Previous: >>493415695 Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen >News• Big Run is on until 9/8 8PM EST• Grand Festival - Past vs Present vs Future: 9/12-9/15• Version 9.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v900• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30 >Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU >Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/ >Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
We just about reached the 700 million egg goal in 15 hours...
>>493530895And now Grizz is asking for 800,000,000
I love Aori.
Good thing it didn’t reset. Need more bronze for brown bear statue.
WE DID IT
>>493531403I was here!
>>493530895which means the 2 billion eggs thing i said last thread may still happen!
unga bunga big number big dopamine hit
easy peasy! but i hope people dont stop. lets at least try for one billion eggs!Do the salmonids even have that many...?
>Accept friend request>Gone for 10 seconds? Kicked from matchFUCK you nintendo
>>493531406And Aori loves you!
>>493532206
>>493531406Cute muffin.
>>493532048I’m just wondering what all these eggs are going to be used for. Grizz already launched the rocket. Maybe lil judd is just really hungry
>>493530895>>493531821700mil/15hr = 46.7mil/hr32.5 hr remaining * 46.7mil=1,516,666,667 eggs if the pace doesn't slow at all.
>>493532641Is the reward capped at 7 gold scales?
Safe to say this is the easiest map in SR's history
Anyone else going for HLM trium before it’s over?
weyyo!
>>493532974Why are the only cephs wearing the earrings weyyos?
>>493532572wait.... eggs to power a rocket...oh my god this is a secret grizz rescue mission!lil' judd is prolly gonna get him out of there which is why he said he was gonna get ready as wellgrizz wasnt gonna get ready to help us he was gonna get ready to free himself! oh noes!
Egg Canon in regular/rank. Would you want a longer Sub throw or a ball of your ink splashing down at a random spot on the enemies side?
>>493532890I already beat it
>>493532765Grizz says he'll throw in more scales if we reach 800mil, but who knows how many of each scale type that could mean. It's possible that the Splatoon twitter could make an announcement.>>493532776It's easy because it's a golden rotation with permanent egg cannons
>We murdered zillions of samnoids and took their babies. Are we the bad guys or am I missing some lore?
493533572
>>493533572>They invade>We defend ourselves>Somehow we're in the wrongNice propaganda post Salmonfag
>>493533418kill yourself
>>493533794I personally believe grizzco is manipulating the magnetic activity to cause the salmo to rampage
>>493533572What terrifies me is if the salmonid were to detonate a gigantic boros bomb and kill 50 million inklings. Imagine the backlash against peaceful salmon?
>>493534061reminder that this is all happening right on the crater just above alterna
MY FESTIVAL SHIRT STILL HASN'T SHIPPED FUCCCCCKK
>>493534265Did we canonically not beat Mr Grizz yet?
>>493534417we did that two years ago but alterna is still there.mr grizz is in space but somehow grizzco is running alsoand isnt there a new rocket that appeared after the final boss fight? it doesnt do anything
seriously tho this whole thing is sketchy asf and i hate that we'll have to wait 2 to 5 years to see where it goes when they make a new game
>>493534650Anyone wanna fish? I'll open a room in 5 mins, name is M.Y.
post>EVP>current high score
do i still get scales if i haven't played yetyou guys are fshng too sugiru!
>>493535250sure! I'm expecting a triuvirante to spawn
>>493535250sure,new at the game tho
>>493535359720217I ruined my golden shift I'm not proud of that
>>493535359>999>249
Any br rooms?
>>493535408>>493535709>>493536131Uhh that was closer to 10 mins than 5, but room up, name is m.y.
>>493533483>Grizz says he'll throw in more scales if we reach 800mil, but who knows how many of each scale type that could meanActually, we do know. For every extra 100,000,000 we get, he adds in an extra 1 gold, 3 silver, and 30 bronze. Meaning these will be the scale rewards we get for the next few milestones>800 million eggs: 8 gold, 24 silver, 240 bronze>900 million eggs: 9 gold, 27 silver, 270 bronze>1 billion eggs: 10 gold, 30 silver, 300 bronze…and so on
>>493535359380173
>>493535359>560>206
>>493535359>EVP 840>237
>>493536320call me dumb, but how to join
C here. Hosting 1 boss of SR. 3/4. Wave 2
>>493535359>400>180-something
>>493536583You've gotta join the pool.
dont freelance in evp 40 im going in hot for the first time in a year
>>493535359720 EVP234 High Score
>>493536806>hasn't played in a yearYou're going to be amazed at the shift-throwing tech freelancers have devised lately.
>>493536693got it, ty
>>493536663Opening
>>493537116Full
Any BR rooms with a free slot? Or maybe I should host one?
>>493537571yeah we're open, 2/4
>do a single rotation of fsh>already checked out
>>493537571Host!
>>493537657We can join this room >>493537646But I cannot see it.
Ahh, there it is, sorry had to send the notification.
Oh, late GGs G.
>>493537292kill yourself
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>493532974
Odds nap, evens PB
>>493538837Go to sleep little shit player!
Our hubris doomed us. we kinda deserved that one, M.Y, M and the other guy i forgot the name of
>>493538309we gotta do something about the recent increase in weyyo prostitution and hard core pornography
>>493540528The leather club is two blocks down.
bully veemos
>>493540675correction needed
>>493540675I want this veemo to bully my penis with her thighs
>>493540675getting the last laugh after she dies of lung cancer
GGs
>>493540675I should have forced myself to stay up and draw.Weak.
