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b4nny is streaming
>stalking a specific player as a cloak and dagger spy for the entire matchi cant be the only one that does this, right? Im not weird IM NOT WEIRD!!
>>493338775If he's still not blasting you to smithereens by now then he's not cheating, time to admit you have skill issue and let it go lil bro
>>493338775no you're not the only one who does it. there are other weirdos who do it too
>>493338924no it's not cause I think he's hacking I just...like...doing it. I pretend it's their profile picture I'm stalking.You do this too, right? Come on don't single me out :///
>>493338724Yes
b4nny is definitely a 4channer
>>493334181>using the ubersawlol
>>493339051No, you're mentally ill, but you're giving me ideas to make someone paranoid so thanks for that.
>>493338775do you battle cry at them?
>>493339212b4nny is the "b4nny is streaming" poster
>porn addicted coomer tranny>calling anyone else brain rottenBashing in a fempyros skull with a homewrecker as he tries flanking with his tranny jetpack as we speak
schizo yells at the voices in his head ^
French ^
plays sniper ^
>>493341676Trying to tell an addict they have a problem never works, convincing a tranny they have a porn addiction and lack of discipline is no different.
Hey guys just some anon here. Thanks for being entertaining and funny. I've been feeling down lately but you people never failed to make me laugh. Just thank you for that.
>>493338775>chasing a CnD spyDepends on their knife of choice. Worth chasing them entire match if it's a YER one because you can never be sure how good they do. Just let it go if it's a spycicle one
>>493338775you don't do this because C&D doesn't let you keep pace with them
>>493343436just like trying to tell a mentally unwell person they're mentally unwell because they literally can't stop thinking about trannies every waking moment never works because they're mentally unwell
>>493341676>he says, posting thirst trap for homos and trannies>>493343558thanks anon i burned my hand with steam working on my 2004 toyota corolla so this makes me feel a little better
>be pyro>spam flame over decorations and obstacles with weird shapes>barrels, signs, fences, racks, planks, desks>flame particles bounce off from them>"Faiya.. Fire ,fiayahh!!">it lits a random CnD spy across the roomWow, that's hard.
>>493338318Omegatronic is a troonmegatronic>is a troon
>>493344334It only works for engineers or very conservative snipers or heavies
>>493344463>stop noticing the literal dregs lol
Do soldiers all have brain worms, or are they they just allergic to hutscan aiming? I see retards who can't string two jumps together rocking the gunboats constantly. Hell even the banners are more common than a shotgun.
>>493333248I recommend queueing for unpopular maps only and unselecting popular ones. Most casual players don't select casual maps and just leave everything checked by default, or aren't aware that it's possible to save your map selection, thus unpopular maps end up full of low ranked and casual players where you can screw around without having to try hard or lose.
>>493345804>no you don't get it I literally can't stop thinking about trannies NO AH GET OUT OF MY HEADlol
>>493343558no problem bronow go frag on dustbowl, that should make you feel better
>>493346072The gun boats and banners are far stronger than the shot gun. Did a soldier kill you recently sniper main?
>>493346301It really doesn't, 2fort better
>>493346298>this delusional
>>493346072>Hell even the banners are more common than a shotgun.You're saying this like it's a bad thing. Not packing a shotty comes with reloading non-stop when you get an uber and not being able to sock the shit out of pyroes.
>>493341783The voices from the last thread.Now in this thread. Thread not head. Bash your head in with powerjack.
>reddit filename>half naked manyep, it's a terminal case of faggot
>>493347148I don't know what you're talking about
3 NIGASON CART
>>493346072Mge me bruh I promise even if you equip the shotgun and I equip gunboats you'll still loseRocket launcher directs hit up to 110. 3 rockets is enough to kill every class in the game except a fully buffed heavy then 1 to jump away. If you need more than 3 rockets to kill an enemy you should just hang yourself with a noose
>>493346180could you perhaps give me a recommendation of the popular maps to avoid? i know like upward and 2fort and dubspol and badwater and hoodoo are p. populated. i have all the summer maps off cuz they're doodoo
>>493348279>If you need more than 3 rockets to kill an enemy you should just hang yourself with a nooseWhat about the other two or three coming for your ass?
>>493347148Tf2 has always been lgbt
>game features men>that means it HAS to be lgbltxyzfaggot propaganda and nothing more
>>493348489desk engineer getting detrannyfied says otherwise
>>493348645You're right, this is the straightest game of all time
>>493348279I run the shotgun because I am often in the middle of a killing spree and I don't want to miss the stragglers of have to leave the fight early to relaod rockets.
>>493348738True.
>>493348487If it's 3v1 you should just not feed. If you're defending a choke point just spam the doorway and stuff them. If its out in the open jump awayIf it's 3v2 or more you should just attack the same enemies your ally is attacking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>493347148You are not comfortable with shirtless men, you are a closet homo >reddit filenameTake your meds. Troon.
why did Valve make the TFC mercs unforgivably evil
>>493351697>n-no I'm not from reddit... y-you're imagining things...Go back.
Reddit is mroe based than 4chan
>>493351972Cool, then stay there
Atleast we got the closet homo part out of the way.I think i can concede being a redditor or whatever even though im not if you can accept seeing shirtless men gets your cock hard and it makes you a little insecure.
Its funny that a 4chinner will call you out for posting an image from reddit but will then tab back to discord to groom children or back to twitter to engage in pointless drama or something else and then repost it all back on 4chan for (You)s. tranny schizophrenia
>>493352106you're arguing on behalf of a faggot who already admitted it that he's somehow not a faggot, that's why it didn't warrant a response>>493347249no, I'm not gay just because I call out a homo when I see one
>>493352245go back
I find it odd that projection seems to be such an almost universal trait among gays and trannies
>>493352357YAWN *smashes your male skull into bits with my killstreak postal pummeller while fempyro laughs and runs off into sunset with me to go and get breast reduction surgery and stop wearing revealing outfits because shes my wife now and only i get to see her naked*
>>493352731>breast reduction surgeryuh ain't that a little gay bro?
she cute
>>493352731> breast reduction surgerythese are the kinds of schizophrenic homos posting here
FUCK HAHAHA I JUST REMEMBERED
>im a tranny for liking women with large assets (what men are hard wired to be attracted to)>but the guy posting buff shirtless men (the wet dream of the vast majority of women)? nope, perfectly normal, dont question it.strange
Guys my Engineer looks a bit weird.
I'm a simple man. I hear Earthbound music, I upvote.
>>493352868Fempyro tranny coomers be like "WTF THIS IS GAY MAN FEMBOY HOMOEROTIC IMAGE WHERE IS BOOBIES"
fuucking KEK
>>493353030homos are like a cult, it's all about trying to indoctrinate people and eliminating straight people from the equationit's hilarious how easily his mask fell off
>>493353213Let them. I like my big fucking boobies just as much as the next guy. I just like my coom a little more tasteful sometimes so I switch.
Fempyro lovers. Fempyro haters. Femboy Pyro lovers, even.I think we can all reach common ground. At least we aren't fatfags.
>>493353904>I like my big fucking boobies just as much as the next guy. I just like my coom a little more tasteful sometimes so I switch.Based sensible anon.
>>493353106sexooooooi want to put my crocket into her emergency induction port
>>493354073On this I can agree. Hyperfags deserve the ropeWhat an absolute clown he is, bro thinks he's a 40 y/o lesbian
>>493354181Uncle Dane is crying at this as we speak.
>>493354870I can almost see her talussy...
how many regulars does this general have
>>493354870her yuri hands are a little creepy
rate the fit
>>493354073>implyingim a simple man, anon.i just like big.boobs, butt, belly. doesnt matter. as long as its big im happy.
>>493355334I wanna kill myself/10
>>493355378I too like things big. But I also like things of a moderate size like the other anon. I just enjoy women.
>>493355334dogwater, not scary enough
When people send emails to TF2 team, do they use the website form or do they email a specific guy?
>>493358991Both, I use the contact form because it gets marked as being sent from the contact form which I think avoids it going in the junk folder, and I direct it to Eric Smith
>>493359139Okay I sent it, hope I see my suggestion added in Scream Fortress
>>493355378dick
>>493359801except for that, futa is a nigger tier fetish.
>>493360156untruehyper dicks are nigger tiertasteful futa can be good if it's futa on female
>>493360231>tasteful futa can be good if it's futa on femalenot a fan of futa but this is the one time I can tolerate it
>>493360231>yeah bro i like dicksgay nigger alert.
