed as
>>493384675that psychology is fucking retarded though regardless how you turn it.its not like the person is going to get offended unless you tell them how you blew your load over a picture of theirs.its not like faggots have that sense of inhibition.to all fags: masturbate to the pictures of M!Kingfagtell us how you feel about it.
>word spinach
>>493385156are you like incapable of imagining anything or making any sort of analogy without converting it to thread celeb pillar shit in your headdo you measure speed in assposts per berdfag
>>493385156soijak quoting means you lost the argument though
>>493385538>dude can't masturbate to an actual womenjust admit you're gay and be done with it.stop coping.you're either a retard, a fag or a retarded faggot.>>493385615this one won, though.
he didn't even try to answer the question
>>493385538Man Americans will use anything but metric
>>493385156I goon to gotes, sir. https://static1.e621.net/data/f8/71/f8717a1784423b34407b600d9718987e.jpg
>>493385971>https://youtu.be/Y-3IV11_ZgAthread is very freedom-oriented.
>>493385538The community pillars are Kwautsie-kun’s friends, they’re his frame of reference for the whole world
temmie nooooo
>>493386039SNIIIFFFF SNORORRFFFFFF!!!!!MMMFUC YESSS MM SNOORRRRFFFF!!!!
>>493386109am i a piwwaw auf da commoonaty? OwO
>>493383801because she's canonically ugly
my good deed for the day is done.
>>493386743what was it though
>>493386743What about your bad deed for the day?Wouldn't want that karma to get unbalanced.
>>493386920What happens if you accumulate too much karma?do you become a celestial but unable to affect the material plane?
>>493386847i gave a man that couldn't masturbate to women the good advice that he needs to be honest with his feelings and that he is gay.
>>493387186I was already aware of the gay!Im ok with roastbeef AND sausage!!
>>493387069You probably just stop reincarnating since you won the game and get to trade in your good boy points for some spiritual swag and clout at the gift shop.
Krautsie needs to stop being so self hating
>>493386743but you didn't do anything
>>493387326i am glad for you, but "not being picky" is a cope stemming from a general lack of availability.>scarcity copeyou have no primary sexual attraction instead you are trying to acquire intimacy by any means necessary akin to pirannha feeding.you don't need it because you want to - you do it in spite of everyone else in fear of missing out.and that does not equal love.
post the real one
>>493387764I dont really do 3D.Im waiting on Elon to give me the animu VR so I can spend the rest of my days humping in peace.
>>493388014you are always allowed to have fetishes, likes and dislikes, but i would at the behest of your psychological and sexual health recommend that these fictional likes do not substitute real ones.if you fry your dopamine receptors so much that things that are realistically not possible only make your dick twitch (OR ILLEGAL THINGS) then i would tell you to quit porn or seek help.its all fun and games when you like mettaton porn, but when the haptic feedback that gets your dick to throb is "CLANK" then maybe you ought to look into help.
>>493388474>"CLANK"I always imagine source engine sound effects when they are written out like that for comedic purposes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQLkXLzPn24
in hopes to improve the general climate of the thread, i will ignore the socially starved faggot that i do not like so that my association does not sully him and i don't have to associate with faggots.
>Krautsie is breaking up with DoomieSad times
>>493388474Meh i've already given up on IRL relationships.Didn't exactly luck out with my genes barring my cock -_-
>>493387069Good image
>>493386039based and same
>>493386184they just straight up don't care
>>493389113I'm pretty much busy all week right now anyways and traveling to visit a friend this weekend. Much sadder and grim is that I just don't need /utg/ like I needed it during the pandemic. I have money and a social life now.
>>493389721then make like a tree and leaf.
>>493389839I think you meant make like a tree and get outta here
>>493389494Nice.
>>493389905>be tree>https://youtu.be/HycReezdBTo
hello /utg/. i am making macaronies and bacon and cheese right now, you guys want some? :)>>493389913:D
>>493389839I thought you weren't gonna (you) at me anymore. Now I've received your attention and can keep hanging out here in the hopes it happens again one day.
cranking fat globs of cum out onto ralsei's paws
doomerbrap taking a surprising number of Ls lately
>>493390501Name five instances. I can only think of like, three.