>>493540675style is familiar who did this?
>>493539201>Beat Triumvirate and got 160 eggsWhoohoo, nice work guys.
>>493541158160? Ink has fallen
>>493541115rc
>>493541158oh squid it's rainying
>>493541545i also got 160no point doing more
>>493541158my wife
I'm going to bed, I expect over a billion eggs when I wake up.
>>493541158it was my first triu victory too lmao thanks for the badge! we were on fire too
>>493541764you better sleep for 24 hours then.
>>493541545All have gone higher in their secret societies. Then they just come here to humble brag.
>>493541857Cranky because they won't carry you, aren't you?
My woomy just said "hawk booyah" and spat at me.
We at 800 million yet?
>>493542120Im going to fucking boil you
>>493536663GGs SR.
...
>>493541158STFU rainy
>>493542326Ggs!
>>493542161Anyone good at the game willing to carry? I suck. I'd like to get 150 at least once but no one to play with and can only get around 115 with randos.
>Killed trium just as joe was about to chomp me mid air>Out of video storage spaceThis will be my personal experience it seems
>>493542130 749,477,341we've slowed down..
>>493542083Don’t care
>>493542586Meeting the quota made all the timmies quit
PB where???
PB 0/10
>>493542546Legit just keep playing until your evp is high enough to get carried
>>493542586Long haulers probably took this as their chance to sleep since they’ve been playing a long time
>>493542707>9/10it's over.....
Ggs Hb! I’m tired but it’s been fun
>>493538114we gotta kill marie
>>493542792kill yourself
>>493542671why you get even more the higher we go
>>493541158you're not rainy, you're a falseflagger because the real rainy wouldn't cheer about such a pathetically low score. only 200+ is worth any celebration.>>493542546how bad are you? i got 146 on my very first shift which was with randos and i wasn't even trying for the score, rather just getting a feel for the stage. on the following i got 162 but again this was just playing lazy and just enough to get the score.
>>493542954Now we get to meet the players who could never join before.
>>493542707I demand the final game be a TW to celebrate Grand Fest.
>>493543464Seconded
3/4 room if anyone wants to join
>>493543583mgn and eels, i'll go for one more king, gotta eat soon.
Beat trium at 296 hazzard GIVE ME MY BADGE
>>49353535940?0 because I fucking feel asleep last night and still haven't played
>>493543790my thingy is almost full so i think we ashould get one soon.>>493543793there's a condition?? i guess i just got lucky to defeat the triu when i did lmao
>>493535359400237
>>493544312There’s two, one for beating it and one for beating it at HLM… right?
>>493544587>one for beating itThe badge>one for beating it at HLMThe helicopter locker item
Thanks for the three gotta bounce bye!
PB 9/10>>493545116GGs G.
>>493543790need source
Oh well GGs anyways, morgan and M.Y! I still had fun. I think we sghould've focused on making joe attack the others more
GGs SR comrades! That set of weapon on trium was kinda meh.
>>493545162
kill yourself
Footschizo yaoi
>>493545324I was kinda trying to lure him, but manage to get it only once out of two. We still did good. I assume it was hell for some of ya on the other side?
>>493545340Still thanks again for this one you guysI can finally wear that badge!
Do you think drizzlers get pissed off when they get splatted before they land
>>493546084Congrats!
>>493545779Zuna was so annoying actually he was on me the whole time while I was trying to get eggs to throw at Joe so I kinda got stuck on a corner and died twice
>>493543790Sauce?
>>493543790veemo looks tired, she should go to sleep
Do you think drizzlers piss
>>493546604Thanks for the games, eels and mgn. We dun good.but yeah, whoever was responsible for luring joe did an AWFUL job. For shame!
Gran fest. Salmon rub
>>493542586>>493542671>>493542902It's like 2am in Japan, that's probably a big part of it
>700 million quota met.>160 egg high score. Gold acquired.>Triumvirate defeated, Badge got.Well... I'm still gonna play it but I think now it's time I go back grinding turf and open for conch shells for the splatfest.
>>493545494Sniffing both of these woomies' feets
why do we hate nono?
>>493546928This haughty woomy needs love correction
>>493547259whats that orange stuff on the sushi? are those actually eggs?
>>493547056kill yourself
>>493547435This is a sashimi, and yeah. They really like to to add caviar and even raw chicken eggs to their meal.
>>493547383No one mentioned you in the entire thread, stop trying to be relevant
i fsh. (you) me. -s.
Do you think drizzlers
>>493548027hate the idea of eating raw meat and raw eggsbut this does look super prettyit also sounds like a salmonella risk tho
>>493548449They're bleached, sterelized in hot water for a short amount of time
>>493547670taking a huge whiff of the boots' insoles (after she gets back from a long mission)
>double cooler
>>493548382I want fsh
I could use a drink.
>>493548861Getting drunk with old squid women.
show me your flopshredder
>>493548861I still have some wine to drink while I play BR. To Hell with the rules about not drinking while at work.
Wew
>>493548858oben at rotation.
GGs PB
>>493549135
>>493549493GGs M and S
>>493548382fsh is 4/4.
>>493549351>drinking while at workForget that how are you playing BR incredibly based nonetheless
>>493549351>drinking while at worktypical russians
>>493547383I think someone just attempted to lag switch the Joe in my trium
>>493549791Couple years ago I had an office job where I could play all the vidya I wanted at work because I had a little office room to myself 90% of the day
>>493550067For some reason at the end he didn’t target anyone and just looked around confused. However it wasn’t enough
>>493549791>how are you playing BRYou will be surprised, but I play games 100% better when I'm drunk.>>493550051I drink only 2-3 times in one month (I got the joke).