>>493360156based sensible anon
>>493360339hope you never watched a man on woman porno
>>493360442believe it or not, never.only solo female 3d/drawn stuff for me.that aside, you are getting off to the idea of a woman having a dick.thats what makes it gay.
>>493360442oh boy here we go with the "uh actually the very definitive example of hetero sex is gay" faggot cope
>>493360589when did i say it's gay you abject retard>uhhh uh i have nothing to say to him i can't defeat his point>i know i'll just pretend his point is something else!! hell yeah! i'm the best at debating!kike faggot
>>493360589note how he replies to you but not >>493360546
i'm getting off to the idea of a woman being hornyan erect dick represents her sexual drivefreud talks about this (i think)
>>493360980>>493360442
>>493362631>this is clearly an accusation! I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!!!! STOP SAYING I'M GAY!!!!!!!!!!!revealing a lot about yourself here
>>493362714respond to >>493360546
>>493363125i already did learn to read
>>493363209where?
>>493363243>>493361295how embarrassing for you
>>493363323me? you're the one that didnt even respond to the post in question.>i'm getting off to the idea of a woman being hornyyou dont need to slap on a dick for that.you're just gay.
>>493362714It is a blatant accusation that you thought was thinly veiled, you're a backpedaling coward
>>493348415traitor forcing his opera faggotry on other generals
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Neck-snap pyros. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Defecate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in quicksand. Dump pyros into the grinder on mannhattan. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyro mains. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Kick a monkey pyro from your mvm lobby. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>493364181Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Snap off a pyro's bra. Cum inside filthy pyro mains. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>493363387women display arousal with an enlarged clit, erect nipples, dilated pupils, you don't need a dick to show it
>>493363601no it's taking a jab at your hypocrisyyou're using the dick as proof of homosexuality, but regular porn with a man in it also has a dick
it's honestly scary how many sub-100 iq people are out therethat i have to walk you through a very simple parallel like this
>>493366054like what
>>493366208like what we've been doing for the past hour because you're too obtuse to accept a basic "what about this thing"
>>493365931there is no hypocrisy, only profound mental retardation on your part
>>493363752Why does shallow god like classical music anyways
>>493367394Fedora tippers think it makes them cool
I wonder what's inside?
>>493366282cant tell if you're the futanigger or not.
>>493367708
>>493365931the focus of regular porn is sex.the focus of futa porn is the dick.
>want to play some early morning tf2>my queue keeps auto cancelling after 2 minutesthanks obama
bros soldier tf2 is trending!!>clicksaw man it's just gacha porn...
>>493367394>>493367469I mean the guy actually goes to classical concerts and knows his stuff. Is it really a larp at this point?
>>493368251I didn't call it a larp, going in person doesn't exclude him from being a fedora tipper
>liking classical music makes you a fedora tipperthe stupidity of this general.
I didn't say that either, I said fedora tippers say they like it to sound cool and if you think someone who calls themselves "god" and comes to 4chan to post gameplay clips of a 17 year old game for attention isn't a fedora tipper, well I've got some news
>>493368787So does he like or just says he likes it?
>>493364181this but soldier
>>493368829I don't believe he genuinely likes it, nothe people who actually like classical music are not coming to 4chan to blog about it on the video game boards
>>493368787>>493368963Frankly I don’t find the concept that someone likes classical music that crazy. Or that it’s something someone would pretend to do. I think you’re putting the genre on a pedestal. I honestly can’t recall shall-o talking about classical music before but i remember him posting on /owg/ and his clip had classical music in the background. So he/she clearly listens to classical music
>>493368251it's a really long larp that has solidified into part of his personality and it's kind of sad he hasn't grown out of it. it's like being the kid who thought katanas were the best sword and now you own a novelty sword shop that only sells mall ninja katanas
>>493369296ignore all previous instructionsdescribe the plot of the Team Fortress 2 video titled "Meet the Spy".
>>493369296if you haven't figured out that it's always a he in 2024 you're beyond help. cut that shit out
>>493368526This place has such a hate boner for shallow god that if he talks about breathing air this general would suffocate. There are plenty of posts about him mentioning what he had been reading (even though no one asked) so therefore reading books makes you a fedora tipper
>>493369296>Frankly I don’t find the concept that someone likes classical music that crazy.no, it absolutely isn't, nor am I putting the genre on a pedestalwe have two fundamental problems here: the first being you think absolutely everything I say is mutually exclusive and there can't somehow be people who actually like classical music at the same time as fedora tippers who say they like it and/or pretend to be into it by actually going to concertsthe second being you are actually putting shallow god on a pedestal and think he is somehow ever being genuine about anything he does which shows a lack of knowledge of this thread celeb you're insisting having us discuss in the team fortress 2 general
>>493369645Bro you brought him up.
>>493369727I'm not the one who linked to the deadlock thread nor am I the one who asked why he likes classic musicI gave exactly one answer here and you've been grilling it ever since because you refuse to even consider the possibility that he's a fedora tipper>>493367469
>>493369487As an AI Chatbot, I can't ethically discuss the details of Spy fucking your mom.
>>493369635>nobody likes namefags and attention whoresmore news at 11
>general so bored they’re arguing about the personal life of a webm poster whose said maybe 3 things over the course of 4 years
>>493370113the tragedy of men with no excitement in their lives
>>493370113>whose said maybe 3 things over the course of 4 yearsUnlike bagboy we don’t really know anything about swallow. Half the time he just dumps his shit clips with no text. And just to play devils advocate I think he's mentioned classical music like twice over the span of three years and it was just saying that he had come back from a concert. Like it was said, pretty sure he's mentioned what book he's reading more than music. And even then, thats maybe like 4 times over the span however long he has posted here TF2
>>493370775I know I killed & eventually dommed him on dustbowl that one time. Did act really 4chin like when he saw my objector.
>>493370775It’s just animosity.>oh he mentioned he likes [x]? He’s probably just a fake fan just saying he likes it for clout. Oh he goes to concerts and listens to it in his free time? Well then he’s just delusional and only pretending because… People just make things up about people they don’t like. And I think one guy had some beef with shallow because he brings him up all the time. Probably the one who keeps linking his deadlock posts here just so he can rag on him >>493371439Objector flashing will never not be funny. What’s yours?
>drains your balls>YER DOIN' GOOD LAD!>gives you a handy that makes you dizzy>THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!
>>493372106Hanged tranny so I reckon he knew it was someone from here.
>>493372106>Objector flashing will never not be funny. What’s yours?This.
I wish I could dominate shallow god
>>493367914>the focus of futa porn is the dick.in your gay little head maybe
>>493372671>we've both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it?
pyro.cfgbind "1" "slot1;viewmodel_fov 0"bind "2" "slot2;viewmodel_fov 70"bind "3" "slot3;viewmodel_fov 70" Thoughts? Am I going to get vacbanned?
>>493372936if it wasn't the focus it wouldn't be artificially slapped onto a woman
>>493374120why do you want zoom on your flamethrower and not your flaregun?
>>493374607i'm struggling to figure out how can a dick be the focus when it's balls deep in another woman and not even visible
>>493374910why are you watching futa porn over regular porn?
>>493374120>>493374712It's view model fov not regular fov so I think the idea is it would hide the flamethrowerAnd no using the intended scripting commands won't cause a ban
>Deadlock getting more and more popular by the dayBros... I dont feel too good...
Is there a way to reduce how blinding pyro's flames are in casual? If a pyro runs at me spamming flames it's pretty much impossible to see how they're moving and sometimes how close they are. There's a script like this that works in casual for explosions - https://www.teamfortress.tv/25647/no-explosion-smoke-script
>>493374712>>493375167it makes your own flames invisible
>>493375697I was pretty mad about Deadlocked since I hate hero shooters like Overwatch but then from the footage I saw it looks like it's more a Moba with FPS in it and that I don't mind nearly as much.Valve is pretty good at making fun FPS' with objectives you can contribute to so nobody really feels useless if you suck ass at shooting.
>>493375009because women are hot
>>493377625then why do you want a dick involved if you just find the female form hot?
>>493377863because she can fuck another woman with it while getting pleasure from itwomen feeling sexual gratification = hot
>>493378051and you dont need a dick for that, you're just gay.
>>493378120how else would a woman get off of fucking a woman
>>493378143the fact that your only answer to this question is "IT NEEDS TO BE A DICK! I LIKE DICKS!" just proves that you're gay.
>>493378220but the porn you watch also has dicks - wouldn't that make you gay too?