>>493390774check your yahoo mail
>>493390275CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICKGET STIMMIES GET STIMMIES GET STIMMIES GET STIMMIES
Shit No One Cares Aboutstarring the Ralseifags
>>493386184>she doesn't shavewhat an ANIMALPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAP
>>493390774nta but what L’s have you taken i wasn’t paying attention
>>493391138macaronies and cheese and bacon is super delisus though, you don't know what you're missing.
I FUCKING HATE THREAD PERSONALITIES
>>493391290good fucking post
guys I'm worried about my family cat he's been puking on the floor a little too often
>>493391138Look, I just think it makes the most amount of sense if he knew the heroes were coming based on his connection to the wobbly things that start wobbling when Kris, who has a human soul, walks in front of it.He already "felt" the dark presence of the cyber fountain and knew the layout of the school, this wouldn't be that far off. Especially since his fountain is close to the ?????? area.
>>493391535stop fucking her up the ass, the cum is coming out the other end.you seem to be the type of person to do that.
>>493391685
>>493391423>skill issueget real
>>493391806Silly goober, thats a wok not a bed!
>>493391685you must be thinking of a different cat-owning berdly fan.
>>493391318I love a good bacon mac n cheesy. Top comfort food.
>>493392023no, i know a berdlyfag that has a dog that shares a similar fate.
>>493391685>>493385538
>>493391861goober goot>>493392069based and very agreeable
>>493392089so many berdbroken anons...
>>493392016>>493392270>>493392490hot.
>>493391423this but unironically
>>493392089>>493392264really weird how many "berdbros" have mysteriously ill pets.>berdbro's cat be like
>>493391610cute transboy
the elaborate fanfic that kraut writes about his fellow pillars keeps him up at night
>>493392634you think im being ironic?
>>493392945that's a penis
>>493392790to be fair: the chapter where berdbro rapes his cat up the ass and blows up her gastric organs with determination so hard that she throws up baby batter received mixed reception.what escapes me is that they really liked the self-shipping adventures of the bloomking and the doombloom. but those are non-canon spin-offs.
>it's berdfag again
Its actually over. We aren't getting any deltarunes.
>it's skibidifag again
>>493393743she's so cute, i wanna smooch her..
Hey guys! Just wanted to come in and drop some TRVTHNVKES.>Sans remembers resets.>Chara is evil and responsible for Genocide.>Asgore, Toriel and Asriel are GOATS.>Alphys is lesbian and Undyne is bisexual.>Red Soul is determination.>Papyrus eats his spaghetti, the only pasta he knows how to make.>Mettaton is female and Mad Dummy is male, along with Napstablook.>Flowey is a worse character than Asriel.>Gaster is mysteryman and the father of Sans and Papyrus, their mother is the Riverperson.>He wrote ALL the true lab entries.>Frisk is your self-insert.See you next time!
>>493393743i do wonder why toby never comes here when we actively lewd his hotwife to his face and tell him he's a faggot and a hack and a cuck.
>>493393936i wouldn't want any of that to happen to her, but you do you
>>493393936i don't care whether that happens to her, but I will do that to you
>>493393743>>493393936how old are these photos?
>>493393743>>493393936I look like this except the hapa butter faceIn fact I can say I look a lot like Kris
>>493394536prove or didnt happen
>>493394536>non-canon person pretending to be real
People make comparisons to /dbs/ but I honestly think more in terms of /vp/ how much “exposure” results in /utg/ being an autism magnet
...
>>493394749kill yourself berdfag
>>493394772auschiwt?
Why did someone randomly get a huge boner for Temmie Chang and start spamming it both here and on /v/
Berdfag really is just the inverse Goatfag is you really thinky think about it
huh?
>>493395102there are two of usi don't visit /v/, though
>>493394772anon come the fuck onshe's hideous >>493394975just look at this
>>493395160>lies
>>493395429>she's hideousmy only problem is that she is asian.