>>493550051FAGGOT
>Amiibos already sold outWhat the fuck?
>>493550763They got sold out by at least yesterday on Nintendo's store.
>>493538309when will i be able to play with this weyy… i see you keep posting him…
Ngyes
Cute tourist
haha
i do not like the grizzco splatana
Guys any suicide rooms? Are you ready?
>>493551190Learn to measure its effective range
I have one slot left in my room and my meter is full
PB 9/10GGs GT
>>493549664GGs sorry I thought this energy drink would be enough to keep me awake
>>493550261The idea of that giant fish, joeJust confused looking around not knowing where to goIs so funny to me
>>493551119kill yourself
Stop freshinn me
>>493551907No I think you're fresh.
still have a spot openS and D, I just dont want a random shitter when the meter is full sorry for the wait.
>>493551190Just spam ZR bro and only use your charged slice on armored enemies.Oh, and jump to avoid using the lunge.
do you think salmon boy cum tastes bad
>>493551635Just have another energy drink 4head
Shoe are you J?
>>493535359999247Biggie runs is funs.
>>493549603now this is a good flopshredder
>>493552862charge your phone
How likely is it that the 700mil egg counter actually works like it says? Can they do that, keep track of everyone's games in real time? Do you think it's just a trick and the devs are making up the numbers on it themselves?
What’s that smell?
>>493553291
>>493552131Probably tastes salty.
>>493553372kill yourself
>>493553256the results of every shift always get sent to their servers (how would you be able to check them on your phone otherwise?)how hard could it be to just add one variable up?
>>493553372kys footnigger
>>493553578you first
>>493553625im gonna get this when i get paid
i have now 2 pearlies and marinas sitting aroundbut i wanted callieeeeeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>493553458Hey footfags, I'm curious. How much do you like feet? Would you suck a woomy's toes? Would you like to lick her soles? Do you want to touch them? Would you enjoy it if a woomy and veemo peeled of their socks and rubbed their feet all over your cock and made you cum on their soles? Or do you just like to look at them?
This is you /ink/
please stop losing so fast.
>>493553946why would you post that veemo with that text
>>493553946>How much do you like feet?Alot>Would you suck a woomy's toes?No>Would you like to lick her soles?Yes>Do you want to touch them? Why not?i>Would you enjoy it if a woomy and veemo peeled of their socks and rubbed their feet all over your cock and made you cum on their soles?You'd have to be gay to not want that>Or do you just like to look at them?That works too
>>493554236>clam mince meat:)
>>493553772Make sure you post proof if woomy or veemo
>>493554236Clams Bluefin Time!
cringe
GGs [symbol]
>>493553946Id prefer if she was asleep and I raped her feet
>>493553946i was never a feetfag but frye awakened something in me
>>493554548why no woomy toe sucking
fat veemo assfat weyyo assstop staringPERVERT!!!
i want to get stepped on by a salmon boi
>>493555881Woomy's toes would just smell like saliva
Everyone get out of the shot for E for like one minute.
anyone at higher EVP (400+) wanne BR?
>>493556793Silly gobber.
>>493556793utsupatootie...
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.https://voca.ro/17ETEbgTKcty
999 still no hlm trium… uuuu
ggs pb! thanks for hosting >>493557505
GGs pb!Thanks for hosting as usual >>493557505
>>493557505GGs PB.
kill yourself.
where are the BR rooms?
>>493557505GGs pb
>>493558578your woomy is so cute
>>493558742Thanks
>>493559058cute feet
>>493559058She fucks yebs
No bigger insult than getting 2 stampers on trium
>saber is teehing again
>>493559529It's okay when it's a sexy woomy
>>493559665whatever you say hypocrite
>>493559529Are you surprised when a known child rapist like Saber does that?
Is it OK for boy cephs to teehee or is it solely for girl cephs
>>493559529is that who the shoe guy was?
>>493560353No I'm a chronic lurker.
>>493560329Only slutty boy cephs
>>493560329Ideally this thread should only have woomies, ocks and yebs would not be welcome in an ideal Inkadia
>>493560525>tfw have a weyy that covers up entirely usuallyFuck.>>493560527>No octos>No malespick one
Anything other than Woomies and Takos is going against Nogami's true vision
>>493560682Put the spike earrings on, automatically becomes slutty
>799 millionfishers where you at??
>>493561167>Implying I want to make my weyy slutty
>>493561463kill yourself
>>493561351SO CLOSE I CAN TASTE IT
>>493560682every weyyo player in this general should slut it up
>>493559058cute utsufuu woomy
Fish?
WEYYO!!! WEYYO WEYYO WEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOweyyo WEYYO! WEYYO OOMI WEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOomi!
GGs A and S
>>493559058can i draw lesbain sexo of woom?
>>493562312Absolutely
ggs fsh. chungos didn't stand a chance.
800.000.000SALMON ARE EXTINCT!!! LETS GOOOO
>>493562643>ExtinctNEVERIT'S NEVER ENOUGHTHERE MUST BE MORE! EGGS FOR THE EGG GOD! SCALES FOR THE SCALE THRONE!
>>493562578ggsnice scale haul as well
>>493563028>>493562831And a post count +1 to you too good sir
>>493561906Kill them
can we get 700.000.000 kill yourselfs by the end of the weekend??