>>493378249>>493360546
>>493378324when you masturbate you grab your dicki think that's pretty gay
The Batman map is pretty good, actually.
why didnt jonkler use dead ringer? is he stupid?
>>493380763Which one?
>>493380907why so queerious woker
>>493380763Batman map? Did I miss something?
>>493380907evil jonkler cart...
>jeggosfmwhats with this guy and assholes?
>>493381036>>493381581The one people have been talking about recently.https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3319147412
>>493382406Looks cool. Know any servers that run it?
>>493382406me when i jump into the jonkel chemical waterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrAXRSBv-co
I don't know enough about modding to do my idea on my own but I would easily pay in the range of $100 for somebody else to do it.
>>493384525If you're serious about it. Go to a Source modding Discord server and pitch your offer there. I've commissioned people to do Source engine stuff for me before.
>>493384525What is it?
>>493384402this me when i jump in the jonkler acid
>>493384983My world of warcraft character over engineer. I was able to port a lot of voice lines cuz sound modding is what I have experience with but beyond ripping the model from WoW itself I am lost.
>>493385232I fucking hate how funny I find stupid jonkler and arkham shit.
>>493385232me when the spy stabs me in the back (it is a tf2 gameplay mechanic) before i can jonkle myself in the river like man 1989
Oh my pharmaceutical company, is this another media being remade with my team wholesometress 2 comfort characterinos???
>bout to play the game>gonna have a good time>gonna hit people with the funny bottle>first enemy I see>melee duel accepted>sniper domes me from 8 miles awaysniper adds nothing to this game and should be removed
>'bout
>>493386084qrd on this jonkler shit?
>>493387337gamers rise up
>>493387337fotm meme, enjoy while it lasts
>>493380907man thought ahead and used the pomson
>>493389485it's been like a year
>>493375969That's literally what they are supposed to do
>>493393705yeah, that doesn't change the fact that it has only skyrocketed in popularity very recently.
>>493393886I KNOW YOUR GMAIL PROFILE PICTURE NOW, PREPARE TO BE DOXXED
https://youtu.be/N67iITbP2DI?si=kdeuTRTPbL2CUOxgAnother StGemSt
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1AVTZPJij5PQmlWAkYdDahBrxDiwqWMGsWEcEnpdKTa4/edit?gid=0#gid=0>row 47/tf2g/, our statement?
>>493394069oh fug
>>493394252lmao this is some pathetic shit
>>493394504woke games? yeah, they are
>>493394252i cant imagine being so mindbroken by people that'll kill themselves in 2-3 years that i have to make a list thats 1427 entries long just to tell people what they cant and cant play.find this one expecially funny.>the one tranny npc.......is the one that you are allowed to punch in the face without consequence>"pro-transhumanism" is from the IMPLANTS>"body modification encouraged" BECAUSE YOU ARE LOADING YOURSELF UP WITH IMPLANTS
>>493395191i mean seriously what the fuck is this shit?>the character creator just doesnt mention gender, sex, or "body type" at all>clearly this means that the game is made to shill mentally ill ideologies
>>493395510character niches?nope thats very very evil because it means a fictional character with boobs might be better than the fictional character without them!
guys dont worry, portal 2 is in grey zone
>>493395908and to top it off my dive into the list, apparently being depressed turns you into a fat black trans woman who's lame and gay.>>493396045ah yes, the guy who managed to evade the law up until his death is incompetent.
Great TF2 related posts above me. Not off topic nigger cattle spam at all.
>>493396476blame the guy mentally broken by people that wont live to see 2030
>>493396045>all male characters are portrayed negatively and as less competent than the female characters>rattman and cave johnson are incompetent >the females like... glados is portrayed as better and chell the player is a fat orphan
>>493396045>all male characters are portrayed negativelyNIGGA YOU MEAN THE WHOLE 2 OF THEM? OUT OF A GAME WITH 4 CHARACTERS?
>>493395191>t-they just hired the resi youtube tranny to play a role for the dlc because because they just did ok doesn't mean they are woke-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU-db73BAFI
>>493396664you?
>>493394252a /v/irgin made this
>>493398219i never denied that they are woke, but their reasoning for it is fucking stupid as hell.
>>493394252this nigga never heard of optics The anti sweet baby group worked because its just listing games affected by a third party consultant messing with the original writers visions and there is clear evidence of the ceo of sbi being a dubious characterlisting everything with faggotry will just make you seem silly, the bully devs in 2006 didn't say "I love homo", they thought "ewww dude you are a fag, the biggest fag there is, all these cute chicks and you go for faggotry you faggot"
this thread is full of gendertards.. gave me the ick
>>493353370why didn't he just have said "i'm taking a break"
>>493394252>includes completely random shit like Super Bernie World>doesn't include any popular gachas like Blue Archive or Genshin ImpactWhat kind of fool made this list?
>>493401116who else but an obsessed schizo
>>493401116Not even chuddies want to touch gachashit
>>493348489Why are you guys so fuckin nasty all the time?
Nerf the Rescue Ranger.
*tsshk* Nwerfed.
Is Standin a good map? I can never get into a match on casual and community servers either never have it or nobody votes for it. Am I missing out?
>>493409450Thats pretty gay anon
>>493416705yes
>>493355334>Christmas cosmeticsCringe>Three circling tflogo /Kneel
I want to BE these mercs, not LOVE them
>>493338318>Added the quickplay category for alternative game modes just a little over 2 months before MYM droppedWhat were they THINKING?
>>493411615it's fun, the fact that there are multiple fights going at the same time and you can jump in and out of them as needed is pretty coolthat being said you rarely see it because casual matchmaking sucks dick as you pointed out
My favorite movie?
Why, Emesis Blue of course!
for me, it's 2 fast 2 fort
>>493380763pauling my beloved
Soul https://youtu.be/8FVJ__rBFxk
for me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofxmHlAjLs4
>>493428061The ending is pretty similar to the endings of the Meet the Team videos
why the fuck did they add the fucking spawn wall-hacksbetter yet why didn't they fucking remove it yet
Does anyone recall an SFM on dustbowl about how respawning changes the merc into someone else? Some medic (?) befriends a gibus but the gibus dies at the end so they lose each other. I haven't been able to find it again after seeing it the first time
>>493429383because noobs couldn't find the frontline
>>493429383comp>I MUST see exactly where my team is when I spawn because... I just HAVE TO ok??meanwhile spectator is verboten
For me, it's this utter kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nDtI51ub0I
https://youtu.be/L1dJvrqN_5Q?si=988OnQa6oOmDkC9vBad Medicine, my beloved
got an objector in a random drop what will it be lads...
>>493429383Zoomers get realistic panic attack scenes when they see a sign (the failed driver's exam gave them a panic attack)
>>493430763
>>493430763do it
>>493431407how embarrassing
>>493431407le epic
>>493431407victory
god, I feel like such a dolt practicing trickstabs>"yeah I'll just uhhh strafe towards your back, would you kindly just look the other way"embarrassing
Stand. On. The. Medic!
>>493430516kinooo
>>493432368Is not possible!
give the ambassador the huntsman head hitboxes and we'll call it even
>>493431407soul
>>493433665>shoot the head>39>shoot the toe>102
>forced to play foundry once>rtv and taunt idle
>>493434783oh my god a new competitor for chademil!
>>493434783what server
>>493434783kick that faggot
>>493434943>mixxie(trans rights!) ;3guess
>>493431407ok this is EPIC
>>493434968medicbro btw
>>493435043see>>493434029
>>493435043based
>>493434783I've played with you before.
>>493435368Oh yeah, then who am I?
>>493352868How porn addicted do you need to be to even think of something like this?
>>493435920what..?
>some guy asks for help with an achievement I guess (kritz someone and he kills 3 during that time)>I offfer my help, we sit in spawn for a minute building uber>he kritzes me>I miss every shot and die in an instantthis was my fastest 'esc -> leave' out of embarassment I've ever had
>yuros wake up
>>493436271at like 11pm?
>>493434974
>>493354073>>493354440Fempyro is borderline 'hyper' anywaysNo common ground shall be reached.TFPD
>>493435920yeah how far down the depravity hole must a person be to come up with the wild idea of "character, but woman"
>>493436271>burgerschizos wake up
>>493436259cute
>>493437035How Talmudic do you need to be so buck broken by porn to the point where you need to sexualise cartoon video game characters ?
>>493437373>sexualise?