>>493395429she looks like a solid 7/10 to me anon. i think you should probably start watching less porn or something.
the horny killed /utg/
>she looks like a solid 7/10 to meI didn't know we had pajeets in /utg/
This will be explained in Deltarune and be a crucial element in the history of the dark realm. Just you wait.
>>493396394don't care to know what this woman is saying, but nice tits.
Who invited /r9k/
>>493396394and yet it is also what refuses to let is pass on...
>>493396932huh?>>493397049huh?
>tienfag is posting temmie getting cell'd
>>493396435>racism
Cursed tumblr Spamton
>>493393743>>493393885>>493393936This shit is so creepy. I feel bad for her.
>>493372706>me after a good goon sesh
>>493397812>white knighting
>>493397812shut it, berdsimp
>>493397740His cheeks look like the sides of a fucking gaster blaster>>493397812>wheredoyouthinkweare.png
>>493398047HOLY SHIT THAT ANON IS THE KNIGHT?!?!?!?!? *dies from overhype*
>>493397812You're a pussy
The influx of incels to /utg/ is getting out of handThey have to go back
damn i'm a guy and even i feel unsafe around you mfs
>falseflagging to stir the pot and incite a politibabble fight/utg/entlemen...
>>493398379Don't worry anon, as long as you don't get involved in the creation of undertale/deltarune we won't find where you live and perform the blood eagle on you.
You guys are trying so hard to keep this general from sinking into the abyss like it should
I'LL DEFEND YOUR HONOR M'LADY
>>493378626mood
>>493398115I know where I am but wow I didn't expect to get so many angry responses. /utg/ is usually more tame than the rest of the site barring any incidents involving certain people.
>>493398795/utg/ is usually more tame. It's one person or a small group of people manufacturing drama for some reason. Ignore it.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKING NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!! CHARA!!!! FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCKING BALLS AND BOLOGNA!!!!! REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
>>493399010is that ascafag art
>>493398795Maybe it's that time of day, where everyone gets heated and no one posts any new art or new game-related thoughts.Hold onto that empathy while you still have it.
>>493399010ascabrappy...
>>493399010based
>>493399132Thanks fren.You too
>>493398417It's always funny loles
I wish a fish so, so much
>>493399489porn addiction: the post
ALL OF U FUCKERS NEED MEDS
>>493399454fish granted :)
If any other Lightner heard Lancer confess that he ordered the Lightners imprisoned, would they have acted as violently as Susie did?
>>493399634please sir.I need preggy
>>493399489I'm at work right nowWhen I get home I'll get you some
>>493399753A returning Undertale Lightner would have killed him, that's for sure. kiddo killing is in their DNA
>>493399489Check your PMs
>>493398316You give the straights an inch and they take a mile man...
>>493399489You'll find a list of recommendations in the dossier.
Temmie is made only for loving sex
>>493399727If only it was that easy
>>493400673oh I'll give them an "inch"... or five... HEH
>>493398316>>493400673at least we don't post ryona of temmie like you gays did with toby
>>493400673you give straights 2,56 centimeters?that's what? one fifth of your cock?
masturbation is sinful and bad btw
why does queen have a blue leg
>>493401573The edits of Toby being beat up are genuinely really creepy too desu. Once real people get involved my skin crawls seeing it
>>493401698i deep throated her whole leg its my saliva sorry
>>493401698hypoxia
ralsei is about 12 inches
>>493401769I hope that anon sees a therpist...
>>493400128thank you sir thank you sir thank you sir
>>493401829He's only a foot tall? Man the fun gang is short
>>493401573You should. Put her in even more cruel and unusual situations until you find one to crueler and unusualer them all. "grrr temmie-san didn't make 3000 sprites this minute, i'm dropping an anvil on her head" Something like that, could be funny.
the pillars of the community wouldn't do this
>>493402047I wonder if some guys have a fetish for depending on other men to look for porn for them.
>>493402132
>>493402591perfection
>>493402591This is exactly what I meant. I love you.
>>493401642nuh uh!
It's gonna be one of those days.