Anyone wanna do a chill run? EVP 40/99 for like 2 bosses?
>>493557916>>493558147>>493558578go to the shoal first to get better lighting.
>>493559359I wish I never made this fucking post I just got 3 stamper. Mogami kill yourslef fucking whore
>>493563335On rotation? Sure.
>>493563335i'm down
>>493562578>>493562769GGs fishers
Finally can play, now I have to get 999 and gold rank
>>493563823Funnier without the last panel
>>493563560>>493563668opening at rotation
Nine Hundred Million Eggs.
>>493561726Is this real
>>493563335Sure still need to get my gold
woosh!
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE GIVE ME MY HLM TRIUMVIRATE
>>493563560>>493563668>>493564243Open
>>493564532Name?
>anon is blind
>>493564532>>493564581Nevermind I'm blind lol
There ya go buddy
>>493565127Sex
>>493565127I want to milk this weyy until there's enough to fill the hydra tank
>>493562643how much is he asking for nownintendo can't possibly have meant that goal to have been met so quickly
>>493565626900 million
>>493565626why not considering how easy getting gold is?
>>493565626900.000.000the sign also has space for one more number so they deffo can go to one billion
OY VEY 900 MILLION OF THE CHOSEN FISH
>>493565626The rewards scale up to 2 billion
>>493565951You WHAT
>>493565782ONE BILLION DEAD FISHWORLD IS A FUCK
>>493566380agains if we get 100 million per 2 hour rotation we can add it up to 2 billionits possible but its not gonna happen
>>493566385
>>4935663801 gold, 3 silver and 30 bronze for every 100m until 2b according to datamines
guys was it really 800 million fish that died in fish slaughtering?
>>493566707No, it's more, because for every golden egg there's a fuckton more trash
>>493566707Would be nice to see how many bosses were killed but Grillers and especially Goldies fuck with the calculations
/v/ is having having playing big run
>>493564532>Communication errorGreat, have the 10min now. Sorry SR.
>>493567186Tell me when to reopen
>>493567114Are you alright anon? Should I call an ambulance?
i smaell taost
>>493567520Salmon rub gran fes
>>493567337You can reopen now.
apparently ballin is on ozempic now? wtf is going on
>>493568187open
btw Ankat we already did a boss, so do you other guys want to do 2 more?
>>493531406I just got up out of bed and it's barely past 15 hours and the world has already just absolutely blown past the original 700,000,000 mark... I'm just in awe that the world has blazed past those numbers and I think it's gonna easily speed past 1,000,000,000 at this rate.
>>493570478i'm down for more
>>493570873Yeah, I thought that it will take just a lil too long. We really might gonna hit 1 bill pretty soon, and getting those scales will be really good at the end of it.
>>493571561kill yourself
>>493571561100% pure adrenaline
>paint trail on fishstick for grizz roller to climb *& clear>doesn't compute he rolls awayOk seems like 700+ is compromised, absolute shitter zone
Grizzco brush when?
>>493572551He clearly assumed you had it under control and could clear the fish stick yourself and that you were telling him to focus elsewhere.
>>>/v/688105582Anyone else watching /v/ flail at eachother
>>493573048Same as GrizzCo Splatling: in Spl4toon
>>493573348I always forget v has splatoon threads and then go to check them out only to remember that some users here and there want to pretend like we’re at war
>>493573237this. I feel like rollers aren't the weapon youd use to climb fishsticksI much rather them cleaning the crowd and taking care of goldies and flipper-floppers
Any BR rooms?
Any brooms?
Are there stage badges for this?
BR 2/4. (You) me to open.
>>493573858no
>>493571778A friend of mine elsewhere boldly thinks we could maybe scorch past 2,000,000,000, but that just seems like a wildly tough number to try to achieve, and if we did, I would be too stunned for words. The scales are gonna be legendary to get for sure.
>>493574125it is possible just really really really hard and i don't think we'll put in all that work for it. if anything I'd say well end this with like one billion and a few hundred millions which is still alotbtw can someone please do the calculations for how much scales 2 billions would give us?
Two stampers on my trium again! Love it! I’m only going to try this one more time. That makes 8
Since we are still enjoying the weekend of the yebby, post all those yebbies and remember to support them during Big Run.
who salmn
>>493574079lame and gay
>>493574798kill yourself
>>493573858If that were the case, we’d be getting Goldie boss badges too.
>>493564329>stuck the landing on the padnice.
>>493575536Holy kek.
>>493575052me. whomst?
GG's A, S, and Y Fun rounds!
ggs salmon, good bosses
>>493576321GGs SR. Sorry for the DC before.
Sex with woomy
>>493576227isnt that the cum-reveal light? why is there so much cum on her umbrella?
>Second boss run in a fucking row where three of four had sloshersTell me it's good all you want and I half believe you but when you're getting swarmed you can't have almost the whole fucking team be sloshers
>>493576321>>493576459>>493576471GGs fishers, working is fun! Thanks for the high score and my first tri kill.I will never recover from how bad I did that last shift... I don't know what happened but I'm terribly sorry please don't tell anyone.
>>493576552anon is showing off his precision aim
>>493574798
>>493576184bb
>>493576837ready.