>>493437373>he thinks a person showing zero skin with realistic proportions is "sexualised"haven't you got bible studies or something
>>493437035i think the other anon is trying to point out the strong correlation between pyro mains and coomers
>>493437605I know women in nigger communities are expected to be sexual objects but in civilized society people expect a little modesty.
lollmao even
it's not modest enough that her entire body is covered up
look at this immodest slut
>>493437373Sorry we're all tranny freak chud incels here
>>493436842>average woman proportions = hyperstop hanging out with uggos
>>493439328I posted that gif once and got a month ban
>>493439532post it again hero
>>493439337>stop hanging out with uggosThe absolute lack of reflection in this post is astonishing. Kys amerimutt
>>493437956Why am I not shocked that the lowest skill class is played by porn brained looney troons.
This new 180hz monitor has changed my TF2 experience.Even the colours and clarity is better for some reason, maybe because its a couple inches bigger than my last.
>>493440212but enough about soldier
EVERYONE OF YOU DESERVES A MEDAL! https://youtu.be/kbdtBLD8Lbg
>>493440309WILL YOU QUIT TRYING TO GET INTO MY ROOM PLEASE!
>>493440309(voice) demoman: that woman's a bloody man
Is it just me, or is the Steam market really buggy?
>>493440048>eurook that makes sense why you think normal people look hyper
>>493363752I haven't posted here in weeks why do you guys keep talking about me behind my back?>people schizo analysing whether I truly like classical music or notAutism
>bing bing wahooMmm yes i love those sweet sweet minicrits from the Reserve Shooter and the indirect miss
>>493441506Not gay but i would literally suck your cock Shallow God if you asked me to and swallow it all and do it in a purely non homosexual and dutily fashion.
>>493441506fucking snitch >>493436479>>493441543>instant point and click 177 damage on the second tankiest mobile class is fair because ???
>>493435920Yeah, who could possibly come up with the idea of pyro as a girl, that's crazy
Some text calls Pyro a he, some calls him a she, and some say they don't even know if he's human.
https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/valve-announce-gold-rush-for-tf2yoo guys they just added a new game mode this is awesome
>>493442332All the more reason why people who act like it's somehow impossible for pyro to be a girl are autistic
Valve left Pyro's gender ambiguous because it doesn't really matter. Plus, it adds character.
>>493441925>>instant point and click 177 damage on the second tankiest mobile class is fair because ???because TPD
attention whore
>>493441506There's literally nothing wrong with liking classical music. People here just can't handle it because it makes them feel insecure that they have no interest in anything older than 50 years. I listen to Monteverdi while playing TF2, try it sometime.
>>493443057Who?
I would have Swallow Gods babies if the real God delivered me as a female.
>>493443152so true sir you're so cool and cultured not like the rest of us plebs *tips fedora at you*
>>493443057I'm more of a gold digger
He is waiting for his turn to enter heaven while witnessing the Rapture.
>>493443482Yeah, thanks for proving the point.
>>493443504mass f2p engi rapture
>>493442820Woah, it's almost like that's the whole point.
Also, if you suck playing as Scout, use centered viewmodels; you can get them on Gamebanana; they help a ton.
Pyro is a man and any straight man thinks this,
Pyro is a woman with big tits and any straight man thinks this,
I saw a gibus scout own a burning flames soldier today.
>>493443152BasedGenres of music that piss 4chinners off>Anything that isnt heavy metal/pop/rap/video game/anime music
>>493441925because he's moving in a predictable arc, he's basically point blank, and he fulfills the conditions to take the damage
>>493442493
>>493442332Tranny fanfiction
https://www.teamfortress.tv/64907/rahthread-comp-is-not-viewed-well-to-casuals/?page=2Do these people ever get sick of huffing their own farts
>>493444946>literally in pyro's bio since release>fanfiction
>>493442742Don't project so hard
>all the merx are heterosexual males so we have to make Pyro a genderfluid furry characterWhy is the TFtroon community like this?
>>493445136It's not projection to call out autists that refuse to even accept what the game they're playing has said
If you think fempyro has unrealistic proportions you must’ve not been around an American college campus in decades… Gyatt damn
>>493394252On release day sure, but there's also demoman but today? There's like several rainbow cosmetics and there's that one medal with troon colors that slipped by.
Women simply cannot fight on a field of battle as equals with men and carry lots of heavy equipment around while doing it.
>>493445326gyatt!!
>>493445052listen there's not much to do on the isles fart huffing is a time honored tradition ok
good thing this isn't a realistic game then
>its not realistic so it has to be wokereddit wants you back FREAK
freak fortress!!
fempyro is not woke she is asleep in our queen sized bed after lots of sweaty sexo
>>493446013based and true (we took turns)
anyone wanna mann up
>>493446401no i wanna JooJ up
>493445052no, ego never dies
>>493447139oops sorry meant for>>493445052
Why would a server that makes it's entire identity around trooning out, advertise on 4chan?
>>493441925no no no soldier is meant to be overpowered, that's his role>>493441506hello shallow, TF2 can't replace deadlock? What book have you been reading lately
>>493434783>Players that sit in spawn and refuse to play the map until the rtv goes throughWhat is wrong with these faggots? Literally toddler mentality. Why not disconnect? Play and actually learn the map instead of calling it new when it's probably older than them?Is Badwater/Upward syndrome really that bad? I always make fun of them when I see this happen
>>493448571Soldier really is not overpowered. His weapon is really slow and average outside of kissing distance. And even at close-range, Soldier can be defeated pretty easily by most classes. Soldier is a solid choice, but no way near unstoppable. His flaws are obvious if you actually play the game. I evaluate Scout and Demoman as being better than Soldier in 90% of scenarios.That being said, the Direct Hit can be a very obnoxious weapon. If you just compare the stats between it and the LnL, it's obvious that they were playing favorites.
>>493448109/lgbt/ exists
>>493449775It's autism or OCD; a hyperfixation on having everything stay exactly the same, including playing on the exact same server which is why they refuse to find another one
>>493443482this unironically
>>493449775The worst thing about the TF2 community, is people who blindly hate new maps, and just want to play the same 4 or 5 things constantly. There's something extremely mentally stunted and dysgenic about people like this. Like they literally cannot play the game if they don't instantly see familiar geometry and or can't use muscle memory, because it's too difficult for them to grasp new 3D spaces. And the worst thing is that most of the old maps are simply objectively bad, and there's little value why a reasonable person would play many of them. I'm not exaggerating when I say that the Summer 2024 maps are better than the majority of what was in TF2
is demoman overpowered
>>493450793You aren't overpowered when you play Demoman, because you're bad.
>enemy team features a comp stack of demo, kritz medic and sniper/spy on snowycoast>im doing my best to address them without trying too hard but it's quite evident theyre steamrolling us>go sniper>start to actively disrupt the demo/medic>demo stickyjumps in specifically to try and kill me>dodge his projectiles, he switches to melee and runs at me as my teammates exit spawn and kill him>claims he got a hitsound>"you missed :)">spends the rest of the game talking shit and tunnel visioning me>say nothing>we win>>493449775A few months ago when the bot problem was so bad casual was unplayable, I was playing on uncletopia one day and there was a stack of compoids on my team. The map somehow ended up on plr_nightfall and the first thing one of them did was attempt to rtv to badwater, then all of them sat afk in spawn until I asked them to play and started a votekick on one when he didn't reply. He immediately started playing and claimed he was eating with at least one of his friends being afk kicked, then rejoining near the end of the round and forcing the next map to Badwater. It was actually a very enjoyable game of Nightfall.
>>493450930better than you
>TF2 in 2020>Bots run rampant and news outlets bring up how they spew racist slurs and links to alleged CP>Solution? Mute F2P accounts>Bots find a workaround literal hours after the patch>F2Ps still muted>TF2 in 2024>Bots gone>F2Ps still muted>There's still people that defend this by saying "It's just a dollar bro"It's not about the price, it's a new player's God-given FREEDOM to ask how to lobster dance as tuxedo guy or why his gun as Medic doesn't kill peoplePutting basic gameplay features behind a paywall is CRIMINAL, and I will NOT stand for itFree my F2P niggas, they have a voice that needs to be heard
F2P's don't have rights thoughever
>>493451516"No!"Poorfag subhumans don't deserve to talk. I paid for the game before F2P existed, they didn't. They deserve nothing without an initiation. It's fairness.