>>493403005uniberd...
>T-Toby I->IT'S TOBY-SAMA!>RIGHT Toby-sama I finished the Knight sprites! W-well actually I'm not sure yet if the shading is adequate to consider finis->SHADING!? NOTTO QUIRKY ENUFFU! *whips her with the real life version of tasque manager's whip that electrocutes you* TRACE OVER IT WITH A LAPTOP TRACKPAD IN MS PAINT WITH ONLY THE DEFAULT COLORS NOOOWWWW!!!!!
>>493402490I do feel good when anons complement the porn I shareNot really a fetish tho
>>493396394Horny can kill, but it can also save
>>493402897yeah it is, you're a naughty little boy you're going to hell when you die
>>493403087gomenasai produser-san temmiechang issu bitch desu, i kanto worko
彼が俺の宝物
>>493403438
>>493403087Inaccurate, this implies Toby is working on the game and not playing games with ZUN-san
>>493403667Actually nothing in the post implied he was working on his gameShe could've interrupted him while he was gooning (footjobbing his own dick because his wrists exploded again) to a vtuber stream
Is the rest of Deltarune cancelled yet?
>>493403856hot
>>493403961Yeah Toby was cancelled for saying gaijin can't play his game
Deltarune was CANCELED for trans erasure
>>493404218/utg/ would probably love Toby again if he did that
One of the future dark worlds has an onsen Kris, Susie and Ralsei are railroaded into visiting. Ralsei puts a towel over his eyes because they're sensitive to light, with the hidden motive of not wanting to see naked people. In the hot springs, his devious thoughts send regretful shivers down his spine. The feeling is in fact Kris drawing on his back with a marker they snuck in by holding in their mouth. Susie is advising them to draw a cool S and other strange graffitis, but Kris draws only one thing. In the final act of the game, their plan pays off, and the Titans spare Ralsei because of the darkeye symbol on his back.
>>493405047This sounds like a scene from an anime but you replaced character names with Kris Ralsei and Susie
starwalkerxtemmiegive me my stemmies
>>493405416The last part is slightly inspired by Homestuck but everything else is 100% original
>>493405619nice work. it sucks ass.
Imagine naming your child "Monster Kid"
tobys the type of guy to sit down when he pees
>>493405619nice work. it whips ass.
kidd named human
toriel is obviously the knight and i'm tired of pretending she's not
>>493403623>彼が俺の宝物haha weeb
>>493406056I often think about this.
>>493404081basedu, i wirr buy Toby-san's game
>>493406056Urinals are for subhuman animals who are willing to undo their pants without a wall between themselves and other men.
>>493407130I can't comprehend why someone would be willing to piss without wiping their dick even a little afterYou just put that back in your pants like nothing happened? You did NOT get it all off shaking it
>>493406737mad mew mew alternates between a cutesy high pitched anime girl voice and a deep and epic dio brando voice
>>493407539Men are disgusting, that's why
>>493407539it's actually kind of fucked up how most guys have been psyoped into peeing into something that's a severe downgrade from a random bush in terms of convenience, comfort, privacy, and basically every other possible metric. If you're doing it indoors and you have any self-respect at all then you should just go for a toilet, not some shitty half-toilet with only half a stall around it.
afternoon
>>493406819You often think about Toby peeing?
>>493408385if a fat woman did this to me unprompted I would probably kill her on reflex
>>493408385>Catty when she sees Bratty's winking asshole
Toby pees on Temmie to punish her for making the sprite art too good
What's going on ladsWhat did I miss?Why are there so many deleted posts?
>>493408519just a fat woman and not anyone else?
>>493408730tldr: >>493407759
>>493408843Falseflag-kun...
Toby demanding bad graphics is just another bit he stole from someone more talentedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_o6DxhslAI
>>493407759I can only think of one frequent user of this general that isn't male.
Toby STOLE fizzy lifting drinks
>>493409024I'm dead serious.
>>493409060>he is unaware
>>493409060Tbdesu that kinda proves the anon's point if you remember what the anons here did to that person you're refereing to.