>>493576954up
Bros what team do I pick unironically
Reminder to submit your prompts here for the upcoming Drawpile!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfxNHtWCN5gJOJ9zLzkbo6dH2VqajxzBRnpyTWaA0eJiragkA/viewformSeriously we only have three prompts as of posting this, GEDDEMIN DAMNIT
>>493577383my prompt would just be woomy
>>493574528I got sent this handy chart by a friend on another platform, seems to be fairly accurate.
GGs P. I gotta go.
I want to report the salmonids for network manipulationThis is outrageous this is unfair
>>493577705i think we'll get at best 16 gold, 48 silver and 480 bronze. thats my hope, my goal and I'd be happy with that
>>493576552
how do i into a pool? Inkrez?
sr2/4
>>493577963I'm not surprised on anything he is a Big Man after all.
>>493577363Future
>>493576536sexy with woom
>>493578429go with future. It's actually the best choice for it. the other ones are only held on by the fact peoepl's waifus are on them
>>493577939Why are you such a shitter?
>820 millwe fell off.
>>493578093Inkgen is this pool, poolsclosed is v pool. Don’t ask why there’s two, high school never ends.
someone stole all the eggs
>>493579274which one has less shitters?
>>493576756Anon my best friend posting fishing yebweyys, you should consider posting your yebby too...
>>493579274the pool is nice but also fucking gayyou guys will open a room then stand around the lobby then leave for no reason like bleh
>>493579419yes
>>493576459send me pictures of your yebs feet
>>493579457That means whoever opened it is probably waiting on someone, so check the thread. Personally? I never join rooms for salmon. I unironically think most inkers suck as salmon. I get all my badges and achievements by freelancing.
If the eggs/hr don't pick up during peak JP hours, we might just barely make it to 1 billion
At fuck it. Gotta know when to call it a day. Went though like 10 triums today and couldn’t beat a single one at HLM.
>>493578929But my wife and my wife's wife are on future.
>>493577363>play deep cut’s game>betray deep cutTeam Past = genwunner trash.
>>493580393But Deep Cut's game is the worst of them all
>Show my friend how many games I played of salmon today>”How much money did you make?”Mfw
>>4935804522 is the worst one and between 3 and 1 i think 3 is literally the better game with more things to offer
>>493580393The theme is literally what’s more important. Most people are going to pick past because of nostalgia, that’s literally one of the most valid answers of the theme.
>>493580702i miss the first hours of it where grizz would just shower you with capsules now its just hats...
>>493573520its literally just /v/. theyre mindbroken
>>493580928Yeah… imagine how stacked everyone would be at the end of this big run if the rewards continued past 4 games
>>493580898>most people>past>he doesn't know
I've wanted to get "into" Splatoon for years now, but every time I get bored and give up because I'm bad at the game and none of my friends play it >:(
>>493580898Yeah nah I’m not going to be some cringe 40 year old pretending it’s still 2003
>>493581179Most people here suck so just play with the thread
>>493581290what are you talking about dude
>freelance>barely make 150>hop in the pool with /vg/>250+goddamn, thanks you autistic fucks
Most people here are good so just play with /v/
>>493581317>most people suck>go into open>top 500s minimum
>>493580702>>493580928>>493581072Grizz should refresh the bonus capsules for every goal we hit
>>493581562everyone over 2300 is a cheater
>>493577363>want to pick Pearl’s team>ugly shirt
>>493577363Team past for Callie
>>493581141Bitch please. Past is going to win by a huge margin. Check your app, everyone on your friends list is team past. Everyone in this general is team past. I don’t want to hear shit about the Australian stream sticker board either.
>>493582673>australia doesn't count but /ink/ doesdumb retard, the jap polls already show they favor present
>>493582673You’re wrong though
>>493582840>>493582846I don’t care retards. Past is gonna win
>>493582963yap yap yap, your mouth goes flap flap flap
>>493582673lol. lmao.
Oooooohhhhh ooooohhhhhh ouuuuhhhh ohhhh ;_; ;_; T_T
>>493582846Get better friends
>>493583334How do you get that many friends
>>493583387he is one of those guys that spam friend requests anyone that plays with them and wins
Boring
Obviously you need to go to the past to destroy the badnik generators or collect the time stones to get a good future.Last thing we want is a bad future.
>>493583334See SEE? Suck it! Past is gonna win.
>>493583387Mostly /ink/ btw, they no longer play tho...I'm losing some as of late, they hate me
>>493583506Shut the fuck up nono
>>493583559Try not being a huge faggot and people won't leave you.
Future has it in the bag, obviouslybut seriously, stop using sub-100 samples to prove anything
How do you guys friend so many people? I only friend people if we play often like nono or if someone from 999 adds me, and even then they never join me.
why do i have so many niggers in my friend list
>>493583559Ah, slight mistake. That's the discord sample, not /ink/. You should say that upfront.
>>493583893>fr*nchtalking about yourself right?
>>493583680get em joey
>>493584045i was talking about you actually
>>493583604Meant for >>493583559
you do know it doesn't matter who wins right
Sad.
>>493584205It’s ok anon
Hit me with a woom, brother.
counting everyone's screenshots>plast - 93>present - 94>future - 73but even this isnt anything really. we'd need every inker's vote polls to do the maths
>>493584429
>>493584478>assuming 0 overlap
>>493584612yeah and now im curiousdoes anyone else wanna share their friendlist fest polls?
>>493582673https://poal.me/74aih
why is freelance so bad
>unironically thinking /ink/ is representative of the general vote
>>493584963It was never good
>>493580898I pick Past mostly to avoid mirrors. That said Callie is my favorite idol so that's a bonus. Taking the theme seriously I'd probably go future but fuck mirror matches.