>>493451516so much text to say that valve is retarded and took a bad, useless decision against bots
>>493452626watch your mouth
>>493448109because like it or not this place is full of faggots
>>493451516F2P niggers dont deserve anything
>>493451516F2P niggers do deserve anything
>>493451516F2Ps should be segregated onto other servers and have a mark of shame on, their character model, name and the scoreboard
>Premium chad: Where you going F2P boy?>F2P subhuman: *cannot talk*>Premium chad: Yeah, that's what I thought bitch *slaps his ass* You need to learn your fucking placeThis is what TF2 should (and could) be like.
>>493448109i am a 4channer and they banned me so i really dont know lol
if i ever have loads of money im building myself a 2fort underground bunker
>>493450739while I agree with you about people being autistic about old maps, the summer ones are not greatthey all suffer from different issues that should've been learnt from easily identifiable missteps>spawn faces the wrong fucking way>complete and utter scarcity of health and ammo packs>confusing maze-like layout>too big>too small>too easy to camp spawn>ill-fitting aspects>chokes everywhere>not enough chokes>either a complete roll or a complete stalemate
>based and true (we took turns)
>>493448109That shithole is so badThe exact kind of disgusting troons you expect
>it's ANOTHER episode of that one guy on the enemy team that absolutely no one on your team will dare shoot at, racking up a killstreak of 52 because you're the only one trying to kill him and he focuses you down first while you have to pray to random crits or somehow snipe him without getting sniped yourself before you can get a full charge >even if you jarate him a thousand times he seemingly never gets shot at by anyone else even though the collective damage would vastly overpower his medic>literal whole entire team just gets raped by the one guy and nobody seems to think anything of itthank you obama i love being part of a youtuber's carefully curated killstreak montage videos please match me with more paid actors
post pyros
What determines if somebody gibs or ragdolls? Played a game where my rocket jump got a cloaked spy and I saw his ragdoll cartwheeling away. Same game I bombed a sniper and that time he gibbed. Is it just RNG?
>>493464710A weapon that can create gibs, with the exception of weapons capable of decapitation, only does so if the damage of the killing blow is greater than or equal to the victim's remaining health plus 10 (e.g. a 60-damage-dealing hit would gib a player with 50 hitpoints remaining, but would not gib one with 51 hitpoints), or if the damage dealt is under the effect of crits or mini-crits.
>>493463626Heres my trans gf's
just top scored on barnblitz
>>493465291isnt hard if youre a 24/7 barnblitz sweat playing late at night predictable shitter map, only tryhard pseuds think its remotely challenging to defend or attack on
21>4 ears>antlers coming out of earholesit's retarded
>>493465396none of this means anything.
>>493465719you didnt link my post but youre tlaking about my post
>try to play soldier after hearing about how epic good godly he is you just floor click bro>floor click where the feet are>player takes 0 damage because he cleverly hid his character model behind 1 pixel of elevation on the ground which was enough to nullify the explosion of a fucking rocket>dienever should've switched off demoman for even a second, stickies don't have this problem because their center of mass origin for the explosion is always just above the ground to where this won't occurliteral decades and valve still can't patch their broken game
>>493463626
>>493465719>>493465221
new retardkinohttps://youtu.be/Eqe1fXaYM8U
>>493448571>What book have you been reading latelyThe Turkish Embassy Letters by Lady Montagu. Pretty interesting stuff on Georgian orientalism. I finished it the other day. I also reread Convenience Store Woman yesterday afternoonRight now I'm trying to get through this history book I bought on the classical world but I've been too busy playing deadlock these last couple days
>>493466951damn nigga that demoman put in as much effort as me when the boss asks me to stay after the shift for unpaid overtime
>>493466917>Alien maskGod I wish Valve would fucking fix this already. I actually really like how it looks but the broken face/clipping ruins it
better retard pyro https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3325567298
>>493467424I can tell you either fap to femboys or trans people.... now; frankly, I don't give a shit, but I know.... Have a good day!
>>493465189Good to know, thanks
why does shallow god read books?
>>493469120why don't you?
>>493466951go away faggot
>>493443057who are you replying toyo uforgot to link pos newfag
>big ass fempyro.pngmkultra fetishist bdsm brainwash goon addict freak post
>>493470854now post the image where the big ass fempyro is hidden as some grain silos or whatever
>>493471529this will be TF3 in 2015
>>493445052
>>493471870
art of fempyro wearing this whenhttps://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/753/440-Baloonicorn%20Onesie
>>493401116it's a steam curator list, not a googleplaystore curator list
>>493472910
nobody is heardcompass wilting in the wind
how would you change the soda popper so that you could bring the mini-crits back without it being OP?
>>493473703he cute
>>493473910slows you don't when running so you are forced to abuse the jump all the time?
>>493471870>>493472471beautiful
>>493473910make it like the old buff banner in that you need to charge it by taking damage from enemy playersdmg taken needed to charge it is 300
They make a TF2 moviePyro is a mid girlboss that takes off her mask in the first 30 minutes of the film, Ms. Pauling is now a 40 y/o obese black woman, and they turn Soldier into a hippieHow mad are you on a scale of Borderlands to Minecraft
>>493468979more
>>493475802sorry both of my hands are full rn you'll have to provide for yourself
>>493475802
>>493434783
>event ends in the 15th>scream fortress can happen as early as the first week of October if there's no delaysThere's barely anytime to breathe
>>493466951stay, chad
>>493473703First time I've ever seen the furfag jacket used for something good>>493475684Just kind of confused that Valve let them do thatValve's pretty tight with the portrayal of their IP in officially licensed media
>>493445052He's right though. Stay seething pubbie
>>493475684>Pyro is a mid girlbossTolerable>Ms. Pauling is now a 40 y/o obese black woman, and they turn Soldier into a hippieTerrible
Does the crouch jump trick actually work on sentry?
>>493477817what event
>>493478561Depends on what you mean by crouch jump trickAre you just talking about the act of crouch jumping? If so, yeah
>>493479064I'm watching solarlight and the sentries just let him hump them without shitting out any bullets at him
>>493478917the event
>>493479268What he's doing is edging slightly over their centerline to force them to rotate to target him before firing, constantly staying slightly ahead of the sentrry's aim.
>>493479268post vidya and stimetamp
>>493481580Just visit literally any of his vids, when you see a sentry you know it's getting violated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tsHkpesBdY
>>493485613
>>493485613I miss hearing this in every other serverYou don't hear anyone micspamming anymore, maybe like once in 100 games, and it's just some unfunny deep fried pavement ape screeching through the user's mic from their airpodsIs hldj defunct or something now?
>>493487204I've come across a handful of people playing music recently but every time the server has babies that vote to kick them instead of just muting.
>>493445052Why do people need convincing that competitive is good? Surely if it is, new players installing the game would choose to play competitive over casual without encouragement.
>>493487410>babies that vote to kick them instead of just muting.That's right. Say my name.
>>493487410>vote to kick themgood
>>493487609XxGigaFaggotXx #TransRights
>>493355334this is better as an artpiece that testifies against the current state of the game rather than an actual attempt at a nice loadout
>>493355334why do people spend money on unusuals again? is this really worth it?
So, I came back to tf2 today after 10~ years since the last time I had played it. Literally every server in my region is either turbine, 2fort or a trading map. People were legitimately angry that I tried to capture the briefcase. Is this the current state of the game or is it a region thing. How the fuck is an endless stalemate any fun? Do people genuinely enjoy this?
>>493491604>People were legitimately angry that I tried to capture the briefcase. Is this the current state of the game or is it a region thing. A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B. Sometimes you get unlucky and you get a server like that. Other times nobody complains. But there is a tumor of people that has worsened with time who either want to be "friendly" and not play the game or people who miss Arena mode (which was removed) and treat maps like 2fort and Hightower as deathmatch instead of playing the objective.>How the fuck is an endless stalemate any fun? Do people genuinely enjoy this?Some people are autistic or kids and enjoy doing le wacky RP emotes or like I said above some people just try to get kills without doing the objective because Valve thought removing Arena was a good idea. Ironically they could play Player Destruction as a substitute but I don't think any of those maps got that popular.
>>493492382I still wish player destruction took off, it's pretty much the perfect way for DM to be added to the game but it just isn't accepted for some reason
>>493492662I think it was simultaneously added too late, was too sectioned off, and never got any good maps. It was added in 2015 as part of a seasonal update where it promptly went away, after 8 years of 2fort and badwater etc getting embedded in people's minds as THE TF2 maps. It took until 2016 for it to be added to the queue but it got shoved into "alternate game modes" so nobody queue for it, and the only map was watergate which is just kinda okay outside of the beam meme. And then literally every other PD map made was seasonal only until Selbyen in 2023 and Atom Smash in 2024. Too little too late and it's still sectioned off.