>>493409275The inside and outside tour of I did a few months ago, of my house, everyone on the internet, my MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE ANGRY AT ME!
>>493409060There's more women than you think in this thread.Like /vp/ the percentage of femanons is a lot higher than average.
Oh god here we go another hour of Chris Chan quotes
I CANT BREATHE
/pol/ has joined the fray
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>493409823You cant breathe
>>493410958this isn't an airport...no need to announce your departure
>>493406737I really enjoy that he has a picture of him hugging the dummy/cosplayer.He looks very happy and content.
>>493409823it could be infinitively worse.it could be /x/ which is /pol/ but the type of person that eats fingernails and lives in vents.
>>493410958sleep well fren
>>493412968SANSBRINA?skeletiddies how?
>>493412898So you?
>>493413142kek
guh
>>493412898i am that type of person, i live in vents, i put fingernails in burgers for lunch
>>493413621buh
>>493413142i am not a big fan of wendigooners.
What if Chapter 3 has a mysterious cloaked salesperson who says WELCOME and WHADDYA BUYIN'?
>>493414121how spacious is the vent you live in
>>493413621>>493413930huh
>>493408484Correct
>>493414364ruh
>>493414121Well I agree with you there at least; that guy is a fag and his channel sucks. =)
>>493414364I meant to attach a picture of banjo from banjo kazooie but I didn't and now the thread is ruined
sleep paralysis ralsei
>>493412898The MAPs will inherit the earth!
>>493414610ralsei playing skyrim and discovering paralysis from eating an alchemy ingredient
Has Toby appeared on a Japanese variety show where they yell EHHHH?? at animal clips yet
>>493414768now he cant fight back...
>>493414934yes (he was the dog)
In attempt to be more Japanese Toby tweets pictures of his meals
>>493414937it's okay, the skyrim paralysis effect only lasts maybe 5 seconds, he'll be fine.
In an attempt to be more Japanese Toby tweets pictures of the babies he's bayonetted to death.
If Toby was truly Japanese instead of Yoko Taro and ZUN he should be desperately seeking the approval of Yoshiyuki Tomino
>>493414768I kinda want to play skyrim but all the mod support moved over to special edition and I really dont want to buy skyrim YET AGAIN
>>493415454When did he ever seek the approval of Yoko Taro? The "I hide my face with pictures in public appearances" shtick is pretty standard in Japan since they value privacy more
>>493414669god.i hope not.
>>493415592buy 10 more copies of skyrim and buy 100 more ralsei plushies
>>493415843I will if he gets the iron armor set outfit
Ralsei has become pure metal.
>>493415993>EVERYTHING is chrome in the future!
>>493415592can ralsei cook six million cakes in less than five years with six ovens and two trays per oven?
>>493414669how you gonna populate it if your lose boners the second your prey hits puberty
https://youtu.be/8zfzg9LKMos?si=4Q3VcAkEitrUpgk4
>>493416252FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING POSTS
>>493416286frens :D
>>493416413friends indeed. best friends, forever and ever. until the end of time.
i hate him so much
>>493416721>asshole face papyrus
>>493416252age regression
>>493416784you can only regress mentally, which is happening in your case.
>>493416967
Ppfag should be castrated
ppfag should rebrand his pillar name into "penisfag"
ppfag should rebrand his pillar name into "froggitfaggot"
My kink is the entire enslavement of the monster race for my amusement and pleasure.I will have them build pyramids for me.
>>493417119sadly he would enjoy the process
Why not stop by /utg/?Our regulars are:A pedophileA naziA crazy suicidal chickAn obsessive image flooderA gay furryAnother gay furryYet another gay furryA gay stoner furryA childAnother childand Asca :)
>>493417531monster "race"?
>>493417613>A gay furry>Another gay furry>Yet another gay furry>A gay stoner furryall of those are me btw :)
>>493417653Monster species?What term would you use?
>>493417653How they are called in the intro.
>>493417610Cutie patootie
>>493417613Hey, don't forget me!...On second thought, it might be better if you pretend I don't exist.