>>493584987we don't. but we still wanna se which team ink likes more.>>493585084present is the only one thats gonna be filled with mirrorsfuture may have some but i think most the matches from past and future will be against present
>>493584429GrizzCo-approved woom
>>493585084Future isn't getting mirror matches, only present is
Anyone got those old pics of inklings eating burgers? I can't seem to find them.
>open friendlist on NSO app>check future>shiver and frye iconsyeep no idolfagging here!
>>493584825no friends
>>493585195I'm thinking tricolor more than anything else. 90% of my Splatfest playing is Tricolor. Honestly the only reason it's not 100% is I play with friends sometimes so we have too many people.
>>493584867>comments not on
oh boy cant wait for the next game to be about the present, like the last 3 were
>>493586192i can use this
>>493583680You should add me so you can have a vote on Present.Just saying.
>>493583480I spam friend requests to anyone with a funny name on the Victory/Defeat screen
>>493586316...For what
>>493584245It does though >past - 4 is a prequel >present - 4 is a direct sequel>future - 4 is a distant future sequel
>>493586882>source: my ass
>>493586882>source: his ass
>>493583893>je suis oh la la baguetteFuck off.
good night /ink/
>>493587372British Frye?
>>493587372Very pretty goblin, good night anon.
>>493584429Floppers.
these two just had homosexual relations
>>493587620anglo-indian fryethe horror
>>493587372Good night frye
>>493587372Sex goddess Frye?
>>493587372ayy lmao looking bitch
>>493587775ugly woomy
>>493587801>that will never be me
>>493587801Really now?And you enjoy that?
>>493588150Yeah!
>>493587801Yeah, that's what weyyos do.
Shiver naked
I should change from yebby to woomy
>>493588549Yes, fulfill Nogami's vision. Do it.
I should change from woomy to yebby
Room open if anyone's up for it, gonna keep trying for 200 eggs before this all ends, fingers crossed
WHAT TEAM DO I PICK THE
>>493589341past
i should stay woomy forever
>>493589341The one with pearl in it.
ggs salmn pretty nice
>>493589341don't listen to anyonechoose based on your own ideology
I wish present wasnt the most popular team. i for sure thought more people were going to choose based on idol.
>>493589936>picking based on idol
>>493590028I don't do that but I thought other people would nigga
ggs bb. god damb, that first game with all 4.
I dont play with cheaters
>>493589936OtH is the most popular idol group
>>493589936They did. Normalfags didn’t have a Wii U. OTH is nostalgia to them, not SS.
>>493590204thats cap as fuck, its squid sisters
>>493590108Wtf nigger upload replay
>>493590331Bruh WHAT? What did you just fucking say? You can't fucking say that word, what the fuck is wrong with you
Never played Splat 1 or 2 but I chose past because I agreed with their statements. Splatoon was the friends we made along the way.
Anyone have an open space?
>>493590415Lmaoooo why did this make me laugh
>Rainy in lobby again omg can I PLEASE have your autograph
>>493590331i stopped recording after yesterday. it was just a case of everyone automatically coordinating to bring every single goldie right next to the basket and having the roller to clear the trash, then hyped 89 egg wave 2 and 87 egg wave 3. first game with all 4, only went downhill from there.
>>493590579he called you the n word
>>493590579I really do love all the goldies this big run
The best part about this big run is hearing Shiver's squeaks after every job.It makes my pp tingle every time.
>>493591060>“You want to… what? My feet? Okay sure… it’s hard to get sea snails around this time anyway. Just sniffing though okay? Nothing weird.”
>>493587273>>493584045>>493583604>>493583661See? You hate me even tho I'm the most wholesome, most friendly and most humble /ink/er here
Anyone for some Big Run at rotation?
>>493590546i want to give them my autograph if you know what im talking about
>>493591482Wait one of them was meant for someone else... my apologies
>>493591482woom has octo hands
what could have been
>>493590302Most people started with 2. OtH is the favorite.
About to go home how many eggs we at?
>>493591885I started with 1. Therefore its the first one
>>49359193127
i already have the armordo i get the octoleet boots or goggles
Why didn’t Nintendo ever do free weekends with this game like they did with 2?
>>493591865
>>493592358Because you’re a fucking nigger lmao
>>493592358Because you’re a fucking cracker lmao
le woomy XD
>>493592661Boo
>>493592661see what they have to do to mimic even a fraction of our power Mark
>>493583480What is wrong with doing this?
>>493592661Bro you cant say that
>>493592358Maybe in 2025 lmao
>guy makes braindead post "opposite le funny">actual wiggers seethe enough to reply
>>493592907nothing at all actually. I'm just saying he is one of those guys who does that.
Guys, rooms, br rooms, host them, pls
>>493593457I offered, nobody replied...
did the counter hit 900 million yet
>pw protectedwhy are you the way you are?
>>493593891nope its at 855 milthe heck it has been 24 hours already!and we only made 855 mil!?come onnnn
>>493593921>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T FILTER TOURISTS BECAUSE I SAID SO
>>493594269Shut up Kold & his clique
>>493593921>go up to random dwelling>residence locked to invited visitors>wHy ArE yoU tHe WAy yOu arE?