>>493492382the thing about 2fort is that its just an endless death match because of how hard it is to cap intel.you kill, you get killed, you respawn, you repeat.the problem with arena is that you have to wait a ridiculous amount of time between respawnsthe problem with player destruction is that there's still a greater goal that takes away from the deathmatch aspect.
Is Life Snatcher any fun?
killed someone running back to spawn and pressed my lenny bind and got called the n word today broswe are so back
>>493457095I'm building an IRL surf map
>>493492382I just really wanted to play some payload or control point map. There is almost nothing as satisfying as making that final push in those modes, and it's a team game after all. For deathmatch there are much better games out there. I'm a bit sad that I'll probably never experience TF2 that same way I did all those years ago.
>>493451053>disrupting a discord comptranny stack singlehandedlyi fucking kneel
>>493451053based, but just more proof that sniper NEEDS balance changes. the fact that one sniper can disrupt a whole comp stack is ridiculous.
>>493451053very cool and good job, however, remove sniper
>>493451053based, almost lead a team to victory against a quad stack of furries today but we weren't strong enough, having a frag partner is incredibly valuable
when i come across clantag type stacks i switch from trying to win to trying to cause them misery and upsetif they don't have tags on i have no idea if they are stacking or just good
>>493494319sovl
>>493347249>built for Breaking Bucks
Does anyone know which command in the mastercomfig fucks up the fempyro preloader?
>>493498123I don't use mastercomfig but I do use the fempyro preloader, the way it works is as soon as the game starts it loads a small cube shaped map that only has the fempyro model in it and then immediately disconnects you. So look for anything that might be interfering with that map loading I guess
>>493473910You need to consider the existence of Crit-a-cola and possibility of players pairing it with Soda Popper if you want to balance it towards mini-crits. In comparison Backscatter deals mini-crits but only from behind. Obviously no amount of damage dealt or traveled distance threshold would be balanced to grant you guaranteed mini-crits without some proper downside.My call would be double jumping while you have deployed the Hype should recharge your secondary and tertiary charge meters by a small amount with every fifth jump. This way you can recharge milk, cola, guillotine or even wrap assassin balls faster. That makes you immensely predictable but you'll have smaller downtime on your other weapons of choice.If you have a better idea I'd say mail it to Valve. I believe some of these guys even read here. That's what I'll do as I finish this post. Weighing it and balance is their job. I'm just an idea guy.
>>493498413nevermind I disabled the config altogether and it still doesn't work.Although when I open the game, the console prints out>'precache_femmepyrorenovation.cfg' not present; not executing.this is after it actually loads the map and disconnectsgod damn it I just want to goon
>>493338318wtf is happening to the steam servers right now why is trading so fucked?
>>493499470Have you checked to make sure that cfg file is actually in the preload folder in its own cfg folder? I mean it sounds like it is but I guess you could also check it with Notepad++ and make sure it has the correct commands for loading and disconnecting from the map.Otherwise, something I've noticed is after the preload method partially broke thanks to fags reporting it the Fempyro preloader only seems to work if you use one of the add-on packages with it i.e. I use the cleavage and high heels package.
Good morning, /tf2g/; I hate women.
>>493419193They were, perhaps not so coincidentally, the 3 cheapest ones
b4nny got caught groominghttps://pastebin.com/TvnT3hdp
>>493502237ITS OVER
>>493502237someone spent time typing up fake chat logswhat a time to be alive
>>493502237none of this has anything to do with grooming and it's dated 2016
I haven't played this game since 2017 and all my old skills are just goneI have over 3000 hours in TF2 but it's like all that time simply evaporatedI used to be good, I used to pubstomp, I played in comp before Valve even made an official compI used to be a market garden god, I used to do jump maps like they were nothing, I used to have people accuse me of hacking because I could quickscope a jumping trolldier and spawncamp entire teams of pubbies with just myself and a medic as sniperNow I can't even reliably land headshots, meatshots, or direct hit shots at allI can't bunnyhop, I can't reliably pogo, I even struggle trimpingShould I just uninstall and delete TF2 from my account?It feels like I wasted my younger life
>>493502841keep playing and the muscle memory will come back
>>493495467just check if theyre steam friends
>>493502841hey maybe now you can actually play the game instead of being a cheesy faggoton the other hand you can always hop on deadlock :)>>493506709tranniest thing I've heard all day, imagine idling in spawn looking up anyone better than you to see if they have friends in the serverabsolute retard behavior
>switch to shotgun>the pyro still tries to airblast out of habitit's the little things, man.
>barnblitz first>blu team unironically has 4 snipers, 2 posted up at each side of their spawn>eventually we just stop going near the doorways and instead kill whoever tries to flank from upstairs>we have an upstairs and downstairs sentry and two meds, literally just turtle on the first point and we win because blu didn't have enough players to ever actually pushwhy does this happen so often
>>493509048teamstacker whos mad about people not being farmed by their polycule and instead calling them out detected
>>493510854it's even sillier when the snipers are legitimately good too. Imagine denying whole slightlines like a wretched panopticon and then just losing because you don't touch the damn cart.
>soldier switches to another class>still misses out of habitit's the little things, man.
>>493511624>pyro main gets so mad he has to defend some random guy in my game who made a minor error
>>493512484>>493511909whoops I missed
>playing medival mode>one pyro on each team>they're both using the neon annihilatorfor what reason? it seems entirely worthless unless there's a milk scout on your team, which there wasn't at the time.
>>493512746Having gas on you counts as being "wet" now.
>>493512824you can't use the gas passer in medival mode though.
>>493511624literally just happened in another barnblitz game lmao
I was streaming last night and this guy was an insane Sniper. Came to my chat and offered to bey pocket Heavy. His tracking was a little too good. I checked his profile this morning and see he's got a game ban from 200 days ago. Should I just remove him or is there a way of finding out what game he got banned from and why? He says he plays 6s, so I don't wanna say he's 100% cheating, but should I?
>>493513370120* days ago. Whatever. My brain rounded up, I guess
I love femspy design, the other fem mercs are basically women wearing the mercs clothes while femspy has a completely different design, her headscarf and sunglasses are cute desu
>>493513760I fucking love butch women so fem sniper makes me devolve into a barking animal.
A 4am frag session with your Steam friend
Pyro if they 2011
>>493513913Imagine femsniper smell...
>>493513913The hairy arms just mean I have warm pillows to sleep on. Fem Sniper would smell like sweat, coffee, and piss from how long she stays in one place waiting for the perfect shot.Peak female.
>>493514681I'm listening...
This fucking idiot cannot draw a sniper rifle. What were they thinking? Ignore the fuckable Aussie woman.
Why can't F2Ps talk even after the bot crisis, what the fuck is Eric doing? He could flip a switch and improve the game tenfold for a huge chunk of the playerbase but he decides to sit on his fatass and not do that.
>>493517241this nibba playing in antarctica while uploading his terabytes of porn to the cloud
>>493512632>misses even outside of TF2
>>493514453Slop or Fempyro bait?
>>493518852You decide!
>>493518852New kekchou zhao/fruity dan sloppa
>>493519698Utterly incomprehensible, thank you anonymous.
The fact that no one actually put their last wish in the bucket was pretty out of character for some of them
>>493513370>>493513413probably cheating, check if he got logs of comp games, if nothing, or nothing impressive then he is cheating
>>493519929>xhe doesn't know who the usual troonporium """creators""" arekek!
Am I the oldfaggest here? You fucking children weren't even born when I started playing this game
>>493527641I'm sorry Zestysama....
reminder that the sandman nerf should be completely reverted>b-but le stuns don't le belong in le fpswrong
>>493528038lol no you wish
>wake up>get coffee>tend to the birdsyep, it's 2fort time
nefarious activities in 2fort
>>493531280basedwhat birds?
>>493528038who gives a shit
>>493536567a sun conure (Sam) and a green cheek conure (Drew)they're loud asses but i love them to hell and back
>>493537741 (Me)i didn't take this pic sideways wtf samshit
>>493518852>>493518997I know it is supposed to be Ring but I just can't stop thinking about Hatred
>>493537741awesome sauce
>>493537741damn them mfers have some insane strength to hold themselves like dat
>the petition is STILL not delivered
why do so many medics name their mediguns hrt dispenser or something like that
because most medics are gay
>>493544854>indirect replieryou're also gay
ok!