>>493417613do you have the slightest idea how little a lot of these can be narrowed down?
>>493417613This is more like genres of /utg/ posters rather than specific people
>>493417613I'm not on this list and I post more than any of those cunts.Fuck you.
>Look, I can get the resentment.>My dad's a bonehead too, so I can only imagine what you go through.>But we'll put that aside, for the sake of Hometown.>It will tear us apart, but...'tis our fate.>Man....>Has Anyone ever told you That You Suck?
>>493417742we operated either under a complete new domain or kingdom of animal life,races are underneath species.races are specialized subclasses of a species that COULD interbreed but run into danger of losing their racial traits.
>>493417613who are the two children you're referring tono diddy btw
>>493418209>ponytail>pony>small breed of horse>knight piece in chess looks like a horse>kris is the knight
It is once again Asriel Friday.
>>493418371Did the rapper party guy actually touch kids or does everyone just use him for that joke incorrectlyI only heard of him trying to call a hit on Kid Cudi
>>493414121This image makes me feel funny
doomin'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8pn5ZxjsC8
>>493418454floppy friday
Now I want a ciggy
>>493418883Mimiga Asriel.
>>493419016I now desire knowledge on whether Kris enjoys, tolerates, or hates the smell of tobacco smoke
>>493419016don't get into smoking, shit doesn't even make you high like weed, it makes you feel light headed for a second and that's all.
>>493419212No normal person enjoys the smell of tobacco smoke. Most people can barely even tolerate it. Kris, being anything but normal, probably likes it a little.
George Wallace giving a speech on monster segregation 1963
>>493419231All my pothead friends BECAME smokers after a while which I don't get. >>493419437Monster Deacons for Defense and Justice
>>493419508almost as if weed is a gateway drug...
>>493419353Kris is based, what's new.I don't like it when someone is actively smoking, but the faint tobacco smell of my old apartment was nostalgic and slightly pleasant.
>>493419212kris likes kissing after smoking. he is that kind of degenerate
>>493419595I smell Reagan
>berdlyfag and doomer already holding handsamazing to know that their attention can be redirected at will.
>>493419897You keep saying berdfag this and berdfag that and, I gotta be honest, I don't think you've ever been correct.
>>493419897you have been so thoroughly berdbroken that you see that smug grin every time you close your eyes
>>493420104according to?
>>493420274According to berdfag. Hi.
>>493419595it's almost if... you're a faggot
>>493419897what did he mean by this
>>493420274according to everyone you've accused of being berdfag when they aren't berdfag.it's happened to me quite a few times so i'm sure there are quite a few of us in this thread.
>>493419595This post struck a nerve.
>>493420373so i WAS right.
DOOFUS
>>493420505You are very, very bad at this.
>>493419231Don't worry, I haven't had a smoke in months now. And it's been months even before that. I'm not taking up smoking againBack when I was still at uni, yeah, that's a whole different story
Trickle-Down Favenomics.
>>493420624nah>say something>the person (a big-time egomaniac) just happens to be here to tell me i am wronga egocetric cunt like him would have an issue admitting he was caught or that he is wrong or that its over.they do that type of stuff.
>>493420861huh?
>>493420861berdfag is in your walls, you should punch a hole in them
them
>>493421005i'm in your ass punching the intestine walls until you're incontinent.
>>493419595A gateway to LOWER drugs, though? Granted there was one of them that was an actual fiend who would do whatever he could get his hands on(alcoholic, xans, other shit I'm too lame to know about) but he turned out to be a mental case.
>>493420861>a egocetric cunttakes one to know one I guess
STOP FUCKING MAKING FUN OF KRAUTSIE
feesh
>>493421342prompts?
>>493421217>n-no youyou forget how i feel about myself, but lucky you, i like you even less.
>>493421178HOT!
>>493416967hoo-ray
this place somehow gets worse every time i visit
>>493421398idk ask this guy https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=10384738
>>493421412you don't even know who i am retard.
>>493421640nice virus link
>>493421180>xansWhich AU Sans is this?