>>493540675can we get colored finger tips already nogami
>>493593921ballin pass protects rooms he uses cheats in, i dont even gotta explain that one
>>493594491This is a public pool I'm allowed to pee in it
>>493594469Kold didnt do anything to anyone, leave her alone
>>493594529only in side order
>>493594697"She" blocked nono for playing better than "her" and told "her" private discord clique to do the same
>cliqueThis isn't /v/. Out with you.
Sorry my food just got delivered gotta go. Nice gold scales though
chat my doordash is here chat chat my doordash is here
Can't we just get along and work together? do it for them 10 gold scales we're gonna get if we hit one billion!
>>493595174I know it's you nausci you queer
>Filter dramafaggotry>Thread becomes readable againThat anon was right about blacklisting names to keep the toddlers out of sight
>>493595451>filtersKWAB
Anybody else struggling with finding out what to do during a tri. I end up doing jack shit because I'm wondering around aimlessly.
>>493595630I thought it was a squat toilet before enlarging the image. You had me worried
>Meet up with Greattusks via freelancingFunny
>>493595770saars...
>>493595630kill yourself
>>493595713make zuna follow you into joe's reach or then have joe go to zunaboris should just take care of itslelf usuallyjust make sure the boses follow you to the giant green ring before Joe comes up from the ground.
>>493595713Nope, just make Joe chomp on Horror to blast the Salmon Booyah Bomb and cause massive damage
does joe hurt coho with a gyatt behind him?
>>493596249It’s hard keeping track of boros sometimes
>>493596350yep.If Joe is on you then try to lead him to BorisIf Zuna is on you try to lead him to JoeDo attack them all with golden eggs tho.
yebby feet
wait is it Coho, Boris and Joe or Zuna, Boris and Joe?I don't think Cohozuna ever got a proper funny name.
>>493597442woomy are too silly
>one shot like 8 grillers with the grizztanaThat was actual fucking sex holy shit
How do I get the black suit?
>>493597938Yeah griller waves with the splatana or grizzco sloshing mochine are satisfying
>>493598025Check the news app on the Switch, that's how you also get the idol headgear for the grandfest.
>>493598025you go to the news channel on the nintendo switch menu and look for it then you open the gsme thru the news https://youtu.be/wx-R_lnjlIk?si=E_nhPIOYYcAqeMTg
Why haven't we passed 900 million yet? WORK HARDER DAMMIT THOSE SALMON PIECES OF SHIT ARE LAUGHING AT US, THEY CALLED YOUR MOTHER A WHORE AND PISSED ON YOUR FLOWERS
>>493598375that's what I've been saying! these idiots love salmon run yet they're not playing it!
>>493574798Yebbies would like to play Big Run.
I lied
>teammates use specials in the last 3 seconds of extra waveWhy nigga
GGs unannounced fish roomGlad we got to play BR G
guys I saw this veemo in my plazaThought she looked fresh
>>493599205Hey I also saw this veemo
there’s no such thing as a fresh octoling
>>493599367kill yourself
>>493599315Wow she must be popular! she was telling me to "scream it" she is a very punky veemo.
>>493599367Sex with this woomy
>>493599393Shut the fuck up retarded bitch.
Behold! Fashion!
>>493599621
>>493599393le racism XD so funny
>>493599101GGs
herr woomy
Just got my first and last gold trophy. Thanks for the triple 50 egg round handout at my low hazard level, Nogami-san.
>>493601482faggot
>>493601482Sex with this weyy
>>493601482Hmmm
>>493596381This is me /ink/
>someone DCs wave 1>keep playing>triumverate>we still beat them with 3 seconds left>3 goldsget fucking decimated holy shit
>up over evp 500>hitting the point where timmies can't handle the extra bosses and we're barely making each quotawew
I'm sure everyone seen my durian yeb but may I interest you with my cannoli weyyo?
>>493602907btw is it just me or some outfits work better on octos?
>>493603172definitely, some gear just looks better on certain species and hairstyles compared to others
>>493602826Such is the way of big run with freelancers.
>>493603273Oh well. It's how it be.Go-go gadget! inkling manifestation!
nice
900 mil reached
Got 148 with randos...>>493603509Fuckin nice.
Does Nintendo really expect me to believe that it’s we’ve almost collected a billy eggs for Grizz? The game is not THAT popular.
>>493604231>implying it's not solely due to japanese overfishers' sheer autism
>count stopped at 900 mil>grizz just asks us to get more now>counter says 700,000,000 againlol
these designs are mid
>>493604231It IS that popular and with all these events it's kind of at it's peak activity probably
>>493604360Let's hit 999,999,999
>the new amiibo sets sold out immediately upon release>the game isn’t THAT popular sure
>>493604518aren't amiibos traditionally scalped to hell and back
>>493604374true!Frye's is sorta cool but overall they just feel like theyre trying too hard
>>493604518>implying amiibos selling out has anything to do with the popularity of the game
>>493604518the coomer consoomers aren't the people that actually play the game
>>493604518amiibos always sell out instantly because they're artificially scarce
>>493604636>>493604374they look like they could work as one-off bosses but not as someone we're supposed to see every day, they're trying too hard to look evil
>>493604847stop posting pictures of my wife thanks
my wife
I'm not telling anybody who my wife is. that way nobody can steal her from me.
>>493604964No.
>>493605490Annie.