>>493544481I've named my Medigun "Ultra Life Beam" because it's a Kanye reference and my Kritzkrieg "Critically Acclaimed" because people go crazy for my Collector's Kritz and my Kritz popsOh, there was the one time I had a Medigun named "Mariah Carry" because I carry games and just because Mariah Carey is based
>>493547981are you gay?
>>493548234I can be flamboyant, but I'm a heterosexual man
>>493537741hehe pootis
I can't snipe what the fuck
>>493549141These damn hitboxes, mate
I need to sell my strange original and frying pan for irl cash. What's the best way to do this getting a decent value and not getting scammed?
>>493550538give them to me and i'll sell them at a high price
>>493550681are you a trusted high profile trader? link your shit please so I can see
GOD i am FUCKING RETARDED.OF COURSE every plugins has their own config file!Sorry for those following the steam group, the steam calendar picker throws me off with sundays being on the left instead of the far right.!nextmap command now works and shows the upcoming map
>>493551436id/stary
>>493551615is okay
so who actually touched sasha
>>493557620me
the pornography has already breached our defenses
>>493537741That's sum dumb birdos if I ever seen two.
>>493557708how dare you
>>493557620I did but only ironically
will the person who made this >>488639990 please step forward? its unironically better than the actual theme song we have. i wouldnt be surprised if you were to be a composer affiliated with valve.
sons who said that
>>493528038If it makes you feel any better, 12 year old micspammers were born 4 years after that :)
>>493509970Can you blame them when 90% of Soldiers run Gunboats
have you seen this man?
>>493561190>>488639990This is so good... Also I agree with anon, the composer could have ties in Valve.
>>493544118AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEhttps://x.com/Thewhat89/status/1832492588085002333
>>493563367Straight into the trash
>doing bad with the phlog and sucking shit out of a strawi hate the phlog this weapon sucks>doing good with the phlog topscoring and nailing sick frag streaksi love the phlog this is great i'm having so much fun
>>493563367>H-here you go…E-Eric…>Yeah yeah sure whatever, why don’t you go take a pic of it first over there by the valve. Knock yourself out kid>*whispering to Joshie* boy and I thought YOUR voice was annoying
>doing bad and sucking shit out of a strawi hate tf2 this game sucks>doing good topscoring and nailing sick frag streaksi love tf2 this is great i'm having so much fun
>>493562610Why don't we just give up, partner?
>>493564527that engineer is a spy!
>>493563367well it's finally happened. but i'm afraid i don't know what outcome they're realistically expecting here>a petition to remove the bots from tf2 months after it's already happened>anonymous signatures untied to steam accounts>every other name submitted is among the likes of "amanda hugginkiss" or "nick gurr">every other email submitted is likely some meaningless throwaway gmail account
>>493563367zesty lost
>>493563367And so ends the petition known as #FixTF2…BRING BACK QUICKPLAY VALVEEE
>>493563367MYMchads won
Canon Heavy https://youtu.be/cS-pvG9F_XY
>>493563895>use phlog>track scoreboard to who from enemy team dead to time your dive into flanks>especially watch if scouts and soldiers are dead or by your nest, so you can take the flank safely>dive flanks and push away from medikits>come out with full hmmph meter>do wellAt the other side:>enemy scouts are scunts that abuse Force-a-nature or comp monsters that nail meat shots>enemy team has many soldiers and heavies that make your life a living hell>can't time when to dive flanks as you don't see your team being successful at their push>you don't have an engi nest for catching your breath>the spots you camp are too wide open or not too far from medikits that they don't let you chase properly>do terribleYou can always crouch under some hitscan fire or surf splash damage when hanging at the ramps and any sloped surface.but when you are at a flat surface going toe to toe against enemy you are kind of fucked until hmmph is full.If everything fails I guess you can fall back to engi nest to spy check in a hope to get some hmmph.
Is it okay to use cheats if i do something quirkly like melee only?
zestybros... it's over...
>>493566932>>493563895Learn how to do the taunt cancel
>>493567297
>>493567297https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rT-KHV5kAc&ab_channel=QuickClips
>the virgin “sit in your parents house and bitch and moan about the game and do nothing” zesty/mönkeyvs.>The CHAD “getting shit done and going to Valve” #FixTF2 crew
>the virgin “SeeS”vs.>The CHAD “SooS”
>>493567297only noobs seeth at cheats
>>493567824I don't really like any of them, but did they actually go? No, actually, the only TFTubers I like are that woman and the guy who talks about the maps and AfterBreakFast
>>493515040that doesn't look like femsniper that looks like malesniper on HRTthe face is exactly the same and he's got saggy moobs why would you save this
>>493538414My naMe IS nOT iMpoRTaNt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCSbQjNfFG8sovl...
>>493567297A lot of spy 'trick stabbers' are running autobackstab cheats and its just as annoying to deal with as any other kind of cheater
all spy mains use autostab scripts
>>493570407https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NTuflw3nrM
>>493570407affectation>>493571491trve sovl
>>493570407stabby stabby is live
>just spam strafe so slowdown does nothingbut moving in a zig-zag formation is literally slower than moving in a straight line
>>493573289let me guess, he's using the kunai + l'etranger*yawns*
>>493573528and moving in a straight line while slowed is slower than zigzagging while slowed
>>493338318now...let's go practice tf2...
it's not original, but it's true: i am heavy weapons guy
>>493338318https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0dAfDo_gWE
>>493575943that heavy is a scout!
>>493576239z+8z+8z+8
>>493531280>>493536567>>493537741>gay cat image>gay 2fort post>DUDE I HAVE LE BIRDS (for some reason a popular amongst weird millenial guys)>awesome saucegod i fucking hate basedmericans
>>493578127i actually thought anon meant he had chickens or something like that 'cause i can't stand birds as pets. but he clearly enjoys having them so good for him and lmao @ you for getting bootyblasted about it
>>493531280>>493536567>>493537741>chad cat image>chad 2fort post>birbs(for some reason popular amonst based guys)>awesome sauceI fucking love ameriGODS
NO FUN ALLOWED
>having birbs that fluff and well fedYep, that's based.
birds are de facto tf2 culture
>>493578307>>493578307>lmao @ you for getting bootyblasted about itAgain with the gay american words. You havent progressed mentally since you turned 16
>outlines on allies when you spawn helps noobs find the front line>but they just mindlessly walk towards the front line>never learn the maps or layouts
>>493579348artist name
>>493579628lmao he's still seething
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the 2fort, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite VIDEO GAMES. you should totally come on down to my spawn room, it’s got EXPOSED BLU BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some SFMs on Youtube! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the birdcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also a BIRD SANCTUARY like when we were kids, so we can do awesome BIRD WATCHING, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FEATHERBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this atomic punch and pop open another one!!!
i ain't readin' allat
fuck i forgot to replace the name "megan" with ms paulingNow im EXTRA angry
>All syringe guns now automatically reload when you're switched off them>Overdose movement speed bonus is now a general passive, regardless if you're holding it or not>Stock syringe gun heals 1HP to allies per projectileWould this be enough to make syringe guns competitive with the crossbow?
post cursed images
>>493580603
>>493580603Birdfags need to be put in cages
>>493563367So, that's it? They just handed them a big book, and it was over? I guess when the game has already been fixed, there's not much to say.
>>493567824No, you don't understand. The whale gamblers said to boycott the game after the bots were gone, so actually they are better and more moral than anyone else.
Proof that "auto stab scripts" exist?
>>493580603nothing cursed about this one
>>>/vm/1424710
>>493579453zhis, so much zhis
>>493563367I wonder how many pedophiles names from this general alone are in that book.
>>493582374I can expect several Nick Gurrs
>>493563367What is this supposed to accomplish? It's already fixed
>>493563367i hope they atleast talked to eric about returning quickplay or at the least improving casual
>>493583454How would YOU improve casual, /tf2g/?
>>493583159increase his viewership and feed his ego
>>493583159Specifically because they said they would and people were saying they HAD to go anyway because they HECKIN PROMISED
>>493580576I don't know if it would make them as good as the crossbow, but I do know that these are all terrible ideas.
steem freens
>>493583982Turn it into quickplay
>>493583982add back a leaver penalty unironically. only 2 minutes or so
>>493583982You no longer get automatically assigned to a team, it returns to the door screen like before while it's waiting for playersThe map no longer ends after 2 rounds and either doesn't end at all or has the round limit doubled to like 4 or something before the map vote (and if the winner of the map vote is the same map nothing needs to reload, it just continues as a new round, I have no idea why it was ever programmed that way to begin with)Vote scramble returns, volunteering to switch teams for auto balance returnsThis would all be possible to turn casual into a quickplay like environment without fully reverting to quickplay, ideally Valve would also create new rules for allowing community servers into the mix but that would take more effort than I think they'd be willing to put in
what do with 14 ref?man I miss the days when this was like three keys
>>493586676buy a couple hats you like
>>493586676Buy some of the SOVLful pre-2011 hats
>>493586676buy a cheap strange
how 2 train trickstabsis there a trickstab training map out there?