>>493421653>racism
>>493421640futafags deserve the rope
>>493421653correct. i don't.i dont understand the issue you are having.
>>493421640FutaGODS deserve LOVE and ATTENTION.
>>493421754XansPercpyrusUndimeMettachronic
>>493422064me on the right
>>493422064'kay
>>493422064BASED
>>493365089He didn't make it. /v/ drawthread did.
>>493422064>futalame
kraut's the type of guy to say "I've needed this" when talking to his (online) friends
>>493422402i don't think that's canon, son.
>>493421915forget it kraut you wouldn't even understand if i explained it to you.you can just think you won or something idc
>>493422637there is no "winning".not with you.you are so unhappy with yourself that you hate the idea of a fair playing field and would sooner kick over the playing board than have you lose at it.i know your type.
>>493422526You will never be able to experience this until you become a person who feels worthy OF experiencing it.
>>493418346>In the Coreian era, the Dreemurr family used to have its own estate.>Is that my fate? To suffer for the sake of my people?>The duty burns inside me, the scrolls have turned to ash!>Bleed for my mistakes, put the fire out,>I've already made my case, put the fire out...>...That song was the filthiest thing I've ever heard.>Fitting for an aristocrat.
>>493422803You're the one projecting here.
>>493423659>>493423659New Bread
JUSTICE without INTEGRITY...what is this combination? A terrorist? A cruel vigilante? Or perhaps an generic tyrant?
>>493422904and i never shall.i hope this gives you a little bit of hope for yourself.because i don't need hope, i have certainty that it will never come this far.
>>493424459Then you will continue to suffer forever while the ones you despise experience all the things you never got to.
>In all honesty...no You're not worthy of my honesty.>I got Nothing to Say....>Like....
>>493424734i am not envious of others.i hope that everyone around me is happier than me, but if someone was to waste his time with me, i would just let them down.i wish them all the happiness that they can have without me.
>>493425796Why do you deny yourself happiness?
>>493403071actually it's a tripod
>>493426206>4 toes>tripod
>>493426016nta obviously, but it's very difficult to come to terms with the fact that even if you are significantly mentally ill (ahem), as long as you are a good and kind person to others they will treat you with love and generosityIt took a close friend of mine flat out saying "it doesn't matter to me that you have [anxiety/bipolar/etc.], I love you" for it to really sink in, and even then it's hard to come to terms with some nights when I'm in a bad headspace.
>>493422225Is the guy who requested it the same guy who's been spamming the "yabba dabba doe" shit all over the site
>>493426016I don't grant myself things on principle of wanting it.i don't regurgitate my knowledge but want to understand. i don't want to have love but deserve it.and i just don't. there is people i loved and maybe they at least liked me back but i think it was better for them to live out their life without me.
>>493427298Why don't you deserve love? Tell me. Other people seem willing to give it to you but you self sabotage at every opportunity. Why?
/utg/ - incel rehab/playpen
>>493428464>rehablolno, they are not getting any better
>>493409427>the users of /utg/ (almost entirely males) are le bad because men are le bad>there is a relevant percentage of female anons on /utg/choose.
>>493433718based retard
>>493426016Are you saying that you can choose on a whim which emotion to "feel" at any given moment? Or rather, which emotion to express? If so, are your emotions real, or are they a facade? Do you only ever express without truly feeling? I know not for sure what's going on within your head, but I can't say that I envy your mental state. As far as I know, you are an empty shell of a man, simply going through the motions at this point, pretending to be stable, only following the whims of others, only doing what needs to be done to make people like you, but to what end? But maybe I'm reading too far into it.
>>493435025I was asking Kraut why he self sabotages every friendship and potential relationship he's had out of a feeling of "not deserving it".
>Susie: Kris, I think we're cooked.>cooking show themed darkner: Not quite yet!
>>493409625>>493425356>>>/v/687982271>yabba dabba spammer is racistimagine my shock
>>493437172https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/687988541/#687993608>spammy shitposter spams shitNot big soup rice.
>>493427659I can't say how i know, but i know that i will make them very unhappy.and i don't want them to.