>>493605490Too late Pearl is fertilized now
my husband
>>493604743it's complex.Idols need to look special but not overdo it otherwise they risk looking like splatbandsDeep cut already breaks the mold a bit but they still follow some rules set by the squid sisters and followed by off the hookthey all sit at the polar opposites of the colour wheelCallie, Marina and Shiver all have black as their colour while Marie Pearl and Frye have whiteand their eyes are basically always matchingCallie, Pearl and Shiver's eyes go upwardswhile Marie, Marina and Frye's go downwardif that makes sense...Just look at all of them and try to spot the things that makes them all similar but also apart from each other
I am the worst slommer.
>>493605698Our*He is big enough to share!
>>493607708He does have two dicks.
>>493606301okay i didnt need to but i felt like what i said there makes no sense unless you have visual guidepeople notice it with callie and marie but seem to not catch on it with shiver and frye(frye was supposed to be the chill one)
>only one alive>swimming up a wall to where I can safely rez team>maws swims down the wall, inking it>dropped straight into the water
>>493605627Pearl is like mid 30s canonicallyhow does that make you feel, anon?yknow someday these idols will be canonically in their 50s.nothing you can do about it. 50 year old marie is gonna happen sometime.
>>493605627Futa Marina is canon now?
>finally enter HLM territory>every run is a wave 1 wipeFreelancer hate.
>>493608225you need to start clipping that stuff. sounds fun to watch
>>493608507we could play together if you wanna. my triu guage is full too
>>493608507 >>493608737i have a room with only me and one other. We just started a round but if you want in let me know
>>493608831sex goblin
>>493608737>>493609061Sure, lemmie know when you're opening
>>493608336squid sisters in their mid 30's
>>493609138open now under aberrant.
>>493609674comin in!!!
What do we think of this track, the chaotic culmination, the grand climax of Splatoon 3's Salmon Run?https://youtu.be/wKh-9ouzvIk?si=jUrwQgHJgidp_nDV
>>493609881just more confirmation that w-3 is the best band in the entire series
>>493609674sayingthe recuitment on that room has ended so erm awwwkwarrrrd
>>493609881the part at 1:04 is so damn catchy
>>493610018sorry I messed up, try now.
>>493609881worse than regular bait and click
Haven't earned a single gold from Xtrawave, even from a win past halfway to HLM.
>>493610427oh wow sorry i went rto do freelance cuz i thought yoyu wasnt open anymore i shouldve been patient lol
man this general is zooming. granted, I've been away from it for something like 8 hours, but still.it's going a lot faster than normal. it's going a lot faster than normal abnormal event times.Also, good morrow. I am finally ready to fish.uhhh. congrats on blasting through the quota in a single day.
>>493611129well someone joined and then we lost a player mid match so theres a new slot open lol
>>493611409got in! lets do this! I'm sensing a triumvirate comin!
Welp that was enough of a reason to take a break. GGs, glad we survived that last one despite the dc.
>>493611512lets see if we can get a few non randos since people dropped. room up two slots
God what is with this last hour and matching with retards nonstop? I’m quitting for the night
>>493611592ok i guess everyone is giving up for the night or some shit
>>493611663I'm with you there, I've been trying since last night to get 200 eggs because a friend and I each challenged each other to accomplish that. I could open a room if you want. Up to you.
>>493611812yeah i am thinking we need some more nonshitters ......................
okay that was not pretty. but it's alright we have all night
>have 43 group xp tickets>and 4 group money tickets
who wanna big run? any rooms?
Si quaeris calamariarum amoenam circumspice
>>493612104They're just so completely useless. They could make them slightly useful if they stacked so you could grind out licenses as a team
>>493612282we have a room, just almost killed all three........
>>493612876it was so close too. somehow joe didnt chomp zuna the two times he should have.whatever we get them next time.
>>493612728https://youtu.be/zRI5uW6DLXg&t=120
>>493612876let's play ^ ^
Guys I drink too much tonight I can’t aim at all would you still play with me
>>493613798when I drink too much, my typing gets auto-filtered as spam and I get banned.you seem fine.
>>493614017Lmao that actually makes sense I guess Im fine
GGs SR.
>>493614043kill yourself
Where are the pictures from the PB this morning?
>>493614529Fsh ate the photos.
>>493614412right? we're crushing it. cant wait for the kings to spawn
>>493612728Callie pit sweat
can someone post a webm of how to take out a fishstick with just one grizz slosh?I always fuck it up, so Im clearly doing something wrong.
I keep meaning to bring this up, but keep forgetting. But all three of the splashtags for the grandfest are godawful. They're an affront to my vision, and are objectively the worst thing the splatoon team has ever done.
>>493616061I think they're cute.I do wish that they made your name like other colours cuz the white text isnt good on it
>>493599367I will soon have this and kill billions
>>493616061I mean, how bad could they really be?On another note, anyone out there have space so I can hopefully get the coveted 200 eggs?
>>493615390>we could have this if devs were competent
>Sneedersounds like an /ink/ name.don't recognize them. ggs if your /v/.otherwise... ggs.
>>493616496>I mean, how bad could they really be?You be the judge
>>493616761Side order didn't sell wellAcht is not seen as a popular character
GGs salmen!! that was great! I shoutout to that panic reefslider lmaooo
Grizz is going to crash into the fucking earth like a meteorite when the splatfest ends
>>493617073ggs!!! nice tri kill!
>>493617193also thanks for the 3 new egg records in a roll lmaoyou guys were kinda carrying me but still i had fun
>>493617073>>493617193>>493617259thank yall for my first tri kill and new hi score ggs!
>>493615390That veemo 2nd from the right is so cute I'm going to fucking die
we could have had this if devs were competent