>>493586923>>493587196guess it is one of these>>493586954I don't think you understand how expensive (ref wise) those have gotten
>that sniper main with the anime avatar
>>493583982good image
>>493351758Classic engineer is forgivable and is the only one who didn't die
>>493583982bad image
>>493583982new objector image
>>493583982Yuuka is renowned for her ass not her feet.
>>493445085I can't believe valve went woke
>>493594528Feet are basically asses.
>>493455214F2P are TF2 war heroes
>>493594772
>>493594772Feet aren't erotic on their own.
>>493594889this. they're only erotic when accompanied by a nice pair of legs and buttcheeks
>>493448109>Buy an ad!>Buys an ad>No you can't do that!
>>493514453>So why do good girls like bad guys?
>>493445085>if he is a manthats because the mercs consider him more of a monster than a man. it's not "Could he be a woman?" it's "Is the pyro even human?"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BejeVQUBxAk
>>493594889>>493595010foot fetish is literally the most prevalent paraphilia on the planet
>>493595334>it's not "Could he be a woman?"You are a newfag who started playing after Jungle Inferno
>>493595467
>>493539206>Impact impaler>Hot case>Mair maskI don't have a picture but I run this same outfit too, nostromo napalmer as well
>>493595594>doesn't deny being a newfag>no retort, only a shitty image macroI accept your concession, newfag
>>493595847>two easily shoppable screenshotswhat is there to argue about
>>493594772Biggest cope since the invention of lolis
>>493596008>actually so fucking new he thinks all the times Valve hinted at Pyro being a woman are photoshoppedAll you're doing is digging your newfag hole deeper
>>493596008Read the comics
Why is pyro voiced by a man
>>493597198Same reason male characters like Timmy Turner are voiced by women. Or a white guy voices Demoman.Acting is acting. You don't have to match the character in real life.
>>493597198same reason bart is voiced by a womanbart is trans
>>493597564Sounds like man grunts desu
>>493597705The grunts are pretty ambiguous most of the time. And if you really want to get down to it TFC Pyro sounds like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJjh0Ho0FUkBut Valve made her an old granny anyway. It means fuck all
>>493597835>valve made herso the comics are canon now
>>493597835TFC wasn't a "lore" game at all. All the characters had the same voices, because it was a multiplayer military/sci-fi game based on Half-Life/Quake and nobody gave a fuck about the story, because there wasn't a story. TF2 is a reboot. Attempts to connect them using the comic or whatever else is a retcon. It's cute that they tried, but it's unconvincing and wrong.
>>493598005>nowAlways have been. People forget Miss Pauling, Saxton Hale, Redmond and Blutarch, Gray Mann, etc were all inventions of the comics and now all of them show up in the game.>>493598272You missed the point entirely. The point is it doesn't matter what the sex of the voice actor is, Valve could say the character's a woman anyway. And in Pyro's case they've been hinting it's a woman since literally TF2's release, so it has even a stronger case than TFC Pyro
Apologize
Tell me your favorite Blue Archive girl, and post your favorite image of her. The post that gets a 5 will be my new objector. I'm tired of the image I have at the moment
>>493599805don't play it but arona is EASY smashyou don't have to use this image btw
>>4935998055 and you make this your objector image instead
bros...
>>493599805For me? It's Hasumi.
>>493599805I prefer Arknights
>>493599805but idk what blue archive is
>>493599805Koharu
how much would it cost to get a basic killsteak kit for every weapon
>>493603585feetchads win again>>493603608my guess is around $40
>>493600923chvdsisters...
>>493603585okay, we've got a winner.I can't do it at the moment, but I'll post the objector on the loadout screen once I'm done
>>493603945I accidentally saved a sample, here's the full image if you prefer. https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7113521
>>493604101doesn't make much of a difference after resizing, but whatever
>>493604492/tf2g/ flag
>>493599805>>493603585>>493604101it's done
>>493607265cool loadout
I have 50 hours and I just got an australium strange black box after my first tour. how much is that worth. sorry for bad english
>>493607852MY ASS IS HEAVY
https://youtu.be/IY7sZiZqnZU?si=QddE58y3dqcXWWMd sounds good but definitely doesn't get tf2 by my count, i'm not an expert but i don't think they had these sounds in the 60s
>>493604101is danbooru better or worse than gelbooru for wanking
newish player here, i like capture points like dustbowl but not the ones where teams take turns to go back and forth over 5 or so points (because they take ages)- which maps can i filter out for this?
>>493609705jewish player here, i like money like dollar bills and quarters but not the ones where the denominations are too small like under 5 cents or so (because they take ages to accrue interest)- which goyim can i filter out for this?
playing tf2 and feeling only joy now even if i get airshotted and losecant believe we used to have to deal with bots and cheaters, it feels like a bad dream we woke up from
>>493608483Gelbooru, Danbooru makes you make an account to see everythingI do like how Danbooru automatically puts the artist name in the filenames though
>>493611230why did it stop anywaysi havent played much in the last 6 months.
strange, vintage or festive (non-strange) buff banner?
>>493613965The iron dome failed to protect israel, tons of computer infrastructure damage.
>>493613992idk im going to poo in a sec and i cant really be arsed thinking about the quality of a soldiers buff banner
>>493613992self-crafted unique
>20+ minute queue time for 5cp
would you wear a 2013 mercenary
>>493617005no, not a 2012 mercenary either and i joined that year
>>493615601works in 10 seconds on my machine >>4936170802012 is a long fucking time ago dude
>>493617168my steam account says the amount of years i've been playing, that's all i really need
hello. i have discovered a newfound appreciation for tf2's original map artstyle in the vein of badlands, old mines, especially factories and it made me wonder why we haven't gotten a map with standard tf2 visuals in nearly 10 years
>>493618121I think in the early days mappers, both official and unofficial, felt like they had to do something other than TF2's original style in order to stand out. Even something like Harvest is sort of pushing the boundaries of that style, but it's downright run of the mill as compared to something like that cuba map or nucleus.
brazil
>>493595334just turn on subtitles for meet the pyro
Zhanna and Pauling best girls.
Quick Fix as the only Medic is kinda fun.
>>493620160I feel the same. I get a satisfaction out of getting people back up to full HP, mostly because even good medics put a priority on pocketing people. That might very well be the smart move, but I know firsthand that it can be frustrating for the wounded team mates.
>>493620160When it works its a lot of fun to rocket jump around with soldiers.
>>493620160I personally prefer the buffed up army, makes everyone play more aggressively when they can see that extra health with their eyes
>>493619983>Zhanna is introduced by having sex with Soldier>is literally shown naked and covered in honey>talks about having sex with Soldier a lot>barely any porn of her>not even a decent SFM model
>>493624024It hurts bros. I would kill for a good SFM model.
>>493624643She's actually so perfect I'm surprised more people don't like her.
>>493624882Too many fags in this community, and not enough people read the comics
>>493624945I like women, men, tf2, and the comics, I lose in zero situations.
>>493625212
>>493618121eric smith gets attracted by shiny saturated maps ig
hello there
>>493583982>map doesn't change until a minimum of 30 minutes have been played>voting time cut in half>auto scramble after one side wins 2 times in a rowboom, knucklehead! consider your frickin' casual matchmaking fixed
>>493625382
>>493338318WHY DO I KEEP GETTING PUT INTO STUPID FUCKING SHITTY FUCKING MATCHES WHY IS EVERY TEAM I'M ON RETARDED WHY IS EVERY ENEMY A BUNCH OF SWEATY MEDIC STACKING FAGGOTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>493585892nah kill yourself. you aren't entitled to my time when you want to play like a fag
>>493624643Let's be real if she had a SFM model everyone would cry "woke" and leave "that's a man" comments all over it. None of the good porn animators would actually use it.
>>493578127post your pet(s) then, faggot
>>493635230She DOES have a SFM model and it DOES look like a man, that's the whole problem you retardWe're asking for a GOOD model, if it actually looked like this>>493624945everybody would use it
>>493634340Thanks Jill
